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480 — Schrödinger's Sandwich
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Ty & Eric reminisce on customs sandwich confiscations, whether it's appropriate to own a Ninja Creamy, becoming possessed by a Subway-craving baby, vibe-coding your own Japanese girlfriend, the cartoonification of celebrities, and doing a reality check while toasting your sandwich.
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Transcript
Podcast Recording Humor
00:00:50
Think Fresh
Chow, chow, chow. Is that Italian or cro Croatian? throwback to our last episode. It's both, baby. And welcome back one week later. Yes, one week later.
00:01:02
Think Fresh
tyai and I are bending time because we're sitting the same exact spot 10 minutes ago. We were recording last week's episode, but here we are recording the next one. Dude, yeah. Time is a time is ah something I don't understand. Time is a tall black pint. It's lost in there, that's for sure. That's right, baby. We're not going to get too crazy on this one, or are we? Keeping it simple. keep it clean Keeping it clean. I want a good, clean podcast. That's right, baby.
00:01:30
Think Fresh
We don't want to have to redact anything, Eric. We never do. That's true. We maybe should.
Rap Artists Controversies
00:01:36
Think Fresh
We've redacted things before, so that should tell you how crazy we get. We said some crazy shit about Quavo way back in the day. No, was Takeoff. Takeoff is the one that got all got headshotted. He got Kirk'd.
00:01:48
Think Fresh
dude it's been um yo real quick yeah hear mean did take off get kirked or did kirk get take off they took off part of kirk the whole head part anyways i'll cut you off what were say i was gonna say like i was just reminding me that there's quite a bit of interesting music coming out this month uh we got a new james blake album oh clock that yeah some jimmy some jimmy blake uh uh it's no it's okay it's not bad he's making the same kind of like beeps and bops he's always has you know okay that's good it's a little bit of bloop bloop or a little bit of o
Animated Pop Bands and Cartoonish Personas
00:02:24
Think Fresh
he likes to get oh with yeah that's for sure leave a little blank space yeah yeah got a new gorillas album that was gorillas with a z with a z yeah uh they were doing like demon pop
00:02:38
Think Fresh
hunter whatever that they were doing that like before that was a thing what the fuck did you just say but demon slayer pop hunter i don't know anything whatever just said oh geez whatever the show's called they're like an animated pop band that's animated pop band yeah that's the thing now the kids like the animated pop bands they don't want to look at real people how much screen time does this require because i'm employed Just think about dude think about it. All kids want are like cartoons. so they're turning their like They're turning their celebrity muses into cartoons.
00:03:18
Think Fresh
like demons pop pop Korean Slayer Demon is K-pop is a cartoon band. Kind of like Gorilla. If you look at the idols of Gen Z, you look at like a Sabrina Carpenter or something. They're kind of like a cartoon character. They're Even like Chapel Roan is like a raggedy hand doll.
00:03:43
Think Fresh
You're not wrong. Yeah. I actually actually get what you're saying. Like a lot of these new artists, they just kind of like, they like to emote. You know what mean? they don't They don't form words or sentences.
00:03:54
Think Fresh
They just kind of like act out. Yeah, dude. Even like Garty is like, Garty! They just like, it used to be ad libs. Like growing up, our generation would refer to it as ad libs, but the kids these days are just emoting. you know i mean? They're just emoting. and Like, ah what's her what's your name? Pink Pantheress.
00:04:13
Think Fresh
Yeah, she's she's kind of cartoonish with those bangs. Yeah, she just goes like, ah. Blah, blah, blah. You know what mean? She just makes sounds. Yeah, it's so weird because I think what's happening is the industry is responding to the, obviously, what people want. And what people more and more so want is they want their...
00:04:35
Think Fresh
their celebrities and their musicians and people in the public eye to like embody these like almost fictional characters. Now people are becoming more fictional in like the public domain.
00:04:45
Think Fresh
Like look at Clav who was the, uh, clavicular was the conversation of
Rise of AI-Generated Artists
00:04:50
Think Fresh
last week. Like that guy is like, verging on inhumane there's nothing humane about him nothing humane about that guy and like he is the perfect emoji he's emoji you know he's handsome squidward i have so many thoughts i can't even like i don't know where to begin i'm hogging this little mic oof there's two mics just to be clear um geez where do i even begin ty um i think we might be going into an era of ai artists if we're not there already you know i mean us for it really we gave kanye a lot of shit for it but to be honest ty i think the new generation doesn't care about real humanity i think like if you created an ai artist good enough it's kind like the little michaela thing where it's like
00:05:41
Think Fresh
it's like we're not sure if she's real or not uh but she looks totally like ai generated and is like i don't know adhering to like someone's vision of like a perfect like anime chick you know i think you could like ah you like the vibe code i'm sure you could just create like some like hentai waifu who can like rap oh you know and like you should probably get pop it on instagram and kick Oh, 100%. As soon as all of these like ah ja Japanophiles can get their hand on Claude, they're never leaving the house again. Whoa. Yeah, dude. They're just going to make their cute little Japanese pseudo-girlfriend out of pseudocode, and they're going to do pseudokus with them all day. God damn it.
00:06:29
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude. Like... Japan is perfect for this, like the human zoo. You know I mean? It's a perfect experiment because you create like a wife with code and then everything kind of happens in the background. Like you can have food delivered.
00:06:44
Think Fresh
Like you can pretend that she's cooking for you, but all you got to do is open the door and like someone drops off some food. Right?
Schrodinger's Cat and Subway Sandwiches
00:06:51
Think Fresh
Right. you'll be like, oh, they cooked tonight. Damn.
00:06:55
Think Fresh
Simulator. i barely know her.
00:06:59
Think Fresh
ah Dude, but that's totally where it's going, where you can literally, like, you're going to have a fucking green triangle diamond on your head because you are a sim living in your little condo box and everything around you is digital.
00:07:11
Think Fresh
That's right, baby. It's whack as hell. Is it whack? And like, I think everything that's happening is pointing that like, I'm like, I've all the celebrities. Like, uh, I was learning about, uh, what's her name? Zara Larson the other day.
00:07:26
Think Fresh
Totally. Uh, like I, not a, not an industry plant, an AI plant. There's no way she's a real human. That's right. She's she's really good at geo. Yeah. She's just an AI generated human.
00:07:37
Think Fresh
Hmm. Interesting. I don't know anything about her other than she's not a song with Pink Panther. That's all I know about it too. Okay. And there's the one that um ah the figure skater performed to. Yeah. Alyssa Liu. Is that yeah her name? Yeah.
00:07:53
Think Fresh
She's awesome. She's so awesome. Yeah, totally. But she's also like AI generated to me. Probably. I can't trust anything you see, dude. Yeah, I know. I want to know what the conspiracists have to say about this because they probably know what's going on. Mm-hmm.
00:08:05
Think Fresh
well you know what, like last episode, Ty, we you know unequivocally proved that all conspiracies are true. This is our findings from last episode. This is proper journalism. And now I'm starting to think like, yeah, everything's real and everything's not real at the same time. you know You're right. This is ah Schrodinger's life. Explain. i don't know what that means.
00:08:29
Think Fresh
You know the cat? Schrodinger's puss? Is it the one where i it's like where you try to find the clit? but he schro It's not real? okay Oh, okay. Well, maybe, yeah. They're both simultaneously sign butanously exists and doesn't exist. Okay. it's Okay.
00:08:48
Think Fresh
You put your foot long in a toaster. You're you ask the sandwich artist, will you toast my foot long? You watch them. and he says Thank you very much. Exactly. Uh, foot door closes. Like and it's like getting on the the rocket ship.
00:09:03
Think Fresh
oh Right. Closes up. You can't see the foot long. Okay. You don't, is it being toasted? Do you know? Do I know for sure? Like, do you know, for sure with absolute certainty that it is being toasted.
00:09:16
Think Fresh
Well, Ty, here's how I would deduce the and result here. Footlong in, footlong out, toasted. Footlong's in right now. For that brief window that the footlong is in the toaster, do you know the state of its toasting? Ty, I just got to believe in the heart of the cards.
00:09:34
Think Fresh
yes so you I have to fucking believe, bro. Otherwise, what are we? You know you can choose to believe and like most people do. But that's the dilemma is that because you don't know if the footlong is toasted or not, yeah it is simultaneously both toasted and untoasted until you see it again. It's in toast limbo. Exactly. That's Schrodinger's footlong.
00:09:55
Think Fresh
Got you. So until I can confirm that it's been toasted to my standards, um I have to assume that could it it could be toasted or untoasted. It could be literally being nibbled on by a rat. Right. You have no idea. Right.
00:10:09
Think Fresh
It's kind of like, Ty, when you go into an elevator, like I feel like the elevator is actually like a loading state for the world. Yeah, yeah, you're just loading the next map. Yeah, you're just refreshing kind of the the algo. Yeah, throw the cache in. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Spawn some new characters. Yeah, so like like when you're in the elevator, does the world exist?
00:10:30
Think Fresh
I don't know. Did a nuke go off? it It could have. Who knows? The elevator is a spooky experiment. That's how all dogs probably feel in elevators because surely they don't know what's going on. Yeah, surely. Yeah.
00:10:45
Think Fresh
Yeah, i don't know. It's a great question, honestly. Yeah. So so who is a Schrodinger? do we have to look into him further? What does he know that we don't know? This is where our journalism stops, Eric. Right. We never actually follow up.
00:10:55
Think Fresh
well ah And that's okay because if you don't need references nowadays. like Do your own research is what everyone tells me. So that's what we should tell our audience. That's right. Hey, do you believe this?
00:11:08
Think Fresh
Well, do your own research. Prove it for us. If you're listening to this, being fresh is not liable for any anything that happens. This is satire. Yeah.
Mexico Trip and Humorous Anecdotes
00:11:18
Think Fresh
Ty, speaking of following up, I want to follow up on your trip to Mexico because we left the Breadheads on a crazy cliffhanger last time.
00:11:24
Think Fresh
You found someone with a footlong on board. That's right. And i just want to like go back to like when I went to Mexico last time. I, my mother-in-law brought a footlong into Mexico. but No way. Yeah. And talked about this we talked about this and ah yeah obviously it wasn't, it wasn't more than six years ago. yeah um So we talked about it and it got confiscated by the like Mexican military. Cause they had like fucking bomb sniffing dogs who found the footlong.
00:11:57
Think Fresh
Dude, obviously they're going to find the footlong. That thing smells like crazy. Oh, and you should have heard the dog. He started whimpering. was like, dogs will be hungry if they smell that. i was hungry when I smelled So obviously the dog is going to flag that as like confiscatable. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Dogs are going to be mowing down on this Six inches for the man, six inches for man's best friend. Oh, hell yeah. Zero for you, Eric. None for me. None for me. I didn't want any of that. get taco. I didn't want any of that slop, that's for sure.
00:12:28
Think Fresh
um So what happened to this young woman? Did she finish the footlong or did she bring it into Mexico and subsequently ah confiscated Well, dude, this is just another case of Schrodinger's footlong because I do not know. So it's simultaneously consumed and confiscated. Wow. This very day. Wow.
00:12:50
Think Fresh
Knowing your luck, you would probably end up behind her at immigration. Did you like ask her or or what? I wish I followed up, but I did not. And that is honestly the end of my story from last episode. What do you think the guy would have done if you tapped on her shoulder thing and said, cheese or toasted?
00:13:09
Think Fresh
It would have been good to like double click on that one and figure out what's under the bread here. Because you never want to miss a chance to do some field research. Yeah.
00:13:21
Think Fresh
but no my my own dude was on tacos it was on queso it was on a case of the coronas and my boy got long covet out there in oaxaca it's like i gotta get corona real bad Which I did. That shit's like water. We're drinking these guineas every episode, these guineases, and they're 4.2%. I think Corona's coming in a little under that. like it's it's yeah It's in a different weight class. I think so too. It's definitely a featherweight.
00:13:50
Think Fresh
um But you know what's crazy? Because Corona virus, you lose your taste. But like if you drink Coronas, you don't even need your taste buds. brilliant point it's actually better if you don't have them yeah uh it tastes like water and i think the good people of mexico use it like water because i brush my teeth with it personally you know you you can't trust the mexican tap water yeah it's better to have something bottled exactly and it's not that carbonated anyways uh honestly though like in that wahawk and heat you want to stay hydrated and i don't i honestly don't think i drank a pint a glass of water that whole week i just had like 14 cronin day and i was fine you never hung over never thirsty always electrolytes in that thing right exactly maybe a little lime too so uh they they're doing something right there
00:14:45
Think Fresh
I think so. um Did you have those like little coronitas? Little baby coronas? Dude, I think that's like gentrified, like gringo shit right there. Well, obviously, dude, look at us. Are you fucking kidding? What you trying to say? Yeah, no, I didn't tap into those at all. Okay. You know what I'm talking right? I didn't just make that up. Yeah, it's the bulldog fueler.
00:15:07
Think Fresh
What? know, you like throw one of those little guys in a bulldog. Into a dog? Yeah, for all the dogs. Like into an actual dog? No, no. You're not like shoving it up a bulldog's ass, you idiot. Bulldog drink. You know the big ass bowl that like bad Mexican restaurants in the U.S. that serve you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like when they put like way too much shit on top of your Caesar. yeah but There's a few bars in May Correa will do that for you. Yeah, so they'll just like put a tiny mini Corona upside down in your drink and tell you that...
00:15:37
Think Fresh
like enjoy. Nice. It doesn't make any sense. I hate those things. Yeah, it's fucking stupid. I didn't even actually, the Coronas were fun, but like the condo I was staying at had a slushy machine, um like a Slurpee style machine. You could pour liquor and fruit juice in and make a slushy. Wow. So I designated myself chief slushy officer of the week.
00:16:03
Think Fresh
ah My friends call me Slush Puppy. Is that a Canadian reference, you think? Like, I don't know if people call it Slush Puppy elsewhere. but What are they calling it? Slush Canine?
00:16:15
Think Fresh
I don't know i think 7-Eleven calls it a Slurpee. Right. Well, if you're slurping, it's the same thing. Slurping slushing. So, dude, every day, i would my nine to five was I wake up, walk into town, go to the market. Wake up, drink. Literally, like, pass Drink. Slushy.
00:16:35
Think Fresh
Drink. ah I would go into town. I'd pick out my fruit and alcohol selection of the day, haul it home, good day at the market, start up the machine. Ah!
00:16:47
Think Fresh
make the slushy takes ah an hour and then i just drink the whole thing pass out clean it up go to bed do it all again wow amazing i don't know that's like if this is what it's like to be retired then i gotta retire i can't wait to retire yeah and just make slush puppies all day i think everyone's buying these air fryers stupid get a slushy machine i swear ninja makes one of those it was ninja branded dude oh well perfect yeah so they're okay podcast over okay that's a wrap uh sorry i had nothing to build on that i'm like it's a ninja okay interesting in enjoy
00:17:32
Think Fresh
ninjas make all kinds of products don't they yeah they do i don't really you know what's okay shout out to ninja i would love a ninja sponsorship blend jet was great but the uh the opportunities obviously ended yeah just like the sponsorship they've recalled their product yeah exactly um they were causing fires yeah we're free agents any appliance company can come knocking on our door That's right.
Ninja Appliances and Sponsorship Pitch
00:17:58
Think Fresh
That's right. But Ninja makes good stuff. This is unsponsored. Like I have their blender. I've used their slusher and I'm a fan. Yeah. I mean, people have told me to get the Ninja creamy. What the hell is a Ninja creamy? Well, that's my question every time. I don't want i don't want that. That's what I said. I said, that's inappropriate. I don't want Ninja creamy. I don't want something to be like, I don't want to be consuming anything creamy, let alone making it cream.
00:18:24
Think Fresh
i Dude, I felt weird just making a slushy. Like as a man. Yeah, as a man, really. Walk me through that. Like, how'd you even make it? Well, you put like a a quart of pineapple juice. Okay.
00:18:40
Think Fresh
Like an entire bottle of vodka or tequila. or meal And then you just hit the slushy button.
00:18:51
Think Fresh
Wow. Dude, being a chef is so easy. Yeah, they have it too good. yeah I haven't watched The Bear, but I'd imagine it's a walk in the park. Dude, we have to, we've got to record in a subway. Yeah, we do I just, I think we have to get our order on mic. You know i mean? I just think about like how easy it is to be a chef in these days. And we got to record if the sandwich artist can take direction from us the creative directors. It has to happen soon.
00:19:21
Think Fresh
Also, like we' so we've talked so much to the breadheads just about what the what did the experience of us trying to order a sandwich is like. And we're always trying to describe it, describe it. Why don't we just do it live? Just come on a journey with us. That's right. Thanks to these DJI mics. Yeah, dude. We're mobile. I think we got to go hands-free mode and just fucking some order some food.
00:19:42
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude. We'll put ah we'll put the meta glasses on too. We got the whole setup. Just don't you look at me.
Pregnancy Cravings and Subway Sandwiches
00:19:51
Think Fresh
ty i got a question for you. um I was informed the other day that someone's coworker who is very much pregnant at the office is, um,
00:20:03
Think Fresh
Talking to all her coworkers about how, you know, she's got all these cravings and things like that. Like, oh man, I got this ah crazy craving today for pickles. So I went and got pickles. I mean, okay. Makes sense. That's such a classic one, you know? Classic. They're in a pickle. They want a pickle. Yeah. Pickles are, it's nice to reactivate kind of the taste buds, you know? Yeah.
00:20:22
Think Fresh
But then this woman said that, she's actually blaming the baby for having these cravings and that the baby is kind of like controlling her, like kind of like a master of puppets, you know, just puppeteering this woman into buying all kinds of shitty junk food.
00:20:38
Think Fresh
Yo, so she's possessed. She's possessed by the, by the inner child. literally being possessed. Exactly. Yeah. So this woman says, Oh fuck, I got subway today because the baby was craving it.
00:20:52
Think Fresh
And so I pose the question to you, Ty. Can babies crave Subway? Babies don't... Do they know what Subway is? Babies don't know Subway. What the hell? What's going on here? Yeah, this is fake news.
00:21:04
Think Fresh
Fake news, right? The baby It's simple blame game here. Clearly, the baby is controlling her mind, but not in that way.
00:21:15
Think Fresh
Clearly, yeah. The baby has... It's like... um I don't know, one of those scary movies where the baby is like taking on like the, has like a brain of an adult, right? And it's kind of controlling and fucking up the lives of its parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is happening, but the baby's still inside her.
00:21:32
Think Fresh
Baby's never even seen a Subway sandwich. Baby doesn't even know sweet onion sauce. Baby only knows milk. Exactly. Maybe baby craves milk. Wait, baby doesn't even know milk because milk comes from the teat and the teat's on the outside of the body. That's right. What does the baby know? Just like, I guess it knows what was eaten before. it It knows vitamin D, vitamin A. You know, it's getting, it's like the last mile. Yeah. so like It's not seeing the food. Baby wants like vitamins, nutrients. So baby doesn't want Subway. No. Baby doesn't want even want pickles. No. This woman is using her baby and it's not even born yet, mind you, to eat whatever the fuck she wants. Where does it end, Eric? Like, oh, the baby had road rage. Oh, but the baby was late for the appointment. Oh, the the baby is responsible for this illegal activity. Yeah, the baby murdered my husband who I fucking hate. Yeah, exactly. What? What did she say?
00:22:33
Think Fresh
You know? The baby's the terrorist. Yeah, exactly. So... the but The baby let all these crazy immigrants in. Not me. Exactly. So there's there there's no excuse here. Like you can't blame it on baby. Nice try. Nice try, baby. it's a pretty funny move. That is a pretty cool move I'm going to start blaming things on my beer belly.
00:22:56
Think Fresh
Like, oh my be my food baby. yeah Oh, my God. My gut is just craving another fucking McDouble. I just had a gut feeling that I needed to murder these people.
00:23:07
Think Fresh
whoa Whoa. Do you think the gut feeling saying comes from having a baby? They say trust your gut. And if you're, if there's a ah fetus in your gut, my gut's currently screaming BMT.
00:23:19
Think Fresh
Do you think when Jeffrey Epstein ate all those babies, he had the same thing happen? He's like, the babies are like, eat another one.
00:23:28
Think Fresh
More. Dude, is there's a positive feedback loop. Wow. Yeah, possibly. That's crazy. I wonder what his biomarkers were at that time. Like, Is he seeing a spike in like, i don't know.
00:23:40
Think Fresh
Anything? Anything? now like ah It would be a very interesting analysis. Brian Johnson probably would like Actually, don't tell Brian Johnson in case there's benefits. yeah definitely don We don't want him to know. No, we should gatekeep like eating babies from Brian Johnson because he might actually do it if it helps you. Yeah, exactly.
00:24:04
Think Fresh
ah Yikes.
Fast-Food Marketing Strategies
00:24:05
Think Fresh
Yikes, dude. Yeah, so that's that's absurd. And I honestly think like, there I'm surprised there isn't like a more restaurants and fast food places trying to prescribe diets for soon to be mothers.
00:24:20
Think Fresh
Because if you are... eating for two, surely there's a happy meal option or like a meal plan these restaurants can offer that are optimized around the cravings of a mother while still providing the nutritional benefits. I don't see anything out there on the market.
00:24:38
Think Fresh
I don't see it either. And we, but we are seeing it with other nonsensical things like, um, maternity yoga, um, Oh yeah, there's all this whack-ass shit. They're like, you could be part of a maternity dog walking group. That's not what baby needs. Yeah, no Baby does not want to be you know walking and fighting for its life in the cold. you know Totally. It needs a footlong immediately.
00:25:00
Think Fresh
i just keep thinking of like, ah what's the boss baby that Alec Baldwin played? and like That baby is controlling this woman oh god inside, pulling levers. Oh God.
00:25:13
Think Fresh
I don't know. i don't know about that one, but I have seen the baby, like the huge baby, the one that's like playing with its like dad or something. But the kid's like, it's like a toddler, but it's like four feet tall already. It's a huge fucking baby.
00:25:27
Think Fresh
Future NFL star. Yeah. And it's just like jumping around and you see like baby powder flying everywhere. Really bad sight. I don't think so. It was like a long time ago I saw this before AI. Oh, interesting. Yeah.
00:25:37
Think Fresh
Back when things were real. Vine days. Vine days, Ty. Wow. Take me back. Yeah. I was at like ah on ah like a ski trip with some friends and at like two in the morning and after everyone had crashed, we're just sitting in the living room and then someone puts on fine compilations on YouTube. Oh God, classic. was like, damn, I can't believe we're still doing this in the big two sets.
00:25:58
Think Fresh
I mean, what else is there to do? It's like when you got a big group of people, you've got to start somewhere. you know The thing is, like I've seen them all. oh I've seen them all. There's none left to watch. I watched every single line.
00:26:11
Think Fresh
yeah They're all done. It's been the years. I mean, what do you put on if like you're in a room of 12 people? You're not going to put on, i don't know, like Charlie Kirk debating 12 people.
00:26:24
Think Fresh
That's true. It's funny because it's like, I think every like friend group or generation has like the thing they fall back on between two and four in the morning when they're sitting on a couch. And like maybe the younger crowd is putting on their TikTok compilations or like ah Charlie Kirk's greatest quotes. There's like some stuff there that maybe I'm not dabbling in.
00:26:49
Think Fresh
Like my guy's putting on like Katrin at boiler room set. Yeah. Some music videos. Yeah. Generational stuff. Mm-hmm. So I don't know, but like we got to get with the times here. Like there's so much more content that's been compiled by people online to watch.
00:27:06
Think Fresh
Yeah, it's almost like um I can see there being a museum concept where it's like instead of paintings, you just have vines like looping. Oh, that'd be sick, actually. I would love to go there. So it's like the Vine Museum, and you walk in, and it's like, there's like a frame TV, let's say. Portrait mode.
00:27:27
Think Fresh
Portrait mode, obviously. Tweak that thing, 90 degrees. Turn that 90. Yep. Got, um I don't know, some early Logan Paul playing on that with a little placard saying, like, Logan Paul, 2012. Yeah.
00:27:41
Think Fresh
yo let's forget kind of a sick idea the vine museum and what's great is you can tell people i'm taking a like a digital detox a screen break not gonna be like doom scrolling today i'm gonna go to a museum yeah i'm gonna take in some art i'm gonna go like and yeah take in the city yeah enjoy the culture yeah yeah yeah that's pretty cool honestly it's a great idea and i would be surprised if it doesn't exist yeah it might already exist it's not the first time an idea from this show gets stolen Yeah. do we Someone's got to say it first. And when you say this much stuff, yeah eventually you'll be at a head of the curve. Yeah. Eventually, you know, a big corporation will take your idea.
00:28:19
Think Fresh
i for long cookie i think we should, this instead of saying ahead of the curve, let's refer to it as cutting in line.
Staying Ahead of Trends with Subway
00:28:25
Think Fresh
That's more subway coded. Nice. I like to cut in line at subway. That's how you get the freshest ingredients.
00:28:32
Think Fresh
Artists fresh tomatoes are fresh. Eat fresh. Ty, you know I love to dabble in the milk at Subway. yeah is it Is it possible, just going back for a sec, like is the baby thinking about the milk from Subway and is like, I need that. I think a baby's controlling you. yeah You're just a big baby. Goo-hoo gaga.
00:28:51
Think Fresh
Big baby over here. I thought you were clavicular's choppleganger, but you're actually just a big baby. I'm more of an androgynic, be honest. Okay.
00:29:05
Think Fresh
I think he's he's my top guy, personally. Does androgynic bone smash, or is he non-bonary? Because he's androgynous. I don't think he's ever smashed. None of these guys are smashing. No, but ah he's known for wearing a wig, which I think is really funny. Oh, I saw that. That's crazy. that Yeah.
00:29:24
Think Fresh
I mean, that is like ah not a it's a pretty like, ah I guess, like classic looks maxing move. Yeah. Wearing the toupee. It's like V1 looks maxing. Yeah.
00:29:36
Think Fresh
I mean, you got to respect it. Like and he's kind of owning it. Like he's talked online about him getting like hair transplant surgery. Hell yeah. And so he's like, I'm just wearing a wig like until my shit grows back, you know? Dude, I was thinking I should get it for my armpits.
00:29:49
Think Fresh
Like get more get some more hair on those. You don't have hair on your armpits? Not enough for like my age. I think I should have more pit hair. Huh. So is it like, are you looking like, you know, America's next top model over there or what?
00:30:00
Think Fresh
I just feel like, you know, like women are starting to like not shave their pits. Like the the society's changing. And like, I got the same armpit here as woman, like the girls.
00:30:11
Think Fresh
Then it's like, how do I, people are going to start questioning my teeth. True. I don't want them to think it's low. So I just feel like there's going to be an emerging industry here. Once again, a cutting in line here. Emerging industry around like hair injections in non-sculpt places. you know like yeah I just want some longer pubes. I just want like a little bit more chest hair. like Let the neck beard neck of be more necky. Yeah. No, totally. I think, um yeah, the facial hair is like a big one, big industry there because it's like visible at all times, you know?
00:30:48
Think Fresh
It's like armpits, like, and don't know, you get away with like not doing anything because it's you're hit you're hiding it from 99.999% of the population. It's a self-esteem thing too, But the chin though, like the chin is the first thing that enters the room, you know?
00:31:02
Think Fresh
If you're doing things right, you know, if you are mogging, if you're holding your head up high, it's the first thing that enters the room. Yeah, dude, if that jaw's locked, you're mewing hard. Exactly. it's It turns the corner first. The chin sees all the corners of the room and the room sees all the corners of the chin. If you think about it, your eyes should be on your chin because it has the best vantage point.
00:31:22
Think Fresh
That's a good point, actually. Yeah. Point. You would like get it poked more often. You'd end up with like a finger in your eye more more than ah once per day, probably. but How often are you bashing your chin into things?
00:31:35
Think Fresh
Bone smashing? Dude, imagine you get punched in the chin and you go blind. That would be bad. That would be a bummer. They honestly shouldn't put the eyes so close together, given the likelihood that one could... like If you're getting whacked, it's going to probably...
00:31:51
Think Fresh
hit both of them yeah dude uh the hands are the other thing i was thinking sorry my dinger is dinging um the like there's always that like one like like ape-esque dude in the friend group he's like the blue collar guy you know he's worked the rigs or something right he's just got the best hands the hairiest motherfucking hands you've ever seen like he's got like big ass hairs coming out of his knuckles you know i want knuckle hair i don't got any where do i get knuckle hair I don't know.
00:32:22
Think Fresh
I don't think you can buy that. Well, not yet. No. But like, I think there's some bright minds in Turkey working on it. I think you should just wear like dirtier clothes. Yeah. Like I think that would give a similar effect. signaling near blue collar you're You're closer to pristine tie. Yeah, dude. Uh, I want to stop moisturizing.
00:32:41
Think Fresh
think that's not helping. I'm just going to filter car hurry on grail by grimey. Yeah, exactly. Probably slow to high. Yeah, exactly. Just find the dirt. The worst one. yeah I think that's the way, you know, like just wear shittier stuff.
00:32:55
Think Fresh
um Like don't replace clothes ever. Let them rip. Let them be stained and gross. And um stop moisturizing, you know, get get real ashy on them. That's the way to go. It's tough because all I want to do is moisturize.
00:33:09
Think Fresh
Yeah, I moisturized last night. It's against my better judgment to do everything you just suggested. Yeah, there's things we got to unlearn and moisturizing and having soft hands is one. you know People like like we we were marketed to way too hard by ASOP and L'Oreal Corporation. they They definitely have a stronghold on me. Yeah.
Moisturizing and Wealth Signals
00:33:30
Think Fresh
And now we're realizing like, oh fuck me. We went too far in that direction. We got to reel it back.
00:33:35
Think Fresh
I even like spent like 35 bucks on scented dryer sheets last week. Cause I like, liked the brand. It's like, oh this looks like a cool brand. I was at a boutique. They don't even do anything. They don't even, they just changed the aroma of the, ah the aromatics of your cottons and your linens, washable ones, of course.
00:33:56
Think Fresh
of course yeah if you have machine washable clothes well let's not get into that actually i didn't mean to didn't mean to reveal that i got a couple okay fair enough it is kind of funny though that like the more you hang dry it's honestly like a wealth indicator That's right. Not only do I have more clothes that are delicate, but I have space in my house to hang dry things. And time. And time. Yeah. I don't have to wear this for two weeks. It's literally like every single qualike signal of wealth.
00:34:25
Think Fresh
Hang dry clothes, time, and space. That's crazy. That is crazy. And taste. because i took the care to actually hang dry them i thought about it obviously i didn't do it myself the help the help did yeah yeah for sure for sure um but it's the thought the thought accounts you know it's all it's all hang dry only i saw an equally interesting like take this isn't my take i was a comedian online but I didn't, I'm going plagiarize it and I'm not going to quote them because I don't know who they are.
00:34:58
Think Fresh
But he said that the drunkest person at the bar is going to be the richest because it's so expensive to go out and drink these days that if you see someone absolutely slosh, it just means you're like, wow, they must be like a doctor.
00:35:11
Think Fresh
yeah Because like who could school else could afford to get drunk? That's cool. So if you want a wealth signal, just go go to the bar and just be the sloppiest guy. They're going to be like, damn, he must got money.
00:35:23
Think Fresh
that's cool i like that take it's a good take right yeah i wish it was my own yeah i kind of like it's kind of reminds me of the one where it's like if uh if there's no creepy weird guy at the bar then it's probably you oh no there's so few creepy weird guys at the bar i know i know that's what noticed as well so like i don't know maybe uh that's also another wealth indicator it's like you can afford to be creepy and weird in the big two six you're not cancelled Yeah, like you know what's going on in the world and you're still choosing to be creepy and weird. Despite all of your and the information you have, you're still up to your old ways. That's pretty funny to think you can get away with it. Yeah. And you got to be either rich or powerful to get away with it.
00:36:06
Think Fresh
Yeah. As long as you're not like sitting next to your boss, I think you're kind of good because like you can just claim plausible deniability with AI. And just hope they redact your name. Yeah, just say like, no, it wasn't me. That was ai That's true. Like I never went to this bar. i don't know where the fuck that is.
00:36:21
Think Fresh
So having said that, everything we said today was actually AI. That's right. So sorry if you bring this up to us IRL, probably going to deny it.
00:36:33
Think Fresh
This may or may not happen. The denying this podcast for years. If you're listening to this, you're the only one that knows. Yeah, now it's just plausible. That's crazy. That is crazy.
00:36:44
Think Fresh
On that note, I say we ah wrap this podcast up here and go for another beer somewhere. Hell yeah, let's do Let's go be creepy weird guys at the pub. Hey, there's two of us, so it could be either one of us Can't beat them, join them. Yeah.
00:36:57
Think Fresh
Thanks for listening, Breadheads. Ciao. Bye.