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Episode 129 - A Season of Love
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00:00:20
Speaker
I have no problem with it. like He didn't even hit record. No, he like no I did record it. We are recording. He did. but You know what I have a problem with? Not being able to pick the outro music in the last episode. dude Well, guess what? You're never going to be able to pick it again. It's over now. That's right. I thought of this. Are we just rolling into it, by the way? Are you going to do an intro?
00:00:44
Speaker
Well, you said you wanted to do the intro on the last one. So it's go ahead, your intro. Yeah, what what number are we on? 129? 129, yes. Okay, but I want it to be like ah like the NBC News intro. It's like... um bu bu umper ba ba ba You know, like the little trumpets in the beginning. Okay, you can do that, but yeah, yeah you gotta you gotta make those noises yourself. yeah Okay, also um for the intro music, I either would request um the 007 Golden Eye Pause music or the Cisco phone waiting music. like
00:01:17
Speaker
You know those decisions around here. That's crazy. Hold on. Hold on Mike You have to give us little renditions of both of those so we know what you're talking about The 007 one's gonna be hard It's like ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding you never you never played it I No, you got to listen. You got to you got to pull it up. I mean, I play the game. I just don't remember that. The Cisco one is one when we work together. You know, when you're on hold with like MTS, it's like ah ah bad, better but bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Yeah, I got a little xylophones in there. I mean, I think that one's probably fine. We can't use copyrighted stuff is what I'm telling you.
00:02:01
Speaker
the the golden The Golden Eye pause theme music is 100% copyrighted music. Austin got the Dave Matthews bid. And then we stopped doing it. We stopped doing it. How could we also we stop doing it when it's my turn? Didn't the Dave Matthews one not even make the episode? We just we played that for ourselves. We're doing it live. Fuck it, we're doing it live.
00:02:29
Speaker
Yeah, you're live right now. yeah So might do the rendition. I was doing the Bill O'Reilly thing. Anyways, I know. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to Episode 129 of Laundry in the Basement. Hang it out as we always do on a nice Sunday, smooth Sunday evening. Next Sunday. I'm never letting them do the intro again. Also, no, we're we're past the Super Bowl. Oh, fuck. Yeah, this is coming. It's Valentine's Day now coming out on Valentine's Day.
00:02:56
Speaker
Oh, ladies and gentlemen. Remember Dean? A little bit more And he was like, new Britain Hartford. And he was like, yeah, I do remember that. Dean Richards here, lee reading your love letters. is he He's retired now, he has to be, isn't he?
00:03:18
Speaker
He might be dead. Yeah. OK. Well, I mean, he could be. But we'll look. I know he was he was trying. He was possible. He was trying to hit on a news channel, a reporter once on Twitter or something or X or whatever. That's really not the one bites the dust, man. Yeah. Anyways. So he's not he's alive. He's 70 years old.
00:03:38
Speaker
So, yeah. Well, hold on. what I was going to say happy. Are you doing this? Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. Jesus fucking Christ. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. I hope I hope everyone's having a good one. ah You know, we're going to start we're going to start out the pod with and the the life advice, the unsolicited life advice. Wait a minute. I had a fucking topic. Are you serious? and Just save it. This is really this is relatable to what day we're on here. All right.
00:04:03
Speaker
yeah All right, it's probably a little bit too late, because I would assume if you're proposing on Valentine's Day, you probably have already planned that out, right? You're not just going to do it. You're not going to listen to this podcast and then be like, damn, I guess I should propose tonight, right? Or we could be the deciding family. Yeah, we're the design. If we are swaying your opinion.
00:04:24
Speaker
That's not good. You should probably tell you but she's saying yes. Cause we're saying yes to doing it tonight, baby. Okay. But right. So you just play this for her. Yeah. You know, easy. No. So no, don't do that. So my life advice for this week is if you are thinking of proposing soon,
00:04:44
Speaker
you should just go to a pawn shop and buy a ring, whatever ring that's there, and then tell your significant other that it's your grandmother's ring and it means a lot to you. That way, you're getting a ring on the cheap and you save a bunch of money that you could possibly use ah for other things.
00:05:06
Speaker
Now, ah we may have talked about this, I don't know if we talked about this on the podcast or not the podcast, but I have recently discovered that people who get engaged and then have the engagement broken off, they try to get back at the X and they sell their ring on Facebook marketplace for cheapy cheapy. So if you're looking for a good ring at a cheapy cheapy price,
00:05:29
Speaker
Go to Facebook Marketplace. You get a couple of carrots on there for like six hundred bucks. I'm going to add another caveat to that. Ooh. If you're looking for newly single people. Oh, go on Facebook Marketplace. Can I and see this is a whole slew of good ideas right here. I'm going to I'm going to piggyback off of that. You want to know what my recent hot take has become? OK, because my recent hot take, LinkedIn best dating profile.
00:05:58
Speaker
I mean like best dating app. Please, yeah, please explain. you know you you You know how you go through the dating profile and then you have to do the messaging in the back and forth. What do you do for work? What do you do? LinkedIn tells you all the information you need to know right there, where they're working, how long they've been working for. You get a ballpark of you know how much they're making, if they're self-sufficient or this and that, their business interests, you know how they look at ah corporations and miles and stuff. I mean, you get you get the meat and potatoes without the digging.
00:06:32
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? Like right there, you could tell, you know, if you're interested in somebody by their profession, you know, the way they dress and all this and that, you don't have to go through the fluff. You don't have to go through the fluff. You know what? they're like Oh, Mike, Mike Slobonic, he's proficient in Excel. Yeah. Well, that's that's not my last name. well Let's take it easy. Let's take it easy. You didn't like that? You didn't like that, Mike? I don't need people showing up in my house, you know what I'm saying? But I'm just saying LinkedIn,
00:06:59
Speaker
gives you the brass tacks right in front of you. I'm not saying you can't do the hard work, but it's right there. You want what you're looking for. You want to see how loyal they are? See how many jobs they've had in the past 10 years. Amen. But at the same time, they could be just getting that bread. That is true. I mean, hey, listen, it is very smart to job hop in this economy. Another life advice. Look at this. We are just full of ideas today. Yeah, we're rolling today.
00:07:27
Speaker
If this is the episode of love, I think we're doing a good job so far. Yeah. Also, another good life advice. Another good life advice right there. Look at him, left and right, thinking of him. Who needs a job? Just start selling drugs. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. TikTok will fly us for that one. But you know, great advice to create advice. No, it's OK.
00:07:50
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we're We're here for for solid, real life advice. you know yeah None of that frilly stuff. Now, boys, um Valentine's Day, what songs you throwing in the playlist? You know what I'm saying? Give me give me like one or two that you're throwing in for playlists. you know Nice dinner. you You cook the dinner. Little candles on. you know You put a little soft background music while you enjoy that dinner. What what what song? Give me one or two you're throwing on there.
00:08:16
Speaker
You know, you know, right? What I'm going to, um going to dont mean I'm going to the, um I'm going to the, can you take me? here But, but the mariachi version, did you guys see that at the, at the eight cowboy stadium? Oh yeah. Yeah. They did the, no, I didn't see that. He did a mariachi version. Pretty fucking probably sounds fantastic. Yeah. Um, but yeah.
00:08:43
Speaker
What do you think? What do you think? Like bump a grind? Like, what do you what do you got? I don't know. I've never had a real Valentine's Day. So, oh, dude, there's no reason to really talk on there. What about a little boy's demand? Yeah. Who am I playing that to myself? That sounds awful. You guys answered this question. It's a scenario. It's a scenario. OK, what am I throwing on?
00:09:07
Speaker
Well, what are you throwing on for yourself when you're sitting down? You know, you got the little bottle out. Marvin's room. Marvin's. ah
00:09:18
Speaker
What else? What else is there? Christ. Tell me. Yes, I'm Michael. Yes. Oh, that's right. for The same song he listens to while playing. I love Michael Bolton, man. That guy rocks. All right. But Mike, what about you?
00:09:37
Speaker
Now, there should be no surprise because this was ah my top five for my 2024 year wrap up, which you guys. ah Yeah, we we we researched wasn't the top five that I wanted to hear, but if you say Bruce Springsteen right now, I swear to God, a five that Victor wanted there was awesome. Fuck you. Second of all, top five. You want to do um listen? I'm i'm throwing in the classic. I'm throwing in a little Dean Martin in there. You know what I'm saying? Interesting. interesting I was waiting for a little... ah I was waiting for a little Dominic the donkey or something. Come on, Don. That's a stereotype. You're fucked up. For my own people, man. I don't know what they look like. you they su vi su You should listen to that song. It's a good song.
00:10:28
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i'm ah I'm swayed right now. Keep going.
00:10:32
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And then that new one by Sexy Red and Bruno Mars immediately after that. You guys hear that one? That one's brutal, man. I don't know what he's doing. Dude, Kidz Bop is sweating. They're like, how are we going to do that? There's no Kidz Bop version of that song. I'm going to tell you that right now. They're not doing that one.
00:10:50
Speaker
Now it's like this. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, no, no. You got something good. You guys. Well, no, no. I was just going to say they can't do that for most of Sexy Red songs. Like why would they even attempt? They can't do that to most colleagues today. They can't kids bop a lot of these songs. They kids bop a lot of songs these days. So then they could probably do the new one. I think that what would it be a step too far. what What replaces fat, juicy and wet? Dude, did they do WAP?
00:11:19
Speaker
Did they? If they did, why? But they can do. That sounds like we got to look up. That is something I'm definitely that will be the outro. If if we get copyright. You look at me in the eyes. Are you walking? Can you see how close I am to this camera? Are you fucking for real? Yeah, I am. You look a little pedophilist when you get that close to the camera. Back up.
00:11:43
Speaker
kids Did they do it? Did kids might do it? I think they did. Kids bop. No, they. um
00:11:53
Speaker
Listen, um I typed in kids bop wop. If he got you got the police are on their way. Yeah, listen, also, I just want to say WAP. All right. Not the other one. Just to clarify.
00:12:13
Speaker
We're just throwing out slurs casually. It doesn't exist. But one of the again, I don't think this should be on here. Spotify should change this. But on the kit if you type in kids, Bob Wap on on the search bar, the first audio book that comes up is a two, two and a half hour long audio book called penis enlargement.
00:12:39
Speaker
Nice. Why? Included with premium if you have Spotify premium. ah Well, naturally you got to pay extra for that. Do you wish you could add length or girth without worrying about harmful devices, supplements and questionable methods? You must keep listening.
00:12:58
Speaker
Think about it, though. Somebody right now in this world is walking around with their headphones in yep listening to that audio book. And they paid for it. They paid extra for it. Speaking of ridiculous Spotify playlist, did you guys know that the brand Barilla as in Barilla pasta has a Spotify playlist? And each song is the same amount of time that you're supposed to boil the noodles. Yeah. And the pasta for it like if you want an al dente, right? Or just like.
00:13:32
Speaker
Yeah, so like if you're if you're boiling penne pasta, the song for penne pasta is the enough time that you it should be from dunking the pasta in to training. If you did Angel hair, if you did Edicini, it's crazy. That is such a good idea. But what are the songs? Wait, what are the songs? Yeah, are they there? I have Apple Music. I don't know. But you have Spotify. Look it up. I don't know what they're.
00:14:02
Speaker
like real songs or like they just like made a generic track. But I gotta look it up. Yeah. But hold on. So did you look up any more kids bop songs? No. Oh, it's all in Italian. Oh, you know what it is? It's one playlist. So if you want to build the best carbonara, it's 19 minutes and it plays you six songs. Oh, yeah.
00:14:31
Speaker
There's a bucatini timer. this was made This is a fan-made one, though. It's nine minutes. It's three songs. No, Barilla's like a verify. Yeah, like the actual Berea. Yeah, it's there. Oh, they have. OK, Barilla, whatever. birds Who cares? um the fuck barrilla barilla It's It's pasta. It's pasta, dog. Relax. Who cares? It's tomato. Yeah. I'll kill you right now.
00:14:57
Speaker
Are there any other things like that Mike that just kind of grinding gears? I'm trying to think of what I could talk about. Expresso? Expresso? Yeah, or Italian. Yeah. Democrats. There we go. There it is. You get at least one episode of MAGA Mike. Let's go. California. You know what I'm saying? Whatever.
00:15:21
Speaker
uh speaking of um of music and stuff i i one of the outro songs i wanted that i cannot do was from an album that i've uh found to be highly underrated so do you guys have an album or two that you think in any music genre that is uh highly underrated and should get more it should have got more What's what's what's your underrated album? Well, you you guys know that my range is is big but I recently re-heard a classic um Called hungry like the wolf Duran and Duran. Do you guys know that song? Yeah and so I went down the rabbit hole and we listened to the whole Rio album and it was a
00:16:10
Speaker
It was a big staple to the to the new wave in in the mid-80s, that whole genre, the new wave, the second British invasion with all the synthesizers and this and that. I think it was it was big at the time, but I think it was also highly underrated because you know Duran Duran just had like one or two hits. you know um So i'm going I'm going the Rio album, Duran Duran, Hungry Like the Wolf. What a great song.
00:16:33
Speaker
They put it in a what was that Netflix show? They put it with everybody's hanging out at the beach. I can't remember what it was, but they use that song a lot. and Hold on. Let's Victor. Let's try to think of what he's talking about there, that Netflix show where everybody's hanging out on the beach. Yeah, they just hang out on the beach. You know, is that love is blind. Is that? Yeah. um Probably watch probably. I don't I don't remember which one. No manner. Is that what you just said? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I was thinking about Baywatch remake or whatever, but.
00:17:04
Speaker
i got um and This is gonna sound real white of me, but there's a Spin Doctors album that I listen to all the time whenever I just need that kind of nostalgic vibe. Good guitar, great drums, like even better drums than than then the guitar. And they got so many bangers on that album, but maybe that's just from when I grew up.
00:17:33
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but I don't remember the name of the album, but it's the one that got, you know, that has two princes and, um, pocket full of pocket full of kryptonite pocket full of kryptonite. There you go. That's a great one. Bic, have you ever listened to that? Nope. I have not. Little Mike, have you listened to that? Be wrong. I'm going through it now to to jog my room little miss can't be wrong. Refrigerator car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is pretty good. and mean I may, I may give this a go.
00:18:01
Speaker
I think you would like it, Mike. Vic, I don't know if you would like it or not, but it's like. It's solid. OK. Um. Damn.
00:18:16
Speaker
Looking back through all all my albums that I have saved on Spotify. Um. Just to give him some time to think, Mike, you see Beyonce is going on tour again.
00:18:31
Speaker
I didn't, but I'm not surprised. You see that she just won Best Country Album tonight? The Grammys are on while we're doing this. Anyone see how Kanye rolled up? I think this will be a topic of discussion probably this week, which is now a week after that the Grammys happened, but ah you guys didn't see Kanye's red carpet at all? No, I didn't see it. No, all I saw were his tweets that he put out recently.
00:18:58
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, he's again losing it, which is great, but um he showed up to the Grammys unannounced with his wife and he made her wear like basically a nude dress. Like the dress was completely see through and then she had like nothing on underneath. And then I think on the red carpet, he just like told her to take it off. So she was just straight up nude. I'll pull up i'll pop a photo. it it I mean, it just happened a couple hours ago, obviously.
00:19:28
Speaker
I am surprised that Beyonce won it over Lainey Wilson Jelly Roll and whoever else was nominated. However, I'm not surprised because at the CMT Awards, she wasn't even nominated for anything. So yeah. Yeah. So it makes sense. It makes sense to me. I mean, it was a good album. You know, I am surprised that she got it over Jelly Roll and like the country sense of it.
00:19:54
Speaker
um I'm a Lainey Wilson fan, so obviously I would avidly vote for that. But I know at the CMT Awards, she got Nada. So I'm glad that she got recognition for it, you know. Yeah, exactly as she should, because it was a good album and it got a lot of listeners. But, you know, a lot of people have a problem with that. So obviously I'm going to have to censor this. Or I'll just cut around it, but this is what. Let's let that focus.
00:20:25
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It's a little blurry. Just screenshots. Oh, yeah. OK. Yeah. Yeah. That's OK. Yeah. She's not really wearing clothes, although it looks like she's wearing underwear. But like, why would you do that? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. What's the point? What's the statement you're trying to make by doing that? I also don't think she's wearing underwear. I don't think she's wearing underwear. Hey, we talked about a last episode like ah bad publicity is good publicity.
00:20:51
Speaker
But it's shock value, right? I mean, like this isn't the first time that she's been out in public dressed that, you know what I mean? Hell, Kanye was showing his crack a couple you like last year on some some photos. So it's like it's a pattern, right? Is it an attention thing? I don't know. The publicity stunt has to be. But for what? like Normally, you're trying to sell something. If he's coming out with music,
00:21:17
Speaker
then I still don't understand it because it's not him that's dressing crazy. And. Is it just to stay relevant? Like, I don't get it. Probably relevancy. It's sad. um But actually, while we're on the top of Kanye, I had this for last episode and I forgot to bring it up, but. You guys know what like butterfly flex are, right?
00:21:43
Speaker
where like one little thing leads to, you know, a chain reaction, whatever. So the Buffalo Bills losing one game in 1968 led to the downfall of Kanye West. All right, and now let me take you got me. Let me take explain web explain the theory.
00:22:06
Speaker
So Buffalo Bills, super bad. They were tied with the Eagles for the worst record. They go on to finish, you know, they were, they're basically like, or I guess you could say the Eagles winning a game in 1968 caused it, but basically the Buffalo Bills finished one 14 and one, the Eagles finished two and 14. Buffalo gets the first overall pick. And with that pick, they draft Orin Thal James Simpson running back out of USC.
00:22:36
Speaker
In 69 they drafted him? In 69, yes. Wow, I didn't think it was that early. No, you OJ is old, or was old, the rest in peace. Okay. um So he goes on to have a great career in Buffalo, also goes on to meet his future wife, Nicole Simpson, or Nicole Brown Simpson. um You know, they move into LA, he allegedly kills her The glove fits, he must acquit. Allegedly, you know. Look at Austin Smirk, his lawyer brain. You fucking lawyer parents as looking to you got so much to say. Nothing. So he allegedly kills Nicole Brown Simpson. And now hires like a super like a like basically the dream team of lawyers or whatever, including Robert Kardashian. OJ gets acquitted. Robert Kardashian gains a little bit of fame out of this.
00:23:36
Speaker
His family becomes socialites in the L.A. area, whatever. Kim leaks. The family leaked the sex tape of her and Ray J. She becomes overnight sensation, blows up, gets a TV show, now becomes, you know, a mega star, essentially. Marries Kanye West. He goes insane.
00:24:05
Speaker
And now we hear like here we are today. The Buffalo Bills losing 14 games in 1968 caused Kanye West to be insane because imagine if OJ went to Philly. Imagine you went to Philly. Him and Nicole Brown would have never met. You had me up until the point where.
00:24:26
Speaker
where what is it kim hooked up with kanye where's the connection are you just saying on mirror they got married and know i know but are you saying that we kind about the detective no no i'm saying no they're not ray you we're talking about kanye yeah because they got married and then he went insane because they got divorced and no no no i know but divorce You know, things. But what's the what's the connection between the two? Are you saying because she's because her the family became socialized? Yes. And she became famous. That was the only reason why she was in that realm, that space. Yeah, it's shot her like the Robert Kardashian getting a little bit famous gave them a little bit of a platform for her to like launch herself with like a publicity play with that sex tape. OK. So the Buffalo Bills caused
00:25:17
Speaker
And they should be ashamed. They should. They should. Josh Allen should retire today as an amen. But I have another one for you guys. OK, let me just let me just say on the first one before I go to the second one. Fucking stupidest thing ever. All right. Shut up, Mike. All right. You know what? We didn't too long ask. We didn't ask. Where does Chris Jenner like where does Chris Jenner come in? Because the whole family got famous. I think you lost me at the sex tape with Rachel. I think you lost. How?
00:25:46
Speaker
All right. I think I think it's I think I understand the timeline. I understand. I think it's a little far fetched. Go for it. I don't think it's that much. I don't think it's that far. Mike doesn't know how to play the bit, Victor. He just likes to. But whatever. Yeah. All right. Play the bit. Isn't this the point of the podcast?
00:26:02
Speaker
And my sister just to play the bit. Yeah. Meanwhile, you cut the intro music from me and I'm supposed to agree with you. That's not a Mike. Mike, do you ever think that this is why we cut the intro music from you? Yeah. Right, buddy. Yeah, that's right. Wait. Do you ever think that this is why we got flagged for Victor talking about killing himself on the video and reel it in? Look.
00:26:21
Speaker
Hold up. Yeah, and there you go. oh go Calm down. Shiny. I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. Stop this. All right. All right. Go ahead. The second butterfly flecked is that 9-11 caused the downfall. Just dog i use involve it roll with me here. It caused the downfall of Ellen DeGeneres.
00:26:43
Speaker
Oh, OK. All right. Now, like I'm going to listen, but I don't like. No, no, no. Let me walk you through this. All right. So obviously, 9-11 happens. Tragedy. Gerard Way.
00:26:56
Speaker
the leader or the, that he you know, Gerard Way. I don't know if you guys know who he is, but you we'll get to that. He's a student at Juilliard or he lives in New York City and he sees the towers get hit and fall. And, you you know, I think, you know, he's like, oh, life's too short. I got to like go pursue my dreams. Like, you know, whatever starts a band called My Chemical Romance.
00:27:17
Speaker
Right. You guys ever hear my chemical romance? Of course. Okay. may well It wasn't a phase. Okay. well they did It was never a favor. Um, so my chemical romance, you know, puts us music. Obviously you get wildly popular inspire a author named Stephanie Meyer to create a series of books called twilight.
00:27:39
Speaker
You guys hear Twilight, massively successful. yeah you know i wish I wish I hadn't, but yeah, keep going. So Twilight then spawns a fan fiction written by E.L. James called Fifty Shades of Grey. You guys hear that one? That inspired, that was inspired by Twilight? Yeah, it was inspired by Twilight. Okay. So Fifty Shades of Grey, I don't know if you've seen the movies, I haven't, but it stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson.
00:28:09
Speaker
Wait, hold on, you haven't seen that movie? No. See, Mikey's lying to us. I know he's lying to us. Oh my god. That dude has definitely seen that movie. I have not seen Fifty Shades of Grey, but if you want to do the movie podcast, we can do Fifty Shades of Grey first episode. At this point, it's irrelevant. It's like going to kind of snow away. It's going to be like, if you got to make me watch it, twist my arm and make me watch Fifty Shades of Grey. It's the best. Here we go. All right. All right. Keep going. Keep going.
00:28:44
Speaker
Anyway, so stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson pretty much catapults Dakota Johnson's career She does a bunch of other movies and it basically comes to, where the story's going is it comes to a head on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. So I don't know if you guys have ever seen the clip, but yeah Dakota Johnson's on Ellen and Ellen confronts her in a very, very awkward like interview about why she wasn't invited to Dakota Johnson's birthday party. And instead of being you know like,
00:29:22
Speaker
I don't want to say sheepish, but like, instead of being like shy about it and be like, Ellen, like, you know, blah, blah, blah, I'm so sorry. She kind of fought back and was like, no, Ellen, I did invite you. You kind of invited yourself. And it was pretty weird. Like I did invite you to my birthday party. Like you're lying to everyone. Like you're lying to your audience. I didn't invite you. And basically.
00:29:44
Speaker
Once she did that, a bunch of other celebrity stories and staffs, like former staff stories started to come out about Ellen being an incredibly rude person, which ultimately led to the end of her show. She retired. And honestly, I haven't really heard much from Ellen since. I don't know if you guys have like seen her. I think she's kind of stayed out of the public spotlight, which is, you know, whatever. But basically, you know, when you look at the chain of events here, 9-11,
00:30:14
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was kind of like Ellen DeGeneres' 9-11.
00:30:20
Speaker
dog you can't have story what the like you're comparing apples and oranges i mean jesus christ yeah i'll say this two things first of all number one I guess I could ah if I had to pick the two to more believe I guess I'll pick the Ellen DeGeneres over the the Kanye West and number two for all of us because we would enjoy it when I was a young boy my father you know like i i I'm not on board with my cynicism. I believe both of those. Yeah, I think that that's I think that's absolutely what happened. Yeah. Talk about sheep. Do you guys do you guys have any butterfly effects that you like, you know, like off top of your head or no? My depression correlates from me being born. All right, man. Wow. Holy shit.
00:31:10
Speaker
Listen, man, that's not going to get you to pick the outro music. I'm sorry. Don't try and win brownie points. Sorry. Sorry. That was too bad. Keep it to yourself. You want me to just, you know what? yeah no I do not have any butterfly effects. I don't know if Austin does, but I guess I don't. So ridiculous. be like Guys, did you know that the Holocaust was the only reason that Hugh Jackman has Wolverine?
00:31:39
Speaker
Is there like a website you could just like find these? Where do you find these? What? Where do I find these? Oh, Mike. Yeah, and the internet. It's on commonsense.com. Yeah. So if I go to commonsense.com. I want you to go to commonsense.com right now. See what you find. I'm scared. I'm scared. Did you know whitehouse.gov and whitehouse.com? Two different websites. Yep. Yep. 100%. Almost like that was intentional.
00:32:13
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Marketing's a big deal, man. yeah I don't have any butterfly effects. No, I can't think of any that would. I don't know. i just i just I guess I don't go there on those. Damn. Kind of a okay kind of ah kind of a minor one that like I don't have like a big like chain of events. and not It's not as funny as the other two. um But the the first time Atticus and I tried to record a podcast is just the two of us.
00:32:41
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um I brought it up, we had never used it, it sucked. We were just like, yeah, this this fucking sucks, just the two of us or whatever. But um I brought up how, I forgot where I saw it, but New Haven tried to become like a trade city, like kind of the same way like Boston and New York were like the big ports on the East Coast in like the 1700s or the 1600s or whatever. New Haven tried to get in on that action and they sent out one ship
00:33:13
Speaker
and that ship got lost at sea, it never reached its route. And it basically changed the way like New Haven had like trade or whatever. Because instead of being considered like, oh, this is like a viable option for like commerce or whatever. You know, it just never happened. And it's, it's it's like interesting to think about like what our state would look like or like what New Haven would be like if we had um like more trade coming through the ports.
00:33:42
Speaker
Maybe it wouldn't be the pizza capital of the world. Yeah. Well, it was a good, it was a good, I mean, it wasn't a trade port, but in the Revolutionary War, they used the Connecticut coast a lot to bring things without without a checkpoint, you know, because New York was the biggest point yeah port, Boston was the biggest port. So if they sent it through Connecticut, it wouldn't go through.
00:34:09
Speaker
Empire checkpoints, you know, but I guess New York port is just way too big by proximity. It's just way too big for there's no reason for us to have a port. Boston doesn't have a point. I just had a fucking light bulb moment in my head because I was I was going to open the podcast with this for the last week's pod and I didn't remember until right now, but Last episode, or two episodes ago, when we did the the states thing, the 10 states, and I claimed Long Island for Connecticut, that was actually a fucking thing. In the 1600s, Connecticut owned Long Island.
00:34:47
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and But that makes sense, that makes sense, why? we We had all of Long Island and then the tyranny, the tyrannist king whatever, whoever the fuck, a King Henry, King whatever, George. King George, King George declared. He basically split, he gave actually more of Connecticut away to New York. He gave Long Island back and then he gave away more of Connecticut. Rightfully so.
00:35:14
Speaker
and then Why are you an op, bro? You're from here, bro. Why are you an op? I'm not from Connecticut. You fucking make that decision anyways. Who the fuck are you? But anyway, I guess once they realign the states after the the war, that's how we got the border and that's how we actually got the panhandle because they didn't want to give up. Like Connecticut didn't want to give up the Greenwich port because that was still important for trade as well. But basically, we own Long Island and I'm going to claim that forever now.
00:35:46
Speaker
Long Island is Connecticut. You're going to start like a civil war. It's already begun. January 20th, baby. It already began. Jesus Christ. That didn't come out of my mouth. That didn't come out of my mouth. So last time we got flagged for whatever, and now we're going to get flagged for inciting a riot.
00:36:13
Speaker
So speaking of civil wars, is the Mason Dixon line still a thing? Like, I know those pretty, ah you know, pretty prominent in the first civil war, but like, do we care about the Mason Dixon line again? I don't think anyone. No, I don't think so. And is it like the Mason Dixon line is so high up to it's not even really the south, isn't it, Virginia?
00:36:36
Speaker
I'd have to look it up, but it's pretty higher up than I thought it was through the Carol to the Carolinas. I'm not sure. I think it's in that little whatever but yeah man who cares. I would be so bad at identifying like if I was in like a like a ah trivia team or something like that I'd be so awful especially when it comes to geography. I like come across those TikToks all the time where you know like they have the little eggs in front of them and they ask them questions.
00:37:04
Speaker
i'm Anytime it has to do with US states or name that flag or you know, what's this language? I'm like Sounds like Austin's gonna get his ass kicked in the Geo Gesser competition it's like same Sounds like someone's gonna be in a lot of hot wings on that's what I'm saying his last episode He would he would crush Geo Gesser, but he can't figure out that buccy said I would rush that I just thought it said it would be fun, but I This guy right here, grade A bullshitter. So I could probably guess my way through that shit. No problem. Yeah. And it makes it all the more satisfying because Mike would flip out if I said that I had no idea what this was and I just guess and I got it right. Because I would get it wrong, back but I really tried. He'd be like, I don't know, Alaska. And he gets it. That's it. It's just like an innate skill, Mike, you know.
00:38:01
Speaker
Some people have it, some people don't. Yeah. And you, my friend, don't have it. I guess I'm too honest of a person. I don't know. That could be it. Yeah. So you don't. Never mind. Let's not say it. No, no, no. Say it. Come on. This is your space to say it. The floor is yours. The floor is yours. Yeah. Say it. Say it. It's not good. No, who cares? Mike, don't deny us.
00:38:31
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Come on. Hey, I picked some Oprah cards for us in case we got to stall this price. Here we go. Do you bust out the loved ones since it's Valentine's Day?
00:38:45
Speaker
No. It could. Ignore that. All right. Oh, you said you could? OK. I could. Go ahead. but Bust out bus out a couple of the loved ones. It's Valentine's Day. Let's give some answers. That's right. You got to give me a couple minutes to look. OK. A couple minutes?
00:39:01
Speaker
Look how many cards there are in here, my guy. They're all mixed in. It's not like a... No, yeah, it's all mixed in. All right. Yeah, go ahead. Could you be like that guy on, was it America's Got Talent or some other show internationally where they're like the speed readers? Or just like a card trick where he's just like, is this your card? It's all right. Yeah, we'll give you a couple seconds. Be good.
00:39:24
Speaker
Here we go, here's a loved one. What do you think is the ideal age? What? you know why but but Wait, that's a card? Yo, wait, what? Alright, Austin, you're up, baby. What do you think is the ideal age? That's crazy. It's not like i like age for consent, or like, what the fuck you framed it as like,
00:39:49
Speaker
you You're fucked up, bro. You've framed it as like, here's a one about a ah about love. What was that?
00:40:00
Speaker
Right. next Next question. Yeah. Next question, please. All right. Let me let me say one. Yeah. Give us a normal one while you look for the other ones. And if you could master one instrument, what would it be?
00:40:19
Speaker
ah Uh, saxophone. For sure. I just love the sound of a saxophone. um I'm going to say the harp. You don't see dudes busting out the harp. You know, that would be a great conversation piece right there. How many people, you know, that know how to play the harp? Well, exactly. I would for all played and well. Yeah, just and i'll say that again, Mike. I would love to play the harp. That was going to be my answer. Well.
00:40:49
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Was it really? Yeah, no, seriously, it was going to be my answer. Find another one. That's so left field. Where does that where does that come from for you? Because nobody plays it in the sound. It's beautiful. Yeah, it's a beautiful sound. I mean, have you ever. Oh, hold on. Hold on. How often are you guys out here listening to harp music? Not at all. Yeah, Mike. I'll let you have a harp. I'll let I'll let Mike have the harp. I'm going to choose the flute.
00:41:15
Speaker
So I can be like Ron Burgundy and do some jazz fluting. Yeah. that That was actually pretty sick. Obviously it wasn't him, but like. I don't think there's any, I'm sorry guys. I don't think there's any loved ones in this. I think this is just conversation topic. How much have you gotten through?
00:41:37
Speaker
Keep chugging, baby. All right. There's another normal one. was What was the best TV sitcom ever? Ooh. That 70s show? No, they ruined it. They had too many seasons. What? yeah Well, Eric's left to Africa. yeah Yeah. I would also say Scrubs, but the eighth season still counts, and that one sucked.
00:42:02
Speaker
I love Scrubs, dude, I loved it. How I Met Your Mother really didn't ruin itself until the last 15 minutes of the series. um I hear a lot of people that are passionate about Modern Family. Yeah, I always see Modern Family clips on like reels and stuff, and it's always hilarious. I just haven't watched the show. I'd probably say Parks and Rec, because I don't think they had like a drop off. like The office had a weird one once Steve Carell left.
00:42:31
Speaker
They did, but I will stand by the fact that those early seasons make up for whatever ending they had. And they still had a strong ending for that show. That's fair. So I would vote the office, for sure. You ever see Parks and Rec, though? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a great show, too. Yeah. And it was because it was the same tone, right? But it was new characters. And that's why this is a good formula. Yeah, it's a good exercise. Yeah. All right.
00:43:01
Speaker
I have ones. I have three. OK. Wait, Mike, you didn't say yours. I loved Scrubs. You guys know that. Was it the was it the greatest? I mean, a lot of these shows, they ended bad that they were great shows, but ended bad. So it's kind of tough. But I loved Scrubs. It didn't watch a lot of TV shows.
00:43:27
Speaker
um I'm trying to think of whatever. I like I didn't really watch Friends much. I know that was a huge one. Overrated. That's a hot take from me. Overrated. I didn't really. It is a hot take. I didn't consistently watch The Office enough to be like, yeah, it was a great TV series. So I do like I do like a lot of like limited series that like, you know, have come and gone that I thought were very good. So maybe a couple of those.
00:43:54
Speaker
like I don't know if you ever saw Mrs. America. It was on FX. It was a limited series. Great, and great show. Great show. You got to watch it. um Interesting. So I picked four. They're not specifically about love, because this is a Valentine's Day episode. But it kind of gives a little sense of you know us being some sensitive guys, saying maybe it maybe it brings out a little deep in us. Here we go. You know that song by Third Eye Blind?
00:44:22
Speaker
deep inside of you. You know that song? Nope. it's It's a real song. I've never heard of that. You know who would know that? Our friend from Omnicare would know that. Okay. our friend yeah Our friend from work. He would know that song very well. um So I picked four that are um that that will that will tell about us on our insides. Don't say it like that.
00:44:42
Speaker
Yeah, I know. That's kind of a weird way to put it. So we'll start with an easy one because, you know, this could tell a lot. There are hard ones. That's what she said. um Yeah, there's ones that require more thinking. um This one says, what is your love language?
00:44:59
Speaker
Interesting. See where we're going. See the theme of this. Yeah, I'd say okay this is good. This is Valentine's Day stuff. Yeah. This is these cards are not directly like what would you do on a first date? But these are like, you know, so we're getting a little and we're getting a little down in there. You know, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Access service. Yeah, I would say access service with physical touch is a close second. Yeah. And gift giving throw that in there. I love getting gifts. Yeah. And giving gifts. Mainly getting gifts, though. That's sick.
00:45:31
Speaker
By the way, don't forget to like, comment and subscribe to this podcast. Our Venmos are open. Venmos open. Patreons open. My Amazon wishlist is a cash app. Pay no. Anything. Access service. I would say the same thing. Access service. Physical times. Are you a big cuddle guy?
00:45:57
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ah you know ah i'm not a I'm not a PDA guy, you know what I'm saying? So how does physical touch a love language for you?
00:46:07
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it's you know sometimes
00:46:14
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Sometimes less is more though, you know what I'm saying? like It's not about smooching in the corner of the bar, like Makeout Central, you know what I'm saying? Sometimes just like a little you know like little hand touch, a little hand hole.
00:46:26
Speaker
you know a little Little arm grab, you know, sometimes less says more Victor, shut the fuck up. I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying sometimes less is more out in the public view. You know what I'm saying? He's like physical touches my love language. And then he goes up to Alessandra and he's like. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Just right there. I know i love you. I'm eating a steak dinner is just like. There you go. There it is. That's what's up.
00:46:55
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Which is more important, intelligence or common sense?
00:47:05
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I feel like you can't. vic all of you take this I feel like you can't be intelligent without common sense. There are a lot of people that are just like really dumb. like You would say like street smarts wise or whatever. like There are some people who are really smart but are just dumb when it comes to like actual stuff. like or not actual You know what I mean, just like b can't read being a person. yeah um I'd say common sense is probably more important for me. I don't care how book smart you are, I'm not fucking smart. But I know how to be a regular person, I'd say.
00:47:40
Speaker
I think I agree with that. Plus, if there's anything that I ever needed that required somebody intelligent, having common sense is probably a better better way to find somebody to do it for me. Yeah. You know?
00:47:59
Speaker
I would go common sense, but I would also argue that intelligence is sexy. But now I'm not saying intelligence as in like book smart. Like if somebody is intelligent in their, you know, in a certain craft or a certain field, right? Like that's, that's some added value. Like if I met somebody, like if I met somebody, right? Like if we met somebody that was, uh, their craft was, for example, like farming.
00:48:25
Speaker
we The three of us know nothing about farming. We may know a little bit about gardening XYZ, but like we don't know anything about farming, but if you meet somebody and their intelligence is farming XYZ, I think that's a nice touch. I think that's a sexy touch. you know so So if you met someone who was really, really knowledgeable on like Roblox, you'd be like, fuck, that's hot. I'd be like spit on it right now.
00:48:53
Speaker
You know majority of the the fan base for roblox are like young boys, right? what
00:49:01
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hey wait Hey bro, let's start a podcast. That's clip of the week, right? That's clip of the week for sure. We got a flag. oh again That's good. Hey, all you robloxers out there.
00:49:20
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Mike's got a proposition for you. All you passionate Robloxers.
00:49:36
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oh
00:49:39
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Did i I say something wrong? No, no, no. What you said was perfectly right. No, that's good. Dude, I'll keep that in mind. but of mine but thought in here and i didn' hear oh my god oh good
00:50:00
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right
00:50:03
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would you look at the time how far are we are next next we're actually pretty close next But give us the next card is justice or forgiveness more important really know just says about Like love but um Justice like are we talking like a big justice like we bring the boom. Oh No, sorry to hear about your brother you get five big booms o boom No, no, that's that's not happening okay, and if you guys do that at my funeral i'll kill you I'll find a way to go like we are so we're doing the five boom salute at Mike's funeral Absolutely Can't not now yeah
00:50:47
Speaker
that would be so awkward sorry just to live in that moment for a second one of us one of us is doing a eulogy up there and it's it's me say it's me i look out at victor in the crowd and i said victor join in on me with this and we just share a moment of going o boom boom vix in the back of the chair she's like boom your family's crying they have no clue what we're doing exactly they have no clue what's going on the highest social honor, so. Yeah, exactly. Or Mike or I play the video of the grandma's auditioning for the that role. A great, a great video. If we if we do real the week, we're going to need to pull that up. Right. So Austin went justice. Victor, what are you going? I'd say forgiveness, I guess. I'm going for forgiveness. You guys don't care about I don't care about getting even.
00:51:46
Speaker
It's bad to carry hate in your heart, you know? so was That was advice of the week. I was real mature of you, Vic. Thank you. You reminded me how much of a piece of shit Austin really is. you I appreciate that, man. That's all right. um'm the I'll own that. If any of us here are going to turn into Batman, it's me. Vigilante by night, baby.
00:52:12
Speaker
And the last one even though we're all three of us are not married is what do you believe based on maybe? Let's think about like based on the people that we've met who are married. What's the secret to having a good marriage? What are people saying? What's what's what are people say? What are the streets saying about marriage? Yeah. It's overrated, you know. I feel like it's probably more of a trend now more than ever.
00:52:40
Speaker
I think a lot of things I heard is like, you know, just make sure you laugh a lot. Don't go to bed angry. I've heard that quite a bit. Don't go to bed angry. All good advice, but very, very like ah cliche advice, but maybe that's because it's true. I got that small ass water. Yeah, that's a baby water. Wait, yeah does that have a flip top on it? What was that? No.
00:53:05
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you
00:53:09
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Uh, caught him off guard. Yeah. Are you laughing at me choking the company a little bit? Yeah. Well, you know, as long as you're not dying. No, I just didn't unsnap the last piece. Oh, gotcha. Didn't finish the job in Europe. They have the flip tops, though, because they're afraid of you like not recycling the cap, you know, because it's. Well, for you, I would say a small cap like that is a choking hazard.
00:53:40
Speaker
Apparently just the water for me, you know? right right That's That's all I have for potential love cards for our Valentine's Day episode. Yeah. Well, and now we should shift into our next segment, which is ah Victor is going to share his screen and we're going to go through his hinge profile.
00:54:01
Speaker
and make public decisions. All right. Well, you need two seconds to get the app. But yeah. Oh, he's doing it. Oh, he's doing it. you know he's doing I also have to try my way. I'm on five percent. and We'll do three. We'll do three. We'll do five. We'll do five. No, we can't. ah We can't do this. What do you mean? You don't put people up on the screen. OK, so let's FaceTime and we'll make the decisions. We won't. All right. Fine. We won't dox these people, but we could do it for the audio listeners.
00:54:31
Speaker
Okay, so we'll FaceTime. Let's go. turn Just make sure to turn your audio like all the way down. Good thing I turned ah the the video camera off so you guys can see my thong when I stood up.
00:54:46
Speaker
All right. So we're going to cut back in. All right. So obviously you guys are in, you know, ah very much ah long, long term relationships, very committed relationships. I'm the only one on this podcast at a single. It's Valentine's Day. So you guys are going to give me some some tips and some riz on how to make this stuff work. So I think you're on three percent dog. I know. So we got to do this quick. I mean, let me put more time frame. Yeah. Let me plug the charger in.
00:55:19
Speaker
ah We were we would do this on video, but we don't want to doxany these women or my hinge account so Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll show you guys the what the profile looks like I don't know fault. Oh, no you guys have seen it so but i'll I changed up some of the ah um got really plug this thing in hold on Yeah, I had a um I bumped my my air pod headset and so I saw it hit play and all of a sudden I started hearing I All I ever wanted was a Black Grand National. I was like, yo, Vic, are you playing music?
00:55:55
Speaker
It's like, damn, oh, OK. We'll get copyrighted. Yeah, we will get copyrighted. All right, so here we will. We will. I changed it up since last night. I've you seen it. The photos are the same, but I changed up the. ah Yeah. The prompts here. So, um and in his own goals um, for you guys, it's crazy. All right. Fire. Yeah. Okay. you see it All right. and So, you know, a little prompt, like a little poll. Pick our first getaway. It's Monaco, Singapore and Japan. ah The reason I picked these three is because they all have formula one races at them. Gotcha. Yeah. OK. And then another formula one reference. Yep.
00:56:38
Speaker
My simple pleasures, forming the One Sundays, an overpriced coffee, reviewing movies on Letterboxd, and seeing my loved ones happy. That includes you guys. wow thumb up thanks man i feel love Yeah. um i so Oh, Austin, I'm still setting Oakland Gardens here, by the way. I have not changed that. I'm still technically in your apartment on hinge. So that's good. Yeah. Better pool. Better pool. Better pool. Yeah. um i'm I'm lying on here by saying I'm five eight. <unk> We know that's not really true. You always add a couple inches, you know.
00:57:10
Speaker
Some to your height, some to the other places on your body, but. um liberal Hey, listen, this is a great photo. Hold on. I actually I am going to make one suggestion right off the bat. yeah it's a um You have monogamy there. Yeah, I mean, that's because people will put like non monogamy, like poly poly. Yeah. Right. Well, I'm saying you should have poly on there.
00:57:34
Speaker
I mean, listen, you know, it's hard enough for me to get one girlfriend. Do you think I'm really going to get four or five? You're just talking about casting casting a wide net. Yeah. Listen, we need to get as wide as it gets. We need to cast what we need to get one fish in the net first before we think about other fishes. All right. Let's not the way. you it All right. All right. All right. All right. Shut up. Here we go. Here we go.
00:58:00
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Great photo. Solid photos, although yeah that that last one is highlighting more of the animal in that photo than you. Well, well I mean, yeah, but it still shows off my smile. Look at that great smile. Yeah. It's a contrast. Beautiful photo. This is in your apartment, Austin. I took this while you guys weren't looking. Nice. Nice. So so recently recently updated, I like it. Yeah, so I've recently updated.
00:58:26
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um This prompt I thought of the other night. willing to help me steal the Declaration of Independence. A lot of Nick Cage fans out there. Yeah, you know, I'm hoping they understand the reference there. Yeah, of course. And if they don't, who would want to be with them anyways? Exactly. Florentine Guardian. That's a fire photo. Look at that. Hold on. Can you show that to the screen?
00:58:49
Speaker
quarantine gardens no no no like put it put it up there man like the charger will not reach oh this is fire photo then yeah at the track of Montreal okay so that's that's well hold on hi can you send that photo to me yeah if I ever run into somebody so need a good photo of you to to show yeah to auction me off I appreciate that yeah yeah obviously I'll send a photo away
00:59:17
Speaker
Never mind. You know, I don't want to. I don't want to. What photo? Oh, you look at. looking out You guys are. I forgot my camera. roll she but I'll send that one, too. It's funny. ah he right Also, I just want to let you guys know the two drawings those are from my art class I'm not just doing weird shit this I need that for class this they were writing little yeah little weird symbols on a piece of paper no that's that's that's' i got Worry about you. Let's go through like five or six. Yeah All right um
00:59:49
Speaker
Alright, simple pleasures. Old brews, spicy food, speed walking, nowhere, naps, ran in the ferry, buying books, I'll never read my hammock. Okay. I think you could get down with that. Five, six. Speed walking is a little bit of a red flag, but. Yeah. He's cute. Unusual skills, making pickles. that's I like nice pickles. Oh, well. Oh, well, wait.
01:00:12
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How? Yeah, how are you going to send that? No, I'm just not going to address that one. We'll go to a different one. Oh, OK. Gotcha. Led you to cats. But if you have one, I'll still love them with my heart. That's nice. Yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good. It seems like to be it looks like London. Yeah. Yeah. Looks like a traveler. That looks like I'm not.
01:00:35
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trying to I wasn't trying to zoom in on anything else. I was just trying to see what's around here just to pick up on the location. Vic, I say go yes on this one. Yeah, we're going to go yes. What's the hold on? Should we be sending messages? Yeah, you free.
01:00:55
Speaker
Ooh. Say something about say something about pickles. No, no, there's no way. I don't think there's any way for me. You don't think you can work that in? Pickles and 214 don't correlate yet. They don't correlate. We're just going to send that. Or maybe they do. We're just going to send that.
01:01:12
Speaker
Trying out new restaurants and bars together, which one are we checking out? So many. Yeah. I think I love to go to. Oh, contestant on The Amazing Race. No, that's too much effort.
01:01:25
Speaker
Yeah. What does my name mean? Finance. Five, six. Okay. Broadway shows go up. Hold on. Good TV. We'll get along if you put me onto to good TV shows, Broadway shows, music. Okay. Have you heard? Have you heard?
01:01:48
Speaker
That's it. Of a podcast. I was aware that everybody had heard. Of a pod. Yeah. Laundry. Send it. Send it. I'm not going to promote our pod. I actually did that once. It did not work.
01:02:02
Speaker
i've like put what why what did that' like no like just i'm nothing I've put i've put like our podcast like the podcast link in like my Tinder bio and I was like, I don't know if I want to do this because there's such a sigma against white males ah doing podcasts, you know like the the bro that's do a podcast. So I think it might be a turn off. Yeah, i was I was like, this might be working against me.
01:02:26
Speaker
All right. what What's the other videos on these? They do have videos on these. Yeah. Oh, go for it. What are you going to lose? know You know, one of the videos I'm going to I'm going to put one of our clips on here as a video. I think you should. I think it should be of ah the one that we just got there with Mike. Oh, yeah. The Roblox and with the Roblox kids. Yeah. All right. Well, like. No. Damn, I like pretty. These all seem good. OK. Mike Mike's gushy.
01:02:56
Speaker
Yeah, me and Cancun Oceans after taking three swim classes, but passing out after failing for eight to seven minutes, or traveling halfway across the world to surprise my family after COVID, but being greeting with, did you get to wear it? Whoops. Dance version.
01:03:15
Speaker
Not bragging about yourself, but showing how kind, humorous, curious, ambitious you are. I know. Ambitious? You think I'm ambitious? Doug, we didn't even fit. Go through the whole thing first. He knew what he wanted, man. Let him swipe. I knew. Let's chat about some. This one's going to be a no for me. That's going to be a no for me. Almost right off the bat. It's going to be a no for me.
01:03:39
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diligent
01:03:42
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Diligent Diligent sorry about that Mike did the power just go out of your house. Are you good?
01:03:50
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Set the Set the warning sign to to pack it up. kind of You gotta to end the show to go to bed no no no we're good Lights out You know that was your parents ever do that That was the what? That was a ah sleepwalking moment. ah Was it really? Legitimately? like I think so. oh I think so. ah i we didn' did did Did she speak to you? No. Oh. Just turn it off and turn it back on? I'll figure it out. We're good. We're good.
01:04:25
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Good content. You crazy? No. Really? Montclair is a very nice town. My friends like you live there. oh like Oh, beautiful place. Beautiful place. A great place. Look at the switch. Hey, you could get divorced there for $99. Is that the one we saw? No, no, no. It's a different place. Yeah, you got to do it. I have to now? You were you were so gung-ho I know. Lighting designer in the city. That's pretty cool. All right. Oh, yeah. All right, we'll go in here.
01:04:59
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Tanzania. Now for bad karaoke. Bad karaoke. That's solid. Never driven a car. Have I ever driven a car? Doug, are you going to be the driver every time? That's a strong thumbs up. Where we're hitting the drove. Yeah, you don't need a car in this area. Trader Joe's pumpkin season.
01:05:22
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No thanks. Wait, hold on, Vic. That seems like right up your alley. Not the pumpkin stuff. The Trader Joe stuff, absolutely. Right. Yeah. Are we all Trader Joe's fans here? Oh, absolutely. I love Trader Joe's. That'll go a lot. It's good. You know what? I don't know. I expected you to say that. Son of a bitch. That's it. No response. Long Island. Nope. No, I'm not going to feed in. I'm not going to feed in.
01:05:51
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Oh, you know what? Hold on. Let's actually do this. Play. Let's do this. one One of the one of the prompts is fuck Mary kill Gordon Ramsey, Bobby, playing Guy Fieri. This time, I'm going to type out what I think. And then you guys tell me what you guys think. OK.
01:06:11
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Oh, I already agree. Yeah, I already agree. Oh, wow. We're in sync. We're in for three. We're three for three. OK, so if the the audience again, this is very hard for both the audio and visual audience, but basically what we are responding with is that this person posed Fuck Mary Kill Gordon Ramsay Bobby Flay Guy Fieri. ah The three of us all agreed we're fucking Guy Fieri. We're marrying Gordon Ramsay and we're killing Bobby Flay.
01:06:40
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It's funny because when you wrote Bobby f Flay, you type Ben and I thought you're going to put Ben Lauden. No, I'm going to do that. And then I auto corrected. Fire that off. All right. Let's do like two more because. No. i Wow. All right. OK. We'll do two more after this one. I guess because that one was quick. Oh, never mind. Books reading. No hooks. Ew. Yeah. Kickball.
01:07:07
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You know what? That's pretty cool. That's pretty dope. Let's... I don't mind Kickball. Let's maybe see more. Yeah, see more. That's a good idea. But I do have a way to end this. We'll do one more after this and I have a way to end it. I have a good question to pose to you guys. Or a good thing to end it with. Oh no, the Bronx. You gotta swipe away from that, my guy.
01:07:32
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Having a stroll with coffee, watching movies, typical Sunday. that Speaks three languages. Positivity and consistency, is that what that said? It does, yeah. Green flags that I look for. Oh, interesting. Not enough here. We'll do one last one, I guess. Not enough. No, no, no, no. Why? Because she's redheaded? No. Wow, all right. Mike Shallow, that's what I'm learning here today. He really is. That's why I was worried about him. Mike would show his true colors. Agnostic? What's agnostic?
01:08:06
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It means you don't believe in anything, but it's also contradicted by the fact that they put Hindu right after as well It means like you don't believe that God is you know exists, but then to also say Hindu which is a religion interesting I'm gonna go know on that No, well this was the last one because we xed out that one five seven, okay listen the last one this is the last one for real um Which are guilty pleasures on it read it read if this is the last one then read it out. All right ah Stacy's mom and and and and What is what is my my guilty pleasure song Marvin's room Okay, let's whisper George Michael
01:08:45
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Not Michael Bolton. No, um I feel like this is more than supposed to live with them. I'm your lady. But I'm going to stop that. Oh, the great assistant in the 90s.
01:09:01
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Mike, you can record audio for these. Maybe you can record a little audio for Vic so that he can share that. How about Mike, how about this? if you want If you want an intro and outro song, you sing it into the mic, and then that recording is what I'll play for our intro and outro. This will be your your podcasting homework each week. You give me a new song that we we don't know,
01:09:23
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You just send me a file and I'll play it off the board. And that's how we'll, we'll intro and outro the pod every week. How about that? It's going to take a lot of time. It's going to take a lot of time. Yeah, but I'll do my best. All right. No, you don't have to give it that much effort. Like the point is that it's supposed to be, you know, rough and ready. Yeah. Yeah. It's supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be like, you could do it like 10 minutes before we start. You could just a quick little riff. Okay. All right. Let's see what I could do. Okay.
01:09:53
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Alright guys, I guess with that we'll we'll wrap it up. um I guess next week we'll report back ah with with none of those women swiping right on me on on Hinge, so there won't be much of a ah and't should be watch a response on that, but um yeah have a happy valentine's dayve have you yeah. Have a happy Valentine's Day Day. If it's past Valentine's Day and you're hearing this, hope you had a good one.
01:10:19
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um I don't really know what else to say. I mean, that's really it. You know, like, subscribe, follow us on. Apple music or Apple podcast, Spotify, you know, the dorks every.
01:10:34
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We have we just have one link in the bio that gives you like I guess I should. It's like a link tree. Yeah, it's like a link tree. Literally all our stuff is there. So if you want to find us, I'll start linking it in the show notes as well so people can click it and find us on on those things. But yeah, it brings you to everywhere. The tick tock, the Instagram, the Patreon, the YouTube, the all this stuff.
01:10:58
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I guess we're going to end with Mike. Mike, the noise reduction is making sure that we can hear it. It doesn't. It doesn't work. Yeah. Why don't we why don't we just end by saying this Valentine's Day is a time of love. We're here showing love to you. Show us a little love back. Yeah. Follow us. That's beautiful. Five star review. Five star review on on whatever service you're on. Go to YouTube like our last video. Subscribe. All that. So thanks, guys. We'll see you next week.