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Talk Sauce #94 - We're Going Golfing
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This episode is basically just about golf
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Talk sauce. Talk
Thanksgiving Reflections and Podcast Success
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sauce. Whoa, and Jack are just a couple news. Recap in line. Talk sauce. Talk sauce. Talk sauce. Talk sauce. Oh, here she is. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. This is her humble day for talk sauce.
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by Talksoft. What are you grateful for this Talksgiving? Dude, a lot, man. Communist America, the success of our podcast. Thanksgiving is her new Christmas in Communist America. Yeah. Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday. And Christmas is the new Valentine's Day. I think things- I like how you just tried to say that and just like keep
Thanksgiving vs. Other Holidays
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going.
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Valentine's Day, the new Fourth of July. Of course. But yeah, I think Thanksgiving, Christmas, I just like the Christmas season the best, which I include Thanksgiving as part of it. Yeah. But Thanksgiving, there's like a little less pressure than Christmas. I think people tend to put a little less pressure on the holiday. I think that makes it like easier.
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Yeah. Yeah. I just give me shit. No, my nose legit. It was like when you see someone yawn and you have to kind of like had a scratch in his nose and then my nose started. And Jack looked at me and I thought he was giving me shit, but he looked at me. He was like, Oh man, you had a great idea. I was trying to hold back.
Podcast Creation Insights
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What were we talking about? So this is, thanks for going. I'm gonna give you guys a little bit of insight into the creation of Talksauce. We just did the last podcast.
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Oh yeah, we're backlogged. We're backlogged, baby. But it's Thanksgiving for everyone, I think. Tomorrow. Tomorrow? Yeah, tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For those listening. So get your turkey and cranberry sauce and your talk sauce and enjoy it.
00:02:24
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Yeah, get ready, cook with the family, listen to this episode and have your parents be like, this is what your friends do with their time. Yeah. Be like, yeah, at least it's not drugs, mom, you know. Yeah. Oh, well, do drugs while you listen. Yeah. So we don't care. Just get a little bit terrible. So we were talking about something. Thanksgiving being your favorite holiday. No, I mean, on the last podcast and we were like, let's keep talking about it.
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I think we were just I can't remember wishing like talking about holidays. I think we because we ended the last episode like saying happy Halloween and then you started saying happy thing and then it cut off. Oh, yeah, that's right. We were like, we should just start this episode. We didn't do it. We were like, we should start this episode by being skiving, skiving.
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It's giving Thanksgiving. It's giving thanks. Oh, that's good. Can we have an episode? For sure. So what's your holiday
Thanksgiving Travel Plans
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schedule? Like, how much time have you taken off from work? So at time of recording, I leave for Oregon a week from tomorrow. But at time of release, I'll have been in Oregon for a couple of days.
00:03:41
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I'm just working on the West Coast. I have Thursday and Friday off. Nice. So I'm just working Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. And then I'll probably just dip out of work a little bit early every day. Nice. Yeah, I'm taking Wednesday, Thursday, Friday off. Because you have to drive, right, to Dallas? Yes. Yeah. So I think I'm going to drive it up either Wednesday morning or Tuesday night. I haven't decided yet. Oh, nice. Yeah. What does Thanksgiving look like? Because I haven't really
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done Thanksgiving in the South Lake area as like an adult. I think the last time I did it was like freshmen or sophomore year of college when we weren't really like able to legally drink. And like, I feel like I've kind of missed out on the idea that people say the day before Thanksgiving is like one of the biggest party days. Dude, I heard that though. Like I heard people say that not just in South Lake, just like generally the night before Thanksgiving has a reputation as like a big party day.
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No, see, the thing is I got to go to bed early so I can get up for the turkey truck. Oh, yeah. Honestly, though, whenever I go back to Southlake, I hardly leave my parents' house. Sure. I mean, at this point, yeah, that makes sense. But like when you were like younger, like you wouldn't really go out as much. No, not really. I mean, it was kind of the case.
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For me too, I've never been in a position where I like want to go out and like see a bunch of people from high school. And there was a period of time when you would go because there's only a couple bars that are like viable options that are convenient, you know, from South Lake and a lot of kids. Yeah, I was always just I remember you might have even been there. I remember went to the ginger man, which I don't think is there anymore. But I went there one time and saw like 15 people from South Lake and I was like, this is overwhelming.
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Yeah, I think I've been to the ginger man once or twice because I don't even know.
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I don't think I was legally allowed to drink at any point in time while living in Texas. I think I was 20 when my parents moved. Yeah. Um, no, that's not true. Maybe. Yeah. I can't remember. I think so, but I might be wrong. I might be wrong. Um, we're going to talk to you on that. I've definitely been to the ginger man once or twice, and there's definitely a point in time where that would have appealed to me more seeing people from high school, like just random.
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Now I'm like, I wouldn't really seek it out. I don't think I'd run from it, but I wouldn't see. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of how it is for me. But I, you hadn't heard that the night before Thanksgiving. No, I've never heard that. I've done it in New York a couple of times and it's been fun because I've done Thanksgiving here a lot. But like when my parents lived in Chicago, it was like, um,
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I didn't know anyone. So I wasn't really going out. Right. Maybe I'll check out the scene. So I never really felt like I got to experience the night before Thanksgiving partying thing.
Thanksgiving Celebrations and Future Plans
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But I hear it's a thing. But this is the first year that I'll have a home cooked Thanksgiving meal since before COVID probably.
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So have you not gone back home for Thanksgiving? I've done it in New York a couple of times. One year my family went to Florida and we didn't cook because we were in a condo. So we just went to the grocery store and they did like a pre-prepared Thanksgiving thing.
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Um, so this is the first year i'm going to like my parents house since like 2019 I think for dang that's crazy But yeah, I guess it's like for you since you live pretty far away. Actually extremely far now since they're in Oregon Yeah, it's like you can't really do that in thanksgiving and christmas like a month apart. That's a no it's tough so like um So it's like one of the there's
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a big trade-off of living on the other side of the country is your family. Sometimes it's nice, sometimes it sucks. The holidays is when it kind of sucks. Yeah.
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But that's, I'm going to Texas for Christmas this year. So I'm very excited. Yeah, that's sick. And then next year for Christmas, we're going on a cruise. On a Christmas cruise? Christmas cruise. Like fucking South America and like the Caribbean and shit. I know it's like 12 days. Have you ever been on a cruise? When I was like in third or fourth. It's 12 days?
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Yeah, it's like wow It's like from like it's like from December like 21st like January 2nd or something dude I went on I've been on two with my family and it's so fun Like if you if you do it, right? It's you have to like lean into the cruise thing You have to just be like I'm on a cruise. Yeah Drink package and I was just like crushing strawberry daiquiris like every day and then you just like
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Because whenever you're in transit, you just like chill on the boat. You know, you're not doing tours. Yeah. But then it's the excursions, as they call them, were always like so fun. You just like pop in somewhere for a little bit. It's really cool. Can I amend something we said earlier?
Challenges of Abstaining from Alcohol
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Yeah. So for those of you listening, if you don't know, I quit drinking like a month ago, something like that. And Jack and I were talking about it in between podcasts, and I was telling him about a work dinner I went to. And Jack said, that's probably as hard as not drinking is going to get. And I agreed. But now that we're talking about the cruise, I'm like, a cruise would probably be the hardest. Yeah, a cruise would be pretty hard. Yeah.
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But so to give a little more context on your dinner, it was like a multi-course dinner where there was a wine pairing. Yeah, there was a sommelier and she like paired each course.
00:09:29
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with a different bottle of wine. There were like five courses total and I think three of them were white and two of them were red wine. They, or I think there was three white, three red and one dessert wine. And the whole time I just had to drink non-alcoholic rose, which is actually pretty good, but it wasn't, you know, it wasn't like they weren't pairing the non-alcoholic rose with every course, you know? Yeah.
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Like she would come in and describe the wine and why it paired well with the course and be like, yeah, I'll have the non-alcoholic rosé again. I know we were talking about sleep on the last podcast, but have you been sleeping better since you stopped drinking?
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No, I thought I was tired a lot because I was drinking and now I think I have sleep apnea. That's why I was like, I knew about the last time because I've been looking up. I was like so excited to be like, I'm going to be like refreshed all the time. I'm still just as tired. I'm like, oh, I don't think I think I don't breathe in my sleep. My dad has sleep apnea. He has a CPAP.
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Yeah, I'm going to a doctor right after Thanksgiving, so I'll probably in the next couple of episodes, I'll have an update on myself. Yeah, I might need to do that too. I'm going to wait and see what happens to you, but I feel like I could sleep better. There's definitely something I could do to improve. Totally. I don't know what it is, but I'm ready to find out because I know it's not drinking. That was me.
00:11:05
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Drinking like really impacts my sleep like bad it It always like ruins my next day like how so like do you not sleep? Well, I get a headache and then like can't fall asleep. Oh Sure. Okay. It happens like every single time but it's but I actually have recently done this thing like
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where so I went out last weekend and we we had quite a few drinks like kind of throughout the day and then I stopped drinking like two hours before I went home and was just drinking water and then I felt fine because apparently there's this this big impact of if you like have any sort of like drunkenness when you go to sleep it like really impacts your sleep but if you like sober up before falling asleep even if you sleep less it ends up working out better so I'll like
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drink a lot of water and then I'll like just when I get home, I'll like stay up for a while watching TV and then I'll go to sleep. That makes sense, honestly, because you're not really sleeping when you're drunk. You pass out. I feel like that's the difference. Yeah, you know, yeah. And it's like it's not restful. Like you could sleep a lot, but it just doesn't do anything. But yeah, since I started doing that, it's actually helped a lot. But I just try and like avoid
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Like during the week, I won't really drink, but it's kind of, if I have like a couple light beers, it's fine, but anything more than that, it kind of impacts. It is crazy. Cause it's like, even like if I were to have like two, three beers, I felt it. Even if I wasn't hungover, I felt it. Yeah. Like last night, I think I had, I met up with, um, some friends, Eric Sansan.
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Oh, yeah, he's in Austin. Yeah. And yeah, he we all like hung out and I had I think I had like a beer. I maybe had two beers and a whiskey. And this morning I felt like groggy and like very last night. Yeah. OK, you had two beers and a whiskey. Yeah, something like that. What was the context? Was it like a shot of whiskey? No, it's just like it's like a nice whiskey and a kind of beer. It was like a local Pilsner.
00:13:09
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Oh, so like, okay, it was just it wasn't like a heavy IPA. No, I'm just I think it's honestly, it's probably good because I feel like drinking it impacts my next day so much to the point where I just like won't won't drink very much just because I know it's gonna like mess my next day. That's good though, man. I know. I did not have that ability at all.
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Because I feel like I'm a very responsible drinker just because I know I just don't want to feel like shit and sleep like shit. It's crazy. When I when I made the decision that I was going to stop drinking, I felt my body and my mind like physically sync up because my body's like your body's like we can't keep up. And then my mind was like, no, we can't. We got. Yeah.
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And then I, and then I, and then I physically felt my body and my mind sync up on it. My body was like, yeah, we did it. So it is, I do feel better in a lot of ways, but sleep is not one of them so far.
00:14:18
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Okay. Well, keep me posted. Yeah. I'll let you guys know how the sleep apnea stuff goes. You should do sleeping pods where we just like talk each other to sleep and record our sleeping on pod. I can talk to you to really like how fucked up like our sleeps are. Dude.
00:14:37
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That'd be cool. What if we did biometric? Hey. Hey. Sorry, a new game started. I was just sincerely checking to see what game was on now because it's so much games. Those got football on behind them. Dude, how do you feel about the Cowboys? Tomorrow we got a big game
Golfing Adventures and Gear
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against who do we play tomorrow?
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the Giants on Thanksgiving. I think the commanders. I think I'm going to watch like the Giants game tomorrow with some friends. I'm golfing tomorrow at 10 30. I'm supposed to golf tomorrow too. But yes, dude. But it might rain. So it might get canceled. I'm not sure. Oh, dude, guess what? I'm doing when I'm in Oregon. Golfing. I'm my dad has a bunch of clubs that he doesn't use. Tell me about that. I'm getting I'm getting my own set of clubs because I have space for him. When are you going to Oregon for
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I'm going to Oregon for Thanksgiving. Do you know what you should do? A week from tomorrow. Well, I guess your parents are going to have to fly to Dallas. I was going to say have them bring them to Dallas, but that probably wouldn't make sense. No, if when we golf in Austin, I'll probably just use my hands or use yours because I probably still have a putter in your bag, right?
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Yeah, yeah, I still do. That was great. I have a nicer putter too that you can use. Oh, nice. Yeah, I'll just use your clubs. All you really need of your own is a wedge and a putter. Yeah, because I'm going to have to pay to check my clubs to bring them back to New York.
00:16:06
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But I'll just save money running clubs every time I golf. And I feel like it'll be worth it long term now that I have space where I can keep. Plus, it's like it'll be 50 bucks to check the club. Yeah, it's not going to be that bad for them, though. Yeah, my dad has a bag that I can have to. That's sick. Cowboy boots. I'm getting golf clubs. Do you have a driver? Yeah, I'll have a driver. OK, because I have the only thing I have is like some wedges.
00:16:30
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Dude, go to Costco. They make they make a wedge set at Costco and they look nice as shit. Oh, yeah. Have you seen the putter they make at Costco? Mm hmm. Dude, look at it. Look up Kirkland signature putter. It looks like a Scotty Cameron or something. Costco is the bad. You've got to see the butter. It's got like adjustable weights and stuff. And it's like 100 bucks or something.
00:16:54
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Dude, you know, we should, oh, it looks nice. Yeah. And then they make wedges too. And I think the wedge is it, it's like a hundred something for like three, but really nice. And pitch and like a seven. I think it's like a 60 degree here. Let me see. I see it here on 25.
00:17:15
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$42 Kirkland wedge set. That's not so it comes with a 60 a 56 and a 52. So the 52 is like a gap. Oh here I found it. Yeah. Oh, okay. They have it on Amazon for more expensive, but if you get it at Costco, it'll be cheaper.
00:17:30
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Oh, they're out of stock on their website. Oh, I guess that's the Yonkers one. I could probably log in with my mom's Costco membership, buy it, and ship it to my apartment. Dude, they look nice as shit. They do. And everything Costco makes is so good. I'm just sure they'll be high quality. Oh, I wouldn't... What it probably is, is like...
00:17:51
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like a fucking title list or something. Just they like. Yeah, just Kirkland. I'm sure it is. Honestly, that's what that putter. I'm I like my putter, but that Kirkland putter looks so nice, dude. It's crazy. I'm like, I'm so excited to golf in Austin. Dude, it's you've kind of been playing somewhat consistently. I feel like recently trying to I've been I mean, it's like it's like a hand. Yeah, I feel like this is the most you play golf like since you've been in New York probably, right? Oh, yeah, I'm playing probably
00:18:21
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three or four times in New York a summer to fall. That's pretty solid. Like once a month ish. And then when we go to Austin, I play or like, you know what we can. So there's this, um, actually it's been, it's like the oldest course in Austin. It used to be Austin country club. It's from like, I think it was made in the 1800s. I want to say the early 1900s. It could be up on the day. Actually, let me look it up.
00:18:47
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Um, but it used to be Austin country club and it's like right. It's right next to UT campus. And my new office, um, is right next to it. And it's so here, hold on. I want to tell you when it was made founded in 1899. Wow. And it's.
00:19:04
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It's a nine hole course right now, but it's you and it's walking only but you literally just walk up and they have like a Literally a parking meter there that you pay and it's it's like $18 or something for nine holes and it's honestly pretty nice You want to play mold like we can play an actual like and it has like par four and par fives and stuff but we could play an actual course one day and then maybe we can go and do that too and
00:19:28
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hell yeah dude I'm super and dude I golf is the best I love it it's the best I'm playing
00:19:38
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Well, hopefully we'll play tomorrow, but it's with, uh, one of George, like another one of George's friends who played in college. And sometimes we'll go out with him and they're like, he's bringing like his roommate, who I think is similar level to me. So we know who's in whose cart they always play like they'll gamble, but only for like
00:20:01
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for like 10 bucks or something, but it'll be like fair. Yeah. We're like you and George. Like Jack, that's the worst bet you've ever made. The people that I play with, I play with three buddies in New York and two of us are right-handed and two of us are left-handed. Two left-handed? That's actually crazy. They're brothers. So they're like left-handed. They're both left-handed.
00:20:29
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Me and the other guy are both great. Are they good players? We all have our moments. None of us are like horrible. But I mean, I'm the best off the tee.
00:20:51
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for sure. I remember that guy who changed my life. That was so funny. I could smoke the ball off the tee. His swing looks like he's just swinging with his arms or something, but then his ball just goes so far. I would love to like
00:21:26
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And I've gotten a lot better in other fields of the game. Chipping and stuff is still. Yeah, you're shipping. You I feel like you and I when we went out and played, I think we were like very similar skill level, like until we got to like the chipping and the putting. And then if I got like OK at that, it would take like 15 strokes. Yeah, like an insane amount. I feel like we got like up to the green in the same number of shots, but then you just took like an extra like
00:21:41
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Play with George when we're in Austin, have George look at it and see if he can diagnose what's happened.
00:21:53
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I can't figure. I don't know what it is. I mean, I don't know a little better at it. I'm still not great at it. We'll go out whenever you're here. We'll go out with George and he can and he can help. Yeah. That's what's nice, though. Whenever I play with him, I'm just getting like a free lesson like on that is sick. I know it's kind of like I obviously still fixed it because I never practiced, but I know like exactly what's wrong with my swing. You know, so I like the right thoughts and you can like kind of focus on some. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But I when.
00:22:21
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When I played last time, I nailed like a 60 foot putt and I chipped a ball in from 30 feet. Dude, that's sick. I was crazy. I was playing with. So on that course, I was just talking about that nine hole one. The very first hole is a par four, and it's really short. So they had like generally, I think it's right about like 280 maybe. So like borderline reachable with your driver, but
00:22:49
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They were doing repairs on the tee box. So the tee box was further up and it was like 250 and I was playing with my co-worker Who's like a similar skill level to me and he hit a drive on to the green and then made the putt for Eagle Absolutely insane and then two holes later he made a par the next one the tools later and we made he made a birdie and we're like What is happening? That's so sick
00:23:16
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Dude, I played a golf video game that I got into for a little bit like late in the summer and it honestly made me better at putting. It made me better at like club selection because I was able to kind of navigate club selection a little bit better because it tells you what they do a little bit precisely.
00:23:39
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And then I learned how to read greens pretty well from playing the game. Did you use 18 birdies? What? Do you know what 18 birdies is? No.
00:23:50
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Dude, download it for your round. You're playing tomorrow, you said? Yeah. You should download that app 100%. Have you used a GPS app before for distance? Oh, were you pointing at the flag pin or whatever? No. So this one, it's like, you got to download it. It's so sick. 18, 1, 8. Oh, it came up. And they have a free version, which is all you need. But basically, it
00:24:14
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they have a GPS and it's like all golf courses are on there. And you'll see like the course and it'll tell you like how far you are from the hole. But then you can also like look at the map and you can like, like on a tree or something for example, and you can see how far the tree is. So if you're like, oh, I don't wanna hit it all the way to the water, you can like see where the water is. It's a game changer if you don't have any way of like managing distance. And then you can also like input your score in it and it'll like give you a handicap and stuff.
00:24:43
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That's cool. Yeah, I just downloaded it. Turns out I had it in the past. I wonder if I downloaded it when we were in Austin and golf together last time. It's possible. It's kind of funny because my coworker, one of them uses it, too. And he and I play together a lot and I get notifications whenever he's playing. And so I went on his rounds. That's so sick.
00:25:11
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Yeah, it's funny, but no you you'll it'll make a big difference if you start you I just downloaded it There's a there's a golf course that I found that we're playing tomorrow. That's a 10-minute drive for my apartment Really? So you just do her I'm going to tomorrow. That's crazy. Yeah, that's what I was a cough Including cards. I don't know. I can't remember my buddy made the tea time. I'll let you know tomorrow. It's not very cheap Clubs and stuff too, but now we won't have to
00:25:40
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Even the Munis here, it's like 50, 60 bucks to play like on the weekend. It's so it's like pretty comparable to like New York. Honestly, Austin's about Austin's kind of a nightmare, dude. It's so the way that it works. So there's the municipal courses are like pretty much all you can play. Like there's some other like courses that you can go play, but they're usually really expensive. Uh huh. So we usually just play the municipals and they're nice. Like they keep them in really good condition, honestly.
00:26:09
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I'm plugging in my computer. It's dying. Um, they keep them in really good condition, but there's this thing where they have like memberships. So those people get like preferred tee times. Um, but the only way you can get like an actual good tee time. So if you want to play in the morning is you have to call them at, um, six in the morning and you call on Tuesday and you call and you just draw and hold for like
00:26:35
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10, like 30, like it can be a really long fucking time. And then you don't get a, the best tee time you'll get is like a 10 o'clock. It's crazy. And so there's this, you can also go in in person to the clubhouse too, to book a tee time and George lives near one of the courses. So he went in and he said there were like 50 like old dudes and they're like ready to make tee times. It's crazy.
Booking Tee Times and Visiting Barton Springs
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There's just like not enough courses, I guess, to keep up with how many people in Austin want to play golf.
00:27:03
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Oh, sure. Well, I imagine like the week between Christmas and New Year's will probably be, I mean, we'll be able to play for sure. Like it, we'll get a tee time. I'll do, I'll do that for, for us. I'll take one for the team. Yeah. I'm psyched, dude. Yeah. We might be able to get like a group together too. Cause honestly, I bet, um,
00:27:26
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Kelly would play I bet if like we were like play with us if like if you meet Kelly in whoever else like Wanted to play I bet if you and I were like we want to play other people Oh, yeah for sure and we can also go to the pigeon putt. Did I tell you about that? Yeah, you did That's really fun that one we can get like if people don't like want to actually play golf we can go do like you and I can
00:27:48
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Wake up one morning and play and they can like sleep in or something and yeah, yeah, I also Found a pigeon putt in New York. Oh sick heavy. Yeah. No, it's like kind of far Yeah, the one the one in Austin sick cuz it's like
00:28:04
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I feel like it's not gonna be there for much longer cuz that real estate has to be so valuable told me it's like in a great part of town. Yeah, it's it you know what Barton Springs Road is I know where Barton Springs. Yeah, so it's like on the street that leads to that and oh out of the river and it's like.
00:28:20
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This land has to be – because it's a pretty big chunk of land too and it's in prime Austin. I was listening to a comedy podcast the other day and they were saying that their favorite thing in any city they have to go to do comedy in is to float in the lake in Austin. Go to Barton Springs.
00:28:41
Speaker
Barton Springs rules. I haven't done Barton Springs in like the last future of sauce. Dude, we should go jump in it whenever you're here. It's cold as fuck. The last time I did it, I didn't have like shoes to wear in the water and my feet wanted to like fall off. All those guys. Honestly is to go into the paid side. It's like $5.
00:29:04
Speaker
Um, but it's, it's so much nicer. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. But it's kind of weird. So you know how, remember when we went canoeing that one time and we like flipped that canoe? How could one forget? I have, um, inflatable paddle boards and I did that last time. Oh, did we?
00:29:23
Speaker
We paddleboarded. I ran into paddleboard or I borrowed one from like when Alex's friends, boyfriends or something. Remember that we ran into your neighbors. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's so fun. But that water where everyone goes in is actually like sketchy as fuck. Like it has.
00:29:42
Speaker
You're not supposed to swim in it. Like there's literally signs that say don't swim. And then I got like a few times after going, it was more than once. I think twice I got this rash and I didn't know what it was. And then Alex saw something on TikTok and it was people getting like a rash from that water. Why? I think it's something to do with the algae. Gross.
00:30:00
Speaker
So I don't even like to go in that water anymore, but you can paddle down into Barton Springs. You can paddle past it. It sucks because it's so much fun right there, because hundreds of people gather. It's like a party. There was people with speakers. One time some days, people made a DJ platform and floated it out there and just started DJing on it. That's so sick. Yeah, that's really cool. That rules. Dude, yeah, I'm excited. Unfortunately, I imagine it'll be too cold to do that, but I don't think it'll be too cold to golf.
00:30:29
Speaker
Nah, we'll be able to pull. As long as it's not like freezing. I know it's not going to be too cold to bull. Oh yeah, bullying is on the menu. But I'm down to bundle up. As long as it's like... Oh, we're a hoodie and shit.
Concluding Thoughts on Golf and Business
00:30:41
Speaker
Yeah, I'll bring gloves. I want to hit the Lynx, you know what I mean? Yeah, brother. There is a course here that's like one of the municipal courses is Lynx style. So if it's like cold and windy, we'll go play that one.
00:30:56
Speaker
hell yeah dude that's so sick the people who don't know golf did not understand that truth at all but it landed for everyone else they were like fuck yeah brother all right i think we could call it there yeah we we talked about golf for a lot of that one i'm sure if you made it this far good for you if you did it if you did it you're
00:31:22
Speaker
You're missing out on the secrets to communist America. We're bringing back the importance of golf in the workplace. All meetings are conducted on the golf course. On the golf course. Yeah, I feel like you strayed too far from that. Yeah, we need to go back to American values of golf being an important part of business. Yeah. All right. Bye, guys. Bye. Talk sauce.
00:31:49
Speaker
Tuck sauce. Quo and Jack are just a couple dudes. Recap in line. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce? Tuck sauce?