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Talk Sauce #81 - Unable to Leave Las Vegas
10 Plays2 years ago
The boys are back by popular demand.
They recap their trips to Vegas and discuss possible money making opportunities.
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Transcript
Return of ToxSauce Podcast
00:00:18
Speaker
Hello. What's up, Beau? By popular demand, we've had some requests to cook up some sauce. Oh, we are. We're doing so. Apologies for the delay.
00:00:31
Speaker
But we've got podcasts for ToxSauce. By ToxSauce. I know it's been a while, but I'm vaping on Pod, which is just really throwing it back to old school Pod days. Yeah, but we'll only let himself vape when he's on Pod. So he's been calling me. He's like, dude, we got a Pod. I mean, vape. I mean, we called him at 2 AM on Saturday. Yeah.
00:00:55
Speaker
It's been good though, man. Yeah, it's weird. I think we just said it's been like a month since we recorded one, huh? Our last episode came out, today's February 13th, our last episode came out January 12th, so a month and a day.
Travel Adventures in Vegas and LA
00:01:09
Speaker
A lot's happened. Well, so I guess what happened in our defense is... We both traveled. You went to Vegas and then I went, like, and then just after that, I went to Vegas and then I went to LA. And then we both... How long have you gone for?
00:01:23
Speaker
I wasn't gone that long. I left on Tuesday night and then got back Sunday. Oh, okay. So like five days. Yeah. But it was good. But afterwards, it was kind of funny. I was talking to Kelly and I was like, yeah, usually each week, Bo and I will talk to each other about like when we're going to podcast and stuff, but neither of us reached out to each other this week. I think we're both just toast. We're both exhausted. Dude, man, it's crazy how much that'll impact.
00:01:53
Speaker
just your week after that. Cause I got back Sunday and I like got to bed at a decent time and stuff, but Monday and Tuesday, I was just so tired. It takes a couple of days to recover from dude. It really does man. It was crazy. Did you just walk like an absurd amount when you were in Vegas? Uh-huh. Alex and I, we like looked at her phone or she has an Apple watch and we walked like 14 miles one day.
00:02:17
Speaker
I don't think I walked as crazy. I definitely walked a lot of 14 miles. Yeah. Well, I think a lot of it was because we stayed out late the previous night. A lot of it was after midnight the previous night, but still. But well, I think it's just because you walk inside so much there and then it's like you don't have like one long destination. You just walk a bit, chill, have a drink and then like continue that. And you just the casinos are like labyrinths. You know, it's like you find like new like
00:02:47
Speaker
hallways that go to like different rooms or like, you know, they're just so massive. Dude, Vegas is the weirdest place. You know what I was thinking of actually just before?
00:02:57
Speaker
We got on. So you know how it's like the entire strip of Vegas charges. The price of like going to a sporting event and buying beer or something. It's like, it's crazy, dude. Every drink you get is going to run you like 15 bucks, even if it's a fricking like light beer. It's insane. Wild. I was talking with people about it where like New York is expensive, but Vegas is ripping you off.
00:03:23
Speaker
Yeah. You know what I mean? Dude, I'm sure though, if you get off the strip, it's fine. I bet it's very reasonably priced if you just get off of the Vegas strip. I went off the strip briefly twice for food both times. Three times. I ate three meals off the strip. Most of the time you're on the strip. Well, yeah, because I think a lot of people, for me, we didn't rent a car or anything, so it's just like we go and then we stay on the strip and you're just going to walk around there the whole time. Dude, I went to a sushi restaurant in Vegas.
00:03:51
Speaker
And they had $30 all you can eat sushi. Oh my God. How'd you feel after that? Good. I ate a lot of sushi. I did like two whole rolls and then I just went the sashimi route. Oh, that's smart. That's right. Yeah. The sushi was good though. It was really good. I was kind of like, I don't know. But then like we looked at, we're like, Oh, this actually looks really good, dude. And they kind of did it smart too. So it was $30 for all you can eat for 90 minutes.
00:04:20
Speaker
And then at the end of 90 minutes, if you had food left over, they charged you for. Yeah, I've seen, I've been to places that do that before. You're not wasting it. Alex actually worked at one that had kind of that same deal. I think that's all how all, all you can eat sushi restaurants do it because.
00:04:36
Speaker
they don't want you to order like a shit ton and then just have a ton of leftover fish because it's expensive. So she said they would be people who would like stack plates and like squish rolls like in between the plates and stuff that they couldn't finish eating.
Vegas Walks and Overpriced Drinks
00:04:51
Speaker
Like you'd find like a soy sauce container that just had like five sushi rolls in it or something. Yeah, I did like one whole roll that was like one type and then I did two halves.
00:05:05
Speaker
And then I just went like saying I should have done that dude that really speaks to the infrastructure of our nation that we're able to get like high quality sushi grade fish that you can eat like to the desert and Just like enough to where you can pay $30 and just have as much as you possibly want
00:05:22
Speaker
It's so insane. Dude, that's America for you, baby. When you show up in Las Vegas, last time I went to Vegas, I drove from LA with Alex, so you're just driving in nothingness, the nothing of the desert, and then Vegas pops out seemingly out of nowhere.
00:05:39
Speaker
Do you think it's a mirage? I could see someone getting lost in the desert wondering and just having an hallucination. Maybe that's how the idea was originally spawned. I think a lot of the idea behind it was the people wanting to prove that they could build a city like this in the desert. I don't think I'm making that up. I think that was part of the motivation to just prove the power of America to build a city in the desert.
00:06:06
Speaker
Sushi to it. Yeah Water is insane dude It's wild. I
Gambling Tales: Wins and Losses
00:06:13
Speaker
wonder how it became such Like a casino thing. Well, I'm kind of the idea
00:06:21
Speaker
So they just built it like specifically for that purpose? Yeah, to like make it like... Just hedonism in a city. When I was there, I came to this realization, I'm sure I told you this, where I was like, I've never been equally like disgusted and amazed by a place. Like simultaneously, I'm like constantly disgusted, but I'm also like,
00:06:45
Speaker
They do own it. They don't pretend they're not this. Dude, I was watching. Did you gamble at all while you were there? I gambled like 50 bucks.
00:06:58
Speaker
And then I did like $50 in sports bets. Oh yeah, that's right. Cause you told me you accidentally did a parlay, right? Yeah. And I lost, but I got two free drinks. So it was like, okay, that's for 50 bucks. I mean, that's probably what you would have paid anyway. Exactly. So it was like, I chopped up to just like buying drinks. So when I was there, like I liked playing blackjack and I really wanted to play blackjack when I was there, but all of the casinos have like,
00:07:26
Speaker
to play at an actual table to buy and start, or that per hand starts at 25 bucks, yeah, which is insane, right? And so they had these other ones, I don't know if you saw them where it's a machine where you play Blackjack, then there's an actual dealer who deals it and you like watch it on a screen. Have you seen that? Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
00:07:44
Speaker
So we were playing a bit of that and it was like $5 hands and we won like 40 bucks or something. And then I was like, I want to play at an actual table though. And I don't want to, I'm sure we could have gone and found like a different casino, but we're, I don't remember which one we were in, but we were in like one of the bigger ones. And it was like, you go to like downtown, they do like $2 hands. Yeah. And I could, I would love to do that. I think that'd be so fun. Cause blackjack is just fun when you're playing with like a bunch of the homies. I don't know how to play.
00:08:10
Speaker
Well, everyone's like on the same team. I mean, you're just trying to get 21, basically. So if the dealer busts, like everyone wins. So it's like you're all playing against the dealer and it's just like you don't have to try and outsmart anyone like you would with poker. That's cool. But Alex and I were like, OK, let's just play like we'll each get 100 bucks out and play on like the actual table. And this is like the extent of the gambling we're going to do. And dude, I'm not even kidding. In like three minutes, our money was just gone.
00:08:39
Speaker
Yeah, it was insane. It just evaporated. I couldn't believe it happened so fast. Like usually you'll win like a hand or two at least but it was just like, we both lost like four hands in a row and then all the money was gone. Holy shit. I played roulette once and roulette was $25 buy ins and I was kind of drunk when I played. I put down 25 on red, I think.
00:09:02
Speaker
and I lost immediately. Within five seconds, I lost $25 to the point where I was like, I didn't even have fun. Yeah, yeah. I was like, fuck this. That was the only time I actually gambled. I was like, fuck this. Yeah. I saw a dude there who was just by himself at a blackjack table with $500 minimum hand just playing. That's ridiculous. And I was like, what the hell is going on? He was just standing up by him. He didn't have a group of friends around him or anything. It was insane. You know what game I thought looked fun, though? It was craps.
00:09:33
Speaker
the dice. Have you ever played? No but I walked up to one of the tables and just watched and then asked the dealer to like explain to me the game and then the dealer explained it to me and at the time it made sense but then someone came up and actually started playing
00:09:48
Speaker
It's pretty, it's kind of complicated. I was like, I have no idea how this game works. I played, so one time my old company did this casino night thing where they had, it was, this is the company that like basically had, that sold for like pennies on the dollar because they did really badly with their money. So they had a casino night and they had like actual tables and like dealers come in and they had all the office.
00:10:14
Speaker
Yeah, they exactly and they had all of the major casino games. So we did craps a lot and you were basically like playing for prizes. So you weren't putting down money? No, but they gave you like a certain number of chips or something and then at the end you could like cash it in for prizes. What kind of prizes? They had like all kinds of shit like AirPods and like... So some pretty good stuff actually. Yeah, I don't think I want anything but
00:10:40
Speaker
We played craps and craps is like super fun, but I could not remember how to play it.
Vegas Nightlife and Clubs
00:10:45
Speaker
It's, but it's another one where everyone's on the same team just playing against the dealer. Oh, but it looks, it does look so fun. The dealers, you throw dice and the dealer is a rake that they scrape. It's like very involved and you won't look at it and you're like, this does look pretty fun. And you like really just throw the dice. Yeah. It's a big table. You can like kind of chuck them. It's probably like three yards. Yeah.
00:11:08
Speaker
Yeah, but I thought that one looked fun, but it was $25. It was like, I don't want to figure this out. Yeah, that's the thing. I think next time I go to Vegas, I'm going to like do one.
00:11:21
Speaker
night or something of like trying to find a cheaper casino. Well, there's like the downtown area called Fremont Street, which is where the people who actually live in Vegas go out when they go gambling and stuff, because it's like lower buy ins and stuff. And it's supposed to be a ton of fun. Yeah, like more reasonably priced. And dude, the amount of money I saw people just like throwing around in Vegas is so absurd.
00:11:42
Speaker
Well, the amount of money you throw around without even gambling, like you're saying drinks, like drinks, yeah, inexpensive there, like you spend 200 bucks without even like realizing. Yeah, but I also just saw like random people on a table just like throwing down like a stack of hundreds for chips. And I'm like, what the hell is going on?
00:12:01
Speaker
Yeah. And I also noticed that it it attracts more of like the hype beast type persona, like people wearing like Gucci and like all like all kinds of like crazy designer brands there. Like those people just flock to Vegas. Well, on parts unknown, he does a Vegas episode and he like talks to people about the changes of Vegas. And it's become like basically like a haven for like
00:12:27
Speaker
EDM DJs and that's like the main of like entertainment attraction now is like the shows are like you go see like I Don't know just DJs and stuff and it's like nightclub E and stuff now. Yeah, so it probably used to not be as like hype Kind of as it is now because I did go to this I might have told you about this but I went to this kind of club party thing I guess
00:12:52
Speaker
Yeah, so basically, I was at a bar, and there was someone who worked there, and she was giving us- Like a bar at a casino? Yeah, and she was giving us recommendations on what to do, because she lived there, and she was in her 20s. And she told us there was this place that did after parties for concerts. And there was a Bruno Mars concert that night, and there was a Bruno Mars after party. And Alex was like, we have to go. We're going to see Bruno Mars. How much are tickets?
00:13:20
Speaker
It actually wasn't that bad. It was like 25 bucks or something. It was reasonable. And we went and the place was actually sweet. Like it had a bunch of different rooms and it had this one place where it was just like a door that it just looked like part of the wall. And you open it and there was like a speakeasy inside of it. It was pretty sweet. Did you see Bruno Mars? No, but as soon as we walked in, I was like, no shot Bruno Mars shows up at this place. But they had on their video, they had like Anderson pack had been there previously.
00:13:49
Speaker
But I saw he was doing like Bruno Mars is doing like four nights in a row and it was like a Wednesday or something And I was like, dude, there's no way But he didn't end up coming but it was kind of cool They had like dancers and stuff on the stage and like every it was like a production is pretty cool. But yeah They're like cheapest vodka. They have was Tito. I think it was Tito's or something. They didn't even have like a proper well vodka and
00:14:13
Speaker
And we ordered it with $17 for like one. But they do pour strong drinks. For sure. There's at least that. I went to a bar and I was like, I just got like, beard out. I was like, I've drank so much beer. I'm kind of sick of beer. Then I started just getting whiskey. And I asked the bar what their well whiskey was and was bullet bourbon. I was like, how is that well? That's exactly what it was. It's like, come on.
00:14:42
Speaker
That's like three stages up. At least. Yeah. Bullets not like that G. Yeah, bullets like mid shelf for sure. Yeah, it was wild. I was like, this is bananas. I did it though. Yeah. But when I was at this party, there was so they had like basically several different rooms where they would have a different DJ and
00:15:06
Speaker
They had this outdoor patio area kind of thing and there was music playing and at one point like a dance circle broke out. Yeah. And these guys started going and it was like professional quality like breakdancing. That's kind of cool. I thought it was cool to see.
00:15:21
Speaker
It was crazy and they were just like in a dance circle and I'm like convinced that they were employed by the bar. I was like, there's no way that this just happened. Dude, it was like he was there was a guy who was legit just spinning on his head, like not using his hands, like just on his head. No way. Like he started himself like doing the, you know, like typical breakdancing thing where you're like,
00:15:42
Speaker
And he started like that. And then he like went onto his shoulder and then was just like on his head. And he's just like spinning. And I was like, what the hell? That's bananas, bro. Yeah. No way that was just like, what do they call it when people like break out and dance in like a big group, like randomly? Flash mob. There's no way that was like a flash mob situation. No, it's just two dudes. So it looked like the dance, you know, when you'll there'll be a dance circle at like a bar party and it's like usually people just like shitty, like jumping around kind of thing.
00:16:10
Speaker
That's what I expected. And I walked up to it and I was like, what is going on here? At first, I was like, this is just a different level, but then my conspiracy theory developed. Yeah. And I'm not surprised that you started spiraling into conspiracy. Yeah, I had to. Seems like a Jack move. Yeah, I pick up good on Vegas for a little while, though. Dude, I want to go back tomorrow. No, I'm just kidding. No, I was. It was a lot. I would definitely do off the strip if I go back. Yeah.
00:16:41
Speaker
One weird thing that did happen while I was there.
Quirky Bar Experiences
00:16:44
Speaker
So I went to this bar that did.
00:16:47
Speaker
All of the drinks were $20 plus. It was like a mixology kind of bar, you know, where they just had like really fancy drinks. And what Alex and I both got the same drink and it was like, uh, it was like a ginger, like they had like ground ginger in there. Like it was really ornate and it was really good. Um, and it was the place they had like stamped ice cubes on it. Um, like it was like super fancy and.
00:17:12
Speaker
Drink was like $24 or something like that. Honestly, compared to a vodka soda being $50. Yeah, you might as well. It's probably worth it. But when we're there, they had put straws in the drink. And instead of a straw in my drink, there was this pin.
00:17:29
Speaker
instead of a straw. So initially I was like, is this some like hipster bullshit that they're trying to pull? But I think they legit like because it was a similar color. I think it like got mixed in with the straws on accident and did on accident. Yeah. I was so confused because I would think initially, oh, they're doing like some hip bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like have you been to a place where they put a receipt in a book?
00:17:56
Speaker
So annoying. And I'm like, Come on, man. I am. There's a bar in Vegas that I went to. I've gone to it both times. I think I can't remember the it's in a bar called the chandelier room in one of the casinos. And it sounds familiar. They give you like a flower that you chew on.
00:18:18
Speaker
And it like numbs your tongue. Oh, dude, I've done. I know what you're talking about. And like over the course of the cocktail, like it changes flavors because of what the flour does to your taste buds. And one of the guys I was with, he tried it and he was like.
00:18:34
Speaker
This tastes like shit and it's continuing to taste like shit. It just is like evolving into like different shitty flavors for him. I thought it was, I thought it was pretty good, but he was like, this stinks. I know those flower things you're talking about. I had them somewhere. I don't think it was in Vegas, but they're weird.
00:18:50
Speaker
is expensive. The amount of money they can charge at places there is insane. It's like, where else are you going to go? You can't go anywhere. They trap you. It's like an amusement park. The closest city is like 50 miles away. It really is like an adult Disney world. It's exactly what it is. To me, when I was there, I was like, this is no different than Disney.
Exploring New York-themed Casino
00:19:14
Speaker
difficult. But it felt like Disney to me, like you're in like ancient Egypt and you're in New York City and you're like, you know, it's like all the different Disney, like regions, whatever you call, I forget what they're called. Yeah.
00:19:35
Speaker
Yeah, but it was, dude, the New York, New York one that we were staying in was tripping me. I told you, I called you and I was like, dude, this place is trippy. And you were like, how's it trippy? I was like, you'll see, man, it's tripped, dude. So for those of you who don't know, it's.
00:19:53
Speaker
All of the casinos in Vegas are like massive resorts. And like Bo was just saying, they have some sort of theme. So there's like an Egyptian one, there's an Italian one. And I was staying in the one that was New York themed. And inside, it's like the streets of New York City, which are like really recognizable famous streets of New York City, but they're all like tiny, like,
00:20:15
Speaker
They're probably like, the buildings are like 20 feet tall maybe, or 15 or 20 feet tall, but they look exactly like it, but the doors and the windows are all really small, and it's so weird. It's a trip, dude. It's wild. It really does feel similar to the streets in New York. It does, and the outside of it is just New York skyscrapers. It's all the different towers of hotel rooms, or like the Empire State Building, like the Twin Towers.
00:20:44
Speaker
Shit, it's really wild. Yeah. Dude, so I have a changing gears completely from Vegas onto the Empire State Building. How do you feel about the city of New York supporting the Eagles with the Green Empire State Building? I can't believe they did that. They're rivals. Yeah, it makes no sense. So basically what happened was New York, they can light up the Empire State Building and they lit it up green after the Eagles won.
00:21:13
Speaker
I think when they won the NFC championship game. It's pretty wild. I know that there's like an app that like rich and famous people are on where they can pick the colors of the Empire State Building.
00:21:29
Speaker
I think it's pretty, it's very exclusive and very hard to get on the app. I don't even know what it's called. I wonder if someone was on that and did it as like- But they tweeted it. The Empire State Building account. I think it was just someone like from Philadelphia and was like, I'm risking it all for this. I hope it was worth it because they lost the Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. We were recording this one day after the Super Bowl.
00:21:54
Speaker
Yeah, unfortunately we didn't get our picks in, but it's never too early to pick next year. Yeah. All right. Who you got next year? Chiefs again. Cowboys. Chiefs, Cowboys. No, I don't know. I mean, of course I would like to see the Cowboys in there. I don't know, man. Buffalo. What's not to like about Buffalo? They got good wings. The cold. The cold. Dude, Liverpool's in Vegas next year.
00:22:23
Speaker
Dude, we might have to go back to Vegas, baby. Oh, shit. The Super Bowl edition. You think we could get press passes? No, that'd be cool, though. Yeah, we we host the art. We have the smallest yet most loyal fan base of any podcast out there. Yeah, we'll pitch it to them. That would be cool if we got a booth and just like interview players and stuff. We could make it happen, I think. Could you imagine if we like conned our way?
00:22:53
Speaker
We're like interviewing Patrick Mahomes. You know what I mean? Every day, that'd be so wild. That would be pretty sweet. Do you think we should like pretend to be CNN or something? Or should we go with the talk sauce branding? What we need to do is buy more followers, like a lot, and buy more mics and stuff too. I really think that you could
00:23:20
Speaker
accomplish a lot by doing that. I do too. Once you hit like 10,000 followers on Instagram. If you buy likes and stuff too consistently and then I feel like people will be more likely to follow you and you can like promote your posts and stuff and if people see a lot of engagement, they're more likely to engage.
00:23:38
Speaker
It's a good launch pad to like actually. Yeah. But then you get busted. You know what I've been thinking about actually? So it's a big thing in advertising now to like get influencers to do stuff. Like you can be like, Hey, like make a few posts with my product. Um, so if you were like a musician or something, and what if you got like a tick tock influencer and you're like, make a trend with my song and you paid him, do you think that you could like,
00:24:06
Speaker
become famous from that. We should get someone to do it with the screamo version. Yeah, dude, that literally exactly what I was thinking. We need to find a viral trend. Yeah. We need to find like a mid tier
00:24:20
Speaker
TikTok person who shows a lot of promise, who could potentially get famous later on. And then we pay them like 50 bucks or whatever their rate is probably more than that. But yeah, probably like 200. Yeah. To use the song in like a TikTok dance. Yeah. Cause if it's someone really famous, then people are going to like copy it and start doing it. And then people are like, Oh, where does this talk sauce theme song come from? And then that's our launch pad, baby. We haven't used that one in a long time.
00:24:50
Speaker
We could use it for this episode. Yeah. Um, I don't know. I mean, we've gone so long without it and we've always said it has to be used for, for a special occasion or a special. We could use it on number 100. What number are we at now? I think this is 81. Did we use it for 69? No, we didn't use. Oh yeah. We just put them up on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah. That would have been a good occasion for it though. Um, but yeah, let's do it for 100.
00:25:19
Speaker
Yeah. How much money would you be willing to dump into like trying to get a Seamus on TikTok? 10K. All right. Here's what we do. Here's what we do. We plan a Vegas trip. Yeah. All right. And then whenever our flights are supposed to go off, we like call in a bomb threat or something so that our flights get canceled and we can't get to Vegas. And then with all of the money we would have spent on Vegas, we use it to promote the podcast. It's a good idea. That's a great idea.
00:25:49
Speaker
I'm down 10,000 bucks, easy money. Yeah, easy. We should start instead of a 401k, we should just have an account that goes into where we put 10% of our income for podcast production. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's really smart.
Indoor Smoking in Vegas: A Unique Experience
00:26:09
Speaker
What was I going to say? Oh, also speaking of airplanes in Vegas, I got stuck in the Vegas airport for eight hours. Oh, yeah.
00:26:19
Speaker
So Beau called me at, well, it was like 8am. It was like 7am in Vegas, I think. Yeah, it was like 8 or 9. And he calls me, what was it, Monday? It was Monday morning. Yeah, he calls me Monday morning at like 8am.
00:26:37
Speaker
I was at a bar and I'm like, what's up, man? And he's like, hello, like lost my voice. He sounded so bad and you're like, dude, I don't know if I'm gonna make it to my flight today because I had stayed up all night the night of the wedding because
00:26:58
Speaker
There's no real good excuse, but you're just sitting in a bar in a casino and time doesn't exist. It's a sensory deprivation tank because it's just light. There's no clocks anywhere and they just keep it bright and it seems like it could be 2 p.m. or 2 a.m. and you have no idea. You have no idea. If the sun's out, you have no fucking clue. Literally, you couldn't tell. I feel like it gets weird whenever you're traveling too because the time zone changes and you just get all messed up.
00:27:27
Speaker
Yeah, and I lost my voice from the wedding, from smoking.
00:27:37
Speaker
And I called Jack because I was like, I realized what time it was and I had to go to the airport relatively soon, but I didn't have time to sleep. So it's like, I guess I'll just go up to my room, shower, pack and then like go to a bar and just like kind of just nurse a beer and like kill time. I was like, this is my last hours in Vegas. I'm going to lean in to debauchery, which I did. And then I called Jack and I was like, dude, I've tried so hard to stay awake, man.
00:28:07
Speaker
Yeah, you were on the struggle bus for sure. I forgot my voice was gone when I called you two. You sounded like you had been through some serious stuff. Which I really had it. I was just tired. You're just tired, yeah, and you drank a lot and smoked and everything. My voice was gone. Takes a toll on the body though. When your voice is gone, you sound insane. It does sound like you went through shit. Yeah. I just smoked a lot of cigarettes at a wedding yesterday.
00:28:37
Speaker
Because you can smoke inside. So it's kind of fun. Dude, even at the fancy casinos, you can smoke inside. I know, it's kind of awesome. That's my favorite part about Vegas. Smoking inside? Quite frankly, yeah. When I got to Vegas,
00:28:56
Speaker
And I got to my hotel before I even went to my room. I had to walk through the casino to get to the elevator bank. And I was like, oh, yeah, I could do this. And I walked into a convenience store in the casino and I bought a pack of cigarettes and I stood there and I smoked a cigarette before I even went up to my room because I was like, I can do this here. Savage, dude. It was awesome. So you ended up being stuck in the airport, right? Yeah, my flight was delayed for like eight hours.
00:29:25
Speaker
So what time was your flight? Like noon, right? Like noon, noon-ish. And then around like eight- So you got through security and everything before it was delayed? Yeah. Okay. And it wasn't like they were like, this is delayed eight hours. They delay it for like- Yeah, they do it like 30 minutes at a time. So I'm like, give me the full, cause I'll just leave and come back. Oh, it's the worst when they do that. And they definitely know. I think there's some sort of, someone told me, I don't know, it might be another conspiracy theory thing, but someone told me that if they delay it by like a certain amount,
00:29:55
Speaker
There's some sort of thing that like works better with like their numbers and reporting or something. I don't know the whole story is delayed six hours on JetBlue, which fuck JetBlue, by the way. I flew JetBlue also. It's fine for me though. It's typically a nice airline, but that experience. It's a lot smaller, so I think they don't have as much resources as the other ones do. But if a flight's delayed six hours on JetBlue, you get $200.
00:30:21
Speaker
So I think that's part of it. So then they had I was like mentally out of Vegas. So they're trying not they're like, we got to get this here so we don't have to like lose all these people. Yeah. And and then they had to put me in a hotel. So I'm at the airport, like just ready to be home mentally. I'm like out of Vegas. And then I had to go back.
00:30:42
Speaker
And I was just so over it at that point,
Airport Woes: Stuck in Vegas
00:30:45
Speaker
dude. I was so fucking over it. You were probably so tired and dead. Why am I going back in this hellhole? I was like, I'm going back. This stinks. That's got to be like purgatory in a nutshell. I felt like I was dead. Just getting like dead, being like, oh, I finally get to go home. And then you like get on a plane, you fly, you get like in your Uber. And then the next thing you know, you're back on the street.
00:31:09
Speaker
Because that's what happened when they put me in the Tropicana. And I walked in and I see a casino and I was just like, we're pulse. It was like the last thing I would look for right now. It's a fucking casino. So I just go up to my room or I check in, I go up to my room and I shower and I go straight to sleep until I have to go back to the airport. I was like, I don't want to be here. I don't want to look at anything. I just want to like be home.
00:31:32
Speaker
So I slept. But I needed that sleep, though, quite frankly. Yeah. Yeah, because you would have slept anywhere, right? You would have just gone home and slept. Yeah. Yeah, but it was, yeah, it was a nightmare, though. But you want to rap? Yeah, we'll rap. Thanks, guys. We're back. And yeah, that's it. Yessir. Talk sauce. Talk sauce. Bo and Jack are just a couple news. Recap in line. Talk sauce.
00:32:03
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Tuck sauce. Tuck sauce? Tuck sauce.