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Talk Sauce #85 - Doc Sauce
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After a bit of a delay (sorry guys), the boys are back with special guest Dr. Emily Gardner.
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Transcript
Introduction and Milestone Surprise
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Speaker
Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Cloe and jack are just a couple of hues. Recap in line. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce.
Reintroducing the Resident Guest
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Speaker
We're back again. It's episode 85. Can you believe it? We have our resident, resident, resident. I feel like there was something there. I thought you were going to find it. Our resident, that's it. We have our resident, resident back on. We'll workshop it. It was so easy.
00:00:42
Speaker
Yo, yo, round two! Yeah, and it's the podcast. Let the resident do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Am I really allowed? Yeah, do it, do it. Do I do both parts? Yeah. It's the podcast for TalkSaws.
00:00:58
Speaker
Bye, talk sauce. Whenever Kelly was on for the second episode, he said it also, I think. Yeah, it's a privilege. Yeah. Yeah. So you're allowed to say it. Yeah. So you're our first actual online guest, except we had.
00:01:18
Speaker
Before we started releasing in the SoundCloud days, it was still like lockdown. So it was pretty easy to like get people to like be like, yeah, because nobody was doing. We were like, I'm so bored. Sure. I would like to sign a contract with y'all and make this like a recurring
Guest Appearances and Cat's Meow
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role.
00:01:37
Speaker
That would be awesome. It's actually thrown a nice spice into the podcast. It's made it feel a little fresh. It's a little different this time. We actually have a second guest on too. Can you let her say some words?
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Speaker
the cat's meow that should be the name of the episode that's good that's good actually we just came up with that on the spot she was she was pissed though it wasn't a happy meow it wasn't a happy meow worth it so so before we like
00:02:25
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dive into bullshit again.
Medical Questions and the 'Security Squirt'
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Jack and I had a sincere medical question, probably the most earnest of all the questions. Oh, dare I say, I think I might know what it is. What do you think? Yeah, what is it? I mean, my prediction, just like something that we talk about a lot in the Gardener family, something that affects our lives a lot is what is known formally and medically as
00:02:52
Speaker
the security squirt. That's the question. So some context, I've had someone say that they think the security squirt is bad for me because it's making me have to pee all the time. And I've called that person an idiot. Yeah, I've also, I was agreed for fucking kidding me, but then I was like, probably consult a professional on this. And to provide further context,
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I did, it voted. The security squirt can be very mental. I do think the security squirt is more of a mental thing than a physical thing. It's a mental phenomenon. It's a social phenomenon, like your homie security squirt. And you're like, oh shit. And you're like, yo, let me put it on that. Ayo, pass that. A couple of it and pass it to the next person. Piss pass.
00:03:41
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We are recording our second episode in a row, but we basically took an episode length break.
00:03:56
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So I actually put a lot of thought into this. I was like, first of all, I wish I had my homie, her name's Cindy, and she's- Is she your pee doctor at the hospital? She's a urologist, dude. Someone say the expert on security squirts. Security squirts in all things squirts. What if that was someone's dissertation? The ex-squirt, I don't know. The fact of a security squirt on a common man. That was close. Yeah, we're getting there. We'll work on it. The expert with a capital P.
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Yeah, but I should have her on we should get her on pod because she wouldn't I think she would know for sure I think the next time you come on we have to have every time you come on you have to bring another doctor with you so The second time you come on we have two doctors the third time you come on we have three and We can have like an offshoot called Docsauce
00:04:56
Speaker
It's just you and me talking to medical experts. You know how much more successful that podcast would be than this one.
Spin-off Ideas and Podcast Formats
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I was telling you guys my second favorite podcast, My Favorite Murder, they have on Thursdays they release a main episode that's longer, and then on Mondays they release a mini-so. It's like alternating, so you could do Docsauce.
00:05:20
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one week, talk sauce next week. Great idea. Are the mini-sodes all while security squirts are happening? Yeah, they're actually just- Do you think a security squirt on like Joe Rogan, do you think they do that?
Wild Party Stories and Fear Factor
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I feel like they have to. I've never actually listened to them. Maybe long ones too, man. I feel like you're a doctor and you've never listened to Joe Rogan. Why do we just let everyone become doctors? Just handing out degrees willy-nilly. To someone who's never listened to Joe Rogan and you say you know things, this is bullshit. I was a big stan when he was on Fear Factor. Fear Factor was tight. I went to a Fear Factor themed birthday party when I was a little kid. It was awesome.
00:06:01
Speaker
That sounds creepy. I want a couple dates with a guy. Being out here in LA, there's always some weirdos, but there's a guy that won a season of character. That's a red flag. Big waiting red flag. You can sit in the coffin full of cockroaches for five minutes. That guy is all freaked. Sorry, Zach, if you're listening. Did he drink? Oh, yeah. You're a freak.
00:06:26
Speaker
That guy likes having cockroaches involved in this person. I can't remember what it was. I asked him, you know how they always make them. You can probably find him, dude. I'm a Google veer vector. Here, I know his full last name and everything. Actually, I don't know if I know his last name. Just type his name. We don't have to expose his full last name. They had to eat a... Oh, I think I found him. Really? I don't want to say his name. Type his last name in the chat. Does it start with an M?
00:06:53
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I actually don't know. I thought you said you knew. I don't remember his last name. I'm not going to lie. Do you have a picture of it? I don't often go on dates with people whose last name I know. In my phone, he's Zach Hinge. Oh, he's not even on like Raya and stuff. Was it worth it, Zach? Was it worth? Exactly. You don't even get on like Raya. He's trying to be the common folk.
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I'm gonna have to do some deep Googling. I like deep searching to find this guy. Someone named The Miz won Fear Factor in season six. Like Les Miz? Is that like a pro wrestler? I think that's a pro wrestler. Noel Holmes won one. Dude, The Miz is a professional wrestler, Beau. Mike The Miz. Oh, he's an actor. Oh, I found him. He's a wrestler. Okay, here we go. Fear Factor Champ.
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Season seven, episode six. Well, does that mean he want, maybe he didn't actually win fear factor if he just won one episode? I think they have different people per each episode. Oh, okay. Dang, they're just really cool with their people. I think that was when Joe Rogan was there. Season seven, episode six. The heyday, bro.
00:08:07
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I think he had to eat a bee or something. The bees are angry. Is that what it was? Yeah. This episode came out in, um, 2020-12. So here's a little synopsis. Five stunts for five couples. Oh, so he was on with his...
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significant half of the time. First one is tied under a helicopter and the other must climb out and under to release the partner as they drop boxes in the water and release a flag. For the second stunt, one must get covered with bees and the other must eat 20 live bees.
00:08:48
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Oh my God, just like chomp them? He actually dies. These are really important to the environment too. They really are. Grab a bee covered axe handle, put the axe on it and cut the rope to release their partner covered with bees. How do they come up with a shit?
00:09:05
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What the heck? The fun thing about Fear Factor is all of these stunts start out purely sexually before they make it to Fear Factor. Yeah, like the erotica. Yes, erotica. The third stunt has one person on a 13-story building collecting flags. For every flag, a sandbag that gets tossed onto a target, the team that hits the closest target wins $5,000. The fourth stunt involves bull testicles.
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For the finale, they will then have to attach a sterling wheel to a car, drive an obstacle course, and into the moving semi.
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So, I don't have an issue with the ones that are like the helicopter and semi-torch it. Oh, he's spelled it Z-A-K? No, it's... That's how it's spelled on IMDB. Oh, really? Yeah, Zach, Z-A-K. Oh, my God. He's awesome. Yeah. Wow, good snack. I should hit him up.
00:10:11
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Yeah, he's five foot ten. I miss you. Hey, you up? The bees really got me going. They got me buzzing. I didn't realize how much you were capable of a man. I left your episode of Fear Factor. I'm sorry for everything. I take it all back. I need you. Wait, guys, I didn't answer this security squirt.
00:10:38
Speaker
Oh, yeah, we got off course pretty quickly. That was really some tangential. Okay, so I just like this is the most important question I've ever been asked. The I feel like the way I see it is that, from what I know, your brain like, will get signals from your bladder that it is full. So like,
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regardless of if you security score it or not, like your bladder is only going to send a signal to your brain if it's full. So I don't think that.
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Security squirting would like force you to have to pee more. I think it's similar to breaking the seal I think breaking the seal is also kind of bullshit. It's a lot It's not this like alcohol thing. Yeah, it's just like oh I broke the seal. It's like no you just finally pee
00:11:35
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All right, no follow-up questions. Security squirting is good. It absolutely is. It's preventative for future pain.
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Yeah, and I do feel like I can tell when my bladder is starting to fill up,
Debunking the 'Security Squirt'
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you know? Yeah. So I'm like, yeah, I'll just go on a half empty tank, you know what I mean? You might as well. I mean, because otherwise you're going to have to pee sooner, right? Because it would reduce the time between your bladder being full or not. Yeah, so your bladder has a certain capacity because it does.
00:12:06
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Like your bladder can literally explode. I agree. Okay. I'm glad we landed there. I was going to go in a different direction. We might need a neurologist not in a follow-up, but I like where we're at for now. We'll do that on the first episode of Docsauce. Docsauce, yeah. I really like that my friend would come. Oh, that would be so awesome. She has some wild stories as a urologist because she deals with a lot of penis. Hell yeah. Sounds like my type of woman.
00:12:37
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she's married, dude. Yeah, but she's still a pro. Can I tell a crazy story really quick? Yeah, about about one time. Okay. I'm out. No, it's just about this insane parent interaction. So like, obviously, since I work with kids, I have to deal with parents like day in day out. And
00:12:59
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There was this one time when, um, it wasn't me directly, but I heard it through a friend that this, they were in the patient's room and they were talking to the dad and they're like, let me just call my wife. Um, so she can like, listen to the updates or whatever. And he goes into his phone.
00:13:16
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And his wife is saved in his phone as throat goat. I just about, I just about died because I like see them every day and I was like, Oh, there's the throat coat. That's crazy at all times. That's serious. Like just saved in his phone. Like it was just like, Oh, I'm calling my wife. I'm calling throat.
00:13:46
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I wonder how they met. Oh, man. He talks off in the bathroom at a bar in West Hollywood. It'd be hell of a story to tell kids. This is how I met a throat goat. Yeah, luckily, the kid was a baby, so I don't think the
00:14:19
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When a man and a woman are very drunk in a dive
Unexpected Social Media and Dream Guests
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All right, before we get to off the security squirt topic, Bo, we do have a surprise for you. Oh my gosh, yes, yes. I forgot completely. Do you want me to send it, Emily, and then you give the background? Because this is all Emily's doing. How do we want to do it? Okay, yeah. I'll send it. I'll describe what I see and then Emily. Yes, perfect, perfect. Okay, all right. Check Facebook right now. This was my gift to Jack for Christmas and to you, Bo.
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Yeah, me by proxy, that's it. It's an honor to be included. Oh, no way. Is this like on a shirt or what? It has yet to be made into a shirt, but basically one of my best friends from college, Sarah Alavi, a shout out, is a very talented, talented artist. But she normally does like watercolors and paint and shit. And I was like- Wait, no, Bo's better. She's the one who drew Kanye left. Oh, yeah.
00:15:27
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Same girl different drawing But she I was like, can you like help me out with this like project She's like just like literally sent me that out of the blue like a couple weeks later and I was like, oh my god No, describe what you're seeing. Yeah, just right. Oh, so on the podcast a lot we talked about small bladder gang and
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As you know, SPG live and Emily commissioned someone to make a logo.
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for small bladder gig. And it's basically a crying bladder with its arms up in the air somewhat victoriously. We'll have to put it on a... Yeah, we'll post it to the Instagram, yeah. But yeah, she drew Kanye for us at Bonnaroo, and then we weren't allowed to bring the sign in to Bonnaroo, remember? That was so sad. That was a bummer.
00:16:24
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I was getting trampled. I was like, no, the sign. It was kind of stressful to have that sign though at the same time. Yeah, no, for sure. It was a great idea on paper. Do you remember I ruined the sign? No. When we were drawing it because I didn't make it even at all. What did it say?
00:16:45
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I'm tired, you're tired, Jesus wept. Oh yeah. And we're allowed to talk about Kanye again because he's no longer an anti-Semite. Did you see what he put on his Instagram? That was the most unreal Instagram page.
00:17:00
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He's called 21 Jump Street. He deleted everything else. I guess Jews are cool now. He deleted everything else on his Instagram. Did you see that? That's his only post. Look at his Instagram right now. There's nothing else. Wow, he's a changed man.
00:17:15
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For those of y'all who don't know, you have to go look at Kanye's Instagram. I'll read the caption. If it's not like this anymore, it's like a picture of the cover of 21 Jump Street. Is that the only thing there still, though? Yes. It's the movie poster for 21 Jump Street.
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Speaker
And it says, watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street made... This is all word for word, what Kanye said. Watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street made me like Jewish people again. No one should take anger against one or two individuals and transform that into hatred towards millions of innocent people. No Christian can be labeled an anti-Semite knowing Jesus is Jew. Thank you, Jonah Hill. I love you. Does Jonah Hill have an Instagram?
00:18:05
Speaker
He seems like one of those dudes who's probably off the grid. No, he doesn't. He just has a bunch of fan accounts. The fact... I think it's a good message. It's good that Kanye came to that conclusion and posted that, but the fact that it ties into 21 Jump Street is so funny. It's just insane how he got there. I watched 21 Jump Street and he's like, man, Jews aren't so bad. The comments are actually hilarious. Yes.
00:18:33
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Future history books will talk about how Jonah Hill saved hip-hop with a movie he was in 11 years ago. He had some real character development, Kanye did.
00:18:46
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Dude. You know Jonah Hill is going to have something hilarious to say about it. I saw someone shared that and I was certain it was fake. That's truly unreal. Someone commented on it and said, I hope Andrew Tate watches Bridesmaids and likes women again. That's incredible. I want to see if you responded. Andrew Tate is like borderline dream podcast guest.
00:19:15
Speaker
Oh my God. I feel like you'd just have to punk him and be like, so like, what's your opinion on women? Like, you could just ask him to open up a question like that. He seems like the type of dude that we could make fun of without him knowing. Yeah, for sure. And like, that would be pretty fun. Just go with everything he says. Yeah. One time, Emily, I don't know if Jack's ever told you this story, but one time Jack and I were at a party in high school and I'm not going to name the person, but there was a very athletic
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Speaker
person at the party and they were like on sports teams in high school and he was hammered and he had booze so Jack and I kept going up to him and we I don't know how we came to the realization but we started to realize that every time we complimented him he gave us a shot.
00:20:10
Speaker
We would walk up to him and be like, damn, you're so good at the sport that you play. And we would say it like that much. You'd be like, you're an inspiration, man.
00:20:22
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I've watched you and I'm like, I want to be more like you. Like that's the kind of shit we were saying. And it was like the senior year of high school or like the summer after maybe. And it was still like kind of school year. We went to a South Lake playoff game that day in Dallas.
00:20:40
Speaker
Where is he now, this mystery athlete? We'll tell you after, yeah. We don't want to- Probably still handing out free shots. I imagine that. I imagine his ego is that easily- I'm going to give it away, but there's like another detail about this guy that's kind of hilarious. Wait.
00:21:02
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Don't say it out loud. Okay. I actually don't. I don't think I know who this is. You probably won't. You know who he is though, for sure. You probably heard the name because he was pretty renowned. Yeah, that's pretty spot on. I'm dead. You had celebrities, man. Even though you were a couple of years
00:21:26
Speaker
below me, I probably knew the dude. He was really good. That's great. The one hint I'll give to the listeners is that it wasn't football. That wasn't his sport. What other sport in South Lake is there? We don't need to guess it.
00:21:49
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, he does. I've never heard that comparison before. Oh, I've heard it a lot. I haven't heard it before. The listeners and actors screaming his name.
00:22:04
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We're saying Yeah, this is probably unbearable podcast
00:22:22
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Socksaws is a great just learn by example of how to not do something. This is how you showed it podcasts and then you listen to this podcast, you're like, oh yeah, I showed it to you. You just get feedback. I feel like I'm never really sending that much shit to Jack being like, you should do this or this. We got feedback one time and it was like, that episode stunk. Yeah.
Listener Demographics and Podcast Rivals
00:22:44
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Is that from AJ? Yeah.
00:22:48
Speaker
I feel like most of the feedback we get is pretty positive. I would welcome constructive feedback. I think too though we're at the point where we just are aware that everyone who's listening to it we know for the most part. Every once in a while people who we don't know. We have one listener in India, but that's it. Like Donna accidentally.
00:23:13
Speaker
There's like a breakdown from a region breakdown and there were like a few in India. You should pull that up. Let's take a look at it. Oh, dude, I'd love to. We have a Canadian listener. I don't know how I can share it with you guys. I guess I could just read it to us. Imagine they're just trying to find like how to make some nice sauces. I think honestly, I don't trust this data at all, but we can... Okay, Bo trusted, so we're good. Dude, Bo, there's this guy that I'm like pretty active on the...
00:23:42
Speaker
the dating apps out here, unfortunately. And there's this guy that I matched with but decided not to go on a date with in the end. But he was like, I told Jackie was like his dream boyfriend for me. He was like, super into skating. And I like founded a skateboard like
00:24:03
Speaker
company that like went around and just like hung out with famous skaters and then on top of that he invented like a hot sauce Jack in a different dimension We already have if you go on Spotify and look up talk sauce
00:24:26
Speaker
We come up first as Talk Sauce, then there's the Talkin' Sauce podcast, which fuck those guys. Fuck them. And then there's one called Sauce Talk, and that's an educational podcast. Fuckin' bullshit. I'm sure they actually talk about actual sauce. I hope so.
00:24:46
Speaker
All right, I've got the numbers of listeners. This is all time. I'm so excited. This is total downloads by country. With the United States, we have 1,055. Wait, hold on. All time. All time. People have clicked download at
00:25:06
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or like individual downloads. I think it just listens basically. Okay. I'm a thousand of those. Yeah, that's like 10 an episode, a little more than 10 an episode. That's pretty good. Yeah.
00:25:19
Speaker
India for some reason we have 54 I Don't know why you don't believe it You guys need to make a talk sauce like email or something and people can send in like their hellos and like things they want to Yeah, we should also do a live show outside the Taj Mahal
00:25:49
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25. We're doing a live talk. There's a crowd of people. We charge $10 a ticket paid for $140. Okay, next we have Canada at 38. I know where those listeners are coming from. Shout out, Kyle.
00:26:11
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He was in AJ's wedding with us boys. Yeah, he's a good dude. Yeah Picked up like as if Buffalo or Canada When he flew into Buffalo one time though, didn't that happen? Yeah, like your phone said welcome to Canada Oh, yeah, cuz I forgot to turn it on airplane mode and I guess forget you just don't believe it airplane mode That's your conspiracy. I actually don't believe in airplane mode I
00:26:39
Speaker
Yeah, I also forgot. I don't know. It was a combination of two, but I think Airpoint Mode is bullshit. That's on brand for you. We need to ask Trey. We need to have Trey come on and we'll have an Ask a Pilot episode. Oh, that's a great idea. Trey, let us know if you're down. We won't actually extend the invitation unless if we know you listen to this episode. Can Jeff you melt steel beams? I feel like he's the one to ask.
00:27:03
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It really happened to Malaysia. When I go to Ireland this summer, I'm going to listen to every episode while I'm there, so we have Irish listeners for the day. Oh, that's a good idea. Oh my God, genius. We do have here, I'm seeing 11 listens from Russia. I think that's like the communist American ideas kind of spreading over there. That makes sense to me. And then we've got a few from a bunch of random, like three from the UK, two in Australia. Maybe that was you, Emily.
00:27:32
Speaker
Oh my God, I definitely listened in Australia. Yeah, that's probably you. Helping out the data though. The map, it's kind of cool. There's a map. Let me send you guys a... That's pretty sick. Yeah, anytime any of us goes anywhere international, this goes to all the listeners. Listen to a couple minutes of one episode.
00:27:54
Speaker
Yeah, that's all we have. Let me check on every country in the world. Can we send pictures in here? No. I don't know. I've never used that website before. Yeah, I'm not gonna do it right now. Yeah.
Bidet Mishaps and Experiments
00:28:06
Speaker
Dude, I already got a pee again. I'm not gonna lie. It's the claw. It's the chuckle people went straight to the bladder, man. Yeah, a lot of liquid going down. Yeah, it's kind of sick though.
00:28:19
Speaker
I feel like seltzers make you have to pee real fast. I don't know why. I'm drinking Miller Lite. Dude, the champagne of beer. No, that's Miller Lite. You want more doctor questions? Oh, pardon. We can also talk about more. There are a few more. Here, we can wrap up. I would do a couple more. Pick a couple good ones.
00:28:37
Speaker
Okay. Why does poo poo always include pee pee, but pee pee doesn't always include poo poo? That's a good question. Was that Will or Joe or one of the brothers? No, but you're close. I wrote it. Why does pee pee always... Wait, say it again. Poo poo always includes pee pee, but pee pee doesn't always include poo poo. Okay. It's definitely all about
00:29:04
Speaker
the intra-abdominal pressure. Of course, of course. You're increasing your intra-abdominal pressure, so the P is going to come too.
00:29:19
Speaker
Didn't expect there to be a real answer No, I would prefer it that way though like if every oh, yeah disaster
00:29:35
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That would mainly go back to min though, right? So I don't mind taking a shit after the shower if it's like a while after the shower. Oh, yeah. It's like immediately out. Oh, no. If you're still like moist from the shower, that's a problem. Have y'all discussed the bidet yet on Pod? Oh, yeah, a lot. Okay. We talked bidet. We've done hours of talking bidet. Bidet all day.
00:30:02
Speaker
Should I tell you guys about when I tried to install a bidet in my bathroom? Did it like shoot you in the face or something? The toilet is too close to the wall for you to actually get enough leverage to like screw it into the back of the toilet. So my bathroom was just like... So we just have a bidet sitting in my apartment. I remember my friend Nick. He was depressing.
00:30:28
Speaker
Because I have my bidet and I guess like a lot of people haven't seen the days, you know, my friend Nick was over and I'm like, obviously a huge bidet fan. Do you have one? I can't convert. I've tried like any time I go home for Christmas or whatever, I like give it a go. But I just I don't think I can be a true convert. I'm sorry.
00:30:47
Speaker
That's fucked up you could but you don't Go look at the mirror
00:31:00
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But my friend Nick, I guess he was curious about it. And he just turned it on without sitting on it. And he just blasted the wall. Oh my gosh, Emily, were you home? You were there, right, when we were trying to see how far the bidet was. Yes, yes.
00:31:18
Speaker
We're at our parents' house. What kind of distance could you get on that? Whenever we're there, we all end up sleeping. There's a room with a bunk bed and then a trundle, and we all end up in the same room because there's not enough space for all of us. I sleep in the most absurd locations. Every time we go home, it's just a free for all. It's like you've been for yourself. You're not getting a bed. I always try and go to sleep early so I can land a bed.
00:31:44
Speaker
No, it's not like dibs for the whole trip. No, it's like the hierarchy. There's no hierarchy. It's gotten slightly reversed. I would think the one girl would get a bed. Nah, dude. I'm just one of the boys. Well, you'll just go sleep in someone's bed, and then for some reason, they don't kick you out. They'll just be like, damn it, and then go sleep somewhere else. That's family.
00:32:11
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but anyway so it was like there were like four of us and we were all like i think we had like the late night giggles kind of scenario oh sure we're all hanging out before which four
00:32:23
Speaker
It was the two of us, George, Sam. Was anyone else there? Some of the three oldest and the one youngest. I don't think I was there. I think I walked in as y'all were getting destroyed. You came midway while it was happening. Do you think the other four siblings that weren't a part of this felt left out? Probably. It was awesome. That happens though. Just like the luck of the draw sometimes shit goes down and you're not there for it in a big family.
00:32:50
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The way that the bathroom is laid out is the toilet faces like it could hit like the opposite wall of the Bedroom like it faces like through the bedroom. Oh, you open the door and then there's the bathroom and then there's the bedroom and Bunk beds right by the game room
00:33:08
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It's like it's like a bathroom between the bunk bedroom and then the one with the two. So it has been bad things have I think remodeled since you've been there last, but I was always switching shit up. Yeah. But anyway, it's like the other room, the one not right next to the game room, but like connected to that one by the bathroom.
00:33:30
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So we were in, I think it was just George, Sam, and me. And we got George to stand at the end of the bathroom and hold up a towel. And Sam and I just like, Sam and I just- Let her rip. That's so awesome. And then it hit the very top of the towel. And we were like, holy shit, how far could this thing go? So you guys would keep stepping back? Yeah. So the thing, I feel kind of- Mom must have loved that.
00:33:56
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Sam was standing there and I blasted him across the room. He was standing there right in the range and I just turned it on for a second and hit him in the head.
00:34:12
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But then we were like, all right, we're going no tells this time and we shot it. Yeah. The opposite wall. Like it went all the way. And that's why I'm out. Like for that reason, I am out. You would have loved to have been there. I don't think the story. I think for that reason, that's why I'm out of using of a day. Like I don't want that horse.
00:34:35
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on my body. You can adjust the power. You can go like water fountain pressure. Yeah, you don't actually use the full size. It was more of like
00:34:51
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A what can be done, not what should be done. You're only using the full power if you're trying to pleasure yourself. It's not recommended. It sounds like a UCI waiting to happen. Toilet water. You're in a retract infection in your butthole. I feel like toilet water's clean. I feel like toilet water's clean. Yeah, BTI.
00:35:17
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You BTIs are gnarly. You could get through a BTI, but a BTI? You could die from a BTI. There have been many fallen brethren.
00:35:28
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All right, we got a couple more questions for you. One, do people come in a lot asking for medication they see on TV or weird ivermectin and shit like that? I guess you have kids, so it's probably- Not a ton because it's kids. I need ivermectin. Give me that hydrocarbon. Give me that hydrocarbon.
00:36:02
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He made a lot of sense. Honestly, I probably got at least one or two of those like during the whole COVID thing.
00:36:23
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But the parents usually like yeah Just like that kid asking for Ivermectin is hilarious Just the concept of it so dude.
COVID Misconceptions and 'Docsauce' Ideas
00:36:34
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I had like I have some stories probably for like the next Docsauce Docsauce part 3, yeah Dude Ivermectin
00:36:48
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I don't know if it's effective with COVID, but that shit will fuck you up. Did you ever see the video? It was a gif and it was like Joe Rogan after taking ivermectin. It was like a half horse, half man like running. Yeah.
00:37:04
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I love just sprinkling some ivermectin in my joint. I put it in my oatmeal. Start the day off with a little dose. Isn't it like the, is it a true, I probably, this was a rumor, but like Newport cigarettes, they have that like gap or whatever and you could put.
00:37:24
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for ivermectin. Yeah, you could put ivermectin in there. I like to learn about ivermectin in med school.
00:37:38
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as like it was like anti-parasite and shit. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. I did listen to a podcast with Dr. Drew on it and he was saying it's like a legit medication, not necessarily just for horses. Yeah, you can consider it for parasites and whatnot. It's just weird like getting out of med school and seeing all these like
00:37:57
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like real world applications of these meds, like Kyra chloroquine and fucking Trump mentioning it and like- When did you get out of med school? 2021. So it was like right- What a crazy time to get out of med school. When Emily and I went to- With all the misinformation and stuff, you're like, I've just been in the shit of like learning about all of this. Yeah. And like hearing like the news talk about medicine. You're like, what the fuck? A lot of people ask like, a lot of people will ask me shit like,
00:38:26
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you know, text me about it. And I'm like, dude, I just graduated. Give me a minute. That happens with Alex a lot too. They'll be like, what do you think of COVID? Like, what's going on? And they're just like, come on. Dude, it'd be like my dream. I would like love to work with Alex. Like, we like, you know,
00:38:42
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manage a fucking ventilator together and stuff. You have a Botox and ventilation business. Are you dying of chronic lung disease, but want to look fucking fly while you're knocked out? We'll just put a little pump.
00:39:18
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Genius, we're shopping it. That's a great idea. Wait, wait, now it's on Pod, man. Oh, she'd be great for Docsauce. Yeah. She could come on Docsauce. It could just be medical sauce in general, but we got to still call it Docsauce because it runs. Oh, for sure. It's out and rolls out the tongue. Health care worker sauce doesn't sound special. Yeah, it sounds pretty cool. Yeah, what are we going to call it, nurse practitioner sauce? PA sauce. Health care hero sauce.
00:39:29
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I'm out of your coma better than before.
00:39:45
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Dude, Bo, did you notice that? I do want to say that I still go out of my window and bang pots together at 6 p.m. every day for the health care workers. Oh, dude. Thank you, man.
00:40:01
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Sounds like it's actually like that scene out of Tarzan. Did Philip Collins have anything to do with that song?
00:40:18
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for healthcare workers to Tarzan. I think Phil Collins did all of the Tarzan soundtrack. He did. Dude, that soundtrack goes hard. Emily, do you remember when we were kids and we would just like, mom would play the Tarzan soundtrack? 100%. And we would just get down for like a seven. I remember it. Emily, I remember I told you this story. We've talked about this on Pod, but I'm curious if you know it about how
00:40:45
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My me and Jack met for the actual first time. Well, I listened to every episode of Pod, but I feel like I need my memory jogged. So when my family moved to Southlake that summer, my mom took my brother and I to the Great Clips in Town Square to get a haircut.
Family Introductions and Sibling Humor
00:41:04
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Oh, I'm familiar. Great spot. And and.
00:41:11
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your mom took some of the gardener boys to get a haircut or eclipse at the same time and they were like a few moms in there. So Jack and I, I don't remember saying a word to Jack. Bo was that dog at the time. So we went to like the other. Yeah.
00:41:26
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Yeah, and I was like, it was like my first summer in Southlake like we moved in between summers so I didn't like know anyone that summer but our moms got the talking and like, and like, my mom found out about like all the siblings and stuff and then that was kind of the end of it for until Jack and I actually became friends.
00:41:46
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But up until Jack and I became friends, we'd be driving around South Lake and my mom would see the van with the sticker. And she'd be like, that's them. That's not real.
00:41:59
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They're not just a pigment in my imagination. And then when I told mom about Jack, when I told my mom about Jack, she was like, oh, he's with that family. The semi-cold. That would be crazy if that went full circle. I love how with the van, we like really leaned into it. Like we were like, I love the shit out of it.
00:42:22
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Every time I tell someone that they're like, whoa, like it's so funny. I just get whenever you tell someone that you have seven siblings. Yeah, I like hearing all the like reactions. Yeah, I got some good ones over the years. I get the same ones all the time. The oldest must be like insane to like the two oldest like you guys are like being like you were fully aware of like it was happening. Yeah, I took him to the grocery store like by myself like on my hip.
00:42:51
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Yeah, people probably thought he was our kid. He was a hundred percent thought though. 15 years. I was 15 when that kid popped out. That's so crazy. That's good, I know. People would be like, oh, he's so cute. When do you have it? And I'm like, no, God no. But it could be a real reality, especially in Texas.
00:43:14
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I'm glad that, for the record, Sam is not my child. I remember one time we kind of tried to punk him. Do you remember this, Jack? I don't know who was there. We were like, yeah, I'm actually your mom. That's so messed up.
00:43:29
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He didn't buy it at all. I am glad that Sam won fantasy football though. That was so funny, dude. He was getting cocky for the March Madness and his teams did really bad. I'm glad the karmic balance of universe exists a little bit.
00:43:47
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I got to pee really bad. I have to pee so bad. You guys want to stay on or should we just end it? I feel like... I could get on this day on, but if you guys want to end it... I kind of have to go... I have to go to a thing shortly. Okay, we can just... And I have to shower. I'll talk to you in a sec. Let me go pee and then see what's going on. Dude, my bladder's exploding right now. Yeah, I got to go. Okay, all right. Okay, much love everybody. Bye-bye. Yeah, thank you for coming on. Bye. Anytime. Talk sauce.
00:44:14
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Tuck sauce. Bo and Jack are just a couple dudes. Recap in line. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce? Tuck sauce.