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Ty & Eric embody a journalist mindset as they discuss Fogle's upcoming release, crumby situations at 30,000 feet, whether it's weird for 3 guys to drink bellinis together, how Clav got away with dropping the N-word, celebrating St. Patty's Day Month, ordering non-binary beverages, Aliens.gov, ABC aborting the Bachelorette's mormon housewife season, and 'Pint-Priming' your wife before a night out with the boys.
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Transcript
Introductions and 'Chad' Hierarchy
00:00:50
Think Fresh
We're getting right into it, eh? Mate, buenas noches. Buenas noches. Gracias. Gracias to ya, Eric. It's me, your host, ty ah We know. This is my co-host, Eric. I'm introducing you because everyone needs to know that you're also the number three chat in the game. Number three, Chad? That's what I told you before this call started. I haven't changed the numbers yet. You think you went up a ranking after half a Guinness?
00:01:20
Think Fresh
Well, you're still putting me in the podium, which I appreciate. But can you just remind me who's number one and two? Well, number one is Clav, obviously. Still? Even after the brutal frame hogging?
00:01:30
Think Fresh
I think he's like ah pulling the most tail. oh And what's the point of Lux Maxing otherwise? Yeah. Yeah, no, honestly, it's true. He's still occupying kind of more of the conversation. Yeah, yeah. You know?
00:01:44
Think Fresh
yeah I saw a video of him today saying the N-word and to a black guy, and there was no reaction from him. So that's that's just more proof to how like smooth he is. Yeah, dude. You can't cancel this guy. he No.
00:01:55
Think Fresh
That's crazy. He's mogged the whole zeitgeist.
Tourette's Incident and Social Perceptions
00:02:00
Think Fresh
He's influenced Maxine. Just like the dude from the ah the BAFTAs that you hear about this. Oh, is this the the guy that screamed the N word from the back of the audience? Yeah, he has Tourette's tie. Don't laugh. Okay, or you laughed.
00:02:15
Think Fresh
Okay, now we're both laughing. Yeah, wait, he just like, I don't know, he bombed, bombed, kind of bombed, curse bombed, F bombed. Yeah. nbba N bombed. N bombed. Staples center. Yeah, not the N word as ah Trump likes to say. Yeah.
00:02:32
Think Fresh
um But yeah, he I don't even i don't really know fully the story, but I think this guy has some form of Tourette's where you just shout racist stuff, I guess. I don't know. Is that even true? Like if you're if you have Tourette's like you're not shouting racist shit like that was like implanted in you at some point. Right. Like that belief system, you know.
St. Patrick's Day and Drinking Culture
00:02:53
Think Fresh
At the end of the day, all I know is I don't understand Tourette's. I just feel like surely they know better, but like we all have compulsions. you know some That's true. It's whether or not we can ah fight those demons. Right, right, right.
00:03:09
Think Fresh
Are stronger than your demons, Eric? I think so. My demons in this pint glass right now. I was going to say, you know, there's demons in this dark liquor. Dark liquor and we're talking about Guinness. Happy St. Patrick's week. Happy belated. Dude, I do St. Patrick's month. It's the only way to celebrate. Wow. So the month of March is just St. Patrick's March. yeah You got say it like some birthday bimbo. It's St. Patrick's month. Oh, are we getting tipsy? Giggly tipsy or what? Giggly tipsy. We're blacking out in this black liquor. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Eric blessed me with a big girthy tall can of strut stout. Yeah. Which he poured into a Guinness branded glass, which is a really classy move.
00:03:55
Think Fresh
Yeah, you're welcome. I mean, I always think about every touch point when ah when I have Ty visiting me. you As you should. Yeah, I got to make sure that whenever he's putting the big black thing to his lips, that it's thoughtful.
00:04:07
Think Fresh
You don't want to ruin that experience because ah they say once you go black, you never go back. But that really comes down to the lip contact sensation. Yeah,
00:04:18
Think Fresh
um yeah and then filling your mouth with that cream obviously ty guinness is one of my favorite beers i gotta say uh i only learned like last week that it's like four percent did you know that yes it says it on the can of course it says i'm not an idiot but who looks at the can i think it's like i always get tipsy off it because i'm always dummy in three or four of these things you're always like having an empty stomach too Exactly.
00:04:44
Think Fresh
So it's sort a pretty smart move by the Guinness family of ah of of Ireland to make that happen for us so that we can have more.
Cactus Club Outing and Drink Debate
00:04:53
Think Fresh
I actually, i do you like, uh, do any, like, uh, no, don't do any, any, anything. Yeah.
00:05:03
Think Fresh
What was I going to say? There's like ah predictive programming kind of stuff where you're like, priming. Do you ever do beer priming with your SO? Do you ever tell Bay when you're going to... I was thinking with this on St. Paddy's Day.
00:05:16
Think Fresh
I get beer blocked by my SO. That's the worst. I hate being. I don't get primed or anything from her. she I ask her if she wants to go for a beer and she says no. So here I am with you now. you know So my priming is kind of the similar to you getting beer blocked. Okay. Which is like if I'm going out for beers with the boys or other, i always like over quote.
00:05:39
Think Fresh
I overestimate what I'm going to drink and when I'm going to be home. You're like, guys, I'm going to crush 10 beers today and I'm coming home at 5 Yes, and you tell that to the WAG, the wives and the girlfriends. Gotcha. They say on the streets. Uh-huh. either, I'm having 12 beers tonight. 12. If I don't reply, don't send help. yeah And I'm not coming home until 2. Okay.
00:06:00
Think Fresh
And then she says, she throws a fist. She says, no. No, you're not. Be home earlier. And you're like no. I'm coming home at 2. And I'm drinking 12 beers. Okay. years I see what you're doing here. You're getting her primed and ready so that when inevitably inevitably you have 11 beers and come home at 1.30, she's like thrilled. Exactly. You show up at midnight with only seven beers, you're a saint. Wow. You couldn't be a better man. Wow. You really care about me and this family, don't you? Exactly. You ride or die for my family. Yeah. So that's beer priming and every guy should be doing it. We're all doing it wrong. Every guy always tries to slip in with a lower number. They're like, I'll be home early. It's just one or two drinks. You're lying. Initially when you said beer primed, I thought it was kind of like a primer.
00:06:47
Think Fresh
by having like a light beer like a guinness and then moving into the heavier stuff like ipas like priming your gut almost right right uh some people we should get into gut priming actually in a minute but i really should have referred this as pint priming that's a better alliteration you're forgiven thank you uh optimus prime over here
00:07:10
Think Fresh
I was thinking about my lean gut and how it's going to become a baleen gut this weekend. Oh. Because you and I have a Cactus Club date arranged. That's right. Saturday night. We should make a reservation. We probably should. It's Saturday. Yeah. Night. We're not going to dox the location case there's any breadheads out there. Make sure to tell Bay you're having 12 baleenies.
00:07:31
Think Fresh
Yeah, that's right. Just in case you do. Yeah. We got to think about logistically tie, how we're going to pull this off because three of us are going front of the pod. Pat will be here. It's a long time, long time guest.
00:07:44
Think Fresh
three time club. um We all live in very different areas. And so one of us is gonna have to like pay a lot of money to get home. You're right. So how do we work this out? I think we need to draw ah three lines between all of our houses and then figure out if there's a cactus club in the middle of that triangle.
00:08:03
Think Fresh
Oh, okay. I see. Yeah. Triangulate the cactus club. I guess so. There's like Bermuda's triangle and this is Bellini's triangle. Now we're talking. yeah Now we're talking. Yeah, dude, we're going to get lost in the Bellini triangle this weekend. Dude, i'm I'm torn though because I don't know if i want a Bellini or a Fugly.
00:08:21
Think Fresh
Oh, the Fuglies are pretty good. You can go do both, dude. You got two hands. That's right. Maybe start with the beer. Go into the Fugly and then end on the Bellini. Kind of a smooth gradient. Yeah, dude. And like, honestly, I can only handle a Bellini pretty slow because you know why? eat the ice, man. Like I get brain freeze from that. I need something a little bit more lukewarm to go back and forth between. Yeah.
00:08:44
Think Fresh
And like truffle fries, that's too hot. That's not good for my my gums to hot, cold, hot, cold like that. Yeah, you don't want to do too much like you know hot cold therapy on the mouth. It's going to hurt. um But I always wonder, like what do you think um girls think when they see a table with three guys all drinking bellinis?
00:09:04
Think Fresh
i think they're Gossiping.
Infamous Prisoners and Conspiracy Theories
00:09:05
Think Fresh
Honestly, if I was a woman and I saw that, I would think they're peacocking. They're trying to draw me in. performative blini maxing literally performative sipping exactly you get it okay wouldn't you have just assume that you're like oh the whole the whole boy all the whole table got bellinis the whole round with the red with the red on it it's yeah i mean i don't know if it's appropriate to be honest it's inappropriate by all counts you know mm-hmm It could also be viewed as like, oh, these are three married men who who are just like, they need a night away from the wags, you know? yeah
00:09:41
Think Fresh
And ah they're just there having a good time, just the fellas, you know, not getting into any trouble. They'll be home at eight o'clock, just in time for dinner. but they quoted nine. you Dude, if I'm a she in the bar, if I'm a he, if I'm a they, it doesn't matter. I walk by that table. I want to ask a few questions. yeah I know that what's happening there is illegal in a few states. Like I can't be allowed. Definitely. Something illegal is going on. It's a whole lot of red. That's right.
00:10:11
Think Fresh
I heard someone refer to ah a Manhattan, like you know the drink? I'm familiar. As a them-hatten. And I feel like it'd be fun for you to try to order at Kairos Club. They would like that, the them-hatten.
00:10:22
Think Fresh
It would be fun. It's great to have a non but non-binary beverage. We want to be inclusive, you know? Yeah. ah Guinness. Guinness. Guinnesses?
00:10:36
Think Fresh
beginner now dinner you know like we're not calling them actresses anymore they're actors oh everyone's an actor whenla is a guinness like i don't know two post weinstein oh okay not keeping track damn did you see that recent quote from harvey weinstein who's currently rotting in prison he was like it's i hate it here or something it's like no shit you fucking dumbass Damn. Wait, Harvey Weinstein doesn't like prison? That's crazy. No, really? Wow. What an insightful quote.
00:11:08
Think Fresh
Good thing the you know he was never in front of the camera, right? Nothing good to say that fucking He always came from behind. Oh, yeah. Oh, geez. Yeah. um Yeah, so he's he's not loving it. and Wait, is he in Rikers? Everyone goes to Rikers. All the cool kids go to Rikers.
00:11:24
Think Fresh
Probably, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. I don't know where he's located. Dude, he's like, gets to hang with Diddy all day. he' used to hang out with like, I don't know, Epstein's like circle.
00:11:37
Think Fresh
Yeah. It's pretty. Is that where Epstein killed himself? Allegedly? I don't know, actually. We should have this memorized as podcasters. I know. I was i was just trying to remember where Fogel went as well, but ah kind of a crazy thing to mention.
00:11:51
Think Fresh
He's like free in two years. That's crazy. That's crazy. Two years? Yeah. I don't know if you want to like look it up. 730 days? yes pretty much whoa takes a sip yeah dude that's a lot to sip on yeah like i think you got like 13 years or something right and um or no 15 and i think the minimum sentence is 13 or whatever um on good behavior you could be out 12 you know that's crazy because when we started this cheeky little podcast like that was five six years ago now crazy um
00:12:28
Think Fresh
crazy This podcast would be in grade two. This podcast would be on Fogel and Epstein's list. oh Redacted, of course. yeah ah And when like we did that, I was like, oh, this guy is serving so much time.
00:12:43
Think Fresh
Like this podcast and Jared Fogel will never overlap. Eric, there's two two years away. You know what that means? Yeah. He could actually be a guest.
00:12:54
Think Fresh
Oh my God. Like it might actually time out. I wonder what he's thinking about. Cause like... like what kind of mental gymnastics do you have to go through as like someone as twisted as Fogel, you know what mean? To come out of prison and like, are you going start Googling yourself?
00:13:12
Think Fresh
You know, like, are you going look into like what's Subway been up to in the last 13 years? yeah You're checking your ex out. Yeah. Checking out Subway's Instagram. Yeah. It's like whenever you leave a job, you kind of want to know like,
00:13:24
Think Fresh
what is my old employer doing now? It's like, are they posting on LinkedIn? or Are they better off without me? Yeah, exactly. You always want to do better than your ex, you know? Honestly, Subway's track record is not necessarily better post Fogel. That's the weird No, yeah.
00:13:38
Think Fresh
I mean, life after prison is going really tough for a monster like him, but I don't know. Subway is clearly not succeeding either, so it be a toss-up. Two monsters in their own right.
00:13:49
Think Fresh
Exactly. That's crazy. Two years, dude. Do you think he's thinking fresh in prison? like Do you think he knows? Yeah. Who knows what? About us. We didn't. Oh, interesting. Surely they get like some 30 minutes of internet access to ah ah month. I don't know how prison works. Dude, what if he just downloaded all of our episodes yeah and is like just going through them all every night in prison?
00:14:16
Think Fresh
What else is he going to do? Yeah. So Fogel, if you're listening, thank you, I guess. Thanks for all the memories. Thanks for the material. Yeah. Like if you're so if you're that bored, like he's probably watched every episode of Joe Rogan.
00:14:28
Think Fresh
You know, he's like finished Dax Shepard already, too. I want to know what's on the ah contraband list at ah Rikers Netflix, the shared Rikers Netflix account. you think they have Orange is the New Black? Do think they have Prison Break?
00:14:42
Think Fresh
Yeah, probably. That's crazy. The number one show is Prison Break for sure. That's really funny. four Well, ah i I don't want to speak on behalf of you, Eric, but once he served his time, I feel like we should offer him a slot on the show. I think we should invite him on. We'll reach out.
00:15:04
Think Fresh
um I think we should hear his side. That's right. We're at an equal opportunity pod and we don't, you know, we don't like to make conclusions. You're right. I should have said we should we want to hear they's side. Oh, right. Sorry. um Yeah, I don't know. I mean, we should think about that. We should have a business meeting and sit down and talk about whether platforming this known convicted felon is actually... It's not even allegedly. No, convicted. Like, he did it.
00:15:31
Think Fresh
Like, it's, like, caught, you know, red-handed. Yeah. Marinara all over those fingers. Exactly. So... easy You can't wipe the marinara off that easily. like The stank is there. But he also like he served his time. right And this is this weird part about convicted felony. And like I'm not defending him. I'm more just ah a critique of the system. It's like, you do something bad, the purpose of serving time is to...
00:16:00
Think Fresh
Make up for the bad thing. So when you leave prison, it should be kind of a wash. It's like, yeah, you are addicted to child porn, but yo, you spent 13 of your life like in cold turkey. Yeah. with coter Maybe he kicked, kicked the habit.
00:16:18
Think Fresh
We can only assume he's into dudes. Now that dude's pounding him from behind in prison. ah I mean, maybe actually, you know, dude, what if they scared him straight?
00:16:29
Think Fresh
Whoa. I think so. je's coming out of there with some new kinks. Yeah. Whoa. So it's like, is he is he cool? is he Are we cool with him now? linked your like It's like, okay, you you did the bad thing. You did the your time.
00:16:45
Think Fresh
Are you bad guy? He did the damn thing. Yeah. I don't know, it' Ty. i think I think it's got a... It matters what your sentence is. you know like If you do something stupid, like let's say you get busted for downloading music.
00:17:03
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude. You're busted for downloading music illegally. You're on LimeWire. You know what mean? Downloading some Timbaland, some some early Drake, and the police knocking on your puts you away for three years.
00:17:18
Think Fresh
Everyone's going to be like, oh, free that guy. you know like He didn't do nothing wrong. Free the guys. right Three years is way too much for such a stupid little crime. Let the dogs out. Exactly. But I think if you do anything...
00:17:31
Think Fresh
even remotely related to children, like I don't think any sentence is enough to where you come out and people are like okay with you. i mean, I might be speaking the obvious here, but. That's a strong stance that I think a lot of people would get behind, myself included. So like, do you think Ghislaine is gonna get a i like a a soft sentence?
00:17:56
Think Fresh
um Do I think, I think she might. you know, suffer the same fate as her co-conspirator. I kind of think so too. It's just a matter of time. Yeah. Whether it's in prison or not.
00:18:09
Think Fresh
Well, she's probably in Israel right now. Let's be real. Living it up with Jeffrey himself. It's true. They're both hanging out there. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. It's crazy that that might actually be a true statement.
00:18:21
Think Fresh
Well, okay, we've learned like over last few months that all conspiracies are actually true. It's honestly hard to fathom that they were right all along. And like, I'm sorry I shat on so many conspiracies, but also i was and i was an ally of the 9-11 conspirators. I knew that was an inside job.
00:18:41
Think Fresh
Well, it wasn't an inside job. It was an Israeli job. That's different maybe. How? actually you're right it's the same thing okay to me if it's on that side of the world they're all safe um fair enough that's a pretty funny take actually so it came from over there you know what mean um truly the other yeah but i think it's like pretty common knowledge now like most conspiracies are are true you know like the jfk assassination was obviously done by the cia like you can't prove me otherwise
00:19:13
Think Fresh
Yeah, they're going on straight out saying it now, dude. yeah people Politicians are going on podcasts like this one and they're talking about it like it's obvious common knowledge that JFK was killed by the CIA. Yeah, well in their world it is common knowledge and then then they're forgetting that they're in public. I guess that's what happens when you have to hold a secret for a long time. Yeah. You start to forget what's ah confidential. Yeah.
00:19:37
Think Fresh
Did you see that um the US s government ah bought the domains for aliens.gov? Yeah, yeah. It's all a distraction from the
Travel Misunderstandings and Humorous Flights
00:19:44
Think Fresh
Epstein files, obviously. You think so? And Iran? Which is like one good thing to come out of the Epstein files is that Trump, because he'll do anything to make them go away, he will tell us all of the secrets the that society has wanted to know. Yeah.
00:19:58
Think Fresh
Like what? Like UFOs. Oh, okay. We're gonna get we're finally going to get some intel there. Yeah, hopefully. Or maybe they're going to have like a sick splash page. And it's going to just be like a I don't know, like a careers website for the extraterrestrial space force.
00:20:15
Think Fresh
It's going to like nuke Neptune. Yeah, dude. i Like... Aliens.gov is probably just going to like redirect to like the official ice webpage. Yeah. The whole time it was just illegal aliens. It was just about illegal. We're just going to share their names. Yeah.
00:20:32
Think Fresh
Do you think Mexicans are more interested in aliens and Americans? Because of their mutual labeling? No, because, ah I don't know, maybe it's like a trap set up by the US government. Like, if ah you go to that website, it's enough reason to, like, check you out. You know, it's like, are you a level one or two threat?
00:20:52
Think Fresh
Oh, that's a funny take. I was going to say, dude, like, I think you're mixing up Mexico with New Mexico. Oh, okay. That's where the aliens are. Oh, right, right, right. That's crazy that there's aliens in both Mexicos, actually. I wonder if anyone's made that joke. before I think this is a first.
00:21:09
Think Fresh
I was in Mexico for a week last week. Hell yeah, dude. I don't know what hell yeah is at hell hell is. It's like my God. Oh, my God. ah Yeah, I don't speak lick of Spanish, clearly. but i can Do you go there like once a year? How do you not know any Spanish?
00:21:30
Think Fresh
Well, I'm too busy licking the salt rooms of the margs, babe. Do you mind if a little white boy starts speaking little Spanish tonight? No, I'm actually... No hablas. It's funny because every time I go to Mexico, which is about once a year for a week because my family hangs out in Oaxaca.
00:21:47
Think Fresh
and have I have residency down there. Big tequila place. Big mezcal, actually. Right. Sorry. Sorry. Don't get it twisted now. um So you'd think I'd pick it up, but the problem is like I go to Mexico and then I find myself six months later every year in Italy. Getting questioned by the police. Yes. Or like a Portuguese speaking nation. And then I get them mixed up. Right. Kind of the same romance language, Spanish and Italian. So I don't know. I get it. It's tough. It's tough for you guys like me.
00:22:20
Think Fresh
You know what? After your wedding in Italy, i was in London and like I was just so Italy pilled for like a few days after Italy that the like every hostess would be like, oh, are you all good there, love.
00:22:34
Think Fresh
And I'd just be like, see, just out of habit. And just everyone would be like, what the fuck? Why you why are you saying C, bro? Say yes. This is fucking England. England, bro. 100%. Like, the minute I land in Mexico, I go through passport security. They say, see ya. I say, ciao. It's like, land in foreign place. Speak the first foreign language that comes to mind. That is yeah the North American way. Yeah. Anytime anyone asks me how to say like hello in Croatian or bye in Croatian, I say ciao, which is true. Technically. And everyone's always like disappointed. They're like, oh, never mind.
00:23:09
Think Fresh
Honestly, ah that's on them. They should have asked you for a more complicated sentence. Yeah, seriously, guys. Ciao is like, it's like the same as like flipping someone off. It's universal. you know How do you say split the G in Croatian?
00:23:21
Think Fresh
Dude, I have no idea. Split, that's a town. That's a city. Second, so how do you say third biggest city. So how do you say that city's name in the Croatian tongue?
00:23:32
Think Fresh
Split. And then how do say the? ah There's no really word for the. Okay. The. Or like a? Split the. you can split You can say split that G. Okay.
00:23:45
Think Fresh
Onai. bo It's that. Okay. Onai. then G would probably just be g. Okay. So it's split on a go. Exactly. Hell yeah. There you go.
00:23:56
Think Fresh
Dude, we talk, we talk in all sorts of foreign languages right now. This is crazy. This shit crazy. We got a round trip this back to Mexico right now. Let's take another round trip, please. And actually while we're on the plane, that's honestly the highlight of the entire Mexico trip, obviously because West jet, uh, you mean the, wait, the low light.
00:24:15
Think Fresh
Because WestJet, notoriously bad. Yes, of course. Sarcasm. oh okay we go yeah ah This is why you're the number three chat because you're all brawn no brain.
00:24:28
Think Fresh
ah Thank you. You're welcome. ah So anyways, I'm on West Chat, row 30 in the pleb zone, the back of the plains, the words. Near the shitter. Literally the pits because it's like a pit toilet back there. Right. um Usually you get the lay flat, but not the good one. yeah The lay flat meaning you lay across the back row. Exactly. You have to get up because the stewardess needs the seat for takeoff and landing. Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:54
Think Fresh
So then, you know, when you're you're you could be anywhere. you could be on a plane. You could be in public. You could be at a library. We don't go there, but maybe like other places we do go. We recorded there a couple of times. That's true. yes And then you get the whiff.
00:25:08
Think Fresh
Oh no. Yeah. The whiff. No, it's, this isn't, we're talking about different whiffs. said you were by the shitter. That's true. That's true. That's a different whiff. The whiff I'm talking about is that scent of herbs and cheese bread. Oh, Oh no, what? just like is that Is that a six inch in my vicinity?
00:25:36
Think Fresh
Like a dog. Dude, the fact that these mics are so portable now it's dangerous. I'm going to like rip one. but So wait, you're telling me someone brought a six inch on board.
00:25:48
Think Fresh
There was a footie on the flight. Oh, no. Yeah, dude. Uh-oh. Confiscated object. They didn't check that, yeah. ah But it's so funny whenever you pick it up because you're like, is it? No. No way. No way.
00:26:01
Think Fresh
Yes, it was. And then I pinpointed it to a girl three rows in front of me. Wow. And I knew who had it because about half hour after the whiff,
00:26:13
Think Fresh
we ah Me and Bay, we overhear this conversation happening three rows up. So this girl, the subway enjoyer. you heard a belch? ah Not quite. Did that not play?
00:26:30
Think Fresh
everything Oh, it plays so annoying. ah Okay. So she's sitting middle seat. Bummer. Clearly bought the like the worst ticket because she is also not sit seated next to her man's who's one row up and over on window.
00:26:46
Think Fresh
So they have like a diagonal through line that they can kind of hold hands through. You know that move the worst like. Yeah, it's like it's one thing to go economy, but then when you're like not even seated with your SO, it's pretty funny. that i always find that move funny. It's like you got to be down bad.
00:27:01
Think Fresh
I've been there. i know that life. I don't want to go back to it. Dude, the move is you both get aisle seats still next to each other, but you both can just get up anytime you want. That's a good point.
00:27:13
Think Fresh
I'm a strong advocate for not sitting with your SO. Yeah. You like to, you like the separation. Yeah. And you can kind of like debrief after the flight. Like how was the flight for you? you know, you talk about it and yeah. But then you're just like rubbing shoulders with some fat day old dude, you know? Yeah, that's true. It's like, I just want like a bony female that I'm familiar with next to me so that I don't like, I can take up as much space as I want. She wants that as well. Yeah,
00:27:39
Think Fresh
So, okay, you found that you tracked down the culprit. Yeah, found the footlong. yeah You sniffed it out like a bomb sniffing dog. ah And then the craziest exchange happens.
00:27:52
Think Fresh
The girl I overhear, she says to her, her partner, do you want a cookie? Which is so funny because like, why did they buy cookies?
00:28:05
Think Fresh
Like there's so many cookies on literally the stewardess is like pretzel or cookie pretzel or cookie. Does any there's they're throwing cookies to anyone who wants them. Ty, you and I both know that nothing comes close to a subway cookie.
00:28:19
Think Fresh
Do you think it was a footlong cookie? Could have been maybe actually because I didn't hear his response. I'm assuming it was yes because she says, okay, I got that. She says, oh, oh, it's really crumbly or like soft.
00:28:35
Think Fresh
Definitely a footlong. Really soft cookie. Yeah. It's like. You need a fork and knife? Maybe. Oh, shit. So then. Get the bib out. And then I hear her say.
00:28:47
Think Fresh
ah Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
00:28:51
Think Fresh
And then I like look through the crack. And she the cook she picked up the cookie. It immediately broke out of her hands. It went all over the so the lap of the guy next to him. Oh, like no Yeah, not even like someone she knows. was a complete stranger just got cookied all over his lap.
00:29:09
Think Fresh
Wow. Yeah, dude. Shameful. Pretty funny situation. And you clocked all of this because you're standing in the row next to her, right? You're standing in the aisle. Yeah, you know I'm like leaning up over the seat. I'm like, I can't miss this. Oh, no.
00:29:23
Think Fresh
I think it's enough for him to open the emergency exit. I think so at that point, yeah. Like, stewardess, please. Wow. So, okay. i i don't know I don't think it was a full-on cookie then because the full-on cookie, thankfully, comes in a tray. They dump that through. Yeah.
00:29:40
Think Fresh
So, like, I don't think that would have fallen apart into someone's lap unless she really biffed it and, like, dropped the whole thing. So she probably picked up the white chocolate macadamia cookie with two fingers. That's the gooeyest one. It's the gooeyest one. We all know. Mm-hmm.
00:29:56
Think Fresh
And the thing just kind of folded in half and fell and like on the floor. The problem is those nuts don't create any cohesion with the rest of the cookie. They don't bind. It doesn't bind. You get like two, three nuts in a row.
00:30:09
Think Fresh
That shit's breaking. That is a weak point in the design. It is. It's like the structural integrity of the cookie. Yeah, dude. It's like ah an earthquake line or a ah fault is a fault line in the cookie. That's right.
00:30:21
Think Fresh
Two, what's it called? Tectonic plates merging. you know I mean? Exactly. And they're merging with this guy's. Slap. Area. yeah So if you got a cookie on a plane, how you react to that? Are you peeved? Are you, you're, it's kind of like, it's your cookie now.
00:30:41
Think Fresh
Like at that point. I'm eating it for sure. Like they're not, it'd be crazy to ask for it back. I'm telling her to pick it up with her mouth. Hey. Yeah. First you want her cookie, then you want... Jeez. Then we're going to the bathroom. We're already in row 37B. Let's keep this thing going. I don't know, Ty. You sound like a Mr. Worldwide lyric. Mr. Worldwide be like, I've been in row 37 looking for some pussy. Ha ha ha!
00:31:15
Think Fresh
Honestly, I wouldn't put it past Pitbull at this point. Pitbull's 15th album sounds crazy.
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00:31:21
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um
00:31:25
Think Fresh
hu Cut the recording there, Jamie. Thanks, Jamie. ah How am I reacting? I don't know, Ty. What the fuck do you want me to say? I don't know, man. I don't know. I i can't empathize with these people either. Are we being silly or not? I don't know. um Yeah, that sucks.
00:31:41
Think Fresh
yeah I would have probably traded with the dude. Like to begin the flight. You know what mean? Like I'm not going to entertain this like hand holding through a seat crack. Yeah, dude. I want to, I want no part of that separate me. I'll take the, I'll take his seat. You can hang with me. Exactly. I don't want him looking back being like, how you doing? How you doing, sweetie?
00:31:59
Think Fresh
Everything okay? Nasty. And then he reclines his seat all the way back. Like fuck out of here. You know what I mean? I'm kicking that shit. They're really closing in on you and it's not even like, you don't even get any of the polyamorous benefits. Yeah, yeah, Have you seen that clip where like some guys like,
00:32:13
Think Fresh
Four seconds. It took you four seconds to piss me off. What? On an airplane? No, i don't know where it is. It's like in public somewhere. But that's kind of what I would react with, I think.
00:32:26
Think Fresh
Damn, that guy's got a a good internal clock. He's using the Pomodoro method. That means tomato. That's tomato in Italian, Ty. You know all about Italian. Is that Croatian too?
00:32:38
Think Fresh
No, it's Italian. No, okay. It's not Spanish. It might be Spanish. It's close. It's close, Ty. Tomate? Paradise. Paradise? Dude, that's so awesome. Thank you. We're going to paradise. I know. Truly, when I bite into a marinara meatball, I'm going to paradise. Paradise. That's so awesome. You know the show Bachelor in Paradise? Hell yeah. When they go like, hey, should we go to paradise?
00:33:02
Think Fresh
It's like the room where they can fuck. But they're talking about a tomato. That's what i whisper into my sandwich. They're going to Flamingo Estate. yeah We got to talk about bachelor, bachelorette at some point here. We're coming up on time for this episode, but have you paid attention to any of the drama happening with secret lives of Mormon wives? No, but I've heard a lot about that show and I kind of to tune you in. Dude, it's crazy. Bay's been watching the newest season and like the most like a combustible girl on there. Yeah.
00:33:34
Think Fresh
became the bachelorette and they just announced this week that they had to cancel the entire bachelorette post-recording abc acts the show whoa because they recorded it after they recorded it so you know much like this show exactly acts a few episodes well sometimes the quality is in there or the controversy is too much it's just too hot to handle and in this case it's the second one here because this uh what's her name taylor taylor frankie paul she's got some domestic violence charges just like hit the news whoa and now she's like got restraining orders against her and they're not she was the bachelorette they made the they pulled the wrong girl from that there's so many girls in that show i'm surprised they pulled from that show to be honest with you don't they normally find like
00:34:24
Think Fresh
like it's It's usually like a chick from The Bachelor. Usually, yeah. They it in the family. Yeah, exactly. Like the Rothschilds. Exactly, Ty. It's called insider trading. Exactly. um Yeah. I thought they would just pluck someone that's already been vetted or like a nobody.
00:34:42
Think Fresh
But pulling someone from a show as unhinged as that... What do you expect to happen? you know They were blundering from the beginning. i understand the vision. They want to connect with a different audience, bring in some of the Gen Z fans into the the ecosystem.
00:34:57
Think Fresh
it's like I'm not watching that Bachelor show. I'm watching Bachelor in Paradise maybe. Maybe. Dude, we need Love Island to come back so bad. I'm so fucking thirsty for Love Island, bro. We need that shit to come back immediately. Everyone needs a little love and island That's right, baby.
00:35:12
Think Fresh
Hell yeah. Speaking of island time, I think it's time to wrap. I think so too. We'll keep following this Bachelorette saga as it unfolds and you know we'll be the first to break the news or the last. Probably. Regardless, we'll talk about will at some point. Breadheads, thank you for listening.
00:35:28
Think Fresh
ah Continue to support this pod by getting a BetterHelp membership or even buying some merch on our website. Get some therapy. Your SO will thank you for it. Exactly.
00:35:39
Think Fresh
If you have one. Doubt it. No, you don't have one. All right. Thanks, everybody. Ciao. Ciao. Wait, what's what's goodbye in Croatia? It's ciao.
00:35:51
Think Fresh
Ciao. Hit the button. Mr. Worldwide.