Become a Creator today!Start creating today - Share your story with the world!
Start for free
00:00:00
00:00:01
389 — Very Dairy Christmas
33 Plays1 month ago
Ty & Eric explore how AI can ruin their podcast, getting back into big dairy, destigmitizing flip flops, closing the temperature gap in the modern workplace, why Subway is the last milk stronghold, sitting front row at the pizza oven, how Eric trespassed at Ty’s Subway, and the benefits of podcasting from pubs.
-
10% Off Think Fresh Merchandise:
Get 30% Off Zencastr Pro:
Follow Us on Instagram:
Recommended
Transcript
Introduction and Subway Humor
00:00:04
Ty Fresh
Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up, buff friends, enemies, people still eating Subway like it's 2010. Welcome back to Think Fresh, the podcast where we save you from yourself one sandwich critique at a time. I'm Ty.
00:00:18
Think Fresh
Oh, and I'm Eric. If you spent $15 at Subway this week, just know that you could have gotten an Olivia Rodrigo hoodie instead.
00:00:26
Ty Fresh
Or, you know, three good avocados, assuming inflation hasn't hit your local Whole Foods yet.
00:00:34
Think Fresh
Either way, better ah ROI than whatever limp lettuce you're choking down. Am I right?
00:00:39
Ty Fresh
facts facts facts facts eric 24 minutes of cultural commentary veggie sandwiches and subway slider coming your way let's go let's talk about the first segment which is our mayo incident eric please explain to the people what you went through this week i'm still laughing
00:00:54
Think Fresh
Oh god, ah so I broke my own rule tie and I went the subway. um I did order a turkey sandwich, which was rare for me. It was a humble order. No J. Cole.
00:01:07
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm, couldn't be me.
00:01:10
Think Fresh
Here's the thing, Ty. I said just a little mayo. Very reasonable, very clear.
00:01:14
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm. To be fair, just a little mayo sounds like it's subway code four. Drown this sandwich like it's the Titanic.
00:01:24
Think Fresh
Bro, it was unhinged. Mayo oozing out of the sides, dripping onto my hands like a Last of Us clicker.
00:01:32
Ty Fresh
He knew what he was doing.
00:01:34
Think Fresh
Oh, he did. He looked at me with that succession Logan Roy stare like you are not serious people.
00:01:40
Ty Fresh
Oh no, subway employees have injured their villain area. I'm just saying. They're just out here running social experiments with us.
00:01:48
Think Fresh
So are we, Ty. I walked out, threw it in the trash, and took my L. I'm done settling for sandwiches that hate me.
AI's Role in the Podcast
00:01:55
Think Fresh
I've just had it.
00:01:55
Ty Fresh
and Dude, and I am done settling for chat GPT generated transcripts. This is what happens at Redheads when we let the robots win.
00:02:05
Think Fresh
Yeah. If you're still listening, thanks for you know supporting us no matter what, because that intro is brought brought to you by Chat GPT.
00:02:14
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's what it thinks this podcast is about. I did appreciate the Whole Foods reference, but other than that pretty mids, hey
00:02:22
Think Fresh
I did have to work my magic a little bit to make you into a soy boy and also sprinkle in a few cultural references.
00:02:32
Ty Fresh
yeah you'd think with chat GPT's persona development they would ask you some fundamental questions like their estrogen level BMI
00:02:41
Think Fresh
and There should be like a pre-podcast quiz you take, you know, things like that.
00:02:45
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm. Yeah, exactly. Well, um, the ThinkFresh R and D department is still working in the lab trying to generate an AI episode for you guys.
00:02:55
Ty Fresh
We're getting closer. We haven't cracked the code yet, but you won't even know it when it hits you.
00:02:59
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm That's the whole point I and if ah you didn't realize that the whole beginning of this episode was generated with chat then Well, you're in for a treat soon.
Subway Adventures and Friendship
00:03:11
Ty Fresh
two Yeah, you are, you are economically and socially going to be obliterated.
00:03:11
Think Fresh
and
00:03:17
Think Fresh
Oh Shit the creepiest thing though is I never told chat that I went to subway today But it's still generated copy for me or a transcript that ah that said that I went to Subway. That's some scary shit. Did it look at my bank transactions? Maybe at my Snapchat location?
00:03:40
Ty Fresh
Yeah, dude, it's being fed the Google Maps GPS coordinates. Maybe the Fitbit's heart rate is going in a little, little sharper than normal.
00:03:51
Think Fresh
ah yeah That's right. I'm in zone two just chewing on this footlong.
00:03:57
Ty Fresh
Okay, so it knew you went to Subway today. Why did you go to Subway today, Eric? What, what would even, what would even create such a compulsion?
00:04:07
Think Fresh
Well, Ty, I was running some errands with bae and once you're like in the deep depths of New West, I'm sure you can relate.
00:04:17
Think Fresh
There's not much else to do than to stop into the way and fuck it.
00:04:17
Ty Fresh
Mm
00:04:20
Ty Fresh
-hm.
00:04:21
Think Fresh
Just get a footlong just to set you right.
00:04:22
Ty Fresh
Fuck it. Yeah, I can definitely empathize with that. I am a little ah upset because according to the Snapchat snap map, the subway you went to was the closest location to my home, yet I didn't get your host did not get an invitation.
00:04:43
Think Fresh
ah Don't worry, Ty. I think we may have to make another appearance soon. So maybe I'll have to contact my co-host and you know arrange a lunch date, a proper business lunch.
00:04:53
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm. It doesn't matter if you've been already eaten, Eric, there's always room for 12 inches in my stomach. I keep it on retainer.
00:05:03
Think Fresh
That's right, Ty. It was a late lunch, so I didn't think it was appropriate to interrupt you from your daily yoga exercises.
00:05:11
Think Fresh
you know just so you can come and eat another foot long. I don't know, I felt like I would throw you off for the day. 24 inches is not for the week.
00:05:11
Ty Fresh
Mm.
00:05:20
Ty Fresh
Dude, for sure. for To go from downward dog to downing bread is a pretty sharp contrast. From yoga mat to yoga mat bread.
00:05:30
Think Fresh
From downward dog to upward chucking. Oh, man.
Unusual Food Pairings
00:05:37
Think Fresh
Speaking of upchuck tie, I pulled this move twice in a row now, but I got a chocolate milk with my sandwich.
00:05:45
Think Fresh
Do you ever do that?
00:05:46
Ty Fresh
to that Dude, that is, you're the chief upchucker. That's disgusting.
00:05:52
Think Fresh
It is pretty disgusting, but I got the retco from a friend and I don't know, once you kind of like go down that path, you, you, it's hard to climb out of it because just think about all the protein you're getting, Tai. The milk alone has 16 grams of protein.
00:06:09
Think Fresh
And I can only imagine how much the full lung has. you know that's ah That's a pretty good meal right there.
00:06:14
Ty Fresh
Yeah, it's a grand total of 16 grams of protein.
00:06:19
Ty Fresh
Incredible.
00:06:20
Think Fresh
Oh, shit. Yeah, dude.
00:06:22
Ty Fresh
Wow. So you're a milk, you're a milk boy now. Hey, but you're the, you're the milk man.
00:06:26
Think Fresh
I'm the milk man.
00:06:29
Ty Fresh
This is an.
00:06:29
Think Fresh
Yeah, it's such a twisted little combo, but I don't know. I mean, you can think of it in this way, Tai. I'm not optimizing my drink for the sandwich. I'm optimizing my drink for the cookie.
00:06:42
Ty Fresh
That is actually the most, so when do you put it that way, no other fast food chain really delves into cookies. it's not It's not like making the menu at Burger King.
00:06:58
Think Fresh
There's a chance that it's like they have a cookie oven somewhere, but it hasn't been open since 99, you know, since Y2K.
00:07:04
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm.
00:07:08
Ty Fresh
So with that in mind, there's like a good reason for subway to offer milk. And maybe we should be less critical of the milk and drawers at subway because that is their safe space anywhere else.
00:07:19
Ty Fresh
It's really freaky. But a subway they get a hold pass me maybe they should have a hold pass.
00:07:21
Think Fresh
Yeah.
00:07:25
Ty Fresh
Maybe the milk man deserves to live.
00:07:25
Think Fresh
yeah
00:07:27
Think Fresh
yeah Yeah, dude, stop coming for the milk man. He's got a job as well. um Yeah, man, the milk was it was great and it comes in a nice bottle. So you can, you know, take it to go milk to go. You can like drive around with it and it doesn't look you don't look like a fat American with like a venti fucking seven up. You know, a nice discreet bottled milk is much more acceptable in my in my books.
00:07:58
Ty Fresh
Yeah, yeah because you're more likely to be compared to a toddler sipping on that on that that plastic nip Daddy needs his milk Dude, I used to call you Burberry Airy, but now I think I'm gonna call you just Dairy Airy.
00:08:11
Think Fresh
god damn it well i used to also be called the milf man but now i'm just the milk man shit yeah
00:08:31
Ty Fresh
You can take the man out of the milk, but you can't take the milk out of the man.
00:08:36
Think Fresh
but you can take the milk out of the milf quite easily
00:08:39
Ty Fresh
The milk and the man. Mm hmm. You're the man milker. The milk man.
00:08:45
Think Fresh
No, pause.
00:08:46
Ty Fresh
There's something there's something here. um Wow. So you had the chocolate milk, which is equally as freaky. You're not even you're not even hitting like the default.
00:08:57
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude, I skipped the 2% and said, give me the fucking, give me the one from the brown cow, you know?
00:09:02
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm. yeah well if you're gonna if you're gonna freak it you might as well go all the way you think you think did he just has the white milk no you know he's getting chocolate too ah oh nice he's still sipping on that
00:09:08
Think Fresh
Yeah.
00:09:14
Think Fresh
He's getting the Homo milk.
00:09:18
Think Fresh
Yeah. I actually have it right here with me. I just realized.
00:09:24
Think Fresh
Yeah, bro. I'm not even finished. It's 5 PM. And here is my chocolate milica.
00:09:31
Ty Fresh
while they're really bragging about the 16 grams of protein.
00:09:31
Think Fresh
Pretty awesome.
00:09:34
Think Fresh
I know, that's what drew me in. And check out that beautiful cow just hanging out on the ranch, munching on some grass.
00:09:39
Ty Fresh
Yup.
00:09:41
Think Fresh
What are the chances that the grass is not in the field, but in a small bowl in real life?
00:09:47
Ty Fresh
Just an old bucket of grass.
00:09:50
Think Fresh
who This is good stuff, Ty.
00:09:51
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm, dude, that's crazy that like if you got like the like the steak and cheese footlong Then you're eating cow a few different ways cheese meat and milk Tour de Bolvain Mm
00:10:04
Think Fresh
Oh, shit. That's right. And I'm wearing my i'm wearing my leather boots, too. I forgot to mention that.
00:10:10
Ty Fresh
-hmm, of course, of course that's right. The produce just round out every we he uses every part of the animal and
00:10:18
Think Fresh
That's right. From snout to tail tie, i am you know I'm not one to throw away any part of the animal.
00:10:21
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm.
00:10:24
Think Fresh
But I'm also really impressed with what's in this milk. We got 42% of my daily um value of calcium. It's pretty good.
00:10:35
Ty Fresh
That's huge.
00:10:35
Think Fresh
I don't know how other ways you can even get calcium other than drinking milk or taking a pill.
00:10:39
Ty Fresh
I just assumed we were all deficient at this point.
00:10:43
Think Fresh
Yeah.
00:10:43
Ty Fresh
Calcio's been basically eradicated from groceries.
00:10:48
Think Fresh
yeah I mean, we're all calcium deficient. So the only way to drink or the only way to get C is to drink the M.
00:10:56
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm, good call.
00:10:58
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. But yeah, dude, you got to try it. Next time you're getting a sandwich, I would recommend sticking with the six inch, though, if you decide to get milk. Just, you know, the milk with the foot long really puts it over the edge.
00:11:10
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm. Wow, I can't believe you are, I'm still like blown away at the fact that you're even like going on a subway without your host. This is in my neighborhood.
00:11:19
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:11:22
Ty Fresh
Did you, and any weird things happen today?
00:11:22
Think Fresh
I know.
00:11:24
Ty Fresh
any Any noticeable changes to the menu or the artist's disposition?
Challenges with Subway's Menu
00:11:30
Think Fresh
Well, Ty, as you know, the subway that you live next to is... like pretty futuristic.
00:11:36
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm.
00:11:36
Think Fresh
It's one of the newer ways. And the screens are a bit of a challenge for me, Ty, because every like 20 seconds or so, the menu just disappears. And it displays like a full screen ad for Subway.
00:11:49
Think Fresh
It's like like, bro, I'm already here. You don't need to advertise the Subway. And then I even said that to the artist. I was like, hold on. I need i need the menu to come back before I can tell you my order.
00:12:02
Think Fresh
And she's like, yeah, I know.
00:12:04
Ty Fresh
Dude, terrible user experience. Every fast food restaurant is doing this now though. You're like just trying to find the value pick section, but you have to like watch an ad with grimace in it first. Like they're making it to their, they can't skip the ad. Like I didn't realize I was in a, like a YouTube hole. I just want to get up a big Mac.
00:12:24
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Dude, you're so right, man. um I don't know why they do it. I assume it's because like they don't need some fat manager going up there and breaking his leg and then suing Subway. It's easier to just have like, you know, John and I.T. press a button. um You know, less manual labor that way, I guess.
00:12:47
Ty Fresh
Oh, you know what it actually is? I bet they're all optimizing for time spent in restaurant. If you're trying to like increase the time your diner spend in the restaurant, then just make them stand around waiting for the menu to show up.
00:12:52
Think Fresh
Hmm.
00:13:00
Think Fresh
yeah Yeah, that's a good point. The only other people there were myself and Bey, a guy in flip flops. Keep in mind it's like three degrees outside in Vancouver and pissing rain.
00:13:12
Ty Fresh
It's like,
00:13:18
Think Fresh
And then one guy on an iPad with like like a stand for it, like sitting on the on the one of the tables.
00:13:24
Ty Fresh
honestly, matter of respect to the flip flop guy. And I'll tell you why Eric, you're at a tropical location. You're wearing flip flops all day, not because it's hot, but because you're constantly going in and out of water. You're like dipping your feet in the kiddie pool, maybe a walk in the ocean.
00:13:42
Ty Fresh
a little little waddle around here. You're rinsing your feet off as you walk through the sand at the beach. You're just constantly the feet are and being immersed into wet zones and dry zones.
00:13:48
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:13:53
Ty Fresh
So might as well wear flip-flops for all that, because they're insanely waterproof. They're not going to get dirty. Yet, as soon as someone wants to wear flip-flops out in the rain, which has the exact same situation, there but they're they're judged for it.
00:14:08
Ty Fresh
I think it's brilliant, brilliant man.
00:14:11
Think Fresh
Yeah, this is a very profound, you know, foot analysis tie, but I think it has more to do
00:14:19
Ty Fresh
Sorry, it's an insane sentence.
00:14:21
Think Fresh
I know, I know. um We're no stranger to feet here on Think Fresh podcast, but um it's our preferred unit of measure measurement as well. But I think it's more of a temperature play.
00:14:34
Think Fresh
Like, I don't know if you really want to be like in three degree weather, you know, with the dogs out, you know, like you could get hypothermia, you know.
00:14:43
Ty Fresh
Right. So you're only doing the flippy floppy is when you got the hot dogs.
00:14:48
Think Fresh
Yeah, like if even if it's dry out and it's hot out, Like, I'll wear the flips, you know?
00:14:53
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm.
00:14:55
Think Fresh
wet The wetness isn't even a factor, really. Like, it's more temperature.
00:14:59
Ty Fresh
I see, I see. Yeah, I can respect that, but what was this? What was the interior of Subway with the toaster oven running all day and that bread retarder? It's probably like 73, like a nice comfortable 74 maybe.
00:15:12
Think Fresh
74 is nice.
00:15:14
Ty Fresh
see Yeah.
00:15:14
Think Fresh
but's dude All the office girlies need it to be 74, at least.
00:15:19
Ty Fresh
Dude, they're always like, can we make can we just two more degrees please?
00:15:25
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude. RIP to Ann's like seventh scarf that got caught in the wheels of her Herman Miller.
00:15:32
Ty Fresh
listen Dude, women are always talking about the wage gap, but ah I think they need to be advocating for closing the temperature gap. Cause men are running at like a 64 and all the women wanted at crank to 80.
00:15:47
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Mm hmm. I know women just don't want to go on the floor and do 20 push ups when they get cold, you know, that's the fastest way to warm up.
00:15:54
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm Dude you know how I if I want to crank my body heat I just start digesting I just enter into digestion mode and The whole the whole engine is just like grinding
00:15:55
Think Fresh
And they're just not really gonna put the work in.
00:16:11
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude, your own fucking seventh gear just fucking grinding away at that sandwich. I understand what you mean. Usually when I'm cold, it's like on an empty stomach. And if I just have some food, I will, you know, wake the body up, wake the metabolism up. um Yeah, rev it into high gear. Vroom, vroom.
00:16:31
Ty Fresh
Dude, and nothing red lines the tummy more than 12 inches of sandwich.
00:16:35
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Dude, it's like. The milk is my premium gas. you know it's like it's like It's like what I need to. you know Some high octane stuff right there.
00:16:46
Ty Fresh
And all of this goes back to why it's perfectly acceptable to have the dogs out in Subway.
00:16:54
Think Fresh
Yeah, that's true. Oh, man. I mean, I'm not even surprised to see it at this point. But it is what it is. um Tai, one other observation today.
00:17:05
Think Fresh
the The Subway series menu, which is something we are pretty familiar with now, it has veggies on the menu, right? Like each sandwich has like a select curated list of veggies.
00:17:21
Think Fresh
And I just need to know like why that's even there because I've never once had the artist like you follow that. They always ask me what what veggies I want.
00:17:30
Ty Fresh
who
00:17:31
Think Fresh
They never assume I want what I asked for initially, you know?
00:17:35
Ty Fresh
if
00:17:36
Think Fresh
And so I remember the first time I tried this, I even told them, like I'll just get what it comes with.
00:17:36
Ty Fresh
Yeah.
00:17:42
Think Fresh
And they're like, what? What do you mean?
00:17:44
Ty Fresh
They don't even get it. They don't even know it comes with stuff.
00:17:47
Think Fresh
Yeah, exactly. So I can only assume that as a society, we've just rejected the idea of pre-designed subs. And we're staying true to the real value, corps core values of Subway, which makes me proud.
00:18:02
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm. I'm happy that this hasn't caught on either. And it's probably partially because like, for the sandwich artists, they have to turn around and crank their neck like 90 degrees to read these words upside down. So your build time is cut in half and man's got to eat.
00:18:21
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm. Oh dude, that is some good chocolate milk. Holy fuck, bro
00:18:25
Ty Fresh
isn Yeah, dude, I just watched you like crank your neck back like a like a sandwich artist looking at a menu or like a baby bird waiting for mother hen to put. Wow. You really are a toddler with that milk. Feed me.
00:18:43
Ty Fresh
i
00:18:44
Think Fresh
but Ty, do we go back to...
00:18:50
Think Fresh
Ty,
00:18:53
Ty Fresh
God damn it.
00:18:56
Think Fresh
should we go back to buying milk? Do you buy a milk?
00:19:01
Ty Fresh
Obviously not. You know I'm a nut juice.
00:19:03
Think Fresh
I didn't think so. I just thought I'd ask.
00:19:06
Ty Fresh
I got oat and cocoa nut, always on retainer.
00:19:09
Think Fresh
Oud?
00:19:10
Ty Fresh
Yeah, those are that's on the bench in the fridge. And I will dabble in the dairy if I purchase some sort of espresso beverage out out in a boot.
00:19:12
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm.
00:19:21
Ty Fresh
Like today I had a a latte and um i got I got the, ah as they call it, regular milk.
00:19:31
Think Fresh
Oh, that's great. I'm actually happy to hear that. Let me go back to regular as a society. um
00:19:39
Ty Fresh
Make regular regular again.
00:19:46
Think Fresh
That needs to be a hat on the ThinkFresh website, I think.
00:19:51
Ty Fresh
I think so too.
00:19:53
Think Fresh
Yeah, we' we're always brainstorming merge ideas. So keep watch this space because you know we might do a surprise drop of make regular regular again.
00:20:01
Ty Fresh
Yeah, if you like...
00:20:06
Ty Fresh
That's pretty good, actually.
00:20:07
Think Fresh
It's good stuff. It could be white as well.
00:20:08
Ty Fresh
Dude, our first red hat. oh
00:20:11
Think Fresh
Yeah, true. White with red text. How about that?
00:20:14
Ty Fresh
Ooh, that's kind of a fun twist.
00:20:16
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:20:17
Ty Fresh
Oh, dude, I was at Goated Pizza Restaurant in Vancouver, Spakanapoli this week.
Securing Seating at a Pizza Spot
00:20:23
Think Fresh
Ooh.
00:20:24
Ty Fresh
Yeah, if you're familiar, best pizza in all of Canada, according to Cabrino Rosso, or whatever that thing's called.
00:20:26
Think Fresh
Uh-huh.
00:20:32
Ty Fresh
um Now, they had white hats with red text on all of the Italian men working the the pizza bar.
00:20:40
Think Fresh
Interesting.
00:20:40
Ty Fresh
And I'll tell you why I know this, Erik. Not because I dine there, but because I found a hack to get into this pizza place. Because as you know, it's notoriously way too busy just to walk up anymore.
00:20:52
Ty Fresh
It's been gentrified.
00:20:52
Think Fresh
Oh, man.
00:20:54
Ty Fresh
Okay, here's what you do. When you walk up, don't ask for a table, say, can we get two on the pizza bar? And they're like, they'll try to put you on the bar and you say, no, I want the pizza bar.
00:21:01
Think Fresh
Oh.
00:21:05
Ty Fresh
They have a second bar with only two seats that overlook the pizza oven. It's the best seat in the house, Eric.
00:21:12
Think Fresh
Oh shit.
00:21:13
Ty Fresh
You get to watch them flipping the dough, checking the crust in the oven, talking with the gnocchi makers in the in the kitchen. it's a it's It's a real spectacle, but also immediate seating. What a hack. There, this one's blessing the breadheads with this one, this hack.
00:21:31
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Wow. but I'm I'm probably going to cut that from the episode tie because I like to keep that one for us. But that is really, really impressive. I love the idea of like going straight to the bar, but the fact that you're able to like specify pizza bar.
00:21:46
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:21:46
Think Fresh
It's like you're already like you're asking for something. You're so niche that they have to give it to you, you know.
00:21:51
Ty Fresh
Exactly. If you know they have to give it to you.
00:21:54
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:21:55
Ty Fresh
It's the perfect crime.
00:21:57
Think Fresh
I can't wait to ah break some burrata with those boys in the back.
00:22:01
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm. Speaking of hanging at bars, I feel like we should address our previous episode, Eric.
Recording at an Irish Pub
00:22:08
Think Fresh
Yeah, let's do it. We have some recent controversy.
00:22:10
Ty Fresh
Okay.
00:22:13
Ty Fresh
Uh, breadheads last episode, Tonya and Eric came to you live from a, an Irish pub. It's our first time like live on scene for an episode.
00:22:24
Ty Fresh
And I had, this I think it went pretty well. I listened back to the audio recording. I had a lot of fun with it. I don't know about you, Eric.
00:22:29
Think Fresh
Oh, dude, I did as well.
00:22:30
Ty Fresh
I'm sure you did to guineas a deep.
00:22:34
Think Fresh
It's crazy because we went in there planning to have one each, but We had 10 minutes to fill, and we're like, what are we going to do here? sit on Sip on water? Hell no.
00:22:42
Think Fresh
Get another round going.
00:22:42
Ty Fresh
Hell no.
00:22:45
Ty Fresh
I was really happy with the service as well, because as soon as they saw our black bulging microphones, the server took on a disposition I wouldn't have expected.
00:22:57
Ty Fresh
Very conscientious, very quiet, very considerate, very demere whenever they were around our table as to not to disturb the recording.
00:23:08
Think Fresh
That's right. He was using hand gestures only. By the time we rolled around the second time, he was like pointing at us and gesturing the beverage the universal beverage symbol, um which is, you know, thumb and pinky, kind of like tilted towards your mouth.
00:23:14
Ty Fresh
Mhm. Mhm.
00:23:23
Ty Fresh
Taking a swig of the thumb.
00:23:25
Think Fresh
Yeah, exactly. Which I got to respect, like, I don't know, ah a really busy bar would not have the patience for two blokes like us, but i got I gotta hand it to you know the bar we went to, which we won't name drop because we're probably gonna record there again.
00:23:41
Ty Fresh
I think so. This is where, why I brought this up is because I want to make this a regular segment. I think we got to head back there for every Friday episode because nothing makes the Friday episode better than just a little bit of beer in the system.
00:23:49
Think Fresh
h
00:23:55
Think Fresh
1000% and the you know ambiance, I should say, of you know the guests around us. There's not zero ambiance at Subway. you know You just get people like, you just see people's feet.
00:24:09
Think Fresh
But at the Irish pub, you get people you know um talking taking the piss out of their boss, a shit like that.
00:24:10
Ty Fresh
Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:18
Ty Fresh
100%. Oh, it's such a warmer warm laughter, the clin clinking of glasses. At subway you just hear a muffled cheese and toasted a muffled. ah Like the weekend Starboy is playing really quietly in the background. Occasionally you hear a crackhead yelling for the bathroom key like you're not getting much. It's very cold. It's very uninviting.
00:24:41
Think Fresh
You're hearing someone experience a fender bender in the parking lot. you know More people get in accidents at the subway parking lot than at the Irish pub parking lot, which is crazy.
00:24:52
Ty Fresh
100%. The real question is, which one has more belches?
00:24:59
Think Fresh
I gotta say the pub and that's okay because you know you can't have it all.
00:25:04
Ty Fresh
That's true.
00:25:04
Think Fresh
I think the the splitting of the G just encourages you to have one big belch at the start of your drink, which you know it is what it is.
00:25:11
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:25:14
Think Fresh
it's There's no way around it.
00:25:16
Ty Fresh
For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. What goes in's gotta, something's gotta come out.
00:25:25
Think Fresh
1000% dude. ah I'm just thinking about the creamy head of a beautiful black Guinness tie. And it's a work it's truly a work of art. I almost cracked one for this episode, but lucky for us, I had, you know, half a milk left.
00:25:47
Ty Fresh
Dude, chocolate milk is the guinness for is Guinness for babies, essentially.
00:25:53
Think Fresh
Dude, I can't wait to have a kid and cheers them with my Guinness in one hand and you know his little chocolate milk in the other. A beautiful sight.
00:26:01
Ty Fresh
That is a beautiful sight, like father, like son. You'll raise him right.
00:26:04
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Mm hmm. I'll tell him you split the cows, son.
00:26:10
Think Fresh
Oh, beautiful.
00:26:12
Ty Fresh
Wow, very cool, Eric.
00:26:16
Ty Fresh
On that note, I think we gotta call the episode here. This has been so much fun to talk with you, surprisingly. At least once we got rid of the whole AI thing.
00:26:23
Think Fresh
Yeah.
00:26:25
Ty Fresh
That was...
00:26:26
Think Fresh
I was going to say, how does, how do our AI counterparts close out the episode?
00:26:30
Think Fresh
Cause I would like to see what they're doing. Um, okay.
00:26:30
Ty Fresh
Oh, good idea.
00:26:34
Ty Fresh
We should pay respect to them.
00:26:37
Think Fresh
How about this? I'll say your lines.
00:26:40
Think Fresh
All right. That's it for today. Stop eating bad sandwiches. Stop paying for extra dry bread and for the love of God, stop trusting subway.
00:26:40
Ty Fresh
Oh no, okay.
00:26:48
Ty Fresh
And if you're still out here munching footlongs, that's between you and your God.
00:26:55
Think Fresh
Leave us five stars, share this with someone whose sandwich taste needs fixing, and remember, real kings toast their own bread.
00:27:03
Ty Fresh
Facts. See you next time.
00:27:05
Think Fresh
Bye.