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385 — Grand Theft Asiago
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Ty & Eric crack the books to discuss the aura of public libraries, splitting the Guinness G at home, the rise of global cheese theft, Kendrick’s invasion of Drake’s hood, why NPCs go to the beach, ruining the house party with intrusive thoughts, and accidentally becoming a stripper.
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Transcript
Recording in Unusual Places
00:00:10
Think Fresh
but but
00:00:11
tyfresh
ah Yo, yo, yo. Bread heads and bookworms coming together today. Why did I say that, Eric? Because I'm recording from a whole public library.
00:00:26
Think Fresh
ah fuck was that
00:00:28
tyfresh
Did my drum roll work?
00:00:30
Think Fresh
Yeah, I thought you were like dragging your chair, I don't know never mind
00:00:36
tyfresh
ah We need to fire the Folly team.
00:00:39
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm. Wow,
Lifestyle Comparisons
00:00:41
Think Fresh
dude, I'm drinking a beer at home while you are sitting in the library. what's What's going on? Why are we living such different lives today?
00:00:49
tyfresh
Well, you are a degenerate who spends his nights drinking at home. I'm an active participant in both the business and cultural scene of the city. And when an active man like myself just needs to podcast in a pinch, where's he going to go? He's going to hop into the local library. I'm like Clark Kent. I need a phone booth to change into my so ah super persona.
00:01:13
Think Fresh
Oh, yeah, you're absolutely right, dude. um The library is it's kind of like a secret third place for all kinds of nefarious activities. You know, it's like if you need a place to discreetly do a drug deal, you know, Vancouver Public Library is your probably your best bet. If you need to crush a nap in between like hinge dates, that's another great spot to do it.
00:01:37
tyfresh
Yeah, the library operates on fringe rules that exist in no other like organization. You're not allowed to talk. You're not allowed to eat.
00:01:49
tyfresh
But you're allowed to drink alcohol in here. You're allowed to fall asleep in here on a chair. You're allowed to never leave.
00:01:57
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Yeah.
00:01:57
tyfresh
It's so weird.
00:01:59
Think Fresh
Nobody said you couldn't smoke hookah at one of the study booths.
00:02:03
tyfresh
And if you are the first to smoke it, you actually have a case.
Library Culture and Humor
00:02:08
tyfresh
Because if your taxpayer is funded, dude, libraries are so weird. The weirdest part is that they always have like, they have a ton of aura, like just a collection of the world's knowledge in a beautifully designed building.
00:02:23
tyfresh
But then the patrons of the library, Eric,
00:02:25
Think Fresh
and
00:02:27
tyfresh
have no aura. They're like negative aura. It's like the beardiest looking scruffy ass people, the most like NPC student types you can see.
00:02:38
tyfresh
It's so lame in here.
00:02:38
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:02:39
tyfresh
No one's got drip. Everyone's got Beats by Dre on, on their head. No AirPods in sight. Couple of wired earbuds.
00:02:50
Think Fresh
Dude, I think, OK, I just something just clicked clicked with me time. I think the library and the beach are actually the same place. And let me let me just explain to you something.
00:03:01
tyfresh
please
00:03:01
Think Fresh
Everything you just described is also allowed at the beach. It's actually promoted to happen at the beach, drink and fall asleep. and The other thing is, think about like what aura a beach has.
00:03:14
Think Fresh
right You see it on like National Geographic. You see the waves crashing, beautiful, stunning imagery of nature you know running its course.
00:03:22
tyfresh
Please.
00:03:22
Think Fresh
But at the same time, the people there are you know despicable, ah to say the least.
00:03:25
tyfresh
Mhm.
00:03:28
Think Fresh
you know i mean I don't want to hang out with anybody near the beach because it doesn't attract any good people other than me.
00:03:35
tyfresh
You're right. It's like, how am I the most handsome and kindest human that's ever set foot in the sand?
00:03:44
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude, I'm twiddling my toes in the hot sand right now, and I'm the only one with like a platinum Amex, you know?
00:03:51
tyfresh
it is You're so right. Both attract a walrus that wants to take their shirt off. The librarian and in the lifeguard share a similaral similar similaral similar role.
00:04:02
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:04:03
tyfresh
yeah
00:04:06
tyfresh
which is to confiscate the alcohol if they see it.
00:04:06
Think Fresh
Not your turret, yeah.
00:04:10
Think Fresh
Absolutely. I also think libraries and beaches are both places where, like, if you're new to a city, you just kind of gravitate towards those two places. It's like two, like, universal landmarks in any given town.
00:04:24
Think Fresh
It's like, I need to know where the body of water is, and then also, like, where I can just, like, I don't know, loiter.
00:04:24
tyfresh
Yeah.
00:04:31
tyfresh
yeah It's true. They're like nb NPC landmarks. I'm using the Michelin guide.
00:04:36
Think Fresh
Spawning locations.
00:04:37
tyfresh
and Yeah. I rely on ASOP locations almost exclusively at this point, but maybe there was a time in my life when I would roll up to an air town and say, where's the beach?
00:04:48
tyfresh
Where's the beach's at?
00:04:48
Think Fresh
yeah Yeah, I think your net worth has like 100 X
Cultural Blending in Libraries
00:04:54
Think Fresh
since that point. That's probably the biggest difference between now and when you would have looked for the library in any given town.
00:04:59
tyfresh
Yeah.
00:05:00
Think Fresh
You also didn't have a podcast back then.
00:05:00
tyfresh
yeah
00:05:02
Think Fresh
but So it's another reason to never go to a library.
00:05:04
tyfresh
Well, the podcast has brought me back to the library more than any other single entity in my life, Eric.
00:05:11
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:05:12
tyfresh
And I think it's because this is a Highbrow Lowbrow podcast. We are highbrow hosts occupying imperialist enterprises and lowbrow establishments, you know?
00:05:25
tyfresh
it's not it doesn't It starts at Subway, but it doesn't end there. And it will, but you know where it ends there? It ends in court. but but
00:05:35
Think Fresh
that's like a dark turn.
00:05:36
tyfresh
Yeah, this podcast ends when we get a big fat lawsuit from the way, but we will not because this is satire.
00:05:44
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
Rivalries in Music
00:05:46
Think Fresh
Yeah, the Highbrow-Lowbrow Wars are very similar to the Kendrick and Drake Wars. and They both end in court in a legal battle between two lawyers. Pretty amazing stuff.
00:05:59
tyfresh
Did you see that on Kendrick Lamar's tour that he just announced? He has one date in Toronto.
00:06:07
Think Fresh
Oh, of course, Ty.
00:06:08
tyfresh
He's entering enemy territory.
00:06:12
Think Fresh
June 12th or something? Or is it July 12th? One of the two.
00:06:16
tyfresh
Wow. Dude. He's storming the capital.
00:06:20
Think Fresh
I know he's quite literally going to Ground Zero, which is not advised. um Do you think he will suffer the same fate as Rick Ross, who tried to perform one of the Drake This songs here in Vancouver?
00:06:33
Think Fresh
with That is pretty crazy that that happened, first of all.
00:06:34
tyfresh
but but
00:06:37
tyfresh
it is crazy yeah he got jumped he got his him and his whole mob got mobbed so here's what's gonna happen i think there's enough kendrick fans in the six to fill a stadium but there's also so many ops there that are like die-hard drake goons i think that kendrick's gonna have to like bring a couple of body doubles into the city just to just to keep his identity secret because if someone
00:06:37
Think Fresh
Bro got jumped in Vancouver.
00:06:52
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
00:07:05
tyfresh
finds out where he is, I think they will go after him. There's no way they won't.
00:07:08
Think Fresh
I think so too. I we over here at Think Fresh podcast don't condone violence unless it's towards your sandwich artist.
00:07:16
tyfresh
Mm-hmm.
00:07:16
Think Fresh
However, I don't know if like showing up with a police escort is going to be a good look for him either. He's kind of got to be what he is claiming in his songs.
00:07:28
tyfresh
Mm-hmm.
00:07:29
Think Fresh
The tougher guy, the head honcho.
00:07:30
tyfresh
Yeah. Yeah, he says he comes from the streets, so let's see how he does on Boar Street. But true Drake's gonna be sitting in his plush ass rosewood manner calling hits out, you know, all night.
00:07:38
Think Fresh
but God damn it.
00:07:47
Think Fresh
do you think Is it possible that Drake will have to, I don't know, find a safe location, maybe the Toronto Public Library, to kind of stake out, you know you know, buffer that one day with like, I don't know, one or two days on each side just to like not be at home?
00:08:07
Think Fresh
Because I feel like he's kind of like a big target, him in his beautiful mansion over there on Bridal Path.
00:08:10
tyfresh
Hmm.
00:08:14
tyfresh
and I don't know, dude, that that manner is fairly fortified from what I remember. I don't think it's going to be any entering a community space like a library could prove disastrous.
00:08:28
Think Fresh
But didn't um didn't somebody like do a drive by recently? Like during the Drake beef with Kendrick, he was I don't know if he was home or not, but somebody drove by and shot one of the bodyguards or something.
00:08:41
tyfresh
Yeah, they couldn't even break the first line of defense. That's how fortified this place is.
00:08:45
Think Fresh
Well, I guess your guess is a good point, like ah somebody could take a bullet and they still won't get in.
00:08:53
tyfresh
you So modern castle right there.
00:08:56
Think Fresh
That's crazy. Yeah, dude. um But yeah, i think I think Kendrick might get got.
00:09:06
tyfresh
If there was a day to get got it's that fateful day in Canada, we'll see what happens. But I bet you there's some, like I bet you on stake.com you can figure out what the over-under on him making it back to California is.
00:09:11
Think Fresh
Yeah, yeah.
00:09:21
Think Fresh
100%. Also, I was a little bit disappointed to see that SZA was joining him on the tour because I know SZA is obviously signed with TDE. e So I guess her loyalties are there, wherever the paycheck is coming from.
00:09:34
Think Fresh
But also, they're essentially like good friends with Drizzy Drake.
00:09:34
tyfresh
Mm-hmm.
00:09:38
Think Fresh
You know, I would be pretty heartbroken if all my friends suddenly are, you know, touring and making business ventures with ah Kung Fu Kenny.
00:09:47
tyfresh
Mm-hmm. She's probably feeling the tension of this sandwichuation. On one hand, you don't want to bite the hand that feeds you, or in this case, the paw of the top dog.
00:10:04
Think Fresh
Yes.
00:10:04
tyfresh
But on the but on the other hand, I feel like Drake and SZA's relationship might even be, dare I say, a fling?
00:10:14
Think Fresh
Oh, yeah, OK, I can see that Drake is known to just dabble in the like, you know, every it feels like every quarter he's got like a new female friend, so.
00:10:28
Think Fresh
And it's usually like pretty platonic if I'm not mistaken. I mean, at least nothing has come public that I know of, but it seems like him and Cesar are just kind of like work acquaintances that, you know, once once your friend kind of moves departments, you don't really talk to them ever again.
00:10:45
tyfresh
Yeah, that's the vibe I'm getting. You, you, you went as far as you follow them on Instagram, but if you're going to send them a message, it's via LinkedIn.
00:10:54
Think Fresh
Like, I'm going to hang out with you.
00:10:55
tyfresh
That's the type of relationship we're talking.
00:10:58
Think Fresh
I'll hang out with you at the Christmas party, but I'm not doing Secret Santa with your family.
00:11:02
tyfresh
Facts. Huh. I had, I have, dude, the thoughts are just disappearing from me as you say them.
00:11:14
tyfresh
I just feel like Drake has no male friends. Like, he's that one dude who just can't... he He just... Who's his best man if he were to ever wed? I don't think he's got one.
00:11:23
Think Fresh
and
00:11:24
tyfresh
He's got all female friends.
00:11:27
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm. I think you're right other than like 21 Savage and I think Playboy Carti is kind of in his good books as well out of all the rappers, you know, I mean I think Like I think I can see Playboy Having a Drake feature even on on his new album or vice versa on the next Drake album Because they've kind of always kept in touch, you know, throw it all throw out everything
00:11:35
tyfresh
See?
00:11:44
tyfresh
Hmm.
00:11:50
tyfresh
Dude, friends for a reason, friends for a season, friends for a lifetime.
00:11:56
tyfresh
So let's say Drake walks down the aisle. His wedding party is 21 Savage, Cardi, and then his best man's 40. Like, that's, that's his crew, but most of the ring beer.
00:12:05
Think Fresh
Mitch modes.
00:12:09
Think Fresh
Through the ring, Gar is jumping off of the fourth floor into the pool.
00:12:10
tyfresh
I don't know.
00:12:14
tyfresh
yeah Wow.
00:12:15
Think Fresh
Fucking hell.
00:12:16
tyfresh
I don't know. I just think he needs to get his homies up. Like, I think all of his male friends are hired goons.
00:12:20
Think Fresh
Ty, you don't even have to ask. I will bear the ring for you and I will jump off the balcony. Just let me know which one.
00:12:30
tyfresh
Perfect. How about the seventh floor of a public library?
00:12:34
Think Fresh
Oh dude, that would be the way to end it for sure.
00:12:38
tyfresh
Dude, I feel on top of the world right now. I am indeed on the top floor looking out to the beautiful Vancouver skyline. I feel like I'm Batman and this is Gotham, and I'm here to protect the streets.
00:12:51
tyfresh
And by protect, I mean feed the streets with this content.
00:12:51
Think Fresh
who
00:12:55
Think Fresh
ah Wow dude, feed and protect, that's on the side of your car.
00:12:58
tyfresh
Yo, that's going on the big fresh family seal. Dude.
00:13:07
Think Fresh
Oh, Oh, dude.
00:13:07
tyfresh
Do we, you some people have a coat of arms. We have a mouth of feet.
00:13:13
Think Fresh
Oh, no. Oh, they can say a code of harms.
00:13:17
tyfresh
Coat of, coat of something. and There's a play here. Arms, feet, coat, jacket,
00:13:27
Think Fresh
Farm defeats.
Cheese Theft Crisis
00:13:31
Think Fresh
OK.
00:13:32
tyfresh
headphones.
00:13:33
tyfresh
Okay.
00:13:34
Think Fresh
so
00:13:34
tyfresh
I'm losing you. ah Big, big news happening here in our little town of Vancouver, but it plays into a larger worldwide pattern, Eric.
00:13:36
Think Fresh
You're losing me, Ty.
00:13:47
Think Fresh
Okay.
00:13:48
tyfresh
Last week, $12,000 worth of cheese was stolen from a Whole Foods in Vancouver.
00:13:57
Think Fresh
Fuck, dude. i I got a whiff of this um not long ago, but I wasn't aware that this was happening here in our beautiful in beautiful B.C. of all places. ty um I thought maybe, you know, in Oakland, San Francisco, Tenderloin area, they were robbing the place. But you're telling me the crime has spread north.
00:14:19
tyfresh
I'm telling you it's a global problem. The suspect took off with a giant like like a bag of cheese and they haven't been caught yet.
00:14:32
Think Fresh
Honestly, Ty, I'm surprised that this has taken so long to like happen because obviously the breadheads know I used to work in a deli, okay? I'm familiar with the pricing of various cheeses. Cheese is not cheap and the wheel of like parm that you might see as decoration in the back of a box of foods, those go for like $3,000. Because think about how much like a small block is, that's like 45 or whatever, right?
00:15:02
tyfresh
exactly and this is why it's such an attractive lick for these for these thieves and because i'm hearing the reports all over america about this it's on the rise even like most recently there was one in the united kingdom a few months ago and they stole 950 wheels of cheddar yeah dude it was like half a million dollars worth of cheese and don't do you remember the uh
00:15:23
Think Fresh
Holy shit, dude.
00:15:30
tyfresh
the iconic theft of poutine cheese in Montreal nearly a year ago. Like this is happening everywhere because it is such a hot commodity.
00:15:40
Think Fresh
Interesting. So this is what's happening, Ty, in Biden's America. We're resorting to cheese theft. um But I think cheese is Probably pretty lucrative, however, it's a risky play.
00:15:52
Think Fresh
Like, how do you offload the cheese? How do you wash the cheese once you're done with it? Like, that thing has got an expiry date, and you gotta kinda move it quickly, you know what I mean?
00:16:04
tyfresh
you
00:16:05
Think Fresh
Who are you contacting to get rid of that much parmigiano? Chef Pino?
00:16:09
tyfresh
That's true. You need to have a whole, there's probably a whole system of black market businesses that are buying their cheese on the black mold market for a fraction of the grocery store price.
00:16:24
Think Fresh
We call that the blue market tie.
00:16:25
tyfresh
the The blue market. I like that. um And there's no way to really idea the cheese once it's in your hands. You know, you unwrap it, rewrap it in parchment. You got yourself a fresh product.
00:16:39
Think Fresh
I guess so. And who says you can't just, you know, take off the sticker and put a different expiry date on it, you know?
00:16:46
tyfresh
It's cheese. No one's going to know.
00:16:48
Think Fresh
It's got mold anyway.
00:16:51
tyfresh
I think the only way that this could be sort of tracked as if they put wheels of cheese on the blockchain, you know, you get the brick cheese chain going.
00:17:03
tyfresh
But even then, once the label stripped and you undressed your cheddar, it's, it's free to take on a new identity.
00:17:03
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:17:12
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. No, this is Yeah, you're totally right. I'm thinking about how like, cowboys will brand their cattle. Like they'll they'll stick a cow with like a hot iron and put the logo like on their ass. Just so yeah they know like which ranch it came from, right? And if the cow ever goes missing or maybe sold on the black market, at least you know it's trademarked. I'm imagining a similar thing happens with wheels of cheese, because I don't know if you've seen them, but they all have like some kind of lettering like stamped into them.
00:17:47
Think Fresh
and I don't know if they do this already, but I think they start they're going to need to start like stamping the producer, maybe the time of sale and like the distributor, like for like, for example, like Whole Foods December 3rd, 2024. That way, if you're somebody like, I don't know, if Crook could Safeway gets their hands on it through a, you know, illegal means, then it won't be able to be sold.
00:18:15
tyfresh
Mmm, that's really smart, Eric. You just...
00:18:19
Think Fresh
Thank you.
00:18:20
tyfresh
You just need to letterpress your block of Asiago so that... You can track that thing.
Millennial Living Trends
00:18:29
tyfresh
I... Dude,
00:18:32
Think Fresh
Fuck off.
00:18:33
tyfresh
du I am so over caffeinated today. I don't know if you can tell.
00:18:36
Think Fresh
Dude, you're so geeked.
00:18:38
tyfresh
but Dude, I'm cheesed!
00:18:38
Think Fresh
I can tell you're geeked, bro. Are you are you off the blue? Are you are you hitting the blue sea blue cheese martini right now or no?
00:18:44
tyfresh
That's the plan for immediately after this episode.
00:18:47
Think Fresh
Oh, I'm so jealous.
00:18:49
tyfresh
How is that Guinness feeling in the throat tonight?
00:18:53
Think Fresh
The Guinness is soothing my every every fiber of my being right now, Ty. I've also i had a long day and I've pretty much finished the Guinness.
00:19:03
Think Fresh
It's on its last few sips.
00:19:06
tyfresh
Hmm, as it should be.
00:19:08
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. I've decided that I need to buy Guinness glasses, like Guinness pints. I don't mean Guinness frames.
00:19:18
Think Fresh
Something where I can split the G and I can also like confidently pour an entire can into because right now I have to pour like 80 percent of my can and then top it up later. But I need to get this sorted before you come over again. This is what I'm trying to say.
00:19:34
tyfresh
Well, I appreciate that commitment to craft, Eric. A low effort MVP would be to Sharpie a G to the side of your glass to see if you like having it before you invest in actual glassware.
00:19:51
Think Fresh
I'm embarrassed to say that ive I have thought about this tonight.
00:19:58
tyfresh
I will say though, having a proper glass really is a statement that that you are committed to the lifestyle of crushing Guinness.
00:20:08
Think Fresh
Yeah, this is a thing with like going over for dinner like at a you know a real adult's place, like you know one of our parents. They always have the right glassware for the beverage.
00:20:20
Think Fresh
like Even if it's a beer, I don't know about your dad, but like I have like my dad's got like different beer glasses for all types of beer. You want a lager? It's a tall sleeve. You want an IPA? It's got the little stem and the perfect round kind of glass. You know what I mean? It's all thoughtfully curated.
00:20:41
tyfresh
mm-hmm uh likewise with any adult home that i visited yet not in my own i'm drinking beer out of water cups i'm drinking beer out of wine cups i got i got no strategy here because i don't think that yeah exactly fill up my cup mazel tov i'm just feeling like millennials aren't afforded the space to build out these wonderful collections it's probably hurt the glassware industry the
00:20:54
Think Fresh
Red Solo.
00:21:09
tyfresh
this entire like urbanization is hurting them.
00:21:13
Think Fresh
The tiny home movement has single-handedly ended the glassware industry.
00:21:21
tyfresh
Yeah, dude, people are like, the the the toilet bowl is now the sink, you know, like you got one cup for all fluids in these a tiny homes.
00:21:31
Think Fresh
Damn, I never thought about that. Having a bathtub these days is a luxury, if you think about it.
00:21:37
tyfresh
100% reserved for the penthouse only
00:21:40
Think Fresh
That's right. um Yeah, dude, how do we how do we elevate our game? I feel like whenever I have ah my parents over, I just feel like inadequate as a host. I'm like.
00:21:52
Think Fresh
Damn, I never thought to have more than four cups. You know what I mean? I just feel like so many things fall apart once I want to host people whose opinions I respect. Let's just say.
00:22:07
tyfresh
Yeah, 100%. I think ah a strategy you can use, a genuine strategy that I've employed is the day before the activation, hit up your local thrift store, procure glassware specifically for that event, and then just break it when you're done and throw in the garbage.
00:22:14
Think Fresh
OK.
00:22:25
tyfresh
Or of course, send it back to which it came.
00:22:30
Think Fresh
Oh, dude, that is amazing. So basically, you know, much like ah a TV show where they like throw a glass every episode, just kind of do that.
00:22:42
Think Fresh
Like once you're done drinking it, like have a glass of whiskey and then like throw it in the fire, just like on Yellowstone.
00:22:47
tyfresh
Mm-hmm. That's cool. It's like hey guys, I procured some single use glass pint glasses Just throw them out the window when you're done
00:22:59
Think Fresh
Yeah, I mean, we're we're so used to single use like red solo cups. Why not just elevate it a step further and get like cheap IKEA glassware even? And then, you know, especially for like New Year's Eve, you could just like throw them on the street.
00:23:14
Think Fresh
Like that's kind of cool.
00:23:15
tyfresh
That's fun. What a cool way to celebrate.
00:23:17
Think Fresh
Yeah, that's how we should be celebrating New Year's Eve if you ask me.
00:23:22
tyfresh
Filling our streets with glass.
00:23:24
Think Fresh
Yes, precisely Ty. You think I'm joking, but I'm not.
00:23:29
tyfresh
If you do take the bespoke glassware route from a thrift store or otherwise, you can actually pick a glass that is appropriate for the character of your house guest.
00:23:41
tyfresh
So you can, ah I would offer you a ah very large, like big old jugs. I know you like big jugs, but maybe like another friend I would put them in a like a novelty McDonald's grimace mug from 2003, you know, or and another person gets a champagne flute shaped like a butt plug.
00:23:48
Think Fresh
Thank you. So thoughtful.
00:24:02
tyfresh
Everyone gets something that is true to them.
00:24:05
Think Fresh
who Wow. Well, I'm honored that I got the most normal vessel out of everyone that you just listed.
00:24:12
tyfresh
For my least normal dude.
00:24:14
Think Fresh
yeah Exactly. There's some irony there like the guy I have a subway podcast with has just a normal tumblr for his for his drink That's true Yeah, dude, it's in bet in your best interest that nobody speaks to me at your at your parties Hi
00:24:25
tyfresh
I just don't want to give anyone a reason to talk to you. Not at my house party.
00:24:38
tyfresh
You can see the ah intrusive thoughts bubbling up your throat. Maybe it's just a
00:24:45
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. They're pinging in my brain and I'm doing my best to catch them all, much like those guys in that ah that like video, not video game, but those like arcade games where you have to like catch as much cash as you can. And you're like in this like a wind tunnel. Have you seen those?
Fantasies and Merchandise Hype
00:25:02
tyfresh
i Dude, i have ah I have a fantasy that I would like to share with you.
00:25:06
Think Fresh
Oh, wow.
00:25:08
tyfresh
I want to go in one of those completely naked.
00:25:14
Think Fresh
Why, bro?
00:25:15
tyfresh
Two reasons. The three reasons. Number one, the feeling of catching money. Number two, the feeling of money hitting me from all sides.
00:25:27
tyfresh
Number three, the feeling of air flowing over me from all sides. It's basically a skinny dip, but you're bathing in bills.
00:25:35
Think Fresh
Jesus Christ.
00:25:38
Think Fresh
Ty, it sounds like you just want to be a stripper.
00:25:41
tyfresh
Wow.
00:25:41
Think Fresh
Like you want, you just want somebody to throw money at you, Ty.
00:25:43
tyfresh
but
00:25:44
Think Fresh
Just call, let's call it what it is. And I'm sure the number five warrant is hiring.
00:25:49
tyfresh
I can't believe ah can't believe I walked myself into that one.
00:25:49
Think Fresh
They're always looking for new talent.
00:25:53
tyfresh
I i just described stripping.
00:25:54
Think Fresh
ah I can tell that you've thought about this like several times and you're like, wow, how liberating would it be to just, you know, have money kind of swath around your naked body? um But I've thought about this a lot as well, Ty, and I think just from a different perspective.
00:26:15
tyfresh
Yeah, you like to be on the side that's throwing the money in.
00:26:18
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Exactly. Exactly.
00:26:23
Think Fresh
I mean, that's some might say that's a poverty mindset though. I'm spending and you're earning.
00:26:30
tyfresh
That's true. But you have to spend money to make money. And that's why we have invested in Such a beautiful website and merch line.
00:26:41
tyfresh
So go check that out. Maybe cop a hoodie. I think fresh hoodie. I think fresh coaster. Do we have coasters, Eric?
00:26:50
Think Fresh
I don't think so, but that is a good idea.
00:26:52
tyfresh
Hmm.
00:26:52
Think Fresh
I think coasters would be perfect for our vibe.
00:26:56
tyfresh
Yeah, that would be a good foot long stock. Stuck in stuffing. Stalker stuffing. I'm losing my goddamn mind here, dude. I'm geeked off the beam.
00:27:04
Think Fresh
Stuffing, you've got Thanksgiving on the mind still.
00:27:07
tyfresh
I need to go find a librarian, teach me how to read and speak good.
00:27:14
Think Fresh
Ty, are we ready to announce some new products? Are we ready at this point or are we Or no, we're just going to tease it a little more.
00:27:23
tyfresh
Little tease, but um we can share, breadheads expect a very exciting drop coming this Friday.
00:27:33
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Wow, I love that you put a deadline on it, because as you all know, men need deadlines.
00:27:41
Think Fresh
It will simply take me as long as I have time to do it.
00:27:41
tyfresh
Yeah.
00:27:44
tyfresh
Dude, deadass. This is our drop dead deadline.
00:27:48
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:27:48
tyfresh
So you better hit the site. I have a feeling the site's going to crash on Friday with the influx of traffic. We'll have to talk to the IT team in preparation, but new, new ThinkFresh merch is coming.
00:27:58
tyfresh
So brace yourselves.
00:27:59
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm. That's right. Last week was Black Friday. This week is White Bread Friday. Mark your calendars.
00:28:10
tyfresh
Well, I'm dreaming of of the white bread Christmas.
00:28:15
Think Fresh
White bread, white cheese. I think we're on track for a great Christmas this year, Tai.
00:28:20
tyfresh
Me too, Eric. On that note, breadheads, thank you so much for listening tonight. It's been a pleasure to podcast for you.
00:28:29
Think Fresh
Likewise. um Yeah, stay locked. Lots of holiday goodness coming your way. Ciao.
00:28:38
tyfresh
Ciao.