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The Role of Honesty and Communication in Relationships Planning a Vacation and Exploring Texas
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The conversation covers various topics related to relationships, preferences, and communication between men and women. The hosts discuss the importance of sexual compatibility and how it can impact a relationship. They also touch on the idea of dominance and submission in relationships. The conversation takes a lighthearted and humorous tone, with anecdotes and personal experiences shared. In this conversation, Briceson and Luis engage in a casual and humorous discussion, touching on various topics such as YouTube tutorials, vacation plans, the army, and the importance of being authentic. They emphasize the need to express opinions freely, even if they may be controversial, and to not be afraid of criticism. The conversation concludes with a discussion about their upcoming plans and a reminder to follow their social media channels.
Chapters
00:00 Introduction and Setting the Tone
02:10 The Importance of Sexual Compatibility
06:03 Dominance and Submission in Relationships
11:30 Honesty and Communication in Relationships
17:00 Insights from Personal Experiences
22:00 Respecting Boundaries and Consideration
29:27 YouTube Tutorials and Content Creation
33:00 Memories of the Army and Rank Advancement
41:49 Dealing with Criticism and Building a Fan Base
49:42 Conclusion and Call to Action
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Transcript
Opening with Humor and Introductions
00:00:08
Speaker
How much money you got? Where's your face from?
00:00:16
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check out a this
00:00:24
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Damn. Welcome to the podcast. What's going on? Hey man, we back.
Metaphorical Violence and Gender Standards
00:00:34
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Saw Weta, Weta show up and choose violence tonight.
00:00:39
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That's all. So you just heard that. and um I'd say, Hey, we we got a problem, bro. That's how women like to ask one of what you can, what you can do, what you can do, what you can do. And they ain't thinking about how many flaws and shit they got on themselves. Well, I just, I just think it's it's just not all women, obviously. I can't say all women, but because I don't know all women. So.
00:01:06
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But some of the ones that I've experienced, you know, conversations with and and met in general, they're just a lot of them. It's just, if a guy has a preference, someone's going off my bed. If a guy has a preference, it's, it's bad. They're picky. No, that's, they are some stupid shit like that. But if a girl has a preference, it's not preferences. It's just, well, that's standard. and That's our standards. Well, guys can have those too. And again, you know,
00:01:36
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We're not allowed. We're not allowed. We're not allowed, bro. A woman wants a bunch of things that typically a man can't change.
Insecurities and Expectations in Dating
00:01:47
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Your dick size is genetic. The average is five and a half. Your height is genetic. The average for males is about five, eight, five, nine. Finances, yes. You can do something about that if you work hard. Now, most times a man just wants you to cook and clean.
00:02:06
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You can do that. You can learn how to cook if you can. And you can clean. Be attractive. Weight-wise. You can change your body type. You can go to gym and work out.
00:02:18
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and Take care of me. Be there. Nurture. Comfort. Those are things you can do. A man can't go out and say, all right, babe, I'm going to buy a dick next week. And I'm going to try that shit out. I'm going to get dick surgery next week. Add a couple of inches off, you know? No. A man ain't even letting a doctor near his dick. We hate going for hernia checkups. We ain't there we definitely not going to let you say, I'm going to add two inches to your dick. Don't. Not. No.
00:02:49
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I honestly don't know what I would say. Like I'd react if that in conversation even came up. I think we need to consider adding some inches to that. And I'm like, I think there's better ways to make it tighter rather than make mine longer. Like one of those things called the, the but yeah, and the balls, little giggle thingies. Hey, your kegos. Let's try to beat the middle. If that's the case.
00:03:14
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ah
00:03:18
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Yeah, women are... I'm gonna go under the fucking knife. Come on now. I already did that once. Women ask a lot of questions. to Ask a lot of questions. I've had this happen to me before.
Sexual Compatibility and Relationship Honesty
00:03:29
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I'm gonna ask you, Louie. If a woman will not perform a certain sexual act for you,
00:03:37
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And if it's something you're you know, I got to have it or I don't want to be with them. And it can i know this go it can be any anything from anal to blow jobs, to to you like to record sex or anything. If you know, that's um that's a must for you. Are you going to be able to remain faithful? You believe to that woman. Do you think long-term you can see yourself being with that individual or could you But you mean in the back of your head, you probably be thinking I'm i'm probably going to find somebody that is down for my little kinky fetish if you don't want to do. So it would be tough, man, because literally, sorry, leaned away from the mic for a second. It would be tough, literally. you There's been a lot of marriages. If you even just spend some time looking over like statistics that have failed because of that.
00:04:35
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because they're like sexual, sexuality wise, they're just people, certain people are not a like a good connection and that that does happen. But as far as me, i like I'm not going to lie, like that's an important and thing for me when it comes to ah like a real relationship. And when it comes to stuff like that, and it'd be really hard. Like she would have to.
00:04:59
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check off like pretty much every other box. Like literally, she would have to like have to, she'd have to be a straight up 10 for me to look past something that I really enjoy. It'd be like, yo, it would be really hard. I'm not going to lie. Cause that, that like compatibility wise, sexual wise, sorry if I said that wrong, is way up on the list for me. like Way up.
00:05:28
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So it's, it's not me being picky. It's something that I want. I say, uh, that's going to be a big fat note for your boy, Bri. Uh, Bryson. Uh, so does it mean it it would be hard? I mean, and no. All right. So let's just be honest. Cause any guy who has this is just going to automatically think if she is straight up like, no, you can't, yeah I'm not giving you head. I just won't even get there. I'm like, no, it was nice to know you. Yeah. We're not.
00:05:56
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That part of the conversation comes up way, way before like shit goes down for me. Like anytime I talk to someone, like the sex conversation comes up. It's not within like the first 10 minutes of talking to me, but that shit does come up because that to me is important. And if I bring it up and you're too much immature, I'm like, I don't want to talk about that. Why? We're fucking adults. The hell? But yeah, stuff like that. No, it's probably ultimately.
00:06:26
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well Even on like the first date or so they think why are you asking stuff like that? But see me I get the big shit out the way early Babies if you want kids, what do you think about marriage? We think about me having kids do you suck dick? Do you like anal? What are your fetishes your kinks? I feel like all that that's like fucking right turn but I feel like yeah as soon as you're when you're older I feel like you need to go ahead and get that stuff out the way immediately yeah There's no reason for me to waste my time. I'm 36. I don't want to waste my time. yeah Sitting here getting to know you for months just to find out. That we're not compatible. You don't suck a dick. Oh, you don't look like a dick? Nah, sorry. What's your meaning? I'm sorry. And I truly mean this because I feel bad, but at the same token, I don't. There's going to be some people here that are going to get all blood hurt. But listen, it's something that's a preference of mine. If you think that's wrong, then okay. Still your fucking opinion.
00:07:23
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You're childish. If you don't suck dick, you're childish. You're fucking childish. Oh dude, where's that fucking video? You're fucking childish. I think it was the one. I would say because... Now when i'm met my when I have my ex-wife, I know part of the reason, well and all the major reason why I did blow it away the first time is because I was not getting any head in my relationship. So... I floated away down to this one chick's place. And yeah, got my meat, got my meat licked off. And that was ah you know you know I was like, hell yeah. And I went back home. I was fine. I didn't want no romantic relationship with the other person. I'm like, I need something that I'm not getting at home. She's not giving it to me when I ask for it. So later on down the road, it came out that
00:08:17
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Um, during therapy that she wasn't doing that because she felt like I wasn't doing what I was supposed to as a man. Personally, I think that was partly an excuse, but if that was a reasoning, that was a reasoning. I will say I did start getting in a little more after the fact, but at that point, I'd already fucking went to the dark side. And so your reasoning it was like, fuck it. All right. Yeah. there ah It was over at that point. I've already, I've already become a dog ass dude.
00:08:46
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But so when I got out of that and got into my dating world, I made sure that that was a question early on and talking it before, I mean, even chatting on the tinder and the bumbles before we meet up for that coffee date. I mean, do you do this? Do you do this? How about this? Yeah. And if ah you don't do those things, I was all set because ah I wasn't with it. This one girl, and I'm going to let you get in. I know you're trying to squeeze something.
00:09:13
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Just one girl. She made it quick. I went over there and I got with her probably two or three times. She had a badass little kid. I feel like that kid ain't his ass to her. He's like 12 years old and cussing. Oh, fuck that. And he's airborneing his ass beat. So that right there, I knew I'd be off rip. We can't work because I already know you don't agree with spanking children. And I agree with beating the fuck out of a kid, especially this little fucker right here. He's going to be a little fucker.
00:09:44
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so So he had a smart mouth. I know if I'm over there and he ever gave me some lip, I want to knock him out. Mommy ain't going to let me. Mommy's here to knock you out. Yeah. he He was a bad kid and she's probably listened to this show before. She is. She, she's a genuinely nice person. I'm sorry to talk about your kid, but he, he was, he was kind of bad, but he might be better now. I mean, this is like four years later. This dude was like a teenager now. He can cuss all he wants. Whatever. That's true. but What was I at? I lost myself. But yeah, she made it clear to me that I don't do it. And this was, and I've been talking to her at that point for maybe two or three weeks. I've been over at the house a few times, harned out all night. Never stayed over or anything. Never even did anything sexually or nothing. Because she made it clear that she wasn't giving hit. So.
00:10:37
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I'd be there when you'd just be chilling. She'd be like, so you really, you don't want to like go out. You don't want to do anything. I'm like, nah. She was like, so you really don't want to do anything with me because I won't give you it. And I was like, that's pretty much it. Yeah. I'm not, I've been married. I already know where you not giving me head is going to lead to it. You're telling me you won't suck my dick. I'm telling you, I will cheat on you. Period. I will. be You should
Cheating and Relationship Dynamics
00:11:03
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be honest, right? The fuck you want, honestly.
00:11:06
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Honest, honest as fuck. I'm telling you bro, that time between being divorced to now, that feeling of just saying shit because you ain't got nothing to lose and you want to is being fucked. It was so good. It was so great. I didn't have to worry about trying to be, well, I don't want to be like this because I might not get any now or I might not get shit now. I mean, she might not see me again or text me. I don't give a fuck. I'm back on Bumble the next day. Find the next one then.
00:11:34
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i'm I'm a handsome, I'm a good looking enough guy. I could pull a bitch or a woman. People getting tired of me. My boy keeps asking me why you always got to call him a bitch. He's like, stop calling the bitches. Be respectful. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. They're not bitches, but I know I can. I feel like I'm an attractive enough man to where I don't have to hang on to that female that I do get ah their attention of that I'll find another one.
00:12:04
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If you're an ugly ass dude, then yeah, you got you better try to hold on, because you don't know when the next one's coming. My next one's coming in a week or two, I know. I know. I got it like that. if you But if you don't, yeah, hold on to it, keeper. But but no she was nice. She just he just wasn't going to satisfy me in a way I need to be satisfied. Plus, plus, ah you know, I'll say the other thing.
00:12:33
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but I wasn't, her feet weren't attractive to me. So when that too come by, her feet weren't attractive to me and that combined with the no head, I was like, yeah, you're, you know what I'm talking about. The fucking feet thing is hilarious. Well, they just weren't, in my opinion, they weren't, ah they weren't cheap. So I couldn't do nothing. He wouldn't get, he wouldn't let it give him a foot job is what he's saying. I wasn't even thinking about that back then. I'll tell you, a motto fucked me up.
00:13:03
Speaker
with all that. I mean, we got to get him on. We should have fucking get him on. I tried to talk to him today. He told me he'll let me know what his schedule's like. But um he was tripping out today because he was talking about he was sitting next to me during the suicide prevention force. Yeah. And along with ah sergeantiveor Sergeant Sergeant Oliveira was on my right. Sergeant Onomato was on my left. And he's over here talking about how he had an orgy last night. He's so tired. He's thirsty and shit.
00:13:32
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and And I'm like, and I told him, bro, I can't even tell if you're being serious or not. Like you say this shit's so straight faced. I don't know if you're fucking with me. And I told him the same thing about that when he came back the second or third time for the podcast. I'm like, bro, I don't know if you really got a foot job or not, but you got me interested enough in it. So I'm like, I had to go ask for one. Yeah, but you're not going to give me an ask for orgy. I won't do that. I'm not going to do the orgy, but cause I've already kind of already done that, I guess. have I don't know.
00:14:02
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I don't know if that counts as a orgy. I haven't done an orgy. I've done a threesome before. No, because an orgy is fucking multiple people in one night, right? Yeah. Like a party sex. An orgy is a party sex. It's like a group. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. I haven't done it. I don't know. It's like, I think it's like more than four. There's an orgy.
00:14:21
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then Because there's a threesome, foursome. And I think pretty sure more than four is an orgy. Or less than fivesome. ah no Yeah, you can have a bison, a sixsome. I mean, as long as you put someone in there, right? I know that's going to be a thing after the four. It's just like it's an orgy. That many people. I've never, the closest I've got is just three. That's it. I mean, two girls. Just to be fair. Oh, I thought you were saying me and three girls. I'm like, you know, the fucking man. No, no, no, no. Like, this man needs a fucking crown, bro.
00:14:53
Speaker
trust me I know a couple people have done stuff like that but you know it is back in the day bro shit that will be untold but if you if you know you know but you say yeah ah man yeah so man I love those those those days are so funny when I think back on them now how I was talking go to these two boys just ridiculous can't believe I talked to women that way yeah oh it's sad trust me man my brother was the same way and like I was never that type of person and I would watch my brother talk to like some fucking like gorgeous women just talk to them like they're pieces of meat like really I don't know exactly like what the verbiage he would use but I would just be like damn kid really and they fucking knew they ate it up they really did
00:15:50
Speaker
They love it. they I don't know why you women enjoy. You enjoy it. Stop lying to yourself. You enjoy being drugged through the mud. You enjoy being talked to like shit. For some reason, it shows you masculinity, power, dominance, and you love that shit. There's nothing wrong with that because a woman wants dominance. A woman wants to be dominated. Don't give a fuck what they tell you. Generally, most women.
00:16:19
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want to be dominated in some form or fashion. I got to break it down because if I don't break it down, there's a certain particular audience listener that will say. ah and so you and We like the feedback, but you know who you are. Most women in general do want to be dominated in some form or fashion. They want to be put in their place. You like it. Whether that's sexually put in your place, verbally put in your place.
00:16:48
Speaker
Physically putting your place or a combination of all the shit. Yeah, you want to be you like being dominated to some extent So sure honest with that, but yeah this one person they won't be honest with it They say all women I said most Yeah, they get three different ways little willing to admit it Yes, the ones that are willing to admit it Not the ones that are hiding their genuine genuine thoughts. Yes. As I wait on podcast episode one.
Modern Dating Stories and Social Media
00:17:25
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I've met plenty that would never come on the podcast and admit it, but would admit it to me. never I never put the names out there, but I do tell their stories and they don't mind. I'm trying to stop with names. No, well not names, but I'd be describing these people in such detail that if they did listen, they would be like,
00:17:45
Speaker
What the fuck up? What's the thing for the most part? Yeah, I've got listen. I've gotten a message and about that already before. I don't think anybody would know these people if I did anyway, like nobody in my circle would know these women. And it's been so long since I've talked to them for years because as I've long been with Julia. Yeah, this information would never get back to you.
00:18:16
Speaker
No one would notice you're fucking crazy. I can't even remember the bitch from Woburn's name. I wish I did because I'd say it. And I'd tell guys, watch the fuck out for this one. she right because She's crazy. She wants to move in. I'm telling you, she wants to move in with you. Don't let her go to your house. There's a website. There's a website on Facebook. Not a website, a group on Facebook. For guys. For what, crazy women?
00:18:42
Speaker
Yeah. The, uh, not the crazy women, the, uh, what is that? I dated her or. No. Are are we dating the same woman? We have the same woman. Let's do this. Yeah. There's a girl version too. Are we dating the same guy? But they, they're not by the same people. I wish I could see that. I want to, I want to know if I would talked about on that. Like I want to go back to it and search four or five years ago and see if I might've popped up. Yeah. You'd be surprised. I'd be surprised too, but I don't know. I don't think I'd be on there.
00:19:12
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I don't think so. Sometimes I want to put certain people on there. Yeah, you're always the, not always, but there's always a chance for you to be the bad guy in somebody's story. Most times the opposite person is the bad guy. but When you're, when the other person is telling the story, you're the bad guy. Yeah. Just like with me, because, but there's always three sides. It's my story, her story, and the truth.
00:19:42
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we both see the truth differently. yeah let' true And we're never gonna explain it the same way. That's how shit goes, man. like um i I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna get into my to my ex. I don't wanna, I said before, I don't like to talk about her. I don't like to bring her not talk about her like in a bad light, but I don't wanna bring her up in ways where I feel like she needs to be able to defend herself, I will have that little amount of respect. If I'm going to say something bad or think it could be taken negatively, I would like her to be able to defend herself. So I won't come at her about anything like that. But what what I was about to say, I think it would have been negative. It could have been seen as negative. So I'm going to leave that alone. All right, so yeah, Skip Yeah, I'm going to skip that as much as I really want to say it. I really want to say it.
00:20:34
Speaker
No, don't. If you can't say it without being that description, then yeah, don't do that. Don't put yourself in that type of position. I didn't remember and we had to snip out a whole show because of it. So don't do that. He ain't never going to listen to my shit anyway. Well then hey, if that's the case, then you don't mind fucking let it fly. But then again, you never know. Cause truly his brother ended up finding my podcast and I'm not even friends with him on anything. It came up in his recommended Spotify. Yeah, but it could have just been algorithm cause it, it knows you're nearby.
00:21:05
Speaker
You were there. What's up? You know what? Algorithm, yes. So maybe because he comes by and it picked me up or maybe he listens to a freaky ass podcast too. And he happened to be like, oh, you're a nasty motherfucker. We got the right show for you. Yeah, you're going to like this one. You should watch this. Oh, you like to fuck up shit? Yeah, you don't like this. Listen to these guys. This guy, he's talking about a foot job in this one. You'll love this one. That's really me. Yeah, that's true.
00:21:35
Speaker
That's a strong possibility at the show. I didn't think about it like that. Damn. Hey, man, you did not reschedule our fucking date night. That's right. I bet. Bro, yeah, man. You're about to get fired, bro. Nah, shit. You're about to get fired. Damn it. Listen, the kids suck up my time. I can't say sorry for that, but the kids suck up my time before school started. That's why. So any time I had was with the kiddos.
00:22:05
Speaker
It's all good. It's all good. Eggs fucking hogs them a lot for me. So she didn't say no when I asked for them, but I was up there. You're still going to the, uh, you still going to camping thing on the 21st or out of town. You said you're doing something. All right. If that gets canceled, man, you know, I, I know a place where a bunch of ah college women will possibly be. And I know.
00:22:33
Speaker
I'm going for the football game, but I mean, I would have went for the game and they got distracted, but you know. Yeah. Yeah. You would have fun. And you would have some. Yeah, that's all right. I'm sure other people, but God damn it. I know I would have fun doing that too. I didn't think it'd be hard to find somebody to go to the football game. Everybody's got something going on.
00:23:01
Speaker
Now I'm just trying to find people or even a group of people. We can all go. I asked DJF and I asked a you. I asked my boy Baker. I asked my boy Dave. Dave said it's too expensive. DJF has his kid's birthday. You're going out of town already. My boy Baker told me he's thinking about it. He asked me about it again today. So I might have a date. I don't know. But if not, maybe I can, we can get a babysitter for the kid and, uh,
00:23:30
Speaker
Me and Julia might just go ourselves, but I'd rather do it as a guy's thing. I think it'd be more fun. and and She doesn't understand the first thing about football. She doesn't understand why they kick the ball, why they throw it and now they're running it. Why don't they throw it all the time? It'd be easier to get the ball down the field. That's where Matt said, it doesn't work that way. it does I love her. Like she's attempting though, bro. She's like, I just don't understand. And then you explain it to her. And then if she doesn't get it, I fucking try.
00:24:00
Speaker
I don't think she understands it in the oven. I don't even think she listens when I explain it. I don't think she cares. I don't know. I've been lucky a lot of the women I've dated before, they like sports. I don't follow it enough to talk shit, but I enjoy watching it. I just don't follow it. I think I follow the NFL decently, even though I didn't watch this weekend really because of the drill and kind of come on and do the show. So I haven't got to watch the Sunday night game either, but next week I'm back on.
00:24:30
Speaker
one point I told myself to next girl she's gonna be in the gym she sounded like watching football with me and play video games none of that happened sometimes opposite the track man yeah you love what you love because my girl does not watch the only thing we definitely for sure have in common when it comes to like a hobby is horror movies we both do like horror movies the thing though is she likes to be in horror movies that look like they were shot on a fucking cell phone I like like real fucking scary gory shit. Yeah, I like the horror gory I like even the story I like good storytelling like horror movies like uh, or some that are kind of not really Storytelling but they got that uh Creativity to them. They're different. Have you seen the cabin in the woods? Yeah so That was creative
00:25:23
Speaker
Like it took all those little tropes that you see in horror movies and put a spin on it and let you showed you it made it like there was always somebody watching in a big control room making all this shit go down. I thought that was so fucking cool and so different and creative. I like that. She thinks that that was stupid as fuck. She didn't enjoy it. Yeah. I watched, um, have you seen in a, in a violent nature? That's a new one. I don't think so.
00:25:52
Speaker
It's pretty much like, i don't know it looks like a movie that was, it looks like an idea that was pitched to be a Friday the 13th film and it got turned down. So they went and made their own movie. That's what it looks like. All right. So they're like, you know, it's like you guys make my own shit. Yeah. and That's the case though.
00:26:11
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But I don't know. I don't think I've seen it. You'd have to really be bored and be willing to sit through something totally different because it is literally told from the perspective of the killer. The camera just follows him walking in the woods. OK. All the fucking. Yeah, well, that's the thing. I do watch like random shit because I've watched a lot of stuff because I did a lot of my school. needed I mean, something all of a sudden.
00:26:41
Speaker
If you're ever like watching Jason and you're like wondering, man, what does he do when he's not killing? This movie too shows you he's walking in the fucking woods. Who the fuck do you think he's doing? That's why he's always there. He's always walking. That's funny. All right. Check that out. He's walking in the fucking woods. It's weird. Yeah, it's a weird film. It's on, I think it's either on shutter or it comes out on shutter. Okay. Real sound or something. But, uh,
00:27:10
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Yeah.
Traveling to Texas and Military Service
00:27:11
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Have you ever accidentally sent a nude to the wrong person? this is Yeah. Yeah. How'd that go down? Luckily, it was my fucking brother, which was hilarious.
00:27:27
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It was bad funny with my brother, it was fucking great.
00:27:32
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It was fucking hilarious. It wasn't like a full fucking noob but it was like one of those teasers, you know what I mean, where the towel was like hanging low. You know the deal? Like, you get jizz, jizz, jizz, you know what I mean? And my brother was like, bro, first of all, what the fuck? Second of all, goddamn, you're white, you need a tan more. So he fucking breaks
00:27:58
Speaker
I sent a picture. No, go ahead. no i gotta i sent that I sent that picture like what you're explaining. I sent it to my wife the last month. And we were in the same house at the time. I was in the bathroom and she was in the kitchen. I just thought it'd be funny to, you know, from my bathroom, I can see the kitchen. I'm looking at her as I'm taking the picture, but she's not even paying attention because she's over on the stove and shit. So I just sent her a little sexy picture. And then when she turned around, I did the helicopter.
00:28:28
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Yeah.
00:28:33
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I like to fuck with it. She thinks I'm weird. I think I'm funny. Oh my god. That's fucking great. I think I'm fucking hilarious. If you don't know what the helicopter is, look it up. Yeah, look it up on Pornhub. Not safe at work. I wonder if they got the helicopter on Pornhub. Man, you could fucking YouTube the helicopter and the, you know, someone.
00:28:57
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I don't know. Did I tell you this? Yes. Yep. Yeah. We talked about this on YouTube. They got pussy shaving. They got pussy shaving tutorials on YouTube. Yes. We talked about this. You sent me this and I was like, yeah, anything with tutorial. You literally anything waxing, shaving. That is crazy to me. So listen here, ladies. If you ever thought, Oh my God, the only way I can make money is I want any fans to know.
00:29:25
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Put tutorial at the end of pussy shaving and you can now be a YouTube pussy shaving content creator. Making money. All you're doing is shaving your pussy. They don't see your face. They don't got to see your face. You just shave your pussy. I'm telling you, it really had me thinking should I make a dick shaving tutorial or a nut shaving tutorial. No, I wouldn't do that. I know some men don't want to shave their nuts. They're afraid they're going to cut them. I shave my nuts. I put the blade across my nuts and I never have an issue.
00:29:55
Speaker
But I know some men are work are nervous about that. So I should make a nut shaving tutorial and see how that goes. I have to get approval from the wife. But she'll be like, no one gets to see my chocolate balls. Nobody. These these are not chocolate balls. I'm um'm light skinned. These are chocolate. Whatever the fuck you want to call it. Hazelnuts. Chocolate but light. and These are hazelnuts.
00:30:22
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and but Oh yeah, by the way, my wife did approve Texas. She said it was okay. right It will depend on, I know I told you the day said we're okay. That was the day I wouldn't have the kids that weekend. So I think we settled around February, January, February, April, March. So is it like third week of April or March or something like that?
00:30:48
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i I, I, we, you said April 1st and you were going to say maybe March. So that's not April like at first, but April the month. And then you were like, maybe March, but then you were like, let me find out. So we stopped it there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're, we're, we're having fun today. I normally plan it. or I normally, I'm trying to get it done around when I get my word bonus so that money won't bother me.
00:31:16
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I want to go, I want to be able to go and enjoy it. So, uh, how long were you talking about saying again? Down there. I don't think we should like a long weekend. Like Thursday. Yeah. Thursday to Monday. Yeah. Or Thursday or Sunday or on Thursday to Monday, whichever. Thursday. I think leaving on Thursday afternoon. Yeah. Getting there Thursday night. Didn't have Friday, Saturday, Sunday and leave on a Monday morning.
00:31:45
Speaker
I think that works out really good. That'd be fine. Now, just so y'all know, that'll be the time you see Man Cave do some YouTube vlogging because you're going to see this man in the wild. Yeah, no way. Let's see this man action. No way. Everything's bigger in Texas. Lewis is bigger in Texas. Everything's going to be nice in Texas, baby.
00:32:13
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I love it because I haven't been there since um I graduated AIT and I got back to my unit and I went down there for a generator course. I haven't been there at all. The strip club. Oh my God. Chef's Kiss. and amazing That's a great strip club. The music kicks ass. I went to San Antonio. I don't know what town you were thinking about going to. I don't know. I haven't even got that far yet. Or just like we're going to Texas. Just don't know where yet.
00:32:41
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So I went around san the San Antonio area and yeah, the strip club there is fucking crazy. And they're cheap. You can fuck these whores for like $1.50.
00:32:57
Speaker
No, hell no. I don't give a fuck. There's no way. I would never do that. I'm good. I'm just saying they let you. I don't even think they charged me. I know they would or I should say I know they would, but not for me.
00:33:08
Speaker
mr just Now that I've been up here and I've been to club desire and, and, uh, Cadillac lounge and Foxy ladies. Remembering how much the prices were down there. Man, you can get so much more. It takes 400 or so dollars to take a bitch to the private room and Foxy ladies in Brock. You know what you can get for $400 down south. You can get head and the bitch for the whole night. The night they'll come home with you. That's crazy.
00:33:41
Speaker
It's fucking crazy. But that's down south. That would be crazy. But i I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it there. um yeah fucking low down I don't know where we're going to land yet, but I'll look into it the next couple of days. Get that shit down. Yeah, look into it. I mean, if we can if you can find something cheap enough even prior to. I mean, if you know how cheap it is, like we can probably go in and I can go in and buy a ticket. but We can go in and buy our tickets ahead of time.
00:34:11
Speaker
Yeah, that's the best thing. You usually save money that way. What I'll usually do is I'll book it and then I'll leave it in the checkout thing for like a week. And then they'll usually like show me like, oh, it's cheaper. Oh, look at that. Damn. I know Cheapo Air. Cheapo Air or Skyscanner, they're good at doing that. um They'll let you know the prices dropped on that ticket you were looking at. You might want to get it now. Yeah. So.
00:34:39
Speaker
But yeah, I love the Texas, Texas. I think I'm going to try to pay for TSA skip though. TSA line skips and that's far enough away because I guess you got to go and do like a face to face meeting the first time. Oh, for pre-check? Yeah. TSA one. I don't know what. I don't know if anyone knows about this. Rather waiting those big ass lines. You could pay a little extra and they verify your identity and then bam, you have to skip the line. Can't you like, don't you have like veteran status on your ID?
00:35:08
Speaker
not yet no uh well i said that we don't have my dvd 214 yet i'm not going to get it till i get my yes was it est papers think it's yes it's yes papers in and you know i have to go turn my gear first i haven't done that yet you're going to carry on bro what the fuck is wrong with you because i have to drive down a ton to do it i think you want to come back i I think a little bit of you wants to come back. There's a tiny bit that sometimes want to but then I'm like nah man I'm doing good where I'm at. I can't fucking be away for two or three weeks a year. I believe that. The bosses will be pissed. I believe that too. But I also believe you still want to come back. If you're like yo you're a great teacher but we can't cover you for a whole fucking month we don't care if you're in the army. You still want to come back though? There's a small part of me that wants to be like you know what you want me so bad? Give me an E5 and I get the stable unit.
00:36:02
Speaker
But if they're doing that for YouTube, they're gonna do the same thing to me. It depends if they got the slot open. It depends. Well, I thought you would be in the same slot that I'm going into. Apparently. You're a Bravo. Why don't we hear Charlie? No, I'm a Charlie. I'm a Charlie. Look to see if they have a Bravo slot. We don't have any Bravo. No, uh, Edson's a Bravo. So he's probably taking the Bravo slot. Yeah, he is, because there's only one per multiple.
00:36:29
Speaker
Yeah, so he has that. We're teaching everybody today too. Montero has a Delta spot. And what I don't understand and how is it not a Charlie spot when Sergeant Rogers is gone and he was a Charlie. And so was Sergeant Rogue. So they're both gone. I think Rogers is a pure Charlie. I think he's a pure Charlie.
00:36:59
Speaker
Rogers, I think went to school for HVAC though. Oh, okay. I'm not sure. I'm not going over details that I don't know, but I'm just curious. I think, I mean, I don't know. I just don't understand how there's not a slot open. If we don't have one. See, that's the thing, man. That's why I'm sticking up. I'm the only fucking Charlie. I was another Charlie available. That doesn't make sense to me. We'll see. That's why they don't want a Sergeant Charlie. Possibly. Or they just, I don't know.
00:37:27
Speaker
Let's see. That's why that's one of the reasons why I got out because it was such a pain in the ass to become a sergeant. That's why I was like, no, it's way easier now, bro. I swear. Yeah. why like yeah ah way is it they I'm telling you wolf from what I told you earlier, it's way easier. They're just, as long as there's a slot open, you got it. You got the time to service slot right now. There's not, that's the thing. And the reason why I'm on, I won't say it, but the the reason why the other two.
00:37:56
Speaker
got it so fast because the um MOS is one of the fastest to rank up like literally if you just want to rank up you go on to that like I won't even say it but anyone who does know about it knows that's how you get to a e7 real goddamn fast I bet if I switch to water treatment i yeah um mad And they would also send my ass back up to New Hampshire where I don't want to be. yeah So I did not like that. And if you're lucky, you do that. If not, you get stuck with a unit that's like, oh, deployment. That's what I don't want. Then that's what I don't want. These guys are lucky they're attached to the field hospital, not to a like a straight up unit that's ready for deployment. Yeah, that is important to me, especially because I know I just had this kid
00:38:46
Speaker
I know we intend to have one more. Last thing I'm trying to do is go deploy. I don't want to do that. Not overseas. In case you don't know about that, that shit does happen. I would rather, if I could do it like stateside, I'd be fine with it. But going somewhere where I could die, I don't want to risk dying, and I'm trying to make babies. But let me stay here. I don't want to die because I want to get laid. You know what I mean? Make you have a place, but you know.
00:39:16
Speaker
If you guys can't tell, we're kind of just shooting this shit today. Ah, man. We got a fan base engine. A little bit of army stuff, you know. We're just waiting on you guys to, you know, maybe give it give us a little bit of input, see where you guys are at. We got our own stuff too, but we're just curious to what you guys want to hear.
Open Discussions and Life Lessons
00:39:35
Speaker
I'm good, man. um There's plenty to talk about. There really is. You just can't pick a topic, and some of them aren't going to hurt people's feelings, and some of them are not. But hey, that's- Hey, are we talking tonight? We got these other the topics. Oh, I know. These other topics. Who's to say they're not? Who's to say? Oh, trust me, did someone- Okay, I'll-
00:39:57
Speaker
Everyone always, not everyone, but there's a lot of people like, oh, aren't you afraid of, you know, putting your and put out there? Why? Because people here, in my opinion, why not? They could disagree with it. That's cool. Well, I can still be cool with someone because they disagree. All right. That's what I get from a lot of people I ask to be on. They're like, I don't want to, I don't want to say the wrong thing or People might hear it or say something about what I said. I'm like, it was right to have an opinion. I say everything over here. I've talked about gays, trends, foot jobs. Ain't no sex. I've called pussies ugly on certain women. Yeah, we talked about midget sex. We talked about vegetable sex. Didn't we talk about that? Something going down the rabbit hole. Yeah. Yep. The rabbit hole porn disabled sex. Uh, yeah, the rabbit hole disabled sex porn. Um,
00:40:54
Speaker
We've talked about so much it happened shit. If they don't like it, use you gotta understand at the end of the day, the people that fuck with you on what you're talking about are gonna fuck with you. And the ones that don't are not. You're gonna have a certain fan base. Exactly. You can't expect like, oh, if i the whole country's gonna like me, now I'll have 100% fan base. That doesn't fucking exist. You're only gonna have the fans or the people that like how you come across.
00:41:23
Speaker
If you're being your genuine self, you're more likely to get your fans anyway. If you're trying to talk in a way to please people, you're less likely to develop a genuine fan base. I think the people that are cool with us, they're really cool with us. They like it because they're like, y'all say it, and you're not holding it back. I would appreciate that. Why cover your words? Why mute your shit? I don't understand. It's true. I don't understand that.
00:41:51
Speaker
the world is in For the most part, it isn't muted, you know what I mean? Yeah, to a point. You gotta say what I'm saying. If you really want to break it down, then say it's, you know, hearsay. But, you know, it's, there's no filter out there, so. No filter. You know, it's all right to put your word out, but just to expect some criticism. Yeah. Some of it's going to be constructive, but others going to be more blunt and hurtful, but I think it is what it is. We get criticized.
00:42:19
Speaker
keep going We get criticized plenty. After every fucking episode, yeah after I post that morning upload every time in the same. by Yes. By the afternoon, we are getting criticized is every fucking episode. And I'm, I don't even care. yeah I mean, I love it. I appreciate the input and I listen to it. I really do. Well, I bought that at the same time.
00:42:50
Speaker
I feel like you got to see something, you got to see things from a wide lens. Then just to be clear, I got plenty of love as a kid. Yeah. You can't be looking at things like this and think, Oh, well, I'm not like the exception is not the rule. You got to remember there is a world outside of you in your circle of people. And what generally happens is what generally happens. You can't base it on, well, your situation went like this. It ain't everybody's situation. Yeah. That's why.
00:43:20
Speaker
When me, are true I talk and when Lewis talks, we always say, we always make sure, you know, for me and my situation, yeah this is what happened with me. We're not saying we never say everybody. It's always some women, most women. I've never said all women, anything. Never. I actually have said it, but I've corrected myself. Yeah, we we might. Yeah, that that's okay. But we never say all women, anything. And we never say all dudes, anything.
00:43:49
Speaker
always break it down. Oh, come on, bruh. Come on. I just think it's a stride, whatever. It's because there's plenty of input that's given. and There's been plenty of, uh, what's like gruff. I don't know want what to call it, but yeah it's whatever. It is what it is. I appreciate the input either way, whether it's it's negative or positive, but I've been called a loveless child.
00:44:16
Speaker
lives if He was the one I loved as a child. I was like, ah that's not true. Like I did. No, I got plenty of love actually. I think of people always ask me who hurt me. I mean, yeah, I've been hurt before, but it has to do with my opinion. I mean, my opinion is my opinion, whether I was hurt or not. I don't see how that would affect me if anything helped me grow to make me see, help me see things better or clearer. So.
00:44:46
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Oh, that's the thing though. it's
00:44:50
Speaker
it It's the time old saying, which I'm not going to go into right now because we're stretching this episode, but it's a time old saying where they want communication, but when communication is given, it's questioned. You're good. Time is still good. We're we're pretty or even we're below what we normally they do. All right, there we go. Yeah, women don't actually want communication. They don't want to be communicated with.
00:45:13
Speaker
ah I don' feel like they do. I feel like they do as a whole, but there's, there's just a lot of, I want to say selective hearing where they'll listen. But as soon as they hear like one key word, they'll like either focus on that. Yeah. They're listening to respond most of the time. Right. At least in my experience.
00:45:45
Speaker
Yeah, the listen to respond. Listen to respond rather than for yeah to proceed. Yeah. Yeah. So it's say that's it. And that's the thing. And again, I'm not perfect, but in my experience, that's happened a lot and over the fucking past couple of years. Definitely not perfect. I know played my role, but what the fuck, man? But it is what it is. like You can't regret anything you really came in my, in my eyes.
00:46:15
Speaker
There's certain things that I've, you know, would have changed if possible. I guess that's regret, but it's all of just trying to turn it into a lesson, I guess. I don't know. I probably fucked up that thing because it probably is regret, literally what I just described. So but can you tell I was fucking, you know? Yeah. like why That's why it's towards the end of the episode. Fucking and shit. and You gotta to see this a thing. If you, if you're watching the video, you'll just understand what the fuck just happened.
00:46:44
Speaker
yeah The video oh that It will be televised guys. I will put this one's gonna go up on the tube Like I put one tube. I gotta stop putting there just chiing in front of my fucking flag room I gotta start putting the episodes on YouTube, you know a little off topic But if you want to get it, oh, I was about to speak on that if you want better camera This is what you can do, but it's gonna require you not to have your phone available during the podcast But if you download Riverside app, you can use your phone as a second camera. So you just get a little stand to hold your phone up, use your rear camera because it's the better camera and just have it pointing at you. And you can use that as opposed to your, um, your computer webcam. So you don't have to worry about buying a webcam. Okay. you can know or so um just download that I was trying to do it with my iPad. I was trying to use it as a second camera and have like a tube view thing going on.
00:47:42
Speaker
But I said no. Fuck it. Whatever. You know? It'll do. I'll try it. Fuck it. We can do that. Alright. Alright. Uh, as far as date night, there's a place in the Fox Bureau called Bar Louie. What? Uh... I went- I didn't know that they had one out here. I went to Bar- Bar Louie's actually the bar I went to when I was in Indiana, when I went out with the cops at night. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was actually Bar Louie, so I looked it up.
00:48:11
Speaker
And we got one in Foxborough. I think their drinks are good. i The reviews don't look good, but the one I went to in Indiana was great. It was nice to me. I thought it was nice. It's a little expensive, but probably go to Barloui. Barloui looks like it's fun. I'm down. Looks like it's fun. So probably try that out. Maybe. i don and Trying think if I want to do something like that on Thursday. I could do it on Thursday because actually. um if it sucks it Well, if it's on on Thursday, I'm switching my days out.
00:48:42
Speaker
I could, I could do Thursday because I have a appointment on Friday. So I'm likely, I'm going to be doing a half day Friday. I have an appointment for my hand. So if you wanted to do something Thursday night, it'd be okay because I got a half day the next day. So this Thursday? say Yeah, this Thursday. But you just let me know because I mean, I got the half day regardless. So let me know if you want to come down and go out.
00:49:11
Speaker
We can go out to Bar Louie on Thursday night. Try it out. All right, we can do that. All right, man. You guys, then you want to leave the great man cave audience with? This is just literally just a shooting of shit, guys. We missed you guys. I'm going to rename the podcast shooting the shit. OK, now leave it in the man cave. The people would know it from this, so we'll keep it here. We're just going to keep it. We're just going to get back on track until everywhere. I'm going to get on here. It still works out.
00:49:42
Speaker
We just didn't really want a topic today. We just wanted to get on, you know, pick on a little things and go from there. Yeah. That's the best way to put it. Just reball it. No, I got nothing,
Closing Remarks and Listener Engagement
00:49:55
Speaker
man. Just, you know, just glad to be back. Just talking on there. Yeah, I'm glad to be back. Fucking with y'all. Um, go follow the YouTube life as Bryce, as my personal YouTube, following the family.
00:50:11
Speaker
our ins and outs, our ups and downs, my gem shit. You can also go follow the Man Cave Media on TikTok. I will eventually start putting things up there. Taking out cuts here and posting them there. So the Man Cave Media on TikTok, especially with this episode, I feel like there's a bunch of clips. I'm going to post some of these clips up there. You hope you guys go follow the page. Love it. Enjoy it. ah The Man Cave podcast.
00:50:40
Speaker
Instagram page. Go follow that. Love it. Like it. Respond to the polls when I post some. It's what makes things pop and live on this podcast. And at the end of the day, like I guess said, love you guys. Thanks for listening. Thanks for coming back. If you're coming back from our long hiatus, we appreciate you. And yeah, that's all I got. I don't want to keep a, ah you know, nut dragging y'all ruined right now. So.
00:51:08
Speaker
I'ma let y'all go, man. We outta here. Have a good one. Peace. Later.