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Talk Sauce #91 - HaLuigi
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The boys are back again.
Jack starts to discuss his trip to Colorado but gets sidetracked by his dream Halloween costume.
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Podcast Introduction
00:00:01
Speaker
Talk sauce. Whoa, and Jack are just a couple youths. Recap in line. Talk sauce. Talk sauce.
00:00:15
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TalkSauce? TalkSauce. Hi, everybody. We're back. Hey, yo. What's up, dude? Oh, I'm not muted, am I? I was muted in the oven. Okay. Got a little thrown off. All right.
Food Poisoning Recovery
00:00:29
Speaker
What's up, dog? Not much. It's the podcast for TalkSauce. By TalkSauce. Yeah. What's going on, dude?
00:00:37
Speaker
Not much. I've been recovering from food poisoning all day. Yeah. Yeah. You're telling me a little bit about that. It's been rough. I've never had food poisoning before.
00:00:53
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Yeah, I don't think I have. I probably know if I did. That's because I was thinking about it recently, like before I had food poisoning. I was like, I feel like I've had to have had food poisoning before. And then I had food poisoning. I was like, oh, I've never had this before. This is like a new level.
00:01:11
Speaker
So is there are there like degrees to food poisoning because sometimes you'll just eat something that just like messes up your stomach like is that a small level of food poisoning? I would I would assume that it is a level of being poisoned by food you know like like just like semantics wise sure but I think like when people say like yeah you have like food poisoning it's like
00:01:35
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a different beat. Is it just like your body rejecting whatever you ate? I suppose so. I mean, now that I'm kind of coming through the other side, I feel flushed out. All I've eaten today is crackers and peanut butter. I'm like, I haven't been able to eat much, but. Yeah, I was reading because I couldn't sleep last night, so it was like on Reddit, like reading about people who were like just like.
00:02:04
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trying to figure out what I can eat and what kind of things to do to make it better. And all these subreddits I was on where people were like, I lost 10 pounds from food poisoning and I really don't want to put it back on. What's a subreddit like r-foodpoisoning? I don't remember. Oh my god, that's hilarious. Hey, did we say that this is the podcast for talk sauce?
00:02:30
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by talks us I don't think I don't think I can't remember but I'm glad you're feeling better thanks man I took off work today
00:02:45
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I, um, I probably felt fine enough to work, but I went to bed at six in the morning. So it was like, I don't want to, you know, yeah, you probably, that's what you have six days for sick days for.
Movie Marathon Memories
00:02:56
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I did go to the movies today though. What'd you see?
00:03:00
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I saw Oppenheimer again. How many times have you seen Oppenheimer? Four. All in IMAX. That's crazy. I've seen it twice in the IMAX 70 millimeter. You're the biggest Oppenheimer fan in the world. I love that fucking movie, dude. It's awesome. I thought it was amazing. I loved it. I still need to see Barbie though. Barbie's great too. Yeah.
00:03:23
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You did you some both right same day probably bit off a little bit more than I can choose a long day with Barbie Barbie first Oppenheimer second nice would you repeat that order if you were to do it again. At the time I felt like it was the incorrect order I just did it because that was the only way I could do.
00:03:46
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But in hindsight, I kind of think if you do it the way I did it, where you kind of go immediately into the next movie, I do think it's the correct order. But if like you did it where like you saw Oppenheimer like at like when I saw it at like 11 in the morning, then you get like lunch and some drinks or whatever, and then you go see Barbie like later in the day, then I think you would want to do Barbie's second.
00:04:14
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Okay, yeah, because we were talking about like, I was talking about it with some co workers about just which order we would do it in. And most of us agreed that we would prefer to see Oppenheimer first. So you have like the existential dread, you know, confusion, fear, and then you just like wash it down with Barbie afterwards.
00:04:30
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Yeah, but I think it depends on how much time you have to wash down that dread. Because if you go immediately in the Barbies, you're not ready. I need to sit in the dread for a little longer. Oppenheimer ends on a very somber note. I can't remember the last time I did. Honestly, I think maybe the only time when I've done multiple features in high school when we all went and saw the Batman trilogy,
00:04:57
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Oh, dude, I was thinking about that not too long ago. That was fun. It was his mom bring us a steak and shake or something. That sounds, doesn't it? I think so. Kelly, confirm or deny this.
00:05:12
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Feel like your mom brought a steak and chick. Yeah, let us know if you're listening. Which if she did, that's sick. Great lady. Yeah, that is just so long to spend in the theater because those are all like two and a half hours, right? Yeah, I mean, didn't it like time out to where The Dark Knight Rises started at midnight?
00:05:37
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Like if I remember correctly. Oh, you know what? So because that was like the release day. It probably did. Yeah. Like because we were there all day. I don't even remember if there were breaks in the movie. I know we saw it in Cine Capri though, which was pretty cool.
00:05:51
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Yeah, dude, R.I.P. Harken. I know. I heard it's my parents keep saying because I'm going to Dallas for Christmas. I have to see what Harkens is now. It's like the do you know what it is? It's like one of the it's like an Alamo Drafthouse type thing. No, it's food and stuff. It's more like a main event with movie theaters. Whoa, no way. It's yeah, I think they have like all kinds of shit there. It's not just movies, and there's not very many movie theaters in there.
00:06:19
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Also, it's like they don't know like Evio. They have one here in Austin. I've never been though. Is a cine Caprice still one of the theaters? I'm pretty sure they like ripped it all out and like.
00:06:32
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just made new stuff. Do you remember when they made that poor manager speak before every movie in cinema? Oh my God, I forgot about that. They had the curtains and then there would be like a 20-year-old and he would be like, this is the most impactful movie for me because, oh my gosh. Then there was always be a kid our age who would raise their hand and be like, is this bigger than an IMAX just like that versus, yeah.
00:07:00
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Oh, with that person. That was a wild time. Yeah, I totally forgot about that. I'd like remember that they would do the previews, then the curtains would close and then the manager would come out and like you would have to give a speech on the movie and like what it's impactful about. Yes. And what Seneca pre is and shit. That was a weird experience. Good times, man.
00:07:24
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I would kill for that job now. Yeah, that would be a sick job. Just answer some kid ask you, is this bigger than IMAX? Yes. Enjoy the movie. That's your whole job. That'd be sweet. Yeah. They have to speak in front of a lot of people. I mean, that theater said a lot of people. Like a thousand, probably.
00:07:43
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I really, I'm so bad at, I bet you're like fairly good at estimating. I don't know, man. You don't think so? Cause you're like standing in front of large amounts of people regularly. Yeah. I mean, up to a certain point though, if you had me be like eyeball like 800 people. Yeah. I think a thousand's too much on, on maybe 300. I bet it's more than 300. I bet it's 500. 500. Okay.
00:08:10
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Let's see if we can Google. Yeah, dude. So how would we put some skin on the game? Sinic pre. Yeah, what kind of skin you trying to put in this game? I don't know. Five to I got the answer. Shit. How many?
00:08:31
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604. Wow, dude. You think the four are the handicap seats? Totally. It's got to be. How was Colorado?
Colorado Adventures
00:08:49
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Dude, it was sick. I got back Saturday and it's really hot here. The weather was really good because I was in Denver for the first four days and then I was in, for the rest of it, we were in Breckenridge. In Denver, it didn't get above 80, 85, which was particularly cool for Denver. Then it was like 75 max in Breckenridge.
00:09:17
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And then I come back within 105 every single day. 30 degrees hotter. It is so hot here. It's unbelievable. But yeah, it was awesome, man. It was a great trip.
00:09:27
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What all did you do? Yeah, let me let me walk you through it. Dude, you're looking so Bo has like a slightly different background. What are you doing? What's going on right now? Well, we rearrange the apartment and stuff. So I don't have like a desk in my room and stuff anymore. Oh, really? So where are you working? My desk is in the living room, but I'm kind of in the spare bedroom right now. We don't have like curtains over these windows yet. So they just kind of let. Are you going to bring your desk back in or are you going to? No, I'm keeping it in the living room.
00:09:58
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Nice. Do your roommates work from home or? I have one roommate now and he does some- Did you move? Did you move? No, I stayed. Just someone moved out. And we just like, rather than finding someone to split, to take the third room, we were like, let's just split the rent. Oh, that's kind of sick. It's so awesome. That's a big baller move. What are you doing with this fair room?
00:10:23
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It's kinda like a media room, we have some work to do on it, but like this, that's the room I'm in right now, so it's like couch. It's actually my old bedroom, and then we have like a TV, the PlayStation, that kinda stuff. It's really nice. So it's like, it also is better when like people come stay. Yeah, yeah, I'll be crashing there. That's kinda like what we got going on here.
00:10:47
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We basically have like a spare room too, but it's just an office. Yeah. Although I had some people come over to watch the UFC fight. It was actually just George and his girlfriend. I thought Nick and Kelly were going to come too. But I moved because I don't have like a I only have a couch that seats like three and I had a futon in here. So I moved it out and then nobody ended up using it. But the futon just in the living room still. You haven't gotten yourself to move it back. No, well,
00:11:15
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Yeah, that's mainly it. It was a big but I need someone to help me. Yeah, yeah, it was Sean O'Malley. Well, if you haven't moved it by the time I come to Austin around New Year's, I'll help you move it back. That'd be awesome, dude. Maybe I might just not do it so that I can have the pleasure of moving it with you. Yeah, I'm really good at moving.
00:11:39
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That's what I tell like whenever people ask about you I'm like, oh yeah, Beau great hair really good at moving futons All the girls are like futons, huh? Yeah
00:11:58
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Yeah, it could work. But anyway, going back to Colorado after that segue, I like your media room. So we got there. Can I actually show you something else? I'm just kidding. Well, now I kind of want to see something else. I have nothing. Jesus.
00:12:18
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Well, anyway, the whole reason I brought up like your new thing is that the sun's coming in a little bit. So you look a little more menacing than usual. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, that was not ideal. It took me a while to get there, but that's what I was trying to say. Anyway, so I took off last Friday before. So basically I had like a half day on Friday and then a whole week off.
Denver Brewery Tour
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So we flew out Friday afternoon like two
00:12:46
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And got to Denver and we basically in Denver, we kind of just chilled in the city. Like we, we ate some really good food. We went, you know, there's like so many breweries in Denver.
00:13:01
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I did know there were a lot. Apparently, there's – I was talking to Joe about it and he said there's the most per capita or per square mile or some sort of – they have some sort of way of determining that Denver has a shit ton of breweries.
00:13:17
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Can I tell you that that doesn't surprise me at all? Yeah. But we drank like a lot. We did a lot of like flights when we were there. So we just sampled a lot of different beers and the beer was really good. Sometimes the flight is the fucking move. It is. So what I actually found that I really like about flights is with a lot of beers, I really like tasting it like it, but I don't want to drink the entire beer.
00:13:44
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Yeah, we went to did I tell you into the Blue Moon Brewery? I think you might have mentioned. Yeah, so we went to that and. It they had these crazy beers like they had one that was mezcal, that one that was like coffee flavored. They had a lemon one and that's a perfect flight beer. That's exactly what I was like. These are all delicious, but I don't think I would drink an entire one of any of them.
00:14:10
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Oh, I have that conversation with my buddy all the time. Like if we're at a bar and they have a bunch of beers, it's like they'll have one that sounds interesting, but they don't do flights. It's like, I'm just not going to get that one because I don't want the full beer. Yeah, exactly. But I would do the flight of it. So we went to a bunch of breweries and just did that at like most of them, just because we wanted to try a bunch. And it was a lot of fun. They have some really cool breweries there.
00:14:34
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Mainly did that and we also met up with Joe and his girlfriend and just like went out with them had dinner went to this we went to this weird bar and by this time we'd all like been out for a while like had a few drinks.
Unusual Bar Experiences
00:14:48
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Um, and we went to this bar that was like, it was Christmas themed, but it was also like satanic themed. It was like the weirdest bar ever. They had like the leg lamp from a Christmas story and they had like a big like 666, like light.
00:15:07
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And and then the bartender, you know, there's like colored contacts. Yeah, wearing like these looks super creepy contacts. I made her like corny is white or something. Oh, and we got we got like a big fishbowl drink that was in like a skull. And then and then she was that like it was actually pretty it was mezcal. It was kind of like a mezcal fruity drink, but she like lit it on fire. Oh, yeah, she was crazy.
00:15:38
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But yeah, we did that. So it's basically just like kind of hanging out in the city of Denver, like going all
Concert at Red Rocks
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the sites. We went to like the Botanic Gardens.
00:15:45
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But then we went, after that, we went and saw the strokes at Red Rocks, which was sick. It was sick. Dude, it was awesome. We took a party bus there that wasn't really a party bus. It was more like a shuttle. There was a picture. So because I've just heard that getting to Red Rocks and like parking and everything is a nightmare.
00:16:10
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So there was a I like was like, yeah, surely there's a shuttle. And the only thing I could find was a party bus. And I saw pictures of it. It was like huge. There were lights. There were stripper poles. I was like, oh, dude, this party bus is going to go hard. And it was basically like the seating was round, but there were probably 15 people in it. And we were all like touching each other. It was so packed.
00:16:33
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Like there was no room to move around, and people were just like sipping beer. Yeah, we were just like sipping beer. Not talking to anybody. Yeah, nobody was talking. This is not a part of it. It was like awkward, honestly. It wasn't awkward. How much did you have to pay for it?
00:16:47
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It was 40 bucks a person, which I think was worth it, honestly. It's probably cheaper than an Uber item. Yeah, dude. And I couldn't even imagine trying to get an Uber in there. It would have to be at least 100 bucks, I would think. Yeah, for sure. Because they're charged such a thing. Especially if you're including both ways. Plus, it's pretty far. So I think it was still the move to do it. But I was just anticipating a party bus. And there was a lot of bus and very little party. I have to say.
Party Bus Comparisons
00:17:14
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What was the last time you were on a party bus? Prom? When I sat down in the bus, I was like, this reminds me of prom. That was like the first thing I said when I got up. You just described all I could think of. Yeah, it was like that. I actually was on one kind of recently. We went to, have you heard of Wurstfest?
00:17:40
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Yeah, they do this thing. It's in New Braunfels, which is like near San Marcos. And it's basically just like a German festival. It's really big. It's actually pretty fun, but I had never been before, but my company did an event where they like got us. It was basically a party bus that a bunch of people were on that went all the way down there.
00:18:00
Speaker
I'm guessing that was more of a party bus. It was, but it was also like a shuttle. So it was like all the seats were facing forward. Oh sure. So it didn't, so it felt more like a party bus, but it wasn't laid out like one. It would have been optimal for the Red Rock shuttle.
00:18:18
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Yeah. The worst thing about that one, though, is whenever someone flushed the toilet, like the entire bus started just smelling like complete shit. The Red Rocks party bus? No. Yeah, people in the back of the bus were like, don't go in there.
00:18:37
Speaker
There was like yelling at people. It was terrible. It's so bad. It's so funny. Yeah, it was gnarly. What time of year is that? I think it's like Octoberfest. Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah, I got this sweet hat there. It's like a Robin Hood hat. Dude, yeah, like a hat you would wear with a leader hosin.
00:19:05
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. If you if you wanted to, then you were like, you know, I'm going to be like the most bold person in male fashion. And you just started wearing a leader hose in.
00:19:17
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You're the only person I know who has a remote possibility of pulling it off. That's because you've seen me in Leader House several times. Because I bought it for Halloween. And you looked better than most people would in Leader House. It was like a last minute Halloween purchase and I've worn it like eight times. I told you about the story when I wore it to the library.
00:19:43
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And were you working at the libraries? No, no, I wasn't working. I don't know why I did this in hindsight. I'm sure I've told you this before. I might have even told it on the podcast, but I it was Halloween. And as as I do, I wear the leader hose on Halloween when I don't have any other options. So I bust out the leader hose and and I'm like, you know, you have all those group projects in college. Yeah. And I had this group hit me up.
00:20:10
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And we were like doing a project and for some reason I decided to wear the leader hose in there. I guess I thought that like my group would think it was funny if I just showed up in leader hose and honestly pretty funny. But I walk into the library and this random guy I've never seen in my life was like, hey, we're sitting over there. And I was like, what? And he was like, we're sitting over there. And I was like,
00:20:33
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And he was like, wait, sorry, I thought you were someone else. And I was like, what just happened? And I go back to my group and I was like, yeah, this guy like just came up to me and I thought I was someone else. Like, is there another guy in here wearing Lederhosen? And I look over and there's this guy wearing the exact same like bought from Party City Lederhosen that I'm wearing. And then we like walk up to each other and we're like, yo, what's up? And then he just starts speaking to me in German. Oh my gosh, asshole.
00:21:01
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He out leader hoes in man. Yeah. Because that should be so sick. You know, the only two people in Denton, Texas wearing a leader hose and having out. I thought we were going to be best friends, but like, oh, yeah. Yeah. This is America. This is mine country. Yeah. That's a Halloween costume. Do you still have it? It's at my parents house somewhere.
00:21:30
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Whenever I ask my mom for the leader hose and she has like a, you know those things if you have to like hammer a fire hydrant out? Or not a fire hydrant, a fire extinguisher. Yeah, yeah. We like break the glass. They have one of those for like leader hose and emergencies at my parents' house. You never know, dude.
Halloween Costume Ideas
00:21:51
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Have you thought about what you're going to do for Halloween this year?
00:21:56
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No, Alex and I were Mario and Luigi last year, and it was a big hit. Did you see pictures of that? Yeah, that was sick. Remember Yumi and Alex's Halloween costume to Halloween? Yeah, that was a good one. I was Ted Lasso, you were Coach Beard, and Alex was the soccer ball.
00:22:17
Speaker
The thing that cracks me up about that was when we were at McSorley's. Is that that super old bar? We went there and she said that a guy came up to her. I guess you and I were talking or something and he came up to grab her empty beer or whatever. He was like, what are you, a sockable? You sockable or something? She's like, yeah. Yeah, no shit.
00:22:43
Speaker
that was um you looked so much like coach beard at that point in time yeah i had the i tried to grow the beard out a little i feel like my beard will get like a little strawberry blondie too yeah so you guys haven't thought about what you're gonna do for this upcoming um
00:23:00
Speaker
Dude, I would be Mario and Luigi again straight up. Just switch it this time? Yeah. I feel like it'd be weird if I were Mario. What if you were Waluigi and Wario? Oh my god, that's genius. You sick fuck. Dude, I might. I'm gonna run that buyer.
00:23:17
Speaker
That's sick. You should. I don't know if you're going to want to be a warrior though. Yeah, because you'd have to be Waluigi. Oh yeah, because you're taller. Yeah. It's the same thing with Mario and Luigi. Yeah. But yeah, what about you? Do you have anything in mind? I don't know. I'm going to LA and I'm going to be in LA on Halloween. So I need to talk to Alex about what we're going to do for Halloween.
00:23:44
Speaker
dude i might roll in as waluigi freak havoc on your trip yeah you never like hang out with us you just like kind of just yeah great obstacles yeah i'm gonna i'm just gonna pop up in like the most inconvenient situations just call waluigi
00:24:15
Speaker
That'd be pretty sick that would be awesome So you don't have anything in particular in mine
00:24:22
Speaker
No, I need to figure that out though. I love Halloween. Oh, it's the best holiday. Dressing up is so fun. I think it needs to be semi-annual or bi-annual. Twice a year. Yeah, twice a year. I really think it should be like Halloween and like maybe like April or something. Yeah. Yeah, April. That's like it kind of kicks off summer.
00:24:44
Speaker
Yeah, like a spring Halloween. The costumes will be way sexier. Let me tell you that St. Patrick's Day is spring Halloween. People kind of dress up. Yeah, it's just more of a free. It's less of a free form Halloween. Yeah. Yeah, you it's it's Halloween with like specific restrictions on how you can wean this aloe.
00:25:07
Speaker
dude what if for halloween i'm halloweegee and i'm like a halloweegee halloween luigi halloweegee that is so good
00:25:20
Speaker
It'll be one of those ones where you like, I've seen people do those intricate costumes where it like only makes sense if you think about it for a bit. It'll be like that. Didn't you say at UNT someone for Halloween one time was the tambourine lady from in the airplane over there? Oh, yeah, yeah. It was actually one of Eric's friends. That's a sick costume, honestly. That's one of my favorites I've ever heard. It was sick.
00:25:45
Speaker
It was funny too, because people who knew what it was were like, oh shit, but then, yeah. But most people were just like, I have no idea. I was one time listening to neutral milk hotel in my apartment and my roommate came home and I had my door open. I was listening to neutral milk hotel and he was like, can you put in headphones? This is the most annoying thing I've ever heard. What song are you listening to? I don't remember.
00:26:14
Speaker
How's he going to do us like that? I still listen to them every now and then. They hold up, man. I like it, too. But anyway, so back to my my Colorado trip, so. Wait, pause it for a sec. OK. Talk sauce. Talk sauce. Bo and Jack are just a couple of dudes recapping live. Talk sauce.
00:26:45
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Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce? Tuck sauce.