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Talk Sauce #27 - Timeshares on the Block Chain
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Talk Sauce's first episode on major listening platforms. Baby mic is back and better than ever. The boys get off to a bit of a slow start with the added pressure, but come in hot with conversation about Elon Musk, clown crimes and timeshares on the block chain.
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McDonald's, Technical Difficulties, and Podcast Launch
00:00:00
Speaker
It's one thing if you eat McDonald's and you feel like shit afterwards, because you're like, that's how I'm supposed to feel. Yeah, but if you feel good after, that's a problem. Yeah, that's a you thing. That's a conversation between you and God.
00:00:27
Speaker
Hey everybody The podcast for talk sauce by talk sauce everybody's favorite podcast Bo and I just ran into some like pretty severe technical difficulties. We've been through those difficulties. We found salvation So here's the deal we
00:00:50
Speaker
thought Baby Mike was done for, but Baby Mike's though was what we said. Exactly. It's way back to us. Yeah. Like Baby Mike, it's like, it's like, um, it's like in the dark night where commissioner Gordon dies and you're like, Oh, he's dead. And then he comes back stronger than ever. I thought that immediately. I said, it's like, and I was like, fuck, I gotta think of something really quick. Need a metaphor.
00:01:20
Speaker
My brain wasn't moving as fast as my mouth, so I was like, fuck. I got into me a lot. But hey, you know what? I pulled something out. Hey, you got it,
Podcast on Spotify, Anniversary Celebration, and NFTs
00:01:33
Speaker
man. It worked. So yeah.
00:01:36
Speaker
We're on Spotify, I think. Are we on Spotify? I think we're on Spotify. If you guys are listening to this on Spotify, then we're on Spotify. So we have been doing this. Hold up. Okay. Oh, yeah. Nice. Can't talk, dude. You just do the whole podcast by yourself. So we were just discussing, we have been doing this podcast for 11 months now.
00:02:04
Speaker
Yeah, this is take two and take one. We had a couple minute discussion about how we've been doing this for 11 months and then we had technical snags. But yeah, we're approaching a year of talk sauce and our first one in public. Which is crazy. And yeah, it's pretty awesome. And what I was thinking is now that we're public, hopefully,
00:02:27
Speaker
Well, public in the sense, we got to go down to Wall Street and chime the bell and stuff. We're not public until we do that. Yeah, we're going to be on the NASDAQ. A lot of people thought that Talk Sauce would be on the New York Stock Exchange, but we're on the NASDAQ. We went different. It benefited us more. We think outside the box a little more than a lot of these podcasts. We're going on the NASDAQ. We're not corporate.
00:02:55
Speaker
Not at all. We're actually going to go NFT and crypto next. Yeah, dude. If anybody wants to talk sauce in NFT, they'll be available soon. You know what's hilarious? When this is on Spotify, we'll post it on social media and be like, we have this podcast, and we're going to be posting episode 27. Yeah, they're going to be like, what is that? We're going to be like, we're the first 26. And then the people who have listened to the first 26 didn't get the first four. So there were four dark episodes. Yeah. Well, so what I was thinking is,
00:03:25
Speaker
Whenever I think of someone on Spotify making music or doing a podcast or something, and you think if I see a podcast and I'm like, okay, that's getting a thousand listens, that's not very much.
Audience Success, Podcast Origin, and Redefining Success
00:03:38
Speaker
But what I think is really benefiting us is how low our standards have been. We've been making a podcast for seven people for an entire year. At that point in time, we added two people a month ago.
00:03:52
Speaker
Yeah. And so if if we get five more people over like the next year, that's a success. A few hundred percent. That's what I was like. Success is I feel like very attainable for us with this, which I'm excited about. Oh, yeah. If we get 20 listens, that's huge. Dude, 20. I imagine people download this. They keep it in their pocket.
00:04:18
Speaker
Oh yeah. You can listen to us off the internet. Like if you're on an airplane, that's what we do now. We're here for you whenever you need us to be, not at the convenience of wifi or LTE. Yeah. So should we give a little background on, on kind of what talk sauce is to the new listeners? Honestly, nah, I feel like, I feel like Jack and I have been doing this podcast for like a year. Uh, it started out as a podcast for our group chat called talk sauce. We decided to take this baby public.
00:04:48
Speaker
Yeah, so I think that's I mean people were begging us. They're like guys you have to go public We need the world to hear this is there is there if we could give a little backstory though I was just kidding if you want to yeah well I mean basically what it was is bow and I have been friends for a really long time and we're in where we have a close group of friends from high school and
00:05:12
Speaker
But when I have always talked hypothetically about making a podcast but never executed on it, and then it was in the middle of COVID, and we were like, yo, wouldn't it be funny if we made a podcast and just posted it in our group chat with, like, no. That is how it started. We wanted to drop a podcast for five people to their surprise. Yeah, yeah. So it was a surprise podcast. So we went on Fiverr, and we paid that dude
00:05:41
Speaker
Um, to make that song for us. So the guy who wrote the theme song, he wanted a quick description. So I wrote Bo and Jack are just a couple of dudes recapping life as a quick description. And he was like, okay, you wrote the lyrics. I've got you covered. But it was funny because when, when I like ordered that on Fiverr, um, he was like asking what it was for. And I was like, Oh, it's for a podcast. And he was like, okay, you're going to have to, um,
00:06:10
Speaker
You're going to have to like, let me know. And I'm sure you probably thought that it just like died out or whatever, but a year later, I'm going to find that guy and I'm going to send him this podcast. So if you're listening, what's up, man? Yeah. What's up, dude? Welcome. Welcome to the talk sauce community. Yeah. Five. This podcast is brought to you by Fiverr. So much of this podcast is because of Fiverr. We're going to get a logo from Fiverr too.
00:06:36
Speaker
That's the plan. Yeah, that's the next step that we figured that we were like, once we figure out all technical stuff, we'll figure out the aesthetic. Yeah. But yeah, so anyway, we just kept doing the podcast and it's like fun because Bo lives in New York and I live in Texas and we don't get to talk that much. But now we've just been talking like once a week for a year now. Well, we've only done 27 episodes because we've had weeks off and stuff. Yeah, we haven't been.
00:07:05
Speaker
We've been pretty consistent, I feel like, but we've had to take periods off here and there, but we always come back.
00:07:11
Speaker
We always come back. The people need the sauce. What are we going to do? I want that sauce. Yeah, it is wild. Yeah, it's funny to think about those early episodes that even the members have talked to us. Yeah, so there were like five episodes maybe that Bo and I just did and didn't share with a single soul. We took this very slow. Urgency is not something we had as it pertains to this podcast. Yeah.
00:07:40
Speaker
What I was saying earlier, just success is not defined in the way that it normally is for people who release things. Also, I feel like we did get pretty good at having a conversation that people listen to over the last year. I sure hope so. They're going to be the judge on that. We're the most unlistenable podcast on spot. Yeah, that's how we're going to, we should make that our- That's the name of the episode.
00:08:10
Speaker
Yeah, Jack's drinking beer, too. Shit's sick.
Alcohol Reflection and Comedy Show Incident
00:08:13
Speaker
Yeah, I was trying to get Bo to drink some beer to commemorate this moment, but he would just drink water. No, I'm drinking water. I started reading this book about alcohol and just the psychology of it and what it does to your body and stuff, and it made me be like, oh, maybe I have been doing this too much. Really? Was there anything in particular?
00:08:33
Speaker
Oh, just like, I don't know, like it just kind of deconstructs a lot of the myth of alcohol and like why it is such a part of our like social lives and stuff. And I was like, Oh yeah, I say like, I like do I need it? You know, all the, as much as I have been, but yeah, probably, but it is interesting. Now that I'm in the throes of the book, I'm like, maybe I'll drink a little less for a little while. That is interesting. It is kind of weird because when you're going out to like any form of social event,
00:09:04
Speaker
It's like drinking is always involved. You know what I mean? It's just such a part of society. It's kind of crazy.
00:09:10
Speaker
Yeah. And that's what like she talks about in the book. It's like every time you leave your apartment and you're like, well, I'm not having fun unless I'm drinking. She's like, that's not true. Do you remember before you started drinking? I bet you had fun sometimes. I know I was a baby. I came straight out the womb on the bottle. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, straight up. Oh man.
00:09:37
Speaker
That is crazy though. But yeah, I'm finishing my first beer and I'm going to start a second beer. I brought it in. I don't have it in the refrigerator because I didn't want to have to get up and leave. So I just brought another one.
00:09:47
Speaker
So I have to I have to finish the first one kind of quickly. Smart. We do. Now that we're on Spotify, that doesn't mean we're not going to do like drunk episodes and stuff, though. Those will still happen. Yeah, we might do a not a Patreon, but a Patreon type thing for the original. If you want to send us Bitcoin, that's the only thing we take for our Patreon. You have to buy it. You have to give us Bitcoin or Litecoin. Yeah, Bo and I are trying to move away from
00:10:14
Speaker
US dollar as a currency. I don't care for government regulation. Yeah, and American imperialism. Yeah, no, that's the big thing for me when it comes to the dollar. Bo's really big against American imperialism and I'm just pro Bitcoin. That's actually like the catalyst of our friendship. Yeah, we were 14 and I was like imperialism and he was like, I feel like
00:10:38
Speaker
money should move to the internet. And we started a parkour team. That was the original podcast. That's true. Dude. So what's been going on with you since like the past week that we haven't. I don't know. I feel like everything and nothing, you know, like I feel like I'm not a whole lot, man. I'm just, I'm just doing it. I'm just.
00:11:05
Speaker
That's cool. Didn't you have like an interesting comedy show with the... Oh yeah. I think I talked about this though where someone jumped off the bridge in the middle of my comedy show. Did we cover this? We talked about it but I can't remember if it was on the podcast or not. Oh yeah. I run a comedy show under the Brooklyn Bridge and during the show
00:11:29
Speaker
all these fire trucks and ambulances and police cars and helicopters started flying over the Brooklyn Bridge and over the venue where my show is. And we were like, oh, what the fuck is happening? And then the owners of the restaurant were like, ah, we got to jump her again. And then they just knew. They knew instantly. It's so casual. Yeah. I mean, I guess if you're under a bridge like that in New York City, you kind of just become a little desensitized to that kind of stuff.
00:11:56
Speaker
But they knew they knew immediately. It was like it was really dark, like, like, like it didn't like really hit me until like later, where I was like, oh, my God, like someone like killed themselves in the middle of a comedy show. That's crazy. Do people ever survive that? Because I remember like I would hear about with the Golden Gate Bridge, like sometimes people would jump off and then live. I mean, you would have to imagine that somebody has survived, you know,
00:12:25
Speaker
I don't know. I don't, I don't imagine the survival rate is particularly high. We could look it up. We could figure it out that what speed I don't know. We need to calculate. I know it's 9.81 meters per second per second. Yeah. So we just need to find out the meters and the seconds.
00:12:45
Speaker
Yeah, I'm going to guess that it's a lot of meters and not too many seconds. A bad dude. So so I've been taking the train to work in Austin. And today I saw there was this thing that was like a picture of this dude, like in the train, almost like an advertisement, kind of a poster sort of. And it said. What did this guy
00:13:14
Speaker
like why was this guy walking on the tracks he didn't realize this that a million pound train was coming and i was like did this guy get killed by the like i don't know if i i got no more information other than that and i hadn't seen it like it sounds like the setup to a joke why was this guy walking on the track and it's just a picture of this guy and i'm like
00:13:37
Speaker
Over this so it was a real picture. It wasn't like a cartoon. No, it's this picture of like a dude like it It was almost like a candid picture Bigfoot walking and I was like did this guy fucking like It
00:13:57
Speaker
I don't, like if that were in Austin and they use that on the trains, like that's so messed up. That's pretty heavy. You would think you have to get consent of the family, but if you're the family, why would you give consent to that?
00:14:14
Speaker
I'm going to do some due diligence because I saw there was a link, but I guess I was in the middle of something. Oh, you got to click that link. Because it was on the other side of the train, so I didn't see what it was, but it was just so strange. I was like, holy shit. How do you like taking the train? I like it, dude. The trains in Austin are sick.
00:14:37
Speaker
Is it like an actual train, like a steam engine train with like a conductor and everything like you're going? Yeah. Are you familiar with monopoly? It's the monopoly man on the train. He's a doctor. Yeah, that's pretty cool. So he drives the train. And he's actually Russian. I don't know if you knew that part. And he loves bananas. Yeah, I knew he loved bananas.
00:15:00
Speaker
I mean, everyone knows he loves bananas. I remember that talk. The Monopoly man eats a banana. He's rushing. You forgot the last part of the song. That must be why. Isn't it? Didn't they like base Curious George on the Monopoly man? They're like the Monopoly, we can't...
00:15:17
Speaker
do this i think you're thinking of boots from dora the explorer curious george was based on swiper that was that was where it was yeah and sly cooper was based on curious george
00:15:37
Speaker
It's just thought theft. It's like Mickey Mouse and Chuck E. Cheese all over again, all the time.
Ronald McDonald Disappearance and Sibling Age Gaps
00:15:43
Speaker
Dude, did you know what I saw? Then McDonald's phased out Ronald McDonald. Why?
00:15:52
Speaker
I don't know, but think about it. When was the last time you saw really slowly? They did that really like like subtly, you know, McDonald's in the past like five years. No, but in my defense, I don't like I don't go to McDonald's very often. So like in their advertising, at least. That's a good point. So their advertising now is like kind of they try and like make it seem nicer than it is. I feel like that's the thing now.
00:16:22
Speaker
Yeah, so I was reading something because I was like, just kind of shocked because I've seen I've been to McDonald's. I thought we talked about this on the podcast recently. I was like traveling for a while and I ate a Big Mac. I ate a Big Mac and felt great afterwards. And I was like, I need to like reevaluate my life. Yeah, it's one thing if you eat McDonald's and you feel like shit afterwards because you're like, that's how I'm supposed to feel. Yeah, but if you feel good after that's a problem.
00:16:47
Speaker
Yeah, that's a you thing. That's a conversation between you and God. Yeah, exactly. And I wasn't ready to have that conversation. But anyway, so I was reading about it and apparently they were talking about, remember like, I don't know how long ago it was, but there were those like clown people who were like dressing up as clowns and like fucking with people. Insane clown posse. No, no. I wish. Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:17:14
Speaker
That sounds vaguely familiar. I couldn't specifically tell you what's going on. I don't remember exactly. It was like clown crimes or something. Clown crimes? 2016. Okay, hold on, hold on. Clown crimes? That's fucking ridiculous. You were charged with clown crimes.
00:17:38
Speaker
John Wayne No, dude, it was people like dressing up as clowns and like scaring people and like attacking people Oh, yeah, that does sound you remember I never thought of it as clown crime though. I mean consonants is always appreciated I was googling it and I was like trying to think of like what to Do it worked as a Google search clown crimes gave me the result I was looking for
00:18:08
Speaker
So I regret nothing. I regret nothing. Oh, my God. I totally... Okay, yeah. So that was going on. Yeah. So they were like, okay, well, this doesn't go well with our marketing. This doesn't bode well for us. And... Bow. Bow. Yeah. Nice. But no, so it didn't go well with their marketing and stuff. So they were like, okay, we should phase that out. But then also McDonald's is now trying to like
00:18:38
Speaker
cater to a more adult and fancy or upscale. It does seem like they're doing that. It's Brian Cox narrating their food in a white void. That's what I think of as a McDonald's commercial now.
00:18:56
Speaker
It's just like a soothing old man talking about chicken nuggets and the nuggets are like in a void. That makes sense. That's interesting. That sucks, I guess. I don't really have any feelings on it. I was just surprised that it happened without me noticing. And then as soon as something was said about it. That's kind of amazing. I had no idea. Did you watch those Ronald McDonald cartoons when you were a little kid?
00:19:21
Speaker
It started out like live action Ronald McDonald. They were like, Oh my God, there were a bunch of mascots that are all just completely gone. Yeah. The Hamburglar, the. Dude, there was a movie. Yeah, there were a couple. Yeah. Hamburglar had like a planet or something.
00:19:41
Speaker
Dude. Yeah, they were like cartoons that start out live action and then it turned into a cartoon. I don't remember. Did he like jump into like a like a vortex or something? I don't remember. I remember there being a. Oh, my gosh.
00:19:56
Speaker
Dude, I remember there being a McDonald's movie that I watched like a super long time ago that was completely erased from my memory. I burned that VHS. I watched it all the time. Yeah, it was like... Man, I loved McDonald's. Dude, hell yeah. I didn't have a McDonald's cheeseburger until I was like eight years old. Were there any...
00:20:18
Speaker
Movies or anything when you were a little kid that you were just like obsessed with McDonald's movie Yeah, there were plenty I mean when you're a little kid you find like a movie you like and that's all you watch because the reason I ask is because I just Whenever I think of like binge watching things. I always think about do you remember that movie spirit with the horse? Yeah, they just made a sequel to that movie like this year what?
00:20:47
Speaker
Are you serious? Yeah, I swear to God. Came out in theaters over summer. Wow. That's weird. But so I remember my younger brother was obsessed with that movie. He watched it all the time. Like couldn't get enough of it. And I just was going to say, I felt like we were too old for that. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't for us. Like we could appreciate it as a movie, but it wasn't something like because I remember it being a decent movie when I was like probably 14 or something. Yeah. But.
00:21:17
Speaker
Anyway, I remember this one time my brother watched the entire movie through, and then right after he was like, let's write it back. He ran it back as soon as it was over. And I was like, oh my god. This is crazy.
00:21:29
Speaker
He ran that shit back immediately. Dude, literally immediately. As soon as the credits rolled and he was like, we're starting it over again. That's what's wild about like your family dynamic is like because you're you have siblings in such a different variety of ages that like you were old enough to like observe that almost as like a parent and be like, oh, my God, we have to watch this again. Yeah. I mean, I was kind of down for spirit. Not going to lie. Yeah. So for those of you who don't know who are in our
00:21:58
Speaker
Our regular listeners, I have seven siblings who range in age. I'm the second oldest, so I have a brother who's like 11.
00:22:06
Speaker
That's so crazy. I was talking to a buddy of mine who has a brother who's a teenager and he was telling me some of like the crazy like age gap stuff between them and he was like if my little brother mimes a Telephone he just holds his hand flat to his head, dude. I'm not buying that I remember you told me that before but I like I I feel like my brothers would do the the Banana Foam well, maybe cuz like there's so many people in your house throughout Like you know like
00:22:36
Speaker
Like your brothers, the youth of America. What is, is Sam Gen Z? Would that be what he is? I don't know, man. I don't know what it does. Are we millennials? I can't tell. Yes, we are. We're on, we're on the younger end of millennials actually. And Gen Z is the one after us that hates millennials, right? Is that how it works? Like they think we're like boomers. I don't know.
00:23:02
Speaker
I don't know. I think the whole generation things kind of dumb because like even within generations it's like I probably have more in common with people who were just slightly in the generation below me than like the Older Millennials, you know, I mean they're millennials who probably close to 40. No. Yeah in their mid 30s probably But yeah, so I always thought that was weird but um, I
Generations, Y2K, and 'Donda' Release
00:23:29
Speaker
I remember, because there's always that thing of the older generation hating on the younger generation, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, totally. Just for whatever. And I remember being in college and just everyone, that's just an idea. You're like, oh, you're hating on us because we're in the younger generation. We have new ideas, blah, blah, blah, or whatever. And then I saw someone post on,
00:23:56
Speaker
Instagram or Twitter or something and it was during the whole Tide Pod thing when like the kids are eating Tide Pods. Yeah, it was like you guys are hating on Millennials, but Gen Z is like doing this and eating Tide Pods and blah blah blah like they're the ones you should hate on and I'm like it's all like it that was the first example I had seen of that exact effect like our generation hating on the younger generation and I'm like, okay because I I felt like at the time I was like
00:24:26
Speaker
just thinking I'm like, Oh, it's just like adults. Like that's their full, like, I'm not going to be that way when I'm doing it already. It was kind of crazy. Hey man, eating tide pods. I feel like that's pretty obviously cool though. Like, I mean, you know, um, yeah, I liked the memes like whenever, um, the memes were hilarious. Yeah. I remember, cause I remember like one time my mom was giving me
00:24:49
Speaker
Like a little baggie of type. And I was I guess to do laundry or whatever and she gave it to me and one of my little brothers like oh cool I want to snack too. Who I want to know the first guy. To eat a type of was.
00:25:14
Speaker
That trailblazer. Yeah, what a legend. Yeah, for real. Do you think they thought like knew how big it was going to get? They did this and they like knew immediately. I don't know. They might have been crazy. It was like when the like the guy who invented the printing press, he invented that and he was like, this is going to take off a medium. Yeah. And then you think like that's a good comparison. The guy who ate the first tide pod is that level of visionary or girl. I guess a girl could have been the first one. I'd but for some reason I do doubt it was a dude.
00:25:45
Speaker
Girls have been that dumb. What's the one immediately above us? Because I feel like when I hear millennials hate on older people, it's not the generation immediately above. I hear Gen Z hate on millennials. I feel like we just hate on boomers. But boomers is just funny to say. It is funny. Let me look up generations. Hold on. Okay, here we go. I can't imagine.
00:26:14
Speaker
Like I've got it. So okay. Generation Z is born from 97 to 2012. So we're like, we are like the true tail end. I'm 94. So yeah, 95. Yeah. So millennials are 96 to 81. 96, 81. Okay. That's huge. That's a bigger age gap than I would have thought.
00:26:39
Speaker
Yeah, it's like millennials are 40 this year. I guess they're all like 15 years. Yeah, they are. And then Generation X is right above us. Why do you go Generation X, Millennial, Generation Z? Why didn't they just cause Generation Y? Because I think just that we were born and kind of were coming of age during the change of the millennium. But why did they skip Y? They still went Generation X, Millennial, Generation Y. I guess because maybe Millennials are Generation Y kind of. I don't know. But it's just too good of a name to pass up on, man. You're telling me.
00:27:08
Speaker
There's a generation that's going on from 95 or 94 or
00:27:18
Speaker
But where did I say it? I don't know. Ninety six. Well, this is 81. I mean, these Gen Z kids, but they don't they they didn't they're not going to remember Y2K. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That honestly, my first memory was my dad like in his office and just in a full sweat panic attack because of Y2K. Was your dad worried about it? That was my very first memory as a child.
00:27:42
Speaker
If my parents were worried about Y2K, they shielded their children. I wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night sometimes thinking about Y2K. I'm like, it's 2021. What a silly fear. They thought the computers weren't going to be able to handle everything. I think what it was is all of the
00:28:09
Speaker
Dates in computers were just two digits So they had it set up to where it would be like if the year was 90 1995 would be 95 So then they were like wait what happens when it turns to 2000 like does it just go to zero and the whole world explodes Very much about y2k, but that's like my gym. We also didn't know very much about computers dude
00:28:34
Speaker
How far we've come with computers is insane. That we thought Y2K was going to like... Yeah, you think Y2K is a problem, bro? Yeah, now it's like straight up like we're creating sentience. Tesla's making a freaking iRobot to go shopping for you. That's so ridiculous. I feel like that guy just wants attention so much. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's kind of crazy.
00:29:02
Speaker
What are you going to do, man? It would be cool to have like a robot horse. What if we went in the direction? What if, do you think there's like a parallel universe where the wheel was never invented, but we still progressed like really far and we never were able to make cars. So we made robot horses.
00:29:18
Speaker
That'd be kind of dope. And then you put like, you still put like a little dome top and like you could plug in your ox to the robot horse and set your seat belts. But the music comes out of the robot horse's mouth. Why would it come out of the mouth? Because that's just where the hole is. Dude, how would it be powered? Horsepower for sure.
00:29:46
Speaker
Dude, nice. That was good. I feel like I'd be less freaked out by a robot that did errands for me if it wasn't like humanoid in form. That's what I'm saying. I feel like it would be more efficient to not be a humanoid, like just have some wheels, maybe like
00:30:03
Speaker
I don't know. Like it would have to be like a shape you can't even like. All right. So if we're building the ideal chore robot, I don't want it to look human because it needs to be less. It needs to be shorter than me. So I still feel like a sense of superiority, either shorter than you or like so tall. It's an inconvenience. Well, I don't know. I like for me, I want to have a sense of superiority. And whenever I see someone really tall, I start getting self-conscious. You know what I mean?
00:30:31
Speaker
Uh, yeah, I guess, but what if it was, what if, what if it was tall and then it bent down every time it talked to you to meet you? It was, it was like an inconvenience to the robot. How tall it was. It wasn't like tall enough where it's like, cool. It was tall enough where it's like, uh, it's like an inconvenience where you're like, all right, it's suffering.
00:30:48
Speaker
Like it hits every time and we can't program it to be smart enough to duck under doors. So every time it just goes donk and then it ducks under. It takes two tries. It goes donk, donk. And then after the second try, if it doesn't figure it out, you have a robot that's just for picking it up and making it horizontal so it can go through a door.
00:31:10
Speaker
Okay. I like this. Yeah. Okay. So you changed my mind there. I was on board with a short robot, but now it needs to be really tall. The one that makes it horizontal is short though, but of course and short and plump. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like they're just shaped like what they are. Like, so the, the tall one would just be like a tall rectangle. It wouldn't have worn. I was picturing like the stick bug from bugs life.
00:31:35
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Yeah, it's got like really thin and just like little like. Well, it would have to be thicker and have to have a little more girth because it would be carrying your groceries and stuff. You know, it can be pretty strong. I think we should make them really clumsy, too. Like, yeah, it would drop groceries occasionally. But then we could be like, damn robot. Like, yeah, drop it, drop my fruity pebbles. You know, it's never dropping your eggs. You know, yeah, they should like. Within the robots, programming like list.
00:32:05
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how important all the different groceries are and which one should be dropped. Because I think it does need to drop some groceries because it can't be better at the task than humans. It just needs to be good enough that we don't have to do it. Yeah, exactly. Because then people will start getting suspicious and there will be a whole robot versus human warfare if they're too good at it. They need to be buffoons.
00:32:30
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Yeah, no, I agree. And it always says something with incorrect grammar when it walks in. It walks in and it goes, how y'all going? And then you're like, oh, it says y'all too. This thing is dumb as a stump. That's what it's called. Dumb as a stump. Dumb as a stump, but tall as a tree. Dumb as a stump, but tall as a tree. Robots for you and me.
00:32:59
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I like that. That's the jingle. We got to call Musk. Do you think if we asked Musk to do the podcast to talk about robots, he would do it?
00:33:13
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I feel like he's truly not that busy. I wonder what his thoughts would be on this conversation. If we told them that 100% of people that subscribe to this podcast listen to this podcast, we don't have to tell them how many people, just everyone who is subscribed does listen. He'd be like, yeah, I'll do it.
00:33:35
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He might. We would send him a nice bottle of sauce if he came on there. For sure. Him and Grimes. And then we have Grimes on on a future episode to teach us how to speak code to babies. Oh my God, dude. We should make that our goal.
00:34:03
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You know what they say? Shoot from the stars so you land on the moon. Yeah, totally. We'll try and do a podcast on the sun, but if we just make it to the moon, that's fine. We're chill with that. We're all right. Yeah, I would be happy with that.
00:34:19
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Yeah, I feel like I feel like Musk is like a dream guest. I feel like I feel like that would be an awkward episode, though. I feel like, dude, here's what would happen if Musk was on the podcast. He'd be one of those dudes that you and I could make fun of him without him realizing we're making fun of him. You know what I mean? I feel like you would be saying some crazy shit to move like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That would be a drinking one for sure. Yeah, you'd have to get drunk. Dude, I remember
00:34:48
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What I thought was really interesting about him when he was on Joe Rogan the first time whenever he like smoked a blunt. He censored the name Joe Rogan. We don't advertise him or support him in any way, shape or form. Just I'm just kidding. Go ahead. Bo has a Joe Rogan poster on the wall behind him for everyone. Did I tell you I'm actually getting a Joe Rogan tattoo? Yeah, he is. Have you seen have you guys seen how all those
00:35:18
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Like Joe Rogan always posts pictures of people who got tattoos of him. Bo was like, man, this could really kickstart my comedy career. The last four that he's posted have been me. That's Bo's plan to kickstart his comedy career. One on each hand and foot. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that way I always touch Joe Rogan. I always walk with Joe Rogan. It means a lot to me.
00:35:45
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Yeah, whenever he went on what I thought was really interesting about the way he talked is Joe would ask him it wouldn't even be like it definitely happened with like the deeper questions, but he would just ask him something and Elon would just like not say anything for like 10 seconds and think he's like computing Like hitting door frames
00:36:12
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What if like a glass of water spilled during that interview and then he started like speech catches on fire. He turns into a car. If he's an optimist prime with the Tesla.
00:36:32
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That would be awesome. No one's just said his word yet. He's been trying to tell us the whole time. He's like, I'm a fucking robot from space. Everyone's like, this crazy kook. Yeah, he's so eccentric. Why do you think he's trying to go back to space? He's trying to go home. He's crash landed on Earth and he's lost his family. Dude, did you listen to Donda?
00:37:01
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No, Kanye West, I'm over it. Dude, the whole process of that being released was crazy. I was so annoyed. I heard it's not very good, but even if it was the best album. Do you know how long it is? Two hours, right? It's two hours long. It has like 27 tracks. And they cut tracks. Yeah, dude. I was like, okay, I'm going to listen to this, just throw it on. Normally, if you listen to an album, it's like 40 minutes. I was like, I'm just going to throw it on. Then it was going on for a while. I was like,
00:37:29
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How long is this? What did you think? I liked it. There's some good songs on it, for sure. Really? There's a lot of just that Kanye crazy sample shit, but I think it's pretty good, honestly. I'm sure it does have good stuff, but all the buildup to this album just fucking... I'm so over it. That listening event that they did was crazy. The one where they set the house on fire and stuff?
00:37:54
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Yeah, I saw something online because that was like a replica of his childhood home, right? Yeah. Apparently he was trying to get the actual childhood home brought in for it so he could set it on fire. I guess. I don't know. I don't know if there was a different in game. If you were like someone who lived in that home.
00:38:14
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like now, and someone came to the door, and Kanye West will give you $4 million if you can bring this to a football stadium. Yeah, they were going to need your house. Well, how the fuck would you bring a house into a football stadium? I don't know what he expected. He was like, yeah, I'm going to need that house. I know you can uproot a house. I've seen it happen before on maybe in a dream. So maybe that's not real. Yeah. We're not sure on that one, guys. The problem would be in my head getting it into a football stadium.
00:38:44
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I mean, there's a lot of problems, but would you take the whole thing apart and put it back together? How much? That's that would be a ridiculous process. I don't know, dude, but I saw I was like, man, this man is crazy.
00:39:00
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Yeah, his mom died and then he went nuts. He like lost his fucking mind. Like I didn't. Yeah. Well, his mom died like years ago, but that was like when he started like becoming like so eccentric, I feel like like when his mom died all those years ago, he was making a video game where you play his mom as she navigates her way to heaven. Like that was like his big project. It was like a game about his mom making her way to heaven, dude.
00:39:30
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One thing is he does artistically just whatever he wants. Yeah, like make trash bags and the jackets and stuff. The music is so out there, but a lot of times it works. It's crazy. When it's good, it's good. He does have good music for sure. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is one of my favorite albums.
00:39:53
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I don't know just all the antics and all the like it's crazy and this album's coming out and then him being like no it's not ready just trying to get people on the internet to not shut the fuck up about it like it worked yeah and that's what turned me off dude but there are some of the videos were so funny like there is one of him like wearing that bulletproof vest and like he's wearing some sort of like animal mask and just doing curls in the fucking Falcon Stadium what is this guy doing he's doing curls hold on the
00:40:23
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I'll give him that if he was doing curls, that's cool. Trying to see if I can find a picture of it. Of him lifting weights. Dude, it was so weird. Oh, yeah, yeah. Someone was also saying like he didn't have like any interesting like features on the album, which I thought was kind of surprising because you can get like anybody in the world to make music with them, I feel like.
00:40:51
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Yeah, I heard I didn't. I need to listen to it because I just kind of had it playing in the background. That's the look at that picture real quick. That's all I have seen this from Jack, dude. But that's ridiculous. But God, I'm losing my train of thought. What are we talking about?
00:41:15
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We were talking about something about the features on the album. We were talking about the features on the album. Oh yeah, yeah. Apparently he had DaBaby and Marilyn Manson on it. Yeah, that was one of the tracks that got pulled, right? Like no shit, you know what I mean? Well, I think he brought them out at the listening event. Yeah, they performed with them. I think DaBaby had a verse on one song that got pulled from the album. Really? I didn't know that.
00:41:43
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Yeah. See, I'm like, I'm like, what are you trying to do? I feel like he's just trying to get as many people. He just wants people to talk about him. Well, Andy had Kim Kardashian come out in a wedding dress. Yeah. And now apparently they're like trying to rekindle their marriage. And I'm like, I thought.
00:41:58
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Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know what was going on with it. And he said he was, they were like just trying to show that, or she was trying to show that she supported the family or something. And I'm like, this is insane. Yeah. Oh yeah. They're going to be head cases. They're going to be so nuts.
00:42:16
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Like, I feel like, I feel like a kid to someone like that is like someone getting like a watch or a purse, you know what I mean? Not really, but maybe a little bit, you know? Like, look at this, like this new accessory I got. It talks and everything. Whoa. I don't know. I'm sure they love their kids. That's messed up, bro.
00:42:44
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No, I don't know. I don't know what what's going on with them. I'm pretty interested, but I think they they are recording every second of their lives. So we'll be able to see. There will be a documentary on this one all the time. Hmm. Like having to be that on all the time. Oh, it's crazy. It would be exhausting. Like everything you do is for public consumption. Yeah. Like being famous in general would be difficult, but being famous like.
00:43:10
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because of the way that they're famous, just for displaying their entire lives to everyone. Yeah, people like the Kardashians are famous for being
Fame, Cryptocurrency, and Spam Call Annoyance
00:43:19
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famous. And they've profited off it a lot and stuff, so all power to them, I guess. But that is what they're famous for. So it's just like they just have to. You never are not famous if you're them. It's going to be a nightmare. It would suck. You have nothing to yourself. You do have billions of dollars.
00:43:39
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Yeah, that's true. But but what is money but a fictional construct that everybody's agreed upon? Yeah, that's a good idea. We need to transition to Bitcoin. Yeah, now that we're talking about crypto. Yeah, yeah. So we have a great offer for you. If you give Bo and me $200.
00:44:00
Speaker
We'll make two millionaires. Yeah. If you invest in our new crypto called Saucecoin. You guys need to join our podcast. We are starting a cryptocurrency for sure. That would be awesome. If we get enough listeners, we should make a crypto. Yeah, better than pie for sure. Yeah. I was actually about to ask you that. Are you still on Pycoin?
00:44:26
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Yeah, I'm mining my pie every day for sure. Did I tell you? So Jack got me on this cryptocurrency basically. No, you got me on it. Oh, I got Jack on it, right. Another Jack got me on it. Sorry, I got the two Jacks mixed up. Wait, there's another Jack. Yeah, buddy, my name Jack in New York was the one who got me on pie coins. And then I was like, dude, Jack's going to be into it. And you were for a while.
00:44:51
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So it's like this crypto that is basically a startup and it gains value by people mining it or whatever. It's a scam. It's a pyramid scheme is what it is, essentially, because you get more pie if you get more people to mine pie. It's like with a pyramid scheme or a multi-level marketing thing where you get people to sign up under you and you get a portion of their revenue. It's literally exactly like that.
00:45:17
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That's exactly what it is, except with crypto. It's the first crypto pyramid scheme. It's really cool to be part of. It's genius, dude. It's just combining two scams together. We need to do that. That's actually a good idea. What are two well-known scams?
00:45:34
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And we can do timeshares. Timeshares is the first one that comes to mind. Crypto timeshares. You can own a crypto for a week out of the year. You own a hypothetical timeshare. And this one's great because if a government ever falls under, your timeshare doesn't lose value. It'll only appreciate.
00:46:02
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hypothetical vacation per year with your crypto timeshare. It's scam crypto. That's all it is. It's scam crypto, used car crypto. Oh my God, secondhand crypto.
00:46:19
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But I looked up how Pi is, how it'll be valued in terms of USD and however many years or something like that. And this was a month ago. And right now, I have 500 Pi. I think back then, I had 300 something. And at that point in time, if I quit mining Pi at that moment,
00:46:42
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in 2028, it would be worth $8.00. That's literally one sandwich. In today's dollars, you might not even be able to buy a sandwich in 2028 for $10.00. Hey, but if I keep mining in 2028, I'll be able to convert it into cash and get a beer at a bar and I'll drink that beer for free. That would be awesome. But I was justifying it because I was like,
00:47:08
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It takes me a second a day to hit mine my pie. And if I spent a second a day, a year, that's 360 seconds. That's how many minutes is that? That's six minutes a year. In seven years, that's 42 minutes. I spent 42 minutes mining pie. You know what's annoying? Let me tell you.
00:47:34
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Is the ads on it? Oh, yeah, that's how I that's how you were like, I think this is a scam There's so many ads on this dude as soon as as soon as you open the app There's a full like you mine and then there's a full-screen ad like take that it's hard now, too It's like one of those ads where it's hard to hit the X on it and stuff Yeah, I when that started happening and it pings you like that
00:47:55
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So much like mine pie and it's like tell your friends to mine pie the only reason i was mining pie like towards the end is cuz my brother was getting so mad at me cuz he was in like my pyramid he would get so mad at me for telling him to mine pie that it just like incentivize me to tell him to mine pie more often.
00:48:15
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Oh dude, I love pinging my inactive. There's a little button that says ping inactive. And you can ping the people in your blockchain or whatever who aren't mining. That was like the most unsure use of the word blockchain I've ever heard. Hey, let me tell you something. I know nothing about cryptocurrency. Dude, no one knows what the blockchain is.
00:48:40
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I know, it's so sketchy. Half of the people who talk about the blockchain, probably more than half who talk about the blockchain don't know what the blockchain is.
00:48:48
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They'll be like, oh, it's car insurance on the blockchain. It's the next big thing. Maybe that's what we should market the time shares on the blockchain. We suck you into an augmented reality for a week. We just give you an Oculus. You get to keep it for a week and that's a time share on the blockchain.
00:49:13
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But what you get is it's like you're at like a shitty timeshare when you put the office on. You're in neutral Florida. You're not even near the beach. You're like an hour north of Orlando. With like 75 year olds, but it's all virtual.
00:49:32
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It's on the blockchain. It's really cool. It's never going to depreciate value. It will never. Never. It'll only go up. It may not go up, but it'll never go down. It's worth nothing. It's worth what you make of it. That's what we'll tell our customers.
00:49:52
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much is worth and you could sell your freedom when it out your friends and family for a couple days if you're not going to use all your days on the timeshare blockchain. How would like how would like how would how would what's like another scam. So I feel like used car isn't as big of a scam as like a timeshare but pyramid scheme and timeshare like the big two right. The one that I always get
00:50:22
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because I get a lot of the scam calls and I always get people from the vehicle service department saying that my car
00:50:30
Speaker
Warranty is expired. I get those all the time too. I don't know how to make them stop I wanted them to stop so I've added myself to government do not call lists and done that too It doesn't do anything. What if what if it was um, your car warranty is about to expire on the blockchain? Car warranties on the blockchain The safest highway in the world
00:50:56
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And then it's just we give you an Oculus and you're on the Autobahn in Germany. That's what it is. I feel like if you just like made a website called the time shares on the blockchain, the government would come after you. Like immediately they have like, you know how they have those searches that are constantly running, trying to find terrorists and stuff like come up.
00:51:19
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I feel like if you do too much research on Bitcoin and blockchain and crypto, the government has you in a database. Probably. They're like, this guy doesn't like the US dollar. This guy doesn't trust our currency. Yeah. Dude, we're going on the blockchain. Let's only distribute. Okay. You know what? We're not going to Spotify. We're going on the blockchain instead. The first podcast.
00:51:44
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Yeah, the first podcast fully on the blockchain. If it's not too late, we should look into that. We'll let you guys know about the blockchain. This will probably be on Spotify, but we're going to leave Spotify pretty quick. In search of greener pastures, aka the blockchain.
00:52:07
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That's so good. I feel like on that note, we should end it. Yeah, I like it. Well, thanks, guys. I hope you enjoyed our first Spotify episode. First and last Spotify episode. Yeah, and this was the Baby Mike send-off episode, so say goodbye to Baby Mike, everyone. Yeah, for those of you who didn't listen to the last 26 episodes, that's kind of your bad, but Baby Mike, it's been real. Yeah, and hopefully we'll have better audio for you next week, so thanks, guys.
00:52:37
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Tuck sauce. Bo and Jack are just a couple dudes. Recap in line. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce.