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Christmas Gifts: Spoiling vs. Teaching Values, The Balance of Giving: Parenting Insights
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n this episode of the Man K podcast, hosts Bryce and Luis dive into a variety of topics ranging from personal anecdotes about car troubles and insurance issues to parenting philosophies regarding Christmas gifts. They explore the balance between giving children what they want and teaching them the value of money, while also discussing the importance of nurturing creativity in kids. The conversation flows naturally, reflecting their camaraderie and the evolution of their podcasting journey. In this engaging conversation, Briceson Young and Luis discuss various topics ranging from planning a New Year's Eve podcast party and a Friendsgiving episode to the importance of leadership roles and personal growth. They delve into the emotional responses in parenting, the impact of parenting styles on children, and share humorous anecdotes about their experiences. The dialogue highlights the transition from a carefree mindset to one of responsibility and growth, emphasizing the need for emotional intelligence in men and the influence of parenting on children's behavior. In this lively conversation, Briceson and Luis explore a range of humorous and intimate topics, from the absurdity of superpowers to the nuances of personal grooming and relationships. They share their thoughts on Thanksgiving plans, company parties, and the importance of open communication in relationships, all while maintaining a light-hearted and comedic tone.
Chapters
00:00 Introduction and Podcast Vibes
02:31 Tire Troubles and Gas Station Drama
08:41 Insurance Woes and Repair Costs
16:06 Parenting Perspectives on Christmas Gifts
24:31 Creativity in Children and Future Aspirations
26:32 Podcast Evolution and Listener Engagement
27:50 New Year's Eve Podcast Party Ideas
28:59 Friendsgiving Episode Planning
30:01 Transitioning to Leadership Roles
32:57 The Importance of Growth and Responsibility
36:00 Understanding Emotional Responses in Parenting
40:07 Navigating Emotional Intelligence in Men
43:09 The Impact of Parenting Styles on Children
46:03 Humorous Parenting Stories and Experiences
54:17 Superpowers and Their Consequences
57:31 Transformations and Alter Egos
01:00:40 Thanksgiving Plans and Friendsgiving
01:02:22 Company Parties and Social Gatherings
01:04:31 Grooming and Personal Care
01:06:19 Intimate Conversations and Relationships
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Transcript
Introduction and Setting the Tone
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the man K podcast. The number one men's entertainment podcast on the net issue, boy, be why Bryce young, better known as that dog, better known as light skin and king, better known as short king, but also known as also known as you better hide your white girl. It's your boy, be why. And I'm here with my other guy.
00:00:29
Speaker
What's going on, everybody? You all know. You always fuck up the intro. Like I tried to do the assist and you like your pause and then. Yeah, yeah, I'm here. I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually here. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I got to add my own little spice to it, I guess. It's flair. This is his drip. Oh man. What's going on, everybody? Welcome back.
Podcast Rituals and Mishaps
00:00:57
Speaker
I'm over here pouring up my Jack Daniels. I had this still sitting on the podcast desk for since we did last week's episode. I went and stuck on it stuffed in the freezer like 30 minutes before we started. like I'm going to drink that tonight. I'm going to get a little buzz. So I'm going to get a little.
00:01:13
Speaker
Might get a little active on this bitch tonight. Honestly, I'm being a good boy tonight. Yeah, you've been doing that too much. I'm tired of this shit. good bo You don't have to put them goddamn frescoes down, bruh. Listen, 5 o'clock in the morning, I'm fucking quick. So the 6.45? Yeah, mm-mm.
00:01:34
Speaker
so a couple hours on I mean, yeah. but I mean, I wake up though. Normally I wake up about 5 36 anyway, just but automatically. I can't get myself to like sleep until that 6 45 alarm. I got an alarm for 6 45. I've lately been getting out of bed though at 6 15 because I'm just sitting there awake, looking online at bullshit. So I just like, I just roll over and get awake, wake myself up. Sometimes I roll over and.
00:02:02
Speaker
You know, nudge my wife and be like, let's go. What's up? Simone and sex. Okay. Well, because like I'm, I'm sitting here and I'm bored. And if I get bored long enough, sometimes while I'm just chilling by myself in the dark, it always ends up with me looking at some porn. So instead of looking at the porn, I got, I can just start my own little scene right here. She's here. So why look at that shit? I can make my own shit. Why not?
00:02:31
Speaker
So I, um, I mentioned to you about my tires blowing out, right? Yes. ah You mentioned how you did two at once, which is fucking rare, man. I'm a special guy. I got a bad history with tires. I always blow tires out. I always fuck up my tires. but um Then two days later, I'm pumping gas. I know I already sent you the pictures, but no one else knows the story. So I'm at i'm at Season's gas station in Canton. I'm pumping gas. I don't know why I'm doing the Donald Trump hands and shit over here. I'm doing the Donald Trump hands. I was at the gas station. Great gas station. Best gas station ever.
00:03:12
Speaker
and So I'm pumping gas. And I'm midway pumping gas. My tinks don't eat, so I know it takes about $35 to fill up the Jeep Renegade. I got got up to about $22, $23. And my car just jumps and moves forward out of nowhere.
00:03:31
Speaker
And I'm like, what the fuck? I yanked the gas pump out of the out of the ah out of the um car, out of the truck. People can tell me to stop calling it a truck. It's a Jeep. I yanked the gas pump out of the Jeep. That's right. and um I'm freaking out. and So I done spilt gasoline on my, now on my sleeve of my shirt and on my pants. And I'm like, what the fuck was that? I'm looking around um and I instantly look at my window, look through my car window to see if it came out of gear from so somehow, someway.
00:04:02
Speaker
And then I look around like, why is that car so, why is it that should be so close to my Jeep? And then it just, it all snaps in me. Like in three seconds, I'm doing all this. I'm like, oh, this motherfucker hit me. Like, bro, what the fuck? So he hits me. He gets out. Oh, sorry. Sorry. No, not English. No English. Sorry. Sorry. So now I can't even talk to you about shit. You don't know shit. You mean you, well, you can't speak to me. So.
00:04:30
Speaker
He um eventually has the guy he's on the phone with who's translating for him. He has he ends up coming down to the gas station to talk for him. you know And this was like half an hour later. I'm out there for like half an hour. Not to mention, I called my wife 15 fucking times on the phone. She doesn't have her phone w ringer on, or she says she was in the kitchen while the phone was in the bedroom. I was fucking heated.
00:04:53
Speaker
Your phone needs to be, I need to be, you need to be available to me when I'm not at the house. Period. But that's another discussion. and I don't, I don't get into how mad I was about that. But, um, so he doesn't, so he, first of all, they're older chit chatting. Like, uh, it's like, uh, he says he can pay you cash. You know, it looks like maybe 25, $3,000 can, uh, should make cover it and whatnot. And.
00:05:20
Speaker
I'm like, I don't want to agree to that. And this is when I texted you, when I called you too, you didn't pick up so I sent you a message. And then I just decided, let me give you a voice note. Cause that seems like it might be able to convey my message a little better. So, and you told me $2,000. You said about 2000. I asked, um, my other guy at work, he worked at a Toyota dealership for, I said, I think he said about a little over 10 years. He said it looks about a $2,000 job. Me with my.
00:05:48
Speaker
whatever level of mechanical experience. Even I said it looks like it's about $2,000. I'm shooting a little bit ahead here, but future just to know, like the other day I got the quote back from the insurance company.
Negotiations and Insurance Woes
00:06:00
Speaker
It's a $2,200 job. So I'm like, okay, oh we're good. okay I got some good ass mechanics. They know what they're talking about. And even I have a decent eye for fucking repair. Okay. yeah This guy prior to me finding out that it was going to cost $2,200 to repair the vehicle.
00:06:17
Speaker
He offers me 1,200. He says, well, the guy that I showed it to says that 1,200 shouldn't be any more than 1,200. And he's showing it to a body shop. this is what He's saying he's showing it to a body shop in Norwood. And um wow I don't give a fuck what the body shop says, because the insurance quotes it at this. So at this point, it really doesn't matter what number you say, we don't go any lower than 2,200, period.
00:06:45
Speaker
Because either way, I can get it fixed. I could just report you and I get it fixed or you could just fucking pay me out right now. the The insurance company called me and told me that they looked into the guy. He doesn't have insurance. I take the guy that was translating for him that night. He says that is totally incorrect. He has insurance.
00:07:06
Speaker
Let me backtrack a little bit. The day I was there at the incident, the guy telling me he doesn't have an insurance card, he doesn't have a policy number on him, but here's his registration and his no name address. And here it says right here, he has insurance through the commerce, the commerce insurance company, which I've never fucking heard of. But then the card that he sent me a picture of eventually down the road says affordable insurance company.
00:07:29
Speaker
So which one is it? Do you have? So did you change insurances along the way? Because if that's the case, then you should have told me that you have this insurance, not that insurance.
00:07:41
Speaker
Because when I tell you that i my insurance company said you don't have insurance, don't try to come back and be like, I'm lying. I don't, I don't have any reason to lie. I said, progressive told you you didn't have insurance. i'm I'm not telling you, I'm telling you what progressive told me. And this is how much they're saying. He still ended up sending me a message later on that day saying, and like I said, also, uh, he's willing to, uh, the body shop said they can do it for 1200 or whatever. Like I stayed on above.
00:08:11
Speaker
Like, no, why the fuck would I take $1,200? Now, what I want to do is take your $2,200 and go find a place that will probably do it for $1,200 and pocket $1,000. That's what I want to do. If you still had your shop, I definitely would have came to you. But yeah, that that dude, he they're weird. I'm going to call Progressive DeMar and try to see what she finds out about it. I gave her the new information he gave me and see if they find something on it that way. but Um, I don't know how you go from, Oh, we can pay you 3000. Now we're dropping it all the way down to 12. And now I'm showing you what it really literally realistically costs. And you're still trying to backtrack to the 1200. We're not doing that. No, we're not doing that. That sucks. I dealt with that shit at the beginning of the year. It's not a bad hit though, as you can see. I mean, it's, it's not, it's really not a major thing. The car still drives perfectly fine, but.
00:09:10
Speaker
You know, we just got the car a little over a year ago. Why would I want to drive around my car looking like that? Yeah. And then we have a $2,000 deductible on the car. So the insurance is only cutting me a check for $231. That's leftover after the deductible. So I told him we're going to end up paying for this, but definitely believe that we are going to seek suit against you for the remainder of that money. Plus the rental car that I'll probably have to get during that repair process. I mean, that's why I asked him for 35. He said that's too much, but I'm thinking of it like, well,
00:09:49
Speaker
My car might have to be in the shop for a few days. And you're, I drive Uber- Least two. If they have to paint it, at least two. So that's, I said, that's a rental car. You're taking money out of my wife's pocket because you drive Spark and Instacart during the week. And then you're taking money out of my pocket if it's on the weekend because I sometimes do Uber on Saturday nights. So you're taking money, then the Uber, I mean, and then the, needing a rental car and then for the repair.
00:10:17
Speaker
I think 3,000, 3,500 is very fair, personally. but and i mean My buddy told me, you're trying to get over on that, man. yeah When you think about all of it, not really, because insurance company is going to provide me with a rental. So what are you going to provide me with?
00:10:35
Speaker
you know That's the way I look at it too. It's three grand, right? But if it gets reported and then he's going to be paying way more than that for the next like three to four years. Exactly. Honestly, if it was me, I'd pay it's three grand. That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. If you can, like that kind of money and you could just do his, here's a couple grand. Thank you. Leave me alone. That's what I would do at least.
00:11:01
Speaker
He claimed he had it because I've been in accidents and now I see my insurance is through the roof. If I was actually capable of just giving a motherfucker money and say, please don't report this shit, motherfucker, yes. Because my insurance now is like $300. Before accidents, my insurance was like a hundred, maybe a little more.
00:11:21
Speaker
My shit went up triple. What's fucked up, dude? Mine too. And that's the thing. The last accident I had wasn't my fault. I got rented. I was just sitting there. Your shit went up? Yeah. It went up almost like $100 a month. Wow. It was like, fuck, it was like $140 or something. And then it went to like $220.
00:11:42
Speaker
I thought there was like some sort of thing where they can't increase your rates based if you really weren't it fought me your car was Listen them and they just said it was like a statewide thing. yeah That's kind of ironic at least way after i got my car see How can you give somebody Increasing ones race when their car is literally sitting still like I'm at a gas station pumping gas this motherfucker hit me Why would my rates go up? I wasn't even in the damn car that's the thing though i did look into it and it's it's not they weren't a hundred percent accurate because some other places are a little bit cheaper but like they were the one of the only companies that offered a twelve months ah twelve month plan and and like the six months plan i don't like the six months either but for some reason no place really is giving me twelve yeah like is one of the only ones so ah i still I hate that shit. Why, why is it a thing? I won't name drop them. So when we get, we will get out the podcast. So I'll tell you why, why is that a thing now though, for companies to only give you six months? I don't know, but it it seems to me, it seems like it costs more money.
00:12:50
Speaker
are they are they claiming though I guess so they're claiming like I have no idea what the benefit or you know I don't know the pros and cons of it I should look I just don't want one more fucking thing to worry about so I'm trying to do like that 12 month thing you don't have to worry about that shit paid it off. how they I would think the one year would be a little cheaper for somebody. That's why I think they're stopped they in the 12 month, ah six month, you know, because a lot of actually I know a lot of people that pay the whole year off.
00:13:21
Speaker
I, I personally haven't done that yet. I just not there. um but I do know people who do and they save like between like four or $500 by doing that or whatever, you know, your car is that it's usually like you save like 20 to 30%. Yeah, give you do a decent discount just to go ahead and pay it off for the year. So I think that if you, if they drop it to the six month, then it's less money that will be discounted because I think it's a certain percentage of every month. Hmm.
00:13:48
Speaker
I'm sure it comes down to money. It always comes down to money. you do That's why when it comes to insurance companies, I'm like, fuck you guys. I know sometimes they help people, but a lot of the times they don't. they just literally pay, like I've only been in a couple of car accidents and I think one of them was my fault. And this is after like probably 20 years of having insurance, but pretty much the same company. It was ah it was different agencies with the same provider or whatever. I've never gotten a car accident, paid months and months and months with no claims. Now one accident I got into was like, I think it was like a
00:14:25
Speaker
twenty two or selling three hundred dollars theres like a fender in a headlight and I had to pay a higher insurance rate for like three years. so see I don't think that's right. I was like, that's fucking bullshit. I don't think that's right. 20 year loyal fucking customer. I have one mistake and that's how I'm treated.
00:14:46
Speaker
That's why everybody just needs to get off state. they get you They got accident. There's the plug. I think they are a little more expensive. No, I've had off state before myself actually. I don't think we've had off state. Accident forgiveness, I feel like that should be on everyone's shit after a certain time. I think um actually Progressive does do accident forgiveness, but you have to be a customer for, I think,
00:15:09
Speaker
It's on their website. It might be five to 10 years, something like that. If you're a customer for a certain amount of time, they will forgive one accident. So. Which is fair. I think most companies should work that way. If you've been a customer for so X amount of years, you should get a forgiveness if you fuck up one time. Yeah. If you haven't had, I ble i like agree with that. If you didn't have any issues, like, come on. I can understand if I was a habitual fucking asshole in like crazy car accidents and speeding tickets and all that that would affect my license as well. You know, come on. I mean, it's called an accident. Yeah.
00:15:44
Speaker
I made a mistake, you know? Shit. Thanks wife. It wasn't even me. The road was slippery and the cop just rode it up as you were going too fast. It was downhill. I had no choice. What the hell? Whatever. I was just shocked that it was me being like a young kid. I think it was like 23 or 24. That shit happened. Let me off topic here a little bit. Well, a lot. But ask your opinion because you have a daughter. So if your daughter really wants something for Christmas, do you feel like
00:16:22
Speaker
at Do you say yes, regardless? Cause no, it's your daughter. Nope. So daddy's little girl, but no, she doesn't just get it. Cause she's my daughter. Cause that's not fair to my son. Got you. Well, I meant children in general, but it's, it's mainly, but my daughter's the one asking. So I'm saying no, but, uh, because as much as I want to give them everything they want, I don't want them to be spoiled or like feeling titled to everything they want because that's not how the world works.
Parenting Philosophies and Gift-Giving
00:16:48
Speaker
I agree with that. I do agree with that.
00:16:51
Speaker
But my whole thing is I know I say no more than their mom ah there a whole lot more throughout the year. So i agree if they want something on Christmas, even if I don't agree with it, I tell myself, if I'm, if I'm capable, you should do it. You should at least do this because everything else is no, you can't say no on Christmas. So my daughter might get a little bit of a break.
00:17:17
Speaker
My daughter, uh, two Christmases ago, I got at a Mediquest too. And you know that's why we talked about this. Yeah. She had it for a couple, she had it for a few months. And then when I see it again, one of the straps broke on it. So she can't really, you can't really keep it attached to your head. Um, so I asked her a few weeks ago, what do you want for Christmas this year?
00:17:38
Speaker
Oh, I want the new MetaQuest 3, the new VR headset. And I'm like, my instant thought was like, you didn't even take care of the first one. Like, no, I'm not spending $300 again on ah on a device that you don't take care of. You let other people use it and they broke it. And that's on my dime because I paid for it. So.
00:17:58
Speaker
But then I'm like, then weeks go by and I'm like, you know what? And then a day doesn't matter. is Isn't, isn't it worth me seeing her happy on that day? I was just going to say that. Yeah. Cause you could always make more money, bro. yeah Exactly. i Sucks to think of it like that. Cause we do work hard for our money, but yeah, the they making our kids happy is like number one thing for a parent. That's exactly what I was thinking. Like that's, I'm going to see her face light up like a motherfucker. Even for that, those five, 10 seconds it lights up.
00:18:27
Speaker
Is that worth my $341 and some change? That's rough. i want to I'd be like, yes. But then the other side of me is like, man, what if in like a month she's not using it? I'll be so pissed. He's so fucking pissed.
00:18:44
Speaker
I think she'll use it, but she also now too, she likes ah my steam deck. You know what those know who that is? The handheld PC. So I let her use it today. She really likes that. She wants one of those for Christmas. That thing now starts out at $400. I was just saying, those are expensive.
00:19:05
Speaker
Well, I was going to get her the basic one. I got me the OLED model. So mine was like 600 and something. Yeah. The one she, the one I'm trying to find her starts out at 300, but they've now phased that one out. So now that she was 400. Exactly.
00:19:23
Speaker
And at that point I'm like, well, Dan, why do you don't want the Mediquest? Cause now the Mediquest is cheaper. Hey, come on. What the fuck? This is what went up. This was cheaper. Hook your dad up. Yeah, I'm trying to, I'm trying to navigate that little battle there because I don't know if I want to spend that much money for something I feel like. It was not going to be used or a hundred percent used.
00:19:47
Speaker
Yeah. Cause I feel like, well, cause also I feel like whatever I get her, it's going to be that way anyway. Cause she's 12. So, yeah you know, it's the, the, uh, thing of the moment or whatever it is. Oh yeah. Trust me, mine. So like mine sends me a list at work and it's like, she, she spent time. She changed the font, put like a border around it, put like little hearts think you like most, you know,
00:20:14
Speaker
style like a 15 or 16 bullet point list and at the very end she wrote me a little love a little love uh no and it said it's okay if you don't get everything i still love you oh my god you little shit it doesn't says me no what dad ps don't forget i like legos too like fucking little shit she likes legos like the little uh assembly like you put yeah the little blocks together ah yeah her brother was always into it so she always got close to it My son, I think, wants that, but I told myself I can't do it. Like, I won't. I just won't. He'll leave little blocks all over the floor. I can't try. Oh, dude. There is no hell like stepping on a Lego early in the morning. deadfoot I'm not even thinking about stepping on it. I'm more so thinking about one ended up inside my daughter's playpen and her swallowing it.
00:21:03
Speaker
but yeah That is the fucking scariest part. yes So I told him no for that reason. what And also I know he'll never put it together. Like realistically, he'll never put the blocks together to create the thing it's supposed to create. He'll just sit there and make bullshit with it. So that's a waste of time. ah Okay, hold on. I'm gonna stop you then.
00:21:24
Speaker
no it's not you don't think that is a spark of creativity man and that's how fucking people create new shit by not following the rules so i agree to disagree with you i love you homie you gotta disagree you got a good point i'm not i can't even argue that response give it like we are good at debating but you can't knock me on that one i can't i can't i can't but i like okay but i'll rebutter you real quick because they do have
00:21:55
Speaker
infantfriendly ones that are bigger not not like they do have the huge ones but they have the ones that are slightly small that it's not like small to get in their mouths and your son could still play but and he could play with the baby Guess who got some for her birthday? Oh, oh shit. Isla. And guess who plays with them every time soon as he gets here, bro, on Friday evenings, he rips those but those fucking blocks out and starts building shit every week and it doesn't fail.
00:22:24
Speaker
It's tough because you know what dude that he's showing interest in that he is a parent I fucking nature that because I wanted to see like what it's gonna grow into Like my daughter's always been like mag creative, right?
Creativity and Children
00:22:35
Speaker
It's been off to another line She asked me to this year that she wants stuff with fashion So she whipped out her iPad and she showed me all these dresses that she was drawing That she wants to like turn into a dress So we're gonna go to Michael's and when I pick up a ton of fabrics and all this kind of shit I'm gonna let it go to town That's dope. That's dope I mean and that was literally just always just getting her creative things like things because she liked building and this and that So that's it. I mean, so if you're personally broke for giving me my advice and again, it's my advice I'm not telling you what to do as a parent But if your son's showing something into that do you could actually show interest in being like architecture, which is pretty much building blocks
00:23:16
Speaker
I was about to say that motherfucking building shit. but He's like, I love my son, my man. Nah, he is the, uh, I do think I do see him as the smart one of the two.
00:23:28
Speaker
ah Like, I mean, let me clear that up so people don't think I'm calling my daughter dumb. I think my son is, I think my son is the academic one, but I think my daughter is the, definitely the creative. She can, she can do art shit. She likes to act out, make voices, do, yep do, um, what do you call it? Uh, the playing shit. and Like.
00:23:54
Speaker
But she's she's good with their creativity, the TikToks and all that. She enjoys that shit and she does it pretty good. out i am I am waiting for when she's older and they have like a drama class for at a school or something. I can't i hope my daughter gets into it. I hope she fucking takes off with it. I can't wait to go see her do a little theater show or something at her high school. I'm there for it because I think she's got it.
00:24:21
Speaker
Because that's funny because I've said the same thing to um my kids mother about my daughter. she's She's just like that. She's the same So I think she's got it. I know trust me. I'm not saying I think everybody feels like that about their children, but I'm gonna tell you I'm i'm not I don't lie about how I feel about my children. I don't think my son Adonis has that. He doesn't. Academically though, the kid I think has fucking brains. And as long as he continues to go through school and puts it to proper use, he's going to fucking make it somewhere. But my daughter, creativity. When she tells me, daddy, I want to do YouTube.
00:25:00
Speaker
I'm all for it. Fucking do it. Because I think you got that creativity. She's asked me for a camera before. I'm interested to get her one, but I don't know. i um I just don't think she'll know what she's doing with it quite yet. So really, I think she should just stick to her iPad. And if she gets a phone, eventually use her phone. it And and when as she gets older, if she really wants a camera, I'll either buy her a camera or I'll just i'll let her use mine. Because I do think she has that that level of talent in her for that shit.
00:25:29
Speaker
Because it does take down you can't just trust me like that's all the younger generation to that I'm gonna be a youtuber Good luck. They think they should you know? um Yo, it's not it's not it. I mean it's like this shit. We got to come up with something to spit about every weekend And it's not, and I think we found out after a few episodes, like once we get over those real topics that we know we can talk about, then it's like, damn, what are we talking about today? What are we talking about today? We're just shooting the fucking shit now. And now we've kind of just got it to a place where this really is the
Podcast Direction and Future Plans
00:26:02
Speaker
man cave. This is two guys sitting out, getting on the microphone and just shooting the shit with one another, talking about our week, our day, our children, our lives, our girlfriends, our wives and all that shit. and
00:26:13
Speaker
just giving it to you raw. And the end of it, no but ah dusting a little bit of comedy and talking about relationships. I mean, that's now what it's really gravitating to. us And I hope you guys are enjoying it. I hope you stick around for the ride on that shit. But hell yeah, that's where we're at.
00:26:32
Speaker
so So far it seems like people are liking it. I haven't got I haven't got any complaints a lot of the new people that I've Put on they like it. So they like the episode. So then again, we're always open We're always open for input. We got a couple of people lined up with two people Oh, you know flake off, you know, whatever is what it is. Wish them the best But we do have an old favorite coming back in the works I'm gonna name drop yet you know who you are but yeah she's gonna come back on I'll fuck I should have said that whatever she's gonna be gonna be coming back on we'll let you guys know in the next coming episodes you say that you know what everybody immediately probably thinks it is yeah don't listeners of it they don't they think it's the other one yeah
00:27:18
Speaker
Okay, it's what it's one of the was always my favorite episodes and now they're gonna think it's another one not the one year thing oh were We're trying it we're trying to bring back some um some oldies i will loyal If I could do this For a new year's episode I have in mind. I want to get all the women we've had on the show on at once. That would be sick. have Like all of them on, it'd be fucking hard because this is being talking above. Everyone be talking about everybody. It would be great though. I would love to have a new year's episode. New Year's Eve episode. Me, yeah you, Isabelle, Tiffany, Kate, Sada, who else have we had on here? um
00:28:08
Speaker
you Kate's friends she brought on at one time. Yeah. Milly. Her cousin. She come back. I want everybody. I want everybody. Please just have a New Year's Eve podcast party. That'd be tough because you know, everyone's got shit going on and some people don't. Some people will like to feel like regular day. Especially that day. But it is that day. Is it a weekday?
00:28:27
Speaker
Yes its on Tuesday. Oh shit supposed to mean some people. New Year's Eve is on Tuesday this year. Yeah. That's fucking sick. I have the day after Christmas off. Sweet. Or I had an idea for also we have a friends giving episode oh and we can bring everybody in for that. The main key friends giving and everybody come with their favorite drink. We get on here and we just shoot the shit.
00:28:55
Speaker
Yeah, I'm I got I got I got things buzzing up here, bro. that That would be sick to get them all on. But then we have to like, go over a lot of we're not in a lot of stuff, but we'd have to give them some points to go over. So it's not just like me and you are good with just coming up with stuff. Everybody is though. I think we'll get all chitchat because I mean, who I think a lot of them would have their comments about um yeah but a previous episode oh oh yeah yeah you know what that is so fucking right dale's got to do that and Yeah, that would be what like six or those six or seven women if we got all of them. Yeah somewhere around there roughly like Kate and her girlfriends. That's four
00:29:33
Speaker
see team yeah boat seven or eight I think it'd be awesome. That'd be dope. That'd be dope. Well, man, and then after we could do fucking, we'll get all the um guys we had on this whole model, and then we got to get Sergeant, not Sergeant, sorry, sir, Captain. Jonathan.
00:29:52
Speaker
a ban I don't know his first thing don my I'll do respect and alica I don't think you know it anymore either. I think he's out of the unit now No, no shit either way. He still got to me. So yeah, sir. I think last drill and I went up to my sugars hand I was like damn my motto now you Like I lost a gorilla, like damn. I feel like it's just me now, bro. yeah Like it's just me now. I know Alvarez, no this is but I know you're my boy, but you're a sergeant now. So, yeah you know, it ain't on the same level anymore. You don't want to fuck off with shit like I used to. Like I still will. You ain't shaming like we should be shaming. Even when I get the rank, I'm still going to fuck off some bit because I'm not that guy. but
00:30:38
Speaker
I don't know. I just want to be that cool sergeant. I'm that cool sergeant. I'm sure you will be. He's going to get that fucking right. I'll make you drop though if I have to. Oh, hell yeah. Drop private. See, yeah so would if I ah did become a sergeant, when I did drop someone, I'd be that sergeant that'd be fucking right next to you in your head pushing. Watch out. You got more, let's go. this I told Ronio, you're the first one I'm dropping because you'd be talking so much shit.
00:31:04
Speaker
That'd be awesome. Oh, you think we're the same rank? Get the fuck down. You're pushing the earth. I got to do it before she gets her, uh, her little rank though. You know, she's technically, she's technically there's no guidelines saying that a specialist can't drop a lower enlisted.
00:31:20
Speaker
No, there's not. There's not. So- Apparently I can. So what I was told by a couple of like brigades, sergeants or to people who will like a bob or whatever, they will like as long as there's an actual sergeant present, then a specialist can, but has to do the
Military Anecdotes and Leadership Lessons
00:31:39
Speaker
same punishment. So if you're telling her to drop, you have to push with her, but she can't stop until you stop. So, oh, yes. Hey.
00:31:50
Speaker
Why don't those rules apply in the bedroom with my wife? That'd be nice. Check me.
00:31:57
Speaker
um That won't they ain't gonna fuck with a PT stud like me. That's what I mean. So like if you know you can fucking toast that, soldier, fuck it. Do it. I can tell all you would need is fucking Alvarez like listen, just stand in shut up. I could toast most of the motor pool Fitness-wise you'd fucking totally trust me. That's why when when we first started like mess like chillin or whatever I was like the fuck. Are you not past PT, bro? yeah like it Fucking fitness stud my ass is passive PT. I told you I didn't want to I I know. Guys, this motherfucker would come to PT and he would be making the t-shirt looking like a fucking shmedium because the shirt above it just was looking like a flag on, it was just flapping around. And then when it came to PT, he's just, nope, Young's still in the non-passlessly. What the fuck? That's just the pure dedication to the Sheem fucking shield.
00:32:54
Speaker
Yeah, I was dedicated to the cause, bro. You feel mafia all day. um I knew I wasn't looking for any leadership roles in the military. I knew that I was going to get out as soon as my contract was up.
00:33:08
Speaker
And now my mind has totally changed and flipped on all of that. I met Julia. I started thinking a little more adult and realized that I might want to finish the army with 20 years. I might want that pension. I want that retirement money. I might need to start look taking leadership roles more seriously. I said to somebody the other day, like,
00:33:32
Speaker
I regret being afraid of being in charge because now I'm 36. Am I 36 or 37? I don't even remember. So but my point being like at what point?
00:33:48
Speaker
as a man and i'm i'm i going to keep being okay with being just a little worker bee you know a worker ant it's a definite different mindset eventually you really is really yeah because there's there's plenty of people who think they could be a manager but when you become um i shouldn't say manager a leader because the manager's technically the same thing it's it's a different mindset you're not thinking about singularity you think about what you're doing Yeah, no matter what you no matter what it is like it like people that seem it said it to me a whole luge on the military You can't think of it that way shit the fuck up. Everything can be really Examined in like executed in the way that I've been trained. Yes. It's that the only difference is I'm not holding an m4 and You're not crying in the corner. What the fuck?
00:34:35
Speaker
Yeah, like I'm ah I don't know I guess it's like um I think it comes to a point in every man's life where you realize it's time to grow up. Yeah. Like there's better opportunity. Yeah, not like I feel like I've been a child, but I have been sitting back and just playing my role, you know? Yeah. That's like a fucking perfect way to put it honestly. Yeah. Don't want to just sit back and always play your role. There's so many positions that open up and if you're just sitting back like, yeah, I don't want that. I don't want that. I mean.
00:35:11
Speaker
You're turning down so much opportunity. I mean, yeah, it's it's just not worth it. Like I realized I did, yeah, I took a promotion at my at my company for a better position that looks better on my resume. I did it mostly because like I'm saying, you got to take those opportunities when they become available because it makes you more valuable. And.
00:35:38
Speaker
The jobs now that get requested to me or get offered to me on Indeed are fucking ridiculous. like I'm sitting back like, bro, I could actually apply for these jobs and leave anytime I want to because I decided to put this new position on my resume. But but even before that, there was a position open up in my ah previous section and I didn't want it. like I didn't even ask about or attempt to take it because I didn't want to be in a position of power.
00:36:07
Speaker
36 years old, why the fuck do you not want to position the power bro? You have a whole family. Why the fuck do you not want to position the power? Some people just don't want that responsibility. and but it's like you It's like you women who date these guys that you know don't want anything more than to be a fucking fry dropper at McDonald's.
00:36:26
Speaker
You got to get you a man sometimes, you know, and how the editing a day how can I go back and be a man in my household? And I don't even want to be a man at work. You know, I don't want to take that responsibilities at work. I don't want to take that leadership at work, but I want to come home and be your leader. I want to come home until you would to do as a woman, you know.
00:36:48
Speaker
What, and bro, and and the funny part is, is the ones that will complain about that are the ones that are like, oh man, they're the same. No, you just have a type. We talked about this last episode saying. Yeah. that' I think we talked about that. Yeah. We did. We did. Y'all, uh, yeah. Y'all y'all just, y'all got a type in this and it's a wrong type.
00:37:09
Speaker
like Oh, man. I mean, it's the pure definition of what they call it. What's the definition? Insanity, yeah. It's insanity. The girls aren't insane. There's anything over and over again expecting a different result. So women are insane. I like to call you guys delusional. For the most part, I think most of you really are delusional. um No, no. What do you mean? That's that's having standards, right?
00:37:32
Speaker
That's standards. Your delusion is standards. Shit. I didn't know that. It got me fucked up. That was not standards. Well, that's what I thought it was that way. But then when we have a standard, we're not... We're being... What the fuck is it? We're being... Discriminating? No, we're not discriminating. The word... Oh, man. Sexist? Nope. I can't believe the fuck we're right now. It's when you... Oh, my God.
00:38:01
Speaker
It's cool. There you go. There you fucking go. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, you women are weird. ah He needs to make six figures. Can't live without you. He needs to be over six feet tall. He needs to do this, this, and this, but okay. So what do you get to do? Uh, dress like a slut, post pictures on Instagram that only I should be seeing and go to the club with your girls every weekend.
00:38:23
Speaker
I'll pass. You don't cook really either. You're not interested in learning. Your cleaning habits are fucking and inconsistent. Like, what are you, what are you, what are you good for? You don't want to suck my dick, but you want me to be loyal to you. so I tell you, that's the one thing that I don't understand with some of you. You don't want to give me a head, but you expect me to be loyal.
00:38:44
Speaker
No, I'm sorry. If you know, I was actually asked that question to be honest. Well, when not that question. I was asked cause you know, cause I bring up the podcast cause I'm always trying to get guests on. I always ask why do men cheat? And I was like, well, that's a very broad question because I can't answer for all men. But statistically speaking, most men cheat for physical reasons, whatever they may be.
00:39:11
Speaker
And I just left it at that because it could be many things cuddling, fucking sucking, whatever, you know, there's many things, but a lot of it and visit. So I agree. I would agree. Cause I say the same thing on opposite end for women. They're cheating mostly over emotion. Their man's not emotionally there. He's not emotionally available. He doesn't emotionally support them. It's always emotional for women and physicality for men.
00:39:38
Speaker
But them moment yes, and on the other thing too, is a lot of women need to understand like we weren't raised to be emotional. negative Now, like i I say, I tell my son, I love him and I tell him it's okay to fucking show your emotions, but you have to be in control of them.
00:39:57
Speaker
But see that's a whole different generation like us and older than us. We weren't raised like that We were raised to keep that shit and keep it tight stay focused. That's it I know maybe it was different versions, but pretty much I'm in the process of trying to teach my son to do exactly what you just said control your emotions now let them out but control them I I know he's not old enough to understand the concept yet, but I've said this before. I don't know if I said on the podcast, I'm admission it to a couple of my friends before, but I don't think a lot of women understand that or men even when that man is not in their life and they're being raised dominantly by a woman.
Single Parenting and Emotional Development
00:40:47
Speaker
they grow up to react emotional to situations. And that's where you get these emotional ass dudes, these simp ass dudes, because They've only seen how a woman reacts. So naturally they're going to react like the person they spent their most time around. My son is always bawling out, acting out, having a tantrum. Why? He's been with his mom for the better half of, for the better part of these last four years. And he's always going off at the handle.
00:41:20
Speaker
and I have to tone him tune him down like, listen, guy, relax. If you need help with something, come ask me, I'll help you. But there's no reason to start slapping your iPad, pulling, janking your charger out of the wall, saying you hate this game and I don't like this iPad anymore. Like, dude, calm down. You're acting like a woman. I no i didn't tell him he's acting like a woman, but realistically, hes he's emotionally reacting like a woman because women react emotionally.
00:41:49
Speaker
He's not thinking logically. And I know my ex-wife asked him before, like, what's going on at your house? He, every time he gets in the car with me, he starts acting emotional. um She didn't say emotional, but she said he has attitudes. He has temper tantrums. Him and his sister are fighting. The real answer that I know she will never agree to or think I'm talking completely fucking crazy is that the reason why he's like that, and I'm not throwing shade at you.
00:42:19
Speaker
ex-wife, but it's because you're a woman and he's around you all the time. And that's how you behave. Whether you see it or not, you're a woman, you react this way, and that's how now the son reacts.
00:42:33
Speaker
they are They act ah emotionally. And my daughter and son, ever since I've been out of their life, and I tell my ex-wife, I tell my wife this all the time, when I was in the picture, they never reacted this emotional to shit. They never were such fucking babies about stuff. Talking about, that's a rude. Well, that's not fair. Well, he's being not he's not being nice to me. like What the fuck did all this shit come from? And it comes from being raised by a woman 24-7 and only seeing your dad four days out of the month. You're not, yeah you're just around a woman too much and it's just, you're just getting female energy 24-7 day after day over and over and over again.
00:43:21
Speaker
Go ahead. Like if you want to add something, but no but I was just going to say the other hand, we'll just maybe another explanation, not saying it's not the same explanation, or he goes to your house and sees how it's a different environment. And he enjoys this environment more. So when he goes back to moms, it's a little bit more hostile. So not saying it's a negative, but just, it's just some people more harder when they teach their kids. Trust me, I know personally.
00:43:50
Speaker
When he comes over here, when I'm on the phone with Zaryana, my daughter, or if I'm on the phone with him, and I overhear the way he's yelling or reacting to stuff, I'm like, he does not do that when he's here. He just doesn't. Now, whether that's because of that whole emotional versus logical thing, or if it's because he knows mommy won't touch him and daddy will fuck me up, I don't know. Maybe. but Dad don't fuck around.
00:44:17
Speaker
But still at the end of the day and I and I'll be honest. I haven't I know I talk a lot about beating kids ass. I haven't touched these kids in years. I think I laid the foundation in their first two to three years. I don't even have to touch them. All I got to do is look at it. He doesn't. But oh my God, he will. They believe daddy will fuck him up. And that's what that's all I need to get him to you. If you build up a couple of years, he will
Respect in Parenting
00:44:41
Speaker
look good. Spear. No, let's fucking stop here.
00:44:43
Speaker
It's not fear. That's fucking respect. You're fucking right. It's not that they're worried about me hurting them. They're worried about me being disappointed. Exactly. I was never afraid of my dad. But, you know, it's respect.
00:44:57
Speaker
My little brother, he would talk a lot of shit to my mom. He never taught that shit when we go to daddy's house. Is daddy a fucking mom? No. My kids like to- My mom, honestly. Gotta go. Shit, I burped. Excuse me. My kids like to act like they'll say, you know, daddy's going to beat you up. You know you can't do that. Daddy's going to hurt you. I'm like, chill out. I'm not going to hit you, bro. But don't do that anymore. Like I had to tell another week.
00:45:25
Speaker
because he pissed in the bed. No, he didn't piss in the bed.
00:45:32
Speaker
what oh said know we didn't But my wife goes to get his underwear in pants out of the bathroom. My son has nuggets in his pants.
00:45:50
Speaker
love fucking with be job bombs you like i gotta gotta go And I, so I had a talk with him that weekend after I said, son, listen, um, I'm not, you're six years old. I had to have a legit conversation with girls. I was like, bro, you're six years old.
00:46:08
Speaker
If you have a mistake, I'm not gonna be mad at you. You should have mistakes. You're six. Daddy had accidents up until he was around 11 or 10 years old. You're gonna have accidents. Boys typically do have accidents longer than women do have accidents in the bed. um So if you do have any accidents in the bed or on yourself, let me know. I can i promise you, you're not gonna get touched.
00:46:37
Speaker
I promise you I'm not, I'm not even going to be mad at you, but I need to know because when I walk around my house and I smell piss just coming in sick in areas of the home where I shouldn't be smelling piss. That's going to piss me off. Yeah. So let me know if you did that so we can wash it. I have a washer and dryer broke. Just tell me, daddy, I made a mistake last night. It's awesome.
00:47:01
Speaker
So I can take your clothes. We can wash them. I can get the best sheets off. We can wash everything before that pissy ass smell sets in before that pissy ass stain sets in. We can get everything cleaned up. And he, he is like, okay, daddy. Okay. You know, I'm not like, bro, I'm not here to make fun of you for it, but we have mistakes. You're a boy. You're going to have mistakes. it's It's normal. Don't worry about it. But you got to tell me, cause I'd rather you tell me, then me walk around and wondering and what
Hygiene Mishaps and Humor
00:47:29
Speaker
the hell is that smell?
00:47:30
Speaker
Like Julia was wondering and what the hell the smell was one day and realizing hell's that smell realizing on my couch, bro. Oh, yeah. A little man. So yeah. He's all gone through it. It happens. I ain't never pissed on the couch. I don't think so. I don't remember pissing on the couch, but I'm definitely pissed. I don fucking don't know. But not the couch. Every, everyone has done it once. I don't care. Everybody has done it once, especially guys. And sometimes they're not.
00:48:01
Speaker
Yeah, I know when I was going to my constipation stage, I know I shit on myself. I did it. I thought I couldn't. shoot So I just, I was just bushed. You're like, fuck it. I'm going to try. Oh shit. a It happened. Yeah. Whole turds dropping in the parking lot. Oh my God. Of a movie store. I've come very, very close. Like so close to the point that I'm pretty sure like if there was like a a fucking camera, you would have seen my pants just miss the fucking job.
00:48:34
Speaker
you So goddamn close, oh my god. I did almost shit on myself in Georgia though. As a grown ass man. Now, I got a milkshake. It's one thing I've never done. Don't trust a fucking fart, bro. I don't. I'm not my i'm slightly lactose intolerant.
00:48:55
Speaker
But ah you got a shake, you fucking meatball. I don't know what they put in their shakes at Steak and Shake, but, bruh, I was we were headed to the airport to come back from a military train in Georgia. I was going to hold it, but I knew that this motherfucker was coming. I said, you're going to blow up on the airport and on the airplane, you fucking just everyone. It was so bad, I'm sweating.
00:49:24
Speaker
I'm in the back of the van. You know how we get the van. I'm in the back of the van sweating my ass off. I'm like, oh my God. Oh my God. but I don't want to tell them to stop this truck when it's like 10 of us in this van right now. I'm going to be embarrassed, but I was like.
00:49:39
Speaker
I'm good. Shit, bro. I'm I'm really like this. Check me out. Sergeant, Sergeant, you got to find a bathroom. And he's like, he's like, oh, we'll hit the airport. You can't go like I said, I need a bathroom now.
00:49:56
Speaker
na And they were like, go to the next bathroom. Bro, I went into a speedway in Georgia and I tore that motherfucker down. And I felt oh man i felt like I gave you birth to a baby boy, man. The shit was amazing.
00:50:13
Speaker
I felt so good when I came out of that motherfucker, bro. Oh, my God. The visual, you fucking sit in the back of the van just sweating bullets like, oh, God. Oh, my God. Bro, I didn't want to be because I know if I'm telling them to stop, they know like he needs to get shit. Like, yeah, I got to come mean way and it has to go now. I'm like, I literally am going to shit on myself if we don't stop at a gas station. I have never had a situation where I thought I was going to shit on myself until then.
00:50:42
Speaker
I was literally gonna fuck that van up. And then it would have been to clean their feet. Huh? That's the only one I've had that was too close to what I told you. Fucking, hold on, that was the first time I shit at a rest stop. That shit was bad. That was bad, I ain't know what the fuck was going on. This is not a topic for a lot of people, but hey, we all do it, shit happens.
00:51:02
Speaker
He never felt like that in my life, bro. My life. Like that shit killed me. I was scared. I ain't never came that close, bro. I never came that close to thinking I'm realistically about to shit all over the back of this van. Oh, dude, I don't know. I don't ever want to know that feeling. It's scary, bro. That I just said shit on my mind. I really don't want to know. I just ate the milkshake five minutes prior.
00:51:31
Speaker
Like he got his way down. Well then it wasn't the milkshake then. It was something you ate prior to that. There's nothing that could react that quick unless you... Well actually you said you are lactose intolerant, right? I am lactose intolerant. Well you were fucking... You just like, you know what? I feel like shit myself. so say Bro, let me tell you that milkshake was... That strawberry milkshake. Your blood hole was like, oh my god, what the fuck were you thinking? Oreo milkshake. Oreo milkshake all day.
00:51:59
Speaker
that's that's That's my go-to. If I go to Five Guys, Steak and Shake, anywhere you if they got cooked if they got Oreo milkshake. The second that fucking shake hit your stomach, your fucking butthole was like, I got you, fucker. I got you. Don't you worry. Count down commencing. that more it That shit was delicious though. ah That was my first and only time I've ever eaten at a steak and shake and the shakes are worth it. The burgers are whatever, but the shakes. Oh my God. Oh my God. They're good. Yeah. They're fucking delicious. I i fucking should have went there and saw one the other day down, down in, um, I want to say Charlestown. Yeah. Fucking try that place out. Charlestown. Do we got a steak and shake here?
00:52:53
Speaker
Mm-hmm. I didn't know because I was over there. I thought they were down south. It was definitely there. Same. That's how I was like, what the fuck is this? Take it, take it, yeah. You should've went. I know. You could've had it. You could've shit yourself. I was on a mission. You could've shit myself. Oh shit. I could fucking be excited for that one, huh?
00:53:13
Speaker
Then I can find out if it's just If it's just the place there. Yeah. Maybe they're using some specific kind of milk. pig Yeah. It's not because of lactose intolerant. My asshole's punishing me. It's not that. it's I just want to see is it because of that or? Well, they got a special ingredient in that shit. Maybe somebody was working with me. Laced my shit with laxatives, bro.
00:53:36
Speaker
the second like you know what that's the guy from the man cave make him shit i can't wait to be noticed because well we don't do video really but if somebody heard me talking i was like yeah you know what it's so familiar i got a fucked up question and it's um um We'll talk about it a little bit, but not a lot. I want to see if anyone who's listening, if anyone's listening would like want to reply to this. If you had a superpower that would like, it has to be something fucked up. Like either make someone shit themselves or something like that. Nothing, nothing like a typical one. If you could have that type of superpower, what would it be?
00:54:17
Speaker
yes Honestly, if you've seen the movie orgasmo, that's the fucking superpower I want What? Make anyone just bust a nut. part I mean, have you fucked up? Have you fucked up? How could you be angry and bust a nut? Think about that. Just about to shoot someone, motherfucker, you stole my money. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:54:53
Speaker
Alright, so yeah, that's the question I like that guy on the boys um You watch the boys I watch some of it. Yeah, that shows actually pretty funny and fucked up Well, there's one season where they have a sex party and there's this guy who can can go so go miniature. And I think he goes miniature and goes inside this guy's dickhole. And like it's ah it's a big turn on for this guy. yeah But he fucked around and got startled somehow and went big inside the guy and just killed him.
00:55:27
Speaker
Exploded him. Well, oh yeah, that's an implosion ding dong and yeah just move So I think apart I'd like to be able to go small and then just go inside a girl's pussy and just fuck her up And then jump out go big again and just send it I thought mine was fucking crazy Oh, that's fucking great. Like, bro, I want to be inside so I can see what it looks like for me. Yeah. You want to walk in and go, whoa. Bro, think about it. You can have high ceilings in here. You could be fucking the shit out of pussy. Be like, I'm going to show you something really special. And then go small. Go inside. Find the G-spot. You know, drum roll that bitch. And then come back out, send that pussy home. Go to bed. I mean, that sucks ever. Bitch is going to love you, bro.
00:56:26
Speaker
no businessally i love you So yeah it Don't forget if you can have a superpower that would cause something fucked up What would you want to see that's the thing yours? You're all right You're gonna change that though because your superpower could be used in other ways So it's me it has to be it has to inflict something on someone that's fucked up So like it has to make them shit themselves their nose run like something like that something that you can't Cause you don't think about if you're a miniature, you could do a lot of shit. If you're a miniature, that'd be like what shape shifting essentially. No, whatever. I don't know. What does that man call it? I don't know. and Quantum energy or some shit. Wasn't the movie fucking ant man, but yeah man, or, uh, the other guy, um, the DC version of ant man. What's his name? Adam the Adam. Oh yeah. So.
00:57:23
Speaker
Yeah, I like that shit. I think that's, I think that's fucked up enough. I mean, twiddling around in some girl's pussy. Well, no, you, that would just like, imagine if you're like a superhero and you're like, you know what I like to do? Cause if you can change sizes, like, okay, what if I could transform into a dildo, you know?
00:57:44
Speaker
Alright, so what happens if you transform into a dildo and end up in the wrong house? now I'm in the house I want to be in. and That's why I'm transforming. Go to the store like that girl's gonna buy me. That's why I'm transforming. well I can transform into a dildo and I show up and marry women's houses. That would be my fucking job. That's a Family Guy episode. Oh, that's great. the Family Guy episode.
00:58:10
Speaker
Yep. That I still have not the latest season of Rick and Morty and I'm disappointed in myself. I need to watch that. I hope it's good. You want Rick and Morty? I haven't watched it consistently, but I do watch it from time to time. that great fucking It is fucking hilarious. Like that one you sent me with the lieutenant, the sergeant. I saw that one a long time ago, but that is hilarious. Yeah. I don't remember. The one with it. Oh, dude. That's been your. um I know we'll find this because this shit is hilarious.
00:58:52
Speaker
But someone who like, it's a certain episode where Rick is trying to, Morty's trying to tell Rick something to do and he's like, fuck you. And he's just like, suck my balls, suck my balls. And he's like, you're going to meet me. at fuck you it's It's pretty good. They're funny. They're always pretty funny. They're, they're funny as hell. Rick's a fucking clown. Morty's a fucking idiot, fucking simp ass dude. And kind of love that shit, bro.
00:59:22
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Now I'm burping a lot. This is Jack and Coke. ah Damn, again. I bought a Corona out here with me and I haven't even popped it open because I've been enjoying my Jack and Coke so much.
00:59:37
Speaker
What do you got going on for, uh, you got any friends giving things going on Thanksgiving? Honestly, I didn't get any inputs this year. So I'm just chilling. The only thing is I just got, uh, just Thanksgiving with my sister. Cause, um, we split the holiday. So on Thanksgiving, the kids go to their moms and then the weekend of Thanksgiving, my whole family gets together. So that's when I get like Thanksgiving with my family.
00:59:58
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but usually i do have a friendsgiving but a lot of the people i've done it with the past couple of years they you know they go into their significant others parents so life moves on is what it is unless they're gonna do one after the fact i'm not sure i think next year i'm gonna do a friendsgiving i really wanted to do one this year and i it's too late now but Because we have such a small family over here, it's just me, Julia, the baby, and her brother, and her two aunts, because her mom and dad moved to Florida. So it's a very small thing over here now. So i think I think next year we intend to go to Mississippi and do Thanksgiving with my family instead because it's a much larger family.
01:00:47
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okay and the week prior to that I would like to start doing a thanks our friends giving and See how my first annual friends giving at the Young's house goes I want to say how many people come through and if it goes well make it an annual thing and I like to turn into ah like a real big powwow, you know? Like music, get totally fucked up, everybody bring a dish, like a whole fucking party. i wanted to be I want us to set this motherfucking Crawford Street off. Set Crawford Street on fucking fire.
01:01:33
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I'm down, dude. Fuck it. I'm actually, me and my sisters are trying to do like a block party. Trying to get the whole fucking, the whole street to sign off on it. Because a couple of the neighbors already said, yeah, she'd be like, fuck it. You know, I'll let you know about that. Let me know. Cause you've been on my street, dude. My street would be a perfect street for a block party. Let me fucking know. Um, I was going to ask you about something else too. My, uh, I haven't brought it to my wife yet, so it depends on what she says, but, um,
01:02:02
Speaker
My company at work has a Christmas party as well. It is open bar. So you drink for free all night. I get a plus one, but the kids are here that weekend. So she would have to be here with the kids. Oh, it is in Norwood. They do offer hotels there. So you could stay for the night for 200 if you didn't want to go back home.
01:02:26
Speaker
But, you know, uh, you can hit on my single coworkers. Um, so yes, you could be my plus one is going to be good food, free drinks. My company is very fucking. They're pretty crazy. They're pretty fun. i say So what is it? Um, December 21.
01:02:54
Speaker
It's a kid's weekend with time. Yes, it is. That's the thing. It is a kid's weekend. can that is a good That's why I keep telling people I don't know if I'm coming because I don't want to come by myself. I want to make sure I got somebody with me.
01:03:08
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so If you can't come, I got to go to my backup guy. I'm sorry, bro. I can't, because that's right around Christmas, and I want to get all the time whenever I can. I got you. I got you. Love my babies. At least until they tell me now, dad, we're busy. So hey, I want to try to soak up that.
01:03:26
Speaker
I got you. It's all good. I thought I'd throw it at you. Cause I thought, sounds like it'd be a good time. It should be. you should I've never been, I haven't been to my company's Christmas party, but I mean free drinks and sounds fun to me. And because it's in Norwood last year was in Boston. So I really didn't, but would it be in a Norhood and Norhood? Would it be an in a Norwood? I know I can come back home. So.
01:03:53
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That makes it a lot easier for me, even with the kids here. At least if I go there, stay a couple of hours, I can get myself back home without getting too fucked up. Yeah. So that's good. I'm back. That's the thing. I was just looking too. I have my company's party coming up too, but I guess I don't have it in the calendar, which is weird, but is what it is. But I got the Christmas party for the unit.
01:04:20
Speaker
I'm down for that. Do it up. I am down. That one you gotta pay for your drinks, though. Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna get fucked up at the company party. I wanna shave my beard so bad, but I i won't. I'm gonna grow it out, trim it, and then wash that bitch. I'm gonna shave this shit up. Oh my god, a girl, you look so different with a beard. Yeah. Most people do. I need to shave my shit up. I need to shave. I get these whiskers.
01:04:49
Speaker
It took me a while to get it up here. It's constantly just shaving it. Shaving it and cleaning it. sha like little like Shaving it back at it. And then trimming it so long. I see. Your shit grows nice and clean. your Nice, clean, and even too. It takes time for real. That shit takes time. I feel like, I guess if I was in the military and I could just actually let this shit grow. Let it do its thing for a while. And then shape it up as I go. Keep shaping it up. It would probably get there. but your shiz. What's the word I'm looking for?
01:05:29
Speaker
Fuck the word. It just looks right. Okay, let's go with that. Appreciate that. I appreciate that. Mine does not uneven hair gross. Like right here, it grows a little light but over here it goes a little heavier and do think that's trust me mind you do the same shit like right here right next right under my fucking right eye used to be a nice little gap right there and it was just constantly like they have those things that like the derma role is you could do that but as long as you just we just
01:06:00
Speaker
shave your face like bi it and then like she would have be like a regular beat Then after you shave it, and then have a fucking routine. Clean your face. you clean your Your face stays clean, your fucking follicles can get more blood. and know That's just how it is. That's how it creates growth. There you go. And if you use the same technique on your penis, you will grow more pubic hair. So yeah i remember that. Who the fuck wants that?
01:06:29
Speaker
Fucking shit. yeah It's okay. I get that. You want like an Amazon down there. So you got to part that shit to find it. Part the weaves. I'm cleaning, shaving. From experience, you don't want that. I've seen in per first person view fucking of a 22 year old Bush untouched dude. Holy shit. What'd you mean? Like never shaven? Shaven? Oh no. Yes. Like never.
01:06:56
Speaker
Never really. Did it smell? No, it didn't. she was She took very good care of herself. but That's fine. I don't know. I'm going to tell y'all something. Since we're on the subject of a ah pussy hair. Listen.
01:07:13
Speaker
Personally, minimal. Minimal. Personally. I go through a phase where sometimes I like a bald vagina, but there is something sometimes about a pussy with some hair on it that kind of turns me on. Sometimes I'm not going to like, I'm not going to like all the time. I want her to have a bunch of a fucking, you know, a little pad down there, get a facial. Yeah. Yeah. I don't need to fucking, uh, my mustache like, Oh shit. Yeah. I don't need to crave in a hundred, uh, for vest pussy down there, but I do want to get some furry beaver. Come on.
01:07:50
Speaker
Sometimes when I'm, when I see a little, see a little nice hair on that pussy, I feel like, oh, that's, that's a woman pussy right there. Like it's true. And it really, had grown yeah. and Thank you. Okay. I'm going to feel that one that feels their way. Okay. So when I say what I'm saying, it makes sense. then I'm not saying that that's what I want all the time. I'm just saying a little, that's that's it's a little spice on the side. I don't want it all the time, but sometimes I like.
01:08:15
Speaker
eating out a pussy that's got a little hair on it. Sometimes I like fucking a pussy that got some hair on it. That's a woman pussy, boy. You fucking a woman. I get it though. And if you don't get it, you're lying because you do get it. So me saying that, I wonder, do women feel the same way when it comes to sucking a man's dick? Do sometimes you would like him to grow his fro up a little bit?
01:08:39
Speaker
That's a man's dick. Yeah. We've had women say that, that they didn't, they didn't like guys when they were cut too short. They like some of it there. It's a mainly thing. My ex didn't like that at all. That's a grown woman thing. It's the younger women don't like that. They don't like hair? And then some of the older women too, they rather you be like a fucking baby ass, you know, nice and smooth.
01:09:06
Speaker
And I've been a lot of women that were like, no, I want a man to be a man. My ex-wife was the same way. She didn't, if I shaved my dick one time, he's like, why did you do that? Like, I do it for me personally to come for it. Like a boy's dick. So if I wanted a boy, I'd date a boy. Like a man's supposed to have hair on the dick. So like, keep the hair.
01:09:31
Speaker
I personally, I didn't like it. I was kind of happy that Julia is one of the women that prefer hairless dicks. So now I can shave my dick without feeling like I should have done that. I like shaving my shit. I like it to be nice. So much more comfortable. Personally, I don't even know what my dick looks like with hair anymore.
01:09:52
Speaker
like yeah pleasure listen and ah anyone listen to this shit if if you if you don't tell me how the fuck you don't get that random like and like your ball here like oh what the fuck well like is you know like something like your boxes or like your zipper just catches a hair the right way and like pulls a ball here yeah that's like two on sweaty day going on hot hard-working days Your dick is more likely to a Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it. I feel like now, when I have a hard day's work, my dick still smells good. It doesn't smell like I've been working all day. It's got a good smell. I've never gotten a complaint. That's not to say that. And if if they just would do being nice to not hurt my feelings, well, fuck you then, because you should just bitch over the goddamn truth. But I've never gotten a complaint. Well, I tell my wife.
01:10:45
Speaker
Don't tell me the truth just to save my feelings. I'm telling you, I've been at work all day, babe. Sniff my dick. And I can get it to sniff. I can get it to sniff my dick sometimes. She's like, no, it doesn't sniff. And I'm like, I told you, I'm a clean man. I got a clean dick. Oh my God,
Openness in Relationships
01:11:06
Speaker
that's awesome. This is a good dick right here. You could fucking eat food off this dick. Girl, you can eat that off this motherfucker. Oh, that's fucking great.
01:11:14
Speaker
That's how you know you guys are in love. I'm just saying. Perfectly compensated like that. It's fucking great. I'm not gonna say it was a perfect composition, but I mean, she was like, are you serious? I'm like, yeah, smell it. I'm serious, smell it. Oh, trust me. I know I didn't go down like that. And then she wasn't like, okay. I looked at you like, what the fuck? What?
01:11:38
Speaker
Oh, that's fucking great. Oh, yeah. i Yeah, I asked whatever I want to ask. I don't know. I feel like I did enough holding back in my previous relationship. I i want in this relationship. I want to let it all hang. My stupidness, my crazy questions, my deep, most innermost desires, things I want to do to you that I've never done to any other woman, things I want you to do to me that no woman's ever done to me. yeah Don't worry guys, I'm not getting pegged. I don't do pegging, but it's just anything like I want it I want to be fully free and open so let's get to it like
01:12:17
Speaker
Before I came on this podcast, I told my wife, like I ah ah came in here with the camera and I told you, I was like, we should make a movie. I'm not going to lie, i've I've said that. She's like, are you serious? um like little I'm like, no, legit. i like We should make a movie, like a whole legit sex scene. like I want to start out like in the living room with some fucking conversation and then it leads to the bedroom and we have scenes and everything. Like, I want you to say certain stuff. And she's like, she's just looking at me like, smiling, smirking. Okay. And like, I'm like, well, julia I'm going to have to, you got have to say certain things that I know you don't really say. She's like, okay. I'm like,
01:13:02
Speaker
All right, I'm just letting you know. like right zeli she's on board So and when that when that movie drops on Pornhub, I'll let you guys know.
01:13:15
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brace asteroid I'll share the link. um It'll probably be named something like Short King Finn or something on Pornhub. so Be able to look out, actually. Actually, fuck that. ah point of I mean, OnlyFans, search my OnlyFans. Why not? Why not? I'm trying to get an OnlyFans too. Search Man Cave Young on OnlyFans. If you can watch someone already have that. That's Man Cave 1.
01:13:46
Speaker
Uh, mancave two is Lewis. He, uh, that's his, that's his page. Um, so if you want to see mancave Lewis, that's mancave two. I'm mancave one. So mine's a hundred dollars a month, just so you know.
01:14:01
Speaker
I'm cheap entry, you know. um I figured the more people you can bring in, the more money you can make. So
Podcast Charm and Audience Engagement
01:14:08
Speaker
why have one $100 subscriber if I can have $105 subscribers? I'm just saying. And I know a lot of people. on i See, I just know a lot of people are wondering what what does the short king really got down there? So they're gonna subscribe based on that. You know how many five dollars I'm gonna get based on that alone? Like damn. The short king, what does he really got? The light skin short king. What do you got down there?
01:14:38
Speaker
Is he really fucking the shit out there, bitch? Yes, I am. Oh my god. You weren't just like, fuck you, that's not happening. You were not making a goddamn only fans.
01:14:53
Speaker
Alright guys, man, I've been fucking with y'all for the last 14 minutes. Listen, if you got anything else to say, go ahead and shoot it to the fans now, man. Nothing to say. Alright guys, it's been nice having you in here, man. This is what happens when I'm drinking jacket coke for the whole episode. I'm sorry. What's going on? We love you guys.
01:15:14
Speaker
Oh, shit. king about bourbon If you made it to the end of the episode, then you've heard all the little bullshit. And I think that's what makes us us. That's what makes us special as a podcast. That's what makes Lewis and Bryson Lewis and Bryson. Don't ever go by my first name. You can't fuck us up.
01:15:35
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I hope you guys stick around. I know I did not post an actual update on the Instagram channel for last week's episode, but we did post an episode last week. So if you haven missed it, make sure you go and watch it and make sure you watch this episode too, which you are. If you made it to this, have you made it this way I'm so sorry. i' So
01:15:58
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Follow us on our social media accounts. I'm going to start putting those in the description so it'll be easier to navigate that. In the meantime, man, if you're listening to us, make sure you're also having a drink when you listen to us. I feel like that's the best way to listen to the but manka podcast. Whichever one you want. Huh? That's it. Or spark it up. Whichever one you want.
01:16:18
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Yo, smoke a blunt, drink, make sure it's 100 proof if you're drinking and, you know, kick back and hang out with us, man. We just, we just kicking this shit. We're going to be back next week. Next week is, uh, what's today's date? Uh, 24, next week. yeah So two weeks from now we have.
01:16:39
Speaker
Ali is coming on the show. um Like I said, that is Seda's friend, so she'll be on the show. Other than that, there's no guest planned for future episodes right now. yeah but got We got a lot of babies. Everyone wants to do it. but For some reason, it's intimidating. A lot of people that we, we're literally just talking. Everybody's scared. Talking shit pretty much, but it's, it is what it is. We do have, we do have someone, a couple in the works. We just kind of try and dangle that carrot a little bit harder, I guess. I honestly, it's an animal scare though. No, I should have said that. All right. Hey, it was good talking to you guys.
01:17:23
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yeah
01:17:26
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Peace.