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386 — Sailor Swift
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Ty & Eric discuss how Guinness gives them intrusive thoughts, avoiding Vancouver’s Taylor Swift takeover, Subway’s new Cranberry Dijon sauce, eating the Minecraft fish filet, Subway’s ‘alleged’ lettuce shortage, and an encounter with the enigmatic transit pirate.
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Transcript
Unique Voice Qualities
00:00:05
Think Fresh
Whoa! Good evening, breadheads. Motherfucking Ty and Eric here.
00:00:11
Ty Fresh
We are back again in the booth. This is our third or fourth recording attempt, but we I hear your voice. It sounds sweet. It sounds salty. It sounds savory. ah So I think we are back.
00:00:26
Think Fresh
Hell yeah, dude.
00:00:26
Ty Fresh
two
00:00:27
Think Fresh
Likewise, Ty. Your voice is sounding exactly like when a sandwich artist squirts the mayo perfectly down the center of a footlong sub. Kind of like this.
00:00:40
Ty Fresh
yeah Yeah, no, you're right. I do have a bit of a squirty voice. It's like a little wet and a little bit like gaspy. You know, bro sounds like a like a ketchup bottle, you know?
00:00:50
Think Fresh
It's the great gaspy, is what I call it, Ty.
00:00:57
Think Fresh
Damn. That's why we go so great together, Tai. Kajip and Mayo. um We deliver the best sauce combo in the world. And all for free.
00:01:06
Ty Fresh
Yeah.
00:01:07
Think Fresh
I mean, I can't believe it.
Conversational Chemistry
00:01:09
Think Fresh
Support the pod.
00:01:09
Ty Fresh
Wait, you're suggesting you sound like mayo? I doubt that because you what you're creamy and smooth.
00:01:16
Think Fresh
and I'm as smooth as a baby's bottom, Tai. Don't get it twisted.
00:01:20
Ty Fresh
The only thing creamy and smooth about you is that fat cup of Guinness that you're slurping on.
00:01:27
Think Fresh
Damn, I'm so happy that after four or five takes of this episode, we' we're able to recall the comments you made in the first take. So thank you.
00:01:35
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm. It's important to make.
00:01:37
Think Fresh
I'm already done the Guinness.
00:01:40
Ty Fresh
We have to make an Irish fluid acknowledgement at the beginning of every episode, especially if one is present in the room with us.
00:01:47
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude, we don't do a land acknowledgments on this podcast, but we do do beverage acknowledgments.
Dehydration & Drinking Plans
00:01:52
Think Fresh
Ty, what are you spent on?
00:01:54
Ty Fresh
I'm right now I'm dry bro. I'm dehydrated. I need to go out. I'm i'm going out on the town. I'm going to find myself a couple cheeky pints right after this episode. So don't worry about me.
00:02:05
Ty Fresh
My time's coming.
00:02:08
Ty Fresh
And plus Eric, plus you you have to understand I had a couple, a couple of cheeky guineas last night too.
00:02:08
Think Fresh
ah hope so th
00:02:17
Think Fresh
I was about to say, you actually do sound a little hungover. Is that what I'm hearing? Or did you just wake up from a nice nap?
00:02:24
Ty Fresh
No, it's perpetual hang.
00:02:29
Ty Fresh
You're gonna reach a certain level of um just lifestyle where you're always, that's how you get and so you get the squirt bottle voice.
00:02:40
Ty Fresh
It's like years of smoking leads to like the smokers lung. And they're like, hey, grandson.
00:02:44
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:02:47
Ty Fresh
and It's your grandma calling it.
00:02:52
Think Fresh
Dude, we are not going to disrespect RFK on this podcast.
00:02:57
Ty Fresh
Fair enough um Yeah, I think like perpetual Guinness throat is it's from it's from the the splitting of the G
00:03:02
Think Fresh
so Mm hmm. Yeah, dude, the throat can only take so much G-splitting, but dude, it's kind of like and when you're like ah like a fighter pilot. It's like, how many Gs can you take?
00:03:18
Think Fresh
what's What's the G-force looking like tonight, Tai? Are we going to have two, three, four Guinnesses?
00:03:24
Ty Fresh
Dude, yeah, dude, we're hitting some like high forces here. um the the The G is also like, you could think of it as, I'm so actually not just splitting the G, but I'm splitting the pitch of my throat, you know?
00:03:41
Ty Fresh
We're going high, we're going low.
Concert Plans & Fake Names
00:03:43
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm.
00:03:44
Ty Fresh
It's breaking.
00:03:44
Think Fresh
You're you're well into the baritone level right now and um um I'm just wondering if you're all good Yeah, it's unclear to me still if you're going to the Taylor Swift concert tonight And if you are then I understand why you might be feeling down Are you being dragged to go out tonight?
00:03:53
Ty Fresh
Someone perform a wellness check on your favorite podcasters.
00:04:09
Think Fresh
Is that what's causing this rushed episode?
00:04:13
Ty Fresh
I did make, unfortunately, overlapping plans with podcasting. um I'm overdue for ah a dinner reso. But ah no, I will not be attending Taylor Swift in Vancouver this weekend. It's the last shows of the eras tour and it's taking place in our hometown, Eric. The end of an era, if you will.
00:04:34
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm three nights here in the beautiful BC West Coast um So you are staying home or no you're gonna be at a restaurant near blocks from Taylor Did you actually book it that way?
00:04:49
Ty Fresh
Yeah, I think I actually think her name's on the rezzo.
00:04:56
Think Fresh
There's probably gonna be a hundred tables under her name then and
00:05:00
Ty Fresh
Yeah, no, that would be a very insidious move to book out a Michelin spot, take a large table and drop a pseudosome that is adjacent to her lore, you know, and just see what happens.
00:05:16
Think Fresh
Oh, are you talking about some kind of secret code name or nickname that she goes by that the hospitality industry is well aware of, but we mere mortals have no clue.
00:05:28
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm. Yeah, something like that. I don't know what code she would use, but maybe it's even just a adjacent name. Like, like if I made a reservation for Kelsey for 20.
00:05:39
Ty Fresh
Do you think they would clue in more common than Eric?
00:05:42
Think Fresh
Hell no, dude. I grew up with like 30 Kelseys. That's ah one of the most common ah names, I think. At least where I'm from. But I feel like you could go like...
00:05:53
Think Fresh
I don't know a single other Eric, to be honest.
00:05:56
Ty Fresh
What?
00:05:56
Think Fresh
So...
00:05:57
Ty Fresh
I know so many Eric's. If I pull up my directory of names, I got like Eric here, here, here, here.
00:05:59
Think Fresh
Really?
00:06:03
Think Fresh
No way.
00:06:03
Ty Fresh
And there's even a few Eric cause the divine feminine version of you.
00:06:06
Think Fresh
I know Erica is for sure. That's right, my alter ego. um Yeah, know i don't know I don't know very many. I only know two ties.
00:06:17
Think Fresh
One is my beautiful co-host. The other one is Grammy Award nominated. I'm not sure if they've won any, but definitely nominated, right?
00:06:28
Think Fresh
Ty Dolla's line, must be.
00:06:30
Ty Fresh
o Yeah, the money maker is what I call him.
00:06:33
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm.
00:06:34
Ty Fresh
He's the music maker, the money maker, I'm the funny maker, the podcast maker, the friendship maker, dream maker, sandwich maker.
00:06:38
Think Fresh
Dude, that's what's up. And the best part, the best.
00:06:44
Ty Fresh
What's the best part?
00:06:46
Think Fresh
um Also, both ties that I know have beautiful voices.
00:06:53
Ty Fresh
whoa Whoa.
00:06:54
Think Fresh
Born to grease the mic.
00:06:56
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:06:57
Think Fresh
Forced to sit in front of a computer, though.
00:07:00
Ty Fresh
One is smooth and creamy like Eric's Guinness and the other is squirty like the sweet onion sauce bottle.
00:07:08
Think Fresh
Hell yeah.
00:07:10
Ty Fresh
Two different schools of
Synchronized Cravings
00:07:11
Ty Fresh
thought.
00:07:11
Think Fresh
Bro, speaking of Swift, um I'm doing a social media detox this weekend. I don't think I can tolerate the Swiftie posts. I just think like, it's better off if I just you know step out and I just walk away from whatever is gonna happen today. Usually like,
00:07:34
Think Fresh
I don't know during like Spotify, like it's crazy that it's like overlapping with Spotify wrapped week. Cause it's like another great time to just ditch, you know, Instagram for a while. It's kind of nice to get a break from it all.
00:07:47
Ty Fresh
Yeah, you're absolutely right. We aren't going to get any good news about anything for the next week. We might as well take some me time, you know, maybe I'll put the pen to paper, get into some poetry, try ah dabbling it in some sort of traditional form of consumption.
00:07:54
Think Fresh
No.
00:08:07
Ty Fresh
Maybe I could read a book.
00:08:13
Think Fresh
You've been ah kind of alluding to this, to me personally, that you want to read more. And I think it's a fool's errand tie.
00:08:22
Think Fresh
You know Twitter exists, right?
00:08:24
Ty Fresh
Yeah, you're right.
00:08:25
Think Fresh
You don't have to open any more books.
00:08:25
Ty Fresh
It does seem kind of there's something insanely archaic about ah eight like acquiring knowledge via paper when you can acquire knowledge so much more quickly and densely and richly and with more entertainment just by like staring at the blue light.
00:08:43
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. For facts, bro, like to be if we're being real honest, reading a book is the equivalent of this could have been an email, bro.
00:08:52
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:08:54
Think Fresh
Like that could have been summarized. You know, I mean, it's the meeting that never needed to happen.
00:09:00
Ty Fresh
Dude, you know what the best book ever made was? The Encyclopedia of Wikipedia. Because Wikipedia by that it's its very nature is has a natural like distillation that happens on it.
00:09:07
Think Fresh
Oh.
00:09:15
Ty Fresh
like you're go tonna Every book has a book summary on Wikipedia. And and then there's like thousands of nerdy volunteers that are like working hard to like chisel away at the language of it to make it even more summarized.
00:09:30
Think Fresh
who Dude, the life of a Wikipedia editor. It's a thankless job, but you know from the bottom of our hearts over here at Think Fresh Podcast, we thank you for your hard work.
00:09:34
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:09:39
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm. It is invisible labor. um But there's visibly no think fresh Wikipedia page. So maybe you and I have to make it. Maybe we have to get the ball rolling and then the the Wikipedia soldiers step in and take it from there.
00:09:58
Think Fresh
dude bro just like you know don't never ask where your nike's were made it's like don't ask how the wikipedia page came together yeah you don't want to know how many child soldiers were typing away on your favorite uh wikipedia page
00:10:08
Ty Fresh
You do not want to know.
00:10:19
Ty Fresh
That's a good point. I just assume they're just dweebs in North America, but Wikipedia, whenever we, Wikipedia asks for domain donations, it's to fund their, um, like child, child army and somewhere in Africa.
00:10:33
Ty Fresh
They've trained them perfect English.
00:10:33
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude.
00:10:35
Ty Fresh
They're typing away.
Late-night Food Adventures
00:10:38
Think Fresh
Yeah, that's why if you go to the Somalia page on Wikipedia, it's got all the best facts. It's all very positive.
00:10:47
Ty Fresh
Yeah, there's such good things to say around about Nicaragua and Chad.
00:10:54
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude, Rwanda does not have a bad history at all. It's all, it all you know, prosperous.
00:11:00
Ty Fresh
Long live Rwanda.
00:11:04
Ty Fresh
Eric, so I was telling you how I had a couple guineas last night. And that those guineas awaken a very intrusive thought inside of me.
00:11:09
Think Fresh
Oh, yeah.
00:11:14
Ty Fresh
And I have to share what it was with you.
00:11:16
Think Fresh
Please do. I'm your therapist tonight, Ty.
00:11:18
Ty Fresh
it well that's good because uh i'm gonna be very vulnerable with you this time eric um 40 ounces of that sweet black nectar compelled me to go to the subway
00:11:19
Think Fresh
You can tell me anything.
00:11:36
Think Fresh
Oh god, the sunken place.
00:11:39
Ty Fresh
zoom
00:11:40
Think Fresh
Much like the movie Get Out, you have to kind of dig deep if you want to break through the barrier subway.
00:11:47
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm. And in this case, the barrier was the glass door and the hammer that broke it was my hunger.
00:12:01
Think Fresh
Damn, dude, you you broke that glass door, threw a flash bang inside, and said, move, move!
00:12:07
Ty Fresh
You know, and I've been doing, I've been doing so good.
00:12:07
Think Fresh
All clear?
00:12:10
Ty Fresh
I felt so bad to regress Eric. I'm like, I was like three months, two months sandwich sober, you know?
00:12:18
Think Fresh
Dude, yeah, I think the last sub we had was together, actually. And it would have been months ago for me as well.
00:12:23
Ty Fresh
Yeah.
00:12:27
Think Fresh
And you know what? I feel like we're weirdly kind of in sync as co-hosts.
00:12:31
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:12:32
Think Fresh
We end up kind of just like matching up our schedules, I guess. And it's weird because last night I had the like urge to invite you to go to Subway.
00:12:43
Ty Fresh
whoa yeah yeah there's a telekinesis here a telekinship even
00:12:43
Think Fresh
And and then you told me that you actually ah went there for a late night snack. And I've got to say, Ty, I feel like there's some some divine energy happening here where you know the sub kind of just floats in the air and it whiffed past my house and just landed at your house or something.
00:13:07
Ty Fresh
it's It's very telekimchi, it's very special.
00:13:08
Think Fresh
ahellala kim ji
00:13:12
Ty Fresh
um And I don't know how that manifests, but I think our collective creative energy just either there is going through an act of subway rejection or an act of subway celebration, and it ebbs and it flows.
00:13:29
Think Fresh
It really depends on which way the wind blows high, but I have a feeling that deep down me and you just kind of like Subway, bro.
00:13:32
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm.
00:13:37
Think Fresh
Like it's still an option that's on the table and it takes three to four drinks of the sweet black juice. The blacker the Guinness, the sweeter the juice.
00:13:48
Ty Fresh
Yeah.
00:13:49
Think Fresh
And.
00:13:50
Ty Fresh
The sweeter, the blacker the Guinness, the sweeter the onion, my guy.
00:13:54
Think Fresh
hell fuck yeah let's go and I think it just takes a couple of those to knock down any inhibitions we may have and yeah we find ourselves out the way so I say we keep the street going next time we link in person we should get a sub I've been missing it I'll be honest I was jealous that you had it without me
00:14:14
Ty Fresh
Wow. Yeah, I'm so sorry. It was obviously impulsive decision, but I don't regret it. I ate a footlong veggie patty.
00:14:25
Ty Fresh
I would happily return again.
00:14:25
Think Fresh
as you do.
00:14:27
Ty Fresh
There was some interesting things I noticed while I was there that I'd love to run by you. ah The first thing is a new sauce has entered the arena.
00:14:37
Think Fresh
Oh.
00:14:38
Ty Fresh
In in celebration of Thanksgiving, they've added to the the bench we got cranberry Dijon yeah which i think is like i guess so because i didn't catch this on any of the socials and no one in my food fluency network is wrapping it i can't imagine why yeah martha stewart doesn't even respond to her um dms anymore
00:14:47
Think Fresh
Whoa. Interesting. Was this a silent launch?
00:15:02
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude, we've been blacklisted. We've been blacklisted from all food-fluencing kind of sources. I don't know, can you believe it, bro? Layla Cooks has blocked me on all social media platforms.
00:15:18
Ty Fresh
Mm-hmm the only person that like still wants to talk to us is Jamie Black Oliver But we want nothing to do with him keep our distance Yes ah Yeah, I would like to know whether he thinks it is good or bad for the world
00:15:26
Think Fresh
Bro, we gotta get... Yeah, we don't want Jamie on the pod whatsoever. But I would like Gordon Ramsay on, you know what I mean? I think he would offer some good takes about Subway.
00:15:45
Ty Fresh
Like it's objectively bad food, but is it good or bad for the world?
00:15:45
Think Fresh
I think we know the answer.
00:15:48
Ty Fresh
Well, I don't know it if we know the answer, Eric, because subway, there's a lot of mouths to feed and subways got a lot of sandwiches. So if you just like made it disappear overnight, where are all those people going to eat tomorrow?
00:16:05
Think Fresh
Um, they would eat at a real restaurant
00:16:10
Ty Fresh
yeah Yeah, but you're right. I guess that could sustain them. I just feel like McDonald's would leave you hungry hungry still comparatively to 12 inches of sandwich.
00:16:23
Think Fresh
Hmm. I don't know, man. I don't, I haven't seen your order at McDonald's ever. To be honest, I've seen you in a low moment where I need a quick pick-me-up midday, like usually before where you're about to drink a bottle of natural wine, but I've never seen your 2 a.m. McDonald's order, and that's that's the real me, you know? but well When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, so I need to know what you're ordering at 2, 3 in the morning, and then I can make a proper assessment, but I've never been hungry after McDonald's.
00:16:54
Think Fresh
Like I've always I was ah I was over order because it's like still kind of cheap.
00:16:55
Ty Fresh
Wow.
00:17:00
Think Fresh
ah You can get filled up on the dollar menu.
00:17:01
Ty Fresh
Mm
00:17:03
Think Fresh
Right. Whereas like Subway.
00:17:05
Ty Fresh
-hmm.
00:17:06
Think Fresh
I feel like in like 2007 is when they stopped being the food of the people.
00:17:11
Ty Fresh
Right, then they just became the food of the 1%.
00:17:16
Think Fresh
Exactly.
00:17:16
Ty Fresh
That's their ideal market is 1% of society.
00:17:19
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. The one inch.
00:17:21
Ty Fresh
and Exactly. ah So my McDonald's men like order sucks, Eric, because McDonald's has completely like, they're, they're performing like, a hate crime on vegetarians, they've completely stripped their menu of anything for me, it's purgatory, or persecution, it's persecution, Eric.
00:17:42
Think Fresh
Yeah, they got rid of the... That's right. They got rid of the beyond option. That was an option before, right?
00:17:49
Ty Fresh
temporarily, there was some, they kind of float in and out of the feature, but I haven't seen something in a long time. So if it's 2am, and I'm going to McDonald's, here's what I'm getting.
00:17:59
Think Fresh
Chicken nuggets?
00:18:00
Ty Fresh
An egg and cheese, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich, large fries and maybe a McFlurry.
00:18:03
Think Fresh
Oh. Oh, okay. I can see why you'd be hungry after that. I think, Tai, if we're being honest, bro to bro, I think you gotta to forego the the fish part of your principles.
00:18:20
Think Fresh
I think the fish fillet, even go double fish fillet, get some honey Dijon, throw that in there. like I think you're all set, you know what I mean? Because at two in the morning, we're willing to bend the rules a little bit.
00:18:33
Think Fresh
So I think the fish fillet might be a good option for you.
00:18:34
Ty Fresh
who
00:18:37
Ty Fresh
Dude, fish fillet is literally Minecraft food. It looks and tastes like it. I don't know, man.
00:18:43
Think Fresh
Dude, I would rock the fish fillet regularly when I was eating McDonald's at two in the morning after the club. I'd get a double plus plus a poutine if I'm feeling real freaky.
00:18:56
Ty Fresh
Ooh, I guess the form factor of the fish fillet is ah a close cousin of the veggie patty, which I did consume last night.
00:19:06
Think Fresh
It's a rectangular prism of sorts.
00:19:08
Ty Fresh
Yeah, exactly.
Food Shortages & Speculations
00:19:11
Ty Fresh
ah The other thing I noticed at Subway Eric, it was a sign they had printed on the right in front of the veggies they had printed out and it's I'm going to read it to you because it caught me off guard. It said, and okay, here's how to address me. Valued guests.
00:19:30
Think Fresh
Oh, shit.
00:19:32
Ty Fresh
Due to weather events and seasonal crop rotations, we are currently experiencing a temporary lettuce shortage.
00:19:44
Think Fresh
Oh, wow.
00:19:44
Ty Fresh
yeah
00:19:46
Think Fresh
Lettuce shortage. I guess the cyclone bomb was a bigger effect than I had initially thought, Ty.
00:19:53
Ty Fresh
Yeah, maybe. I don't know where like big lettuce comes from this time of year.
00:20:01
Ty Fresh
I just assumed it was all grown inside.
00:20:01
Think Fresh
Yeah, I just assumed it was. That's literally what I was gonna say, Tai. I think it's all grown inside. I think this is, there's something different going on here and it might not have to do with the recent healthcare care CEO shooting or assassination, I should say.
00:20:13
Ty Fresh
Mm.
00:20:15
Think Fresh
I feel like there's something going on. There's something linked between big health insurance and big lettuce. I think they're in each other's pockets. And I think one CEO assassinated means the other one is on the next, is up, he's got next.
00:20:32
Ty Fresh
Dude, for sure. Well, here's the thing is big lettuce is it's a pseudo vegetable. It has no health benefits, but it it only exists to trick you into thinking you're being healthy. um and big And big insurance can then maybe they they have a play with that when you get sick.
00:20:50
Think Fresh
Right. Yeah, it's just crunchy water. Think about it.
00:20:53
Ty Fresh
Exactly.
00:20:55
Think Fresh
But why do we like it so much in our sub?
00:20:56
Ty Fresh
It's
00:20:59
Ty Fresh
It's all textured dude. It's like getting the back of your throat tickled by it is sensational.
00:21:06
Think Fresh
i I think we should challenge ourselves on this podcast to forego the lettuce next time. I think we've defaulted ourselves to always going, you know, going with the green, if you will, jumping headfirst into that bucket. No, no second thought. But I think we should just lean more into the spinach, cucumber, tomato, black olive, peppers, onions. I can keep going.
00:21:33
Ty Fresh
Yeah, you're making me hungry.
00:21:35
Think Fresh
yeah
00:21:35
Ty Fresh
I agree, Eric, because even with this lettuce shortage, I still got it. and But they're pulling from these like half filled buckets of like very brown looking lettuce.
00:21:46
Think Fresh
Oh.
00:21:46
Ty Fresh
And the whole time I'm thinking like, oh, no, I'm going to I'm going to get sick from this for sure. So I'm down to forego it.
00:21:52
Think Fresh
So this notice.
00:21:53
Ty Fresh
If you if you love it, you gotta, if you love us, you let us go.
00:21:59
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude, let him fly. um If you OK, so this notice, was it printed on a eight and a half by 11 piece of paper or was it like a stamp on the actual sneeze guard?
00:22:13
Ty Fresh
It was a piece of laminated eight and a half by 11 paper.
00:22:19
Think Fresh
Oh, okay.
00:22:20
Ty Fresh
taped to the consumer side of the sneeze guard.
00:22:24
Think Fresh
Got it. Okay. So definitely ad hoc, but with a touch of professionalism.
00:22:30
Ty Fresh
Yeah, they even added a nice little green bevel border to the print.
00:22:35
Think Fresh
Hmm.
00:22:35
Ty Fresh
So they're like this franchise owner has taken in a 100 level graphic design course, but they are clearly pivoting and reacting to just the changes of the world.
00:22:49
Ty Fresh
Let us shortage we got a we got a step up we got a letter valued customers know
00:22:54
Think Fresh
Ty, we gotta to get our boots on the ground and visit our local subway because I have a feeling that this particular location forgot to restock and they...
00:23:04
Ty Fresh
Do you think they're believing natural disaster?
00:23:08
Think Fresh
I think they're just blaming the atmospheric river for this but we we can't blame nature for our wrongdoings so we gotta get some recon missions going.
00:23:18
Ty Fresh
Dude, I don't know, man. If I forgot to order the lettuce, I would consider that a natural disaster as well.
00:23:25
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude.
Local Pirate Sighting
00:23:27
Think Fresh
um Real quick, as we are closing out this episode, I want to tell you something I saw on the street, Ty.
00:23:33
Ty Fresh
Oh no.
00:23:34
Think Fresh
I saw the pirate.
00:23:38
Ty Fresh
No, the pirate? You did not. Okay, breadheads, nearly four, three, four episodes ago, I recounted a story of encountering a real life pirate on a bus.
00:23:41
Think Fresh
I did, bro.
00:23:53
Ty Fresh
Enter Eric.
00:23:55
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude, I was driving on Pender Street and I saw this guy waiting for the bus. Pender and Carol dude was wearing a like a pirate hat.
00:24:05
Think Fresh
It was like the sideways one, right? It's like flat.
00:24:09
Ty Fresh
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's got like the weirdest brim you can imagine.
00:24:10
Think Fresh
Dude had a crutch. Yep, and he's got a crutch and he's just sitting there with one leg on the on the bus stop and just kind of sitting there waiting for the bus. And I was like, I told ah my life partner, I was like, I know that guy.
00:24:26
Ty Fresh
ah Wow.
00:24:28
Think Fresh
Yeah, yeah, it was pretty crazy spotting.
00:24:31
Ty Fresh
That is so cool. So I'm not crazy. I didn't hallucinate when I saw this pirate.
00:24:37
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude, I saw him and I was like, wow, Ty told me about this guy. And Bay is like, who the fuck are you talking about?
00:24:47
Ty Fresh
Wow, there's so much lore here to explore.
00:24:48
Think Fresh
Yeah.
00:24:50
Ty Fresh
Breadheads, ah especially Vancouver breadheads, if you spot this enigma of a Vancouver local, hit us on hit us on Instagram, send us a photo, Caught in the Wild, Pyrot to Razi, we'll call it.
00:24:59
Think Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:25:06
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Yeah, he likes to hang out around the downtown east side. He's so far always around a bus either inside or waiting for one.
00:25:14
Ty Fresh
Mm hmm.
00:25:17
Think Fresh
So let us know if you're on one of the major bus routes on ah Hastings or Pender.
00:25:24
Ty Fresh
Yeah, he's, uh, that, that is his ship, you know, he's the captain of the number three.
00:25:31
Think Fresh
ah
00:25:31
Ty Fresh
He's hooked on, he's hooked on public transit, Eric.
00:25:34
Think Fresh
Damn dude, he's just chasing some booty on the Hastings bus.
00:25:37
Ty Fresh
Wow.
00:25:39
Think Fresh
Wow.
00:25:39
Ty Fresh
Ho, ho, ho.
00:25:41
Think Fresh
Arr.
00:25:43
Ty Fresh
All right. Eric, thank you for sharing that wonderful news with me and Brett heads. Thank you for listening. It's been a stellar episode. Have a good weekend.
00:25:56
Ty Fresh
Goodbye.
00:25:56
Think Fresh
Yo ho.
00:25:58
Ty Fresh
you