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Think Fresh: Buongiorno, breadheads. Familiar time.
Ty Fresh: Familiar chime, familiar voices.
Think Fresh: Familiar voice.
Ty Fresh: Ty and Eric, we are so back in the booth.
Think Fresh: Ty and Eric, we are so back in the booth.
Ty Fresh: Walking around with all those familiar things.
Think Fresh: Walking around with all those familiar faces. Familiar voices.
Ty Fresh: Familiar voices.
Think Fresh: Ty and Eric in the booths.
Ty Fresh: Hi, Eric. And some familiar flavors as well, no doubt, Eric.
Think Fresh: That's right, dude.
Ty Fresh: It feels good to be back.
Think Fresh: Wow, where were we?
Ty Fresh: Wow, where were we? Where were we, Eric?
Think Fresh: room We took a fucking much needed month off, I think, right?
Ty Fresh: We took a bunch of months off, I think. A sandwich baticle.
Think Fresh: sandwich batter.
Ty Fresh: help think it's a 20-20-20-20-20-20-20.
Think Fresh: I think it's ah coming up on exactly one month ah because our think our last episode came out on September 30th and it is, we're recording on October Yes, but we did of the podcast.
Ty Fresh: Because think our month is a And it is for recording October. Yes. But we did backlog a couple because we are good hosts for the Breadheads.
Think Fresh: We are good, good hosts for Brent heads.
Ty Fresh: But that's right.
Think Fresh: But that's right, we did not.
Ty Fresh: We've been, um like Drake said, he's like, you had to take the summer off to do it right.
Think Fresh: Like Drake said, you had to take the summer off, right? And Eric had to fall off.
Ty Fresh: And Eric and I had to take the fall off to have a bite. Yeah.
Think Fresh: yeah got Yeah, dude.
Ty Fresh: gun Yeah, dude. You know what he was saying?
Think Fresh: Kanye also once said that ah he took it. You know, what did he say?
Ty Fresh: Oh, he did a day for a week on Earth.
Think Fresh: Oh, he did five beats a day for three summers.
Ty Fresh: Nice.
Think Fresh: that was That was what we did.
Ty Fresh: That was what we did.
Think Fresh: We did five episodes.
Ty Fresh: five um i know if We did We did trips a week for five years.
Think Fresh: um No, we did two episodes a week for five years.
Ty Fresh: That's right. So, you know, we're back to a little less than all of it.
Think Fresh: So, you know, we're we're back. We're a little rusty, though, I'll admit.
Ty Fresh: i even with one Guinness lubing up my trachea, I'm unable to speak right now.
Think Fresh: know
Think Fresh: yeah enable great now but it actually
Ty Fresh: And it's actually, it's a brain problem, you know, and you haven't been in the booth for a while. The like, the, they're not, they're the nodes aren't shooting or whatever they say. I think
Think Fresh: The loads aren't shooting, dude.
Ty Fresh: close
Think Fresh: What the fuck are you talking about, dude? I don't want to hear about that.
Ty Fresh: i want think what's interesting, guys, like once you get recorded, the training is not a speech.
Think Fresh: But I think um what's interesting, Ty, is like once you hit record, the train is left to station. You are you are chew chewing along on this footlong but and you can't stop it.
Ty Fresh: You are chewing along and a You can't stop it. only thing can use is the upper board.
Think Fresh: Only thing you can do is hit stop record. But once you do that, the episode's over. so That's true.
Ty Fresh: That's true. We do have a pause button that we seldom use.
Think Fresh: do button and sell them because...
Ty Fresh: um
Think Fresh: Yeah, almost never.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, because this is an ad lib kind of pod. Buddy pods are not gone, guys.
Think Fresh: but he Buddy Pods have returned.
Ty Fresh: Buddy pods return.
Think Fresh: We are so back.
Ty Fresh: We are so back.
Think Fresh: um
Ty Fresh: We should go where the fuck we went in last month.
Think Fresh: Ty, we should talk about where the fuck we went in the last month.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, dude, we got to get into that.
Think Fresh: Yeah, dude. We also have to talk about what we did.
Ty Fresh: But we also have to talk about what we missed. ah Some big news in Subway's world since we left, Eric.
Think Fresh: Big news in Subway's finals last year. Oh, really? They came out with art.
Ty Fresh: They came out with art.
Think Fresh: Subway's channel, the music, the art.
Ty Fresh: Subway's now the museum of meaty art.
Think Fresh: Oh, shit. don't know if we caught that last week, but we've been talking about dropping this in our merch store at first.
Ty Fresh: I don't know if you you caught that last week, but we've been talking about dropping this in our merch store for for months, years even, of like taking the vintage Subway art and putting it in
Think Fresh: for months, years even, of taking it into Subway and putting it in the, putting it for sale.
Ty Fresh: the putting it for sale and subway beat us to the punch they're doing that which i'm just finally taking a smart idea and actually doing it we have for month and think that's what enabled them to have a good idea yeah dude and i also just want to acknowledge the press loop release when they announced this they here's how they signed it off because this is this is really good they signed off the press relief
Think Fresh: And Subway gives you punch to finally taking a smart idea and actually doing it. We had to leave for a month and give them some space.
Think Fresh: i think that's what enabled them to have a good idea. i also just want to acknowledge the press release when they announced this. Here's how they signed it off.
Think Fresh: Okay.
Ty Fresh: may your foot always be long.
Think Fresh: May your foot always be long.
Ty Fresh: um they are Literally their version of stay hard.
Think Fresh: Whoa. Stay hard, motherfucker. That's awesome. It's crazy.
Ty Fresh: It's crazy.
Think Fresh: Whoa.
Ty Fresh: Whoa, okay.
Think Fresh: Okay. Interesting. So, okay.
Ty Fresh: So, okay.
Think Fresh: We wanted to steal Subway's art.
Ty Fresh: We wanted to steal Subway's art.
Think Fresh: yeah
Ty Fresh: Like literally steal it off the wall and then resell it.
Think Fresh: like literally steal it off the wall and then resell it.
Ty Fresh: Subway's doing it legally, but there's also something that happened, Ty.
Think Fresh: Subway is doing it legally, but there's also something else that happened, Ty.
Ty Fresh: We had some Ocean's Eleven style jewel theme.
Think Fresh: We had some Ocean's Eleven-style jewel theory at the Louvre, and they're probably also selling that, much like we would have with the Subway art.
Ty Fresh: That's right. they're probably also stuck in that, much like we would have with subway art. Yeah, you're right.
Think Fresh: We would just elevate it into the Subway and see it.
Ty Fresh: if Dude, if we could just elevate into a subway and easily remove it, white gloves on.
Think Fresh: like
Ty Fresh: and just in case someone's looking for those, who's told the crown jewel of France, we were not in France during our high years.
Think Fresh: Yeah, and just a case someone's looking for those who stole the crown jewel of France, we were not in France ah during our hiatus. You didn't know where in Versailles, but there you were.
Ty Fresh: You technically were in Marseille for a day or two, weren't you?
Think Fresh: Marseille, not Versailles, but yes.
Ty Fresh: Marseille. Excuse me.
Think Fresh: The timing's a little fishy.
Ty Fresh: ah the The timing's a little fishy, I'm not going to lie.
Think Fresh: It is a little fishy.
Ty Fresh: It little fishy.
Think Fresh: I did layover in Paris for about an hour but with the trains, but...
Ty Fresh: I did lay over it
Ty Fresh: The heist only only took seven minutes, bro.
Think Fresh: I mean, the thieves probably did hop on the train to Marseille right after.
Ty Fresh: I mean, you probably did Marseille right after.
Think Fresh: Like, that's where theyre they probably live, to be honest.
Ty Fresh: You're not going north with those. You're heading south.
Think Fresh: Oh yeah.
Ty Fresh: Oh, yeah. where the laws
Think Fresh: Where the laws get less lawful.
Ty Fresh: I noticed that in Europe, that the the farther south you go, the less people seem to acknowledge laws.
Think Fresh: Yeah, dude. We're not a rule-abiding continent, if you think about it.
Ty Fresh: But I know
Think Fresh: um
Ty Fresh: but both of you.
Think Fresh: But Ty were both in Italy, and it was bellissimo affair.
Ty Fresh: That's right. Italiano. A bellissimo there. Si, si. Molto, si.
Think Fresh: Molto bene.
Ty Fresh: Molto. Yeah, dude.
Think Fresh: Ty learned some Italian, it looks like.
Ty Fresh: I learned some Italian before. This rocks. I had learned a few words.
Think Fresh: How do you say herbs and cheese?
Ty Fresh: A barbello.
Think Fresh: ah remember Oh, brilliant. Brilliant.
Ty Fresh: dude Dude, this was awesome.
Think Fresh: Dude, this was awesome.
Ty Fresh: I spent the last month in Italy.
Think Fresh: spent the last month in Italy. I've been eating carbs every single day.
Ty Fresh: I've been eating carbs every single day. I'm sleeping in different hotel rooms, crazy views, great concierge services.
Think Fresh: Sleep in different hotel room. It's crazy news. Great concierge services.
Ty Fresh: You know, like...
Think Fresh: Shout out to BetterHelp for for allowing Ty to do that.
Ty Fresh: for allowing Yeah, better fund my vacation.
Think Fresh: What a life...
Ty Fresh: Dude, what a life we we podcasters are privileged to live.
Think Fresh: a like We, podcasters, are privileged to live.
Ty Fresh: know, best in the world.
Think Fresh: Best job in the world.
Ty Fresh: We left the mics at home.
Think Fresh: Ty and I are able to do this job from anywhere, but we left the mics at home.
Ty Fresh: We are not working. It's not a business.
Think Fresh: We said, we we we are not working. This is not a business expense.
Ty Fresh: a business. We're not a vacation.
Think Fresh: This is not a business ah vacation. um When we immigrated to to the yeah European Union, we said, no, we're here for pleasure only.
Ty Fresh: great to the european we for play
Think Fresh: Exactly.
Ty Fresh: Exactly.
Think Fresh: It's lot easier have to pretend you don't make it up.
Ty Fresh: i mean, it's a lot and easier to enter the Shen Yen area if you have no, if you're not packing any audio equipment.
Think Fresh: You're not patting it in the audio equipment. Mm-hmm. Oh, you were you were packing, all right, but you were packing, what, three checked luggages?
Ty Fresh: Oh, you were packing, sorry, but you were packing what, three Czech luggages? Quite a few, yeah. didn't have a room on your phone.
Think Fresh: You didn't have space for a microphone. That's unbelievable to me, but whatever.
Ty Fresh: That's unbelievable. I had to leave a little extra room to bring home bottles and bottles of Vini.
Think Fresh: We took a bottle of Vini from...
Ty Fresh: We took a bottle. You brought a bottle bottle home?
Think Fresh: ah ah Not home, but we took it to Florence with us from ah our little getaway in the Tuscan Hills.
Ty Fresh: That was a beautiful one for us. Nice.
Ty Fresh: The Tuscan Hills, hell yeah. I brought two home.
Think Fresh: Oh, fuck, yeah.
Ty Fresh: And they're sitting on my counter right now.
Think Fresh: Those would look good on display.
Ty Fresh: Those look good on the spot.
Think Fresh: i don't know if you can touch those for
Ty Fresh: I don't know if you can touch those until your anniversary.
Think Fresh: Until your anniversary.
Ty Fresh: I think so.
Think Fresh: think so.
Ty Fresh: It's the display wine.
Think Fresh: It's display one. Mm-hmm. We caught the rosé and we were able to finish it in like 20 minutes because we had to rush out to the Florence City Center to get into the Bell Tower.
Ty Fresh: not We were able to finish it. twenty minutes because rush out forest
Think Fresh: It was the last showing.
Ty Fresh: Oh, dude. You caught the last show.
Think Fresh: you caught the last show. The last show at Bell is the best one.
Ty Fresh: The last show at the Bell Tower is the best one. For sure.
Think Fresh: I agree.
Ty Fresh: I've done the last show in the movie before.
Think Fresh: Sunset, right? Yeah.
Ty Fresh: Yeah. Especially in the older seasons.
Think Fresh: Especially in the shoulder seasons because you actually get to get to see the sunset.
Ty Fresh: You actually have the
Think Fresh: Yeah, yeah.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, yeah. And it's surprisingly quiet up there for the last show in.
Think Fresh: And it's surprisingly up there from the last show.
Ty Fresh: I would assume.
Think Fresh: even assume.
Ty Fresh: Maybe not.
Think Fresh: Maybe not.
Ty Fresh: But... You know why?
Think Fresh: We know why it's because it sells out months in advance.
Ty Fresh: It sells out months in advance. And Ty, I'll be honest, you did not pay for our ticket.
Think Fresh: And Ty, I'll be honest, we did not pay for our ticket.
Ty Fresh: You just walked in?
Think Fresh: We just walked in.
Ty Fresh: Like you're the Pope.
Think Fresh: Yeah.
Ty Fresh: Yeah.
Think Fresh: Yeah.
Ty Fresh: That's it.
Think Fresh: I said, re withchi um, yeah, Ty, we drunkenly walked into the bell tower.
Ty Fresh: Are you in Mm-hmm. Yeah, Ty. We... drunkenly walked into the bell tower.
Think Fresh: I don't know if i'm like incriminating myself right now with Italian law, but we did not bypass security.
Ty Fresh: don't know did not buy the security.
Think Fresh: Went through security. And then there's one guy there who's like scanning tickets and checking for pockets.
Ty Fresh: And then there one guy there like scanning tickets and checking the pockets.
Think Fresh: And while he was checking someone's pockets, I just went around the ticket gate and it was no problem.
Ty Fresh: And while was checking some of those pockets, he went around and Wow, a sly motherfucker just snaking your way through these systems.
Think Fresh: Wow. Walked straight in. Yeah. Sliding the other players. Yeah. Sneaking your way through these systems. That's right. Saved 40 euros, man.
Ty Fresh: That's right. It's 40 years.
Think Fresh: It's 40 euros worth there?
Ty Fresh: 40 years to up there?
Think Fresh: For two people, yeah.
Ty Fresh: No, that that's insane.
Think Fresh: That's insane. Yeah, it's nuts.
Ty Fresh: It's not worth it. It's not worth it.
Think Fresh: Not worth it. um But you get to see the Duomo, which is the crown jewel of Florence.
Ty Fresh: But you get to see the crown jewel of the Lord. It really is, yeah.
Think Fresh: It really is. Let's be honest.
Ty Fresh: And it is always so stunning.
Think Fresh: And it is always so stunning.
Ty Fresh: Brunelleschi's finest work.
Think Fresh: You know, I speak Spanish word.
Ty Fresh: It's his magnum of the Lord.
Think Fresh: the only It's his magnum opus. It definitely is.
Ty Fresh: It definitely is. Yeah. Like the, he's got some nice stuff in the back of Santa Croce, but the side, if you will.
Think Fresh: It's got some nice stuff in the back of San Jose. Yeah, the B-side. was in Florence for quite a few nights as well.
Ty Fresh: um I was in Florence for quite a few nights as well.
Think Fresh: I think I spent five nights in Florence and then Eric and I were both in the Tuscan Hills a week.
Ty Fresh: I think I spent five nights in Florence and then Eric and I were both in the Tuscan Hills for a week hanging out in Tuscany, which absolutely rocks.
Think Fresh: And you know, Tuscanee, which absolutely rocks. Sipping vino, jumping in the pool with our undies on.
Ty Fresh: you know pool yeah nothing like swimming in here i don't think i swam in that pool with like an actual swim train on until the very last day but i went in the pool so many times yeah midnight jumping in wow ah really simple board you can not yeah like that be something
Think Fresh: Yeah, definitely swimming. don't think I swam in that pool. With like an actual swim drug on, it took a very last day. I know, yeah. Every single night was a pool night.
Think Fresh: Whether we planned it or not. I mean, you can't you can't be staying at a place with a pool and not end up in it every single day. Like, that that'd be such a waste. So, I mean, yeah.
Ty Fresh: Dude, after like the seventh glass of Chianti, the pool just starts whispering my name.
Think Fresh: After like
Ty Fresh: It's like, get in the pool. Fly inside me. Absolutely.
Think Fresh: Yeah, totally.
Ty Fresh: I mean, I just don't remember the pool against the glass by the pool, but we so many glass, cognac, wine, all kinds of stuff there.
Think Fresh: Dude, fuck. I mean, I just vividly remember there being a rule against a glass by the pool, but we had so many glasses of cognac and wine and all kinds of stuff there.
Think Fresh: So that was super fun.
Ty Fresh: So, comfortable.
Think Fresh: Glass and bottles of beer, too.
Ty Fresh: last of all Yeah, after that many pronies, I'm not liable for what I carry wear.
Think Fresh: After that, it means I'm liable for what I carry wear. I agree. comes over and carry one.
Ty Fresh: It becomes open carry agree.
Think Fresh: I agree. I think also while we were there, or maybe right before Charlie XCX had wedding in Italy.
Ty Fresh: I think also while we were in the pronies right before, Carly had a wedding in Italy.
Think Fresh: She did.
Ty Fresh: She did. That's right.
Think Fresh: That's right.
Ty Fresh: Some friends of the pods were down there.
Think Fresh: Yeah.
Ty Fresh: They were in Sicily, though.
Think Fresh: Honestly. Two ThinkFresh alumni, them jeans and Chris Black were and attendance.
Ty Fresh: Two in Threshal, of my men in jeans and Chris Black were in attendance.
Think Fresh: um
Ty Fresh: We not invited to tie.
Think Fresh: We were not invited, Ty.
Ty Fresh: That's not what was doing.
Think Fresh: That's not why we were there.
Ty Fresh: That's okay. We are doing our own thing.
Think Fresh: I thought I would clear that up real quick in case people were wondering.
Ty Fresh: thought would clear that for bit. yeah We were at a far more important wedding, which was my wedding.
Think Fresh: We were at far more important wedding, which was my wedding.
Ty Fresh: yeah
Think Fresh: Yeah. I was waiting for you to drop the news.
Ty Fresh: user
Think Fresh: But yeah, Ty is a ties off the market, ladies.
Ty Fresh: off the market I'm booed up.
Think Fresh: It's kind of crazy, man.
Ty Fresh: Damn. It's kind of crazy, man, because ah i don't feel like I'm going to raise up my sandwich just the same way anymore.
Think Fresh: I don't feel like I'm going to raise up my stand-up tonight. Yeah.
Ty Fresh: yeah you' gonna like wash
Think Fresh: Are you going watch what you say now in front of your sandwich artist?
Ty Fresh: think
Think Fresh: Or how's that going to work out?
Ty Fresh: I think it's just like what happens in Subway stays in Subway.
Think Fresh: think it's just like what happens the most facing stuff like that. It's role I'm taking in all of this experience.
Ty Fresh: This is the general rule that I'm taking away from all of this experience.
Think Fresh: Yeah, honestly.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, honestly.
Think Fresh: um I've been seeing a lot of AI videos of people attacking the sandwich artist.
Ty Fresh: I've been seeing a lot of AI videos of people attacking the soundtracks. Oh, that's a funny genre.
Think Fresh: that's funny.
Ty Fresh: Okay.
Think Fresh: Yeah, because it's like it's it lives in everyone's mind already.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, because it's like, it's one of those that everyone's most favorite.
Think Fresh: those are the That's the best AI video.
Ty Fresh: Those, that's the best AI video. Like, when you already visualize yourself punching the soundtracks.
Think Fresh: It's like one that you've already visualized, like, yourself punching a sandwich artist. Like, I've seen in an out-of-body experience jump this key start so many times.
Ty Fresh: Like, I've seen myself in an out-of-body experience jump the sneeze guard so many times. 100%. So, yeah, I've seen an AI version of that.
Think Fresh: 100%. yeah, just seeing an AI version of that is really, really class.
Ty Fresh: It's really good class. Mm-hmm.
Think Fresh: But did you hit up any subways in Italy?
Ty Fresh: Did you hit up any subways? could you there for a month
Think Fresh: Because you were there for a month, so, I mean, did you run out of places to eat and go to Subway, or what?
Ty Fresh: i mean did you run out use some what You think that temptation would drive me to one, you know, like a pig sniffing out truffles in the Piedmont forests.
Think Fresh: You think that temptation drive you to one, you know, like pig sniffing up truffles key but
Ty Fresh: But alas, I didn't even see a subway here.
Think Fresh: last i
Ty Fresh: and I didn't even have one cross my peripherals as I walked these cobbled streets.
Think Fresh: No fucking way. like
Think Fresh: Really?
Ty Fresh: Really? Really, zero.
Think Fresh: really but i never want the opportunity i would to never show up You have at least walked in.
Ty Fresh: I never got the opportunity. I would have taken it had it presented itself. It never showed up. You would have at walked
Think Fresh: i know, I know, i know that for a fact.
Ty Fresh: and For sure.
Think Fresh: I'm a little bit surprised though, but maybe not so much because you, for the for your month long trip, you didn't really go to like big city centers.
Ty Fresh: Scan the menu and see what's going on. I'm little bit surprised though, but maybe not so much because you, for for your month-long trip, you didn't really go to like big city centers.
Think Fresh: And that's where you would find the subways.
Ty Fresh: I remember you would find a subway.
Think Fresh: Like, I was in Florence for a couple nights.
Ty Fresh: was in Florence for couple nights.
Think Fresh: Obviously, I ran into a subway.
Ty Fresh: Obviously, I ran into subway.
Think Fresh: It was, like kind of a jump scare, actually.
Ty Fresh: It was like kind of a jump scare, actually. You're like, whoa, a part of my old life.
Think Fresh: Yeah, totally.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, dude.
Think Fresh: So, I didn't go in.
Ty Fresh: So, I didn't go in.
Think Fresh: I've actually walked by that exact subway before, and I didn't want to go back in there.
Ty Fresh: I've actually worked by that exact subway before, and want there.
Think Fresh: so Yeah, like,
Ty Fresh: Yeah, like, I don't think, like, the Portofino's got the space for a subway to squeeze between, like, the Louave and the Bottega Veneta store, you know?
Think Fresh: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ty Fresh: but we like
Think Fresh: That's why we like Italy. They got their priorities straight.
Ty Fresh: Exactly.
Think Fresh: Exactly.
Ty Fresh: Like, plenty of paninis, man.
Think Fresh: Plenty of paninis.
Ty Fresh: Like, I had so many paninis.
Think Fresh: I had so many paninis. Paninis at gas stations, paninis at actual sandwich shops, paninis at the hotel lobby.
Ty Fresh: Paninis at gas stations, paninis at actual sandwich shops, paninis at the hotel lobby. Everyone's chilling paninis there, hey?
Think Fresh: Everyone's chewing paninis there. They love their paninis.
Ty Fresh: They love their paninis.
Think Fresh: um In Florence, there's that famous one.
Ty Fresh: In Florence, there's that. Yeah, yeah.
Think Fresh: yeah yeah Did you go there?
Ty Fresh: I didn't go there, but i actually, and never, okay, I've never eaten there, but there's a place three blocks away that I recommend to everybody.
Think Fresh: didn't go there, I actually, I've never eaten there, but there's a place that lost away
Ty Fresh: Everyone that's gone to MySpot, they love it.
Think Fresh: and when it's going in my spot okay nice thoughts ah I don't know if this data is like really enough for me to get convinced here, but like, is your spot just like an alternative if you don't want to wait in line at this other place?
Ty Fresh: So I think MySpot's better.
Ty Fresh: i don't know if this data is like, but like, just like alternative, think it's a pretty line of other places. I would say that the other place is the alternative of MySpot's closed, buddy.
Think Fresh: No way. They all sell all of our shit. no way and
Ty Fresh: The Buffalo Trapone is what it's called. It's a little hole in the wall, kind of Bottega style, sells some olive oils and other shit, order at the bar.
Think Fresh: the wall and okay
Ty Fresh: They only fit two people in the restaurant.
Think Fresh: they all sell all of others
Ty Fresh: ah You don't gotta pick from the scratched menu in shock.
Think Fresh: You just say you're hungry. They never bother you with stupid questions like what bread?
Ty Fresh: You just have to tell the guy to like get to work, like a proper sandwich artist.
Think Fresh: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, exactly.
Think Fresh: and they they never bother you with stupid questions like what bread
Ty Fresh: they never thought
Ty Fresh: They'll pour you up like a big-ass glass of Rosso, Vini Rosso, for like five euros.
Think Fresh: last
Think Fresh: also
Ty Fresh: They'll fill it right to the top that like you can't even pick it up without it spilling.
Think Fresh: <unk>t even pick it up no That sounds like a nice deal.
Ty Fresh: That sounds like nice deal. don't know vacation for example, yeah.
Think Fresh: And my vacation brain is like, yeah, cha-ching, tap the, where do I tap?
Ty Fresh: I mean, half the, where do I tap?
Think Fresh: Right.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Think Fresh: But in Canadian dollars, that's like $9.
Ty Fresh: But in Canadian though, it's like $9. Yeah, that's fair. But you're getting like a half liter, a mezzo litro. know.
Think Fresh: I see. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Um, I'm just used to the Italian, like tiny little wine glasses that they serve you at most little bars and whatnot.
Ty Fresh: I'm just used to the Italian like tiny little wine glasses. They serve you at most little bars and whatnot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Think Fresh: Yeah.
Ty Fresh: That's one thing that North America picked up on that I'm bummed about.
Think Fresh: That's one thing Road picked up of those.
Ty Fresh: Yeah.
Think Fresh: yeah I need be a big glass.
Ty Fresh: I need to be a clean glass. The best deal I got was it was like basically they filled up ah like a clear solo cup.
Think Fresh: The best deal I got was it was like basically they filled up a clear solo cup.
Ty Fresh: It was the dimensions of a solo cup and they filled it up with wine.
Think Fresh: It was the dimensions of a solo cup. They filled it up with wine almost to the top and they sold it in three years.
Ty Fresh: Almost to the top. And they sold it to me for three euros. Oh, that's awesome.
Think Fresh: Oh, that's awesome.
Ty Fresh: and see
Think Fresh: Where was this?
Ty Fresh: It was in Pettigliano, which is in southern Tuscany.
Think Fresh: It was in Pettigliano, which is in Southern Tuscan. Wow.
Ty Fresh: Wow.
Think Fresh: Pettigliano.
Ty Fresh: Pettigliano. Pettigliano is such a sick city, dude.
Think Fresh: Pettigliano is a type of sticks. It's like carved into it.
Ty Fresh: It's like carved into a cliff edge. And like the cliff like shoots up.
Think Fresh: and like the cliff like shoots up and then the town just extends from that kind like uh oh matera well kind of like matera too where it's like built into the cliff okay uh polignano amare yes
Ty Fresh: And then the town just extends from that. Kind of like Piemonte Amare. Is that what it's called in Puglia? I keep forgetting the name of that Oh, right. Well, kind of like Matera 2, where it's like built into the cliff.
Ty Fresh: Okay. Yeah. Juliano Amara. Juliano Amara, yes. So, Petigliano is the the interior version of that, essentially.
Think Fresh: the the gotcha there's also a polignano which is not to be confused with polignano amare
Ty Fresh: There's also a Juliano. Juliano. Juliano Amara. What? They're
Think Fresh: One is literally Polignano by the sea.
Ty Fresh: One is literally Juliano Amara. Ah, gotcha. Pretty funny.
Think Fresh: It's pretty funny. Imagine there was like a Vancouver somewhere in Alberta and it was like, we have like Vancouver by the sea, the much better one.
Ty Fresh: And then there was like a Vancouver somewhere in Alberta. And it was like, yeah, I'd like to go by the Right, right, right. The much better Yeah, there's a Los Angeles and Wyoming that no one talks about. There's Paris Insect Center.
Think Fresh: There's a Paris in Texas as well.
Ty Fresh: There you go.
Think Fresh: don't know you knew about that one.
Ty Fresh: Neither by the sea.
Think Fresh: Yeah.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Think Fresh: Yeah. Yeah. Huh? Well, I've never been to that place.
Ty Fresh: Well, I've never been to that place.
Think Fresh: i feel you have a really intrinsic knowledge of like the B sides of Italian towns.
Ty Fresh: feel like you have a really intrinsic knowledge of the B-sides of Italian towns.
Think Fresh: Like,
Ty Fresh: Like, I've only been to the Beaver Hubs, dude.
Think Fresh: I've only been to the major hubs, dude. I've only been to Milan, Florence, Rome.
Ty Fresh: I've only been to Milan. Florence, Rome, went to Puglia.
Think Fresh: I went to Puglia. Venice.
Ty Fresh: Venice.
Think Fresh: venice Venezia.
Ty Fresh: Venice, yeah.
Think Fresh: visited Bologna this time, though.
Ty Fresh: You visited Bologna this time, though.
Think Fresh: That's right.
Ty Fresh: That's right, went to Bologna.
Think Fresh: I went to Bologna. Yeah, dude. Bologna. Bologna.
Ty Fresh: Bologna. Bologna.
Think Fresh: Bologna. Which I just pieced together.
Ty Fresh: Which I just piece together.
Think Fresh: It's just a mortadella.
Ty Fresh: It's more of a day, I like that.
Think Fresh: They're Bologna. That's true.
Ty Fresh: They're Bologna. That's true, yeah.
Think Fresh: And I guess Americans saw Bologna, or a mortadella, and were like, we need to make this, but shittier.
Ty Fresh: I guess Americans call Bologna Europe. We need to make this a shitty place.
Think Fresh: Yeah.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, it's Bologna.
Think Fresh: Like, why don't they just get that, you know?
Ty Fresh: Why do they just get that, know?
Think Fresh: i don't get that part.
Ty Fresh: want get that part, but yeah, Bologna is like, they say it's the food capital of the village, which
Think Fresh: But yeah, Bologna is like, They say it's the food capital of Italy, which is a tall order.
Ty Fresh: It's tall order.
Think Fresh: Like everywhere in Italy is the capital of Italy.
Ty Fresh: Like in the capital of Italy. More or less.
Think Fresh: You know, except for Puglia, but more on that later.
Ty Fresh: Except for Puyo, but more on that later.
Think Fresh: But Bologna something going on.
Ty Fresh: But Bologna has nothing else going on despite all of their best intentions.
Think Fresh: They all destinations, so they have the capital this point.
Ty Fresh: So they have to be the food capital at this point.
Think Fresh: Well, they have the food, but they also have a bunch of college kids.
Ty Fresh: Well, they have the food, but they also have a bunch of college kids.
Think Fresh: That's true.
Ty Fresh: That's true. They got a lot of smart kids.
Think Fresh: lot of smart kids. They've got a lot there.
Ty Fresh: They got a lot of unis there. Yeah. I mean, thought it like one of the coolest cities I've ever been to.
Think Fresh: Yeah. I thought it was like one of the coolest cities I've ever been to, dude.
Ty Fresh: Yeah. It was like just so good.
Think Fresh: It was like just... so good. The food was unreal.
Ty Fresh: It was unreal.
Think Fresh: um
Ty Fresh: Yeah.
Think Fresh: I can see it getting boring after a while because like we were there for like three days and we had the same meal every day and we like loved it each time.
Ty Fresh: I can see it getting bored after a while. we were there for like two days and had the same meal every day. We loved it each time. Right, right, right.
Think Fresh: i don't know if I could handle that for more than three days, but yeah, the city was really cool.
Ty Fresh: don't know if I could do that for more than three days, but yeah, it's really cool. They have some stunning architecture, obviously.
Think Fresh: They have some stunning architecture, obviously. like
Ty Fresh: They have two twin towers, no 9-11.
Think Fresh: They have two twin towers, no 9-11. That's true.
Ty Fresh: That's true. they're still They're still standing.
Think Fresh: They're still they're still standing there for like 700 years.
Ty Fresh: And for like 700 years, their twin towers stayed there.
Think Fresh: Well, they actually nine eleven to one of them.
Ty Fresh: Well, actually 9-11 won.
Think Fresh: They cut one in half. yeah
Ty Fresh: Oh yeah. Cause it was going to fall. So it was, they performed an assisted suicide program on it.
Think Fresh: yeah
Think Fresh: yeah do you think something flew into it maybe a bird yeah probably a bird don't know feel like maybe they just built it on like marshland or some shit it's like usually the case is think some shitty tears look like a bgi yeah it was perfectly straight until about 2005 exactly um yeah i don't know but yeah bologna is super sick man um
Ty Fresh: Maybe a bird. maybe just
Ty Fresh: you I think some shitty tourists with like a DGI drone hit it. yeah for yeah to Exactly. Um, yeah, don't know.
Ty Fresh: Yeah. Polonia, Superman, um,
Think Fresh: Trying to else we did there.
Ty Fresh: I'm trying to think what else we did there.
Think Fresh: They had some like weird like TED talk happening in the main square.
Ty Fresh: They had some weird TED talk happening in the main square. This is the problem with university now.
Think Fresh: is problem with the university. They don't stop yapping people.
Ty Fresh: They don't stop yapping on theory.
Think Fresh: Yeah, everything's a think piece to them, these fucking kids.
Ty Fresh: Everything's thing. Yeah, exactly.
Think Fresh: When will they learn?
Ty Fresh: When will they learn?
Think Fresh: um But yeah, some fucking guy was just yapping on a microphone like the entire time we were there, um blocking the view of the beautiful Basilica in the center.
Ty Fresh: But yeah, some guy was just yapping on the entire time we were there blocking the view of the beautiful historic center. But whatever.
Think Fresh: um But whatever. just appreciate it.
Ty Fresh: Preacher's going to preach, am I right?
Think Fresh: Yeah, yeah.
Ty Fresh: Yeah, yeah.
Think Fresh: And that was just down the hall from the Palestine protests, which was happening in like every city, I think, we went to.
Ty Fresh: And that was just down the hall from the Palestine protest, which was happening in like every city I think we went to.
Think Fresh: Gotcha.
Ty Fresh: Gotcha. And they're like, what are they, preventing you from getting into the Muji? Yeah, they're blocking Neptune's fountain.
Think Fresh: Yeah. Yeah, they're blocking Neptune's Fountain. I gotta take a look at Neptune's Nards, dude.
Ty Fresh: I gotta take a look at Neptune's.
Think Fresh: Get out of the fucking way.
Ty Fresh: Come on. Let me look at Neptune's darts.
Think Fresh: that fuck.
Ty Fresh: Yeah. ah oh Yeah, dude.
Think Fresh: But yeah, dude.
Ty Fresh: And these cities aren't full enough, hey? Like, it's tough to get around some of them.
Think Fresh: to
Ty Fresh: If there's one thing learned about Italy this time around time,
Think Fresh: If there's one thing I learned about Italy this time around, Ty, is that Italy's filled with complainers.
Ty Fresh: is that it looks really complaining.
Think Fresh: Even the locals, right?
Ty Fresh: Even the locals are getting a little, like, complaining.
Think Fresh: No, it's mostly of the locals in my opinion. did have lot different to honest.
Ty Fresh: and They have a lot to complain about, to be honest. They have, like, all these people descending on their land, and all they want to do is buy, like, a lemon-shaped, like, lemon-painted plate, you know?
Ty Fresh: like Yeah, I don't know a single kind people.
Think Fresh: Yeah, I don't know a single Italian that owns one of those fucking plates though. Yeah, who's buying all this lemon shit?
Ty Fresh: Yeah, like, who's buying this all this lemon shit? Yeah, other one.
Think Fresh: Yeah, dude. Imagine you go into someone's house in a Malfi and they just have like, everything is lemon themed.
Ty Fresh: Imagine you go into someone's house in a multi-airly cellar. Everything is...
Think Fresh: Yeah.
Ty Fresh: Yeah. I imagine there's a few Airbnbs that are like totally leaning into that.
Think Fresh: Yeah. Yeah.
Ty Fresh: but
Think Fresh: Yeah, dude.
Ty Fresh: And that's why all the Italians are angry is their culture has been appropriated beyond nor a normal amount.
Think Fresh: I mean, that Luigi Mangione.
Ty Fresh: It's all meme now.
Think Fresh: What do you expect?
Ty Fresh: Like imagine coming from the most memed society on earth besides Ohio. Yeah.
Think Fresh: yeah du
Ty Fresh: yeah
Think Fresh: um i mean that place created louis jimmenonei what do you expect
Ty Fresh: i mean that place created And the Luigi from the Nintendo series.
Think Fresh: so we
Ty Fresh: Of course.
Think Fresh: That's right. But every single time I go to Italy, there's like a protest happening or a strike.
Ty Fresh: Uber's never working. Yeah, dude. there's like that' happening or strike
Think Fresh: And like, i don't know if you ran into any of this, but we've had like ferries canceled, trains canceled.
Ty Fresh: and like gratd this by we've had like and of course get a taxi a taxi
Think Fresh: Couldn't get a taxi because the taxi company's on strike. Fucking Uber is not working.
Ty Fresh: fucking uber is
Think Fresh: Like whatever.
Ty Fresh: never working yeah
Think Fresh: You you know what I mean? It's just like a shit show.
Ty Fresh: like i
Think Fresh: yeah Nobody wants to work anymore.
Ty Fresh: yeah dude the ten especially Especially the trains. The trains are always on strike. They're never not on strike. there's This is why they don't go subway because they're on strike.
Think Fresh: what about subway is they yeah yeah i mean maybe they should have subways ty because i don't think there's any work to be done in a subway you just have your guest create the sandwich yeah yeah exactly well eric i have literally thoughts on what like
Ty Fresh: i mean, maybe they should have on the subway because don't think there's any work to be done on that subway. just have your guests create the subway. It's the perfect job for an Italian man. Yeah, exactly.
Ty Fresh: Well, Eric, I have literally a million thoughts on what it's like to hit the deep cuts of Italy, what it's like to get married and all of the food and beverage I consumed over the last month. But we're going to have to save it for another episode.
Think Fresh: I can tell you're just itching over there.
Ty Fresh: You can tell you're just over there.
Think Fresh: You're just some ants in your pants or what?
Ty Fresh: Some ants in your pants what? Yeah, i need to go I need to go find some tortellini and brado ASAP.
Think Fresh: Yeah. Oh yeah. Nice. Okay. Fair enough. It is late.
Ty Fresh: I'm going to get my fix.
Think Fresh: It's time for time to go.
Ty Fresh: No, I'm crashing, dude. It's been such a tough time getting back with the time change.
Think Fresh: It's 4.45.
Think Fresh: and
Ty Fresh: and And all I do is ah wake up and eat croissants at home.
Think Fresh: all i do wake so
Ty Fresh: And now it's my bedtime.
Think Fresh: council with it
Ty Fresh: Okay, fair enough.
Think Fresh: okay fair enough it is late
Ty Fresh: It is late.
Think Fresh: time for time to go
Ty Fresh: It's 4.45
Think Fresh: Okay, well, Redheads, we are so back and we're not going anywhere.
Ty Fresh: Okay, well, and we are so bad. We're not going anywhere.
Think Fresh: You thought you got rid of us, but you couldn't.
Ty Fresh: Yeah.
Think Fresh: We're still here.
Ty Fresh: Unchancellable. That's right.
Think Fresh: That's right. Back from the dead is Ty and Eric.
Ty Fresh: Back from the dead.
Think Fresh: Thinkfreshpodcast.com.
Ty Fresh: Yeah. It's just in time for Halloween.
Think Fresh: Oh, yeah, baby.
Ty Fresh: What's scarier than Fresh Corn Back to Life?
Think Fresh: What's scarier than Thinkfresh coming back to life?
Ty Fresh: Nothing, Eric.
Think Fresh: Nothing. Whoa.
Ty Fresh: me
