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Episode 130 - Game Over...

Laundry In The Basement
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Michael, por favor...

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Musical Preferences and AI Intros

00:00:17
Speaker
Mike, I assume you have a comment because you don't like it. Okay, now, I'm not saying I don't like it. I think it's catchy. i think I think it's a good draw-in.
00:00:31
Speaker
I just don't think that it accurately describes us. You know I'm saying? Does that make sense? What would accurately describe us?
00:00:42
Speaker
I don't know, maybe some like yacht rock, you know what I'm saying? ya rock hold on i don't want hold nu I have no fucking clue what yacht rock is. Can you explain that? Get out of here.
00:00:54
Speaker
it's It's a whole like sub genre from the eighties. I'm trying to think of a good example. um reeling in the years uh steely dan what's the one by um not sultan's a swing what's the big one they talk about microwave ovens and it's like uh come on who is that no you don't know that's how it's like the greatest yeah it's the greatest guitar intro oh god it's our intro hold on i'm gonna i'm gonna look it up dire straights You know, Die Your Street? Money for nothing? There we go.
00:01:28
Speaker
Isn't that Yacht Rock? i think it's Yacht don't know if that's Yacht Rock, man. Maybe the boys are back in town. That's a little yacht rock. That is not yacht rock. i can' Little Steve Miller band. Fly like an eagle. No, you're you're losing it.
00:01:43
Speaker
I'm not saying we need that as the intro. I'm saying... No, no, no i'm saying yeah I'm saying you don't know what yacht rock is. You said we should do yacht rock, and then I don't think you've named a single yacht rock song. the the The shorter, the better, right? like We just need like a little... That's what I'm saying.
00:01:59
Speaker
That's why i created that was that's 15 intro 15 seconds. That's by ai I was told the longer the better. But you know, that's your opinion on mine. We are in our infancy putting people out of jobs.

The Fake Lawn Care Business Prank

00:02:11
Speaker
Yeah, I try to use chat GPT today to make me a logo for something. And it wanted me to register. And that's where I stopped right there. There are so many websites that you can use besides chat GPT. I know. But see, yeah no, I understand that. But I'm really particular. I know exactly what I wanted. and If they weren't going to produce, I wasn't going to do it.
00:02:27
Speaker
So I wasn't going to waste time registering. ah sell yourself out to China. Go to DeepSeek. Yeah. I've been trying to get on DeepSeek for like the past two weeks. Every time I like try and load it up and make an account, it like just keeps spinning. It doesn't allow me to... You're ah you're not their clientele, dude. They want people with insider information on the American government.
00:02:46
Speaker
Yeah, sadly, I do not have that. Well, that's why I was actually on the phone with um i was on the phone with my cousin Veronica from Canada. I don't know if you remember her, but she is a graphic designer for...
00:02:58
Speaker
a company in Montreal, actually a couple of her stuff and made it into the malls and billboards in the city, but she also does like some freelance stuff. So I actually chatted with her and I was like, this is my idea for this logo. Can you help me out?
00:03:11
Speaker
And she, she's going to hook me up. So what do you, have what do you need a logo for?
00:03:17
Speaker
So um you got you really want to get into this? I mean, it's not bad, but. go Yeah, go ahead. So there's a, so i don't know if you guys know this, but my dad turned 60 in November. So for his birthday, we all chipped in and got him a new lawnmower.
00:03:31
Speaker
and don't know if you guys knew this. Okay. Yeah, saw the photo and everything. Yeah. So my dad, who used to work for John Deere years and years ago, very John Deere guy, we all chipped in and got him a new lawnmower zero turn whole night.
00:03:44
Speaker
And now there's a running joke that when he retires, which he still has time for when he retires is he's going to have a lawn service and it's going to be him and our dog Cooper. Because when he goes, mows, he mows my uncle's lawn, my uncle's neighbor. He's another Ponty, like all these older people's lawns.
00:04:00
Speaker
um And he brings the dog. So there's a joke that when he retires, he's going to just like start a lawn service. So I need my cousin Veronica to make a logo because I'm making t-shirts.
00:04:12
Speaker
So when mowing season starts, we're all, we're all t-shirting up, baby. All right.

Family Dynamics and Gatherings

00:04:18
Speaker
We're all t-shirting up and it's going to be good. So I have, that'd be pretty funny. I have, um, I like drew it out very badly for my cousin to see, but she knows what I want to do.
00:04:28
Speaker
It's, it has the push mower and I have a dog on han hind legs pushing the lawnmower. So this is so ironic, dude, because it's a hold on but but before the podcast started. We were talking about how ah Mike saw my my family this weekend and he was saying that we are the quintessential white family.
00:04:48
Speaker
That's the whitest shit I've ever. Yeah, creating T-shirts for each other for 60th birthday. so for for mowing lawns. Dude. Yeah, but that's my dad's. good It's like if you made a T-shirt for your dad being like Tony C's law firm LLC, you know what I'm saying? like That's what I'm saying. I haven't done that shit.
00:05:07
Speaker
I'm saying that you got a saying he wouldn't do. So what you're telling me is you guys want to you guys want to get a T-shirt to support a fake a fake business. um Oh, don't get me wrong. No, no, no. Yeah. I'll wear the T-shirt. That sounds fine. Yeah.
00:05:20
Speaker
I'm just saying I'm not making the T-shirt. But you've got to understand, I'm not here saying that your your parents being a gold, ah first of all, I said gold standard. Let's start there.
00:05:31
Speaker
Your parents for being a gold standard white family was a bad thing. I genuinely enjoyed that time. It's just't just not something I was very used to, but it was nice. It was refreshing, you know?
00:05:42
Speaker
that I didn't have to hear that this country is going to shit and we need to move back to Italy and, and all that stuff, you know, you were going to tell me that you weren't used to getting treated with respect and decency.

Podcast as Personal Achievement

00:05:51
Speaker
Wow. Yeah.
00:05:54
Speaker
You know, nobody, nobody, your dad didn't ask me, what am I doing with my life? You know I'm saying? That's nice. You know, you know, so that was nice. nice People, people ask you that question. Yeah. You know, if I'm ever going to make something of myself, you know, tell me have a podcast now that should, that should alleviate the tensions. Sick.
00:06:11
Speaker
I'll tell you what, every week that bear behind you looks like somebody's been asking it consistently whether it's going to make something of itself because it is. It looks like a rest dude is a bum. I'm going to kick him out.
00:06:22
Speaker
His head is way too big. It droops. It doesn't sit up. That's the problem. Hey, that's not his fault. Don't shame his big head. Sorry, I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to buy. yeah Maybe if you gave him the proper support, he'd be able to hold his head up high.
00:06:37
Speaker
Maybe if you treated him like my parents treat you.
00:06:43
Speaker
This fucking bear got an EBT card. He's doing better than me. Don't worry about it.

Super Bowl and Parade Adventures

00:06:47
Speaker
Interesting. I don't know if I like that. dont know i like the umies No, not good.
00:06:57
Speaker
We're going to keep moving. We're not going to cut that out. Open up that robe and distract everybody. Yeah, that's better. Which would you prefer?
00:07:08
Speaker
A joke on social services or my PP? Which one? We can blur your PP, but... You can also cut, you know, the social services joke. We could, but that's not as funny. I don't think I'm going to.
00:07:20
Speaker
I'm also a little offended that Victor's wearing an Eagles jersey, but going look past it. I'm going to look past it. That's right. That's right, baby. Super Bowl champs. Super Bowl champs. I know we're going to talk about the Super Bowl. I know we're going to talk about the halftime show.
00:07:32
Speaker
I have one thing to say, two things to say about the halftime show, but... No, no, they're both going to racist. Here we go. Guys, guys, it's not.
00:07:43
Speaker
let's Let's calm down here, all right? buts just Let's just take it easy. Let's just calm down. i have I have two things to say, um but ah I don't know what you I thought the game was a dud. I mean, i picked the Eagles anyways.
00:07:58
Speaker
The Eagles won in various fashions. I thought Saquon was going to, I thought he was going to be the deciding factor. Turned out he was not, but that's okay. He deserves the ring. The Eagles deserve the ring. It all works out. Life is good.
00:08:09
Speaker
Chiefs don't get the three-peat. And here we are. I thought it was very cut and dry, and you kind of knew from minute one exactly how this was going to go down. Yeah, but that's not what I wanted to see in a game. I wanted a good game.
00:08:20
Speaker
No, nobody wants to see. you Nobody wants to see that. I'm telling you right now, for me, that was pure joy. Well, you're a big Jalen Hurts guy. Exactly. Watching the Eagles curb stomp the Chiefs. No, it was beautiful.
00:08:33
Speaker
it was about that's That was 60 minutes of euphoria for me, man. I enjoyed every single second of that. What was your thoughts on... Were you worried about the fourth at I watched the whole... I was just enjoying myself. I was watching whole thing.
00:08:47
Speaker
As a Steelers fan, what was your thoughts on former stud quarterback Kenny Pickett going in and taking four snaps? I can't believe they, I like, I get it. They were up by so much, but I really thought that they would let Jalen take like the final knee. Like you'd put the starters back out for like the last snap or something like that.
00:09:07
Speaker
Usually you kind of want that, I guess as like a, as a core memory. Yeah. But yeah. Letting Kenny, like letting Kenny throw the ball was insane to me. i thought they were just going to keep running the ball. yeah i knew it was like third down and eight or whatever, but like, I was like, oh, they'll just run a draw play go to the,
00:09:24
Speaker
you know, just punt it or whatever. But for him to actually take ah a pass attempt in the Super Bowl, it doesn't hurt. Like, it's whatever. I don't care. Like, he's clearly not going to lead.
00:09:35
Speaker
He wasn't the reason the Eagles got to the Super Even if you threw a pick. you know Even if you threw a pick. I mean, what's what's really going to happen? You know, even if they scored a touchdown off that, it doesn't make it any difference. It would have been really funny if he did throw a pick six, though.
00:09:46
Speaker
How was the parade? ah man The parade was an experience. um What time did you were officially drunk? 10 a.m.? 7 a.m.? I mean, no, I didn't drink because had to drive us back to Connecticut. Yeah, but... Did you stop at Wawa's?
00:10:03
Speaker
No, we didn't we didn't make any cool stops inside the city. We were there for business and business only. those Those trips are not fun at, like... In my opinion, it doesn't sound like it's going to be fun because it's like the New Year's Eve thing. You got to be there all day, right? Yeah.
00:10:19
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, so we got into Philly ah at, I want to say, like 1 a.m., m Oh my god, you left the night before? Yeah, we left the night before we had i got an Airbnb So I was like, we're just gonna stay No, it's the best way to do it I didn't realize that that's how hard of the paint you were going Yeah, so we love that one we left that We got there at 1am I got like 3 hours of sleep We were up at like 6.30 I couldn't fall asleep right away we were in part of a city that was still active
00:10:54
Speaker
So like they were like fire trucks driving by like every like 30 minutes. Where were you What part of the city? So on Broad Street, like the big street that runs through a Philly. We were on that ah kind of like a mile up from downtown. We were like a mile up from City Hall, which made the the next morning pretty easy because it was just a straight. so Yeah. Easy walk. Yeah.
00:11:15
Speaker
Yeah. But yeah, got up at like 630-ish, got to the parade, at least the parade route at like 715, and then from 715 till 1250, which is all waiting.
00:11:32
Speaker
What time did the parade start? eleven 11. But they had to go all the way up broad, yeah like start at the complex, go all the way up, and they were taking their time, obviously. But yeah, it took an hour and a half, like hour and 50 minutes for them to get to where I was.
00:11:47
Speaker
Okay, can I say something really quick? This is like a quick tangent. You guys are talking about where you are, right? Like you're saying, yeah, I'm on Broad Street, I'm a mile up from from Town Hall and everything like that.
00:12:00
Speaker
My brain does not think like that. Whenever I travel, like I'm lucky to know like GPS takes me to where I need to go and I have no fucking clue where anything else is in the city that I'm at. like I'll know that street for that day for those 30 minutes that I need to navigate there, and I'm just i'm not good um not good with

City Geography and Parade Stories

00:12:22
Speaker
anything else. I couldn't tell you what road I was on, what highway I took to get there, nothing.
00:12:26
Speaker
I don't know if that's just me, But like Vic, to me, is like a human GPS. like The way that he talks about getting to places and the highways that he took, it just it's yeah i mind-boggling to me sometimes.
00:12:41
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, Broad Street's almost like 8 Mile for Detroit, you know what mean? Where it's like, if you say Broad, people who generally know the city will know where that is and what it encompasses. It literally is just one street that cuts up from the bottom of the building all way up to the top. It's like the main strip of Nashville. You know, like, what's the name? What's the main strip of Nashville called? I don't even remember. Is that bourbon? No, not bourbon. That's New Orleans. Yeah. I don't know. But it's one of those, like, Broad Street Philly is one of those where it's just like, it's the main strip.
00:13:11
Speaker
It stretches yeah so long. It's like, you can't miss it. You know i'm saying? That's just the route. um does Does broad start at the stadiums? Does it start at Lincoln? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. yeah you so ah it's just It was just one street all the way up.
00:13:24
Speaker
There's a middle like like it cuts like City Hall is in the middle of it and they kind of just go around with one like circle and they went like the left side and then went diagonal over to the art museum where like the Rocky steps are and like all that stuff.
00:13:39
Speaker
It's killing me what the main strip on in Nashville is, but I've never been. but it's like it's Broad Street's one of those where it's just like, it's the main strip. like that yeah Everything's there. That's where they do everything. you know ah yeah um But yeah, we got there super early.
00:13:56
Speaker
ah Mike, it was funny. You actually sent me, like the like I don't know if you've seen this, Austin, but a couple got married. like at the parade, they, as it was going by. Yeah. I'll i'll send, I'll show you the photo I have. Cause they, they lined up right in front of me.
00:14:12
Speaker
Um, and Mike actually sent me this video without like knowing that I saw these people, but, They were in a like convenience store or something like that. Oh, my God. He's in his jersey, too?
00:14:25
Speaker
Yeah, he's in a jersey. that's not the best part. Vic, tell him the best part. The best part is underneath the dress, ah she's wearing an ankle monitor. What? yeah You heard. You heard that yeah exactly right, my guy. That is the most Philly thing I've ever heard in my life.
00:14:41
Speaker
Yeah. but Usually when you're wearing those, aren't you supposed to be at home? you you get some yard time yeah say i you let your parole you know that you're you you know you're gonna go to the parade you're gonna get yourself married at city hall listen people on house arrest they still have to work they get some they get some free time you know what i'm saying yeah that's true if they're not back in time it beeps story if they got the photos in they got the ceremony in and then she got arrested For violating her hours? Yeah.
00:15:12
Speaker
by whole I hope not. you know it was It was a story of love. you know it was. That was very cool. But
00:15:22
Speaker
ah yeah, I'm really starting to feel my age a little bit. I'm not going to lie. You're going to lie. From that experience? The parade really showed like how old I feel and like how old I am.
00:15:33
Speaker
So basically on like both sides of where I was, there was two like groups of college kids. Like one was like, like six dudes rushing a frat. And then this other one was like a co-ed mix of like kids, maybe like college underclassmen, I would say they got to be like 18 or 19.
00:15:56
Speaker
And so I'll start with the kids on the right. One kid was standing there. The reason why my friends and I picked this spot is because he was standing there by himself and there was like kind of gaps on the barriers. So we were like, all right, maybe we could get onto to the barriers next to this kid.
00:16:13
Speaker
This was maybe at like 830 in the morning. Half an hour goes by. His friend comes. They start talking about some other stuff. They're like, oh, we can get into the office and that will be like our way of watching the parade.
00:16:27
Speaker
I don't know what office they were talking about. We were right next to like the Penn building and like where Temple is. So different like a couple of different universities. I don't know who they were, you know, whatever they were talking about. They're like we can get into like a building to see this.
00:16:39
Speaker
So they left.
00:16:42
Speaker
Or so I thought they like moved. I mean, it was like, well, I'm taking this barrier because why not? It's snooze. You lose. Yeah. I get up on the barrier. I guess those kids didn't that like they walked behind us, but didn't actually leave. I didn't know that they didn't leave.
00:16:59
Speaker
And I was kind of like, man, what fucking idiots. Like one of the one kid was talking about how he had been there since 3 a.m. God, damn that spot. God. And then I was like, why would you leave? You've been here since 3 a.m. and you decide to leave. I was like, you know, kind of like slandering them a little bit. I didn't realize that they hadn't left.
00:17:16
Speaker
But then like two minutes later, they come back to the barrier. And from 9 o'clock, I think, that was about like 9, from 9 o'clock until 1250, me and one of the kids were basically in a sumo wrestling match.
00:17:32
Speaker
Bumping shoulders? Yes. Like, him and i were not saying anything, not getting mad or like actually physical with each other, but basically boxing each other out for space the whole time.
00:17:46
Speaker
That's the way to do it. But you have to understand, when you when you leave your post, it's it's free game. Even for a second, yeah. It's free game. If you leave your post, if you've been there since 3 a.m., yeah you have to know that if you leave your post, it's over. it's like Remember 10, 15 years ago when Black Friday was big and people used to post up in front of the stores with the chairs for the iPhones, for the TV?
00:18:11
Speaker
If you lose your post, if you abandon it, it's it's free game the line moves up so i think it's stupid for them to be there for 3 a.m and then abandon it at golden time that's on them that's not on you um yeah and again they that kid and i you know we were bumping shoulders the whole time and then you know a second kid was able to get on the barrier because i think they kind of pushed a couple down a little bit or like they asked they were like oh do you mind if you know we utilize this space correctly but yeah for two hours or two or three hours we were just shoulder to shoulder
00:18:44
Speaker
Like my left knee is

Wedding Drama and Legal Mishaps

00:18:46
Speaker
in so much pain. My left shoulder is in so much pain because the way I made myself like big and like took up space is I would take like my arms and lead them over the barrier and hug it kind of like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:00
Speaker
And so my left shoulder, my neck, awful. Shoveling snow this morning was such a problem because I'm in so much pain, but i was like, I have to clear the driveway.
00:19:12
Speaker
It sucked. Dude, I would have looked at that guy and I would have been like, look, if you're trying to fuck, I got an Airbnb up there. Quit bumping and grinding on me. no Again, like i I didn't want to say anything to him. It was kind of just an unspoken thing that we were both just going to go at each other for like three hours. And then, you know, was whatever. It ended up being fine.
00:19:33
Speaker
That sounds more realistic than what Mike was just saying. Mike, I don't see you. I don't think you would approach them like that. Dude, if you're to up on me, just spit on it at that point. I mean, what the fuck, dude? You would not say that. You're not about it. I don't think you're about it like that. But see, I want to see the differences. I want to put myself in that position.
00:19:52
Speaker
like If I was at a Steelers parade. That happens, man. No, I know. But listen, unspoken rules are unspoken rules. If you abandon your post, it's it's free game. You know, it's like in college. It's like you kind of your first day of classes, you kind of self identify your chair, your seat. And that's just how kind of how it goes, you know.
00:20:13
Speaker
This is this. and And don't ask me how I came across this story. But I saw an article about a guy, a lawyer from Miami.
00:20:24
Speaker
Right. That was at a wedding. And you you know how like at some weddings they have like the they got like the prime cut of meat and they're like sawing it off there for you and they put it right on. the Beautiful.
00:20:34
Speaker
Beautiful. It was at that that prime rib stand and two little girls. Well, not two little girls, but like two kids came up. And cut in front of him.
00:20:46
Speaker
And I don't know if they got like the last cut of meat or something like that, but it was enough to piss this guy off. o ah He went to go talk to the ah father of those two girls.
00:20:57
Speaker
They got into it. They started yelling at each other. And the guy took the the the plate that he had was going to put the meat on right and smashed it over that guy's head. That's sick.
00:21:08
Speaker
A fight breaks out bureau where ah other guys that were clearly friends of whoever that just got the plate smashed over on his head start... Beating up on this dude, kicking him, punching him, all this stuff. Jesus. We go to town. and What kind of meat is this? Jesus. I know. I know. yeah The police got called. The guy that smashed the the plate got arrested and is facing up to five years in prison for like assault with a deadly weapon.
00:21:38
Speaker
ah that It's a plate. You could classify. You could classify this. He used a weapon. He used a weapon. Come on. A deadly weapon? And because he's a lawyer, if he's pleading not guilty right now, but if he gets convicted, then he'll get disbarred and he'll go to jail. So what you're telling me what you're telling me right now is that a a ceramic plate in an AR-15 is in the same class of a deadly weapon.
00:22:03
Speaker
That's America, baby. yeah that's right that's it but the real question is if you're in that situation and you get caught how bad you reacting you smash uh you know i'm not reacting that bad that's it's not that there's see there's too much on the line like this dude's about to lose his like he's gonna disbarred and then possibly go to jail because he didn't get like a cut of prime rib well i'm sure not especially with like thinking that I know, but like it's also like two kids that cut in front of them. I don't think it's that big of a deal. I don't think it's that big deal.
00:22:36
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? It's not worth it. If a grown man had done that, maybe I'm like, hey man, that's fucked up, but I'm not going to escalate it to the point where I'm physically assaulting the guy.
00:22:48
Speaker
some Some may say you're not passionate enough, Victor. I'm not. um um'm definite I do not care enough. I don't care enough to if so, if one person caught me in line, it's whatever. If a bunch of people caught me in line, maybe I'll say something, but I'd never think it's that serious.

Driving Etiquette and Road Rage

00:23:05
Speaker
You know, I never I never think it's that serious up front. But then the more that I think about it, the more that I take it personally, like if I'm on the highway and I'm getting off on an exit and there's a bunch of cars built up and somebody cuts in the last minute right in front of me, it feels like it feels like they're spitting in my face. You know what I mean? Yeah.
00:23:24
Speaker
like And so my bad road rage, dude. You always had bad road rage. You know how you comb combat combat that? You leave your car in their lane a little bit.
00:23:37
Speaker
Yes. you you ride the You ride on top of the line because then they're not going to come front of you. This is New York. I have had people come up on the shoulder. right? The shoulder, they're trying to ride the shoulder past everybody. And so I'm like, no, I'm not going to let that happen. It's my merge a little bit into the shoulder. just know that they can't keep by And they honk at me. Yeah. and Yeah. They're pissed.
00:23:58
Speaker
You're keeping me from going forward. And I'm like, What world do I get honked at in this scenario? Yeah, man. this it's This is why i miss, and we've all had a car like this.
00:24:11
Speaker
This is why miss driving the truck. Because when people would play chicken with me, I would straight up say, Like, this truck is not worth it for me.
00:24:22
Speaker
You know what saying? Go ahead and smash into it because I do not care. You know what I'm saying? Dude, I'll be honest with you. I do that for the the Subaru I own now. I dare people. I dare people. Please smack into me.
00:24:35
Speaker
Please T-bone this shit right now. give me the um like just Give me the insurance payout. I'm getting a WRX. tell me how am supposed to live without you that's that's what's playing as he's spitting in a circle rolling over because he got the bone that's right oh god alright yeah back to the parade back to the parade um the other group on my left it it was it was a mix of girls and guys again like I said they were probably like 18, 19
00:25:11
Speaker
And the street was, like, wide. So, that like, but again, like, we were in there was a million people at this parade. You know what mean? um But they were throwing footballs around the whole time.
00:25:24
Speaker
And I'm just going to go on record and say my stat line for that day was pretty atrocious. ah was but How many attempts? Two targets, zero catches, zero yards, two drops.
00:25:38
Speaker
Okay, were you throwing dimes or were they just... No, no, I didn't throw the i didn't want to throw the ball. i was too scared. Oh, so you were catching Like said, no, I didn't want to catch it. I'm saying the ball came to me twice and I tried to catch it, oh but I didn't.
00:25:51
Speaker
And i was there was no shot I was going to throw the ball. I didn't want to embarrass myself. Because like I said, the street like was maybe like... 20 to 30 feet wide like or yards like if i'm i'm like picturing a football field that happens like 20 to 30 yards and i was like i don't want i don't want anything to do with having to throw this ball and then coming up short yeah and having this crowd boo me i'll tell you i'll tell you my story after you tell me

Men’s Mental Health and Dating

00:26:15
Speaker
your story so again that was just context just like you know throwing the football or whatever so
00:26:22
Speaker
This the group of kids next to me, they make like one of the girls makes eye contact with one of the guys across the street who's like throwing the football. And, you know, they're both like this. It looks like they're about the same age, whatever. And she's like, oh, like he's he's kind of cute.
00:26:39
Speaker
Let me get like a napkin or something and like write my Snapchat down. She does it. She flags down one of the cops that are patrolling the streets. Yeah. The cop walks over, gives the kid like her for Snapchat or whatever. She made the cop do the work?
00:26:56
Speaker
Well, we were inside barricades. Okay. we couldn't Yeah, we couldn't like go to the other side. Oh, okay. so So he gets it. um It looked like he had a download Snapchat. like it took It was like a long process.
00:27:11
Speaker
like He might not have had it. He might have like created an account right on the spot or whatever. He was too drunk. yeah I mean, I don't know, maybe he was with his family. um And so he gets the note from the cops, his family, they're all high five and each other. They look so happy because I think he was also like they made eye contact for a little bit while like the balls being thrown around because like he was throwing it to the like the group that she was with and like whatever.
00:27:36
Speaker
um So like it kind of I guess it was like ah almost like a payoff for him where he's like, oh, yeah, this like worked or whatever. i don't know. But his family was like high five and they all looked happy. Downloads Snapchat, I guess. Goes on there, messages her.
00:27:51
Speaker
And she finds out his name is Cyrus. And then immediately gets the ick. Aww. Like, immediately he was like, oh, I don't know about this now. Oh, your're youre you're bringing up you're bringing up some shit.
00:28:07
Speaker
Let me tell you. Why? so Go ahead. Finish story, please. So she stops, like, checking her phone entirely. Jesus Christ. jesus' He did nothing wrong. I know. It's just his name. Dude, that bugs the shit out of Oh, don't even. Oh, don't even get.
00:28:22
Speaker
goingnna be stuck you're gonna put on that kind of a spectacle play it off yeah you don't have to meet up with him later but yeah send him a couple this is why but go ahead go no no hold on i'm gonna pause you right there i don't know what you're gonna say i'm gonna pause you um I thought it was going like a meet cute dude. It was Valentine's day.
00:28:43
Speaker
Like she wrote down her like information on like a note and had a cop pass it to the kid, like from across the street. I was like, Oh my God. Like, you know, you guys watch those videos where it's like the couples and n he's like, Oh, how did you guys meet whatever? It's like, that's a, that's such a great story.
00:28:58
Speaker
You know mean? A very, very cute story. Like, Oh, I met him at the, like at the Philly parade on Valentine's day. A beautiful Philly love story should be a Hallmark movie. She she just just stopped responding to him.
00:29:11
Speaker
That bitch. Okay. All right. re Reel it in, Mike.
00:29:17
Speaker
She would, like, he anytime he would get the ball, like, if the ball rolled to him and, like, you know, whatever, he would throw it back at the group to try and get, like, her attention. This is bad. And she was just, like, wasn't looking over.
00:29:31
Speaker
is Like, really trying to avoid
00:29:38
Speaker
I don't know how, maybe she gave him the benefit the doubt afterwards. Like maybe, maybe she messaged him back later. It doesn't, didn't seem like that was going to happen after, you know, the the parade was over, but I don't think he could come back from that. Like, no there's a difference between ghosting and then like being visible. Like I can see you yeah not looking at me.
00:30:00
Speaker
Let me know when it's my turn. Go ahead, Mike. go and go Let's see what you have to say about that. Let me, let me sip this wine real quick because it's going be good. Hold on. Maybe take that robe out a little bit.
00:30:11
Speaker
i may stand for this. This is why men's mental health is at an all-time low. But going to tell you why. What did he do wrong? What did that guy do wrong? Oh, he didn't do anything wrong. He just has a weird name.
00:30:24
Speaker
yeah So why why is he getting punished? He did nothing wrong. She was the one that made all the intent to pursue. She wrote her Snapchat down, gave it to the cop.
00:30:37
Speaker
Cop approached him. He downloaded or he added her. They started messaging. What did he do wrong? What is he going to do when he goes home that night? How's he going to think? You know, you know, you know, as us guys, we assess, you know, we self reflect. We're like, what did we do wrong? What could we do better?
00:30:53
Speaker
What did he do wrong? This is going to scar him now into the future because guess what? He did nothing wrong. And he's getting punished. He's getting punished. Listen, sometimes you don't have to do anything wrong. I don't love it. Sometimes it doesn't work. I don't know. Like, hold the phone. No.
00:31:11
Speaker
You guys, Mike, especially you. Why? Wait, excuse me. You guys. You look over Victor's shoulder while he's on hinge going back and forth, swiping between different girls like, nah, I don't like that.
00:31:25
Speaker
Nah, what's that quote? Nah, I don't like that look. Swipe, swipe. You do the same shit. here hyping my boy up. I'm here hyping my boy Balls to do it in person. So I almost want to flip flop now that I've heard your bullshit and say ice support her. Excuse me.
00:31:43
Speaker
Excuse me. it's We're supposed to support each other. Listen, i don't I don't see anything that she like did wrong. I don't see anything that he did wrong. What did he do wrong? No, he didn't do anything wrong either. But that's just I'm just saying why is he getting sometimes it just doesn't work. That's not punishment. That's punishment.
00:32:02
Speaker
That's not punishment. ah Someone not responding to your text or your Snapchat. She wanted it. She wanted it. That's the point I'm telling you is that she initiated that. That's crazy. That's crazy phrasing.
00:32:13
Speaker
That's crazy. crazy she initi we'll say She initiated it and then now because of because of a name. Something that's kind of insignificant. like she's like na dog this is sounding that's That's not insignificant. Imagine having to say that every morning.
00:32:31
Speaker
Oh, good morning, Cyrus. Oh, Cyrus, deeper, deeper. Imagine having to do that. Imagine having to do that. Can't you see where this kind of you know, i understand. I understand what she did.
00:32:43
Speaker
I mean, but you can get no one has to do anything wrong. I'm just saying I get it. Yeah.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Debate

00:32:48
Speaker
I mean, you know, like if if she was really about it, I'm sure Cyrus had a middle name. Hopefully it's not as bad as his first name. Maybe some nicknames. You know what saying? Maybe, maybe, you know, Cyrus Osama bin Laden, whatever his last name is. Okay.
00:33:02
Speaker
Yeah. Because what I said was bad. You what I'm saying? Yeah, what I said was horrendous. I mean, listen, but what I said was a joke. Bring up a world terrorist. It's funny, you know? Fuck me, I guess. No, I'm just saying that's how, you know, his middle name could not be a ah thing you use. I don't know. I'm making a joke. People make, yes, I understand.
00:33:21
Speaker
I don't love it. i't I'm going to sit here and tell you boys I don't love it for the for the sake of men's mental health. He did another wrong. In fact, he didn't he didn't do anything because she initiated.
00:33:32
Speaker
He's a young, strapping lad, I'm assuming in college. I'm sure he'll be fine. Yeah, he'll get over it. But he's... but Guys, you know what? We're going do it. We're going to get there. We're not going to get there.
00:33:43
Speaker
He did nothing wrong. Are making this guy's shoes right now? He's self-reflecting on what could I do better. And there's nothing he could have done better. Change your name. Yeah. Oh, my God. and mind Simple as that.
00:33:55
Speaker
Mike, I need to hear. and need to hear the story now, because clearly there's been some instance in your life where you have been written off for something small. So I want to hear it. Who hurt you? And it might be under that robe. It might be.
00:34:10
Speaker
Bounchicka, wounchicka, wounchicka. wow That was a bold choice, by the way, to wear this robe on the podcast. I don't understand what's going on. Are you going for the Hugh Hefner look? I feel like you. using me i've I thought we were continuing on wearing glasses on the podcast. i thought that's what we were doing. Well, I need these to see.
00:34:29
Speaker
Yeah, I don't like it. I thought we determined. Oh, yeah. yours are know what we determined What we determined was that you know you guys don't like when people wear them out in public when they don't need to. And now I feel insecure.
00:34:40
Speaker
I know. See, this is where you fucking do this all the time. I told you that I'm not comfortable yet. do You do this shit all the time to piss me off. And it works. Ten out of ten works.
00:34:52
Speaker
I told you I'm not comfortable wearing them out as a fraud. This is this is what I'm talking about. Anyways, you don't feel like a fraud right now. I I feel like a fraud in the comfort of my own home.
00:35:03
Speaker
I don't feel like a fraud in public. And they're all this is public. the The blue light. I'm using this for intent purposes. Like I'm using this for the protection of blue light right now. But if you're asking me to go to a restaurant and wear these, it's it's pointless.
00:35:17
Speaker
It's pointless. Of course, it's pointless. All I'm saying is that, you know, you guys hurt me. You shamed me. And so now I'm like, i hold on. Don't say you get the fucking violent. It was one person. And now, you know, get the fucking violent.
00:35:33
Speaker
There it is. Let's talk about the super rule halftime. And subsequently, let's talk about, I didn't listen to it, but Drake's response to this halftime.
00:35:45
Speaker
I will say this. Was the halftime show good? Yeah. Yeah. Was it great? No, in my opinion. I think the reason why is because if you look back on after it, the only point that people emphasize is him singing, Kendrick Lamar singing, not like us.
00:36:07
Speaker
We don't get to see videos of all the other songs he sang. So obviously the focal point is him doing his thing at the end. Okay. So we know it was inevitable. He was going to do it for people to think that he wasn't going to do it. It was inevitable. He was going to do it. And he did it in his own creative way, which I thought was genius.
00:36:27
Speaker
He did it. Brought out Samuel Jackson, the whole thing. Brought out Serena. Serena. Did you expect that? I didn't expect that. Yeah. I mean, you know there's like a lot of deeper meaning in not only the show, but like also like Serena's appearance. Yeah, and the whole game over and the whole thing. No, no i understand that.
00:36:45
Speaker
This is what I want to ask as a question. It's related to the halftime show. But not directly. Like, at the end of the day, I thought the halftime show was good.
00:36:56
Speaker
It wasn't great. We all know Kendrick's good. we all I knew inevitably he was going to do not like us. He did the whole thing. He wore women's size 29 flare jeans, whatever the case is. There's now hot.
00:37:08
Speaker
How come? So everybody's talking about Serena's appearance, which I fucking love. I love Serena's appearance and and the dance and the whole that. Is...
00:37:20
Speaker
i'm i'm so And I'm asking this in a serious case. Is the term crip walk a bad term? Like, how come are people saying like it's the sea walk or is this and that? Like, is using the term crip walk a bad term? Because obviously that was the dance she was doing.
00:37:36
Speaker
And obviously she's from Compton, the whole thing That's her that's her originality But why is it is it Is it truly like a bad term To say Cripwonk Or is it is it a is it a slur, is it a bad term I'm confused on it Well it's gang related I understand that it's frips you know i understand it's gang related but I don't think it's a bad term When people were Reflecting back on it Everybody was saying like oh the sea walk And we know she did it at Wimbledon and We know like a couple people like when Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre, they asked Snoop Dogg not to do the crip walk and he ended up doing it, the whole thing. But like, I didn't realize, I guess I didn't realize, like, is that truly like a bad thing to say that she was crip walking? Because like, I loved every minute of it.
00:38:18
Speaker
I loved her 10 second appearance doing it. and And I think we we should hone on that a little more because the the deeper meaning was fucking dirty and I love it. But is it is it truly bad to say that, to to use that term crip walking?
00:38:31
Speaker
i don't I don't think that I have the cultural background to answer that question properly because at a surface level, I'm like, no, it's a dance. I don't know. Right? Like, who cares? But maybe that there's something about that term or the reason that it's not said because you're not a part of something. like Like, I don't know.
00:38:52
Speaker
But it looked fucking cool. It just seemed like and and I'm and I'm truly asking that on information because it just seemed like when everybody reflected. Right. and And that's the thing about the halftime show everybody reflected on him doing not like us and not anything before.
00:39:06
Speaker
if you go on a little bit, a little bit, but everybody really focused on the diss. But like when people was that. but said What study did you do to find that information?
00:39:17
Speaker
Facebook Reels, dog. You know me. I do my research. You know i do my research. isde But I'm just feeling like you know when people reported on the halftime show and stuff, you know they focused on Not Like Us and they focused on the cameo of Serena this that.
00:39:29
Speaker
But it was like, see why? She did the C walk. She did the C walk. And I'm like, is it really is it really that bad of a term? Is it is it something we can't kind of like talk about? like articles and stuff like that and whatever, they just don't want to be like gang affiliated or anything like that or have anything relating to gangs or whatever. But I don't really think it's that big of a deal.
00:39:49
Speaker
i don't know. I have no clue. Yeah, like Austin said, I'm not educated enough to yeah make judgment. But but what i will what I will say, though, is that I think that I thought that the whole thing was pretty good. At first, I was like, I can't.
00:40:03
Speaker
I'll say that I listened to the television broadcast on... Shoot, what was it, CBS or something like that? I don't know. I can't remember what but network it was. But I couldn't hear him because his mic wasn't working properly. And then they had a YouTube TV stream where apparently it was much clearer.
00:40:21
Speaker
So I couldn't hear him for a lot of the stuff up front. And so I was like, eh, it was meh. But then I went back and I watched it again, and I thought it was actually really good. But he played a lot of good songs. And yeah, the dude didn't have a lot of dance moves in his in his and his little Rolodex there. But like the all the choreography was good. I thought all the people running out of that out of the GNX was dope.
00:40:44
Speaker
Right? Yeah, no, I agree. so and And I like Kendrick's stuff. I listened to it. He did stuff off the new album. Yeah. Yeah, I get that he only did the songs that he has the rights to and that's a business move, like whatever.
00:40:56
Speaker
Right. But it was still cool. It was still hyped up. Right. um I just I don't know. I thought it was a cool moment for the culture. Yeah. Even though it's not really for me. Right. It's not I'm at the target audience.
00:41:09
Speaker
I still thought it was I thought it was cool. No, I thought the message was, I thought the whole thing was good. The choreography, the message, what he was trying to do was good. It all made sense. That's why I said it was a good halftime show.
00:41:22
Speaker
But the focal point, unfortunately, was him just just shitting on Drake. Wait, why is that unfortunate? Yeah, that's also cool. That's dope. No, I know, but it kind of takes away from the initial message that he was trying to do.
00:41:37
Speaker
Why? i don't think it takes away i i understand what you're saying

Music Industry Rivalries

00:41:42
Speaker
people are kind of overlooking that you know the message that he was trying to put out there to talk about the diss but i don't know i think that's for those people to figure out i i think it's in the same vein too right like if if you're talking about suppression and you're talking about um um you know marginalization or anything like that right like the current state of america like that plays into it too. You're not going to fucking censor me.
00:42:09
Speaker
Like, here we go. Yeah. You know, don't tell me what not to do. Like you said, it's, it's, it's bigger than, it's bigger than the music. It's bigger than the, the beef. Um, so I thought, I don't I thought it was cool.
00:42:23
Speaker
No, I thought it was cool. I love the car. I love the car. Is it a Buick? What is it? it's it it's a Yeah, it's a Buick GNX. I love the car. um I love the whole guy. I love what he was trying to do. it It wasn't about that. I just feel like a lot of his message got overshadowed because at the end, he he stuck at the Drake.
00:42:41
Speaker
and did you guys hear How could he not though? i mean That song won five Grammys. It was inevitable. Even if it wasn't about the rap beef, like there was no way he wasn't playing that song. 100%. I agree with that. People who thought he wasn't going to do it was stupid.
00:42:54
Speaker
He was going to do it it was i mean the whole The whole crowd in unison singing A minor like that. Did you see the chain? You can't come back from that. Yeah, no, you can't come back. So did you hear, did you hear his, did you hear Drake's album that he released? didn't hear it. I've been hearing a lot of mixed reviews on it.
00:43:12
Speaker
I saw um like an Instagram reel kind of making fun of it before hopping on this where was just like, oh yeah, like he's, I don't know. He's he's doing some interesting things like,
00:43:25
Speaker
taking shots at women i guess on on either the album or his instagram where he's like you know he's like particularly he's following certain like people that he thinks has slighted him as part of the kendrick beef and it's like not taking shot at those guys but rather like you know he's following some record execs like 18 year old daughter on on instagram or something like that to like send a message or something And it's like a lot of people have been saying, it's like, why won't you take a shot at these men? why are you taking shots at like, why? are Why are you just going after women instead of going at men?
00:44:02
Speaker
Which, again, i didn't even listen to the album. I this is all just off of reading social media stuff. So I could be completely wrong on this. But. i don't know I don't know about that shit either. like i only hear about the weird stuff.
00:44:16
Speaker
like I heard about the whole DJ Khaled thing. and yeah Did you guys hear about that? No. Where DJ Khaled is dropping ah an album, or supposed to be dropping an album, and he put out a whole promo video like...
00:44:31
Speaker
like fully produced out, like could have been a movie, like seven minute promo video with like Mark Wahlberg and everything um promoting the album. And then Mark Wahlberg has some line about like Drake having two tracks on the album.
00:44:47
Speaker
And Drake commented on the YouTube post, I think, and was like that it's like, might might be like Drake Bell, but it's not me. Oh, yeah, i yeah, yeah.
00:45:00
Speaker
Right? It like better be Drake Bell, right? i again I guess DJ Khaled had to, he took down the video, right? And then I think he even delayed the release of his album now because I think he needed to take Drake's stuff off of um of the album.
00:45:16
Speaker
So it's like... That's so weird. Yeah. I don't know what the move is. Like, is the move that that he's trying to like, He's trying to control the message and he doesn't want songs to go out that could potentially misconstrue like his current feelings. Because I'm sure he recorded those songs like however long ago. Right. After hearing some of the stuff on like like I said, I haven't heard the album, but I've heard snippets. I've like listened to some social media reaction, but like I can't.
00:45:47
Speaker
I don't think he's going for any type of quality control. um like There's a song of him fully like speaking Spanish on this last thing. And then he's also like, yeah, fuck a rap beef. We're here to like get the party started or something like that.
00:46:02
Speaker
So I don't think there's really... I don't know what what he's trying to push across. Maybe he just felt slighted by Khaled some way and was like, all right, well, fuck you. I don't want to be on your album anymore. But again, that's a weird way to put it.
00:46:18
Speaker
It's just a weird way to do it in the Instagram comments if you didn't want to be on Khaled's album when he's also like very willing to throw like a public court case out against his own record label and like Kendrick.
00:46:28
Speaker
Yeah. You know what I mean? It's just weirdo behavior. I've never heard about any beef between him and Khaled. He's always been on his stuff. But it's just weird. like And now people are saying that Drake might come back.
00:46:41
Speaker
and like like He put out this album with Party Next Door, and then he's going to pick up the rap beef again. like nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about. don't know. It's just so fun to watch. Like, you know, it just keeps getting weirder and weirder, but it's so cool to be a part of.
00:47:00
Speaker
Yeah. Like what rap beef ends on the Superbowl halftime show? No, but I mean, yeah mean, it's, it's over. Like, like Kendrick said with the the ending game over, I don't see how,
00:47:14
Speaker
You reignite this with that. I mean, on top of that, Drake released the last song in the beef. It was just so bad that no one gave a shit about it. That's why Kendrick didn't come with like with a response.
00:47:26
Speaker
What was his last song? the heart part six oh he like took kendrick's like because kendrick releases like i think it's either like on albums or like sometimes it's like one-off singles but it's like the heart part like whatever the heart part is three the heart part four whatever yeah and like that's like kind of like a running recurring thing he's had in like his work and drake tried to steal it because the heart part six was like the next iteration which kendrick still had a song on in the latest album with you know titled the heart part six but But Drake put that out last in the beef, and it was just so bad that people forget.
00:48:00
Speaker
Like, I was in not in an argument, but someone after the halftime show was like, oh, it's weird. You know, like, didn't Kendrick, like, drop last with Not Like Us? It's like, no, he didn't. Drake actually dropped last in that beef, but Kendrick just didn't even dignify it with a response because it was kind of ass.
00:48:16
Speaker
Yeah. And he already had a banger. Yeah. I mean, again, song song of the year. song and Five Grammys to back it up. Mike, you look pissed. Yeah.
00:48:26
Speaker
No, I'm just saying, like, can we can we just acknowledge that, like, what we listen to, like, the people who were big and, like, at the end of high school and into college are just not in the game anymore. Like, let's just call it what it is. Like, Drake had a great run.
00:48:44
Speaker
It's not what it is. Will Wayne, who will forever be a legend, obviously didn't get picked to do the super bowl in new orleans for a reason you know and we all know that was a big jay-z move but like is it does not have much influence like it is nikki minaj just not what it is like let's you know like you have to pass the baton eventually whether you want to or not happens in sports it has it in music or this and that but like drake's influences has been great and will be you know influential but like At some point it dries up.
00:49:17
Speaker
It dries up. Let's just call it what it is. i I still think he has that. He does. Drake will last for. No, and I'm not saying it's right. I'm not saying he's dried up right now. But what I'm saying is like this beef is keeping him going in his OVO and all that. But like.
00:49:32
Speaker
eventually that's going to give like i mean at what point like i mean at what point you know so the greatest of the greats had to give it up you know at what point did joe namath in sports have to give it up at one point you said the greatest of the greatest you you bring out joe namath no but i'm but he was ass bro but he was so influential even though he was bad he was so influential i don't think he's aim all right okay i don't i don't know about that Yeah, he won one Super Bowl. Don't get me wrong. But what I'm saying is like he was so look at Frank Sinatra. like On top of the world. But some he had to give it up at some point. At some point, but you just have to give it up.
00:50:09
Speaker
Even Jason Giambi had to come down. I don't even know who that is. I don't know that is. I have no clue who that is. I get your point. I just don't think that's happening for Drake for a little bit. No. I think he's still he's still kind of top dog. But like at some point, and like Austin's not to like to hear it, but like at some point, Beyonce's going to have to give it up.
00:50:31
Speaker
and no no no I don't know about that either, man. I don't know about that either. I don't think that that's... She just s switched genres and won a Grammy. I think she's alright. I think she's fine. And she's going to go on tour.
00:50:42
Speaker
and twenty five years i'm not saying right now great I'm not saying right now. I'm just saying like it's going to run down. Yance will give up her her throne when she's dead. Yeah. And we've had people do that before, right? Whitney Houston, Selena. Not Selena Gomez, but Selena. Those were premature deaths, right? like whit Whitney, not so much, I don't think. But Selena, for sure. She was shot.
00:51:05
Speaker
like Yeah, exactly. But even, like, I would say, i would equate it to Frank Sinatra, right? Like, that dude was on top until he went out. Right, right, right. But like at some point, like it gives and like at some point Drake's reign is going to give and we just he just has to understand that like the brand isn't going to last forever.
00:51:28
Speaker
it will it will stay legacy. The legacy will stay, but the brand doesn't last forever. forever People are people are going to move on, you know. Yeah, maybe that's true.
00:51:40
Speaker
I mean, it's true for anybody, but like i just don't think Drake's anywhere. close to that right now. Listen, guys, we used to be studs. now Now I'm i'm almost 190 pounds. You know what I'm saying? It doesn't last forever.
00:51:54
Speaker
dude is still a stud. Yeah. you know Don't write me out. Boys, we're all studs. Yeah. I'm talking about studs like the girls that look like... Yeah, yeah yeah we're studs in that regard. and until Apparently until they find out our first names. Then we get ghosted.
00:52:11
Speaker
Maybe until they find out your first name. This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles. You know what saying? All

Temptation Island Drama

00:52:21
Speaker
right. Next topic. Yeah. Let's let's finish this one off.
00:52:24
Speaker
Austin, I know I asked you yesterday when I met with you. Mike, I assume you haven't seen this, but have you guys seen any of the Montoya Porfavor stuff over the past week? It's been like eating the internet up. Negative.
00:52:38
Speaker
Okay. Well... So I'll give you guys some background on it. It's real of the week. So this is why discord was needed. um Have you guys heard of temptation island?
00:52:50
Speaker
Yes. Okay. Okay. So for those listening that don't know what temptation Island is, it is basically, well, like eight couples go on to this love. Like it's a, it's a reality TV show about love.
00:53:06
Speaker
They go on this show with their partners and usually they are trying to either like test the strength of their relationship or they're already on the rocks and And are i looking to see if like this is even worth than anymore.
00:53:19
Speaker
So they're basically split. The couples are split between you know eight guys and eight girls. And put into two separate houses where they're not paired up with, but basically they're eight single and like attractive people of like the opposite gender.
00:53:37
Speaker
So like the men in the relationship are you know in a house with eight new girls they've never met before, vice versa for the women. So obviously in a lot of like reality shows and TV and stuff like that, they do challenges to see, you know, like, you know, you get perks or whatever for the next stage. I don't, you know, whatever.
00:53:55
Speaker
So there's this couple Montoya and Anita. This is in temptation Island, Spain, by the way, this is not, o this is in Spain. This will be the real, of the week will be in Spanish. There's going English subtitles, but it will be in Spanish. ah and You got it. Right.
00:54:12
Speaker
Yeah, oh yeah, I got it. you yeah Yeah. um So, you know, and again, they're paired off in these like different houses just to see if any boundaries are crossed, because then that like tells you what your relationship is or what it isn't, basically.
00:54:28
Speaker
And so, Montoya and Anita... um Oh, another caveat to the show is the couples are then forced to watch all the other stuff that happens in the other house. Oh.
00:54:41
Speaker
So Anita sees that Montoya, for again, this is for a challenge. It's not like he was doing this over like a free will. Again, you could argue, you know, he could have not participated or whatever or sat out or been as enthusiastic to a participate.
00:54:58
Speaker
um But basically, ah Montoya gets a lap dance during the challenge. um Anita sees this and gets upset. And then goes to get her revenge.
00:55:12
Speaker
And that's all say leading up into... I have three different clips. I have three clips for this. So ready I'm going to hop in the Discord and I'm gonna start playing them.
00:55:23
Speaker
and they don't want to give them!
00:55:41
Speaker
right. So for our audio listeners, basically Montoya just watched Anita in a pool with another man, you know, getting her butt smacked on. Montoya got so upset. He ripped his shirt open, ah which he does a lot on the show, I guess, apparently when he's upset.
00:56:00
Speaker
It's just ripping that thing open. um He ripped it open, kind of cried a little bit, and then kicked the stand down that had an iPad where he was watching the ah ah footage, and then ran onto the beach.
00:56:14
Speaker
And that's not even that's that's a precursor to the the video I'm about to show, right? Yeah. That is a precursor. Shit, there's more. This is already seeming like if any if anybody in our like group here would do this, it's Mike.
00:56:30
Speaker
What the fuck, dude? Are you for real? Okay. You're saying that that's and running to the beach. It's you, bro. Dog, I don't have those kind of abs. I want to do that shit.
00:56:43
Speaker
I'm not talking about the abs. I'm just saying you would react that way for sure. Would you not react that way? I mean, come on, dude. yeah I'd be upset for sure. But look at you. You're wearing your robe right now. You're ready to throw it off in a fit of rage.
00:56:56
Speaker
All right. Let's go to the second video. but This one's two minutes long. This is is two minutes long. Two minutes. Yes. Trust me, you need all two minutes.
00:57:07
Speaker
OK, here we go. um at own
00:57:15
Speaker
that bay are you like ask for <unk>co parinio commo devajare bentireto garino
00:57:23
Speaker
with the little bit that's broken! I've broken it! I've broken it! I've broken it! I've broken it! I've broken it! I've broken it! I've broken it! That's what you want in your life!
00:57:33
Speaker
What do we want to sleep? Yes. Sit, Montoya.
00:57:47
Speaker
No quiero hechopelo. Quiero ir. ¿Te quede a la playa? Venga, lo voy a ver contigo. Vamos ver lo que... Vale. Papafrita va a llorar. A la playa. Qué vergüenza. Papafrita, eres un mierda de persona.
00:57:59
Speaker
Te vas a arrepentir toda tu vida de esto. Disfruta. Disfrútalo. Disfruta. Me has reventado por dentro. Me has reventado por dentro. Tranquilo, Montoya, por favor.
00:58:11
Speaker
Yo no he chorado, coño. Solamente yo te estoy. Quiere dormir, te ha dicho.
00:58:23
Speaker
Damn! Please, Montoya, please! Please, Montoya! Damn! Montoya! I love you! Montoya, come back!
00:58:34
Speaker
I'm not expecting you. Where are you? Montoya, please! I love you! Montoya! Montoya!
00:59:19
Speaker
Bro, what Europeans can show and what they can't show in these TV shows are insane, dude. I can't believe I think there's a cut. I couldn't find it. But there is a cut of like him just watching her get railed out, and he's devastated.
00:59:35
Speaker
Jesus Christ. The fact that it got me first of all, I was thinking props to that camera for hauling it with him yeah on that beach, right?
00:59:45
Speaker
But then when they cut to them going at it like jackrabbits, I was like
00:59:54
Speaker
was The houses where they're at are split. by like a mile he sprinted like a mile on the beach to get there jesus christ and did so i didn't obviously we didn't get to see the rest but did he be run into the house so he got basically outside and then everyone kind of stopped him she like anita like came out and basically was like yeah like you did this it's your fault like you know you did and so he like walks off onto the beach like all upset again and then like two minutes later
01:00:25
Speaker
she, like Anita gets really upset and then comes to like find him and is like, we need to like, we should leave. Like, we don't need to be on this anymore. Like I love you and stuff like that. he's like, not like receptive to it.
01:00:37
Speaker
Are you kidding No, I'm sorry. So he got a lap dance. Yeah. He got a lap dance with like, I'm assuming were having some kind of party or something like that. and Yeah. It was like, it was an event or um it was a challenge for the show.
01:00:53
Speaker
of like, oh, would would you get a lap dance? Yeah. And I will say, i will say, he also participated in the lap dance. There's one photo I saw where he was like, ah like basically in the 69 position and he was also shaking it.
01:01:09
Speaker
So, you know, like, yeah not innocent in my opinion. Like, again, maybe, maybe that's an extreme. Maybe they could ah you know, not taken it that far, but I don't really think It's not like he was absolved of all guilt or whatever, in my opinion.
01:01:27
Speaker
This, first of all, hilarious. Yeah. is This is like if you're taking somebody onto this show, right, like nobody here is there for genuine therapy.
01:01:41
Speaker
Right. like you're going to go on to the show and the producers are going to tell you, you can be on the show, but somebody's got to cheat. Right. Like somebody's got to fuck up. Yeah. So if you go on to that show thinking that you're going to get out of there scot free, maybe one couple does that.
01:01:57
Speaker
But like, and yeah, what do you say? You're either trying to get famous or like, you know, you're doing this for clout. It's not like it's not like you're genuinely there to figure out your like like problems.
01:02:11
Speaker
Yeah, and and and nobody that's ah that's producing that show is rooting for you. Like, you don't put it together and edit like that. Yeah, no, not at all. When you're like, yo, these two should be together.
01:02:22
Speaker
Yeah, here, i'll i'll play the I'll play the last clip because it's like 10 seconds, but it like it shows Montoya again just in in peril.
01:02:33
Speaker
Give me one, Jack!
01:02:37
Speaker
get you can't okay you know how to go by a talking no youno what the lua you know me willta have the the york you know me we turn i forget gonna done Like <unk> get dana and can and't get gar
01:02:53
Speaker
like it's clearly broken him but Yeah, don't know. It's hard to tell what order all those things went in. Was that after you ran over there and they stopped him? I don't know. I i can't tell.
01:03:03
Speaker
i honestly think it might be the first one where he like kicked the iPad over. It might be in the same. i can't tell. But either way, it seems like this guy loves to rip a shirt. He does ah have eccentric freak outs, which again, that just plays really well to a reality TV show.
01:03:18
Speaker
Yeah. He's going to get invited back. Yeah, for sure. And let's be honest, right? If I was out here with six pack abs on a beach on a show where I was supposed to like flirt it up, I'm ripping my shirt off. You kidding Of course.
01:03:31
Speaker
And, and, you know, and I will say, ah I don't know if they ended up getting back together. Obviously, their show is probably over, like, filming-wise, but it's still on air, so you don't know any of, like, the results for whatever.
01:03:47
Speaker
ah But he did end up getting his revenge on her. by sleeping with someone in the in you know ah other house. And you know she was upset about that, obviously. Stay strong, King.
01:03:59
Speaker
Yeah. It's probably for the best that they don't get back together. it seems like anyone who goes on this show probably shouldn't be in a couple in the first place. like if you you know but But yeah.

Reality Show Production Insights

01:04:11
Speaker
um that's That's real the week for you guys.
01:04:14
Speaker
That's great. Montoya, por favor.
01:04:18
Speaker
just this the the like And you know what's crazy? the The interviewer, Sandra, she ends up catching up to him. Not on the beach, but like when he gets to the other house, she like comes in. like you know So props to her for keeping up, too. Yeah, she ran in a 40-yard dash.
01:04:34
Speaker
She ran a 40-yard dash. the whole production team is, is behind him. And they got the little video too. yeah And the TV back over like, no, no, no, no. Watch. It's like, it's like the cameraman on the Maury show. And they find out they're not the father, you know what saying? They're just hauling ass while they're running. You know what I'm saying? They, I hope those guys get paid.
01:04:51
Speaker
I hope that's that's an athletic job, man. You know, which I don't know if we'll have time for this podcast, but we should talk about our Jerry Springer experience. Because we all went to see Jerry Springer. And if we don't have time today, please make that the starting point of the next one.
01:05:06
Speaker
Because yeah but it's on we saw some things. We saw some things on that. We did. We did. And there's a photo. There's a photo of Victor and I on camera. Yeah, on TV. yeah Probably shocked at the at at the first. Do you remember the first scenario they brought out?
01:05:23
Speaker
no Boy, do I remember. Boy, I do remember it. You remember it? I do, but we should save it for the next one. All right, guys. that That about wraps us up for episode 130 of Laundry in the Basement.
01:05:39
Speaker
Oh, Yeah. um i come yeah rein in the ye No outro. Oh, I'm going to tell you right now, we we did get copyright struck for another episode that you guys weren't on where we were using music.
01:05:52
Speaker
Oh, okay. well Yeah. So again, probably never bringing back real music to end the show. So we have the intro now, Mike, like I said, if you want to sing the outro, you can sing it.
01:06:04
Speaker
that That could be your thing. I don't know. But for now, we'll just keep using the AI one. All three of us are musical. How about we just, like, throw a shitty... I'm not i'm not writing a real outro music. I want it to be funny.
01:06:16
Speaker
Who's musical? I'm not musical. Dog, play the triangle. Whatever. you know like Get in there. Electric triangle? The electric triangle. Come on. The electric triangle. Yeah. Why not? <unk>s like That's like throwing a toaster in a bath.
01:06:31
Speaker
What are you talking about? like What? What the fuck?
01:06:37
Speaker
What are these comparisons, dude? Thank you guys for listening to episode 130 of Audrey's Day. Make sure you comment, like, and subscribe. Our Venmo's are open, by the way. I just want to throw that out there. Yeah. mine Mine isn't. I'm not.
01:06:49
Speaker
Yeah.

Parade Ghosting and Future Chats

01:06:51
Speaker
You know who's Venmo's not open? That guy that got ghosted at the Philly at the philly parade is is not open. No, that guy should go fund me up.
01:07:01
Speaker
Get him on the podcast. Get him on the podcast. No. Christ. We want to hear his version. Okay, what it up get him on the podcast. We want to hear his version, and then we'll get her on the podcast. What's in her version?
01:07:13
Speaker
Have you ever guys heard those second the second date updates? Jubal in the morning. You guys ever see those videos? should do that for that couple. We should do that. Well, second date updates. I don't think there's a first date. so Well, we want to know what happened.
01:07:26
Speaker
I think I know what happened. I think we all know what happened. I think we do. It's pretty. Whatever. Just ah click click the link in this bio so you can find us on everywhere.
01:07:39
Speaker
um yeah I got nothing else. I'll see you guys next week. See you guys later.
01:07:50
Speaker
No. This is all we got until you write us an outro, Mike.