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475 — Maui Wowee
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Ty & Eric reconnect to discuss surviving dry January, Eric's excursions in Hawaii, adopting a dying Land Rover, ordering poké from a liquor store, Epstein's Island commuting options, overdosing on gas station boner pill and being the designated swimmer.
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Reunion and Dry January Recap
00:00:50
Think Fresh
Good evening, redheads. Aloha. Aloha. We are so back. Back in the booth. It's been a while since we've been in the booth. Two weeks to be exact.
00:01:02
Think Fresh
That's right. It's so funny how like you do dry January and then we just stop hanging out. It's like February rolls around. We're back in the booth. I have not seen this guy for a month. It's crazy. I think it's just a coincidence. Yeah, I think so.
The Wet Ski Trip and Car Troubles
00:01:16
Think Fresh
um and how you how you been man what's great what's new with you i'm very wet uh it's been good um yeah i've had a great month dude i let's see i just went on a ski trip it was really a wet ski trip i i bought a new car uh been eating need a little more fish these days Oh, did you drive your new car to your ski trip? I did. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, I got a 1998 Land Rover Discovery, which is like one of those like sporty and rich mood board cars. So sick. Thank you. Better help. Thank you. Better help for sponsoring this vehicle purchase. It's one of the least reliable vehicles on the planet, like bottom 10 for sure. so can you've had this car now for years.
00:02:00
Think Fresh
I think three weeks. Is that right? That's right. So in the last three weeks, how much have you spent on the maintenance? Well, I spent $10 on a fuse, which I replaced. Okay. Yourself?
00:02:12
Think Fresh
with Myself, yeah. I'm a car guy now. I have to be if going own this thing. And then I spent $200 on an inspection. Okay. Pre-purchase. Pre-purchase, yeah. You won't count that. And then I have an appointment to get the exhaust repaired because the exhaust basically fell off um for next week. And that'll be the a long string of repairs, I'm sure. You're averaging one a week. It's kind of like taking on like a 90 year old man as a
Nostalgia for Old Cars
00:02:40
Think Fresh
dependent.
00:02:40
Think Fresh
like You got to pay the medical bills. Yeah. No, you're totally right. It's except it's a 99 98 or 99. Yeah. The last run of the discovery once 28 year old man. They got to take care of it. Imagine it's kind of like getting like, yeah, like a 17 year old cat. you know and it's like it's got cancer you got 28 year old chihuahua just lives in your driveway and your job is to keep it alive yeah but it's such a cool car dude it's super tall it's great frame great body on that thing we have a good body on big crash um lots of space inside heated seats for 99 that's kind of cool you guys i see the seats in this one of course bro You do? course. Oh, damn. this is We're in Eric's E class. E for Eric. Yeah. and It's a 98 as well. It's a 98, too. They knew how to make cars back then.
00:03:26
Think Fresh
I think they only know how to make cars back then. I think so, too. Anything you look at now, it's like even the Mercedes-Benz E class, the same model. It's using plastic everywhere. you know It's like creaking and crackling. and i don't know. It just doesn't have the same charm. you know The engine's like...
00:03:43
Think Fresh
hybrid engines like all kinds of bullshit you know yeah there's a lot messing with the touch screen i don't want touch screen i want toggles and knobs this car barely has a screen like the like it's like a those like screens you have in your microwave just as a number dude yeah like i don't like the land rover has got so little screen i don't even think it has a clock don't think there's a timekeeping in there I mean, the British are known for late. It's all making sense. Yeah, yeah. That's cool,
Naming the Land Rover
00:04:12
Think Fresh
man. Do you have a you know cool like British things in there? Like when you go to open the trunk, it's actually the boot.
00:04:20
Think Fresh
The boot? Does that say is a boot anywhere? there's no No, there's no weird language like that. I will say the miles per hour indicator is very small compared to the kilometers per hour. I don't know if that's...
00:04:32
Think Fresh
okay And the gas tanks on the opposite side that it usually is. I think, I don't know, do they? I've driven in the UK, but I have no recollection of their
00:04:46
Think Fresh
we Maybe we should ask that guy that just walked by Sorry, had to get into defensive stance there. Yeah, I could tell. You're like you're you're like itchy trigger finger. like you're You're packing. We'll have to make sure. Okay, Tynes are parked at an undisclosed location next to a park which attracts you know local fentanyl users. Yeah, I was like hanging in the park after dark. There'll be no issues here. There's not a single light in this park which is kind of sketchy.
00:05:12
Think Fresh
um But I was going to say. What were we talking about? Roe V gang, Roe V gang, Roe V gang. That doesn't help. what does that mean? That's what baby King Range Rover, obviously. yeah yeah Yeah. Land Rover. Sorry. It's like, I call it my, um I got two names for this car.
00:05:30
Think Fresh
um You tell me which one's better. Okay. Larry Rover is one of them. That's funny three three names this car. The first one is granola wagon or G wagon for short Okay, that's good cuz it's black. It's got the boxy shell kind of looks like that and also you're driving to a place where you probably want granola like a trail right You're hitting the trails, you know, you're climbing you're summoning peaks You can also call it like I'm gonna be laughing my ass off. This is a rather name but Gorp wagon Gorp wagon. Ooh, I like that. Also G, though. Also The Gorp wagon. Because it's like the perfect car to, like, drive
European Car Repairs
00:06:05
Think Fresh
up a mountain and then get a tow down. you Yeah, luckily you just hit neutral, you know? Yeah, true.
00:06:11
Think Fresh
ah No, the other name I had for it, because the engine has this weird ticking sound whenever it operates. Uh-oh. Yeah. I got it checked out. It's just like, it's kind of like when you got Tourette's, you know, you're still functional. You can still do, you can have a job, but you just take a little. Yeah. i don't know, man. You got, I want to save up some cash for a rainy day, you know, a rainy day plan. Yeah. No, that tick is going turn into a knock, you know, that's true. not And then a big, a big automotive is going to come knocking. Yeah. Your mechanic bills coming. Yeah.
00:06:42
Think Fresh
I can see the stress in your face. There's like a vein in my forehead whenever we talk about it comes out. so I was thinking of calling it the ticking time bomb. Oh, nice. That's pretty clever. yeah That's good. we get a We don't got a... I think let's spare listeners this time around with the soundboard.
00:06:59
Think Fresh
Yeah. So that's what's happening in my life is getting to know this whip, getting to repair this whip, not really driving it because it's... in the shop now and seeing, figuring out like new pastures to take it down, you know, maybe I'll do some off-roading, probably not, but yeah.
00:07:20
Think Fresh
Probably just drive it places, park, and take pictures of it. That's all. I mean, that's what you're supposed to do with a Land Rover when it's not on a flatbed, at least. Yeah, that's true. Nice. um Yeah, I live close to a Land Rover specialist dealer.
00:07:34
Think Fresh
ah Sorry, not dealer, but a mechanic. Yeah, i'm thinking of making them my primary mechanic. i think that's a pretty good choice for you. You can... um you know, go for a beer easily after that. Perfect. Um, but you know what?
00:07:45
Think Fresh
Uh, I picked them because I thought like, okay, European cars. Uh, but when, every time I drive by, cause I drive by every day on my way home from work, I see like a Bentley there, like several Land Rovers, uh,
00:07:59
Think Fresh
you know, nice cars, expensive cars. yeah And I realized, like, I don't think it's, I don't think it's good to try to chase a deal when you, like, get work done in your car. Because, like, you know, you buy it cheap, you buy it twice, you know i mean? But also, you you kind of want, like, the luxury service. You want, like, someone who knows what they're doing.
00:08:19
Think Fresh
And you might pay a premium, but, you know, you're going to get a you know, good deal the long run, right? Yeah, dude. You don't want just the white gloves. You want the white overalls. That's right. don't want that mechanic. That's right.
00:08:30
Think Fresh
It's a white collar job. ah totally get that. It's nice to be taken care of. I owe them like $700 still, i think. like, I can never get another repair again. Yeah, I can never go there again.
00:08:42
Think Fresh
But that's exciting, man. um So we've taken on some nice road trips already. Any, I mean, I wouldn't recommend driving it that far away into the no reception zone. Yeah, I don't know. We're going to take it 100K at a time, you know, and just kind of work our way further and further from home base. Have you taken it? I mean, you just got it, but you haven't taken it to back home yet?
00:09:06
Think Fresh
No, i think I think we'll try that this in the spring at some point. That'll
Maui Adventures
00:09:10
Think Fresh
be awesome, dude. some courage. yeah I'll get like the farthest possible toe radius on like... bc double type oh yeah type for sure i've used them honestly it's such a lifesaver yeah yeah i'm a i'm a member you dude it pays to be a member you always get even if you like lock your keys in the car you know it's bound to happen yeah i also learned you get five percent off at cal tire if you remember oh hell yeah i'm going to count tire this weekend that's nice shout out to cal tire friend of the pod friend of the pod for real though um that's what's happened in ties life let's get a catch up from era i hear you've been overseas yeah did talk about it already no you just got just we just plugged in the mic we were hanging out for an hour already so i get 10 minutes on the beat and all we've talked about is my new crappy car right okay um yeah i just got back from hawaii um went to the beautiful beautiful hawaiian state and uh maui aui
00:10:07
Think Fresh
It's Maui Waui, dude. Oh, Maui Waui. No, I went the beautiful island of Maui. time And I've got to say, it was quite the adventure. It was one of those trips where you don't plan a single thing. You know' just kind of show up and figure it out. You pick up your Turo from the airport. Yeah, yeah. And um yeah, you just take it easy. Take it day by day. to the beach. That's island life, baby. Not Epstein Island. I just like island life. But it's also probably Epstein Island life.
00:10:35
Think Fresh
I think he was taking it real easy, yo. I was digging in the emails, bro. Dude, the dude had a full-time job of writing emails. Like, he was putting... He always had it easy, but, like, he's putting more screen time in than I am I've come across multiple emails where Epstein himself is like... Or his assistant is like, oh, Epstein's not feeling well. He's staying on the island today. Whoa, he's on the island. was that's fucking crazy. Imagine that commute from the island. Dude, that's crazy. And I don't think they had a landing strip. i think it was helly in, helly out.
00:11:03
Think Fresh
You know, he ain't taking the boat. That'd be way too slow. So, Heli to where? Maybe Big St. James. and There's the larger one right next door, right? Oh, okay. Or, like, maybe a different Virgin Island with a landing pad. Anguilla.
00:11:17
Think Fresh
Yeah, exactly. um Interesting. That adds up now because I was reading the one with the Elon and he's like, don't worry, I'll send you the Heli. Send you the Heli, was like, oh, you can get there the Heli? I didn't know that. Hell, yeah. The Heli, yeah. The Heli? Dude. But, yeah, like, what going say?
00:11:31
Think Fresh
Yeah, it was just island life, bro. Like, Island life. And we got like a BMW convertible. And this thing was in a minor accident. Because of you or previous owner. I wish it was me. That means I would be having a lot of fun in it. But no, we got there and I was like taking photos. I got to the other side and like the headlight is being held on with tape. No. And i' was like what the fuck is going on? They rented you that.
00:11:57
Think Fresh
Yeah, dude. um But you know what? Once you get in and you start that engine, You don't really care what's looking like on the outside. but i mean, like it's not like you're going use the turn signal anyways on that light. Yeah, totally. i only need one headlight anyway when I'm driving up the crater. Yeah, exactly. So the BMW is purring and you're ripping around. You have no itinerary, so it's just like...
00:12:22
Think Fresh
fault You're just chasing the sun, chasing the tides, chasing the waves. That's right Chasing your next pina colada. Life is good for Eric. 100%. Dude, ah Maui is like honestly the most American place ever. And let me tell you about it. Tell me why.
00:12:40
Think Fresh
It's just all small towns connected by highway. And like like I drove probably like 20 hours in like four days. Like you're constantly driving there. Like if you want to go anywhere...
00:12:52
Think Fresh
You got to fucking get in the car and drive. There's no way walking to anything. And if you want to like see all the cool spots that like, you know, your friends sent you. Yeah. yeah It's like, oh, I got to drive two hours to go see that.
00:13:04
Think Fresh
You know, it's like crazy. Yeah. I always heard the traffic is whack as hell on that way too. Yeah. No one has anywhere to be. They're all on this island. Yeah. Everyone's just driving around looking for something to do. Everyone's just on the island. So technically you're already there. yeah That's true. But like it's that small town thing. you I always did this growing up in a small town where you're like, hey, what do you want to do today? Well, let's just drive around and maybe something will come up.
00:13:27
Think Fresh
And I think that's what everyone on those Hawaiian islands is doing all day. They're all just hanging out in traffic. and They're making the traffic by hanging out. Yeah. Yeah, honestly, you're probably right. Hanging out in traffic is a nice way to spend time. That's kind of cool, hey? If you like podcasts like this one, get in traffic. I have a theory, Ty, that people on my commute, specifically my commute, enjoy traffic. They love sitting and waiting. They're traffic-pilled. Yeah, I think they like they they don't pass because they just like they enjoy traffic.
00:13:57
Think Fresh
Dude, I always wonder about those people that are like far right lane, cruising 10 under. It's like, you got nowhere to be? Yeah. I'll just look and like... you'll have like three lanes open.
00:14:08
Think Fresh
One is an HOV lane and you got two lanes, just bumper to bumper. Like no one's fucking moving. I'm just flying through the HOV lane bumping me on my lonesome. Like, I'm just like, you guys are fucking idiots. Like they can't stop all of us. That's true. You know, what if we all just took the HOV lane?
00:14:26
Think Fresh
yeah then andt Yeah. Or don't, because then I can't, you know? there is a It's a bit bittersweet in that regard, I guess. Yeah. It's like when people discover your favorite indie artist. It's like, no, no, no. It was cool when only I liked it. Yeah. It's like now they do more shows, but I can't afford to go to them. Yeah. Now they're opening for Harry Styles. It's over, buddy. Oh, man. The clock has started. Are we going to go to the Harry Styles show at Madison Square Garden?
00:14:51
Think Fresh
Pod trip to MSG? Yeah, dude. Who's opening there? Someone interesting was opening. I heard he just picked some random people. What? like ah Like, just people that he likes that aren't like necessarily like ones you would expect.
00:15:07
Think Fresh
That sounds interesting. He's going to do 30 shows. Jamie XX. Yes. Yeah. That is interesting. That's not like a... like obvious pick right no it's not an obvious pick but the new music if you've listened to any of it that's been kind of dripping out does have kind of like this kind of like dance hall-esque kind of bit of a bop to it a little bit less pop a little bit more kind of energetic yeah I was forced to watch one the music videos under duress I was also yeah Was there another like dancing?
00:15:40
Think Fresh
Dance fighting. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. I hated that. I just don't care for music videos. It's just like, I want music to be a backdrop to my life. I don't want the music to tell a specific story about something. I want it to be my story amplified. You just hate the visual medium and it shows. It's true. I love music videos.
00:16:00
Think Fresh
Yeah, you do. You love cranking them back. I don't know what you're getting out of them. Oh, dude, when you throw on a music video at a party, everyone just stops and watches the video because no one's ever seen it. That's true. Like pick any song. It's like you don't know what the video looks like. It is kind of a grail every time you're like, wait, there's visual media to compliment this song I've heard a billion times. It's like imagine like watching the music video to like Mr. Brightside right now. You'd be like, wait, that's the music video to Mr. Brightside.
00:16:26
Think Fresh
I think it's cool, man. It just gives you another perspective on your song that you like. Right. you You know? Yeah. You do love a POV. I love a good POV. But like, i don't know, it's just some, it's just more to consume of the thing that you like.
00:16:41
Think Fresh
It's like, it's, it's like getting a, it's getting like the shrimp add on at Cactus Club when you get a steak. You know? Yeah. so I still have steak. Steak's still good, but I got shrimp now too. Let's surf it too. It doesn't just have to be. good Add surf to your turf bro. God damn it.
00:16:58
Think Fresh
Interesting. Yeah. So do you surf at all or do you just turf it in Hawaii? I'm a, I'm a mainlander. Yeah. Yeah. Island boy. You don't, you don't want those sea legs. Yeah. We actually like when I went there, I had all kinds of shit planned, like lavish shit. I was like, all right, we're going to go snorkeling. We're going to get a helicopter tour. We're going to whale watching.
00:17:18
Think Fresh
When we got there, we were like, fuck all that. Let's just lay on the beach, bro. Yeah, yeah, I get that. Like, there's no point. Like, we we canceled our hikes that we had planned. We're like, why would we leave this perfect beach right now?
00:17:30
Think Fresh
You know, once you found paradise, it's like, why would be somewhere else? Yeah, all only time I left the beach was to go home or to buy more beers and bring them back. The beers are empty. We got the pistach. Yeah. Oh, that sounds like there's two types of vacation. There's the do vacation there's the not do vacation. Yeah. And i when you're in the not do vacation, you don't want a little do to accidentally get in there. Like get the do out of here. I call them brain dead vacations, but same thing.
00:17:57
Think Fresh
Right. um Do you scroll a lot while you're doing this or you just like... Swale watching. Oh, I'm swale watching, bro. Like, I did not believe this when I was told, but you just sit on the beach in Maui, look out in the distance, and like guaranteed in like 30, within 30 seconds, you'll see something jump out of the water from like miles away. It's like,
00:18:20
Think Fresh
It's like so magical, bro. And I probably sound like a fucking 13-year-old kid right now that was on Epstein's Island. Oh, yeah. No, dude. Like, I'm a 31-year-old. Just switch those numbers around and you got me.
00:18:35
Think Fresh
Dude, yeah, you're 13 going on 31. That's right. So yeah, so something's popping out. It's not a Pearl Harbor submarine. It's a Orca or perhaps a sea lion or maybe even some other more rare breed of amphibious life.
00:18:51
Think Fresh
You just see like some fucking huge thing just shoot out of the water and like make a huge splash like miles away. It's like unreal. So you're just, it's kind of like watching the fire crackle. You're watching the water crackle.
00:19:04
Think Fresh
I would consider it like during a meteor storm when you like lay on your like roof and you're just like, you can't see anything if you just look up, but you got to like look up for like a minute and then you'll see something. That's how it is. You can put the time in. There's so sweat equity with really getting to see a shooting star, you know? It's the same cadence, I would say. That makes sense. Yeah.
00:19:25
Think Fresh
That sounds great whale watching. And you know if you just look left at or right you'll see a ton of beached whales. That's right. That's right. Yeah. It is American after all. Yeah.
00:19:35
Think Fresh
little chonky. I think last thing I want to talk about on Hawaii. Maybe a few more things. But one interesting thing was the best poke had was from a liquor store. No, that makes sense. Yeah. Like, ah there's just like this really like grungy looking liquor store.
00:19:53
Think Fresh
And at the back, they have like a poke counter. And naturally, I just got like bunch of shit from poke and got like several beers. like And they just gave me like a flat to put it all on. So i had like all my utensils, like two bowls of poke and like seven beers. And I was like walking to the beach with my flat. It was awesome. Yo, that's the perfect pairing. And like what made it more special? Was it because you had oh like a ton of brewskis going with it? That's what made it the best poke? Or was it tossed in anything? extra Extra thick cut? So this poke I had was, i got three different types. I got a shoyu salmon, which is basically a, um like, soy sauce. I also got some Hawaiian-style ahi tuna. no I'm not totally sure what that is, but it comes with some onion as well. It's Hawaiian-style. Yeah, it wasn't spice or anything. And then the other one was a ah spicy fried garlic ahi. Oh, yeah, nice. Yeah, dude that sounds like a dream trio. Mm hmm. And then two large Sapporo's half liter. nine So drink a liter of beer with that. Yeah, dude, you got to wash it down. You know, that's a but that's a pretty enticing throuple right there. I will say.
00:21:10
Think Fresh
I think there's like this like hack that is like the crappier looking the establishment, the better, like the more interesting stuff you're always going to get, you know, like liquor store poke. Sure. Probably rocks. I remember talking about it on pod, but I got catfish from a 7-Eleven in Seattle ones. Oh, right. Catfish from Seattle is a real dicey, real dicey ah meal. But ah it it rocked.
00:21:34
Think Fresh
You get some whack ass shit. Yo. Oh, actually this weekend I was on a friend's, a ski trip with a bunch of
Ski Trip Antics
00:21:40
Think Fresh
people. It was a friend's birthday and someone went to American gas stations are crazy. ah They actually bought one of the gas station boner pills.
00:21:49
Think Fresh
You know those ones? The Rhino 69. Yeah. And my friend took it. Oh, yeah i was yeah like going on a day or just hanging out with you just hanging out with the boys and it was just like just goofy shit you know so we popped the pill and we're all like what is it hard yet yeah everyone's just it's just so funny to like every 15 minutes just checking in and be like what's the girthage happening this is what happens when we don't pot enough is you go and do this shit ah Yeah, no kidding. When I see you once every two weeks, you go and take rhino pills. I'm actually on the rhino right now.
00:22:20
Think Fresh
Yeah, it's crazy because like after we popped it and you like read the back and you're like boner will last for up to nine days. What the fuck? know. I should actually text him and check in and see like where we're at with the boner. Day seven of having boner. Dude. Yeah. He might die from having all the blood drained from his head. Well, then I started, I hopped on like Reddit. I was like learning about this thing. i'm like, is this real? Like, are you going to get a nine day erection?
00:22:46
Think Fresh
And half the people are like, doesn't work. The other half are like, definitely works. A lot of people are like, I had the worst headache of my life. I vomited. I was so dehydrated. It was hard on my kidneys. I shot myself like all these crazy things come out of it. So I don't know, man.
00:23:02
Think Fresh
What's wrong your friend? Is he okay? I think he's okay. He said at last time of conversation at end of the weekend, he's like no symptoms, no boner, no symptoms, no nothing. He made to got the placebo, you know? Interesting.
00:23:15
Think Fresh
Yeah. I'm not sure who this is like supposed marketed towards. Obviously it's like, i don't know, truck drivers or something, but like, do they need this? Like, like doing more harm than good, you know?
00:23:27
Think Fresh
Yeah, like you um bro meet a lot lizard. They're not there. Like they're one out ten. you're like Maybe if I take the rhino 69, I can make something happen here. Dude, one out of ten.
00:23:42
Think Fresh
Come on, bro. Be more generous than that. Okay. Some of these lot lizards are experienced. They're mothers. Some of them. Yeah. At least have like miles on them. You know what I mean? That's true. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta trust the process. Like, it's like, it's been through life, you know? That's true. At a certain point you're like, you can't go below like a three, right? With that level of experience. That's right. You just know how to work it. You're kind of grandmothered in. Yeah. Literally. Fuck man.
00:24:12
Think Fresh
Um, so you had some great poke. Yeah. Great poke. It was great. um also had 24 ounce prime rib which is just fucking yeah absolutely huge you've been like clocking up the ounces like like when was the last time you had a normal sized like splatter rib uh think last weekend oh yeah i had a nice steak like the last episode you talked about your 200 savio excursion Dude, the steak was $250. And the bill was $450.
Dining Reflections
00:24:41
Think Fresh
Oh, God.
00:24:42
Think Fresh
I went to Savio Volpe this week and ate family style, but it's just not the same as a veg head. Like, my entree was cauliflower. was just easy to consume. Yeah, you don't feel guilty about it. Yeah. For sure.
00:24:54
Think Fresh
Yeah, I don't know. The ah ounce count. Once you go high, you know, it's like you got to keep topping it, you know? so Yeah. It's like we go to the gym. I got hit a PR at Savio, you know? Yeah, dude, you can't come underweight at a certain point.
00:25:06
Think Fresh
All luxuries eventually become necessities. And it's the same case with T-bone size. T-bone 69. I've been desensitized to the to the rib. Yeah, dude. um So you had some great meets.
00:25:21
Think Fresh
You weren't just dabbling in water life. You were you were truly surfing and turping. I was swimming like a little seal, though. oh oh oh Dude, I was just out there. I was doing laps. You wear goggles? I feel like you wear goggles. You seem like a goggle guy. Oh, I was goggling. Were you actually?
00:25:42
Think Fresh
Walter Goglin? Yeah. um Yeah, i dude. I was ah doing little laps there and there and back. You what mean? You were doing Olympic-sized laps like in the wake.
00:25:54
Think Fresh
You were playing in the wash. uh you're all washed up five no two two and half times olympic length bro i was going i did a it was like 15 minutes it was like 500 meters on the ocean it's pretty fun oh that's a real endurance testament and no jellyfish zapped you you didn't get your leg bit off that great weight which was kind of scary because i looked up and there was like a dude standing there and there's stingray but side of speed i just like didn't say anything i just kept going interesting like that's his problem bro's just standing and peeing probably so i'm like i'm not gonna interrupt this you fully assimilated yourself into american life do not watch out for thy neighbor no see no evil hear no evil yeah speak no evil die that's how it goes but yeah i was like you know what that's his problem
00:26:39
Think Fresh
And he yeah I saw him get out of the water safely. So, you know, no. surviv You survived, too. That's right. you're doing laps. You're playing in the wash. You're your body body boarding, maybe a little bit. I feel like you like to like ride the wave in, you know. Yeah. The end of a long body boarding. don't have a board, right? You just kind of just use the body.
00:26:59
Think Fresh
The body is to the board. Gotcha. OK. I do love a good board. You know, like a little boogie board action. A little boogie board is low-key fun, you know? They're dumb as hell looking. You feel like an idiot walking out with it. But the minute you catch that first wave, you're like, what a ride. Oh, yeah, for sure. And then you see other people doing it, and you're like, you look dumb as hell. But while you're doing it you're having the best time of your life. Yeah, totally. it So i'm i'm I think I'm pro-boarding in that regard. For sure. I know you like to go on the surfboard.
00:27:30
Think Fresh
Yeah, but it's the same thing, you know, like you feel like you're catching this crazy ass wave and then you like see a photo of yourself and you're like on like barely a speed bump of water, barely standing up wobbly. You're frowning. you know Yeah, it's hard to be cool with water sports. Yeah, it's a yeah, you to be like highly skilled in order to not look like a doofus. Yeah, you're you're gonna look lame as hell most of the time.
00:27:56
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Were you ever rescued by a lifeguard? I've never had a lifeguard touch me. And I'm proud to say that. I've never, no CPR. Where did the lifeguard touch you? Point.
00:28:08
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ah Point with your water wings. No, i no interactions with lifeguards. How about you? No, never. Luckily, I think it's highly inappropriate for a man to be rescued by a lifeguard. Yeah, if I'm ever drowning, let me. It's way less cringe. Yeah, I don't want to you know give my partner the ick.
00:28:27
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I'd rather just die. you know Yeah, I'd rather die than like be shamed and then get divorced and then... me be in my life anyways you know either way it's like totally rip the band-aid off totally yeah know i don't totally agree is um is bay a good swimmer as well yep we're we're a strong swimmer household we pride ourselves in that thanks that's good we can get where we need to go butterfly and rescue each other a stroke
00:28:58
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One of you just has to not drink too many beers. That is the hard part, you know, but you know, like you got all that carbonation in you, it's pretty hard to sink. Yeah. Like there's a designated driver, but there's also a designated lifeguard. Yeah. And like, I don't like to employ the services of the state sponsored lifeguard. I'd rather have, you know, Bay come and just drag out water. You're designated swimmers there to help. Exactly. Yeah. get that.
00:29:19
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Yeah. Okay, well, speaking of designated driver's tie, feel like I need to drop you off at a SkyTrain station. Is that right? That's right. I'm a designated commuter. That's right, dude. All right, Bretus, thank you listening. Land Rover's in the shop. I'm on these two feet. They're the best thing for roving land. I'm telling you. undefeated. Yeah, so far.
00:29:37
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ah Next is episode, brothers, we're going to do a deep dive into the released Epstein files. We've got to get to the bottom of a lot of things. Yeah, we have some pizza. Wink, wing wink, wink, wink, dude. I think, okay, hot take. I think little St. James would make a great like battle royale map for like a video game. I give it a month till someone recreates it in like Fortnite or something.
00:30:00
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Roblox. Okay, bread heads. We're out. Think fresh, everybody. Ciao. Ciao.