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Speaker: Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If someone said it was a happy little tale... Uh, Satsu? Yeah? What are you doing? Nothing. Anyway, welcome to Spider -Man month.
Speaker: Hello everybody, and welcome to another episode of Spider -Man Month. My name's Chatsunami. My name's Chatsunami, so joining me today is someone who isn't going to mock up his introduction. It's me, it's me, it's Craigie B. Oh no, I did it as well.
Speaker: Thank you for committing me. I was waiting for Spider -Man, what's this all about? This is Japanese Spider -Man. I mean, clearly can you not see the iconography of giant robot in New York? It's Spider -Man! Be invisible, man, Spider -Man. Was this like Hulk Hogan's Breakout?
Speaker: my brother so what do you know about Japanese spider -man
Speaker: I'm sorry of all the people to bring up Star Trek references. I'm impressed. I was really sad that she didn't get like a magical girl transformation at the time. I love his name it's just Professor Monster. That is amazing.
Speaker: Sorry, is he just gassing these apartments? It's just an apartment. The top right is like a kitchen. A man burning with passion. A man burning with dumb -ass ideas. A man burning his house down. Aye, the old man in the kitchen was the one. Has he got a place at the table? It was. It's a family member. That's Peter Parker.
Speaker: Not that guy, the spider bike. That is a quick change in the half. She changed her hair and everything. I wish I could get it out quickly. Turned into the wee boy. Stop talking in an ominous voice, OK? Well, it's a spider from space. And you want revenge on Professor Monster? What are you not getting here?
Speaker: He came up the whole thing, I'm not gonna lie! Am I dumb though? Get off the bike Ken! What the hell? He did a cap to the medicare! You got off the bike? I think I'm gonna be sick. It's the pocket monster. Cool. And that is no longer the pocket monster. It is, it is day -masked. Speaking of aging names.
Speaker: Get off my bike! I think I'm gonna be sick! Father! Well, as much as I didn't have to watch from the time when he said that! It's not only him again! Oh no! Uncle Ben! Uncle Dad! Oh my God! As far as that worked! Uncle Dad! This is like me trying to get to work!
Speaker: So it's like planet Hulk but with spiders. So in space they don't have a PR department do they? No one workshot these names.
Speaker: I don't say things that give me hope. Why me? You were the only one in the game. You were literally the only one enough to my own ideas. Please don't be a reporter, please don't be a reporter. I'm a biker. Yes. Oh, he's dead? Yeah. He was fine as anything though. I've only had a super powered kill. Oh no, Uncle Spider.
Speaker: Oh my god! Yes it is! Well, I've made good life choices so I will not look up at the ceiling. How do you start a conversation with that? I just sat down. What the hell? Is that the dam from Go To Die?
Speaker: That was it. That was it, wasn't it? Yeah. Whoa, spider butt. There's been a lot of spider crackings. He's like, spider crack, spider crack. Or some webs down there. This is just peak cinema. I can't follow what's happened. It's Japanese Spiderman. I mean, what word do you want? He just...
Speaker: He just wha - He just jumped and he smiled at me. What do you want from me? I don't know, I don't - Whoa! Okay. She's losing clothes about a minute later. Oh no, he's slapping gradually. If only he had like sticky hands.
Speaker: Oh my god. Huge. Nice. The kaiju of - Woah! This looks so much better than the only home. I'm far from home. Just all of it. There's very much more to do with that. My second starfish reference, but you know the starfish face. I will not fight him! It means a lot of this. This is why I'm here. I love how this is like your cupid this year.
Speaker: Imagine the courses are going to cost something like this. Well, peak time. I mean, to take the whole damn robot, that's dedication. And it's 30 foot tall. I know. MSR -H from hell, Spider -Man. From everything else. Spider -Man, no. Spider -Man, no problems with killing people. So Japanese Spider -Man has a kill count. Oh, so you're just keeping the car?
Speaker: How does he keep in the car? How sad is this, like, intro music? Like, before I was, like, spotted a man, and I was, like, under a grave marker. Why's my father...? Does it give me some? Yeah.
Speaker: I hope we don't see any raccoons with massive testicles. What's that in there? Also did I? Why did they animate the balls? That was someone's job. This is where Spider -Man 2 got his reference from. What was that car? A gyrober. So yeah, what did you think of Japanese Spider -Man Episode 1?
Speaker: alien houses. I don't know what to say. We're watching the last of our episode of Japanese Spider -Man. It's been a journey. I pretended to watch four other episodes but you know, don't get me just bludged and just watched the first and last one. So whatever whatever characters are gonna be on the screen I'm gonna have to play ignorant and be like, whoa who's this guy? Do you hear that? Do you hear that splooshing? That's the sound of you peeling the cart. And you're peeling all our secrets. I assume you've watched
Speaker: What did you think of the first episode? Just follow the title clearly. It was very interesting. I like the fact that there were two Uncle Baines that died. Oh my god. I think he won day at the gym. Do you think she kept her joke? That's her paper.
Speaker: That's what I wanna know Imagine that day though, like, you just had too much, like, someone's coming and moving at you and you're like, I don't even need to be! I'm a secret agent!
Speaker: Don't they? Maybe you can run around. Like, you know, someone turned round and goes, oh man, must be chilling today. I mean, I've said this to you before, but there was a woman also in university who ran around with one of the attack on Titan Capes. I mean, was she part of the CIA? The real question is, what was she so afraid of? Yes.
Speaker: I'm sorry, what were you saying? You know what? I think I'm good. Did you see that? He didn't even look when he was fighting. Look at what he's running. Neruto would never. Neruto watches? I think you're fucking red and blue. How ironic. I wonder if they've got skulls in their bandanas. Are we the baddies? Are we the baddies? That's exactly what I was thinking. Yes, what a show of force instinct.
Speaker: I'll tie you down. I love how Japanese for a yes is. Two reasons. I was bored and I wanted to show off this sick ass ride. I'm looking at a rehab race thing, and it's like something you would buy off of Amazon for clothes, please. She is an Amazonian, so that's probably what she wants. You know the way after Amazonia is where it is? That was a good one. Doesn't want to go. Lay off him.
Speaker: He's had a hard day. He's had a hard day not being Spiderman. Go get kicked by a horse and die. What? What the hell? But I'm sorry, can you imagine saying get kicked by a horse and die and then two seconds later, oh no, help me! I'm also going to use go get kicked by a horse and die as my sign off on this podcast on now on.
Speaker: Go get bit by a Spiderman and become Japanese Spiderman. I'd never wish that on anyone. That's just a riding crop. That's not a weapon. Depends who's using it. Just turn into Spiderman and say, have a jolly beat. Tell Spiderman, well there he is. The mouth and that thing's quick. What's good is it? Everyone in the pool.
Speaker: Go Spidey, go! There must be so much just footage of them not claiming. Oh! What a bump from that lad. Straight on the road. No. Oh! Oh, that was right. He's got the other side.
Speaker: Oh my eyes. Oh yeah, you're right. It's a good thing she said slap anyone else in the ass for that. You're good to the toilet, you only come with one hell of a dump. My vision's blurry. I can't feel my legs. It's my favourite homage to see from private life.
Speaker: No, save it for everyone to come and hatch to Japanese Spider -Man. Of course it is. Oh, that would stick so badly. Oh, can you imagine? Yeah. But like, see because it's like a cute demolition suit, do you think the salt would like go through the pores? You know, it's like he shakes it over these chips. Is that a toilet roll?
Speaker: That is a toilet roll. You can't convince me otherwise. That is cold, spray painted. Stop showing, is it? It's a poor real worker that's working there. He's like, what the... Just seen Spider -Man running on the tracks. Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! Wow! Did you miss a pit on Robocop? I'm sorry.
Speaker: No! Don't go in there! Have I sold a stool? Yeah, I'm fine for sure. Oh yes, it's a cultural icon. Oh, the rocket blew up. Was he not meant to be in that rocket? He's like, aha! Holy shit! I was supposed to be in that thing! Oh, they censored the spider crack. I've been here for a while.
Speaker: Look at that chunky boy. Professor once was one of the gays. Professor Chonk. Oh he's going to nuke it from orbit. He's not going to fight him. Oh yes. Nuke him from orbit. That's what he's doing, look at him. Spider on nuke. Worked for Star Trek. Oh he's got laser eyes. I love how, I know he's supposed to be like a robot but he does look as if he's just arriving at a tree.
Speaker: What a speedrun. What so fast, would it? Oh, I'm uncomfortable with that. Suddenly, I'm naked. Thank you, planet spider. Spiders don't wear clothes near the who you wear. It's a mandate from Marvel, I swear. Don't read the fine print. Don't translate it. I don't know if I made these spiders or jewelry. Fine. Five spiders out of five. Did he have a race who has love interest?
Speaker: Yeah, remember he went like numb and had the Elvis legs. Yeah, but she'd already gone at that point. Did she though? Is she still in that rope? Is she still hanging off going, you know, it's like his long arduous journey is over. Spiderman! Help me! It's Japanese spider.
Speaker: I'm in the Japanese. It's Japanese, Spider -Man. And most important thing, change. I was going to say most important thing, get kicked by a horse and die. I can't say that. The red panda on the corner said no. For only a reason, sir. I'm sorry. The red panda said Yomorrah. What does it say?
