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478 — McMuckbang
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Join Ty & Eric for lunch, as they they digest and review Drake's McDonald's meal. They discuss the flavours, presentation, and collaborative vision of Aubrey and Ronald McDonald. They also chat about the history of big cans, Kim Jong Un's teenage successor, and Think Fresh's connection to the Epstein Files.
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Transcript
New Microphone Setup & Dining While Podcasting
00:00:50
Think Fresh
Wow, Eric, this is this is quite something. We are dining like a couple of OV hoes right now. o vhose Oh, dude, this is so awesome. Now that we're hands free with our new microphone, we can literally do anything during this podcast. Yeah, that's right. um We could safely drive this car, you know, we could safely um go for a swim.
Drake's McDonald's OVO Meal Excitement
00:01:18
Think Fresh
that would be pretty cool actually um but we chose to not do and any of those things we're actually eating some uh what are we eating time we we are in a vehicle we're in the front seat of your car and we are both about to indulge in the ovo mcdonald's happy meal the what are they calling it the the the night owl after The afters meal. The afters, of course. This is the afters. It's a after work and ah Ty and I are hungry boys. Hungry boys. So this is pretty exciting because I never buy the novelty meals that these fast food establishments put out. But you know we got to support our support our boy objee.
00:01:59
Think Fresh
Yeah. So
First On-Mic Eating Experience
00:02:01
Think Fresh
we're about to dig in. This is like also one of the very few mukbang episodes. Yeah, we've never eaten on mic before. We've always got a mic in our hands.
00:02:10
Think Fresh
So now we can actually go hands-free to eat. That's right. um Let's talk a bit about what the... ah <unk>re Getting into the fries already. i should start with my poutine because it's going to get real disgusting soon. So, Brett, if you listened to lot previous episodes, we talked about what's happening with Drake's collaboration with McAdese.
00:02:30
Think Fresh
What we have in front of us is... a night sprite i have the saddest poutine of all time in front of me poutine oh my god it looks like it got like like sacked but um so yes no no surprise there's a poutine here i got mine without gravy because it wasn't it was a meat gravy so now it's literally just a box of fries with some cheese on top unmelted of
Meal Descriptions: Poutine & Night Sprite
00:02:54
Think Fresh
course they still gave me the fork though that was cool that was nice of them um what else we got here
00:03:01
Think Fresh
Sorry, did you say night spray already? Night spray, yeah. So we got, ah dude, the night spray is awesome. It's got, the the can has got the OVO owl in McDonald's yellow.
00:03:12
Think Fresh
Very cool vibe. Honestly. Kind of banging. The cup is the really only new thing here. Yeah, they didn't even bring the rest of it. yeah because like, and think about it.
00:03:25
Think Fresh
You can get a choice of McDouble, Junior Chicken, That's it. yeah with With a poutine and a night sprite, whatever the fuck that is. So poutine itself is quite typical. um It's quite Canadian as well. So I guess that's where that comes comes from. I'm thinking so.
00:03:43
Think Fresh
But we're enjoying it right now in my front seat of my car facing the a McDonald's. A real like two single guy, a bachelor meal of sorts. Yeah, this is crazy. Drake really phoned it in to just like be like, we're going to flavored Sprite and that's it.
00:04:00
Think Fresh
But it is kind of a cool neon blue. It looks like a came straight from Chernobyl. Yeah, it's like a, tastes like a melted freezy or something. Mm-hmm.
00:04:14
Think Fresh
Now, because i'm this is the first episode so where we get to really talk with they're both full food. We to take turns taking bites. Yeah. Oh, what a treat for the breadheads. Bunheads today.
00:04:28
Think Fresh
Hello bunheads. ah Anyways, because the the protein option was McDouble or Junior Chicken, they wouldn't let me sub it out for the McVeggie.
00:04:41
Think Fresh
So I got Junior Chicken, Eric got McDouble, McVeggie on the side, Eric gets a free McGang Bang. So what a lucky guy.
Nostalgia for Fast Food Prices
00:04:50
Think Fresh
That's right. Thank you, Ty, for the extra Junior Chick.
00:04:53
Think Fresh
You're welcome. This is like an all-time classic order at two in the morning for me. Like poutine, McDouble, drink chicken. I don't usually get the drink because like at that point in the night, I'm just trying to hydrate. you know what mean? I'm drinking water with electrolytes. But the night sprite is quite nice.
00:05:12
Think Fresh
I want to chug it, dude. It's got like and a melted like popsicle flavor. Mm-hmm. But um as you were ordering, you asked them about the poutine and whether it was meatless. It turns out it's not. It's got meat in it the gravy.
00:05:31
Think Fresh
And... um So you you almost got like nothing on your poutine. You almost got just cheese and fries. um But I came to the rescue, Ty. was looking out for you. I said, why doesn't he just, can he sub it out for a different sauce?
00:05:48
Think Fresh
I always forget. Like I just got like ah like a dip collection on the bench. who So we got a little spicy habanero sauce on the side. But I think she was a little worried about me because Along with my spicy habanero dip, I got seven packs of ketchup and two packs of mayo.
00:06:06
Think Fresh
That's way more ketchup and mayo than a man needs. Yeah. Who do you think gets more free food? You or the ex-customers at Matchstick? oh Good question.
00:06:17
Think Fresh
I find myself denied free food more often than obtaining it. Because you're not really eating sauces, but you are eating a free hot dog outside of Home Depot because there's some charity going ah event going on.
00:06:33
Think Fresh
And you know that I'm got the veggie wiener. Last time I was offered a free dog was when I stumbled upon a strike that was happening. We were doing the cookout instead of working. Hell yeah, dude. I thought this was fucking awesome.
00:06:46
Think Fresh
Picket lines are so funny because they're like, nice day. i want a barbecue. If I strike, if I unionize and then strike, I can have a barbecue today. Hell yeah. Pretty smart.
00:06:58
Think Fresh
Take advantage of your coworkers and your company. Mm-hmm.
Striking Culture: Camaraderie & Free Food
00:07:04
Think Fresh
Yeah, say what you will about unions. They know how to have a good time at a picket line. who You see these like more grassroots protesters on the streets and all over the world and they're organized.
00:07:18
Think Fresh
They're not that organized. They're angry. They're getting pepper sprayed. That never happens at like the teachers union's picket line. They're grilling. They're like cracking beers. They brought lawn chairs. Their job is just to chill, you know?
00:07:37
Think Fresh
I'm coming to the end of my pootsie in here Already? my god. Yeah, I'm eating it quite fast because I don't want my other food to cool down. I know, it's so cold out today. Like everything is a race against time. We're going lose them.
00:07:48
Think Fresh
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00:07:51
Think Fresh
Yeah. So this meal was $11 Canadian. And... and um It makes you wonder, like, remember back in the day when a McDouble was like $250. Yeah, that's crazy, hey? It's like, there's no way it like 5X'd in the last 10 years, right? There's no way. No, I mean, my salary didn't. I can tell you that much. Yeah, for sure. Actually, I think mine might have. Maybe, actually. I think I was making no money 10 years ago. Mm-hmm.
00:08:20
Think Fresh
I was working at a Slave-On, so oh shit there's no there's no way that I'm making less than five eggs Yeah. What that was, right? the Deli days. Yeah, it's gotten expensive. And like you did you got oh lucky because you got a free junior chicken. That's right. I paid a premium to eat this. I paid $17. Oh, shit. Because I had to order an extra burger on the side. Yeah, but you actually got a good burger. That's true. The one I want. The one you actually you wanted it the whole time.
00:08:46
Think Fresh
I want the combo, but none of the combo. This poutine says caution hot on it. I don't think that's accurate. Okay, Ty, we're moving on to let's go with the McDouble.
00:09:00
Think Fresh
You're not going to combine them? Fuck no. I mean, I know you wanted me to. That's why you got it for me. no That's why I got it for you. But fuck, that is some good content right there, but I'm not doing it. It's okay.
00:09:11
Think Fresh
Whether you do it or not, life goes on. Mm-hmm.
00:09:17
Think Fresh
I will say McDonald's has elevated the heat level in their, in like a post-Hot One society, everyone wants to be spicier. Like this is spicy for like, they're pushing boundaries right now. It's more spicy than you expect. Yeah.
00:09:36
Think Fresh
Dude, nothing beats a fucking McDouble. It's just ultimate meal. So I remember vividly
Vancouver's Industrial Shoreline History
00:09:43
Think Fresh
the last time we were at this McDonald's location, I went through the drive-through together in your Toyota Matrix.
00:09:50
Think Fresh
And as we were pulling out, I think you got a breakfast sandwich for some reason. I think it was like 7 p.m. And you got like a like i veggie like egg thing. Yeah, yeah.
00:10:01
Think Fresh
And i I think we were like both cautious about it because we knew that it was going to have meat in it by accident. They always forget to leave the ham out. I always say no ham. And what do I get? Extra ham.
00:10:13
Think Fresh
And I just remember you frisbeeing the ham through the window. That was pretty cool. I don't typically see you do stuff like that. That's pretty fun to throw food. youre like it's ah Food is supposed to stay attached to something.
00:10:30
Think Fresh
Yeah, food should never be airborne. But what if you threw like a chicken wing? It's like that's what it's supposed to do, fly. Yeah. That's what they call sunroof and ah in the Land Rover Discovery. Yeah. Bone truckcker checker. Bone checker.
00:10:43
Think Fresh
I don't get that, but I think it's funny. Did you get the bone checker extra on your car? No, I didn't. So had it how are you how are you feeling about this? Would you order this meal again?
00:10:58
Think Fresh
I would. I wonder if you could just get the Sprite. Yeah, it's notably not listed anywhere. Even the mule. Dude, I was looking at their taps, like their their list of kegs on the soda department. I didn't even see Night Sprite on there, so they must have a special keg they're tapping.
00:11:17
Think Fresh
Or wonder if it's a Sprite plus some kind of like additive. Oh, it could be a secret additive. They're doing some mixology in the back.
00:11:29
Think Fresh
Did you know that um I checked, Aubrey Graham is in the Epstein files. Really? Yeah, there's one PDF where Jeffrey Epstein had it stored in his Gmail, the entire like cast list of the 2012 thriller drama film Arbitrage. And Drake played a minor character in that movie. No way. So that's why his name's in there.
00:11:55
Think Fresh
How fun. So he just has a list of the cast? Yeah, I don't know why. Maybe he's recruiting. Maybe. Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. Well, I'm quite enjoying this because it's what I wanted to eat.
00:12:10
Think Fresh
so like It's good. So that's pretty good. I'm enjoying it too.
00:12:16
Think Fresh
Think Fresh is not in the files. And I'll tell you why. We tried to be, though. Yeah, we did try. They just didn't reply to our emails. We went to spam.
00:12:28
Think Fresh
Got deleted after 30 days. Yeah.
00:12:34
Think Fresh
It's because Think Fresh to was born after Jeffrey unalived himself. So the timelines would never have happened. We were too young for even him. That's actually insane that you put it that way. Right? We're we're a post Epstein podcast.
00:12:52
Think Fresh
Wow.
00:12:55
Think Fresh
Yeah, so Epstein unalived himself when? 2018, 2019? 19, think. nineteen i heard Excuse me, ah got extradited from prison. Right, sorry. He moved to Tel Aviv in 2019.
00:13:09
Think Fresh
Relocated. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so, and then we were born in 2020. That's right. We're a COVID baby.
00:13:20
Think Fresh
We were. As are like most podcasts. Mm-hmm. The entire medium really was kind of inventive. Yeah. Okay, I'm diving into the Junior Chicken Thai. I'm moving at a fast pace here.
00:13:33
Think Fresh
um You're still working on both of your burger and your poutine. I'm wasting too much time multitasking this. I should have done what you did and went back in and out. I like to go like one by one, you know, but you're going like all at once.
00:13:45
Think Fresh
It's a tasty flight.
00:13:50
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:13:54
Think Fresh
It's a pretty sad episode for the breadheads. It's just us like chewing and moaning. I don't watch the mukbangs online.
00:14:05
Think Fresh
What do they do during those? I don't really know. That's what I'm kind of wondering. like How do you talk to the camera if you're always chewing? I think there's usually a visual element that makes it like actually interesting to watch. So this is just like mukbang ASMR right now. Yeah. You can't see us. You just have to listen. Yeah.
00:14:22
Think Fresh
Well, I think this is great for the the lonely breadheads who are probably just eating by themselves their car as well. like They can at least put this on and, you know, pretend they're with us. One might even say, hey don't talk with your mouth full of food.
00:14:36
Think Fresh
As if we're there. Mm hmm. This actually a perfect lunchtime companion episode. No kidding. We'll i'll have to time this the launch of this for a future date at noon. Yeah,
00:14:54
Think Fresh
yeah I'm pretty happy with this. Yeah, it's quite nice.
00:15:01
Think Fresh
Ty, you know about the history of Vancouver. what What's up with ah this area here? Port Town? Port Town? i said what I think the gentrifiers call it Port Town. so I just noticed a sign up there that says Cannery Row.
00:15:15
Think Fresh
Not to dox us and which McDonald's we went to but i don't know this area of East Van is sketchy and I think we honestly lucked out with them even having this meal.
00:15:27
Think Fresh
I agree. I like when we walked in, my first reaction was, oh, they're not going to have a novelty meal here. This is like for like commuters who get the same thing every day and they're sticking to the basics. Nobody, no commuter is like, oh yeah, let me try the OVO meal.
00:15:41
Think Fresh
They're like, give me my big big Mac and a milkshake. So cannery row is a reference to how this used to all be canning companies along the water.
00:15:52
Think Fresh
Either that or a women with big cans. i'm not sure. enough I think it was the former though. um And canning companies go all the way west to the beginning of the city limits in Gastown as well. Some notable buildings in our network are in the canner. um Technically canneries.
00:16:12
Think Fresh
Oh yeah. Over into... Yeah, up to Main Street basically, right? Yeah. um
00:16:22
Think Fresh
I guess like there was a point in time when like canning goods was like the new like what what that was the AI of ah of that time period. You were like, damn, you're working canning? You must be overpaid and like not have to work that hard. and like You're really making the future.
00:16:37
Think Fresh
Yeah, that was being a canner was the kickstreamer of that time. Mm-hmm. Because canning was kind of the original food packaging of like the modern era, you know, like but pre-plastics,
00:16:51
Think Fresh
pre-cardboard poutine holder, pre-OVO cup. There's not a can in sight here. assistance
00:17:03
Think Fresh
But I think working at a cannery, I understand, was actually very hard because of the noise. The machines were so loud to make cans. Because imagine like V1 of like a factory.
00:17:16
Think Fresh
That's job is to like stamp metal and cut metal. And then just like got these like really loud machines that are just like punching metal in all directions all day. pan Bang, bang, bang. Apparently like the canneries around here, you could hear them like all the way across town. it was so loud. No way. That's why a lot of the nicer neighborhoods in Vancouver are not really near here. They're all like pretty far south.
00:17:39
Think Fresh
It's because there's so much industry happening here. It was sturdy. It was loud. It was messy. There's industry all over the oceanfront in Vancouver, hey? Like even in False Creek, like all of that was like logging and shit. Yeah, yeah. So all the people are only starting...
00:17:53
Think Fresh
in the grand scheme of things, just starting to return back to these areas. i mean, if you bought while this area was shit, you probably made a pretty penny.
European vs. North American Shorelines
00:18:03
Think Fresh
Probably did. know, as like things started moving back in, you only have to wait like 300 years for that.
00:18:09
Think Fresh
Yeah, basically it's a long-term investment. Yeah, I guess there's like no real like nice apartments or like, i don't know.
00:18:20
Think Fresh
buildings like anywhere near the waterfront here in Vancouver. like No, it's all like converted lofts and live work spaces. Exactly. yeah they're all converted. yeah Yeah, they're all converted, which is interesting. um But yeah that's not that unique to Vancouver either because like Seattle's waterfront was all business.
00:18:42
Think Fresh
who Look at like Los Angeles and Long Beach area. A lot of that is all business. Dude, the shorelines are conducting business. That's why we're podcasting here.
00:18:55
Think Fresh
There's money to be made over here. Exactly. You know what? It's like interesting how different that is from the European style of life where like the ocean, the beach is for and you're hanging out with your with your tits out.
00:19:09
Think Fresh
Yeah, totally. yeah It's like nothing else should be happening here except for eating, drinking, smoking and bathing. And rightly so. yeah But I think it's because like like the Europeans were going to the beach long before they got like boats good enough to colonize. So they're like, oh, we
Challenges of Eating Dry Poutine
00:19:24
Think Fresh
can't use...
00:19:25
Think Fresh
this shoreline for industry because this is where we suntan. You're gonna have to go somewhere else, you know? That's great point. Which is kind of cool that like leisure got to those areas before industry could. That seldom happens. I guess that kind of happens in like the mountains around Canada.
00:19:44
Think Fresh
yeah I guess so. Like we had, well, there's not not much leisure going on in the mountains. No. There's not much of anything going on, actually. No. It's just a tough place to be and and live, you know?
00:19:56
Think Fresh
Yeah, I'm no mountain man. I need my my afters meal.
00:20:03
Think Fresh
There's some kid like, don't know, in the middle of America who has like seven different OVO cups on his like ah on the shelf for display. Oh, definitely.
00:20:14
Think Fresh
Big fan. but Are you going to keep your cup? Are you going to sell your cup online? I see there are people who are putting their cups on Grailed after they use them. No, I mean, it's kind of funny.
00:20:26
Think Fresh
It's a nice cup, but don't know, there's nothing like valuable about it. I feel like you're only really trying to get it overseas to like China or Australia where maybe the afters mail never made it.
00:20:42
Think Fresh
Imagine receiving your OVO cup in the mail and it's just been crushed. Yeah, seller didn't market as gently used.
00:20:55
Think Fresh
Wow, this night sprite. I just want to like be violent now. It's making you want to hurt myself and others. It is kind of like that kind of fluid where you're like, I'm going to go. This is crazy juice.
00:21:07
Think Fresh
It looks like it's going like turn you into a super villain. Yeah, like there's no way my sperm count is gonna stay up after the drinking this, you know? Yeah, like, I obviously don't do a lot of drugs because I'm a straight shooter. But this is what I like imagine like, most drugs taste like. Like if you want to make a drug addicted, you make it this flavor.
00:21:27
Think Fresh
Oh, man.
00:21:31
Think Fresh
Do you think this will give you weird dreams tonight? Do think it's actually like NyQuil? Is that the blue coloring? Yeah, dude. And it's because and that's cause they want you to go to bed now.
00:21:42
Think Fresh
Yeah, night-night. That's the point of the meal, night-night. Night-night. Fall asleep and crash the whip the way home. Yeah. Yeah, it's actually the first drowsy beverage from McDonald's.
00:21:54
Think Fresh
That's kind of cool to like sell some downers, not just uppers. I don't dude. That drink was a bit of a downer, too. It always is, hey? Yeah. The junior chicken is never enough of anything to be something.
00:22:09
Think Fresh
The move though, and this is for my fat days, Ty, is when you would get the junior chick, but you would add the spicy Thai sauce. You know what talking about? You know little bit about spicy Thai, don't you? That's what they call me.
00:22:25
Think Fresh
That's kind of fun. When you say fat days, you mean when you were single and ordered McDonald's every night for dinner? No, it's when I worked at Slave on Foods, minimum wage, and I would eat four to five of these value-picked burgers in my car. Literally what we're doing right now.
00:22:39
Think Fresh
and bring me This brings me all the way back. I feel bad for the, um what do you call them? The youths of today? Yeah. Because they can't afford to eat McDonald's every day. It's too expensive now. But like you and i back in those deli days, like this was my, literally I would eat McDonald's almost every single day. yeah Every day I was a near one. It's amazing that we're still alive. who really is.
00:23:00
Think Fresh
like I don't have any like heart conditions or anything right now somehow. As far as we know. Oh man. It's kind of a cool McDonald's because it's got like a like a sheet metal design on the outside. It might be one of the most brutalist McDonald's like on Western Canada.
00:23:23
Think Fresh
Yeah, it's got a very, like, um industrialist aesthetic. Yeah. Like, I don't see this area being, like, having, like, so strict, like, strata rules. You know? It's like, oh, it's got to, like, pay homage to the cannery era. You know? it's like I don't see that happening.
00:23:41
Think Fresh
But I just feel like they somehow decided to do it. And it worked. Surprisingly good architecture for being in McDonald's parking lot next to a gas station. Next to a train trap. Next to a factory.
00:23:54
Think Fresh
I feel like McDonald's are always near gas stations. Kind of like how subways are always like, don't know, inside of a like Walmart. o Yeah, there's least definitely like some symbiotic relationship happening. You gotta fuel the whip and fuel you. Some brand synergy.
00:24:13
Think Fresh
Yeah. Home, Rona. Rona's got a lot of subways. What's up with that? The hard working man. Hard working men just need, a you know, the right amount of fuel. I think that must be it.
00:24:26
Think Fresh
um man well The nice thing about ordering two night after after hour night meals, whatever the fuck they're called, is that I feel like I finally had the right amount of food, you know? This is appropriate.
00:24:39
Think Fresh
I hope you're still eating. this case um Let me to explain to you my issue. Because I got my poutine raw, I got it dry, right? And it's just, it's literally just a bowl of fries with cheese curds on top.
00:24:52
Think Fresh
Cheese curds. Cheese curds. Cheese curds are on top. and Do you think it have been cheaper to just get the fries? Definitely. If I just got a regular meal. yeah um Here's the challenge, because there's no gravy, the cheese curds are no longer on top. They're all at the bottom. They fall through the fries with nothing to stick to. And now I'm just trying to scoop cheese curds up with a cardboard fork and get it in my mouth. And it's really hard because they're all crumbly and small. So the gravy was actually the glue that held it all together.
00:25:21
Think Fresh
It turns out the gravy was the glue. And you know what? There's probably glue in it. I wouldn't be surprised. I think you can use it to like patch up drywall. v Yeah, in a pinch you can like seal something.
00:25:36
Think Fresh
if you If you notice a leak somewhere in your car, you can just patch it with a gravy. I heard it's an additive. You can you can put some in your steering power steering motor.
00:25:51
Think Fresh
Lubricate it up. ah yeah Actually, right online you can put it in any single tub in under the hood. Oh, anything with the lid. You can pour it in there. It lubes what needs to go and it sticks what needs to fix. Oh baby. Yeah. The perfect, the perfect substance. Yeah.
00:26:11
Think Fresh
But that's kind of the thing with gravy, it's the only fluid where the viscosity isn't expected. You know when you drink the night spray, you know exactly the viscosity you're going to get. Spicy water.
00:26:24
Think Fresh
but With gravy it could be liquidy or it could be real thick, you know? Three C's. You know what's funny? We always talked about how after eating Subway, you always have like a really like loud cough after lots of phlegm. This is the first time the breadheads get to hear it. Yeah, hear it live. Same one. my Does that not happen to everybody?
00:26:49
Think Fresh
I get it too. That's for sure.
McDonald's Branding & Mukbang Recording
00:26:51
Think Fresh
Okay. It's just like my body just wants to reject it so badly and I'm like, stay down.
00:27:02
Think Fresh
I feel like McDonald's needs more like brand motifs. Like I'm looking around and I can see that the Golden Arches M four different times outside this McDonald's. There's four different places where they put it.
00:27:14
Think Fresh
Like do they really need to do it that many times? Oh man, you should see the inside. That's the thing. You go in there and it's everywhere too. And you're like, I know where I am. Like I didn't mix up. I didn't accidentally walk into the Donair shop next door.
00:27:29
Think Fresh
You're like walking like, wait, you don't sell vapes. thought This was a vape shop. Oh, that'd be nice. a Ty, I'm just looking at our topics. Now that we're finished eating, we can get into some meatier topics. Hotter, juicier, tastier topics. Let's go. We're pretty much at time, but we have some time for you know extra yeah sauce. let's talk it off, as they say. Yeah.
00:27:51
Think Fresh
Let's talk. You know, it's good to get your um body moving after a nice, large meal, like Brian Johnson says. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brian Johnson approves of this meal. Yeah. This this episode is sponsored by Brian Johnson, Better Health.
00:28:06
Think Fresh
Oh, God. They're all happy we're doing this. um Kim Jong-un in the news, Ty. He picked his teen daughter as his heir to the throne.
00:28:17
Think Fresh
His teen daughter is going to be the new dictator? Yeah. Cool. You don't get very many female dictators. Yeah, it's works very rare. Yeah. I don't know if she's going to take power as a teenager. That would be pretty cool. Maybe when he ah you know ends his reign either by choice or by death.
00:28:35
Think Fresh
um But I don't know anything about her. Do you know anything about her? I know nothing. I didn't even know he had kids, to be honest. Yeah. Usually dictators, like, feel like they have too big of an ego for tough kids. Exactly. no no i'm not Because your kid will kill you for the power. Whoa, yeah. Whoa. So he's passing it on rightly so. This is so funny because, like, if... I feel like this is, like, a great film plot to be, like, 16-year-old girl, your father, who's a dictator of North Korea, like...
00:29:03
Think Fresh
suddenly hands you over the keys. What do you do next? That's a good film. That's a great film. I want to see that film. Yeah, dude. Great question. I mean, it can go so many ways because we don't know anything about her.
00:29:15
Think Fresh
Either he's been teaching her evil this whole time yeah and she's able to kind of pick up where he left off. You know? So when you fill in for someone on vacation, like easy. Yeah, totally. Learn the family business. Yeah. But the other route this could go on the other side of the spectrum is like maybe she resents her father for always causing so much harm in the North Korean communities.
00:29:37
Think Fresh
You're right. She's tapped into the youth. Yeah. And just decides to kind of revert everything. That's true. North becomes South. We call ourselves South Korea now because South Korea has a better reputation globally. Yeah, we're just going take South back.
00:29:50
Think Fresh
Yeah, we're just going to. You can call your country South Korea if you think they're doing better than you. it's Great. Think about how many people would accidentally wire your country the money. Oh, shit. People would fly there by accident. Yeah. We gotta start petitioning meaning to change Canada's name to Switzerland. oh Whoa. Whoa.
00:30:07
Think Fresh
Which one? Which your one? You know, I think, I think it's gotta to be the second one because let's be real. No father teaches their kids anything.
00:30:19
Think Fresh
Like that's not the job of the dad. That's true. That's true. He's not thinking, what do I need to teach my daughter today? Also, I never realized this, but Kim Jong-un has like a chick as well.
00:30:31
Think Fresh
I guess so. like I don't know if he's a monogamous or if this is a long-term ting or what. Yeah, good question. It is implied though that he would have to have at least impregnated someone to obtain this daughter.
00:30:44
Think Fresh
i Although I'm learning from the Epstein files, you can just buy kids online. From Wayfair apparently. Upside's still up. You can go there today. Prime delivery event will just pull up and huck a kid out. Usually kids are getting in though, but now they're jumping out. yeah Crazy. Yeah.
00:31:02
Think Fresh
Holy shit. um Yeah, this is pretty crazy. But you know, it's also kind of a funny thought. It's like nobody can tell this guy what to do. You know, like you have like military, you got like um like gangsters, supposedly, like really tough guys in the streets.
Kim Jong-un's Successor: Implications?
00:31:20
Think Fresh
um You got, you know, other politicians, other world leaders. Nobody can tell kim Jong-un to do anything except for maybe his princess. You know what His little teen daughter who's like probably got him by the ah heartstrings, you know? My baby girl. Yeah. He's ah yeah he's just the girl dad at the end of the day. And he'll fold whenever she wants, ah you know,
00:31:42
Think Fresh
If you if she asks you to nuke Canada, he'll do it for his baby girl. this newke after me ah yeah Can I have a submarine? yeah Exactly. So kind of interesting. Yeah, that's true. Because when your entire existence is just defined by like, what do you feel like doing with all power? hmm. Then it's like, well, that's kind of fun, right? So what what what ah I want to make the world better for my daughter? So I want her the world to be shaped around her needs.
00:32:10
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. That's a good dad move. That's a great dad move. Father of the year over there. Father of the year, yeah. Wow. Name one father who's given their kid more than, you know, Mr. Kim. Yeah, I was harping on at the beginning, but then I realized, like, to give her all that power is, like, that's a great inheritance. Incredibly good.
00:32:30
Think Fresh
Yeah. He's clearly a Kanye fan, too, because he listened to the lyrics, no one man should have all that power. yeah took that literally. He's like, he didn't say woman. It's true, and yay brought his daughter on stage. That's right. clear clear progression here. Hand over the mic, hand over the keys to the country. What if Kim Jong-un was like, actually, I want Northwest to take over. you you can be my heir.
00:32:52
Think Fresh
That's actually kind of cool. I kind of want Northwest to be my heir. Yeah, yeah. I'll leave it all to North. You can put it air in your will. There's nothing stopping you. There's stopping you, actually. More people should, yeah, defy their, like, family
Urban Life & Fast Food Culture Observations
00:33:04
Think Fresh
and family.
00:33:04
Think Fresh
hand it Hand it over to arbitrary people. That's a really funny bit if it wasn't so important. I mean, you could give them something meaningless to you, like like a labubu, for example. It's like, I'm going to send my labubu to Jacob Balorty.
00:33:20
Think Fresh
You can have it. Dude, do you should give your you should get get the will back up, put a clause in that all the labubus go to someone funny. Yeah.
00:33:31
Think Fresh
I mean, I might last longer than them, so I got to update it it. Depends how long they stay in the stay in the box. Oh, all my Lububus are boxed up. they're No, they're on the keychain already. Oh, good.
00:33:43
Think Fresh
You're not interested in preserving them for resale value in a decade. Like they're going to be worth anything. They're going be worth absolutely zero it in like a year. Yeah. yeah Worthless now. That's right.
00:33:54
Think Fresh
I think this guy's going to try to deliver us some food. We almost got free food, yeah. Aw, too bad. i guess you are parked in the like the quick pickup.
00:34:05
Think Fresh
Yeah. That's okay. We'll take it, I guess. Do you want another junior chicken? This guy?
00:34:14
Think Fresh
Oh, yeah, this guy's totally lying to get a burger. A dude just like walked up out of nowhere and then took the burger bag out of the McDonald's employee's hands. And they're both laughing, like, ha-ha.
00:34:26
Think Fresh
They're just kiki-ing over some afters meal. Yeah, totally. That guy's got it right. He's eating the afters meal and filling up his car. That is the move. Dude, leaving your door open, do your driver's side door open in this neighborhood is insane. And walking to the McDonald's.
00:34:42
Think Fresh
Yeah, it couldn't be me. I didn't even want to leave my car out of sight when we went indoors. Yeah, I know. I was looking at my car the whole time. if We were in there. i don't know if you could tell One eye on the menu, one eye on the whip. Yeah.
00:34:53
Think Fresh
That's nice G-Wagon. Yeah. Surprisingly good for this neighborhood. Yeah.
Episode Wrap-Up & 'McNap' Suggestion
00:34:58
Think Fresh
Well, this was a great dinner. I think it's time for us to go home and have a McNap. Sleep this off. Yeah. should The real afters is the McNap you have. Yeah, totally.
00:35:11
Think Fresh
Okay. Well, Breadheads, it's been fun. Hope you enjoyed the ride. Yeah. And our live review of the afters meal. 10 out of 10. Thanks for chewing with us. Thank you. Bye. Ciao.