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Nonsensical Nonsense Yep this is a show
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Transcript
Introduction and Social Media Promotion
00:00:07
Speaker
What the fuck I Well, no, I'm trying to fix up that is it I'll play our music Apparently, I'm the only one that can do anything around here. This is how we start to show out You won't fucking accept
Podcast Availability and Merch Store
00:03:40
Speaker
What's going on everybody? Get rid of that, get rid of that. There we go. Welcome to Nonsense is Go Nonsense. Happy Saturday. Hopefully you guys are enjoying your weekend so far.
00:03:54
Speaker
I'm good. We got Jeff and Tony here as always. Go ahead and check us out on social media. If you feel like it now, it's physical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok. You can also join us live on YouTube and Twitch every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night. And if you don't want to join us live or you can't hang out with us live, don't worry. We got you covered. You can listen to us on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts that we also have
00:04:24
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and email nonsense go nonsense podcast at gmail.com and let's not forget about
Music Shoutouts and Needs
00:04:30
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the merch store. T spring slash nonsense go nonsense podcast. So good. Just follow gifts alike. If you guys would be so kind, give us a share. Shout out to our man, rock Lee for that awesome intro. As always, we love you and I can't get enough of it at the end of the day. It is what it is. That's my shit. And hopefully if it gets off his ass,
00:04:53
Speaker
more music to come that we can play on the show. I always say that because he needs to be in the studio making more music and giving the people what they want. There's a lot of shitty artists out there today and he's not one of them. He's like, yeah, ADM combat on TikTok, Facebook and all that jazz.
00:05:22
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but uh he's easily one of the probably one of the uh hidden gems in the music world today you know and and when he does pop up it's like when he pops up on your for you page you have to drop everything like oh shit did he come up with something new and you know what he does he's a busy guy he's a busy busy man
00:05:50
Speaker
He needs to be unbusy and make more music. Mainly just appease me if you will. Well, you know what it comes up to. The dude does have to pay the bills, so you can't fault him for that. Ah, bills, bills. Be like, Chef, don't pay your electric bill. I paid my electric bill. I paid it yesterday. They wonder if you're doing it.
00:06:20
Speaker
if you're going to make it for a podcast. Well, no, it's literally. And the dribbles are scared of the dark. You know, the power has been flickered in Mexico. It's been thunderstorms for the past couple of days. I lost power a little bit for yesterday. It was only for like 45 minutes. I wonder if they just shut, I wonder if like the power company just shut your guys' power off just to shut it off.
00:06:51
Speaker
and then they conveniently like they wait and do it for um when uh thunderstorms and shit are rolling through so then you guys just think oh it's just a thunderstorm it's no big deal it's really about a company going fuckers we're gonna save 3.7 pesos for killing their power for a half hour no well no because i paid for it so they'd be technically losing money if they did that yeah when it comes down to uh
00:07:21
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um where i am is the the power power wires go underground where everywhere else they're above ground yeah so it's it's a new system that they're working out the case i guess one of the we're we're i think we're the only the fifth place in cancun to have power cables underground
00:07:51
Speaker
You guys are just now getting power cables under the ground.
Power Outages in Mexico
00:07:54
Speaker
Okay. Remember that we are at like 10 feet above sea level. You have to remember that.
00:08:15
Speaker
Hello, Amanda, how you doing? Gentlemen, good evening. The champ is here. Appreciate it. How's everybody doing? We were literally having a conversation. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, see? How the guy is here before the show starts. It still manages to show up eight minutes late and completely pull the e-brake and disrupt everything. And then you didn't learn that from me first and foremost. With all my broadcasts, you shut that shit up. Thank you.
00:08:45
Speaker
I mean, if I was just hanging out in front of the camera, just talking to random people in the chatters, then that would be a different story. No, my son had asked for something, and Jason was asking something too, so. It's 11 o'clock yet. The crazy here appears, yes I am, in the flesh, trusted and press member. All that. Gentlemen. The guy, I swear, like, you know, some people, some people, you know,
00:09:14
Speaker
when you, when you have to tell people like I was the, I had the highest grades in my class. You really didn't, but you probably need to tell people. I'm like me. I don't have to tell people. They just know I'm the champ. Yeah. I don't have to tell them. I'm sorry, but, but. Top five reasons I'm a better champ than Glick. Hey, Albert Finney. Albert Finney, calm down. Albert Finney. Yeah. Yeah. Daddy Warbucks from the 1982
00:09:45
Speaker
I don't
00:10:04
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See, he thinks, I don't think, I know, I know I'm the champ. He thinks he's the champ. You know, I would go so far as calling you Tim Curry's character of Rooster because you do toot your own horn a lot. Tim Curry, I'm glad you, I don't know who Tim Curry's character Rooster was, but I'm just glad you didn't say from Rocky Horror Pictures.
00:10:32
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You've never seen the original 1982 Annie with Carol Burnett and Albert Finney and I literally it got stuck in my head the other day and I've never You've never seen it You know what Albert Finney is you've seen Aaron Brockovich he plays the lawyer Haven't seen Aaron Brockovich. Aaron Brockovich was a great movie. I only saw him once. That was a good damn movie though
00:11:01
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Really? You've only seen that movie once? I've only seen it once. I got the point. It was a great movie. I knew what the movie was. And I've seen documentaries on that case and on that situation. I just never watched the movie. I've never watched any of the Annie movies, either. So. I'm just trying to think about Annie. Well. I know what Annie is.
Pop Culture and Movies Discussion
00:11:21
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I know what the movie's about. I know. Albert Finney. I'm trying to think about some of the movies he's in.
00:11:30
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I'd look him up, but it's probably not even the right person, because we all know how you are. You split the 1982 cast of Annie. Albert Finney, he played Daddy Warbucks. Carole Pope had Miss Hannigan. But Albert Finney was in Aaron Brockovich. He was in Big Fish, Scrooge. He was in Skyfall 007.
00:11:55
Speaker
uh oh well you've seen um uh uh what's the ocean's 11 movies right he plays uh he plays i watch ocean's 11 was a good movie stop it well he plays the guy that's Bernie Mac yes that's true yeah we're gonna have him say to jones's dad
00:12:23
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He's got a boat that's set everything up. Gotta have to take your word. I looked him up. I think I know who he is. He looks familiar. He actually looks like an actor today. Or an actor today looks like him. Yeah. The actor's called Albert Finney. He's actually an actor, Christopher. I hate to be the very bad dude. No. There is another actor today that looks like him.
00:12:52
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like a young actor that looks like him when he was young. Really? Oh, I'd be curious to know. But I, like I said, I watched the other day, I got onto an old movie kick and I watched that. And then I started looking at comedies and I had to watch Richard Pryor and the toy. I haven't watched that movie yet.
00:13:20
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you've never seen the toy. I'm not going to lie. No. Oh, you will hate it. Well, first of all, let me let me let me let me stop. Let me stop. You're going to drive crazy. Every time we do a broadcast, we talk movies and make some nuts. You've been telling us that for two months. I have been telling you guys that for six fucking months. It's because you guys will spend you guys will spend the whole broadcast. Yes. Every every episode of every broadcast talking about movies, you want to talk about movies, start to Tony and Jeff movie hour.
00:13:51
Speaker
How about that? We do. It's the first hour of the nonsense. And why? And why wouldn't Tony like the toy? I mean, it's a movie from the 80s. Okay. It's funny as hell. However, however, there's a lot of references to the Klan and that shit. It was the time. 14 minutes. It was the time first and foremost.
00:14:22
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second of all second of all i haven't seen it since i was like a little kid oh shit sorry shit i didn't mean to do that i did not mean to do that i didn't realize that the clan was mentioned because i never noticed it because the last time i saw it i think i was like 12
00:14:44
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Have you ever seen Bustin Loose? No, I want to see it. Look, I do all your apologies for this one. Honestly, I'm going to be dead serious. But that was one of the best fucking movies I've ever seen in my life. That has to have been one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. That was a great dead movie. But they did have a skit with the Klan in that one.
00:15:07
Speaker
uh i i was like i was i was going through that that website that i sent you guys and uh i said i'm messing with other stuff over here when you said it doesn't work on your iphone but but i was going through it here on the computer and uh i got into jaggy gleason and i was i was kind of like i want to watch all of his movies the honeymooners yeah i have
00:15:37
Speaker
Well, I mean, him and the toy cracks me up, and his girlfriend calling, she goes, his name is U.S. Bates, as in U.S. Dot. But his girlfriend has a super thick accent, and she calls him U.S. She goes, U.S. And he literally at one point goes, it's U.S., not U.S. Oh my goodness gracious. Oh my goodness gracious.
00:16:06
Speaker
Oh, that movie's hilarious. Other than that, I didn't play with my new voice. What were you over there playing with? Himself. It's more entertaining than listening to you two talk about movies for the 975th time in a row. You know, I think if we did a movie podcast, it would actually take off.
00:16:34
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I'm mad at someone again. Tony, if we went and did a movie podcast, it would take off. Really? Because there's much- Oh, I'm not saying I'm going to do it. I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying it's an oversaturated market. Like true crime and paranormal. Movie. Which movie? There is no way that you're going to do it that it hasn't already been done 20 times, Jeff. What's that? The podcasting market for movies, movie themed podcast, like true crime, paranormal and stuff like that.
00:17:04
Speaker
It's the reason I didn't do a true crime or a paranormal podcast, because the market's oversaturated. Jeff, he's actually correct. A lot of times when I say I'm skeptical of how I do a podcast, sports, movies. No, no, no, no. I would do it, Tony, because it's you and me. Oh, we'd be here all day. After a month, we'd be done, but we would be here all day.
00:17:30
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Yeah, that's the point. After about a month, we'd be like, yeah. It won't last. It won't last. Well, yeah, I mean. We get bored with it. Sure, shit, don't get fucking bored with it here. You were talking about cars, home repairs. And you were talking about us talking movies. The whole world knows the movies we're talking about. Nobody knows your home repair jobs like we do. That's educational. Shit. And how do you know? I don't know anything about cars.
Illegal Car Races and Skepticism
00:18:05
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My tires and Aaron my gas tank and you see in that car, it's a Koenigsegg You seen a new one you seen a new one fucker's gonna do 300 I just bought one today It's a police edition you bought a Mattel version
00:18:24
Speaker
No, I did not buy a Mattel version either. First and foremost. There is a company out of Dubai. About faster. It's got turbine on it. I was driving it in the parking lot earlier. It's called the something 16. I can't remember what it's called, but I think it started with a B.
00:18:48
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like the vector or somewhere like that, but it's called the 16. And it's a quad turbo V16 1500 horsepower, 350 mile an hour vehicle that only costs 5.6 million. V16? Quad turbo.
00:19:12
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It shows up in one of Drake's videos. Tim Conrad was good. Hold up, Tim. I got to look it up. I literally just watched a video that's kind of like, there's no proof that the car actually exists. It's a prototype, obviously. OK. Send a Drake video clearly and it exists.
00:19:40
Speaker
No, but it's a prototype. You don't see it moving. It's a sort of weird thing. Just like a kick arm. It's just a body sitting on a frame. No motor or anything like that. That's the point. I got to look up what it's called.
00:20:06
Speaker
Well, first of all, Chris Technician, how you living? Appreciate everybody coming through. Between that car and the off-road Lamborghini I saw this week, automobiles have caught my attention. And I would be looking forward to the automobile expertise of the both of you. I apologize, Tony. I was incorrect on the horsepower on that car. Gotcha. It's actually called the velocity.
00:20:32
Speaker
Devil 16, D-E-V-E-L, 16. It's 5,000. What's going on, Chris? Why would you... Unless I'm in a race across the state of Montana, why do I need that? Well, here's the thing. It's built and developed in Dubai. I'm gonna actually send you a... Dubai's not even a big country. Where the fuck are they going with all that horsepower?
00:21:01
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They got nothing but space. They're not talking, man. Resolute and correct. Wherever the fuck they want to go is where they're going. That's a helpful point. Yeah, exactly. I mean, they got more money than they know to do it. But this company, it's called Deville, or I think it's called Deville. Deville or Deville? 5,000 horsepower. It's 5,007 horsepower. I just sent you the video on our Snapchat. There's controversy if the vehicle actually exists.
00:21:32
Speaker
Oh, I believe it exists. It just can't drive it no damn way. No, no, no, no, no. As in, well, no, they're supposedly going to be selling out in the States. No, well, apparently Drake has one of the first orders.
00:21:45
Speaker
He's got an order boys are going to drive. He ain't going to drive. Well, he could drive somewhere in Canada. Well, you can still drive the fuck. We're going to hit a parabola out before he gets real. But look up the look up. Look at the mountain riding the moon. We get rich since we even hit the fucking powerball since some jackass already hit the fucking mega millions. If we didn't hit that shit, we should have got a car piece and we should have had a cannonball run across the state of California. You know, they still do that. When?
00:22:14
Speaker
The Cannonball Run, it's on every year. Where? Are you serious? Yes. Actually, it's called the 2916. Where is it at? It starts in New York, just like in the, and look up the movie, Gumball Rally. It starts in the Cannonball Garage in New York,
00:22:44
Speaker
And it goes from New York to LA. And the fastest time right now is... Four days. Five days. Five days. No, it's... I think it's 38 hours is the fastest time. There's no fucking one. Well, you don't do it as one person. You do it as a team.
00:23:11
Speaker
You're not like it's it's 24. It's a 24 hour drive from Ohio to Brownsville, Texas You're not going to new from New York to California in 48 hours. So I don't care if you got 990 fucking people driving It's possible with
00:23:31
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It is a 24 hour or 18 hour or something like that drive from Ohio to Brownsville, Texas. From Ohio to New York City is like 10 hours or something like that. I'm not buying it.
00:23:53
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31 hours and 4 minutes. I did know somebody who drove for California with the average speed of 145 miles an hour. So they don't have, yeah, yeah. No, they're literally breaking the law. Oh yeah, that's my point. Yeah, they're not stopping at any stop lights, stop signs, anything. How did they not get caught? How did they not get caught is my question.
00:24:17
Speaker
They have scouts. They have, they literally, the last guy that won. Here's the thing, if this is a known. It put a 150 gallon gas tank in it. And his hammer has three bodies. And that radar. Radar. A Mercedes what? I think it was a SL65. That's a little sitting, right? The CL.
00:24:47
Speaker
It's a sedan, right? Do you know how much 150 gallons of gas? I'm not saying it's smart. I'm saying. I had a hundred gallon tank diesel tank on the back of my work truck. And when that fucker was full and this was a one ton diesel, it squatted it. The fucking Mercedes isn't going anywhere with a hundred. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. It's clearly not stuck, but I can't. I can't.
00:25:17
Speaker
I can't. Where do they find the room in a Mercedes CL or C-Class or whatever the hell it's called to put a 150 gallon tank? It's my question. It's a one seater. It's a one seater. The whole car is a gas kit. The whole car is a gas kit, yes. The guy that just beat the newest record, he did it in a... What is it? And that's the thing. This has to be sanctioned in some way, shape or form.
00:25:48
Speaker
because it's a known event. You know people are doing it. It doesn't matter if you have scouts or anything else. If they're doing it illegally, it doesn't matter how many scouts you have. Police departments are going to know about it. Be on the lookout for it. Oh, I'm not saying I know everything there is to know about it. Here, Tony, this is the guy that has just lost his record. Oh my god. I am so happy for you right now.
00:26:18
Speaker
You have no idea how happy I am. I'm so excited. They built an Audi to look like a car. What happens if it dries? Check the video. I can just say you, it's actually really cool. This is still boring. Let's see what these fucking videos. It doesn't work. I'm watching the highlighter literally dry, which is more entertaining than listen to Jeff talk about some illegal car race.
00:26:48
Speaker
it's erased and it got erased some highlighter my daughter got for school and has an eraser on it but even erase it so you can yeah you can highlight something and then if you want to un-highlight it you just erase it it's so cool it's so cool i'm so happy yeah you are i'm so excited for you you have no idea
00:27:16
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I can't remember the name of, it's called the Cannonball record, but it was beat last year.
00:27:29
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But last year, I don't believe the record actually counts because it was during the height of COVID is when they did it. So nobody was on the road. Nobody was on the road, duh.
Comedic Personal Anecdotes
00:27:43
Speaker
They were able to break neck fucking speed. Nobody hitting 140 and not getting caught. Exactly. I don't.
00:27:58
Speaker
I'm trying to find the cannonball Mercedes. Where'd you get this from? I got it. I told you to how much I hate you right now.
00:28:22
Speaker
I was actually, I was actually going to give me a shirt today when we was out and about and the shirt store that was in the mall has closed down and moved. Right. So I was like, son of a bitch, I found a really cool design too. And then I was going to put the champ on the bag just in case you guys forget. Um, actually. There.
00:28:50
Speaker
Okay. The way I think they're going to go. I think I'll be picking up some merch real soon. I was looking at that today. Let me know before you do tell me. I will. I will. I will. If things go right, I should be picking up some stuff real soon. I was actually on the merch store today, but I was trying to do it on my phone and it kept freezing up on me. So I was like, fuck, I got to get on my laptop clearly. Oh, the site might be acting up. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's always real glitchy and weird on my phone.
00:29:20
Speaker
So, it usually works better on my on my laptop. You can have my posture. Geez. 28 hours, 50 minutes was the previous record. This motherfucker still looking. Like Will Smith on Mini Black. I'm trying to find out what. You better not. You better not. I'm just going to take this time to learn to play the guitar while you guys chit chat about cars. You know, stop your walk with Elias guitar playing.
00:29:51
Speaker
No, I'm trying to find out what kind of exchange is it. W WG stands for walk with click. I wrote a song. It's called Jeff is an idiot. That is off. I didn't learn how to play that damn guitar. First thing I guess I could learn how to do is tune it.
00:30:20
Speaker
where I could go buy one of those electronic tuning devices that you just put on the end of it and strum until it tells you you're good. That's what I bought. I bought the pilot. How's that going? They're filtering the dozers. It's going good. I was playing yesterday. I played for like an hour and a half yesterday.
00:30:48
Speaker
that one went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind. He's way behind. He was willing to make a deal. But they come across the garden gnome playing a fiddle. He said, boy, I'll tell you what. I guess you didn't know it. But I'm a fiddle player too. It's a violin. Whatever, bitch. It's safe. I'm the devil. Listen to what I gotta say. You know what? Take the fucking thing. I quit.
00:31:27
Speaker
For all of you wrestling and playing SummerSlam is going on right now. I did not realize it at first. Yeah, I'm watching it tomorrow. Yeah, I'm going to watch the replay. We're going to watch it tomorrow. I got nothing else to do on Sunday. Cash and I are going to watch it tomorrow.
00:31:43
Speaker
Cause that's why I knew it was on tonight. So no spoilers. Since this is nonsensical nonsense, I want to go ahead and be clear. Anybody who has a decent movie set for Apple products, let me know please. Thank you very much. Oh, what? A decent movie set for Apple products. Yes, little boy. What do you mean, like? We can't just go. It's 8 o'clock at night. He normally has you out of there by 6 or 6.30. That's why I said, I'm going to wait. We're going to see you about tomorrow. What do you mean, like?
00:32:13
Speaker
like that Flixer site that that Jeff uses. We can go to Zanesville and they have my uniform. We can go to Zanesville. Well, that's where it's at. Do you know where Zanesville is? I'm just saying. Do you know where Zanesville is? Google Zanesville and tell me where it's at.
00:32:42
Speaker
Well, is that the only place? There's not a place like in town. It's not just my kids that bother me when we go live. That's what she has and why everything is. And this is a place you can actually try stuff on and they like. That's a store so we can go there and we can buy them. We don't have to order online. All right. We'll try to figure out and see what their hours.
00:33:07
Speaker
My kids that decide that all day long I was ignored, but it's really go live. She was at work. Apparently, I went and I went and bought school supplies today. Which one did that one? The oldest? Yeah, I see all this one. There you go. There you go. She'll dance with you. She'll dance with you. She gave out last night. She was like, hey, dad, will you do a TikTok dance with me? I said, have you ever seen me do a TikTok dance? And she's like, look, it's this easy.
00:33:38
Speaker
First of all, I can't I cannot do any of them TikTok dances. I'll tell you that right now. Don't choreographic. I can dance. I can't. Yeah. Yeah. That's good for the dance on TikTok. If you want to have any pride of your life. Monday through Friday, they're open nine to seven.
00:34:04
Speaker
All right, we'll try to go out there sometime this week. If not this week, then when you guys come back before school starts, we'll go out there like on a Saturday or something. Amanda, you can set that up. I'll start that Wednesday. I would dance to karaoke for the right price up here.
00:34:33
Speaker
That's really all we need to get besides everything else. Okay. Well, they might have them there too. I don't know. Yeah. Well, like I said, if we can't go this week, we'll, we'll go. That was awesome. When you guys what? That was awesome. There is no need for DNA tests for those two. Like, yep, they're related. She said no. That's a good move.
00:35:03
Speaker
What are you going to do? Yeah, we can't go this week. We'll go when you guys come back. Okay. So I took them shopping today for school supplies. Mind you, just school supplies, not shoes yet. Unfortunately, you are right on the goddamn money.
00:35:27
Speaker
I know 301 Tony. That's just supplies. That's not, but he wears a uniform. She has her pants. She needs polo shirts. I would have had both showcases. Yeah. Oh yeah. It was 301.
00:35:43
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It was 301 is what my receipt was. I want you to know something, okay? That's why I'm a champ. You saw how good that was? Yeah, you know what? Everybody knows. I don't have to show them every show. They know. You okay? It's okay. I know you wanna, you wanna be, you wanna be on the show. Every damn week, you counted it. You channel Tom Brady. You kissed my ass. Why are you still out there, Tom Brady? Stop being a bitch. Pussy!
00:36:12
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Tom Brady fears Glick as he should because Tom Brady shows his beautiful handsome face around here. It's going to be his ass is what it's going to be. So for school sports for three kids was 300 bucks, right? What cash? I don't know.
00:36:41
Speaker
And that's not even all that way. That wasn't, that was mainly all buggy and Cassius school supplies. Austin only got a couple of notebooks and some pencils. Um, but yeah, like I said, buggy wears uniforms next year. She's already got her pants. Austin gave him, gave her her pants, but I've got to get her some polos. Cash has closed out the ass. So he's good. I got to get him some jeans and stuff when it gets cooler. But he's in this phase where all he wants to wear is like sweat pants and, and, and exercise pants.
00:37:10
Speaker
That's all I want, sir. He's eight, nine. Which is cool. I mean, I don't care. He wants to wear basketball shorts when it's nice. And he wants to wear basically comfy pants, sweatpants, you know, that work out there. I'm just cool. He can wear it whenever he wants to school. I swear that name today on Facebook. You ain't right. Freshman year of high school. Freshman year of high school, we all wore those fucking plastic tearaway pants. Remember that shit?
00:37:40
Speaker
They were, oh yeah, I remember. Warm up pants. You don't remember those, Tony? They were plastic, with buttons down to something. Well, you were. Basketball players. Yeah, basketball players and cheerleaders were. Yeah. But yeah, so in Austin, I still got to get her scrubs, her jacket, her, because she has to have all white leather shoes. She's taking nursing at the vocational school. I was about to say this before. Vocational school? Yeah. No, she's going to Licking County. She's going to Sea Tech.
00:38:17
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Unfortunately, I didn't want to be in building trades I wanted to take automotive I wasn't tech or out of body
00:38:31
Speaker
I wanted to take I want to television communication and production and I had an absolute ball. My my top three classes that I wanted to take and I was denied on all three of them was cosmetology, chef and catering and horticulture because all the chicks were. And Mr. Geiger, my teacher time, he's like, look, you're not. No, no. First of all, you're not allowed to take cosmetology because it's a little girl.
00:38:59
Speaker
Yeah, you know what? If you would have done that today, you would have done that today, you would have been incase. Yeah, back then it was. Right now, that's where the money's at too. There's big money in there too. All the other side. No, no. And then he was like, and I'm not going to let you take horticulture or shipping catering because you only want to take them from the girls. So how about you not waste your talents and pick a class where you're actually going to excel at?
00:39:28
Speaker
My homeboys took culinary arts. He loved it. That's what chef and catering was, was culinary arts. But I've seen the incoming class because I was there a year before everybody else. OK, if it fits you, great. Buggy should be here tomorrow. Cool. I was going to say, I saw the chef and catering class. The kids probably showed up there. Yeah, well, I had to shut my door now. Well, I bought Jeff Hill like this.
00:39:56
Speaker
You know, we were talking stranger things and, um, but he's a big fan. All the kids kind of like stranger things. Buggy's a huge fan. So I ordered her a hellfire club shirt, the one that Eddie wears or whoever wears. Well, I thought I ordered a men's, a men's large while it was a woman's large. And it was, it there, the shirts run small.
00:40:24
Speaker
So I was like, all right, I'll just return it. No big deal. I got on Amazon. So I go to return it. Amazon says we're going to refund you the money and keep the shirt. I was like, cool. So they gave me, I could have had it refunded on my card or I could have had an instant refund onto my Amazon gift card or whatever. Yeah. So, um, I was like, all right, I'll do that. And then I'll just, so I was like, all right, buggy. Well, they have a men's large.
00:40:53
Speaker
or a men's 2x. And she's like, well, just give me the 2x. And I was like, it's going to be huge on you. And she was like, well, I wear your shirts and I like the way they fit. I was like, all right, order your 2x. So I ordered her the new shirt Friday. And I was like, by the way, it'll be here Sunday. She was like, wait, what? Really? Yeah, it's Amazon Prime. I said, shit, I ordered
00:41:20
Speaker
I got I got to send you guys what I I ordered a phone holder for my car. This thing is nice like it clips onto the rearview mirror. I can open the closes. Well, it clips onto the rearview mirror like hangs over and hangs over.
00:41:38
Speaker
And then you like clip it and it opens and grabs your phone. You can swing it back and forth. It's got a telescoping boom. So you can drop it down low and then full 360 degree turns and angles and stuff. Well, I seen it on Snapchat. I was like, that's really cool. Let me see how much it is. Clicked on the ad, went to the website, $70, three week delivery. I'm like, I want it.
00:42:03
Speaker
Well, let me see if Amazon has it. Amazon had the same exact phone holder from the same fucking company. Ten dollars. What do Wish have it for? Oh, I didn't look on Wish, but it was ten dollars. Same day delivery. I ordered it at nine o'clock when I got home from work that day. It was sitting on my doorstep. What kind of cards are you playing? You came from the door? Word. You got doorstep work.
00:42:29
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I have Amazon Prime. So, if I can get something delivered that day, I click on. Yes, I got that. Yeah. So, I click on it. They're like, would you like it delivered today? Yes. I've been with two years last year because I was on Amazon and Wish and I was going to be pleased with all the things. Oh, I bought Wish too. I actually ordered a new ring. Uh a new big ring like I have and uh I ordered that metal phone case. Oh, yeah. You did say that. I remember that. That mother **** phone case. Bulletproof glass for the front.
00:43:02
Speaker
I don't know. I don't know. It was just cool. It was two dollars. It's an it's an Iron Man phone case. Oh my god. It's a I can add my phone to my arsenal if somebody ever breaks into my house. I **** wing my phone at them. Render them unconscious. And then I can get whatever weapon then while they're a sleepy time, I go, hmm, which weapon do we use?
00:43:27
Speaker
We don't need a gun at this point. Do I go WWE style and smack him in the face with my championship? When they wake up, you look at him and you go. Wow. Welcome. Welcome to Gleeks Playhouse. What are you talking about? Let's play a game.
00:44:03
Speaker
Oh, that was disrespectful. That was disrespectful. No, but it's somebody breaking in your house. Oh, are you sure you got a pro mouth? That movie is disrespectful as hell. Alexa, Alexa, cue the dueling banjos.
00:44:22
Speaker
You sure do. You gotta put a mouth. Screw like a pig. Screw like a pig, boy. That broke in the wrong house. Holy **** How come he was in the toy? You need to see the toy. That was a classic. I do remember. I just never watched it. I think my mom, I was too young back then. I watched it when I was a kid.
00:44:52
Speaker
the choice. Yeah, it came out like one more thing to see that you were already graduated high school and he said, you're just getting out of college. Yeah. You're graduating college in 86. So that means that means I might've been both of y'all's daddy. Okay. You graduated college with your master's degree, master's and mastering. Well, Tony D, if you're my dad, you and I have to have a conversation.
00:45:20
Speaker
No, we don't because uh you owe me 18 years. Tony, if you're my dad, is that? No, Jeff. Shut up. I'm sorry. It's not easy that was for him. Remember what I said Wednesday? I'm just saying. Nope. Nope. I'm allowed to say. Nope. Nope. That
00:45:58
Speaker
A lot. You're lucky. I lost my. No, I played that. Think, think about the things you're going to say before you say them. Yes. I played that for Tony directed at Jim from Tony D in Georgia, all the way to Jeff and Cancun, Mexico.
00:46:21
Speaker
Tony D writes. He's never that many good with this many hookers on TikTok. Jesus Christ. Tony D writes. Jeffrey, please shut the fuck up. I got to admit, that looks pretty good for my first attempt. Not bad. Yeah, I lost my sound board that Tim sent me when I... What was that? It was a website that I had saved. And I lost it when I switched over my phone.
00:46:52
Speaker
I can, I actually, I can't remember where I think Tim sent it to me on Snapchat. I can't remember. Oh, that's worse. Once it's lost on Snapchat, it's never going back. I wonder if I can make myself like Snapchat and just disappear. We'll look and never have to worry about you two again. We'll always see you later. I've thought about it all day.
00:47:24
Speaker
Oh, there he is. On a cool, quiet night in October, if you listen closely, you can hear Glick's beard blowing in the wind. Exactly. It sounds like it will.
00:47:39
Speaker
And if you look real closely, you'll see it as well. Throwing through the branches. There he is, the majestic click in his natural habitat. Speaking of the majestic, speaking like that and the narration when you, I watched, I sat my son down because I hadn't seen him.
00:48:06
Speaker
I'm gonna eat a bullet. I'm gonna eat a bullet. Yeah. The movie The Guys Must Be Crazy. I never watched it. My whole movie was hilarious. Oh my god. That movie. Chris, have you seen it? I haven't heard of it. Really? Is it not bro? No. No, it's it's it's it's made in I think it's an African company.
00:48:32
Speaker
Yes. Was it on Twitter? It's also made in Africa. I think it's a South African production. It's made like a documentary. Yes. About an Aboriginal tribe that find a glass of gold, just like this one.
00:48:56
Speaker
They find a glass coat bottle like this one. And it's the hardest thing they've ever found. And it causes problems. So the, the one tribesmen decides to throw it off the end of the earth. Now these people have not seen anybody, but the same 10 people for flat earthers.
00:49:21
Speaker
No, they're like, they live in the Sahara. They live in the desert, in the middle of fucking nowhere. Yeah, that's the middle of Africa. The north. Yeah, it was like the north. No, shut up! Damn it!
00:49:37
Speaker
do yourself a favor look up the trailer for gods must be great on Netflix and watch it and trust me it's fucking hilarious i love you too
00:49:56
Speaker
I mean, it's the acting is terrible. Nobody that you know is in it. But holy **** I sat down. I had my kid watch. I told Kevin. I said, you've never seen this before. He's a champion. You should have hit him in the forehead with it. Yourself, the champ. Don't be mean to my game.
00:50:30
Speaker
But you can grow up here like mine. You can tell me who I can and can't be nice too. Be quiet before you get knocked in the head with it. I've read something today, gentlemen. I'd like to get
Music Break and Preferences
00:50:53
Speaker
You know I bought today because I can hey champ your beard so big you can't even find your stuff in it I Can't find my stuff what stuff am I looking for? That's my pocket
00:51:19
Speaker
so uh we're almost at break so why don't you save it until after break before we get into a discussion all right no so i'm just saying save it for after break but uh cash got cash got birthday money from his birthday so uh we went and he actually bought this really cool like darth maul build your own fucking lightsaber kit thing it's a toy i mean it's not like a like an actual replica like you said but it's still pretty cool and it lights up and
00:51:49
Speaker
makes battle noises. And when you hit stuff with it, it makes, but he also got a, um, a remote control car set. It came with, uh, uh, it was like a, uh, Shelby GT 500, whatever the fuck. No, not that Eleanor is like, like a Lamborghini looking. Oh, it's, uh, it's like the Shelby one.
00:52:18
Speaker
It's the second generation of Shelby. Yeah, but it's it looks like a police car and then the other ones that is like this other I think had a weird name. I think it was that car you were talking about earlier. That's why I said I bought one today was the was the police car Shelby.
00:52:32
Speaker
I don't think they are. These are just remote control cars that they buy. So they they just did it with like a random car. Just like you see pictures of Lamborghini Countach's as as actually police cars. Yeah, yeah, that's in Europe. That's in Europe. They do have them over there. I'm gonna have cash bring them in here to me. But it was a set so it came with two cars.
00:53:04
Speaker
Well, I couldn't just not get one for myself. So I did, uh, I did go. I bought that set, cashed out that set. And then I bought me, uh, I was, I was debating between the, the, uh, dogs. Okay. So here it is. It's a, I think it's a Shelby.
00:53:28
Speaker
No, that's the Ford GT. That's the Ford GT. That's the new one. Yeah. Okay. So yeah. No, that's the Ford GT. The same one that John Cena is being sued by Ford for selling. Yeah. And then this little crazy ass looking thing. That's a quad. No, that's not a quad. That's the Lycan.
00:53:57
Speaker
Yeah, it is. It's a Shelby. It's a Shelby. It's not. It's not. It's the 2022 for Shelby. Okay. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. It's actually cool. I uh Chris not to not to uh
00:54:20
Speaker
one up, but uh, you always, I too, but it's not, it's not one up thing. It's just a silly little toy skyline. Okay. Both of those are way cooler than that. Uh, this is the fast majority of skyline. Again, that's really quick. Both of those are way cooler than that, but, uh, cash. You did not meet your mic.
00:54:49
Speaker
I thought I did. I wasn't yelling at them. I was yelling for them. I swear they're deaf. But because I didn't... You can take those back up there. Hold on a second though. Because there was only two cars, I did buy a third car. And I was debating between the... It was a 2015 Dodge Challenger or Hellcat RT or whatever.
00:55:13
Speaker
Yes. Or this one. And the kids were like, let's get the bumblebee. It's the bumblebee movie made their car. Now they're pretty, they're pretty cool though. They're fine. I was out, I was out driving around the parking lot. I bought me a toy and I put it together. I found it. Thank you too, by the way. Sorry, I didn't have my messages up there, but I did find it.
00:55:43
Speaker
at the store I go to. This is the it's actually made out of wood. What is that? It's a 3D. It's the Eiffel Tower. Eiffel Tower. Jesus Christ. He said a toy and they're like, I got this wooden. It's literally the Eiffel Tower but it's it's all. Shove it up your ass.
00:56:02
Speaker
It's all laser cut. And you, you actually, it comes in flat panels like this, like, you know, you remember back in the day when you bought plastic model cars? Yeah, it came with all the, yeah. They come in like, you literally have to put the stupid thing together. I don't ever want to hear, I don't ever want to hear anything about, Oh, I can't share the podcast because I work. It spent two hours putting the goddamn wooden knife tower together.
00:56:34
Speaker
And we're doing a **** spoon all day. It's not like I sat there and did it all at once. We did it over the week. For like maybe 10-15 minutes a day. You could share out every episode of the podcast. I could. And don't trust me. I know that. That's why when the day comes and we make money, I'm not gonna feel bad keeping it all. That's okay. Giving you guys pennies.
00:57:07
Speaker
I'm going to throw pennies at Tony. I'm going to come park in his driveway and be like, who do folks do in my drive? Don't worry about it. It's in your fucking driveway. Tony's going to come out with a flashlight. I think I win the flashlight at that competition.
00:57:36
Speaker
with that that uh the Eiffel Tower thing they got it's pretty cool I know the patience for those things uh well it's actually it it comes it's it's literally got a whole bunch of little pieces and stuff like yeah you know and it's like anything you build when you buy a a dresser it comes with the instructions and all the pieces are right labeled and just I don't know how well you can see this but like
00:58:01
Speaker
Do you glue it together or does it have like pretty? It's got preset tabs. This is one of a corner piece. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What, what holds it together? Like little tabs or? No, it's their, their friction fit. But there, it's, um,
00:58:21
Speaker
I just don't think since they're laser cut, like you can actually tell they're laser cut because it's burnt around the edges. So it's laser cut. So they actually hold together for the laser. But what's really cool is like, it's got like what the top part of the Eiffel Tower that sets. You know, it's got like little tabs.
00:58:46
Speaker
that I don't know if you can't see them. Well, yeah, you can see them down here. These little tabs, yeah, goes in and then goes sideways. And it's got another piece that you put in there to lock it in place. That makes sense. But yeah, they got.
00:59:08
Speaker
like 157 different ones that size and then they got ones that are like a big clock that's fully like fully functional fully works they got ones that's like a globe but it's a hundred and fifty dollars
00:59:28
Speaker
This one was 20 bucks for that. 20 ducks. It goes up to like $400. I stole them ducks from the pond and I pay for this Eiffel Tower today. But they have a fully functional ferris wheel that actually when you're done you put in a battery and it starts moving. It runs off two 9 ohms.
01:00:02
Speaker
And I'm going to slowly buy all of them. We're at the one hour mark. I think it's time for a break. My man wants to hear the Blacktop Mojo. I don't need you to tell me it's break time. I said, but you should do sometimes. No, I don't ever need you to tell me it's break time. If we run over, we run over.
01:00:20
Speaker
don't throw mama from the train. I don't know. It wasn't. It wasn't. That was a dumb fucking movie. Hilarious. Like it was funny, but it was a bad movie. Much like maximum overdrive. Maximum overdrive. Fun to watch, but a terrible fun. Get him Jeff. Break time. Blacktop Mojo. Stream the moles. Check out all social media wherever you're streaming at Blacktop Mojo. Don't ever say I don't give to the people. Don't ever say I don't give to the people. On the fly, I was able to pull this.
01:00:50
Speaker
While Jeff was talking about his Eiffel Tower butt plug.
01:01:13
Speaker
My piece of sunshine Oh, you're my ecstasy Something I never could find Oh, please don't let me go
01:01:45
Speaker
and tell me everything. Hold me down and make me scream. Hold me down and I'll give you anything. Oh, please keep me from leaving town.
01:02:36
Speaker
Oh, I can't stay long this time Oh, baby, it's killing me Oh, baby, it's killing me Oh, be gone and tell me everything
01:03:08
Speaker
Hold me down and make me scream Hold me down and I'll give you anything
01:04:18
Speaker
I'll be gone and tell me how to
01:04:37
Speaker
anything
01:05:41
Speaker
Yeah, a little blacktop mojo for your ear hole Appreciate y'all listen. Hopefully you're enjoying the show so far tonight Little requests from the chatter's box. Like I said, don't say I don't ever give to the people he asked and he received I Just don't happen to have that in the little cash. Hey, if you will I had that I actually had a different song picked for the first break tonight One that I like better than that song. That's a great fucking song. I was blacktop mojo
01:06:10
Speaker
If you guys don't know already, you shouldn't. I'm more 151 episodes in and if you've listened to at least one of them, you know who Blacktop Mojo is. Blacktop Mojo hold me down off their newest album. But if you don't know who they are, go ahead and hop on your little Google box or whatever you use and check out Blacktop Mojo wherever you stream music and on all social media. They're on tour right now.
01:06:36
Speaker
and on their YouTube channel and uh Facebook and stuff like that they're doing tour diaries so every stop they're posting videos that the following day and uh showing the concert and different things like that it's it's pretty cool i've watched a few of them we go to social media if you guys aren't already go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsense school nonsense Facebook Instagram Twitter and TikTok
01:07:02
Speaker
Don't forget to join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch. You can come hang out in the chatters box. Say hello. Don't be shy if you're watching. Don't be a lurker. Don't be a stalker. Say hello to my little friend. His name's Jeff. And say hello to my bald friend. His name is Tony. And I am the bearded one. Glick. But you know that. Everybody knows who I am.
01:07:30
Speaker
I don't have to tell you who I am. You just know who I am. And if you don't want to hang out with us live, that's fine. That's okay. You don't have to. We've got you covered. You can listen to us on Spotify or anywhere you listen to podcasts. We are there ready to be in your ear holes at your demand for your consent. Consensual ear hole gasms, if you will, brought to you by nonsensical nonsense.
01:07:58
Speaker
Nice. You're rocking the Budweiser for the turn. I will shift today. I'm exhausted. Hell yeah. Hey, don't forget. We also got an email. Nonsense. Well, nonsense podcast at gmail.com and we do got a merch store. Teespring.com slash nonsense. Well, nonsense podcast. So give us a follow. Give us a like. And if you guys would be so kind, help us grow. Give us a share. Tell a friend. Nice. A little.
01:08:27
Speaker
Yes. La Carte for your part. A bunch of cokes and glass bottles. We are growing a little bit every day and I do appreciate the new listeners, especially
01:08:42
Speaker
my contractors. What's up guys? Any of you guys listening to this? What's happening? Everybody who's brand new to the show. I'm enjoying yourselves. I'm still waiting on messages from you truckers out there. You guys are coming to take care of my buildings at work and make my job easy and my life even easier. I appreciate the **** out of y'all and my vape store guys. Shout out to you guys as well. What's going on? Lids making this beautiful hat. Vapors. And last but not least, one of my favorite
01:09:12
Speaker
He's like top three favorite people right now. The one and only Dustin, my tattoo artist. For talking about our show, you go to Hillhead first, you bastard. I saw that coming. You see what I said too? You see what I said too, too? How's your show going? Oh yeah, that's right. You don't have one. You're my bitch. I mean, you're a fan of our show. What I wanted to talk about
01:09:40
Speaker
It is a fantastic song. I had another one that was better. The RC cars and stuff, but I literally got it typed up. That's almost break time. Hold it off until next break. I got it in the chat, so I'm going to bring it up. Who do you have in the chat? I just put it up. Read it. Now, does your mind not say
01:10:07
Speaker
First one and spell out the second one when you see it written in a text My mind says my mind reads what the fuck but spells out lol If I see WTF in a text, yeah, my mind says what the fuck it doesn't say WTF it says what the fuck but if you spell out lol I go lol
01:10:35
Speaker
That's how I read it. I read it lol. I don't somebody if somebody said if you text me and you were like Jeff, what the fuck? YouTube I would read Jeff. What the fuck? I would not read Jeff WTF YouTube. What the fuck right? But if you say something and then you put lol I
01:10:57
Speaker
I'm going to eat a bullet. I'm going to eat a bullet and it's going to be tasty. Do you want me to carve your name in it?
Text Abbreviations and Vape Flavors
01:11:08
Speaker
For fuck's sake, Jesus. How do you know I have an article? What were you saying the other week? I have no idea. Don't say it. Don't talk about it.
01:11:25
Speaker
I'm trying to I'm trying to I'm trying to explain it and make it make sense to the listener So when somebody texts you WTF you You automatically read in your head you say what the fuck But when somebody sends you lol you read in your head. Yeah. Okay. So where are we going with that? I read law
01:11:49
Speaker
when I see all of them. That's the other one. Hello, you, you motherfucking Waller. But do you, does your brain automatically fill in the blank on the WTF or does it, or do you read WTF? I honestly, I have no idea. I'm not being a smart ass. I'm not trying to be a wise ass. I honestly have no idea because I
01:12:18
Speaker
I don't think I have much free time. My shit does not do that right now. Really? Yeah, really. See, I find that I find that amazing because literally if I read what I typed out, it says my mind reads what the fuck but spells out lol. That's how I read that. When I read the text, if I sent you a text and said WTF Jeff, you're a fucking idiot lol. You would read what the fuck Jeff.
01:12:46
Speaker
You're a fucking idiot. It's how you would read it for the record. Chris technician. I had hardy vegetable. Ask your kid. Ask your kid. I was
01:13:09
Speaker
being shown her latest TikTok. She's not gonna know what the hell you're talking about either. She's gonna say the same thing, Tony. Jeff, she's gonna say the same thing. If you get a text message and it says like, what does that say? That right there, that's highlighted. She can't fucking read, apparently. Well, what does it say? Just read it out how you would read it if somebody texted you that.
01:13:39
Speaker
my mind reads WTF which spells LLL so that's how you would read that if somebody texted you that you wouldn't say what the fuck yeah yeah you would say what the fuck or yeah you would say WTF WTF okay that's weird that's not me it's Jeff
01:14:13
Speaker
I actually saw that on Facebook and I read it and I was like, wait, I don't know, but you thoroughly confused the absolute fuck out of most of us.
01:14:30
Speaker
I was gonna be nice and say Tony and I, but yeah, like Tony said, anybody listening to this, right? A truck driver just drove off the road just so you know. Probably, I probably saved his life. One of my clients, one of my new clients for the new project, he's actually a truck driver and he's like,
01:15:00
Speaker
He was driving while talking to me. And he's got, you know, he's got, he's got me on speaker phone. And he says, he says, you know, it's that time of year where all these 16 year old kids get their licenses, start talking about themselves. Did they just, that happens all year round? No, but it, it happens a lot in the summertime. Is it more than the summertime? He says, he's, apparently he says it's more than the summertime and he gets cut off all the time in certain areas. I've had a Tuesday in a nice tank sandwich.
01:15:31
Speaker
with an ass salad. Chris, that's what you're saying. I'm going to translate that into what Chris actually said. He sucked some dick and tossed some salad while rest his chin on some tape. That is exactly what I said you had for dinner. Well, you said you had. No, Chris, that's what you had. And I said, Jeff had for dinner. No, you did not. I didn't hear my name.
01:16:00
Speaker
He might not have heard it, but that's because you were talking. All I heard was Chris saying that he had some, some dick and some toss-up salad. That's what Jeff had. No, I didn't hear my name. You heard yourself talking. Uh, earlier when I was shouting at all, all my peoples, you know, the vape guy, I went through the, well, no, I know you don't know him personally. It's not him personally. This isn't a story about him personally.
01:16:30
Speaker
Good dude though. He's a really cool guy. I like it. We usually end up bullshitting 10, 15 minutes. We're until a customer comes in there and then I'm like, ah, well, I'll see you later. But, uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I needed new juice and you know, we, we conversate a lot. So, you know, um, but I need a new juice. I was about out of juice. I need some new coils and, uh, talk, say, give me a couple of coils and I need some juice. And he's like, oh, brother.
01:16:57
Speaker
I got a new juice in today and I was like, well, hey, what you got? He's like, here, give that a whiff. He slid over the juice that he's using and he's like, I fucking love this. But it is PB and jam monster. Nice. So basically a peanut butter and jelly, but it's banana. It smells amazing. I have not tried it yet because I changed the core on this. I was letting the coil get saturated and all that. Right. Right.
01:17:26
Speaker
It smells really good. It smells like a peanut butter and jelly banana sandwich is what it smells like. Now, can you taste the banana? That's what I'm about to find out right now as we speak. Because both of mine, that Lola you had me get and that Rocky that I have, both of them have banana in it, but I taste no banana. Get you a banana. No, no, no, no, no, no. They're actually really good.
01:17:55
Speaker
Uh, there's a, there's a banana pudding and there's a banana bread. Try those. Uh, I cannot remember the name of the brand, but every brand I've had that has been a banana pudding or Anna bread is amazing. Remember runs the candy runs. Yes. I love those bananas. I love those.
01:18:17
Speaker
Yeah. Like I said, so I'm going to try this banana. I eat because I hate, I don't, I just banana is, it's not the taste. It's the consistency. I don't like the consistency of banana. It's too mushy. It's so disgusting. Oh, I love banana. Now I love anything. It's actually really good. Is it?
01:18:42
Speaker
It's actually really good. You get the nice PB&J taste to it, and then a nice banana aftertaste, like a nice smooth banana aftertaste. It's really good. Right on. I want to find that popcorn butter. I found one. It was called Cinema Popcorn. That sounds disgusting. As much as I like popcorn butter and I like that. It smelled and tasted like popcorn butter. Yeah, like I love going to the movie theater and getting popcorn and everything like that.
01:19:11
Speaker
But that sells. It sounds terrible. But when you actually get it and you take a couple hits, you're like, god damn, that's good. And then, of course, you're like, we should make popcorn. That's the problem. And I think that's the problem I would have with the one that you should want. I would sit there and go, we should make peanut butter and chili sandwiches, damn it. Speaking of Cam, he posted something the other day about twisted tea
01:19:41
Speaker
real men saying twisted T blah blah blah yada yada yada and and uh the real real men drink drink light beer and they say that twisted T is for girls or whatever it's a mean that he posted and had a guy wearing lace panties and I was like well contrary to what you idiots believe uh twisted and a couple of his buddies like man that twisted T ain't no joke it'll put you on your ass and I'm like uh contrary to what you idiots believe
01:20:09
Speaker
Twisted Tea is only 5%, which is the same as regular beer. And light beers are anywhere from 4.3. Yeah, you know, like 4.3, you know, whatever. And I was like, so it's not that much of a difference. And then some guy was like, oh, you real men, I drink IPAs. I'm like, real men and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, real men won't drink an IPA because it tastes like a rancid donkey dick that's been marinated in cow shit for a week and a half.
01:20:40
Speaker
I've never had a good idea. I'm sorry. And I like craft beer. And I know there's some craft beer. There's some, there's some, there's some breweries that have beer that they make that will put you on your ass because some of them are upward. There's a brewery. There's a down here just down the road from me in Granville that has a beer on tap. That's like 39.5%.
01:21:12
Speaker
Jesus. Some of the breweries that I took care of in Charleston, a lot of the beer that I would get from them, the lowest one that I had was like 12.5.
01:21:23
Speaker
Most of them were right around 17, 18%. Well, no, that's amazing beer. No Secchi's beer, the one I buy at the beer store here, it's a 8.9%. Well, you also have to remember here in the States, when you get imported beer, like the German beers that I like in Germany, and you can get them here in the States. It's just a select few places I can get them. Some of them are, most of them,
01:21:52
Speaker
average like their low end is like nine, eight or nine, but they go up to like 16, 17% out. But when you import them, when you import them into the States, you have to dumb them down to the 5%, 5, 6%, whatever. But there are places in the States that you can buy that gear full flavor. Not down, not too far from me, about 15 minutes from me with traffic. 15 minute walk or 15 minute car ride?
01:22:21
Speaker
Cartwright, called Cabwright, Cartwright, whatever. They're opening a store called the Beer Box. And the Beer Box is literally beer from around the world. Yeah, no, we had that in Charleston. It was called Total Wine and More. Right. So you can get any wine you could think of, but then they had beer. No, it's just beer. Oh, total? It's just walls. I went in. A buddy of mine knows the owner. And he's like, do you want to go in? I was like, yeah, sure. So we went in.
01:22:50
Speaker
And they were, they're still doing, they're still stacking stuff, but it is just wall to wall. Yeah. Well, that's how total wine and more was a wine store. So you get all the wine you wanted, but they had beer and they had all the imported beer. And then on top of it, just a little, little icing on the cake, if you will, liquor store was attached to it. Nice. So you had your, you went into the front door and you can either go to the right
01:23:20
Speaker
and go into the liquor store, or you went to the left and you went into the wine and beer store. And they had beer from all over the world, plus all your ingredients. Tony, I wanted to ask you, what's the smallest of that crown peach they make? They want to be one size to fifth. Yeah, I was going to say, well, I've only ever seen the crown flavors in fifth.
01:23:38
Speaker
I'm going over to a store. There's a store here called Le Europea. Le Europea is like a giant liquor store. And I got liquor from around the world. And I was going to pick me up some of that Crown Peach, because it actually, Tony talking about it makes it sound good. I mean, Chris, you drink beer all the time, so it's nice. I don't know about it, Steve. I told you that. If I talked about shit all the time, would that convince you to go buy shit and eat it? It's OK. I don't know. It depends on how well you talk about it.
01:24:09
Speaker
I mean, you did get me by the stupid Lola that I'm now addicted to. And I said, ordered me some more. You say stupid Lola, but was I right? Oh no, you're not wrong. Well, uh, just to say, just say the words, say the words, say the words, stay the words.
01:24:35
Speaker
You were right. Say the words you dirty whore. You tell daddy what he wants to hear. You're wrong about most of them. So shut the fuck up. I'm saying you got nothing. Say the goddamn words. Say the words I want to hear. You filthy whore. Tell daddy what he wants to hear right now. I did order both another set of Lola and Rocky. Well, Jeffrey, I'm going to turn you on to another.
01:25:05
Speaker
won by that same brand. OK. The Sandy. Sandy? I did. They did have that. I didn't. Yeah. The thing is, when they read it off to me, they translate. They say it in Spanish. So I have to translate it in my head. And the way they explained it, it didn't sound appealing. What is that? Gorilla, right?
01:25:34
Speaker
silverback silverback silverback it says welcome to the jungle it's silverback juice company yeah just a shout out to silverback if you are listening uh we all want even tonus because we gotta get tiny back
01:26:01
Speaker
we need to get some of the silver. We gotta get Tony to uh it is a watermelon and bubble gum wrapped in a strawberry and it is kind of like regular bubble.
01:26:19
Speaker
It's not like a great bubble. No, trust me, trust me. The bubble gum. If it's a little too overwhelming, the bubble gum will take over. The bubble gum is like a nice accent, like a nice accent flavor. It's more of a strawberry watermelon with that bubble gum thrown in there. And it's, you will not, trust me.
01:26:43
Speaker
that's what I was actually going to buy today until my guy turned me on to this and he was like, try this and I'm like, all right. He's like, have I steered you wrong yet? And I'm like, yeah, you know, okay, you got a point. Because I always ask him, I always ask him when I go in there, you guys got anything new or have you tried anything new? And he knows what I like. You know, he knows I don't like the menthol or the ice flavors or anything like that.
01:27:10
Speaker
Yeah, I don't like, I don't like anything mental. I don't like anything. He tried to convince me, you should buy this one. It's tobacco flavored. I'm like, wouldn't I just buy cigarettes? Actually, actually, if you have a setup like Tony has, those, those tobacco flavors, like if you get a marble light flavor or whatever your brand was that you smoked.
01:27:34
Speaker
It was like full flavored reds or lights. I'm just going to use Marvel just for instance. Right. Marvel reds, Marvel lights or whatever. And you get that tobacco brand and you got to set up like Tony has the pin. It's fantastic. It's, it's really nice because, because believe it or not, like for me, cause I, I, I, when I lived in South Carolina, I had a customer of mine that had a tobacco farm.
01:28:00
Speaker
And the actual taste of tobacco, I kind of enjoy. Oh, no, no, I do. I do like if I buy a hand rolled cigar. Hey, Chris. Hey, welcome back, Jason. Hand rolled cigar kind of thing. Not any additives. Yeah, that's actually good. But, you know, like I said, I don't like anything.
01:28:30
Speaker
minty or anything like that i'm out i can't i like i hate i have to i'm literally searching for a non-mint toothpaste since we're talking about vapor that actually tastes decent i hate
01:28:50
Speaker
Oh yeah. No, I don't like that. That's why I don't like about like the crush or the ice or the. Since we're talking about vapor, let me, let me go a little throwback nostalgia for the, for the OG listeners. That's why I said, Chris, if you're still here. If I get something that's like, I hate great. I hate anything great.
01:29:15
Speaker
and I hate anything mint or spearmint or anything like that. You know what would be really good? Like a juicy fruit gum flavor. They, you'd be surprised they have it. I would say get away from the fruits and get into like the cereals. They have like 30 pebbles, they got a Captain Crunch flavor that's amazing. They even have a shovel and milk flavor that is stupid good.
01:29:43
Speaker
The one I wanted to get, the one, the store I wanted to go to was closed last week, well, when I was over there. They didn't open for another two hours. If you ask them real nicely, Tony, they could probably get you a mochi, chiefly. What does a mochi taste like? Salsa? Salsa and salsa. A chalupa?
01:30:14
Speaker
Oh boy. I get some really good flavors that are not too fruity. I have the lola which is strawberry banana dragon fruit and then this one is strawberry banana vanilla bean ice cream oatmeal. Strawberry banana vanilla cream. Vanilla bean.
01:30:42
Speaker
Before you stray too far away from the fruit flavors and stuff, let me know if you want to try any of the dessert flavors. And when you go to the shop or whatever, just let me know what they have and I'll steer you in the right direction because I was on a dessert cake for a long time. Like the banana nut bread and Tony said, I don't know if Tony's had that juice before if he was just saying that in general.
01:31:05
Speaker
banana bread. I've had it. I mean, when I go to Starbucks, I used to get that. I want to deal with the coffee. Yeah. No, that juice is really good, but there's some really good dessert flavors out there. Uh, and before you go, let me know like when you're there, uh, and they have to translate everything for you. It's in English, it's in English, but they have it behind the counter and they're like, but a lot of times, yeah, but a lot of times they don't put the flavor
01:31:34
Speaker
right on the bottom, you know what I mean? So you got to kind of, but I've been doing this so long that, you know, I can kind of point you in the right direction and get you some good flavors if you want to adventure out. This red fruit one, I need to try it again. I think it was like, I put it in with the, like the new coil that I got. The new coil I got is not as powerful as the old one. I'm looking at how hard you're going in with his big juices. I'm not even mad at him.
01:32:04
Speaker
The, no, no, like he's, he's new to the game, man. No, no, I'm, I'm old hat because I, I had a vape like four years ago. I just, calm down. Come down. I got rid. I stopped using it because not to be the one over, but I had a vape.
01:32:23
Speaker
four years and one month ago actually it's been a lot longer than that that i've been vaping it's been a very long time i got i got really heavy into it with my old vape with my old vape would go through coils you couldn't adjust i had a cheaper vape where you couldn't adjust the power right so i would go through coils just
01:32:44
Speaker
I'd go through a coil every week. I was spending more money on coils than I would on anything else. Well, a lot of times also depends on just because you get a coil that's rated for, we'll say 70. I found out this vape actually reads the coil and will not let you go too hot. That's pretty good.
01:33:13
Speaker
Well, what I was going to say. The new coil I got before I used to remember on my last coil, I thought it was funny because I said it at 69. I can't go over 60 now with the new coil. Well, what I was going to say is, say you get a coil that's rated, I don't know, we'll just say 80 to 90. If you run it at 75 ish, 70 ish, you're still going to get the same hit. You're still going to get a good flavor out of it.
01:33:42
Speaker
But it's going to last a little bit longer. That's where people. Yeah. You know, people, people will get it. And I'm set at 45. Well, like my coil is rated between 50 and 60 in this right now. I've got it set at 40. You're still getting a good hit. You're still getting a nice flavor. You're still getting a nice, but
01:34:03
Speaker
People will be like, oh, my coil says 80 is a max. I'm going to go to 80. While also on top of that, but also on top of that, you have to pay attention to your juices.
01:34:15
Speaker
Silverback is a good juice. It's not going to eat up a coil fast. Some, some juices, uh, they're too thick for the coil. The mixture that they make is too thick or too much flavoring. And it just, it just fucking wrecks a coil. I actually, uh, this juice that I just had fantastic juice, uh, for Tia. It was that blood orange cactus. It was amazing, but I went through two coils and two and a half weeks.
01:34:44
Speaker
with one bottle. When I can typically, I can get, this is only at 60. I can typically get two to three weeks out of a coil with other stuff. My first coil, my first coil set at 69, I guess it's like two weeks? What about two weeks, I guess? Because I just changed it.
01:35:22
Speaker
make sure you clean all your your components your tank everything take your thing completely apart yes whole thing completely apart cleaned everything um because well i when they when they when i bought the vape they actually put it together for me and i i wasn't sure how to take apart the tank so i just sit here and play with this person but uh i saw i saw another tank glass
01:35:41
Speaker
Also when you change it,
01:35:50
Speaker
When I bought the vape, it came with a second tank. It comes with a factory glass. It's a bigger tank. I think it's bigger. It bubbles out. It sticks out. Yeah, so does mine. Does it? Yeah. Okay, yeah. I have a similar tank. Let's have a system. These are the two that I use. This is the one that I wanted. The orange one you have is basically the same thing I have.
01:36:15
Speaker
This is the one I wanted to send down to Tony, but he said he didn't want a mob like this. He likes his pen. I don't, because it's too huge the opening on this one. I had one like that. I choked my damn self. You're already here first. Tony likes his hole small. I adjusted. My two cheese, keep your hole tight. Now, on that tank, where do you set your intake? I've got it all the way open. I got it half.
01:36:45
Speaker
My, your air valve, I've got it all my own. I usually took it up to about halfway, but occasionally, first thing in the morning, I'll full open. Well, when you close it like that, the more you close it, the stronger it's going to be. It's also going to be more wear and tear on your coil. I'm a coil. That's what I was afraid of. But like I said, I'm usually right between 40 and 45. Welcome back to Faith and Chill, everybody.
01:37:16
Speaker
a little nostalgia for you guys. Sorry about that. We got on the, that's what we do. Yeah. We get on, we get on topics and we get on rants and raves. Um, that's why I went and put my vape and chill hat on. So we were getting a little nostalgia. That's why I was asking if Chris was still here. I have
01:37:38
Speaker
I don't think it's regulated. No, I think it's one of them weird ass off brands because like every beam shop I go into, they've got a section, a couple shelves and it's just like random weird ass one off brands that yeah, you know, they're like, they're just trying to give it to people. I'm like, I mean, give me one of those cheap ass mods and I'll take it off your hands. You know, I'll buy like a super cheap ass mod. And I've actually done that before.
01:38:07
Speaker
There was a shop that's no longer around, and they used to make their own juice, and their juice was fucking horrible. I'm like, guys, come on, you're a store, and you're making your own juice. It's fucking horrible. It didn't taste good.
01:38:29
Speaker
It didn't taste good. The mixture was too thick. So it just equals like there was no tomorrow. Um, and I tried to help them on how to make it better, but, uh, they kept pushing on me. I'm like, look, I'll buy your 120 milliliter bottle of juice for five bucks. And I want that mod right there. And I know it says 30, but I want it for 15 and I'll run your juice through that. And they were like, okay, because they wanted to push their juice. That's how bad they wanted to push their juice.
Promoting Podcast in Daily Life
01:38:58
Speaker
and I bought some, and I bought some. If the juice is burning through coils, then what's the fucking point? I mean, I want my coil to last as long as possible. The mod that I bought had one of them like disposable tops that you just throw away. And every time I went in there, they would just give me tops for free. I'm like, if you guys really want to push your juice that bad, then this is what I'll do for you. And I mean, I wasn't even, I would shout them out on like my TikTok and Periscope and stuff like that.
01:39:26
Speaker
and they're like, yeah, as long as you shout us out, yeah, we'll give you the juice for five bucks and we'll give you all the free disposable tops that you want. I'm like, fucken disgusting. Yeah. And I would, I would shout them out and I would say, don't buy their juice, but they were, they were a good store. They were a cool store and everybody that worked in there was cool. And they had really good prices on their other, like their, their name brand juices and their mods and
01:39:55
Speaker
and the employees that worked in there were awesome and they knew their stuff. It's just unfortunately the owner who was making the juice and you thought he knew everything about everything. And I'm like, dude, if you would just tweak it that much, just a little, just a little. The fact that it was really thick, that freaked me out. Yeah. Well, you know, as I said, if you would just tweak it, just this juice would be fucking amazing because he had good flavors. It was just, it would, you know, it was just a bad,
01:40:25
Speaker
mixture and I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm like, whatever, bro. Whatever, bro. That's why your stores went under and I bought a whole bunch of fucking juices, 75% off. I got some great name brand juice for like nothing. Well, one store I want to go to,
01:40:51
Speaker
And I have to look up online and find out what time they're open on a Saturday. They're not open Sunday, which I think is dumb, but whatever. But they, apparently in Cancun, they have the best selection of juice. I'll be right back. But every time I've gone over there, they've been closed. I'm pissed off. Why? Same reason I am. I've been pissed off all week, and I don't know why.
01:41:20
Speaker
I honestly have been, you ever been in that mood, Tony, where somebody looked at you wrong, you ready to rip their head off? Yeah. I've been like that all week. It's almost dealing with some places. Dude, I watched a lady get out of a cab today.
01:41:40
Speaker
And she got out of cab. The cab stopped on the side of the road and she ran across the street and another cab tried to pass her cab and slammed on the brake till she ran across the street. She tried to just sit here and scream at this lady. I didn't even miss me off and I almost got through the argument. I almost came and heard of you. I didn't walk along the sidewalk. I'm the champ. I'm the champ. I'm the champ. I'm the champ. This guy was literally just like, wait, you ran across the street with the fucker. Shut up and keep trying to motherfucker.
01:42:11
Speaker
He was like, what the fuck? I'm like 20 feet down the road. Just pissed off for no reason. I see your belt. It's got my name on it. You're welcome. I'll let you use it for a little bit. It says Tony D and his colleagues bitch. It does have your name on it. You know what? With these chisels I bought, they're actually really good with leather. So I'm going to buy some leather. I might make me a couple. Hold on a second. I haven't done this tonight.
01:42:40
Speaker
Since you guys said I don't I don't I don't do that, but like I like
01:43:09
Speaker
Well, like all unnecessarily reach for something. Yes. So, I was thinking I was trying to find the potato chips. Are they
01:43:32
Speaker
Over there? Or are they? Maybe they're over here. Where are they? What's where are they? It's a weird thing when you get into that, too, that you don't want to show it off because you don't want to be that guy. No, I absolutely want to be that guy. I absolutely want to be that guy. I absolutely want to show them off.
01:43:58
Speaker
Well, it's kind of like the podcast. I mean, it's kind of like the podcast at the end of the day, you know, cause cause I can, I'll be in the middle of a conversation. Like I'll be, I'll be at that. It never fails. I know grocery store and go to fast food. I can go anywhere and, and I make conversation with everybody because that's the type of person that I am. Excuse me. What's that? But, uh, but, uh, you know, I'm like, Oh yeah. You know,
01:44:27
Speaker
You know, it's like, uh, yeah, I host a podcast and I'm like, Oh, really? What's it about? Oh, it's just me and my buddies. We just talked about kind of everything and anything, you know, we don't do politics and religion. Oh, wow. That's cool. Everybody talks about politics and religion. It's tired of hearing about it. Yeah. They're like, Oh, what's it called? And then I tell them, and then it turns into, you know, there's like, like, uh, you know, my contractors said, you know, I've told them at work and it's just come up organically in conversation. Uh,
01:44:57
Speaker
Well now I got this freaking hat that I wear everywhere One of my contractors Friday and he was like house He's like so you said you did a podcast, right? And I was like, yeah, he's like, what's it called? He was like hold on let me see if I can find it I was like here. Here's how you spell these like oh, it's on your fucking hat of course it is
01:45:21
Speaker
He was like, you know, he's like, I'm going to check it out and listen to it. So like I said, I want to tell you, is that a fitted cap? No, it's trucker cap. Let me see the backside. It's netted snapback. It's a trucker cap. Yeah, it's a netted snapback. You need to put the email address on there too. I'm not putting an email address on there. What I am going to do is put a click on the back of it. And I do want to go give me a fitted one.
01:45:51
Speaker
I want to I'm gonna go get me one like a barcode on it so people can just walk up to the back of my head and scan the barcode Tony you can literally Google nonsensical nonsense and we're like the first thing that comes up look hey galaxy Hey, you stupid whore. Hey Google. Hey galaxy, whatever the hell your name is nonsensical nonsense That's not what I wanted to say, hold on calm down what is your name? Yeah
01:46:21
Speaker
Well, she got everything I said, Hey Google, nonsensical nonsense. What the fuck? That's what that, that's what it comes up when I typed it in. Nonsensical nonsense. I just popped up on my computer too. She's, she's sorry. Nonsensical nonsense podcast.
01:46:45
Speaker
podcast theories frequently mentioned on the web include nonsensical nonsense nonsensical nonsense the nonsense and others yeah these are but when you google it the first thing that pops up is me dropping my phone exactly how do you my phone screen is so bright that ain't what kind of up on mine there's another there's another youtube show called nonsensical nonsense with two puppets yeah it's crap i watched it
01:47:13
Speaker
but nonsensical nonsense on Apple. Yeah. I mean, it's literally the first thing that's actually, actually at this point, it's the only thing that comes up as our podcast on Google. It's not the fake ones anymore. Oh, we're on pod bay and listen to us. When I, when I put it in, it can be up on Google podcasts and it's literally clean. Oh yeah. Well, and if you have Spotify,
01:47:42
Speaker
If you have Spotify, there's a non-sensical nonsense. Again, the eclectic podcast. Yeah, that one's not that good. Spotify. Ladies and gentlemen, non-sensical nonsense podcast. Spotify. I don't know how it works. Spotify, play a non-sensical nonsense podcast. I don't know how my voice activation works. Non-sensical nonsense podcast on Spotify. Jesus.
01:48:12
Speaker
There it goes. It brings up my. But either way, I mean, it's not hard to find this. We're literally at this point where we're the first and one of the only ones that come up on Google. But we're the shit. We're the shit. Yeah, we're the. Why? I'm the shit. We're still playing. Jesus. We're the shit. I couldn't get it to show off.
01:48:41
Speaker
Um, but like I want to get a snapback that's not netted and like, like the one I made that I didn't realize that I spelled wrong until I finished it. No, I've seen it as soon as you, I've seen it as soon as you did it. I'm like, nope. Yeah. And you didn't say that the motherfucker. It's so much better if you're not.
01:49:06
Speaker
And I'm too lazy to fix it. What kind of friend would I be? What kind of friend would I be if I didn't tell you that you spelled it wrong? A real friend, you prick! Oh, and not only did I see it, as soon as you showed me the pictures and I knew you spelled it wrong, you posted it on Facebook and I started to say anything about you spelling it wrong. Unbelievable. It is a pain in the ass word to say. I'll give you that because
01:49:35
Speaker
when I had this hat made, me and Christian at Liz, we both were like, looking it up, going, okay, let's make sure, because it doesn't look right when you look at it. Yeah, even when it is spelled right, it doesn't look right. And like, what episode is this? It's 151, correct? Yes. And I still have to use my auto correct to actually spell it out.
01:50:02
Speaker
If I send it to somebody, I cannot rely on my phone. I put no in my phone and it automatically just pops up and happens. My auto spell takes over. A lot of people that I work with listen to it too.
01:50:30
Speaker
We have four viewers right now. Yeah, but then we even say hi to us. That's because there's. What's up stockers and lurkers? How y'all doing? Say hello. We all may or may not bite. The only one that hasn't had his shots is Jeff.
COVID-19 Vaccine Experiences
01:50:51
Speaker
That's not true.
01:51:00
Speaker
I have not taken Jeff to the vet in about 20 some odd years. So he has not had his shots.
01:51:18
Speaker
I can't vouch for Tony. In other words, in other words, he'll be in the next Resident Evil movie. I cannot vouch for Tony. I can vouch for myself. And I will say that I will not bite. Speaking of shots. I don't like streaming. I know you have. I know you have. Unless you are allergic to the whole world. I have had this. Did you see the chick on TikTok that got a certain vaccine? No.
01:51:46
Speaker
And now her eczema has taken over her face. Here we go. Here we go. It literally popped up. Tony D. Tony D. Tony D, are you vaccinated? Yes. I already know the answer to this. Tony D, which vaccination did you get if you don't mind disclosing that information? Yeah, which brand? I got Moderna. OK.
01:52:16
Speaker
Hey, Glick. Yes. Glick, I gotta ask you a question. Go ahead and ask me a question if you'd like, kind sir. It's nice to talk to the champ, by the way. Which one did you? You know, I'm glad that you acknowledged me. I know you got shot. What did you get? But I want to ask you a question, Glick. Did you get vaccinated? Yeah, Glick. I did get vaccinated. And you're a handsome son bitch, if I might add. Thank you. Thank you. Which brand did you get? I'm getting there.
01:52:45
Speaker
So Glick, vaccinated, what brand did you get kind, sir? Well, I got the Pfizer brand and I got the second shot. I'm not boosted, but I could get the shots. Thank you, Glick. You can go back to your regular broadcasting scheduled show. Glick here. I was in an interview with Glick and Glick. I did one out of three. I did not get shot. Tony Dean. Yes.
01:53:11
Speaker
Do you have, uh, any, actually, I'm not even gonna have this conversation with you because, uh, no, no, I was going to ask you about boosters and anything like that. I just know Tony's got issues and problems. Uh, for me speaking personally and myself, and I can only speak for myself. I can only speak for myself personally because everybody reacts to vaccinations. I know why you got vaccination. You got a vaccination because of your job. Don't lie. Well, no, no, no, no. That's why I got it.
01:53:39
Speaker
where I'm going is I can only speak for myself when I say I had absolutely no side effects from either shot. My arm didn't, well, my arm was sore after the second shot. I wasn't tired. I didn't get sick. Nothing happened to me. And since I've had the vaccination of the saline water, which is salt water, for those of you who don't know, I've been perfectly fine. Now, Tony, do you, you did have side effects, side effects from the shots and stuff like that, but you're also dealing with
01:54:09
Speaker
Uh, and I, and I'm saying this out as a smart ass, but I'm saying this because apparently we have to cover our bases nowadays because, you know, the sensitive people in the world, you have quote unquote longterm COVID symptoms, which I've seen in you and I have talked about it on shows and privately we've talked about it. So, you know.
01:54:34
Speaker
I'm discussing it. I'm not trying to make anybody lose their channel, lose where they at, but damn it, I can talk about it. That's why I said, that's why I said we can talk about, we talk about it, but we are only using
01:54:49
Speaker
our personal, our personal experiences. We're not speaking, like I can't say anything about the, I'm not necessarily speaking to Ford, but I won't say anything about the Madura vaccination or Madura vaccination, but honestly, I've only had one and I don't want to tell you my experience. I'm not against it.
01:55:09
Speaker
I'm not against it. We're only talking about our experience. This is so specific to your genetics. We just got canceled on fucking YouTube. Thanks, Tony. There goes Twitch. My Twitch is gone. Shit. No, we're off Twitter. No way there's that. This is the main version. If you really want me to go in, I know what company I can call.
01:55:38
Speaker
We are actually still canceled on Facebook, by the way. That was the technical difficulties at the beginning of the show. I tried to go live on Facebook tonight and was smacked in the Peter. In all seriousness, I didn't get the vaccine just because I don't see the point. Your voice is distant. Yeah, well, I'm a little bit further away from my mark today. He's playing with his Eiffel Tower. Oh, god.
01:56:09
Speaker
I'm doing something other than than just sitting comfortably in my chair. I'm I turn off my camera chair break is what you're telling us. I'm sitting in my other chair. No, no, no, no, he's not. No, no, no, he he he took his Eiffel Tower and put it on his chair and then he said He's currently he's currently doing a live stream on his on his on his only habits page as
01:56:36
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My parents' generation used to say, I'm sitting on the throne. He's doing a livestream on his only hobbits page. Don't let him lie to you. You'll see a magic trick. I can make this Alpha Tower disappear. Watch this, boys. Everyone wants to hear about your thoughts on my Eiffel Tower. I'm just saying. Again, 25 years.
01:57:02
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25 years and I ain't never been wrong when I've had a gut feeling about you, Jeffrey. At the end of the day, the first thing you thought of when you saw the Eiffel Tower that I made was, was not, it was not, wow, that looks interesting that you built that from a kit. No, you were like, I'm going to stick it up somebody's ass.
01:57:25
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Well, again, let's go back. Let's go back to the fact of let's let's readdress this. We've been friends for 25 years. I know you and I know how you think. In 25 years, when did you ever get the impression that I would shove something up my ass? I don't know. We were married for how many years, by the way. How many years were we married to you? Who was it that used to have a box of dildos? I know one me and one Tony.
01:57:55
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I did not own the box of dildos. My ex-wife did. They just happened to be in my garage. She sold them. She sold them. You can buy them in vending machines in China. I know. I know. I told you about that.
01:58:24
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How mad would you be? You know how mad we get? Not that I'm buying used panties, because that's always been a weird thing to me, like why somebody would buy it. But how mad would you be if that was your thing? Like, you know how mad we get if our bag of Fritos gets stuck in a vending machine? How mad would you be if you were? You hit the button, you were like, ooh, I like the bread but it's beef. It's not my dollar.
01:58:51
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If that was your thing, if that was what you're into and you're like, oh man, I'm getting me some, some panties tonight on my way home from where I single guy, whatever, whatever, whatever you're, whatever. You're like, you, you've been thinking that like all day at work, man. I can't wait to go buy that vending machine. I'm going to give me three pair of panties. I'm going to go home. I'm going to have me a nice glass of, uh, Chardonnay or whatever. I don't know. Wine. I don't know what wine, red wine, white wine. I don't know.
01:59:19
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I just thought of the most posh thing you could think of. I feel like Chardonnay's really cheap because my ex-wife used to drink that. That was an accident. It was not a shot. Whatever. But I don't know. I don't know once. I don't know anything about once. But I'm just saying, you spend your whole day and you're like, ah, go get me a couple pairs. No, I'm getting a nice pair.
01:59:43
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little little little little candlelight a little uh uh a little Marvin Gaye or whatever you listen to uh you know see you whatever I don't know uh and then and then you put your money in there and the **** painting gets stuck paintings get stuck my question about those just saying anybody that listens to us are you into that weird stuff do you buy used paintings or or or ladies do you buy used boxes
02:00:13
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like use boxers. Inquiring minds want to know. I understand the pheromone thing like that. Like I understand that.
Nostalgic Music Reflections
02:00:23
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And I don't understand the panties or boxers. Yeah, because I know what I feel like after walking around all day. I feel like, you know, I sweat.
02:00:39
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Yeah, no, I am sweating right now. I mean, yeah, exactly. I can literally turn the corner and be like, wow, I need to change my shorts. I feel like I'm sweating. Like I said, I understand the physical attraction and whatnot. Like,
02:01:07
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I never experienced it until just recently, like seeing the sweaty look and all that stuff and absolutely 100% being insanely turned on by it.
02:01:29
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But it wasn't like I was sniffing clothes or anything like that. Wait, wait, wait. Explain what you just said. No. So I like that look. And Jody came home. I'm from the gym. And you're like, what's up?
02:01:42
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Or, or you just. Yeah, I know. Like, do it that way. Like, God doesn't do any hard work. Okay, do you guys do any hard work? Yeah. Yeah, okay. That I, but. And I never experienced that. Being there in the same room versus she sent you a picture right after the gym and you're like. No, no, no, no. I'm like, no, being there in person. Yeah, being there in person. Being there in person. I didn't experience, I've never experienced that with anybody until recently. And it was just like, hello. You don't. That's kind of wild. You know what?
02:02:11
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I'm with you because my wife I'm not taking it's like I'm jumping in the laundry basket and then you might be at this point you might be at this point
02:02:32
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You're like, something's got to be dirty. She's got to lift some dirty clothes in the house with this. God damn it. She got a bottle perfume somewhere I can spray on the pillow and the oomp. You know what I'm saying? You know he did it, Jody. You know he did it. See, he found a bottle of perfume, and he sprayed it on a pillow, and he fucked the hell out of it. No, I did spray it now. I did spray it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:03:02
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No, but but. I don't. I don't understand the concept of. I don't understand how your so how your voice is so distant when you got a headset on move the mic. Glick is born of us.
02:03:21
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And we're having a goddamn conversation. All this jackass is worried about is you sounded like you can't barely hear him. Put your earbuds. Get a fucking headphone equal on a new computer. Is that ready to buy you? Do I need to buy you a microphone and a headset? No, I had my volume down. I just switched automatic. Thank you.
02:03:41
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No, but what I'm saying is like, I understand the concept of buying panties and buying stuff like that. I would not, now I've been with, I've lived with people for multiple years at a time. Hey Tony. I would. Tony. No. No. No.
02:04:05
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I'm trying to get through this. I hit him with a crotch. I hit him with a DX crotch trap, first and foremost. It's a DX crotch trap. It's a crotch trap. No, I wasn't doing Elvis. I was doing a little wiggle about Elvis.
02:04:32
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I ain't nothing but a hell no. Yeah, but as somebody that's good. I'm tired on the toilet as I eat a fucking sandwich. I can't say worry about shit like that.
02:04:46
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You should actually, you should fucking worry about that. You should absolutely fucking worry about that. No, this past week I have not had to cook nor order any food all week because my sister-in-law is here and she has taken over my kitchen. Isn't your sister-in-law like eight? No, she's 15. I thought she was way younger. She was when I met my wife.
02:05:13
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I've been with my wife for 12 years. So, you know, she's grown up. My brother-in-law is 17 and my sister-in-law is 14 or 15. I don't know, she's so fucking tall, I couldn't tell. But she is... I think she's like 5'9". All three of my kids are taller than you, by the way. Oh, I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. How tall is Kat?
02:05:42
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I don't know. My girls, Tower, were their mom. I think Austin's like five, eight, something like that. And I think Buggy's like five, five, five, six. Yeah. And Cash is damn near as tall as his mom. Austin, Austin could rest her arm on my head. Yeah. I'm five, three, so. Yeah, but their mom's also only five foot tall, so. Yeah, well, there you go.
02:06:10
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on a good day. That kind of puts context. How tall is, is, uh, she's like five, four, five. She's probably around five, six or so. Five, seven, five, eight. She's, she's
02:06:52
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She's, yeah, I want to say 5'4", 5'5", something like that. I mean, she's not, I wouldn't, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say. See, that's what it is. See, Tony, she, you, you just heard him. He said she's 5'4". That makes me, I'm 5'3", so she's only one inch taller than me. So according back to his high school days, and he misses me. I know I'm not right. I know I'm not right. I know I'm not right. I know that I'm not right saying that.
02:07:05
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I'm going to get yelled at. I know I'm going to get yelled at.
02:07:20
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I don't think she's short for a female. But again, compared to me, yeah, you would say. Yeah, well, yeah, but most people, I mean, there's a lot of people out there that understand. I don't even think I'm that tall. I don't even think. Honestly, I could not, like my neighbor, the guy of the Cobra, he just moved. He was 6'4". So he was about your height.
02:07:48
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He was the tallest person in the neighborhood. That's a 6'4 Mexican? Well, he's actually Colombian. Oh, OK. His mom- No, that's not- that's not the shape you're in at, Tony. I mean, it's a fact that most Mexicans, and they'll tell you that. No, it's true. It's true. I blend in in them all. Yeah. I mean, I've known a lot of them. I've worked with a lot of them. Chris walking down the mall, besides the fact that the big-ass beard and all that shit, he would stick out like a sore fucking thumb.
02:08:19
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I stick out kind of like a sore thumb here in Iowa. Two fucking giant fuckers like you guys, walking down the mall here, you would get stares because you're so fucking tall. Now, there are people that are your height here, but mainly like people in Mexico City are like a lot of them are tall. Like my wife's aunt is 6'1". But your wife's pretty tall. Yeah, my wife's 5'9". Yeah. 5'8".
02:08:49
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Oh, yeah. Dude, yeah. That boy Eiffel Tower is taller than me, Tony. I mean, Jesus Christ. When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When they're... When
02:09:21
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Oh, Jeff. No, we do that all the time. But like her ex, my wife's ex was like 6'4". And when she first started dating me, she's like, ah, I can't believe I'm dating a short guy. Now she doesn't even see that. Oh, shit. She's come to overlook it because I'm so off. I never not overlooked it. But I said it was great.
02:09:48
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That's why we're divorced, motherfucker. No, I don't hear divorce, trust me. Actually, let's take a real quick break. We're going to come back for the final hour, maybe, as hell. Who knows what's going to happen on this fucking show? Saturday. Saturday, nobody ever knows what the hell is going on. We're just here. But I did find a new Black Top Mojo cover song tonight.
02:10:14
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uh a little uh blacked out mojo it's a live one it's not bad it's not great but it's not bad uh the song's off you mean the audio yeah the audio yeah the audio because you're like wow the song's shit but whatever the song's fucking mad as trash the way you pitched it just now you're like yeah it is what it is yeah
02:10:38
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sometimes I forget sometimes I forget that we're doing a live show and we're doing a podcast and we're not just talking amongst each other. You know what I mean? So so I knew I like I knew you guys knew what I meant. No, the audio the audio is it's not the greatest audio but it's still pretty good but it's it's a live acoustic version of uh uh man in the box. Nice. I love that. And and no Matt does Matt Matt does an awesome job singing it. Uh we're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.
02:11:07
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And we'll keep this, we'll keep this trainer going. We'll keep this trainer rockin' and rollin', man. This is a crazy train. I can't do it now, but. Have you seen that movie? Have you seen the movie Major Pain? Long time ago.
02:11:31
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If he ain't there, he ain't happy. If he ain't there, he ain't happy. That movie was awesome. That kid's probably like 30 now. He still looks the same.
02:11:56
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Now we'll be right back. Enjoy a little blacktop mojo. Check about wherever you stream music and on all social media at blacktop mojo. Go show the guys some love. Let them know we sent you. Let them know we're still waiting to get them on the show so I can completely fangirl the fuck out.
02:13:51
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02:14:41
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I can't wait to see you again.
02:15:14
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We are unfree.
02:16:30
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And I, I, I need to come And I, I, I need to come And I, I, I need to come
02:17:05
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you
02:17:26
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I know you were singing along. I was too. That was Alice in Chains, Man in a Box from 1991 from their debut album of Alice in Chains, Sung My Black Top Mojo Live.
02:17:43
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02:18:11
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I thought I like bands like Alice in Chains. I like STP. I like Apple of the Dog. I like Pearl Jam. You know, there are some great bands. I don't like Toadies. You don't like the Toadies? No. There are some bands that came out of it. There's some singers. Let me rephrase that. There are some singers. No, there are singers that came out of that genre of music. Unfortunately,
02:18:40
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A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now. A lot of them are dead now.
02:19:09
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Soundgarden was awesome, but I don't know if Soundgarden was really grunge. Soundgarden was kind of like grunge light. I mean, you know, they were kind of poppy yet, you know, uh, very, very much like Macy's Playground. Macy's Playground was poppy, but it was still grunge. Scott was STP. What was, uh, what was, uh, Scott Wiley was STP, Kurt Cobain, or fuck Kurt Cobain.
02:19:44
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I'm telling you I'm telling you go on YouTube and and look for Chris Cornell acoustic. I played you a little bit of Billy Jean from Chris Cornell not too long ago. No more. Look up Chris Cornell his acoustic stuff Eddie better yeah Eddie better his Pearl Jam. I still like Pearl Jam. I got the Pearl Jam 10 album
02:20:07
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When he did boy, when he did that damn Jeremy song will fuck you up when you learn the meaning behind it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm still showing the meaning behind black hole son. He was, he was sound garden and audio slave. Yeah. I didn't say, but no, look up, Tony, do yourself a favor and check out Chris Cornell acoustically.
02:20:31
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The man can sing. Dude, he does. He does. Actually, actually look up Chris Cornell acoustic covers. Yes. You will like it. Trust me. I think you'll like it. I absolutely think you'll like it, Tony. Yeah, Cornell and Vettel was better was Temple of the Dog. Yeah, Jeremy, Jeremy was a crazy song, but it was about a kid who shoots up his class. Yeah. Because he was, he was bullied. He was bullied in school. He was abused by his parents and everything like that.
02:21:01
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It's a wild song. It's a great song. But when you learn the meaning behind the song and stuff like that, it makes it even crazier. But anyways, welcome back to Non-Sensical Nonsense, guys. We appreciate y'all. We just jump right into it. That song was Man in the Box, Alice in Chains cover by BlacktopMojo. Check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media, at BlacktopMojo.
02:21:30
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Check out the tour schedule. They might be coming to a city very close to you. Like they are coming to my neck of the woods in September. They show up in Cancun. I don't think that's going to happen yet. You'd be surprised. Yeah, I said, yeah, I said, yeah. But it's not, I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't say, you know, there's, I still, you know, they're, they're, they're coming up there. They're not coming up. They're blowing up. And I imagine it's only a matter of time before these guys. Absolutely.
02:21:58
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much like Rock Lee, much, much, much like Rock Lee. There's not a lot of good musicians in the world today. There's not a lot of good artists. There's a handful of artists that are phenomenal across the board, across the board. What's a boy that used to do grunge, but then he's now country. What's his name? He did that song with, God damn, it's 25 year olds.
02:22:27
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You were telling me about that he switched to country. He sung a song with a dude from Look Biscuit. Oh, goddamn, I gotta look at that. Oh, Aaron Lewis. Aaron Lewis, thank you. He didn't do grunge. That was not grunge.
02:22:45
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He was kind of a mopey dude when he did his. It was like emo. Yeah, it was emo grunge basically. It was like emo around. But anyways, I know. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense. We do appreciate y'all. We appreciate y'all hanging out, as always. I'm Glick. You know that by now. I don't have to keep telling you guys that, but I will. Yes, you will. And by the way, did you know he's the champ? At least that's what he calls him. Suck it, Tony.
02:23:15
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I don't need the explanation at the end. I have the sound bite of Jeffrey saying I'm the champ. At the end of the day, it's still self-proclaimed. The guy who called me the champ, that's Jeffrey. And the hater that you heard, that's Tony D. And the three of us, when our powers combined, we become nonsensical nonsense.
02:23:41
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Kind of like kind of like, uh, you know captain planet that's lame actually Voltron we come together like Voltron and we are not sensible nonsense. Yes Bunch of mini bots come together make one giant Yeah, but you're the only mini bot in the room Wow, you're the only mini in the room if you guys are not already go ahead and check us out on all social media and
02:24:08
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02:24:37
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02:25:08
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and the center council.
02:25:12
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But I think there was some allergy medicine. But we are back. Sorry, we just came back from breaking. We was hot right after break. That song is such a good fucking song. Like that's one of my top five, like I listen to it on the daily kind of thing at work. You know, as we know, I sit here with my giant fucking speaker way too fucking loud to the point where my neighbors have now complained about my speaker too early.
02:25:40
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Because at like 9 30 in the morning, I'm cranking it up. Why? Because it's my motivation in the morning. It's it's kind of like, you know, you know how you know how it is. Remember back when we used to play sports before the game, get pumped. Well, there's days where, you know, I sit down at my computer and I'm just like, oh, so I crank up some tunes. And of course, if I stumble across a good song, which I constantly do, because my list is well over 500 songs long. That's it.
02:26:10
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So apparently less than six months ago, Tony D, apparently, uh, you said you were still trying to figure out what black holes sung sun means. Yes. He said, he said, I thought you said, when you find out the meaning. No, he said he's still trying. Yeah. Scott Weiland. Well, they, uh, Scott Weiland, Chris Cornell, um, better. And all of those guys have been in quote a lot of quote unquote super groups, so to say, Tim,
02:26:58
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I plugged in and my music turned on. That was kind of cool. From the words of Chris Cornell himself who wrote
02:27:10
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the song, one of the co-writers of the song, it has no meaning at all. You just thought the lyrics sounded good with the music. That's like that, what's that song by? So it's just one of those songs, Tony. The Blues Traveler said that song, Hook. Have you ever read the lyrics to Hook by Blues Travelers? No. It's literally about the fact, it literally says, it doesn't matter what I say, just as long as I sing with inflection.
02:27:40
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Eminem has done that. Eminem has done that. It's basically making fun of the music industry. It doesn't matter what I say, as long as it's catchy. And the hook brings you back. That whole song was very catchy to so many people. Oh, no, I love that song. There has to be something to it, because... I literally just looked it up. And it was a quote from
02:28:08
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Uh, Cornell and the other writer of the song, which was a member of the band. And it has no meaning whatsoever. Chris Cornell said he had, that he had the music and he just wrote lyrics that sounded good with the music. Yeah. It sure did. Cause I mean, even when I was in Panama city, everybody sang that song. Oh, well, you know what? It's one of those songs that.
02:28:32
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Spoon man is about an artist in Oregon. It was a guy who plays Monster magnet's got a song called space Lord and it's literally the song is
02:28:53
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that song you want to talk about getting fucking pumped and the one song Chris I know you remember the song but the song by saliva is called the band is called saliva is I have it here I gotta look it up it's actually called
02:29:18
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I just, it's called click, click, boom. Oh, I love that song. Click, click, click. It's literally the music video. It's actually at a concert that gets around at a mosh pit and then goes back in and just dominates in the mosh pit. Actually, uh, saliva has come out and they have made it very clear. Uh, the actual song and everybody had been singing the lyrics wrong all these years, the actual name of the song.
02:29:47
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and the lyrics are click, click, boom. They wrote about me being the greatest champion of all time. Oh my God, you're so full of shit. I'm just saying, ask them. I mean, you can ask them. I don't know if you've read that thing. Did you guys read that thing about Georgeame? No, you didn't. No, I wouldn't say Foo Fighters is grunge. Foo Fighters is very popping top of the charts.
02:30:34
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No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
02:31:03
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For those of you that are listening, Chris's face is in shock and awe. You, you, you, you. In vile disappointment. It's not vile disappointment. It is full on bad disappointment. I played that out so that it was like I read an article. Yeah. Well, first of all, I wasn't even listening to you. Yeah, just take a shot.
02:31:06
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Oh god damn that was worth it
02:31:32
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No, there should be, there should be, it's like a white bottle. It's an all white bottle, and it's for allergies. But if not, take that. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. For what? No, Jeffrey. First of all, Jeffrey, the saliva thing, it plays in perfectly. Instead of click, click, it's click, click. You really reached,
02:32:00
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And you're really trying to one-up me. You brought a song saying that it's cool to go about you. Well, technically, the song Big Bad and Leroy Brown, the actual lyrics were Big Bad, Chris Gray. They didn't sound right. They didn't fall right. So they changed it to Leroy Brown. I'm just saying. That same song, but it's basically the same song, Don't Mess With Jim, is actually Don't Mess With Jeff, but Jeff didn't rhyme.
02:32:29
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Yeah, the same song. It's the same song. The song that Ninja's with that, it was actually about Tony, but Tony didn't celebrate. A lot of somebody, like a week or two ago. And Mama said, knock you out. That was about Tony back in his heyday, too. Give me a little help. I pulled you away back. And Elle on a cool day said, you've been putting people to sleep for days, and I've got to make you as much. You brought up an artist the other day, and I literally
02:32:58
Speaker
Oh, my God. You are so needy. I can't open it. Don't you have no muscles? Child, I know. It's special needs proof. It's special needs proof. It's just precious. It's special needs. When I started listening to you, I was listening to you. You can find me a beer. No, I'm not. One of the songs, Tony, I know you'll get a kick out of this. I was listening to Freddy Finder. With that beard, you can use my ID. Freddy Fox? Freddy Finder.
02:33:26
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I didn't bring up, don't put that name on me. I did not bring up all this stuff. No you didn't, you did not. I don't even know who that is. You know the song. It's before the next teardrop falls.
02:33:57
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No, but I found I stumbled across
02:34:08
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You brought Conway 20. And I came across a Conway 20 song that I didn't know it was his. Actually, before you go on with your, hold on a second. You said he's a Mexican artist. And I said, Freddy Fender does not sound like a Mexican artist. And you said, you know, some of his songs he sings in Spanish. No, no, no, no, no, no. A lot of artists sing in different languages. Google Freddy Fender and look at this dude. He is as Mexican as they come. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway 20.
02:34:47
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Rocky top. That's a Tennessee volunteer fight song, right? I think so. I don't know. How many tweets in the regular
02:34:56
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No, he did not. But his version of it is my favorite. His version and Dolly Parton's version. Dolly Parton knocked that song up. And the other song I've been listening to that Tony, I'm sure you know, is Tony Orlando and Dawn.
02:35:30
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That's the only reason that's the only reason
02:35:39
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because it was on every commercial with music compilation CDs at three o'clock in the morning. Those are the best introvertible ever. We put together a collection of all of our ultimate love songs
02:36:05
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for you and your lady to enjoy for hours and hours. Like. Yeah. Like. I want to know what love is. Yes. I love it. That's a good song. That's white snakes. Arnold Speedwagon. Yeah. That both of you probably never heard of the band. And former. And former. That's fun.
02:36:39
Speaker
Island boys.
02:36:54
Speaker
I wonder if we get trouble. I wonder if we can get copy written if I download that song to play all this out. One time, just randomly. You guys are big music guys. Now Tony, you're not a big rock metal guy. Tony is a, I would say, and Tony, I mean, tell me if I'm wrong, but I think Tony's more of a rap, R&B guy. What will make you think that?
02:37:17
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because that's how you play it now really. In all fairness when we started the podcast you said I found the
02:37:34
Speaker
Well, you didn't know who they were either. I did. I did know they were. I did not know who they were, but I knew the song that I'm doing when they do dreams in that music video where they're doing the acoustic version. I had heard that song several times. First of all, at the whiskey factory when they were in the old barn, that was not dreams. That was Phil Collins in the air tonight.
02:38:03
Speaker
Drains they did was another artist and that was in the studio. Anyways, my point is, I've heard of the song Grant Band Jackal. What? Jackal. J-A-C-K-Y. The band Jackal? Yeah, I know who Jackal is. You know the song Dirty Little Wine. Possibly. I'm not a Jackal fan, but I know who they are. That is the ultimate
02:38:30
Speaker
i get in trouble when i play it when it's fun but uh it is the ultimate sex song because it literally starts out the lyrics you mean that animal talk to you no no no playlists jeffrey literally starts out well and i took her down for the count and she was ready for more
02:39:16
Speaker
is the lyrics. It's the first lyrics.
02:39:30
Speaker
I got him. I do like him back in somehow. Got him on the hook. He's listening. He's waiting and I hooked him and reel him in with it. My life hates him. I can barely hear you again. Really?
02:39:46
Speaker
Don't touch it. Don't touch it, Jeffrey. I got it. Yeah, go ahead. There are other songs that I find hilarious, but my wife's like, that's not funny. You sound like you're hype right now. I got it. I got it. Another song by Jackal is called, She Loves My Cock. My wife doesn't find it funny. I'm like, what? You know? Jeff, you're fucking disgusting.
02:40:14
Speaker
It's funny. She says the same thing. Like there's nothing wrong with music in the background or television. No, when it comes to background noise, I'm not allowed to playlist for all reasons. But at the same time,
02:40:41
Speaker
The last thing, if we put, if there's music on the background, the last thing I want playing in the fucking background is, I don't even want my cock. I don't even want, I don't even want that. I know what your fantasy or a fantasy is. I don't want that in the background either. I'm a fucking, top gun in the background. I want some for peaches. I want some for banjos and shot in Anita Baker. Anyway, give me some, yeah.
02:41:22
Speaker
Good sexy time music some slow nice sweet romantic In a movie and you see
02:41:45
Speaker
For instance, Curtis, one of your favorite people, Jamie Lee Curtis, in True Lies, when she's trying to turn on Arnold Schwarzenegger's character before she realizes Arnold, what would be your ultimate sign for that moment in a movie? If you were writing a movie... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about a picture.
02:42:21
Speaker
That woman trying to turn on a man song or a man trying to turn on a woman in a scene in a movie If you're writing a movie that had a scene like that, what would a background song be for it? I have a couple of options
02:42:38
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I warrant cherry pie. No wonder she moved to Europe. No, I'm not saying anything wrong with cherry pie. I like cherry pie. That's a fun song. I like it.
02:42:56
Speaker
But, you know, like, you know, so I mean, just to stick in that genre and that in that in that in what's that fucking to stick in that same era and that same genre of music, I would honestly I would go with I would go with white snake. Is this love? Oh, OK. Or or like or like damn Yankees high enough, which is not really a sexy song, but it's, you know, it's
02:43:25
Speaker
can you please? The reason why I say cherry pie, the reason why I say cherry pie is like the ultimate surfer song. Yeah, because you and I are, you, you, you, you, me and Tony are crying disorder. I'll say, I'll go out on a live and say Tony and I are crying disorder on the same page where you are a fucking animal. And at the end of the day, you should be put down. Probably. They're like, I want some dirty, nasty fucking whore.
02:43:54
Speaker
spit in my mouth and slap me in the face. Wait, you're saying this is a bad thing? I'm just thinking if I'm just thinking if it's me and it's like I want I want something slow. I want something romantic. I want something sexy. I mean, it depends. Even the old boy most recently old boy the weekend did that song on I'm not I'm not a fan of the movie, but I do like it's on that that that song that you did for Fifty Shades of Grey.
02:44:26
Speaker
It was like real slow and real. Let me tell you what it was. No, you know what song? Put my man, put my man, Mr. Love Island on. I'm good. Broken Love. I'll put that in my movie. The B-R-K-N Love, their song River is like perfect. Never heard of it. It's actually all over TikTok. It's actually like. Again, they got back to the Nine Inch Nails.
02:44:56
Speaker
There's something fucking wrong with you, Jeff. I got a, I got a pass. It's, it's actually a, a, uh, Oh, what the fuck? My shit doesn't want to pop. Um, the lyrics, it's the, the, the hook for it.
02:45:26
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yes read it out just sounds weird but it's it's a real it's uh it's one of those songs it's like perfect for that i was gonna ask you i think you would go check it okay because small bladder it's like you know like 14 times in the bathroom
02:45:58
Speaker
I'm gonna need everybody on TikTok. Stop putting them badass feet up here. Y'all killing me. As you put your feet past the camera. You know what, Jeffrey? What? You know what, Jeffrey? I just had a moment of clarity. Okay. My little boy. It just hit me. Oh, Tony, you need to tell him to leave for this. More pictures.
02:46:27
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I'm about to I'm about to judging by your music and your choice for sexy time you sound like you have a sadomasochist fucking rape
02:47:10
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
02:47:13
Speaker
You can't save yourself. No, no, no. You live in Mexico and you live in Mexico and you're a raper. That song comes on. She looks bad as hell. No wonder your wife went and moved to Europe. We're in the rip. You have a raper in Jeffrey. I have to say, calm down, R. Kelly.
02:47:40
Speaker
I'm going to piss on you. In all seriousness, my genre, I don't really have a genre of music. I'm all over the place. The type of music that you want for sexy, is the music that they play and I spit on your grave when that changes. We've seen every episode of Scrops.
02:48:06
Speaker
When Dr. Cox dunks basketball, of course, hurts his back afterwards. I'm trying to say it and I'm trying to pull it back. I really am. I can't. I can't. What am I going to do, Rick? I want to be with you.
02:48:32
Speaker
I got that. I want to know what love is. And I want you to show me. You're stuck in my head. I can't think of any other song. I know what hero is. Yeah, they play the song hero by Enrique. God damn it. You know something right? Jeff and his reaper.
02:49:02
Speaker
No, actually, I hit the wrong button on my spot. That ABCDEFU by Gail started playing. You never know. So y'all gotta forgive me. I'm really just trying to see what's going on in the world.
02:49:32
Speaker
outside of Vegas. I didn't see that that Vegas is flooded. I couldn't believe it and I've been to Vegas. I was shocked. Yeah, I was gonna say, I mean, unless we forget he's also flooded and I think after 25 deaths. Yeah.
02:49:55
Speaker
Yeah, Kentucky is St. Louis. Is there a reason why? No, Jeff, it's not. No, no, Jeff, it's not really. I just decided that would be a fun thing to say that Kentucky. My people died. No, no. So fuck you. No. How how how did Vegas flood? That's my curiosity. I have no idea. The Hoover Dam. I didn't. Obviously never went to the Hoover Dam.
02:50:25
Speaker
on Lake Mead is receding and they're finding dead bodies in that bad boy. What? Yes, sir. They done found a body in the barrel. They done found a third dead body today. There was a boot. All of that. Have you guys ever seen the thing where people rode barrels of the night? Do what? I wish she was riding a barrel of the night.
02:51:06
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I do. Have you seen that video?
02:51:13
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They're showing like like there's a there's like a there's all the way down to the ground and they're they're showing a camera go down and there's little fucking pitch for things getting tossed at the camera. It's fucked up dude. Oh my god. I'll have to find it. Dude, it's fucked up. Jeff, don't you send me no more damn videos. I got a month of videos to catch up with your ass.
02:51:40
Speaker
there's also a submarine like they used to go down to Titanic and then something puts its hand on the fucking it shows a face for a split second you see that one it's fucked up I think I saw a piece of that one yeah I was scrolling through it literally if you blink you'll miss it she was sitting on the side of the arm on the bank like under a bridge she jumped in the water there was another one over there with them I saw those
02:52:09
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, let's fuck up. We'll fuck you with your fucking stupid music. At the end of the day, we've explored more space. It's not like in front of you. It's not more than funny, he does. It's more of space than we have the ocean. What's that fucking thing?
02:52:34
Speaker
I'm not looking for you guys. I'm just playing background music with the conversation. The deepest part of the ocean? We can't even get down. This is good. We'll do like it. What? What does that turn into? It's the...
02:53:14
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It's called... It's a Marial of the French. There's several. There's no Marial of the French that we haven't been down to. So deep. That's a deep dive. That's the next deep dive.
02:53:26
Speaker
My next deep dive is urban legends. We're 124 miles deep. What is? The Mariana Trench. Yeah, it's seven miles deep. Oh, wait. It's 124 miles east of the Mariana Islands. Yeah. It's the deepest, hold on. No, it isn't. No, it's not. There's a lot of areas in the harvesting that are super deep. Well, the ocean of this, well, there's one in Puerto Rico that's deeper than the Mariana Trench. Deepest ocean of the Trench on Earth.
02:53:56
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The crest shape measures 2,550 kilometers or 1,580 miles in length. It's crazy that we have the technology and the equipment that we can go to space. We can go all over space, but we don't have the technology and or the equipment to
02:54:18
Speaker
reach some of these depths and surfaces. Space is taking it easier because of the pressure. You don't have to, we have unmanned, quote unquote submarines. Yes, but the pressure under pressure is too late. I don't care.
02:54:38
Speaker
You won't. When you take your ones down and see how much you don't give a shit, how about that? Because you don't care. So take your bold ass down there with your belt and see how much of that beard you come back with. No, you won't. You won't fucking make it. Okay, go ahead.
02:54:58
Speaker
The next part of the abyss will be also looking for your monkey ass. Go ahead. I'm recording measurements. I placed the deepest portion of the Mariana Trench at 36,201 feet deep. I'm going to be an old boy's tribe in Wakanda. I'm going to be the vanilla gorilla. You're only going to have one arm, too. Go ahead. I might only have one arm. What's his name, man? Oh, well, here's the other problem. Here's the other problem. I'm not one that deep, Chris.
02:55:29
Speaker
The deep, the problem with going that deep is it's four degrees. No, we have this compression and, you know, but we have equipment, you know, you unmanned submarines already go down so far. Well, not there's places in space that people can't go to, but we have spaces that have any pressure. We have places. Yeah, but I'm just saying there's places where space has
02:56:00
Speaker
There's places where people cannot go to in space, but we have unmanned spacecraft and whatnot that explores these areas. I didn't say it was wrong. I didn't say it was right. I'm just saying it's crazy to me to think that we can go to all these places in space, but we can't go
02:56:20
Speaker
to some places here on on art on art on earth is what I was trying to do down there but you want to fucking be down to the bottom of the Mariana trench. You can't see nothing physical though. The Mariana trench. Oh Jeff just so you know the Mariana trench is seven miles but there's a trench off of Puerto Rico that's deeper. The what I'm reading about the Mariana trench it's the longest
02:56:46
Speaker
Yes. It was supposed to be the deepest. Then one of Puerto Rico just got to talk about about 10 years ago, because they had an earthquake down there. It's deeper than the Marianas trench. I did not know that. Unlike who is the shortest. But did you guys see that thing about that shark?
02:57:03
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No. Oh, the big one that they can't that they can't. Yeah, that's big motherfucker. No, that's not the world. It's actually a shark like a like that is a Megalodon. Megalodon kind of thing. They measured it against from the from its height. They measured how long it would be of its length and they put it it's longer than a city bus.
02:57:29
Speaker
It's longer than the cruise ship. It's longer than the cruise ship. Yeah, it's like massive. No, it's as wide. It's as wide as a bus link. There are sharks that we know of that are as wide as the city bus. The city bus is not that wide.
Mysterious Ocean Object and Speculations
02:57:49
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No, not as wide as the bus. As wide as the bus is long.
02:57:54
Speaker
No, no, no. Like you could park it sideways on its back. No, no, I thought you were saying what? That is why it's small. That is why it's small. That is why it's small. To see that video. It is wide as it's small. It's moving so slow. And it looks pretty damn huge. It's ridiculous. They literally saw it off the coast of like, and I don't remember. No, no, they saw it off a ship. It was on a cruise ship when they saw it as reported. But they saw it on satellite on one part of the world. And then six months later, they found it on the opposite side of the world.
02:58:23
Speaker
Yeah, just go across the ocean. It's just, it just constantly just moving. They're, they're, apparently they're tracking it. Yeah, they're tracking it. You don't know what the fuck it is. It's huge. And the damn alien is down there in Antarctic? Oh yeah. It's my dick. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What alien? I didn't see anything about the aliens. They're in the movie Alien vs Predator. Alien vs Predator. They ain't talking about it. They're some shit in Antarctica. They're paying attention to it. Aliens vs Predator. That was in Antarctica.
02:58:55
Speaker
There's a pyramid in there. You know, there's a there's a pyramid in the bottom of the ocean to somewhere. There's a pyramid on Mars. I saw there's a doorway on Mars. I saw that and there's a bunch of. You saw Jehovah's Witness. Did it knock on your door?
02:59:29
Speaker
I can't even title these shows anymore. I can't even put descriptions.
02:59:34
Speaker
for these shows anymore. Just so you two know that. Okay, just for the record, everybody out there, look up Nibiru. N-I-B-I-R-U. You're welcome. I saw something a while back. There's a pyramid. Hold on, I gotta look it up. This pyramid is all over the planet. No, but this one is at the bottom of the ocean. What? Tony, when are you doing your live on TikTok? I'm supposed to do it tonight, but I'm actually got a headache. I'm fighting it.
Show Recommendations and Drive-Thru Mix-up
03:00:02
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and apparently said pyramid has a like a a hole in it they all do it's in the devil's triangle is where it is it's it's it's in the where is it i don't even know where it is it's the brutal triangle the devil's triangle the Bermuda triangle it's the same thing apparently
03:00:26
Speaker
No, I thought it was something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was somewhere else. All y'all out there listening, get the Googler. I'm telling y'all shit. Were you guys, as a kid, were you freaked out about the perimeter triangle as much as I was? Yes. I know, it scared the shit out of me. Two of the most movies ever that they really don't talk about. The Philadelphia Experiment and the Final Countdown. I mean, the Manhattan Project and the Final Countdown. Y'all might want to look into them shits.
03:00:53
Speaker
Yeah, the Bermuda Triangle, there's so much shit that's gone down in that area. Did he leave? Did he shut up? Did he shut the shit off? Did he shut the shit off? Did he shut the shit off? No, it's still running. No, but the Bermuda Triangle, I mean, like people, oh, Tony, you got to check out the show Manifest. No. It's basically, people take off online.
03:01:20
Speaker
He really showed the show off. I thought you showed off. No, they take over the plane. They take over the plane. No, I heard about it. I heard about Manifest. I just, I haven't, I haven't done it. I gotta get, I need some mental clarity before I start a Veggie News show, seriously. I got too much going on up here. Just watch the boys. Yeah, you need to watch the boys so we can talk about it, but Jesus. Because, heroism alone, I want to see your reaction.
03:02:04
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as you see
03:02:08
Speaker
Yeah, from Mother's Milk. I love that guy. He was awesome. He's an amazing character. A man named Mother's Milk. Watch the show. It's his codename. The CIA. He's a former veteran CIA agent. He's a former veteran and they're all former CIA and they all have codenames. It's like, yeah. Him and Frenchie were seriously underrated and underappreciated characters on that show and they were both... Let's go look dead on this show.
03:02:39
Speaker
Yeah, I know. I am underrated and underappreciated. You two fuckers. We carry yourself. Shit. Yeah, because you're in the bathroom all the time. Yeah. No, no, no. How many times have you gone to the bathroom since we started the show tonight? Four. I kind of, you have four. How many times have you gone, Tony? I went on the intro. It ain't been since. How much have you guys enjoyed tonight? I only had one beer.
03:03:08
Speaker
I've had fun. I've had five drinks. I've had five rum and cokes. I didn't even have enough rum to make five rum and cokes. I don't make them strong. I worked a 10 hour shift. I needed this beer. Motherfucker went and bought Bugweiser and he said one in a three hour show. I was going to buy beer, but I just couldn't be bothered. I should have bought more beer.
03:03:39
Speaker
But the poor girl got confused in the drive-thru when I told her I wanted Budweiser, she liked. And she brought me out. Core's light. And I was like, wow. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, all right, I've got to try to be a dick right now. And I told her this, I said,
03:04:01
Speaker
I said, look, I'm not trying to be a dick. I promise you, I'm not trying to be an asshole or any way, shape or form. But I told you, I told you, I wanted a, I wanted Budweiser select 55. I could have, I could watch it. Well, that was, that's what happened. He was right there beside us. I pointed at it and went back into the corner. I pointed right at it. I said, Budweiser.
03:04:25
Speaker
Right. I don't know. I didn't ask her. I didn't. I didn't get to know her like that. How old does she look? What I'm saying is she was in her 20s. You got to remember, Chris, you've been drinking since birth. So right. You are a connoisseur. You are a. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. This is probably her second job she's ever had. She was in she was in her mid to late 20s.
03:04:55
Speaker
But still, I say Budweiser select 55 and you bring me Coors Light. You could have brought me regular Budweiser and I would have been like, all right, I understand, I get it. But you dropped me Coors. Yeah, Coors versus.
03:05:14
Speaker
versus Budweiser. Horse is nasty. So she brought it out. She's like, is this what she wanted? And I wasn't trying to be mean or anything like that. She was very nice. And she was doing a really good job.
03:05:26
Speaker
And I said, no, I said the Budweiser slight. No, you stupid ass. Oh, when she walked away, I was like, what a fucking retarded bitch. No, I'm just kidding. But I was like, no, it's no one you're going to be getting. So I was like, oh, it was very nice to reserve for the rest of your life. She's going to she's going to crack up with a bunch of those Budweiser selected for Philip full order.
03:05:51
Speaker
Yeah. Here's your bud select motherfucker. No, I was very nice to her and I said, it's the bud select 55. It's it's right there behind you in the in the silver case Budweiser and she's like, oh, okay. I'm sorry. I said, don't don't worry about it. It's it happens. It's no big deal. Meanwhile, I'm thinking, no, no, no. Meanwhile, in my head, I'm thinking, how do you confuse Budweiser with Coors like you? She doesn't like like, you know, that's what that's my thought. It doesn't matter if you don't drink because she not fucking read.
03:06:21
Speaker
See? That's exactly what he said. That's what he said. I can't you fucking read! They don't even fucking sound alike. They don't even remotely sound alike. You're literally hearing the conversation. He was yelling at her right now. They sound nothing alike. I got out of the car and I kicked her in her uterus. I was so mad at her.
03:06:47
Speaker
I jumped out and I said, you dumb bitch kicked her in the uterus, grabbed my beer myself and drove out of the drive-thru. No, I was very nice to her. I was just more blown away by the fact that it was just like, okay, I could have understood if you brought me, but still Budweiser cores, like, there's no comparison. Here's the thing.
03:07:11
Speaker
If I'm her, and this is me playing devil's action, it's possible not because I've done this, but you see something and you look away while you reach for it because something else catches your eye. It's also very possible and more likely she's just an idiot. No, I have no doubt.
03:07:34
Speaker
As you said I have been drinking since birth I know no matter where you go gas station grocery store Drive-thru anything like that inside the cooler You have Budweiser over here
03:07:59
Speaker
and nine times out of 10, nine times out of 10, horse light is on the opposite end of the fucking cooler. No, it's not, it's trust me. It's not alphabetical. It would be fantastic. It was alphabetical because I have gone into the bar or not in the bar. I have gone into gas stations drunk as fuck and go, yeah, Budweiser should be right here. And I grab it. And then I get,
03:08:27
Speaker
You know what? It is Nurk. She might not have been drunk, she might have been high on that. She could have been on meth, yeah. It's Nurk. It's Nurk. But still. Nurk. But still. The fact of the matter is, is like, like the fact of the matter is... Wait, wait, wait. Is she from Nurk? Because I think she went to public school. I can't, I don't know, I don't know. Wait, she probably can't read. I don't know, I didn't, I didn't sit there and hang out with her for three hours. I didn't ask her her name, how old she was, where she was from.
03:08:57
Speaker
I didn't ask her fucking blood type. I didn't, I didn't ask any of this stuff. I just asked for a fucking case. I asked for beer. You know, I don't know anything about her. She's probably from Newark. She probably went to school in Newark. How about you? How about you stop making excuses? I'm not making excuses.
03:09:23
Speaker
She fucked up. And at the end of the day, I was very nice to her. And I said, no, it's not that I want this. And I pointed it out because I could see it. I said, this is what I want. And she's like, Oh my God, I'm sorry. And I said, Oh, yeah, I got a whole basket for you to come by. Yeah, I got, uh, my bed is covered in clean glue, but I told her, I said, don't worry. It happens. I was very nice to her. I was very nice to her.
03:09:46
Speaker
I've been sitting back in the car. In what world does it happen, Glick? Please tell me. I was very nice to her. As I drove off, I was like, stupid face. Because I get to see us in the car going, how the fuck did she bring you coolers when you asked the blood welcome circle? Yes. No, I was very nice to her. And I was like, you know what? I don't know. I can see the guy with his head versus the conversation. Because in your defense, I know you're not the asshole to start screaming at her.
03:10:16
Speaker
No, no. I would be in the back of the car going, it's written on the can, dumbass. No, I was very nice. Like I said, I was very nice to her. And I was like, no, that's not what I wanted. It's right there. This is what I want. And she literally turned around and just opened the door. Why she didn't do that in the first place? I don't know. But she just opened the door and grabbed me my
Nicotine Habits and Celebrity Encounters
03:10:37
Speaker
beer. And she's like, here you go. And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. And I was like, it's OK.
03:10:42
Speaker
Shit like that happens all the time when I used to go buy cigarettes at the store and I would go every day and order the same thing. Most of them knew exactly what I wanted before I walked in. They would have my pack of cigarettes waiting for me. And every once in a while they'd have somebody new and I'd be like, oh, I want a pack of chest fields 25. There's just 25 cigarettes in a pack, blah, blah, blah, blah. And do a reach around and go. And I'm like.
03:11:10
Speaker
Look, I gave you a reach around it. No, you sit there and look around. They got a wall. No, no, I get that. I get that. I've been there before. You go into a gas station when I used to smoke, and I smoked Marble Light Special Select, and you get somebody new in there, and they just turn and look. They weren't looking for it. You've been in that store 400,000 times. My speedway. Yeah, my speedway. They weren't looking for it. They just turned and looked.
03:11:41
Speaker
And I was like six rows down right in front of your face. Oh, okay. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. But they literally sit there and stare at the wall for three minutes and then they go, wait, what'd you want?
03:12:02
Speaker
What's worse is it's first thing in the morning I haven't had a cigarette yet because I ran out the night before Motherfucker I need a cigarette you better get you you are a shitty smoker first and foremost No, you never smoke all your cigarettes before you always leave one. I usually
03:12:25
Speaker
Yeah, I usually do. But every once in a while, you ever wake up in the middle of the night? If you ever wake up in the middle of the night, you're like, fuck, I didn't see her. And you only got one left? Oh, it happened to me all the time. No. Dude, I sleep with this thing on my bed next to me. Well, I do too. No, I do too. I get that. Yeah, no, I don't do that. But both of mine are on my nightstand. And there are times where I wake up in the middle of the night and I go take
03:12:55
Speaker
take a piss. And then when I'm getting ready to lay down, I'm just like, you know, just stop because I need it or anything like that. I just like the flavor. Well, it's like I said, I'm weaning myself off the nicotine. I'm almost I am too. Like, yeah, I'll just do like I used to. I have has less nicotine than the rock. And I've been I really like the taste of it.
03:13:26
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But if I don't take a hit, I'll start to grind my team. And that's where I know I need to take a hit. Like, I get that. Oh, yeah. I'm not a Nick team fit, but he started just... And you don't even know. Well, I don't do that. All of a sudden, you're trying to start... Come down, Nick Nolte. Jesus Christ. Come down, Nick Nolte. Why am I Nick Nolte? Because you did that.
03:13:56
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Okay. You were all teeth like Nick Nolte. No, I was just, I was emphasizing. No, you were just like all teeth like Nick Nolte. I'm not saying your teeth are jacked up like Nick Nolte. You just went all teeth because you know, and who's the other guy? Not Nick Nolte. Gary Busey. His son's an actor. Yeah, Gary Busey and his crazy ass looking son.
03:14:19
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Gary Busey. Have you seen Gary Busey lately? That motherfucker is crazy as fuck, dude. Dude, you know he's got a son. He's got a son that's like the same age as our boys. He has not been right since he died, seriously. He's got a boy like the same age as our boys. Oh, really? Yeah. He was on Impractical Jokers. And it was like, like he looks great. Like he looks great. He's cleaned up and he looks great.
03:14:47
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But he's still crazy ass Nick Nolte. You can't take that crazy out of that man. But out of all the people that I would be afraid to run into in a dark alley, I think Nick Nolte and Gary Busey would be the scariest. Oh, I would love to run into those two in a dark alley. You know how much fun we would have? No, no, no, no. Gary Busey, if he's had him at that date, you don't think about it. Tony Todd would scare me. Who? Tony Todd would terrify me. He absolutely terrified. Candyman.
03:15:17
Speaker
No. The original. What's up, dude? Yeah, no, no, no, no. Tony Todd is. What are you in the fat? What are you in the. Tony Todd is scary. I think he's one of them. The first one. Yeah. Tony Todd is he actually I've actually heard that he is one of the kindest, sweetest, friendliest people you'll ever meet. But I'm with Tony. Tony, he is an absolutely terrifying
03:15:46
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How many times? Because I I I wouldn't know who he was. Did you ever see? But that's like, but that's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
03:16:16
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Jim Robbins. No, no. I got to look him up. Hold on. I got to look him up. Tony Todd was the crazy, I think he was the sergeant or the captain. But that's like, that's like Christopher Walken. You know him, you'll see him. Yeah, I know who Tony Todd is. Yeah, Christopher Walken scares me. But, you know, he has everybody who's, you know, anybody, anybody, anybody who's ever had any interaction or anything with that with him, actors or regular people.
03:16:46
Speaker
or whatever. There's no doubt in my mind that Christopher Walken is probably one of the sweetest men on this planet. But I grew up in a horror, I grew up watching horror movies and he was in those horror movies and he scared the absolute fuck out of me. He had me on the prophecy. I thought he was phenomenal. Yeah, the prophecy movies, he scared the fuck out of me. He was fucking phenomenal on the prophecy.
03:17:11
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I don't know his name. I have to look him up. I've finished. The guy that's in the rock, he's also in Shawshake Redemption. Who? Hold on, I'll tell you. I see him. I'm going. Who was in the rock that was in Shawshake? I don't remember that.
03:17:48
Speaker
John R. Wordwood? No, no, that's not him. He played one of the convicts. God damn it. He's the guy that, do you remember the guy that gets out and ends up hanging himself? The older white guy. Yeah, the older white guy, okay. He was in The Rock, too? No, no, no, no, no.
03:18:18
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Right before that older white guy gets out, he puts a knife to this dude's throat. Yeah, that was the older white guy. No. I didn't know he was in the rock. William Satter. No, William Satter was in the rock. He wasn't in the rock. What? Yeah, he's, yeah, William Satter was in the rock. No shit.
03:18:45
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And William Sandler, he was in Shawshank. He was the one that called him a new fish. Yes. And he's like, he's the one that- We the one that said we have a winner. Yeah, he's the one that was like, don't you worry about all these guys. I'll show you around. We have a winner. Yeah, that guy. He's one of those that guys. Yes, he is.
03:19:10
Speaker
And he's amazing. He was in, he played one of the main bad guys in Die Hard 2. Yes, he was. Yes, he was. And he was also, he also played death in Bill and Ted. In who?
03:19:34
Speaker
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. Moka's journey, sorry. He played death. That was a long time ago. That's him as death. That was a long time ago. He reprised it in the new one. Who was? William Satter. And Bill and Ted, he played death.
03:20:02
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Oh yeah. He's the one I was talking about that was in the rock and Shawshank Redemption. But he was like, he was the guy that played Candyman's buddy in the rock. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Well, gentlemen.
Show Wind Down and Farewell
03:20:22
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Yeah, it's about that time. I'd love to keep going. I say that. And you guys won't keep going more in the show than you guys will be.
03:20:31
Speaker
Extinct until Monday. I got nothing to do. I got nothing to do. You said that. This was just some last week and I had no idea what was going on. If I can take some time at all and get you another beer, Tony D. Let's do some shit.
03:20:49
Speaker
Yeah. No, I'm fatigued. There's nothing better. I worked a 10 hour day, took Jason to the barbershop, tried to get him to go to one of his friend's house. Took about a one hour nap. I've been up since 3.30, so I'm beat. It sounds like you're excited. I just saw the funniest TikTok video. But we did interrupt the show. We're a little bit nervous, and we always go a little bit nervous.
03:21:19
Speaker
I would like to keep going, but Tony's getting sleepy. Maybe we'll come back up on here. Maybe Jeff and I will come back up on here. Maybe Jeff and I will come up on Instagram or something. I don't know. I got a couple more beers to drink, a few more beers to drink. I like to finish my beers. I'm going to give, I'm going to try to give Jerry a call.
03:21:45
Speaker
Yeah, now you talk about somebody being exhausted. I know she she had a long day because they had the the Bengals had. Well, she might know the Bengals had their their fan day or whatever down there where they all the fans got to come to practice and tour the stadium and all that on all that crazy stuff and hang out. Yeah, and she was down there.
03:22:10
Speaker
all fucking day until like, you need to call us if you can't go to sleep. She might already be asleep, which I don't blame her if she is. I have, you know, she might've fallen asleep. Listen to the show. I haven't heard from her in a hot minute, so I don't blame her. Plus she was sick earlier this week. And so we're going to wrap this show up. If you want to do something on afterwards, we'll do something afterwards. Yeah, we knew it on here. Yeah. We can jump back on here. I don't care.
03:22:40
Speaker
I can't go live on Facebook. I got yelled at when we tried to start the show. Well, we tried to do, we tried to do Facebook a couple times. We couldn't figure it out. Well, no, I tried to put Facebook on here, but I still can't go live on Facebook until the end of the month. It's like two days away. With that being said, I do want to put the show back on Facebook. I just haven't been able to. Yeah.
03:23:09
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03:24:03
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03:24:33
Speaker
Well, Debbie, I said we're gonna wrap the show up like we always do with a little Blacktop Mojo. Wicked woman. Check Blacktop Mojo out on all social media and wherever you stream music. At Blacktop Mojo, check out their tour schedule. They might be coming to a town near you. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Good night. Good night, Jason.
03:25:00
Speaker
night. Much love to you, bud. Oh yeah, you'll be here. Go ahead. All right, but with that being said, here's a little blacktop mojo. Wicked Woman, we end the show like this every week. Get it in your ear holes and enjoy it.
03:26:07
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She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits, was passing through the wind and she commutes with the dead
03:26:37
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Praise the blade above her head As I began to flee, she said Oh, I'm all over the sky Take this back and fight I wanna live far
03:27:16
Speaker
Around the woods a thousand eyes look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face that she was trying to leave It's a left to back ahead
03:27:48
Speaker
Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs two for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right.
03:28:13
Speaker
Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
03:28:39
Speaker
Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry.
03:29:55
Speaker
in the sky. Take this sacrifice. I want to live forever. And I'll feel it in the earth. Give me whatever. Maybe you've got life.
03:29:56
Speaker
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
03:30:27
Speaker
Whoo! Hell yeah, that's how you end the show right there. Oh, blacktop mojo in your ear, old wicked woman. We appreciate y'all listening. We appreciate y'all hanging out. Make sure you join us Monday for a brand new episode. Jeffrey. Deuces! You look like a jackass.
03:30:53
Speaker
when you just took the head off your face. I was going to say, Jeffrey, what are you going to say to the people? But you done said it. Tony D. Mother. Mother fuck you. Well, that being said, I'll see you next time.
03:31:17
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Same nonsensical panels name nonsensical time if you ever need nonsensical nonsense put the nonsensical symbol symbol symbol Why do I keep saying simple? That's right word the nonsensical nonsense like I am simple Just put the nonsensical light up in the sky and we'll be there We're not the heroes you wanted but we're the heroes you needed
03:31:45
Speaker
And not all of that being said, some of us are balding in our jets fans. Some of us have no championship. Some of us, some of us have a part-time job as a gardener.
03:32:08
Speaker
And some of us are so amazing. And their beard is so fantastic. They wake up in the morning and they piss excellent. Hit the button, click! Goodbye, motherfuckers. For those of you who can't see, I've hit the button. It's thinking, we're turning it into shaking. It's an absolute disgust at me.