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Nonsensical Nonsense 161 We dare you to try it
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Glick takes on another deep dive into urban legends plus Glick and the guys talk about the joys of parenting side effects of medicine and cooking mixed with a little racism plus such more. FOLLOW IS ON ALL SOCIAL MEADIA @Nonsensical Nonsense. JOIN US LIVE EVERY MONDAY WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY ON YOUTUBE AND TWITCH.
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Introduction and Social Media Engagement
00:01:39
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Yes.
00:02:52
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What's going on everybody? It's Wednesday, you know what that means. Welcome to Nonsense for Nonsense. I'm your host, Glit.
00:03:06
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We got a full house today. We got Tony, we got Jeff, and we got Mr. Ace World smoking the building. If you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on all social media on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. You can also join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday nights on YouTube and Twitch.
00:03:32
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Podcasting Challenges and Personal Stories
00:04:01
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Like I said, we got a packed house today. Yes, I turned your fucking mics off. Yeah, you did. You know what? I'm going to give you credit for that. I thought it was because of the background noise and everything. I'm going to give you a little bit of credit for that. It was because of all the background noise, because we come into the show and I'm trying to do my little intro. And then I got, you want to shout out all the people watching mine? What the hell? Yeah, I saw that too. What's that? The Twitch? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do that too.
00:04:31
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Uh, but, and then Jeff wants to talk and so I was like, you know what, I wasn't going to say nothing. I'm going to kill those guys. Fuck you tonight, then Twitch. How do you like them? Fuck you, Twitch. Hello, Twitter. There you go. What's up, Twitter? I'm going to tell you something before the show started, too.
00:05:12
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I didn't even do anything. Some of a **** finally gave me some. Alright, I'm done. I'm done. Smoke. What's happening? What's happening? What's going on? It's been a busy few days. Yes, little boy. Hold on. And these steroids are kicking my **** boys. How you feeling, bro? Feeling any better? I mean, lightly. I would like to say
00:05:40
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But I got I got poison ivy at work last week. Oh, yeah. I took I took Monday off and went to urgent care. It wasn't bad enough to where they needed where they could give me my shot and then give me my prescription. They just gave me a prescription of steroids.
00:05:58
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I haven't slept like in like three days because yeah, one of the perks of steroids are insomnia. Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. Well, it doesn't help with with Chris is Chris and I both have the same affliction. We don't sleep in the fucking first place. So I was pretty good for a little while that I didn't and I haven't been sleeping much lately for some weird reason. But then this is not helping it at all. And then
00:06:28
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And then there's a, oh, let's, let's, let's, let's play the wheel of side effects and which ones do. So let's go ahead and add in the dehydration that Monday night I woke up and my mouth felt like the Sahara desert and somebody was beating on my chest with a sledgehammer. I thought I was having an heart attack. I was legit scared.
00:06:58
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I got up and I drank like six glasses of water came back in and laid down and I was like seriously kind of freaking out yeah like my chest was pounding so bad so I was laying there and I was freaking out about that cuz I'm like
00:07:20
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Well, at least my kids are here, so I'm not going to lay here dead for four days before somebody discovers I'm dead. Yeah, we're going to hear from Kristin today. Somebody should drive by and shut me out of here. He still owes me five bucks. Did you hear about that guy? He ordered Domino's every single day for like five years straight.
00:07:45
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and
00:07:57
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Oh, shit. Like a bookcase Atlanta. Probably all the kind of pizza boxes he had in his house. Eat all that pizza. You're not going to be agile. I'll tell you that much. Like, I don't like I get the ordering out and stuff like that because there for a while I was getting door dash every single night, but I was getting something different every single day. So I got variety is the spice of life. If the kids weren't here, I was ordering door dash. You know, if the kids were here, I was cooking.
00:08:23
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But that's how I, like my door dash drivers, I've told you guys on here before, they got to know me. They knew it was coming to me. So they text me and I'm like, Hey, the door's open. Come on in. I'm playing call of duty. Right. And they just walk right in the house. Like they owned a place and come in and we bullshit for a few minutes. One of the girls, um, and it was kind of like that. I hadn't seen her in a while and then she'd pop back up and I asked her how her and her girlfriend and stuff are doing.
00:08:47
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And she's like, Oh good. We were in a car accident a couple of weeks ago. And I was like, yeah, that sucks. Well, you know, everybody seems to be okay. She's like, yeah, she's like, come on, get my new car, by the way. Nice insurance. Yeah. Well, somebody, yeah, somebody ran a red light and T-boned her ass and totaled her car, which the car she had was, it was nice, but it was a little bit older. Then she, now she got her, then she turned around and got a brand new one out of it. I was like.
00:09:13
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a a
00:09:32
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and the tagline is like, who's at fault? I'm like, I hate to be the one to admit it, but it's the guy that did the fucking U-turn, not the guy that smacked anyway. Yeah, but yeah, so I've been dealing with a lovely bevy of side effects from the steroids, that's been fun. Amongst other shit, so just like, oh, right now. Right?
00:10:00
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sometimes fun times to be like, but it is what it is. Hey, as long as you don't have laryngitis, number one, all the shits, number two, you're good. Do the show. That's a whole other, that's a whole other problem. Yeah, I don't have the shits, but it's like, but it's common.
00:10:28
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I think I think that's that's a different kind of I mean, it's the same similar steroids, but it they get used to it They're so big they can't wipe their ass
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There you go.
00:10:59
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I just, I could never imagine having one of those in my house. It just sounds so invasive and so intrusive. Am I gay now? I've installed those. I've installed those. But they never seem like, like that would be a waste of money for me because that thing, that little bit of stream ain't going to keep up.
00:11:29
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There's actually a new invention out on the Instagram and you know where the with the with the cold water um Line comes out where you connect the um the tank the refill tank line It's actually a splitter device in Part of it one line goes to the tank to refill the tank in the other is like a hose like you know But the sink you have that extended watch wand So that's like a watch wand
00:11:55
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So you don't have to do the whole day. You can just do the get the wash the extension one. I can just imagine why for kids walking in on me as I'm bent over with a hose splashing around my ass. No, that's not a good look. Oh, shit. I mean, literally. And you got to remember, you know, when you have kids, when you have kids, you just know there's going to be water all over the fucking bathroom because they'll be spraying
00:12:27
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I actually, I actually, I actually had adults only actually, I actually had that yesterday in my bathroom because that little line that very close to tank popped out of its spot and it was spraying on the back of the tank and buggy came out and she was like, dad, the toll is making a weird noise. And I was like, Oh fuck. And she's like, also there's water spraying out of the back.
00:12:49
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That's probably the weird noise. Yeah. Yeah. The spraying is the noise. Yeah. And I went in there and I lifted up the lid. And then, of course, as I was looking at the lid, I accidentally hit the flush, the handle so that it started revealing and fucking and I and I tried to close the lid while I pinned the lid down on it. So I'm just shooting right out at me. I got a lot of water everywhere. I was so nervous.
00:13:19
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Remember how I warned you guys Monday about the potential of roid rage?
Home Life: Comfort and Chaos
00:13:23
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Yeah, I had roid rage in the bathroom. I was like, get the shit out of my bathroom. Why is there shit everywhere? And the kids were like, it's not that big of a deal dad. Calm down. It's like fucking clothes and there's towels and the trash can. Why is this in here? And they're like, dad, it's a trash can.
00:13:46
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Those are usual things in the bathroom. I was like, I was like, give me some towels. And they're like, all right. They get in the closet. I was like, not the fucking clean towels. I want some dirty towels.
00:13:57
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That would help. That is not an uncommon thing. If you literally, no matter what you ask for, you will get the exact opposite for your kids. If you step out of the shower and say, give me a towel, they'll hand you a dirty towel. If you're trying to mop up water and you ask for a towel, they'll give you a clean towel. Okay. Cash asked me last night. He said, dad, if I take a shower and I clean myself and I wash my hair and I get out and I dry off with the towel.
00:14:26
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How did the towels get dirty? And I'm like, uh, you got to clean better young man.
00:14:32
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Yeah, I was like, well, they're not necessarily dirty after one use. You could use it a couple of times, but, you know, they need to. To the stars. To the stars. Thank you. You missed the spot or two. That's how the towel gets dirty. Yeah, I don't know. It should be another. It should be still clean after you dry yourself. Right. That's exactly what I said or whatever. That's what I told you. I said it's still, I guess, technically clean because you're clean. But, you know, after a few uses or once it starts to smell a little bit, then we need to wash it.
00:15:00
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I was like, nothing would matter. You hang it up, it'll last longer. And that's the other thing. Let it dry properly. Because none of them hang their towels up. They just get out and throw them. And then the girls, explain this to me. We're going to be this Batman. I'm the biggest one in the house. Like my kids could come together like Voltron or like the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. And I'm still bigger than all three of them combined.
00:15:25
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I use one towel. Now I have, I buy a big, I buy the big, oversized, comfy towel. Right, the beach towel style. Well, no, it's not a beach towel. It's just the, the, they're bigger, fluffier towels, like a hotel towel, like a hotel towel. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, you're talking about thickness. Yeah. Yeah. They're, they're, they're a little bit, they're, they're bigger than a normal sized towel, like length and width, but they're not as big as a beach towel. Okay. But, but they're also thick. I use one towel. I can dry my hair. I can dry my beard. I can dry my body off, hang towels.
00:15:56
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because somebody explained to me why my girls have to use three to four towels every shower. OK, I can explain to. I can explain to I can give them one for the hair, one for the body. Yeah. Yeah. Wrap your hair, wrap the body. That's it. I don't know. Three to four every time they take a shower. I see. I'm like, I mean, do you use a towel to dry your ass? A towel to dry your front and then a towel to dry your body and then like.
00:16:36
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I just use one town. Yeah, I use one.
00:16:45
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Don't make so much so many towels readily available for them Like put something like like half of the clean towels in your stash somewhere and just be like, hey, we don't got that many guys BBB, you know, be selective. Remember, you got to remember kids will find to wear this shit like you can hide it in a place where where you're like, they'll never find it. And it's the first place they look.
00:17:08
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Let's be honest, Jeff, when you drive, when you get out of the shower, you need a dish. You don't need a full grown person. I would like to say that I do. I would like to say that I air drive, but the fact that I keep it so cold in my apartment,
00:17:37
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Yeah, I 100% agree. To be clear, I do not air dry because I go from the bathroom to my bedroom. My bedroom is like a freezer. Yeah, like right now I have my thermostat set at 68. Plus I've got fans. I've got fans in the cash slash living room. I've got a fan directly behind me.
00:18:00
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And then I've got a fan in the girls bedroom. So it's might be set at 68, but it's it's a lot colder than 68. I'll tell you that. You know what? And I love it. I'm one of those people that if they'll let me turn my house into a deep freezer, I will.
00:18:16
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Like it's never cool enough. It's always too fucking hot. Well, I've said out here, that was, that was one of the, that was one of the first things when my, when my ex-wife, when she left me, uh, the first thing I did as soon as she left was go up and turned my AC down to 64. Finally, comfort.
00:18:40
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We lived in South Carolina. I worked outside for most of the, you know, for air conditioning. Exactly. Yeah. And, uh, wow, what the fuck? Okay. That's what we're doing. But, um, you know, so when I would come home, like I want to end, and there was no vents or anything when you came in on the, cause there was basically that my house was essentially three stories, but the first floor where you came in at was a garage. It was a three or three and a half car garage.
00:19:07
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but the garage, the garage was completely finished. So it was like a finished basement. I never parked a car in there. We used it as the, you know, my man cave and then I partitioned it off and made an area for the kids to have their playroom and everything like that. Um, but there was no vents down there, but it was so cold upstairs that that cold air came down and it made that area. So as soon as I opened that door, it was just like a blast of Arctic air.
00:19:37
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And there was a couple of times I'd come in for work and my neighbor, he, he, he would come over and we'd like knock on the door and be like, go ahead. And they'd open the door and I'm just laying on the stairs. Just like, yeah. Cooling out. He's like, God damn dude. I was like, I don't feel like going all the way up the stairs right now. Yeah. That cold air sinks also. Like, you know, your hot air rises, that cold air kind of kind of goes down. So I hear that shit.
00:20:07
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And after the first month, you know, after the first month of keeping it at temperature, there really wasn't that big of a deal. That first month, my electric bill kind of jumped up a couple, you know, quite a bit. But after that first month of keeping it consistently at that temperature, it came right back down. So that old myth of, ooh, if you keep it cold, your electric's going to blow.
00:20:31
Speaker
My after the first month, it leveled out and went right back down where it was because it wasn't that constant. Yeah, a temperature set. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I love having it cold. I'm a big old fucking polar bear. So I like to have it cold, especially when I walk in the house. Mm hmm. You know, I mean, it's 90 degrees outside, but I've got a hoodie and sweatpants on inside the crib.
00:21:02
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I got a goose down like a winter boots and everything. I have a big ass comforter that I have on my bed all year round. So in hell in the wintertime, I usually sleep with my window cracked open.
00:21:25
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Oh, get a little get a nice little of that. That cool air helps you sleep. Oh, you like the cool anyway. So, yeah. Yeah. I like I like the I like that cooler. Plus, surprisingly, I live on a main road. So it's pretty busy. My windows actually face the main road. And I actually kind of like the noise of the traffic at night, too. Really? So the city people like us from the city. When I moved down south, I'm going to skip me up all the time. Oh, man. It was too quiet. Too goddamn quiet for you, huh?
00:21:56
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Oh, don't get me wrong. I'll take the country over the city. That was the great thing about my house in Charleston is I lived in the city, but our subdivision was kind of tucked back away. And you had that country feel because I had a pond back right behind my house. So I could open my windows at night and you could hear the tree frogs and the bull frogs and the crickets and everything. All the critters outside talking and singing away, man.
00:22:25
Speaker
Man, you want to talk about a relaxing sound. I love it. But, you know, traffic ain't too bad. But I'll take a country night over a city night any day of the week. You and me both. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, Jeff, I know you're missing.
00:22:41
Speaker
Oh, well, you gotta remember like where I grew up, uh, my, my, uh, for a short time, my, my brother and his wife stayed with us for like a month when they had moved back to Ohio and her biggest thing back where they used to live.
00:22:56
Speaker
was to sit out on the porch and count the cars as they walked by as they drove by and She did it one time at our house and she's like a car drives by once every like six hours. This is ridiculous Have her This may be this may be a controversial, but I gotta just put this out there. This is my opinion at nighttime for you hero illegals headed towards the border
00:23:25
Speaker
Well, how many of you leaders you see sneaking by Jeff? My bad, my bad. Some of my best friends are making it. All right. Easy. Good Lord. I'm just saying. You're not wrong. What else is it? Just joking. Just joking. You fit right in some of the shit that Jeff says on the show. Just joking guys.
00:23:55
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the the the the
00:24:41
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Don't tell them they'll figure it out
00:24:47
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Give it time now
Culinary Adventures and Budget Meals
00:24:48
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Smoke. Somebody will listen to this. It all set on social media and be like, yeah, why are the black guys on the bottom of this? What's up with that? How to cancel. Hashtag cancel nonsensical nonsense. Thanks Smoke. Hey, hey man. Until Smoke comes around. Smoke shows up. With that bull ish. We've already been called sexist and misogynist. The man holding my brother down still. Look at him. I think I always got to be on top.
00:25:17
Speaker
Listen, hey, man, I've been called a lot of things in my life, so it's cool. I've been called stuff today. Hey, man, what you what you think about is your that's your business. You know, hey, I'll leave it at that. But I ain't never been called late to dinner. That's for sure. Tony's never late for dinner. It's always dinner. It's not for Tony. It's always eat.
00:25:47
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make this shit like a slash. A slash cooking channel. You should just let us see what you make and make it like a slash cooking channel. Like the first segment of the show could be cooking with Tony D. OK, with Tony. So he's not making a man a sandwich.
00:26:09
Speaker
No, man, they sandwich no fried bologna those two are off the table no peanut butter and jelly and no spam
00:26:24
Speaker
Well, mayonnaise on that slice. Mayonnaise. You want some bread with that mayonnaise? I got cheese. I put some serious mayonnaise on all my fucking sandwiches. Tony used a bottle of mayonnaise and a slice of cheese. I ain't mad at him for it either. Two slices of mayonnaise. I'm like, I don't even like mayonnaise. Like, bad damn. He's like, return to the mayonnaise game.
00:26:55
Speaker
I never seen a black man get down on man is like that before. They call it jungle fever.
00:27:20
Speaker
You know Amen the views are smoked a special disclaimer the views of ace world from Saturday Night Smoke podcast are silly his and not They're those of lick Jeff Tony D or the nonsensical nonsense podcast. All right
00:28:01
Speaker
I'm just kind of the guy that's there and I can say the worst things
00:28:07
Speaker
I don't even say. I don't even say you sound like a good position. I, I, I, I'm not arguing with this smoke. It is one of the greatest positions because I can literally say anything and get these two in trouble and I just skate right on by. I'm following a pile of shit.
00:28:33
Speaker
Yeah. And then I give him hell back and I'm like, Oh my God, I can't believe come at us like that. He's so mean. I'm the victim. Such a big ass up. You get the, you get all the nasty grams and all the hate mail in your inbox and shit. I hear you crazy. So for all intents and purposes, that's what I'm cooking. Okay. Little bit of ground beef. Okay. Okay. What you doing?
00:29:03
Speaker
the medium queso. Oh, loaded nachos. No, I got no chips. I'm just going to eat meat and cheese straight. Oh, OK. Bachelor meal in his regularity. God bless America. Hey, man, listen. I don't know where he got that idea from, but sounds good. I would say it was loaded nachos. It was nachos. That's a drunk dude meal, damn it.
00:29:29
Speaker
Yeah, I was going to say, you can't call a broke ass motherfuckers meal a bachelor's meal. Trust me, because this broke ass son of a bitch be making some broke ass meals and they are what they are. Hey, I'm calling on a budget over here. I got I got rice. I got some salsa. I got some beans and I got some ground beef. What can I do with it? Fucking throw it in the pan altogether. Yeah. You know what that shit is? That right there. That's like hamburger helper without the help.
00:30:04
Speaker
Oh, there you go. So, there. Now, you popping. That's too much cheese. Don't tell Brian.
00:30:21
Speaker
You eat a lot of cheese there, bro. I order the steak top steak. Cortes are basically a big they're kind of like a Philly cheese steak without this cheese. But I fucking loaded that shit up with barbecue sauce. It was amazing.
00:30:37
Speaker
Mm. But the torta, do you have like you use the bean, you took the beans on it and the whole shebang? No, no, no, no. I order from this place. It's called Tacos Regal. And they take they chop up the steak just like you would a Philly cheesesteak. They just don't have the cheese. And it's got, you know, a little bit less, a little tomato and the steak on it and a little bit of mayonnaise. And I just fucking take my barbecue sauce. Oh, my God, it was amazing. Nice.
00:31:07
Speaker
And it's it it looks like I almost ordered it from Subway. It's so full of stuff. A little everything, please. A mess. But they're they're seriously expensive. Like eight bucks a piece. And I order like six of them at a time. Oh, OK. Because I order for myself. I order at least three for myself. And then the rest of the kids. The favorite. OK. Oh, my God. Oh, they're amazing.
00:31:37
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the the the the the
00:32:06
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Oh, Chris has seen me make spaghetti. And as Chris says, I could feed an army of my spaghetti. It won't last a night. You're a one man army. He'll make like 10 pounds of fucking spaghetti. I know in all seriousness, I take the problem is
00:32:28
Speaker
Yeah, justify it. Go ahead. It doesn't look like I'm making a lot. But then once it's cooked, it's like, wow, there's a lot here. But I also make a big like half gallon of fucking sauce to go with it. Oh, shit. Oh, dude, I go out. Well, the half gallon is a lot kind of when you think about it. It's it's I basically take a little bit of gante sauce salsa.
00:32:56
Speaker
Mm hmm. Put it in the mix along with ice, salty tomatoes and onions and green peppers all chopped up. And then I put in tomato paste. Gotcha. All in this also. And then I make I would say a little over a kilo of
00:33:18
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the fifth
00:33:37
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Chris has seen it, it's a big bowl. It's like a salad bowl. Like a serving salad bowl. You know the orange buckets you can buy at Home Depot? Oh my god. It's one of those.
00:33:55
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He dumps everything in there and then he then he has to have the help of his neighbors because he's not strong enough to pick it up. Remember the McDonald's salad, the salad shakers back in the day? And then he just dumps it into a trough. You've got to use tongs to feed each one. And I pour all the sauce on top of it and it's fucking I mean, I make it I make it about noon and at last till about midnight.
00:34:35
Speaker
go for it man and and you know he's he's he's turning mexican by infusion because he put salsa in the spaghetti so it's like mexican spaghetti it's all about the chunks it's all about the chunks i like to have got you the chunks of the veggies yes copy i i started doing that lately i um
00:34:53
Speaker
like when we make tacos or something like that. I've been putting salsa on my, because I buy a lot of the, I guess that.
00:35:08
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I buy that the extra extra chunky or whatever you want to call it. So I buy that. Um, really, I like that. So I'll put, I've been putting that like last night we, we make our, well, I should say my middle daughter, she makes her own version of Chipotle here at the house.
00:35:26
Speaker
And she had made, she, we had to go to the store, so she had asked if we could have Chipotle. And I'm like, I really don't want to go spend the money. And she's like, no, I want to make my Chipotle. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you go right ahead. That's the words of steak and the beans and all that stuff.
00:35:45
Speaker
Right fucking through a couple spoonfuls that my boy Yes, it's Mexican bait it's Chipotle you you kind of for the Mexican thing on Tiktok guys where it's like they cover their
00:36:07
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no no
00:36:28
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like a free for all. Wow. Okay. It's like the center. Okay. I think it's filled with just food mixed up and and the whole edge of the tables surrounded by tortilla chips. Oh, that's a buffet. That's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. It's a buffet.
00:36:58
Speaker
that. I think my biggest problem would be is that's a whole lot of wasted food if you don't eat all that and you just throw it all in. You gotta have like a bunch of people. Mm hmm. Yeah, you you don't have to have like 1520 people. I mean, I saw the one it was like a five family, five person family and that's cool. My people is cool. Mm hmm. Round table and they did with spaghetti. It looked dope.
00:37:24
Speaker
because I can't I can't I can't mouse for you guys but I I grew up poor I grew up broke so there was a lot of times I didn't know when I was going to have the next meal so I don't believe in and and wasted money to. Oh no, I'm not. Leftovers. I'm not about life. Yeah, we brought leftovers.
Household Humor and Quirks
00:37:40
Speaker
Oh, that's the best. Yeah. More than the pink. Hard in the paint. Like the leftovers better the second day. Yeah, the kids the kids don't eat leftovers but I purposely buy. When I was going to be hungry.
00:37:54
Speaker
because they're only here part-time. So when I go to the grocery store at night and we buy meals and when we cook, I purposely make more so that there's leftovers. Then when they're not here, I eat the leftovers. You can freeze the whole thing. I also like the same kind of family that literally if you grab a fucking country crop out of the fridge, you don't know if it's butter
00:38:23
Speaker
You got your containers loaded up like crazy I hear you bro the leftovers man
00:38:51
Speaker
It's broken in already I've got a bunch of Tupperware is much like socks
00:39:13
Speaker
I don't know why you can't do it explain to me why when I do laundry can I put 10 socks in there and then when I fold laundry I only have seven and a half socks
00:39:24
Speaker
Oh, I know what it is. You got to take all the stuff out to dry it, man. You're leaving one sock. You got a sock under your arm. Hey, hello. You got a sock sticking out his drawers. Like a shirt on or a pair of shorts.
00:39:44
Speaker
Yeah, there you go. There you go. Put the corner of your shirts. Check the lid. You mean you use fabric softener, bro? When I fold and put laundry away, I shake it all out.
00:40:00
Speaker
Oh, and you know, I shake it all out because I hang up most of my clothes and then I actually fold my clothes. I mean, I have I waste time folding the kids clothes, but I still so I saw like there's but every once in a while man.
00:40:19
Speaker
there's an old saying choose your battles wisely yeah you right you right you right i i i fight enough fights on a daily basis with them that's one that i'll just like as much as i hate holding and putting laundry away i fold it and then i tell them to come
00:40:35
Speaker
That's not bad. So you gotta hook them up with a little something like you say pick and choose your battles wisely Oh, yeah, oh that's the worst that that's the worst
00:40:54
Speaker
There's nothing worse than two o'clock in the morning. Like, well, because my kids go to the pool every chance they get. And when they get done in the pool, they go in the bathroom and they change and they shower and they go about the rest of the day. But they don't always put their stuff where it's supposed to be. They don't hang up the swimsuit. So at like two o'clock in the morning, I get up to go piss and I walk through a pile of wet clothes. I'm like, what the fuck is that? It's two o'clock in the morning. Now I smell it, motherfucker.
00:41:22
Speaker
I don't know. What kind of animal sleeps with socks on? I literally go until I pass out. So, when I go upstairs, I'll forget to take my shoes off until like two o'clock. I do. Grow. You know, all of a sudden, my, my, you already know there's a special place in hell reserved for you, Tony. You just keep adding to it. We already know. Oh, no. I do it all the time. That's crazy. I don't allow shoes in the house, bro. Take your shoes off at the front and the what's the name? We don't allow shoes. I don't allow shoes in my ****
00:41:53
Speaker
I'm saying I have disposables for company like the disposable shoe covers. Yeah, I don't listen in that man Me neither me neither You may want to have boots on
00:42:20
Speaker
don't I don't I don't care about like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna yell at somebody if they wear their shoes in my house I'm not too big on that just out of instinct I mean because when you come in my you know from my apartment for instance when you come in the back door you come right into the kitchen and that's usually where I take my boots off so my boots are usually off before
00:42:41
Speaker
I even come out of the kitchen area and the kids do the same thing. Except for my oldest one who, for whatever reason, is convinced that her shoes just belong in the middle of the living room floor. And then I tell her to pick them up so she moves them six inches. And I'm like, they're still- But now they're together. Now it's a pair. She does do it. She'll put them together.
00:43:07
Speaker
Yeah, she'll put them together, but they're still I'm like, they're still in the middle of the fourth. Why? Well, that's that way. I don't know where they are in the morning. I'm like, you can put them in the kitchen where the rest of the shoes are. And guess what? Oh, boy. In the morning, they're still going to be in the kitchen. You muted. OK. I said, shoot, my boots have been out there in the kitchen since I moved in here. Guess what? Every morning, my boots are still in the kitchen. There's no magic fairy that comes and moves my shoes around at night because they're poor. You know, the shoe fairy.
00:43:38
Speaker
Yeah, right. I said, trust me, they're going to be there. Yeah, that's crazy. But I'm not, you know, I'm not too big on, you know, it's just kind of a natural instinct. All this technician was good. When we, when we come in, we take our shoes off and stuff. So take it off the day is right up there with sex. It's an amazing feeling. Well, I think it's equivalent.
00:44:05
Speaker
I'm not trying to be gross. It's not that good of a feeling. I think it's right up there with this. I think it's equivalent to women taking their bras off at the end of the day. OK, I can roll with that. That's fine. That feeling that they have when they take their bra off, it's a similar feeling that I think those of us who wear work boots or whatever and do whatever, it's that similar feeling when you take that first boot off and just
00:44:37
Speaker
See, I work tennis shoes all day. And like, if I come downstairs out shoes on, I feel incomplete. I got shoes on. No, I don't go anywhere. I go to the store. But other than that, I don't leave my office. But when I go sit on the couch, I take my shoes off. And it's like, Oh,
00:45:02
Speaker
Yeah, that's how to take one side into the house. That's it. Like I have like house shoes. Flip flops are wearing a house specifically designated the house is like to be in X mode all the time as well. You know, and I don't like the outdoor stuff being tracked in. But like I say, I just have some area rugs in certain designated areas with furniture on top, but mostly wood floors and things of that nature. But I know I just I'm just funny about that shit.
00:45:32
Speaker
That was always one thing like I'm like when I get my own I'm not going any shoes in my goddamn house No leather another furniture don't come with that plastic shit like
00:45:49
Speaker
What's the name? That's like the 70. That's the fucking good times era. I remember that shit back in the days I have pictures I was actually looking I'm sorry for cutting you guys I had customers at Charleston a lot of my older black customers they used to kill me because they'd have that furniture from back in the 70s still and they had plastic covers on it
00:46:25
Speaker
I don't know how y'all do that with leather furniture. I don't like it. Plus, you know, one of the perks of, you know, half the time or 75% of the time or whatever.
00:46:37
Speaker
living on your own and being by yourself. There are times where I just walk around my house naked and I'll go lay on my couch or, you know, whatever. Why not? Why not? Why not? He does what he wants in his kingdom. I don't I obviously I don't do that because my kids are here 24 hours a day. But the thing about the my leather couch versus your cloth couch.
00:47:05
Speaker
If I sit on a cloth couch all like at night, when I get up, it'll be soaked into it. Oh. Stick to the leather couch and everything else? No, no, because I'm like, I got a skin wood if I was jealous or something, but I don't know. Kind of question. Just keep your temperature right. Uh-huh. Sitting down and sitting on furniture. This doesn't apply to you, Jeff. But Tony or Smoke, do you have heated seats in your vehicle?
00:47:34
Speaker
I do, but I used to. I do. I mean, New York is fucking we get we get brutal winters.
Car Troubles and Dealer Experiences
00:47:40
Speaker
And you got to remember that I didn't purchase that. It's not I didn't purchase it new, but it was just a feature that came with the car in most. And I'm not going to lie. Most of the cars I purchased will I just like the leather interior like I just like like the smooth, you know, the leather interior. So I kind of go with that, you know,
00:48:03
Speaker
where I was going to go with the heated seat there. Talk to me. In the winter, I do use it. Yeah, for sure. I've never had heated seats. And I know it's summertime. I know it's summertime, but my back's been bothering me lately. And so I'll turn them on in the mornings on my way to work. OK. You turn gay, don't you? No, no, no, no. No, I don't turn gay.
00:48:30
Speaker
feeling. What emotions does it give you? It feels fantastic. I'm not going to lie. I'm trying to think of how to how to phrase this. Take your time. My heated seats. It is what it is. I'm just going to say it makes me fart a lot in the car. Yeah. You know why the muscles relax. Yeah. Okay. I just want to make sure it wasn't just me.
00:48:55
Speaker
No, it's just you. Oh, OK. No, it is you, because I don't like it. You eat too many beans. You eat too many Chipotle beans.
00:49:15
Speaker
Oh man. Wow. The last couple of days I've had it on and I'm driving to work and I'm just like, damn. If you got a lot of stress, attention with her, when you lean back and you get comfortable on that road trip, everything will just smooth out and not even be a problem.
00:49:37
Speaker
I'm okay. I'll for it all day long, man. Yeah, but you're also at that age where you probably should not trust a fart. Yeah, of course it is. Oh, shit. Like this morning. Yeah, this morning we were driving in.
00:49:55
Speaker
I'm walking to the store going. I'm sorry, but I gotta I gotta I gotta testify to what Jeff said. I literally wait 30 minutes before I leave the house to make sure I don't have no accidents on the way. No, I might wait to go to the store. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you about it because it is a heated seat.
00:50:15
Speaker
And when it, you know, it's a little bit more potent because it's warmed up when it, when it, when it hits. So this morning we were driving in, I was taking the kids to school because they were with me. All of you are listening. It's about to go down. She was like, what is that?
00:50:41
Speaker
So when you get out of the car, he hopes it's a windy day so he can air out before he walks out She's actually gonna stick with him all day
00:50:51
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Don't worry
00:51:21
Speaker
I'm just curious. I was wondering it was just me. Apparently it is just me. Nobody else has that. They had heated seats and I literally turned it on during the road trip. I had to turn it off after a while because I was sweating. And if you ever rode in the Escalade, there's plenty of room for dudes our size. And I say, oh yeah, I'm six two and I used to be two forty five. Right.
00:51:48
Speaker
So you sit back, you get all, man, I will lean this way, lean that way. And I got to remember, the truck is five times bigger than I am at the very least in all directions. So I got to watch what I'm here to see. He ain't lying. In the wintertime, man.
00:52:01
Speaker
That's it works nice, but you do got to shut it off after a few minutes cuz like I don't I'm not really the type to I don't get the Auto start or anything like I just thought the car if it's very very very cold I'll come out
00:52:22
Speaker
I don't keep staying warm and it gets too warm. I do have a door like, you know, it's not working. I got to, I got to call the dealership and run it up there and have on what's going on because I, one of the, one of the reasons I, I, I got the car was because I don't like getting into a cold car in the wintertime. Oh, I'm watching. So I wanted the auto start for that feature. Plus not so much me. I mean, I'll deal with getting into a car because it warms up relatively quick. It's a new car. So it warms up.
00:52:52
Speaker
But it's more for the kids when they're here. So they don't have to, you know, cause I'm usually waking them up half hour before, you know, we got to leave. So I try to let them sleep in as long as they can. Um, so I don't want them to have to go get in a cold car and everything like that. They're already still half asleep, still grumpy shit. So I was like, let me go ahead and get the auto start for this winter. It'll be nice. But I do got to call them and let them know, Hey, my shit's not working so I can run it up there and see what's going on with it. I just haven't had a chance.
00:53:22
Speaker
You got about three months. You got two, you got about three months before it starts to cool off substantially. I would assume, you know, maybe two months for you, wherever you're at. In two months, you may be. I don't know. Yeah. You guys in a different kind of place. Yeah. It's Ohio. I could wake up tomorrow at three feet of snow.
00:53:47
Speaker
the the the
00:53:59
Speaker
Oh, yeah, I just got to call the dealership that I bought it from. Yeah. And then they'll and like they said, they're like, because I got to get a key fob. I got it. I got two keys or the two key fobs that came with it. And one of them was a little wonky. So they're like, just call us. You can drop it off and bring it in. And if anything, you know, so, you know, I had to go for two keys. Yeah.
00:54:22
Speaker
So, um, you know, if I have to, like they said, if you have to drop it off and we have to do something to it because of the warranty and everything I have with it, they're like, we'll give you a car off a lot. So, you know, decoded, decoded, you program it in, in, thank you. Yeah.
00:54:40
Speaker
the key fob works and everything like that but you know how on a lot of the like the key fobs you hit the little button on the side or on the top and you can pull like the actual key out of it right right that spring on that button is broken that spring yeah got you yeah so they just yeah that thing will drive you nuts on no yeah it's only on one of them i have two fobs so i'm not like sweating it that much but now that the uh the auto start isn't working on it and i'll just bang them both out at the same time and
00:55:08
Speaker
And uh be done with it. What's that? Well, you said they'd give you a car off a lot. You're like, I'll take that blue Colorado over there while you guys fix my shit. Yeah, right. I'll be back tomorrow. Yeah, exactly. Well, no, they tell you when to come back. A lot of time, they be like, hey, man, you know, look for you in two days. Depends on how many jobs they have ahead of you.
00:55:33
Speaker
Yeah, when I had my cruise, the power steering went out on it and, um, uh, no, it's not because it was a chip.
00:55:43
Speaker
cars are computer now. Cars are computer. It's the power boost system. That's true. All my cars are 20 years old. So there was no power steering that went into my, my cruise. So I took it up to Chevy and, and, and, and they're like, all right, you know, we got to get the, we might have the ship here. If it turned out they didn't, so they had to, and this is, this would have been a couple of years ago. It was pre COVID.
00:56:05
Speaker
Um, and the guy was like, well, we're going to have to keep it for a couple of days. And they're like, what's going on in the lot and pick whatever you want off the lot. And I was like, they're like, all right.
00:56:21
Speaker
Yeah, the Corvettes are for Corvette owners that bring the Corvette. They have to trade an even-ish car. Can you see that after NSX over there real quick for a couple of hours? They're like, mmm, no sir.
00:56:37
Speaker
But I'm a federal. I go for anything. Come on. Not when I met his ex goes to board my house. Yeah, right. I did. I did. Actually, while my my cruise was in the shop, I did actually have a brand new suburban that I drove around for two days. And and they're like, oh, before you leave, let's go ahead and run this up to the gas station and we'll fill the tank for you. And I'm like, fuck yes. I was like, damn thing. Yeah, I was like, dude. Yeah, that's what they do. They want you to upgrade. So how do you like it?
00:57:16
Speaker
some dealerships treat their customers very well and some don't because the uh say for example BMW dealership they want you to put the amount of gas that's in the car so they're gonna look at everything they're gonna say okay it has a half tank how many other days you have the car how many other days it takes us to repair your vehicle um
00:57:36
Speaker
Just bring it back with the same amount of gas. You know, the rent a car, they go around and they don't think you gas. They don't give you free gas. Those son of a.
00:57:51
Speaker
No, no free gas on the weekends. My boss was like, take the dealer plate and take any car on the lot. And he's like, just bring it back with the same. And man, I would, I, I, he had Porsches and, and, uh, vets and stuff like that. And I'm like, can I take the bet? He's like, yeah, you got to bolt the dealer plate to a business fiberglass car, but yeah, go ahead.
00:58:19
Speaker
And every time I turn around, even though I work there, he's like, you know, how'd that back? Oh, you know, it's only this much a month. You know, you can afford that. And I'm like, these cars you want me to buy them? He's like, I ended up helping him sell a bunch of cars because my buddies would see them and go, dude, where'd you get that? I'm like, oh, we got it on a lot. And then it's hell that week. Oh, I'd be like commission commission me damage.
00:58:49
Speaker
Commission is getting the job to cause around all the time. For free. He's like, because it was used quite a lot. So we'd always have like five pornos and camaros. And we had we had one truck that I sort of got would never sell. But it was the tires were worth more than the truck itself. But he's like, oh, yeah, trying to get that sold. And I'm like, dude, get a wheel through it. No, it had it. We saw.
00:59:18
Speaker
You got your other window open on your laptop, don't you, Jeff? No, I don't. I hear something. Somebody's back there. It's taking a little bit. It's not mine. But we could not get that thing to sell.
00:59:33
Speaker
How did you sell it? How did that work out? We never did sell it as far as I know. Okay. It's still the answer to this very day. But it was, it was like a, it was a C 10, but I mean, you could put your hand through the bed. But, and the problem was, is like they had so much money in the truck that nobody would buy it because they were like, the only worth on it is the lift kit and the rims and tires.
01:00:08
Speaker
Smart thing to do would have been taking the lift kit and the tires and putting them on another truck. But it's time for break. So shut the fuck up, Jeff. I'm proud of you. Seven to one. Perfect timing. We're going to take a real quick break, guys, when we come back.
Urban Legends and Real-life Impact
01:00:33
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It's Wednesday. It's time for another. Well, it's time for the deep dive. So when we come back, some more urban legends for you guys tonight, maybe a little Slender man, maybe, uh, one of the most popular urban legends that we all know.
01:00:55
Speaker
And while we tell that story, we need Johnny to go into his bathroom, turn the lights off, and do the Bloody Mary experiment for us. You need Jesus first. I feel like Jesus wants nothing to do with me, so. When you go meet Jesus, we'll be sitting outside the gates waiting for you. Like, hey, Jesus, are you with us?
01:01:16
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Like he with us. Blacktop Mojo as always for operating music. Go ahead and check out Blacktop Mojo on all social media and wherever you stream music at Blacktop Mojo. Remember the boys are on tour right now. So check out their tour schedule and they might be coming to a town near you. I've got a couple more weeks before I get to see the guys. And I can't wait. Free tickets.
01:01:43
Speaker
I'm debating if I want to pay for the VIP meet and greet though, because the ticket itself is $18, but it's like $70 for the VIP meet and greet. And I'm like, really? Yeah. They got to throw us a bone, man. You know, you do a lot of promo for these dudes. Yeah. A lot of promo. They need to be like, Hey man, we in your town. We're still out here.
01:02:07
Speaker
Well, that's kind of what I'm saying. So you may want to meet and greet and say, hey, man, we plug your stuff a lot. And they may say, all right, cool. You know, you get, you know, take a picture or whatever. And it's just like future reference. But you know what I mean?
01:02:21
Speaker
Not saying that we're on the radar, but just like, you know, maybe do the meet and greet and just be like, man. But at the same time, they may be like, really, we're going to sue your ass because you're using my shit. But it's like, I don't have too much. And I do have permission. So it's OK, dude. OK. Yeah. Yeah, permission. So, yep, exactly. Well, we're back here in just a few minutes. Straight a little Blacktop music. This is a little acoustic song for you.
01:03:04
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Well I see your silhouette Against a red sunset The wind blows through my ears It leads me to the west Well I've drifted many days But still I'm left wondering Will I ever find my way?
01:03:32
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And alone for that day
01:04:02
Speaker
I walk through this land But I don't understand I look up to the sky Still I see no sign I bow my head and pray Is anyone listening? Will I ever find my way? And I look
01:04:37
Speaker
For that day And I long For that day
01:04:58
Speaker
What lies on the other side Between the truth and lies Deep down we wanna know why We live to die We die
01:05:53
Speaker
And I long for that day And I long for that day
01:06:46
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I love that song. And I like that what they did with it. I love that **** song. What is Black Down Mojo? Check them out on all social media, wherever you stream music at Black Down Mojo. And like I said, while you're on the social media and all that jazz, go ahead and check us out. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
01:07:14
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01:07:35
Speaker
Give us a listen, give us a like, give us a follow. And if you'd like to read us a share, don't forget about the email, non-sensical nonsense podcast. And there's a merch store as well at teespring.com slash non-sensical nonsense podcast. All that jazz. Welcome back to the show. I'm Glick. We got Jeff here. We got Tony here and the newest member of the group.
01:08:04
Speaker
the newest members to join us on the bench outside of heaven because ain't none of our asses getting in. And they sure as hell don't want us in hell. So we're just going to be hanging out outside of the gates, getting St. Pete fired and everything else. But the one and only Ace World, AKA Mr. Smoke is in the building. I think he might not be. He might be in the bathroom. Give him an introduction. The fucker's not even here. Yeah, damn. Get him cold. C-C-C-Cancel.
01:08:36
Speaker
What deep dives do you have for us to take? He got himself cancelled with his racist comments at the beginning of the show. Yes, that's what happened. Okay. Hang out with racist white people. Sorry about that. Don't be racist. But, yes, as I said, we are going to jump into this. Are you ready to dive in to the unexplained? The unknown. The unsolved.
01:09:06
Speaker
Let's go. Look at the truth behind some of our stranger's mysteries. It's time for Glick's Deep Dives. And we're still in September, so we are still going down the rabbit hole of urban legends. Yeah, I see what people want. Morning. Nice to meet you. Leave me alone, Cameron. I'm doing a show.
01:09:40
Speaker
to jump right into it. This is probably one of the newer and again, these are urban legends that are based in truth or have reality to them. One of the newest urban legends probably going to be a little bit more popular amongst our kids was actually created online, but the urban legend of Slender Man. Oh, yes.
01:10:05
Speaker
Um, Slytherin was actually born, like I said, on the internet, uh, as a so-called creepypasta. It was a, uh, it was a contest, um, that, uh, something awful website put together. Basically they, they asked their viewers to design a character, um,
01:10:30
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Yeah, it was that was the ever myth of Slenderman was created for an innocuous innocuous June of 2009 Photoshop contest held by a website called something awful users were challenged to take a Monday or to take mundane pictures and make them scary by adding realistic imagery of the paranormal inspired by surreal imaging of HP Lovecraft.
01:10:57
Speaker
One contestant named Eric Goodson designed a tall, thin, eerie figure, and then Slender Man was born. Eric's harmless creativity was quickly co-opted by countless internet users. Mere days later, someone made a horror film with a found footage type movie.
01:11:27
Speaker
and told of young students being stopped by a Slender Man-like figure. New images were made and a spooky mythos that lived offline was created as well. According to the stories that littered creepypasta forms, Slender Man beckoned children into the forest where he then ordered them to kill in order to become his proxies. What should have remained an internet meme quickly devolved into real violence, however. Oh, fuck. On May 30th,
01:11:58
Speaker
2014, two 12 year old girls, Morgan Gaesser and Anissa Weir, who believed in the scary urban legend, lured a friend into the woods outside of their Milwaukee suburb, where they planned to kill her and leave her as an offering for Slender Man. They stabbed their 12 year old friend Peyton 19 times and left her in the woods to die.
01:12:24
Speaker
However, Peyton managed to survive, obviously bleeding from her torso or arms or legs. She dragged herself to a nearby path and she was discovered by a cyclist. Geyser and Weir were both arrested shortly after Peyton was rescued and both later admitted to the police that they had planned the attack for months beginning in December of 2013.
01:12:51
Speaker
We're claimed that Geyser proposed the idea, which they both believe would earn them entry into Slender Man's home, and it position as his proxies. Their belief in the scary urban legend was so complete, and their dedication to please is so powerful that they used a kitchen knife to try to murder their friend they had known since the fourth grade. Good God. That's fucked up. Ow!
01:13:23
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The state of Wisconsin in this case, not playing around, charged both 12 year old girls as adults. As well, they should have been. Geyser was diagnosed with schizophrenia. There's a cheap way out from not getting the outcome. Yeah, that's a bullshit excuse. And then the jury found we're not criminally responsible because she suffered from a shared delusional disorder.
01:14:08
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the kids, though
01:14:09
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you got serious like you said and then you also got they stabbed their ass that many damn times and nothing. How about we take your juvenile answer to leave you out there tied to a tree like Sin City and see if you shut the **** up. Yeah. I'll give you a few nights. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy, man. With no food. Wow. Because you ain't supposed to be there no damn way after an hour. Mm hmm. That's that bush. So, yeah, like, you know,
01:14:34
Speaker
It was a cop out. Their lawyers got away with that one. And this is one of those things. Those two little girls, more than likely, down the road, somewhere down the road. We're going to hear about them doing some dumb shit like this again. Oh, yeah. I would hope not. I hope you learned your lesson. No, but it's not necessarily about a lesson. It's about the fact that if you're willing to, you know,
01:15:06
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One of the things that I learned a long time ago is when you shoot an animal at a young age, you quickly learned, oh shit, this whole gun thing ain't a toy. That rabbit disappeared when I shot it. So when you stab somebody, you've noticed that, oh wow, that's actual blood. Holy fuck.
01:15:29
Speaker
19 times 19 times. I mean, that's that in the first couple times didn't phase them. Yeah. Well, like I said, premeditated hormonal puberty. Tony, I've been through puberty. Insanity. Yeah. I wanted to. Insanity. I'm smart enough to not do it. Yeah.
01:15:56
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I'm just saying they did it, they did it and they left it at a die. Premeditated off of an urban legend. We gotta be clear. They planned it for months. Yeah. It wasn't like they killed somebody. That's like from bullying. This was actually a setup. It wasn't like, it wasn't like they're like, Oh, hey, let's, it's Monday. Let's kill our friend on Friday. Kill your friend. Cause it's Friday. Yeah. If I was on the jury, what would I do to those kids?
01:16:21
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Do I want to send them to jail? Are they going to go get some shit they never forget? Or do I want to figure out another way to make them pay? To you two little girls, I'm going to tell y'all something.
01:16:29
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I would take y'all asses right out there in the woods and I would've tied y'all to a tree and let y'all sit there for a while. That way you know what she felt like with no help and no way to move. And I cut you too. I wouldn't even cut him. He said I cut you, damn it. I'll cut him. No. Cut their arms. I just said I was going to leave him out there. We're going to see a slender man as well since you want to move it. Since you want to see him so bad, here we go.
01:16:55
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Yeah, you're the sacrifice hanging out with him, hanging out in the woods. He's gonna let me know he showed up. Well, gentlemen, from the newest, most, most recent urban legend to one of the oldest, probably one of the most well-known urban legends. We've all grown up. Some of us may or may not have tried this.
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You know, it's a favorite at slumber parties and sleepovers and all that jazz. The urban myth of Bloody Mary never done actually comes from a real woman with a bloody history. There's two stories to Bloody Mary. This one is probably one that's told most often as far as the true story. But virtually, as I said, virtually every young child raised in the Western world is familiar.
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With the scary urban legend of Bloody Mary. Tony, get your mirror. Turn your lights off. No. Come on. Come on, J. I thought that I was born at night. I love her. Nobody's Irish. My choice is Bloody Mary, man.
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The Bloody Mary myth that has repeated the name Bloody Mary in a cramped closet into a mirror of a dark bathroom will summon the vengeful spirit of a real woman, Queen Mary I of England. Some are adamant that Mary's name
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must be uttered 13 times, whereas others claim you only have to say her name three times. Three times, yeah. Yeah, some claim that her spirit appears as a woman holding a dead baby, while others insist that she will come after you for your own children. But the terrifying tale is rooted in medieval history and begins with the birth of the first queen of England, Queen Mary I, the eldest surviving child of
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King Henry VIII. Mary did not fulfill her father's desperate lifelong hope for a male heir. She was thus ignored by him and declared illegitimate by the parliament. Oh, that's that bullshit. That's how she got here. Mm-hmm. Her life was plagued by pain in addition to isolation, according to Giovanni Michelli, the ambassador to her court.
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Mary experienced terrible menstrual pains and irregularity in her cycles as well as deep bouts of depression. Nonetheless, Mary managed to take the throne at 37 after marrying Philip of Spain and became pregnant with his child. But when her due date came and the baby didn't, the country was in shock. Mary had appeared pregnant, but after her due date came and went,
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Her pregnant belly disappeared as well as the, as well. The false pregnancy coincided with Mary Haven just signed an act into law known as the Marian Persecutions in accordance of which 240 men and 60 women were burned at the state for being Protestant. Religious wars, keep going. The despondent monarch came to believe
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she had been punished by God for her actions and died childless at 42. Besides the sad story of the real Bloody Mary of England, there are other more paranormal tales that inspired the scary urban legend of Bloody Mary. Perhaps most famous is the tale, again this is the one I was going to actually touch on, of a witch named Mary who was said to have been executed for studying black magic.
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According to this legend, Mary would appear in the mirror during divining rituals and medieval times to seek vengeance. Some believe this mere witch kills her summoner upon arrival, while others claim that she drags her victims through the reflective portal into her world. I thought she came out the mirror, but okay. Yeah. Verifying the legend of Bloody Mary, however, is easy enough. Simply look into a mirror and chant her name. Y'all go ahead.
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Let's see how much you really don't give a shit go do it
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I've done it. You've done it? Yeah. I just came out the mirror. I just came out the mirror and I eat my booty like groceries whore. There you go. Without the heated seats. I got it all sauced up and warmed up for you. How do you like them apples, Bloody Mary? Nasty, nasty.
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I actually have done it. Nothing's happened, obviously. But there's also a story that says that she
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She's she's trapped inside the mirror when she shows up. She basically tells you if you she can read your most inner desires and wants and stuff, and she tells you if you complete a task which usually involves harming somebody else.
01:22:43
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then you will get your one wish, your one desire, whatever. I've never heard that version. I've never heard that one. But she's only doing that because she's trying to find a quote unquote innocent pure soul that will swap places with her inside the mirror. Okay. I need to show you something. I need to show you something.
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He's bringing the mirror over. I need to show you something while bringing the mirror over. Who is this lady? She looks crazy. She just said it's Mary. She wants to speak to you for a quick minute, Pop. Holy. No, that's crazy. Yeah. Like I said, Bloody Mary's probably. That's an M&M.
01:23:42
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Okay. What were you saying? Now, Bloody Mary, like I said, Bloody Mary is probably one of the oldest, most recognized, uh, everybody has at some point heard whether they were a part of the scary story telling Darren, your friends to do it, or you've heard of, you know, Oh, well, you know, yeah. That's why he's never around anymore. Meanwhile, this motherfucker just moved to Oregon.
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my yeah that's crazy but that's crazy you could do it 400 times and it won't work for you but the one time i do it i get fucked up bloody mary fucking with me
01:24:29
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I would be She may bring you a drink like that. Is that with it? What is it? I was gonna ask her when click comes back. I was gonna ask like where does the yeah? What is the drink originate just curious
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Is there any time? Is there any correlation to that to that urban legend as far as the drink is concerned? Just curious. We were just thinking about it. You know, I don't know. Give me one second. Or is it the fact that it's just red? I'm just thinking that. Yeah, I'm thinking it says the creation of Bloody Mary. The drink is often credited to Ferdinand. Peote.
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in the 1920s while a young bartender at Harry's New York bar in Paris. Oh, okay. That's that. No correlation between the folk urban legend. Okay. Maybe that was his dream. Maybe that was his wish. Many believed that the drink was later dubbed a Bloody Mary after Queen Mary Tudor and her particularly bloody reign over England in the 16th century. However, a 1934 ad noted
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Um, by Esquire states that entertainer George Jessel named the drink after a friend, Mary, uh, Haggerty. So yeah, nothing to do with the bloody Mary urban legend. Okay. I just was checking up. Okay.
01:26:14
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That question might be on a lot of the viewers mind. They may think about that. So I just wanted to get that answers that question. Honestly, I think it's a hell of a question because I've never, I've never had a bloody Mary and there's so many different variations. I mean, it just sounds worse. I don't like being, you know, I don't want to, I don't want you to, I don't want you to smash half of a fucking cheeseburger into a drink.
01:26:43
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I don't want bacon in my drink. I don't want I forgot about that version of it. She got it got bacon bacon in it. Are you serious? They got donuts. They put glazed donuts. Yeah, that's gross. Yeah, they put glazed donuts and everything. That's how it began. I'm sure it began with basic liquid before solids got introduced, right? Yeah. I think of tomato juice, a little bit of alcohol in it and a celery stick. That's yeah, that's what it basically was.
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So now we adding ingredients returning it into a appetizer liberal drink bartenders I said that I said
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I said it. And I'm going to live up to it. OK. I prefer my drinks a little more conservative. Just stick with the basic origin of the drink. All right. Let's not change it after because you feel it's convenient. You're not just going to change it and relabel it when you want to. Away away from Bloody Mary. Mm hmm. To another urban legend. OK.
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The myth of England's Phantom social workers. Oh shit. Who steal vulnerable children. Whoa. What the most, the most upsetting of urban myths typically involve children and England and England's Phantom social worker phenomenon is a prime example. The legend began in the nineties.
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when British newspapers started reporting unidentified men posing as social workers and taking children from their homes for an evaluation.
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How would they know? Oh, I'm sorry. Continue. I'm sorry. According to legend, one man who would be accompanied by several women would masquerade as a social worker. He would enter and inspect homes for safety and examine children for signs of abuse and then whisk the children away never to be seen again.
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The urban myth has spawned such hysteria that has spurred local law enforcement in South Yorkshire to create a task force to investigate the claim in 1990. The so-called Operation Child Care received more than 250 reports of this type of abduction. As a result, though, only two proved to be valid.
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One of those was a report of Anne Wiley, who claimed that a woman pretending to be a social worker suddenly appeared at her home after her 20-month-old son had been hospitalized for asthma. The woman had no identification, was accompanied by a man waiting outside, suspicious. Wiley demanded more information. The strange woman placed her son's medical records on the table, but after the couple left, Wiley was able to confirm that they were not social workers after all.
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Despite this chilling account and its four years as an active task force, Operation Child Care didn't make a single arrest. Instead, authorities blame the press for hyping a small legitimate problem into a large-scale paranoia that then spawned into an urban legend.
01:30:16
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imagine that hello 2022 where our media and our news speeds into the mind of the weak and vulnerable and they believe everything they hear on social media and news platforms and in the newspaper.
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Nonetheless, there was the world we live in of individuals who were actually abducted children by opposing who actually abducted children by posing as social workers. Authorities believe these were vigilantes who believe that it was their duty to protect children from abuse in the wake of a major child abuse scandal in the eighties. The scandal involved pediatricians, Marietta Higgs and Jeffrey Watt.
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The two doctors had developed a diagnosis test to detect sexual abuse in children, which involved probing the area around the child's anus. Naturally, this traumatized more subjects than it saved. Who would coast on this shit?
01:31:22
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These are two doctors in England. Dozens of children were referred to a Middlesbrough hospital as a result with a record of 24 children being admitted in one day. In total, they had removed 121 children from their homes and incorrectly identified 94 of them as abuse victims.
01:31:43
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It's no wonder that 1991, a year after the phantom social workers scare, that legislators implemented the Child Act, which enforced frequent regulations for social workers, at least this urbanness spawned a positive real life action. That's bullshit. At least there was a positive real life reaction that's like, you know, prevented that kind of foolishness. That's insane. Wow.
01:32:13
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and like unbelievable as that that says um it was it was basically that urban legend that myth was all brought on i mean by by hype hype media hype like uh wow false media fake news we don't need it do we
01:32:43
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don't believe the hype brought on by fake news fake news fake you are fake news facts unbelievable let me give them one of the fake news shame on you fake news all you mess with the kids like that you need your asses
01:33:12
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Oh, more than that. And that view is mine. It's just the one around. I think if you mess with kids, anybody mess with kids need to be handed over those two 12 year old girls and stab their friend. I kind of agree with that. I mean, girls to use. That's the key.
01:33:39
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Them as the stabbers you take 19 stabs In the circle like the whole community the whole neighborhood surrounds you, you know a public trial we get to watch them Give you 19 jabs stabs shall I say In front of the town square
01:34:03
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Don't mess with the kids. We almost need that back, like the whole public humiliation for stupidity. Yeah, I think so. I think some of the stocks, like that's what we need nowadays, you know, where you can throw old lettuces.
01:34:29
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We're bringing it back to the medieval times, bro. In all seriousness, a lot of stupidity would be stopped right away because if no way would we walk through the town naked while somebody screams shame. Yeah but you do realize in the medieval times, in the early times of America, you
01:34:47
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could be murdered, burned into stakes, stoned to death, medieval torture, just off of an accusation with no proof whatsoever. Well, yeah, I'm not saying, I'm not saying put them people out there without trial. They would put them on trial. Look at the sailing list trials. Well, okay. To be honest, I'm talking about a real trial like, like now, like Amber Heard need to be putting his thoughts.
01:35:38
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OJ did a real good job of winning an argument. Yeah. Oh, wait a minute, Jack. He's like, hi. It shakes his hand. He's like, I never took a hand for the murderer before. And he's like, hey, are you doing? And they're like, does that bother you?
01:35:44
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you have a real hard on for that case
01:36:02
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It's crazy to opinion radio, man. It's crazy to dive into some of these. And again, this is this is a world I live in. I love the the paranormal, the urban legends and, you know, unsolved, you know, true crime, whether it's unsolved or solved serial killer and stuff like that. But when you get into the world of urban legends and you're and you're able to dive into them a little bit more and see that most of them
01:36:28
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are based in truth, based in reality, or have spawned or created something terrible, a terrible reality, much like the Slender Man case or the Phantom Social Workers in England. At the end of the day, it was brought on by the media. The media hyped it so much. Social media for Slender Man, I'll give you that.
01:37:00
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Well, social media for Slenderman, but the media media media as well, the media, the news media is what spurred this, the Phantom social workers. Now, Bloody Mary by all accounts was based on a real woman who obviously had some issues, but the legend
01:37:22
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of go stand in front of a mirror, whatever, was just kind of developed over the years of people telling the story of Queen Mary the first and was like, well, let's make it scary. Right. It becomes a game of telephone. You know, we're starting out, I had a white little puppy and it turns out he had a rabbit pit bull, you know, much like by the end of the story, much like I told you guys that kind of touched at the beginning of this. I mean, in the 20s or 30s, there was a murder in Texarkana.
01:37:49
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right there at the border of Texas and and Kansas Arkansas Arkansas sorry Arkansas states are hard that I think he murdered I think he murdered four or five words are hard that were lovers lane well from that one true event
01:38:11
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in the sixties and seventies or whatever, you start getting told the stories of the man with the hook hand, the, the girl and the boyfriend and girlfriend are in the car making out and she freaks out and the boyfriend gets out of the car to go see what's going on. He never comes back throughout the night. She's hearing noises on the car. She winds up passing out and when she gets up in the morning, it's he's hung upside down. He's murdered and it's his hands dragging or it's his feet dragging.
01:38:38
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or whatever, but that's from that. And I mean, there's been movies as there's there was and that came out in the 70s. I think it was called The Town That That Feared Darkness or something, The Town That Feared Night. It was based on those types of murders. And that guy was never that guy was never found. They never did that mess up the I'm sorry, but did that mess up the scene for the for the for the for the guys like trying to get their groove on?
01:39:09
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It was made up by somebody's dad that had like like four daughters and shit
01:39:25
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Let me put a hook on my hand and go fuck somebody up a Lot of urban legends are meant to to teach a lesson like there's the story of the
01:39:43
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The young lady, whether she, you know, it's different variations, but she leaves the bar, she leaves work, whatever. It's late at night, she gets in her car, she's driving her home. Well, somebody's behind her and they run right up on her bumper and flash in their high beams, they're flicking their lights, they're honking their horn at her, everything else. She's freaking out, she tries to outrun them, depending upon how the story goes. She tries to outrun them. Said person is able to keep up with them.
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tears ass into her driveway, show him stop screaming, her husband or her parents or whatever come running out. At the same time, this person in the car behind her is jumping out and he yanked somebody out of the back seat. There was a murderer in the back seat that was going to kill her. Other variations of the story are she outruns the vehicle and she's discovered the next day with her head cut off. Moral of that story is young ladies, if you're working late or if you're leaving
01:40:38
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somewhere late at night, always check your back seat. You always have to be safe.
01:40:43
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Yeah, I gotta give you that one. Have you seen the new thing where like if on the back, like if you drive a four door vehicle as a female and on the back, pass your side door handle is a zip tie. It's like a message to kidnappers that this one's easy to kidnap.
01:41:10
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Really? It's a message that if there's a zip tie, it's a vulnerable female by herself. They have that. And I think in the 90s, I think it came about in the 90s for a gang initiation.
01:41:35
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What they would do is, well, they would put a car seat.
01:41:43
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on the side of the road or something. And when, you know, if it was a woman that stopped, they would rape and kill her. It was a man who had stopped, they would just beat and kill her. Since they would get them trying to get you to stop. Again, the headlights, like Tony said, another urban legend, if you see a car driving at you at night with their headlights off, don't flash your high beams. Because if you do,
01:42:07
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Then that's part of a gang initiation. And I believe that actually started in the 60s, maybe 70s, I think. Yeah, I heard about that in the 90s. Yeah, they would turn around, chase you down. There was a gang initiation. They would chase you down and murder you.
01:42:25
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come on motherfuckers come on whether or not it was actually true or whether or not it actually happened it's one of those things because not all urban legends are meant to you know yes they are meant to scare you but they're not meant to be scary like they're meant for you to think about your your actions and yeah like Bloody Mary you know or Candyman or stuff yeah it's there some of them are meant to teach you a lesson there's a lesson in all absolution yeah kind of you know like with the with the
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the hook hand and stuff. You don't want your kids out there having premarital sex and being all loosey goosey. So you tell them if you go out to lover's lane at night, you know, the hook man is going to get you.
01:43:12
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there's so many urban legends and and trying to just you know hit a you know three or four of them a night and then have discussions about them every wednesday you know and trying to decipher urban legends from from from paranormal ghost stories or from cryptids like mothman and chupacabra or you know this and the other thing and i just want to do wanted to
01:43:39
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these types of urban legends that some have some truth behind them some of them may not some of them just hey stop being a whore no make out point for you
01:44:15
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the the the
01:44:17
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Nothing is like if there's not a car around it. Yeah, you see the car seat and There's the car right? Somebody must have been thrown in the garbage No for a car seat I'm gonna what in today's day and age
01:44:41
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We have cell phones, you know, back then when the stories originated. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to pick up my cell phone. I'm going to call. I'm not going to call 911 because they don't have to call the emergency line. But I'm going to call the department and say, Hey, there's a car seat at 21st and church street. Well, weird, a little awkward. If you guys want to check it out, check it out. If you don't, you don't, I'm going to go. Yeah.
01:45:12
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at the WWE Superstar. WWE Superstar with the TNT Bell. He's the greatest you'll ever see. He reminds me of the mouth for the South Jimmy Hart. His promotion. He's promoting like crazy. He he he. What else? What else? Give us some more. Give us some more. He does wrestle my cheese like nobody else. Yeah, he does. And all you go to is walk around eating, watching TV, eating popcorn and getting weak.
01:45:42
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So you can't even wrestle and get a belt like this. The belt that you have is fake. Daddy's real. I'm coming to Georgia. I'm coming to Georgia. And you're going to get a click stunner. You're going to get a click stunner, Jason. I'm handing everybody out stunners.
01:46:05
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You still can't be. It's Stuttermas. Mary Stuttermas, you son of a bitch. It's going to be great. They better start drinking water before all that water. I'm going to eat my spinach. I'm going to eat my spinach. He's too young for Popeye. I don't think. I've been watching Popeye. Oh, for real? Yeah. You like spinach? Mary Stuttermas. Mary Stuttermas. That's all I got to say. He knows the Spiderman theme song. He's been watching Popeye.
01:46:33
Speaker
Yeah, that's true, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The old Spider-Man theme song. You got me. Yeah. And also, before I leave, one more rose. Stop making up lies before no one wants to make you fake belts so you can gloat around fakely. It's the Glickmas massacre. And I'm stuck in your stockings with Stunner, and that's the bottom line. Oh, hell yeah. Promo. He's actually related, unlike your belts.
01:47:01
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and unlike your brain, you're going to see how weighted it is when you see the imprint on your daddy's big ass bald head.
01:47:38
Speaker
He's working on being a manager. Listen, listen. He got the intro. He got my intro. Anytime we do slam TV, I swear. Yo. Click. Clicky Claws got you a gift. Open it. Okay. Clicky Claws. He's got the intro down. He's out of here.
01:47:40
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the the the
01:48:17
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He came in bringing he came in bringing about he's he's training that man
01:48:25
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I'm the soul train on Baker boys
01:48:43
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He came in and say, keep talking shit, Chris. I'm gonna fuck you up, boy. It's all fun and games until you're face to face with the real champ. And then reality sets in. I ain't no myth. I ain't no myth. I'm the real deal. I'm the boogeyman. You better look for me under your bed at night. Look for me in the closet.
01:49:14
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out of nowhere. You're going to change from bam bam big a little bit slender man. Keep it up. Out of nowhere. You're just walking around enjoying your life, eating some Chick-fil-A. Clean up on aisle seven. Daddy has a match to take. What?
01:49:42
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I'm getting a manager. He's a manager. He's booking your matches. You got a match lined up already. Is he is he is he booking? Yeah, right. He's going to start walking up, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my goodness. Saturday before the show, it's just Jason going and introducing the rock.
01:50:16
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Now he just he's booking matches on the fly right now
01:50:27
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He's booking matches on the fly. He's got juice. You're going to get a stunner and a people's elbow. Oh, man. I mean, booking matches already. Wow.
01:50:55
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He was expressing that little boy in some of his own. I don't know. I got to take responsibility for more stuff. Yo, that is crazy. That's crazy. We got the promotions, man. We thought they smoked Daddy Prime. Facts. It's got to work out, man. We got the promotions, man. It's all about promotions. It's all about pushing the product, man. It's the Father God. That's part of the intro.
01:51:24
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and he's a god at wrestling. He's going to give Tony a big head. Tony's going to think he's bad. That's how he got it. That's how he got it.
01:51:54
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Oh, man. Y'all crazy. That's crazy.
Promotion Strategies and Challenges
01:51:59
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That's a good segue right there. That was cool. That was cool.
01:52:08
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I had people messaging me, he is off the chain. I said, I know, I know. Next thing you know, people be knocking on Tony's door. So I guess we're supposed to wrestle. Tony's like, wait, what? Oh, that's crazy.
01:52:30
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next time save it you can't do it all at once i want you to get that yeah yes spread it out spread the materials spread the material don't blow all the promos in one shot yeah gotta spread the material out for real my name is paul hayman
01:52:57
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He's watching. He's watching. He's watching some managers. He's learning that game. I ain't never hit a kid with a stunner before, but there's a first time for everything. Keep talking. Keep talking. I ain't ready to stereo either. Keep it up. You know what I got. I got blocked loaded. I got one for you too. Pops.
01:53:23
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Okay. Oh man. Break your head. Do not say you can't get the Spinnoroonie on yourself. Spinnoroonie. Spinnoroonie. Spinnoroonie. Pop up and not break something. That's what I want to see. Dislocated elbow. A spring knee. These balls probably real, bro.
01:53:54
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Oh, man. I'm just going to grab a beer and lean back and go, yep. The biggest jumps of breakdance. Pinch nerves. I'm practicing head spin. Too many head spins. Too many head spins. That's an urban legend from your ass. I hit the call 911. I hit your medical alert button. Tell me you followed watching these clips. All y'all going to be born in 10 years. That's crazy.
01:54:25
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really don't think I have anything to worry about baldness. Well, you haven't done it. You need to do some more head spins. Yeah. Do some more head spins. I don't fucking do. I look like I'm like I'm I'm the head spin. You see me? Do you think I'm on the street hopping and locking doing the robot spinning on my head? Head spins. It's been a room to see it.
01:54:49
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No, it may not be worth the money, but it'll be worth the laugh. No, I'm not wandering around in forests and neighborhoods, scaring people, looking like sausages on the street. So I squashed out. The legend lives. I'm just not so likely walking through the forest, minding my own business. Oh, oh, oh, oh my God. I'm just going to store like a witch. I'm waiting on that shit.
01:55:19
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Oh, word. We can go, man. We can go. We ain't seen her yet. We can go. You ready to go? You want to go camping, Tony? Go ahead. Come on, come with us. I'll be able to get back. Come on, Tony. Me and Jeff already told you we're going to leave the engine running. Oh, we'll be in the truck. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, you and Jeff said we're pussies. Well, you said we pussy. We said we ain't stupid. You said I'm a pussy. My name is Tony, and I'm a pussy. And Jeff said, hey, I am what I love. And I want to see if I can come back from death. Let us know what you got.
01:55:56
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I told you hell's got a restraining order on me
01:56:07
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I'm still here. I shouldn't be here. I'm still here. So something's not right. They're like, don't don't punches when he gets to the gate. Don't punch his ticket, please. Send his ass back. Keep trying to come in and send him back. This is the fourth time in 40 years. Send him back. Yeah, your money's no good here, sir. We don't like your kind around here. What the fuck you mean? What do you mean? That's great.
01:56:47
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the the the the the
01:57:04
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Oh lord. We don't like your kind around here boy. That's where Tony's going when he dies. Listen, if I know the heaven, oh hell, I'm nervous. I got people on both sides. I got an answer to them. That's why you're just going to hang out on the bench with us.
01:57:35
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What's the other one that was stuck in between life and death on ghost when he was on a train with a dude from the Civil War they should terrify the hell out of me Don't call saying peace anymore he's just because we got him fired Oh shit
01:57:55
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Don't believe me. Now Frank's, now Frank's, head of the Pearly Gate, which works out great. Frank, remember when I let you live with me, right, Freeba? Let you hang out on the wall? You said, don't worry, like I got your beer. Calm down. Calm down, Sasquatch.
01:58:16
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Yeah, St. Pete's mad as hell because we got it fired. Smoke is going to sneak in and we ain't going to know shit.
01:58:36
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He jumped over the gate. He jumped over the gate. I'm climbing this motherfucker to hell with this shit. Yeah, fuck that line. I ain't waiting on that line. It's got to be an easier way in here. We're going to walk around that note. On that note, but let me. Smoke comes to the back of the fence and yells, hey.
01:59:08
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But on that note, I got a sneak out fellas. It's my my characters to a pumpkin APM ish. I got a got a previous Engagement with my lady. We're gonna have a nice do a nice little dinner thingy thing thing, you know Get my nutrition. I appreciate you guys for having me. I Tried to segue my way into the exit comes. I'm like, all right It's like playing double Dutch like jump in jump in jump out
01:59:29
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Oh, yo, yo right here, right?
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02:00:35
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And in closing I like to say for the road put that in your pipe in smoking All right, y'all later, please good evening Oh I'm expecting Wednesday night smoke action, but he's always welcome here and the city's the newest member of the family and
02:01:01
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effective on Mondays, but we are going to take ourselves a real quick break. Oh, but not Mojo for you. With that cover of she talks to angels, black crows, correct? Yeah. It's white music, Tony.
02:01:27
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We'll introduce you later. It's white people music. Tony, check out your TikTok. I'm not watching no more of your damn videos. I got two teams getting caught up on between TikTok and Snapchat, you son of a bitch. This is the new R36 Skyline, and holy shit. I'm still trying to get my numbers up. I can't even get caught up, even if I'm following too many people too fast. I had to slow that shit down. I'm trying to get to 10,000 to monetize. But when I start broadcasting over there.
02:01:55
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You don't need 10,000 to monetize. I think you do. To monetize? No, you don't. You need 1,000 to go live. OK, why don't you tell me about TikTok, since you're both relatively new to it. I'm the one new to it. I'm listening to YouTube. You don't need 10,000 to monetize. And the only way to monetize on TikTok is A, to blow up and be
02:02:21
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Huge or when you go live to get gifts and you only have to have your thousand followers live So therefore if you go live and you get gifts you can monetize Now in order to join the creator of stuff like that, um, I think you do have to have 10,000 you have to post x amount of videos a week and you have to go live so I mean you have to do a lot of stuff with with
02:02:51
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But I think it's the branding. I don't know if it's the creator, but because I had the creator on my other one. But anyways, we're going to take a quick break out of Blacktop Mojo. Check them out on all social media, wherever you stream music at Blacktop Mojo. Check out their tour dates. They might be coming to a town near you. Go check them out. I strongly advise seeing them in concert because I have not seen them in concert, but we do play a lot of their videos from them live in concert. And I do know people that have seen them in concert,
02:03:20
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They are absolutely amazing live. So like I said, we got a little kind of inquiry. She talks to angels cover song. We'll be right back here in a few minutes.
02:04:07
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She never mentions the world of texture Living with a son of God Yeah, she'll tell you what she's here to find Laughter in me
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She paints her eyes as black as night now And pulls some of the shades down on the tape She gives a smile when the pay comes The pay comes to make everything alright She says she does
02:05:27
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Oh, yeah, she talked to ages I call her out by her name
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She gives a like of hell in her pocket And wears a cross around The like of hell is from a little boy And the curse is so dear It's nothin' else, not guess
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She says she talks to ages Call her out by her name She talks to ages Call her out by her name She doesn't know the love of
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Not that I don't see Yeah, to her it ain't nothing But to me, yeah, me It's everything She said she touched the angels
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Says they all know the name Yeah, yeah, angels Caught around by the name
02:08:59
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Yeah. Welcome back to United States of America everybody. Hopefully you're enjoying the show so far. We are in the third and final hour. Jeff and Tony, they were in the house. I don't know at this point. But real quick, go ahead and check us out on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
02:09:24
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02:09:53
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02:10:23
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enjoyed doing that. Well, something to throw into the mix. Well, throw it into the next topic of conversation. If you will, join Saturday for what the fuck news and Mondays for your top tens. If I get to them, but
02:10:50
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I do enjoy doing the, I do, I do enjoy doing that stuff. I don't want to do a whole show about like paranormal and shit like that, but, uh, well, it's just an oversaturated marker. To do what we do and sprinkled in there is nice.
02:11:14
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Well, you have to factor in the same thing with movies and music and sports, the oversaturated market. So if you're going to do something like that, you really got to stand out. Not always the easiest thing, but, uh, Tony poor drink. Yeah.
02:11:40
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start off my game coming back to the show. Nobody, nobody. I'm moving stuff around. It's not working. No show or anything. You guys just gotta do whatever you need to do. Don't worry. Just stay here and talk. You do that. That's what I do. Yeah. What the hell? What is there? A phantom?
02:12:16
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I was like a phantom person in here. Down at the bottom where it shows our three screens. I just said mute mic, but like if I hover over Tony or my mic or your mic or whatever, it'll say mute mic up on the screen and it was just hovered over here in this blank spot. Apparently Frank's joined the show on his own. I see him back there.
02:12:40
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You don't see him back there because he's over there. There's somebody else over there. There's a new one behind you, right behind you. Thank you, Jeff. Thank you, Jeff. That's just the light. That's my, that's my. Yeah. That's what you say. It's just your light. It's your computer's bitch a little bit too. Just so you know where your screen feed is. Yeah. Your video feeds really off today. Yeah. That's just, that's just my light for my ring light. Uh, reflected off the wall.
02:13:10
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That's what that's like. That's right. So, you get stabbed in your. The sweet release. The sweet release. Stab me and take me home. I'll be back. Take me with. You see me get stabbed on the show and then five minutes later, I'm back like, I told you that didn't want me.
02:13:40
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They keep sending me back. My body's just slumped over, about five minutes you guys talk, and then I'm just, hey, how's it going, guys? I'm back here. They're like, where is it? They're like, did Glick pass out? Just watched you get stabbed in it. Yeah, they don't want me. Surprise, surprise. Somebody doesn't want me around. So I'm back here stuck with you guys. I'm in my own personal hell.
02:14:07
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Well, we figure if we bother you enough when you do die, you'll actually get into heaven now. So what you're saying is me hanging out with you guys is my good deed that will get me into heaven. Yeah. That is my good deed that my community service, my charity outreach is to hang out with YouTube three times a week, and then that'll get me into heaven. Well, it's worth a try.
02:14:35
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I'll just take purgatory at this point. Just leave me in my own personal hell up. If this is my penance to get into heaven, I'm out. Deuces. Instead of the parlor gates, they're like, look, you can go back and you can spend the next 10 years doing a podcast with Tony and Jeff or
02:15:03
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You can go to purgatory. Well, St. Pete and the words that told you, mother had you, mother made you, motherfucker. See you in purgatory. Deuces, bitches. Fuck. We can't get over on this guy. God himself uses his own name in pain. Goddamn, Glick. Like, God, could you do that?
02:15:34
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I'm gonna go yell. I'm gonna introduce your son to Slender Man. No. Yup. That sounds like an ass peepin' coming. That's only because he's frustrated. I think he's frustrated with a game or something. No, that ain't his first person. Mama, if you're listening, Jeff needs you.
02:16:05
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I think he realizes it if he didn't before. And he'll know it before he ever says anything else. She don't care. She don't care. She's worried about herself, living her best life. She ain't got no husband and kids at home. I'm just like, oh man, oh man, oh man.
02:16:36
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You have a microphone, Tony. I'm talking to her, not you. It works better if you use your voice when you speak up. Apparently not for some people, but that's another story. A little thing that was shot at me, was it? No. Has a particular to you yet. Put your big boy panties on. Speak up. I got boxers.
02:17:08
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You should have been up here bigger to Chris for sticking around during the show. You wear regular boxers, boxer briefs, short boxers, long boxers. I'll let my women tell you if I'm getting back with another one that is willing to talk out in public. Boxers. Boxer briefs. Regular length short length or long length. I prefer the long length. Yeah, that's right.
02:17:37
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The short ones bunch up. Yeah. I will say that shit, but the long length are expensive. You got to go with the jockey or the BVDs. They are comfortable. You got to have a pouch as a man. And I just say, I just, I just bought some of those. I bought like three, three packages of those. They got like the under armor style, like try wicking comfort. Oh my God. They are some of the most.
02:18:03
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Now, I got some regular Abercrombie boxers, which, believe it or not, y'all.
02:18:10
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And they got big boy boxers. The material that they use to make ever-crossing boxers is so comfortable. They're the regular boxers. Yeah. But I did just buy me some of those Hanes. Cooling, dry wick, anti-sweat. That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. Hanes and Fruit of the Loom at old school. That's the room. That's the room. I mean, I got the full box around on them boxers. That's what you're doing with them. You ain't lying. Yeah, buddy. You ain't lying.
02:18:55
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So they're bored. Yeah, they're bored, you know, it's
02:18:59
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I go through the same thing with Jason. That's why I let him do his thing up here. He wants to go out a lot. But I told him, you're not going nowhere until your behavior improves. And that's what he's mad about. And that's what he's mad about, that he can't go outside because he didn't behave the other day. So he pisses and moans, and he's going to run away. You can either stay inside or take 20 lashings from this game. No. I told him, if he's bored, do the dishes. I'll carry your board real quick. Yeah.
02:19:31
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I guarantee, I guarantee there's something you gotta clean up, including your windowsills. And if you don't, okay. If I don't go to work, you don't go anywhere. If you don't do what you're supposed to do. Well, the rule is you don't go outside unless dad's outside or mom's outside. Well, mom's not here and dad's not outside right now. So guess what? Nobody goes outside. It's not about their safety. It's about the fact that they can't behave
02:20:02
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Spare the rods, spoil the child. You ain't kidding. So get a big stick and beat their asses, Jeff. Well, the other day they went outside and they decided, I have the plastic lawn furniture. I have a set of that. And they had it in the pool. And I was like, what the hell are you doing? And they're like, well, we want to sit. I said, the pool just has got a seating area.
02:20:26
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Did they have it in the pool, like in the water or? Yeah, they had it in the water, not next to the pool. You know we would have done that. Oh, yeah. Granted, if it was my pool, but it's a community pool, if it was my pool, I wouldn't give a shit. But it's a community pool. And there are security cameras and, you know, people start jabber jocking their jaw on the fucking chat. And I'm like, you know, I don't have time to go around and beat everybody's ass.
02:20:56
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That's no good, but it's not legal. Yeah, well, that too. So I said, look, if I'm not outside, you don't go outside, period. In the store, you don't like it tough. Not so much tough, but that's just safety. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, they start hanging out with the other kids in the neighborhood, which is fine. But, you know, somebody always gets a dumb idea, like, hey, let's do this. And that's probably not a good idea.
02:21:26
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and as a child there's always a good idea let's try this yeah exactly and it comes into a bad idea that at the time sounded good next thing you know you're in trouble so yes and that's that's being real and that's that's just kids you know i mean we've all done that stupid thing we're like hey let's let's start out doing one thing next thing you know we're doing something we're not supposed to be doing
02:21:49
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which is a whole lot of what we ain't supposed to be doing in a full damn place. Right. But it's like, everybody's got like, everybody here has a side yard and everybody's got a gate. Well, you know, let's stand on the gate and then it comes to let's climb the gate and then it comes to we're in somebody's backyard. We're not supposed to be here. That's the spanking. Exactly.
02:22:09
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because the neighbors are going to come at you all crazy. Yeah, exactly. It's why your kids in my yard. Yes, I got that. Exactly. So I said, you know, I'm not going to sit here and deal. I don't want to deal with neighbors. I don't necessarily like most of them. Me and my neighbors are good because we all leave ourselves alone. I don't speak the same language you jackass. Well, no, there's this whole thing where it's like my neighbors are all fucking
02:22:42
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They're all who? Except Karen. Wow. They think they're better than everybody else. And it's like, you know what I'm talking about? That's what people do when they have their own shit. Yeah, exactly. Like one lady yelled at Kevin and Michelle the other day because their soccer ball rolled in her yard. And I was like, oh, shut up. You think after 22 years of running from the law, you'd learn how to speak the language in the country of your age?
02:23:09
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Fucking dummy. Jesus. No, but it's not even the language barrier. It's like I said, the one lady yelled at Kevin and Michelle because their ball rolled into her yard. I was like, calm down, number one. Number two in her yard looks like hell just broke loose on it anyways. Calm down. It's not like you've got the greenest grass in the neighborhood. Calm the fuck down. You got the most expensive grasses down there. What?
02:23:40
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Well, all the houses are the same price. He lives in the projects. They're all the same place. They're cookie cutters. Do you guys have grass down there? Do you guys actually have grass down there? Yes, Chris. Well, no, I was being curious. He imported it from Ohio. No, I do. It was an odd question because when I lived in Charleston, like, we had grass. But in some spots, like my side yard didn't grow grass because it was sand. There was sand over there.
02:24:07
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Right. Well, my side and backyard has no grass because the dogs just walk over everything. But my front yard does have grass. You can probably put two extra cars in my yard. So it's not a bunch of space. And it's not any... It's not like Bermuda grass or anything. It's like fucking shit grass.
02:24:34
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And like I've tried everything you can think of to make it better and it just turns out shit. Like I went and bought grass seed and all this other shit and it's a waste of time. Is it really?
02:24:51
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It is, honestly, because in order to make your grass nice, you basically need to remove everything that's there and get all new topsoil and all that shit. That's a lot of work. Right. But what I'm eventually going to be doing anyway is turning my whole front yard into a giant concrete slab because it's going to become the garage. OK.
02:25:21
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So a little bit more entertaining than I guess. I'm potentially picking up a side gig for the next couple of months. Oh, yeah. Working here. You're going to be a jiggle-o. Jiggle-o. Just a jiggle-o. Jiggle-o.
02:25:48
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The historical haunted jail here in town is bringing back the jail of terror for Halloween. The old jail is supposedly super honest, but they're turning into a fancy.
02:26:07
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No, not here in Newark, the historical jail here in Newark, which is supposedly really haunted, but they're turning it into a Halloween attraction. They're bringing it back, I should say. They haven't done it for the last couple of years because of COVID or whatnot, but they're bringing it back this year. And Nick was over here Monday, and I guess he's working up there. And he said they're still looking for scare actors and security. So I was like, let me go ahead and submit my information. I'll do either one, you know?
02:26:35
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I'm really hoping to be a scare actor. Are they gonna be fucking mad at me? So I'm just gonna stand in the corner and people will go, Jesus Christ! Pretty much. I'll just stand in the corner and go... Get done and everybody's like, Chris, it shifts over. You take the mask off. I'm not wearing a mask. That's just how I look.
02:27:02
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No, that does oddly enough sound fun, scaring the shit out of people all day, because that would be hilariously fun. I worked the haunted house. I did that in college. I worked a couple of times for the kids.
02:27:16
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It's fun, but, you know. It's something I've always wanted to do. I mean, I love Halloween. I love, right? I love scary movies. And I've just never had the opportunity. And how cool would that be to kind of live out your, you know, like I grew up watching the slasher movies, Freddy and Michael Myers and, you know, Jason Voorhees and Panhandle. How cool is it to kind of live out your fantasy and be a horror bad guy?
02:27:45
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Oh yeah, you know you're not necessarily killing anybody, but you still get to scare people and change them around or whatever and. You know. I've got that. I've got the stature in the build to be a Jason Voorhees or. Michael Myers or whatever. Voorhees was a big son, bitch. Yeah, yeah he is. He's not Michael Myers, Voorhees or Freddie was a little guy.
02:28:15
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Freddie was skinny. Leatherface you could do. Calling me fat. Yeah, Leatherface you can do. No, he's not. That's my point. You know, Leatherface was the cannibal. And I enjoy dark meat. So keep up. I'm going to have a Tony mask. I'd have to be, first of all, I'd have to be in your neighborhood. No, you don't. I'll just come down there. Don't do that.
02:28:41
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Dude, I've got to turn you guys on to the Merkins. You have got to look the Merkins up on YouTube. The Merkins on YouTube. They did years ago, they came out with the Slash Street Boys. That's not good. No. So they do parody songs, but they do... I think I've seen them.
02:29:06
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Let me see if I can do it. No, they did like it. Forrest Gump was directed by John Carpenter. I'm actually the Slash Street Boys. I'll kill you that way. So it's a parody of Backstreet Boys I won that way. Yeah, but they do all these parodies. They do all these parodies in the dark. Slash and Bodies.
02:29:33
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Uh KWA kill us with attitude. Wow They do all these they do all these parody songs Um as the killers but they got famous or they got really popular with the slash street boys, right? Um Hold on a second
02:30:00
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They did a ghost face, kill, kill, call me Sydney, the call me maybe parody. Love to face friends with no faces. He's actually wearing a cowboy hat. Yeah. Letter face. Letter face. No, it's, it's,
02:30:28
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sewing you apart which is like the achy break your heart parody. I got some good ones here. I gotta hear these. I'm gonna have to listen to these later. Careless sister. What is like the careless whisper? It's George Michael Myers. No. Hannibal Lecter.
02:30:56
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fry me a liver the cry me a river parody that's not funny that's hilarious you are now about to witness the strength of sleep knowledge
02:31:33
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Gotta show off, bring me deeper in the kiddies, you're killed off Dance ain't no, doesn't mess with me If you sleep, I'm gonna murder you with your dreams Cut your ass, that's how you're bleeding out For the dream dream, warriors are splashing out Never start the slaughter, I have a number Slice them and dice them in the gut like Rambo Going off on a hell street, I like that With a glove, that's pointed at your ass So go ahead, snooze, ain't no stopping when I'm down for a flash move Here's a murder, have to keep you sleeping
02:31:52
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There we go, hold on a second.
02:32:06
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Damn right I killed the kids by the pool. Me if you can go toe to toe tread lightly. I'm scaring kitties out the bed nightly. Your weekly, monthly, or yearly. But these dumb little piggies still fear me. That I'm down for the capital, LST. Bitch, you can't run from me. So when I'm in your neighborhood, then I'm dark. It's right through, it's serious.
02:32:44
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Mama's boy, you're a mess. Come on, where you from? Straight out the gas site, another crazy mass killer. One thing's I choke, yo, my rep is greater. I'm a bad mother lover and you know this. Brother, let you cap cause I didn't know this. So I'm a talking ball, I'ma take my stance. Hot with a weapon, attacking the kids is like murdering. The definition is slashin'.
02:32:58
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Fucking buffering bullshit.
02:33:05
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When I look up on the ball, it's called scatting. Slap a little careful in a minute. Hop on a yellow sleeping bag. Head for you in it. Clip on down below when you get it rolled. I'ma kill you, Alice, on a dirty ass boat. You probably break a scale like a bitch in some punk suit. See, bust low or high, I'll expose you to a Hades mug I live up on the lake. Hadoop's a kid, now I'm tearing up shit. Got the J's, it's always great.
02:33:27
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I'm just a dumb mother-lubber, Barry's happy. In the wrong hands, I gotta cut up myself at one time. I put an ass on the shelf, I'm eternally slashed enough, and that's a fact. J-A, that's so end with a mess. See, cause I'm the mother-lubbin' villain. The definition is weird, couldn't put this up a villain. I can't cope late without a clue. You mess with my mama, your ass is proof. Can you hear me coming right? Cause I kill her like Jay, that's never gonna die straight out the campsite.
02:34:05
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straight out of Derry. And I saw what I was doing here, the children. I'm making my mother think I love him, how different with children love I'm raised in hell. Oh, when the flames hot, my legs wet, I see a man out of luck. That's the problem, I see a man in yellow, stop it, I got him. Cause I'm smart, late love, police, scowl. And when I see a kid pass, I said the power to me, they taste yummy. All the news showing children dying, but don't know where the hell they're going, self broken.
02:34:30
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I'm
02:35:12
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So they do that's that's some pretty
02:35:23
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They do a lot of parodies like that, but they're all dressed as the horror villains in the scary movies. But like I said, they got famous doing slash three boys.
02:35:39
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but they've got Garth Brooks parodies. They've got, uh, rap parodies. Then they've got Freddie fucking with Jason. Like they just do like, they're, they're awesome. And the crazy thing about it is they're right here in Cleveland. They're from up in Cleveland. So they got like, uh, they got a vanilla ice parody. It's called slice slice baby. It's like, they took a Michael Myers mask and gave it the old vanilla ice haircut and hair.
02:36:11
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Yeah, they're awesome. I've been a fan of those guys for a long time. I'll take the YouTube strike. They'll get over it. I don't think you know when it's still on. Yeah. Yeah, well, it's not necessarily famous. Yeah, they're not copy written, but I'll actually download a couple of their songs and have them. Yeah, I know my internet's all wonky, but I'll download a couple of their songs and have them on standby over here in the brand.
02:36:40
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because they've got a lot of them. And they're great. I mean, like I said, they did the Leatherface, Friends in the Places, Card Brooks, Parity. Yeah, I was thinking a couple of them. They look hilarious. Yeah, they're funny as fuck. That was a big one.
02:37:02
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They had some rhymes though. They had some rhymes. And Death takes some, I mean, you're taking two genres that don't list, well, they kind of don't go together and you're fusing them. That's some talent. You got to give them to them. That was pretty dope. I mean, I'm not going to roll around my car. I don't think I would.
02:37:30
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I've done worse. Since you've got that, I think I can give you this. I think I can give you this. This was actually pretty funny when I saw it. A bunch of y'all might not like it, but damn it, I thought it was funny. This fool is crazy. This is before he started making them wild ass movies.
02:37:56
Speaker
Old men. Old men, old men. Not again. One minute from Mandela, you could never check me. Back to back like my terms in office, they couldn't get me. Back to back like two doers, it's about to take their faces. Back to back like drum supporters, I said it and I'll face it all. I think she's important because of this rich one on the back of my man that I gave his attention.
02:38:23
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But it's weighing heavy on my conscience. And now here comes the man straight out of washed. Oh, I'm convinced that this man is insane. I should have let you, the vision, whole story, debate. Are you going to make me buy bottles for John McCain? Are you going to make me go buy you a new toupee? I heard there's a price tag on your back. I'd be more concerned where El Chapo's at. I'm not sure what it was that really made you mad, but you can't dismiss the kids and try to take that back. I mean, whoa.
02:38:51
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can't fuck my country, man. They know us. I wrote these bars while my show gave me a shoulder rub. You'll make America better. I left so hard, I'm crying. Oh my god, why you always lying? See, Trump's the type of dude that mocks the world's poor. But is the world poor or your soul poor?
02:39:07
Speaker
I know that you're trying to get known more, but this the nonsense she got fired from the apprentice for. Check it. Right-wingers turn to slur slingers. Yeah, you're getting bodied by a left-winger. I'm not the kind of dude that's going to be kind to do. In shots to Clinton, she's about to trump you. Make sure you ask him, what are those? Then tell that man they hit parole. They'll tell another one, and then another one. If DJ Khaled applies, here comes another one. I had two terms. They went back to back.
02:39:37
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Yeah, they went back to back. They'll ask if I can run again. Back to back. Yeah, they want back to back. I don't want to hear about this ever again. Not even in the end when he don't even win. Not even when you tell me, Mama, tell him again. He'll say anything for press, but he hates boxing friends. Oh, his bias needs to stop.
02:40:00
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but he don't see the whole picture. Call him Teddy Wap. Winter's coming and your campaign's flying south. It's time to stop talking. You should watch your mouth. Play's the G-O-B. Hate you. They're like, gee, oh, play. His tan is orange. Just in time for Halloween. Play. But orange ain't the new black. You're not me. Play. He gonna fall off like his wig in the braids. Somebody stop.
02:40:22
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Been watching narco some filling cocky. I'm probably going too hard. You're feeling trapped. I'm gonna give you a break from these bars. Kit Kat, I had two turns. They went back to back. You can't tell me this anyway. You took shots at me. Now it's ten for Kat. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got
02:40:54
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What? The guy's actually fucking hilarious. What did I do? What did I do? We were talking about parodies and stuff like that.
02:41:24
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Right. You guys, I'm a beast. Surprised. I'd be surprised if you guys have never heard of them. I had two terms. They went back to back. Yeah. They went back to back. I mean, whoa.
02:41:57
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I forgot what they call them little things, but he was killing me in that. The B-I-G-O, please. You gotta fly like your wig in a breeze.
02:42:20
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oh you wanted epic rap battles of history and since we enjoy talking a lot about movies and this and the other thing right this is one of their newest i think i'm sorry versus john rainbow versus john yeah see if it'll actually work man it's all trash right now
02:43:10
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All right, yes Some people want to drop first blood
02:43:33
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I gotta work. I'm gonna go buy a new router this weekend, damn it. I guess. Your router's, uh... Yeah, this is ridiculous. There's nobody even here. Yeah. And, uh... We went back to bed. You still buffer? Paul. Yeah, he's got... Or maybe you could draw an audience to see any of your... I don't know what it feels like.
02:44:03
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Hey, he looks like me. It's just not gonna fucking work. What do you do for the podcast other than turn your camera on, show up late, interrupt the show, and eat on the show? First of all, first of all, let me help y'all answer. First of all, first of all,
02:44:47
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02:44:59
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I'm gonna get me a sub supersonic. I don't think it's the right
02:45:10
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You need a fire hose to swing on you, you're both so blooming I haven't stopped killing it, it's called Brother Tony And I got your detonators right here, blooming Ship your booby trapped home, rebel Cause you'll never take the W without the P&O Does your lip hang low? Does it wobble to it, bro? Can you string that shit up on your compound, bro? Lighten up with your brooding saga
02:45:32
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Thought a little of Kuna Matata, Baba Yaga. You got the trouser, taper, and the watch. Booger. But your acting ball's flatter than the hodge. Gruber! Lately on the brown coin game, the Mario Brothers. And John, Bobby. What the fuck's with the chest butter? The ventilator looks heavy as shit. Unlike this pricked ring finger, only need one click. But I have a sharper shot of glass since the late 80s. And like your late pup, I'll leave you pushing up daisies. Less is more, boys. That's my advice. You less survival knife, you more survival wife.
02:46:04
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I'm gonna need a dinner reservation for two. John Wick, I'm efficient and lean. A proficient, professional, killing machine. Underworld, overachiever looking dapper as a fuck. And only one of us to go three chapters without sucking. Between your elevator and the mine where you were trapped. You're such wieners, I should call you both John Shat. I cracked.
02:46:23
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drives with pencils, then jamming me next, so I'm not vexed by that flex Android-injected text. The NX Communicado wasn't more than I could handle, so I think I can withstand an excremental ex-commando when this sad broken dad-joking po-po is no foe for the virtuoso bad virtuoso. Ho ho ho, it quivers and bows, I'm delivering blows, and when they land it won't help to make fists with your toes.
02:46:46
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coins.
02:47:03
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I just turned it on! When I rip off my shirt and start twinkin' my sticks on I'm hotter than the suicide girls on your switchboard My head's bent red, but I got no love for commies No juice when you super noose these are me High travel rules don't apply to this conflict I'll finish you right in the lobby This is it, conflict South is where your marriage went The last punk thing you slid in was an air vent They used to say you were a handsome crusader You mad your hairline, couldn't get saved by Steve Urkel's neighbor Oh, I slip a tooth
02:47:48
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Jesus Christ, asshole! What are you doing? This is not some Saturday morning cartoon for you to ruin!
02:48:05
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Hey! Who the fuck asked you, dog pal? Why don't you go lock your mouth in a hole in the ground? Hole! Look!
02:48:20
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You're both a funeral suit away from presentable. I'm thinkin' I'm bad. And I'm thinkin' you're expendable. You wanna die hard? Well, today's a good day! Let's go, motherfuckers! You be kind!
02:48:46
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Not their best work at ERB, but because we are all movie buffs and we have all, you mean. That wasn't bad, that wasn't bad. We are all movie buffs and we all enjoy the action genre. That is definitely not one of ERB's best. It's one of their newest ones. But go through their catalog, go to YouTube, check out Epic Raps of Battle, Epic Rap Battles of History. Also check out the Perkins.
02:49:17
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And maybe that's all saved my ass. We'll go ahead and shout them out. It was Mr. Rogers versus somebody. I like that one the most. Yeah, it was Mr. Rogers versus, there's like, they did a Star Wars one. It's like Anakin versus Obi-Wan or Obi-Wan versus Darth Vader. They've got- Mr. T versus somebody.
02:49:35
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Yeah, they've got Donald Trump versus Joe Biden. They've got the guy who did the Barack Obama one. He's in one of their videos, him versus Mitt Romney. They do the Ninja Turtles versus the artists.
02:49:50
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Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo and Raphael and the artists and whatnot. The Ninja Turtles battled them. So they've got a bunch of them. They've got Abraham Lincoln in there versus... It was just like eight, nine years ago and they were hilarious back then. Yeah, I've been a fan of them for a long time. My kids have watched the Harry Potter versus Voldemort one.
02:50:12
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Yeah, there's there's like Star Wars, which is Harry Potter. You have Disney Princess diversity. I think it was Kurt Rizzo Picard or something. Yeah, you got Snow White versus Cinderella or some shit like that. And then other Disney Princesses come in that, you know, but, you know, so check out Epic Rap Battles and check out the Mercans. Go ahead and drop a comment if you're listening to us on here and just say, hey, nonsense, we're nonsense centers because we actually reached out to the Mercans because they are here in Ohio. They think it'd be cool to
02:50:43
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Um, do something with them or play their music or whatever. But, uh, I don't know how me talking about going to work at the haunted house turned into us talking about parody. So pull it up, watching the Michael Myers. Yeah. Straight out of Springwood.
02:51:10
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kills with attitude. My fucker said, my fucker called James to the mama's boy. Unbelievable. Straight out the campsite. Straight out of theory. The Americans have a lot of cool, a lot of cool songs and they go across a lot of genres. They got a TikTok channel that's pretty funny too.
02:51:37
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Jason and Freddie doing TikTok. Jason and Freddie on one of those two. I think it was a Jason versus Freddie. There was a Jason versus Freddie movie. Well, it might've been Michael Myers versus Jason.
02:51:52
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They got, they got Freddy Krueger's roast or some shit where Freddy just roast that absolute hell out of people. Then they, there's a, there's a TikTok video where they were making fun of Michael Myers because of his shitty wardrobe and his shitty fashion sense. Then he got caught in there in all these different outfits and Jason and Freddy are just making fun of me. Right.
02:52:18
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But now the Americans are cool. Talk about bringing something original to the table and, and, and, and entertaining the masters. Those guys came so far out of left field with their product and what they do with the Americans, uh, and, and, and the music and, and, and the, the parodies and the skits and stuff like that. And it's just like, I see what you're doing. I ain't mad at it. I kind of like it.
02:52:45
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I grew up being terrified of these guys. Now they're there's something to laugh at. Yeah, I mean, that's that's the fun part about parodies is like they they it gives you a whole new twist on over there. Oh my goodness. I got trying to.
02:53:12
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I got somebody gave me an idea to try a broadcast. I'm going to try one tonight. Somebody gave me an idea for a broadcast. So I've been scrolling through a couple of ideas I might do. I'm going to try and do a little test right now. Huh? Where at? I'm probably going to do it on YouTube. See, here's my thing. Like I always said, I always want to try to put some on Twitter and Twitch because that's what most of the people that used to follow me are. But they told me to try to put some on YouTube, put folks on my YouTube channel, which I can do.
02:53:42
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Right. Well, if I can, if you don't mind, get however you want. What I would recommend for when you go live, have your idea, have your thoughts, go live and run with it instead of trying to go live and
02:54:06
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Test just just go live and just just start talking about what everyone talk about instead of having a lot of silence and stuff like that because that's like when I came in the other night and you guys were on restream and I was going on because you can you can do all that stuff behind the scenes like before you go live.
02:54:23
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Yeah, I mean, we were just testing something out for them. Yeah. And I got a couple of shows on Twitter already. I've done a couple of re-streaming. You know, my streamers go to Twitter, so I got stuff up there. I just had an idea of praying with it. But I'm still trying to make something up. Like, we did the football thing. And in all honesty, when we did the football thing, we could have just done that in the studio and knocked down live with it. And it was just kind of why we were fucking around. Yeah, we just ran.
02:54:50
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But especially if you go on a platform like TikTok, because you don't want to be on there with a lot of silence and a lot of thumbing around and looking around and not really. They're doing the same damn thing.
02:55:06
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Trust me. Trust me, the new fad is, give me gifts and wake me up, disturb my sleep. And this gift makes this noise and that gift makes, or I'm at work, disturb me at work. Like, bitch, first of all, everybody knows you don't have a goddamn doubt if you're on TikTok at 11 o'clock in the morning, begging people for gifts so you can make money off of it, saying that all these weird noises are going to bother you at work. Shut up.
02:55:32
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I tried to go in there and have some kind of time, you know, I just, I'll just randomly start talking. And then when people come in and then I start coming off of their, you know, whatever they conversate about it. Yeah.
02:55:47
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You know, when I go on art, when I go live on our TikTok page, it doesn't happen very often, but when I do, I try to talk about the show and you know, I do spend as much time as I can promoting the show and then other topics of conversation come up. Like I'm not gonna just sit there and just inundate people with the show conversation, but you know, I'm gonna... When you get up there, you're gonna do something, I agree.
02:56:11
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We have sports, sports might come up, wrestling comes up. Uh, if I bring up on the show, like deep dives, if I'm on tiktok and I bring up, people want to have their two cents and they're like, Oh, you know, uh, like urban legends or, or, you know, or like when I was one of the Mickey Mouse thing, I think one time I was live on tiktok and they're like, Oh, did you know this about Disney? And that was like,
02:56:35
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That's part of the whole other conversation. But at the end of the day, it all wraps around, comes back and relates to the show. I'm promoting the show. When I was going on TikTok. But the fact that you interact with your comments. I've seen people go live on TikTok stuff and 4,000 comments go through and they're just standing there.
02:57:04
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And in my opinion, I think TikTok is that platform for you to go live and interact with your viewers. It's set up that way. Here, obviously, if they're taking part in the conversation, I'm not going to read off every single comment that pops up when we're here in the show because sometimes you just get people just rapping, just spouting off dumb shit that doesn't pertain to anything.
02:57:34
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platform like TikTok, you can kind of thrive off of your, off your viewers and your chatters and the conversations can go a lot different ways. But yeah, that would be like, and that's not just for you, Tony, but for anybody that's thinking about live streaming.
02:57:52
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Get all your testing and all your thumbing around and whatnot done before you go live. That way, once you go live, you're in there doing what you do. And Tony, I know you've done several broadcasts and stuff like that. But lately, when you tested all these different platforms, it's like, what the hell is he doing? Yeah, it should be a scenario. Yeah, right.
02:58:15
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And then, God forbid, anybody ask any questions because certain people are either in the show or in the chat. God damn it. KRS1 finally realizes he hasn't been relevant since 1997. Is that what you said? You said that. I never said that. Is that what you just said? No. With that being said,
02:58:43
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Play that shit back there. I'm gonna go call my mom anyway. Let's wrap this up. Yeah. I'm gonna go tell my mama. I'm gonna give you my mama. Good speed, man. As Freddy Krueger said. Bring your mama boy ass in here. I'd rather be a mama's boy than pussy whipped. I ain't either, so. I didn't say you was. I'm just saying. I told my mother from back in 2004. I had everybody done.
02:59:11
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My mom's dead. I grew up in an orphanage. My mom really is dead, but I was an adult when she died. I didn't grow up in an orphanage. I had parents. They might not have liked me, but I had them.
02:59:36
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Oh, what are we going to do tonight? I don't want to wrap this show up. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on the socials. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget you can join us live Monday and Wednesday and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch at 6 PM. You can hang out in the chatters box. Shoot straight with us. And, uh, all of this stuff.
03:00:01
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Yeah. If you don't want to hang out with us live or if you can't join us live, don't worry. We got you covered on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts. So go ahead and give nonsensical nonsense, a little search, give us a listen, give us a like, give us a follow. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share to other people about us. I'm changing the game up yet again. I think I'm going to reserve Wicked Woman for Saturdays only. That sounds good. Not that I don't like the song.
03:00:30
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But it's going to get a little bit played out. Plus, I really love these three covers of these three songs. Still, Wednesday night. I won't call it a play. I don't think it's played out. No, we think it's not. This is true. We played it a lot. This is true. But well, I'm pulling a, once again, I'm pulling another Peyton Manning. We're on the line. We had our play set. And now I'm Omaha and Omaha and in 1064, 19.
03:00:57
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My brother's a bitch. I'm the best man named brother, Omaha, Omaha. Jeff, you don't understand that. Tony, you understand that. Nope. You like the bitch, Peyton is the guy. The sheriff is in the league. But let's do this. You got a little black top mojo to wrap to show up with there. Oh, audio slaves. Getaway car with Dylan Willard.
03:01:24
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Check out Blacktop Mojo wherever you stream music and all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Check out their tour schedule. They are currently on the road. They might be coming to a city near you. We will see you next time.
03:02:07
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The first time I saw you, you were chasing down As I come on, all alone in a field Where your eyes and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing
03:02:38
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Settle down, I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me to waste now Settle up, and I'll help you find something to drive Before you drown me inside
03:03:23
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You're tired of walking you below the ground The sidewalk will barely touch your feet Life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it out on
03:03:55
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I won't hesitate to read the highway Before you lay me away is no harm To turn it up and I'll help you find something to drive
03:04:20
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When you drive me insane Get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wheel Get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car,
03:04:50
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and ride it on the way
03:05:25
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You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste, no You settle up and I'll help you find something to try Before you drop
03:05:55
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Get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Forget yourself a car and drive it all along
03:06:30
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I love that fucking song. That was a good song. I've been in a, I've been kind of in a kick lately. Chris Cornell, Audioslays, Stone Temple Pilots, Temple of Dome, music like that lately. I've been listening to a lot of it. I have two.
Conclusion and Farewell
03:06:50
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Love that music, but we do appreciate y'all listening. We appreciate y'all hanging out. We'll see you Saturday night. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel.
03:07:22
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Mother had you, mother made you, mother fuck you. What? Oh Tom, with that being said, be good or be good at it. Goodbye motherfuckers. Hit the button. Hit the button. Hit the button. Oh God.