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Nonsensical Nonsense 150 Completely off the rails
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There are absolutely no words for this episode Glick and the guys have done lost their minds
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Transcript
Introduction and Social Media Shoutouts
00:00:01
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Oh, it's show time, play math.
00:01:54
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Yes.
00:03:04
Speaker
What's going on, everybody? You know what day it is. You know what time it is. Time for our brand new episode of Nonsense School, Nonsense Podcast. Happy Wednesday, everybody.
00:03:17
Speaker
What is going on, gentlemen? What? He said, her body. Her body. Her body. I kind of trolled out there for a second. I smell toast. You smell toast? Speaking of toast, my vape smells like toast. Your coil's probably getting burned up. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. But welcome to the show. I'm Glick, that other voice here that was Jeffrey. That's me.
00:03:47
Speaker
here in spirit, spirit, I guess. Yeah. I don't know. It was his pictures showing up, but I don't know if he's here and I, nobody seems to know, but if you guys aren't already good, check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock. You can also join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night.
00:04:13
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right here on YouTube and Twitch, you can come hang out in the chatters box, shoot the shit with us, go back and forth. That's your own two cents, if you will. You can also, I keep losing my train of thought. Well, hold on because I have two cents to throw in. I don't, I don't, I'm not here for your.
00:04:55
Speaker
that's okay. We got you covered there. You can also join or you can also listen to us on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts anywhere, anytime, anyhow, you can be in your ear holes whenever you like.
00:05:21
Speaker
Well, sometimes I think I would just be better off doing the first 20 minutes of the show by myself. You could. You thought about that and you knew better. You knew better. No, I met you and then I realized, yeah, I do do this so much better on my own. As I said, we are on Spotify and everybody listen to podcasts. You can always email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail.com if you'd like to send us an email about anything.
00:05:50
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everything don't matter we're not hard to preach and last but not least let's not forget about the merch store nonsensical nonsense goodies only the real champ has a nonsensical nonsense not the chump
00:06:28
Speaker
Took you that long to call the campaign music. Jesus. Believe it or not, it's not easy to find everything. Not everything is labeled very well. On what? On the brands. My name is Jeff. Full version. That's labeled pretty goddamn well. No, no, no, no, no. Record team theme song.
TikTok Trends and Challenges
00:06:54
Speaker
I put it on there. Don't need to be labeled. I know where it is. I know what it is. I know what everything is. It's on there. I do. Got breaking news. Okay. I got my first TikTok violation today. Welcome to the club. That's what you get for having unregulated sales and goods. You know what I posted? You posted the powerball thing.
00:07:23
Speaker
Yeah. How the fuck is that a violation? This TikTok shit. TikTok also told me, don't worry buddy, you're good. How many times have they done that for me? No, I get it. Every time I post. Yeah. Every time we go live and Jeff and I go live and they yank me down, I was like, what the fuck are you guys doing? And they're like, oh, sorry, sir.
00:07:50
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's I have a permanent. Fucking ever was my personal my main account. I have a permanent account warning. I don't even think I have one of those. I would I've had that account warning for about two months now. Well, I believe that was kind of an unintentional but a perfect segue since Tony was actually kind of sort of on time.
00:08:22
Speaker
Speaking of TikTok, I'm scrolling through today and I see the fun little trend that I think I'm going to try. Supposedly, you can take a light beer and a Mountain Dew and mix them and they're really good.
00:08:38
Speaker
You know, I'm going to tell you right now. That is not necessarily noon. No. OK, well, I don't live on TikTok like you do, by the way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. TikTok video as we speak. No, that's fine. But what we use, we do a beer and an apple soda. It's actually really good. I don't mix pop with my fucking soda or my beer. Sorry. Don't feed the beer. Don't feed the beer.
00:09:07
Speaker
We'll do a little half and half here and see how this goes. We got half not new, half Budweiser select. TikTok, you better not let me down, damn it. You're going to hurt my feelings. I'm just saying, I'm going to. Do you try to drink it? Drink it. Yes, mother. Yeah, see. Yeah, you love all that, but it tastes like shit. Oh, no, that's pretty good. Fucking game changer.
00:09:38
Speaker
No, if you're not a big beer person, if you're not a big beer person, mixing, it's a nice way to get the alcohol effect without having to taste beer, basically. Throw that into our drafts. That was a live TikTok trend on the show. I made a TikTok as we did that. It's actually not bad.
00:10:08
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I thought it was going to be just surprisingly good. It's kind of a, it's kind of a game changer there. I've never done it with Mountain Dew, but I've done it with, uh, we use, uh, there's a soda down here. It's called, uh, Monsonita. Well, they call it Mountain Brew on TikTok, but like I said, I'm not on TikTok very often, but since I've been, thanks baby. Uh, I missed that. No, she didn't give me a sneak check, but, um,
00:10:40
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You're more than a child, more of a child than we are. But, uh, since I, you know, I've been trying to, I've been trying to put more content on our, on our nonsensical nonsense page.
00:10:57
Speaker
Right. You know, so I've done a couple of videos. I've done like showing off not necessarily showing its content, but yeah, showing off my tattoos. I'm showing off my tattoos. I'm not going to lie. They're fucking awesome. But everybody does the same thing when they get a new tattoo. They want to show it off. Yeah. But the only difference is mine's cool.
00:11:17
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and everybody else is like, oh look, I have the same tattoo that 475,000 other people have. Agreed. Speaking of that. That's how all my tattoos are. I'm trying to go original. Speaking of tattoos, shout out to my guy Dustin for the start of yet another badass tattoo, doing what he does. We were talking about that last night in the shop while we were doing this one.
00:11:47
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about how people come in and they basically come in with the same tattoo that he's already done 14 times that day and they all think they're original. I said so I said so you got to be happy when you get somebody like me who comes in and it really he's like yeah.
00:12:05
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I've worked in, I've worked in several tattoo shops, uh, over a, a four year period. And you would be shocked on how many times you do the same bucking tribal or the same shit. People are like, this is going to be awesome. Like, nah, no, it's not. But, which is why like I try to do my tattoos as original as possible.
00:12:33
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I mean, I think it matters to have the most original or at least be yourself instead of copying anybody else. Well, I mean, absolutely. I agree. Well, I mean, that's the thing you're going to have meaning to you. Yes. It doesn't matter. Like, you know, the Superman tattoo for me that I mean, if you get if you have meaning behind that tattoo, you know, oh, by the way, the the boss just said
00:13:00
Speaker
that you and Tony also need to post on our TikTok page. Yeah, I know I'm good. And on our other social media, various social media. Tony's too busy fighting the man, fighting the cause, posting on Facebook every day. I posted in the park as well. Man, I have to, I have to. Well, give the damn about what KRS1 has to say. Watch your mouth, watch your mouth.
Debate on Social Issues
00:13:23
Speaker
Okay, it hasn't been relevant for 25 years.
00:13:46
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I see it. I just shared it while we were Oh, I know the new one you did
00:13:53
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I see you shared it onto your, I gotta get my boots on Tony's. Hey, I wear my waiters every day. It's deeper and deeper every time I'm going to buy a set of waiters, you know, um, but no, I have, I have been trying to, uh, you know, do a little, but you know, like.
00:14:16
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try to stay away from all the trends, but some stuff you gotta, you know, so I do like, it's, it's, it's, you know, I mean, you've learned something mountain doing beer is a good taste. Well, yeah. And I figured I could do it live on the show. That's why I didn't hook up my headphones yet. Um, so that I could be talking and you guys could be talking, hopefully it'll pick up and it'll sound, you know, you know,
00:14:42
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Yeah, it's gonna be a shitty tiktok regardless because it is live and on the fly but and it's only one tape because I'm not gonna sit here live on the show, but you know how Yeah, I am about when I do tiktok so Tony or Jeff, you know, yeah, I'll be the same one I can do I can do the I Can do a video and it will take me maybe three takes and I'm like, you know what? Good enough
00:15:08
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Chris is like, good enough. No, motherfucker, it's not perfect. I'm not gonna have to do it 45 times. Fuck that, I don't have time for that shit. Yeah. I'm a bit of a, I am a bit of a perfectionist. Whatever you just did on TikTok, I don't see it. Well, it's not posted yet. It's in drafts. We put it in his drafts so he can edit it and all that fun stuff. I'll post it on the, I'll post it on the break. I ain't worried about editing. You know it's gonna get taken down because we cursed.
00:15:37
Speaker
Yeah, I know but but maybe that's why I have an account warning some correlation here. Some mini is going to some little mini snowflake is going to go. Oh, he's drinking a beer. The big bad the big bad mean click curse and he drank beer. Everybody block him.
00:16:04
Speaker
I saw this one happen. It's every time you and I go live on there, they're like, oh god, click time. Report. Get them. Get them. Tony, I got one. I'm going to send you one, Tony, that you need to do. I can't work it. I can make it.
00:16:25
Speaker
This is the part of the show where I have to carry the show because Jeff and Tony are looking at their phones playing on the other board. I just said to you one that I did, Tony, that you're not going to have to, you need to do. I think it would work better with you doing it as opposed to a challenge. No, it's not necessarily a challenge. No, it's something racist. It's not racist. It's from the most, from scary movies. Or it's something with a black person saying something that only a black person can say.
00:16:53
Speaker
No. It's the most scary movie. But the guy in the set of the video is played by one of the Wayans brothers. So, I mean, like I said, it'll come off better if it's Tony. But I did the video. You better be careful, actually, because the cultural appropriation police are out there and they're scared.
00:17:17
Speaker
They're yelling at white people on TikTok for dancing now. Apparently we're not allowed to dance on TikTok anymore. That actually reminds me of a joke I heard on TikTok, that a black guy called. And I sent it both to you. How about you stop? How about you stop? Before you go any further, I want you to stop, mute your mic, run it through your head a couple times. I literally just have to tell somebody over the past month to say, any time I go somewhere with my five to 10 minutes, why's something racial come out of somebody's mouth? This one happens at every episode.
00:17:49
Speaker
Mute your mic, say it out loud, run it through your head a couple of times, and then come back and go... How much you gonna bring it up? Tony can tell the joke, because the video that I sent you guys, it's in your TikTok now, is told by a black guy, and it would come off super racist if I said it.
00:18:21
Speaker
I'm having a better conversation and easier time getting it through this wall's head not to say the dumb shit that you say than I am to telling you I'm just gonna talk to this wall the rest of the show
00:18:39
Speaker
Just like, that's fine. Watch me. Watch me get us canceled. Jim is very, very, very mildly racist. I mean, like, almost not racist. This will not be the first time in history that I... If you watch the video, the guy telling a joke... I am officially 70 episodes into this podcast as a member from day one. I am almost halfway there. This motherfucker here can't fucking help but with his V-shiny chair.
00:19:14
Speaker
Tony, we just turned and looked at the closest wall near us to you and we'll just talk to the four of us can carry on because it's gonna sink in. It's gonna sink in a hell of a lot better. I sent it to both of you. Tony, I'd like you to tell me if it's a racist joke. As a black man. Here's a hint. If you gotta think about it, it probably is.
00:19:40
Speaker
Does that sink in? It's not me saying it. That's Tony saying it. I don't even, I haven't even looked at it yet. I don't even look at it. I sent it to both your TikToks. So you should have it. But I don't find it very racist. Because you're a racist. How am I racist? I don't find racist jokes racist. I don't know Jeff.
00:20:10
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it's the context of the joke i don't find racist i don't mind i send it to you guys because a i find it fucking hilarious if there's races i'm gonna show everybody in here ingrown tonio from take time
00:20:24
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No, you're not. No, you're not. I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about to kill both of your cameras and mics. It's like me saying, it's like me saying, I, you know, I don't agree with people going out and kicking puppies, but if, but if people go kick puppies, I'm going to support it. Don't kick puppies, but if you want to go ahead, it's okay. I'm going to laugh. It's going to be awesome.
00:20:54
Speaker
I'm going to love it. Don't fall back of kittens into a river. That's not cool. But if you do it, that's okay. Have fun. I don't mind. That's basically what you're saying. Like I'm not racist, but you know, if you shouldn't be racist, but if you want to be racist, it's okay. I'm all right. I'm not saying it is or it is not a racist joke, but it is funny.
00:21:23
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00:21:42
Speaker
You know the one with the girl doing all the little thing and the little skit you did up there? That's crazy. You're crazy. I told you you should do that. That's just funny. That's just funny. That's just funny. Jeff made a video on one that he sent us. It's like a little how to do the skits. It's a duet. It's a duet. I did it with a girl. She does the one part and I did the other part.
00:22:09
Speaker
but she had already posted it and I duetted it. It's a scene from a scary movie where she's like- It's the scene from the clarity that I was at. No, it's the scene from scary movie and he's like, we should have dirty checks. Talk dirty to me. Oh, yeah. And I played him and she literally looks like she's riding me, but camera on her face. And it's fucking hilarious. Now Tony, is that not funny?
00:22:39
Speaker
I've heard that joke before. I've heard it as well. But do you find it racist? It is racist. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Get out of the bathroom. Your life is in Mexico and the other hand's in the bathroom. What the fuck out of the bathroom? It's about as mildly racist as it gets. Am I wrong?
00:23:02
Speaker
That ain't Miley. Nothing. It's either it's either racist or it's not racist. It's like I mildly killed somebody. Chris, you watch the video. I am. I mildly killed 47 people. You you I didn't I mildly killed him. I'm only mildly a serial killer. I'm not a full on serial. What Tony? He's not funny. He's here. It is where it isn't. It's funny. But I've seen it before. I've seen it before. Used to be funny. But it's still funny.
00:23:33
Speaker
for your first go around, it wouldn't be too bad. Oh no, I've heard a lot worse racist jokes. Listen, I was in the desert and I heard some of the worst Jesus jokes I've ever heard in my life. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's like out of fucking control.
00:23:49
Speaker
No, in the military, you hear some jokes that you're like, really, dude? I mean, I'm laughing with you. We're all going to go to hell together. But that was fucked up. I'm not going with them. They can go on their own. I'm going to take a different bus that makes a U-turn. Fuck this shit. You're going to hell, Tony.
00:24:26
Speaker
where it's not racist, it's just, it's somebody telling me. I can't explain without this sound event. But literally the kind of- Anytime you have to- The kind of picture of the video is, if you're going to hell. You just won't stop. Hey, make the video. No matter how bad it is. Don't play the game to hell, go ahead.
00:24:29
Speaker
But you're going to hell I already told I didn't told you what Monday night I told you you think you're gonna be sneaky trying to cross into the gates of
00:24:54
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you are now witnessing what the fuck is wrong with society. Shit like this. Anytime you have to preference, it's not racist, or I don't think it's racist before you say something. Usually, it's racist in some way or shape or form. You already know you're going to offend somebody. Fucking broad question.
00:25:16
Speaker
Okay. Well, you just need to calm down, Mr. Kill Whitey. Everybody's mad at Whitey. Nobody likes Whitey because you're just as fucking bad. Trust me. They are. You. Oh, it's not just me. Yo, no, it's you. You're just as bad as that one beside me. I've got a lot of proof as to why I would be mad. You want to see?
00:25:36
Speaker
We can go down this road because I've been it's been racially profiled and I have been targeted because I'm white in areas that I live in. Have you ever been uh have you ever been discriminated against? I have. I've been processed and demonstrated against. Okay, good. Welcome to equality. Now, you know the **** we feel. Now, go give us some money. You don't know what you don't know what the **** definition is of equality is.
00:26:02
Speaker
Everybody wants equality as long as it benefits them. The moment they get equality, they're like, oh, I don't want this. This isn't good. This isn't what I wanted. This isn't what I wanted. I want all the benefits. I don't want any of the side effects.
00:26:21
Speaker
You can't have the same, you can't have the same. It's like me going to work. It's like me going to work and telling my boss, I'm not going to do your job. You don't have to yell. I don't have to yell, but it's like me going to work and telling my boss, I don't want the same pay and the same benefits you have, but I'm not going to do your job. Exactly. That's equality. That's not equality. That's equality. No, it isn't. Yes, it is.
00:26:50
Speaker
You are so desperate to have this conversation. You're just gonna fuck around and get angry. I've had this conversation with people. I'm here all day. Trust me, I know you try to have this conversation every time I dip out of a show. That's because you come in and drop some bomb.
00:27:15
Speaker
I was listening to an episode from a Monday show and fucking I was having internet issues Goddamn, I blocked out for like a minute or two fucking Tony anyways two teeth
00:27:28
Speaker
for all them that still ain't free. And I'm like, who the fuck is it? He's like, it's about goddamn time. I'm like, wait a minute. Did I just travel back in time to 300, 200 years ago? Like, what are you talking about? Any of us who have to work and pay taxes, none of us are free. Agreed. Shut up. You live in Mexico.
00:27:58
Speaker
You're an illegal immigrant. You're part of the problem. You just get it back. He's a part of the elite down there. I don't want to hear shit. How am I part of the elite? I was going to say, his bathroom slash office is probably bigger than most houses down there. My bathroom slash office would fit in. Your TV wouldn't fit in here. I didn't know it wouldn't judge me. I didn't know it would. That does not make me elite in any way. I think the dollar level pesos are pretty much elite.
00:28:29
Speaker
Thank you very much. You make a good understanding of the whole country. That I can argue with. You got me there. You see how easy that was? You sure you wouldn't do this with me? Just because you get one win, Tony, does not make a good win. Name him. Name him. I'm curious. Mr. Harman Champion.
00:28:54
Speaker
Oh wait, I'm sorry. When I showed you that one day that drove him half crazy, I did a whole one hour broadcast of other shit. I had people crying. I could take you to the African American History Museum. You could see the people leaving the first floor quiet and ready to walk out of there. That first floor break your heart. I did see something the other day that kind of fucked me up. Which one? The shoes.
00:29:25
Speaker
They're leather but they're not made out of leather. Mm hmm. That one kind of **** me up. If you really want to get **** up, watch the **** they put on Tiktok because all that **** is true. You know, I don't want to get **** up. Look, watch it. Watch what they did to the Indians. I sort of did the Indians. I sort of did the Indians. I sort of did the two side literature too. I don't know. You get really **** up and see what they still do.
Historical and Cultural Discussions
00:29:46
Speaker
Still don't know the Indians to this day. Yes.
00:29:56
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Not that of you, Tony. That was me. I was being hocking you, making fun of you. Fucker's been free for 200 years, still bitching. I didn't know that. Dude, did you see the alligator one? He didn't see it. I don't think Glick saw it. I knew that. The alligator one? Yeah.
00:30:31
Speaker
No, because you know what I'm doing I'm not living in the past and I don't look at depressing sad shit Yeah, I don't I don't I don't watch half the shit you send me Jeff
00:30:53
Speaker
No, but my thing is like in any small person perfect for alligator bait. No, that's fucked up. You said three of us were out in the middle of fucking by you. You wouldn't use my ass for alligator bait. Children who didn't know no better as fucking. Yeah, because I'm eating an alligator before I eat you. Exactly. I know what you put it in who knew no fucking better as alligator bait.
00:31:22
Speaker
Tony, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Most kids don't know any better. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that was kind of for any race or gender or whatever. It was kind of the norm back in the day when somebody loses them.
00:31:44
Speaker
back in the West, you know, what was that? Yeah, it wasn't like it's last week. Back in the 1800s, the average age of the old person was 35. You were honestly lucky to see your 30s back in the Old West. Exactly. Between everything, between the diseases and violence and everything else. No one used to die in the West.
00:32:13
Speaker
seen it one time and it's just like I just I just can't help but go back to every time you know we talk about like the old back in the old days or the old west or anything like that just can't help but think about playing the Oregon Trail when we was in school and
00:32:42
Speaker
Your family died of dysentery No, not in the game remember the old little the computer game on like the old school idea
00:32:58
Speaker
Yeah, like the old school IBM's or whatever. Oh, yeah. Yeah the game. Jeff, I'm gonna fuck your head up. I'm gonna show you about Lake Lemire. What, what, what? I'm gonna show you about the lake. Yeah. There's one in Oregon. Oh my God. They keep thinking this shit's a joke. I've never called it a joke. Not once. That shit fucked my head up. I'm like Oregon.
00:33:28
Speaker
Did you know? Take your time. You've heard of the Donner party. Chris, you're old westpaw. I think I've heard of the Donner party. Yeah. There is a Donner party. It was actually. There's a Donner park picnic area. It's like a memorial area or whatever. But there's also theories. That's fucked up. There's also theories that them eating each other
00:33:57
Speaker
was completely unnecessary and it was all just cannibalism and murder. That would not surprise me. It doesn't surprise me at all. It was more of a norm. I mean, we've all seen that movie. I don't think it's ever been the norm where you just hate people. No, no, no. I'm saying unless you're in some weird rainforest tribe,
00:34:21
Speaker
It's not the norms, just eat people. Calm down, Wild Bill. It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again. What I'm saying is, back then, if you get caught out in the middle of some fucked up snowstorm, like the diner party did, I'm sure it was more common than not. Yeah, but again, back then, people were a little bit more
00:34:50
Speaker
have to live in that environment and hunt and stuff like that. But there's theories that they weren't out there as long as the history books say they were and that it was completely unnecessary for anybody to be eaten because they had plenty of supplies and stuff like that. And that it was an actual murder cannibalism thing. The survivors just were like, yeah, fuck it and just started killing it. Yeah.
00:35:17
Speaker
Again, that's very serious. I'm not saying that this is factual. That's why, but they, you know. The Emerald Forest apparently wasn't true story. Huh? The Emerald Forest with the cannibalism. That was apparently true story. It came out of the 80s. Oh yeah. Well, the movie wasn't. The movie got banned in a lot of countries and then they had to
00:35:44
Speaker
bring the cast and shit out on TV shows to say that it didn't happen, but it was based on a real life tribe. Yeah, real life tribe that would eat, kill and eat people that came to their island or wherever it was. The movie looked really real. That's why it was, it was banned and they had to literally do interviews and show people. Show the world. Oh.
00:36:12
Speaker
Yeah, but they, it was a very graphic, very violent movie, but they had to, they had to bring the cast and directors and all that onto television shows to prove that, to prove that, yeah. But they did it like, like they did Blair Witch. They made it out to be like a real documentary. No, it was like a real documentary thing and it really happened. So they kind of brought it on themselves, but then at the same time, it was like, all right, my movie's getting, not being allowed to be played anywhere, but I still think it's banned in a lot of countries to this day.
00:36:40
Speaker
because it is so graphic and, and so, um, but you can allow hostel to hostel too. Well, I mean, you have, you have, you have your favorite, you have your favorite movie out there. Uh, fucking human centipede one and two, Tony watches, Tony watches that movie. I hope one day I want to be the middle.
00:37:06
Speaker
No. I want to be in the middle. I'm sorry, but whoever thought up the whole human centipede theory, that's a fucked up verse because, you know, I understand the concept. You say that, but Hitler was trying to reanimate corpses so he can have a zombie army during World War II. But we can all agree that we all think Hitler was a fucked up dude. Game of Thrones. What's wrong with Game of Thrones? Zombies. Zombies and Game of Thrones? I thought they were frost giants.
00:37:37
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They were frost giants. Frost giants was in Thor. No frost giants. They were frost giants. They weren't called frost giants. They were called, but they were, they weren't zombies, but they weren't frost giants. It's kind of like. They were zombies. They brought a dragon back to life. They were zombies. I don't have no dog in this. I've never seen this in a while.
00:38:00
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I don't know, it's phenomenal. I think if you could, if you could get past the whole... No, Chris, in all seriousness, I think if you could get past the whole mystical... Talk to my friend over here, because this is gonna go better.
Film and TV Debates
00:38:15
Speaker
It's not that I don't like the mystical crap. I'm not into the whole D&D stuff. Yeah, I think if you could get past that, the actual storyline, you would actually enjoy it.
00:38:30
Speaker
And if I want to watch Weird Incest, I could watch, what the fuck is that movie?
00:38:38
Speaker
it doesn't what's his face like oh yeah the first episode dude's fucking his sister doesn't what's his face just like repeatedly rape his sister no he doesn't rape her they're literally having sex for procreation too but but back then no but back then that was a norm because you got to get the bloodline to keep going
00:39:02
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That was my fault. Back. This is how Alabama and West Virginia became. If you look at if you look at, you know, the inside. Welcome back. I'm pregnant again. But if you look at the British royal family, there's a lot of circles in that tree.
00:39:31
Speaker
I think there's a lot of circles in your family tree. Ooh, shit. Damn. There's a Glick in there, too. He's still hanging. Nice. Nice. Not in your tree. Not in your little Kibler elf family tree. We're going to hang a Glick. My feet can still reach there, Jeffrey. Whoa, this is this.
00:39:58
Speaker
Oh no. You're, uh, listening to Sullivan? Oh no, I'm dying. I'm being hung from the L tree. Sullivan, before you go on your travels, we're going to... Go over, dummy. This is Sullivan. This is Sullivan, yes. Oh my gosh, this is Sullivan. Michael A. Jordan has spoken. Michael. Congratulations to Michael A. Jordan and Michael...
00:40:26
Speaker
B Jordan. Michael A Jordan is now grandfather. Michael B Jordan is their father and we would like to welcome Michael C Jordan to the room everybody. Back in the day in royal families to keep the bloodline. That's what they did. You go back into like medieval times and the Roman Empire and stuff like that and you get in the like back then in the day.
00:40:55
Speaker
homosexuality was the norm. Yeah. Yeah. It was just regular because everybody was having sex with everybody. Oh yeah. Everybody's just like, hey, my dick's hard. I should put it somewhere. Hey, Bob. End over. You know, you want to see a fucked up movie. Have you ever seen a
00:41:16
Speaker
Pretty much a flick. Everybody's seen that movie. Well, I'm I didn't see that movie. No, trust me. You know, if you saw it, like, you know, it's got like a huge cast like the main guy is super, super, super, super famous. I forget his name.
00:41:41
Speaker
Super, super, super, super famous. Caligula cast. Hold on. Donald Sutherland. No. Michael McDonald. Richard Griego. Helen Mirren. Helen Mirren and Michael McDonald are in that mirror. Peter O'Toole is in that movie. Peter O'Toole is in that movie? I didn't know that. Peter O'Toole, he plays Caligula's dad. But it's basically a porno movie.
00:42:08
Speaker
It's basically a porno movie. Dude was about to get married to his wife. He said he gonna put a dick in her first. I said damn. And then went and fisted old boy. Yeah. To the elbow.
00:42:21
Speaker
Well, you've seen Iron Man. Well, you've seen the... Was that how your deep dives usually went, Tony D? No, but like, it's called... It was, the top brother deep dive. That was the thing that was called, it's called Primonotka. That's why Tony Stark said that on... Tony Stark, he's like, I'm gonna bring up Primonotka. Primonotka means the king gets to fuck your wife before you do.
00:42:51
Speaker
That's basically what Freeman Knockett is. Which is kind of a fucked up thing when you think... It was very difficult thing to say when he said yes. And like, he said it and I was like, wait, is that what I think it is? And I looked it up... Because most of the kids out there don't even know what the hell he said. Yeah, but that was the whole concept of Caligula is...
00:43:14
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is it's it's um Caligula was um he's he's like what no what's it what he was like an emperor yeah he was the ruler he was the emperor before um you know the the fourth season
00:43:32
Speaker
Well, remember in the in the play the two birthday because you get to look in the face. I want to let these two motherfuckers keep going. I just want to see how long this is going to go. The movie Caligula shows power corrupts and absolute power corrupts. Absolutely. That's basically the concept of the movie. The movie was this concept was a flick.
00:43:59
Speaker
but it's basically a porno. It's fucked up. And it was like, a lot of the actors in it are still pissed to this day that it actually got released because, well, no, it was pitched to them. Wait, hold on. It was pitched to them as a serious movie and then the director released his cut and it's basically a porno.
00:44:25
Speaker
but you filmed the movie however long it took you you shot all the scenes you said all the lines you did you did everything that was written in the script and now it came out you're like oh my god i'm so surprised did they fucking CGI you and deep fake you into it tell your jackasses you knew what you filmed you know the movie you shot how are you man
00:44:49
Speaker
I work in the scenes that are the most fucked up scenes. This is why people should be sterilized at birth. All I know is Helen Mirren was badass in her day. Bo Derek. Bo Derek ain't got shit on Helen Mirren back in the day, boy. Yeah, hard to see both of them. Let me tell you. Shout out to Madonna, Linda, that was a playboy. Speaking of classic movies.
00:45:17
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I watched, for the first time I had never seen it, I watched Reservoir Dogs. Reservoir Dogs. What was your interpretation? Honest question. Honestly, it was interesting. It was a lot of talking. Well, no, the thing is, it's basically a whodunit. It's a mystery for the characters. And you find out it's, you know, it was Mr. Orange all along because... Spoiler alert!
00:45:44
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Well, it's 30 years old. It's 30 years old, yeah. It also, within five, what, like 15 minutes of the film, you find out it was Mr. Orange. You find out it was, or you find out who he is? It was. He literally says. He literally says, I did it. But it's also a 30-year-old film. It's Quentin Tarantino's first movie. I know what it is. But Steve Buscemi is a badass dude. Harvey Cartel was no joke.
00:46:14
Speaker
I still, uh, there's, there's multiple theories on the ending that played by, uh, Steve Buscemi. There's a theory that he got killed when he ran out or he got away. I maintain that he was actually captured.
00:46:38
Speaker
And the other theory is that Harvey Keitel's character kills Mr. Orange, because it's never really shown. Why did Luke walk away? Because he's, we're not talking about him, so he's pissy. But it's actually a good flick. It is a lot of talking, but the whole, you brought up Madonna and it popped in my head, that whole speech that Quentin Tarantino talks about Madonna, crack me up.
00:47:11
Speaker
Chris was upset. We weren't talking about him, so he walked away. I went to the bathroom. I had to go find chicken. I figured as much. Tony's like, Tony says, Chris just walked away. I was like, yeah, we weren't talking about him, so he's pissed. I had to piss. I wasn't pissed. I had to piss. But no, it's basically a thinking man's movement. But it could be easily made as a play tomorrow. So it was sixth sense.
00:47:43
Speaker
Great damn movie. Oh, it's an amazing movie. And we were off Mercury Rising again. What is it with you and Mercury Rising? The crew was autistic. It figured everything out, and they were going to kill them. People understand that. Oh, no. No, it's still a good movie. If they're too smart, they will come kill you. I have no stories about that. No, but you bring that up like you bring up Crimson Tide all the time.
00:48:04
Speaker
Crimson Tide was awesome. No, but here's my thing. Crimson Tide versus, what's that? U-571 or Hunt for Ractober? U-571 is a badass movie. Matt McConaughey killed it. But I maintain that Hunt for Ractober is a better movie than Crimson Tide.
00:48:34
Speaker
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't know about that. I think it's a better movie. Crimson Tide was good for what it was. Gene Hackman fucking kills it. Denzel fucking kills it. They all took it. Ricky Schroeder was an abandoned movie. He was a radio guy, right? There's a Crimson Tide, or? There's a Schroeder who's in Crimson Tide. Who'd he plus?
00:49:02
Speaker
He was the guy that had the lock them down in the bottom of the shit when it was flooding. Oh, yeah. It was not for Red October. It was that going with that. So sorry. Yeah. The rapist for 200 correct. Your mother's a horse. I think anal bone covers.
00:49:33
Speaker
that's still probably one of my probably one of my top five favorite SNL skits of all time is celebrity jeopardy every time it pops on Facebook I gotta stop and watch the other funny one is uh
00:49:49
Speaker
can't remember what it is but but it's you say that Richard Pryor one no no it's it's uh Tom Hanks on Black Jeopardy or something like that where Tom Hanks is the only white guy he's trying to figure it out it's so funny what was it yeah man it's good driving nuts for the record oh my god it was it was funny as shit for the record it was funny as fuck that was funny as shit that was a funny ass
00:50:19
Speaker
I need a bullet on tonight's episode. Him and Chadwick Boseman's skit when it was on Jeopardy! were hilarious. Yeah, it's Black Jeopardy! Those two skits were funny, I love all mine. Tom Hanks did rock that shit. Wait, what's the Chadwick Boseman one? I haven't seen that one. He was like, he was the child, he had to answer the questions on Jeopardy! He couldn't be rational, he had to be ghetto with the answers and it was funny as shit. Yeah, those were funny. Those were funny.
00:50:49
Speaker
No, you just didn't make no damn sense. I haven't seen that. I haven't checked that out. Those are funny as shit.
00:51:05
Speaker
That still gets me. No, because if you I don't know who does Sean Connery on SNL, but he does such a good job of ripping on Will Ferrell's. I'll trick back. Wasn't it? Was it? I can't. Was it Darrell Hammond that did? I don't know who played. Sean Connery on SNL.
00:51:31
Speaker
Sean Connell. No, Darrell Hammond. Yeah. That's what I said. Well, he does such a good job.
00:51:40
Speaker
And then, uh, uh, Norm McDonald played, uh, Burt Reynolds. Yes. Oh my God. And he was funny as fuck. And all they do is sit there and shit on fucking Alex Trebek. But you got to hand it to all of them because almost never do they break character. Of course not.
00:52:04
Speaker
No, but there's episodes where, I don't know if you see the Will Ferrell in the hot tub with Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon was the worst at breaking character, but it was so funny. There's an episode where Jimmy Fallon, and I can't remember who played his girlfriend, are in a hot tub with Will Ferrell and some other chick, and their two couples at a campground.
00:52:32
Speaker
ahead of it all. And Will Ferrell plays this like Eastern European guy and he's just super inappropriate and Will Ferrell broke character in that. That's how you know it's funny. Will Ferrell's breaking character? Well I think what broke his character was Jimmy Fallon because Jimmy Fallon was probably the biggest, but it was funny when he would do it. It wasn't like, oh God, Jimmy's breaking character again. Like it was funny. It was so funny that
00:53:01
Speaker
You know the you know because they do a whole week of testing and practicing and all that stuff That you know that they're just remembering it's like trying not to laugh at something you find funny in church Right you sit there and snicker and giggle and snort Try not to last laugh at Easter Sunday service when they talk about the crucifixion
00:53:39
Speaker
No, but it's like, you know, somebody in your head and you know, it's like, I guarantee you. What's going on, Steve? I'm making a prediction for the future. I wonder how you're doing. I'm making a prediction for the future. At one of our funerals, we are, the other two at the funeral will be laughing at something.
00:54:02
Speaker
I just find it funny that you think Tony and I are going to be a cheerleader. What are you talking about? You're going to be number one suspect. There's no suspects about it. I'm the one throwing the Molotov cocktail from the back of the room. But tell me, that's my point. You know, you're in a serious situation. You're going to think something funny that we did and start giggling. Cash and Kevin, hold these real quick. I got to throw this at your dad's coffin.
00:54:31
Speaker
Oh, my beer, boys. This is going to be awesome. That's all right. Cash is going to help me carry in the stuff from me. Yeah. Kevin's going to like them all. It's all cocktail for me. I'm going to have Kevin start it up, Cash. Kevin's going to be like, I've waited for it. I've waited for as long as I can remember for this moment to set his ass on fire.
00:55:13
Speaker
I'll see you there soon, Jeff.
00:55:21
Speaker
I'm going to be dragging Tony, kicking his screaming. No, I don't belong here. Yes, you do. Like I said, we're going to be sitting there on the bench waiting on his ass when he tries to sneak in through the gates and be like, hey, Pete, he's with us. Look, we got video first. He's with us, Pete. Tony, he's going to be like, Pete, yeah, we're at this point, we're on a first name basis with him.
00:55:50
Speaker
come up and visit every once in a while. We're like the guys who came. We can't get inside the club. We're on the outside. We can't get inside the club but we catch people. We catch people like Tony who try to sneak in when they don't belong. You're with us. Bring it over. Come on. Bring it back. Hey pal. Hey buddy.
00:56:18
Speaker
We're technically not allowed down there either, so this is the job we were given. He's cool, he brings us cold beer. He brings us, he sneaks us out cold beer, because we can't get it down there, because it's too warm. It's boiling. Basically, we're the guys, we're Chris Catan and Will Ferrell, either the Roxbury or the Golden
00:56:40
Speaker
That's bullshit. What is love? Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. Hey, you. Over here with the hat. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Tony's trying to hide behind people. Don't you want to move, asshole? Tony, will you see? Is that Tony? Tony! Come here.
00:57:10
Speaker
Tony, we got cold beer, we got crop peach.
00:57:31
Speaker
He's like dead from scrubs. Oh
00:57:51
Speaker
Come on, Tony. Come on, Tony. Going to hell. Just going to hell. Look, Chris, you need to watch that video. Because at the end of it, the dude's just like, yep, I guess I'm going to hell. Tony, that video ain't funny, though, Tony. Come on, Tony. Come on, Tony. I'll let you be the champ. Come on, buddy. Meanwhile, I whispered, yeah, he's really not the champ.
00:58:23
Speaker
I don't know if you've seen that. Have you seen, then I said to you guys, the other one where the girl's like, she's obviously got a disability. But it's like, she sits. So I turned to the guy and I looked at him and I said, and then she was quite fired going. I was scrolling through.
00:58:45
Speaker
And I see the duet that this guy did. And it was just this girl on the beach. And all you could see was her legs from her knees down. And she was going, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. And the guy was watching it. And he was like,
00:59:21
Speaker
I've been watching this video trying to figure out what is going on and then you could just see it dawn on you
00:59:30
Speaker
because she was just sitting there like, she was just going, she was just having, like she was kind of making fun of herself, but she was lifting her nose up and going, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Like when people would walk by, would walk by in front of her on the beach or somebody was swimming in the ocean or whatever, she's like, pew, pew, and he was like, what in the hell is going on? Like, what is she doing? And then that sudden realization, and he was like,
01:00:05
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Unbelievable when I go to bring jackass
01:00:27
Speaker
Cause it's my show, and I do everything. Is that a delay? I think so. I got it myself. Oh. Shout out to Tim Cryer with the mental health album. Shout out to Vito over there. Yeah, shut up, Tim Cryer.
01:00:59
Speaker
supposed to be doing a show with them. It's been a month. Oh, I forgot. We're just getting tattoos. Oh, no. I scheduled my tattoos on non podcast days. I'm like some people. Little boy. You good? Very good. I'm actually here and available and on time. I am actually here and available and on time for the podcast. I'll just remove you.
01:01:29
Speaker
dick. I could actually do the podcast from my tattoo studio. It's not a fucking fiesta inside of it. Well, no, the only reason it was like that at that time was because that dude was getting that giant tattoo and he needed his music. Oh, what do I have tonight, music wise?
01:01:59
Speaker
Do, do, do, do. Oh, there we go. Blacktop music. All right, guys. We're going to take a real quick break. We got a little Blacktop music for you. Excuse me. Go ahead and check them out on all social media. I'm going to do this. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll show the show. I'll have to be able to show.
01:02:22
Speaker
I'll wait. I'm not. I'm just not trying to get away. Whatever you want. So I'm almost done. See, I'm done. I was going to break. I was like right in the middle of going to break. I'll let him start to show. I'm trying to go to break. Why am I starting to shut up? Lord have mercy. He does. Lord, give me the strength to deal with these two. He hasn't shut up.
01:02:50
Speaker
He has because I haven't killed myself or anybody else. We're going to take a little break, a little black top mojo for you. Like I said, check them out on all social media and everywhere you stream music. Go show the guys some love. Let them know we sent you. We'll be back here in, no, I don't know, about three minutes or so. I haven't played this song in a while.
01:03:48
Speaker
I've seen confusion in the eyes, the nature without hope I've seen rain, oh Oh, let out the lightning strike me, then please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky But it's been so dark here lately, you might as well just take me, nobody's gonna wonder
01:04:34
Speaker
I've seen the fire in the hills I've seen with fear and anger me Oh, let the rain come Oh, lay out the light, then strike me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky But it's been so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder
01:05:26
Speaker
Oh, let the lightning strike me Please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky Please stay out so cocky lady of mine Well, just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder why
01:06:42
Speaker
Welcome back to nonsense illness everybody. Hopefully you enjoyed that first hour train wreck dumpster fire Nonsense If you guys aren't already good check us out on all social media Facebook Instagram Twitter tick tock Don't forget you can join us live every Monday and Wednesday It's Saturday night on YouTube and twitch you coming out in the chatters box to shoot shit with this if you'd like
01:07:09
Speaker
And if you don't want to hang out with us live, we got your coverage.
Musical Interlude and Podcast Engagement
01:07:11
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01:07:35
Speaker
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01:08:07
Speaker
This is the part of the show where we sit here and those of you who watch it are live. You can see that I'm watching my two co-hosts play on their phones. No, I'm doing work. Listen to the replay. I will narrate what's going on. This is the part of the show where they stare at their phones and don't take part in the show. And I have to carry the show. And they say, I just put the whole hour carrying the show. It's your turn.
01:08:31
Speaker
Didn't you just storm this vlog because we were talking to you enough? Without washing your hands. You go ahead and wash my hands. You go to the bathroom with me and you know how long it takes me? I forgot you have as far to go as I do. No, I got pissed off and left because you weren't talking to me. Chris, I meant to send you something.
01:09:01
Speaker
Uh, no, you were, is that the same? Yeah, I think so. It's not the greatest picture, but I'm a substitute. Uh, I, I saw a whole bunch of them. I saw a whole bunch of them at the store the other day. I meant to send it to you and I completely forgot. No, I think, uh, I gotta, I gotta, you know,
01:09:29
Speaker
school supplies this weekend but uh we were we were what the hell were we at? I think it was last not not this past weekend but the weekend before when the kids were here. We uh we were at Walmart and Walmart are target one of the two but they had the monster trucks like Cash has but they have different ones. Oh yeah. They got like Megalodon or Megalish whatever the monster truck shark one is and they got a tiger one and Cash is like oh dad look you can get your monster truck and I was like oh I'm
01:09:59
Speaker
Cause you know, I got to get shirts and shit for her buggy cause she wears a uniform next year. And then all the school supplies and Austin needs cause she's going to a career center or the joint vocational school. So she's got to get her uniform. She has to have specific shoes, all that jazz. So it's like this stuff out of the way. Thank God I got a job where I actually have money these days. What's she taking that? Nursing.
01:10:29
Speaker
Oh, okay. Well, that's not as bad as, I know ours was crazy expensive because we had to buy tools. We still gotta buy scrubs and the lab coat and, uh, stethoscope and shoes. I have to have the special shoes and even though nurses wear whatever the hell I seen nurses wearing fucking Crocs. I have to, but, but, you know, they have to have all white, uh,
01:10:58
Speaker
leather shoes, and I'm like. So Nike Air Force ones. I was thinking old school Adidas. Even better. You know, with the rubber tip. You know, how about you got a little bit tops. Yeah, the shell tops. Yeah. Get her an all white pair of Adidas's. Yeah. They still sell them. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They still sell them. They're still pretty popular. Apparently, she said she was going to buy her own shoes because she gets a discount at work.
01:11:32
Speaker
Yeah. She got, she got in the car last week and was like, um, I need $50 for a band shirt and Reeds. And I was like, okay. And she's like, well, do I have $50? I was like, yeah. Cause I'll just pay for it. I was like, okay, I'll pay for it. But it was good.
01:11:48
Speaker
Yeah, you know, she wants to pay for it. I let her pay for it. But I told her, I was like, I'll pay for it if you want me to. I don't care. Yeah, I was. No, but that's school stuff where it still falls under the deck. Well, the band shirt, the band shirt is like one of those, their section shirt. So it's like the clarinets and then it's like, like,
01:12:09
Speaker
their, their gang, their gang. Cause it's like, I don't know. It says, it says something like clarinets, something. I don't know what the hell clarinets do. I don't
Personal Stories and Anecdotes
01:12:25
Speaker
know. There's some things that I try not to think about, like, like I'm not looking forward to the day when Austin utters the terms.
01:12:33
Speaker
This one time at band camp because she's at band camp this week. And I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, pump the brakes. I see that movie. No, we're not playing that game. No. It's like talking to Jeff. No, no. No.
01:12:48
Speaker
scored her in the face with a water bottle? No. No. It's like she's a fucking cat. No. No. You stop it. We're not having that discussion. Because didn't that chick play the clarinet, too? No, she played the flute. Oh, didn't she play the flute? Was it the flute? I thought it was the clarinet. But that. Because there was a chick that I dated at the career center that played the flute.
01:13:13
Speaker
And somebody said something to her about bandcamp and she got pissed. Yes, she did. But, yeah, she's having a ball of bandcamp this week. They had paint wars or color wars or whatever they call it. Then they had a Disney day where they all dressed up like a Disney character and she was explaining to me, I'm like, that's gonna be awfully fucking hot.
01:13:43
Speaker
dressing up like a dizzy guy in her. She's like, no, no, like I'm going to wear, like she's doing bells. So she's like, I'm going to wear a blue shirt with a, with a white tank top and a blue one over top of it. You know, like when she was going to the market and she's like, and one of my friends is going to braid my hair. I was like, Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I see what you're doing.
01:14:00
Speaker
I thought you were gonna have like people running around full-on. I'm sure some I'm sure there's some I'm sure there is some guy who's not only in band but is also in drama and choir that's gonna be like a full-on Prince charming outfit just Sweating his ass off prancing around But you're more of a princess calm down there sunshine
01:14:30
Speaker
And I grab a pillowcase like I'm fucking Tarzan bitch I'm beast you just have shorts. Yeah, I'm beast I
01:14:52
Speaker
I have a purple tank top and black shorts on and I have a beard on beast. Leave me alone. Roar! See? I'm beast. I'm assuming it's marching band.
01:15:15
Speaker
Yes. Well, yeah. Marching in and then they do like, well, but yeah, she's in band. It gets hot during those practices and shit. That's why I said I would just grab pillowcase. No, we did. We did football camp, like our football camp with like their last day or two, a band or whatever would cross with our football. And we did it at the same place.
01:15:42
Speaker
So it's stupid fucking hot there. Trust me. And it's not near a water source. Well, ours was. I will say that because ours was ours was, um, I think it was, uh, Mohican campground, which was right there just outside of Howard. And it was right on the Cocosian river. Uh, you know, we had the river right there and we spent
01:16:10
Speaker
A lot of time in that river. Okay, first of all, we're not from some polluted infested. Yeah, it's not like we're going out of trouble. We're in the middle of nowhere, Podunk ass, Ohio, where that water is probably cleaner than what comes out of your sink in New York. Go fuck was good. It's certainly cleaner than what comes out of Jeff's sink.
01:16:41
Speaker
What up golf? What are doing? This is only entertaining for people who are watching. For those of you who are looking on Spotify, you don't get to see, you don't get to see. I look like a disappointed dad right now.
01:17:06
Speaker
I didn't look at these two as clowns both staring at their cell phones. You're worse while I made me some soup. I had a long damn day. Get off work, pick them up, take them to martial arts, come home, jump on some color test. Yeah, I went to work. Oh, I went to work. And then I came home and I had to run to the store and I had to do a couple other things. I came home and I posted a new episode. I had to post Monday show. Yeah.
01:17:36
Speaker
I saw that a little bit, you know, you know, they're proud of you. Well, I wasn't seeking your, your approval or the fact I don't need you to be proud of me. I also, I don't need an ego boost clearly.
01:18:18
Speaker
I wouldn't know how to begin to start cooking. To be honest. Is that a match? No, no, I literally don't know how to cook. Yeah, I cook shrimp. No.
01:18:32
Speaker
I don't do, I'm not a big seafood guy in the first place. Well yeah, well, crawdads aren't seafood. Do you get them out of the crib? I know that, but they're still shellfish. Yeah, you can boil them. You can, I think you can boil them. You can steam them. You can grill them. All right, Colby. Barbecue crawdads. Barbecue crawdads.
01:19:02
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That's the whole theory of how Forrest got good at shrimping by himself comes down to that that's all Bubba talked about so and Forrest was the big talker so he just I wish I wish I had the patience I love that movie and I just wish I had the patience to sit down and watch all 27 hours of it Well I used to work at the airport and
01:19:29
Speaker
I worked at a kiosk. I ain't joking. Oh, baby boy. Oh, that's what's up. Yeah. Why didn't we show them bad boys golf? Hey, Jay. What's up, buddy? Hi, Jay. Why are you always so whiny? He's like his dad. Oh, really? Oh, really? I didn't finish junior. Okay.
01:19:52
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No, but I used to work at this kiosk in the airport and across the kiosk was a bubblegum restaurant. I actually really liked the restaurant. The restaurant was great, but they would play that fucking movie all day long. And at home at the end of the day, they'd be like, fucking, I'm a workforce girl. What'd you say, Boy Scout?
01:20:14
Speaker
What'd you say you're going to watch for? Oh, you said fucking I'm going to watch Porsco. Yeah, because you sit there and see it on the TVs at the Bubba Gump. Why do you want to burn me anyways? I really don't understand why Forrest was so in love with Jen Nye. I don't either. She wasn't all that. It wasn't a fact of her being all that or whatever, but you know, I think it's a fact that she tolerated me. He was like, you tolerate me. Got it.
01:20:42
Speaker
That still kills me when they go to the White House. And President Kennedy's like, hey, how you doing? Nice to meet you. It's an honor. You're a hero. I gotta pray. He's in the background all like this. I believe he said he has to go pray. I think you did an awesome job at Cloud Atlas, honestly.
01:21:03
Speaker
That movie is fucking weird. Tom Hanks killed it in Cloud Atlas. I haven't seen that movie twice and I still don't understand it. Whoa, there he is. What's going on with smoke? It takes place in like four different... Four different... What up, bro? There's different people all over the movie. No, but it also takes place in like four different times. Yes. But yet, somehow they're all in the future.
01:21:33
Speaker
Yeah, they all jump in time zones. I mean time, everything's jumping time. Oh, I've seen that movie. It's Tom Clark. Tom Clark was Jean-Claude Van Damme. It's great. Jesus. I did watch, speaking of time, I watched a hot tub time machine yesterday. I think it was starting to be funny. I watched about half of it. It was kind of creepy. That movie cracks me up. That's a problem-fucking movie.
01:21:58
Speaker
That movie. Greg Robertson, he literally turns the camera. Hot tub time machine. And then stares at the camera for a whole minute. I'm sorry, baby, if you're listening and you hear this, but hot tub time machine was about as fucking dumb as the Hangover movie. It was about as dumb as what? The Hangover. The Hangover movie. The Hangover was funny than Hot Tub Time Machine.
01:22:26
Speaker
I didn't I didn't I didn't get it like there's certain parts that are funny as hell don't get me wrong but the problem is the sequels ruined the first one because they just with the sequels they just made the first one again literally oh you kind of like the Fast and the Furious all 45 of them they've made the first movie over again I have no argument I have no argument Saul all 33 Saul movies are just basically the first one over again
01:22:58
Speaker
No, but I mean that's the purge Fuck you. The purge is awesome. Every movie after the first footage is the exact same Purge one awesome. Cool. I like it. And then they brought my hat. Well, the reason why they did this No The reason they did the sequels was because they tried to feed off of they tried getting milk from the same cow over and over again
01:23:27
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and you saw the first saw the first the first saw movie was awesome. I ain't mad at him. It worked. The first two were great. I'll give you the first two on Saul Tony D. I'll tell you the first three. I I'll say the first two saw movies were awesome. After that, boys, she's dried up. Stop milking them teats. Hey, you're just you're getting there again. Same same same. That's the fairness. I ain't mad at them. I ain't mad at them. They're pushing on multiple billions of dollars.
01:23:55
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You tell me you wouldn't pull on that tee if you had a chance. I would like to punch Ben Diesel on his tee. Oh, hey, I have no qualms with it. I have no problem with it. Go for it. My point is, if you had a chance. You ain't that big. Calm down.
01:24:14
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He's like five, three and a half, calm down. He's about five, three and a half and about 135 pounds. My point is, CGI's a bitch. If you had a chance to pull on those teams and make that money that they're making, you'd do it too. He's basically Rocky. Ben Diesel, Sylvester Stallone is a terrible actor. Ben Diesel is worse.
01:24:44
Speaker
No, you don't know the movie he was good in what the hell was that movie where where he was it was one of his first one of his first movies they were like gangster mafia guys Yeah, he was like the muscle Riddick wasn't bad. No, I won't I won't I'll give you credit
01:25:10
Speaker
Those are pretty cool movies. I did like that. He's got three franchises under his belt. Literally, franchise movies. Yeah. Well, there's talk of another one. The rest of Mars with Ice Cube was better than Riddick though. Hey, that was a good damn move. That was a good move. I like the movie better than Riddick.
01:25:27
Speaker
Super troopers was better than ready. Fuck you. Super troopers rock, dude. The first one. The other ones. No, I like super troopers. The first one was good. It was cool. But we also used to joke around at Orkin all the time about super troopers movies. We used to make memes and shit like that.
01:25:47
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We put the Orkin logo on the pictures from Supertrooper. On the characters, it'd be like a big Orkin diamond on the chair. Superpose our head on an Orkin. That was super cool movies. Yeah, the movies were awesome. You guys have pissed me off again. What do you mean? Oh, he's going to go right. Oh, my goodness. Did you get pissed as your weekend's blow?
01:26:19
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No, Tony, speaking of movies, have you seen the Super Troopers movies? I saw the first one a long time ago. A sequel is good, but it's not as good as the first one. And they have a show out, the same guys that were in Super Troopers, they have a show out called Tacoma. We're going to retire.
01:26:46
Speaker
We're going to retire a fried chicken and the new thing is clicks pissed off. Well, I'd rather be pissed off than pissed off. I don't even know why that joke still holds progress. Because A is Dave Chappelle, B is Mel Brooks.
01:27:12
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, just watch a lot of movies where people were way too close to a horse. That's what he says to the sheriff of Rottingham. And he says, if I was that close to a horse as we know, I'd be too worried about his home.
Comedy and Film Critiques
01:27:36
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Police Academy Super.
01:27:40
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I'm not seeing super troopers too, but I will say that I like super troopers better than any police academy after police academy one Jesus agreed 100% agree. And I wouldn't say that police academy one or super troopers. One is better than the other because I equally enjoy actually, you know what? I would probably still go with super troopers over police academy at the end of the day.
01:28:06
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There's more grown up adult humor. You know, granted, I like the, I didn't like the, you know, send it over to the, what was that? The blue oyster club. And she kills me every day.
01:28:39
Speaker
I mean, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to sit here and say that I didn't like the Police Academy movies because I did. I loved it when I was a kid. But the sequels do not hold up as well as the first one. The first one is timeless.
01:28:53
Speaker
Well, no, once you started losing original cast members and stuff like that, you know, it's just... Well, after Mahoney leaves, which he was in the second one, once he's out, I'm out. It was the third one too, wasn't he? No, I don't think so. I thought it was like the first three that... Yeah, the third one is with COP.
01:29:15
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Yeah, he was in he was in that one. He was in that one. Yeah, cuz cuz that's that's where they brought in gold. Uh what's that? What's that guy? Uh gold? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:29:32
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but in an old boy with the sound effects, I mean, that dude's still rocking that shit on stage. Yeah. No, there's a YouTube video that came out not too long ago where he did a Led Zeppelin song on one of the gold boy. Yeah. Brandon Rick Bobcats.
01:29:49
Speaker
No, that's for some chicken. I honestly thought that's how you talk all the time. It's like Winslow was his name, Michael Winslow. Yeah, Michael Winslow. There's a YouTube video where he did Led Zeppelin on some weird BBC talk show. And it was awesome. I'll see if I can download it. I'll try to download it. He does one where he does an impression of him starting his 454
01:30:17
Speaker
uh he's got a truck with a 454 in it and he gives an impression what it sounds like to start it in the morning and it's the funniest thing and it's it's it's very much like uh do you remember when you owned your bronco very similar sounding
01:30:32
Speaker
effect of what you started, cold started the morning. He does, he does an impression in, in the police scatty movies of Jimi Hendrix. And he's like, he's, he's, he's doing the, the, no, we really did. What's the fucking, I never was a kerosene fan.
01:31:03
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I, you know, kennison is one of those, uh, one of those guys just before our time, Chris, where I'm sure Tony's listed more kennison than we have. And now, yeah, probably, but I just, uh, no, no disrespect or anything like that. But like Leslie Jones, I don't like her because she's just loud and obnoxious. That's her step. Yeah. Like I don't, I don't turn off.
01:31:30
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I didn't like Kenison for that same reason. I didn't like, I don't like, oh God, I can't think of his name. Random Rick was good. Bobcat Goldwaite was his name. That dude, I literally thought that dude talked.
01:31:53
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And I saw him a couple of years ago, he was on CSI. You said it, I was thinking it, but you said it random, Rick. I was trying to be nice.
01:32:11
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I'm not held accountable for what happens in the chatters box. I didn't say it. Like I said, I think Sam Tennyson was just before our time where I said I think we would probably have more to say about Sam Tennyson than us. But we still have to say it.
01:32:35
Speaker
No, I honestly, I could not, I cannot quote anything from Sam Kennison, but I can almost quote all of George Carlin's shit. You know, I wasn't a big fan of Carlin either. You're crazy. You are crazy.
01:32:53
Speaker
I'm not even being funny. If you are ever bored, sit down and listen to every stand up he has ever done. I've listened to a lot of his things. Like I said, nothing against him and not saying he's not funny. But pay attention to how real it is. 20 years later, 30 years later. George Carlin spoke the truth. Yes. I would rather you not quote any Murphy. I won't because
01:33:22
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or, or, or Kevin Hart or any black comedian for that or Asian comedian or just any comedian that's not white. Don't you quote them. Okay. I got, I got a shirt on standby boy. Let me tell you that dude's story of the machine. I cannot wait till the movie comes out. I want to see it. Which one? It's delayed right now because of the Ukrainian war, but he's got another story that was on the
01:33:52
Speaker
Well, I think it was on the cabin that he told it about going into Starbucks or something and got recognized by the young. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. That story is so fucking funny. Random Ricky telling your age. Nobody remembers Sinbad. If you remember Sinbad, I almost kind of remember Sinbad. Sinbad was funny to stand up. It was good.
01:34:15
Speaker
He did one not too long ago too. I need to send that to you because it's Jeff. Jeff, I've known you for a long time. Let me just say nothing else until you send me my damn tanks for my beeps. You haven't sent me my tanks yet. Oh, he didn't say he didn't say he was. I said I was. What's that?
01:34:44
Speaker
You didn't send the tank for my vape yet. I haven't found it yet. Simbad was awesome on that television show hanging with Mr. Cooper. Simbad was awesome on his own TV show and they robbed him.
01:35:04
Speaker
No, he did have his own television show. What was his show? Sinbad. He was on Fox. You want to see a good Sinbad movie. Watch that movie. Uh it's called. Shazam. Phil Hartman. No, it's with Phil Hartman. It's called like the house cast or something. Hold on. Oh,
01:35:24
Speaker
Sinbad movie. It's called Housecast. It's Sinbad. It's basically Sinbad's character owes money to somebody and he's in hiding and he runs into Phil Hartman who mistakes him for a guy he grew up with.
01:35:50
Speaker
and they went to camp together. So Sinbad fakes it till he makes it while hiding at Phil Hartman's house.
01:35:56
Speaker
You really just read the synopsis of that movie. I promise you because that movie is so fucking funny because the whole time Sinbad, all he wants to do is eat some meat, but Phil Hartman's like, but I thought you're vegetarian. So he has to pretend to be vegetarian. It's fucking hilarious.
01:36:26
Speaker
But the guy that plays Phil Hartman. I have not pretended to be vegetarian. Is the dude from Breaking Bad that owns the chicken joint? I will not lie. I never seen the show. I do not know. I'm not going to lie. That was a great damn show. Yeah, like I said, I'm not going to say anything. I just honestly never seen the show. I've heard of it, but I've never seen it.
01:36:53
Speaker
Breaking Bad was excellent gentlemen, I'm serious. My wife watched all of them. After about the second season, it gets very repetitive. Let me go ahead and suggest that it's very binge-worthy. I've heard it is. I wouldn't call it that. That is a very binge-worthy show, seriously. Check it out. This is House Guest movie poster. Yes. OK, leave it there.
01:37:26
Speaker
That's the house guest. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that poster. He also did. I think it was a necessary roughness. Was he in that? Yeah, I think he was in that. I believe it. It was, yeah, necessary roughness. It wasn't replacements. No, the replacements was. Now, random. I'm not going like, you gotta watch all the dude. They did a damn good job with that show. They did.
01:37:51
Speaker
The White House movie you're talking about is called First Kid, by the way. Yeah, First Kid. That was the name of it. Oh, shit. I forgot he was in a different world. What, are you an idiot? I completely forgot about that show. Jesus Christ. Oh, shit. I don't know the good movie of his. He did The Cherokee Kid. I don't know if you saw that. No, I don't know. It's set in the old west.
01:38:19
Speaker
Sinbad? Yeah, there's a movie poster. Yeah, Sinbad. Oh, yeah, remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a funny movie. Shazam was a good movie. Oddly enough, it's not on his IMDb. Imagine that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because for that one, Jeff. Yeah, that was a classic. That might have been one of his better ones. Oh, shit. He was a meteor man? Chuck. A lot of people were a meteor man. A lot of people were. I love that film, a movie.
01:38:47
Speaker
He was a bad guy. Um yeah. Sinbad was like uh like like a dorky store clerk or something, wasn't he? I think so. He must have been cuz I don't. That was not a good movie. I can't lie. I love that movie. They cracked me up, man. Golden Lords. Maybe Lords. He's got between media and I'm Leonard
01:39:17
Speaker
Fucking Leonard part six. I love that movie. Jesus Christ. Oh, it's, it's, it's like the award for one of the worst movies ever off net. Yeah, it's bad. We still wonder what happened to the first five. They actually say, listen, smoke is probably the background lab in his ass, but even mentioned that movie. I promise. Leonard part six. They say in the movie that Leonard one through five was burnt up in a fire.
01:39:48
Speaker
That woman throwing hamburger on patty. No, that fool had armpit missiles. And that car being moved by the frogs? Man. Holy shit, man. See, friend of the way, you remember too much. I seen that movie like 60 times. I love that fucking movie. Jesus. I have not seen that movie in forever, man. I need to watch it. I watched it once and forgot about it.
01:40:26
Speaker
I don't want you to watch it because I don't want to hear your mouth. There is the poster. Yes. Yes. I can do it. I can do a movie that should never be made.
01:40:43
Speaker
Media man. Letter part six. Pluto Nash. Blank man. Pluto Nash was awesome. I love black man. Tony, you need to see Poopie Tang. I have not watched that movie yet. You, uh, you notice a theme with those movies? Watch yourself. That movie was funny as fuck.
01:41:14
Speaker
You know it was. But one time, I'll start crying. I do. I do. That was so fun. Is there any other day I can tell you to go sit on a bench and teach you how to swing? This part's stolen. Thank you. I can't watch some Bill Cosby movies, because you've got to go back to the days of Uptown Saturday night.
01:41:41
Speaker
He probably got new to me, okay. I was like, licensed in registrations, right? Write me out. Oh, oh my god, I was on the car going. What? Meow, sir. Meow, sir. The snowsberries. The snowsberries taste like snowsberries.
01:42:08
Speaker
literally man literally man oh my god take off i'm freaking out man you are freaking out you always like me
01:42:46
Speaker
No, did you see did you see beer fest? No. Yeah. Oh my god. It's for a cop. What?
01:43:02
Speaker
And he's like, whatever, and eats it anyways. A leader of coal, what? A leader of coal. No, the best, the best is that the, what is it, the other cops catch farmer and they throw fucking powdered sugar on him as he likes, as he loves him. It's powdered sugar.
01:43:29
Speaker
I swear to god, the next motherfucker that says shenanigans, I'll pistol whip him. What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening?
01:43:57
Speaker
It's very Super Troopers-esque. It's not as explicit, but it's still, it's got some good points. The end of that movie though, the end credits. You boys order a keg? Did you see Club Dread?
01:44:18
Speaker
Yes, I did not watch that yet. It was not as good. It was, it was, it's, it's, you know what, Club Dread is up there, like Willie's Wonderland. But I do have to say, fucking, what's his name playing the coconut pea? It is priceless. Yes. He says something, he's like, play Margaritaville! And he's like, fucking, fuck you, that's not my song.
01:44:49
Speaker
He's like a fucking Jimmy Buffett. His body's like son of a bitch. The Club Dread is not a good movie, but it's fun to watch. It's fun to watch. Like Maximal Pepperdrive. Yeah.
Fun with Pop Culture and Misunderstandings
01:45:05
Speaker
Yeah, so you just agreed with me. No, no, no, no. No, you just agreed with me. You bathed the rules. You bathed the fucker. You threw it in as I was speaking.
01:45:16
Speaker
I got you. I got you. I got you. I have audio and video proof. Just like I've got audio and video proof of Tony. I'm Tony going saying something about putting a dick in his mouth. Will Smith your ass. Jesus. What's the movie? Oh, he said, well, Smith, my ass. He's going to smack my ass.
01:45:46
Speaker
Oh, Danny. It says more about you than me. Just saying. It is what it is. It happens. What are you going to do? Can't always be the dominant one. Once again, that says more about you than it does me. Sometimes you just want to be dominated.
01:46:31
Speaker
I watch weird shit. I love the indie movies. It was actually a horror movie to be honest with you
01:46:40
Speaker
Speaking of horror slash indie movies, I have not seen the... What's it? The Dawn of the Dead? Not Dawn of the Dead. What's it called? The... Bruce Campbell. Evil Dead. Evil Dead. You've never seen the Evil Dead movie? I'm not seeing them yet. I need to get on it.
01:47:06
Speaker
I need to get on it. Okay, well first and foremost. However, however, I am Bruce Campbell. That movie is fucking hilarious. It's funny as hell. So here's a little helpful tip for advice. Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 are the same exact movie. Only in different time zones. No, it's like different multiverses.
01:47:33
Speaker
Okay. It's the same exact movie as, but they have, it was almost like they filmed Evil Dead twice and they made it with one set of characters and then they made another one with another set of characters. Bruce Campbell still in it. But Evil Dead Army of Darkness is the actual sequel to Evil Dead. Right.
01:47:55
Speaker
Awesome movies. I would recommend them. They're cheesy. They're corny. They're visuals. The effects are old school. Oh, no. I've seen clips. They're some serious, like, low-budget. It's an awesome movie. Watch the movies. There's an Evil Dead television show that was on FX, I think it was, or sci-fi or whatever. It's on Netflix. I think it's on Prime. I think it might be on Google. I think Arby and Marcus is on Netflix. The TV show was awesome.
01:48:25
Speaker
Like it was, it was, it was, it was set today. So it was 30 years later from the original movie. So, uh, and Bruce Campbell's in and he still plays Ash and there's a lot of nostalgia flow, throwback stuff to the movies. Um, I have not watched the remake of evil dead, but I heard it's pretty good. I've actually heard Bruce Campbell himself say that the remake that they did was really good, better than the original.
01:48:53
Speaker
Is what he said all I know is that movie I am Bruce Campbell that movie fucking cracks me up. I love the evil dead movies. I absolutely love those movies Kwan Zee the protector of Wow, was it rice pudding or some shit like that? Are you okay, Tony? It's been a while since I've had chicken noodle soup that I have thoroughly enjoyed that's how I'm an officer
01:49:29
Speaker
You know, I got to cook after the shows over tonight boys Steak and taters and corn on the cob Before the show, but I ran out of time because I
01:49:59
Speaker
I just mean there's a race for Jason while we were talking. Let me just pick up my desk and move into the kitchen. I mean, I have a massive set up. Well, I don't have a massive set up.
01:50:09
Speaker
I mean, you know, I don't have any, I don't have a life and I don't, I don't work or anything like that, but I ran out of time before the show.
01:50:33
Speaker
I will give that to you. That was nice. Well played, sir. Right into that fam. That was awesome. Both gets dropped.
01:51:19
Speaker
That was awesome. That was awesome. I gotta give you a shot. I can't. No. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't
01:51:31
Speaker
I don't believe you. What are you talking about? The people on TikTok. Hey baby, how are you? Oh, those are bot accounts, bro. I know they're bots. You want me to send you a message and go, hey baby, how you doing? Would that be better?
01:51:48
Speaker
Asexual chocolate. How you doing? Chocolate Thunder. If you haven't seen the movie, I highly recommend you put it on your list. The Wesley Snipes, they killed it. That was a hell of a movie. Undisputed. Oh, that's a badass movie. Actually, that is one of those low budget, straight to streaming, straight to DVD, undisputed, undisputed two, undisputed three. They're all pretty good.
01:52:17
Speaker
One was good, two was a beast. They're just fun made to DVD action movies. You're not expecting much. You're just looking for a kick-ass movie with dudes just being the hell out of each other. Speaking of a kick-ass movie, and speaking of Wesley Snipes, I have a question for both of you. This goes back to that mandala effect.
01:52:47
Speaker
In Demolition Man, what is the restaurant? It's Mandela, not Mandela. Whatever. What is the restaurant in Demolition Man? Taco Bell. Taco Bell. I know they talk about Taco Bell a lot, but I don't know what restaurant they're talking about. Well, it's Taco Bell. But did you know there's a version where it's pizza, huh? I didn't pay that much attention, though, honestly. There is two versions of that movie. And depending on where it was released,
01:53:16
Speaker
It's either Taco Bell or Pizza Hut. And it's kind of on what country or like what part of the- Yeah, and depending on what country. In Europe, it was Pizza Hut because they don't have as many Taco Bells. In the States and the rest, you know, our side of the planet, it was Taco Bell because there's more Taco Bells. I actually, somebody did a TikTok about it the other day and I was like, huh, that's interesting.
01:53:45
Speaker
But I love that movie. Demolition Man was a good movie. I saw it enough. Wesley Snipes was a monster in his character. He was a fucking badass in that fucking movie. It was... Sander Bullock, ladies and gentlemen. No, Dennis fucking Leary. Yes. Dennis Leary does not get enough props for his movies.
01:54:08
Speaker
Dennis Moon was called Sam. And she was acting chops. That movie's good. And what's Benjamin? He played Senator Bullock. Benjamin Button. He played, is it Pratt? Yeah. Actually, I know you're talking about her partner, but I really think it has been Benjamin Pratt. I was just being a jackass. I think it's Benjamin's partner.
01:54:38
Speaker
How long you been on top? One rule fiction. One rule fiction. It's kind of like prison rape at this point, Jeff. You just let it happen. He says he just let it happen.
01:55:06
Speaker
just relax and it'll be less painful. There's no relaxing. You gotta be kidding me. It is. It's Bridgeman Brat. B. Brat. Oh, okay. So, I was, oh, I'm sorry. I confused the B with the P. My bad. Never mind. I'm awful.
01:55:42
Speaker
did you know jack black was in demolition man if you gentlemen who are truck drivers are listening to the show honky horn one time for nonsensical give us a double that's what i want i'm trying i'm looking
01:56:01
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Ain't nothing better than hearing a road trip and something to listen to on the way up and down. Rob Snyder killed it in that movie. All you truckers out there, we want some suggestions and some ideas on what you would like to hear from us while you're riding up and down now. And if you happen to be in the NERC area, cruise down 21st Street, just off the 16th. Hit me with the NERC for hire. You'd be surprised. Yeah, you know what? It has its own little fan base. Yeah, man.
01:56:31
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It's got a Facebook page, bro. If you're in there, get off 16, take a ride on 21st Street, and give me a little help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help.
01:57:01
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Yep. We had, we had, we had, uh, we had, uh, we had one, we had one of them big home setups, like in that movie frequency, by the way, fantastic movie. Oh, I love that movie. And they did a TV series and I wish they would have done more than one season. Yeah. But we had one of those big setups like that in the house because Pops was a truck driver. Right. But, um, but, uh, I actually had a CB in my, in my car and in my truck for a long time. My CB handle.
01:57:29
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My CB handle was Taz. Like the Tasmanian devil. I've always liked Taz and that's what a lot of people called me growing up because of my personality and the way that they called me Taz. So here's my CB handle. I didn't pick it.
01:57:54
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My grandfather's company, we had CBs in the trucks. When I worked there, my truck number was 101. Yeah, we were actually in a CB club. And they're the ones who picked my CB handle. And it was something that people called me in general. Yeah, they gave you the name. That's different.
01:58:16
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around to all the blue collar. Oh shit. I got to send you guys this video because Tony, you would fall into, not so much you, Jeff, you shut up. Not anymore. Mr. Face paint sitting in his office bathroom. But there's a T-shirt. I don't know how it rolled into my algorithm, but there's a young lady who owns a T-shirt company on TikTok.
01:58:45
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And she does shirts for women and stuff like that, but she didn't put out one for the men, for the blue collar workers. She doesn't sponsor us. I'm going to send you guys to shirts, but I'm thinking about ordering myself one. It's a full shirt. Make your own jerseys. Have you seen those sites? Oh yeah. No, I've got, I've got it saved in my web browser. I actually already have a nonsensical nonsense.
01:59:15
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baseball jersey made. I'm just I just don't know if I want to pull the trigger because it's like 50 bucks. Yeah, you know, I have a couple. I did. I did. However, I'm Tony. I went to one of our favorite sites today. And I ordered a new phone case. And I think I could kill an entire village with said phone case. It is called the Iron Man phone case. It is metal.
01:59:45
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and you screw it together when you put your phone in. Oh, yeah. I've seen those. I was I was I was on Wish. Well, I was listening to Wish will get you. I don't care who you are. Wish will get you. I had to delete the app, dude, because I'll sit there for days going, I don't want that. Need that. Need that. Got it. I've got it up on the show.
02:00:08
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I had brought it up on the show. I'm the guy who spent 350 **** dollars accidentally on Wish. Accidentally. No, accidentally because I was deleting stuff out of my cart and you know how they have that like to buy, you swipe. Yes. And I accidentally swiped it. It was like, congratulations on your purchase. Everything will be shipped out as soon or when I'm like, I just want to go to Kristen Avenue. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I had money. Oh, okay. No, no,
02:00:39
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So I had money. Yeah, I wasn't mad because the money has been, I was mad because I just dropped $350 accidentally on Wish. I was like, but, but, but, but, no, no, not crap, not crap. I will say I got a lot of really cool stuff. I like my infinity gauntlet. I got that. I got, I got, man, I still got so much stuff that I got from there. I got my tinge unit off of Wish.
02:01:03
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
02:01:33
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Which one? You saw the two in the chat. Well, this one's done. I got to figure out how the camera works. That one's done. You've probably seen it on Instagram. This one just got started. So that's part one. That's part one of probably three. Cause there's another face that goes back here. Plus there's a part that goes up on my shoulder and then we're going to do a little bit down here as well.
02:02:01
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And then after we get done with part two of the one I just started yesterday, I will probably schedule part one of my forearm. It's one right after another man, but they're all original. Nobody else has these tattoos. That's a great thing. That's not supposed to be done. That's not supposed to be done. Ain't nobody to be you but you. But I do want to touch on that wish thing because I went on there today. But it is time for break.
02:02:30
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Yes, it is. Gentlemen. And I actually picked this song specifically because I started rewatching certain seasons of American Horror Story. Oh, Jesus Christ. Dude, don't Jesus Christ me if you haven't watched the show, Tony. It's an amazing show. It's an awesome show. I think you would probably get into it and like it. Because every season is different.
02:02:53
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FX is going real dark. Try not to go that dark on TV, but they go dark. Yeah, but American Horror Story is awesome, because like I said, every season is different. So you could literally scroll through and look at the seasons and be like, oh, Hotel catches my eye. Let me watch Hotel. You don't have to watch them in order. So like I just watched season eight or nine, which was American Horror Story 1984.
02:03:23
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Which was kind of a throwback to the old school slasher films, plus it was nostalgic from the 80s. Yes. And I just started watching season one tonight or today when I got back to the house. The story line is creative and they got a fan base. No, they're cool. Well, they just released a new, well, last year they started doing American horror stories. So season, so you get a whole bunch of episodes and every episode is a different story. Yeah. It's kind of like what they do with Black Mirror.
02:03:53
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Yeah, exactly. Season two just came out. Actually, the new episode might be on there. I'll probably watch it tonight when I sit down to eat after the show. But I was, as I said, I started watching and I just started watching. Actually, I was going to watch season one, which is Murder House, but I was like, no, I'm going to watch The Covenant because I ain't watched it a lot in a while, which is the one with the witches in New Orleans. And when I was... That was Coven, yeah. Yeah.
02:04:26
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Tats like a, bro, it really is a miniseries and they all flow together. It's all one theme. Welcome back Stevie, but it's all one theme. It's all Norse. So I can't wait to see what we do on my forearms because those are going to be, uh, I know what I kind of want, but those are going to be bad-ass. But because I, because I decided to start watching coven, then I thought of Stevie Nicks and I thought of Fleetwood Mac because Stevie Nicks is in coven.
02:04:53
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Tell me lies, tell me sweet little rules. So we're going to do this for our second hour break. Blacktop Mojo's cover of Dreams. And I think they did it better than Fleetwood Mac, in all honesty. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes. We got a little Blacktop Mojo with their cover of Fleetwood Mac's Dreams. Go show those guys some love wherever you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. We'll be back shortly. OK, OK, I got you.
02:05:25
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This is about to get interesting. Now here you go again You say you want your freedom
02:05:58
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And it's only right that you should play it the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound Dreams of loneliness are like a heartbeat drops you mad Oh stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost
02:06:29
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Yeah, what you had and what you lost Oh, that thunder only happens when it's raining And players, they only love you when they're playing And I said, hey, women
02:07:02
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When the rain washes you clean, you know You will know Now here I go again I see the crystal vision
02:07:38
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around your dreams but have you when it dreams you like to sell dreams of loneliness like a heartbeat drives you mad on the stillness of remembering what you had and what you lost
02:08:16
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When it's raining And players, they only love you when they're playing I say women, yet they will come and they will go When the rain was so too clean, you know
02:09:18
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And players, they only love you when they're playing Not to hate women, yet they will come and they will go Well, the rainwater says you'll clean your nose
02:10:25
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Oh, yeah. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody.
02:10:32
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Hopefully, you guys enjoy that song. I love that fucking song and thank god you guys can't see me during the break or and and or hear me during the break. Amen. Because I am rocking out. I'm singing out. I'm having a good time. I love this. Every time we play breakdown mode, I'm over here in my own little world just having a **** concert. Like, you know, I'm singing out. I have great songs. No, I'm singing along. I'm drumming along. Eric guitar. You know, I'm doing it all. I'm dancing and be bopping around.
02:11:02
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all that stupid bullshit. But hopefully you guys are enjoying the show. We do appreciate y'all listening. We appreciate y'all hanging out. As always, if you're not already going, check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and the old ticky tacky. Um, you can also join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night right here on YouTube and Twitch. You can hang out in the chatters box. You can shoot shit. You can say hello. You don't have to say anything. You just say, you can just hang out and watch us.
02:11:36
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Apparently, Tony D says, fucking everybody else. We're only here for the truckers. If you're not a trucker, keep scrolling. If you want to listen to a show more than a road trip, you cannot understand the joy of listening to motherfuckers instead of what's on the radio, because you're tired of hearing shit that's on the radio. All you damn truckers out there. He can do voice activation while you're listening to the damn show. You can't hear that. He said with the microphone over here, looking like you're a fighter pilot, when the next Star Wars movie. Y'all better talk to us, damn it. I said it was happy.
02:11:55
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but make sure you watch.
02:12:04
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Yeah, I'm gonna make a TikTok video. If you're not a trucker, if you're not on a road trip, keep fucking strolling. It's a TikTok commercial. Anyways, now that we got rid of the roof wrap, we do a podcast and I'm the host and we're only here for the truckers and people's on road trip. Fuck everybody else. The host. It's for Tony D's. But I'm the champ. I want y'all to remember that, okay? Always remember that. He may have made the show, but I'm the champ. It's like being a bunch of around a bunch of foreigners. The host. The host, the co-host and the champ. Always remember that, y'all.
02:12:35
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why do you why do you why do you why do you do this? Why do you do this? Why do you do this? Oh, hell yeah. It's time for the real champ to come into the room. Got this silly panty waist poser that wants to be me but you'll never be me because I'm the champ, baby. I'm the greatest champ of all time.
02:13:04
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I don't need any more than one show a week. That's what I'm saying. That's what I keep trying to tell you. You're trying to validate yourself. You're trying to prove yourself. I only need one show three times a week. I don't need it. I am podcasting. I am streaming. I am social fucking media. I let you live in my world, Tony D. You didn't give me permission for your world, but you have not been to my multiverse.
02:13:34
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Calm down, Doctor Strange. Doctor Strange in the multiverse over here. Don't you? Don't you go finger fucking octopus in the face. In the eye. Oh, you better. As I was saying before, I was so rudely interrupted by the wannabe champ, AKA the chump. You can listen to us on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcast that smoke.
02:14:03
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You can also email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail.com. And if you want to, if you want to, if you want to be like the champ and you want to have nonsensical nonsense gear, I'm going to make a champ shirt.
02:14:20
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Hey, how you doing? My name's Glick. Did you know I'm the champ? I'm going to make that shirt. If you want to be like the champ, you really want to do this? You can go to teespring.com slash nonsensical nonsense. I got more accolades than you got beard hairs. Do you really want to do this? What accolades do you have? D's nuts. What's the bus driver's name from the Simpsons? Bofa. Bofa D's nuts. Bofa D's nuts. Coachy killed me with that shit. I'm not going to lie. Coachy had me rolling with that shit last week.
02:14:48
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What's that? Auto. You're like the auto. You're like auto of social media. You're just driving a drama bus. I do more shit than drama. Meet me. Meet me. Here to pick up the drama. You're a goddamn teacher from the magic school bus. I don't need all those other platforms. I'm that big.
02:15:18
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Make an actual TikTok video and let me give you the click stroke and show you. Oh, I've done that already. I've done that already. You're late. Which actual TikTok video did you make? 11 minutes long. His live. His live. Nobody's watching 11 minutes of TikTok videos. The average attention span on TikTok is 30 seconds at the most. If that. If that. I know. I know. I just did it to do it.
02:15:54
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I know what I mean. There's all more proof that good carries the show because I walk away and they're talking about anything. Talk to yourself. That's the only reason you carry the show.
02:16:05
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Yeah, that's cuz you've never shut up And I'm still carrying the show even when I'm not on the goddamn show holding your own mister's nut count is carrying the show. What? Holding my nuts. Why would I be holding my nuts? Shit, you know, I'm gonna put my nuts in my in my pocket in my my little pocket purse piece
02:16:33
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AKA your fucking mouth. Keep it up. Stupid bullshit. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
02:17:02
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That's how much of a champ I am. I'm stealing your catchphrase, Tom Brady. Yeah, I'm still calling you out, Tom Brady. Where you at? Because you're scared. Because you're scared, Tom Brady. Yeah, we know you down in Tampa, going to your little private dinners, hanging out on the beach, hiding on boats, throwing the Super Bowl championship.
02:17:18
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trophy around, but you're scared to click. Cause I'm the champ. So if you don't pay for it, you can only go to four platforms on StreamYard. Okay. If you pay, wait, wait, if you wait, what? If you don't, if you, if you're not paying for it, you can only go to four platforms on StreamYard. You can only go to one platform on StreamYard if you're not paying for it. If you're paying for it, you can go up there. No, if I'm free, I can go to two. I've done that already.
02:17:49
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Jeff, do you have any upcoming projects? Or are you working on anything outside of this? Because this is the part of the show where we talk about you guys doing everything other than helping this podcast grow. This podcast is great. This podcast is great because I'm here. What is your question, Jeffrey? So if I'm trying to, let me think how to, hashtag and tag his ass.
02:18:19
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Dude, I'll fangirl the fuck out of Tom Brady, he even likes one of my videos. I'll be on this bitch wearing my Michigan Tom Brady jersey all day long. If we were going to a barbecue, what would you bring? Like a potluck.
02:18:48
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what would you okay well is this like okay so is this anything on the table or yeah yeah yeah i mean if you want to just bring beer you know obviously but you know i'm bringing beer but it's for me i'm not sharing my beer no it's a byo and b let's let's not get crazy my i'll be like the goddamn seagull so i'm finding ego my my my my
02:19:15
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If you're going to a barbecue and you had to bring food, what would you say? I think, well, you know what? Let's do this, since you're not going to narrow it down. We'll go entree. Yeah, I know. But let's do this, since you're not saying specifically. Let's do entree, side dish, dessert. OK.
02:19:43
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So I would probably bring ribs. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Entre. Entre. Aside, I would probably do an Amish potato salad and for dessert. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's an Amish potato salad? Yeah. He said Amish. He did say that. It's, it's the, the coleslaw and, and, and it's just, it's, it's basically the same thing, but everything's like not processed. It's all fresh.
02:20:13
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so you're yeah and so you know you everything your your all your ingredients are fresh it's not store-bought at the end of the day at the end of the day i mean that's all it is to be honest that i'd do a loaded baked potato potato salad either one i can make now see and then i mean dessert dessert i would probably bring yeah dessert i would probably bring a homemade cherry pie or or cherry cheesecake
02:20:44
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I could be okay with that. I agree with the potato salad. Tony's like, I got lucky with this picnic. I went to the store and bought pre-made chips. I was like, I got cookies. No, I would tell him- That's why Tony don't even get invited to black barbecues. Atch-a-stakes. Tony gets invited to white barbecues where everybody brings store money.
02:21:14
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Tony Tony just bring up some paper plate. Don't worry about it. Yeah. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
02:21:32
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for dessert I gotta figure out what it's called but it's it's basically it's apples walnuts and it's like apples walnuts cherries whipped cream and stuff like that yeah yeah I know it's so good here they make it for Christmas so it's like yeah yeah well I think it's the same thing up here it's like
02:21:55
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You see it a lot of times at Christmas dinners. God, I can't think of what it is, but that is really good. I was thinking barbecue, summertime, cherry pie or cherry cheesecake is, but I was also thinking of things that I could make. I mean, I could- Well, no, that Apple thing, whatever it's called, every chance I get when my wife and I go to the store, I'm like, you know, we can make this stuff again. Tony, what would you take to a barbecue?
02:22:22
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It felt like a great something myself. Entre side and dessert. Yeah, so you gotta, you gotta, you can't, you can't do store. On top of that, I would do beef ribs, I would do potato salad. I think potato salad is kind of a standard for a barbecue. Across the board, am I right? I would do desserts, I wouldn't even bring a dessert, I don't do desserts. A brosious salad, is that what that is? Yeah, I think it's what it's called, an a-brosious house. Yeah, it's really good.
02:22:51
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Um, but I would have to like, I just saw, um, there's a new show cake or something like that, or brownies or something, Tony. You don't have to make it. I would, I was just thinking like, because I met like, anytime I've gone to a barbecue or like, you know, no matter whose it's been or whatever, I've always, whether I've made it or, you know, my ex-wife or we've made it or whatever, we've always made something instead of going store bought.
02:23:17
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Yeah, it depends on how long I have to plan. Yeah, exactly. I mean, if you call me today, I'm like, Hey, we're doing barbecue tonight. I'm going to the store. But if I got, I'm not going to have time to make you call me on Monday and say, Hey, this Saturday we're doing a barbecue. Okay. Well, we're going to play some games. Did Tony just take himself out? I think he did because he didn't, he didn't like that we were making fun of his store bought shit.
02:23:46
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I don't think we're making fun of it. I think we were agreeing with him but I was just thinking the long lines of store bought that was me in general but or not store bought but but making because I like to cook and woman if you're listening to me, you are gonna let me cook for you one of these damn times and stop playing your games. She won't let you cook for her? No, every time I'm gonna go to the store and get stuff to cook dinner and and all that. Oh, no, you're giving. I thought you were pulling the money on us. No, I'm trying to
02:24:14
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my TikTok to restream the stream, but it wouldn't do it. Yeah, you gotta have, you didn't know. You gotta be way smarter than the three of us combined. No, it's not even that, you gotta have so many followers, your account has to be set up. If I didn't have a ban on my account, if I didn't have a permanent ban on mine, you don't have to be verified. I could go live from my main account if it wasn't for the fact that I had a permanent ban on it.
02:24:40
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Okay. Second, but no, she won't let me. Yeah. She won't let me cook for her. I've tried. And I like, I offered, I was like, Hey, like the last time I went down there, I said, Hey, uh, you know, when you're going to be hungry, when you got off work, I'm going to stop the Kroger's. I'm going to get some stuff and I'll cook dinner. She's like, we can just get a pizza. And I'm like, I can cook for us. And she's like, we'll just get a piece. I'm like, every time I try to cook, she shoots me down. I didn't get to cook fajitas for her for one night.
02:25:08
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But I have another question and this is the opposite subject when we live together single having a choice. I'm just gonna do It sounds like she's away a lot while you're at her house, why don't you just fucking do it? Because he gets in trouble every time he does have Tony I have to say something I say to my better to beg for forgiveness than ask permission
02:25:35
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She's kind of like the last time I was down there and she was like, you know, I was there Sunday. We went out where, you know, the grass doesn't need cut. Yeah. Like, you know, like, yeah, like, well, we went shopping and did some stuff and then she was like, I'm going to do your work. And it was, I mean, I was in no big hurry to leave because she didn't have to work. I didn't have to, I didn't have anything to do the, you know, so I just, you know, so I was like, all right, well, she was mulching the beds. I'm sorry. I'm going to help you. No, you're not.
02:26:02
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So all the mulch was in the back of her car. What did I do? I got it all out and I set it out for her. So it'd be easier. I was like, well, let me help. No, I got it. I was like, let me help. Nope. I got it. All right. I'm going to go get the crash. No, you're not. Deuces. I can't hear you. My earbuds are in. What did you say? And just cut the grip. Cut the grip. But I told her because I figured out that she's got that Ryobi. I love that more too. It's so cool. That is so cool. I'm not going to lie.
02:26:32
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I get why it's cool, but the fact that it's battery powered pisses me off. But typically, like she said, you know, you can only get the backyard or the front yard done with one battery before you have to charge a battery. Well, I can do both front and backyard and the batteries still be half charged. I don't use the self-propelled and
02:26:56
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I'm also twice her size. I was going to say, it's like, I'm faster. Yeah, well, it also comes down to she's using the self-propelled, so it's going to use a lot of effect. Because that's what I did the first time I got the grass on there. I was like, god damn, this fucking sucks. The battery dies fast as hell. And then I was like, the second time I got the grass, I was like,
02:27:20
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I got all the yard front and back, except for a little spot. And I was like, son of a bitch. But then this last time, I got front and backyard knocked out. I was like, all right, I'm going to do this. And then I pulled the battery in, and it was still half full. I was like, baby, she's like, what? I said, the battery's still half charged. No, it's not.
02:27:41
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yeah let your boy cut the grass so let's do something found something on facebook what's your other question and my other question is what out of these was a six movie
02:28:00
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We're not gonna just pretend like none of us heard that fucking noise in the background and I'm assuming it's coming from your house If that came from my house the next boys you're gonna hear from my house
02:28:29
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I literally make so much noise all day long like
02:28:40
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Somebody broke in my house and started going through my pots and pans. What the hell are you doing, bro? I got 75 inch TV in the living room and an Xbox. You're trying to steal my pots and pans? So here's the question. Out of these movies that came out in 1987, you have to get rid of two
02:29:01
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Maximum River Drive. Without saying it, Tony's like, I've had about enough of your shit clicked. The movies are Lethal Weapon, Harry and the Hendersons. Bye, Harry.
02:29:22
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The Lost Boys, LaBamba, Overboard, Over the Top, Robocop, and some kind of wonderful. Overboard, and Harry and the Hines. Overboard. Actually, some kind of wonderful, and Overboard. Five. I thought you were the Harry and the Hines. Some kind of wonderful, and LaBamba. LaBamba was a tribute. We can't get rid of that. You can't get rid of LaBamba, really? Like, the greatest, the greatest
02:29:50
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movie scene ever was his brother going, Richard. I will give you that one. So I will change it to some kind of wonderful and Robocop because I, the Robocop series, I just, I could care. Now I love me over the top. I love that. The guy who played Rick Flagg was in the, uh, the remake of Robocop from, from, uh, from, uh, Suicide Squad. And it was actually pretty good. Now, yeah, no, definitely overboard. And, um,
02:30:20
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And, uh, some kind of wonderful. Yeah. Some kind of wonderful. The other one is if you had to pick a favorite out of those, once again, it's legal weapon, Harry, the Henderson's dirty dancing, the lost boys, the Obama overboard over, over the top, Robocop and some kind of wonderful. So let's get some kind of wonderful legal weapon. I love dirty dancing. I love dirty dancing. Don't get me wrong. I love the movie. Uh, and I, and I, and I liked.
02:30:49
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Robocop, but yeah, lethal weapon all day. That was actually kind of easy. I love overboard, too. I honestly can't remember. Overboards were gold, where? Was that Kurt Russell and Goldie? Kurt Russell going on. Wasn't he married? Yeah, in real life, yeah. They're still married. They met on Kate Hudson's, their daughter. Yeah. They met on the set of overboard.
02:31:20
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Yeah, no idea. Out of those movies, I definitely get rid of some kind of wonderful and overboard and my favorite movie. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen it. I don't know what that is. But it was supposed to be in Back to Future. I would take Lead the Weapon as my favorite. Tony Deak.
02:31:41
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I will say overboard. We have to go and then, um, Harry will put down, but I had a girlfriend at the time and she loved that movie. So that movie has a sentiment of value to me. Um, there was also, um, all the other movies, all the other, some kind of wonderful. I never watched it. So I don't care about it.
02:31:58
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It's got the guy that was supposed to be, it looks like me, Leah Thompson, uh, the guy that was supposed to be in Back to the Future. And the other chick, I don't know. We don't even know his name. It's just the guy that was supposed to be in Back to the Future. I can't remember his name. Oh, he got that out. You don't want to get rid of Harry and the Hendersons because, because I'm basically a Sasquatch. Oh, Harry and the Hendersons is a, is a good movie. It's a good movie. What would be your favorite out of those movies that you would keep though?
02:32:27
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with the weapon and dirty dancing. How dare you, sir? Well, we got when he already got rid of his movies, I was asking for the second part of that question. What was your favorite? So I was asking him out of those, the four that he kept out of the four that he kept dirty dancing, lethal weapon, robocop and and carrying the Hendersons. Oh, yeah. Obama was in there, too.
02:32:56
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Well, yeah, Lebama's not a favorite, but... Lebama has a meaning. You can't get rid of that movie. No, you're not getting rid of it. We already got rid of the two movies. I just said favorite out of the movies. The Lost Boys is a movie that you can just occasionally watch. I love the Lost Boys movies, but I would say the ones that you kept, my favorite out of all them, would be Lethal Weapon.
02:33:19
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I mean, with the two that I took out, some kind of wonderful Robocop, I've seen the other one so many times, I can quote all of them. Robocop was kind of, eh, I liked it, but eh. Eh, it's kind of goofy. Eh, it's a lethal weapon, and I'm taking lethal weapons. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I'm going with it. But I love these, I mean, when it comes to a romance movie, Dirty Dancing is my goal. Oh, I love Dirty Dancing, I'm doing it.
02:33:43
Speaker
Jennifer Gray is one of the sexiest chicks on the planet in 1987. I don't know about all that, but her, her, her, she said, she said, I carried the watermelon. I love how she, she says back to herself, I carried the watermelon. Tell me, have you seen Dirty Dancing? Once, Chris technician, what's good? What's going on, Chris? What's up buddy?
02:34:17
Speaker
Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, look up, uh, Brandon Frazier in the new movie, the whale. Yeah. He's about 300 pounds. Holy. Look up, look up, look up doom patrol. If you're not watching doom control.
02:34:38
Speaker
on HBO Max. That's actually a really good DC show. But Brandon Frazier is a big boy now. He'd be a boy. He'd be a boy. I don't know what happened to him. Yeah, I want to go ahead and call out Chris the technician. I posted, I made a TikTok video and I put it on our Instagram page. And he said, you guys kind of look alike. And I said, what? All bearded white guys look the same now?
02:35:05
Speaker
He was like, no, I'm just saying. And I was like, yeah, you got busted, bro. That's my man. That's my man. No, that's my guy. Like I said last week, Chris and I go way back. Some of you guys may not know. It's him, James, and Lady Cat. It's like a Twitch crew. They got me straight with Twitch. So if I got Twitch issue, that's my crew right there. Chris and I go way back. Chris was back with the original Periscope crew.
02:35:35
Speaker
He went through my first, when I first started on Periscope, through Vape and Chill, to the Glick Show, all the way until I left Periscope. He was from the beginning to the end, so. Yeah, Chris' piece, Chris' piece. I just saw a meme from the movie Airplane. Excuse me, sir, this nice big jive. It cracks me up every time I see that movie Airplane. Airplane is coming, Airplane is coming.
02:36:06
Speaker
What's your name? That was right there. She had talked to the basketball player. That shit was. I'm still drinking this not beer, by the way. It's good, man. We'll take your word for it. Try it. What are you doing? What is your guys' thoughts on the on the movie? A League of their own. Hey, I did it. I loved it. I hated it.
02:36:35
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Gina Davis actually. The reason why I ask is apparently they're making a series. No, I did not hate that movie. I really liked that movie. I liked the, I liked the, the, the history. You know, I liked that, that it was a true story. I liked the history behind it. I think, I think it's awesome. Madonna was awesome in there. Amazing. And that fucking song that she wrote and sang for that movie. Oh my God.
02:37:03
Speaker
I don't break tears you guys. The chicken plays Gina Davis' sister. I've had a crush on since forever. Yeah. Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball.
02:37:30
Speaker
Tom Hanks again tonight. Tom Hanks. I love that movie. I absolutely love that movie. It's the same thing. It's the same thing with. Huh? It's the same thing with the Jackie Robinson movie. Was that 44? 42? Yeah, 42. And it had Chris Black in it.
02:37:52
Speaker
The kid from, uh, Sling Blade. I'm talking about the kid from Sling Blade and ACIS New Orleans, Chris Black. And the guy really has the same accent in every movie? Well, no, no, no, no, because he's, he's born and bred in Alabama. That's his, that's his fucking Billy Bob Thornton. I like the way you talk.
02:38:19
Speaker
I like the way you talk too. But no, I like that scene in the Jackie Robinson movie, that 42 where Chris Black comes up to him and he said, how about tomorrow? You say we all wear 42. That way they won't know who's who. That was a good movie. But look at their own I did like because I love those historical movies.
02:38:44
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like that at our basement. I also love sports movies, but I mean, that movie is... Fucking Tom Hanks killed me. Oh, look at that. I'm sorry, but he killed me. He cracks me up. But yeah, Prime is making a series by the same name. There's a small trailer out where it shows the girls... Well, it's obviously not Cheetah Davis, but it's the girls running for the train scene that they show on the trailer.
02:39:15
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So that movie should have gave a lot of respect to Madonna as an actress. You know Madonna as an actress is she's actually really good. I don't know if you've seen that movie. Who's that girl? No, it's a long time ago. I saw that movie. Yes, she was good. Madonna is so multi-talented and I put Lady Gaga in the same category as her on purpose because of how multi-talented Lady Gaga is. She's going right along the same path as Madonna.
02:39:40
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I could see where you're going with that. I agree. I have not seen Lady Gaga act. I have not seen that movie that she did with the dude. I saw her when she sings National Anthem. To me, she has one of the top five best national anthem singers. Oh, now that woman can sing. She sang. I did not give her enough credit in life. I actually have to tell her I love her.
02:40:06
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She has love for me now because she is before she is a singer. She sings better than I thought she did live She's not just a character. She is very real. She's staying in everything that she does not get Lady lady lady guy. I didn't really jody called me. She forgot we were still alive
02:40:24
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But Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga, I think she's beautiful. I think she's a very pretty woman. She has a pretty good appearance to me. No, she has. She has. She was ugly, but she has been looking better and better with the more she is. As she ages, she gets better and better looking. But even all that, don't even think about any of that girl.
02:40:51
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That woman can sing. She's a money worthy performer. I got to give her a lot of credit in A Star is Born. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it. I just the music from it because I've seen the original and I've seen the Bette Midler version and you know, it's the same movie.
02:41:15
Speaker
Um, I could probably watch it now, you know, but you know how it ends. It's a sad movie. It's a very sad movie and it's an emotional roller coaster. Uh, but I've heard the music and uh, oh boy, that was in that movie. Shout out to him. I can't think of his name when lady Gaga 18. Yeah. Jeff, you're right. You're already on your fucking computer. Just look it up.
02:41:42
Speaker
But he learned, he learned to play guitar and he was actually singing in that movie too. Yeah. Josh McDermott wasn't, no, it wasn't Josh McDermott. No, not Josh McDermott. No, it's not Joe Small. It's the guy from The Hangover. Brad Cooper. Actually, Bradley Cooper. So that's actually him singing in that movie. Yeah. And the soundtrack to that movie is amazing. They both sound phenomenal. And I say that about like Miley Cyrus.
02:42:12
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Miley Cyrus has an absolutely beautiful voice. That woman can sing. She can sing her ass off. But she does all that dumb part. I'm terrified to be in the same room with her because she's so crazy, but she can sing. Yeah. I mean,
02:42:37
Speaker
That's the third piss on a damn show. Did you take so goddamn serious? I haven't been to the bathroom since just on time No, but like
02:42:58
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Miley Cyrus, she's, I think she's cute. I would totally date the chick, but I would date not Miley Cyrus. Like, you know, the Kiss Mary Kill theory. She would be a, yeah, sorry. I was trying to keep it PG, I don't know why. But she would be a quick fuck. She would not be a date. She would not be a Mary, Miley Cyrus.
02:43:29
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because I'm pretty sure that she's crazy. Isn't she still with Thor's brother? She's still with Thor. I'm trying to get past her Disney image. Yeah, no, no, no, no, exactly. I thought she was being so sick. Oh, well, no. I think she's a damn sexual or something like that. You get a lot of, you get a lot of, um. According to the Sun.
02:43:56
Speaker
Singers or musicians and stuff that when they first come onto the scene like Lady Gaga. It was all about the shock value and Trying to to get attention Or you get a lot of these Disney stars. They try to shake that Disney image so they get a little crazy but I'll tell you what I'm not the biggest Metallica fan, but I
02:44:17
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Miley did a, I think she did an album of Metallica covers, where she was taking Metallica. She got a whole album out of covers. I think she did all Metallica though. I think she did a Metallica cover- No, no, no. She did a cover of- Her and her sister. Her and her sister killed the Dolly Parton and Jolene song.
02:44:42
Speaker
Oh, yeah, but I stumbled across this Miley Cyrus cover and I got to bring up my spot. She does a lot of covers in general. She does a lot of covers in general. 100% agree. But she did a cover of one of Madonna songs. And I want to say it's like a virgin, but I don't think it is. But she fucking knocked it up damn much like Madonna. There ain't nothing like a virgin about that package.
02:45:14
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I don't remember the last time you...
02:45:28
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Quentin Tarantino gives a speech in Reservoir Dogs about the song like it hurts and how the girl singing the song has finally fucked a John Holmes motherfucker. How about you stop playing on your fucking computer because you're glitching out like a dumb shit. So gentlemen, can I ask you guys, speaking of Madonna, what's your favorite Madonna song?
02:45:58
Speaker
Material girl was the first one that really had me. I thought she did real good with that song Used to be my playground and then it's take about babyface. Take about Yeah, I asked for a That's what I was gonna say Like a prayer is my favorite song Miley Cyrus did it cover of like a prayer and it's fucking amazing
02:46:27
Speaker
However, I will say when it comes to having menstrual cramps right now. Oh, my back hurts. You can transition, but don't get rid of everything. Genetically and biologically, you're still a lady. I'll transition as shit. You know what you're going to want to tell us that your penis was 35 years old. And we all know you're like 85. Oh, no, trust me. It's on the interwebs. It's out there for everybody to hear.
02:46:59
Speaker
I'm just like, I don't know if you know this, but we put our show on live on the internet and then we post it on a replay where anybody can listen to any time. Tony's transitioned and he's into Machu cheese. No, I'm not. Don't be fooled. And Jeff's wife moved to Europe and I used to fucking. What did you say Tony? Heterosexual on the board. Remember that.
02:47:30
Speaker
It gets no clearer than it. Omnivore, you basically just said you're bisexual. No, the fuck I didn't, you idiot. Yes, the fuck you did, you idiot. I'm a goddamn carnivore. I'm an alpha. I'm the alpha. He is a byproduct of not paying attention in public schools. I know what an omnivore is. They swing both ways. They eat, they eat, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,
02:47:58
Speaker
I'm the worst. I'm the worst. Michael Jordan. I'm the worst swing both ways. They they eat meat and they and they eat you know, yeah. Well, you know what you call a lesbian dinosaur, right?
02:48:29
Speaker
That is on me. You're right, Tony. That's twice tonight that you've gotten kudos for me, just so you know. Some of you folks have been on Facebook, and I have a question about it. Oh, Jesus Christ. After the dinosaur joke. No, this is super clean. Um, it says that you knew it was paying enough to go to a high school reunion. Hey, what? Did you go to your high school reunion? I don't get invited. I don't get invited to my high school reunions. I wouldn't go. I don't get invited. I'm going to a school reunion.
02:48:38
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like a lot of plus that's what you get
02:49:00
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I would love to go, but I don't get invited. The only person I talk to from high school is Chris. I would love to go. I would honestly, I would love to go to a high school reunion, but I don't get invited. Well, it also didn't help matters. It also, well, it also don't help matters. Like the first 10 years we were out of high school, everybody thought I was dead. So there's that, but no, I don't get invited. Well, I don't get invited. Well, you know, when you,
02:49:29
Speaker
When you, at all. Graduation was an interesting day. I waited four years to do something. And I took a full bandage of it on graduation day. The son of a bitch had it coming. But what coach said, don't touch your quarterback until you graduate. And then we're outside your graduation. I look at the coach and the coach goes.
02:50:03
Speaker
And as we're the parking lot coaches, just so you know, I had nothing to do with that. No, I don't get it. I don't, I don't get invited to a high school. I would love to do a high school reunion. Actually, Andy and I talked about doing a, uh, person or high school reunion and putting it on, but after our, after, after our night out, I don't think Andy still has to talk to me anymore.
02:50:29
Speaker
Well, I was his golden ticket and he got in trouble that night. So I didn't even do anything. Damn it. I don't believe it. We just got I didn't I didn't do anything. We just got drunk as ****. He was there. I was there. Oh, his his wife was not happy with how late he came home and how drunk he came home. Now, mind you, how late he came home and how
02:50:59
Speaker
how late he came home. Yeah, I know. A little caveat, if you will. How late he went home and how drunk he was actually had nothing to do with me. I was, I was, I was the Gemini Cricket. And I said, Hey man, you should probably get home. Your wife's going to be mad. And he said, no.
02:51:25
Speaker
another round for me and my eight friends. I'm like, uh, there's two of us. He was like, well, he was, he was a man on a mission that night. So that was, that was the first time he'd been out. Like, like we went out that night in a long time. So I, and I, and I, and I, as a, as a true friend that I am, I tell them, you brought him home safe.
02:51:48
Speaker
I, well, he brought me home save. I don't know if he got home safe. He was driving, but, but the day after the day after I took all the blame. I took all the heat. That's what you're supposed to do. Well, if you would have seen the text message, I took it. I was that guy who jumped on the grenade to save the platoon. Yeah. And I did it happily.
02:52:16
Speaker
So like I said, I don't know if Andy's allowed to hang out with me anymore. Okay. Final question of the night. And this is because all three of us are old enough that we did not grow up with cell phones. So here's the question. Do you remember your home phone number? Yes.
02:52:46
Speaker
I remember my I remember my first three digits. I remember all of it. I remember having to memorize it in like first grade. Yeah.
02:53:06
Speaker
Here's the kicker I can't remember the password I created on my Netflix yesterday, but I remember my phone number from back in the day. I used to remember my phone number, but I don't think I can. My phone that I have sitting in front of me.
02:53:25
Speaker
I have it written down on a piece of paper that I keep in my room. I know, I will. For this new episode, for being here with us, because these two jokers are something to help us. Join us Saturday for a brand new episode of the Nonsense of the Nonsense podcast. I'll turn his mic off. This is my show, and I do.
02:53:59
Speaker
Hey, you know what I just I just let you guys do your thing tonight. I just Keep telling yourself that subway series men's versus Yankees I Can talk shit versus dog shit
02:54:25
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I don't know what y'all's record this season. Tony, you probably don't know what this is. As a fellow hillbilly, do you play cornhole? I don't think that's a hillbilly thing. One more and that's it for tonight.
02:54:51
Speaker
Oh, shoot. I just saw something funny out in the security room. Do you remember? We're all former smokers. Do you guys remember the Lucky Cigarette? Yes. Yeah, the candy. No, no, no. The Lucky Cigarette. That's where you take it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Upside down. Upside down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually still did that until I went smoking. I did too. And that's the last one you smoked, that fact, too. Yeah.
02:55:29
Speaker
You know you're a bitch dad, I don't know if he knows but we all know
02:55:37
Speaker
Was that Kevin or Michelle? That was Michelle. She's one of them off the floor. Apparently, she made a mess. You know, all these people getting famous on TikTok for lip syncing, yet Millie and Billie, they're forever. I saw that meme. I saw that meme. Millie and Billie staring at everybody, looking at everybody, getting famous for lip syncing. Calm down, Kevin, Ollie. I don't know.
02:56:08
Speaker
Speaking of speaking of Kevin Hawley. Yeah. Watch your **** mouth. I say with that being said, let's check in on Kevin Hawley and see what he's doing right now. Ten to one, it's going to be COVID Harambe or something. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Before you go, I'm going to call it. He's talking about 100 bucks. Ouch.
02:56:38
Speaker
All right, listen, I encourage you to look at all sides because the peace is found in the end again every time you say that we gotta meet in the middle we're gonna have a conversation that's all I'm trying to say the whole time and you're not willing to accept the fact that we're talking about the numbers. Like I said, I don't have the numbers. I'm gonna go ahead and say sure. They're talking about COVID. I don't have the number. Can you agree it's more than one? They're talking about COVID. I call it 100%.
02:57:06
Speaker
Well, you know, he doesn't talk about anything relevant. Everything he talks about is from three years ago. The guy still talks about Harambe, the pedophile gorilla who was put down. When was he a pedophile? He was trying to have sex with that little boy who fell into his teeth.
02:57:24
Speaker
No, he was. Yeah, he was. Speaking of fucked up shit like that, could you guys see the TikTok? It shows a picture of the guy that got in trouble, got arrested for having sex with a horse, and then the guy does the horse thing.
02:57:43
Speaker
The horse filter. Oh my God. It's like a man arrested for having sex with a horse. And the horse was working him. Unbelievable. No, the horse filter. The guy, somebody stitched it and did a, the horse filter and the horses. As the horse, he's like, I just want to thank everybody, you know, for supporting me. I'm trying to end the show. This is what you're initially going with, Nick. I just want you to know that, okay?
02:58:10
Speaker
No one you're trying in the show knows the show in the show when it's over Turn into Jeff over there. What is your wife telling you that you have to get off the park? Yeah, sir Tony got a lower
02:58:32
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is your is your air time people your your your your boss is telling you the podcast server no i'm fine i'll be here no problem yeah what's going on like i'm trying to keep your calendar and your clock i'm i'm watching i see the clock okay i know what's going on you've seen enough of your tattoos i'm not it's not like i was in here the whole show
02:59:12
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I don't know but you guys can go back and look at the last several lives and I've been wearing a lot of sleeveless shirts because It's summertime I was wearing them before I got tattoos
02:59:24
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This motherfucker feels like a goddamn sunburn and the last thing I want after being at work all day is a sleeve on it because as I was telling Jeff before the show started This one actually had a lot of spots that hurt Opposed to this one, even though even though they're like in the same spot But hey this right back here when he got back on my shoulder. Yeah
02:59:46
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that the
03:00:04
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doing that where he was like shading stuff in and coloring and he would be in a rhythm and then he'd stop and start again. I was like, god damn it. Every time I get used to it, you fucking jab me again and start all over. He's like, my bad, man. So it's a pull spot. Well, you know, he would move on from one spot to another. And like I said, I wasn't, you know, it wasn't like I was acting like Jeff when he got his whatever the hell. What is that? A Phoenix? A Cardinal? Cardinal. The thing, the bird on your arm.
03:00:30
Speaker
Does your wife have a cardinal on her chest? Not her chest, but you know what I mean? Like, up on... She's got their hummingbirds. Oh, is that what it is? She keeps popping up on TikTok, like, when I'm scrolling through. She's in my algorithm, and I was like, what does she have tattooed on her? She moves around too much, so you can't really see, so I was like... There's not necessarily dancing, but...
03:00:59
Speaker
You can tell she's holding the phone and she kind of moves around a little bit watch, you know We all do it. I do it. I'm terrible at it when I'm making a tick-tock and I'm holding the phone So I said, what does she have? This is Jeff Cardinals, so Okay, but um, I Don't remember I was going with it. Oh, yeah No, I was talking about when you were doing your tattoo and you were like
03:01:23
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You know hurt. Right there. That was more than right there. There's a lot of you. I believe you there. That shit hurts. I believe you that that hurts, but there was a lot more than just when he was on the wrist of you. You function and bumping around and everything else. No, I got two of them coming up that are going to come down to my wrist.
03:01:49
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I'm not looking forward to that. You got on that wrist and it feels like. And the two that I got coming up, there's going to be a lot of shading right on my fucking wrist because it's like the base of the tattoo. There's going to be a lot of shading. It is. I'm not looking forward to it. I'm not even going to lie. It's right up there with getting the ribs done. I'm telling you, I got that small Winnie the Pooh. It was like a 30 minute tattoo and it felt like four hours on my ribs. Holy shit.
03:02:18
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Anybody's got a big tattoo on their ribs? It's a badass in my book. I don't know. Fuck. There was a couple in there, a husband and wife, that were in there getting tattoos last night. And the wife was back where I was at. And she let her daughter pick out her tattoos. She was getting this cute little, I don't know, maybe a little bit bigger than that, little My Little Pony, one of the My Little Pony ponies, on the inside of her
03:02:46
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Shin, like right on the calf, kind of like in between, in between the shin and the calf, like in that middle part of your leg. Oh, excuse me. And, uh, her husband, he had a bunch of little tattoos, but he was getting, uh, he was getting a tattoo on his back shoulder. And then they came in and, uh, like her and I were talking because we were like, it was me, Dustin and her and the girl that was tattooing her and
03:03:13
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Yeah, we were all four kind of talking and bullshitting around and stuff. Yeah. You're all sitting there for two hours. You might as well talk about it. Yeah, well, yeah. Like she was talking about the one that I already have done and everything like that. Then her husband came back and I was, I was standing where he could only see this one, the new one. And he was like, Oh, that looks bad ass. And we were, he was like, Oh, are you doing a coverup? And it's, well, it's not necessarily a planned coverup, but you know,
03:03:40
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after I got this first one done, I wanted another big one on the like same spot, whatever. And he was like, Oh, that, you know, that one that you got, you know, it looked like it kind of hurt. And I said, yeah, the guy was real heavy handed and he was like, and then he, he's got one on his rib and it's all lettering. It's like right on his rib cage. I can't remember what it says, but it was, it was, it was, um, it was a phrase or something like that, but it was it in certain spots. It was like.
03:04:07
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real blotch. It just looked like uh like somebody spilled ink or whatever but he was like the guy who did this. He's like this hurts so bad uh but he was like super heavy handed and he was just digging into my like digging in and everything like that and he was like that's one of the probably the worst ones that I have and I said I don't I don't foresee me getting one on my rib cage. I do want to get obviously I'm getting my chest piece done and it's going to come up on my collarbone and I'm not looking forward to
03:04:35
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right across the collarbone. I imagine, I'll admit, I'm thinking that's gonna hurt like hell. There's no doubt in my mind that that's gonna hurt like hell, but that's what I like about my guy. He's got a little bit of a-
03:04:53
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Yeah, he doesn't, he's only heavy handed where he needs to be, but it's not like the whole time. So, I know that's gonna hurt. The guy that did my cardinal, he's got a really light hand, but even with his light hand, him doing my ribs, oh my God, I wanted to punch him in the face. I kept telling him all the time, I want to punch you in the face.
03:05:21
Speaker
He's like, why are you going to punch me in the face? I'm like, is this fucking hurt? Yeah, that's basically when you get your ribs. Yeah, no, that's the one I'm not. I'm not looking for. I'm like, I'm not looking forward to the chess piece because I think that was going to hurt. I think I was going to. Yeah, it's going to tickle. It's going to tickle. But no, that's what we were saying. Like it's funny how.
03:05:51
Speaker
I got this this first one done and it didn't hurt at all. But then we do this one spot on a different arm and and how much it hurts. But Josh is going to kill his kids. Tony's going into Tony's oldest boy is going into the travel. Yes, he's just looking up flights from New York for me a minute ago. Yeah.
03:06:21
Speaker
We were talking about that Monday night. We got to shout them out. Let people know. Hit up my boy. Yes. Travel agent. Secret agent, man.
03:06:52
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We should do uh, we should do a we should do a show trip to australia Uh, we got four debt And trachino gets up with a good price. Oh, you go get the good price, but you still gotta have that in the past We can sell the show on pay review because i'm gonna fight a fucking kangaroo
03:07:13
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I'm going to fight a kangaroo.
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03:07:21
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I'm going to fight a kangaroo and because Jeff is about the size of a baby or of a of a kid, he's going to get eaten by a bingo. A bingo ate my Jeffery. Well, I mean, while we're there, we might as well go see the
03:07:42
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I would. I would. I would too. His boy's a trip, man. Dave Irwin's boy's a god damn trip. He's on Tiktok. That kid's an absolute trip. He cracks me up. I mean, his son and his daughter, they were characters. Mm hmm. But they would just let their daddy in, you know. Unfortunately, his, well, not unfortunately, whatever. I mean, unfortunately, fortunately, whatever. His daughter's
03:08:13
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Everybody thinks I'm good looking Yeah, and his son still just goofy ass Steve Irwin's son like being silly Because this show was phenomenal everybody watching okay, if he was around the 90s in 2000 you watched his shows I was watching
03:08:37
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Jack Henderson, man. He's a Columbus guy. Ohio, OH, Ohio. She ain't. She ain't all that. Go Bucks. Seen a better head than a mug of beer. Wow. What? What did you just say, Jeff? You've never heard that saying, seen a better head than a mug of beer? Like when you pour it, you drink, it's a head.
03:09:09
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I know the wrong one, little head. You know you're supposed to have that on your beard? All these jackasses that go on TikTok and stuff like that, and they're like, oh, the perfect poor. Yeah. The perfect poor. No, you have to have that. There's a reason why they do that. Because if you don't, that's what makes people throw up and get sick and everything else like that. Like legitimately. If you had salt in your head,
03:09:40
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I'm saying how to people sorry if I sprinkle salt on my head, it'll get bigger I'll be back It's gonna be huge It's gonna be massive Charlie's not gonna be the only heavy equipment operator
03:10:22
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music. I'm about 20 pounds of salt boys. You're just going to buy that rock salt thing. I'm just going to draw a hole in it every night I go to sleep. Get a salt rock drill hole in it. So I'm going to go to sleep tonight. Just sit just right on the side. Better yet, Chris, just go to the line, pick up salt lick.
03:10:53
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Time to go to bed. All right. How many? All right. When I wake up in the morning, it's going to be huge. I'm going to wake up a new man. Oh my god. I have a third leg. Boys, help me try. Walk around like whoop. You ever seen somebody walk with three legs? About to.
03:11:25
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said truth is I come out here Saturday be like fuck you Jeff it didn't do anything no now I have an infection I have an infection in a goddamn rash
03:11:54
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I had two signs in my head, too. Damn. Two songs for what? The broadcast I want to do. No, the broadcast I want to do. I just started brainstorming. It just hit me all of a sudden. My mother-in-law was over here yesterday because we were kind of having fun. I've seen that video before.
03:12:14
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And she's like, what's the boys? I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's like, no. Just squirted her face with a spray bottle. Because it's not a good show. I said, it is not for kids. And you will not like it. She's like, how bad can it be? I said, let's watch the first episode. Show her the season finale of season two.
03:12:38
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the the
03:13:24
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The boys is something on that show is something else man
03:13:33
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This is funny. My man Bill Maine. Hero Gasm. My mother's milk. My mother's milk. My mother's milk. Oh my god. I'm a dude every day. Season three, Hero Gasm. You'll know what we're talking about.
03:13:56
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I don't feel bad for anybody in the show until I know there's a lot of things that are uncalled for. That is uncalled. Get that super sausage out of my face. Oh, cut out my favorite jacket, damn it. I'm going to find a bathroom.
03:14:20
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Look like he was shot with a paint gun. Tony, you gotta watch the boys. You know the paintball guns, Tony? Tony, you know the paintball guns. Yes. Okay, imagine you were three inches tall and somebody shot you with a paintball gun. I failed. A life-size paintball gun. I failed. No, no, no, no. I'm talking dude is covered head to toe in under two seconds.
03:15:00
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It's a great show but there's so many there's so many like it's like so many little fucked up moments is like I
03:15:09
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did that really just happen? Sitting in a chair, looking at an empty stage, imagine cartoon characters. The funniest thing I've ever seen. You almost had to rewind and go. Did that just happen? Yes, it did. I've been hearing about a couple of co-workers about this show. It's a great show. And it's a cool show because it's one of those shows. It's literally like if Marvel was a real thing,
03:15:39
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yeah or do you see in there in the boys would actually happen in real life right actually collateral damage alone from fucking
03:15:52
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Oh my God. I just told your boy, oh, is that pure gold? And he did the Blondie Rapture out of it. He was like, and a man from outer space. He fell. I'm sorry. I just told your boy, he talked about what Phil Cosby as American's dad. And at one point he says, I used to hang out with that guy. He made a mean drink.
03:16:19
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He says that line, but it's a throw. He says it so quick that you literally have to rewind it to hear it. Yeah, but Huey's face the whole time when he's talking about Cosme being American's dad, he's the greatest and he made the most strongest drinks. And Huey's face is just like... Right. Well, it's an awesome show.
03:16:47
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It's definitely worth watching. For those of you who have not seen it, it's so good. My all-time favorite scene has got to be the whale. Oh boy. Blocked that whale and dude's like, fuck it. Oh no. Dolphin. Oh shit, I forgot about the dolphin. Whale's second favorite. That dolphin.
03:17:21
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I don't even want to know. It's not nowhere! Where is that? Where's our truckers at? The Hoos! The Hoos, they got the fucking helicopter shot where the team was sitting on the ground crying his fucking eyes out.
03:18:05
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The only time I really felt bad for the deep was that dinner scene.
03:18:18
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You know you like it. Shut up and take it, you little bitch. Look at that fucking The Defend Herogasm. Jesus Christ.
03:18:33
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a lot of fucked up seeds with the deep. What, you've never tried it before? Don't you like it? And then she's like, she confuses his girl to go along with it. She's just like, no. She's like, no, I'm out. Fucking. No. The deep had some crazy scenes. That and with that chick that he brought back to his hotel room when he lived in Sandusky, Ohio, she was like, just stop it. Stop it.
03:19:06
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first the first episode with starlight in the deep and starlight me and he's just oh man i'm telling you tony let me check it out one day yeah oh my god and trust me you will you will snapchat us and literally say what the fuck did you guys make me watch exactly i got a code worker you've been trying to tell me to watch it forever oh my god
03:19:34
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It was the weirdest thing, because I started watching it, and I messaged Chris. I said, dude, have you seen this show? And he was literally one episode ahead of me. Oh my god. To the point where I think Chris was on season two, episode eight, and I was on season two, episode six, or something like that. And we both were like, have you seen this shit?
03:20:03
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I know and if Jeff would actually answer his fucking Snapchat we get a conversation about it as we was watching but he would only answer the fucking group Snapchat and I'm like I'm not gonna have this conversation in here. Oh my god. Dude what deep into starlight fucking still cracks me up. Really? Really? No because he's sitting there like he's like what?
03:20:27
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like it's just a normal day and she's like and then what's worse is she actually did it it's implied she actually went through with it sounds it rhymes with falf grape
03:20:52
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And that is where we in the show with Falf Creek. Falf Creek, do the research. Let us know if you figure that out. Or just watch season one of the boys. What is it like episode two? It's early on. It's very, it's the very beginning. I still don't 100% understand her powers. It's light.
03:21:18
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Electrical, electricity basically. Yeah, but at one point, she flies. And you went there in that studio and Hubie turns up the power. Oh yeah, well that's because she was the only power. Yeah, she was. She levitated. Yeah, it was fucked up. Because he did that on purpose. Yeah. Yeah.
03:21:43
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because she levitated because she was like super charged. She got her she got a Mario. She got a Mario mushroom. Uh when when old Mario Mario Brothers, you need the mushroom. You need to get big and strong. Yeah. Fucking butcher needs to take the other injection as opposed to the temporary.
03:22:05
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Yeah, but he's dying. They're going to kill him off. No, are you serious? I didn't see it coming. They're going to kill him off in season four. No, they need to put, they need, they, the cure is going to be, he's going to have to take the whole time. I don't want him to kill him off, but. I think, I think he's. Carl Urban, Carl Urban from the new Star Trek movies. He's the main character in The Boys. Yeah, he's the, he's the, I've heard. They say he was hell in that TV show too. He's doing real good. He's awesome in that TV show.
03:22:37
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She's like, he's like cutting off a lot. He's like, it's, it's a term of endearment, but not for you, baby. Dude, the death of a guy that's invisible. That is fucked up. This is the very beginning of the show. Season one, Hubie's first kill. Hubie, not Hubie. Hubie was Adam Sandler's character in Hubie Halloween on Netflix.
03:23:07
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Just kind of a rip-off of Ernest saves Ernest it's stupid
03:23:12
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It's still a good movie, but a rip off of Ernest. Did you see the murder, the murder of mystery movie you did with Jenna Branson? There's Netflix movies that he did. We're actually really good. I liked it. It was cute. It's not. It's a very cute movie, but it is a, it is kind of a bootleg.
03:23:41
Speaker
Earnest scared stupid. Earnest scared stupid was a bootleg Earnest scared stupid. They're Earnest. They're Earnest movies. I love them. Don't get me wrong. But they're silly. They're silly. You better watch yourself. Earnest is the last one. I love when we're on a safe Christmas. He's one of my favorites. Because when he's, they're falling. He's like, there's only one thing I can say of us now. They're great.
03:24:09
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artists as a goddamn national treasure. That man was awesome. Jim Varney was awesome. I told you there's a guy on TikTok that looks just like him and does a lot of...
03:24:29
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I think he's a former Marine. He's a vet. I think he's a former Marine. No, the guy on top. It does the Jim Varney impersonations here. He does the old woman that Ernest does a lot. He does it really well as well. Like he could be Jim Varney's twin.
03:24:50
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Oh yeah, absolutely. Or your son. Starting five reasons why you should mind your business, Kevin. It is time to end the shoe.
Conclusion and Teasers
03:25:06
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We went a little bit over, but it is what it is. We're having fun. It don't matter. We got a little bit over, we got a little bit over.
03:25:14
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Thank you. Right in your. Bless you. Right in your **** Mike Tony. You're sorry. Anybody who's listened to this on Spotify in their truck or car. They're going to get to the end. What the **** is in this show?
03:25:37
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You just crashed your car. Oh, hell yeah. And that's the bottom line, because Tony D said so. You're so son of a bitch. Seriously, Tony, look at this dude. Yeah, that's a TikTok guy. That's the guy that does TikTok. No, he was younger than what he was before he passed. Yeah, but that's the guy that does the impressions. He looks like a member of some of the commercials. Yeah. His name is Jimmy. Just Jimmy. Just Jimmy, yeah.
03:26:07
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I got a job offer sent to me today too, just so y'all know. You got a job offer of the century and you dropped that on us as we're hitting the show? I got a job offer sent to me. Oh, a job offer sent to you. Good job offer, bad job offer, contemplating, not contemplating. Something to give me up out of where I am. I'm not really worried about it, but they figure I'll be good there. I just don't want to lose. They say, well, you won't lose your pay. Okay. You're going to gain overtime and you won't lose your pay. You're going to gain overtime and you won't lose your pay.
03:26:37
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I need to gain overtime. Are you gonna make more or less? Yeah, apparently he was in Iraq and he was a Marine. Yeah, I thought he's a veteran, he's a Marine. He's a Marine, sorry, there's no such thing as a former Marine. You're always a Marine. You're also a Marine, always a Marine, super five, double tone.
03:27:06
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I don't know. My ex-wife, her grandfather was a marine and and we had that conversation one day. We were sitting on the porch. We were sitting on the porch drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, listening to bluegrass music, shooting **** and uh
03:27:30
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He was born and bred, born and bred in Kentucky. And, uh, and we, we had that conversation come up and he said, let me tell you, he didn't like, oh, let me tell you something. He had just had like a soft tone, uh, like Southern country accent. And, uh, he was like, there ain't no such thing as a former Marine or once Marine. Once you're a Marine, I was like, I can respect that. I didn't.
03:27:55
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It is what it is about the same time he said that he was like with his 45 revolver and just randomly shot it off a porch. I'm like, come on. I can do that too. Unfortunately, not even the crazy ass Marines wanted my broken ass. But no, with that being said, we do appreciate y'all listening. I let the
03:28:24
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The clowns do what they do and show them how much they need me. They don't realize it, but they just thought that. Tony, wasn't you and I that went like three, four hours without anybody? It was just us? Yeah, I heard that. Just saying. I heard that. How much it gets neglected blows my mind. I heard that.
03:28:50
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We meant for you to hear it. I've also heard what I've left you to your own devices. I think I've shared my tattoos off and up since that's what I'm doing. No, we do appreciate y'all. So we appreciate y'all hanging out as always. We'd appreciate it more if you guys would actually
03:29:14
Speaker
Hit us up in the chat box. We see y'all watching. We know you guys are watching. Stop being lurkers. Stop being stalkers. This isn't a lifetime original movie. You know what I'm talking about. A warning. What, Jeff? I said it's a warning. Come on out. Say hello. What did I say? Just because nonsensical here doesn't mean you have to be scared. Twitter spaces.
03:29:56
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say hello say hi don't be shy we know you listen
03:30:00
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But we do appreciate y'all listening. Either way, regardless, if you're too shy to say, too shy shy, too shy shy. Sorry. Actually, the only reason that was fresh in my head is because Shaja or Shaja Gugu or whatever that band was called.
03:30:28
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was in American Horror Story 1984. So it was fresh in my mind. But no, we do appreciate y'all listening. We're at a show like we always do with our guys in Blacktop, New Joe. Go check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media at BlacktopMojo and then look at their tour schedule. See if they're coming to a town near you because they are currently on tour doing their thing, rocking it out.
03:30:59
Speaker
What the fuck are you doing, Jeff? Tony, take your fucking, take the car. Tony, don't check it. You're going to learn to listen to me one day, good. You're going to learn to listen to me one day. Breaking news, Robert Downey Jr. to return to the MCU as Black Panther. Show's over. Thanks for listening. Enjoy Black Panther.
03:31:46
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I don't know
03:32:20
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She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits for spells in through the wind and she commutes with the dead She throws the ball to the ground
03:32:50
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Raise the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, muggle in the sky Take this back with bite I wanna live forever And no spirit in the earth Give me a new birth Make me a god like you
03:33:30
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A thousand eyes look on and she stops to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked by to leave It's a left to back ahead as blood ran through
03:34:01
Speaker
Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right.
03:34:26
Speaker
Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
03:34:52
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Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry.
03:35:43
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Oh shit Chuck! Oh shit Chuck, now wear that guitar solo Bring the guitar solo, there we go
03:36:07
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I'm all alone in the sky Take this sacrifice I wanna live forever And I'll feel it in the air Give me an offer Make me a guideline
03:36:56
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And as we're waiting for Chris to come back again, Jesus, probably taking a pitch. Slacker. Did you watch it? Did you see it? Hold on one second. Go ahead, Chris. Tell him what I'm going to do. Fucking idiots. What are you doing? I'm sorry. I was preparing my food.
03:37:27
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Why? You guys could have closed the show out. We could have, but we wanted to wait on you. So, deuces! I'll hear the lead break just so you know. We appreciate y'all listening. I said what I said. Mother had you. Mother made you. Mother fuck you. You're being too long. You're pissed too much. The guitar is all over dope. Damn, your tattoos. Even though they look mighty clean, they look mighty detailed, they look mighty sharp. Damn, you're mutin' me. I see y'all Saturday night.
03:37:52
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There's a whole lot of hate in that last statement. Yeah, it was. Good Lord. You're like legit jealous. Excuse me, Tony. Yeah. Let me finish what I was going to say. I appreciate y'all listening. I appreciate y'all hanging out. Join us Saturday night for a brand new show. You guys go ahead and hit Tony up on all his social media and tell him that he needs to stop being jealous of all my greatness. And with that being said, Jeffrey, let the people know. Adduces.
03:38:20
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Tony D, would you like to try again? Would you like a, would you like a retry? I'm on the hedger, I'm on the major and you better hope I'm on the fuck. We'll see you guys Saturday night. Same nonsensical channel, same not sensible time. Tony, I appreciate you acknowledging my greatness and showing how jealous you are, my beard and my tattoos and the fact that I'm the greatest champion of all time. And with that being said, I'm hitting the button, you dirty whore.