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In this weeks newsroom, Ty & Eric discuss the inauguration of uncle T, Bradley Cooper’s sandwich shop, Metro Boomin’s toasted yacht, whether Drake has a legal case against Kendrick, whether Fogle deserves a pardon from Trump, the plight of being a famous Subway franchisee, the Arizona goonicide, and attempting to identify Mac Miller’s demographic.
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Transcript
Introduction and Setup
00:00:04
Think Fresh
Redheads, Redheads, Redheads, Ty and Eric, back in the booth. How are we doing today, Eric? Doing just fine as I tweak this knob right here. Man's all about the levels. Oh yeah, we're good. do we Call me Avicii. Mike test, Mike test, Mike test. Oh, we're good, baby. All right, all right. We're live and direct direct direct from the subway parking lot again. Subway is open for business. Think Fresh is open for business.
00:00:31
Think Fresh
It's just a world economy happening in this parking lot. Dude, the GDP of Think Fresh surpasses most subways, I would think.
Trump's America and Media Musings
00:00:41
Think Fresh
Thank you for buying all that merch, breadheads. Yeah. GDP stands for a giant dick proportions. Whoa, let's go. Yeah, thanks for getting all that merch and dick appointment gray breadheads. That's Ty, we got a big day. Big day. Second day in Trump's America. How do we feel?
00:01:00
Think Fresh
it's a weird one dude i don't understand this timeline at all i keep getting like reels that are snippets of the inauguration this week and none of them feel connected to each other they're just like these moments in time how long was this inauguration it doesn't make any sense yeah i don't know it's weird that um it's it was like live streamed it's kind of like a like what's separating trump from his like core audience, which is like streamer kids. like like Trump should be on Twitch at this point. You'd think so, hey? I'm just aware that Netflix didn't cut a deal to get in on that, you know? yeah do Netflix, Q1 earnings, or through the roof, it sounds like. Yeah, and they didn't even catch the live stream. That's crazy. I guess Jake Paul's all they need. Yeah.
00:01:47
Think Fresh
I guess it would be probably pretty profitable for Netflix to do some kind of like political news kind of live stream. You know, it feels like since they're scraping for ideas, the failing Netflix.
00:02:02
Think Fresh
The failing crooked Netflix corporation could use some ideas and I think a political one would make sense.
Big Tech's Role and Rebranding
00:02:09
Think Fresh
All the other big tech giants are bending to Uncle T like Facebook has gotten rid of their like all of their censorship. Yeah. No more fact checking. No more fact checking.
00:02:20
Think Fresh
Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg went on mic and said that Facebook needs to have a higher testosterone levels or something to that do regard. I don't know if you caught that. I don't know if you've seen his new hairstyle um and new jawline, but I think it's, you know, it comes from the top down. Yeah, dude's getting a little oranger every day. hey Yeah, I mean, Mark is he's had it with the paddleboard meme of him, you know, kind of like hanging out with a a leader of sunscreen on his face. he's He's making change for the better. It's so weird that he like resisted a rebrand for so long.
00:02:56
Think Fresh
and then finally embraced it. And it's doing wonders for him, I gotta say. yeah Like the dude needed this rebrand long ago. And I know it's cause he's got people that are telling him, he's they're like, Mark, just try the perm. Mark, just work out a little bit. Mark, yeah put on the amici, see how it feels.
00:03:12
Think Fresh
yeah Yeah, Mark, you've made billions of dollars. It's time to hit the gym. you know Exactly. Take an hour. A well-rounded life, you know? Yeah. I just feel like it's important for him as a person, but it does show this multifaceted individual that is a little bit more human and that's the whole point. It pops the meta shares for sure. That's right.
00:03:36
Think Fresh
It's clear that in 2025, there's a little bit of Brian Johnson and everybody.
Health Trends and Subway Solutions
00:03:39
Think Fresh
And I'm loving this energy. Dude, I got Brian Johnson in me right now. And by that, I mean a whole bowl full bowlful of leafy greens. Oh, dude. Yeah, Ty and I sometimes we match salads. Yeah. And I got to say today was it felt like the theme was longevity because it was a beautiful kale salad with tofu. um Got a little.
00:04:03
Think Fresh
balsamic drizzle, like several vegetables. vegetables um What else, Ty? Olive oil. Dude, quite a few seeds and nuts for the health nuts. here and a Medley of vegetables, cauliflower, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, zucchini, onion, carrot, tomato, yam. It's all in there. We're getting super food. Ancient grains, baby. We we got old and modern food here.
00:04:30
Think Fresh
pretty Pretty special, honestly. yeah um How do you feel after that? you You're feeling a little tired? I'm a little sleepy, which you'd think that with all ah of these like veggie maxi and i all these super foods, I'd be feeling super fresh. But even salads are giving me the droopies this way. My body just can't do it anymore. If I'm not eating cheese and chocolate, my body just can't can't keep up.
00:04:56
Think Fresh
Honestly, I'm feeling a little bit hungry, Ty. And you know what? so we're We're across from Subway. We are across from Subway. It would be kind of crazy to dip in for a quick six. I'm not opposed to it. I think that's what I need is I think I need to spike the glucose in me a little bit to give me the energy to get through this meal. And you know what has high glucose, corn syrup, is Italian herb and cheese bread. Yeah, dude. It is the modern grain to our ancient grain. It is. It is modern grains. It's cake, baby.
00:05:26
Think Fresh
Yeah. um We had some ancient grains in our salad. That's why i bring I bring it up. A little quinoa action. A little bit of quinoa filler. Quinoa does nothing for me. It's the worst. It is the ultimate filler food. It tastes like nothing. It feels like nothing. It does nothing for me. I think quinoa is a scam.
00:05:46
Think Fresh
It really is. Ty, what else happened in the world today or this week?
Metro Boomin and Music Industry Drama
00:05:52
Think Fresh
What else happened? Metro Boomin's yacht caught fire. I don't know if you noticed that. That was in Miami earlier this week.
00:05:59
Think Fresh
Uh, outside of the strip club. Yeah, dude. I think it was called booty trap. Yeah. It's just a little booby trap. My bad. I think that makes more sense. A little, little pirate pun there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Booby. Yeah. That's right. That's so funny. I saw like Instagram reels of just like strippers and heels walking around in the middle of the night on the street with like sirens blaring and smoke everywhere. It was very dramatic and very surreal. Yeah. It was kind of like a Sean Baker movie. The way there was like prostitutes walking around.
00:06:28
Think Fresh
cop car is kind of like you know loitering but not troubling the prostitutes exactly just kind of there to you know serve and protect baby that's right that's right uh everyone was serving in their own way you're not wrong there eric uh wow why do you think it caught fire this is what i wanted to talk to you about metro boomin known ops to drake just got toasted And toasted alive interlude toasted alive interlude And I feel like there's got to be some nefarious play here like dude's gonna have a lot of haters right now Like he's he's checking his his back every time he walks around, you know. Yeah I mean you're probably right. Uh, there probably was some nefarious actor in this situation
00:07:17
Think Fresh
how do you even How does a boat even catch on fire? like Isn't it on water? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. It's on the water. A boat is the last thing I would expect to catch fire. Is a boat wet? That's my question. It's super wet, at least on one half. Exactly. um Yeah, I don't know how this just happens. like Things don't just catch fire. like something Somebody was either on the boat or was on the boat and caused it to happen. it's my That's my diagnosis here.
00:07:46
Think Fresh
Yeah. And I'm assuming if it was caused by humans, it would not be an accident. It would be a some sort of vigilante attempting to take down Metro. and They brought the boom to him. Metro boom made a boom for sure. For sure. So that's kind of weird. I've been thinking about that a lot. I don't know what's going to happen, whether there's going to be blame, whether it's gonna Metro's going to point fingers north.
00:08:11
Think Fresh
We'll find out soon. Speaking of the North pointing fingers, um Drake has officially filed the lawsuit against his label. yep So it's no longer just a, I don't know what it was called before, but it was like a like a fact gathering exercise versus the actual lawsuit. But now it's actually a lawsuit. What do we think, Ty? Do you do you think he has grounds to sue? Is he going to make some money off this? Who do you think is in the wrong here?
00:08:44
Think Fresh
I don't even feel like, okay, so I'm assuming it's a slander lawsuit. He's gone from empty threat to actual case. It's an actual case for defamation, I believe, because he's alleging that Spotify, I think, and his label were artificially boosting the streams for Kendrick Lamar's song, which called him a pedophile, which is like he's He's claiming to not be true. Right, right, right. um And I can see how that could be damaging. That's kind of like it's beyond what might some might say is acceptable because that could like really fuck your money up. Like like it's like it's different from calling like ah the rapper a pussy or something. But if you say something that's like illegal and generally frowned upon. Yeah, I would say that's like pretty defamatory.
00:09:38
Think Fresh
It's like if Kendrick called Drake a murderer and was like making allegations that he's a murderer, and Drake's like, I'm not a murderer. That would boost his street cred, whereas like being called pedophiles, like nobody can agree that's good. even though Yeah, that's true. sounds You're right. You're right. like Look at Luigi. He splits a room. Exactly.
00:09:59
Think Fresh
You're right, you're right, but pedophile objectively is disliked by all sides. Yeah, there's only one guy who might, um, disagree with you, Ty. Is this Mr. Fogel? Mr. Fogel, luckily he's incarcerated, so we don't have to worry about him causing any more harm. I would like to hear what he thinks about this trick. Yeah. Centric fiasco. Nobody is asking for his opinion. um And hopefully Mr. T doesn't pardon him.
00:10:24
Think Fresh
Yeah, wow, that would be a crazy turn of events, hey? Yeah. Yeah, throw Fogel in. Nobody's asking to free Fogel, except for, I don't know, not even his family, most likely. Dude, Trump, yeah, he frees all 1,500 patriots and Fogel.
00:10:39
Think Fresh
ah plus one. 1,501 Patriots. Yeah. Damn. Um, but sorry, go ahead. I just, I don't, I think Drake has a case here because yeah innocent until proven guilty. And that's how I feel about Drake and Epstein. So maybe they're both pedophiles, but we will not know until they go through the Proper judge your procedure, you know, yeah do trial do trial um The other there's like two other angles to this one is that a Universal Media Group his label Intentionally did this to make him look bad so that they could ah negotiate a lower Contract with him because he's I think he's like resigning with his label. Gotcha So if you sound like a pedophile and
00:11:29
Think Fresh
And you also just lost a rap battle by a lot. You could probably negotiate a discount on Aubrey. Oh, for sure. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. So there are actually could be damages in this case. yeah Yeah. In terms of that. The other angle is um there could be some violence associated to some of the claims in the song because, you know, Drake's house was shot up. I believe a bodyguard was injured. So like if you can tie those illegal acts of violence to the song and like fans or cronies taking inspiration from the song, then you might have another case there. Oh, 100%. I bet Drake's been watching his six every time he leaves the six these days. Has he left the six? I doubt he's left the six. He's probably sheltering in place this whole year. Yeah.
00:12:19
Think Fresh
He hasn't done anything for the wildfires, I don't think. No. And he's he calls L.A. his second home. So that kind of says a lot. Dude, he hasn't been home in a long time. He's sheltering in place for sure. I mean, he could actually win some hearts over if he's like, Kendra's not doing anything. So I'm going to donate yeah to the Wildfire Relief Fund.
00:12:37
Think Fresh
and, uh, you know, maybe boost the fire department or something. I don't think between the Canadian dollar and this loss of leverage on his contract, I don't think he's in, in a position to have any sephiria spending right now, Eric. No, he could be right. Yeah. I think he's got, I like just clamped down, top up the RSP. You don't think drinks RSP is topped up? I don't know what he's doing. I don't know. Actually, most likely doesn't ad have one.
00:13:03
Think Fresh
Yeah, I I doubt he's got a TFSA because he's got like Eric the jeweler like that that is his savings account is on his You know ah Dude, I don't know man. I think he's got a case. Um, I think it's so extremely lame that he has a case and that he's pursuing it and Like the the cool guy move would be to ignore it, put out music to address it. Like going through the legal system is not the cool guy move here. It's a tough one for me, Ty. It's a tough one. What if he won the rap battle?
00:13:40
Think Fresh
and also sued that would be cool yeah i guess that's to kick them all they're down kind of vibes yeah it's like unleash lyrical mayhem on k dot yeah i hate that i said that sentence and then and then at the same time be like i'm also gonna sue you it's kind of funny coming from all sides yeah yeah yeah because like you're right in that uh it's like not It's probably against the street code to involve the ops, like involve the 12. I would never do it. Damn it. Are you, you're for the streets. for the streets boy Um, yeah, it's kind of against that, but I don't think Drake's ever really claimed that. Like maybe he's like a known snitch. Dude, Drake is only for certain streets, you know, like bridal path, commercial shopping districts, really. Yeah, Drake is Rodeo. He's Rodeo. He's Robson, you know. He's he's the Robson, or he's the Spadina to Kendrick Lamar's Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, or whatever. Yeah, Drake's Martin Luther King Boulevard is the Bloor Young intersection, for sure. Bro, you ever been to King Street West? yeah that is That's my hood, bro. That's crazy. You're so right, though.
00:14:57
Think Fresh
Yeah, he's never really, I mean, he's kind of claimed mob ties, but he's never really been like, I'm the criminal mastermind behind everything. Dude, he talks about the most random ass streets too. You know what's a westward road flows? What's that west? Weston Road? Weston Road. Do you know what Weston Road is? It's just this random street that's kind of a through road in suburban Toronto. Oh, really? I drove down it once. Oh, wow. It's like this street does not need a song.
00:15:25
Think Fresh
Well, every Drake lyric has a deeper meaning tie. So I'm wondering what could have happened on this seemingly um kind of normal street. Maybe he was visiting a chick. o is Maybe this is the infamous street where he carried a blade when he went to go check a bitch. Oh, maybe lyric. Yeah, something about that. It's true. It's long enough and it's distant enough that there's opportunity for reflection as one crosses between burrows.
00:15:51
Think Fresh
yeah exactly there's not much going on on that street so that you're forced to kind of be in your own head yeah you you and your feels for sure wow maybe that's where all the best lyrics come from yeah yeah yeah western road baby all the best lyrics come from suburbs must be he is the original suburban gangster though kind of hey like rosewood is the burbs yeah it's not like he doesn't rap a lot about his toronto penthouse that's for sure yeah that's true um thai i have some sandwich related news for you um bradley cooper yep actor from the hangover movie i am familiar with mr cooper's work and that's about it he opened a sandwich shop
00:16:37
Think Fresh
in the lower east side um of New York.
Celebrity Ventures and Food Culture
00:16:42
Think Fresh
OK. I don't know. I don't know what business Bradley Cooper has selling Philly cheesesteaks, but he is doing exactly that. I got to applaud the guy. He's literally a cheesecake spot. That's right. Yeah. This isn't this isn't fake news, Ty. Damn. Is it a cheesesteak factory?
00:17:03
Think Fresh
No, it's not. um ah Let's see here. Apparently, this has opened inside of Danny and Coops. I don't know what that means. Coops probably stands for Bradley Coops. ah That's cool. Yeah, that is cool. but Let's see what a different project.
00:17:21
Think Fresh
Let's see what Instagram says. I didn't look into this at all. We're learning live on the plot. I'm just going to say right straight up. I applaud the man for not making an alcohol brand. Like I'm so tired of celebrity backed alcohol brands. A sandwich brand way cooler.
00:17:38
Think Fresh
I don't know, dude, I don't know if it's cooler. I'll be honest. But in Hawaii, I did see a group of Americans drinking Siroc. And I thought Siroc was kind of like gone. Yeah, I thought we weren't doing that. But they were sipping straight from the bottle. So yeah, quite an interesting move. That's pretty funny. Yeah, it's kind of funny. I think now is the best time to get into Siroc, you know, buy low sell high. These Siroc shares are are all time low, yeah I think. I'm assuming so.
00:18:04
Think Fresh
um But yeah, are you going to eat at the famous Bradley Cooper Cheesesteak place? I would give it a go. I don't see why not. I wouldn't. I don't know what. what I don't know why we need another cheesesteak place in ah in a city that is.
00:18:19
Think Fresh
I don't know, it's close to Philly, you know but there's like, New York has its own kind of sandwich culture. They got great sandwiches going on there. they yeah They don't need Bradley Cooper's take on the handheld. so He also doesn't seem like a really down to earth kind of guy, but I would like trust his blue collar instincts. you know I don't know if I would be like, Like if I was like with Matthew McConaughey, I'd be like, yeah, where's the best sandwich place? Totally. But Cooper, no way. Like Bradley Cooper should open like a Thai restaurant. I would, I'd imagine like his take on Thai food would be crazy. I know he's probably spent a lot of time in Thailand. Yeah. I think he should open up a pharmacy. Oh, that'd be good too. Yeah. That makes more sense. Yeah, dude. He's the limitless guy, you know? It's true. And I would love to hear about what pharmaceuticals he's, you know, into this year. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't carry everything. It just carries his selects. Yeah.
00:19:07
Think Fresh
It's a very highly curated list of pills. Damn. Okay. I know that this is washed, but the sound shop, but what if Bradley Cooper opened a subway? Would you, if he became a franchise owner, would you be interested? Cause I think I would be. Yes way.
00:19:22
Think Fresh
Yes, what exactly. So this is kind of the hypo hypocrisy of is I don't care a hit about his like idealist, purest sandwich vision, but if he had to work within the subway constraints, I would love to know what that looked like. You know what's interesting, Ty? Do you think there's like a glass ceiling when you open up a subway? Because like his name being attached to a restaurant, in theory, should boost its sales. But if you're kind of like capped by owning a franchise, does all that like star power go to waste?
00:19:53
Think Fresh
Yeah, probably because I don't think the subway brand guideline and it allows you to write the word Bradley Cooper anywhere on the menu or signage.
00:20:04
Think Fresh
I'm trying to think like what you would call a Bradley Cooper sandwich. And the closest I can get was the brad held. The brad held. What about the bradwurst?
00:20:17
Think Fresh
Oh, man. Bradwurst Cooper go crazy. Yeah, or the chicken Cooper. The chicken Cooper's pretty good. Yeah, it's been not bad. um Yeah, because I'm thinking if Subway takes, I don't know, certain percentage of profits Why even like waste the energy of like opening up the subway and just open your own sandwich place? Because then you own the IP, you own the kind of equity in the in the brand. you know is I mean, like when you have money to invest, it doesn't I don't know. it's like This is more of a passion project, clearly, for Coops, because I don't see this franchising itself scaling beyond one sandwich shop. He's going to pour a lot of time and love into this place, presumably.
00:21:01
Think Fresh
But he could just take the money that would cost to get the sandwich place off the ground and buy like 20 subways. And they would all immediately turn a profit. He would never need to step foot in a single one. And that would make him richer. So I guess he's not he's motivated by a passion for the handheld. Yeah, dude. Shout out to Bradley Cooper, man. I'm not i'm not eating there. Damn.
00:21:29
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude, this has been a crazy week. We got it we got a ah new Mac mailer album. It was a little bit sleepy, but he is a dead guy. So ah what do you expect? Damn, I forgot he was dead. yeah That's my ah my two sentence note on the album. That's one artist that him dying and the out cry or the outpour of love, I just never understood. He never made anything worth listening to, in my opinion. I agree. And most hip-hop artists that died didn't. I don't feel like Juice WRLD did that much for hip-hop. And I think he's only famous because he's a martyr to the genre. I don't know. You picked the wrong genre to make a case because there's so many rappers that die that make good music. Tupac, Biggie, Pop Smoke. Okay, that era. Yes, okay, Pop Smoke, of course.
00:22:20
Think Fresh
Okay, fair enough, fair enough. Rich Homi Kwan. Yeah, RIP. There's a lot of legends. every yeah Almost every rapper actually. Yeah, you're right. They all go eventually. Yeah, exactly. So they all die young, unfortunately. XXXTentacion. Yeah, XXXTentacion. Dude, come on. um But yeah, you're right, Mac Miller.
00:22:38
Think Fresh
Is he a rapper? He's not a rapper. What music does he make? He makes sleepy little bedroom mops. He kind of just kind of meanders through some loosely structured sentences and reflects a little bit on when he would smoke weed. Fuck, dude. It just reminds me of losers in high school. It is a bit loser in high school coded.
00:23:02
Think Fresh
you Yeah, dude, for some reason, like only losers and who are currently in high school listen to Mac Miller. I think that's the thing. It's like most deadbeat bros like Mac Miller. That's the problem. Yeah. It's just perpetuating like a terrible lifestyle. Yeah. And then not even like a cool one. Like you can argue that Fabio Foreign perpetuates a terrible lifestyle, but at least it's cool. Yeah. At least it's aspirational and he's doing something. Yeah. Mac Miller is clearly not doing anything. Yeah. But wrapping up a weed has become so uncool. It's unbelievable. No, yeah, like you have to you have to have graduated to pills by now to kind of keep up. Mm hmm. You're absolutely right. There's nothing interesting about weed anymore. The only thing interesting was it being gate kept by Governor Trudeau. Oh, fuck, dude, the Port Trudeau. am i right Wow. and
00:23:55
Think Fresh
thaty Fucking so funny. So I think this is going to be a common thing though, Eric, moving forward is all these hip hop legends, they die young.
The Future of AI in Music
00:24:04
Think Fresh
human the The fans want more music and we now have the ability to clone a voice. In fact, this entire podcast episode, you and I are AI voices right now. these This is not our real voices.
00:24:18
Think Fresh
Whether we like it or not, actually, like this is going on the internet, which means it's going into some robots brain. It's feeding the engine. Yeah. And I just feel like there's going to be a moment where, uh, like Mac Miller or when Drake dies, like universal will have the right to his voice perpetually and we will continue to get bangers till 2,200.
00:24:42
Think Fresh
That's actually a really interesting theory. me What happens, Tai, to great artists in the AI era? Who owns their likeness? like For all the ones that have already died, they never got a chance to sign the release forms. But yeah there's still a chance to like get Playboy Cartes to give ah hand over the voice.
00:25:07
Think Fresh
Yeah. So it is a whole traffic fucking situation. Oh yeah. We're going to witness an accident here. If they don't clip you, they're going to clip someone else. That's great. Dude, every time we recorded this parking lot, something tragic happens. Last episode, as we were closing, we literally watched a car robbery happen. Oh yeah. Forgot to mention that. Literally someone just opened the door to a car. I don't know how they go on it. Always lock your doors, Brett heads. Yeah. That's crazy. That is crazy.
00:25:35
Think Fresh
If you ever see somebody wearing a fur hood, just know they're like up to no good. Yeah, nothing can good can come from a fur hood. Yeah, if it's it's either a Canada goose or something they found in the flea market, you know either one is you know destined to do something bad to you.
00:25:52
Think Fresh
you know It is the costume of nefarious activities. yeah Whoever burnt down Ezra Boomer's yacht was definitely wearing a fur hood. Yeah, 1000%. Because they came from the Great White North. Yeah, that and some rock star skinnies. Yeah, secret agent. Damn. Ty, we got to talk about, you know in the age of AI,
00:26:14
Think Fresh
I think there's a yearning for simple technology and none other than the beer iPhone app. The beer app is a beacon in this complicated world we live in. But I don't know if Brad has remember it is an iPhone app that simulates liquid. It uses the gyroscope in the iPhone to simulate liquid as you kind of hold your iPhone up. And Ty has recently been I don't know. I don't know how you want to describe it, but re-inspired to use it. I'm laughing so much because this conversation topic caught me off guard, Eric. But yes, I am an i-beer enjoyer. I have re-downloaded the once forgotten i-beer free app and I am
00:27:06
Think Fresh
having a cheeky virtual pint everywhere I go. And I love sending you photo updates. It is such a funny app, dude. You've got to download this thing. That's awesome. Just literally just all you can do with it is just drink a fake beer. That's it. That's the only feature of the app. Everyone who is old enough to remember when the iPhone came out remembers this app. It's like this and Shazam yeah like took over.
00:27:27
Think Fresh
Everyone's like iPhone for like several years. you dude I've been drinking virtual beers before I was even legal age. That's how old this thing is. That's right. It was pretty fun. um Have you purchased the premium version yet? That's my question. dude I'm thinking about it. It's only three ninety nine, which is like a quarter of the price of a Guinness at the bar. So it's worth it. It out' actually unlocks Guinness as a beer consumption type. You're the free mode. You're limited to longer. But you get ah you get a red ale, you get an IPA.
00:27:56
Think Fresh
Get it all. Oh wow. yeah Does it also remove the ads? I would hope so, but so no guarantees. no guarantee The UX is terrible. Yeah. I mean, what UX do you want? I guess I just want it to be intuitive and efficient.
00:28:12
Think Fresh
I don't know what's more intuitive than sipping a pint. Yeah, you're right. And that is the beauty of this app is you just, you're holding the pint in your phone and you just instinctively know what to do. You just clock it back and glug, glug. My favorite feature is you have to finish your beer before you get a new one. And that's kind of like the rule of life as well. Like you can't be at a bar and like leave like a sip in your glass. You got to, you got to clean that. You got to polish that pint off. 100% dude. This isn't wine culture. You don't get talked up.
00:28:42
Think Fresh
Yeah, I always top you up with the wine. Yeah, that's right. Never the beer. They're not going to take the, can take the pint glass behind the counter and just top you up a little bit. No, no, no. Wouldn't happen. Hell no. One and done, baby. That's right. Um, so, you know, Brett has used our code to download this app. We should actually have a code. do that I want to get the I beer founder on this pod as a guest. I think that would be a great grab.
00:29:06
Think Fresh
We are putting that into existence right now by saying it. I think we should do that as well. Do you think he's dead? I hope not. Dead from alcohol poisoning. Maybe we can get his A.I. voice
Episode Conclusion and Teasers
00:29:16
Think Fresh
on. Oh, shit. We could just have any A.I. voice because he's pretty unknown, I would say. I would think so. Do you get cute on his name? I don't know his name. We're going to have to do some research here. We'll get Jamie on it.
00:29:26
Think Fresh
to Thanks for helping Jamie. Um, and with that, tie um I have, I'm the beer glass of topics is run dry for me. Do you have anything else? I was going to talk about the bikini being guna side that happened last week, but we can say that for another time, bro, pulled up to the drive-thru. Dude, is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. fuck That's good. Just crazy dude. It was all t-shirt, no pants, probably yoink in it.
00:29:52
Think Fresh
I can't imagine doing this at my local subway. It's just insane. Just swapping a... Can I get the cold cuts and then you're like, your salami's out? Yeah. Damn, the salami's out. Can I get the six inch to pair with mine? So insane, dude. That is super insane. Who does this? I have no idea. What world do we live in? Yeah. I'm surprised to hear this place is in Arizona. Yeah. Because doesn't Portland have all the weird kind of drive-through shit?
00:30:18
Think Fresh
I think ever since the great fall of Portland, the Portland Empire, the the goons have distributed themselves so around ah shit and all the other American flyover cities. Right. It's like all great civilizations when they fall. Their technology just disperses to other cultures. Yeah. So that's kind of what's happened to Portland. We got weirdos everywhere now. But instead of the Silk Road tie, this is the Dick Road. to The goon culture has spread.
00:30:47
Think Fresh
Yeah, they're everywhere. There could be a Gooner amongst you while you're listening. Don't trust anyone. That's right. This is a Gooner, pro Gooner podcast. But it's crazy that this guy, just cause he got caught, toasted himself. Oh yeah. That's the really ah crazy thing is he kicked, he like ended his own life because he got caught.
00:31:08
Think Fresh
I mean, we can't um I'm kind of a data whiz. You can't attribute this to purely this one event. Well, you don't think it's causation. You think it's just correlation? I think it's possible he was going to kill himself regardless. And this was his last act. Yeah, when you know you're kind of like going to rage quit life, you kind of stop caring. I'm i'm imagining. Yeah, that's true. Some people probably do. Some people are noble until they go. But um I imagine others are Like fuck it. We're just going to get five stars. GTA wanted level and just kind of run around. Yeah, totally. When I'm done playing GTA, that's how I end my game. yeah Just cause as much chaos as possible. How far can I go? Shut off the machine. Yeah. So it does make a lot of sense. It's kind of like when you like really let go of your sandwich too. You're like, I don't even know if I'm hungry. Let's just get a little freaky and yeah with the veggies. That's right.
00:32:00
Think Fresh
So, Ty, this is um maybe something that we should keep in mind. Like if we ever catch each other going through a drive through naked, it's time to check in. Dude, I'm checking out. Time to check in with with each other, make sure we're all good. Do a wellness check on your fellow breadheads. Yeah. Great. All right. Well, breadheads, with that on that note, on that red note, think fresh. Think fresh.