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Nonsensical Nonsense 354 I dont pay taxes and i stole your catch phrase BITCH!!!
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Fucking youngins dont know good music, A lesson in hair bands,Vince McMahon is scum, bad parenting advice,Glick speaks his mind politics and America needing to be 1st, Glick is changing his name, and also learn what Glick means, and anorher successful open door challenge with guest Rock Lee and Hoss plus so much more
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Transcript
00:00:12
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Yes.
00:01:42
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Yes!
Welcome and Show Introduction
00:02:48
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Welcome to the shit show Welcome to the fucking show
00:03:12
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Yeah, buddy. Well, welcome to the show known as nonsensical nonsense. It's Saturday night, everybody. Yeah, that means the boys are going to be up to their normal shenanigans. Don't we do best? Hang it out. Tug and shit. All that fun. Just don't forget it is an open door challenge whenever Jeff makes his happy ass way back. We'll get that link dropped in the chatter's box.
00:03:40
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Speaking of them links, don't forget to check us out on all them socials. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. You can also hang out with us live. Mondays, Wednesdays, Saturdays, 7, 7.30-ish. We get this show started live. You guys can be in the chatters box shooting this shit with us. And if you can't join us live or you miss us, you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at, all at Nonsense, the Nonsense Podcast.
Sponsors and Promotions
00:04:08
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Oh, you can head on over to bio.link slash nonsensical nonsense right down there at the bottom of the screen. If you're watching live or if you're watching a replay, all those links are there, including links to our sponsors as well. Don't forget the promo code is words are hard. That way you get them discounts and save you some money. You know, the drill. We greatly appreciate it. If you give us a follow and maybe give us a share, that'd be fucking awesome on your part.
Playful Teasing and Conspiracies
00:04:35
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And what that being said, we got.
00:04:38
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counter in the building hanging out with us. Seems to be the sexiest on the show. Again, before the show and 100% you're wrong. You're not. However, you haven't looked at our pictures, obviously. That's okay. That's okay.
00:04:58
Speaker
I understand that, you know, you, you are a communist liberal Biden supporter. And, you know, if you say it, then it must be true. You get a communist liberals. Jeff is in the building. Where's Tony AKA dusty spunk in the building doing his thing. And you guys know me. I'm your intergalactic King giant slayer champion.
00:05:27
Speaker
The one and only, often imitated, never duplicated, click. I don't know how, I don't know when, but someday I'm going to knock you down a peg or two. How's that worked out for you in 26 years? Yes, push it in the back. I'm just saying, it's coming. I got called on. I got called on, so you called on.
00:05:55
Speaker
Oh, how are you a giant slayer? There's nothing bigger. There's nothing bigger than you. What what can you stand next to that makes you look like the Giants of Seattle, motherfucker? I'm just saying there's apparently there's 20 foot giants that live in Seattle in the mountains. Apparently, I don't know, according to Jeff and his weird conspiracy world that he lives in and on Wednesday night.
00:06:20
Speaker
on Wednesday night on Wednesday night shows amongst all the other fuckery that Jeff brought to the table with his his uh his what was it a tributary that's a giant slingshot and he tried to tell me it wasn't a giant slingshot and now and I told it you know and then him wanting to read a book that he couldn't tell me what the book was about uh excellent segue to my question Connor they're her lissies
00:06:46
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We already talked about this, Jeff. No one has heard of this. You said Ulysses and I was thinking S Grant. I was in the comment section the whole fucking time. It was like I was on the show. So, all that shit, you know, part of that part of that show was Jeff's trying to convince me that Giants existed and I said that they don't exist and he said, what do you do? Do you have definitive proof that they don't? And I said, do you have definitive proof that they do to which
00:07:16
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He's got a video off of TikTok. So, I made a challenge. I said, if the Giants are real, I challenge one to a fight. And I told him, Jeff, exactly how the scenario plays out. I declare myself the champ. I raise my belt. The sun hits it, blinds the giant. The giant stumbles back, cracks his head on the side of a mountain, splits the son of a bitch open like a watermelon. I walk up, stand atop the giant, declare myself a giant slayer. Has it happened yet? No, but it will.
00:07:46
Speaker
So so take that fucking label off because I've put it into the universe. I'm like my label here. I'm like my label right here. See how to use it. My label is more accurate than yours. That's false. It's not even kind of true. It's not my label is the most accurate. I'm just saying. I mean, you can you can you can you can say you're the sexiest transgender on the show. I'm not transgender.
00:08:14
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But we all know you're transitioning into Connie. Yeah, Connie. I thought about making that my title. I didn't want to push the stereotype that was already on me. The artist formerly known as Connor, now known as Connie. Yeah, there you go. We could just make you a symbol if you'd like. Yeah, I was going to say, we'll make him a symbol. Give me a minute. Oh, wait, a what? A symbol, like friends.
00:08:46
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Um, before we get too far to the show, I do want to, I do want to give a shout out and a thank you to the, uh, to Mark and Brian over at, uh, talking shit podcast. Um, Jeff and I got to hang out with them Thursday night for a little bit. Um, found out that they are basically the Glick and Jeff from a multiverse, um, a different, a different universe, if you will.
00:09:16
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Not a cool one because they're not as cool as me And Jeff gets cool points because he hangs out with me. So yeah, but but nonetheless that we had fun hanging out with those guys Hopefully we'll get them on our show down the road here eventually I Did tell them that we do have the open door on Saturday nights and I by the way, I found Connor symbol
00:09:42
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I'm not saying I'm not saying who said that they were or that if it's even true but allegedly one of them I I told him he should come on the show tonight and he's like
00:10:06
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I'm probably going to be doing mushroom Saturday
Open Door Challenge and Podcast Celebrations
00:10:08
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night. And I said, even better reason for you to come on the show. That's a win in my book. I'm sorry. I said, even more of a reason for you to come onto the show. So we'll see what happens as the night progresses. Like I said, it is, uh, it is a Saturday night. The door is open. It's the open door challenge. Anybody and everybody is welcome to, uh, pop in and hang out with us. If you'd like, as long as you keep your Willy in your pants.
00:10:35
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I'm doing an invitation of them right now. Um. We do enjoy having people come in and hang out with us on the Saturday nights. Just never know what we're going to get. Also, we are. We are a box of chocolates. You know, we don't get. We are definitely. What did you give me?
00:11:06
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Nobody else will do it. So, I gotta do it. Uh I think I've got the show shared out here. There you go. Uh I think I usually do it midway through the show and I've been consistent every Saturday. I don't wanna hear. I had to go pay the water truck. Um didn't you already do that? So, no, I, so, I went out to go get the water truck, you know, cuz we have the gates and I have to open the gate cuz it's a
00:11:31
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And I'm, you know, I'm getting messages. The truck's outside run. And I was like, yeah, I don't run. Let's face facts here. So I walked over there and truck's not there. So I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm finally, I'm like, fuck it. I go to close the gate and truck around this corner. I was like, motherfucker. Then it came in, drove around and then I had to pay him. And then he just left just a few minutes ago.
00:11:56
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But it's such a pain in the ass. It is the tap water. However, yeah. Also, one other thing before we get too far into the show and I forget, like I totally forgot that I wanted to say that we were going to be on the show Thursday night with the guys.
00:12:22
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happy anniversary to these goofy bastards. These two, these two students somehow managed to put a, put a show together and keep it together for a year. I don't know how, but, uh, you know, how we've done almost three. So, you know, but, uh, you know, happy anniversary to the guys, you know, um, they're, they're doing a big one year celebration. Um,
00:12:48
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I feel like it might be a murder, suicide, or maybe it's like a suicide pack, you know, alive on their show because they have this huge news. They've got a major announcement and guest or whatever on their, on their one year anniversary show, which happens on February 8th at 8 p.m. I'm talking shit, YouTube and all that. You can find them talking shit. Shit is spelled S H T T T. So maybe they're doing like a Romeo and Juliet thing where they're both going to like,
00:13:16
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Oh, they're both. Maybe they're going to finally announce that they're actually gay lovers. I don't know. But, uh, you know, congratulations to the guys on one year and make sure you watch the internet, watch their one year anniversary show.
00:13:32
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uh, on February 8th. Um, also, uh, next week they do have a special guest, LaDonna Humphries. She's on a deep dark secrets podcast and they'll be starting at nine o'clock for that show on the first. Um, but she does like a true crime podcast and stuff. I'm gonna have to check, check that podcast out and probably pop in and hang out for a little bit on the show or like in the chat with them. Um,
00:13:56
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Also, one other special announcement. Fuck you, Steve. Why? Because I can. Just kidding. I love Steve, but you're not going to win my belt. It won't happen. Just saying. Oh, I'm exhausted.
00:14:19
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My life is so hard. I sit in the office all the time and never leave. I'm so tired. It's a hard job. Somebody's gonna work for 40 hours this week. Did **** five. This is my **** six goddamn show of the week. I don't work in your tax dollars. Give me money every month.
00:14:50
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I'll shoot you from here. Bring it on. I was going to do a trick on the show where I shot this through the drywall. I think as long as I don't show my naked behind, like we won't get shut off. No, we're fine.
00:15:13
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We can do whatever we want on here. We can, we can say and do whatever we want. The only thing I can't do is play certain music. Man, I was getting in trouble last night on YouTube for my music show. Oh, I wasn't watching last night. I was going to, and then my wife got home at a decent time. So we crushed instead. Definitely. You should have put it on while you were fucking. I had good music for it. What were you, was RMB? No, I was doing hair bands.
00:15:42
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like warrant and poison and yeah, that's some good sexy time music right there. I've never heard of any of those people. Yeah, I couldn't imagine you did. You've never heard of poison? No. You know who Brett Michaels is? It sounds like an important name. Don't mean nothing for a good time. Yeah. Girls, girls, girls. You ever heard of Motley Crue? Motley Crue. You ever heard of Bon Jovi? Motley Crue.
00:16:12
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I've heard of Bon Jovi. I've heard of Bon Jovi. I've got one of the records. I've got Slippery One Wet. There she is. That's what she said. This is my fucking.
00:16:32
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I stole your catchphrase. I don't pay taxes and I stole your catchphrase. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. I can't believe you never heard of poison. Never. Holy crap.
00:16:51
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I mean, the lead singer. Oh, he's retarded. Well, he's young, but no, he is retarded. He's like military and not hear those bands. I mean, I probably have, but I don't know. I didn't know who the artist was.
00:17:09
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He's going to come on here one night. He's going to be like, guys, I just heard poison. It's amazing. I just learned this new song on my guitar. Check it out. He's going to start struggling. He's like, every rose has his soul. It's by this really cool man. I think they're like poison or something.
00:17:35
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Of what? Winner. She's only 17. Never heard of that. Seriously. You ever heard of Twisted Sister? Yeah, I've heard of Twisted Sister. Okay, I was going to say, I was going to throw you off. Okay, well, you know, we've got three bands that he's heard of, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Twisted Sister. You ever heard of Rat?
00:18:12
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I've never heard a rat either. Oh, guess what? You're gonna get to hear him tonight because that's what we're playing for break music. Nice. Okay. I like this game. What other dance have I never heard of? Let's start writing them down.
00:18:25
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Yeah, you know, I've heard this little band. They were never very popular. They weren't very huge. I kind of feel bad for him, but Led Zeppelin. Yeah. How about how about Guns and Roses? I know these aren't very big bands. They never were very popular. Yeah, you probably never heard of them. Yeah. Have you ever heard of Queen by chance?
00:18:52
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I love Queen. What about the cure? No. You've never heard cure. I've never heard of cure. This is the new segment on nonsensical nonsense where we find out how young the youngest really is and how old we really are. Let's play a game with the youngest member of our show.
00:19:18
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There's, he's going to come on your side. Black Sabbath. Black Sabbath. Have you ever heard of like in the mechanics? No. Do you know who Foreigner is? I've heard of Foreigner. I could not name a song. Yeah, you could. Yeah, you could. Off the top of my head, I can't think of anyone. Sure he could.
00:19:48
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I bet you, I bet you if a foreigner song came on, you'd be like, I know this song. Yes, but I can't name it right now. That's what I'm saying. Chris has pulled up a playlist. No, I'm actually, I'm looking to see who all, oh, have you ever heard of the scorpions?
Classic Rock Quiz and Generational Differences
00:20:04
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No, scorpions are good. Every time there's a hurricane, I play scorpions. Every, every time.
00:20:17
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and everybody looks at me like really asshole. I'm like, fuck yeah, it's hilarious. What about Rush? I've heard of Rush. Yeah, don't worry about Rush. Again, I probably couldn't name one of their songs. Rush is so fucking overrated. They're fine. You don't have to. So are you. Jarvis! Jarvis! What's going on, buddy? I was just talking shit. That was funny. I heard you, Jeff. Don't worry. I got your back. Oh, I didn't hear anything. His mic was messing up. I don't know what happened.
00:20:52
Speaker
What the hell are you talking about? Your mom's fucking it's just stop with it. Just goddamn. It's important that you choose a color for your brand. This brand is blue. Yeah, I saw that the other day. I ignored it. And Jarvis, I know I heard you.
00:21:13
Speaker
Look, man, it's tough to be the champ. I'm just saying. Not all heroes wear capes these days. I swear, Connor, I'm going to just have to send you my entire playlist. I haven't heard. I would say there's 50 of them on there that you haven't heard of. Bands or songs? Bands. Bands. Yeah. And I only have a weird. I know the point of singing along with that I have no idea who sings them.
00:21:42
Speaker
Well, I have a weird taste. Like I don't like every like Chris is like, I got every song this band has ever done. I'm not that guy. I'm I got like one or two songs that I like and theirs. And then I'm on to the next shit. There are songs from famous bands that I'm like, yeah, overrated. And or man, I don't see any fucking man's on here. You just stop it. I see you on what's going on.
00:22:14
Speaker
Yeah. Can we fix that? So, we stopped confusing people. **** you. **** you very, very much. What are you doing? No. The **** is wrong. The kids, the kids made homemade butter with with Nikki and she's sitting here with the thing and I was like, oh, nice. And then she's turning butter and running. You can **** eat it. I'm not
00:22:49
Speaker
So, so what you're saying is she you guys bought like a butter churn. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:23:11
Speaker
It was like butter. That was my one.
00:23:16
Speaker
You said, let me get some of that good butter to put on my toast. Hey, that's how I loop the barrel of the gun, all right? Yeah, it is. Butter. Yes, it is. I'm going to get hit with that quarter. They're going to have a grease mark on their forehead for the next week and a half. Oh, good butter. It's good for you. It's high in protein. It's high in protein. It's a hair on your ass.
00:23:47
Speaker
It's also good for your skin. Yeah, it is. Can we change that to your title now, Chris? They don't give it. They don't call it a facial for nothing, buddy. Let me tell you. Can we change it to what? Connor's ramrod. Connor's ram. We need a team name. Ram and Thor. Ram and Thor. Ramrod. Yeah.
00:24:14
Speaker
I fucking love that movie. Proposably, there's a Super Troopers three in the works. I heard that. I still haven't even seen the second one. I love Super Troopers. The second one was OK. It wasn't great. I I want that. I want the sequel to Beerfest. That they kind of kind of mildly previewed.
00:24:38
Speaker
I love. Yeah, I love those fucking movies. Fucking words are hard. Holy shit. I'm having a stroke. Words are hard. Do you smell toast? No, I don't like toast, guys. Whoa. Whoa. Put some man butter on it. He'll smell that.
00:25:06
Speaker
It's like really close. What in the blue hell? I'm stroking out over here. I keep losing what I'm saying as I'm trying to say it. Yeah.
00:25:22
Speaker
Shit so check this out check this out. This is crazy. I don't know how many wrestling fans that are out there, but Vince McMahon, you know Like a year or so back got pulled up on like sexual harassment complaints and blah blah blah Used to work in
WWE Controversy and Streaming Services
00:25:39
Speaker
the company. I think she worked in the office. She wasn't a wrestler. I don't believe She filed a lawsuit against Vince McMahon this week your sex trafficking
00:25:52
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which was like one of the top guys in talent and whatnot behind the scenes used to basically trade her back and forth and somehow Brock Lesnar is tied up in it because like the Royal Rumbles tonight Brock Lesnar was supposed to be in the Royal Rumble and now as of I think I think Brock Lesnar is out of the Rumble
00:26:14
Speaker
because of this shit, but the craziest part about it. So basically like Vince would call her and be like, you're with me on Monday and Wednesday and you're going to be on Tuesday and Thursday and Friday we'll be together or you're fired. And they would just bounce her back and forth between their like hotel rooms and this and the other thing.
00:26:37
Speaker
Well, I guess one time they were doing the devil's three way. And if you don't know what a devil's three way is, it's one girl, two guys. Yeah. So what's one girl, two guys, and somehow they were in some weird position where Vince is like an 80 year old man and can't control his, um, bowels, let's say, and shit. I'm sorry. I guess he like accidentally
00:27:07
Speaker
shit on her but you know they say never trust a fart so you know yeah i guess he had like i don't know so the wwe is going like there's a lot of shit going on with the wwe right now outside of that the rock has been like named the the president of fight one or tv one or whatever
00:27:25
Speaker
brand that they just partnered up with. And then because his daughter can't wrestle to save her life. Now she's like a general manager on NXT and she's the youngest GM ever. She's fucking 22. I don't even think she ever had a match.
00:27:40
Speaker
wrestling WWE is moving to Netflix this year, I think I heard that I did hear I didn't hear their it's like are they still gonna have live programming or is everything gonna be pre-recorded or like what the hell stars has like the NFL where I can watch the NFL live I don't but I could well yeah Paramount and peacock have teamed up like peacock had the NFL because peacock is owned by NBC Paramount's owned by CBS so they've had football on there
00:28:09
Speaker
you know, actually last was last weekend, they exclusively had the, or not last week in the week or weekend before they, the only place you could watch the chief chief's Miami game was on peacock and people fucking lost their minds because you couldn't just download peacock the free version and watch it. No, you have to have the premium subscription to watch it. Now, Brandon peacock is only $5 a month and it is more than worth $5 a month.
00:28:35
Speaker
They've had a deal of wrestling for the last three years or more, where they show all the WWE pay per views on Peacock. They used to have the WWE network, which is where all the pay per views were. And you got all kinds of exclusive WWE content and stuff like that.
00:28:56
Speaker
And it was like $12 a month. And then they're like, all the pay per views will be on peacock. You have to have a preview members. I was like, fuck, this is going to be like $30 a month. And, you know, cash, cash is in, he likes wrestling and I watch wrestling from time to time. I don't watch it like I used to.
00:29:11
Speaker
But, and so I got the, and it's only $5 a month, but Peacock has a lot of actually really good shows and stuff on there and movies. And so it's definitely worth the $5, but people were pissed because you couldn't go to a sports bar and, you know, go like, like the Browns have a Browns backer or the Browns backers organization. And there's Browns bars all over the world. And if you're a member of the Browns backers, you can get onto the app and see where the closest bar is and you can go watch the game.
00:29:42
Speaker
you know, so you and you're and you're surrounded by Browns fans because it's a Browns. Right, right. So, like they couldn't even do that. They couldn't even unless the bar broke down and got peacock and smart TVs or whatever the case may be. So, but yeah, I don't know what's going to happen with WWE going going to Netflix, but it's kind of it's kind of the smart play really is the **** with Vince McMahon and the sex trafficking stuff is **** wild.
00:30:11
Speaker
Not to mention the fact that, and it wasn't like legit sex trafficking. They're calling it sex trafficking. Yeah, let's be honest. The first time my boss or a boss tells you, hey, we're going to fork and then you're going to fork my buddy. Yeah, I quit, dude. There's other jobs out there. I mean, I guess it depends on what my boss and her buddy look like.
00:30:35
Speaker
this is facts. I think they're calling it sex trafficking because it, you know, if they happen to be, you know, cause their main office is in, is in Connecticut, but if they were, yeah, you know, something like that, maybe that's why it was considered sex trafficking. But I mean, Vince has resigned again because he resigned before when the first allegations and everything came out.
00:31:04
Speaker
But yeah, that's going to make it go away. I guess. I mean, if you were a wrestling fan and you were a wrestling fan in like the nineties, is it really any surprise that Vincent man is a scumbag and having sex with the women? Yeah, it's one of those things. It's like you, it all comes down to what I've always said. When you get so much money that everybody just agrees with you because you got all the money.
00:31:32
Speaker
you just think everything's okay and you know, it could be just some trick chickens coming home to roost. And he's a legit billionaire. So, yeah, absolutely. Third time. Uh, Tim, it is an open door Saturday night. The links in the chat if you want to pop in, if you, if you'd like to come in. Don't be scared. I'll drop it again. Oh,
00:32:01
Speaker
They're also yeah, I don't it once again I kind of draw a line it Fucking fixed like man. I got you know, I'm quit and I'm gonna find me another job. I'm good. I mean I As Chris Jericho's theme music says tear the walls down to Stephanie McMahon I'm working with a lot stuff, but I'm gonna make you think I'm working with a lot I'm about to blow that back out. Well your ears Nikki if
00:32:29
Speaker
But it's it's, you know, I'm mama bear. But it does come down to a simple. If your boss is like, hey, let's fuck if you're not down for it. You got to go. You got to quit. You're like, fuck you. I'm out. Jeff and Connor, I'm your boss. So we're here. So I got you guys or you're fine. I got to go. Bye.
00:32:57
Speaker
Connor's like, I'll be there. I'll be Google this real quick. It says it's three hours. I'll be there in three hours. Man, that was mine. Time to get the quarters out. Did I get time to run at the back? Oh, damn. That's no good, Tim. I'm sorry, bud. Oh. I agree with you. Maybe. NyQuil works like a charm. Amen to that.
00:33:22
Speaker
back. Well, little Jack Daniels. She'll be out before you know it. Fever will go away. Yeah. Parenting advice. Also warning label. Do not take parenting advice from nonsensical nonsense. I watched a clip today. It was from what's that? What's Anthony Mackie's show? He's got that TV show.
00:33:52
Speaker
not Anthony. Yeah. Anthony Mackey, not Anthony Mackey. What's his name? The Anthony Anderson. Oh, the one we are family or something like that. Whatever it is. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. The kid, the kid comes in, the kid comes in and she's like, and he's like, mom, I don't feel good. She puts his hand, her hand or forehead. She's like, take three Tylenol.
00:34:16
Speaker
Not two, three, and don't think four, four will kill you. And he's like, what? She's like, Tylenol's weird. Like Tim said, one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me. That's exactly, yeah. I saw that today and I started laughing. I was like, that's what I'm gonna do to my kids. Take three Tylenol, you'll be fine. Don't take four, it'll kill you.
00:34:41
Speaker
Dad, why do I have kidney disease at 16? Don't worry about it. Shut up. Take it down. Well, believe it or not, you know, I actually heard that, that if you take too much style and all you get, you know, kidney problems and stuff like that. So I only take it if like dire moments, you know, I get migraines because I stare at screens all day and I'll finish working with that car. I got a terrible headache and everybody's like, Oh, just,
00:35:09
Speaker
Take a total. No, no, I'm good. I'm good. Three hours later, I still got the headache. I'll drop something finally. Just take aspirin instead and then you just got to make sure you call your doctor. Tell them that you took a blood thinner. Make sure they know so that when they take you to the ER later. Yeah, exactly. You've taken care of. What? Why are you going to the ER for a headache?
00:35:38
Speaker
If you have a heart, a heart problem. No, just because he's he's implying that I'm going to have a grabber. You're fine. Yeah, I know. And plus, if you have a grabber on the show, do you really think we're going to say anything to anybody at all? We're just going to let it play out on the show. Oh, yeah. Watch. Well, like Dolph, like like Dolph London said in Rocky Ford, if he dies, he dies.
00:36:07
Speaker
Makes for a great episode. What's that? Do you think Rocky Four is the best Rocky of the what? Total of six movies? Only one I've seen all the way through.
00:36:22
Speaker
Rocky four is by far the best Rocky movie out of the entire franchise. Rocky five does not exist and nobody can tell me otherwise. Rocky six Balboa was awesome. And one, two and three were, they were good movies. They were fun movies and the Creed movies. I haven't seen them, but I hear they're fucking amazing. I haven't seen them. The first one was good. The second one was good, but I haven't seen the second one in so long. I couldn't tell you what happened.
00:36:46
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But yeah, Rocky four was absolutely the best out of the entire franchise. And Rocky five does not exist. And you're not going to tell me anything otherwise. What happened to Rocky five? Nothing because it never existed. I'm just trying to figure it out. That's where he fought Billy Gunn or Billy. They had a fight in the streets. It's not even like a back alley fight. And it was just a terrible movie all around.
00:37:12
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It doesn't exist. Rocky Five. I mean, if Rocky Five existed, that's what would have happened. Yeah. But there's no Rocky Five movie. It's like everybody like everybody in that in Rocky Five was wearing a fur coat. It was fucking weird. Yeah. Everybody was dressed like a pimp. And I was like, Oh, man, we're all surprised. Yeah. Well,
00:37:39
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She literally just made her last match the other day on a different promotion and now she's back in WWE. It's like really like this is, we're all shocked that she's back. It was three days before the world rumble, calm down everybody. The fact that you watch. Exactly. I don't, I don't. That's like me sitting here like, you know what? I gotta go fucking.
00:38:06
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Days of Our Lives is on. Who is that? Do you watch? What? Do you watch? Do you watch fucking car shows? No. You don't watch any car show. You've never watched car shows. You watch movies. You watch television, Joe. Yeah. Yeah. You're fucking gay. You're fucking lame. Why do you watch that shit? Why do you watch that shit? Why do you watch that shit? Why do you watch that shit? A scripted show. So is wrestling. Like Reacher. So is wrestling. Yes. But.
00:38:36
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The fact that people think it's real, that's what's fucked up. I don't think it's real. My son is 10 years old and he knows it's not fucking real. It's entertainment. However, none of us are getting in the ring and doing what they're doing. And how am I the gay one when you're watching two men wrestle around? I'm actually watching two. In spandex no less. I'm actually watching two women.
00:38:57
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Okay, there are some attractive WWE. I'm actually watching Naomi and Natalya. And Natalya, if you're a wrestling fan at all back in the day, and you remember the Hart Foundation in Jimmy Anvil, my heart, Natalya is his daughter. Remember Bret Hart? I remember Bret. His partner for the longest time had the big long goatee.
00:39:20
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Oh, you act like I watched it a lot. I watched like three times. Yeah, actually, I'm watching two scantily clad ladies wrestle right now. That I'm not mad at. That I'm not mad at.
00:39:37
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You watch Reacher. How many times was Reacher naked in that movie? You're gay. There was a guy with half his clothes off and you watched it. You're gay. That chick was hot. You're gay. I thought the chick was way hotter. I thought the chick was way hotter. Oh, no. Wait, according to Connor, you've crossed the line.
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00:40:32
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I don't know. I prefer the blonde from season one. I'm not saying the what was her name. I can't remember her character's name. What the hell was her name? She had a dude's name. It was like Russell. Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:03
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No, it's all wrestling is is it's it's it's it's it's entertainment, dude And I mean, yeah, you know the matches the matches may be scripted and everything like that Her name was Carla, dude Yeah, her character's name was Carla no, they called her something else Dixon
00:41:27
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Is there a last name? Dixon is the chick from season two. Oh, no. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, OK. The chick from season one. Roscoe. Roscoe was Will Fritz General played Roscoe Conquette. Conquette. Yeah. Conquette. Listen. The first season had a dude's name. Yeah. No. Dude. So all it is, like I said, it is, it is, oh, is this the women's world rumble? Oh, I'm about to sleep 30. 30.
00:41:56
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I thought I thought Robert Patrick did an excellent job as the bad guy in Reacher season two. Yeah, so I mean, that's it's all it is dude. All wrestling is just entertainment and you know, I grew up watching. I've been watching it my whole life. My son, you know, my kids have watched it. The girls have kind of grown out of it, but cash is starting to get really heavy into it and enjoy it. So I mean, that's all it is. I don't understand why people get so butt hurt when they find out somebody watches wrestling.
00:42:24
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I'm not saying butter, but it's the same thing like of you watching football. I don't get the appeal. I get it. It's something you're into, but it's like me sitting down and make you watch a documentary about the history of the flathead. It's all subjective, Jeff. Don't be so critical. We're doing this goddamn show. Doing this goddamn show is questionable.
00:43:02
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It came out. I made it up. I just made it up. So, you know, I'm a flathead, you know, um, a flathead screwdriver. I would watch that documentary. No, it's the flathead tools. I wonder if the first person was like, are you saying the guy that developed the Phillips screwdriver name was Phillip? I swear to God. I promise me. Tell me you say that. I was the first person in their head. It was like, you know, we didn't go in these buildings.
00:43:11
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did you?
00:43:32
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I wonder if we could come up with something that would hold this wood together a little bit better and you could really just sink it in and pull it in tight and then you put the screws and then you get screws. We're developed after the plan is screwed. Well, I'm just saying you get screws and then they're like, well, how are we going to put these in? And then somebody was like, I don't know. And accidentally like, like,
00:43:59
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Yeah. Well, while the, while the screw was still hot, he accidentally put a butter knife on top of it or something and it made a little, and they're like, Oh, we could, you know, some guy with a flat head was like, Oh, we use this here, this here tool. And then they were like, Hey, you got a flat head. This is flat. It's a flat head screwdriver because it's driving the screw. I don't know. I'd be curious to know where that shit comes from. Well, I can tell you around 400 BC.
00:44:28
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This is going to be like your story. No, no, I just looked it up. I'm interested. So around 400 B.C., it was invented by the Greeks. The father of mechanics. Actually, no. Well, that's I can't I can't pronounce this. You're going to have to pronounce this for me. No. It's a bigger word than that. It's three words.
00:44:59
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I can't pronounce it so. I've seen you make it. That's the gentleman that invented the screw. And the Greek philosopher sometimes called him the father of mechanics. Of course, the Greeks did it. The Greeks take credit for everything. Right. They were a pretty fucking bitch and ass society.
00:45:26
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But the general principle of the screw was applied early on in cities like Pompeii. Well, let's see. Let's look at Pompeii. I ended up for you guys. Protecting themselves with screws. Shut up. Those poor people. They originally built them to extract olive oil and grape juice.
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00:45:51
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the flat head screwdriver? No, the screw, the actual screw, not the, not the screwdriver, the screw, the, the spherical, you know, like the corkscrew, you know, they got to open up bottles. No, I'm tracking. I'm tracking. I'm with you. We're on the same wavelength. They think we've got each other. The first metal screw was embedded in the 15th century in Europe. So there you go.
00:46:24
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Yeah, 15th century. And it was a hex head. It wasn't a flathead. It was like, there's just a hex head. Tell me, is that a witch created it? Maybe. It sparked the witch trials. I put a fix on you. This is one of the first screws ever invented, according to this part. And that screw was a 10 millimeter.
00:46:52
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. That's why 10 millimeters are fucking standard. And that's why you're 10 millimeters. They're all haunted. So that's why they always go missing. Yeah, that was a 10 millimeter top. And that just dip. Now they're all we're all obsessed by the spirit of fucking Pompeii. They melt and disappear. Yeah, we finally figured it out. You're welcome.
00:47:18
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We have solved the 10 millimeter here on nonsensical nonsense. Once again, Jeff, we are problem solvers. We are problem solvers. We are basically helping the world get better. If we can just solve this whole thing that's going on down in Texas. What's going on in Texas? Wait, you don't know? The immigrants? Okay, this is actually interesting.
00:47:47
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before you go into this. Oh, I'm no expert. No, you act like I'm like, you don't know what's going on in Texas. You know how I feel about Texas. Are you really shocked that I don't know? Okay. Okay. I understand. So, uh, about, let's, let's call it two months ago. Go ahead. Oh, Nikki just, I was like, I'm hearing somebody in my house and it sounds
00:48:17
Speaker
I instantly knew it was Nikki. I was like, what is she talking about? My life is now complete. I have now been called by both of my adult children during drinking games. Nice. Hashtag goals, I guess. Jay called me a long time ago when he was stationed in Florida and he was hammered. They were playing beer pong and he hit the bitch cup.
00:48:44
Speaker
And apparently, when you hit the bitch cup, you either have to call your mother or finish the game with no pants. I'd have gone without pants. And that was Christopher. He's like, so we're hanging out at the house, and we're playing this game called Buzz. And my card said, call someone and ask them who has to drink. And I said, we're all playing. And it was Chris, Ray, John, Austin, Sean, and Marissa. I said, oh, definitely Marissa. Tell her to drink one for me. Nice.
00:49:15
Speaker
Could you imagine if I was playing beer pong and I got the bitch cup and I had to either A, call my mom or take my pants off. I'm like, can we get a Ouija board up in this bitch? Mom, sorry to bother you. Surprise, surprise, I'm drunk. Go figure. I don't want to take your pants off. I forgot to wear boxers today. Could you please shout me out real quick? Pick up the phone.
00:49:45
Speaker
But what's happening in Texas? I don't know. You ask me. No, I'm telling you. So let's say, and I don't know the exact timeline, but let's say two months ago, the governor of Texas, Abbott, said this is bullshit with 10 million illegals have crossed the border at this point. 10 million? There's nobody even left in Mexico at this point. No, it's not just Mexico.
00:50:13
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There's an interview the other day. They asked four guys stand at the border. Where are you from Senegal? Oh, no Supposedly I did hear this on the radio the other day. I didn't bother to look into it. So I'm just repeating what they said on supposedly Supposedly however you say it So obviously people are coming in from all different countries are coming to measure they're going to Mexico and then however They lost track
00:50:39
Speaker
of a fucking Taliban terrorist. No, no, no, no. Better yet, this motherfucker's on the other side of the fence, and the journalist goes, who are you? Is everything okay? And he's like, you'll know who I am. People took that picture and looked this cat up. He was in prison for terrorism.
00:51:00
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Yeah. So there was, there was, I don't know if it's the same guy, but they lost track of this dude who came across the border and they said, don't worry. And basically they said, he said, you'll know who I am in a few weeks. That's the cat. That's the cat catapults people. Yeah. Right. So, so Abbott governor of Texas said, fuck this and literally set up barricades and razor wire across the border. Hell yeah. And,
00:51:30
Speaker
Uh, I didn't hear about that actually. Okay. No, here's where it gets interesting about Maine. What? It's not nice. Your favorite person, Joe Biden said you need to take that. I don't know. Cause I'm, cause you're, you're hearing you and Connor were the ones that voted for him anyways. But.
00:51:56
Speaker
Joe Biden and in the White House told Abbott, you got to take that shit down. And Abbott told him to go piss off a rope. And so Joe Biden in the White House sued the governor of Texas and took them to court. And and the Supreme Court said, Texas, you're in the wrong. Take it down. Texas being Texas said, piss up a fucking rope. It ain't going down.
00:52:22
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Some of it got taken down by the government and they put it right back up. Now, there are 25 states saying we back Texas. Hell yeah. As we said, this is yesterday. This is here. It was crazy. The 26th they had Joe Biden basically told Texas you have until the 26th at X hour to
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00:52:47
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take that shit down or there will be consequences.
00:52:51
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It isn't 27. No consequences have happened. But it looks like right now that the U.S. government is backing down from Texas because all the other states are like, yeah, fuck you, Joe Biden. You don't know what you're talking about. You've had four years of 10 million people crossing the border. Yeah. And that's the thing. I mean,
00:53:16
Speaker
And it's like I said, and I was explaining this to, to the wife the other day and I, and she said, that's just mean. They're just trying for a better life. I said, no, or I'm not talking about Mexicans. I'm not talking about, you know, Jim Bob looking for a job in construction so he can give some money to his family. No, we're talking about known terrorists, people that are, you know, drug cartels, fentanyl pushers, the whole nine yards. It's not just your average. I want a better life for my family.
00:53:45
Speaker
Are you trying to get back out or? Yeah. No, I mean, it's it's literally.
00:53:51
Speaker
the worst. Some of and not all of them. Some of them, I'm sure they're good cats. They're good cats and kittens. But but some of them are out there are bad motherfuckers. Yeah, there's yeah. And that's and that's the problem. And that has been the problem ever since Biden got in the office as far as immigration goes. We can't open the fucking floodgates. And I've been saying it for years. And this one thing, whether you like him or not, whether you disagree and a lot of people don't like Trump because stuff that's happened way, you know,
00:54:21
Speaker
30 years ago, 20, you know, and try to put all this dumb shit on him. Trump was the first president in a long motherfucking time that put America and Americans first.
00:54:32
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We got to fix our own house before we start worrying about other people's houses as a country. And as politicians go, we got they got their grubby ass hands and so much shit. And we're worried about all these like all the billions of dollars that we sent to the Ukraine. Look, Ukraine, look, Russia, y'all consider that shit in the backyard. Whatever happens, happens. Leave us the fuck out of it. You bring us into it. We're going to come around. We're going to smack the shit out of both of you.
00:54:58
Speaker
Well, I mean, just like World War II. Just like World War II. Look, everybody got mad at America in World War II because we wasn't doing anything. Hey, look, that ain't my problem. That ain't my business. As soon as the Japanese was like, what up Pearl Harbor? America said, all right, game on. So we got to start taking care of our own in America, first and foremost.
00:55:22
Speaker
We need a president who's gonna stand up for America, stand up for Americans, and clean up our house. Because our house is dirty as shit, y'all. We gotta get our house cleaned up before we start worrying about everybody else's bullshit. Once our house is clean, then we can maybe worry about other shit and start helping other people. But until then, fuck all these other countries. That being said, Texas is not the first state to stand up to Biden and tell him to eat a dick. DeSantis did it down in Florida.
00:55:50
Speaker
with COVID and everything. Mind if we play through, play on through, play on, play. DeSantis did it down in Florida with COVID. They said we're closing everything down. Restrictions, COVID this, COVID that, not allowed to do this. Florida said, fuck you. I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want. DeSantis didn't close shit. They stayed open. Disney got lippy and DeSantis smacked him in the fucking mouth and told him to sit down and shut the fuck up.
00:56:17
Speaker
There's guys out there that actually care about this goddamn country, and yeah, they're politicians, but there's guys out there that care about this goddamn country, and they care about their fucking people, and that's what we need in office. And that's some fucking limp-wristed, racist, liberal, scumbag motherfucker and his fucking cohorts, like we have right now. Ooh, well Trump's a racist, really? Is he, though? Oh, well Trump's a sexist, is he, though? He's just a rich guy.
00:56:45
Speaker
Thinks he can say whatever he wants. Not right, but yeah. What Trump is this? Trump is that? Is he though? We were doing pretty good when Trump was in office as a country. I'm just saying. Economy was through the roof. You know, unemployment was next to nil. I'm just saying, I don't know. Got me on a whole fucking ass tirade. How do both your co-hosts just up and leave in the middle of a show? What the hell is that all about?
00:57:15
Speaker
Seriously, what is that all about? How do you just we're right in the middle of a show. You got a whole house full of people. They can't bring in your fucking food. Nobody else is there is capable. And God only knows what happened to Connor. His wife might have stabbed him. Like seriously, like his wife's there. His kids are there. He's probably brother in law, sister in law or there. You could just hand one of them your card.
00:57:42
Speaker
or whatever, they can pay the guy. They can walk their lazy asses out to the gate and get your fucking food. It's not like you're not in the middle of doing anything. What are you talking about? I don't even know what the fuck is going on with Connor. I'm bitching about you two. Right in the middle of a show, you guys both just disappear. I ordered food and I thought it would be here before. And there wasn't anybody else in the house. I can go get it. Pretty much. Now, she's she's super sick. Throwing up and shit. So I had to order meds for her as well.
00:58:12
Speaker
I'm really tired of excuses that you make for her. Excuses are like assholes. She's lazy. But now the whole thing with this border thing, it's, you know, somebody, somebody did the math and 10 million immigrant illegals have crossed the border. That is 2% of the country as it is.
00:58:37
Speaker
Well, so I said when you were gone, Abbott's not the first governor or whatever to stand up to Biden. DeSantis did it during COVID. Right. DeSantis did it during COVID. And then like I said, you know, he told Biden to eat his asshole and then Disney piped up and DeSantis smacked Disney in my fucking mouth. They told him to sit down like the little bitch that they were and they did. Well, the biggest problem is like
00:59:03
Speaker
The biggest problem, I'll reiterate myself and I repeat myself, the biggest problem in our country is we don't have people in office that are going to take care of the country and take care of Americans. We need to stop our business, stick in our nose and get everyone else's business. If you decided to go into Germany from a neighboring country illegally, you could get shot for the shit like that.
00:59:31
Speaker
Well you get through the DMZ you're lucky enough the DMS filled with fucking landmines but but so the point is is like No nation can survive open borders. It's you just can't especially you know and and It comes down to if your neighboring countries aren't doing as well like Canada's not that great let's be honest
00:59:55
Speaker
and Mexico is not the greatest, but the opportunities you get in the States, if your neighboring countries don't have the same abilities that you do in the States, yeah, you're going to get overrun if you open up the borders, just wide the fuck, oh, here's the door. Not only that, but that's the other thing. That's the other great thing, this limp-wristed liberal fucking party that we have in control right now. You're letting all these illegal immigrants in.
01:00:23
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And you're giving them everything for free. Healthcare, benefits, childcare, money. And guess who's paying for it? No wonder our taxes are through the roof. And those of us who are in this country born and raised here, lived here, we're Americans, we're generations deep. We can barely survive because all of our fucking money is going to these goddamn immigrants.
01:00:43
Speaker
Well, and it's not even if I want to fucking put flamethrowers and set them all on fire or drop them dead where they stand when they try to have no problem. I'm worried about my backyard and I say you because you're in Mexico, then your backyard. If you come in my back, I got right. I have no problem if you come into any country legally.
01:01:06
Speaker
100% 100% do it. I understand. It's not easy. It's not. No. Here's it. Here's an idea. Do what the Americans have done. Is your country a shithole? Is your government a bunch of shitbags? Are the police corrupt as fuck? Are you being overran by fucking gang members and cartel and everything else? There's more of you than there are of them. This is facts.
01:01:33
Speaker
Revolt. Stand up. Make your country fucking better. I'm telling you, there's more of you than there are of them.
01:01:41
Speaker
don't fucking run and take advantage and abuse and destroy another country because those same assholes are coming over here. And I'm going to tell you right now in America, we ain't going to play them fucking games. But see the reason why people like Biden are letting the immigrants come in is as they come in, they're getting, you know, vote for Biden stickers, you know? Yeah. So, you know, and it comes down to their, their,
01:02:10
Speaker
I mean, yeah, I get it. It's not instantaneous that they're going to be able to vote. But, you know, they can have them stuff in balance. Oh, extras. Why? I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it like every half hour or so. Shut up, Jeff. So I'm just saying.
01:02:38
Speaker
It's it. No, but I totally agree with the whole take care of your own fucking backyard before you start worrying about fucking Ukraine. Ukraine borders are fucking secure as a motherfucker. Well, that's what I said. You know, we've set billions of dollars to the Ukraine, let the Ukraine and Russia. So that's what I use. That's why I use the analogy of World War Two. We got hell in America because we didn't do anything. We didn't stick our nose into it.
01:03:07
Speaker
You know when we did stick our nose into it? We used to say back in the day, that's Europe's problem. It's Europe's problem. You fuckers deal with it. If it comes on our shore, then we're jumping in. And that's what happened. Yeah. When the Japanese decided to sneak attack us in the middle of the night for no reason, then we said, all right.
01:03:31
Speaker
We're going to blow this **** country to hell and then we're going to come and **** slap the entire country of Germany and send them back and and that's what we should have done with Russia and Ukraine. We have to worry about our own
01:03:45
Speaker
We have to clean our house. That is what some of the governors have done. Not only are they some of these governors of other states going, we're standing with Texas, they've sent trucks with razor wire with them. And here we'll say we'll save you guys a trip to Home Depot. We got you. You know, and there's a I guess one of the sheriff's
01:04:07
Speaker
just deputized over 500 civilians. Nice. Well, that's the thing. And that's what I said. And I've said this a million times before. And I can't believe we're having this fucking discussion. Y'all don't think I know anything about politics. Y'all don't think I pay attention. I'm a lot smarter than you think I am. And I know you don't like the things that I'm saying, but you're going to have to fucking deal with it because what I'm saying is the fucking truth. And you know it's the truth. And you know what? The truth fucking hurts. The truth fucking hurts. People want to shit on Trump.
01:04:34
Speaker
But Trump had, and I'm not saying everything Trump did was great. No. But, but look at your life, what you put in, for instance, Chris, when was the last time you went grocery shopping? Who's what? When was the last time you went grocery shopping? We go grocery shopping every week. Okay. What'd you pay last week? Well, I mean, we'd be all planned, so we're able to get it on a budget. Right. Understood.
01:05:01
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For four nights, for four nights of dinner for us and the kids, I think Mickey spent $80 bucks. $80 bucks. That was just for dinner and stuff. Now, when you added some stuff like that, I think it went up to like $100, $100 and something. What did you play in 2020 or 2018, 2019? Well, for example, this is the best example.
01:05:25
Speaker
We all remember the scene from Home Alone, where Kevin McAllister goes to the grove. He buys a ton of stuff for 20 bucks. There was a video a while back that showed, you know, in 1990, whatever year Home Alone came out, Kevin McAllister bought for 20 bucks. They showed the same things or the equivalent, because some of them didn't exist anymore, the equivalent in 2019,
01:05:54
Speaker
was $77. One year later, it was $87. Yeah, but here's the thing. I mean, that's going to happen regardless. You know what I mean? Maybe not that fast. I don't mind. I don't mind paying $50,000 for a car that I could have bought in 1963 for five grand. That's normal inflation.
01:06:23
Speaker
But if it jumps by 30 grand or $30 in a year's time, that's ridiculous. Yeah. That's the whole point is inflation should keep up with your salary rate. That's the idea behind it. Well, unfortunately, usually five, 10 years behind. I mean, that's the thing. We're not getting paid anymore, but everything is more than tripled
01:06:50
Speaker
quadrupled whatever in price. Yeah. And three years in four years, whatever the case may be. But that's what I keep saying. And this is this is God's honest truth. What we had in Trump, love him or hate him. What we had in Trump and what we need in politics is a guy who cared about this fucking country and cared about the Americans in this country and wanted to put us first and take care of us, which he was doing.
01:07:13
Speaker
I'm sorry. Everybody got their **** panties all open a bunch because oh, he's racist. Is he though? Let's look back at his past and look at all the things that he's done. Exactly. For the uh POCs if you will. You know, let's let's let's dive into that. Is he a sexist? Yeah, probably. Yeah, actually not probably. Yeah, he is. He's a delusional old man. It's had money his entire **** life and thinks he can talk to women any way he wants.
01:07:43
Speaker
As Americans, we need somebody who is going to put our country first and is going to put us first and make sure we're taking care of before we stick our nose in everybody else's fucking business. That's what I said. That's what I keep saying. 1983 is what he paid in the long movie. Last year, it was $44.40. This year, $72. So as I said, and as I've continued to say, as I will continue to say until I don't have to say it anymore,
01:08:14
Speaker
Our house is dirty. Oh, a hundred percent. We need to clean our house before we, before we worry about anybody else's house. America, we need to take care of Americans and then we can stick our noses in other people's business. Let's be like Canada. Canada is switching the internet, sticking their noses in anybody's business. I'm not talking about Canada. I'm talking about, but they take care of their own. They buy their own business.
01:08:42
Speaker
Yeah, we need to take care of the best way. We need to take care of our own. COVID, they're like, yeah, we don't believe it. So they did nothing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. COVID they had in Brooklyn, zero. That's what I'm saying. We need to be like, we need to take care of our own. We need to stay out of other people's fucking business and we need to clean our fucking house. When that's done, then if we need to go help somebody out or whatever, fucking hell. I don't give a goddamn if they build it. It's a problem. It's a problem.
01:09:10
Speaker
The problem that the US has is since the dawn of the US, the US has been Team America world police. They have that mentality, and that's the problem. And it was fine when World War II and World War I, it was that made sense. Now it's gotten Team America dictators.
01:09:40
Speaker
do as we say, and if you don't like it, we're going to take you to fucking hell with us. You know, that's the problem. It's a mess. We need to take a break. Yes. I'm going to cleanse my soul. Yeah. I got Chris all hot and bothered. You really did. Yeah. I told you.
01:10:00
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This is why we don't do politics because even though we agree, we just, I'm very passionate. The three of us all agree on everything on it, but I'm very passionate, man. I'm very passionate about this country. You know, I, I know that, I know that, you know, my family came over here, you know, my, my side, the Glick side, they came over here looking for a better life, looking for something better, but they did it the right way.
01:10:31
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right and we have we have set our roots in America and and I love being an American. I love this country. I love everything about this country but goddamn there's a breaking point. I'm very passionate about this country. I'm very passionate you know and and it unfortunately I get very animated. I get very aggravated because I know
01:10:54
Speaker
Has this country ever been great? Probably not. But we've dealt, we've had issues that we've dealt with and that we've gotten through and it's made us better for it. But we have a mess of people that want to send us back to the 1860s. And I'm talking to Joe Biden in this party. No, it's not even Joe Biden. The problem is, his voice is for sale to the highest bidder. And that's most of the politicians.
01:11:23
Speaker
It's that fucking party. And that's what people don't understand. Think about in the 50s and 60s when we had segregation and we had white schools and black schools and white drinking fountains and blacks drinking fountains. How many people on both sides of the field, black and or white, literally gave their lives so we didn't have that. And where are we at today? We are literally
01:11:50
Speaker
We're slowly going back to it. And it's left. It's the left that wants segregation. Yeah. And it's like, why? Why are we? Oh, my God. Historic black colleges. What? There's no white colleges out there, but
01:12:07
Speaker
Do you guys want to have your own? You want to have your own spaces? Here's the problem. He wants to have, you know, the LGB to only colleges and but God forbid, normal fucking citizens, whether they're black or white or white, only college, you know, like if we were like, we're going to do a college, but it's only going to be for fucking normal people and not you fucking crazies. It would be the other guy. No, but here's the problem.
01:12:34
Speaker
And I'm not putting the floor into that. I'm just saying. No, but the problem is. We use our brain to think. And that's the old saying. And I want to say Andrew Jackson said it.
01:12:45
Speaker
Is those who do not look back at history are doomed to repeat it and that's what's happening most of the people that are are for this whole leftist agenda And and not even leftist agenda most people that are you know for all these crazy changes that we fought so much to get rid of You could you can't if they can't even tell you the capital fucking us Or where it's located
01:13:13
Speaker
They can't tell you anything. They can't tell you what two plus two is. Well, they can't agree on it. We are. We are literally heading. Hey, I'm going to make two points here. Hey, we are literally heading to another civil war. A hundred percent. And it's not a civil war. We got 50 50 right now. It's not civil war North versus South. Like it was before. It is another civil war. We are heading. We are on a nosedive right into it. Also.
01:13:43
Speaker
If you guys have ever seen it in idiocracy, we're living in idiocracy right now. 100%. 100%. When the rock becomes president, congratulations. Macho Camacho is now fucking president. Hey, you know what? And you know what? Nonsense is what nonsense is with as far as people in the room. We are the king of the idiots. Yeah. I'm the king of the blind. It's really straightforward.
01:14:13
Speaker
I urge everyone to go vote, first off. And secondly, the fact that fucking 40 years ago, my life was so much easier financially. The workplace was a little more mild. Don't get me wrong. Controversy has been brewing for the last eight years. It's been just getting worse and worse. And Trump, because I've got that love-hate relationship with him. I have the same thing.
01:14:42
Speaker
because he's so vile in the way that he speaks sometimes has done nothing but grow it up. And that's 100% true. I don't care who you are, what affiliation, but the last four years,
01:14:56
Speaker
have been horrible for the country, for the border, for our foreign policies, for our at-home policies, our domestic policies. The shit that we deal with day after day has been fucking miserable. And I heard you, if you're gonna go fucking vote, look at your life for the last four years and then look at it four years ago and figure out which one went better. What I find funny is every time they try to get Trump in more trouble,
01:15:24
Speaker
his numbers just rise because they try to indict him. They try to get him to go to jail for all this stuff. And everybody's like, wait, he's getting in trouble, but he did nothing wrong. I don't know. Yeah, that's a witch hunt. But it's absolutely been doing that on Capitol Hill is they've been trying to shut him down by getting him in more and more trouble because he's an asshat.
01:15:52
Speaker
straight straight cut and dry. He's an asshole. He he he really is. He doesn't care but he cares about the country. I don't give a **** about his personal life or what he did 10 **** years ago. I care about the fact that my country but they're under him and it was with the **** senile Biden. You gotta punch you in the head and and and here's the thing too is I was semi hopeful when Biden got knocked
01:16:20
Speaker
Yeah, I was like, you know what? I try and try and go to every presidency with an open mind. Everybody just wants what's best for this country. We just all disagree on what's best for this country. I agree. So by the office and within the first year, I was just like, this is fucking terrible. This is going to be the most miserable three years of the United States career. Well, he is far and away the period, worst period president period we have ever had as a nation. Period.
01:16:48
Speaker
Worst period, president, period, president, ever, period. You gotta clap when you do that, Connor. Literally!
01:16:58
Speaker
I 100% agree with what Connor just said. And it's been a witch hunt with, yeah, Trump is an asshat. Like I said, I think most Americans, if you support him, you have a love-hate relationship with the guy. He's an asshole. He says what's on his mind. At the same time, we love that about him because he does say what's on his mind.
01:17:23
Speaker
If he makes a promise, he sees it through. Yeah. I mean, the man literally told Putin, if you don't calm this shit down, I'm going to fuck you up. And what Putin do, he calm this shit down until fucking Biden was in office. And then when Biden was in office, when Danny Schrupp was gone, he started acting up. Within 12 months of Biden becoming president, Russia went to war with Ukraine. You know, when when Trump first got elected,
01:17:50
Speaker
Everybody and their brother was like, oh, here comes World War III. What happened during the Trump presidency? Not a single war, not a single conflict. The minute fucking Biden gets in, all hell breaks loose.
Trump's Foreign Policy and Leadership Comparisons
01:18:05
Speaker
We won't talk about politics here, ethical nonsense.
01:18:10
Speaker
I like that Trump, because I am very much so, probably slightly opposed to you guys when it comes to my forum, how I think we should and shouldn't be in other people's business. I don't think we should be in everybody's business.
01:18:29
Speaker
That's what the UN is for. The UN is supposed to have their bozos and they're going, okay, this isn't bad. This isn't good. We should do something about it. But their first call is the US like, Hey, this guy's acting up. Go fucking do something about it. Yeah. But again, like to go more so into Trump, Trump's foreign policy was, listen, we're not, we're not
01:18:53
Speaker
trying to fuck with every everything exactly we're trying to make sure that everybody's borders are secure including our own and and from from there if you fuck with us to an extent we're just gonna kill you and he did he did it multiple times and then iran went ape shit the shit with iran was hysterical it was the funniest things he's placed bread he's like i'll turn your place into a big piece of glass
01:19:19
Speaker
Trump was saying, you know what happened for four years? I ran with fucking silent, silent. Yeah. They shot, they shot ballistic missiles at us. And the next day they were like, yeah, that was us. We kind of fucked up. Sorry. And then they never said long wires. Yeah. Uh, Tim said, Tim said in the comments, Trump was having lunch and tea with arguably the scariest motherfucker on the planet, Kim Jong.
01:19:46
Speaker
Yeah. And he kept him in check. Have you seen that video? Yeah, he kept him in check. Kim Jong Il and Trump are at the border of South North Korea. And Kim Jong Il is like, you're the first president across this border since his border was created. Yeah. I mean, President Trump was like, here I go, motherfucker. Trump was literally the definition of fuck around and find out. Yeah.
01:20:14
Speaker
I mean, when it came to America and putting America first, like he was that cat, like fuck around and find out. He was a joker and he was Jack Nichols as a joker. You ever dance with the devil on the pale moonlight?
01:20:33
Speaker
That was like he had these cats fucking shook man. Like Connor said in the Middle East they you know, he had them shook. He had Putin shook. He had Kim Jong-un shook. He had these motherfucking shook. And what happened in the first six months of Joe Biden's presidency when it comes to Trump that shocked the whole fucking world? When? Oh, we did it overnight.
01:20:57
Speaker
Yeah, there's still a few thousand of us back over there in Afghanistan. We're going to take them out of a civilian airport instead of a secured airfield and just hand it over to the fucking Taliban. Yeah. No, but not only that, it's like if you're in a room and, you know, Joe Biden's in there and Trump is in there, they're not the president. They're not known for being president. Which one are you more afraid of?
01:21:22
Speaker
I guarantee you, Biden years will be like, I will knock you into the fucking dirt. You old fuckcat. You could pick him in the shin once and he would fold.
01:21:33
Speaker
my favorite, my favorite Biden line. I'm not taking behind a barn. I'd like to watch that fight because I got my money on Trump. Please, please. I want to see the little orange fist prints on Biden's face. Please, please, Biden. You frail old man takes six foot five, 260 pound fucking Donald Trump behind the barn. He is not six five. Is he really? Yeah, he's a big mother. Hold on a second.
01:22:01
Speaker
Well, I'll double it. Well, you know, you shrink when you get older. Well, yeah, six, five. That's how it's Donald Trump. Sorry, six, three. That's still impressive. Yeah, he's not a small guy. He's fucking little autistic son, Baron. You know how tall Baron is? Baron's huge, man. He's six, seven. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Melania's five, eleven, bro.
01:22:30
Speaker
Yeah, it's no wonder why Trump and Melania had a six, seven son. Christ. Joe Biden is six foot. Yeah, Joe Biden is six foot. Yeah, I'm not in the military anymore. I could trash talk our fucking commander in chief. Fuck you Joe Biden. I fucking hated you for the last fucking. Anyway.
01:22:59
Speaker
Well, look, the Americans elected a guy who gets by a point of. Hey, I was going to say Joe Biden's number one nemesis is a flight of stairs. Let's be on it. Not going down, going up.
01:23:25
Speaker
However, Trump did trip up a flight of stairs. It reminds me of the old Kevin Hart joke. You ever watch an old person fall? When Trump did it, he was saluting an American soldier.
01:23:44
Speaker
at the top of the flight or at the top of the, the, the stairs getting on that plane. And he wasn't paying attention to Biden. He was, he's just looking down and miss. He's a character. He's the only president so far that you can't assassinate them motherfuckers already dead. He's just dust inside of us. I saw a meme. Like I said, Biden told Abbott you have
01:24:10
Speaker
X amount of days to take down his raise wire or else. And I saw a meme today. It's like, it's a picture of Joe Biden says, Ab, you have X amount of days to take down his raise wire or. Yeah, I'm not. I was like, nice. He had a new video where he did that shit. He was at like either a campaign rally or some shit like that. Very, very recent. And he just, and we're going to,
01:24:39
Speaker
And we're going to and everybody clapped. What is wrong with you fucking people? Who kicked you in the head as an infant? And why are you still alive? I wish you were fucking dead. I'm going to give you guys five more minutes and we're going to take a break. The reason why we are getting crazy about the reason why Joe Biden. The reason why Joe Biden gets applause like that because he's not Trump.
01:25:09
Speaker
That is the only reason if I went up there and went against Trump, I would get the same amount of votes as Biden. Well, you're talking about a guy and you want to talk about, you know, the election is literally right around the corner. Trump hasn't been in a single debate. He has not showed up at a single debate. He is miles ahead of every caucus. I will focus on 51 percent of the vote. Yeah. The most in history.
01:25:40
Speaker
and he wasn't even there like he is a big head I the day we got Chris King Glick Baratheon was the bane of my existence because give him a big fucking head imagine how Trump's gonna be he's like Glick but with more power
01:25:59
Speaker
I didn't even show up and I got the belt. He's gonna, he's gonna, yeah exactly. So I just won the presidency. I went and had a belt made. It's pretty cool, pretty cool.
01:26:13
Speaker
Shut up and leave my belts alone. Trump and I are like two peas in a pod. And President Trump, when you win this year, I would love to get the invite to the White House and both you and I can stand at the podium and raise our belts up high and declare to let everybody know that we are the greatest champs to ever live.
01:26:36
Speaker
Chris, that's the only person I come in second place to as the world's greatest champion is Donald Trump. Then we come together as the world's greatest tag team ever. Have you heard who the speculation on who's going to be VP this year? And Trump and I were great together because we'll hang out together and I'll drink beer and you know, he'll eat McDonald's.
01:27:06
Speaker
He'll eat McDonald's and then he'll go to get on Twitter at two o'clock in the morning. I'm already drunk and I smack him on his hand. I take his phone away from him and I say, no, let me get on Twitter. They expect this from me. You'll do so much better. I always say the media doesn't like.
01:27:32
Speaker
Look, I'm the media darling. They love me. They love nonsensical nonsense. You know, let me handle the social media. You take your two o'clock in the morning McDonald's shit. I'm already up drinking anyways. Trump. We're doing the show live. Donald Trump pops his head in like the kids does.
01:27:53
Speaker
It's the greatest podcast ever. Probably the greatest podcast there is. I'm not the one who we should be talking to, but everyone agrees. It's just great. You want to talk about a win if we can interview Trump just for like five minutes. Oh, that's a win. Listen, DJ, I don't have a whole lot of money in my bank account, but I'll give you all of it. Just come on show.
01:28:22
Speaker
you'll rip your presence on this show when you know what the next day and and and junior I love junior I love junior junior don't fuck around he was giving a speech the other day we just talked about the economy he says what do I know I'm just a billionaire but
01:28:41
Speaker
I know that I'm, if I'm looking at prices going, goddamn, imagine how you fuckers are doing. Junior is awesome because that motherfucker just, and you know, he gets it honestly from his old man, but like he literally, that cat will just, it was kind of like, like I was giving props to the Miami Dolphins coach, you know, Daniels.
01:29:10
Speaker
For for telling the media I told my guys When you guys asking questions respectfully to say fuck you That's Trump. That's that's that's junior man. That's junior. He was like respectfully
01:29:24
Speaker
And you can use this. You can use this if you'd like, Junior. I know you and your dad are watching the show right now, where you're watching the replay. You know, I know you guys are huge fans. You can use this if you'd like. Next press conference, if they ask you a stupid question, you just respond. Respectfully, you can suck off my asshole. Yeah. Also, nine cents to nonsense on every Friday Saturday. If you like 2028, I'm just saying.
01:29:51
Speaker
Junior says that in a press conference. I'm coming on this show. That's a super collab for you folks. That's a super collab. 12. 2028 presidency. Blick Trump Jr. That's your ticket right there.
01:30:22
Speaker
How old is Junior? He's in his 40s, I think. Early 40s? Yeah, he's not very old. Let's see. How old is Donald Trump Junior? Oh, he's 46. Yeah, he's not much older than we are. Which means, well, Eric, his other son is 40, and Byron's 17.
01:30:50
Speaker
me and old Trump Jr. We're going to be hosting beer pong parties and tournaments on the on the lawn on the White House. I'll be in the back hitting on Ivanka. Let me tell you. I'm like how you doing? I'm going to say I don't care if your dad's going to smack the shit out of me. I just got to say I'm going to have to go. I'm sorry Ivanka. I got this guys.
01:31:13
Speaker
I can take you to his room. Connor's my head of security. Connor, it's time for Jeff. Anyways, let's uh let's why don't why don't you guys talk about politics on us physical nonsense? We get a little bit heated. We get a little rambunctious and then Jeff tries to hit on a
01:31:37
Speaker
Yeah, you know, we, we, you know, we still try to have fun with it, but nonetheless, we're going to take a real quick break. We're going to play a band that Connor's never heard of. Long and very distinguished. Yeah. That's what happens when you get a guy that's, you know, 254 years younger than us. Yes. We're going to take a real quick break before we do go to break.
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01:32:02
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01:33:27
Speaker
Late at night, I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need What is a hero? I'm only a bullet hero Till the end of the night He's gone, he's gone, and he's gone, and he's gone, and he's gone Yeah! Bah! To the end of the year! Oh, I guess I could have been on this other, uh, dance. I was gonna say, you could have been picking a song, but what? Sorry, I was distracted by him.
01:33:56
Speaker
by that awesome video, I know. No, no, I was distracted by wrestling. It's still the women's Royal Rumble. So we've got one, two, three, four, five, six, six, six ladies in the ring currently. And I think number, there's 30 entrants and number 29 is coming out. Yeah. I don't know who that is.
01:34:24
Speaker
Oh, let's do a little bit. Uh, so last night on Glitz House of Music, you guys haven't heard of Glitz House of Music. You should check it out every Friday night at 8 PM, uh, right here on these same channels. Um, but last night we did hair bands or I did hair bands. Nice. So I was having fun with it.
01:34:45
Speaker
The only problem was because I absolutely got my ass kicked by YouTube. So I can't remember which songs got me in trouble and which songs didn't get me in trouble. However, let's go find out. Yeah. Let's go with a little warrant. Cherry. She's my chair. The whole day a lot of me.
01:35:27
Speaker
She is my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such sweet surprise Tastes so good, make the grown man cry Sweet cherry pie Well, swingin' on the thump pop, swingin' on the low Swingin' where we want, cause there ain't nobody home Swingin' to the left and swingin' to the right
01:36:05
Speaker
Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen, folks, folks, stop cuz they're too many bitches. Swingin' in there cuz you want me to beat it so I can stop the battery.
01:36:20
Speaker
Oh yeah, she's my cherry pie
01:36:38
Speaker
Look so good, bring a tear to your eyes Sweet, carry by Yeah, swing it to the drums, swing it to your top Swing it to the bass in the black of my car Ain't got money, ain't got no gas But guess where we're going, if we're sweet, we're fair Lost, good news, good news, good thought
01:37:00
Speaker
She's my cherry pie Who's drinking water such sweet supplies? Tastes so good they both may cry Sweet cherry pie Oh yeah, she's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face, catch my wife You look so good, bring a tear to your eyes Sweet cherry pie
01:38:12
Speaker
with my daughter
01:38:33
Speaker
Yeah! That was a good song. People love that song. Did you know that one, Connor?
01:38:42
Speaker
Did you know that one? You did. OK. She's my. We didn't get in trouble on on the old YouTube. I pulled it up. So what YouTube does now, if you're doing a live and you play music that's quote unquote copy written, they just bring your life down until the song's over and then they bring it back up. Oh, good for them. I don't mind. So.
01:39:13
Speaker
We didn't get in trouble. I pulled up YouTube. Anywho, welcome back to the National School of Nonsense, everybody. We've cleansed our pallets, so to say. Yes. We broke rule number one. We don't typically talk about politics, but this asshole beside me decided to... You asked. So to say. Got some other asshole fired up and, you know, what are you going to do?
01:39:43
Speaker
Um, however, we're done with that. We're not going to talk about that no more. Uh, welcome back to nonsense. We got Connor in the building. It's Saturday night. You know, Connor's here. He's hanging out with us doing his thing. The, uh, Connie, the artist formerly known as Connor, according to his name down there. We got our very own, our very own personal garden gnome in the building. Dusty spunk AKA. Did you guys know me?
01:40:14
Speaker
the intergalactic king, Kingslayer champ, Donald Trump's new best friend. No one calls you that. I mean, Donald Trump will. Donald Trump's new best friend and running mate with Trump Jr. in four years. They call me Glick for short. I've been caught a lot of things, but they call me Glick for short.
01:40:42
Speaker
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01:41:11
Speaker
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01:41:39
Speaker
If you guys would be so kind, you know, the drill be greatly appreciated. If you drop a follow on us and if you like what we're doing, you enjoy what you do, uh, definitely feel free to hit that, hit that share button. Uh, we always, and it is Saturday. Jeffrey, this is not my first video. I know.
01:41:59
Speaker
It is Saturday. So the door is open. What's that mean? Oh, what does it mean that the door is open? Well, it means that if you guys would like to jump up on here with us, the link is in the chat. All you got to do is click on it and jump on in and hang out with us. All we ask is that you please keep your wiener and your goddamn pants. Because nobody wants to see it except for Jeff. And me. And you can just ask for your Snapchat and you guys can share wiener pics. There you go.
01:42:29
Speaker
But we do the show on Saturday nights. We do do the open door challenge because we never know who's going to pop up. We never know who's going to show up, but we've had a lot of fun. We've had a lot of our friends show up. We've had a lot of people that, uh, we're not our friends, but have become our friends show up. And, uh, and it's pretty bad ass. That's pretty cool. So we enjoy hanging out with you guys.
Listener Interactions and Personal Anecdotes
01:42:48
Speaker
So if you're feeling extra froggy lurkers, just goes out to you as well.
01:42:53
Speaker
If you're lurking and maybe you felt some sort of way and you're scared, it's okay. You can come over. It's a safe space for you. Or lurkers. Either way, we still appreciate y'all listening and playing our podcast on other platforms in your little circle of... Your little circle jerk. Yeah, your little circle jerk. One of the lurkers popped in here the other night and was
01:43:23
Speaker
try it. She literally dropped one comment trying to talk shit and was like, yeah, well, keep proving to the world why your husband got cancer and died because he wanted to get away from you. Yeah, man, I did. He's hiding in a beach somewhere. Let me tell you. He's out there with Carol Baskin's husband. Yeah.
01:44:02
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Who's who's interesting?
01:44:20
Speaker
Yeah, I'm not going to watch Tiger King, man. I just I just. It's not even not because it's 100 percent interesting. It's. I mean, you can obviously guess within the first five seconds of each interview where that person's from. Look, you know me and you know how I feel about reality television. And and. Nikki has
01:44:51
Speaker
been, I don't know how she's doing it. I don't know. She's whispering in my ear at night. I don't know what's going on, but she's got me watching all these goddamn dating shows, man. Now she's got me hooked on fucking 98 fiance. I'm going to get her to, I'm going to message her like, just, just put on tiger king. Just the background. Until next thing he knows he wakes up. He's like, I want to watch that tiger king shit. Nope.
01:45:17
Speaker
The dude the dude said no because you're all the way in the living room. Make him watch it. I draw the line. I still haven't watched it. Yeah, you need to watch it. I'm telling you. So it is fucking gold. She sucked me into the challenge, which I love the challenge and mainly because I want CT to be my best friend and maybe uncle CT and I could go camping together and snuggle under the stars. OK.
01:45:48
Speaker
And now I like, there's other people like, like, like, and I like Nelson and there's other, and I like Johnny bananas and I'm following these cats on fucking Instagram now. And it's like, man. And then she sucked me into, what is it? Love is blind.
01:46:06
Speaker
Fucking love is blind where don't have to watch the reunion where we're loving blood. Love is blind where we're going to put it. We're going to put you guys in these fucking capsules pods and you're not even going to see each other until you determine if you want to get engaged. And then if you want to get engaged, then we're going to introduce you guys. So watch that fucking show. And now she's got me on this goddamn train wreck dumpster fire of 90 day fiance where people are meeting people online from other countries. And it's like, man, what the hell?
01:46:37
Speaker
Yeah. It just goes to show you the world's fucked up. It will never be The Bachelor. I cannot. OK, I draw the line of The Bachelor, too, because I can't. I do too. I can't watch that. Watch the single episode. I can't. Nikki. Nikki, did you watch the what's that fucking Flavor of Love? Of course. She watched Rock of Love. Flavor of Love, Rock of Love. That bitch took a shit in the floor.
01:47:06
Speaker
First episode they're in a huddle and I'm talking this bitch is like I got a shit Rock of love Connor had Brett Michaels on it who was the lead singer of Motley Crue Yeah, I'm sorry, it was yeah Brett Michaels CC Deville and
01:47:27
Speaker
And Tommy Lee and that other guy were poisoned. My bad. I'm sorry. Molly Crew was Nikki six Vince Neil. Who's the who's the band that sings straight by? Is that poison? That's what it's warrant. OK, that's Ohio's own Jamie Lane. All right. Yeah. Oh, it's OK. Be careful. I love you. I love you too. Yeah, Jamie Lane leads me to warrant.
01:47:57
Speaker
We're just going to, we're just going to change. We're just going to switch Nikki's. Nobody will ever know the difference. At least we're going to get in trouble. Fucking up the wrong name. Yeah, I've never done that. I come home from work and it's like, wait a minute. You're not my Nikki. What are you doing here? Oh, my name's Nick. You chained me up. I just got yelled at. Nikki was like Christopher. Christopher Lee Glick.
01:48:25
Speaker
Christopher Lee, what the hell? It's just like the most common middle name. I don't know your fucking middle name. It's not Lee, but it's pretty. It's Marjorie. I have the Zachary. I said it's Marjorie. David Jeff Hawk. David Jeffrey Hawk. Hey, I don't have an embarrassing middle name. I don't have an embarrassing middle name. I have the whitest fucking name on the planet. Even whiter than Jeff.
01:48:55
Speaker
No, Jeff is not a white name. Connor is. His actual name is David. Yes. My dad's name is David. Wait a minute. So is my dad. Which is why I'm technically a junior. But apparently. Junior, you're like his 17th son. I'm the only son named David. So technically I'm a junior. My dad's middle name is Lee, actually.
01:49:26
Speaker
Uh, I used to get, uh, confusing apparently. So what's your name? Connor O'Neill. Connor Eugene. You have a last name for a middle name. That's Irish dude. My whole name is Celtic. My entire fucking name is Celtic. What's your last name? Myers. Yeah. That's what I thought. Connor O'Neill Myers. Yes, it is.
01:49:54
Speaker
You sound like a bitch who got married and hyphenated her name. Sounds like a fake name. It really does sound like a fake name. If I was going to fake my passport and everything, that's what I would use. I don't have a mineral name. My name is Christopher Scott. Scott's definitely a white name. That's my dad's name. Yeah.
01:50:20
Speaker
My dad wanted a girl. Well, he had one of those and then she turned into a dude. So no, actually my dad, my dad had two girls and a boy, my oldest sisters for my dad's first marriage. Right. And then he had me and then he had my broster. So he kind of had the best of both worlds. He got a daughter and a son and the same person. Yeah.
01:50:47
Speaker
But no, my dad's name is Scott. So my dad's name is Scott Eugene. He wanted me to be a junior. Thank God that didn't happen. My mom actually wanted to name me Dustin Michael. My grandma wanted Christopher. Sounds like a wrestler. Sounds like like my grandma.
01:51:09
Speaker
My dad's mom, that stupid bitch. She wanted a Christopher. Somehow my mom completely lost and my dad didn't get a junior, but he got me. I got his middle name and. And then they got a Christopher somehow. So Christopher Scott is my actual name, but.
01:51:28
Speaker
I hate it. I fucking hate it. I wish I could change it. However, when my mom would get mad at me when I was growing up, I knew that I was in trouble when she would go, Christopher Michael Scott. And I'm like, Michael's not even any of my names, woman. Well, you know, technically, you could change your name. No, I can. My my broasters changed his name like 47 times. And that's just been in the last six months.
01:51:53
Speaker
I was going to say that was yesterday. Well, I changed my name, too. I could legally change my name to the champ. I could be done. You could. But yeah, I just got here. I'm so changed in my name to the champ. Yeah. And then that means you would have to call me the champ every day, Jeff. Oh, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Yeah, but you would have to. That's my name.
01:52:22
Speaker
It's 2024. I don't have to do anything. You have to do what I say. Are you going to mis-name me? I'll make you a deal. If you change your name to the champ, but you also transition to a woman, then I'll call you the champ. Are you transitioning into a transition? No, you have to be a woman.
01:52:45
Speaker
No, you're going to misname me. I'm going to make a TikTok video and go viral and be like, I was on my podcast today and my, my co-host misnamed me. My name is the channel. What your new name is. And you get canceled and I get vindicated. You don't get vindication. I'm the champ. That's my name.
01:53:07
Speaker
You have two options, Jeff. You can call me Glick, which you've never known. I wonder if you go to, if you go to change your name, if they can be like, no, you can't use that. Well, do you know that I want to personalize license plates? Yeah, I had. I wanted to get some years ago. I wanted to get them on my Bronco. I wanted to put Glick 13. Glick being my last name, 13 being my lucky number.
01:53:30
Speaker
do you know that I was told I wasn't allowed because Glick was it was considered a derogatory uh uh offensive what was it uh a swear word oh well yeah and I said how is that and they said they said it came up in the system as a sexual term and I was like yeah dude that's what I was like yeah dude yeah dude well give her the old Glick ain't you yeah
01:53:59
Speaker
What are you going to do? Disappoint her with your small Peter? Way to give her the old Glick there, asshole. But yeah, I couldn't. I could not use. Oh, OK. So Glick is actually an extended round dick. Actually, actually, my last name is actually my last name is actually I'm on Urban Dictionary right now.
01:54:28
Speaker
Yeah, so my last name is actually for my lineage, my heritage, is Gluck, G-L-U-C. Gluck, G-L-U-C. You gotta see this. You gotta see this. I gotta show you this. This is urban dictionary and it says Glick.
01:54:53
Speaker
which is a mixture of Glock plus dick. Extended round. Dick Glick Glick, meaning glizzy Glock strapped burner toaster. Alexa Echo Echo. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Never mind. Nicki changed it so that I can't. Oh, Glick is another word for gun, apparently. Hell yeah. Glick Glick Glick.
01:55:29
Speaker
I got the new Glick in the back. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Scroll back up. Hold up. Scroll back up. I got that new Glick in the back of the Rad. The Rari. Oh, Ferrari. Yeah. Yeah. I got that new Glick in the back of the Rari.
01:56:11
Speaker
That's what my actual name means. Glick got Americanized and we added an I and dropped the U.
01:56:19
Speaker
Anyway, yeah, all right. Someone asked Alexa what Glick is, see what she thinks is synonymous with champ. That's what we got here in the chat. It's a catch-all word. I feel like Mike was out here right now.
01:56:48
Speaker
Tim said, I have to go click my Glick while I click. You know what? I can testify that you're down there eating your lady's box and you're doing it properly and she's enjoying herself. And if you're a man who enjoys to do that for your lady, then you are 100%.
01:57:09
Speaker
go on, go on, go on, go on, go on. So, every one of you motherfucking cats out there that enjoy eating pussy, you're saying my name while you're eating your woman out. Yeah. How's that make you feel? You gay motherfuckers? You fucking fags. So, just for fun, while you're going on your little rant there, I looked up long. It says someone who supports aggressive foreign policy.
01:57:38
Speaker
look at my including regime change of war which determines inevitable and necessary just just just remember that make you the noise he makes he's just saying my name when he's eating your box. There you go. He's thinking of me. He's thinking of me.
01:58:03
Speaker
Click, click, click, click, click. That's why I have a reptile dysfunction. Well, you know. So your last name is Myers, right? Yes, my ERS. That's right. All right. You just really throw a gang sign up for your last name. Oh,
01:58:36
Speaker
You read what it says meaning intelligent bad at first, but only as a first name only as a first name. Yes, I mean, intelligent badass who is putting an incompetence in other people's shit. Here's another one. A guy who is tall, loves to play basketball. No, not the best, but he is good at.
01:59:02
Speaker
last name of a various white mask knife wielding, bad motherfuckers. Yeah, Michael Myers. Yeah. A tall manager named Greg Myers is a glorified dolphin. Nice.
01:59:24
Speaker
admire some sort of emo child who plays it likes to take talking back. Nice. It is a Jewish word for God. Most religious, high power, higher power. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and once again, you know,
01:59:53
Speaker
You guys thought you could bring me down. You thought you could stop me by, by, by bringing up my last name and, and all the various meanings and what like that. But at the end of the day, I come out with a fucking win. Oh, it feels good to be the champ. I see you up there, Sean. And should I bring you down? Should I put you on my shoulder? You want to make you the champ at all, even a little bit.
02:00:20
Speaker
I mean, I got a whole bunch of. I got a bunch of dudes saying my name when they eat their women out. So, I mean, I got a bunch of dudes thinking about why they eat their women out. He has a speech impediment. He means to say chump. No, I said chump. I'd be talking about hawk. What does hawk mean to me? The definition of hawk was a short and statured cuck. Is that what it said?
02:00:49
Speaker
I believe my original was a badass who doesn't like an unintelligent people Joe Biden. Well that was if that was your first name. Which it might as well be. But should it? It might as well be. I mean but Glick should not. For the next few shows I'm just gonna put Myers under my name. I mean Glick is basically my first name. Nobody calls me Chris.
02:01:14
Speaker
I didn't. I call you Chris. Yeah. Well, you know what? Nobody that knows me calls me Glick. Everybody calls me Glick. Nobody calls you Glick. Chris. Everybody does. Your mom calls me Glick. Chris Dauferson Scott Glick. Chris Dauferson was badass. I'll take that. You know what? I'm okay with that. He was great as Whistler and Blade. Michael Scott Glick.
02:01:47
Speaker
You gotta see this. Ow. I dare not say it out loud. The black people follow the wind, especially in Chicago. Sam, do you feel that hawk coming in off the lake? There you go. You need to sell something. This is because we're going to be a black people. What is with you and black people in selling things?
02:02:15
Speaker
Yeah, Jeff, what is what's going on with you, buddy? I told you he's a Biden supporter. Actually, the first mission on here was someone who supports aggressive foreign policy, including regime change or war, which is determined. Yeah, we give it your last names. Don Bolton was the hawk of the Trump administration.
02:02:42
Speaker
That's literally in the definition. Ah, Chris is dead. Ding dong, Chris is dead. I knew we could do it. I heard it was a huge round pecker. Yeah, you were. I'm also the noise that men make. It's the only time you and large pecker was put in the same sentence, let's be honest. True story. Facts be facts. Facts be facts.
02:03:13
Speaker
It'd be spherical, my friend. I've got a Benoit ball for a penis. That's crazy. Also, I'm the fact that the Chevy is heavy. Yeah, you are. Because I'm a gun. Because I'm a gun. Who the hell is taking that song?
02:03:36
Speaker
I'm never scared. I ain't never scared. Got that Chevy in the parking lot in his head, something like that. It was a rap song. I'm not a big rap guy. Yeah, no, you lost me on that on that Friday night. You lost me on that one, Ice Cube. Today was a good day, man. What are you going to do?
02:04:07
Speaker
I don't know what's going on in your world, man. Oh, you know what I wanted to do? I I don't want to I don't want to take this down as seriously. What's that? What? What? What? What? You're going to see my cock. Is that what you said? That's what I heard. I don't know what you said. Well, I mean, I don't need to say it. I'll snap you later. Yeah. You know, we'll we'll snap. Don't let me get leggy on this show. Quit sending unsolicited penis pictures.
02:04:35
Speaker
Actually, that's a very good question. Where is lady? You should message her be like yo I actually I should be a better friend and I should have messaged her already But hopefully she's sleeping because I know she wasn't sleeping very well before She posted on Instagram a couple days ago
02:04:58
Speaker
what you so I'm I'm in this I'm in this I'm in this new building now and I'm trying to learn the building and she's gone live a couple times this week on Instagram and um the couple times she's gone live. I've literally just missed it because I'll be like doing something and then I'll go to click on it when I get a chance and then she's done. I'm like son of a bitch. I just missed that much. Chris, has anyone ever told you you're the champ of excuses?
02:05:28
Speaker
Hey Connor, have I ever told you you can suck my dick and eat my asshole? You have, I still haven't called. Today? I've been hitting you with my asshole once. That was, that was weird. No, I didn't. I got a billy good one. I would like for you to try it now that you got a beard. Unless you shave back there, it's not going to make sense. Oh, I do. You know I do. You helped me that one time. When did you start shaving?
02:05:55
Speaker
help you shave. It was a scissor cut. There's a difference. Well, okay. Well, it was a scissor cut. You know, we were trying to clean. Well, you know, um, I was trying to be more, you know, I was trying to be more, uh, hip, I guess you could say, like I was trying to change with the time. So, you know, uh, last year, two years ago, I started getting, um, Brazilian. You would get drop load here, shaved into your back.
02:06:24
Speaker
I'm not a receiver. I'm a giver. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always the pitcher. I'm never the catcher. That's not true. Yeah. I've got coins up your ass. We're going to have to ask. They were not coins. They were small, small shillings. All right.
02:06:53
Speaker
I just wanted to try it at one time to see if I could do like you do. And apparently I don't have that. You say you want to be cool like Connor. I told you it's not going to work. You're not going to be able to build up the pressure with how wide that hole is. I mean, I take huge shits. Oh, dude. That gaping asshole. Oh, my God.
02:07:17
Speaker
When I worked at, when I was back in the army, we were doing CQ duty, Jeff knows like the overnight firewatch shit. I woke up at, I like took a nap on duty because we had two people, we switched back and forth. I took like an hour. I woke up and I went to go to the bathroom and take a shit. And there was a dump that was, I mean, I'm not kidding. It was that big.
02:07:38
Speaker
It was about as big as my face is round. And we had to send out a mass text to leave. Hey, check on your soldiers because somebody needs to see a medic. And then we sent a picture of it and sent it out. Oh, mercy. I don't know how the living person passed that.
02:07:59
Speaker
We didn't have the ability to text on the fly when I was in the military That wasn't that bad Well, they say well they say the human rectum Can stretch like four to six inches? No, it's seven
02:08:25
Speaker
so so i mean the human rectum can stretch seven inches before taking damage now literally a raccoon could get into an area six inches round a raccoon can climb in your ass or a cat without damaging you so cats much like so cats and much like rats
02:08:51
Speaker
because you, we see like cats and rats and stuff that will get into areas. It's like, how the fuck did you guys get in here? What they can do is they can compress their spine and make them smaller. So, I mean, yeah, a raccoon can fit up your ass, Connor. Why would they have to compress their spine? Because no, if you're seeing how like cats will, will like climb into like a base that they shouldn't fit in.
02:09:21
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. Or a box or something like that. We're trying to get the girth of their head. No, no, no, no. What is their spine have to do? Because typically their head is not as big as like their body. So if their head can fit into it, what they can do, and especially like rats and mice have these narrow little heads. So rats and stuff, they can compress their spines. So like, so you got like a hole like this.
02:09:53
Speaker
Their head will fit through here, but their body won't. So they compress their spine and their spine becomes smaller, like their body and everything becomes smaller and they're able to fit in there and squeeze through. Yeah.
02:10:10
Speaker
I can get with that. That makes sense, except for the spine compression thing. That makes sense the rest of it, but the spine compression doesn't make sense. It's like being doubled. This was a B hole, right? And you've got an animal here. The animal gets its head in. This is its spine.
02:10:29
Speaker
It's this way. It's not this way. You make it shorter. If it's this way, yeah, sweet. Makes sense. If you make it shorter or thinner this way, really what they're doing is they're taking their guts and they're moving their guts around. Yeah. That's essentially what they do. So they compress their spine. So it is. So it looks like this. I'm like, all right. It compresses when it does, they're able to actually bring everything in. They're actually able to transform essentially.
02:10:58
Speaker
like gel like jello like like like jello or putty they basically turn their body into jello or putty oh we'll say putty so they when they're when their spine compresses and comes in then they're able to make their rest of their body like fucking putty and they squeeze through that hole and once they get through then they're able to
02:11:16
Speaker
back up. I think I think that the the spine compression part part I think it doesn't trust me as an organ guy. Look at this. You know, trying to explain this to people why a mouse fits through a hole like literally a mouse can fit through the hole of the size the size of a penny a penny and a rat a rat can fit through this the hole a size of a quarter. Yeah. A big ass rat. Yeah.
02:11:45
Speaker
Well, not like that. Rats are very familiar with quarters, Connor. Rats are crazy. Rats can. Rats can. Rats can chew through a sewer pipe in under a minute. That was a random fact that didn't make sense in this conversation. Hey, it's facts. I don't think I can shoot through a sewer pipe in less than a minute. Yeah. Yeah.
02:12:12
Speaker
You know, it's just like, yeah. You don't know, dude, I was a pest control guy and I dealt with with rats and mice and everything like that. And I've never once in all the facts I've ever learned about about critters. I never once heard that. You do realize what sewer pipes are made out of, right? Yeah. Oh, what? He said steel steel.
02:12:44
Speaker
I said, I said this Wednesday night, I'm going to say it again. Sometimes I wish we were closer so I could throw a beer can at his head. Well, also some of them are clay. Depending on where it is. Some of them are clay, but you have to remember that they have gone through and they have swapped out to clay. Well, yeah, most of them are PVC. I don't even think that a rat gets you through a clay tile in a minute.
02:13:12
Speaker
or steel steel would be one of those facts like you said, like you said, I watched this story about Vietnam and it was Japanese soldiers in Australia and and they took over an island and when the Americans came in and they knew they were in trouble, they jumped in this pond and the alligators ate them all and it was actually like that was not Vietnam. That was World War two.
02:13:41
Speaker
It was World War two and it was the British Allied troops and it was in like Australia or fucking Cambodia or some shit. No, no, Jeff is gonna look this up and he's gonna spend four hours trying to look up this one fact. Let me just let me just I'm not looking up anything. I mean, I'm in the middle of a conversation can rats chew through a sewer pipe in a minute?
02:14:11
Speaker
a couple of minutes, but the rat would need the reason to chew on the pipe. Yeah. It's all for a reason. It's not like, Oh, this is a PVC pipe. Yes. PVC accurate, accurate. Yes. They can chew through the plastic. Uh, very accurate. Yeah. That's what I meant. Yeah. Not, not.
02:14:32
Speaker
Well, that's like, um, you know, we used to tell people all the time, you know, people would, would, would see a hole in their house and they would put insta-foam in there. And it was like, you do realize that mice can just chew right through that. So what we would do if we did use insta-foam is we would, with chicken wire, insta-foam, more chicken wire, and then finish. So when they started chewing through there, like the chicken wire will get in between their gums because rats and mice are very smart.
02:14:59
Speaker
So, when they would start chewing into it, it would just, it would just wreck their gums, dude. It would just rip them apart and they would go in their head. They would go, oh, this **** is not good. I can't do this and they wouldn't come back. Right. Damn Glick looks like a **** **** You are a **** dildo **** Glick always looks like a dildo.
02:15:30
Speaker
It's not a tonight thing. It's a every night thing. Pay more attention. I'm all y'all bitches. I quit. He sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown. Oh, yeah. Hey, Brian. Hey, old place, Brian. Jeffy.
02:15:58
Speaker
Oh wait, hold on. What's the smallest face that you could think of that you think you could fit through? Wait, hold on. I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy, making a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy. That was so random. What was the point of that? Because he was taking a piss.
02:16:30
Speaker
You couldn't hear it? Jesus Christ, it was like a kiss in my ear. Smallest space I could... The question begs, how old am I? Like now? Or when I was in the 20th? Right now? This doorway. Are you really John Travolta? What's that? What'd you say? John Travolta?
02:17:00
Speaker
I quit shows you guys. What did you say about what are you talking about? How old you are? No, he said, he said, what's the smallest space that I could fit fit through? And I said, am I 20 or am I now? You know, in my 20s, you know, I was a little bit more flexible. Who's in?
02:17:26
Speaker
fuck you, Hoss. Remember when you were my friend? Fuck you, bitch ass. You don't know who the fuck I am. I'm a goddamn thing. We used to have in the we had a grown up, we had a two car garage separated from the house and the back there in the back, there was a small hole that was originally like a dog door.
02:17:55
Speaker
for a large dog. I used to be able to get through that. Now, I don't think I can get through it. What are you talking about? Who asks you anything about fitting through a hole? Me. When you got up to go take a piss, I asked him, what do you think the smallest hole you could fit in right now is? And that was his response. Well, I mean, he fits in his life, but it's not a small hole.
02:18:22
Speaker
My throat going to go. I don't know. Open your mouth, daddy. Let's see. That's why I don't know. I have a small hole. The French made sure of that. Home. The French treated her vagina like the Germans did the French in World War II. It's not a vagina. It's a poo shaw. My mom's dead asshole. My mom's dead, you fucking prick.
02:18:59
Speaker
I don't know but it definitely wasn't my mom. She's been dead for 14 years now. Dude, the funniest funniest episode we've ever had when we talk about Chris's dead mom is is when Mike thought Chris was an orphan.
02:19:20
Speaker
He's like, I can't make fun of Chris. He's an orphan. I was like, wait, what? I wonder. I wonder. This for sits and grins.
Name Jokes and IKEA Hide and Seek
02:19:31
Speaker
I wonder. I don't think this is going to happen. Speaking of. Yeah. Oh, god. He's out. Hey, I'm down. I can't make fun of Chris. He was in the special class.
02:19:52
Speaker
He was head of that class. He was the mascot. We'll get another field cap. Woo. I just dropped it. Nice. I'm actually, actually, wow, I'm at it. Hold on a second. Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma. Jesus. Well, I wonder if I said even the right one.
02:20:23
Speaker
Cause I had the link. I had the link from the other night when, um, Oh yeah, that'll do it. When we were, when we were, um, stuck in beer for Dick money. Yes. Okay. Why had the, I had to, I had to, I had to save the link and send the link to Jeff when we were on a talking shit podcast.
02:20:53
Speaker
Yeah. You know, I'm almost now. Okay. I'm not going to do that. Are you going to call him? No, I was actually thinking about dropping the link on my Snapchat and I was like, nah, better not do that. Let's not play that game. Any, any number of, I don't even know who I'm friends with or not friends with or right. Oh yeah. Any number of.
02:21:24
Speaker
you can show up on there. You know what? Just once, I want one of our lurkers to show up. Just once. I mean, they'll only do it once because. They're exactly why I just never play baseball growing up. He didn't have. Oh. You are so late on this. I laughed at that and nobody. I got you back. I was doing something that was
02:21:56
Speaker
I think it's cute that you think I stare at the comments all night. I wait till Chris pulls them up. Yeah. I always watch the comments because I like our viewers. I do too. But I'm usually. I'm here for the viewers because they're. I'm 90% of the time I'm ready to click a video. You really think the viewers are here for you? Yeah, they're not. I have the sex appeal of this show.
02:22:25
Speaker
Oh, calm down, Connie. Chris, you got rid of that. If you got nice tits, I'll give you that. You do have a great pair of tits. Yeah, you do. I'm telling you, we need to do another topless episode because now we got some tits to show off. You're right. Just show us. Stop being a tease. Show us the movie.
02:22:53
Speaker
You lost his nipples. I've never had that problem, I gotta say. I've had a lot of problems in my life. I've had a lot of problems in my life, but I've never lost a nipple, I gotta say.
02:23:20
Speaker
You know, I've never lost a nipple. I've lost my pecker. But once again, Chris and I have both admitted we do suffer from Dickey dew disease. Well, I am the founder and president of TPG, the tiny pecker gang. So congratulations, Connor. We're skeeted because of you.
02:23:53
Speaker
What'd you say? What'd you say about the workers popping up in here? I said I would love for them to pop up just one. That's they won't. They won't. Why don't you drop that link again real quick? I don't like that. Jerry's going to drop the link in the chat. If you guys are feeling extra froggy. I mean, we've had a couple of workers in here like the entire fucking show.
02:24:18
Speaker
Yeah, but they got prepared. They actually click on the link because pop in here. It's just going to be honest. He's going to come up in here and he's going to try to be weird and offensive and much like I'm thinking that he offended you. It's just doesn't matter. And it's just going to be one of these days.
02:24:45
Speaker
One of these days, Chris is going to leave Chris. And this is going to be the conversation. What? I'm leaving. Well, again, I'm the chair. I know everything. If I need to redo that picture and put Chris's face on it, I knew it.
02:25:13
Speaker
No, I knew it. If I had my phone with me. I knew it because it's my show. It's my show. Shut up, really? You're going to make fun of me because I say that when this fucking asshole is going to argue with me about a trebuchet. There's a difference. It's a goddamn slingshot. No, it's not. A slingshot is slightly different. Thank you.
02:25:41
Speaker
I see the similarities but they're different. It's a swing shot. It's a mechanical swing shot. It's like talking to a wall. Why are you doing that? Is Lake Ian here? I don't know where Lake Ian is. Not gay. Why are you dead? She might not like me again. I hope she's sleeping and it's not that she's mad at me again.
02:26:12
Speaker
She should be sleeping. I said her message an answer. So I'm assuming she takes classes. Well, I I dropped the link in the in the in the snapshot. And I imagine it's like putting out the turning signal. You want me to come? I know that we've got her.
02:26:47
Speaker
40 sometimes it's too much. What? You didn't see it? No. I said I found the meme perfect for Connor. Okay. That's what Connor's hands are gonna open.
02:27:15
Speaker
I got this meme page up on Facebook that somebody sent me. There's some good ones. I wonder if we need to do something here. Yeah. Well, I mean, you guys keep talking. I don't want to talk, Chris.
02:27:34
Speaker
You ever think of that? I'm here to enjoy the show. I am essentially the live version of the comment section right now. Oh, by the way, did you guys hear about what happened at IKEA? I can't look at stages. No, I got a story. This is something that I swear to God. Actually, you know what? I take that back. I don't hate you. I hate myself for loving you so goddamn much. I actually heard about this the other day. I got a little news, news breaking news.
02:28:04
Speaker
So in New York spit it out you fuck this sounds exactly like something that Chris called me or I called him and Said I got an idea and the other one said I'm in So the cops in New York shut down a massive 3,000 person game of hide-and-seek at IKEA And I hear
02:28:30
Speaker
Yeah, apparently this big Ikea store. I got to find this story because it's genius. Three thousand people playing hide and seek, playing hide and seek. And the cops under me called to break it up. I really do need to invest in a new like phone holder thing. Yeah, you do. Let's see. I'm going to try something.
02:29:03
Speaker
Hey. Hey, Jeff. How long do you think until we get banned on Tiktok? Oh, I give it a minute. So, here is the story. Now, put your ****ing clothes on you, weirdo. Yeah. Who invited this guy up in here? Just because you said that, I'm getting naked. Cop shut down massive 3000 person game of hide and seek at IKEA.
02:29:35
Speaker
More than 3000 people played a giant game of hide and seek in Ikea store in Scotland actually. So that's why ladies are here. She's in jail. Police officers weren't playing around when they broke up the fun according to reports.
02:29:56
Speaker
Wow. Okay. You know what? When you first brought that up, I was like, oh, that's so fake but it was on the New York coast. So, so that's that's legitimate at the end of the day. Yeah. Yeah. Uh we're sprawling. So, good evening, my love. How are you? It was in Glasgow. It was in Glasgow. Oh **** It's false. House, watch your mouth, dude. You're you're you're swearing is so
02:30:22
Speaker
Shut the **** up, Chris. Listen, listen, bro. Listen, listen. If I had a big enough dick, I'd tell you to suck it and shut up. Hey, don't make me go. You don't. Maybe you can get my glick out of the trunk of my car and shut you up, Connor. Well, we're we're going to get it. Is it in that box of dicks you keep in your trunk? Connor's still mad because he says my name every time he eats his woman out.
02:30:52
Speaker
I just figured out why they were playing in this particular IKEA. It's 300,000 square feet. It's what? It's how many? 300,000 square... 300,000 plus square feet shop. Jesus Christ, that's every illegal immigrant's best room right there. Dude, have you ever been into IKEA?
02:31:17
Speaker
No. No. Dude. Dude, IKEA's are insane. So, they're they're a massive fucking it's almost like a warehouse, right? At the end of the day. Right. What's going on? Everybody on TikTok. So, when you walk into IKEA, so, you go in and they have it separated by rooms of the house. Okay. So, you might walk in and there'll be a living room and they have all their furniture and
02:31:44
Speaker
built and set up so it would look what it would look like in your living room and then they have kitchens and bedrooms and all that stuff but all the stuff that's and they they don't do just like one bedroom. They'll have like fifteen bedrooms. So, you can see like fifteen different bedroom sets and same with the living room and the kitchen and and and and stuff like that. Um and uh so they so they do all that but then they if you look on the card, they tell you like so that's the second quote
02:32:14
Speaker
Oh, you go to the second floor, but then you tell you where everything is on the first floor. So you can go down to the first floor. You, you can actually get items from that, that initial floor, but then on the second floor, they have everything set up like a Walmart or something like that. You know what I mean?
02:32:30
Speaker
So and then I'll then they have other various things I hear is is an insane store The way they do things and they've got a lot of really cool products. So it is a massive fucking store at the end of the day Seriously, I have 3,000 people in IKEA playing hide-and-seek and
02:32:50
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is not
02:33:08
Speaker
with the people in the store. In Europe, the trend of playing the game in IKEA has been picking up steam in the past years with a stunning 32,000 Facebook users signed up for the one event. I know what I'm doing when I'm going to Europe. I'm going to sign up for this.
02:33:33
Speaker
What happens if you get arrested and you sign signed up? Well, I don't think they do. They don't because they didn't arrest anybody. They said, OK, you guys, that's enough. It's time to fucking go. They say that somebody is breaking the law. Yeah, basically, at the end of the day, yeah, they didn't do anything wrong. They didn't break the law. They just trespassed them. Well, yeah, just like you got to go. So it either that or the cops are really shit at hide and seek. I'm just saying, you know.
02:34:02
Speaker
It doesn't say the cops found everybody. I'm just saying. Well, I can't agree with that. Yeah. They're real good at pointing bang, right? Well, here's the kicker. So, Chris, you're always talking about how you could take over Texas or Boston or whatever, right? Well, I don't want to take over Boston. I just want to kick the shit out of Boston. Understand. Understand. I will absolutely take over Texas.
02:34:32
Speaker
But however, however, however, not to get back in that subject of conversation again, however, shout out to the governor of Texas. Yeah. Hey, you know what, Texas cheers to you. You got a little bit of my respect. You're crazy sons of bitches. I like y'all. So, uh, there's a show last year. There was a show that came out on Netflix called money heist. It's in, it's, it's in Spanish from Spain and it's about a bank robbery.
02:35:01
Speaker
Well, there's a sequel series called Berlin. And it takes place. It's about a bank, a heist in France. And so obvious that this is going on. And I told the wife and kids this. So when we moved to France, give it three years and we're taking over France because apparently the cops are shit there, much like apparently in Scotland because they couldn't find the people playing.
02:35:32
Speaker
I didn't see. I actually watched the show. It wasn't terribly the show Berlin. You can actually watch it dubbed in English. But it's about a heist, a jewel heist. And the way they did it is genius. But I don't know what it is, but every time you see one of these heist movies, the cops are just the dumbest cops they can find.
02:36:00
Speaker
Well, I mean, we've had the conversation about like, like Canadian police. Remember we talked about, you know, there's been multiple serial killers who the Canadian, uh, the, what is it? The, uh, Royal Canadian police or whatever the hell they're called.
02:36:19
Speaker
They they they they literally stopped this cat who was a serial killer and he had **** bodies in his car, man. In the backseat, no less. In the backseat and trash bags and they stopped him for like a busted tail light or some goofy **** and he went on to he went on to kill a few more people. There was uh there was a serial killer in Canada who was killing hookers and he owned a pig farm
02:36:48
Speaker
But like his third would-be victim got away from him. He stabbed her a couple of times, whatever. She stabbed him. She fought her ass off. She got away from him, told the cops about it in Canada. And they didn't believe her and didn't listen to her because she was a hooker and a drug addict. And then on top of this same story, this same person,
02:37:13
Speaker
multiple people came to the police and testified or gave gave gave a gave a report about this cat and they and they brushed it off because the women that were going missing were a indigenous they were also hookers and the people that were reporting this and telling this telling the cops about this man they were so they just brushed it off well this this cat killed like 47 fucking women no on his arm
02:37:43
Speaker
And they just, they just, they just, they just fucking let it go. And it was like, well, we're not going to listen to anybody tell us these stories, let alone we have a goddamn victim. The third fucking after here in our station with knife wounds in her telling us the story of what happened. We're not listening to it. So that was like the Gary Ridgeway of Canada then, right?
02:38:07
Speaker
These are the worst man No, but like like the the cops in so we're watching the show Berlin and they got two of these two of these Heists you know these robbers in an RV and the The RV is parked over a manhole and they escaped and the cops are outside Arguing with them for five to ten minutes while these guys are running through this fucking sewers
02:38:37
Speaker
And the only reason they thought they were in there is because these robbers had mechanical arms holding like a gun and holding a megaphone that would move in and out to look like they were peeking out the window and stuff. I was just like, if that's the level of cops in Europe, I'm going to end up running Europe in like a year. Connor, you got to see this. Look at your screen.
02:39:16
Speaker
I don't know, but I want to find out. It says black black humor is like a limb. I don't know what I want more of that or a midget. Oh, you know what?
02:39:38
Speaker
right? I'm not mad at it. I would get down with the
02:39:48
Speaker
at least she wouldn't be able to fight back you know she couldn't stand up and stand up for herself you know but she's fucked if you want to do the hokey pokey dude but the other day she could turn herself around right she does leave her mark in the snow though I'm just saying right never mind
02:40:22
Speaker
Yeah So yeah like buddy minds Set me this this this page. That's nothing but funny fucked up memes and I'm you know, it's perfect day Hey take that down do that that resembles me too much get that shit off there
02:40:54
Speaker
You know, we all want that perfect perfect fishing
02:41:05
Speaker
You got a bigger man. What do you want the new fishing buddy? But all you catch is crab. Oh my god. We got it. We got it on the old Tiktok. Violation warning. Your life is flagged for hate speech and hateful behavior. Repeated violence. Shut up. There's nothing hateful going on here. It's literally. Get a fucking life you losers. Keep reporting my shit.
02:41:34
Speaker
Why don't you fucking come up on my podcast right now? If you're going to report it, hit the link in the in the in the chatters box and bring your goofy ass up here and and state your problem at the end of the day.
Social Media Engagement and Show Schedule
02:41:48
Speaker
Good lord, man. Fucking Tiktok. You got damn Chinese communist. What was the what was the what was the count on that? I don't know how long we've been live, but we're still live. We just got a warning. However,
02:42:03
Speaker
However, some happy mistakes. Yes. Yeah. Let's, um, let's take a time out and a quote unquote pay some bills. Yeah. It's all Jeff's fault. Tick tock is blaming Jeff. I agree. I agree.
02:42:28
Speaker
I agree, John. It is absolutely 100% all Jeff's fault. It's always just fault. Um, let's take a real quick break. Let's, uh, let's pay some bills here real quick. Uh, AKA I need more beer. I mean, apple juice, apple juice. Um, we go to break. I know some cocaine. I got to go snort off some hooker's ass. So yeah, we need to take a break. Fixer didn't happen.
02:42:57
Speaker
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02:43:52
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02:44:44
Speaker
To choose it, there ain't no way we'll lose it This is our life, this is our song We'll find the thousand features Don't think I'm just standing cause You don't know us, you don't belong We're not gonna take it No, we ain't gonna take it
02:45:22
Speaker
So cut this ending, your goal is never ending We don't want nothin' to fade from you Your life is tridentiated, boring and confiscated If that's your best, your best problem
02:46:03
Speaker
We ain't gonna take it anymore We ain't gonna take it anymore We ain't gonna take it anymore
02:48:03
Speaker
You're all here. Listen, we don't kill everybody. We're not going to take it. That was a shout out and that was a special dedication right to Tiktok. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show. We're having fun. It's Saturday night. We're doing what we do. Things are getting a little weird. Things are getting a little special, if you will.
02:48:30
Speaker
If you're not already, go ahead and check out the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tiktok. We are currently live on tiktok as well as being live on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook, which you should absolutely be following us there as well. We go live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, 7 PM ish. You guys can jump in the chatters box. Come and hang out with us. All that fun jazz.
02:48:54
Speaker
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02:49:24
Speaker
at checkout, get them discounts and save you a little bit of money. And yes, before I'm asked, we are on Spotify, Google, Apple podcast, good pods, basically every podcasting platform that's out there. We're there. I learn about new ones every day. So you guys can literally listen to us wherever you'd like.
02:49:43
Speaker
With that being said, go ahead and give us a follow. You know the drill. Give us a follow. Turn on the notifications. We'd greatly appreciate that. And if you like what we do here, go ahead and give us a share. That would be fucking awesome. We got Jeff in the building hanging out. He is my left-hand man. And you say, isn't it right-handed? No, I'm left-handed. So he's my left-hand man at the end of the day. We got the artist fully known as Connor, now known as Connie in the building.
02:50:15
Speaker
Yeah. Welcome everybody. Big house joining us, hanging out with us tonight. Uh, as you can see in the chat, Jeff just dropped the link. Hey, Jeff, why don't you jump on your, oh, you don't have your phone, do you? No, I don't. I was going to say, why don't you jump on TikTok and drop that link? Oh, I can. Yeah. I don't have TikTok on my computer.
02:50:41
Speaker
Yeah, but uh, the link is in the chat. If you guys would like to pop in, it is an open door Saturday night. That means everybody and anybody is, um, invited to come and join us on the show. If you don't want to, that's okay. You don't have to, no worries. But, um, we are still live on TikTok. What's going on, Christian? What's going on? Yep. Not going to say that what's going on. Toxic.
02:51:06
Speaker
What's going on, Mark? What's going on, everybody on TikTok? What's going on, everybody watching us live on the other platforms? The chatters box is open. You guys feel free to stay. What's up? It's Saturday night. And the glorious thing about this show is nobody ever knows where it's going to go or what's going to happen or what the conversation is going to be. However, if I may have just a real quick moment, I don't want to keep it super serious for too long.
02:51:36
Speaker
the the the the the
02:52:02
Speaker
No, he might've had some, but let's be honest, uh, uh, short and infested with, uh, infections.
Men's Mental Health Focus
02:52:09
Speaker
Uh, no, but, um, you know, shout out to guys, it was a joke. You know, he piss off your woman. She goes stairs on the corner. Like it was a joke. Hey Jarvis, you want to calm down and not explain it?
02:52:27
Speaker
You want to not explain the meme Jarvis? Let him speak. What? What's going on? Well, I kind of feel bad. You kind of go back. Up there he is. He's back. So and he's gone. Are you doing it, Jeff? Or am I doing it? OK, so just real quick, just kind of shortened to the point. I don't want to dwell on this. I don't want to beat this.
02:52:57
Speaker
I do want to shout out for Monday night show. So Monday night show we focus very heavily on men's mental health. And you know, I do the show on my own on Mondays and I've been looking for what I want to do with that show. I've decided, you know, we have an ever growing platform.
02:53:24
Speaker
I'm not saying we're big, I'm not saying anything like that, but we have an ever-growing platform. And as a show, we're constantly evolving and constantly changing. Haas came on the show Monday night and kind of shared his story. It got a little too heavy for Connor. And I understand why, because it got very heavy for me and whatnot. And it was tough, but I had to suck it up and push through as the host of the show. However, through that show,
02:53:54
Speaker
Uh, starting this Monday from now on, uh, Monday's version of nonsensical nonsense will be a men's mental health show as of right now. Uh, we do have a new member of the show. We have a new, uh, co-host Brian will be joining me on Mondays. Um, Connor, you know, you're still welcome to join throughout the week when you're, when you're ready to make that step.
02:54:19
Speaker
But I want to not only do I want to be a little bit serious and talk about men's mental health and focus on men's mental health, but we can also have fun and still make it lighthearted and still joke at times about things. So you're going to kind of get the best of both worlds, but you're going to get a you're going to get a you know, a show of not talking heads, but actual guys who have been through shit.
02:54:41
Speaker
Talking talking about our personal experiences and how we've dealt with certain things and not some asshole with a piece of paper on their wall Telling you how you should feel and what you should think or anything like that but Click that fucking link right now if you're if you're commenting what I think you're commenting click that fucking link right now and bring that ass so Come on. Come on with it Monday night show
02:55:10
Speaker
I'm looking forward to it. But you know that was huge on Haas. Shout out to Haas We're not done with Haas just so you guys know we're just getting into the Haas Story. Oh, yeah. Yeah, if y'all are interested man tune in Monday, man, you get part deuce man It's it's coming out part do you y'all interested come on in? You're on mute Chris He's talking to tick-tockers
02:55:40
Speaker
somebody. Yeah. Chris is the pussy. I am ready. Click the link in the chat, Lee. Yeah. Yeah. Come on and click it, man. Don't talk about it. Be about it. Yeah. So shout out to Haas and, and, and, you know, like I said, I wanted to keep this short and sweet, but, um, Haas, that was huge. That was big for you, man. I said it Monday night. I'm going to say it again, and then we're going to move on and continue what we're doing, but
02:56:09
Speaker
I'm proud of you, brother. I love you and I'm so happy. I love you too, baby. Full homo too, man. I mean, I was touching with socks on homo, bro. Full all the way, man. Anyways. What do we have here? What do we have here? Like the lovely lady is not dead. Good evening, infidel.
02:56:47
Speaker
I thought you got picked up by the cops playing hide and seek and I can hear. Yeah, man. It was doing better. I find hide and seek at the Mexican border, bro.
02:57:04
Speaker
I just woke up. What the hell are you doing sleeping? Unacceptable. Yeah. Where's my sandwich? Whatever time it is there. And then it ain't going to cook itself. Hell yeah. What's up, Ukraine? Nonsense. Nonsense is live in the Ukraine right now. Oh, Ukraine. Shout out to the Ukraine, baby.
02:57:33
Speaker
got the Ukraine in the building. We all worldwide. That's how we get down here. We both worldwide. Why? Where are you at, bro? What are you doing, man? Am I ready for what? Am I ready for what? This guy, he says, are you ready? And then he gets to say, just keep it. Poppy. 3.30 AM there. That's no excuse. Yeah, bro. So where's my breakfast then?
02:58:09
Speaker
I'm feeling French toast. Hold on. There he is. Wait a minute. There he goes. Aha, she did. The myth, the legend himself. What is going on?
02:58:23
Speaker
What's up, brother? I was chilling, relaxing, watching some TV and I saw, I saw my notification go off and I was like, oh, it's non-physical nonsense time. Let's get in here. Every Saturday, every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday, for those of you guys who don't know who this is, this is Rock Lee. This is our guy. This is actually, actually, if you give me one, one second,
02:59:17
Speaker
This is the guy who made our show intro right here.
02:59:28
Speaker
That's the guy. This is also the guy who's made the number one requested probably top three fan favorite song that we play on this show. Actually, he didn't make the song, but he remakes the song. Your your your remix of Judas is Fozzie or Fozzie Judas is fucking huge on this show. Everybody loves it.
02:59:53
Speaker
I have an exciting one on the way And Fozzie comes to mind when I when I think of it Yeah, rub your hands together I can't wait Because we go a little bit more You'll be the first is normal. I'll send it to you first. Let you get your ears on it. I
03:00:22
Speaker
But you already know it's gonna be on here. But no, this is Rockley. This is my brother, man. You see the resemblance between us? We're- Yeah, how you doing, man? I definitely see it. No, this is my guy. I'm still waiting. I'm still waiting for the big, big news. 48,000.
03:00:52
Speaker
Yeah. How much longer do we have to wait? I don't know. We're Snapchatting. You know what? I'm going to go ahead and call it. I'm going to call it about. Two months, and I know that's a long time, but if I do it early, then it'll keep everyone, you know, catch everyone by surprise. I've been waiting for like four years. There's something I need out of you. Technically, you're on the album. You just don't know it yet.
03:01:24
Speaker
What do I need to do? All the people listening in tuning in. I guess you guys just have to sit and find out, find out later. But in the meantime, I'll get with you later, Glick. Absolutely. I would be honored if you would do this thing for me. I'm in. You already know.
03:01:45
Speaker
I need to get you guys, I need to get you guys on a call and we'll discuss it. You already, you already know, man, you know, I love what you do. I love you, man. You know, I'm down. I've been supporting you since day one. You know, we, we, we, we were starting a show every, every, um, for a while. We were starting with the chemist and then we went into our show, which, you know, obviously,
03:02:12
Speaker
And then again, like I said, you know, we've, we played multiple songs that you've remixed and stuff like that. And Judas has been that number one song, man. Yeah. Um, everybody, everybody loves it. You know, it's last, last weekend we were live and got a request for it. Oh my God.
03:02:38
Speaker
whatever speaking lady you're 100% correct where's the cup at oh man yeah just put a beer man just send it over hey you know what i was just getting to this discussion with with some of my uh some of some of my friends
03:03:08
Speaker
Where would you say the best beer is brewed? I can't put a finger on exactly where, but I mean, I think the best beer, it's really hard. It's a really hard one. Like in the world or in the United States? In the world. You know, I might be a little bit biased, but I got to give it up to the Germans and the Belgians.
03:03:34
Speaker
See, that's what I, and I keep getting fought over. Oh, it comes, the best comes from Mexico. And I'm like, come on, man. I mean, good, but I mean, I don't think it's nothing to write home about. Thank you. I mean, even the draft and it was this whole, it was this whole discussion. I was just going through watching you pound one is what made me think of it.
03:04:02
Speaker
Lady, I feel like you're a little bit biased with this. She's in Scotland. Lady lady lady is in Scotland. However, Jeff, did you see this? You see, you heard what I said, right? Yeah, Germany. Her first response was Germany. Then after her bias, we're in sync.
03:04:32
Speaker
And now we've become friends and it's scary how in sync our brains are No, but like mexico has a brand of beer it's called noche buena And they only sell it if they only sell it during christmas time library And
Beer Origins Debate
03:04:50
Speaker
the logo the logo is a poinsettia plant. So, you know, they obviously it's actually really good
03:04:57
Speaker
But it's, it's not the best. Yeah. Uh, like that's the only beer I buy. Like if they have it, I'm like, Oh, I need to buy a case. Um, Dosecki's is good. But once again, yeah, see, and that's, I can, I can get, I prefer, I prefer soul over Corona, basically the same stuff, but Corona's got an aftertaste where soul is just smooth.
03:05:25
Speaker
so it but when it comes to best tasting beer it's just like favorite band or best car it's all in the vi the beholder yeah it's a hard argument to have yeah i know that's what i was saying are you guys still doing your five listing
03:05:44
Speaker
Well, we have a new one. We're doing the the Angel of Death for 2025. So we each pick 10 celebrities that we think are going to die by the end of the year. And whoever whoever's most dies gets to be the Angel of Death for 2025. Oh, my. It's going to get a title. It's going to get the title.
03:06:08
Speaker
There was. So so so Connor is is is kind of a he's a new member of the show. Well, he's a new man, man. I'm sorry to formally introduce myself. Connor's been around for a while. Actually, back in the day when I was dealing with Tony's goofy ass and him not showing up and whatnot. And I'm like, oh, I got to do a show by myself. And then Connor would be like, I got you, bro. And he would jump in and do the show with me.
03:06:35
Speaker
So the three of us, we, you know, it was something that I brought up and I, and then like I said, I got to give, I got to give props where props are due. I listened to a morning show, the Mike Caltech show. Nobody knows, like everybody knows I'm a huge fan of the Mike Caltech show. They do the celebrity every year and they pick like 25 celebrities and it's broken down by points and this, that and the other thing. I just dumbed it down for our, our retarded asses. And you know,
03:07:04
Speaker
Like they get points because like, you know, they take, you know, whatever their age is minus a hundred. And then they get points for local pigs and hall of fame. They get both. I just dumbed it down. And I was like, you know, let's do, let me see. Let me see. Glick. So Glick's in blue. Glick has Jimmy Carter, Ron, Jeremy, Dick Van Dyke.
03:07:26
Speaker
Jerry Sadusky, Smokey Robinson, Ozzy Osbourne, William Daniels, Shannon Doherty, Bruce Willis, and Bill Connery. Probably Bruce first. He's been having a hard fight lately. It's kind of sad. One of my favorite, one of my favorite actors. The Shannon Doherty thing. Shannon Doherty's only, she's only in her 40s, but she does have stage four cancer.
03:08:18
Speaker
and it's also in her bones. That's the thing, it's in her bones.
03:08:22
Speaker
Connor has David Attenborough, Bob Newhart, Clint Eastwood, Angelina Jolie, Jeff Nicholas, the actor, James Earl Jones, George Takei, Michael J. Fox, Morgan Freeman, and Reba McIntyre, because he's a prick. I don't know. I feel like if you're asking me as an unbiased,
03:08:46
Speaker
Glicklist probably is the closest, but I will say that you're competing. You're damn competing. Connor, get them closer. Well, Chris and I did over the course of- Oh, put the title down. Why you- Stop it. That's the thing. So what we're going to do is between the three of us, whoever does win,
03:09:09
Speaker
and the cutoff date is December 27th, 2024. Okay. So whoever wins by that date, we all pull together and get a belt that says Angel of Death and it gets shipped to the winner. Oh, okay. That's cool. Whoever's celebrity dies first, whoever picks, whoever's pick dies first, they get an extra point. Sorry, Legu lady. It looks like...
03:09:38
Speaker
If all 10 of yours die, you get an extra five points. Oh, okay. I think you guys are close. You're close. I don't know, Connor. Angelina Jolie? I want to know why on that one. He calls it his wild card. Like, you know, Matt, Matt, what's his name for friends died. Didn't see that coming. So I get it, but Angelina Jolie, really?
03:10:07
Speaker
That's a real random one for me. He picked Reba MacDyre just piss off Chris. Not cool. It was not cool. I told you that his vote didn't even count. And then, of course, he had to throw Michael J. Fox in there because he's an asshole. Connor's an asshole, not Michael J. Fox. But like Chris and I were like a lot of Chris and I's picks
03:10:33
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the reason why they're not on mine or on Chris's or vice versa, you know, because we, we both basically had similar lists. Yeah. I have, you know, like I said, Bob Euchre, he's, he's actually doing well, but he's up there in age Willie Mays. I had to look up for, yeah.
03:10:58
Speaker
Maggie Smith she is she played Professor McGonagall in Harry Potter I know isn't that crazy? I've seen some recent no Brooks is 98 Yeah Yeah, so Dick Van Dyke he's over a hundred. He's a hundred this year. Yeah, so Chris got me a
03:11:26
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William Daniels he played mr. Feeney Feeney He looks like a skeleton dipped in wax the poor guy yeah same as same as uh, who's the other guy, um Bob Newhart also looks like a skeleton like he looks bad But what we did when we picked was we you know, it was one one and one
03:11:56
Speaker
So everybody got one pick and then chris got two picks I got two picks then the counter got two picks and so on and so forth So when we got down to the end, there was no duplicates if somebody picked your person your shit out of luck So it's it's a fair draw on who's got what? Um So far nobody's got any points but but
03:12:21
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You know, we were, we were all confused by the jolene. Yeah. And the Lena Jolie confuses me very much. So out of the rant, I get the random, such a random car to throw out. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's almost not worth it. It's, it's, it's throwing away something. Yeah. We're on away a pick who had Billy Connolly. I did.
03:12:44
Speaker
out. Well, and that's a great thing because we we also invited Leggy to join us in this competition and we we drafted like two weeks ago and she still hasn't gotten her goddamn list to us. But neither has anybody else. But we invited Leggy to take part with with three of us. So like she's still like hanging out there. You know, we're waiting on her.
03:13:19
Speaker
The starting five we've actually talked about. Maybe not bringing it back every week like we used to do, but bring it back. Like every couple weeks especially now since we've grown, we've gotten a larger fan base, a larger following.
03:13:41
Speaker
I mean, at the end of the day, there's a reason why, why, why I have felt that I have. Look, look, look, look, look, look. Every morning when I go to work, I listen to nonsensical nonsense every single morning. I put it on and cause I got a long drive. I got about 30 minute drive for me to get to work. And I put you guys a show on the whole ride there. It takes you one episode.
03:14:08
Speaker
Yeah, I was just watching or listen to the one the episode where you guys have people you're waiting for people to come in and roast you guys. Yeah. Left the left it open. You guys remember that one? Oh, yeah. Listen to that today, man. I was dying on my way to work. Well, that's a crazy thing. Like so. So now we do on Saturday nights, we do the we do the open door challenge.
03:14:36
Speaker
And yeah, mostly because of that night. And we and we dropped the link in the chat and anybody who wants to come up here can come up here. And we've been having a lot of fun with it, man. I mean, I've been shocked at the amount of people who've who've come up here. Liggy, you were you were in there real time. So I know I know. Trust me. I know. Yeah, I just Jeff's lazy and he's not going to take down your list. That's why it wouldn't let me copy and paste. Oh, yeah. But
03:15:06
Speaker
we've been having a lot of fun with this open door challenge. And it all just happened by pure coincidence because some dude was like, what's going on up in your show? And it was like, all right, whatever. Jeff. All right. Oh, my God. And he came this year. This dude was calling or Hodor. This dude is drinking. He's halfway through a bottle of Everclear. We have me, Chris and Brian.
03:15:34
Speaker
And at one point he said something and Brian, you can see Brian's kind of playing on his computer and stuff. And all of a sudden Brian just goes. He's watching this. Please, please. You can get that screenshot of Jeff's face right now. Put it on a t-shirt for me. I swear, man. The best was.
03:16:02
Speaker
Chris asked him, he says, are you an Alabama fan? And I swear to God, if I had a loading screen GIF that I could have grown up, it would have been perfect. Because the guy went, who? We spent, well, I say we. I say, in all honesty, it was me. I spent 45 minutes roasting this cat just
03:16:29
Speaker
And not being a dick, not being an asshole, just being funny, just roasting this cat. But the best part, the best part, there's two. The first one, he goes, he decided to say, cheers, everybody. But he's so drunk, he says, cheers. And we're like, OK, cheers. And then that became a thing. And then like two weeks ago, we were doing a Saturday night and we had
03:16:58
Speaker
everybody and their brother in here. We had like nine people in the show, it was awesome. And we were coming to the end of it. We can only do five hours or Chris can't upload six hours or we can't upload. And we were coming, we were like 549, you know? So we cut it off and Chris is like, I'll start a new one and we'll all jump on there and continue. Yeah. Chris starts to do and send us all, puts the link in the chat. And as I switch over,
03:17:27
Speaker
Chairs is there. And did not realize who he was talking to. Did not remember. We had to remind him. We were like, holy shit, it's chairs. And he's like, what? You don't remember. He's like, no.
03:17:47
Speaker
I was like, you were on here a couple of months ago where you were drunk out of your fucking mind. And he's like, no clue. He was still drunk out of his mind when he came back. Get it right here. Get it right. Like he was. Oh, my God. We have we have we've had to create we had to create a rule for Saturdays. If you're going to come up, you have to have your camera on before we bring you up.
03:18:16
Speaker
because we get the occasional wiener bomb. Oh, no, really? You guys get hit by that? That's crazy. Her leggy pops up in here quite a bit with us. I don't give her too much shit when she does it. We were actually just kind of wondering where she's been lately. And I said, I'm not going to give her any shit because I hope she's sleeping because she's in Scotland. Right. So, you know, we have quite the time difference between us. Yeah. And
03:18:46
Speaker
You know, she pops up in here on the show and you're more than welcome to pop up. And she's like, I'm not going to because I look a wreck and I don't have a bra or a t-shirt on. And Jeff's gonna be like, yeah, what's up? Just be like, yeah, that's just a girl. And that became a thing. We got a story for you. So, okay. So, so, you know,
03:19:15
Speaker
Like, you know, like we were like we were on here doing the Saturday night show like, you know, we're having a conversation. We're having fun. I think so. I think I think somebody else is in the mirror. I can't remember. Right. So so this cat jumps up in here and I bring his camera and it's just this fucking little tiny pecker in his hand. Right. It's one thing. It's one thing for a dude. And I dropped him down real quick because we're good. It's a flash. We got we got our miles ready to drop them.
03:19:45
Speaker
It's, it's, it's one thing when a dude makes fun of you for having a small packer, but when there's a woman up here making fun of this cat for his small
03:20:04
Speaker
Dang. I was thinking about doing some content for Omegle. Well, it used to be called Omegle. And yeah, I kept running into that issue. It felt like all I was getting was that. And I ended up having to just cancel the idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not worth the idea. It's like, no, it's OK, man. Yeah. I mean, no. But anything is all good.
03:20:30
Speaker
Yeah, we actually we actually made that new rule with having your camera up and being ready to go because, you know, several weeks back, a very good friend of ours and a very good friend of Leahy's. I mean, she actually actually went out to Edinburgh to visit her and she she had to put him in a booster seat because he's a little guy when they drove around the city. Somebody came up and had his name and we thought it was him. Yeah. So we bring him up and picture.
03:21:00
Speaker
and his pictures. So we bring him up and we're like, oh, geez, what's going on, dude? And then all of a sudden, I hate N words like across the screen. Holy, you know, F Jews. And then it was wiener. It was just like that shit kind of hit me personally because Jesus, I consider Jesus a good friend. I think Jesus is a good guy. I think he's, I think he's amazing. He's a DJ like you.
03:21:28
Speaker
He's not a musician like you, but he's a DJ and that's what he does. He does music and he's, he's, he's done a lot of stuff. You know, the cat is actually really established and, and whatnot. He's down in Acapulco right now, actually having a good time. And that, that, that rubbed me the wrong way. That really pissed me off. Like I was mad as hell because.
03:21:51
Speaker
It wasn't a random person. That was a personal attack by one of our haters, somebody who doesn't like our show, somebody who doesn't like me. That rubbed me the wrong way. And that's when Jeff and I were talking after the show. It was like, all right, so we're going to do the Saturday and open door, but this is the new rule, you know, for the show. That makes complete sense to me, man. That's crazy though. We actually got a conversation going the other day.
03:22:17
Speaker
where, and Rock, I'm gonna ask you a question. What's a shrimp job? Oh, Jesus Christ. A what? A shrimp job. Like, you know what a blow job is. What's a shrimp job? I don't know. Just tiny pecker. No, no. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Hold on a second. I'm sorry. Oh my God. First and foremost, I had no idea he was a drummer.
03:22:44
Speaker
I thought he was like a producer type deal, like a DJ producer. Oh, no idea. He was a drummer. My bad. Excuse me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Someone just clarified to me. Someone clarified to me what that is. A shrimp job. Yeah. Just play the video. Play what video? A shrimp job is when you suck on somebody's toast. Oh. And we got on that conversation and Chris made the comment.
03:23:12
Speaker
He's like, I've just never been hanging out with my woman and all of a sudden go look a toe where we just all of a sudden for no reason. I love that. Is it in the brand still? I don't see it.
03:23:37
Speaker
No, let me see if I still have it on my laptop. See if you got it unless it's in Flick's house of music. No, no, no, it's not in Flick's house of music. Oh, I got to change my glasses. Oh my gosh. But we went on like 40 minutes about shrimp jobs and laughed so hard. That's what I like about it too. Yeah.
03:24:07
Speaker
Uh, let me end this. I'm going to end tiktok real quick. I am going to go recycle some beer while I'm there. Yeah. I'm going to jump on here on my phone. So when my screen pops up, drop it down for me. All right. Don't do it. Chris is going to show his pee pee. Oh, is this the winner? Bob, you want this up?
03:24:37
Speaker
Okay. God, I hope he's not up right now. You don't want to, you don't want to hear that. But no, we've been having pretty good with the Saturday, uh, open door challenge. We're having a blast with it. The beauty of it is, is, you know, anything can happen and usually does. Uh, some of the conversations we've had lately, just like this whole shrimp top thing, just,
03:25:04
Speaker
it was like a random topic to just go into. It's one of those things where, where it, well, I mean, I kind of want to reopen the door. Like I see toasty. I mean, what do you, what do you think? You're looking at a girl's feet and you're like, no, no, no. Is that, does that work? Man, woman period dot ever. I have, I have admitted that yes, I've sucked on my wife's toes.
03:25:31
Speaker
Yeah, but it's it's a heat of the moment passion thing. It's not like I'm walking in the room going Hey, baby, how you doing? Let me grab that foot rubs it up You got a good
03:25:55
Speaker
I'm I'm I'm I'm downloading it. I'm downloading it right now. I'm done. So, so, so, what you have to understand is this is a, this is a, this is a two-minute clip for our conversation because we had, we literally had like 45 minutes.
03:26:12
Speaker
that was ADHD and Jeff going off on this tangent. So I had to listen to this whole 45 minutes and I was screen recording it and I was pausing it and then unpauled because we'd go off on another tangent. So this is literally just a two minute, two minute video of this conversation. So
03:26:38
Speaker
Uh, my fiance, she watches a lot of reality television. Let me give you a little background. She watches a lot of reality dating and, um, 90 day fiancees. They were talking about a shrimp job on there. I think it was pretty big fiancee could be wrong. And typically when we go to break and stuff like that, and we play music, I'm like, all right, let me, uh, you know, while we're on break or not live.
03:27:05
Speaker
I run out and I grabbed some more beers and I talked to her for a minute or two and I, you know, give her kisses and hashtag quote unquote pay the toll, you know. So, um, this was, and she's good for this. Like she, like, she, she dropped on us. The, um, there's a lady on TikTok and you can literally mail her. Where is the feedback?
03:27:31
Speaker
Okay, so the lady you literally mail her your your your your your semen Then she dries it out turns it into like a rock and then she crushes it up and makes jewelry It's the reason why we call Jeff dusty sponge Jeff I put the moniker all the way I'm
03:27:55
Speaker
No way, bro. Oh, yeah. No way, bro. I was gonna say, well, I was like, yeah, hell yeah. That's me, baby. No way, bro. No way. Oh, we went on to a whole thing where we were going to be the Tony Montana of Dusty Spunk because we were going to be selling semen all day. Oh, my God. So this is what my fiance does.
03:28:24
Speaker
so I'd like and you've known me for you've known me for a while you know what I've gone through with yes I do um you know my fiance now um she's an amazing woman she loves this show you know she she loves me
03:28:44
Speaker
most importantly, but I can truly make her laugh because she knows when she can bring up the subject that I'm going to make her laugh and I'm going to have fun with it. And she likes to support the show and she actually participates in the show, you know, multiple times. Actually, a few weeks back, we were doing we were doing a Saturday night show and we hit the six hour mark and she was like, we're not done in this and bring it back up. And and then she kicked me out of my chair.
03:29:15
Speaker
She took over the show. Yeah, she she kicked me out of my chair. We did a nonsensical nonsense after dark with with a few people who were on the show. Uh Steve Jarvis, uh Jervis, if you will. Hey, it's Jarvis. K mag was here and uh and uh you know, she kicked me out of my chair and she ran with it. We were
03:29:45
Speaker
She dropped this shrimp job thing on me and I came back in and we The room she said she asked you what's a shrimp job? Oh my god, I'm getting yelled at again whatever she was
03:30:10
Speaker
So the shrimp job conversation. Oh, okay. I'm like, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to, I'm going to play this video here real quick. Well, not real quick. It's like a two minute video. I condensed our 45 minute conversation into two minutes. This is where the num, num, num, num, num comes from. And they call it and apparently Jeff is into sucking toes because he's the only one that piped up.
03:30:39
Speaker
I'm not afraid of my things. If I was given the choice of things to suck, it would not be tools. They were like really in the moment. And then he was just like, oh, there's a foot there. But it's not like it's like, I think we've done it like three times.
03:31:05
Speaker
What's the sound you make when you suck? I really hope that's not the sound that he makes when he's sucking on... I think I can safely vouch for Nicky on this conversation. You're afraid you're going to become the chick that snucks on Steve Carell's toes?
03:31:31
Speaker
Once we've been hot and heavy and in the moment to just grab one of my feet and just be like.
03:31:41
Speaker
And vice versa. If I ever had her feet propped up on my shoulder and I'm just going to town. You're talking about the guy that says good game after. Let's be honest. Smacks your ass that says good game. Knowing that that's coming.
03:32:10
Speaker
that's what skills it really accidentally just grab your foot and she's been accidentally during six shove a couple fingers at my asshole and i'm like i like that wait you don't like that what's wrong with you
03:32:36
Speaker
Oh my gosh, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Anyways. That is hilarious, man. Oh, I do think we just let that slide, lady. I made sure I put that in there. I'd like to suck on a lot of things and don't turn out one of them. I heard that. Yeah, you do. As you know. Well, as we heard.
03:33:03
Speaker
Also, you know to go with the nom nom nom nom as we learned tonight because Jeff thought he was going to be funny and knock me down a peg. He decided to look up and I rocky. Battery died. I know I gotta just I gotta send it send it to me email and put it in the email and I can I can resize it. It's good where it's at. Leave it be.
03:33:40
Speaker
Oh Jeff or you could fucking go to You can go to Facebook you can go to fucking tiktok and just save the fucking video. Okay. Yeah, I'll do that I Gotta do it on my phone though
03:34:09
Speaker
I don't even know what the conversations we have on here. I I wish I wish I wish I am a. You know, I I almost wish I could be an observer. Well, I wish I wish I had I wish I had more time. I and I and I wish I could remember
03:34:31
Speaker
stuff a little bit better. It's Saturday nights because ladies and gentlemen, you guys know I'm **** drinking. Just **** it. I did. I did crop it and that's what happened when I cropped it on on on Tiktok when I crossed it. I'm back like you lady. I don't want to hear you.
03:34:49
Speaker
I've seen this show derail way worse than that. That's funny. Look at my title. Look at my title on the way back in. I have to change. Nice. Let's be honest. Rocky and I met on TikTok and we met on TikTok and we were both brand new to TikTok. We've been friends. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's been about four years, almost five years now. Yeah, man. We both met and became friends.
03:35:14
Speaker
in the very early stages of our TikTok adventure, whatever you want to call it. Rocky used to hang out in my live streams. And if you think this show is bad, you have no idea how I was on Periscope and TikTok. That's the thing that kills me. Yeah. Oh my gosh. What a throwback.
03:35:38
Speaker
Yeah, you know, I can't go on TikTok now without getting fucking banned or in trouble within five minutes on my show. But in the early days, the shit that we used to do, I mean, yeah, we do some crazy shit on this show. Oh, shoot. Here, I'm going to send you. I'm going to send you a video. I have a video. Is this the voices? Oh, shit.
03:36:06
Speaker
If this is the voices video, I don't know if I can play it or not. The voices video is me having conversations with the voices in my head and the voices in my head are Jesus and Saint Pete. And I was talking about and I was talking, I was talking about the elephant in the room. Right. Oh, I got to see this.
03:36:36
Speaker
none of that matters. So, oh man, I was, I was off the rails. Y'all have no idea. Like this show is one thing. We have fun and we, we is kind of okay. Again, again, look, again, look.
03:37:06
Speaker
We share, I swear to God, we share like half of a brain. Oh, Connor, are you dead, man? Yeah, dude, I'm just melting in my chair, homeboy. I'm just, I'm just chilling, dude. Connor's chilling. This is the first time I've seen Connor like, you're drunk, aren't you, bro? No, I'm stoned off my ass. I took one too many puffs and now I'm over here seeing the wizard, dude.
03:37:33
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rocky just yeeted himself out of here again. I'm **** I can fall asleep in this chair right now on this show. Are you that tired? Feed just that stone. No, it's the weed, man. He makes you sleepy. Dude, the so I do that. I use I use pot because it it helps me get to sleep and I have a really really bad
03:38:01
Speaker
I lay down on my bed and dude, I just move right into it when I'm still here. Do you remember, uh, do you remember that video I just sent you? Where did you send it to me? Where did you send it to me at? I sent it to you on messenger. I can send it to your Snapchat too. Well, hold on a second. I didn't get a notification, but no, I'm not, I'm not. Still.
03:38:29
Speaker
I've got a small buzz from the alcohol but nothing crazy. God damn fucking Facebook in there, stupid shit. Rock, I gotta be straight with you. The way that you're looking into your camera when you're on, man, it's intense.
03:38:56
Speaker
the concentration level. He's like, he's like my grandfather when I showed him that FaceTime was a thing. He's right here with it. So, how does this thing work? How does it work? What? What? Dude, can you see me? I can see you. Send him to me on Snapchat, Rocky. Yeah, I'll send it on you. I have no idea. Because Messenger's being fucking gay as hell right now. Okay, I fixed it.
03:39:27
Speaker
They call it a shrimp job I'll fix dude. What turned me on like nice. Thank you. I do what I can nicely done. I got all the toys Does not turn me on is that what you're saying? To answer the question, you know, I don't I can't really do it There we go
03:39:52
Speaker
And I posted it, I posted it on my Facebook too. Cause it was one of my, I mean, I was rolling out that video for like. Honestly, a little bit. So it's not going to do it for me. All right. You guys talk amongst yourself. I can turn my volume down so I can screen record it. Well, we all know Jeff's not going to continue the conversation.
03:40:18
Speaker
I don't know. Yeah. One conversation. Sorry, I missed it. Uh that's that's we're rocking it. Like I said, it's that's right. The one beautiful thing about about myself is even even with. Yeah, even with being on every single episode, if you forget and you go on to YouTube, you watch one of the old videos. Holy ****
03:40:47
Speaker
In all seriousness, if you ever want to really lose it, listen to Chris and listen to the fun and funeral episode. Holy shit. We laugh so hard. We got done and our sides hurt. Our faces hurt from laughing so hard. It was fucking amazing. Fucking amazing. They're fucking. Oh, God. Does it turn you on Connor? Yeah, it does. Why?
03:41:14
Speaker
the camera. Is this thing on? Rock, you just scared the shit out of me. Yeah. I went reaching for my wallet to give it to you and everything. Shut up. No way. Did you get anything?
03:41:48
Speaker
What the fuck was in that accent? I don't know. I don't know what an accent it is. It doesn't matter. I think he can do it. It's a non-American. Jesus Christ, the lips. Non-American.
03:42:18
Speaker
I really thought it was going to be the video that you straight recorded of me talking to the voices in my head. Oh, yeah. I have that one too. I have that one too. Yeah, well. Yeah, I screen recorded a lot of the early conversations, Connor.
03:42:36
Speaker
They were just wild. Chris, stop doing it. No, he's loading the video from his phone. You scream-recorded a lot of what early conversations? Yeah, he did. Glitch. Glitch, when he was first, like, just, like, big talk to himself, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. He's definitely been crazy on this podcast.
03:43:03
Speaker
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Jesus Christ, mute yourself. Shut the fuck up, Chris. Fuck. Christ. It's like echo chambers, like I'm part of the left. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. We're not getting started on politics again, Jeff. Hey, I'm just saying.
03:43:28
Speaker
Oh, we did it. We already did that. Okay. So, so here's here's what Rocky sent me. I literally just screen recorded. I didn't crop it. I didn't do anything. I just screen recorded it. This is this is um this is actually from about three years ago. Yeah. Maybe close to maybe close to four
03:44:14
Speaker
Oh, bro. He was getting down, man, that whole night, just song after song. He did, you did, it was Adele. You did Adele, too.
03:44:28
Speaker
I was just jamming man. It's one of my favorites. One of my favorites for sure. I considered pausing that and putting it on a t-shirt too and then just randomly showing up on the show. Like no big deal. Jeff is going to get a boot in the bowels and the baubles in the balls. I don't know why.
03:45:01
Speaker
I exist. You put some clothes on and bring your ass up here. Bring your ass. You're in bed. Makes me uncomfortable. I uh I uh take us to bed. I I she does like to go to bed with nonsensical nonsense. I'm just saying.
03:45:27
Speaker
I did however send messages to a whole mess of people tonight. But they haven't opened it yet. So Rocky, I gotta ask you man, what's going on in your world? I mean, outside of the big news that'll eventually be coming in 10 years from now. 10 years from now my ass, I'm supposed to be out there for your wedding.
03:45:51
Speaker
This is true. You don't think that I forgot about that? I'm waiting for a date so I can buy my plane ticket. I know. So I got to work. I'll send everything out tomorrow. I got to send out to save the dates. Nikki keeps yelling at me, and I keep forgetting about it. So our wedding is going to be huge because you're going to be there. There's a group of guys. There's a group of five of us. Well, one guy is actually one of my very close friends here at home.
03:46:21
Speaker
All three of my kids, him and his wife are the God parents, but there's a group of five of us that met playing video games, playing call of duty. And my one buddy, Kevin.
03:46:32
Speaker
Again, I've known him since he was 16. He was my ex-wife's best friend. And him and I have stayed friends. And we were actually out Sunday with him and his wife. His wife and I had a quote unquote secret love affair that wasn't so secret and wasn't really a love affair. But we were accused of having a love affair. As one does.
03:46:56
Speaker
Yeah. Um, we all, well, the four of us all work together and her, I worked in the, we worked in a grocery store. I worked in a deli and she worked at the front at the customer service desk. And we always took our lunches and breaks together because she hates people. I hate people for the most part. So why not take our breaks and lunches together? Well, it went around the store that her and I were sleeping with each other. So meanwhile, I was, yeah, she was with Kevin. I was with my ex wife and whatever.
03:47:26
Speaker
But I'm a dirty dog. That's how I get to play with life, son. No one ever. But you know, we met when I when I moved out of Ohio and I went to South Carolina, we played call it we played video games online so we can still hang out together. Well, we've been a friend of our we met this cat from Oklahoma.
03:47:55
Speaker
who wind up just playing with us all the time, you know, and then we became friends and then we met these other two dudes who I didn't realize until after we were playing Call of Duty for like two years together, they literally lived like 20 minutes down the road from me. Oh, wow.
03:48:12
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So, so I met Justin and Cam and you guys know Cam from the show and Cam does a bunch of work behind the scenes him and his older brother I actually met them and I've got to hang out with them when we lived in Charleston but we've never met we've never none of us have ever met Brandon and Kevin has never met any anybody so the five of us are all supposed to be together and
03:48:36
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That's super cool, man. That's super cool. We've stayed friends. We've been friends for like 15 years now. Uh, and for the first time, the five of us will be together at, at our wedding party. Wow. And then you'll be there. So you and I will be like, it's going to be, it's going to be cool, man. You know, hopefully Connor and his Nikki will be there. And you know, like the friends that I'm inviting.
03:49:01
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I don't have friends and family in Ohio to invite. So my friends that I'm involved in are literally people that I've made friends with online. Yeah. People from TikTok, people from my parents' hood, and stuff like that. Those are going to be the people that are going to be working with me. So it's like, this is the first time we're in person together. We've done all this stuff online together, and we've made this friendship.
03:49:29
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online and now we have the reality of, holy shit, we're fucking together for the first time. That's going to be awesome. Man, I can't wait, man. I've been waiting for you to tell me when, because I know the date changed. I know the date changed a couple of times, right? But when I do get it, you just let me know. I'm waiting to buy my ticket. I'm ready to fly and go. I haven't been in Ohio.
03:49:57
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or South, I haven't even been on that side of town. And when I say town, you know what I mean. I haven't been there in at least almost 10 years or so. Nothing's changed. No, it's the same. I don't know where the feedback is coming from. This guy's bigger, Ohio keeps growing. Everything in Ohio keeps growing. I blame Connor. I don't look at Ohio anymore with your prick.
03:50:27
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I was talking about the feedback yet, Dick. I don't know where the feedback is coming from because I'm not online. I have nothing anywhere close to this other than a bottle cap. And if that's providing feedback, then, well, all right. No. Conspiracies. Rumors. Rumors. So we got Rocky here. This is a very rare occasion. We have Rocky here. The feedback is gone now, isn't it? Yeah.
03:50:57
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Maybe it was a bottle cap. Fucking Connor. Fucking Connor. Of course you love fucking me, Chris. Who doesn't? I mean, I ain't never fucked you, but I've definitely shoved a roll of quarters up your ass a time or two. That's the way of this trip, huh? There you are.
03:51:24
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Like I don't know what was going on. Look, you know what? We just roll with the punches. I'm not going to stop the whole ass fucking podcast, like some influencers. And I'm not going to be like, we got to figure out what's going on right now. Hold on a second. Or I don't know, mess with the light for 45 minutes.
03:51:42
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You're not well, I'm sorry. We're not influencers. You want me to share my screen and tell you about the fucking weather? Let me read the Internet. Give me some clothes on and get on here with us. Well, I quit being a push wall just because you have one. You just moved a few months back.
03:52:10
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Yeah. You got settled in? I am. I am settled in now. I am back in back in Idaho, which I I hate the fucking snow here. But besides that, man, it's home. It's all it's it's always been that way. It's a catch 22 because it is. Yeah, because it's it's not. First of all, it's not it's not me driving in the snow. It's not the snow itself. It's
03:52:38
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It's the out of, and I hate to say it this way cause I was one, but the out of staters that come in here, do a 90 on the freeway when there's black ice all over it. I don't know how you guys are out there, but man, it's all over your road. Huh? You got black guys all over your room. Hey, get them down, man. Just running them over. Why is it gotta be black guys?
03:53:26
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
03:53:41
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I'm gonna use that.
03:53:43
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You'll be bad. I'll give you the green light on that one. My buddy and I, he and I used to work together. This is how he and I met. And he's a black guy. That's all we do. We literally send each other racist jokes. Because it's the funniest thing ever.
03:54:05
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And and I forget Sometimes that he's not on the show and the other was last Saturday. Was it last Saturday Saturday before last? Just just hang your just hang your Confederate flag up in the back Actually, no, you know what I did I actually attached my light to my to my Confederate flag So I can move my Confederate flag around as opposed to rebolting the light somewhere else. I Have a Confederate flag that is wooden
03:54:34
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Oh, nice. Did you make it? I made it. But to put in context, I didn't make it for myself. I made it because I make the 3D wall art. And somebody ordered it and then they realized how much it would cost to ship. You made 3D wall art? Why am I just hearing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, Jeff. No. Go ahead. Tell the full story.
03:54:59
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No, you are not going to say that somebody ordered a Confederate flag and then they realize how no his goddamn cousin who is in a fucking
03:55:10
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militia in Ohio ordered a goddamn Confederate flag wall art 3d and this one which is a 1776 flag yeah with with and that flag that's beyond his head yeah m2a yeah so his god damn his god damn cousin
03:55:35
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I'm going to tell you a secret real quick. When I first got here to Idaho, I realized that there used to be a camp here in town, an actual camp. And so I noticed that the frequency when I first moved here, this is like nine years ago, 10 years ago.
03:55:56
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So what I decided to do was I noticed I kept getting pulled over a lot, like a lot, right? Oh, you're a black guy. You're going to get pulled over. Here's what I did. Here's what I did. You know the window decals that you can get? There's one that you know that don't tread on me. Oh, yeah. I took that bad boy and I slapped it on my car and I haven't gotten pulled over since.
03:56:25
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have you seen the black eye on Tiktok? He's got that giant F 350 that says white privilege on the grill. Well, he has the white privilege cards. He has the dude has made a fortune making a millionaire because he sells white privilege cards. Well, I'll find a picture of the truck. He dude, he shits over like he's like the guy is amazing because
03:56:53
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like he buries, uh, racism in America. And he shits all over the stereotype of racism. The guy is a fucking genius, man, because the only reason racism exists in America is because people are out there and they wanted to exist. You know, we, a couple of weeks back, we had, um,
03:57:20
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We had a friend of a friend of the show and a friend of mine, uh, Jojo and Jojo does, uh, his own podcast. He's a big UFC boxing fan and stuff like that. Yeah. There's a fight podcast. The biggest props I can give Jojo first and foremost, Mr. B is the fact that he pronounces these goddamn names. I don't know how the hell he does it. These fighters, he pronounces the hell out of their names. Yeah. Maflare, mikko, kapoke.
03:57:50
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Yeah. He was like, what the fuck? How the hell do you do this? So he was actually on he was here on the show on a Saturday night with us and we were kind of having fun and making jokes. And I straight up asked him, he's a black kid. And I say kid because he's in he's a lot younger than me. I mean, but I was like, dude, is it really that bad? He's like, no, I mean, as long as you're having fun and you're not
03:58:18
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and you're not being an asshole and you're not, and you're not trying to be derogatory or anything like that. Uh, stereotypes and jokes about race are fucking hilarious. Yeah. It's because somebody called me racist on the show and I said, I'm not racist. Jeff's a racist. See, I got it wrong too. It's a funny joke.
03:58:40
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I saw this video. I saw this video and this is he had to be like six to six to three fifty easy and there's this little this little uh white chick cop and she was getting ready to uh she was a cop and she was telling him to get on his to get on his knees and and he was like oh no I got something for you I got something in my truck you just wait right there
03:59:08
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And then he's like, you know, straight up just like this, man, like walking over to the car and she shot him. And the discussion was the discussion was this. Was it racist? Fuck no, bro. You know, that little girl and a cop costume. And I saw that fool walking over to that car. I would shoot him. Me. OK, OK. So so for instance, let's make this race.
03:59:37
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Let's put it. Let's put it in my shoes. I'm six two. I'm 300 pounds. If I'm a cop and I pull somebody over and I'm getting ready to arrest you and you're and you're like, now, **** you. I got something in the truck with you and you I'm shooting you. I don't care if you're purple, white, green. Yeah. I'm shooting the **** out of you.
04:00:05
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this people were going off man they were just like no she was completely in the wrong and blah blah blah and i was just like man i'm sorry but i can only be honest and if i'm being myself and being true i would shoot him that's like it's just what it is like i'm sorry you don't know what he's coming out of that truck with yeah what do you mean you got something in your truck for me it ain't roses bro like
04:00:26
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Yeah. How do you know? How do you know? What if that man was just going to his back seat to pour some roses? Yeah, he's very much on the ground with roses like. Yeah, but then to me that feels like a setup like come on. Yeah, that makes you there. It almost it almost sounds like a fake video. Yeah, no, it was it was. Well, maybe it could have been. It was a discussion topic though.
04:00:54
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And I just, I mean, first of all, I'm an, I'm a creator, you know, I try to be careful, you know, a little bit, but
04:01:01
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I've, I've voiced my opinion on that one. I was like, nah, I would have shot him too. Sorry. Like say, would you want, you can have your opinions and that is completely fine. But if I saw that, look, if you flip the switch and he was again, you know, Glick, it was you, well, not you, you, but it was, you know, six to do run into it. I would do the same, you know, so it's not to me. That's not a recent statement. That's very, just by privilege guy. Check this out. There, there, there's,
04:01:31
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Hey, my name's Joel Patrick, and a lot of people know me for the white privilege card. I got a whole box of them here, but they see white privilege on my truck, and they hear me talk about white privilege, and they say, Joel, what's your favorite race? What do you mean by that? My least favorite race is definitely the 800 meters.
04:01:47
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Oh my god. But he's got this big old fucking truck and it literally lights up on the front says white privilege because during the pandemic, you know, everybody was talking about white privilege on stuff. He made a card that's like a it's a like a business card, not like a credit card that says white privilege and has all this stupid shit on it. And you can buy him for like 10 bucks. He made millions. And he took out millions of millions of big ass trucks, millions.
04:02:18
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to the point where, um, have you ever seen the hodge twins? Those guys are fucking like, they're, they're these twin guys. They got, they're bigger than Chris. They're black guys. And they're at the end of the day, they're actually smaller than me. Are they really, the hot ones beat your ass.
04:02:41
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that's crazy. That champ belt right off your waist. Yeah, they're hilarious and they're they're right leaning uh influencers so to speak and they were actually white privilege cards on their website. Wow. He reached out to them and said, hey, I'm I made these and they're like, that's genius and they put them up and they promoted him and he made
04:03:14
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I was just about to say I gotta get going. I gotta get fed. Yeah, I'm staying here. I'm staying here but man, I should have came in here a few hours before. It's Saturday night. I worked. I'm still I'm still I'm I'm Port Mancina. We know that. You know what? Before everybody goes, I've been meaning to ask.
04:03:39
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Yeah. When do you guys release your podcast? The newer ones don't seem to pop up right away when I'm looking them up on, uh, looking them up on a blend Chris. Okay. So, so Chris, when we record them, they get stacked up. And then once we get certain amount, Chris will take the time and I'll give Chris credit. It takes time. It's not something, it's not just boom, boom, boom. Yeah.
04:04:08
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you have to put him in there and there's a lot of work that goes into it. So, he'll do like four or five at once. Oh, wow. Okay. Because we'll stack him up because it's a pair. I was just always curious about that because I like I'll go in there and look for it like sometimes and I don't. Yeah. So, so, so Fridays, I come home from work. So, uh, you may not know this. Um, I have full custody of my kids.
04:04:37
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Oh, man. You know what, dude? I got full custody of my kids about two years ago. So they're with me. Night, Connor. Love you, buddy. They're with me Monday through Friday. They do go to their mom. They're with their mom every weekend. So I have my kids Monday through Friday.
04:05:05
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So on Fridays when I come home from work, so she picks them up after school on Friday, and then she takes them to school on Monday, and then I pick them up after school. On Fridays I come home, I try to post that week's shows, Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on Friday. However,
04:05:34
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My fiance, she is from, she is from PA. Uh, so we have a lot of instances where we go to PA on the weekend and I get behind. Uh, however, I am, um, with double check here. Let me take a peek where we at. I have, um, okay. So I'm, I'm basically outside of.
04:06:05
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I think I have last Saturday show, Monday show. No, hold on a second. No, no, no, no. I think I'm pretty close to being up to date. There were, I was, there's three shows that I still gotta, I still gotta upload. However, from last week, everything else is update, including, including, I started a new show. It's just, it looks out some music.
04:06:34
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So it's just me playing music. My ultimate goal is, much like yourself, the independent artists, the unsigned artists, the local artists, I want to feature them. But I'm brand new in the music game, so I'm doing something that is, a lot of people may not understand this, it's very,
04:07:03
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Very few people have been introduced into this world. Everybody knows I love music. Everybody knows. Everybody knows how, you know, I'm a huge musician, but music has always been my escape. So that is a part of my world that I've never really introduced people to. I mean, literally there's been three people in my life that I've introduced
04:07:29
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into my world of music. Right now, Glick's House of Music is me opening the doors and bringing the internet and the world into that side of me and seeing and hearing my favorite music, how the music affects me, why I listen to it, why I like it, why I like certain artists, why I like certain songs, blah, blah, blah, as I
04:07:58
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I had to build a reputation and as lady said, lady does music, she was established in the music world. You know, it's going to take time and I understand that. So instead of feeding myself off and being frustrated with it and everything like that, I'm literally, I'm literally being very vulnerable here and I'm, here we go. This is how we get into it, but eventually I want,
04:08:26
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the unknown artists, the local artists, the unsigned artists, the up and coming artists like yourself, you know, Blacktop Mojo, stuff like that. Ultimately, I want to get to a point where that's all I'm playing. That's all I'm doing. Also, at the same time, bringing guys like you and them up on the show to hang out, talk about their music, talk about where they were.
04:08:53
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What I like it I like it a lot So I'm having fun. I'm loving Glick's house of music. So So then I have that added I you know, so I got my kids full-time I work full-time Nikki and I are playing in our wedding You know, we're getting married Have you picked those out at least? So here's the thing
04:09:21
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So we're actually going to New Orleans. We are actually getting married in New Orleans. So that's all booked and paid for and everything like that. We're coming back home, well, home to PA for her. And it's not like the traditional wedding. We're having a party, like a reception. Oh, OK. It was a reception part and have our friends there.
04:09:52
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initially we're going to do like the bridesmaids and the grooms man and and this and that but we're having a party and that's what we're inviting everybody. Did you say groomsmaids? I don't know. You told me that you wanted me to be there not be a groomsmaid.
04:10:18
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I'm ready man. I am. I'm telling you I'm ready. I told my girl about it. I'm like bring your girl. I'm bringing her. It's going to be fun man. We're going to have a kickass time and I can't wait to meet all the whole lot of young. So your beautiful fiance too. It's it's like a it's like the reception party. But we want our friends and family there because our friends and family can't be. In New Orleans with us.
04:10:46
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Yeah, I mean so that's what we're kind of doing and it's and and it's it's it's Halloween themed. Oh I like that costume party. I love Halloween. She loves Halloween. It's a costume party. So there's colors or anything like that. You know, we we joke around because like the big joke between us is you know, eventually I'm gonna murder her and
04:11:16
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I'm going to and I'm coming and I'm going to Cancun.
04:11:21
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So I don't get extradited back to the States and I'm going to live in Cancun. And like her, her dad, we joke all the time. Like pops and I are going to be in Cancun with margaritas and senoritas, you know, cause he's down. I'm an alibi. You know, her friends are like, yeah, we're coming too. And you know, so, so we've joked around and I don't think, I don't know what we're doing yet. This is just a little behind the scenes, but we've joked around of her.
04:11:47
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wearing like a wedding dress but like with blood and stuff on it where she's a bride and then me wearing like cargo shorts and flip flops and like a Hawaiian shirt and carrying around a margarita all night.
04:12:04
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Yeah. That's cool, man. That's really cool. Oh, I didn't make a little ticket. Make a little ticket that says can destination Cancun put in your pocket. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Her dad was like, I'm on board. Let's do it. Her dad's not even like Halloween costume guy. That's cool, man. Well, boys, I do have to jump. I gotta get to bed. I gotta. Bye. Yeah. Yeah. Let me uh let me send you this
04:12:35
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Well, God, send to me on percentage. I didn't plan on jumping on the show. I just again, I saw I saw the notification for Facebook pop up and I was like, it's nonsensical nonsense. I'm so busy, man. My new job keeps me going.
04:12:59
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uh between uh that and my lady it's just life you know gets super chaotic and super busy i went through a little bit of a rough rough patch and then um but you know it just it keeps me going keeps me busy you know what i mean so oh no dude i i do man i totally get it man life life is life is crazy that's what i said you know i you know it's like between the kids and
04:13:25
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you know, work and, um, you know, we do this show three nights a week and I do all the behind the scenes stuff. I wish, I wish I had more time to dedicate to social media. Um, like push the social media and promote the social media. Um, but it's grown naturally, man. You already got haters and stuff, trying to jump in and show you their wings, bro. You're ready to get to a level.
04:13:54
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Dude, we we we have so many haters and shit like that. It's it's it's honestly it's it's kind of ridiculous because the people that don't like us, the people that hate on us, they don't know anything about our show. What it is is, you know, like I said, lady and I actually we we used to not like each other. We we had a real beef between the two of us.
04:14:21
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I said some horrendous things about her and, you know,
04:14:29
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I'm gonna play a safe. I don't necessarily know if she said anything about us, but I was told she did. And I went on the defensive because this is my baby. This is my project. This is what I wanna do. I love this
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04:14:49
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show. I love the guys that I do this show with. I love the people who are in the chatter's box. And this is what I've wanted to do for years.
04:14:58
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And now that he's come to fruition, and I'm very protective of it. So I joined the defensive very quick, very fast. So I thought you were going to bed. But what Lady and I didn't have is just a pinnacle of success, people trying to show their way. Oh, Lady Lady, you've been quiet this whole time.
04:15:24
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You know so you know what her and I didn't have that we have now is an open line of communication and we've developed a friendship and and we realized that you know, both of us were kind of on the shit end of fucking terrible fucking people shitty fucking people and they saying people still still don't like either one of us and they have a perception that they
04:15:51
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that they try to create when at the same time, these **** people that hate us, they're not doing anything. They're **** losers. There's a **** app that nobody knows anything about outside of the people who tell people about it and they watch our show and they play our show live and they and they sit there and they clown on us but at the end of the day, you guys are the people who are on our show are
04:16:19
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You're in here. You're you're doing the same thing You're hanging out with people that are toxic as fuck. And meanwhile we're continuing to grow we're continuing to do our show we're evolving we're Creating something here and you guys aren't doing anything. So hate our show. I don't care I've grown to appreciate them. I appreciate our haters and I appreciate our workers because
04:16:43
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guys make our numbers look better than what they really are at the end of the day. Yeah. And at the same time I upload this podcast and it's on all these platforms and we're creeping up on 20,000 place. There we go, man.
04:17:01
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You know what can the haters say at the end of the day and that's the same thing for you, man You know and we've talked about it and we've talked about you know that you You reach moments where you're like, I'm just done. I like where's this music thing going? Is it really going anywhere? And I'm like, dude, there's people out there that are Fucking loving what you do Yeah anxiously anticipating
04:17:27
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Oh, my bad. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Really, really nice to know that Miss lady. Uh, I will tell you, I will tell you good night, sleep tight and, uh, all that good shit. Yeah. And as she just said, right there, real genuine connections have been destroyed by these people and actually, and, and, and, and.
04:17:52
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You know, her personally, I won't speak on her story or anything like that, but her personally, she has been 100% personally affected by it. And it's kind of heartbreaking to watch that story unfold and to know that story of me firsthand, watching it, being the bad guy in that story at one point in time, and then also realizing the truth and realizing what was actually going on and knowing
04:18:19
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the story and how it broke down and how everything went it it's very heartbreaking and it does I mean I you know Tony D used to be a part of this part of the show you know I got nothing but love for Tony D unfortunately having Tony D on this show was not good it was it was detrimental to the show it was toxic to the show and it was hurting the show um I had nothing but love for the guy you know I consider him a friend
04:18:49
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Hey, hey, my phone is about to die. Um, is it, uh, let's call me. Let's talk tomorrow. Do you have my number? I do. Call me. I'm terrible at calling people. I'm going to call you. I'm gonna call you in the morning, but I have my break right around like 10, 11, maybe I'll call you in the afternoon.
04:19:14
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I'll be around. I'm going to be actually I'm going to be playing Call of Duty all day because Nikki. Yeah, I think she's I think she said she had to be there in 11. So I'm like, oh, I'm going to save the world tomorrow. So give me a call, man. I'll be around. Hey, man, this is fun. It's always just random. This is fun. You're welcome here any time, dude. Oh, I know. I know. And I'm going to make an effort. You'll see me in different locations and stuff, but I'm going to jump in.
04:19:41
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You're welcome anytime, brother. All you gotta do is hit me up on Snapchat or whatever, and I'll personally send you a link. Okay. That sounds good, man. All right, man. Let's go, man. Have a good day tomorrow. Yeah. Let's go, Cody. Anyways. Oh, anyways, I should probably...
04:20:07
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in the show. There's nobody here. I got nobody to talk to. What am I supposed to do? Poor Connor got all fucking hammered. I don't know.
04:20:47
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Everybody had to go to bed. Everybody got told to go away. People are too busy having lunch. A cheeky bugger. Who has a life anyways. I'm actually kind of surprised that I haven't heard. I mean, I sent the link to quite a few people. Um, and, uh,
04:21:18
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Open it. Open it. Sons of bitches. Tell you what. I'm gonna play a little something something. I gotta grab me some more beers. I'm gonna play a little. And they call it a shrimp chop. Not that. God damn it.
04:21:46
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What is it? What did Jeff upload? What is this? I'm gonna play a little something something God bless it. I'll keep hitting buttons. I'm gonna go play it. I'm gonna play a little something something I'm gonna grab some more beers And then I'm uh, I'm gonna come back and Wrap the show up
04:22:17
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And all around my guy Rocky, who was just here. Um, this is a huge show favorite. I know you guys love it. I know you guys love listening to it. I know you guys love hearing it. Let me go ahead and drop it. I'm gonna grab some more beers and then I'll come back and I'm either going to end the show and, uh, kind of go from there or, I don't know, or we'll keep going. Well, I guess we'll see what happens, but I'll be right back. Well, um, Judas by Fozzie.
04:22:45
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with the EDM combat remixes.
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You've all been there since the sun
04:24:28
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What have I become?
04:25:29
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Let's go. That's just my guy as a producer. What do you make some music? Hit it, hit it. Hit him with that. One time. Tim Conrad, 2 in the 30s. How's that baby doing? How's that little baby girl doing? Rock Lee EDM combat. Make sure you guys are showing my man some love.
04:25:59
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Don't judge my hair. I gotta get a haircut. Look, I got wings and shit. I gotta get a haircut. I got my beard cleaned up. I gotta get a haircut. However, I did just take a shower today. So soft as shit though. It's straight because I had another, I've had another hat all day. But time turned into Glick's house of music, right? She's been up and down. I was listening though. Good chat. Amen.
04:26:28
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It sucks when you got a little one that's sick. I feel you Been there before man. I hate that shit. I hate when my kids are sick Pitting into the day. I hate that shit man. Cuz you here's you you feel helpless man. You there's nothing you can do you just like You know it is what it is I
04:27:11
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Anyways Anyways, let's wrap this podcast up. Let's wrap this show up. I think I'm gonna go jump on tiktok and get in trouble Nikki's not home yet. I'm still drinking and all that fun jazz Thank you guys for listening thank you guys for hanging out hopefully enjoy tonight's show
04:27:30
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Um, typical Saturday night, we was all over the place and, uh, you know, I reached out. Some people aren't ready for the nonsensical nonsense world. I'm surprised one guy didn't show up in here. Where are you at Tony D? Where are you at Tony D? You had a link in everything. You had an opportunity to be on camera and you did not take it.
04:27:58
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It hurts my feelings. It hurts my feelings. But it was cool. Shout out to Haas. Shout out to Rocky. I love that guy. And I cannot wait. I cannot fucking wait to drop the news that I've been holding on to for a very long time for you guys.
04:28:22
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Connor was here hanging out with me. Jeff was here. Jeff's always here. Jeff's my guy. Just Jeff enjoys doing this show. I will not post that comment, but a highly unlikely just saying, um, actually I have a mild form of game for that to happen, but, um, I don't know.
04:28:48
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Door's still open. The link's still in the chat. I don't know if anybody wants to jump up in here and hang out with me. You're more than welcome to. Otherwise, I'm killing this. I'm killing this bird. You got to come up one Saturday night. Actually, not only do you have to come up one Saturday night.
04:29:18
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I got the hiccups got to pull up on a Monday night. Monday night is all about men's mental health. And I would love to conversate with you, especially with, um, where you were, where you are and everything like that. Um, for those of you guys who don't know the Monday night show I've been doing alone, uh, for awhile, um, trying to find that avenue of what I want to do.
04:29:48
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It was like a mini explosion. It really was that avenue of what I wanted to do. I always wanted to do, uh, I always wanted to, uh, focus on men's mental health. It's hard to do when you're by yourself. Um, it really is at the end of the day. Um, after last week's show, uh, Brian and I had a conversation during the show and after the show and Monday nights, uh,
04:30:19
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I'm excited to say that Monday nights are going to be a lot about men's mental health. We're going to discuss things. We're still going to have fun with it. There's still going to be laughs and jokes, but there's also going to be kind of seriousness about it. Um, but I'm happy to announce that, um, my co-host, uh, for Monday night will be bad. You guys all know Brian. Um,
04:30:44
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Brian and I have a similar past. We have a similar upbringing, which I had no idea until last Monday night. Kind of shocked me. Brian and I are some polar opposites. He found peace and this, that, and the other thing, and a more peaceful aspect where I was more about
04:31:10
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accepting the chaos and accepting the rage and finding my peace of mind and violence. So there's good conversations to be had between Brian and I when it comes to men's mental health. Not only that, but it was brought up Monday night that when Brian has
04:31:42
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tried to talk about relationships and different issues on various other shows, one sociopath in particular, laughed and blew him off. Nobody's ever actually given Brian the platform and given Brian the opportunity to speak his mind without downplaying it. And I think Brian and I are going to be a great combo.
04:32:12
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We're going to be a great show for men. And it is specifically men's mental health because men's mental health has such a stigma on it. And unfortunately it does not have the spotlight that it needs to have. And you have two guys that have literally been through it and literally are trying to survive.
04:32:38
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And I want to bring other men on the show like we did Monday night with Haas. And like I've extended the invitation to Tim, I want to bring other men on the show who are willing to be opened and willing to talk about it and willing to dive into that world. It is hard to do.
04:32:55
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But you have to be willing to do the dance and have the conversation. It's the only way we're gonna put a light on it. We're going to grow. And I'm not a talking head. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. I'm just a guy who's been through it. Same with Brian and same with the guests that I wanna bring on the show. I wanna bring men who have been through it. Men have gone through it and are willing to talk about it.
04:33:19
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And hopefully save other men because the suicide rate in men is ridiculous, especially men under 25 years old. It is insane. And it's because we were taught and we are told constantly, we are not allowed to share our feelings. We're not allowed to show emotion.
04:33:42
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I want us to be that show nonsensical nonsense to say it's okay for men to show their emotions It's okay for men to be vulnerable. It doesn't make us any less of a man than we are at the end of the day I
04:34:02
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I'm gonna hit the comments here real quick. So yes Yay, finally finally finally. I know it was hard for me to do it on my own I couldn't have those conversations. I couldn't do those thoughts on my own. So it's finally happening I'm looking forward to it masking the pain. Absolutely We portray an image as men going through them going through the fucking emotions and going through that shit we find a Persona so to say
04:34:33
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So we hide it. So nobody knows, you know, me personally, my persona was a tough guy. You know, my persona was violence, outrage and violence. You know, it's not who I am, but that's how I survived. That's how I survived. Yeah. At the end of the day, you mask the pain. You find a, you, you, you find an outlet. You, you, at the end of the day, you literally put a mask on.
04:35:05
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Well, yeah, she is an absolute POS and, and I said it live on the show. I said it live on the air and, and Brian didn't hesitate. Absolutely agreed and expanded on it. Oh,
04:35:23
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I'll make random consult visits. No, I mean you've been through it brother. I know you have and I know I know there's other things and like I said, yeah, I can do that Mondays are usually good. My wife is off and I can sit with the there you go. And you can sit with the kiddo nice. Lisa's I'm so glad you've decided it's something I've wanted to do. It really is and I know I couldn't do it on my own, but I wanted to find that right person. I wanted to find that
04:35:51
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that person that is gonna be on the same page as me and realize that we're talking to the guys. We're talking to the men out there. We're talking to these boys that are coming up. So Mondays are gonna be a little bit heavy, but we're gonna try to show or try to throw some comedy and some jokes and laughs in there as well. But it's real talk. It really is. It's real talk, man.
04:36:21
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Is real talk and it is hard talk and nobody wants to hear it. Nobody wants to see grown-ass men showing weakness or showing vulnerability And are we gonna get judged absolutely But we're gonna be that voice Just like my son and I talked and I asked him how he's doing every day how he's feeling everything else and
04:36:49
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And we've talked about crying and it's like, it's okay to cry, dude, because at the end of the day, do you really think if, if something went down, do you think I couldn't protect you? He's like, hell no. He's like, I know damn well. You know what I mean? Not necessarily in his words, but I mean, my little dude was like, dad, I know you got me. I know you're going to protect me. I don't think you're less of a man. Cause you're crying at a movie. This shit's sad. Like she said, he's like, dad, I know you got me. Like I know that you are tough. I know.
04:37:18
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That and when it comes down to it when push comes to shove And that's what that's what we're trying to do, man. We're trying to flip the script. We're trying to You know, let this younger generation know that it's okay to be you know, it's okay to have emotions It's okay to be vulnerable from time to time. It don't make you any less of a man at the end of the day You're still a fucking man No, I did You don't have to nag me anymore Men are largely fixtures
04:37:48
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work with our hands, fix it, our family breaks, we can't deal with or understand exactly. Be our providers, protectors, fixers. If it's broken, we're gonna make it right, 100%. I agree with that 100%. But this is where our generation, and I'm speaking to my generation specifically, we need a voice, we need somebody to be vocal. And let out,
04:38:18
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It's okay. It's okay. Damn We have our moments. You don't have to hide in your car. You don't have to hide in the garage You want to break down? You know where nobody sees you It's okay It doesn't make you Any less of a man it doesn't make you weak it makes you fucking human and that says a lot for me because That's a lesson. I had to learn the fucking hard way
04:38:49
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I never shown emotions. I've been told by multiple people in my life. You're a fucking robot, Glick. You're a fucking robot. You know how bad that shit hurts? You know what it's like to be called a robot? If they only knew what was going on inside my head. If they only knew what was happening when nobody was around. I ain't a robot, man. I got emotions. I'm fucked up just like the rest of us.
04:39:17
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There's a lot of men out there doing the same shit that I did And it's high time. We we focus on our men And we let them know it's okay and we're not talking heads we're not a piece of paper We're fucking room in Who've been through real shit and our deal with real shit talking about real shit at the end of the day? We mask we mask
04:39:47
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It's not a weakness. It's a strength. Remember that absolutely a hundred percent. It makes me stronger. It makes you stronger men guys. I'm talking to you specifically. I'm talking to the men. It makes us stronger. We've lived through it. We've gone through it and we still move on and we're still progressing to be better for the people in our lives that we need to be better for.
04:40:14
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The days of checker feelings at the door are ever too much suicide anymore. Ain't the answer. Absolutely. Ain't no more checking yourself at the door. And I'm going to be the biggest and loudest voice. Y'all know how big and boisterous I am. You know how big and boisterous I am. I'm going to make myself the biggest goddamn voice.
04:40:41
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I'm tired of, I'm tired of, I'm tired of getting on the internet. I'm tired of getting on TikTok. I'm tired of getting on Facebook. I'm tired of getting on any other form of social media. I'm tired of going on these news apps and I'm sick and tired of seeing stories about men losing their battle. I'm sick and tired of the demons winning. I'm sick and tired of the fucking darkness overtaking our men.
04:41:10
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There's good men out there that we are losing. It's fucking disgusting. And it's fucking sad. And unfortunately, some of y'all ladies are going to be put on check. Some of y'all ladies are going to be put on blast. Because some of y'all women out there, you ain't helping the matters no better. I was married to one. Trust me. Many times.
04:41:40
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Many a times I thought that would be better if I wasn't here because of her Call me what you want to call me but we're gonna start focusing on our men We're gonna start taking care of the men out there and the young men coming up And we're gonna do it in a way
04:42:09
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Don't make anybody feel bad about it We're supportive if that means bringing people up that you don't know anything about and just being there to be supportive and I'm talking about other men coming up there just to be supportive and push each other and And what not to be better. That's what we got to do It's horrendous the state
04:42:39
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and the mindset that men are in these days. And you're talking to a guy who's been, I don't even know the right word, emasculated, made to feel bad for how he feels humiliated on the internet. You know, just absolutely shit on him.
04:43:10
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Would never I'd be It's mind-blowing Mondays are gonna be are gonna be something else I'm looking forward to Who wanted a whole ass topic in the whole ass This is how you end your show on Saturday nights everybody leaves and you get all weird and heavy click. Yeah. Well, I guess I Don't know
04:43:44
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However, let me wrap this show up. Do appreciate y'all listening. Do appreciate y'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show at the end of the day. I think I'm gonna go jump on TikTok for, you know, five minutes or so. If you're not already, if you do us a huge favor, feel free to
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04:45:35
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We're just having fun, man, at the end of the day. We're having fun, trying to make people laugh and give you an escape from all the bullshit going on in the world today. With that being said, I'm not gonna do any music to wrap the show up. I am gonna say to you, however, when you find yourselves at the crossroads in life, when you're going through it, and you've literally reached a breaking point,
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Ask yourself one question. Five simple letters. Five easy words. What would nonsensical nonsense do? W-W-N-N-D. Never do the fucking opposite. But with that being said, you guys are fucking awesome. Love doing this show. Much love. And always remember, be good or be good at it, baby. Let me hit this button.
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and the button is hit.