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Episode 136 - The Wedding Singer
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Guest Introduction and Jokes About Comfort
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Listen, I want to tell you that I enjoyed having Atticus on here last time. It was nice. He did as well. He's a funny dude, man. He hits you with him. We should have made him more comfortable by by all of us taking off our shoes like this. This is comfy. This is the feet fetish episode.
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Hot take from Vic. Listen, listen. I understand. that's I get what they're trying to do there. It's dumb. I like the idea. Don't get me wrong. I think ah cook... i Listen, I love a good cooking show.
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Just saying. It was a good salad. It looked like a good salad. What do you want me to do? ah No, I'm not trying to rehash it. I think we've firmly
High School Musical Memories
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established. I'm going to tell you know our feelings. Yeah, exactly. alllan And yeah, everybody else here knows our feelings because we talked about it for 60% of the episode.
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We did. Now, I want to tell you guys about. Excuse me.
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I want to tell you guys, and we didn't get to it on the episode where talked about the chili salad. But I want to talk about. um What am I doing? Turn the can.
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Yeah, man. No free promo. No free promos. It's like they're not going to know. No free promos. one will know. It's like they're not going to know by putting it to the side. There other canned water brands that are up there. Yep.
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They won't know who we're you know we're drinking. So i wanted I wanted to talk about on the last, ah when we talked about the chili salad, what I did prior to my chili salad experience.
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And I impulsively... was driving by that morning to the drive past the local high school where I live to go to a place of business.
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Okay. And I saw that they posted um their high school musical. And it was the Addams Family. And it was that weekend. So I impulsively decided to go. and Why are you judging me already?
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Hold on. We'll get there. Keep going. What's judgment yet? Maybe little. So i went to the local high school musical Baden's family. It was good. It was very good. But it brought me back to our high school days because...
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um I and also Victor were in a high school musical and I thought that we could take a couple minutes to go down memory lane about, about the musical and what we liked and what we don't like.
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And I'll tell you right off the bat what i what I remember and and what I don't remember. But, And you feel free chime in, too, because your sister was in there, you know, and you watched a few. I sat in the stands. I watched. You know, saying so good. We have an audience perspective. You know, you got the form of perspective.
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Let me tell you, these, the choreography at this local high school that I went to for the Adams family. I mean, a rat could do it. All right. I mean, like the the most complicated thing they did was a jazz square.
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Do you remember what our choreographer put us in the ringer to do? We were we were doing body rolls. We were body rolling. Body rolls. Yeah. Grand on me. You know what I'm saying? We weren't doing that. We weren't doing that as high schoolers. Please don't. The much older dance coordinator was having you guys do body rolls. Backstage. Don't go there. Don't do that.
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So, um i you know, I thought we could take a couple minutes and talk about our our our peak years of, you know, some high school. because you know Whoa, My peak years.
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Yes. My my peak years. Because Vic had a highlight for that, too. Vic was casted perfectly in that musical. So for the audience that may not know that Victor and I, our senior year, were in a musical called All Shook Up.
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And Victor, what was your character? Who was his name? um it was I was like a Navy officer. But um casted perfectly because Victor has pipes of the gods.
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Victor has a beautiful one. That's right. That's right. no But bomb Victor has pipes of God. and And I'm so sad that he's he backseated music because I feel like his he has a strong voice. Well, that's why I podcast.
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Yeah, but you don't get to. You don't get to belt it out like you do on stage. Yeah, because you can hit those notes. You're hitting all you're hitting high A's out there, you know? Not many people can hit I was in the audience. My toes were curling. Stop. Hold on. I can show them.
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ah no for
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I'm just saying it was it was a fun time. ah Victor and I were definitely novices out of the whole group. We were not qualified to do it whatsoever. yeah yeah Victor had Pipes of the Gods and still does. it's Stop referring. I'm going to refer to Pipes of the Gods.
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um And it was just funny to see the similarity and differences. But, um ah you know, I just I wanted us to kind of talk a little bit about why the hell did we decide to do that?
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I was forced. I was bullied into it. Who forced you? Hold on. Bro. and Vic has a better case here, Mike. You're talking about it like you guys did a one-time thing. How many times were you in one?
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Once. that just Just the senior year. And Mike, how many plays were you in? I was in two. and i and And my first one was junior year that I also was forced into. Somebody wrote my name on the audition paper.
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And the only saving grace about that one was the the role of my junior year in high school was not a singing role. Because that's what I was worried about. Right, because for the one that you're talking about, you were not only in a singing role, you were in the lead singing role. You were Elvis. You were Elvis.
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Yeah. Which, by the way, could you- But I wasn't qualified. Just because I was the role doesn't mean I was qualified. i don't know if you weren't qualified. Stand up. Show people the moves. Show people the little bum-bum. Yeah, dude. No, no, no. No. This isn't going on OnlyFans, Mike. i'm go ah Should I be cooking instead?
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I'm just saying, i thought it was a good time for two two jamokes over here, you know, just giving it their all. I thought it was... What does the term jamoke mean? I don't know. At first, I thought it was racially charged, I'll be honest.
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um Then I looked it up and it's not, which is good. um Wait, you looked it up before this? Yeah, someone was like someone was using it like months ago, not you guys. Mike. Oh, okay. Bastard. Victor in silence was like, did he just...
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Say something racially charged. I'm going to be honest with you. i don't know the definition of that word, but the only reason why I know it is because when I was a kid,
Footwear Preferences and Sock Debates
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I used to go to Arby's and get Jamocha shakes, which is yeah just their version of like a what? Like a coffee. It's called Java and Mocha.
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Jamocha. I've also heard the term Schlemiel. Do you know Schlemiel? No. No. Also, it look it is... How do you even spell that? It's a Italian. bu They say jabroni, which is close. It's like Italian slang for... What was it? Schlemiel? No.
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Schlemiel. Can you look up Schlemiel? Yeah, but how do you spell Schlemiel?
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I don't know. if plug All I know is the word. not It's not popping up. All we're getting is shalom, and that's definitely not it. Also, it could be something that I've been saying entirely wrong. It's a Jewish. It's a Yiddish. Shlemiel.
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It's part of Jewish humor. Okay. It means incompetent person or fool. Okay. Is it okay for me to say that? Probably not. Probably. not i imagine this You know, George Costanza calls ah Jerry Seinfeld that or something like that. Oh, George Costanza said it. You're good. now like I'm asking you this in a serious question. Is your neighborhood in New in new York, is it is is it a big Jewish population there?
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ah No, it's it's a big Asian population. okay okay yeah the the place The first place that I lived was ah polish or no Czech and and Jewish. because you went but I was right on the edge of Brooklyn and the next area over. okay yeah from From being on Hinge in Austin's neighborhood, I could tell it's very Asian.
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yeah How did we do on that, by the way? could submit. What's the one thing I told you remember that one thing i told you to do and you said success ah it worked.
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Nice. I don't remember what it is, but nice. Yeah. Not working much. Yeah. Do you still have your location set in? No, I don't. Oh, my God.
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Well, that was, ah you know, and we don't we don't have to get too much into it if we don't to. But just. live and you learn. but i i wanted to it was a nice trip down memory lane seeing that musical um but it was like i just i saw those the big thing was i saw the choreography and i was like dude victor and i were doing some shit compared to these kids yeah same did you go alone I did not go alone. No.
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I'm sorry. would have problem if I went alone. It would have been a real It would have been a serious problem. We would have had to stop recording for second to talk about that. do you guys Do you guys ever go back to to the high school at all? i've I've walked the track a couple times since graduating. I've played tennis at the backcourts.
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Have not gone in. i gone in I went in last year, graduation lab 2024, to see a family member graduate. Okay. um And then they they did all the... I thought they did graduations in the gym when it was indoors, but it apparently it was in the auditorium. And then they make you walk to the gym for the photos.
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So, like, these poor old grandmas are hobbling through, you know, the ah The halls to get to. Yeah. Got to earn your picture far away. But because I guess it's like the classes are smaller.
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Yeah. So it probably makes more sense that you could fit more people into the auditorium if you're already limiting tickets and stuff like that. Plus, it's ah air conditioned in there compared to the gym. Yeah, that too.
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Have you gone? Well, no, you have. No, because every time that I go there, it's like I'm not supposed to be here. Yeah. You know what i mean? Even if I hang out in that parking lot for what, five minutes.
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It feels illegal, doesn't it? It feels illegal. It feels like I shouldn't be there. do you guys remember when um allegedly it was... Why is Victor laughing? I don't like to use that word. It was... Was it a Thanksgiving Day game?
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maybe it was thanksgiving football senior year when we were there yeah when we were there yeah that was picture sure and i was driving the truck and uh everybody decided to allegedly throw their alcohol in the back of the truck because they had to get rid of it before they went home yeah and they stuck me with it and i had to and i had to stop at a local place of business and throw it in the dumpster thanks for that guys by the way welcome hey you're welcome you became a man that day yeah you got a lot of oj and orange juice that day man yeah you did i got a lot of empty vodka bottles that day i don't know what i don't know what you're talking about did i just mess up you said you said you said orange juice and oj yeah yeah
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Yeah. All right. Well, you know what I meant. Maybe you meant orange juice and OJ Simpson. Now, now, boys, I'm going to I'm looking at this right now. Like we all, you know, our stocks are in frame. um Ours are in frame. Yours aren't. Well, mine aren't at the table. You look like you're sitting normally.
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ah Sort of. um I want to know. This just came to mind. I want to know. and And this is hard because there's evolution to it, but socks with sandals, yay or nay?
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No. No. Okay, but what kind of sandals? Any sandal. Any sandal. So you're saying those little ones just slip, like not the flip-flops, but you're talking about the... Flip-flops or socks with flip-flops?
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Yes. Socks with Crocs? Yes. Socks and sandals. Socks with flip-flops like an old Italian man? Yes, absolutely. I'm sorry. and slides? That works. all of All of the above are acceptable if you're home, right? i don't give a shit what you wear when you're home, clearly.
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If you go out in public and you're wearing socks with a sandal, I don't care if it's a flip-flop, don't care if it's a slide, whatever. Wrong. i don't want to see your feet in public. Socks with slides, absolutely I'm arguing against. You should be wearing socks with slides.
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Socks with sandals? No. You're right. If you're wearing a sandal, should just like a Birkenstock, don't wear socks. It looks weird. you put that Socks with Crocs, absolutely.
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Yeah, socks with Crocs, I could agree with. I get that one. I'm anti-Crocs in general. so That's crazy. Crocs are so comfortable. yeah no They're not that comfortable, but they are good house shoes.
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They are good
Discussion on Foot Fetishes
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house shoes. There are so many better looking house shoes. Now, you got to see the Crocs that I have. i buy ah got some cool Crocs. The most I went, the furthest I went was I bought water shoes from Crocs. What about the water shoes with the individual toes? No. individual toes. No. Come That's just like, come on. Wear the flipper, brother. Wear the flipper. Wear the flipper. I'm going to go to Stop It Shop flipping it off.
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It's just so like... And that's like the same thing as the people that wear the shoes, the barefoot shoes, where it's got the individual toe holes and no padding on the bottom of the shoe. And they're like, I'm connecting my feet with the earth. And you know you actually get better art support. And it's like, even if I do...
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I look like a fucking weirdo walking around with toes out like that. But let me tell you, Crocs have evolutionized. They have Croc snow boots. They have Croc heels.
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They have a Croc cowboy boot. They do. They do. That's crazy. do They As awful as it sounds. I don't know if you guys have been to a croc outlet lady lately. I have not. But like just take take a walk in. Next time you're at the outlets, they have a croc store because it's just more than the standard croc, you know? All right. So obviously, no socks with sandals um in public. But are you guys like feet guys?
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What do you mean feet? You know what I mean. Oh, no, it's not a no it's not a it's not a fetish of mine for the feet. But I don't mind feet. You know what I mean? like i don't i don't have Mike's awfully quiet. listen Mike is like very quiet. he's a listen there's There's nothing wrong with a good like barefoot in your house.
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You know what I'm saying? We're talking about sucking on toes. Oh my god. Maybe a little, you know.
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ah Like we're talking about the real deal yeah You know and day Like you look at a barefoot And you're like Like some Quentin Tarantino type shit Yeah I was gonna say a bad joke and i could say No Mike you need to say your truth was gonna say Dan Schneider Oh yeah You should have kept that one yeah well You told me to You bullied me Because I didn't think you were gonna go with Dan Schneider What did you want me to do didn't think you were going there Do you know about that I don't know about that. Is that the is that the Rick and Morty guy? No, no, that's Justin something. That's the Nickelodeon director. Yeah, who was sexually harassing. That's little kids, man. That's what i'm saying. What the fuck is wrong with you? This is like the video where he's like, who would you do?
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like and then I was like, oh, ah Vicky the babysitter. And you're like, yeah. And he's like, she's 16. He's like, oh, what the fuck? No, obviously it's not okay. It's not good.
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Yeah, no, but we're asking about you. i didn't i didn' I never explored enough to know. i don't Oh, so you could be. Yeah, you don't know yet. well I feel like anybody could be anything, right?
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well I don't know how to answer that question. and I'm just saying, so you look at a foot right now, you're not like instantly like, ew, disgusting.
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No. Oh, maybe. But I'm also not like, I'm also not like, wow, put that in my mouth. He's fie curious. Fie curious. Did you just make that up? a I did just make that Fie curious.
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guys um and i think it's from I can't remember which Tarantino movie it was, but Selma Hayek is doing like a she's like a dancer, and she pours tequila down her like legs, and she basically funnels it into someone's mouth with her toes.
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I've never seen that. Wow. No, I have not. And Quentin Tarantino casted himself in that role to be the guy who's trained. He should the who drinks it. Because he's like a known foot fetishist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has it in all his movies where he's like displaying women's feet. like and I know about that. In Hollywood, like yeah Margot Robbie's... like um What's her name? Margot Qualley. Yeah. But hers were like dirty.
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Well, yeah, because she's like a hippie who's like walking around barefoot. Right. but okay Okay, so now earth this plays into this plays into my next question. Do you think that the people that have foot fetishes prefer...
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Like, no, they they they like feet in all aspects. That's disgusting. No, I hope I pray to God not because. OK, but you're saying there, Quentin Tarantino, if he likes feet that much, he intentionally made her feet dirty. Do you think he was like, yeah, rub it in? the Yeah, but he wasn't like sucking on him. You know, but maybe thats just walk maybe that's attractive to him or maybe or maybe he's like, you know, so and so is out with somebody.
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They're on a date and he's like, I want you to wear double layer socks and I want you to wear this really well insulated shoe. No. And I want that. I know this is going. No. I want that foot to be fucking sweaty. Oh my God. this Is this what this podcast has come to? Jesus. Oh my God. saying, if you're going to commit, if you really like the feet.
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Well, i'm I'm sure there are some people who want that. yeah um I can't say that I'm one of them. you you know Godspeed. i don't you know No kink shaming here. Godspeed to those people.
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yeah It's not me. um No. i if the the The feet are not a fetish of mine. I think they're a great comedy tool. like I love seeing the little TikToks where people are like, ah you know this i'm at the vet and my dog is like out of control. but you know These dogs are out of control and they got like a little you know muzzle on their foot. Yeah.
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I love it. There is this Instagram page that I find hilarious every time it pops up in my feed where it's it's um it's this dude walking around college campuses being like, oh, yeah, can you like show me your feet?
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Like I'm a I'm a sports like a sports science major and I need you to like show me like like spread your toes for me and I could tell you like how to like get better like arch support or something like that.
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And every everyone in the comments is like, dog, we know what you're doing. on stop Because it's like it's all these like really attractive women. but And he's like, oh, do you mind like taking off your shoes? And they're like, yeah, sure. Like if this is for your research project and your, you know, whatever.
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like sure is. It's like, can you take your socks off too and spread your toes? Spread your toes is crazy. That feels that feels invasive. feels so invasive that's so bad spread them toes baby that's too much that's just that's just too much he's like go pick up that little stick over there and that's way too much yeah no but yeah all right if i can if i can pivot here right speaking of footwear and what and what not to wear and stuff like that I have now that now that the the wedding is is going in full force. Right. All the planning is going on and everything like that. We're trying to figure out venues, all that stuff.
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I'm trying to pick like what to do and what not to do because you only got get to do it once. Right. Theoretically. secondly and So I need I need advice.
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Well, to transition from footwear and stuff, you should do like a basket full of sandals or something like that. Yeah, I've seen those, right, where they they have like little like little kits that they put in the bathroom. the ladies or something like that? Yes. The kits for the bathroom are given. You've got to do the kits in the bathroom, the um the floss and the this and the that. But like yeah I've been to quite a few, you know specifically for the ladies, but like they have a basket full of like sandals so like when the dancing starts, like the ladies
Wedding Planning and Guest Comfort
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can take their heels off. and yeah Yeah, that's pretty cool. I rock with that. if you Have you seen those before? you been to one? No, I haven't. That's smart.
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Maybe we should have ah like ah like a pedestal for people to like put their feet up. yeah and Get the photographer right there. just like right but they couple click yeah A couple clicks every time. Now that i now that I'm aware. right like yeah yeah make sure yeah yeah Actually, don't worry about paying anyone for that role.
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I got an iPhone.
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We're going to hit this portrait mode. Vic goes on a date and a week after the wedding. He's like, why do you have 150 pictures of feet on your phone? and Oh, it's it was a wedding. I'm ah um' a wedding photographerer photographer.
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Don't worry about it. It's for my business. Goddamn. Basketful Sandals on OFTV. It's right after the cooking show. It's right after the cooking show.
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After you watch, insert porn star name here, she's cook a wicked filet mignon. You could see my... So many business ideas that we've spewed out to all our listeners right now. um Yes to the Basketful Sandals.
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yeah but give me Give me harder hitting stuff. like I want to hear what what really didn't work well when you went to go with other people's weddings.
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um The speeches are way too long. Yeah? Yeah, no speeches. Okay, now hold I mean, do the speech. Well, you know, my my my my dad or my mom. Okay, that's cool, actually. Gotta have that. They could do a speech. I'm the type of person that, like... And I learned this, like, and in my Nogtuk Valley days at college when I was taking, like, intro public speaking, intro communications. Like, I'm the type of guy that's like...
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There's a format, right? Like, tell them what you're going to tell them. Tell them. Tell them what you already told them, right? Like, these speeches do not have to be 20 minutes long about, like, the first time we met and all this and then when you came into life. Just, like, just hit us with the facts.
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but I'm not going lie. When you said that, I heard, tell them what you're going tell them. Tell them. Tell them. i I heard the same thing. But while you were saying that, Mike, I had a brilliant idea. You're like, oh, but don't talk about the first time you met.
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I have a brilliant idea. Mike and I give a joint speech. And we talk about the first time b and I met.
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And then Mike gives his portion of the speech where he almost ruined the engagement. Absolutely. no i know you what I tell you what. That's the whole speech. You guys are going to speak at the fucking rehearsal.
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That's what you guys are going to speak at. This is up to you, but the latest dual best man speech or whatever the case that I've encountered, disaster.
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disaster because the mic isn't loud enough you can't hear it they have to pass it back up forth it's like it's it's just it's it i don't think it was okay so so listen dual speech mike you and i we would just record it's a podcast episode why our speech our speech will just be this we just play it for it we' was like hey guys listen we're too drunk We don't want to ruin the moment for you guys.
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So we prepare something up on the big screen. somebody We think it's going to be really great. yeah um That's up to you if you want to do that. and What makes you think that we're we're going to be the ones saying speech? no no. I'm not saying that. we're gonna I'm saying we...
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We should. Yeah, of course we should. Yes, 100%. 100%. Yes, but we don't have that. Now, you do need somebody, and I'm not saying for the wedding, but I'm saying like if you do a party bus or whatever you do, you do need somebody who's dedicated aux.
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Of course. That has to get done. And it's up to you if you want to make a playlist or if you trust somebody for a playlist, but you need a dedicated auxer. Also, do people do MCs at weddings anymore? Was that ever a thing? They do, but I feel like it's... the DJ or whatever, but... So outdated.
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Yeah. I don't want somebody going around hyping people up like that. It's inevitable. Yeah, it's your wedding. No one else should be hyped with you. Here comes... Fuck that guy. Come hype me up. Yeah, it's my wedding. I'm paying you.
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Here comes groomsman Victor Guardiosi. It's going to happen. you know i'm saying But that's but that's like just the DJ's job for like that moment. That's how you know you need a good DJ. But I'm saying you don't need like an MC. Or if you want to save some money, I can just do crowd work.
00:26:41
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Okay, hold on. Riff with me here. Let's hear some crowd work. Come on. I'm not ready for this. I thought you were going to just say no and we move on. You don't? No, I'm not just going to give you the job. You've got to work for it. But I need to prepare. We need a portfolio. And send us some fee picks, too, just to make sure. That's right. For professional purposes. And then be an awesome. We'll determine if you fit. Right.
00:27:06
Speaker
Now, I've been to weddings where like for the DJ or a musical aspect, like you don't, obviously you want a good DJ and obviously you and B are into music. ah You're going to need a good DJ, but I've been to weddings where it's so over the top. Like they hire, I've been to this one wedding and it's like a package with this guy That he you have the DJ and then he has like a second DJ that does like the mixing.
00:27:29
Speaker
And then they they hired the saxophone, the saxophone player. What's the saxophone? The saxophone. Just like the word quiz. look cool kaween because cuz ween zoda ween cus soween then there's a saxophone player that's playing on top of the music and then there's a guy that dances like his now i swear his sole responsibility is like he's like the hype man he just like dances and make sure everybody's dancing and all this and that it's too much it's too much you need a dj you know i was i was gonna say are you guys a dj or a live band kind of couple I think i think we're very much DJ couple. That's fair.
00:28:07
Speaker
i would I've been to a couple good live band weddings. It's there it' fun. It gets a little bit more personal. Well, yeah um because it's like you could hear them singing, which, you know, you got to pick a right one because if you if you fail that, then it's like, damn, the music is going to suck at my wedding. That's not good. The last live band wedding I went to, fantastic.
00:28:28
Speaker
I mean, it is it was a three three-piece band, all guys, middle age, and they were just ripping any and all songs, man. They were so good. But that's the thing, though. like If I want to hear a song, I feel like I want to hear that song, not somebody else's rendition of that song. i i As much as I'm a live music guy, I would i would go DJ at my own wedding.
00:28:47
Speaker
i would I would go live music for cocktail hour. ah You know what? I'm inclined to do that as well. B b seems to to want to go like like we have somebody that's there playing like the violin.
00:29:00
Speaker
That's nice. I was voting for for saxophone. but you know If you do that for cocktail, I'll get down with that. Like a saxophone or an acoustic guitar player. a chill Very chill. You guys know what I want? Very demure.
00:29:12
Speaker
You going to laugh what I want. What do you want? I want a mariachi band for my wedding. you know And going to tell you why. That seems very on brand. I feel like when you guys hear the story, you'll get it. um So my parents, I'm sure you guys know this, but my parents, they got married in South America and they had a mariachi band.
00:29:32
Speaker
at their wedding in the in the 80s so my dad um doesn't have this deal but he's he says it all the time he makes his deal he's like the first one that gets married out of my sister and i i'm gonna i'm gonna pay for a mariachi band at your wedding and i would not mind if i had a mariachi band for a little cocktail hour i think it would be fitting it sounds like you need to beat another couple to the punch then be trust me i'm gonna be first before then don't worry about it oh Yeah, don't worry about that. That's a call out right now. Yeah.
00:30:02
Speaker
Okay. It's call out right now. um
00:30:07
Speaker
Yeah, so I... go i'll get No, go ahead. You finish. i was just I was just circling back to if you want to if you want to get down like that, yeah live music for cocktail hour, beautiful, beautiful little ambiance.
00:30:19
Speaker
I think that's i think that's oh that's definitely the play over i I agree. I mean, I'm ah i'm a um'm a little slut for jazz, so. I know. Listen, you guys, you know, you are. That may be a little. Listen, you all know I love a good Dean Martin, according to my Apple replay.
00:30:35
Speaker
But I mean, like, how much Dean Martin can you listen to on a cocktail hour? You know what I'm saying? Like, how much Frank can they throw on? How much Sammy Davis Jr.? How much Michael Buble? You know? Yeah. I want to hear some different stuff. me some Big X the plug.
00:30:48
Speaker
that That's right. Give me some Sabrina Carpenter. That's right. You know what I'm actually a little peeved about? I can't believe I said the word peeved right there. did, and we all heard it, and it's recorded. Jesus. Now you're committed. ah I'm a little upset that I have to continue to use the word cocktail.
00:31:04
Speaker
What's a replacement word? Refreshments hour. Refreshment hour? Yeah. Drinks? Yeah. Mingling hour? I just, you know, like to to have to repeatedly say the word cock.
00:31:15
Speaker
um that That's a little. Bro, you'd stop acting 12. Oh, my God. I don't know. Stop acting 12. It's all I can think about. Like, come on. When you say cocktail. All can think about is cock. yeah That's all you're thinking about? That's all you're thinking about. You want to call would it? Yeah, exactly.
00:31:30
Speaker
What are you going to call it? PP hour? i mean, what the fuck? like What do you weigh like? Like, dude, it's cock. Get over it. Nah, yeah. I definitely associate that word with that too much. Yeah.
00:31:41
Speaker
Clearly. Yeah, you're 12. Come on. i'm i'm very I'm very immature when it comes to that. ah Would either of you guys consider having an Albanian wedding? Considering that I'm not Albanian. And they throw and they throw money. They throw that dollar bills. They throw money? Yes. So so they give like they give gifts, obviously. They give you like whatever cash.
00:32:00
Speaker
But then there's a ah portion. There's like a ceremony. There's a portion in the ceremony or at the whatever the reception where you and your wife, it's like your first dance or whatever. And as you're dancing,
00:32:11
Speaker
everyone lines up in a circle around you and throws singles at you. Or like stuffs like cash in your like your suit jacket. or you know like Really? Yeah. It looks sick. And they don't have to take their clothes off?
00:32:23
Speaker
No. Wow. So that's what I'm saying. I want to have an Albanian wedding. My wife could be ah you know gonna have not Albanian. No, no, no. not a we We're both not Albanian, but I'm having an Albanian wedding. It's going to stay on the invitation. are you trying replicate a culture?
00:32:37
Speaker
Replicate? Because I want more money. It's called appropriation. Appropriation. Yeah, this is culturally it's inappropriate. it's called Yeah, it's culturally insensitive. It's completely wrong, but i want I want the money. But you're exploiting it for cash. Yes.
00:32:49
Speaker
Which, by the way, the people that come to your wedding are probably going to give you something anyways. You're just asking them to do it in front of you. No, no, no. In front of everybody. They give gifts, and then they give cash on top.
00:33:01
Speaker
Oh. So, like, say you're say you're giving, like, the couple... ah Like $300 You put $200 in the envelope And then you throw a that like $100 on them in singles You know how cool that is yeah I don't think I honestly don't think it would be appropriation If we played nothing but Dua Lipa Oh, you're like toeing the line there. If we only played Albanian music, I think I'd get away with an Albanian wedding.
00:33:31
Speaker
and And honestly, that might not be like just an Albanian thing. Maybe it is like a Balkan thing. I honestly don't know. I only know because one of our co-workers or one of my coworkers has shown me videos of like her at weddings. and you know I've seen it. Yes, it looks cool. and i want I want that.
00:33:47
Speaker
Vix MC is like, and now for the Albanian part of the wedding. was like, what? Ladies and gentlemen, if you're Albanian, why don't you come to the center stage? Take your cash out.
00:33:57
Speaker
Stuff it in his pants. Here we go If you do not know what this is, there is an ATM at the front.
00:34:04
Speaker
They put one in for this occasion. That's it And it only gives out singles because you will need them. Just a $3 service fee. I was going say, a $3 service fee. That goes directly to the bride and groom.
00:34:17
Speaker
I went to the casino last night, and the service fee on the ATM is $9. Yeah, of course. Can you believe that? $9? Yes, absolutely.
Casino Fees and Gambling Experience
00:34:24
Speaker
It's supposed to deter you from taking money out. But if you're a gambling addict, you're like, okay, yeah, I don't care.
00:34:30
Speaker
Which, listen, not too bad. You sound passionate about this, my guy. You know, let's just say it's happened once or twice. Once or twice, three times, four times. Yeah.
00:34:41
Speaker
It's funny. Has it ever declined? No, never. God bless. Because you could take from your credit card. but You could borrow against it, baby. We're not out.
00:34:52
Speaker
We're not out. Any self-respecting business you put in the credit card, they're like, no, we need yeah actual funds. Cash advance. Cash advance. and now every culture has their i'm going to tell you what i'm anti very anti about the wedding or the portion of the wedding and not specifically of the like ceremony part and every culture does it i am anti the italians call it la busta i'm so anti the little black book where you write down who you know who gave you how much money yeah i think that's the most disrespectful thing because like Wait, is that the is that the I fill that out or they fill that out? you as the bride and groom, once you sit down, like you yeah you go, you open all the cards and you're like, okay, on on on my Mike gave $500. So when you go to their wedding, you give them the same.
00:35:43
Speaker
Yeah. the only the only reason that i would do that The only reason that I would do that is to to give the appropriate response. Yeah. You know?
00:35:54
Speaker
Because if somebody's given an egregious amount of money, I'm not going to be like, thanks. Yeah, you've got to give them, like, a call instead of a card or something. Yeah, you've got to go ah above and beyond because it's the same for you.
00:36:04
Speaker
But to to to to hold that above other people of, like... They gave me $100. All right. I'll keep that in Because everybody's giving what they can afford.
Wedding Gift Etiquette and Costs
00:36:14
Speaker
Yes. That's my biggest gripe. It's not a competition. The other thing that I think, I don't know if this is a ah way of thinking. It's the way that I think about it, even though I'm not even close to getting married.
00:36:25
Speaker
like I know that this is a sunk cost for me, this wedding. it's art It's money already spent. This is money that I want to spend on the wedding, whatever. If people just show up and like even if they give me like 20 bucks, I don't care because I'm just happy to have that person in the building. If you're invited to the wedding, it's because I want you to be there. 100%. I don't care how much you give me.
00:36:46
Speaker
I already know I have to spend this money. It doesn't matter. but Whatever you give me is whatever you can give me. And if you didn't give me anything at all, I don't care. It doesn't matter. I was already spending the money anyway. Right.
00:36:57
Speaker
All this money is going back into FanDuel regardless. He doesn't have to pull out the ATM for the casino, baby. If are going to give me something, though, just send it to me directly. Just Venmo me. account yeah yeah But no, it's like all that money is just going to be placed on black at whatever resort my wife and I go to so we can try and double our money to pay off the wedding.
00:37:20
Speaker
That's hilarious. He's in the bridal suite right after the wedding on FanDuel on his phone. He's playing Chumbuk Casino. You what I'm saying? Jesus Christ. ah But I'm so against it because, you know, it's it's like, it's basically the game of like, who has a bigger dick?
00:37:37
Speaker
You know I'm saying? It's basically what it is. But like, people can, like, I'm not going to hold, you know, you know, somebody who gave me a lot of money in comparison to somebody who can't afford that. You know, I think ridiculous.
00:37:47
Speaker
And like you said, you know, it's it's not about, you know, the money, but it's, it's, you know, about, like you said, you want them in the building, you're a part of it and this and that. So it shouldn't matter, you know, yeah but it's, it's just, of course the norm. I just anti and every culture does it.
00:38:02
Speaker
I know every culture does it, but, but don't, ah don't be that guy, you know? like like Like you said, it's just, you know, like Austin said, it's like you you make sure you give, if someone gives me a grand, they're getting a phone call. Like, you know, they they get a, you know, whatever. But like, yeah, it's it's not that serious. If you open up that envelope and there's a check, give them a call.
00:38:22
Speaker
don't don't yeah Don't send him a thank you. Unless it's grandma writing a check for $25. yeah Again, it's it has to be a check for a good dollar amount. Also, what constitutes a good dollar amount? See, that's where it gets hairy. It does. it does you know I think anything over $500 may be a phone call.
00:38:38
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, I think that's probably it. But the way the weddings are going, they're they're at least $200 a plate. Yeah. you're You're technically supposed to pay for your plate. That's kind of like the yeah yeah well the the the guideline, right? But like, Jesus Christ, the plates are like $200, dude. Yeah. yeah you You know what? you like Like the Florentine Gardens.
00:38:58
Speaker
The Florentine Gardens for cocktail hour, they had lamb shakes. Lamb shakes at cocktail hour. I got to be completely honest. Raw bar. I was like, what? i my My friends who got married at the Florentine Gardens, i I absolutely did not give them enough to cover my plate.
00:39:16
Speaker
And obviously, that like the you know that guy's one of my closest friends. I'm seeing him tomorrow. But you know he never... He saw how much like I think I was throwing the money into the card while we were hanging out. And he's like, he's like, honestly, that doesn't mean he's like, it's fine. He's like, not enough. He was like, you don't even have. I bought them something off the registry and I was still like, oh, I should like pay for my plate or something.
00:39:39
Speaker
And he's like, honestly, no, you don't have to. But like. Yeah, but you were a part of that wedding. So like you went to the bachelor party. like You chipped him for this and that. like you know He's cool with you not giving a gift. I know it's not about the money, so you still give a gift. But like you know you've you've done your part on that.
00:39:56
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? like You're just to roll up to a free wedding. But dude, this place had lampshanks. yeah all It's an expensive. It was it's more ridiculous. I went to go like look for like, oh, maybe I should do an engagement party. And I looked at a couple of like the local wineries.
00:40:10
Speaker
It's like one hundred and fifty dollars a plate. And they require you to have at least like two hundred people there. I'm like, this is a wedding. Like, this is a wedding price. You know what you should do? You should just invite a bunch of people to like Hawks Ridge. Hey, we're all going this day or whatever. yeah If you can go, you can go. If you can't, you can go. And honestly, don't even make it a party. It's like, hey, it just everyone pack like one little cracker tray or something like a picnic and we'll all celebrate together and that'll be it.
00:40:36
Speaker
You're missing a golden opportunity if you want to do a little celebration d here. You should be doing an Alessandro Marino. I mean, um we're we're fumbling the bag. No, no, no, no. You want to talk about having to pay a lot for a plate. Yeah.
00:40:49
Speaker
No, big Tony C knows what's up and I'm worried about it. Tony knows what's you're boys with that guy come on hey listen i'm not you know i'm not saying that but it's still ridiculous oh it's expensive yeah it is it is 100 you know what i i did see um going back to like the whole like what do you like in a wedding and what are you not like in a wedding this is about more of like the i mean we we're on the topic of your gifts but it's it's more about the gifts uh one of the weddings i'm going to this year They put out a registry, but they also were like, hey, like these are the other things that we have on our list. So if you want to contribute to strictly this, like you know like um their honeymoon fund or their house fund or um like just a vacation type thing. It's like you can contribute.
00:41:38
Speaker
If you're going to pay for their your plate or you're going to give them a gift anyway, you could like put your money towards a specific thing for them. And I thought that was like pretty cool. Yeah.
00:41:49
Speaker
Like, i don't know. i don't know how I feel about that. I think it because the money is going there anyway. Like, you know what I mean? I guess I'm old school in the sense it's like, don't bring me a toaster.
00:42:01
Speaker
Just bring me cash. But you're thats so not going to have a you're not going to have a registry. I don't know. Why would I need one? What would I need one for? If what mean? don't need a toaster or pots and pans. well Yeah, we don't put the toaster or the pots and pans on your registry. You need.
00:42:15
Speaker
don't I could just, I don't know, I don't want to keep going because going make me sound like an asshole, but like I could just use, I could just use the monetary gift to just get that stuff. You know what I'm saying? I'm not saying that's bad, right? I'm not saying like that's bad. Like that's a good idea in theory, right? If you're like, oh, you know, you could just chip in to contribute to the honeymoon and this and that.
00:42:38
Speaker
yeah But i I wouldn't want to advertise that's where my my gifts are going. I would keep that on the low low. Fair enough. I think it's a good idea. I think it's cool idea. The money's going there regardless. Right, right. The money's going there regardless. I guess I'm the type of person that would keep that private. I want to advertise. It's like, hey, your $300 gift sent me to Hawaii. Like, no. Well, mean, don't know. Everybody knows you're going on a honeymoon anyway. No, 100%.
00:43:05
Speaker
Now, I do have ah an interesting question. this is This is something I just remembered. like a friend was telling me about this. If you had his and hers luggage on a registry and someone only bought the his luggage but not the hers luggage, do you think that's a little bit weird?
00:43:25
Speaker
Would you expect... Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you're buying a gift for the bride and groom, would it be weird if you're only buying something for the groom's side? e It depends how expensive. Luggage is expensive, obviously.
00:43:40
Speaker
it is but i like It is. I think it's dumb for somebody to put expensive luggage on the registry. Well, I don't know if it's expensive. I'm just saying it's a his and hers luggage. It might not be expensive.
00:43:52
Speaker
But you're you're you're saying... No, i don't think there's I don't think there's anything wrong with that. ah Yeah, I mean, um I wouldn't necessarily say that. Only because like you know like if I'm related to the bride's... I don't know, like...
00:44:04
Speaker
I don't know. I just feel like, well, if if that's my side, I would buy for my side. Unless I'm like that close with both of them, then I'd like to do both. like If you were that close. But like if I was just you know a casual guest or something like that, I would just buy for the person that I'm related to.
00:44:17
Speaker
you know what saying? Fair enough. you Getting a little phone call. We're good. No, you can answer it. Yeah, go ahead. that's ah Put them on. No, no, I'm sure they want to talk. That's okay.
00:44:30
Speaker
i don't I don't need more people against me. Jesus Christ. It sounds like we should get that. It sounds like we should, too. ah All right. So I guess um don't know if we want to wrap up the weddings thing, but I do want to I do want to ask, what are your thoughts on people proposing at your
Inappropriate Wedding Proposals
00:44:49
Speaker
wedding?
00:44:49
Speaker
I think that's the most selfish shit I've ever seen in my life. ah like is that Is that genuinely a thing? i Someone on TikTok recently went viral for proposing at like their friend's wedding.
00:45:03
Speaker
He was like, oh, we were we were just i was caught up in the moment, and it just felt so right. We were enjoying ourselves, and I mean knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. And I had the ring on me, so I dropped to one knee, and you know she said yes.
00:45:16
Speaker
I mean, if you do it the parking lot, but I think it's the only place. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, if you if you if you decide to go home after that and propose. Cool. Yeah. But don't propose, you know, like don't propose at my wedding with with the people that I hired to take photos and all this stuff. And, you know, it just takes away. So what you're saying is you'd be mad if one of us proposed at your wedding.
00:45:37
Speaker
Yeah. Wait, are you saying that that's the plan? No, no, I'm just saying if one of us did it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. mad at us? For sure. But the fee picks are cool. But I've seen that in shows, too, where not only do they propose, but they're like, well, we've got all the things here. Yeah, the priest is still here. The priest is still here. Why don't we do it right now? Let's just go right now. Would you still do the podcast if we did it?
00:46:01
Speaker
uh no no that'd be tough that would be tough you wouldn't want to log in the next saturday sunday night i would log in the next time to tell the story can we from my perspective and then i would say and that's it for me guys can we do can we do it's a podcast from austin's wedding absolutely not you're not absolutely not you're not podcasting at austin's live Live from the author. While everybody is while everybody's eating, and like we've sectioned off something special for you guys. No, but we should do a pre-wedding podcast like the night before and then the night after. After the rehearsal dinner.
00:46:38
Speaker
Oh, yeah. When Austin's spending time with his family. Yeah, exactly. We use the podcast as the format for like recording the night. And so it's like as as we go through, we have like random guests come in right after they give their speech. yeah It's like it's like a post speech review. you have to say a speech at the engagement at the rehearsal?
00:46:58
Speaker
Yes. Yeah. Some people do. That's that's the plan. OK, so people say speeches and rehearsals. Yes. Yes. Since when? Get the fuck out here. so here's here's like year's the thought, right? You have at the wedding, you have the parents, right?
00:47:11
Speaker
and And maybe the siblings, if that, right? And then the rehearsal is free game,
Rehearsal Dinner and Podcast Plans
00:47:18
Speaker
right? The drinks are going to be flowing. Get up there. Say your speech.
00:47:22
Speaker
Do we all have to? You don't have to do anything. He said it's like an open format. It's like an open mic. Yeah. If you want to get up and say something, you can. Oh, that's weird. Why? I'd like to take a couple minutes if anybody would like to just come up and say a few nice words that they have for the upcoming bride and groom.
00:47:38
Speaker
i mean it's I mean, it's like that funeral you went to a couple weeks ago. Actually, I shouldn't i shouldn't say open mic. If you're going to say something, like tell me. And then I'll be like, yeah, you so you can talk. So i have to I have to get it vetted through you before I say it. Not the speech vetted. I will have a five-minute stand-up set room.
00:47:56
Speaker
Not vetted, but you're telling me. The drinks are free, so this is coming out off the cuff. you know um I just have to be prepared. Mike almost blew it. I got to get the little hook yeah so I can reel you in or like pull you off the stage.
00:48:09
Speaker
Vic just goes up and is like, I just want to say Mike almost fucking blew it. Just like, sit down, Vic. yeah but that say The first time I met B, I may or may not have. There was a little bit of a microaggression. be But that's okay because Mike almost ruined it. Thank you, guys. That's right.
00:48:28
Speaker
It didn't ruin it. It's all good. It's all good. ah we're We're not rehashing this. Yeah, we don't have yeah we don't have to. No, we shouldn't because I didn't ruin it. So it's fine. It's done.
00:48:41
Speaker
If everybody could go back and listen to the last episode, if you haven't. Last two. Last two. Three. Three. don't even know. Wow. We've been on this for a while. Did we talk about it for the last three episodes? No. I think it was three episodes ago.
00:48:54
Speaker
Or a month ago at this point. Three episodes. Three episodes ago? Yeah. Well, we had that we did the one with Atticus. That's right. We did the one with Chili's. My Chili Salad. I think it was the one right before. Life moves fast.
00:49:04
Speaker
Yeah. Well, yeah. So go back. Do your research. Come back to this moment. You'll understand. Yeah. i't know what I don't know what he's salty about, but it's all good. see he's trying to like he's trying to See, he's trying to flip the script. He's trying to make you feel bad. Yeah, it's classic techniques. I'm not going buy into that. Classic gaslighting. Classic gaslighting. don't even know what that means.
00:49:25
Speaker
Of course you don't. Yeah. yeah Another gaslight right there. I don't even know what it means. I'm not going to lie to you guys. I'm to go to McDonald's and another filet of fish. That's that's egregious. not going lie. I'm kind of hungry. I was thinking about getting like a little Dairy Queen Blizzard
Busy Schedules and Dining Experiences
00:49:41
Speaker
after this. A little sweet treat. I was going to say we should grab a little drinky poo, but it depends on how the night goes. What are you going to get up in the morning?
00:49:50
Speaker
Early. And I have not slept, dude. Last night, yukon went to two early the game before UConn went to two overtimes. So the UConn game started at like 1030, like a full hour after it was supposed to start.
00:50:04
Speaker
So it didn't end until one. And then I also had ah an assignment due at noon today. I had work from eight to noon. So i was like, OK, well, guess I'm doing the assignment at 1 a.m. m because I can't do it. But when i if I have work, I'm And then, yeah, I basically slept like three hours last night. So I'm really, really hitting a wall.
00:50:26
Speaker
I was at that. Oh, go ahead. Well, I was going say, just keep going at this point. Well, speaking of. going to go to bed at some point. You're going to crash. Yeah, you're going to crash hard.
00:50:36
Speaker
um uh i don't know why he he said uh three hours but it reminded me i went to the casino last night and i was at that dinner for three hours now we sat there for three hours yeah we sat at 6 15 and we finally like squared up paid and walked out just the restaurant 9 15 and there was supposed to be a whole night after that, right? Like a little dancing, a little gambling, this and that. And it it's about like a 50, 55 minute ride, almost an hour for me to get home.
00:51:09
Speaker
And I was like, I got to work the next day. Like I got to get out of here. You know what saying? Were you guys just like chopping it up at the table? or like I think it was a busy night. It was a busy night at the table. Dropkick Murphys was ah the band that night.
00:51:21
Speaker
Really? Yeah, Dropkick Murphys. Didn't see them. Did bring Krispy Kreme home, which is why I brought some fertilizer. It's a must. It's a must. When it rolls, you got to do it. But I'm a fan.
00:51:32
Speaker
like I'm cool with three-hour dinner. If it's a good conversation. If it's dragging on. no It was nice. It was it was one of those where it wasn't like the food was taking too long, but obviously it wasn't coming out in 10 minutes, right? It's a steakhouse and it's ah you know in the casino. It's a busy night. So like it was very casual, but it was just time just flew.
00:51:52
Speaker
And you were just like, oh, my God, it's 9. And then, of course, you got a little dessert, a little cafe. Yeah, of course. But a little Fernette. Fernette? No, I got the Italian coffee. I got the ah the one with the little amaretto in it. Ooh. oh that's right tell me yeah but yeah maybe we should we got to dabble in a little affogato you know that's i that was the first time i had one like two months ago i never had one before that's crazy i i love those things i never knew it was a thing i never knew yeah i've always known and just never done it is um speaking of amaretto is that getting banned in canada because of this uh this liquor tariff
00:52:29
Speaker
No, you're thinking of Europe. What do they up? Oh, they're pulling out of Europe? No, europe is pulling um the EU is putting a tax on American whiskey and Trump was going to put a 200% tariff on ah European wine. Yeah, Europe's a little bit. And something else.
00:52:44
Speaker
there were There were two other things. Yeah, of course you think that way. It means we're only fucking drinking Josh wine. Oh, God, really, are we? Last night let the Josh Wontalk. Or your local Connecticut winery.
00:52:59
Speaker
hey that is That stuff is good. I do like some Hawks Ridge, ah you know. Have you guys been to Saltwater in Stonington? no no highly actually you know what that one is good for the aesthetics because it's an old airport hanger like a small airport hanger that they reconverted so if you want like the aesthetics and like you know one a nice day you can walk the vines it's right there on the water and then the amtrak goes back and forth but you want good wine go to uh jonathan edwards in stonington you guys if you guys like ah take a day and go out to like mystic or that side of town or whatever's coming up with these names bro josh wine jonathan edwards
00:53:35
Speaker
Also, is it come on is it aesthetics or aesthetics? Isn't there isn't a T-H? Isn't it aesthetics? It's like A-E-S-T-H. Yeah. yeah yeah ah so I should say aesthetic. You're thinking of athletics.
00:53:51
Speaker
No, no. There's a T-H in aesthetics. That's what i'm saying. Yeah, but not right after the A. Yeah. ah That would be after the T, no? Aesthetics? Aesthetics?
00:54:02
Speaker
No, there's an A-E-S, dude. Yeah, so that's ass and then aesthetics, wouldn't it be? Do we have any speech therapists that listen to this? We need a... This is my speech impediment, please. This like one of those things where the more you say it, the weirder it sounds. We need a phonetics course on aesthetics. I always thought it was aesthetics.
00:54:23
Speaker
Yeah. aesthetics That's what I said, aesthetics. Yeah. don't know. don't know. Interesting. Interesting. Words are hard. Yeah. The English language is a very hard language. It is.
00:54:34
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It is. It is. It is. Thanks, England.
00:54:40
Speaker
I'm glad they're out of the EU. Brother. Brother. b or Brother. We got to go to we got to take a guy's trip Canada. We do. We're allowed across the border.
00:54:53
Speaker
You know, OK. Is that a genuine concern now? Are people like I'm hearing more and more that people aren't traveling because they're worried about how people are going to treat Americans overseas? I'm sure there's some reason, but I don't think there'll be fear. of that its I think if we're traveling with a guy like Atticus, we're fine because we share the beliefs of the people outside of America.
00:55:13
Speaker
If we're traveling with someone like Mike, I am worried. I'm a frequent flyer. That has nothing to do with how frequently you fly. nothing flyer there Sure, I may have a legal notice on my passport about entering Canada, but still.
00:55:29
Speaker
I never told you guys that story? Or are you watching the game? I'm watching the game. Oh, okay, good. Jesus Christ. I thought he had a genuine reaction to that. No, don't. god I didn't even hear what you said. ah okay.
00:55:40
Speaker
Tell me. Tell me. I'll tell you. Pod. Pod? Just say it. just got to see if the shot went in. If it didn't go in, then I could. Dude, they were down by two. Now they're down by 10? they weren Yeah.
00:55:51
Speaker
Come on, tell me. and He did not get the fuck. What were you saying? Tell your story. Telling us something illegal. No, I don't think that's going to happen where like the amount of travelers in and out is going to go down. I think it's going to remain the same.
00:56:08
Speaker
yeah Well, no, it's not it's not about like the the amount. I mean, I guess it is about the people, but I do think it's like, damn, are we about to get treated like shit? like The French already hated us. yeah like The French are a bunch of bitches anyways. we Whoa, whoa, why? Why, why, why, why, why? why why They're ignorant as fuck. Oh, why? Again, why are we starting beef with the French? I know. For what reason? You know what?
00:56:33
Speaker
Let me tell you something. Yeah, they helped us in the America Revolution beat the English, but that's about it. You know what I'm saying? That's all they did. Again, dude. They don't contribute to the European society. so Listen, that is that is a big contribution here, buddy.
00:56:49
Speaker
We would still be British if they didn't help out. God bless America. What are you guys' thoughts on that? About God Bless America? Just like America in general. Oh, interesting. you don't want to hear my thoughts on that. I don't think anybody really wants hear my thoughts. really hate Connecticut that bad? Like we were talking last. ah i don't i don't it's not I don't hate Connecticut.
00:57:09
Speaker
You were like, oh, it sucks. And I'm from Connecticut. Like what did Connecticut ever do to you? You know, what did you think? What did Connecticut ever do to you? ah You know, i don't I don't have anything against my experience in Connecticut per se. i just think if we're comparing it to other states, there's so many more interesting things to do.
00:57:28
Speaker
Right. Okay. But I mean, if we're talking about New York, I mean, all they all they really have for experience is Hoboken City. Anything ah above that is anything above that no one is going to understand. Nobody will understand. yeah We got some avid listeners here. there We do have some avid listeners. But again, Hoboken City. Shout out to our shout out to our avid listeners.
00:57:51
Speaker
Yeah, if you listen to this podcast. Shout out to the OGs. To the two people that have listened to this podcast. You know, every episode. Every episode's in day one. Yeah, drop us a like, drop us a comment.
00:58:03
Speaker
Rate the podcast. Listen, we got one extra rate on the podcast. Hey, listen, like, comment, and and say the word Avid in your comment, and we'll send you a picture of Mike's feet.
00:58:16
Speaker
You know what we're going to do? ah Not for free. Listen, what we're going to do is we want you to leave a comment, and then we're going to do like um like the brand Liquid Death. We're going to turn your comment into a song.
00:58:29
Speaker
No, we're not. No, we're not. like Unless you will. So you guys know that you guys know that, right? Like for podcast purposes, you guys know that liquid death, like they were taking comments, like all the hate comments that they were getting at the fact that they were just canned water and they were making them into musical albums and they released it.
00:58:45
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They have like four albums out and it's solely based on um solely based on them getting hate comments that they're just water in a can and using those comments as lyrics. Mike, if you want to do that, absolutely.
00:58:57
Speaker
Yeah. Thank you. That's all I needed to hear. Yeah. ah You got it up on there. No, I'm looking for the stats. I'm looking for the stats. Jesus Christ. Is it because you have $500 on this game? No, it's just... a Oh, Jesus.
00:59:12
Speaker
Yeah, it sounds like it's $500 on this game. No, I don't have money on this. It's just ah my mental health and well-being depends on this. Tying it to the basketball game. Yeah.
00:59:24
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He's playing basketball. skin um Okay, so ah do's and don'ts on your wedding. I don't think I have anything else. No, I mean, you know what? The only other thing that I'm thinking about is what am I going to wear?
00:59:38
Speaker
ah The tuxedo, preferably. Now, a lot of people are doing this. ah You got to talk to the future wife. are you guys Are you guys changing mid-ceremony? Because a lot of people do that. She just asked me that question.
00:59:50
Speaker
I don't understand it I'm not sure that I fully understand either. I'm saying if you pay all that money for the dress, you're looking the most beautiful you ever will potentially in your life. Yeah. I think you got to keep it on.
01:00:02
Speaker
Okay. She pays for the dress, right?
Suit Decisions for Weddings
01:00:05
Speaker
You buying a suit, you renting a suit. Rent.
01:00:11
Speaker
Yeah, no. i mean you yeah well, it depends. Now, it depends what you're going for. See, when my day comes, there is something that I want to do that is vastly different than the traditional norm. You want me getting little mariachi suit?
01:00:23
Speaker
No, that would be fucking sweet, though. That would be fucking sweet, though. You're going to that place in the mall that does two suits for $99. You're a moto. That guy's the man. Yeah. you're You're wearing one suit for the ceremony and then one suit for yeah the reception. 100%. Yeah. And they're both like the most egregiously. The Canadian tuxedo. They're silk. They have the ruffles. Red velvet. he The red felt.
01:00:44
Speaker
like Look like ah Bruno Mars up there. ah Dog every day. I mean, if you're going for the traditional suit and tie, you got to rent. There's no reason not to. Yeah. Unless you're going for a specific color or you want a specific something, then you got to look into the buy. But if you're doing the if you doing it the usual... i'm going I'm going all out.
01:01:03
Speaker
um i want I'll do it. i mean, you deserve it. But don't be one of those guys that you know you put it in the closet and that's it. you know like Use it. If you're going to spend the money on good quality, use it. yeah Yeah, for sure.
01:01:14
Speaker
the problem Here's the problem, right? I will be in the best shape of my life for this wedding. Hands down. We're all going to be in the best of your life for your wedding. Hands down. Don't you fucking forget that.
01:01:24
Speaker
Right? So this will be the gold standard. If I am no longer in the best shape... Right. that That will be my test. If I can fit into that suit, I'm doing it right. I'm doing something right.
01:01:35
Speaker
If not, that's it. But I'm of the mind that if I've got a good suit, it's just like the wedding dress. It's a remembrance thing. if i If it ends up in the closet, it ends up in the closet. But it's like, you know, that was from.
01:01:49
Speaker
That's it. And then my kid can try it on. And be like, your dad wore that on his wedding day. Dad wore that. Damn fucking right. Look at that. Look at that lining. Look at this. Got the little little embroidery right there. you You know, something you get to keep in the divorce.
01:02:01
Speaker
the The only thing I get to keep in the divorce. That and your pride. That's it, baby. Not even the kids. It's rough on that one. But tell you what, get to reuse it for the next one.
01:02:14
Speaker
Exactly. exactly so And that's why you don't rent. I think we answered the question. i think like Yeah, if you plan on having multiple weddings, you might as well buy it. Yeah, let's listen.
01:02:27
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But that means you have to stay. Invest in yourself. That
Divorce Rates and Societal Changes
01:02:30
Speaker
means you have to stay in the best shape of your life. Because that soup fit. All the more reason. It's motivation. Honey, why are you going to the gym so much for my next wedding? For my next wedding. Just in case doesn't work out. Yeah, you know, you never know. Never know.
01:02:47
Speaker
You never know. 50% of couples divorce. you know is it really 50? No, I don't think. I think that's like a myth made up by people who are like, this is why... ah Can we look up that? Say it. Say it. No, I'm not going to say it.
01:03:01
Speaker
It's a bunch of people who are like, you know, i' like trad wives and so and like, you know, traditional people are like, you know, ah America these these days have such loose morals. That's why the the the rate of divorce is so high because they could do and they they want to end no fault divorces and shit like that.
01:03:18
Speaker
So. Yeah, why can't it be like it used to be, where people would just cheat on each other and not say anything? Yeah, not get divorced. Well, I mean, I guess you could just agree to have an open marriage. You guys got to watch Mad Men, because that's... I have watched Mad Men.
01:03:32
Speaker
Oh, you guys watched it? Okay, so... I've watched a 40-minute recap of Mad Men on YouTube. So that's basically the same thing. been a bit, but watched it. So I'm watching it again, and so if you remember that, he obviously cheats on his first wife, Betty. What? Yep.
01:03:49
Speaker
Crazy dog Fucking spoiled it she can't divorce him unless she has proof of adultery Yep Yeah Like that's how tight this is So she had to go to Reno, Nevada to get this divorce Because Reno apparently was the only state Or the only city that could like Legalize divorces like that So can you believe that shit? I mean a lot i mean everybody's Now you can just get divorced for whatever But like imagine before you couldn't get divorced No matter how true it was Yeah innocent until proven guilty Yeah That's right dog That's what makes America great And not only that But it's like if you were Jesus, dude.
01:04:19
Speaker
Oh, my God. If you were like in a completely abusive marriage, you couldn't get out of it. Right. Not for that reason. without Yeah, without like having some proof that you were getting beaten. or Proper. right And even then, it's like, oh, she's just being crazy.
01:04:34
Speaker
Right. Yeah. She was kind of crazy in that show. Stop. Jesus Christ, Mike. They both were. They both were not good for each other. But they both loved each other. That's not even the context. We're we're talking about and just in general. Not not just mad men.
01:04:47
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Mike's like, fucking women, am I right?
01:04:52
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but You know what? <unk> right He's ready to say something. is ready to say something. No, no, it's good. It's good. Go ahead. Why don't you say Why don't you say it? No.
01:05:03
Speaker
No, no, it's good. It's good. Because it'll get me hit in trouble. um That's why i want you to say this is why ah This is why I'm a firm believer, and everybody knows,
01:05:17
Speaker
That. I can't say It's going to be so bad. Say it. Lean into it. I'm really intrigued. We can always cut it out, Mike. You're not going to cut it out.
Movie Discussions and Recommendations
01:05:26
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Of course, Mike. I can always, always cut it out. and Always cut it out. It's a real the next day.
01:05:31
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a real the next day. Not the next day. Tonight. yeah Tonight. He shuts out the basketball game. like, excuse me for a second. One second. I just upload it. No, ahead. Say it.
01:05:42
Speaker
I just, you know, probably why women shouldn't drive, you know? Just saying. how did we How did that come about? yeah i't How did we get there? You're grasping at straws. i know sure I see what you're trying to do here. i can see cause you were saying I was saying that she was crazy. And you're like, oh, no.
01:05:57
Speaker
She's not crazy. And then you're like, and there you go Women, am I right? i was like, that's why they shouldn't drive. I'm still not seeing the the jump. But hey, you know what? I respect it. No, you don't. No, I don't. But that is a reel. There we go.
01:06:15
Speaker
And I got blasted. You got blasted? Where?
01:06:22
Speaker
Why are we doing that? why are you doing that? What do you mean? You're the one that said you got blasted. You said you got blasted. Yeah, got blasted because it's going to be a reel.
01:06:30
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I feel like you're not using that word right. No, he's not. I'm going to let him rock. Yeah, me too. What's that movie that though that was that scene where it was like, I don't think you're using that word right.
01:06:42
Speaker
I don't remember what it was. I can't do that. Yeah. I can't play off that. Yeah. You remember that one movie ah when they said this one thing? yeah Oh, yeah. at some point.
01:06:54
Speaker
Do you guys remember? Departed, right? Yeah, that's that's right. Do you guys remember? you know what I watched um the other day for the first time in years? I want i want to know if you guys watched as a kid. it you I think it was a Disney... No, it wasn't a Disney movie.
01:07:07
Speaker
But um remember the movie Polly with the bird? No. You guys never seen that movie? No. no i I highly suggest... give me Give me a quick synopsis. Yeah.
01:07:20
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um Guys... One Night in the Woods... one night and the This guy was a janitor at a university and he was cleaning the basement and there's a bird in the cage in a basement.
01:07:32
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Okay. And he finds out that the bird could talk. And he's like, oh my God, I have to tell people that this bird could talk. And he finds out the backstory from this bird. And so um long story short, this bird is trying to go back to its family.
01:07:48
Speaker
So the janitor ends up helping him um do it. But it's a really good like the bird's backstory and like how the university was holding this bird captive because they knew that the bird could talk. to stuff It was a very good movie.
01:08:00
Speaker
Very good movie. I think you I feel like it would be a good date night movie. I'll tell you right now, our good friend Brian gave it five stars on Letterboxd. Five stars. He gave it five stars. five so Is it out of five? Dude, hey Brian, shout out to you. He knows a good movie.
01:08:18
Speaker
He knows a good movie. Polly. That's what it's called? Polly. Yeah, Polly. Polly. Polly? Like Polly from... Polly Walnuts. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. Polly Bag of Donuts. movie. I feel like you and B would have a good little date night on that one.
Cosmetic Surgery Discussions
01:08:32
Speaker
Gotta give it a look. The guy from Monk is the janitor. He's the main character. You mean the guy from... No, you mean the guy from Spy Kids. Was he from Spy Kids? Yeah. I don't remember. He was... um Starts with an F. Damn, I'm blanking.
01:08:47
Speaker
But he's with the guy with all the different faces. ah Yes, yes. You know? Spy Kids. Now that's a movie. Were they remaking it? I just saw they were remaking Freaky Friday.
01:08:58
Speaker
Yeah, the roommate. Listen, Lindsay Lohan still got it. i would Hey, are they remaking Spy Kids? I saw they're remaking Freaky Friday. Completely unrelated.
01:09:11
Speaker
Let's talk about it. It was looping in childhood movies. I was looping in childhood movies. And then I went on about that. It's all right. You're helping me practice my mental gymnastics. ah I'm like, oh, OK. Oh, that was the nicest way to tell me I'm stupid.
01:09:28
Speaker
That was the nicest way to tell me I was stupid. I wasn't going to say it. That's funny. did Did you guys see, this was a couple months ago, though, like Lindsay Lohan had her face redone? Yes. Yeah.
01:09:39
Speaker
And everyone in Hollywood was like, damn, Lindsay, where did you get your face? Yeah. Like, how did you, because it looks great. you Like Mike said, she's still got it. Her and Hilary Duff. Yeah, but i again, I'm not going to... I don't care if anyone gets plastic surgery or anything like that. Unless it gets boshed and it looks ugly and then I get to roast them for it. But Lindsay Lohan did have something done where it changed her like the face structure or something. like ah skin like She literally looks like 10 years younger.
01:10:10
Speaker
It's crazy. So yeah I'm going to need that when we get famous. So that way I can look like I'm 25. Oh, you need that doctor? Yes. Figure it out. We'll get it done. We'll talk to Lindsay.
01:10:22
Speaker
Exactly. And then we'll go to DR and get a BBL on top of that for $20. And then we're going to them we're going to Turkey. We're getting the hairline. getting the hair done yeah We're going to Turkey. Get the hairline. Yeah. Then we'll go to the Philippines. We'll get the massage. Three months later, the face caves in, the butt flattens out, and the hair falls out. Yeah. And then we go to dr Miami.
01:10:43
Speaker
yeah Who's Dr. Miami? he's ah He's a penile enlargement doctor. ah um ah there's let be good Try the drugs first. That'll be good for when they install those new ah those new bathroom stalls that we were talking about before. I'm telling you right now, there are no drugs that actually make that work.
01:11:02
Speaker
Because if there's no possible, like there's no possibility that there are drugs out there that make your dick bigger. and know. Outside of like Viagra, obviously, but that's like you got a dangerous thing. You got to do the tried and true method where you tie some weights to it and you just let it hang.
01:11:18
Speaker
Because, again, if those if those actually worked, they would be so sought after. Oh, yeah. And they would cost like tens of thousands of dollars, which is why people just go to either Dr. Miami for the penis BBL or there is a method of like you get one muscle snipped and it gives you an inch.
01:11:39
Speaker
But it also makes it so that you can't control. like you know, you could have like kind of control. Sort of. Yeah. You know, you could you could do some things, you know, when the blood flow is pumping.
01:11:53
Speaker
You basically lose that control by snipping that one muscle. So you gain an inch. So it's kind of like, hey, what the what's the risk rewards here? Wow. I learned something new today. Yeah.
01:12:05
Speaker
Yeah. ah Shit. That's it, man. Not a bad trade-off. Not a bad trade-off. um I'm fine with what I got. Let that shit fly. don't think I'm going to pick up an extra inch, and I'm like, oh.
01:12:16
Speaker
Yeah. Look at me now. i mean, listen, going from two to three isn't going to do that big of a deal for Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No reason for me to spend $1,000. You guys are crazy. You know you guys are just nuts.
01:12:30
Speaker
Two to three. no No, no, no. It's more like two and a half to three and a half. Yeah. you know It's respectable. give you guys Give yourself some credit, you know? Again, this is not something I can just over... ah Again, ah slightly joking about the size, but that is not something you can just Oh, give yourself some credit.
01:12:49
Speaker
um What I've got is what I've got, man. That's not something I can improve by having a better mentality or talking better about my penis. It is not going to get bigger. it has You have a better personality. yeah you You learn how to use your fingers.
01:13:05
Speaker
That's it. that's all yeah That's all you can really do. Trim the bush. you know Get it right. That's all you can really do, honestly. Wow, we're there, huh? You're saying you're saying be happier. Again, you can't better will this to be bigger. Mike has so much fun pushing the buttons, right? But as soon as you talk about something semi-descriptive... As soon as you actually get into it, yeah. He's like, oh my God, what are we talking about? could even say that? you say bush?
01:13:35
Speaker
I'm too Catholic for this. Shut up. yeah Shut the fuck up. You guys are so stupid. I swear to God. You guys are horrendous. We're stupid. Mike, say the word penis right now. no Because maybe that's not what our audience wants to hear, talk about each other's ding dong. I'm sure they don't want to hear, but I'm saying this is a true, this is a natural, it's beautiful, it's natural. That's right.
01:13:59
Speaker
It's human. so So hold on to what you got, dog. You know what I'm saying? That's what we're saying. What does he have? What does he have? What do I got? What does he have? is a pee pee okay i'll tell you you he would rather say pee pee or ding dong or pishkolin whatever it's not a liquid death can yeah it's definitely not it's it's more like a it's maybe a coke zero mini can no i was gonna think like chris i was gonna say like the little five hour energy bottles you know that that would be selling myself a little bit too short that's a good got that's a good comedic effect some good girth to it you know
01:14:32
Speaker
But like if you're look if you're thinking about like a Twinkie, think a little bit smaller. Mike's eyebrows are twitching like crazy right now. He is so uncomfortable. He's so uncomfortable. No, he just like I can't believe we're we're there.
01:14:45
Speaker
This is what we're talking about. I can't believe this is what we're talking about. Do we cross a moral line for you? It's not a moral line. I just can't believe that this is what we're giving the audience. This is our best. This is what we're giving them. know you
Personal Topics on the Podcast
01:14:55
Speaker
don't have to worry about this. Oh my gosh, shut the fuck But guys like me and Austin...
01:15:01
Speaker
We're being open and honest. We're having fun with it. He no put you in that category. He put me in that category. But, you know, I'm just going to... Listen, I lived with him for three years. i Yeah, he saw it. ah Yes, you know, that's right. I forgot about that. He knows what's going on. Yeah.
01:15:12
Speaker
How often did you guys measure it out? couple times. Yeah, yeah. He was right. He was saying no, I was like, a couple times. That's hilarious. Well, that took a turn.
01:15:25
Speaker
No, Mike. You allow you allowed it to take a weird turn. That's right. It's my fault. Yes. Here we go. Because Victor started about penises.
01:15:36
Speaker
ah It's my fault because I didn't want to say pee pee. You talked about us getting PBLs. That's right. brought to different body part. Come on. That you can also enhance with money. I stayed on topic and I rolled with it.
01:15:49
Speaker
And then you got a little squeamish. You got a little little squeamish when we were talking about penis enlargement. Yeah. You got to be comfy talking about these things, man. but Not while we're recording. Why? Because we want you want us to talk about it while we're off mic. I don't think the people need to know about the about what's going on with our privates here, you know?
01:16:08
Speaker
ah Again, yeah it's sat. It's comedic effect. It's satire. Satire. My dick isn't as big as the five-hour energy can. Or is it?
01:16:21
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Well, depends on which... which ah Depends on what angle you're looking at. but Like, i I made the joke before. That grower sweatshirt, I need that. Needs it. I need that. That's a funny sweatshirt. That's right.
01:16:33
Speaker
I think he was wearing it for a different reason. Mike, you are are you a grower are you a show worker? You know what? i think we're i I think we ran out of content and i think this is i got it I think this is where we got it. I don't think we ran out of content. We're not stopping recording until you answer that question. I think we, at this point, clearly ran out of content.
01:16:54
Speaker
Clearly. And I think we're going to wrap this one up, boys. yeah Hey, listen, if you one day, Mike, one day you'll get comfy with it. Yeah. And you'll think of I didn't say I'm not comfy with it I'm saying maybe I'm not comfortable with it on camera. I'm going to tell you this right now. When when it's my bachelor party, we're going go to Japan. We're going to go an onsen.
01:17:14
Speaker
You know what the nonsense is? i do not. It's a spa. But you're naked the whole time. The entire time, the entire time. We're going to get real comfortable. Okay. And we're going to film it.
01:17:26
Speaker
What? For the podcast. Right. And OFTV. Right. We'll blur it out for the podcast, but everything will be there real in person for OFTV and in person.
01:17:38
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Oh, yeah. Sorry. We got to make some money. Yeah.
01:17:42
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That's what you want to do. We'll do it. Whatever. This is the this is the the the um weekly part of the episode where Mike checks out. yeah and Yeah, I did i i can't can't roll with it. yeah You know what I keep thinking about? A filet of fish. Kind of want one. No, he keeps thinking about Jesus looking down on him and he's like, can't I can't talk about it.
01:18:03
Speaker
During the holiest 40 Speaking of the days, how's um how's Ramadan at work? Oh, I don't know. I haven't been seeing those guys. because you're in the morning.
01:18:14
Speaker
Yeah. So those guys are all, you know, I assume they do. romp They don't do Ramadan the same way. Like they're not doing a big feast inside or outside or anything like that. Yeah. yeah Which is sad. I would love to be a part of their their feasts, but it is what it is.
01:18:32
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Well, boys,
Podcast Conclusion and Audience Engagement
01:18:33
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we did it again. Yeah. So would you say it's more like the microphone or like that door handle? No, no, I'm saying this. I mean, come on, that's unrealistic. Put that away.
01:18:48
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You asked, I answered. That's it, man. Hey, listen, we're happy for you. Yeah, good you, man. And happy for you guys, too. I am. I am. Just, I don't want to. he's like He's like, I'm happy for you, too. Just shut up about it. I'm not here to publicly display it, you know?
01:19:04
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Nobody's here publicly it. We're publicly displaying it. We're making jokes. He's like, oh, my God, give it a fucking rest already. Jesus. You just had to make one joke about your penis, and and everything would have been fine. We wouldn't have had to do this. We're far-fetching.
01:19:18
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We're far-fetching. No, Mike, we understand that you're resisting and we just like to press the issue. I'm not talking about my pee-pee.
01:19:26
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i' not I'm not doing it. i don't Is it is it a wrong that I have morals? no, no, no. no We can move on. more Your morality is telling you you can't talk about it?
01:19:37
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Yeah. That's crazy. that' That's really crazy. I think we should go back to the would were ah what would you do questions or the would you rather questions. He seems much more comfortable there.
01:19:48
Speaker
Yeah, clearly. That's hilarious. All right, boys. All right, boys. i think I think we did some damage on this one. Time to me it time for me to be miserable over this game.
01:20:04
Speaker
Yeah. You already were for the past how many minutes? Well, it's getting worse. Time for me to put these these puppies away. Yeah. yeah Yeah. Well, i think I think we did all right.
01:20:16
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Yeah. Let's do it again. Yeah, we'll we'll see you guys next week. Remember to like, comment, subscribe, and rate the podcast on Apple Music, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:20:30
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01:20:44
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And they're high quality, too. We got a good camera. Yeah. So it's pretty nice camera. No AI. No AI whatsoever. Yeah. All right, y'all till next time.
01:20:56
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Yep. Peace. Peace.