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Nonsensical Nonsense 162 WTF JUST HAPPENED!?!?!
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There are no words to describe what happen in this episode... We shall just call it The Fam Jam GLick decided to bring all kinds of guests on the show. We had Smoke from Sunday Nite Smoke show. Tim from The Mental Hour Show Brian from The Belt King Fantasy Football show and Cam and Sam it was a wild one until TonyD decided to aburtly end the show
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Transcript
00:01:42
Speaker
Yes.
Introduction and Social Media
00:02:56
Speaker
what's going on everybody it's saturday you know what that means it's time for some brand new nonsensical nonsense in your ear holes bitches as soon as i stop fucking up my laptop
00:03:13
Speaker
But welcome to the show. I'm Glick, as always, hosting this train wreck, this dumpster fire, the Andrew Lloyd Webber of podcasts, if you will. I was going to call it the Joe Biden podcast, but OK. Well, no, I like, you know, like a show or whatever, you know what I mean? Well, what's going on, bro? I'm Glick, a.k.a.
00:03:40
Speaker
Gandalf, Redneck Gandalf. We got Jeff in the house. It's the OGs, the creators, the originators with you guys tonight. Tony is with his family, hopefully having a good time. We got a little family reunion up at NY. Hopefully he's enjoying that time with his peoples and all that jazz.
00:03:59
Speaker
So it'll be Jeff and I. If you guys aren't already, you go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget you can join us live every Monday and Wednesday and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't join us live or if you don't want to, don't worry, we've got you covered. Just check us out on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts, all at nonsensical nonsense.
00:04:27
Speaker
Wait a minute. Nonsenseical nonsense is all the social media. Nonsenseical nonsense podcast at gmail.com is the email that you can email us at, and then teespring.com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast is the merch store. What's he eating? 162 episodes. You realize that words are hard. Words are hard. I was speaking of words being, what do you mean he's eating good? What's he eating? Charcoal steak and with ketchup?
00:04:57
Speaker
You know what, I've seen how Tony each state and I'm telling you, you know, burnt is not as we've discussed multiple times. Extra well done. Extra well done. Unacceptable behavior. Yeah. No, we were a one. I used, I used to like a one, but then I discovered something. I was actually talking to a guy one day.
00:05:23
Speaker
And he was like, if the steak is cooked properly, you don't need anything for it, except its own juices. I get that. I get that. So I have nothing against anyone. I swear, if they could make it into a drink, I would drink it. Does it taste good? Just go buy a bottle of it and drink it.
00:05:41
Speaker
I've done it. I literally had a bottle sitting here. I made steak when they put A1 on it and I got done. I kept, you know, dipping the bottle onto my thumb and licking it off. I have no problem with A1 or steak sauce. I mean, there's some great, I just, and it's, you know, I use it on the occasion. And I do use, I'll eat it occasionally, but I'm not gonna like, oh,
00:06:08
Speaker
If I don't have a one, I'm not going to touch the state. Oh, no, don't get me wrong. I'm not going to not eat steak. If I don't have a one, I'll eat it without. Yeah, exactly. Like the one you made the other day, I would have put a one on that just if I had it in the house. But if I did eat it, I would have just rocked it. You didn't eat it. I had two of them bad boys. I had two of them sons of bitches. They were both, they were both 10 ounces a piece and I ate both of them that night.
00:06:34
Speaker
And it's one of those things, you know, I did the same thing. I went and bought a T-bone the other day and it costs more than my house, but it was worth it because it was amazing.
Cooking and Food Preferences
00:06:45
Speaker
Yeah, I had, um, I was just kind of, I was just kind of craving steak the other night. So I went up to the store and bought me a couple, oh, I didn't get stirloins, but, um,
00:06:57
Speaker
Threw him on the old George Foreman grill for a couple of minutes. Hell yeah. Hey, I like that. I like my little George Foreman. Turn on, throw the steak on there, count to 20, pull it off. I'm ready. I'm done. I'm just about to eat. I mean, last night, Austin had her first home football game, which is in the marching band and everything. So they had their first home football game. So, you know, we went to the game and
00:07:23
Speaker
This is a good game until the final three minutes of the last quarter, the fourth quarter, when the other team scored 20 unanswered points in two minutes. Nice. They scored three touchdowns in two minutes. That's not West Canaan, let me tell you. In less than two minutes, they scored three touchdowns. It was a six point game, and with three minutes into the fourth quarter, Johnston had the ball driving.
00:07:52
Speaker
And then they lost by 26 points. Ouch. Yeah. Well, they gave it up. Sounds like somebody gave up. Well, they went. They were driving. And their drive stopped on downs. And then the team scored. And they kicked off the Johnstown. Johnstown ran a play, fumbled it. The team ran it back to the 20. Well, then there was a late hit flag, which put them on the 10. Right.
00:08:23
Speaker
And then they turn around and scored right after that. And then Johnstone got the ball back. The first pass of that drive was an interception for a touchdown. Ouch. And I was just like, well, boys, valiant effort.
00:08:43
Speaker
But if you were trying to give Atlanta a run for their money for being the biggest choke artist in the world. Congratulations. You are better than an NFL football team at choking, but, uh, I, uh,
00:09:02
Speaker
I was just like, ah, damn, like it's such a good game. And it just, but I blame the coaching. Plus I got a quarterback that thinks he's fucking the greatest QB on the planet and refuses to throw the ball and wants to run every play. So it's like when your quarterback does a quarterback sneak 95% of the time and you call it 93% of the times. Yeah. They're going to find out and they're going to shove his ass. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, it's not a Novocain play.
00:09:30
Speaker
No, they played like the Atlanta Falcons there. Pedro calm down speaking. I use a little salt, pepper, a little garlic, and then I have a mixed blend of seasoning that I use. I have a couple of different things. Uh-oh spirit. What else did you guys buy? Too much. Dude pops pops is we spent the day with pops today and he's trying to buy their love.
00:10:01
Speaker
He's like, you like that ball, right? Yeah. Here you go. There's some money. Yeah. You know, the Browns, the Browns aren't that bad. The Browns are bad, but they're not that bad, but then the Texans. No, but that's pretty bad. I mean, you know, as somebody that doesn't watch sports, even I can say that's not good.
00:10:20
Speaker
Yeah. Like the most sports I've ever watched is when I'm playing mad or something like that. And if I go to like a restaurant or a bar and it's playing, yeah, I'll watch. But I'm not going to sit here on my couch and watch. But I have a funny little thing to not necessarily change the subject. Do you remember The Wedding Singer with Adam Sandler? No, never heard of it.
00:10:49
Speaker
Okay, so you know the old lady, you know the old lady that Adam Saylor is teaching how to sing. I swear to God, I spoke that lady three times this week.
00:11:09
Speaker
I have a new client No, I have a new client that every time she calls me i'm I I just sit here and i'm like just just wrap this I want to send her an email with do me a favor call me and wrap this out because I kid you not she's I all I don't know what she looks like because all we do is You know with my clients. I don't video call them. Yeah, but she called me the day and
00:11:34
Speaker
I just pictured that old lady the entire time.
High School Football and Funny Incidents
00:11:40
Speaker
The entire time that I spoke to her, all three times, the first time I talked to her, it was like a 45 minute phone call. And I was just waiting for her to go, is it hip hop? I was waiting for it. Just any second, I knew she was going to go into it. She never did. I was very disappointed.
00:12:01
Speaker
Yeah, but I was talking to uh, one of the other persons that are working on the project on that same account with me And I was like, you know that old lady from wedding singing? He's like no and I sent the video Of that old lady of the old lady singing. He's like, holy shit. That's gotta be her. I said, right It's it's 100. It's gotta be her. Yeah, exactly and we have yet to bring her in on the joke
00:12:28
Speaker
I think that lady said I I actually do think to go back to the a1 drink I think they do in some bloody marriage put a1 in it I Looked up after after like a few minutes after we got off the subject of the drink on Wednesday I looked up and I
00:12:53
Speaker
Bloody Mary drinks. You are right. They put some weird shit in them. I saw bacon. I saw... I told you. Donuts. I saw a little hamburger on a straw. I didn't say they don't have one. They'll put burgers in them. They'll put donuts in them. They'll put churros in them. They'll put all kinds of weird shit, you know? I gotta say, if I'm right... About the only thing that... They don't use V8. They use tomato juice.
00:13:15
Speaker
Well, depending upon where you get it made. Some places use V8. It depends on who's making it and how they want to make it. Because V8 actually is tomato juice. They just use the V8. Because I think V8 actually has a Bloody Mary mix, to be honest with you. The only thing that I've seen food-wise that seems, and I don't like Bloody Marys, spicy V8 is delicious.
00:13:53
Speaker
Um, but I think I've even seen like shrimp with, with, uh, yeah, I did see shrimp. I did say, yeah, that's my problem. I have never had one. I'm not even gonna lie to you. I have neither, but it's just tomato juice and vodka.
00:14:14
Speaker
Like I like, I like V8. I'll go and like, you know, I went to the store and I bought, you know, my, my drinks. That's a monster. That's not a V8 there. No, but I bought a V8 and I drank it. Get the label off the screen. We're not, they're not a paid sponsor. They don't deserve the gift.
00:14:33
Speaker
Label in, jackass. This isn't a NASCAR event. You can't help it. You can't help it. Well, right there. But if I drink it, I have to hold it right there. I'm going to need you to take duct tape and put it across all your stuff. I know, right? No pre-endorsement. Fuck you, monster. Like they do in a movie, and I'll just give me some nonsensical nonsense. Yeah, exactly. What I need to do is get a nonsensical nonsense koozie.
00:15:03
Speaker
that's what we need to look into. I think I can do koozies on T-spark. I was going to say if we can do if we can do koozies, that'd be cool. I'm not happy with them. Because everybody wants a hat. I need to find somebody that can make the hats. Go to Liz, Brian. Brian, here's the thing. I can get you on me. It'll cost you 80 bucks.
00:15:31
Speaker
or you can go to Lids, I'll send you a picture of one and it'll cost you 50 bucks. Well, the problem is it's the hat. The hat itself costs. The hat itself costs. And then you said that you use like the most expensive strings too. Yeah, the hat was $49. You can't really see it on screen, but it's got glitter in it. It's metallic. Well, say it's glitter. Don't sugarcoat it. You're not a barista.
00:15:59
Speaker
No, it's what it was called. It was metallic silver. It wasn't called glitter silver. It was called metallic silver. They have metallic colors. You can get metallic blue. Okay. So it's, it's, it's, it's not necessarily string though. Yeah. I can send you a picture. I can send you a picture of this logo, Brian, and you can take it to lids or hat world or whatever you guys have, show it to them and they'll make it.
00:16:22
Speaker
Yeah. That's what I told Cameron. That's what I told Cameron because Cameron's like, I'll send you money. Give me one made. I said, it'll be $80. And he was like, or just go to lids and it'll be 50. He's like, I'm trying to put money in your pocket. I was like, you can support the show. You can support the show. And I'm happy with that. We're not doing the show for money, although we're not going to turn down money.
00:16:45
Speaker
But we don't do the show to necessarily blow up. We don't think we're Joe Rogan. We don't want to be Joe Rogan. We want to do our own thing. And if we make money at it, great. If not, who gives a shit? Pick up fun. I'm bigger than Joe Rogan.
00:17:01
Speaker
This is the greatest logo of all time. It's nice. It's plain. It's basic. It's the point across.
Tech Talk and Nostalgia
00:17:08
Speaker
It makes people ask questions. What's that? Not sensible nonsense. What's not sensible nonsense? Felt like a rock star around the kids last night because.
00:17:16
Speaker
Uh, once somebody asked me, uh, they're like, what's that hat? And I said, nonsense. Well, nonsense. What's that? My podcast that I host. You host a podcast. I was like, that is so cool. I was like, where can we listen to you guys? I was like, we're on Spotify and they're like, Oh, that is so cool. I'm like, yeah, the 15 year olds. We are number one amongst 15 year olds.
00:17:40
Speaker
Yes. We are taking over your seventh grade class. I had clients ask me, I had a client I haven't talked to in months, and he called me up. He says, Jeff, I need to know the link for your podcast. And I was like, okay. He says, I caught it on YouTube. I watched a couple episodes. I do need to do a Redneck Gandalf logo, though. That would be pretty badass, Brian. That would be cool. That's what Brian calls me, is Redneck Gandalf.
00:18:10
Speaker
That's my fantasy football team because of Brian. I'm going to Photoshop your face onto Gandalf's body. That's the name of my fantasy football team and our league that we have because of Brian. Just I need to find one of the pictures where it's Gandalf. You shall not pass. This is my show.
00:18:38
Speaker
I'm the host. It's my show. But I kid you not, one of my coworkers sent me a message the other day, he said, holy shit.
00:18:47
Speaker
I've been doing the math for three hours and I still understand how Chris's girls use four towels for one shower. A piece, a piece, mind you. He sent me a message and he's like, dude, I only use one towel. And I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, I listened to the show the other day and Chris said, they're talking about four towels per kid. What the fuck? Wash cloth.
00:19:17
Speaker
I heard him say they're beach metal size. But what the fuck? With a flannel. With a flannel, huh? Wearing a flannel. The Redneck Gandalf logo. Wearing a flannel. One of my buildings I work in at work is a brand new building. It's a five-story building. We only have one tenant. Well, we finally got another tenant that signed a lease.
00:19:45
Speaker
And the build out starts Monday. So I think I'm going to go to Home Depot because I need one of those giant Bluetooth speakers for a job. And I'm just going to plan it somewhere where they can't find it. And I'm just going to blare our show continuously.
00:20:06
Speaker
Yeah, I want to get a DeWalt one so I can say it's a battery charger. Those are dope. Yeah, I want to get a battery charger. But I'm going to put it in one of the electrical rooms that they can't get into. Just blur our show. It's 161 episodes on Spotify. How are you guys going to be here working? Round the clock. That would be kind of hilarious.
00:20:30
Speaker
Yeah, okay. I will tell my shirt maker that you want 2% of the profit off the shirt that I go by and that I have made. What are you doing tonight, Brian? Do you want to come up? Yeah, come on up, Brian. Shit. It sounds silly, but this speaker, I fucking love it.
00:21:00
Speaker
But the problem I have with the little ones, unless you go big on your purchase, even a little one, they can get expensive and they're pretty decent sound. But when I listen to music, I'm not necessarily sitting in here. Yeah, exactly.
00:21:18
Speaker
So, I mean, I actually turn this on when I'm obviously not on the show, but when I have it on, I turn it on and I crank it up. And if I get a message or a phone call comes in and I had to run off to go make breakfast or cook lunch or whatever, I can hear it come in and I can run over real quick and answer the phone. Yeah, exactly. So.
00:21:49
Speaker
No, I just got this little Bluetooth speaker that I've had for probably 10, 11 years, 12 years, something like that. I love that damn thing. Oh my God, it's awesome. Yeah, but I mean, how loud can it be, really? It's actually pretty loud. I mean, it's not as loud as yours. Oh, I doubt it. It's 12 and something. What the hell's going on? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What'd you do? We're still live, yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, I know we're still live.
00:22:20
Speaker
No, but it's one of those things is like, Brian, what's your, what's your email message me your email. I thought I had it.
00:22:27
Speaker
You don't have to do it on here. Not here, but senator privately. You got to explain these things. No, but like you can put it on here. I don't care. I mean, there's times where I'll just sit here and crank up my Spotify and just rock out. What's up, Tim? I'll just rock out while I'm working. Hey, how you been, stranger? But it's it's I couldn't be happier, except for it doesn't necessarily have enough space, but
00:22:55
Speaker
I don't listen to a whole lot of rap while I'm working, so it's not good. You don't listen to gangster rap? I thought you was gangster, didn't you just watch that? Oh dude, I watched that fucking, I watched that straight out of Compton and I was like, I went crazy for like four hours with gangster rap that night, last night.
00:23:13
Speaker
I was up till like four o'clock in the morning. You don't know nothing about gangster rap until you're listening to Chris Cross. Go ahead and make you jump. No, you know what? The one thing I love that Rock the Bell station. I didn't know the story. I didn't know the story at easy either. I was kind of like, I literally had to start Googling shit. I went through the movie. Well, then you forgot to give us another bag.
00:23:41
Speaker
They forgot to give you a bag. What did you guys have a bag of stuff? What did you get? Where's mine? I got, she got pins that look like. Oh, the syringes. Yeah. She's got like, like.
00:24:08
Speaker
They're all black. They're not that good. You know what? Here's what's funny. My mom used to get those because they're all black. My mom being a nurse, the doctor tells us, you have reps come in all the time. Oh, yeah. I remember that. Well, yeah. And I got in trouble one time for having a syringe pen at school. They're like, you can't have that here. I'm like, why? It's a fucking pen. But I remember getting in trouble for that. So be careful when you take it to school.
00:24:37
Speaker
You know, I told the, I tell you, Jeff said, we're that ostracized real fast. Jeff said, we're that to school. It'll be a part of your uniform. We were at JCPenney's again, again, pops has been spoiling the kids all day, buying them all kinds of crazy shit. Whatnot. We're at JCPenney and over there in like the athletic wear and the sports wear and stuff like that.
00:25:02
Speaker
They had the champion brand. I said, look, I got my own, I've got my own brand here. Nobody's watching us. They're watching her in the background. You know, they could see you in the background. She said, I just realized. Where did you get your shirt? Where did you get your shirt? Cause I want her shirt. Her dad got it for her because her dad's awesome.
00:25:26
Speaker
Now there's a Stranger Things store. I got it on Amazon. What is he saying? He asked why you got that shirt because he wanted it. Get on fucking Amazon, put in the search bar, Hellfire Club shirt, and it'll be the first thing that pops up. Get the Amazon one. Don't beat you. Don't beat you. I already got one. I already got one that's on the plate. Yeah. Because there's a Stranger Things store in France, and somebody went crazy over there.
00:25:54
Speaker
uh yeah she uh i bought that why that's i dude the crazy thing was is i got her i thought i got her a men's large and it was a women's large and it was a little bit too small because i run a little small and i i messaged amazon as soon as she tried it on i said shirt was the wrong size too small blah blah blah no worries keep the shirt we'll refund you so then they put it on my they gave me an amazon credit and then i just bought the that one that she has now so i wound up with two shirts for the price of one
00:26:23
Speaker
Well, you give the other one to Austin. Oh, well, same difference. No, I don't want a shot. Get your vaccination. Working. Oh, back to real life, huh, Tim? Not on baby leave anymore. How is the little one? I'm making dinner. What you making? Salad.
00:26:46
Speaker
Suck. That's not dinner. That's rabbit. That's what I feed by dinner. Well, let me clear a phrase. They're making chicken salad. So I bought, you know, we do like chicken salad. I buy popcorn chicken, throw in the oven, cook it, and then I get the bag of salad. But then I get cucumbers and green peppers and tomato and cheese. There's nothing healthy about this salad at all. Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:27:12
Speaker
It's like those taco salads you get from Taco Bell, they say salad, but it's not a salad. It's not healthy. It's, but everyone's taco nuts and just buy a shit ton of veggies and make me a badass salad. I love a good salad.
00:27:31
Speaker
Yeah, by the time it's all said and done, even the lettuce that's in the salad is no longer healthy. The salad is basically a meth infused. OK, but when it comes to salad dressing, what do you prefer? I like ranch. I do, but I also love a good Thousand Island.
00:28:00
Speaker
There's a place in Mansfield called Sweeney's too that they have a raspberry vinaigrette. Now I'm not a raspberry guy. I don't like berry except strawberry, but their raspberry vinaigrette is off the chain. It's amazing. And I'm actually in touch with the owner. I used to work there. So I'm in touch with owner. I'm gonna see if he could send me like a couple of leaders, like a two liter bottle of it.
00:28:29
Speaker
because it's amazing. I just got to figure out getting it through customs. But oh, that stuff. But but you let me guess you you I have a rule if when it comes to salad, if it's not swimming in salad dressing, it's not a salad. Mine has to look like cereal.
00:28:51
Speaker
Yeah, that's, that's a bit excessive. Not necessarily. But I have to have sauce on like salad dressing on each beat of my salad. Like I like, you know, like every piece of lettuce I have has to have something on it. It can't just be just a piece of lettuce. Yeah.
00:29:19
Speaker
No, I am. I don't. It's not swimming. But I mean, I like a lot of sorry, I'm trying to send this out to Brian. I do like a lot of dressing on there. Oh, my God, you made me type the whole goddamn thing out. I'm still here. No, you're fine. I was sending it. Brian, check your emails. No, it's fine. No, I had to turn off my camera. If you're still watching.
00:29:52
Speaker
I found it. I did have your email just, but, uh, yeah. So it's just, Hey, what's cucumber? I don't care. You can do the whole thing. I don't care. Unless you, if you want to do half of it and then you guys eat the other half, I don't care. I don't know. You can try. Don't make a mess.
00:30:20
Speaker
Once you come over here so everybody can see you trying to break it, you come over in half. Do it, do it. Show us how tough you is. Or is it? Okay, just go get a knife and cut it in half. Yeah, she really is. She's struggling something here. She's just going to bust a blood vessel. There you go. That's not fair. That's because I have... That's not fair. I have Hulk strength.
00:30:43
Speaker
It's more like retard strength or whatever. I'm back to a cucumber. Dude, you know the movie I watched the other day? I watched a Bison Ben the other day. I watched a Bison Ben the other day. Gary Sinise. And I forgot how messed up that movie is. Is that the one with Lenny? Yeah, that's the one with Lenny. It was to me, but the red.
00:31:14
Speaker
I could have swore that I seen a version of it with Gary Sneeze playing the George and Vincent D'Onofrio playing Lenny. But that one doesn't exist. I want to see a movie. I can't remember his name. I want to see...
00:31:34
Speaker
I want to see a movie. What's eating the mice of Sling Blade and give me Leonardo DiCaprio from What's Eating Gilbert Grape and Sling Blade and a movie together. What's eating the mice of Sling Blade and just put those three goofy bastards in a movie together. That would be a good one.
00:32:01
Speaker
Uh, the movie has, uh, yeah, that's what he said. This is like, Oh gee, the creators, uh, Tony's John Malkovich plays Lenny. I sent Brian, uh, I sent Brian in and like Tim, we could probably pull you up if you were available to Saturday night. We ain't got nothing else going on for it. We had four Monday, we had four Wednesday. We had a full house Wednesday smokes joined the show. Smoke's the newest member of, uh, the nonsensical family. Shout out to smoke. If he's out there yet, he'll, he'll be.
00:32:30
Speaker
coming in shortly in the chatters box. But he joins us on Monday nights now. Mr. Ace Whirl Smoke from Sunday Night Smoke podcast. He's a member of the family now. Do you guys get each other back? Yeah. I was coming in here to tell you that. Let
Humor in Pop Culture and Shopping Stories
00:32:50
Speaker
me help you out. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that until I asked you to do the tour. Pretty sure there is a version of Vincent D'Onofrio playing.
00:33:00
Speaker
character of Lenny. I'm almost certain of it because I could have swore I've seen it. Whatever it was like on Broadway or some shit like that. No no it was like a movie but it was like because he's locked in for to play Kingpin for basically the entire rest of his life. Oh I don't doubt it. And Marvel. He looks like he's gonna be lost. He's greatest Kingpin. He's been Kingpin on Daredevil and
00:33:27
Speaker
he's killing. He's absolutely killing it as kingpin. I love it. Yeah, he yeah but he fits it. He fits it. Yeah. And don't be wrong. I liked what was what was old boy's name? Uh the guy that died. Um Bing Rhames. No, not Bing Rhames. It was there. Michael Clark Duncan. Michael Clark Duncan. He killed it as as him and what the ****
00:33:57
Speaker
Yes. No, they went to Spirit Halloween, obviously. Now I have a demon in my house to go with my ghost friend. Well, you know, now you get the full set. I got the demon. I've got sleep, but I've got I've got Frank the ghost. I've got my sleep paralysis demon who who was officially hates me. And now I've got demon cash in the house.
00:34:25
Speaker
I guess it's high time for me to break out my flannel and get my Dean Winchester on. Or Sam, no Sam, where's the flannel? I don't know, but he's in here giving me shots. Pops is, Pops is back there in the background. Oh, there he is. You guys spending all your money? Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:51
Speaker
See you there. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
00:35:22
Speaker
had a sleep paralysis demon that he got mad at and like threw a record at him and it was a Michael Jackson record into which every night for like six months the sleep paralysis demon was was listening to the Michael Jackson thriller album practicing dancing and then one night the guy was like I finally had enough and I yelled at him and then he was gone it was all like sad and melodramatic and he was like
00:35:47
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I really miss him. I wish I knew how he was doing, you know, like he wasn't, because the demon was keeping him up all hours a night, listening to Michael Jackson, dancing. And he went out and yelled at him. He's like, why don't you get a job or do something with your life? And then the next day the demon was gone. And then it was like three months later, he got a postcard in the mail and it was from his, it was like from sleep paralysis demon. Just so you know, I took your advice and I moved to California.
00:36:12
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And I'm pursuing my dream of being a Michael Jackson impersonator. Everything's going great out in California. I miss you, buddy. He's like, I miss you, buddy. And I really can't wait to see you again. And the guys where he did it pans out. He's like, what the fuck? Dude, I saw. Did you see the TikTok? It's like an interview. Do you remember Eddie? I think it's Eddie Griffith.
00:36:41
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yeah yeah he uh he was talking about how how uh michael jackson was gangster oh jesus christ and he's like how the interviewer is like how is michael jackson gangster he's like no think about it michael jackson was hanging out with the beetles and said how much does the beetles uh
00:37:03
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inventory go for, they're like, oh, like 60 million. While he's hanging out with him, he goes and offers 64 million and buys it. And then they're like, what the fuck? You bought our shit? And he's like, well, yeah, you said 60. I paid 64. So you got to pay more. Yeah. I was like, damn, that's gangster. Eddie Griffin said they're going to, if that ain't gangster, I don't know what is. Yeah, I don't know what the hell is.
00:37:34
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Yeah, goddamn, these kids made out today. Holy shit. Yeah, they did. Jesus. Well, Roxanne got a whole new outfit at American Eagle. Buggy got some new clothes at J.C. Benny. And then there's like this little flea market over by the mall. But it's really cool because it's got all these old school, like the original GI Joes and video games and a lot of old, like, you know, like there's a toy gun in there.
00:38:03
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that when I was about Cash's age, and I remember this gun because it was one of my favorite toys ever, but it was one of those guns that you pulled the trigger and it made all kinds of noise, but it had six different, it had like, no, no, no, like it lit up and everything. And it looked futuristic. It looked futuristic. It was like a sawed off shotgun, but there was a volume control on it. So you can turn it up and down. There was like 10, there was like 10 different gun noises. And then there was another setting on it.
00:38:30
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And they have it there. And I'm really thinking about going back and buying it just because it was one of the, it's the same exact gun I had when I was casting cash his age. So, you know, then
00:38:51
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I was informed today that I should be proud of myself because I'm raising a nerd, because Buggy bought a D&D shirt, Dungeons and Dragons shirt, and some other nerd hoodies at this free market. Dungeons and Dragons are popular now, it's because of Stranger Things. Well, yeah, which is, yeah, exactly. Which is why she bought them, because it's related to Stranger Things. Right, exactly. And, you know, then they got all the Funko Pops. I mean, they've got Funko Pops for days, plus all kinds of other, just all kinds of other really cool shit.
00:39:19
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So they got stuff in there. And then they just went to Spirit Halloween and they got stuff there. And it's just like, oh. And Pops was like, I felt bad. Well, you know, I, yeah, you know, I felt bad, but Pops was like, you know, and I was getting a little bit annoyed and he was like,
00:39:38
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I'm the one doing it. I want to. I'm having fun. I'm enjoying myself. I was like, yeah, no, but I feel bad because it's one of those things. It's, it's, it's, you know, my wife got on me. She's like, you know, you spent five grand about two weeks. Yeah. But, you know,
00:39:53
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I can't say big shut up here in Europe for the second time in three months. No, but no, no, but she's like, I, I, the, the thing is, it's like, she's like, but you, you didn't buy anything substantially. You bought stupid shit. Yeah. But that's the joy of having money. I can't, I can't take it with me. If I die, I got money saved. I'm not worried about it. You know, coming in, you know, it's not like I do it every day.
00:40:23
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That's exactly what they did. I mean, that's what Cash did. Like, Cash got these stupid little mystery cat versus pickle thing. I don't know. It's some new weird toy. I don't know. It's a mystery bag, and you're either going to get a pickle or a cat. Well, he got a pickle and a cat because Pops bought him two bags. Right. And then when we were at that flea market, he found the action figure. I don't know. Cash.
00:40:46
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I'll show you. I got to see these. Yeah. I'm confused. Well, when we were at the flea market, cash was looking through the action figures and one of these like 12 inch action figures. He found Chris Pratt's character from Jurassic park. Okay. Cool. And which, you know, he, did you guys, what the hell is that? Where's Tony? That's supposed to be a hot dog. Yeah. I don't know what that means. Did you guys lighthouse tortilla chip or block of cheese?
00:41:16
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Yeah, I thought it was a hot dog and a hot dog bun, but it's got red and white stripes on it. I think it's a lighthouse and a block of cheese. Did you guys like the cheese? Lighthouse cheese? Cheese house? Cheese house? You can't hover over it and it'll tell you where it is. Yeah. I put it up on the screen for those questioning what the hell we're talking about. What talk are these two idiots talking about? But then he found like a little blue, the raptor, raptor, raptor, raptor. Oh, the raptors?
00:41:46
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Yeah. And then he found this fucking crazy looking action figure from spawn that he got at the flea market and then Austin got some stuff. I'm just like, it's a whole pointless stuff, but they wanted it and pops was like, okay, leave me the fuck alone. I'm like, all right.
00:42:03
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Oh, man. Oh, that sounded wet. That was wet. That sounded wet. Right on the carpet. I'm going to slip on that later on and be like, oh, my gosh, I watched that new movie, Me Time. What is Tim doing? What is that, Tim? What is that, Tim? Tim, use your words. Does it say think? I can't make it bigger, so I don't know.
00:42:31
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Uh, but I did watch that new movie Me Time with, um, uh, Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart. I watched the whole movie and barely cracked a smile. I mean, it was cute, but it was silly. Kevin Hart basically played the same character. He always does. But it wasn't, um, didn't blow my skirt up. Just, eh.
00:43:01
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I'm still trying to figure out what you have to type it out phonetically or something, because we have no idea what you're talking about.
Movie Reviews and Fantasy Football
00:43:13
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But no, I watched that. That movie was decent. I was actually quite impressed with it. Mark Wohlberg did shit.
00:43:24
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What was the chick's name in that? I gotta figure it out. It's meantime. Yeah, I'm sorry. I had to go by those. That was something else. But I see the video for that today.
00:43:51
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It was okay. It wasn't, like I said, Kevin Hart plays the guy that something always fucked up happens to you. Oh, he plays the same guy. He always plays like The Rock. The same character in every movie. It reminded me of the Kevin Hart from Ride Along, only more reluctant. Yeah.
00:44:15
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And it was just, it wasn't great, but it was like, even like, I love watch Mark Wahlberg. I think Mark Wahlberg is an amazing actor and I love most of the shit, but he just played such a dork. Yeah. So here's that cat pic they're going to figure out.
00:44:32
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Okay, I can't pickle. So it's literally a pickle which is a weird little design on it. They have right. So that's this is Joe the pickle and this is blank blank page the cat and it looks like a blank piece of notebook paper. Yeah. So and there's a whole bunch like they got tat cat and it's yellow. It's got a little tattoos and stuff all over over there. They've got nice, but it's cat versus pickle. I don't know some silly shit that he's seen on tiktok that came across when we were at the mall today.
00:45:01
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And, but he'll play with it. That's the thing. Like, that's the crazy thing. He'll play with them. He'll play with it for like an hours. Yeah. Yeah. He plays with them all the time. Yeah. I sent you, I sent you an email, Brian. Check your email. He'll play with them all the time. But yeah, like right now, I just wanted out there to blow my nose and he's already got his Jurassic Park dinosaurs all out on the living room floor. And he's got that action figure out there.
00:45:31
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I'm like, I don't think Chris Pratt was controlling the T-Rex or the Bingo Dougas source. No, he tried. He tried. No, he had control of the Raptors, but he's got a couple blues. You know, you know that there's CGI in that that was almost unnecessary. Wait a minute. I thought those were real dinosaurs in that movie. No, no, no, no. I'm not talking about the dinosaurs.
00:45:56
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Oh, so the dinosaurs were real. On the Howard chick. Ron Howard's daughter. What's her name? I don't know. Ron Howard has a daughter. Yeah, she plays the redhead in those movies. And the new ones? Yeah, that's Ron Howard's daughter. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Damn it. Now I gotta look it up. Drag me nuts. Jurassic.
00:46:30
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I don't know. Oh, Bryce Dallas Howard. Bryce Dallas Howard. That's Ron Howard's kid. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. That's crazy. Yeah. They they you CGI on her as well.
00:46:52
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I don't know. I didn't think he was that old, but yeah, apparently he actually is. Dude, you're talking about Opie fucking Taylor. He's older than you and I. Like, he was old when you and I were 15. Yeah, but I just didn't realize he was that old. I mean, like, I didn't... Well, you know what I mean? Like, his daughter's 41. He had her when he was like... She's my age. She was 80. She was born in March 2, 81.
00:47:21
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But apparently, they photoshopped her butt to make her butt look small. You see GI to make her butt look small. That is not a joke. Huh? I didn't know that. You didn't know?
00:47:46
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She she also she was in the movie. What's at the village with the I'm not Shyamalan. She played the blind chick. That's her. Yeah, no, I didn't know that was Ron Howard's daughter. I had no idea. Oh really? See, do you see where how I got confused on Michael B. Jordan?
00:48:04
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No, actually, I don't. No, no, no, no, no. She got a beautiful beauty, Brian. I'm not joking. No, no, no. You're not going to justify the Michael B. Jordan in the Michael B. Jordan comic. You're not going to justify it. There's Tony.
00:48:22
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You're not going to justify any way, shape, and or form. You are going to live with, you are going to live with that fucking mistake for the rest of your goddamn life. There's no justification. Stop it. No, stop it. Dude, ice cubes kid fucking killed it as ice cube. What's the question? Yeah, but that's, that's ice cubes kids. Nothing. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff's trying to- Did you get Christ house Howard? Was Ron Howard's kid? Do what?
00:48:49
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He don't even know who Bryce Dallas Howard is. Brian, I just sent you another email, buddy. Let me give you a disclaimer. First of all, I'm half drunk, so no, I don't know what you're talking about. Let me give you a disclaimer. Shut the fuck up. I just want to make a reappearance on this, though, because both of you motherfuckers need, and I think I just proved about the fact that I just popped up and people are probably going to celebrate.
00:49:20
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We're celebrating. We were celebrating. I wasn't looking at the screen. We were celebrating. Tony showed up. We were celebrating. This is for all you broadcasts out there. This is their celebration. Don't know how to broadcast when you go. What's going on, Smoke? If you're not in the house, you don't know what you're doing, and y'all suck. That's why we the best around here.
00:49:39
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Yeah, we the best. I'll drink to that. I'm going back in here with my Crown Royal Peach, all this food, and about 75 relatives. So damn it, if you ain't had a family reunion like this, get it? Yeah, we had a good time. It's been fun. I've been there. We used to do that back in the day. I'm glad you enjoyed the fam, man. Tell the fam when we said what's up. Tell the fam to follow the show. It's clear for me. Wow. Yeah, tell us how to follow the show.
00:50:22
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I've got a I've got an always invited invite what's going on cause I always get invited to the barbecues in the family reunions.
00:50:36
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Only if you know how to cook. How about that? I do know how to cook, and I know how to drink. We all know that. I know how to drink. Smoke was good, brown was good, busted rubber was good. Any and everybody else watching. I know how to eat. Does that count? It counts for something. I'm about to go back to the festivities, fellas. Hey, enjoy your time. What's up, brother? Enjoy. Be safe. Y'all be good, man. Yeah, me too. Tell the family, say, what's up? I will. I will, definitely.
00:51:06
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and a little impromptu from our guy Tony. Tony is, for those of you who don't know, I said in the beginning of the show, Tony is up in New York, getting down with his family. They got the family reunion going on. So it looks like my man's having a blast. I've been watching some of it. Right, so he ain't got that mail yet. So maybe he got his mail. Where the hell? Where did you send me your email at? It's the email that you used that you sent us your top five to, Brian. Yeah, damn, Brian.
00:51:35
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What's going on, huh? I don't want to put your personal business out there, but it starts with an MC and ends with a BJ. That sounds provocative. My check blow job.
00:52:12
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I can't believe I divorced you. See you. Don't fuck up. You weren't that good back in the day. You've had practice, sir. Hey. Alright, I'm gonna I'm gonna send it through again. Here comes the third one. Check your spam. Check your spam. Check your
00:52:34
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sending, sending, sending, sent. I'm still fucking draining. I'm running man. My nose is yesterday. Got a problem. I got hit by a truck. I got on a bed yesterday and I was just like, oh, and I came in here and sat down and sent a message. I'm here, but I'm not here.
00:53:00
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Yeah, I was going to say, I'm looking at your email address. It's got your beautiful Hispanic face on there, Brian. It's like, I'm Filipino, you asshole! I'm not Hispanic. That's the first thing you're going to say when you come out. I'm thinking Filipino! No, the first thing he's going to say is, listen here, redneck standoff. All calm, cool, and collective.
00:53:27
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Listen here right in that candle. What's holding you back? This is just going to be tonight's going to kind of be just a little shoot to work kind of goof off. Yeah, just kind of a.
00:53:46
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fucking random ass Saturday. I'm halfway half time Filipino Vietnamese Thai all the same. It's all Asian. You got a little color there. That's all the matter.
00:54:02
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Well, you look Hispanic. What a name. You can be white for all we know. We white. My buddy, my buddy of mine in our group, our PlayStation group that we have. Guys, there's five of us and we all met outside of me and my one buddy who lives around the corner from me. We all met playing Call of Duty just randomly. Just randomly happened.
00:54:30
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We met playing Call of Duty online and then for years we played every Saturday night. We played Call of Duty until like two, three, four in the morning, drinking beers, whatever. And the one guy that's in our group, he's half white, half Filipino. And we call him the giant jolly green Asian because he's like nine and a half feet tall.
00:54:57
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Dude, have you seen that chick on TikTok that's like, she's almost seven foot? The chick that claims to be almost seven foot, she's actually six too. Yeah, I don't know. All I know is every time I see her video, I'm like, you know what? I would climb you like a tree. Yeah. Can we get a little what the fuck news? Yeah. Coming up in the second hour, my friend. Yeah, we'll do that in the second hour.
00:55:25
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I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. She stands next to a refrigerator. I'm trying to get Brian up in here. Or anybody else who wants to join us. Thank you. We're just hanging out. It's like a 5, 9, 6-foot refrigerator. And she towers over his window. I can just give you the sound bite. I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. Stories. So listen to this. Listen to this. OK, listen. Look at those numbers. Yes, right. Look at those numbers.
00:55:54
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uh i'm gonna tell you i should have played that what tony was in here oh my goodness gracious i fell down i fell down a rabbit why is it not going through let me try this i fell down a rabbit hole you know who ben shapiro is right oh my god that guy's a fucking savage right
00:56:19
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Well, his producers did a compilation and there's like nine or 10 of them now, but where he watches the extreme left on TikTok and then comments. Oh my God. It's so savage. All right. I just tried it a different way through the email. So check that Brian.
00:56:43
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If not, just add me on G-chat. If he's got G-chat. It's Gmail. If he's got a Gmail account, it's, no, it's G-chat. You can chat through Gmail. Or just add me on Facebook. Glitch, Chris. I don't, I just, I don't care who listens and hears this. Go ahead and add me on Facebook. Glitch, Chris. And then I'll send you a message. They're all in the comments, so it's okay. I mean, shit, I've given myself. Oh, shit, my bad smoke. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
00:57:10
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Uh-oh, there he is. Uh-oh. Yeah, let's bring up smoke. We can get a full house in here. Tim, you coming up? Come on, let's see how many motherfuckers we can squeeze in. Can we bring up to 10? Let's see how many motherfuckers I can squeeze in Jeff's hole. Yeah, everybody that's in the chat. Everybody who's in the chat, send an email to Nonsense Go Nonsense podcast at gmail.com. We'll send you a link. We'll bring you up tonight.
00:57:38
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all in Jeff's hole Jeff you're like you're like yeah yeah wait what the fuck hold on a minute what did i just agree to we're all getting to Jeff's holes tonight wait a minute
00:58:03
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Jeff's got plenty of holes for all of it. I don't know how many people we can have in here. Let's just have a fucking complete shit show to do that. I'm getting fucking wrecked tonight. I know that much. I need to. I got nothing to do. Somebody yelled at these kids and I can do that all week. I got nothing to do tomorrow, man. I'm going to get up and watch the, uh, I'm just kidding. I'm not going to get wrecked tonight, but I am going to have, I mean, I'm going to have some beers tonight. Um, but, um,
00:58:32
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Hey, yo. Yeah. Okay. So I got Brian. Brian, I got your, I got your email, Brian. But, um, free Jeff tonight. Smoke says free Jeff. Yes. It's all you can eat. All you can eat Jeff, Jeff buffet. Yeah, this is a bootay. Smoke, I hit you with that, uh, with that link Bubba.
00:59:01
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Yeah, come on up, Smoke. Why is cracking ass? This is the this is the this is the this is the this is the fan show. We're bringing the fan episode. Yeah.
00:59:24
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There he is. There he is. Okay, smoke at the. He still got dialed up. The **** tries to get on the internet. It's like,
00:59:54
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Thanks for having me man just coming to rock out with y'all for How we do it how's everything man some Ryan having trouble
01:00:04
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I've said, I've said, Brian, like 27 emails, Brian's going to be the only one. It must be that, uh, what is that called? What is that called? The, uh, that you bear that protection that you use to protect your internet. Words are hard.
01:00:26
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That's that's the anti-spire wear that's antivirus
01:00:45
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Like Ryan show your car I pulled over the perfect time
01:01:11
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Pops was here earlier, Pops was here earlier, and I was trying to upload Wednesday's show. And I was scrolling through, because sometimes I scroll through, you know, I bring the show up and I scroll through, listen for a minute or two. So I can kind of refresh my memory of what we're listening to. Yeah, on what we were talking about. And I scroll through and I stop. And it's both Jeff and Smoke, just both of y'all said some of the racist shit.
01:01:39
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And they called me and Tony just called Jeff's way and smokes black. And yep. It's all balanced. Pause just looked at me. He didn't even say anything. He just went.
01:01:57
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quality pops. What do you want? It's 2022. We're all about equality. It's one of those things you put a room full of Hollywood writers in and they wouldn't write in the fact that smokes. That's what I put the description of the show. We have urban legends, sports.
01:02:23
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Sports and smoking racist, most racist comments with a disclaimer. They came with a disclaimer, right? Like I'm trying to at least give disclaimers. Hey. My racism comes with a disclaimer. Should I should I give my disclaimer while he's talking? If you put if you put teach a teacher monkeys how to use a typewriter, you put a bunch of monkeys in a room and eventually they'll type out Shakespeare.
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01:02:54
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You've heard that, right? I've never heard that, but. You've never heard that concept? No, Jeff. How long does it take on your Gmail? On your Gmail, you have you have where you have your inbox and then below it, you have chat. Well, so what I was saying about the description I put, I put click, click at the guys dive into urban legends.
01:03:23
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The joys of parenting, side effects of medicine and cooking mixed with a little racism. From smoke. Yeah. You got to tag my name on the racism just to keep it. You know, I want you guys to stay clear with some of the heat that I get. Two white guys are being racist. Yeah. Yeah. Throw, throw, throw.
01:03:43
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Yeah, it's a little smoke racism and just in the permit to see if he's black. OK, by the way, he's black. So it's OK. Don't don't don't report us. I don't have a teacher. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. Hold on. I don't do it. It's on the phone, right? Go to our podcast. No. Hold on.
01:04:11
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I don't have it. The password is same on that, right? Chris? Huh? Yeah. Yeah, I haven't changed. Yo, Brian. Brian, go on your email, though. Get off that AOL. I am a dumbfounded idiot. Get off that AOL and tag in. What is G-chat? I don't know what G-chat is. Google chat. It's Google chat. It's the, um... Oh, god, Tina. You fat double hearted.
01:04:41
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I don't want to change my.
01:04:46
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You're the only person who has problems with getting an email, Brian. Just, yeah, Brian, get it. Get the email. Like, don't go like log into your email. They probably gave you a password. You may have wrote it down like when the bottom of your sneaker or something, maybe worn off by now. You got to write it in a safer place. Promotions 101 teaches you about click plate and you throw
01:05:12
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and you throw what? Oh god, Michael Myers is here. Who the **** is Michael Myers? Alright. Wait, what? Cool. We just like him. Oh, that's my dude. What's going on? Yes. Come on. Shout out to Michael Myers. He doesn't talk much. He just hangs out and has a certain look. Cool, man. Thanks for joining us. Just sit there and talk to me if you want to toss my uh
01:05:38
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wave those around in your in your mouth. Only on holidays, Halloween only. He only juggles balls on Halloween. We went to Glick to top Michael Myers. This is
01:06:07
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man. Oh, okay. This is this is why I wouldn't do good at all because I'm like, ooh, Michael Myers. What are you going to do? Suck my dick, queer. He comes out in the chainsaw. That's when she gets real. Hey, here. I got a beer. Shut up, Michael Myers. Calm down. Why are you so angry? Like, let's let's chat.
01:06:31
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I'd be the one guy that gets the serial killer fucking wasted. Next thing you know, he's got a mask, the Alalona couch laughing. Playing Call of Duty together. That's me a controller. That mask is fucking awesome. That is a nice mask. What the fuck?
01:06:56
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He probably doesn't have to pay for his internet either. Just go to the office with the machete every month. Okay, we're gonna credit you. All good, all good.
01:07:13
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Sounds good. You're supposed to be older than that, man. Like from the 80s. That's not Michael Myers. That's Tim. That's Tim.
01:07:31
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Tony D in the house in New York. We pulled up on Tony D's and I pulled up on him. Did you pull up on him today? Yeah, I pulled up on him yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. I was in Brooklyn yesterday, actually. So I got to roll up on Tony D. It was, you know, we just hung out for. Brian, just send me a friend request on Facebook. Glick Chris. Just put that out there again.
01:07:57
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01:08:08
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Yeah, I got the shout out my dude Tony D whenever he's in New York I try to just at least you know stop by for a few minutes Um, so I tried to it actually worked out pretty good because he was like you'll be in town I was like perfect. Um, I had to go to Brooklyn this weekend. So let me squeeze it into Friday and uh After I made my room, but just drove over there. Well, I drove I rode over there. I was on a bike actually
01:08:31
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This is the first time electric motorcycle first time I ever got caught in the fucking rain Fucking with Tony It started to sprinkle a little bit so I just pulled over to the gas station it was like more of a sun shower So um, I let the sun pass jump back on the bike I don't
01:09:04
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Shout out to Tony D's family viewing in in Brooklyn man Get back out there today for the barbecue Been all over town with the fucking motorcycle. I had to charge that shit up man battery getting a little bit low For a full charge
01:09:27
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Five hours, but that'll give me 80 miles range like I can go 80 miles, but I hadn't charged it in a few days I've been all over Brooklyn, Long Island Shit, uh went by Ted Hicks This afternoon since I was in Long Island shout out to Ted Hicks late night parents man. Give them a shout out Water I was dehydrated. I'm like yo Ronnie don't water. I'm in the area. I
01:09:54
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So it was all good. What were you saying? Jeff, you signed into our account. Yeah, that was just me. I just signed it. I'm trying to find the G20. What were you saying? What do you have? You said a motorized. Electric motorized.
01:10:10
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It's electric. It's electric. It's battery operated. So, you plug it up. Yeah, you plug that joint up and lit it hard and and and after that, it's automatic actually. So, it doesn't have a clutch. It's automatic. Three speed. Yeah, it's it's it's pretty cool, man. It's still warm out here in New York. So, I can get a couple more months to ride.
01:11:04
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the the the
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the the the the the
01:11:30
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uh okay i use it i use it all day long at work so like i literally i had it i did have it so once i downloaded it yeah all right i'm gonna try to say western union at last oh man my western union is is like the bane of my existence
01:12:21
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That's crazy sooner or later
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the the the
01:13:00
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Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, first and foremost, look at me, look at me. Now look, now look at Jeffrey. Now look back at me. Now look at Jeffrey. Now look back at me. Look at Michael Myers. Now look at Smoke Savitar. And now look at me. Out of the four of us, who do you think is going to have the hardest time with technology? It ain't me.
01:13:15
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Thank you.
01:13:33
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two thumbs and a smoking skull belt. This guy right here. In a bottle. The beer inside the bottle. Beer's good. Come on, Brian. You can do it. You can do it. Message in the bottle. Calm down there. Stay.
01:13:59
Speaker
We got a living urban legend in the building. You know what you need to do is take that dude with you to hell hell town, Chris. You're saying take Michael Myers with you to hell town and Tony, me and Smoke will send them truck. Wait for you dumbasses. Smoke, that reminds me, would you go into that town and start exploring?
01:14:28
Speaker
probably not
01:14:52
Speaker
I think I don't think Michael Myers has killed that many black folk. No, cuz we're not like the exploring type
01:15:07
Speaker
No, no, like we're not like we heard this fucked up over there. Like after it gets to the part two, three, four, after they remake the movie a few times and the word is on the street, we ain't even going over there, man. First and foremost, let's let's be honest. Bring it back. Hagenfield, Indiana or Illinois or Indiana, I think is where it's from. Really many black people in that neighborhood. It's kind of a white neighborhood.
01:15:33
Speaker
It wasn't until the Halloween movie that Buster Rhimes was in when the Black folk came to Michael Myers house when he finally got to kill Black folk. So his Black folk discount is really no he didn't kill Buster. I think he's at like three maybe four max.
01:15:56
Speaker
Oh, okay. Not bad. Less than a handful. He's on tour right now where we've been cleaning knives. Michael Myers has like, uh, has like, uh, five decades of killing white people. So, okay.
01:16:26
Speaker
out of all the killers like Michael Myers and Jason, who's killed the most black folk? Maybe Freddy. There he is. That's about fucking time. This guy, fucking technology. By hooker by crook, by hooker by crook, I'll find a way.
01:16:55
Speaker
this is the this is welcome to welcome to nonsensical nonsense the fan show the the the uh the uh the extended family show not fan the extended family show yeah there you go let's go yeah i have i have no idea
01:17:22
Speaker
I have no idea what was going on because it's like I sent, I sent Glick the email and then I log on and then I log on to my Gmail and I'm waiting. I'm refreshing. I checked the spam. Nothing. Check my promo. I checked every little tab, everything. I'm like, I'm waiting and I'm waiting. I'm waiting and I'm just going like, all right, fine. I'll just have to do it the way Ted would do it.
01:17:46
Speaker
He'll text me, he'll text me the link and then I'll take the link, email it, email myself. You couldn't click on the link that I texted you because when I texted you the link, it popped up and it was like.
01:18:02
Speaker
I know, I know. I took the link from my phone and then I emailed myself. I emailed myself and then that's how I got it. Yes. When I texted the email or when I texted the link, it actually popped up on my phone and I'm not showing. Oh, wait a minute.
01:18:17
Speaker
Yeah, so yeah, so that way work. So that's what like saying my number would work. But now I have your number reference. You can actually just send it to the phone. Just email. Where else can you get a cool background like that? Look at that. Oh, at about three o'clock in the morning. Of course, at about three, four o'clock in the morning, my time brand, we're going to get a starfish picture.
01:18:47
Speaker
It's going to be amazing. Oh, Jesus. Whatever. Give him your fucking number. Is that a whole? Did you just send me a picture? Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know what? You know what? You know what? Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Because when you get a reply from me, the only thing that's going to come out of your mouth is what the
01:19:16
Speaker
Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Trust me, it wouldn't be the first time that somebody sent me something and that was my reply. Generally entertaining. I'll send you a picture where somebody has a traffic cone stuck up their butt.
01:19:29
Speaker
Oh, how nice. Thank you for picking up the knife, Michael Meyer. Thank you. You think he's clipping? A traffic cone in the butt? That is an amateur hour for what the fuck is. That reminds me, we had that guy with the barbell up his ass. We had the guy with the barbell.
01:19:56
Speaker
Yeah, we had the guy with the anti-armor tank, Brown, and his buddy. We've had guys with shit stuffed that their junk was stuck in. We had guys who stuck stuff in their stuff.
01:20:16
Speaker
, and
01:20:40
Speaker
And he always comes in and like a urologist has to like constantly pull it out. And the guy got urologist, he came in so often for the same thing that the guy said, you know what? There's so much scar tissue down there. You come in one more time and I swear you will leave a Ken doll. Yeah. Cut that bitch off.
01:21:01
Speaker
He'll put he'll take like like strips of styrofoam Shove it down there one time. He took like the the inner part of the ink pen. I didn't sign up in there. Yeah We're gonna drop right now Michael my life down that was so vile Jesus
01:21:35
Speaker
Oh, I just got a unexpected dose of nonsensical nonsense that I wasn't ready for. I want to get a message from the parties to be like about Monday.
01:21:50
Speaker
Fucking god I may not I may not have belts, but I have rings. Hey man Before what are you talking? Oh, that was my that was my co-workers belt. Oh
01:22:10
Speaker
Oh, oh, yeah. So yeah, I got rings Brian. I got rings. I'm Tom Brady over here. I got rings. Turn around, turn around. Michael Myers is here.
01:22:36
Speaker
Yeah, that's that's like the low key X. This is extreme low key. The two. Yeah, say no. So you say off camera. So you say off camera. I don't smoke camera. Can you what? No, it's dark to open the curtain. Listen. What else?
01:23:08
Speaker
You're not gonna have no street no, I don't know There's only there's only two champ There's only two championships that I want I want the one with the rock where he has like the Brahma bull to smoke this Brahma bull belt
01:23:27
Speaker
And then I want the classic, I want the classic championship that Shawn Michaels held before when he lost at a WrestleMania before the new belt was introduced the next night. The old school. The old school. The old school. The old school. Yeah. Before it became the big eagle. So what did you have was big eagle, right? Yeah. Yeah. The one I had was big eagle.
01:23:56
Speaker
Now, my my my other best friend Lee, he has the WCW Championship and he has the the WWE Championship with the John Cena spinner. By the power of Grayskull.
Wrestling Belts and Awards Discussion
01:24:09
Speaker
Uh oh. So, I am I am so I need I need I need a championship. You're canceled. You're going to take care of you, Brian. Don't worry. We're going to take care of you.
01:24:24
Speaker
You got to pull up. You got to come on a few more appearances. You got to like we got to we got to do a few more jobs before you get a title. You got to you got to you got to get that Internet right. Brian, I got you a line. Don't worry, you good. As much as Stone Cold is my guy and this was my dream belt. So shout out to smoke. Thank you again, brother. I love this thing. You have no. You have no idea how much this means to me. I've wanted one since I was a kid in the 90s.
01:24:55
Speaker
But that Brahma Bull belt that The Rock did, probably two of my top three favorite customized WWE belts were obviously Smokin' Skull, The Brahma Bull, and Edge's Rated R Superstar spinning belt. He was only champ for three weeks, and I was watching him early.
01:25:26
Speaker
I'm sorry. I just thought of the belt that I really do like other than the Brahma bull that I that I would like but the other championship that I would love to have and it was introduced on the stone cold podcast to the undertaker his custom undertaker belt that belt is silver purple black. I did see that.
01:25:48
Speaker
the the
01:26:05
Speaker
Yeah, I'll take the Undertaker Championship. I would put that Undertaker Championship in there at that number four spot. And like I said, my three, obviously the spoken skull, that Brahma bull belt was pretty sick. And that rated our superstar when he won the belt for Cena. And he turned that spinning belt into his, that shit was sick, man. That shit was awesome.
01:26:29
Speaker
I read the backdrop on that because I was looking for the rated R belt, but they like when they make the belts, they have it. They have like different different some of the makes look like a standard, like a two millimeter thickness. So I'm just giving a little background. Some of them are four millimeter thickness. It depends. And like the thinner belt, for example, when you get a nice one, it's it's like four millimeter, but it's like three. It's like three dimensional. Right. So what they did with the spinner belt, I was reading the backdrop on it with the rated R.
01:27:00
Speaker
They wanted to make him a title, but they weren't sure how long his run was gonna be That was terrible that was yeah, he was somebody that uh got got too broken up too fast So it kind of thing them but that he was the he was the he was the guy that they should have pushed a little harder towards the As in a company
01:27:23
Speaker
But the story of the backdrop was they said well instead of making him a new belt, you know Well, let's just replace the piece in the middle because we're gonna put it back on Cena soon Sooner than later, so it'll be an easy transition just to be like drop. You know what I mean? Just take the piece off. That was really cheesy It was a shitty pop out like like that was kind of crappy like like he deserved a little better But you know
01:27:49
Speaker
Well, real quick, real quick. I don't want to completely pull the e-brake, but we can go back to, you know, what we was talking about. Hit it. Hit the brake, man. Any of y'all in the medical field sneaking tooth 50, if you're still in here. Man, hey, I don't ever want to have a hat. I don't ever want to have to have a catheter. Cut that little thing off. I don't care. It ain't that big. It ain't that impressive. Cut that son of a bitch off. If you've ever had to put a catheter in somebody, I am.
01:28:36
Speaker
No, but I used to do piercings. And doing the Prince Albert, I would charge $250 to even consider it. And I still weren't prepared as loved. And I always said the same thing. You hold it, I'll stab it. I haven't done a catheter on a live patient, but when I was going for medical assistant and certified nurse assistant, we had to practice on a mannequin. And I'm, no, no, I take the back. I take the back.
01:28:43
Speaker
Wow. You're not all heroes wear capes. That's all I gotta say. I'm good.
01:29:06
Speaker
I've done a catheter on a female, but yeah, I've done a catheter on a female, but not on a male. It's a lot easier for the female, like a hot dog in a tunnel. Yeah.
01:29:18
Speaker
It's a lot more space. Oh, wait. That's you know what I'm saying. A car in a tunnel. Yeah. But it was kind of funny. It was kind of funny, though, like when my when my when my best friend was in the hospital because he was on the catheter and he just goes, man, I fart. I pee. I giggle. I pee anything no matter what. I pee. And then when they took it out, he's like, I'm scared to pee now. I pee daily. Oh, my.
01:29:48
Speaker
I'm good. Yeah. Yeah that that was yeah I'm ever to the point where I need a cat. They're just fucking shoot me in the forehead call of the day You know I just try to still function I'm gonna go through the pain and come back. God damn it Just pull the plug just
01:30:15
Speaker
No, wait a while man. Hey dude, dude, give it a few fucking days, man The hospital bills you man, don't worry about that shit I'm just gonna put that out there just ever in a coma
01:30:37
Speaker
I'm just going to come in and unplug it for five minutes and then plug it back in. Unplug it for five minutes, plug it back in for a couple hours. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, which should do. No, no, no.
01:31:00
Speaker
know what you what you should do if he's if he's got like if he's got like a like a full face mask on do the jackass like fart into the line where he smells it. Yeah. Oh lord.
01:31:21
Speaker
Let it, let it be though, Jeffrey, if you're ever in a coma, I'm going to do so much random shit to play. I'd be like, nurse, you should pull his leg, pull his ankles up over his head and blow into his cart. Like, yeah, Jeff, that was a Ruben sandwich you just smelled. Oh, extra, extra, extra sauerkraut.
01:31:50
Speaker
I never want to be a burden on my loved ones. So if I'm everywhere, you're not going to be a burden. You're not going to be home and sleeping at night. You're going to be an absolute play toy for me if you're ever in a coma. You're going to be a burden on people that are getting paid in a hospital. I'm going to be coming to the hospital and be like, this is his first husband. I'm going to go ahead and claim responsibility.
01:32:21
Speaker
I'm gonna spearhead the revival attempt
01:32:26
Speaker
Yeah. I'm going to roll there on a tricycle in a master's song. Mr. Songbo. Mr. Songbo. As soon as he comes out of his coma, I'm going to have my belt on my shoulder and get smacking with the head of the bed man. Then I go right back out.
01:32:58
Speaker
smell the sauerkraut smell the sauerkraut smell the sauerkraut
01:33:18
Speaker
I mean if you think about it if you mix like honey Dijon mustard with sauerkraut it does have an intriguing smell
01:33:39
Speaker
The only thing that's going to save Jeff and I from humiliation and complete embarrassment is we have to die at the exact same moment. Yeah, because we're both just going to either fuck with the corpse or fuck with the one that's on lifespan. I'm going to take your corpse and go full on weekend at Bernie's trip.
01:34:03
Speaker
that the
01:34:26
Speaker
It is a verbal contract. I'm gonna give me some goddamn NASCAR hundred mile an hour duct tape. I'm duct taking Oh Jeff to me and we're just gonna fucking ball out for an entire
01:34:42
Speaker
Give him a lot of math facts for him. Like Luke Skywalker had a little backpack. You could throw him in like the little Yoda. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's not much bigger than Yoda. He's a little bigger than Yoda. I'm just not much bigger than Yoda. I'm just, you know, I'm just trolling around with my, with my. With like C3PO on the back of Chewbacca's back.
01:35:21
Speaker
I can just picture that and Jeff going like, hey, hey, hey, hey. That's fucked up.
01:35:35
Speaker
Mike Mike, it looks better with the lights off. Like you had the lights off for a second. It gives the real. Yeah, it gives the real. Hold up. Not on bright day. Oh, that gives the real.
01:35:56
Speaker
That's the whole, that's all out of the Jeff pack on my back. It'll just be his head and his arm. It'll just be like this. Everywhere we go. It's like a big boy. You can shimmy side to side. It looks like he's waving. Good. I'll have a string attached to it. I can move my arm and he can wave at everybody. And then we can do high fives and everything.
01:36:23
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Like, why don't you die? How much fun we can have you with die already, Jeff? Hurry up and die. Oh, my God. If you were dead, Jeff.
01:36:46
Speaker
Jeff's gonna get off the show and I'd be like, I just want me to die. That was three. He's gonna text me later. He's gonna text me later. He's gonna be like, I don't really want me to die. Do you? And I'm like, yeah, actually I kind of do. You're gonna be so much more fun if you're dead. Do it live on the show. Do it live on the show.
01:37:13
Speaker
It's going to be so fun if you're in a coma for like four months. And then once you're dead, we're going to have even more fun. You can parade you around for the weekend before the service. Before I'm all in top cocktail, you're dead ass.
01:37:35
Speaker
Is that like the faster verb of accreditation? Like rapid? Is that rapid? Oh, no. No, he's in Viking funeral. Chris thinks he's in Viking, so at his funeral, I'm going to come running up the aisle with a motherfucker and scream just before I throw it. He wanted this!
01:37:53
Speaker
the the
01:38:10
Speaker
Jeff and I went to end the show and then we wound up spending like another hour and a half, almost two hours discussing. Talking about what to do with one story. Two terrible things. The terrible things we're going to do with the other one. To the point where, you know, the Build-A-Bear studio where you go and you get a bear stuffed. I'm going to steal one of those and stuff Chris in the parking lot of the funeral. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:38:36
Speaker
with a winch. Because he's too heavy for me to pick up. I'm going to use a winch. She's going to wrap a winch around my leg. I'm going to sneak up an aisle with a winch behind me, hook him up, drag him out of the parking lot, and shove his ass into that Build-A-Bear thing. Shove the Build-A-Bear. And I'm throwing a ball at him. And I'm throwing a ball at him.
01:39:20
Speaker
of like, if I, like, I think I said something like, if I die, I want to be buried at sea or something like that. And then we got, we just took it to the first, furthest extremes of the most fucked up things we could think of. Basically, basically, I don't, I, you know, for my, for my funeral and my burial and stuff, this is kind of what it turned into.
01:39:22
Speaker
From the back of the funeral parlor, I'm throwing them all on top.
Funeral Plans and Friendship Dynamics
01:39:48
Speaker
Obviously people are going to be sad, but I don't want y'all boo hooing and crying or anything. I want y'all fucking partying, you know, like get some cakes, put some of my favorite music on and confuse everybody because it's going to be gangster rap.
01:40:05
Speaker
So, play Backstreet Boys. Yeah. It's going to be every day. It's going to be hair bands. It's going to be gangsta rap. It's going to be heavy metal. Just play some. Jam that. Jam out to some Hanson. Yeah. Yeah. No, you know, I don't know. Come to my coffin and just pour alcohol.
01:40:36
Speaker
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
01:41:21
Speaker
Thanks for coming.
01:41:27
Speaker
If it's not Jeff, I want somebody, one of my friends, one of my dear friends who smoke Michael Myers, AKA chatter's box, Tim, Brian, Tony, you know, the guys that I, that are closest to me and stuff like that. I want one of you guys to keep my cell phone.
01:41:47
Speaker
Okay. Keep paying the cell phone bill. No, don't even text my ex. Just randomly text people out of my contacts or on Facebook or Instagram or anything like that. Just, Hey, how you doing? What's up? Going nowhere fast.
01:42:12
Speaker
Take all kinds of selfies. I'm going to take selfies of me sitting on the bench. Day 745. Still haven't made it in heaven.
01:42:40
Speaker
You're sitting in front of a gate so I can put up new pictures of you still waiting
01:42:54
Speaker
I'll start going down to the square and like Forrest Gump just start talking to random strangers and sit down beside me and take selfies with them and then you guys can post it and be like, day 947. This guy got in before me. I met Todd today. He was really nice. I met Todd today. He was really nice, but he got in and I'm still not in.
01:43:23
Speaker
Oh, wow.
01:43:27
Speaker
chocolate. Saul Mussolini today. Hey, 1473. I got St Pete fired from his job. Oh, wow. Looking bad. Yeah. How you doing, Cam?
01:43:55
Speaker
What's going on? There he is. There's my man, Tim. What's going on, brother? I do. There he is. You changed his name. No, you. You supposed to turn the lights off and come back on like, oh, shit. Oh, new guest.
01:44:12
Speaker
What's good, Tim? How you, bro? Oh, yeah. Do that illusion. Like when you turn out the lights, you see a shadow, but you turn on the lights. There is no shadow. Yeah. Cam, you want to come in too? You want to get in on the cab with K-laboration? Yeah, bring your cam too. Why not? Killer Cam. Chuck Town laid down. You want to hang out with the champ? Everybody wants to hang out with the champ. I'm the champ. You're a fucking whore.
01:44:43
Speaker
I'm the champ. Yeah. And that, yeah. And this smokes like hold my beer. Let me, let me show you my beautiful display in the background. I mean, like, I mean, I mean, like smoke has, has been through every organization that has every world championship.
01:45:18
Speaker
I gotta get a I gotta get a nice belt like the like the Michael Myers the knife belts like that big That you open with it Yeah, I'm telling you I'm gonna send Chris a bandolier like Yeah, it wraps around
01:45:34
Speaker
We get around.
01:45:47
Speaker
Yeah, it wraps around you carry all of that good stuff. I'll be strapped up here in a couple of weeks. Cause I'm going to, I'm going to give me a, I'm going to order me a custom made nonsensical nonsense championship belt. And it's not just, I just think it would be cool to have. We talked about, and then we talked about Brian, you weren't here, Brian, you weren't here, but.
01:46:08
Speaker
Smoke was here and Tony was here. How cool are you down if we did on our fantasy league, if everybody chipped in and we bought a customized championship belt off Amazon and then at the end of the season, it just got shipped to the winner. From Amazon and then the following year we keep our league together.
01:46:32
Speaker
the the the
01:47:00
Speaker
Yeah. Dude, my my older brother, Sam, like he does fantasy football. He's won four like he's won four times and he has four belts in his display in his living room. Yeah. And and I mean, I mean, like, like, I mean, like my sister in law, she thinks it's superficial but I just said, she thinks it's superficial but I just said, just let guys be. Yeah, it's **** fun, man. It's fun. When you're doing a when you're doing a free
01:47:29
Speaker
for so long but but but I mean you know like like you know girls have their thing guys have our thing it's like just just let us have our fun let us have our fun yeah so you know you know they say say smoke wins say smoke wins our fantasy league this year
01:47:50
Speaker
I probably will. I'm here. I'm here now. Oh boy. We're out of football season. It's not even close to football season. And then smoke just pops up in a, in a broadcast or he sends a message on our chat or something like that, or sends a Snapchat and he's like, by the way,
01:48:15
Speaker
fantasy football champ assholes. All of us are going to get round up where you're like, Oh, okay, motherfucker. But, you know, if he doesn't have just like a belt or a championship chain or something like that, and he's like, Oh, just so you guys know, I'm the fantasy football champ. Shut up, dude. That was like six months ago. Nobody cares anymore. Yeah. Cause this other league, this other league that I'm in, I mean, like I said, just like, you know, we have, we have, um,
01:48:44
Speaker
Like the jet, like, you know, for, we have like a championship belt. And then when it comes to draft day, the person who wins gets presented by the loser, by the former champion, but like, here you go, like handing it off. Like, here you go. Enjoy for the, enjoy for these like 14 weeks. Cause I'm gonna get this bitch back.
01:49:05
Speaker
and a
01:49:30
Speaker
They get it made, they order it and instead of ship, you know, they ship it to smoke wins or Brian wins or we ship it there. And then they had that from the end of the season all the way until the next season. And then at the end of the season, if a new, if a new champions crowned, then we all pitch in a couple of bucks just to pay for shipping.
01:49:54
Speaker
Yeah. To go anywhere. Whatever from East coast and the mail is three bucks, you know? So the first, the first year we might all at max, we might all put in 20 bucks, but then after the first year from then moving on.
01:50:13
Speaker
We're only putting in, what, maybe five bucks? Something like that? Maybe three bucks. We just ship it around to the champion and then they get it for the whole year. And all through fantasy football, all through the off season, the preseason, everything, they get to rock that championship. And then every time when I'm on your podcast, I'll be like, does it make you mad?
01:50:36
Speaker
Look at the time you're on my podcast or you're on your podcast and you're tapping your empty shoulder. And I'm like, what are you tapping? I have that milk on my shoulder. I'm gonna wear a shirt and tie. Be like, this is what it looks like. Acknowledge me. Acknowledge me. We them ones.
01:50:56
Speaker
You'll never see that belt for a whole year because I'll just be an avatar. I'll put a belt. I'll take a picture of the belt and just drop that once in a while on email phones. But for the most part, I'll put the math. No, I'll take a picture. And
01:51:22
Speaker
the fantasy football. I missed out on this fantasy football. Yeah. How did you like how the **** like are you in? Cuz I haven't heard any **** talking to no promos from your side. Should we kick somebody out? Move them in. You know what? You know what? Somebody over the **** I wrote it. Didn't we have one more spot? Uh we did. Killer Cam filled it. But I mean, I would uh
01:51:52
Speaker
Who does it? Who have Stepan? I would say Brian and Tony have jurisdiction. They have say so.
01:52:05
Speaker
they can come together and they can make it 12 man. You can make it 12. Yeah, I would absolutely make it 12. We haven't drafted yet. Look, if we got it. Yeah, we haven't drafted yet. Yeah. Add 12. Add him and we can get one more person easily. Plus Tim would be an easy victory because he's going to pick all Patriots. Really? Oh God. Really? Okay.
01:52:30
Speaker
I'm sorry, Tim. I love you, buddy. Yeah, what up, man? You put the knife away. How did you put the knife away? Tim, I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy, Tim. I'm sorry. Tim, please don't. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. You know what that meant.
01:52:57
Speaker
are we haven't done our 12 minute we haven't done our jobs yet I'm sending the text out to Tony Tony's thing and he's not here Ryan together
01:53:28
Speaker
You shall not pass. You shall not pass. Redneck Gandalf does not allow you here. Redneck Gandalf has spoken.
01:54:10
Speaker
I played, sir. Well played, sir. Had to be done. Had to be done. Well played. Good. Give him the applause again there, Smoke. There you go. Let him bask in his brain. That was awesome. That was the most perfectly timed. I was actually trying to click it about 30 seconds earlier, but I couldn't get there fast enough. I had to find it.
01:54:40
Speaker
Um, well, I was going to ask if we should go to break. I guess not. Yeah, no, that's, that's what we call a personal break. Break in bro. All right, everybody. We got some black top Mojo for you. I got to go fry some chicken.
01:55:08
Speaker
Give me three wings, please.
01:55:18
Speaker
Yeah, the air fryer is nice. It's used by big boss air fryer. That's like the whole pizza in the big boss air fryer. It has like a huge black, 32-point bowl. Oh, well, I don't have that one. But I just have like a store-bought, I guess, store-brand air fryer. But I did that Totino's Pizza in it. It came out really good. Oh, yeah? They're going to try it. That's Totino's Pizza. Totino's Pizza is just delish.
01:55:49
Speaker
the the
01:56:10
Speaker
Or like it would have to be naked. I don't think I don't suggest I've never used the Flowering and doing all this extra stuff like flower to put it in there. I know I would just be naked with with cooking spray on top and when you flip them I use these They're pre marinated wings that I buy from the store here and I put a deep fryer and they're awesome
01:56:38
Speaker
Cool. I like the deep fryer with the naked stool, but I'm like, I try to stay away from the fried, but my deep fryer takes five liters of oil. It's deep fried chicken, but I can't do a turkey.
01:56:57
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot. You know, the little bottles, the 600 milliliters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Five of those. Yeah. That's a deep fryer. And I can do 15, 20 wings at a time. Yeah. And I usually buy, I usually buy a pound of wings. I do a pound of wings at a time. What in the fuck is that hand? It's called an infinity. It's an infinity.
01:57:25
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You can't snap. You can call me a beard and pick your nose. Infinity Gauntlet. Anunciate the vowels. Damn it. Infinity Gauntlet. Who enunciates? Well, it's... Funciates? Where's the heart, Danny? Come on. You know that already. Man, I know the tree doesn't fall far from the nuts, but damn, son.
01:57:55
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Where's the hog? Come on. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke.
01:58:37
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uh that that that infinity gauntlet that i got actually came from a wish and it's actually really cool because the lights are all or the stones are all led but it's a real hard plastic and i don't ever wear it but if i wore it more and mess around with it i could actually get it to get it to function better so i can snap and do that don't you let it let it what's the name kind of let it uh you know
01:58:43
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How you doing? My name's Blake. I'm the champ.
01:59:06
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It's a really cool, you know, unfortunately, those of you who were watching the show or, you know, watch this live, you know, you see my screen, you see my 55 inch TV in my bedroom, you see my hat rack. You don't get to see the cool shit that's on my wall in front of me. So I got a picture. Take a picture and use it as a school paper. Upload it. No, take a picture of your wall, right? Upload it onto the stream, y'all, and use it as a backdrop for you, for your own
01:59:36
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You know what I mean? But you would actually have to put the partition with something green behind it, like a table. Yeah. Well, somebody said they sent me a green screen for free and I was like, take it, bro. Yeah. But I would have to build a partition. I may take it. But yeah, I would have to build a partition, but I could do it out of, I could do it out of PVC in like 10 minutes.
02:00:03
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Easy. I've seen it on YouTube. It's so easy. You can spend like maybe 10 bucks on PVC with the elbow. 45 degree elbow is quick as hell. I'll send you the link on YouTube because I actually saw that before and I was like, wow, that's pretty, pretty cool.
02:00:22
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Yeah, I've built multi-million dollar homes. I don't need a YouTube video on it. Just show me how to. You know, it's for the users out there. This is for the users out there. Not necessarily for a construction. My hands are roped and calloused and scarred, not only from fighting, but because I build houses. These are my money makers. It's not just this pretty face.
02:00:52
Speaker
Well, the construction is, you know, for those that are non-construction oriented, you can just pull up it. It's very easy. However, however, before you send out that link, Chris and I have to approve it and go out because some of the videos you see, some people doing shit on YouTube and stuff, you're just like, wait, what the fuck are you doing? I actually, I actually
02:01:18
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have to do as far as repairs. Yeah, I actually have to shout out a single mom. I don't know who she is. I don't know what her name is. I was
DIY and Home Repairs
02:01:30
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scrolling through. She's out in Texas. I do know that, but she, she, she posted a video and she said, uh, in the video, excuse me, let it out. Any other single moms out there?
02:01:48
Speaker
who didn't know this, she was having some issues with her AC. And she kind of gave me an idea. And she was like, don't call a repairman, try this first, because her AC was freezing up on her and her coils were disgusting. Like her coils were fucking erect. And I was like, damn, you know, I know people in my life
02:02:12
Speaker
that don't know how to do the simple things. There's a guy on TikTok and on YouTube who has kind of declared himself kind of like everybody's dad. And he does YouTube videos and TikTok videos for things that you should know, that your dad should have taught you, like changing the tire. Yeah, it's everything everybody should know.
02:02:42
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So I was watching this young woman's video, we'll just say young lady, young woman, and she went on YouTube and she found a video and she realized that she didn't have to hire a repairman, she was a single mom, she could clean her coils herself. And I was like, you know what? I could actually start doing videos like this. I've done videos for it. I actually have a video up on YouTube on how to change a light socket.
02:03:11
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like the actual light switch basic shit yeah but then I was like because I was thinking about it and I was talking like I'm getting trouble but Jodi for instance you know she's she's always about I'm gonna hire I'm gonna hire and I'm like
02:03:31
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That's what you're for that's what having the man Right
02:03:51
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So it's like, why are you going to hire somebody? Because in my head, I'm like, but this is also my thought processes. Why are you going to hire somebody to do it when I can do it? A, I can do it. B, I would love to do it with you. And I would love to teach you.
02:04:07
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and educate you. Like, you know, because I'm all about I'm all about trying to spend time with her and whatever time I can get with her, you know, I want to take if that means I'm if that means that we're tearing the carpet off the stairs, and I get to spend time with her, but at the same time, she can learn something so she doesn't call some jackass to come and do, you know, you know, he's gonna be like, $50 just
02:04:31
Speaker
200 bucks to rip a carpet off of a goddamn state of peace. You get a winter dinner with a hundred and put a hundred under your mattress, you know? Yeah, do a 30-minute job and charge you, you know, some stupid, let's do it together because I'm all about that quality of time. But at the same time, I can do it together and I can teach you. You know, why hire somebody? Especially if you have somebody in your life
02:04:58
Speaker
It's paid to do this. Come on. I mean, there's a company. There's a company in Ohio. Let me know as soon as you're ready. It's called rent a husband where it's literally. Yeah. And it's literally like if you need your curtains hung, if you need, you know, your door trimmed up, so it fits better. If you need that little stupid shit that, that basically you don't need a license to, because it's basic shit, they'll not do it.
02:05:26
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Cool. Um, killer wants to know if y'all go on break and we're going to take a break. How are y'all rocking today? Let me know. Cause I'm going to run for another cold one. Oh, that's funny that Cam said that. Cause I literally just send him a message on messenger. Uh, you know, we've been rocking a roll. We've just been kind of hanging out. Um, all you gotta do is accept the invite and then you come in.
02:05:59
Speaker
You see what I'm doing? You hit the link. Uh I mean, it's check out. It's so good. I'll be right back in two minutes. I was just reading the killer was laughing and that's all. I'm not like.
02:06:16
Speaker
I'm good. I'm freestyle. You know how I roll. We're rocking and rolling. This is, uh, well, the first, the first couple of episodes we did, we did, it was like 15, 20 episodes.
02:06:50
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this is a killer killer
02:06:58
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Well, I mean Brian's like the Brian's Brian's like the like the adopted child that nobody really likes but we have to pretend Chatroom troll It just popped up and then went away
02:07:23
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Hey, I'll be right back here. Let me, um, let me go read up on around real quick. I'll be right back fellas. Well, can I be having, can you bring it in? What's up guys? Kill a cam AKA kind of get used to this. Nice to meet you, man. Let me run back. I'll be right back.
02:07:46
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I don't know. Let me go ahead and introduce. Let me go ahead and introduce this this young man. This is Cameron. This is Killer Can. This is my little brother. I don't give a **** what you say. I've known him since he was god damn. What were you 1415? Yeah. 1415. Don't worry about it. He does.
02:08:09
Speaker
Just my little brother, my rider guy. This is a motherfucker that without question, without asking, without anything showed up at nine o'clock at night when I was moving from my apartment to my house in Charleston by myself. He showed up with it with one of his buddies who was leaving the next fucking day to go to bootcamp and help me move. And we did not get done until like three o'clock in the morning.
02:08:35
Speaker
This is my dude. We break each other in balls. We fuck with each other. We say some mean ass things to each other. But Cameron's my boy. Cameron is my baby brother. And if you don't like him, well, you got the bearded, the redneck Gandalf. We got two words for y'all.
02:08:57
Speaker
You got Redneck Gandalf and the rest of the nonsensical nonsense family to come at your hands. Cameron, what is going on, Bubba? Welcome to the show. It feels good to have a break with the kids. I just got the kids down. I was like, yo, I got to do a podcast. Y'all got to go to sleep. How many kids you got? I got three.
02:09:23
Speaker
three yeah he's got 37 six two and seven months oh damn yeah i don't miss those days but yeah and i'm drinking i'm all like hot and uh drinking southern comfort i don't drink liquor a lot you're hot and bothered yeah come here little boy you're watching us get all hot and bothered here we go
02:09:49
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Yeah, I'm gonna steal the spotlight, you know what's up guys just make sure you have some sauerkraut Because Tim aka Michael Myers down here he's actually
02:10:11
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Really cold duty. Tim hosts the Mental Health Hour on YouTube and Twitch with Ms. Gemma. And they're a little bit more serious, you know, but then he comes in here and he hangs out in the chatter's box. I fuck around. I fuck around. We like chatter's box, Tim. He's a firefighter, so, you know, he lets that firefighter show. He, you know, cops, construction workers, firefighters. We got our, we got our wild side.
02:10:38
Speaker
Then we got Smoke, AKA Smoke World from Sunday Night. Smoke is in the building. Check him out on all social media at Sunday Night. Smoke, fuck Jeff. Nobody cares about Jeff. He's my bitch.
02:11:14
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be done. I found that actually. That was a little jumpy. I keep it because it's awesome. I'm going to download it onto my computer so I can send it to my phone so I can actually make my ringcode.
02:11:38
Speaker
Who's that? Who was that? That was your that was um, I just walked in and. Oh, really? That's that's Jeff Central. I found that and I was like you and it's perfect because you you do the I'm Jeff. I'm Jeff. I'm Jeff with the beat drop. As soon as the beat drops, you kill it. You cut it. Yeah. Yeah. It's two minutes, 11 seconds long. If you listen to the whole thing and I'm not going to play the whole thing because it just gets all the way.
02:12:11
Speaker
Kim Kim tell her I said what up, bitch? Do it. Do it, Cameron. Cameron, do it. You're posting bad influences. Cameron will do it. Do it, Cameron. Do it, Cameron. Do what? Say what up, bitch? Nah. I haven't been on for a break yet, but can we get a break?
02:12:37
Speaker
Take a break Tim, go for it. Can I go fry some chicken? Yeah, go for it. Hey, he killed me earlier when he was like, we got some black top mojo. My air fried pizza real quick. Yeah, hit the top ham. Hit the top ham. We got some black top mojo here. Go fry some chicken. Yeah, hit the top ham and eat three wings.
02:13:01
Speaker
Shit. I love I love how Tim tries to hide it. What state are you in? And he's like, he's like, I got a South country because I don't want to I don't want to show my Boston accent. I don't know. Three hours a week. Am I the only one that lives in the South here? Shit. Brian, Brian, where you at? See, Brian, he didn't not tell me that damn body. I'm probably putting up that wagyu steak in it.
02:13:52
Speaker
I'm in South Carolina. Oh, okay. Copy.
02:13:59
Speaker
Chuck town, let your mom lay you down all day, baby. 8-4-3, that's how we do. You know who? 8-4-3, man. Cameras are the only person that gets us what I'm about to say. But my girl was in Louisville today. Oh, them Louisville dudes, I tell you, man, they tough on PS3, PS4. They won't come to the Chuck, though. It might be 120 pounds. I throw you ass around all day. Come on.
02:14:28
Speaker
We was years ago, we was playing Call of Duty, and there was this clan that we just, me, Cam, his older brother, my buddy Kevin, who lives around the corner from me, and our other buddy, the jolly green Asian.
02:14:47
Speaker
We Louisville ends. We don't fuck around. You don't want none of that. We killers in the street is like, bro, shut up. You're playing Call of Duty at two o'clock in the morning. You're not gay. Sure. I'll be right back. So for all these years, we've continued to, that's been an ongoing joke about Louisville, Kentucky. Hey, Glick, I know you'll get this one. Brian, that's in the podcast. Is that the dude from my bachelor party?
02:15:23
Speaker
He was in my first wedding that didn't last six months He was in his first wedding also and that didn't last either
02:15:38
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What a wedding school, but the fucking last like come on We're not gonna say the common denominator was you young man, but I'm just
02:15:57
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Listen, sometimes it's hard, man, because like, like, think about, now this is a spinoff right here, guys. Follow me real quick. Um, think about nature, wild animals, we're all people as individuals and animals in a wild kingdom. Like, I guess humans are the top of the food chain, right?
02:16:16
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But we still have animalistic traits. OK, so like the man is supposed to be the hunter. OK, so like the lion, take the lion, for example, the lion. OK, if he takes on a new female lion, he'll kill loves, which is insane to me, like, like, because he wants to have his own what's his name, which is kind of, you know, it's just a little too animalistic, God damn it.
02:16:42
Speaker
his own bloodline but I mean that's the same animalistic but that's where we have common sense like but there's there's also animals out there that that you know when a when a when a female and I can't think of the animals but you brought that up smoked when when the female takes on a a new
02:17:07
Speaker
We'll just dumb it down as best we can. A new male, a new lover. A female will, will, will murder her offspring. Wow. Because she only wants to. What are we talking about? We were just talking just, I would just touch Spun off of some wild-ish. Yes. Okay. This is what we're doing. This is what we're doing tonight. This is what we're doing tonight. This is what we're doing tonight. This is what we're doing tonight. This is what we're doing tonight. This is what we're doing tonight.
02:17:33
Speaker
Which is cool, though. Oh, the Mexican. Yeah, you got the Mexican look in the back. Go ahead. Yeah, but I mean, I actually bought a Mexican flag the other day. You know, that's what separates us from the animals is because, you know, as males. Emotion.
02:17:50
Speaker
When you get into a relationship with somebody who has, and even females, you get into a relationship with somebody who has children of their own, instead of the wild kingdom, I'm going to eat this motherfucker.
Human Behaviors and Traits
02:18:09
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Most men, their natural reaction is,
02:18:14
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I'm gonna bring him in. I'm gonna bring him or her in and I'm gonna make them part of my own. Now some females and some men, y'all got this fucking fuck up mentality where
02:18:26
Speaker
Uh, you know, you want to, you want to, or, or characterize that's not my kid. That's his kid. That's her kid. I don't want nothing to do with him or the relationship with them. If they have children, if that's your mentality, right? Use our battles. You know what I mean?
02:18:45
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absolutely that's where we've evolved from the animal kingdom you say stuff and you're like like that would have been perfect that would have been a perfect thing if I could have been like that's where we evolve from the animal kingdom
02:19:09
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Yeah, you gotta lay the groundwork for shit like, you know kind of walk the way through the to get to the endgame kinda You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, it's the journey for the stones until the gauntlet till a snap like, you know You kind of walk through it. It's like and that's what differentiates us from the animals because we have emotion humans have emotion right we have
02:19:30
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Yeah, it's Animal Kingdom. It's wild. But we will incorporate. We will make a big, big family. Like I have a say, uh, uh, uh, offspring and you have offspring. We'll come together and have all offspring opposed to where you just animal just comes. The hell with that. I'm from scratch. Like, no, no, no. Yeah. Well, like, well, when's the night my youngins ran here and he was in here and we was bullshitting and hanging out instantly. Yeah.
02:20:18
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You didn't say fuck y'all and run away, you know
02:20:27
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But he got family to family family. I was like, she's just going to cut his ass out. Like she turned into the Godfather real quick. She's walking around the table with a bat and shit, you know. You know, we can't hear you.
02:20:53
Speaker
Yeah, my wife is on the phone too. I don't want to ruin the podcast. Oh good. Oh good. Thank you. I just uh, I didn't know if you were aware or not. Okay, Tim, you're back. Is that chicken in the oil? Is it hot? Is it sizzling? That's the fried chicken logo. I'm trying to figure out how to get it. I need to get it resized so I can put it on a t-shirt. Fried chicken. It says non-senseful nonsense on it. I said about 10 fried chicken.
02:21:23
Speaker
That looks nice. Oh, shit. Is there a way we could highlight that? That looks cool. Actually, hold on. Let me go ahead and bring it up here. I'll put it up on screen here as soon as I can. Hold on. He's muted. Well, he's muted, too, I think. And you can share it. Yeah. What up? What up, y'all? What's good? You're good. You're muted, Glick. OK, he's giving them a rundown. OK. Here you go. Oh, hell yeah. We got Cameron here. We got Tim.
02:21:51
Speaker
We got uncle smoke in the building. But I can make me another drink. Make me another drink. I'm going to get some vodka and orange juice and some fried chicken on the house. I never tried these whiskey sours, man. These things make me feel warm. Give me one, too. It makes me want to.
02:22:18
Speaker
Which means she's gonna drink too. I bought it. Make me one. I'm gonna go for some big canyons next. I'm gonna drink this beer. It's mommy not bought it. Make me one. I just want you guys to come say hi. Buddy. Tim, am I good for two wings over there or what, man? Half a wing. One rib. What do you got?
02:22:43
Speaker
I said, am I good for like a wing or the last time I saw a glitch kids, they were all like 12 grown up. I told buggy, she's back there. I said, uncle smoke was asking about you. She said, why?
02:22:56
Speaker
Oh, gee, gangsta. Put the put the bat down. Don't walk around the table. Is he a traitor? Is he causing trouble? Should we whack him?
02:23:44
Speaker
You want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to you want me to
02:23:46
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that Tony, but
02:24:08
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I don't know what. I think I think he's got her favorite is his uncle smoking the building. Yes. Shut up. Smoking a building. Damn it. That's right. My bad. I'm just, you know, getting happy sometimes. And then Cash, the future of nonsensical nonsense, the future host, the bloodline, if you
02:24:38
Speaker
Kevin and Jason are the nonsensical nonsense junior, if you will, the future, mixed in with Cameron's young man. Yeah. We're going to get Tim's. Tim's going to be the odd one out. Tim's little girl, little princess. What's up, Cash? I ain't seen you since you were a little buddy. What up? What up? Well, there you go.
02:25:08
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Mass back up like 2017 The world order The GWO
02:25:37
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And Jeff is getting another chicken promo set up Timmy's You know Cass Jason and Kevin are the future of nonsensical nonsense and Tim's Tim's little young lady the princess
02:26:02
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princess nonsensical when she gets here. Come here, run these fools. There it is, boys. I'm working on. Nice. Chicken and beer. God damn it. Original. Chicken. I gotta get a picture.
02:26:24
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Don't don't bring it. Don't pull it down yet. Leave it up there for a little while. I like that. This is a good, this is a good show. It's so many questions. Go for it. It comes down to when you do try to do it on Teespring, the picture does it. It doesn't say it says it's like the wrong file type. So it's not big enough. Uh, I want it black as well.
02:27:06
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It doesn't matter that means you have a 24 you have 20 ounce in uh, the 12 ounce the 16
02:27:16
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one is Chris one is myself, you know, because Chris is bigger than me. So, you know, oh, okay. Copy. Copy. Yeah. That didn't even make more sense. I got to line up the words. I got to bring your ass back here. You don't leave before you give me that chicken. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah.
02:27:38
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It looks good though. It looks pretty good. It looks good, man. The original I have is I actually found the logo. It's just two, three pieces of chicken. It says fried chicken. My, my avatar.
02:28:14
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
02:28:23
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I was downstairs, uh, cooking a pizza in the air fryer. Oh, got them on that. Yeah, see pizza in the air fryer sounds good right now. Pop's in that building. Pop's in the building. Totino's. He saw that right chicken logo and he's like, what the fuck? What's going on Pop?
02:28:44
Speaker
I'm going to go for the 10 fried chicken, man. I'm going to go for the TFC instead of the, uh, instead of the fried pizza for the 10 fried chicken. It's like the journey, the junior Colonel, you know what I mean? Like, I mean, it's pretty cool though. It's like personal pizza air fried for nine minutes. It said, let it sit for two minutes and then enjoy. So I'm like, okay.
02:29:10
Speaker
but like the Totino's pizza, I still love that. When you're on a budget, that pizza is crack, man. Buttery. My air fryer isn't big enough. So go for the big boss. I love the big boss. I don't know.
02:29:30
Speaker
What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it? What brand is it?
02:29:55
Speaker
Oh, ish. And then that Totino's pizza will go for like 150. Go for the Totino's. It's funny. Yeah. I just wanted to try it out though. I mean, I'm like, Hey, you know, it looks kind of, uh, it looks kind of below average at best, man. I think the Totino's may have been a better deal. Hey, give it a shot. Right.
02:30:18
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the the the the the the the the
02:30:34
Speaker
Do you have anything to say? Do you have anything to add to the show? Don't worry about stepping all over. Yeah, no, I don't want to step over, y'all. I know this is live and everything, so I'm just kind of set back. This is my first time ever coming in on an actual podcast and not an after show. So I'm just kind of filling it out, you know? You just slide in when you can, you know? Whatever somebody needs to fuck up for two seconds. I'm good with sliding in. I'm good at that. I get my own. OK, first, whoa. I got to take it. I got to call.
02:31:18
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He didn't have to say anything else I understood that you just slide in when Ken That's all you got do You remember happy Gilmore never remember chubs chubs?
02:31:48
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I was today years old and and I don't like that shit but I was today years old when I realized
02:32:00
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Chubs from Happy Gilmore was uh Paula Creed or uh from Rocky. I had no fucking clue. I actually found that out. I actually found that out like three months ago and I and I did the same thing. I was like, wait, wait, that's the same dude.
02:32:26
Speaker
Only girls look alike, but come on. I just want the black man to win that. I'm just saying. I'm telling you. I am black. Disclaimer. That was bad. I had no clue. The racist comment was all smoke. I had no clue. I didn't know. I didn't know.
02:32:57
Speaker
You're not a Rocky fan. I mean, I knew Bryce Dallas Howard was the daughter of Ron Howard. Yeah, exactly. I was today years old when I found out that Bryce Dallas Howard. I love that now on this show, the racist comments come with the disclaimer and a PSA that says,
02:33:34
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This is Smoke Approved. Disclaimer, the views of Ace World from Sunday Night Smoke podcasts and the race views are not necessarily that thereof. Brian TX, Killer Cam, Jeff Glick, or Tim Noell. That'd be the nonsensical non-podcast. These are solely my views, okay? And by the way, Smoke is Black.
02:33:55
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Smoke is black. Smoke is black.
02:34:10
Speaker
I need you on it like this every single episode, dude. You are killing it tonight. I'm just saying, Chris gave me controls, and I'm like, how do you play? I gave you control months ago, and tonight is the first time you are on it. Like, you are on it. I have a really good on it today.
02:34:32
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Yes. Somebody's going to get in the chat room and say, prove you're black. Prove you're a black smoke. Selfie smoke. What was that movie? Blackness. Why do you never go live? You're white.
02:35:01
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I've seen smoke. I've talked to smoke as a white guy. Nope. I'm not buying it. I've never seen his face.
02:35:09
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And if, and if smoke comes out as white, I'll be completely fucked up. I'll give up on everything. And I'm like, you know what? You know what? I really am. It's the big 22. Smoke could literally come out and say, I identify as white. So. Yeah. You can identify as a big a LIGO. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as much in the world. You can identify as
02:35:34
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I came out. I came out live on the show. I identify as a T as a T-Rex, you know. I identify as a purple toaster. I identify as a pepperoni pizza. And now we have some blacktop mojos where we're gonna go fry some chicken.
02:36:04
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I'm too new at this, man. I can't come off a shit off the head like that. Don't worry. Keep practice, bro. I have to drink more.
02:36:27
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I'll show my ID you fuckers. I'm not 14 14 when I met Glick 13 years ago
02:36:48
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He was trying an appropriate ship for that's for another day
02:37:00
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You were protecting a border illegal. This is because the first time I met him. No, that was fucked up. We were at wrestling and he was like, hey, boy. And I was like, who the fuck is that? You look like my joking jeans.
02:37:23
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What's that smell? Then I woke up in a basement so I knew. In a basement in a cage. I poked him with sticks, you know. Around here you were Oscar Spagotch, boy.
02:37:58
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I've known this man since he was like 14 years old and I know how quick he is with the responses.
02:38:05
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because we have talked so much shit on on online playing video games. So when he says I would be timid and shy, it's my face. If I if I stop my camera, I can talk shit all day. But if you see me, I kind of freeze up like, oh, well, you know, I rather damn it.
Relationship Dynamics and Marriage
02:38:25
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Amanda, how you doing?
02:38:35
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I love this. I love this young man to death like for real. I love him to death and I encourage him and I support him and I you know and I'm an asshole to him and he doesn't ever take it the wrong way. I got nothing but love for him but I'm actually kind of curious. I'm actually kind of curious right now.
02:38:54
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Uh-oh. I want each one of you guys to take a turn. I'm good. How you doing? Take a turn. What the fuck is this? Oh, wait. Amazing. Hold on.
02:39:13
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I like getting ready. He's like, yeah, I like this. Yeah, a new guy. Take a turn on the glue stick. Easy. Just like the youngster at the truck stop. I would like to hear you guys boost my ego. Just gotta hear your guys' best Glick impersonation.
02:39:37
Speaker
I'm the greatest fucker alive. What if I got a phone call and then keep on, I'm listening. One at a time, one at a time, one at a time. I'm the greatest fucker alive. You're not wrong. I am. Hi, my name is Glick, AKA Redneck Gandalf. I like long walks on the beach, hot dogs, and chocolate syrup all over my body on Sundays, because it just makes me radical.
02:40:08
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That was pretty good. Amanda said, Glick impression, just grab your beer. Just grab a beer, man. All right, Glick, what's up? Throw it at me.
02:40:26
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Let me give you my impression. I'm the champ. Fuck you. Have a nice day motherfuckers. Did I give enough burps? I think you're short three. Hey, Jeffrey. What do you got? It's boy showing. Did you know I'm the champ? Shut up to the champ.
02:40:58
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I am the 10th. You know that, right? Cameron, come on. Let him have it. Let him have it. You're gonna be the second longest person here. Come on, Cameron, do it. Drop an elbow on that ass. Drop an elbow on him real quick. I don't know. Don't be shy.
02:41:21
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Don't lose it on my skin and make it young again. One more time. One more time. One more time. So what are we doing impersonating Chris? Yes. Oh, God. Yeah, give us. It's not that hard. No, it's really not that hard.
02:41:51
Speaker
I don't want to go for the beer. I'm going to go for a chicken. For the 400th time tonight. The beer jail is not just for my beer. Chris doesn't buy beer he rents it. Tony and Jeff couldn't survive without me.
02:42:23
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Meanwhile, he still invites them, so I mean, hey, he can't do it by himself. You ever heard to the episode that he did by himself? It was shit. Come on, Cameron. Where's me, Cameron? Come on.
02:42:39
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No, but I know Glick because he wants us to do this and then he's gonna roast us and it's gonna be even worse and I'm not ready for that
02:43:00
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Are you ready? Oh, wait a minute.
02:43:59
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He's gonna ask us to roast him and then he's gonna come so hard at us. I have the best impression of Chris. Hold on, let me get ready. I show and I do everything.
02:44:36
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Hey, I'm the champ. I hate all of you guys, by the way.
02:44:56
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Tony D. Oh, my God. Tim Bryant is smoking the house. Oh, hell yeah. We got we got we're bringing up the boys. Oh, start showing the nine boys. Like, hey, Brian killed me. Smoked with.
02:45:14
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He did, man. The camera said, hey, I ain't going down this fucker road. I know what's going to happen. I've been there before. This motherfucker's going to send me up, and he's going to just fucking completely annihilate my entire family. I'm the greatest fucker ever. And Tim's like, yeah, we're going to send up.
02:45:37
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It was like, I have no idea what's going on. So fucking, I'm just going to click his boss. I'm just here, and I walked into a train wreck to be a survivor while my chicken fries, right? It was like, I agree with, like, he is pretty awesome. And Jeff's like, uh, 25 years. I can't take a guy seriously if he drinks Kool-Aid and eats lunchables every day.
02:46:09
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the the the the
02:46:29
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the the
02:47:14
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The legend, the chump, if you will, because there's only one true champ on this show. I forgot to tell you. I forgot to tell you. Yeah. What's up, Amanda?
02:47:15
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hot dog and let's go walk on the beach y'all.
02:47:52
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Time out on the field. Does anybody care if Tony's safe?
02:48:00
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I do because he's in my city. So I got to make sure he's safe because, you know, in the in the Negro community, when we go from city to city, you've got to call in first. Like, check, this is real shit. Like, if you research hip hop, right? Yeah, no, absolutely. It's different. It's different than the than a white community like a rock star or like when you're in the Negro community disclaimer, when you're in a black community, before you go to somebody else's city,
02:48:27
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Um, you got to call in and make sure you covered like, Hey man, I got to call in and make sure you have some people to cover my back. I got juice in the city to make sure I don't have no problems when we in town. Like the sub, this dynamic of the subculture, the underground culture in the Negro community. Well, yeah, make sure he's safe. And, uh, me and Ted, we got him covered, man. Me, Ted, Jojo, we got the covered while he's in New York. All right.
02:48:56
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I spoke with Ted. This is where I come in. And Tony, are you having fun?
02:49:07
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Bruh, I'm half lit. I got a full stomach. We danced, we cracked jokes, we was talking shit. I bugged out my cousin. I met a cousin I had not met before. I'm having a good time. This is, this is, this was needed. You enjoying your trip. You're having a good time. All jokes aside. You got alcohol in your gullet. You're having fun. That's great. That's a difference.
02:49:33
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Let me jump on what Smoke said, because in the Black community, they're going to check on you, and they're going to make sure you're safe. With me and the Redneck Gandalf, Sasquatch, looking good community, we're going to say, you're having fun, you're having a good time, you enjoying yourself, and you're going to check all them bars. Smoke got you covered, I got you covered, you're having fun. That's all that matters. We're the fans.
02:50:01
Speaker
Bring the fam on the show. Let them, let them, let them probably. I left them at the house because literally we had a good clean 75 folks at the house. It was crazy. I was showing them on airtime. Cause you don't want to show them who the real champ is.
02:50:16
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Tony D, you gotta travel with belts, man. We learned from Ric Flair. We travel with belts. The belt goes with me every time we're high. You know what, Tony D? Travel with belts. You got special carry bags for the belts. I gotta send you a carry bag. You know I'm the champ? I don't need a carry bag for the champ. I'm putting this bitch on my shoulder.
02:50:34
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I'm walking in. Tim, what's going on? Cam, good seeing you for real. Good seeing you. Yeah, I spoke with Ted the other day, and I asked him sometime in the future, do you plan on going to New York? How do I get by? And the first thing that Ted told me was, he said buy a pair of Tim's and some jeans and a plain colored shirt, and just buy a Yankee hat, and I'll be fine.
02:51:03
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You good. This is not coming to America, the Caucasian version. We're not going to let you do it. We're not going to let you do it. So the next day, I went to a shoe store and I saw they had Tims on sale and I took a photo. I said, I'm scouting and Ted's laughing.
02:51:22
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So, yeah. We had the good service. I kind of lost at the service. I'm not going to lie. Then we was at the house and I had to go ahead and jump up front of the oldest and the first born and re-declare myself. But everybody was up in here. We had a good time. It was fun. I needed this. I really did need this. So my apologies to all the fans wondering where I've been and what I was doing. Big ups to everybody who was looking to see where I was at. Did you cry? What did you do, Tony D?
02:51:50
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I hadn't seen you in person, bro. I'm just saying, man, what's happening? About time you got your wins. Sorry, I was talking to my buddy that came over, but nice to meet you, man. Yeah, you too, Tim. Good seeing you in the mix, Brian. About time you brought your wins. Something I've been trying to get you up in here since I came on the damn show. You're no good low down. Another time zone. Always changing jobs. Big bullhorn cattle head. But that's my dog right there. Word up.
02:52:18
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We've been wilding out tonight. Hey, he's got to get an impression in.
02:52:31
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Oh, yeah, they had me die. Bro, Tony, it's not a set up, I promise. It's not a set up. It's like impersonation. I was crying. These motherfuckers had me dead and in tears with their click impersonations. So you're here. You're you're in here. You're with us.
02:52:54
Speaker
Hey, you know, fuck it. We go along tonight. And it is what it is. It's a supersized show. It's not a supersized top 10. It's not a fucking urban legend deep dive. It's not a fucking top 10. It's not what the fuck news. We do it all night. It's my show. It's my show. We're doing this all night. So you got to give the people the Tony D impersonation, the Tony D's Glick impersonation
02:53:24
Speaker
why you're here. You guys are roasting me tonight. You guys are roasting me tonight. You guys are, and these motherfuckers, every one of these motherfuckers had me in tears. I was crying. Your turn. Give them a little love. Just give them a little. And as one of the, the, the main factors, the main members, one of the core
02:53:54
Speaker
quote unquote founders, if you will, it wouldn't be right if you did not do a click impersonation. I'm trying to think about how hard I paid attention to your ass, which I really have not. That speaks a lot. Like I ain't been paying attention to your boss.
02:54:24
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the the
02:54:39
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the the
02:54:58
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Go get a beer. Come on, bro. Go get a beer, you punty. You famous now, Randy. Oh, shit. He's got a whiskey sour, too. All right. OK. Why's he set him up? Shit. You got a good lady, man. You got a good lady, Cam. Take care of her, man. She's the team player. She keeps the drinks flowing. I'm trying to think of a decent one. Because all I got is, oh, hell, yeah. And that's all I got. Oh, hell, yeah.
02:55:31
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Because it's my show. And I do it. Tony does the best one. Where is Cameron? It's my show. Tony does the best one. I love it. Tony does two things that I absolutely love out of all the things that he does that I love. But two of my favorite things that he does is the, oh, yeah, with me. And he does, it's my show.
02:56:15
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I ain't in on that. I'll walk away. She's like five drinks in, so I don't even know how that's going to go. I don't want to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just, you just hop in your tracks. Yeah, but I can, I can, I can say that. I do. I love his, his, what are you guys, what are you guys? Are you guys engaged yet? Are you guys just boyfriend and girlfriend? Shut up, chef. You check ass.
02:56:27
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She's upstairs. She'll be down in a second.
02:56:42
Speaker
so we're not technically engaged but five years later two kids later obviously you know my motherfucker you was married matter of fact don't even get a ring just go to the justice of the peace and get five years two kids i say engaged married wifey girl for five years she's my girl she drives through 40 bucks dude no look no wait wait she wants the whole thing she wants to be engaged she wants to be married but that's a lot of separate rings and more money
02:57:11
Speaker
Look at Tony like yes go first lick. I'm gonna give it to you cuz it's your show And you have a failed marriage Besides point
02:57:38
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marriage is not for everyone because remember like we got to think about this in different terms right you have a law marriage which is if you spend X amount of years together
02:57:53
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If that's the case if you are entering the common law and this just just heads up if you're entering the common law, um Demographic shall I say? Because you really don't need a contract with the government
02:58:09
Speaker
for you and your lady to have a successful relationship. You understand what I'm saying? So you don't need to necessarily have a marriage contract, a marriage quote unquote license. That just steps up the, the, um,
02:58:25
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You know, you're just bringing other people into your situation. I'm just going to leave that as a as a basic red pill explanation of how that works. And Amanda says as long as they've been together and have kids together, she'll tell them when it's time to make it official. So just, you know, just just keep doing the right thing and keep, you know, keep raising, you know, keep being a good father and keep doing what you do at a premium.
02:58:52
Speaker
In the country right now and it's very important for fathers to be active in the lives of children Whether together or co-parenting. I just want to put that out there for a PSA You know, I just want to put that out there fellas. All right, so No harm no foul on that advice Kind of keep it thing because you know you want to sometimes things get complicated when you take the next next step if if it's not
02:59:20
Speaker
If everything is rolling smoothly, it's rolling smoothly. I didn't want to go there, Jeff, because then I kind of get viewed as something else. I kind of wanted to change because there's a power structure to switch. As soon as I read something, you say I do. It's all of a sudden, husband, do it. Cameron, did you just make an order of curly fries?
03:00:06
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And if his sandwich fish sandwich and a curly fries that's still the deal
03:00:20
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Let him run his course man the young man is on course with young men like because we're all Gen Xers so we have a
03:00:30
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We have a different kind of setup. Cam, you're muted. I'm sorry. Cam, you're muted. But yeah, Gen X years. So we have a different kind of setup for the slightly younger gentlemen like us, Cam, coming up in the millennial and, you know, zenia millennial and all that stuff. It's a different landscape we're walking into.
03:00:50
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You understand what I'm saying? So for the younger men, we have to not we, but for the younger men, they have to exercise extreme caution walking into marriage because the way and I'm just saying as an older gentleman, I've seen the pitfalls and the perils that, you know, that come with the game.
03:01:10
Speaker
So just take your time to relax. Like if it's not broke, don't fix it, man. Just roll with it. You know, if you have children, be the father you're supposed to be. And think government, you don't need a government contract to connect you and your lady. That's all I'm saying. You don't need that. Just roll with every move. Just rock and roll and hold it down.
Life Updates and Wedding Humor
03:01:56
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Go ahead. My bad. Yeah.
03:02:20
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that's my boy
03:02:38
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I'm not gonna have you in my city and I'm not pulling up on you
03:02:52
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Yeah, cuz I was in um, I was in his area, um Tending some business earlier and I actually I was like, you know what when I was gonna say yo, I'm a box away man Let me just stop buying shout you out and then he told me Oh boy came by the night
03:03:11
Speaker
You know what's crazy do me a favor T if you see him again before you leave and I'm sure you're Getting information for me because I got one of my partners has actually has a cruiser You know, I got the electric street bike, but one of my partners actually has a cruiser You know what again, you know, he's next door so, you know
03:03:40
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I was fine. I'm trying to wait it out. I don't want to interrupt I got to go get my son a bottle. All good, man. Hey, one in us. Thank you for taking care of just for the record. Let me know.
03:04:06
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We are up here talking man talking, not crazy talk. We are talking responses, talking breakfast talk, those dudes and all that good stuff. Blake, are you going to warn him or do I need to warn him? No, no, you don't have to, you don't totally just notice my music.
03:04:22
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Look, first and foremost, you don't need a disclaimer. You don't need a PSA. You don't need none of that bullshit. Once my girl comes up in here, let them know, Sam. She going to run with all of us, and she's going to talk as much shit as anyone. Oh, all right. What up, bro? What up? What up? What up? What up?
03:04:45
Speaker
There he is. What's up, little man? No, Sam. Sam. Sam will talk as much **** as any of us will. Amanda, I beg your pardon, ma'am.
03:04:54
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My name is Sam, not Amanda. You need to get it right, first of all. Okay, gotcha. Okay, we can go ahead and cut the shit with you. Yeah, go ahead, go ahead and cut the shit. Let me know what you're about. This is my first time meeting you in the 20 minutes. I told you how much shit is everybody else from a different aspect than most people are obviously seeing. And if they don't know, they're going to find out over time. That's okay. And then, how you doing?
03:05:20
Speaker
I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you?
03:05:46
Speaker
That's okay. That's okay. Into the country. I'm going to get ordained and I'm going to marry Sam and Cam and then I'm going to hit the audience with, with the glitz stunners. The best man in the beta monitor made of honor to me.
03:06:20
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I was like, she said Glick is the maid of honor. I'll be the priest. I'm gonna be up there in half suit, half dress.
03:06:37
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You got three parts, Blake? That's what it sounds like you were saying, is that you got three parts in this. I got all the parts in this. Except the consummation. No, I mean, I'm good on that part. Well, if you're going to wear a dress, shave it, shake it. I've already consummated Cameron more times than you can count.
03:06:58
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I know he tells me all about the chloroform basement parties, like, too much. Listen, he pulled the clothes that were on. Trying to almost shave his legs if he's gonna wear a dress. If I'm gonna wear a dress? No, no, no, Glick. Glick is gonna wear a dress. Glick has to wear a dress. He has to be the flower girl. He has to get a whole body wax. There you go. Yes. He has to be my flower girl. He won't toss out flowers.
03:07:25
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Listen, he has to walk with my daughters down the aisle and teach them how to throw flowers at people. The beauty of flower girl with a belt on his arm.
03:07:37
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I mean, I mean, he he I'm all about that too. Throwing out flowers and beers like free alcohol for flowers. Would be perfect to walk down the aisle and toss flowers because he does walk with grace. You know, he does have a swivel in his hip. So, you know, I haven't seen that yet because I've only seen him online. But the videos are paying off then.
03:08:01
Speaker
I can't teach your daughters how to walk with grace. I can't teach them how to do much of anything other than get fucking hammered and throw hands. So... I mean, I guess you could throw hands at my wedding. I mean, whatever. And one of your hands at your wedding, that'd be easy. Let me be quick. Yeah, and one of your daughters... Exactly. And she fell, her bed, and the arrow.
03:08:31
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You know, who better than Uncle Chris to teach them how to throw some hands and get fucking hammered at a wedding? Amanda says, anyone else just pictured Glick in a pink taffeta? No. Oh, hell yeah. That is an image that I could paint out for the rest of my life. I mean, I mean, I could see Glick in that pretty woman red dress. I'm about to go. I could see that.
03:08:54
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and rocked her to sleep, so.
03:09:17
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and a one and a pro and a pro necklace
03:09:27
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I'm gonna leave that alone. You caught that didn't you? You caught that didn't you? You better leave that alone. I'm just gonna say. I'm gonna leave that alone. There are babies around here. There are babies around here. There are two people with infants in this bro. Hey, hey, hey. I have a headset on. My infant can't hear anything.
03:09:46
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there's a
03:10:13
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I'm gonna teach her to go around say that I'm gonna film it and send it to you guys My kids love music man, I took my one-year-old to a slipknot concert last year
03:10:30
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She's two now, but I took her to a concert. It was her first concert. The first words are going to be lyrics. Probably a whole verse. Until Tim's little girl goes, baby.
03:10:53
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What are we doing here goes around saying mommy said fuck all the time Amanda to answer your question of who's gonna play the Richard gear part. It'll be a nice gentleman I'll walk up to Glick and Glick would just say hi. I'm Glick I like long walks on the beach hot dogs and chocolate syrup on my body on Sundays It makes me feel radical
03:11:22
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and I'm the champ, also known as Brian. Did you know I'm the greatest fucker alive? Did you know I'm the greatest fucker alive? Did you know I'm the greatest fucker alive? Did you know I'm the greatest fucker alive? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ?
03:11:53
Speaker
Brian's gonna carry me down the aisle as I look lovingly into his eyes and tell him that he completes me and I can't quit him. And we'll seal the deal with a Reuben sandwich. We'll share that Reuben sandwich. Extra crowd. Extra crowd. Yeah. Brian and I are the same wavelength.
03:12:22
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lovingly in each other's eyes as we share that room. My kids keep asking me for change. Brendan Gandalf loves you, Brian. Brendan Gandalf, that name is so crazy. Yo, I gotta give it to you. I'm pretty good at names. That was, that's a hot one.
03:12:51
Speaker
I cannot give any credit other than my man, my man Brian from day one, moment one on Habs TV, who was calling me Redneck Gandalf. You'll always remember that. I will always remember that. I spent a special time in the basement. I always have dreams about it.
03:13:21
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That's a good one. That's that's that's pretty good. That's I gotta admit. It is what it
Parenting with Humor
03:13:26
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is. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
03:13:42
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And I have to be professional. Oh, that's the lip. Tim, that's the lip. That's the lip check right there. It's like it's not really a flavor saver. Oh, no comment.
03:14:04
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This is a shock absorber for the bull sack. I've heard.
03:14:48
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the the
03:15:25
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the the the
03:15:34
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Man man, I'm coming. Come here for a second. Come here for a second.
03:15:40
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I was, I'm out of town. I had a family reunion. I also had a memorial today. So I had a busy day just so you know, okay. Just give her the headset. Just give her the headset. Just start dancing, damn it. We was up here for a family reunion. I had a memorial for my father and my sister who passed away a couple of years ago and sent in four other relatives. So I was busy today, but I'm here right now for a little bit. Okay.
03:16:06
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And before you hand it back to him, before you hand it back to him, he enjoys long walks in the rain. And smack him in the butt and call him Susan. Wait a minute. I got it! Jesus. I can't even hear. And I still got your ass. Oh, hell yeah. That came on water right now. That's how critical this is getting. We got him trying to clean up his act.
03:16:34
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Ah, man, I'm trying to drink and drink water in between the drinks. I don't get too dehydrated. I hear you, man. I hear you. If it wasn't for the kids, I wouldn't give a fuck, man. I got to wake up there for two hours and give a little man a bottle. You're right, bro. Hey, man, you can kill me five. Keep your stomach full as you're drinking, man. Keep that stomach right. Have some curly fries, a little pet chow. A little bit of rum and his fucking milk. He'll be right in his throat.
03:17:01
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oh wait a damn minute just give him nine quill he'll sleep all night amen i don't want i don't want kevin vasquez coming on here and saying these guys are abusing their kids they're giving him night quell
03:17:28
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Do not give him do not give him anything else to blow Hey, just give it long strokes, okay If you shaved it with a fit by now
03:18:14
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I will say I will say though I will say like I want to squeeze his fucking cheeks as he's blowing it
03:18:24
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Chris, you know what you need to do. Squeeze this puffy chicken, say good boy. Bryant, Bryant, Bryant, Bryant. Bryant, chill. Bryant, chill. That was over his head. That was over his head. Cheeky, cheeky, cheeky. I hate all of you. All right. That means you're doing a good job up here. There we go. Good job, fellas. Good job.
03:18:57
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Nobody's better than playing a phone than Jeff though. Trust me. I know his lips taste funny. All right. I got one. I got one. If Glick was a hashtag.
03:19:21
Speaker
what do you got? Redneck. Greatest. Says what? Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag for Glick. Oh, give me a hashtag.
03:19:48
Speaker
Oh, give me a hashtag. Oh, give me a hashtag. Hashtag facial decoration. Hashtag you jealous, you alopecia bald-looking, no eyebrows, having a bitch. I am not jealous. You jealous. I'm not jealous. All right.
03:20:09
Speaker
He does have eyebrows though, just saying. I was going through the whole synopsis. She said, we'll head away. No eyebrows. I was like.
03:20:51
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You can't get any worse already did your eulogy
03:20:55
Speaker
and
03:21:08
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That mess was funny, though. That fool said, damn it, boy. It was funny, though. God didn't have me fucked up that night. That shit had me fucked up. Man. I played it the other night, Glick. I was watching it the other night, and I was in tears. I couldn't stand it. You played this song, and Branson, Branson, he allows Glick. Damn it, boy.
03:21:31
Speaker
I couldn't say anything or do anything because because you and Brian broke both got your chance and I was just like I've kind of been asking for this for a long time because I fuck with both of these guys. I mean like like I've I've got I've got my shots too like damn I can't I was like I have no rebuttal fuck.
03:21:59
Speaker
I've had my fair share. I'm a habitual. I'm a habitual. It's what I do. I fuck with everybody. And nobody ever really gets me. But that night, man, Tony and Brian, they were. It was like their Super Bowl. It was that it was their Super Bowl. And they was.
03:22:24
Speaker
that was getting my ass and I was like, yeah, I deserve this. I can't. I just kind of like you guys doing impersonations of me, like, all right, well, bring it on. Let's see what's going on. Because I mean, what's up, man? I mean, not too long ago, Tony got a good burn on me. And I'm like, God, I can't come back to that. I'm like, I can't say nothing. What did I do? Oh, what else? About two months ago.
03:22:50
Speaker
Yeah. You threw a sick burn at me and I had no rebuttal. I'm just like, I just took it. I'm like. Spoil alert. Brian was blushing. It was hilarious. That was the extra pepper on the wagoo steak.
03:23:10
Speaker
Don't let those words go into this boy's ear. Are you ready to enter the world of SpaghettiOs? SpaghettiOs is very nutritious. It is healthy along with ravioli.
03:23:35
Speaker
Just keep it basic. Don't ravioli, no spaghettiOs is a bad A, OK? No ravioli, no spaghettiOs. Cameron, you've been replaced. No, I've not been replaced. This is bedtime. No, no, no. I was telling your little dude, I was telling your kid, ask the spaghettiOs, and ravioli is the way of life. We want Lincoln. Stick with Chef Birdie. We want Lincoln. We want Lincoln. We want Lincoln. We want Lincoln.
03:24:13
Speaker
I'll take my time growing up if this is what I have in store for me I need you to upgrade your friends that I'm disappointed in you better
03:24:40
Speaker
I'm not going to ruin the show. I'm about to head out. Well, I'm going to the store with my buddy Sam still here, but I don't want to ruin anything. I know y'all are hanging out. Hey, I'll give her the mic, man. I'm just out of respect. I know how y'all go. You know, I don't want to over Mike. I don't want to be a Mike.
03:25:16
Speaker
Give her the mic and we don't like you. Anyways, we like her. Oh, you don't like all right. Yeah Amanda say issues and tissues this home is still fucked with me though. I'll see y'all later Hey, I'll be back in a little bit. I'm just going down to the store man, but I don't
03:25:28
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She's leaving at that, alright y'all.
03:25:42
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All right, I see y'all in a little bit. We want Lincoln. We want Lincoln. We want Lincoln. We want Lincoln. We want Lincoln. That's my little man. Hey, look, I'm gonna be real.
03:25:59
Speaker
He's like, Ma, do me a favor. Don't ever put me on on the mic with these guys. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait, wait a minute. Get the mic out of his mouth. Get the mic out of his mouth. You're not your dad. Stop it. I'll be right back, guys. I got like I said, Cam and I go chicken.
03:26:28
Speaker
Yeah, Cam's my boy. I got nothing but love for him. I love his family. His three youngins, I love them kids to death. His young area's oldest one, I was fortunate enough to have the pleasure of feeding her and loving on her and singing to her and talking to her and everything like that when she was just a baby baby. I have not got the pleasure yet to meet his
03:26:53
Speaker
other two young men, youngins, Lincoln and Kennedy, but hopefully I do look forward to getting what.
03:27:04
Speaker
How'd you get in here? Maybe he's trying to get her away from this train wreck. Every time, every time he put the headphones on, he's trying to pull out something. I know. He's trying to save you from this train wreck is what I'm saying. Oh, man. So maybe, uh, Smokey. I got a, uh, Tony got the, Tony got the... He's like, Mom, it's been time. I'm ready to go to bed. Tony, Tony got the, uh, fuck Tony D. Just hit me through, yo, on the screen when you're, um, when you're ready.
03:27:35
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smoke uh your girl here beside me i don't know if you guys hear a little over a little bit over a little dear a little over here right just a little over that's good wait but i'm here damn it i can respond i'm here like put the baseball bat down stop walking around the table damn it come here
03:28:04
Speaker
I'm about that. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it.
03:28:32
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He's like let's go
03:28:39
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You do? You could just set the headphones down and just leave the camera on. And when he comes back, you can jump back on. It's okay. You can set it. You can set the headphones down. Maybe he's getting too reckless. I mean, restless. You should see my other two. They're a reckless man. My two-year-old looked at me today when I told her not to dump the glitter out and she looked at me and took the box and just dumped it out. I'm just like fucking home.
03:29:06
Speaker
I do what I want with the glitter. Exactly. And I was like, Kennedy, pick it up. And she said, no, Mommy, help. I said, no, Mommy, help. And you jumped it out. And she said, no, Mommy, you help. I'll go smoke. I'll go smoke, sir. I know. You know, I'll go smoke. And then, Tim.
03:29:23
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the the the the
03:29:52
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I was trying to get her to come on there. She's like, who are all these fucking these losers? You're not up here. You don't fucking like you. You like Uncle Smoke, right? Smoke's fan. Yeah, he's all right. He said he's all right, but he ain't real. He's the right one. He's not real. I hate him.
03:30:20
Speaker
By the way, she'll give her black. I'm real, I'm black, all right? She listened to me, she was like, I hate Jeffrey. Oh, damn, Jeff. What are you gonna do? How long is that been? Why do you think that's a long-running feud? I don't know. This is new to me. I don't know what's going on. Why do you hate Jeff? This is wild news.
Societal Norms and Cultural Humor
03:30:41
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Look at him. I said, why do you hate Jeff? She was like, look at him.
03:31:03
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What about Tim? He looks stupid. That's a stupid name. What the hell?
03:31:19
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What's a smart name? Just out of curiosity. What's a smart name? Not Tim. If only it was a Tom.
03:31:35
Speaker
Name a famous Tim for 500. Name a famous Tim. Tim Conway. Keep going. Tim Duncan. Keep going. Tim Robbins. That's what I was thinking. Tim Robbins. Go ahead, Tony. You got to keep going here. Timothy Oliphant. Tiny Tim. Timothy Oliphant. Come on, Tony D. Come on. Quick, quick, quick. They taking my ideas. I'm not going to lie. They taking all the Tims I'm thinking about. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Come on, Tony D. Come on. Quick, quick, quick. They taking my ideas. I'm not going to lie. They taking all the Tims I'm thinking about. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. Timothy
03:32:04
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Tim's. Tim out. Tim out. Tim out. There you go. Tim out. There you go. You got 20. Oh, that was pretty good. Oh, oh, oh. Tim McGraw. Ditch. We popping. Yeah, let's keep going.
03:32:21
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Busted rubber name that yo busted rubber name name a famous Tim dog Oh
03:32:41
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Okay, so I looked it up, I typed up Tim, Tim meaning, it says one who honors God. Tim is a name originally short form of Timothy, is a version of the Greek, Greek name, Timothos, meaning one who honors God, honor and, and is a common name in several countries. Okay. You got a background on some Tim.
03:33:10
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, and
03:33:27
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Never heard of it, but I'm just I'm sure it exists cuz Ryan knows all the eateries Old school comedian Tim Conway
03:33:51
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I said that earlier. That's the only time I know. No, it's a little good, though. I was like, Oh, wait. I don't even know. That's the accident was in the incredible. Oh, the old school.
03:34:12
Speaker
I didn't mean to show you a copy, but did it come out? It's not terrible, but it's just, it's new. It's new when it's getting started. It's new. The greatest Tim of all time, Tony, Tony's favorite hero, Tim Tebow. It's so good already. I'm going to need you to turn your headphones up. Turn your headphones up. Turn your headphones up, God damn it. You're doing great. Timothy Hutton. Tim Blake Nelson. That's a new one.
03:34:41
Speaker
Timothy Hutton, Tim Meadows. Timothy Blake now. I'm googling shit, dawg. You got to come up the top of the dome piece. That's what keeps it. I got to go ahead. Audible. Go for it, Blake. I got to call a timeout. Go for it. Oh, shit. That was a good one. Audible. I had to go fry some chicken and I came back in.
03:35:12
Speaker
and buggy shout out to the black guys.
03:35:17
Speaker
What, the fried chicken? Hey, is that racist? Is that racist? Hey, that's racist. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Koreans do fried chicken too. That don't count. The fried chicken's not racist, but I came back in and Buggy said, all your friends are losers, except for these two. And she pointed at Tony and Uncle Smoke. Yes. So we're in front of the fried chicken jokes.
03:35:46
Speaker
All right. I'll take my rate to exemption. And Glick, this is why the champ is here. Just so you know.
03:36:01
Speaker
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The real champ always has his belt on his shoulder. Did you guys know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? And the face, the chump, the chump, if you will, can only talk about being the champ. I am the champ.
03:36:23
Speaker
like that looks like a wrestling that you bought off of eBay. This off of eBay. My man Smoke sent me this bill for for for, you know, there you go. But that's a that's a damn fine bill, man. Hey, you can't. Hey, you're a buster, brother. I got to give you this much love out there. But that's a piece of artwork right there. That's a nice one. I agree. Oh, yeah.
03:36:53
Speaker
That's, that's fine. That's handcrafted artwork right here. This man ain't quality shit here. It's the real shit, man. You know what? I've lost the river. It's been a long time. When you want these hands? When you want this smoke? Ain't nobody afraid of them dum dums. Let's do this shit. When and where, Sunshine? I'm just talking shit, because that's my boy.
03:37:40
Speaker
That's my boy. I love that. Tim Meadows. Jeff's still going with the Tims. He's still Timming? Jeff, we talked Timming. We dropped Tim 20 minutes ago. Tim out. Tim out.
03:37:44
Speaker
I think we'll just wind up. He'll get high. I'll get drunk and we'll eat barbecue.
03:37:54
Speaker
The DJ Timberland. Timberland. Oh, shit. Listen, listen, listen. Tim Allen and Timberland are good Tims. Y'all are good. And we really forgot the boots, Timberlands, too. Why are you playing? Hey, hey, hey. In 1991, Timberland said these products weren't made for life. His name is really Tim. Let me make you clear. His name is really Tim. I went to Junior High with him. I'm gonna shit on Timberland boots. They said our products weren't made for me.
03:38:23
Speaker
but we made it. We used to sell three fulls and Glick just for the record. His name really is Tim because I'm with the junior Howard. I didn't know him personally back in the day with his kids. That was kind of a curiosity question. Yeah. My boy Hoss. Yeah. Hoss and I have been through some shit.
03:38:43
Speaker
We've dealt with some shit. We've talked about some shit. Hosses. Hosses up down the category of general. Pull up, nigga. Pull up, man. For the first time on Nonsense School Nonsense. I use the word. You use the word. I'm black.
03:39:00
Speaker
What do you say? I said, nah. Pull up, now. Oh, OK. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Smoke said, pull up. Put the disclaimer. There you go. Put the disclaimer back up. Yes. Pull up. Busted rubber. Pull up. Not pull out. Instead of the pull out, it's pull up. By the way, that was not the first time. Is that like the pull out of the busted rubber, or like? That was not the first time. I have to say, I have to admit,
03:39:31
Speaker
Don't ever fucking it. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
03:39:58
Speaker
What happened? The n-word, the use of the n-word on nonsensical nonsense. The only n-words we allowed to use is no, hell no, nonsensical or non-sense. But I was quoting. It was not meant in a negative way.
03:40:22
Speaker
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen to what my man said. My man, Tony said the first one before anybody even realized who was on his ass real quick in a hurry. Tony D who was on his ass. Hey man, this is your show. You want it. You're on top of the game, man. I was like, Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. We got a hell yeah for that. We got a hell.
03:40:50
Speaker
You got to use the sound bite sometimes, like, you know, because there's like an ethical designation for usage. Yeah, you know, it all came down to I was it was it was in the moment. Thanks. And I was doing the quote. And, you know, my wife loves it. You see, here's the kicker. People get people think they can quote a song and get away with it. And I've just been looking at them like, and it's crazy. Look, just drop this.
03:41:17
Speaker
No, I'ma tell you, I'ma tell you what he did was he was playing a song and that's why I just looked at him and see people don't, people think he just wrote a song and it's just not offensive. Bullshit now in retrospect, and I will tell everybody this, one of the reasons why I don't see nothing up here is because I watch Wylin' Now on TV every time, they fuck white folks all the time on that damn show. If y'all haven't watched Wylin' Now, they fuck a white folks as much as this web, white folks mess with black folks. So we'll go a little bit, but I'll just be looking at Jeff like seriously, do it really, but okay.
03:41:54
Speaker
You recorded the song and i'm going to tell you the truth you never came to me like that you recorded the song was like look no god damn it don't yeah but you're just like remember songs or what is the song made to be done
03:42:11
Speaker
song are made to be sung along with so if remember let the writer of the lyrics who's putting that song out there realize that when you put that song putting it out there for the world to consume
03:42:26
Speaker
It's not just uh-uh. All right, so so think about this if I use this word that word and the other word You have people in japan if your wu-tang clan Singing quote-unquote odb like you see or no on my ig page with me and odb jr shame on a nigga
03:42:43
Speaker
Right. I hate to use the word but like like you got some people in Japan singing that word Singing that song and they have no idea what it means. Maybe But I'm sure that word is That word is used as
03:43:22
Speaker
In the UK, the word cunt is not used. Yes. But here's the thing as a gentleman, and I'm going to say this, I'm going to pull a small
03:43:39
Speaker
I'm gonna hit you with a little PSA, a little disclaimer. As a guy, I'm a white guy, and if you guys have never watched us live, and you don't know what any of us looks like, and for some weird fucked up reason, you can't decipher the fact that I'm a white dude. Well, that's on you for being a fucking idiot.
03:43:59
Speaker
But, as a white guy who has grown up in both worlds, you know, I've lived in both worlds, you know, the countryside, the podunk, hillbilly, redneck, whatever, and also, you know, grown up in the projects, in the hood. I have many friends.
03:44:19
Speaker
and been in a situation where it's like, dude, it's okay if you say the n-word and it's like, nah, it's really not that okay if I say it because look at me and if I say it, you know, and it's not a word that I say.
03:44:34
Speaker
But it's still shocking regardless of who it is that says it. It's kind of a shock to the system. It's similar actually. You know what I mean? Because if you're around the same people that say, hey, if you say this shit and you say it, it's fine. But if somebody that doesn't know you, as you say it, is looking at it from the outside saying, hey, man, this white guy is a
03:45:01
Speaker
But it's like he's got five black guys around him. And we know it's not like one of my, one of my, one of my best friends, RIP, RIP Black Hawk. Love you, brother.
03:45:17
Speaker
going way too soon. We used to come into work every morning and I would come in the door, he'd be like, what up Cracker? And I'd be like, what up Darky? And our HR department would shut their fucking doors and shake their goddamn heads. Because at the end of the day, that was my boy, that was my brother. Him and I always, we were
03:45:40
Speaker
You won't never meet anybody that is blood that was as tight as me and him were. And he was a black guy, and obviously I'm a white guy. And that's how we greeted each other every morning. Hey, what up, Alki? Or what up, Cracker? Or what up, Darkey? And then we gave each other a big hug, a little dap it up, whatever it was. But in our HR department, it was like.
03:46:04
Speaker
You turn it, what it is, is you turn the shit into a joke, right? Because it kind of, you know, on the back end. If I saw Chris on the street, you're like, what up, fucker?
03:46:16
Speaker
know people take it differently though because remember it was like you know just do do sort of the roots of American history people take it differently but like when it comes to you having a certain relationship with say a black guy and your white guy or whatever and it's like okay but if the wrong person hears it they all of a sudden somebody the white guy could go to HR like did you
03:46:37
Speaker
He said cracker and then the black guy he said nigger. So, you know, you just got to be you know, we got to be careful with the usage Long as it's a place full of dudes like you understand each other a little better, you know Yeah, you know what I'm just saying generally speaking like even doc even but all that stuff is associated with the same thing with cracker and and and honky and all that other ish like men and
03:47:06
Speaker
every morning. That's how we that's how we rolled up in the shop and that's how we we we see each other. We could we could be from he could be at the back end of the shop and I could be at the front. He'd be like what up Cragger or what up Honky. I'm like what up Daria. And you literally would hear our HR department slam their doors. My dad. My dad was in an army. Nowadays yeah that's a lawsuit. But yeah. Yeah but that was that was my voice. Like there was nobody tighter in that in that
03:47:36
Speaker
in where we worked, and even up until he passed away, unfortunately, RFP picked up. I love you, brother. But there was nobody tighter in our company than him and I.
03:47:52
Speaker
And then, you know, unfortunately he passed way too soon. But that was my boy, you know, and nobody questioned anything because they're like, oh, it's clicking, it's clicking an ant doing what they do. Leave him alone. And when people want to complain, they're like, it's clicking ant. Get to know him.
03:48:16
Speaker
calm down know who they are yeah they're not being racist they're just friends plus like we were thicker than blood that was my dad's best friend my dad's best friend is a black guy and
03:48:36
Speaker
I don't even know what's going on. Jeff, don't say it. Don't say it. All I heard was my dad's friend was a black man. Don't say it. I can't help him. I keep telling me. He don't fucking listen. My daddy had a black friend.
03:48:58
Speaker
me too had a black friend one time no they're still friends they're still friends but to hear them talk to each other you're just like dude you're both
03:49:10
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You know what it turns into because remember once you develop a friend a quote-unquote friendship And you know where both people stand as individuals you can turn the shit into a joke Right in terms of George Jefferson type shit, right?
Reflection and Camaraderie
03:49:24
Speaker
Yeah, anybody but like anybody that's outside of the loop cuz remember there's a loop, right? Anybody outside the loop what
03:49:35
Speaker
like so in today's world we can't really clown around like that to the extent because anybody that's outside the loop can report you and then next thing you know hey man you out of work the shit gets crazy right you know in today's quote in today's society anything that's not used in a malicious manner is just like whatever
03:49:57
Speaker
Right now like now it's like whatever, you know what I mean? And I'm gonna you know, it's folks we've made jokes and we've laughed, you know smokes Tony's like obviously obviously anybody who's ever watched or listen to the show then attorneys a black guy and we make jokes and we have fun and
03:50:21
Speaker
Don't know I never seen them. Oh shit Talking dumb shit and and I was before Tony could even react I react Like yeah, you know, this is true. Don't don't don't fuck with don't fuck with my people first and foremost
03:50:44
Speaker
Yeah, definitely. No, it's one thing for me and Chris to pick on Tony about something stupid. But from somebody that's not inside the circle, Chris and I are gonna jump all over him before Tony even knows what's happening. Because that ain't cool. And it's the same thing for spoke or Tim. I'll bust on Tim all day.
03:51:07
Speaker
uh like chris was calling him Puerto Rican earlier he's actually part of time and Tim is basically from Boston no Brian is I'm sorry I'm sorry Tim
03:51:42
Speaker
The man is holding you down Tom You Tim now I need to buy a
03:51:59
Speaker
buy a vowel 250 you got me I like to solve the puzzle Tim is so smooth that he's just like I'm gonna hang out I'm gonna slide in where I'm fitting
03:52:53
Speaker
Fucked up man. It's him now. All right My name is Arthur Morgan
03:53:16
Speaker
You don't need three chicken wings, you son of my bitch. Oh, lord. I'll tell you what. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. His Arthur Morgan. Did you just steal one of Tony's catchphrases? No, the spoiler alert. I heard that. Spoiler alert. Oh, spoiler alert. That's the Tony phrase. Arthur Morgan's death is the saddest fucking thing I've ever seen.
03:54:15
Speaker
Yeah, but that spoiler alert is a Tony phrase. 10 bucks per use. 10 bucks per use. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it.
03:54:18
Speaker
Oh, with that being said, we got some blacktop mojo for you. I got to go fry some chicken for your ear rolls. Yeah, I haven't seen a. Yeah, I've been trying. Well, I was dude.
03:54:37
Speaker
Mr. Morgan, where the fuck is the chicken? Smoke. Smoke. Fried chicken means he goes away from him. Oh, I never knew that. Damn it. Oh, I'll give you the background on fried chicken. Speaking of fried chicken, we give the background and I'm going to go fry chicken. Yeah, he's on fried chicken. Tell us, Jeff, please enlighten me, because I'm late to the fucking party.
03:55:00
Speaker
Chris is Mike. Chris was closer to the bathroom and I really didn't know how to fill while he was gone. So he he'd be like, I got a fried chicken and he'd walk away or he'd go, I gotta go to the bathroom. He'd walk away and I just sit here and you could hear the man piss and it sounded and somebody in the comments, I think it was Charlotte.
03:55:25
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that that
03:55:48
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There is a new button no Okay Call to come off the damn camera and the in the microphone and you come back in and you finish take about ten minutes because after you finish either air to fuck out Well, it depends on how much
03:56:06
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it was literally like episode three or four or something like that when it came about and and if you listen forgive me hear it loud and clear just somebody get this jackass she's drunk she just ignore her i'm not drunk
03:56:26
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as long as you give her a kiss give her a kiss smack him smack him we're talking about give her a kiss all right give her a kiss all right give her a kiss smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack him smack
03:56:54
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kill us. Be like baby. Now my boy wants to get on. He's been bringing a little bit. You know, now he wants to get on. What do you got to say, Randy? Put the headset on. All right. All right. You ain't catching up. All right. All right. Blake, you got to initiate my buddy because he said he can talk some shit. So he was a good guy. I don't really think they're ready for it. Everybody move your mics and get ready. Bring him in. Be careful. The mic is ringing.
03:57:24
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The mic is swinging because the baby didn't rip it out the port. Raise the mic up. We hear you. What's up? What's up? What's up? How y'all doing? Chillin, what's your name, dude? Randy. Welcome to the show, Randy. We got Randy in the house. First time, bro. First time. My dad and brother and sisters. I got an uncle, daddy, and an auntie, sister. Come on.
03:57:51
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but stay roll tide for us one time so your daddy can get fucking neuter. He said roll him out. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. You watch your fucking mouth. It ain't that bad in the whole state. It is that bad in the whole state. On some real shit though. On some real shit. This one time I was eating out my grandma, right? And I tasted horse gum.
03:58:22
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And then that's how I remember how she died last week Then you remember how what wait I missed the punch line and then you what that's how I remember how she died last week No, sir
03:58:55
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That's probably one of the worst jokes I can I can think of Right now because I'm on the internet
03:59:12
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I can't say that joke on that. Don't get in trouble. Yeah, no racial and no, no mama jokes because then we send the thugs to come get you. I'm scared. I'm not like 100% I am a pussy when we come with you, man. Come on. Come on, dude. We joking, man. I mean, it's not that bad. I mean, it's like pulling in your mom's house. Yeah, we're crazy. Don't think we're in front of moms because my mom died back then. Chris is an orphan.
03:59:42
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Yeah, no mom jokes. No mom jokes? How about dead baby jokes? What about, I mean, what do two lesbians do on their period? Okay, first and foremost, Sam. Wait, fingerprinting. Two babies with Cam. Okay, but I have like a plethora of dead baby jokes, like before I met Cam, so. She's like, I have a plethora of babies. Dead babies?
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I'll be right back. I heard enough for that craziness when I was in the desert and not doing that in Dorset, but you all go for yours.
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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? Oh, Lord, I've heard these before. What's the difference? What's the difference? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. Ouch. I got to check out. I got to check out because Sam and I did this before one night playing all of it together. She was killing me. I got to check out.
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Listen totally was not meant to be a female in my present life. I was probably a dude in my past life. Like, we know by the sound of your voice you are not a woman. Exactly. I totally agree with that, Glick. Totally agree. I just got penis envy. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I was going to say, the only problem is you're Dick's bigger than Chris's. I mean, I can donate some if you need it. For real? I'm going to teach, listen, I'm totally about it. I'm going to teach Kennedy good around saying that and like, I'm going to videotape it and you guys have to put it on the quadcast. I will. I'll put it on the TikTok page and everything.
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That would be awful. Oh, God. Wait, what, Jack? Nubby stub. Nubby stub. Fuck you, Brian. Redneck Gandalf, Nubby stub, Glick Dick. Yeah, Glick Dick. Could call you Stump. Careful. Yeah, but you'll run around and get some Glick Love, Brian.
04:02:36
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I've already been at three places. I have been telling dead baby jokes. What have you been doing? I have to get up in the morning and drive. So I'm going to call it a night. You've been telling baby jokes.
04:03:00
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What the fuck? Why do I always walk in to the fucked up shit? Get out of here. They don't love you anymore. Get out of here. Get out of here.
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you've been making wow
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Monday, I will probably still be tied up. I'll probably be up there with them as well, too. So I might not make money. I'll be there. Before you go, what is the difference between or what is what? I'm not telling you racist joke. What does a ventilator and a refrigerator have in common? Oh my God.
04:03:57
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I don't even want to know, but go ahead. I have a cousin on a ventilator. Get out of here. Get out of here. Nobody wants to hear your shit. Get out of here. This is called the takeover. You guys ready?
04:04:14
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They both keep vegetables alive. That is my nurse joke for the night. I am a nurse. I am a nurse.
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Totally like I don't
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I know that's in the office. Don't worry about it. But don't say that. Don't say that because somebody may remember we live in a society where somebody I know people have to be politically correct. Like if you work in the health care system, you have to have a dark sense of humor because like shit goes on and yeah.
04:05:40
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If it's, if it's told inside of your community, I get that. Everybody has inside community jokes. Everybody has in their circle jokes, in their creation. Because trust me, I'm an aircraft mechanic. I've been working on planes for 27 years. There's some dirty shit that I've heard. And even when I was in the desert, there was some low down.
04:05:51
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the the the
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I heard Jesus jokes. I'm like, where do you motherfuckers come up with this shit? Right. And Jeff, you was in the military. You know what I'm talking about. I don't even tell half the shit I've heard over there. Unless you piss me off bad enough, then I can disrespect the fuck out of you. Don't ever get me. Exactly.
04:06:12
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I reserve my shit for some of the most disrespectful motherfuckers. By that point, we're ready to fight. And I'm very proud to get into some of the fights that I'm about to get into when I say some of the shit that I'm about to say to some of the motherfuckers to keep motherfucking asking for from the bottom of my motherfucking heart.
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I ain't trying to disrespect anybody, but I thought you got to get that joke. It's like, you know, it's a woman who has broken the ice of some of the stiff women out there in the world who don't think women talk like that. But there are some women who are ladies who also have career fields where they got to grow some thick skin as well. And I hate to use that phrase because it's played out in this cliche. Here's the thing. You have to have a stronger mentality than what they teach you of the common core society.
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aspect, every career field has their own level of shit and we also have our own level of sarcasm. We don't always understand each other and that goes not just in the career fields or in your neighborhoods but that goes society and then global. One of the biggest things I've learned while I've been up here on the internet is how people hear and see things different and how we gotta learn to relate to each other without offending each other. So we all got our ways and we all got our shit. I was deployed amongst motherfuckers from
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all over the world. I met a motherfucker from Macedonia. Nobody knows anything about Macedonia because they forgot that's the first country in your history book before Greece and Rome. Exactly. I met a dude from Macedonia and I blew his mind that I even knew where it was. He was like, you've heard of my country? I said yes in the history books. Nobody remembers that because they didn't fucking study. They cheated. Exactly. Exactly. You don't teach that shit anymore.
04:07:56
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No, they don't teach that shit anymore. I'm 25. I'm like, I don't even know where that is. Yes, I am 25. I am half your age, my friend.
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Fuck all y'all 26 in November. So I
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I don't need ARP I got the VA
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I got to try that in here in 10 minutes. I got to, I got to Instagram live to do real, all of y'all take care. I'll catch y'all. If I don't catch y'all Monday, I will definitely catch everybody Wednesday. I appreciate you popping up in here, brother. Yeah, I said I'm going to and wishing him again. Sam.
04:09:12
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Sam, it was fun. This is cool. Ice is broken. We can talk shit all day to each other. Just so you know. Be good, man. Take care. See, the kids love me. The kids love me. I'm trying to talk Glick into doing a true crime documentary. I'll probably be on it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm going to go ahead and call a timeout. Did Cameron not tell you? No, he didn't. Cameron doesn't tell me shit.
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Tim, how's Penelope doing?
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I'm doing great. She's doing great. Good. She did not like the dead baby jokes though. I believe. I'm so sorry. You all take care. I gotta get some rest. I will holler at everybody later on. Hey, love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother. Love you brother.
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Ah.