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Talking Shttt with Joe Lam and Ali Dylak
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This Week on Talking Shttt! 🎙️
We’re joined by Joe Lam & Ali Dylak, the creative minds behind the movie The Fetus 👶🎥
We’ll be talking:
🔥 The making of The Fetus
🎬 Behind-the-scenes stories
🎙️ Indie filmmaking
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Transcript
Show Introduction and Host Intros
00:00:07
Speaker
Bitch, I'm in the...
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and sha
00:00:34
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You always cut me off, man. I'm i'm like, I'm digging the music and you cut me off. That's where I always cut it off at. get You got to fix that. You want me to make it a little bit longer? Yeah, yeah. Let's let's go a little bit longer. How about that?
00:00:49
Speaker
Okay. We keep getting in trouble anyway. It doesn't matter. Yeah. It doesn't matter any which way.
Upcoming Shows and Announcements
00:00:55
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Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Brian and with me always... I'm Mark. I'm Mark.
00:01:02
Speaker
omar What's happening, Mark? How are you? Not much. I'm good. Yeah? For the most part. aren't you don't you go Aren't you walking with a cane now?
00:01:14
Speaker
Shh. We going to call you the candy cane man? No. Oh. I go to the orthopedic doctor tomorrow. Yeah, no, I saw that. and I saw that you said that you were going to ah to a doctor, so that's a good thing. get core fixed tomorrow, too, finally.
00:01:27
Speaker
Oh, finally. About frigging time, huh? Yeah, we'll see how long it takes. Any which way. So let's talk about what we're here to talk about tonight. Tonight, we are doing a, I don't know the movie because- Hold up we're going to need a movie. i'm What we're excited about, I mean, come on.
00:01:48
Speaker
We have two people that's going to be on the show and then at the end of the show, what are we going to do? Oh, and then we're going to announce ah our special guest for our anniversary show. So you've got to come and hang out with us just for a little bit if you want to know who that is.
00:02:03
Speaker
And plus also on that, on that show, we're going to give away two shirts. Sounds good to me. All right. I went out and I found, well, I didn't find them. They were, they were, uh, what's word I could say. Uh,
00:02:21
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ah okay. I found them any which way. Uh, no, um, I was, uh, I was scrolling through stuff and I was, uh, recommended them on the show.
Introduction to 'The Fetus' Movie
00:02:32
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I watched their movie on Sunday and I'm like, okay, now I'm i'm more curious about the movie than anything else. Any which way, the movie is called The Fetus.
00:02:44
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And we have the, I believe the director writer, Joe Lamb.
00:02:52
Speaker
hey Joe, what's happening? How are you? right, Brian. Thanks for having me on your show. Absolutely. Absolutely. Thanks for joining us. Who else we got?
00:03:02
Speaker
uh i don't want to butcher her is it ally dylak like yeah did i say it right i was gonna say it i might have butchered it but i would have said it right for once people in the comments are saying hello hello everyone and and there's a hello hey joe from amber hopmeister amber is awesome oh yes She said you should hear her bestie.
00:03:35
Speaker
I think she's talking about about Ali. Amber is the one that me talk to Ali to begin with because I was curious about the movie anyways.
00:03:50
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Colin's on. What's up, Colin? How are you, buddy?
00:03:55
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No, you're my bestie. There you
00:04:01
Speaker
so ah So Mark got to watch the film this Sunday. ah Was it this Sunday? No, it was last Sunday because this Sunday. This Sunday is the Super Bowl. no latin No, this last Sunday, i actually looked for the film, but I must not have searched the right spot. because i told you You are aware that I told you it was on Prime.
00:04:23
Speaker
No, I looked on Tubi for some reason. No, I saw their movies. Sorry, guys. this one i mean Prime, it was... $4.99 to rent. There you go. Okay. $10 to own it, I think it is, or $11. Even better, if you go to the website, thefetusfoam.com, Joe has it set up where you can find all the links right at the top of the page. Okay.
00:04:50
Speaker
Yeah, well, I tried to find the book on Amazon, and it wasn't there.
00:04:59
Speaker
it's not on amazon it's it's on our website yeah i found that out because i was because i was gonna i was gonna buy it if it was on amazon because there would have been know i could have got it the next day or so um but you can go to the website then and and go ahead and get it there mark yes so then i can get it autographed yeah it does come autograph check that out Bonus.
00:05:31
Speaker
Bonus. So, so let's talk about this film and and in in how how we came up with the brainchild for this. So Joe, I'll let you start with this one here. All right. Well, the feed is something where I wanted to show something that I hadn't seen before in a horror film.
00:05:56
Speaker
I'm sure you guys are used to, you know, seeing like a villain or Some kind of, you know, force going after the humans and we're chasing them all the time. And i was like, well, you know, why don't we, what if we put that inside the human and make that something that's dangerous and inescapable and evil.
Concept and Inspiration Behind 'The Fetus'
00:06:16
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And it's like something you just don't want.
00:06:19
Speaker
But at the same time, what if it was like, it could grow to become good, even though it's doing all these bad things coming out and attacking people. And that was like, okay, it was like, there's a moral dilemma there. So that I found that pretty interesting. And then I thought, well, what grows inside humans? Well, fetuses. Okay, well, there you go.
00:06:40
Speaker
We're gonna call it the fetus and then we're gonna develop this whole story around it and pretty much make it into a horror, horror comedy movie. So which became my first one, my directorial debut.
00:06:50
Speaker
So Oh, I mean, the first time I seen it, you know, when I seen the fetus come out and attached to the cord and all that. I'm like, what the?
00:07:02
Speaker
And I, quite honestly, when I, when I first, I can tell you the reaction when I first started watching the movie, my wife asked me if, and I'm not trying to be, you know, anything about it, but my wife first, cause she wasn't in the room. She asked me to see if I was watching porn.
00:07:22
Speaker
yeah but but Mark is notorious evidently for watching porn guys. No, no, no, no, no. no no no it's just It's funny because she couldn't hear anything else or she couldn't see it. So, you know, the first, you know, minute or so, that's what you hear.
00:07:41
Speaker
And I'm like, okay. And then quite honestly, to watch the trailer would benefit, you know, Brian a little bit. So how about this?
00:07:52
Speaker
Let's watch the trailer first before we get any more into this. Tell me. Let's go.
00:08:00
Speaker
You're pregnant. That can't be right. He always wears a condom. Oh, shit. Have you been lying to me? Whoa, whoa, wait a second. Do you remember when I told you that my body doesn't work the same as everyone else's?
00:08:19
Speaker
By the way, I should tell you few things about my dad. He's a bit particular.
00:08:29
Speaker
I was more a cat person. Are you gay? I don't think your dad and I see eye to eye. doesn't really like anyone. Hey, hey, hey!
00:08:42
Speaker
It's time.
00:08:44
Speaker
Dad, help me, Dad! If we don't feed it, it will start sucking on her blood to survive. You can't get birth to this thing. Of course not.
00:08:55
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been freaking out since this morning. I really thought you would grow up normal. You ain't family.
00:09:06
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You are the turd in the west.
00:09:13
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um really die getting birth
00:09:35
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Amber says such an awesome film. So going to guess she's already seen it too. Well, damn, I'm i'm slow. i guess I got it. It looks really good. It looks really, really good. So that's your premiere film. That's the first one you've ever done, Joe.
00:09:50
Speaker
My first. Yeah. I mean, I did a bunch of shorts before then, but yeah. The first feature. Wow, man. That that looks good. Looks really good. Who did the. i nothing You didn't see nothing yet. You have to watch the movie to understand the rest of it.
00:10:04
Speaker
Well, just a little bit of the, like where the, the cord of the, the umbilical cord is coming out. Like who did the effects for that? How did that, how did that work out? We have a guy with a team in Bogota, Columbia. Yeah.
00:10:18
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yeah Yeah. He's, he's, he's won the equivalent of special effects makeup, like in Columbia, but it's like, it's like the Oscars is the equivalent in Columbia, like twice in a row.
00:10:32
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um just before he did our film. So he literally built everything practically. I mean, this is the actual fetus with umbilical cord that he created for the movie.
00:10:45
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Literally everything you see in the movie was made as a practical effect, except accept there's only one shot that is not, but everything else is literally a physical, tangible thing that the actors were able to perform against.
00:11:02
Speaker
Okay. Allie, let's talk about your your ah assistance in this film. and like What was your role? I do the social media for the fetus.
Merchandise and Production Timeline
00:11:15
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So Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, anything that comes through goes through me.
00:11:21
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And then I help Joe with merch ideas, whatever questions he has for So, so what ideas are we doing out there for, for the, for the fetus?
00:11:34
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I see the hat. See the hat. We got the shirt. There's, I mean, there's a lot of, there's a lot of merch. It's got to get its own merch though.
00:11:46
Speaker
Yeah. We even have these ah key chains. These are replicas that made by winter score. Okay. Allie's good friend. And so you can actually get it, but only there's only one place you can get it. You know, i mean, I'll share it if your listeners want to put in the chat. If they really want it, then write in the chat. I'll tell you where to get it.
00:12:11
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But other things like here.
00:12:15
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We got a mini posters like this. Okay. This is a hand-painted design from Tony Vingle, who's a artists well known in the horror community and of course we got the big posters like that we've got condoms we actually made condoms that are approved we got the dvd coming out yeah dvd is okay the the handbag the fetus handbag they've got marlava's face on one side bill mostly on the other
00:12:51
Speaker
ah And like you mentioned before, the book, the book is that literally it's over 300 page behind the scenes making of the movie. Literally just how we put this production together, development, funding, writing, casting, all the way through merchandise, distribution, post-production, because I wanted to commemorate my first movie was with sharing the journey with everybody. so
00:13:20
Speaker
So how much how much do you think you put into it as far as time? Not money wise, but time wise? Do you think you put more than a year into it? Or?
00:13:33
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oh God. this was some fun i drew a year Into it. So I think Joe's put a lot more than that. More than a year? Yeah.
00:13:44
Speaker
So how how long did it come? How long did it take for it to come together for you guys?
00:13:53
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your audio is out. Joe, you're muted again.
00:13:59
Speaker
it was working just fine. Joe has a curse. Every time we do a live, something happens. Nothing. Hold on. No. yeah wait Wait, wait, wait, wait. Talk. Say something.
00:14:11
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Yes. You're good. It's working? Okay, cool. All right. So, it's ah It was five years from the beginning of the start of writing it because it was it took one year to write this thing, like 45 drafts. it was just It was a monster.
00:14:30
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um And then it was ah you know like three years production because we would – It went out again. How did it go out again?
00:14:44
Speaker
I have no idea. It didn't touch anything. told you it was a curse. Hey, Clint.
00:14:52
Speaker
Nothing. Nope. No audio.
00:15:01
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No audio. Nothing.
00:15:07
Speaker
You're on your phone?
00:15:11
Speaker
You can do it on in your phone. Yeah, you you want to put it on your phone? Yeah, put it on your phone.
00:15:18
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right, guys, while we're working out the audio for Joe, you got plenty of time, plenty of time. beautiful no Audio. I think Joe's going to drop the the computer and go to the cell phone.
00:15:29
Speaker
And while he's doing that, we'll talk to Ali. So, Ali, tell us a little bit about yourself. What do you want? Well, how did you how did you become to get involved with the with the fetus film and and all that?
00:15:46
Speaker
It's a funny story. I'm ready. Okay. So I started a fan club after Terrifier 2 came out because I was obsessed with Sienna. Absolutely obsessed with Sienna.
00:15:58
Speaker
And I joined a group, which I'm sure you've heard of, called Adkiss. And while I got really upset because there was no representation for Sienna in the group, it was all about art, art, art, art which I get. I understand art.
00:16:14
Speaker
Totally good. But Sienna was fucking amazing. Sorry. Absolutely amazing. So I got upset. I created a fan club. In creating this fan club, I started doing like digging before work in the morning in the parking lot. You know, when you wait, you know, in the morning, sit there listening to music, digging everything up on Lauren Lavera.
00:16:36
Speaker
And eventually I found the fetus. So I was trying to figure out what was going on in the fetus and I couldn't find anything, but I found the website. So I went on the website, sent a message and asked if there was ah any information as to what was going on, you know, any updates.
Ali's Involvement and Sequel Possibilities
00:16:56
Speaker
And Joe essentially asked for help and I've been hearing help ever since. Okay.
00:17:06
Speaker
Amber says you're a badass. She only says that because she's my bestie. She's like a ninja when it comes to the, so you do all the socials and shit for, for everybody.
00:17:16
Speaker
You should do the socials for me. Cause like Mark does ours. And i I just feel like, do we, do we have enough content out there? Like just wondering, just, just asking for a friend.
00:17:31
Speaker
name park mark Mark actually does really good. I think he's playing a little bit around with the, with the AI stuff. Yeah, I was having fun with that. I liked those. Those were kind of... Every time I... Before I sent anything out, I would send it to her and show her.
00:17:48
Speaker
And she was getting a kick out of some of them. Oh, yeah. They were funny, too. Some of them were way out there, but... Oh, yeah. But, like, they were still entertaining. Let's talk about... All right. You guys hear me now?
00:18:01
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah. We can hear you. Okay, great. And I just want to say that, you know... When Ally asked that, she asked a question when she reached out just yeah about the fetus. She was like, what's the status of the film over a year ago? And I saw that fan page that she created. and and i you know i And I wasn't doing anything with the social media. i was just like terrible at it, actually.
00:18:27
Speaker
and I saw her passion ah for for horror films, and especially with ah you know Lauren Lavera's character in the Terrorfire series. And I said, would you be open doing it for us, for the fetus? And, you know, I think, Ali, you kind of freaked out, I believe, and didn't believe it was I thought he was scamming me Yeah, I like... I thought it was a legitimate scam.
00:18:51
Speaker
I made him pay me up front in order to prove that it was real. but i did Yeah, but Allie's been great. You know, she's the one that when fans send the comments or DMs, she responds to them right away, you know? Oh, yeah.
00:19:09
Speaker
Don't worry. Don't worry. in my My laptop. I always look at my laptop. Okay. Okay, I'm good. I'm not going to mess with anything. so But, yeah, so she's she's, you know, part of the Fetus family. so Awesome. So for Fetus, too, you've got a spot for her?
00:19:25
Speaker
Somebody's got an echo. I put a what? I've said what is to when you do part two to the movie, right? you'll You'll have a spot for Ali. Oh, we can work conversations about it. you know work We can work something out. You're trying you're trying to get something out of them, how bright?
00:19:44
Speaker
Yeah, was just you know just a question. part you coming is there uh is there a sequel or a prequel so so just from the little bit that you get in the um in the trailer um like i don't know if anybody else caught it but she literally says my body's not like everybody else's body like everybody's body so she already i think she already knew that there was going to be something deadly or something not right right
00:20:19
Speaker
Is that right? when Did she already know about this fetus creature? She has. I kind of want to say, like, you'd have to watch the movie.
00:20:31
Speaker
As for the listeners, you know, I don't want to spoil anything and and in in that regard. But she knows that there's something her body's, and ah again, like not like everybody else's. Just the way from what she how she was growing up as a kid, it's just not, it's different. Like, it accelerates faster than normal.
00:20:50
Speaker
Okay. You've seen the condom in the in the trailer. yeah Yeah, no, I saw that. Well, i mean come on. You definitely, I'm going to tell you, you're definitely going to have to watch this one.
00:21:03
Speaker
I'm going to. we we actually, Stacey and I were going watch it, but like I said, i i went to Tubi because I was like, it's a horror film. And so it's got to be on Tubi. And I type it in. I'm like, I can't find it.
00:21:15
Speaker
and then Why didn't you ask me where it was at I don't know. I just decided I was going to go do other things. You get a Facebook message. i would have told you right away.
00:21:25
Speaker
doesn't use that stuff that's what that's what he has me for that yeah literally literally if you look at them if you look at my socials when's the last time i posted anything on facebook like i don't really post anything on facebook and unless it's mark posting from what mark i don't even know how to use what's that thing the instagram i i do it from his account don't have a clue literally I literally opened up... We opened the account and i was just like, oh, dude, we got to make friends with everybody. Oh, this person wants to be my friend. And it was all female. So i was like, oh, this is great.
00:21:58
Speaker
Yeah. So now I'm going through it and deleting that some of the females off there that... My wife was very upset with me. And he blamed it all on me. It was 100% your fault. You just said, just let everybody join the club. You left him unattended. It's your fault.
00:22:15
Speaker
Yeah. So now I... now i I do all of talking shit stuff. And then Brian's Instagram, you know, it works.
00:22:26
Speaker
Yeah. Brian's Instagram is not Brian. It's definitely talking shit market. Serial. That's why I've been deleting certain ones off of there, too. um What ah so you said you did some short films, Joe. What what short films have you done?
00:22:43
Speaker
Anything that anybody might know?
00:22:47
Speaker
um I mean, they're not... Most people don't watch short films, to be honest. but So unless you're setting the festivals and then the people there are watching it or sometimes they'll come across it online.
00:23:01
Speaker
um i did i did about 12 short films because it's mostly that like to really cut your teeth to get better as a director. My last one, my most prominent one,
00:23:13
Speaker
was the action thriller and it and it won 56 awards. Whoa. And after that, and also getting, seeing the audience reaction and just everyone's attention being held for 15 minutes straight. I just knew, i was like, okay, this is it.
00:23:28
Speaker
I don't need to make short films anymore. It's time for a feature. And so that last one, it was called fugitive zero and it's, anyone wants to watch it fugitive zero.com. You can watch it for free there. It's actually pretty good. I liked it a lot.
00:23:42
Speaker
would Would you consider taking any of those short films and doing a feature length film out of any of those? That was the plan for that one. Okay. And I like the concept. It deals with the alternative to the criminal justice system.
00:23:58
Speaker
Okay. So my films always have some kind of, you know, social commentary that's that's going on.
Future Projects and Reflections
00:24:04
Speaker
um And it was intended to be a proof of concept for a movie, but the producer that I had sent that to at when I was at Virtual Cannes Film Festival during COVID, he looked at it, he loved it, but he said, like, Joe, I can't back you for this. This is like a three to $5 million dollars movie for your first movie.
00:24:22
Speaker
oh yeah why don't we do a horror film for your first one? And then that's how we developed the fetus. But yeah, eventually,
00:24:31
Speaker
I'm writing something that is a sci-fi action thriller besides the fetus. Okay. I mean, the fetus two, sorry. Twinsy. The fetus two.
00:24:42
Speaker
Yeah. So there is there is a part two coming. I knew it. You know, as long as enough people watch the fetus and buy the merch, we'll be able to make a ah part two.
00:24:57
Speaker
Is it warranted, Mark? Do you believe a a part two is warranted?
00:25:03
Speaker
We have some ideas. It just depends on the ideas that they come up with, because quite honestly, i mean you could do it without doing the same people.
00:25:16
Speaker
i and Because the story that how they ended it, I thought they ended it fine. OK, so it leaves it open for another chapter. mean cook Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out and I'm going to I'm not going to spoil it exactly.
00:25:32
Speaker
because i'm I'm just sort of curious on this part, on who came up with the concept of how the the man in whatever you wanna call her, constipated to have the kid?
00:25:47
Speaker
Who came up with that idea? It was 100%, Joe. anyway Yeah, it was so when I was writing it I mean, I thought, well, yeah.
00:25:59
Speaker
how does one and impregnate a demon that's and i mean a little bit of spoilers but a demon that's stuck in a hole and i thought it'd be funny to just show it i mean was it definitely it was definitely funny Well, I'm glad you laughed because we've we had some test screenings you know where someone says, Joe, you know what it was all good. And then when it got to that scene, I laughed. It's like, I don't think that's what you're intending. And I'm like, that's exactly what I'm intending. Yeah, it's a horror horror comedy kind of thing, right?
00:26:37
Speaker
yeah I think some people take it too seriously. OK. And there's you know some people, horror has so many subgenres. And I think some people, they want to be scared in horror films. Mm-hmm.
00:26:49
Speaker
Um, the fetuses, I don't think that's what it, what it does to people. It's more like gross shock and, and, uh, and it's funny, but not everybody gets my kind of humor too, which is, which is weird. Everybody's sense of humor is, is probably a little bit different.
00:27:07
Speaker
Uh, this question I left up here for a minute, just so I could read it here. So will we have more film awards and convention appearances for the fetus this year?
00:27:17
Speaker
and that's a no no more No more words because we didn't really go out into the film festival circuit. We left it to... I did a lot of film festivals for my shorts.
00:27:31
Speaker
And we didn't do it because we had you know, two stars and in our movie, Bill Mosey Lauren Libera. And it's kind of like, you know, why not leave it to the, you know, more of the the films that don't have any name recognition?
00:27:48
Speaker
um So that decision was made by our team. And I just said, OK, that's fine. So but conventions, there's ah there's a good chance. where We're considering some right now.
00:28:02
Speaker
OK. Yeah, but most of it right now is actually we're doing a lot on online. with something called theultimatehorrorgiveaway.com. So if anyone wants to go there who's listening, you can actually enter and we do a giveaway every single month and it's it's presented by the fetus.
00:28:20
Speaker
It's something that we you know give back to the horror community to win prizes of you know every month, a different set of horror collectibles that includes some items from the fetus, but a lot of other well-known horror movies.
00:28:35
Speaker
ultimate or giveaway.com allies put that up there for everybody so copy and paste write it down take a screenshot whatever you need to do but I like free so didn't you guys just get away so you guys gave away some stuff the other day didn't you on the first I did yeah because I was actually watching part of that Yeah, we do an Instagram live, Ali and I, on the first of every month on Instagram. with us And ah yeah, we do ah we do several giveaways, like every 15 minutes, and then we have special guest appearances on there.
00:29:15
Speaker
So yeah, it's the fetus film. Well, check this out. So yeah I don't know if you heard this or not, Joe, but Mark and I have a our third year anniversary show coming up.
00:29:28
Speaker
uh next tuesday right mark special special date i'm not kidding normally we do our shows on thursdays but this one we did on on the actual date that we started our show what do you think about collabing on that and allowing us to do some uh maybe one or two fetus merch giveaway kind of things what do you think Okay, yeah, let's talk.
00:29:54
Speaker
Okay. what's what's the Yeah, just just send us the details. What's what's the date? and Yeah, wellll I'll get with Mark and and just talk about it because we're going to do a couple of our Talking Shit t-shirts.
00:30:06
Speaker
um And then we're going to do it for, I think we're goingnna do what? Florida Not Florida Top Prize, and we're going to a 10-question run probably or something like that, Mark? You want to do a 10-question run? Yeah, yeah.
00:30:20
Speaker
So
Anniversary Show Plans
00:30:21
Speaker
something like that. And, and you know, your top top three or top four people will get the awards and stuff like that. It's just, you know, we're just trying to give something a little something back to to to the fans and stuff like that. To the viewers, because obviously they're here watching you guys too. So we definitely want to give back to to our fans and our viewers for sure.
00:30:43
Speaker
um Let's do this. Let's take a quick break. when we come back i don't know if joe knows the game have you have you heard of first of all have you heard of talking shit it's the show that you're on right now are we no i thought we were And on Talking Shit, we play a game we play a game in the middle of the show called Florida or Not Florida. It's a very fun and simple game to play. All it is is I'm going to read five headlines, and all you have to do, Joe, and all you have to do, Allie, is you have to tell me if that's a Florida or not Florida man, basically.
00:31:25
Speaker
It's super easy. The folks and in the and the chat here are more than welcome to play. And we do have some... We do have some talking shit decals to send out to you guys.
00:31:41
Speaker
Yeah, they're going to use decals. Not just the military decals, guys. We also have the oak decals. Don't worry. they're coming I sent you the thing. i that they're They're dropping. We should have them this week or next week.
00:32:00
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They're coming from Vermont.
00:32:03
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They normally come in. And it is that easy. It's Florida or not Florida. It's that easy. Just because you can't play the game doesn't mean anything. All right. So we're going to take a quick break.
00:32:16
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We're going to to music from Richie Ramone.
00:32:23
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i don't remember what song I picked. It is a cover song, though, but I know I picked it, and I sent it to Mark. It's... I think Enjoy the Silence.
00:32:35
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There you go. I think that's what it's called. All right, let's listen to some Richie Ramona. We'll be right back with Joe and Allie from the Fetus Film.
00:33:11
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Words like violence, break the silence, come crashing into my little world. Painful to me, pierce right through me, can't you understand, oh my little girl.
00:33:28
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All I've ever wanted, all I've ever needed is here, in my arms.
00:33:37
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A very unnecessary pain can only depart
00:33:58
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To be broken Feelings are intense Words are trivial Pleasures remain So does the pain Words are meaningless And forgettable All am wanted All that we need is you in my arms.
00:34:21
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Words are very unnecessary. We can only take out.
00:35:05
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I'll ever want it, I'll ever need it, it's here in my arms Words are very unnecessary, they can only dip out
00:35:22
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All ever wanted, all ever needed is here in my arms.
00:37:08
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you
00:37:25
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A very special thank you to our friend, Mr. Richie Ramone for allowing us to continue to play his music right here on Talking Shit. And a very special thank you to our friend. Who was that in that t-shirt, Mark?
00:37:41
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Mary Kate. That's right, Miss Mary Kate for being Talking Shit's military appreciation t-shirt model. We really appreciate that. Our other model too. Shirts look great.
00:37:56
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What's up? She was our other model too for our our black regular, you know, these ones. for that current Yeah, her and Amber both were our models. Yep.
00:38:07
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Yep. So we're going to come back to that after if we can ever get the pre-orders done for this. Well, we need we need people to continue to order. So have you gotten any new orders yet?
00:38:21
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One. Okay. Uh, we're not doing the military green this time. We're gonna do the desert tan for the new talking shit military shirt. We're gonna do a limited edition run of those. And then we're gonna go back to the original talking shit shirt. So those are available just about anytime you guys need them.
00:38:41
Speaker
Just reach out to us and let us know we're size and we can price them accordingly. Uh, what do they start at Mark? Like 29 bucks. Uh, don't you read?
00:38:53
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I wasn't paying attention. It's like $34 altogether. Oh, with shipping. Okay. Yeah. I just added the shipping with the, instead of saying, you know, $29 plus, you know, $9 shipping or whatever. I just put it all together.
00:39:10
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I think Amanda liked the song, so that was a good choice. So, yes, Mary Kate does rock. You're absolutely right. Well, guys, we're back with Jillian and Ali Dylak from The Fetus.
Interactive Game Segment
00:39:24
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The Fetus film? The Fetus film? The Fetus? Either or. Yeah, you can say both. Okay. i love and And we are going to play Talking Shit. like I love the band. I love the band.
00:39:40
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That is a freaking awesome prop. but And it is now time for Florida or not Florida. Are you guys ready? Ready. All right, here we go. It's very easy, guys. The way it works is I'm going to read a headline and all you got to do is tell me, yep, that's Florida or no, that's not Florida.
00:40:01
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And, you know, Mark likes to give away shit. So he's like, oh, if you can tell me exactly where that happened, I don't know. I have not done that in a long time. alright here we go. um I think this one was all over social media. do DoorDash driver jailed for pepper spraying customers' food.
00:40:23
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Did this happen in Florida or not Florida, guys? Not Florida. I'm going say Florida just because Joe said Florida.
00:40:34
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Allie says not Florida. Hey, let's ah let's ask the audience. Let's poll the audience. And audience, what do you guys think?
00:40:46
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Give them just a second because we got a little bit of a delay. So I know Amanda's watching. Hopefully she's playing. and i think that happens. There's Amanda. She says not. record up
00:41:01
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it's It's hard for people to play off of Facebook because Facebook is so laggy. like it's it' It's like three minutes or something. You've got a 10-second delay, sometimes 30-second delay. It varies.
00:41:13
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like I'm watching this on i Facebook now. Brendan says Florida. Clint says not Florida. And if that's everybody, we think that's everybody? It might be everybody.
00:41:27
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I've got to write down their names. Okay. Okay, hurry up, Mark. marks Mark's a little slow. i't know First of all, he's little for sure.
00:41:39
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hey much for trying it doesn't mean shit.
00:41:45
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Yes, Amanda, we know. That's why we appreciate you watching on YouTube. So thank you for that. right, everybody's locked in. Here we go. DoorDash driver jailed for pepper spraying customer food.
00:41:58
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Indiana police arrested and delivery driver for spraying food with pepper spray. Indiana. Indiana. this one of the
00:42:10
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Indiana. All right, here's your next headline. man who is also a former school of rock student on jack black's old show on jack black's old movie arrested four times for stealing guitars i guess he'd like florida not florida
00:42:40
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not florida is it because he's a movie star
00:42:47
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it's just a It's just a gut reaction for me. All right. think it's like North Carolina or something. read it one more time. Man who is also a former School of Rock student on Jack Black's old movie arrested four times for stealing guitars.
00:43:01
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Let's see what everybody says. Lame, not Florida. Why is that lame? Because he stole guitars? He's trying to get better for Jack.
00:43:11
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Oh. Clint says not Florida. It looks like everybody's going to go not Florida, I think. Hold on. Oh, Jeff is saying Florida. No, Jeff said Florida for the first one, I think. Oh, did he? Okay. so Amanda says not Florida. So I think we're almost there, guys. I think we got almost everybody. un Unanimous to vote.
00:43:35
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It looks like everybody says not Florida. Is that your final answer? Reading it last time, Florida man who is also a former School of Rock student on Jack Black's old movie arrested four times for stealing guitars.
00:43:51
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The new name of the movie will be, what did it say? The new name of the movie will be Jail of Rock? Jailhouse Rock.
00:44:04
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All right, go ahead. A man running for mayor tells black activists go back to Africa. Oh, this is, ooh, this is horrible. Is this Florida or not Florida? This is racist as hell.
00:44:17
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Probably Florida. Yeah, I'll say Florida. Yeah.
00:44:23
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I don't want this to be Florida. I want this to be anywhere but us. All right. Not Florida. Allie says, not Florida. Joe says, Florida.
00:44:35
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Guys, what do you guys think over there in the comments? One more time. Man running for mayor tells black activists to go back to Africa. oof Sounds like Arkansas.
00:44:48
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but Take the L Arkansas, take it. Just take the son of a bitch. Amanda says, not Florida.
00:44:58
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amanda says not florida
00:45:03
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right. Who else is in everybody? Everybody in there? thank my ah think we might have them all right, Mark. We have the ones that are playing. All right, guys. Unfortunately, that was a Florida idiot.
00:45:17
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So we take the L on this one. Terribly sorry about that. But that was. oof All right. You guys ready? Yes. Yeah. doctor Doctor found dead in Dollar Tree freezer after spending the night in the store.
00:45:33
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Was this Florida or not Florida? Doctor. He was a doctor.
00:45:41
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was a doctor. It's Florida. scattered people Doctor was found dead in the Dollar Tree freezer after spending the night in in the store.
00:45:54
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look feel like he was retired. Let's see what happens here. Let's get to the let's get to the comments and see what's happening. ah Come on, guys.
00:46:06
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Pop in there with your answers.
00:46:10
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Give them a second. and Florida. Here we Coming through. Clint says Florida.
00:46:22
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I feel like you guys need like that hold music while people are commenting. and like They're really seriously contemplating this. like Is this freaking Florida, dude? Yeah.
00:46:32
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Sorry, working. Oh, yeah, of course you're working. It is Florida, Brendan says. ah Not Florida, says Jeff. Ooh. All right, I think we got, we're missing one or two people. This trying to be different. oh We're only missing Amanda. All
00:46:50
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right, Amanda, you got five seconds. Four, three, two think she went to feed the chickens or something. Oh, it wouldn't surprise me.
00:47:01
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I'll read it one more time. Doctor found dead in Dollar Tree freezer after spending the night in the store. A tragic but extremely strange case from Mississippi.
00:47:13
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she know know No Florida connection.
00:47:19
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No Florida connection. That was Mississippi, guys. Mississippi. All right. And let's see. We got one more. Last one.
00:47:30
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Man says he was fired for revealing company warned of layoffs if Biden wins.
00:47:40
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Man says he was fired for revealing company warned of layoffs if Biden wins. So this took place some time ago. so really thought you were going to do that one that you sent me earlier. I'm going to say Florida.
00:47:56
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we'll We'll do that as a bonus one. Not Florida. Joe says Florida. Allie says Florida. Florida. Not Florida. Not oh you but not Florida. Not Florida. Okay. so I got two not Florida's. I feel like that's a Midwest thing.
00:48:11
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think it's a Midwest thing. Okay. Cause I honestly feel like I got a similar email.
00:48:18
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ah We'll find out when I read the headline again. all right, guys, let's see what the, what's going on over here in the comments. Clint says that's Florida. Yeah.
00:48:30
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Brendan says Florida.
00:48:34
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Waiting on two. Here we go. Jeff says Florida. And y'all talk about me in Mississippi. lady Now we are.
00:48:48
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All right. And Amanda says not Florida. I sound like a broken record. Let me read it for you guys one more time, this time with the full headline. Florida man says he was fired for revealing company warned of layoffs if Biden wins.
00:49:05
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That was, in fact, Florida. Okay, this last one is a bonus question that I'm going to read. I got to get my glasses because I can't see.
00:49:16
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well Well, so far, Florida sounds like a great place to live. Yeah, we live there. Florida's That's why they do it. All right. Let's see, Mark. I sent that to you on Messenger?
00:49:29
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Yeah.
00:49:32
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Bear with me, guys. Let me find this thing I sent Mark earlier. Hey, Brendan, you got two right. It's okay, Amanda. I suck too. Okay. Here we go. This one's a little bit lengthy, but I'm going to read it.
00:49:44
Speaker
Woman charged after refusing to leave cruise ship because vacation wasn't over. And that is in quotes. A woman was charged after authorities said she refused to disembark a cruise ship, insisting her vacation was not finished and she was not emotionally prepared to return to land.
00:50:03
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According to the officials, the ship had completed its scheduled voyage and was in the process of clearing passengers when a woman allegedly declined multiple requests to leave. Crew members say she remained seated, surrounded by luggage, calmly explaining that she was still on vacation.
00:50:23
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only question I have for you guys is this Florida or not Florida? 100% Florida and my guess is she's rocked.
00:50:36
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Yeah. They got cruise ships going out there. Yeah. I mean, there's cruise ships that go from all over the place. bret Brendan says Florida. Lindy says that's every cruise I take. She ain't. get ah that fucking vote That's everything Lindy does in life, though. She has not dealt with vacation.
00:50:57
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Was it her? Are you the one in the headlines, Lindy? We could have been. It doesn't give us the person's name. So you got Brendan say in Florida. You got Clint say in Florida.
00:51:10
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You've got... I wouldn't be surprised though. If she were from Alaska, who wants the hell? Yeah. Joe, did you say Florida or not Florida on that one? Florida with all the other headlines for Florida. Yeah. I'm going with Florida.
00:51:26
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So you guys see the trend that's happening, right? You notice the trend, right? All right. And then Jeff says, yes, it's Florida. And of course, miss Amanda, it is Florida.
00:51:36
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Ladies and gentlemen, you're a hundred percent accurate on this. It's Florida. That is a Florida woman who refused to disembark a ship because her vacation ain't over.
00:51:48
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Which one? It doesn't tell me. Dang, I was hoping it was a great recommendation. Listen, I'm telling you, like TripAdvisor, she probably gave him five stars.
00:51:59
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I hope it was ShipRocks because now I want to go. So would you like to know who won? Who won, Mark? Clint. Clint. Yeah, Clint. but only got One wrong.
00:52:11
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If he sends me his address, I will send him some decals. You heard him, Clint. It's not the man did. Between Allie and and Joe, Joe won.
00:52:29
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Congratulations, Joe, on the big win there. ah right. Be prepared for your decals. They they should arrive. Oh, Carnival Triumph. So it was Lindy.
00:52:39
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She called you snitch already. Stop telling people. That's fantastic. um So, Joe, before before we end our show, and that's coming up really quick and I apologize, but we want to know a little bit more about the
Production Changes and Filmmaking Insights
00:52:57
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fetus film. So what I wanted to ask was when you guys were doing concept and stuff, what parts kind of changed for you? Because I know a lot of directors and and um and writers and stuff say like, hey, when we first started filming,
00:53:16
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we must have shot this like four times before we got the best, you know, because we changed this or that. Did you change a lot of details in the movie?
00:53:28
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o The only major change that we did was was an extended ending. And it's it's because when we filmed it and we did the test screenings,
00:53:42
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u huh towards the end people they were on board they were on the roller coaster ride just locked in and then suddenly it just ends they're like what so people got kind of pissed they were like yeah nah they wanted more they were they were enjoying it and then it's just like like what which it's like it's like being on a roller coaster ride that ends too soon well it's like oh my god okay go raise more money write additional scenes and then we went back to Pennsylvania to film it. So that was ah that was tough. It's not every day that you know you you deliver a movie prematurely, no pun intended, but that's that's what it felt like.
00:54:22
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So, you know. Mark, you saw the movie. How would you have felt if all of a sudden Bill jumps in and that was the end?
00:54:36
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I would have said, what the fuck? Yeah. Okay, I got you. That would have been the first question out my mouth is, how the hell did you end it that way? aye are Is there going to be a two?
00:54:47
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That's how I would have asked that question. like i mean That's what a lot of people are expecting. we We're expecting a part two. No, I'm not i was the way that it ended not. The way that they ended it, I i would not have expected a part two.
00:55:03
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not out of Not out of that story. Okay. You're going to do it a a different way. I could see it, uh, different characters doing it. Joe, have you, um, have you talked to the the folks over at cranked up TV to put the, to put it on cranked up TV?
00:55:21
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It's another streaming platform. I don't know if you've heard of it. We have a distributor that handles all of that. So okay right now we're in the phase of buying rent and then eventually you know it'll go to streaming.
00:55:34
Speaker
Okay. So, was it picked up tv streaming so it is yeah um i don't know who they charge i don't know if they charge the i don't know if they charge the production company or if they charge the people that want to watch the films because i think for us to get a subscription i think it's like 20 a month yeah we're still trying to get people to come from there to come on so yeah we're gonna get some folks from cranked up on and then uh we'll be able to sit down and chat with those folks and, and hopefully introduce them to all the, all you kind folks that have been on um and introduced your movies to them and say, Hey, listen, what about these folks? You know, what about these guys?
00:56:13
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We actually met them a couple times at different conventions. I have one of their shirts. I think we had a bumper sticker at one point because we were talking to them, but like Joe said, we're with where we're at.
00:56:28
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That's not, Yeah, not there yet. Yeah. yeah I gotcha. It could happen though, eventually.
00:56:36
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have anything do that, but... Eventually. Okay. Joe, would you have swapped out any actors or actresses in your film? Yeah. but Who would you have swapped out?
00:56:51
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but Myself. Yeah.
00:56:56
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and So I just think what happened was we had a we had a scene where there's a carjacking and the actor had a family emergency dropped out and I'm looking at the crew. I'm like, hey guys, who wants to step in?
00:57:14
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I'll give you some extra money to act in this scene. And nobody, like literally no, stepped up. And my cinematographer's like, Joe, you gotta do it. I'm like, oh, good.
00:57:25
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It was horrible. Yeah, like this is getting shot today. You got to do this. I just, oh, I was like sweating bullets the whole time doing it and just like, I don't know. I was i was a mess, but I mean, it worked out.
00:57:38
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People like it. It fits. They recognize me. They get a good laugh. So that was the first thing I said to you when I called you after I watched it the first time. So Joe says I'm better behind the camera than I am in front of it.
00:57:51
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Oh yeah. Yeah. You got the chops for it kid. Come on.
00:57:58
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Joe, ah joe how how old are you and how long have you been doing how how long youve been doing film? I think I'm 46 now. I think I'm 46. I love it.
00:58:08
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hopeful Yeah, I think. i I said that yesterday. I think I'm this old. and Brian, you're 48. Yeah. The only reason why I know that is because I'm the same age.
00:58:22
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And you said you're asking how long how long have I been doing it? Yeah. How how long have you been doing film? Oh, Brendan says you should have called him. He would have done it.
00:58:33
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would have done it too. but
00:58:37
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I don't know if you count. You're like a teenager. You're you're making school projects. i don't know if that counts. Who knows? That's where it starts. Yeah. OK. that's where it starts yeah okay So you yeah did you take classes in high school for for filmography or anything like that to do to do? No, oh there was just like I would have like school projects and sometimes but had a video camera and like I would record it and then show it in class.
00:59:07
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This is back in like when there was VHS tapes. Now, yeah, when you had the dual dials and you could you could kind of chop stuff in with the with editing that way. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah.
00:59:20
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Not how I edited. but help yeah it was literally, it was literally two VHS tapes, kind of like a big giant stereo. Right. Yeah. VHS tapes.
00:59:31
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And then I think maybe there was a third one. i don't I don't remember because I know that you could clip from one to another and you could back it up. You can speed it up.
00:59:43
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There was like a, it was like a turntable dial. is what I remember in high school. That was long ago, Brian. That was AV. That was AV Club, dude. That was a long time ago.
00:59:55
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Yeah, it was something like that. Or it was like two VHS and then it was like I'd play one, send it to the other, record I don't know. Yeah, yeah. So long ago. But I also went to film school as well.
01:00:07
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Okay. Pressured by my parents, you know, Asian parents. You've got to go to college. is ah call is but i was like, okay, if I just wanted to go right into the film industry. But they pushed me anyway. So hey it was fine. I guess, you know, I and learned to...
01:00:24
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be creative because I went straight into the industry. I probably would have been like a production assistant taken a long time to work my way up. um But instead I got to just work on short films, commercials, documentaries.
01:00:38
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Okay. Then okay, I'll just keep refining myself over the years until finally, you know, get to get to make movies one day. So, and I could have made movies when I was like late twenties.
01:00:52
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But it wouldn't have been very good, I'll be honest. Because it's hard. It's hard telling a good story. And when I watch movies, it's probably like nine out of ten of them I'm just, I don't like. and this Like the story doesn't line up to the to what's going on in the...
01:01:11
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well the Well, the problem for me is that because I've studied stories... that it ruins it for me, all right? Like, I can see the magic behind it. It's kind of like if you study architecture, you know how to build homes, you look at a house, and it doesn't it doesn't look like it's built right.
01:01:28
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Gotcha. just you just see You see the structure underneath, and that's the problem I have. So when a a story's not done right, i I'm so bored I tune out or I just fall asleep. And ah it's hard for me.
01:01:40
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The magic is is not the same. Yeah. hey Hey, Brian, I told you I'd eventually get Brett Wagner on here. It just took you forever.
01:01:52
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but a you know your He was supposed to be on in December, but he had to do a movie instead. What's more important, being on Talking Shit or making a movie? Come on, bro.
01:02:08
Speaker
We love you, Hopefully we can figure out a date for him to be on.
01:02:14
Speaker
Best. Best psycho killer ever. Can't wait to see him on Friday the 13th next month. Right on.
01:02:25
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Joe, would you give ah would you give final thoughts to anybody that's looking to get into not just working behind the camera, but what about actors and actresses? Do you do you have advice for those guys too?
01:02:41
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To get behind the camera? but just in general so yeah so any advice for the actors and actresses you know that are that are currently doing film and like oh you know what i want to be behind the camera or somebody new coming into it going you know what this is what i want to do yeah you gotta first one is you gotta you gotta make stuff when you write something find a way to film it doesn't matter how much money you have, you just, because you have to see how it translates, what you've written, how it translates onto the screen and test it out. you have to
01:03:18
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You need an audience to test out your work and see if it's actually working or not. Try not to keep it so hidden, because I know friends that They will write things, they won't show anybody, then they will film it and they will they still won't show anybody. There's no test screenings.
01:03:35
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And then they just start going out to festivals and I watch it and it's like, oh no, you could have fixed this and that and that and it would have been so much better. And the second thing is I always send everybody to my screenwriting teacher. His name is Corey Mandel.
01:03:51
Speaker
His website is coreymandel.net. And... ad transformed my writing. I just was writing for screen feature screenplays for you know a couple decades, going nowhere, pitching it to producers. Nothing was happening until I took his corpse. And then like that was it it. It unlocked everything for me.
01:04:11
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And I understood how to put a movie together and hold people's attentions from beginning all the way to the end, which is what I call the magic trick. OK.
01:04:23
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so So you follow the narrative as far as following his guidance and stuff like that. um And then, so what is the trick? it's And you can't say it's magic.
01:04:36
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You can't say it's all magic. ah No, there's a science there's a science behind it. Yeah. And because of that, his students, ah like so many of them, find a lot of success in television and movies.
01:04:47
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if They've won Oscars. Oh. Even some of the big you know big time screenwriters, you know he's got quotes. they've got They've given him quotes of his teachings. it's just I've read a lot of screenwriting books.
01:05:04
Speaker
I've gone to a whole bunch of teachers, but he's the one that just broke it all down for me. okay And it works. okay Yeah, Corey Mandel.
01:05:15
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Okay. And then since you were a first time actor, right? Doing you' doing your cameo. What advice would you give somebody doing their first time acting?
01:05:29
Speaker
oh God, I don't have the advice for that. You got to. You got to. You are put on the spot. hey you know what His advice is somebody else do it, not me. yeah I think that's what he said, yeah.
01:05:42
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Carry cash so you can just throw it at people to get them on the camera. ah Jeez, oh man. Just find a way through it.
01:05:54
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and don't know, drink some caffeine and just ask people to reassure you that you're doing a good job or have them tell you the truth so you can do it the right way. I don't know, I really don't know. I'm not an actor. I really- i think I don't know how people how actors do what they do, I'll be honest. It's just it's nerve-wracking.
01:06:14
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He said, call Brendan. You call Brendan. Brendan, I think, wants to get get into one of the films that night, I think. Brendan, we might have a role for you. you know Get a hold of me. ill I'll tell you who to talk to. ah so How many takes did that take for you?
01:06:34
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Was it one-take kind of thing? or to do Did you flub up? or for your for your whole cameo. How did it go? It was ah between three to five takes.
01:06:48
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Okay. That's not terrible, right? wasn't like 37 takes like in a movie. No, no. no Okay. Well, that's a good thing. i mean, four or five is probably what most people do, right? I would assume like even the best actors are going to be like, oh, got to do that again. I messed up.
01:07:10
Speaker
Oh, but let's see how many times it takes us to do ours. Yeah, no, we're going to be fine. i have no clue. You guys are shooting something, huh? That's what it sounds like. So, yeah, Mark and I were actually talking shit was invited to be a part of 92 Hours, the movie.
01:07:30
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It is a sci-fi thriller. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. um So Mark and Mark and my role is obviously it's going to be remote, but there's a lot of they're looking for a lot of extras right now, I think, to go to Chicago. And we are we are actually we're called Talking shit intergalactic news.
01:07:52
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Intergalactic news or intergalactic radio. Nice. OK. might be right. It's to be fun. It's going to be fun. We're, uh, we're really trying to push that one too. So, uh, stay tuned guys. We'll talk more about that in the not so distant future. Um, in the meantime, Joe, Ali, we've invited you here and you gave us over an hour of your time and we greatly appreciate that.
Conclusion and Guest Farewell
01:08:17
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Uh, you know, I like to interrupt you, you know, you know, I like that, but since we have them, since we have them on the show, and we teased it in the beginning, we might as well tell them who's going to be on the show.
01:08:30
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Oh, wait a minute. One final guest for the audience. Any idea who our special guest will be next Tuesday?
01:08:41
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Let's see. that The clues were there was a campfire with a rose. With a rose. There was there as alyssa
01:08:55
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Felissa who? Rose. Felissa Rose. we can't have and Oh, I didn't even pay any attention. Allie was on it. yeah stuff with like Felissa Rose will be on the show February 10th. That is, I believe, next Tuesday, right, Mark?
01:09:14
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That is also the one-year anniversary of when we had our premiere of The Fetus in LA. Really? Yeah. Nice.
01:09:25
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So you guys should tune in that day. I'm gonna have to, cause I love Felisa. She's fantastic. I got a chance to meet her at a- A convention in Orlando. Yeah, convention in Orlando.
01:09:39
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and Which one was that? I don't even remember. ah yeah it Spooky. Spooky Empire. Yep. Spooky Empire. Ali got a photo with her, but there you know, flog. With their matching pins.
01:09:55
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That's what she said. She had to pull me because we needed our matching pin picture. Matching pin picture. Jesus. All right. So that's that's our special announcement and special guest for next week. But before we let you guys cut out, um we got to know, and going to ask Allie first because Allie's going to put it down for everybody, all the socials for not just the fetus film, but for Joe and yourself. right.
01:10:22
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Well, the fetus film is easy because that is all things at the fetus film. Doesn't matter what platform, the fetus film. I am DialagHorrorMedia.
01:10:34
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And then we got Joe lam at it's joe Lamb Awesome. All right. Any final words of wisdom from either of you, Joe?
01:10:46
Speaker
I just want to thank you guys. Appreciate your show and it's on. And, you I got to say, you guys are like a married couple. You know, the way you interact is fun. funny.
01:10:58
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I've divorced that man a long time ago. We've only known each other for like 30 something years. Yeah. Mark and I have known each other since the sixth, seventh grade eleventh grade when he made fun of me.
01:11:14
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they literally They literally let third graders come to the highest to the middle school. And I was like, what? No, you said you said primary. ah
01:11:24
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I missed you, Brett Wagner, at the convention. Devlin says, so excited to have you act in my film.
01:11:36
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Keep kicking ass, you all. Wait, you're going to be acting in a film? Yeah. What happened to We lost Joe. Joe! The odd couple. We're the odd couple, Mark. Better than the fairly odd parents.
01:11:51
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light paper Because then I'd be asking who's Cosmo and who's Wanda. No. Neither. Neither. But yeah, as Devlin was saying, i will be headed down to Kentucky.
01:12:07
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Okay. The last week I wanted to hang out with Devlin and Amber and a few other familiar faces to be filming Forsaken.
01:12:19
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It's a vampire movie where Amber will be our queen and I get to tell everybody to listen to her. Joe, you just have the greatest- the greatest um it told you he's got a curse.
01:12:36
Speaker
What is the curse? Every time we have a live, his mic, he has to switch. It doesn't matter. It's just entertaining. Switch through the phone. It's all good. Did you hear us?
01:12:48
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He can't hear us now. He has no audio. I told you. Nothing. Well, you're not talking. You can't tell. Wait, I'll do that.
01:13:00
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Yeah, he he can't hear us, I don't think. We can hear him. All right. Well, are we good? You happy? Ready to rock out?
01:13:13
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Let's do this. Hang out for a second, Allie. We're going to it like this. Oh, hang on. Let's wait for Joe. There's the fetus. Can again? Yep, bring him on the screen. Let's figure it out.
01:13:26
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Yeah, I can hear you Joe. I'm back. Can you hear us? Yeah, I hear you. Yeah. Perfect. OK, you couldn't hear us before, I guess. Nope. Nope. We can hear you. on screen I blame that on StreamYard. Don't worry.
01:13:40
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You know, I kind of said, you know, Brett brett wants to be in the Fetus, too. So we'll see. Brett does? Yeah.
01:13:49
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I have so many ideas. Felicia said she wants to as well. Do you have any how many people want to help us with the Steak Bowl joke? ah yeah No, i we have a list.
01:14:01
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say All you got to do is hit the gas and hold on, man. hell yeah okay you guys like to tell know you got part You got part two coming. Okay, well, if that goes well, you got the right people. you got part three. There you go. you can keep going.
01:14:16
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Yeah. You know, that's how. that how ter far you so that's it Hatch wasn't expecting to keep going. He said, can you hear me now?
01:14:28
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It's the Verizon Towers. It's got to be. Yeah, it's definitely. for OK, so we were we were talking to you and asking you if you had last words of wisdom. And you just said, what were you saying?
01:14:43
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You don't remember. I remember. What did I say? let' Do a replay. I don't know. I basically just tell everybody, like, listen, just if you feel like you want to do something, just go and do it. All you can do is fail. But you don't know unless you try, right? It's all you can do. and Oh, yeah yeah. I was just thanking you guys. But, yeah, I would say to anybody who wants to create,
01:15:14
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and are and are afraid to. I just never picked up a camera or written anything or filmed anything or acted anything. like
01:15:25
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What have you got to lose?
01:15:28
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for it. And not only that, think about who you're going to impact on the other side. Because as filmmakers, for me anyways, I don't do this for myself.
01:15:43
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These stories live in me. I've seen these stories, but I spent the five years to make the fetus because I want other people to see it. And that's the thing that, for me, carries me through all the hardship to get the work out there.
01:16:01
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It's the audience. It's all about the audience, the fans, the horror fans.
01:16:08
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a lot of the horror fans have been absolutely fantastic. I don't think that, do you think there's a way to disappoint a horror fan? I mean, yes. Oh, there are ways. Just because he's a huge Friday the 13th guy. And and no it's not just that. I mean, you can make a horror film and you can make it, you can make it the best that you can. And you're still going to disappoint somebody no matter what you can have the best Best movie out there.
01:16:41
Speaker
And you're still going to disappoint somebody. Because not you can't make everybody happy. No matter what. percent correct No, but you got to try, right? Oh, no, agree. You can try. But you're just going to have that one person a percentage of people that's not going to be happy. No matter what you do.
01:17:01
Speaker
Yeah. Especially Mark when it comes to Friday the 13th. Anything. Anything. No, they changed Jason and it was game over. Oh, hell. Oh, come on. No, the way that they make new Jason look. and know he No, no.
01:17:16
Speaker
Sorry. All right. So this is where I would like to end the show. If you guys are good, I'm good. Just hang out for just a second while I do it like this. Ladies and gentlemen, please tune in next week. Special day Tuesday with our special guest, Melissa Rose.
01:17:35
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Um, but Mark and I want to thank you guys for following us for the last three years. We really greatly appreciate it. Thank you to Joe and Allie for being a part of the Talking Shit family.
01:17:47
Speaker
And ladies and gentlemen, from us here at Talking Shit, my name is Brian. I'm Mark. This is Allie and Joe, and we're going home. Good night, everybody. Have good night. Thanks, guys.
01:18:06
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01:18:30
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and chair