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Bitch, I'm in the...
Technical Glitches and Equipment Upgrades
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welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen my name is brian with me always i'm mark what's happening mark how are you stupid fucking thing uh the video didn't the video didn't play for mine neither so what happened the video or the intro it didn't play on my end well i don't know why whatever i think it's time to an upgrade on your computer or something and you're gonna pay for you you know what You going to pay for the upgrade? Yes.
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Okay, fine. we need We need to find a sponsor then. Yeah, good luck with that. Nobody likes this show, dude. that Listen, we literally have like three viewers right now. so No, we don't. We got five.
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Oh, yeah, because you told the kids to make sure they tune in, right? ah She can't hear you.
Guest Introduction: Morgan Milam
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Who can't hear us? Our guest.
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Morgan cannot hear us. you hear Mark, can she hear you? Can you hear me?
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right, you might have to go. You might have to go out and come right back in. Let's do that. Bring her on the screen. We'll talk for a second. Look what you did. OK, so here in a minute, guys, we're going to have a guest that Mark went out and and snagged up for from another podcast that she was on about two weeks ago. Right.
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Yes. you're over here You're over here doing what other people have done to us in the past. No, I asked that first. I got smart. Okay. Morgan, can you hear me now?
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Yes. All right. all right. Ladies and gentlemen, let's please welcome Ms. Morgan Milam. Did say it right? You did. You did. Nailed it.
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I think he froze. He did freeze. Actually, he's having some technical difficulties. Oh, out there you are. so Oh, my gosh. I'll blame StreamYard.
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How about that? Yeah, blame StreamYard. Jesus. It's definitely Spectrum. Oh, you use Spectrum? That's why. Fiber Internet. oh like we have to We don't have a choice.
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Yeah, we we only have one in our county. That's it. That's tough. I can't say that in our part of the county. Yeah, if you've never seen the episode of South Park where they were talking about how they're going to leave the cable company and go to somebody else, and yeah yeah, we can't do that either.
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No, I have not. I don't watch South Park too much. It's not my bag. let's That's a shame. I used to watch it all the time. Then my kids watched it, and they've never stopped. That's okay. i um I get a lot of flack for not liking South Park. I also don't really watch Family Guy. so Okay, fine. Run away if you want to.
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Okay, now she's back. Hey, can you hear me now? Hey, listen, I can't help that I'm being all fuzzy and all that stuff. Everything's working fine on my end, so hold on. I have to go get my child.
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It's the broken fiber that she has in her fiber optic network. Yeah, my internet. It's definitely you. It's not us. It's definitely you. All right, so where where is Morgan from? What is she what has she been at?
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Well, you'll have to find out in a minute. Oh, okay. There's a big, long list of movies that she's been in All right,
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all right guys. And while we're waiting, we have some very we have a very special guest coming on next week. And we're actually going to play his music during our halftime point of the show.
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Mark, who do we have next week? Ronnie D. Hunt. Hell yeah. If you're not listening to Ronnie D. Hunt, go find him on TikTok or Spotify and go listen to his new song, One Foot in the Grave.
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It is absolutely fantastic. um And we will be playing some Ronnie D. Hunt tonight when we play some music.
Parenting Tips: Teething Solutions
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All right. Morgan. Listen, i might only be able to do like a half hour or so. My youngest is teething currently. So he's um extra... How do I put this delicately? know.
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Twatty. So what you're supposed to do, and i don't know if you know this or not, I mean, how many kids have you had? Two. Well, there you go. you You already know this trick. You take a ah wash rag.
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Yeah. And you put it up in the freezer. Yeah. You hand it to and just be like, here, chew on this. Yeah. He's chewing on something right now and he's still mad at me. Oh, he's upset. Yeah. It's okay. It'd be like that.
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Where's my baby Talon all at? Literally. Well, he's already had some, so he needs to just relax. Let it happen. Yeah, its it kind of sucks, man. i mean It's okay. He's got his first two teeth, so now it just keeps going. And then it'll be done. It was shitty. It's terrible.
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Yeah, teeth suck. Yeah, they do. Too bad we need them, though. Yeah, for real. So, Morgan, what ah what movies have you been in? I've been in quite a few. My IMDb says 55 total. crap.
Morgan's Acting Career Highlights
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yeah Yeah, I know. um It doesn't feel like 55, but apparently 55. Recently, I did... the last thing i did
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Oh, he's going to be so mad at me. The last thing I remember doing was Satan's Peak, and that was before I had my youngest. And that was, i just shared a trailer on my Facebook because you can pre-order it now. James L. Edwards is the guy that did it, and it is fantastic. It's like ah it's like an indie Shaun of the Dead kind of to me, like hot fuzz.
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Okay. Yeah, it could be part of the Cornetto trilogy for sure. Okay. Sounds fun. And then I have stuff coming up more than anything else right now. What do you got coming out?
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I have two movies that I'm going to be filming here in a couple of months. Both of them directed by Montavious Parker. One of them is called Knock Knock and the other is called Devil's Melody and I'm a lead in both.
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And both of those are his films? Yes. Okay. Okay. Mr. Knock Knock. What's that one about? That one is kind of like what would happen if you ordered DoorDash, but you ordered DoorDash from the wrong person.
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You ordered a DoorDash murderer. Yeah. yeah Yeah. cool Pretty much. yeah like i order towards But there's a really good twist. There's a really good twist at the end that I think everybody is going appreciate. Montavious is a fantastic writer. Seriously.
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So it's ah it's it's kind of, it's got some ups and downs and then a twist at the end. got It's like ah M. Night Shyamalan, if M. Night Shyamalan didn't stink. If he didn't do everything about aliens, gotcha. Yeah, for real, sorry. I'm just not an M. Night Shyamalan girl.
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M. Night Shyamalan-a-ding-dong. He does have a fun last name.
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where Where are you from? I'm from a little town called Johnsville. Is that in Indiana? It's in Ohio.
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Damn, I was so close. I should have been Ohio. I was going for Ohio, and I was like, you know what? I'm going Indiana. Everybody can guess I'm from Ohio most of the time, or close to it, usually.
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or I get the South. They're like, you must be like West Virginia. And I'm like, bye, God. No, we have teeth brush, not toothbrush.
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Sorry. You're fine. Stupid joke. Sorry. Mark, your turn.
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Oh, shit. I won't make fun of ah Ohio today, then. I did that all last show. Good. Don't do that.
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Even though I do hate living in Ohio, I won't lie. What's wrong with Ohio, guys?
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and Eh... There's a lot of things wrong with Ohio. I said, i can't make fun of it today. Why?
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Trying to be nice. Okay. for many I know it's not something I i do very often.
From Haunted Houses to Hollywood
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Morgan, how did you get into the acting scene? How did this happen for you?
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So I started working in a haunted house when I was in high school and, um, It is called Blood Prison now, but then it was called Paranormal Penitentiary and Robert Kurtzman ran it.
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And um you know you meet people, there was makeup artists and stuff in the industry and I made friends. And one day i was asked to be an extra in a film and they ended up really liking me. So I kind of landed my first little gig through extra work and working at a haunt. And then it went from there.
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Do you do any like cosplay stuff? Oh yeah, I do cosplay. Not so much right now. um I stopped while I was pregnant because, you know, it's it's hard to cosplay pregnant. um I did a few things, but not much. But now that I've had my kids, I'm going to get back into it. I cosplayed Bulma from Dragon Ball the most.
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Out everything I own, I own every Bulma variant you could imagine. Okay. I don't know that i don't know the show. Sorry. Oh. Your daughter does, probably. My daughter is a cosplayer. She would tell me, oh, I know exactly who that is, blah, blah, blah, blah. yeah so she just did She just did Megacon, and she did two characters.
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du who Who was she? Do you remember?
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she She did somebody from One Piece, the cowgirl. My husband is currently super obsessed with One Piece. He watches the anime. I've watched a little bit of it, but I don't really watch Have you watched the actual series on Netflix? It's actually decent. It's an anime show, that's for sure.
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Oh, yeah, you can definitely tell. like the Like, the main character is super alive, bro. I'm like, okay, what the fuck is happening? I think he's got a little bit, I think he's a little touched.
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um Well, Luffy is based lightly off of Goku from Dragon Ball. so So they're both a little touched? Goku had a severe head injury when he landed on Earth. So yeah, he is a little touched.
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It's a little touched for sure.
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can you guys pick up my kids in the background? No. no Perfect. good dude if you just give them like little debbie snack cakes and and be like here take all that's not how that works around 8 13. this you guys um are lucky this is their bedtime yes yeah this is not the time that they need a fucking little debbie snack cake just for an hour mom yeah i'm still waiting for brian to tell you to give him a little bit of whiskey Yeah, for real. Good God. what else are you going to tell me? That's what our moms used to do to us, you know? Well, and look at how that turned out.
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I like whiskey. What you want from me? Yeah. That's why I'm not allowed to drink no more. That's why our generation has ah alcoholism. We have it in unison. No.
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Yes, we do. We're all one collective liver. That's exactly right. Yeah, we're just we're we're all waiting to go to the great beyond together. Brian drinks. and Yeah, for the both of us. Listen, yeah. i At the end of the day, though, Mark, you you know, you don't have to drink because i will just do it for you. That's right. You'll be happy. Oh, that's a real homie.
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Yeah, exactly. you See, looking out for my friend who has not drank. it Yeah, that's a homie. He said I got you. It'll be 18 in June. That's about how many beers I drink a day then.
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At least 18. Good Lord have mercy. Your liver is on the inside of your body screaming. No, it doesn't scream. Not again! No!
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I just watched, ah have you guys watched the remake for Anaconda? No, I have not subjected myself to that yet, but I might. It is so funny. It's actually like when I read it and it said comedy, I was like, how is Anaconda a comedy? I just don't.
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I don't know. i pretty I thought the fucking original was pretty funny. There's nothing quite like watching Ice Cube wrestle around a giant anaconda.
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So, yeah, it's. easy jack black you got
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What's that? oh my wife said anything with Jack Black. You better hope it's funny.
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Jack Black is only funny if he gets to be Jack Black. If they try to put that man in a role where he does not, have he can't be Jack Black, it's so bad. That Goosebumps movie was terrible. She said, I'm only halfway through Anaconda. Are you watching it right now? Don't spoil the ending. closet and Yeah. the yeah Listen, if you remember the original, this is kind of like that movie. Maybe.
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Maybe. i will hoping and I'm hoping and praying that Ice Cube makes a guest appearance. Do you want go to tell you? Does he? Does he really? Yes, he does.
Reimagining 'Anaconda': A Comedic Take
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it. I will watch it. I will watch it. I love that man. Love that man. Yes, and they do play Sir Mix-a-Lot at the beginning and the end of the film. There you go. I just spoiled it for you.
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I like big butts and I cannot lie. Fuck yeah, bro. Fuck yeah, bro. that's Okay. I love that. We're playing over and over again. And I was just like, okay, now got to go listen to fucking Sir Mix a lot. I love Sir Mix a lot. I have a lot of his music saved. People do not give him enough credit because all they think of is, um, I like big butts and who let the dogs out.
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I think. Was he who let the dogs out? no, no, no. no They definitely think of I like big butts, and I'm like, you guys have to listen to Lockjaw and listen to the whole song, not just the TikTok bit.
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Do the buttermilk biscuits. Listen, how about how about the lemon pound cake, guys?
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How about the lemon pound cake? Mark has no clue. Afro man. So I watched him live in Ashland at a fucking shithole dive bar. I paid $20 to watch this band. Totally worth it?
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not No, it was worth it. Did everybody get stoned? No. um Everybody in that bar was a tool. Oh, wow. And he only played two songs that I really wanted to hear. The rest of it was all like newer stuff. And I, unfortunately, am not a person that keeps up with Afro Man.
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it's So if you don't play like your OGs, I'm not going to know what he's doing. So he played two songs and then i did some shots and I left. Listen, it's Afro Man. He was a one-hit wonder.
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He's got like three solid ones. He's got a new one coming, so attention. I was going to clean my room. Because I got high, Cult 45, and then there's another one that I can't remember. There's another one that was decent, but yeah. Other than that, not much.
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yeah go ahead and drop lemon pound cake because that thing is coming dude i'm telling you that that that song that song is fantastic and it's it's getting around i promise you eventually mark you'll know yeah um well what the fuck are you guys talking about what's living and listen to it i should have said play that for our halfway point song so you want us to get in trouble for it i don't i don't care He just got out of court. You think he wants to go back?
00:16:57
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I think we're good. So um characters that you like to play, if it's all your choice, Morgan, do you like to play the final girl or the killer?
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I like being the final girl. um I think it's, it's in in horror film, you're not a final girl if you don't get your ass handed to you. And I love fight scenes and blood and gore and all that stuff, you know? So being a final girl kind of encompasses
Horror Film Roles: The Final Girl
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and That's really what I'm about. I mean, surviving isn't really the end goal for me, but I do find that final girl roles have the most fun shit to do.
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So that's what I like to do. i mean, I could die at the end for all I care. I like a good death scene, but the ability to be able to have fight scenes with the killer or fight scenes with, you know, someone that's turning or whatever have you like that stuff is fun to me. I like that.
00:17:56
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do you do your own stunts? Yes. What? Get out of town. I don't do anything super crazy now. um But yeah, I, everything that I've ever done in film is me. Okay.
00:18:07
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Yeah. so pretty soon we're going to see the clothesline from hell. The, it's so I'm doing a film called 92 hours and i I know this film.
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Yeah. So I'm going to be doing that. Yeah. They are doing a bunch of fight training and stuff. So I'm actually going to be learning how to, how to, how to actually do fight like solid fight stunts. So I don't know that there's going to be a clothesline, but I can say that I will be whipping ass.
00:18:39
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that's fun. I don't know. i think my daughter was, was going to get with Keith to do. a scene in the film. I don't know. I don't know if my kid's going to show up or not, but I thought it would pretty cool for her to get it.
00:18:54
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Yeah, eventually we'll actually see what we're doing in the movie. Oh, wait minute. We do know what we're doing in the movie. Yeah, we know what we're doing in the movie. We don't have a script. Do you got a script? yeah For 92 hours? Yeah.
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um Everybody's going to get their stuff once he gets like the campaign finished and everything. Yeah. Yeah. We're still selling merch, guys, for $92. We are indeed. We are funding that bad boy because if we don't get good funding, we don't get to do cool stuff. And if it's a sci-fi film, there needs to be giant glowing aliens and and tentacles and slime and... and Yeah, Keith, I do so often, well, you know, he he shows
Sci-Fi Action: '92 Hours'
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some of the stuff. He sends me little things here and there and about it, like the egg, when he first did the egg and stuff. How cool was the egg? Did you see the final product? Oh, yeah.
00:19:45
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Yes. He's doing that all by hand. He is so talented. Yeah, he's he showed us the mini. Have you seen the mini? Yes. Oh, my gosh. It looks so good. yep So yeah, so we're excited for it We're just waiting for the word to like, hey, let's push this harder and harder and faster so that we can do this. so Yeah, I'd like to be able to do it this year.
00:20:06
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that That would be great. Yeah, because did he ever finish releasing um The Red Huntress? The Red Huntress. Yeah, that's all out and stuff. I thought it was on YouTube.
00:20:17
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Okay. oh It is? I'm gonna have to go find it and finish watching it. Yeah, I think it is on YouTube. I thought he still had not done that. and well We'll find out.
00:20:29
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all right, Mark, let's do this because we're only going to have Morgan for a little bit of time because she's going to try to run off and stuff. and I still want to play Florida, Not Florida with I am going to have to run off. Can you hear it back there beckoning me? No, no, no. no no no just got You got to hang. Just take the phone with you.
00:20:43
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We're going play a game. for you We're going to do this. We're going to play the music video. We'll come back. We'll play Florida or Not Florida with you because I know that you have kids we'll get that done. Enjoy the music video, you guys play Your kids can play.
00:20:59
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Yeah. All right, guys. We're going to listen to some Ronnie D. Hunt. We'll be right back, guys.
00:21:33
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She drowns out every old flame I'm a burning man, she's a hurricane Oh I'm high to the touch, I'm blazing enough Her waters are rising, always raising me up Every chance that I can I'm pulling her in, the times that we spend, do it all over again Just like embers of coal, covered in snow She blows in my smoke, I'm in her ocean to flow Feel the temperatures high, then it goes low Let me spin you around, watch you connect to my soul That's the heat in the night, running in rain
00:22:16
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Flooded my heart, damn it it's deep It's a wildfire now and ain't no reason to leave In the dead of a storm, ridin' the waves But when we're together, baby, we're lightin' our way I'm like fire, you're when it's raining We're getting higher, girl, I'm not complaining I'm trying to find you every time you dance love like this, you'll never see it faded Cause I'm like fire, you're when it's raining
00:22:50
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I'm not complaining I'm trying to find you every time the day begins A love like this you'll never see it fade Breaking the ice I'm making a lot When I'm lit up with you I don't mind paying the price Close that door slowly Strikes that pose for me Rock and roll and emotions Our souls gon' bleed Oh it's effortlessly It's forever with me You can hit mind I'll be wherever you make it won't waste your time, just don't waste mine You see taillights in the distance and those ain't mine Girl, I'm on my way, I'm on my way
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Cause I'm like fire, pure when it's raining We're getting higher, girl I'm not complaining I'm trying to find you, every time the day ends A love like this you'll never see faded Cause I'm like fire, pure when it's raining I'm like fire
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You're when it's raining, oh no I'm like fire, you're when it's raining I'm like fire, you're when it's raining I'm like fire, you're when it's raining Love like this, you'll never see it faded I'm like fire, you're when it's raining We're getting higher, girl I'm not complaining trying to find it, every time the day is love life
00:25:03
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Okay, we're back. So ladies and gentlemen, that's Ronnie D. Hunt music. That was Fire and Rain. yeah digging it and uh next week we will have mr ronnie d hunt on the show gonna be talking about the new album on one foot in the grave and uh well i'll show playing the song one foot in the grave oh that's cool pretty cool right so we are back with miss morgan milam uh morgan morgan is an actress actor actress actress actor
00:25:39
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Is it it used to be that men were actors and women were actresses? <unk>ss Actress, actress, actress. Plural is what you were saying. Now it's everybody's an actor.
00:25:51
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Is that right? I mean, I say actress, but. It's because it's the feminine term. It's kind of like the Spanish term for, you know. Him and her, him, yeah you know, what she and he or whatever, you know? So anyway, guys, we are back and we're gonna play a little game called Florida or not Florida.
00:26:11
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Morgan, this game is very easy. I'm not sure if you've ever seen the show. Right here, right about the halfway point of the show, we play a music song, which we just did. And then we come back and we play a little game called Florida or not Florida. This is where Brian reads a headline.
00:26:27
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And it's either going to be a Florida man headline or a not Florida man headline. Your job is very easy. All you got to do is tell me Florida or not.
00:26:38
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I have five questions. I ask five questions. And if you can get a bunch of them right, and we're going play with some of the people in the audience possibly. If you get them right, we're going to send you some of these guys right here.
00:26:53
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Oh, nice. Yes. holan Absolutely. These are our talking shit military decals. But but wait, there's more. Mark, what else you got?
00:27:06
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Oh, that's the original. That's the OG decals. Oh, snap. So we'll get those we'll get those into the mail. I already sent them to you. Oh, thank you.
00:27:17
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So you don't even have to play. No, you're playing. You're playing this game. She's going to play against me. All right, Mark doesn't know unless he pays attention whenever we do this, but ah Mark doesn't know any of these.
00:27:31
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So we're gonna start with some easy ones. Here is your first headline. Man tries to rob a store with live rattlesnakes. Was this Florida or not Florida?
00:27:48
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I feel like that's Florida, but it also sounds like Texas. I was gonna say Arizona.
00:27:55
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Well, take your pick there, guys. You think that's Florida? guess it's Florida because, I mean. Alyssa says that it's Florida. And Morgan's saying Florida.
00:28:09
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Mark, what are you saying, bud? Not. You're going say not Florida? Okay. Anybody else in the comments? Oh, there she is. There's trouble. She says not Florida. And I think that's where we're going to stop at because I don't know if anybody else is paying attention or not.
00:28:25
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Guys, I'm gonna read it one more time. Here we go. You ready? Colorado. Man tries rob a store with live rattlesnakes. It was Colorado.
00:28:36
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Yes. I would not expected that one. No.
00:28:43
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Okay. This one might sound a little familiar little familiar to some of us. Man calls 911 to report himself too high to drive.
00:28:57
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Was this Florida or not Florida? No. Mark, what did you say? Florida. Mark says Florida. Morgan says not Florida. Morgan, what are you thinking?
00:29:09
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I don't know, but I don't think it's Florida. You don't think it's Florida. Alyssa says, Alyssa says Florida.
00:29:19
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Amanda, where you with this one, girl? Let's see where Amanda's at.
00:29:25
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Come on, come on. There she is. Amanda says Florida. All right, guys, one more time. Ready? Ohio man calls 911 to report himself too high to drive.
00:29:41
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That was Ohio. I thought for sure you would have got that one. So let's let let's stop there for one second. Colorado or or or Ohio story, which one of those two wins?
00:29:53
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Who wins? A rattlesnake robber? Or the guy that's just calling the cops to report on himself? The guy reporting himself, because who the fuck robs a bank with rattlesnakes? You are insane. That's why I think that that wins. Listen, no if you came to you come into my store and you have rattlesnakes and you tell me you want all my money, and you can have it all. I don't need the rattlesnakes getting out of this bag.
00:30:18
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Yeah, but the guy, you know, yeah squib. cole i'm watching you
00:30:24
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I'm watching you squib.
00:30:29
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Sorry. It's okay. okay. All right, here we go. Here is your next one. Woman leads police on a slope slope. Oh my God, Brian spit it out.
00:30:44
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Woman leads police on a low speed chase. on a Zamboni. Was this Florida? morna Not florida Florida. That's Florida. Zamboni. We have a lot of ice in Florida.
00:31:01
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I mean, but like where the else in the world would you find somebody dumb enough to do a slow speed chase with cops on a Zamboni? ah Ohio. Oh, damn. I mean, we do have more ice than you guys. Alyssa says not Florida on this one, guys.
00:31:19
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Amanda says not Florida. Mark, what did you say, bud? Not Florida. Mark says not Florida. Do you want to stick with that one? Everybody else is going against you, Morgan. I don't care. What do you want to do? I'm staying with it. Sticking with our guns and staying Florida. All right, here we go.
00:31:36
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Texas woman leads police on a load. Texas is even hotter than Florida. that's Where the fuck did you get a Zamboni? Yeah, you're in Texas. Why do you have a Zamboni, bro?
00:31:49
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Well, they do have hockey in. Yeah, but they have hockey in Florida, too. So that argument. Right. ah Yeah. All right. Here is question number four. Headline number four.
00:32:04
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Man steals a forklift to retrieve his stolen car. That's Florida. Incidentally, he wasn't stolen at all. Is that Florida or not Florida?
00:32:15
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I'm going to go with Florida. I'm going with Florida. Mark's going on Florida. morgan just because At some point, it's got to be Florida. Because no way you're going to give me an entire list of stuff that is every other state other than the one you're resigning He has done that before.
00:32:31
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Well, that's that's very that's your turn.
00:32:37
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Alyssa says but Florida. florida and amandas Everybody's going Florida. on I'm telling you it's Florida. If it's not Florida, I'm going to be very shocked. Well, I hope you're sitting down because Pennsylvania man steals a forklift to retrieve it. What the fuck?
00:32:54
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Which wasn't actually stolen. Go figure, right? So there you go. Taking the forklift is wild. Love that. Okay. Here is another great one.
00:33:09
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Man was arrested after calling 911 to complain that his house was too haunted to live in.
00:33:18
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I feel like that's Hollywood. Florida or not Florida? I feel like that's fucking Hollywood, California. Fucking Cali.
00:33:30
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But it also could be Ohio because, I mean, just think of all of the burial grounds we just mowed down to create all the stuff, you know? don't think it's Florida. I will say not think it's Florida. So you're go away from Florida on this one? Yes, I don't think Florida.
00:33:44
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ah like it. And Melissa says not Florida, and Amanda both say not Florida. Mark, what do you think? I'm going with Florida just because. Mark's saying Florida just because. Wow. Morgan.
00:33:58
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Morgan, don't don't don't get upset with me. Ohio man arrested after calling 911 to complain that his house was too haunted. So I literally, my second thing was oh Ohio. Stick your guns, girl. We're haunted as fuck, dude. We are haunted as fuck. When said that, I was like, damn, she knows this. She knows this story. Well, I work at the old reformatory. I remember reading this shit.
Haunted Ohio and Urban Exploration
00:34:22
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I worked at the old reformatory and I've also traveled and done a lot of like, you know, urban exploring and going to haunted places and old places. And I just, I know that this state is one of the most haunted States in the United States of America. Like we're, we're filled with ghosts. It's all the old people from Florida migrated here and started dying.
00:34:46
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Yeah, no, uh, I'm not migrating to Ohio. Too many people are coming here to Florida. So there is that. Yeah, I'm not. we're We're the retirement capital of the United States. like I know. That's why I said that. And it makes me think of Bruce Campbell's character in Ash versus the Evil Dead. Oh, yeah.
00:35:05
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Wanting to just go to fucking Fort Lauderdale. I just want to go to fucking Florida. God, I just want to go to Fort Lauderdale so bad. that What a great fucking movie that was. or would Even the show, dude. the show That was the show. Bruce, Ash vs. the Evil Dead was the show, I think. The show absolutely phenomenal. i just What was it? Three seasons? Four seasons? It was three seasons and it was too short. I need more.
00:35:30
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I totally need more. I love Bruce Campbell in that role. Me too. I like when he takes that girdle off. ah That's relatable on so many levels for so many people.
00:35:42
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Listen, this is why I don't wear girdles, okay? Bro, I know what that's like to wear a belly band. what a It'll give you man boobs you know when you wear one.
00:35:53
Speaker
Is that what happened to you, Mark? No, not me. I'm just fat. Oh, you wear you wear girdles? No. Not anymore. Oh, not anymore. started talking A past girdle user. right Stop telling people that. Wow. Sorry about that. Past, past, not present.
00:36:10
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Bruce is the king. I love this. He is. He's my favorite actor ever. um Okay. ah Favorite scary movie and why? My favorite scary movie would have to be ah The Army of Darkness or Evil Dead. ah Mostly because those movies I watched so much as a kid on DVD that I broke the DVD.
00:36:33
Speaker
So you've got to have that. You've got to have that scare, but that little bit of... um It needs... I mean, it doesn't have to. Like, Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead, the remake, ah one of my favorite movies also. It's a comfort movie. Every time the kids are out of the house, it's one of the first movies that I watch. I i don't watch anything super fast-paced, hyper-violent, because they're little brains, you know what I mean? Like...
00:36:57
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If we watch scary movies and the kids are home, it's always a fucking slow burn. You know what I mean? Something that's not super scary. We were in when we were children. Our parents didn't give no fucks. No, my parents let me, my dad let me watch Texas Chainsaw 2.
00:37:11
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And the only reason he stopped it is because it was at the scene where Leatherface was rubbing that chainsaw up and down. um
00:37:20
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can't think of her name. Up and down her cooch. And my dad was like, maybe you shouldn't be watching this. And I'm like, oh, him skinning somebody didn't do it for you? So, there yeah. Yeah.
00:37:31
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But it's okay. um Just the kids watch The Hills Have Eyes, it's not that scary. Yeah. Yeah. that's so That's appropriate for children. Squib.
00:37:43
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Hey. Oh, for the love of God. Hold on. I have to go unroll him. He's rolled himself on his...
00:37:51
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Squid. All right. so when she comes back, and if if she wants to end the show, we can end it. I know she's got some kid issues going on. We're totally fine with it.
00:38:01
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We don't want to hold anybody up from their children, yeah especially if he's in there screaming bloody murder. i mean you Maybe he was watching tesa Texas Chansaw Massacre. Is that what happened?
00:38:12
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No, he's watching Zootopia. I love Zootopia. Do you watch one too? Oh. Green Maxwell, huh? I like can't let you have that. Yeah, you can have a breeze. Oh, go ahead.
00:38:26
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Yep. Heavy breeze. Welcome to the show, kiddo. That's good.
00:38:36
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Goodness. a morgan you Morgan, if you want to, we can end the show right here. That's fine. I know you want to take care of the baby in that. So we're we're sorry, it's totally fine. Totally fine. We'll get you back on here.
00:38:49
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We'll talk more about the 92 hour movie. I would love to know more about that. Absolutely. So maybe, maybe I'll message you the days that my husband is actually off of work. There you go. So that way i have a hand with the children's.
00:39:06
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Sounds good. All right, ladies and gentlemen, um this is Miss Morgan Milam. You can catch her in an upcoming film called 92 Hours. Knock, Knock. And what was the other one?
00:39:19
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um The Devil's Melody. And the Devil's Melody. And then current film that you just wrapped on? Satan's Peak. We also have Ouija Slumber Party coming out as well from SRS Cinema.
00:39:34
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And where can our fans and followers find you? everywhere by my name. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. It's black with two R's, guys. Don't don't try to type it. Two R's and an I. Don't forget it.
00:39:48
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There you go. Alright, Miss Morgan, going to say goodnight to you right here, and then Mark and I will go ahead and end the show for you, okay? Enjoy your Florida or not Floridas, guys. Thanks for having me. Thank you, Morgan.
00:40:05
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Ladies and gentlemen, Morgan Milam. um Again, make sure you guys are following her if you're not following her already. She does have some movies coming out, recent movies. So let's get a get a chance to check those out. and Listen, people appreciate feedback, good, bad, or indifferent.
00:40:23
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you know a lot of people have ah fans out there that you know they want to ask them like, hey, what did you think about the movie? Be honest. If you didn't like it, just be honest. Hey, I didn't really care for it. It wasn't my cup of tea.
00:40:37
Speaker
That's it. What did you think about me in the movie? That's different. Because you're good. so there you go. Right? Right, Mark?
00:40:48
Speaker
You're correct. So. Okay, so. We're in it. So, next week next week, what are we doing? i' We got this musician coming on.
00:41:04
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Hell yeah. What's his name? Ronnie D. Hunt. Ronnie D. Hunt. And like I said, guys, if you're not following Ronnie, check out One Foot in the Grave. I think we played it two weeks ago, didn't we?
00:41:15
Speaker
Yeah. we' ah We will be playing it next week also. He is getting more followers. So we know what happens when that happens because we watched it with um bands like felicity who we begged to have on the show over and over and over and over again and then they finally were like hey we got some time off we'll come on the show hold on women we we begged them we 100 begged them to come on the show all i did was talk to them once you must have been doing begging
00:41:48
Speaker
listen i tried to get the the band let me bleed on still still would like to have that i still want yes i still would like to have them um these guys the bands have been absolutely phenomenal i mean we're talking from uh kentucky music mafia to um felicity to southern outlaws band we've had richie ramon i mean mark the list is is long long dude yeah i i counted up today how many guests we've had without actually
00:42:24
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the doubles are people been on, you know, twice or three times and we've had 149 guests. Now we're up to almost, we're, I'm saying we're about at 175 so for episodes episodes.
00:42:44
Speaker
Guys, that's a lot. And then we're, we're not able to do that because it's just me and Mark. I mean, we're doing it because we have you guys watching and and listening and playing along and being a part of this, uh, talking shit, um, train. So we really appreciate that.
00:43:01
Speaker
So thank you all, all of our fans. Do we have fans? We have fans. Is that yeah Amanda? Amanda's our biggest fan. Yes. She gets everything.
00:43:12
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Send her some stickers. I mean, decals. I didn't say stickers. Shut up, Mark. You are aware that I sent her like a bunch of them. She's going to go to, uh, uh, a con, uh, this month, I believe it is.
00:43:26
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And she's going to give them out to some people. Sweet. Sweet. Hey, Amanda, while you're there, while you're there, make sure that if you find somebody that you think is good for the show, mention it.
00:43:39
Speaker
Hey, you guys should reach out to the guys. That's the reason why she wanted the stickers.
00:43:45
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we We need business cards, Mark. I have, I have a a thing made up I just got to figure out how I'm going to put them on. So that's one thing.
00:43:58
Speaker
Okay. Well, listen, we don't need to take up any more of these, uh, fine people's time. We can go do things that we need to do. what do you think? Sure. Why not? All right. Then if you're good. I'm good. Ladies and gentlemen, from us here at talking shit, my name is Brian. I'm Mark.
00:44:19
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And we're out of here. Have a good night. Good night, everyone.
00:44:53
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