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Nonsensical Nonsense: Off the rails
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No script. No brakes. Nothing is off limits. Just straight chaos. If you like your conversations unfiltered and a little unhinged this is the place to be. Completely unpredictable, never a dull moment
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Podcast Introduction
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Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
00:02:05
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Yes.
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I'm not lost in watching. I'm not lost in watching. I'm not lost in watching.
00:03:24
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Buttons, click. Push the buttons. Sorry, I'm over here pushing the buttons and nothing's happening. What out motherfuckers? Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, right here on the Nonsensical Network.
00:03:36
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You know the drill. Like, share, subscribe. All that good stuff. Turn them bells
Community Engagement and Shout-outs
00:03:43
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on. You can find us at bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. simply go to Facebook, Instagram, TikTok. Yeah, we're on X. We don't do much on there, but we're there.
00:03:53
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ah Shows are always live on our Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch channels. And as always, you can listen to wherever you listen to podcasts at. Simply go to Nonsensical Network or bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork.
00:04:09
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Gotta get Granny out there. We haven't been giving her no shout-outs lately. Nine out of ten grannies do ah approve. It's true. It's damn true. What's up, fuckers? What's going on in the chatterbox? See everybody in there? Wally's in there.
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Xanfios is in there. Modog in the building. What up, you damn heathen? Neil's in there. Jedi in the building. Wall Cephas.
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regt Reginald, Wallace, Edgington III.
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Daniel's in the building. What's going on on? Benji, what's up, brother? How you been? Long time no see. I'm here for the rails to be optional. The rails are always optional. However, generally, we go with option B. No rails needed.
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We broke our garage in the building. What's going on, Bubba?
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MoDog says, Wally Neils, Jedi X, Daniel, Ben, Glick, Kay Lee.
00:05:17
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Everybody saying what up there, everybody. and and Man, I do whatever the hell I want. I'm the boss. It's my show. It's my network. I do what I want when I want, how I want.
00:05:28
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Motherfuckers. Off the rails, aka Glick Scream. Hell yeah, Nils. I like that. that's what Is that what you're saying you saying? Yeah, sir. um like it. i'll I like it a lot. ah We don't start fluffing until the dollar dollar bill star, yo.
00:05:47
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Bad feedback? Bad feedback? i don't know why i got feedback. There should be no reason for me to have feedback. Huh? Yeah, I was going to say. Should be reason yet. Well, it does happen sometimes.
00:06:00
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Oh, you know what? Here, let me do this. um There we go. That'll fix someone. Ah, you son of a bitch, you dirty rat whore. I love when StreamYard thinks they know what they're doing.
00:06:12
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These computers, they don't run things. I run things around here. This my show.
00:06:20
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Man, you can't get no prettier when you're this pretty. I'm just saying. Hold on. I'm trying to get through your guys' this comments. So, Boo Manchu, what's going on with you?
00:06:34
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Smash that thumb. Don't smash your thumb, but smash the thumbs up. It was on my settings, so it's your fault. Anywho, sorry for, yeah, it's been a little hot minute since we've been here. We took last weekend off.
Personal Life Updates and New Projects
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Hopefully you guys enjoyed your Valentine's Day with your with your sweeties and your significant others. um We spent the weekend packing. And we went out for dinner. We went out and ate way too much goddamn food.
00:07:02
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And that's what we're doing this weekend. Packing. Because next weekend, a lot of shit going on next weekend and next, not next week, but the following. Like, it all starts next Friday. Like, everything just okay all happens starting next, I guess, technically Saturday.
00:07:20
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Fucking click. I know, right, Chris Technician?
00:07:26
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packing. Yeah, my girlfriend's moving in with me. ah So we've been down here at her place packing the last two weekends. Next weekend, the big, the move happens. and We're moving on Saturday, or she's moving in on Saturday. We have the roast Saturday night, and Sunday night, her and I start our show, and then Monday and Tuesday next week, I have new shows starting on top of Monday and Wednesday, on top of the normal Tuesday show.
00:07:52
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So, God, I wish. God, I wish. I wish, Benj. I wish. Unfortunately, I have at least six more years on my on my sentence left here in Ohio.
00:08:05
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And then I may get paroled. I may get paroled for good behavior in six years. And I can i can leave and I can go down south again. so
00:08:20
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Was that any better? Well, Wally, that might be true. But also true, you're still my bitch.
00:08:30
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So, yeah, it's ah a lot of stuff going on. A lot of stuff happening. But, yeah, we took last weekend off, which was nice. Like I said, Valentine's Day, you know, sometimes you got to spend some time with your sweetie. I know you guys all wanted me to be your Valentine's.
00:08:49
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Unfortunately, you know, don't. said I was told I wasn't allowed to share this week this year so maybe next year you guys. if um What about you? What about you Chris technician? What about you buddy?
00:09:10
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What about you buddy?
00:09:13
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So yeah, man. ah Yeah. I started a new job Monday, so that's that's happening. but So yeah, why not just why not just do a whole bunch of random shit because this is how my brain works.
00:09:24
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and And that reminds me. I have to do intros for three shows this week. I have to find time to get lyrics and create songs.
00:09:38
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Yay.
00:09:42
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So... Which is a lot of work for the laziest guy on the network.
00:09:49
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The guy who never does anything. Probably why you're not funny. Probably why I'm not funny. I should leave the funny to professionals. so Self-proclaimed.
00:10:03
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True. True that. true that Any who's. um really ain't got much talk about. New shows are kicking off in a week. ah Um.
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Move is happening.
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But i't here I'm here to hang out.
00:10:23
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I'm glad you know. Thanks for noticing. i appreciate that, James. I did them just for you, buddy. I hope you like them
00:10:31
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them. Let me go ahead and, oh, I almost almost hit the red button. Never hit the red button when you're when you're alive.
00:10:45
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I have a hoodie on. How can anybody see my man boobs right now? I do have man boobs. I'm going to start working. Oh, that's the other thing that's happening next week. Let's let's start. but Let's move. Let's start three new shows.
00:11:00
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And then let's start going to the gym.
00:11:05
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I don't know. Are you are you sure? this is this is This is my world. My brain is constantly 900 miles an hour, and it's just I have to
00:11:18
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All right. All right. Hey, it's...
00:11:28
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Well, some people aren't so smart, Wally.
00:11:34
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So hopefully I'll get rid of my man boobs here in a few months. i got I got like less than 30 days to be in my my Florida body.
00:11:45
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I guess have my...
00:11:49
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No, i will i will I will happily go down there and and be a shirtless Sasquatch roaming Florida. You're going to be Florida
Valentine's Day Recap
00:11:59
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man. I could be Florida man. It's a very good possibility that I could be a Florida man.
00:12:03
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You're going bring a formal alligator? ah No, I would probably bring home an iguana before I brought home an alligator. And he will not be doing that. I can do a reptile show.
00:12:16
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and Since I'm sealing everybody's thunder, I can do i can do my own reptile show. It'd be me and my iguana. You're not an expert on reptiles. You can't do that show. I would have an iguana. Pete the iguana.
00:12:33
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Cash, you're fired. For what? Oh, Wally said you're fired. You're fired. but What's going on, Jersey? Yoga Night with Glick, coming soon. Yeah, James, we got to get your paperwork so you can leave Canada so you can come down here and we can do the yoga show together because I told you we can only do it if we're in person. like guys one never Downward Ottawa, coming your way. Anywho, so yeah.
00:13:01
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i think it's a month or um like anywho so yeah Yeah, so that's one of the reasons I, not that I'm ever late because I can kind of just start this show whenever I want as long as it's between 7 and 7.59. But I had the studio set up at like 4 or something. I planned on being here on time, but yeah we had to feed the kids and stuff. And then I decided I was buying a new hat. So yeah, keep the new hat, y'all.
00:13:28
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Yeah, fancy, nothing crazy. Just right there, right in your face. Yeah.
00:13:35
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Why did I buy a new hat because I didn't like the one I brought with me? and that was That was all I needed to <unk> Remember a while back you were gonna dude I gotta make them I haven't even
Work-Life Balance: New Job and Podcasting
00:13:50
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started making them yet.
00:13:51
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I will You're not the only one getting a shirt
00:13:57
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I've been a little busy Chris technician If you haven't noticed. So that's on my, that is on my to-do list too. um be Get stuff ordered and and learn to do my heat press. I have some shirts I got to make for Wally.
00:14:13
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um I don't know if he still wants them or not, but I have those shirts as well. like it's just I have everything for that. I just got to do it. So any whoosies, I'm going to go ahead and do this a little early. Why?
00:14:28
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Because it's my show and I do whatever I want i know So there's the link it's Saturday the doors are open Come on in if you want to hang out if you don't don't We'll still like him anyways so yeah Got me all feeling all self-conscious now sit like this all night y'all talking about my man boobs and stuff I'm just going to do this all night, like a little girl.
00:14:58
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Just sit here like this.
00:15:04
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Oh, God. ah you are a ah You are a beautiful soul that has been kissed by an angel, my friend. yeah. era What's the group that you said? No.
00:15:19
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Lifts of an angel. sings us, huh? They made that song about me. They made that about you, huh? did you do to get that song made after you, buddy? and It cost me a couple of thousand dollars.
00:15:37
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and there How's it going, Luke? Thanks for having me up. It's cool, man. How you been? like I'm doing goddamn motherfucking goddamn dandy.
00:15:48
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Are you ready for a Team USA to whoop your Canadian ass tomorrow morning? Oh, I'm getting ready for Elimination Chamber. Elimination Chamber. That's what? next That's next weekend, isn't it? Yeah, next Saturday. Next Saturday is Elimination... Somebody didn't want to do his wrestling show today.
00:16:06
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So, we could have talked about that. But... Apparently, Downhousen is supposed to be the person in the mystery box. i would be i would not be mad at at that. That would be cool.
00:16:22
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pretty sha A little nice, a little evil. A little evil? ah ah Not yet, Wally. Not yet. Not yet, dude.
00:16:34
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Unfortunately, I want to. i fully want.
Casual Conversations on Wrestling and Pop Culture
00:16:37
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I intend to. I watch all your guys' as a show if I don't watch them live. Ground beef, salmon tacos for dinner. This weird combination, Chris Technician. Hey, Foo Manchu. What's up, Foo Manchu? We went to a burger joint.
00:16:52
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A sports bar burger joint. You just sit there like a get show in your bong.
00:17:02
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They might have named that song after you twaddle up, but they named that beer after your mama. Oh, damn. Oh, Moe Dog. You are banned. You are banned,
00:17:18
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MoDog. MoDog has diplomatic immunity. Diplomatic immunity. MoDog's an asshole. MoDog's just an asshole.
00:17:32
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He came right out. he and He went right for the jugular in that one.
00:17:37
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Where is Dick Fiddle at, Wally? don't know where Wally's at. Actually, I got Garver here on the tube of you. He's playing with his lizard. He's playing with his lizard. me Where is Wally? Bye-bye, lizard. He's playing with the trouser snake. He has a bunch of trouser snakes. He likes his reptiles. That's super cute.
00:18:02
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Wally, leave them lizards alone.
00:18:07
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no like we would and we get we had a big I noticed I'm getting go out and then you ah go and the you come down the tree kicked out of more and more groups that are meant to be like promote your podcast promote your internet radio do this do that or let's grow I'm trying to get the Justin Bieber I got the Justin Bieber here kind of yeah Some of these groups are ridiculous. they They're there for their... I need a goddamn haircut. I need a motherfucking haircut.
00:18:45
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You need a lot, my friend.
00:18:51
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You need a lot of help, my friend. but What's buddy? Nails. Hey, James. how nis mother motherfuck ne hey james Good to see you, man
00:19:05
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yeah i gotta Yeah, I gotta watch. it I heard you were talking to shit, by the way. Not you, Nils. We broke garage. I heard you guys were talking shit. Oh. I am growing my hair, but I don't want anymore. I want it gone. I want the motherfucking gone. My hair sweats when I sleep.
00:19:27
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I get sweaty here when I'm sleeping. I'm a little bit of coming, man. I'm a little bit of shit.
00:19:35
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oh it does in summertime it gets warm in the summertime i don't know if you guys were allowed to have summer up there or not swift they don't lot last year we got up to a hundred 110 fahrenheit we got up yeah fair night they need a summer their hockey team sucks what is your Oh, Sunday's going to be a good game, though, for the Olympics. I think it's U.S. s versus Canada for the gold medal. yeah i Literally just five minutes ago, I i said that to you, James.
00:20:16
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I said, are you ready for the big game tomorrow when America whoops your Canadian asses? oh You guys are not going to get the second whooping. We're going to win. It'd be nice to see. Oh, yo, the last game, apparently one of the females got their face cut open by a hockey skate.
00:20:37
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Oh, shit. That'll teach her. Fuck up again.
00:20:44
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All right, Lazy Jedi, I'm out of here. See you guys next week. Lazy Jedi. Pay extra for summer. ah James, you just don't like nobody. You want to you want to ban Sarge? You want to you want to leave? Hey, Niels is on my good list. That's right, yeah. illness I've seen him ride a moose to the grocery store to get beer, so.
00:21:11
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a Thumbs up, buddy.
00:21:15
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Oh, the women...
00:21:18
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See, the women adore me there, Glick. The women adore me. Thank you.
00:21:28
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It's the beard. It's the beard. It's my fancy shirt. It's my fancy shirt. think it's I think it's the... It's definitely the shirt. Holy shit. It's like He-Man. He-Man, Owl.
00:21:44
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Wow.
00:21:47
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I thought it was Cartoon Network at first. yeah Yeah. It's a bunch of... a I want to say... Early 80s, late cartoon.
00:22:02
Speaker
Man, this has been some crazy weather. Yeah, we got spring-like weather here, and now it's supposed to snow tomorrow. Yeah, 60 today, and we're supposed to get like 60. I hope you guys get a shitload of snow.
00:22:18
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It's to that wet fucking snow too, man. It's that heavy shit. It's going to suck. And then it's supposed to get warm again next weekend. It's like, what the hell is going on? Yeah, no, yeah.
00:22:30
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We were looking at the weather for next weekend. Oh, is it a movie? I'm pretty sure it's a TV series. I think it's a TV series that they're putting out there. No, it's a movie. The new He-Man's a movie.
00:22:41
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Oh, it's a movie. Really? I thought they were doing a TV series. No, it's a movie. Well, it actually looks badass. It actually looks pretty badass.
Nostalgic Movie Discussions
00:22:51
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You remember the original one with Dolph Lundgren?
00:22:54
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Yeah, man. ah They fucked up on Skeletor. The Skeletor character ruined it. Oh, he's pretty badass in the original movie. Oh, no, no, no, no. They did a bad job on Skeletor.
00:23:09
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What are you doing, think? He just didn't have that creepy voice, you know, the high-pitched creepy voice like the cartoons did. Till next time, He-Man!
00:23:22
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Until next time. No, I'm actually looking forward to it. I like the Dolph Lundgren one, but Dolph Lundgren also did a Punisher movie back in the day that I really liked too. Yeah, the original Punisher movie. you know Apparently they're also doing a new Thundercats. I think they're supposed to be bringing out a Thundercats. I keep hearing about that, man. They're doing a live-action Thundercats, and it's like, alright, I'm down for that as long as they do Volta. I would be down. I would 100% be down for a live-action Thundercats movie as long as long what's up cory As long as they don't fucking cast The Rock in it, which you know they're going to.
00:23:59
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Yeah. Keep The Rock and fucking Kevin Hart out of that shit. If you smell what The Rock is good. The Rock would be what? Pantharo or Panther or whatever. And Kevin Hart would be that little fat. He's the final. yeah He has to be in every movie. He'd be.
00:24:18
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Kevin Hart would be the little pet. Yeah, tells off he's black. I mean back that's Blake we missed you Thursday night, ma'am Yeah, I know and I was I was actually gonna I told Wally I said man I'm gonna try to pop up in there but I was starting a new job at Monday and I had to do all this online orientation shit and And it was like four and a half, almost five hours worth of shit. So I was doing it Thursday night.
00:24:50
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And I was like, God damn it. lost it was You got to say, though, Johnny Bongs does a better job being the co-host than Wally.
00:25:01
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How drunk is this dude up here? He should the star of the house. He's right there. Yeah, that guy right there. How fucked up are you, dude?
00:25:12
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He's never sober. I don't know. On the scale of 1 to 10, I'm about a 5. You're about a 23? Yeah. All right. and all right and a coploli conts Congrats on the new job, man.
00:25:29
Speaker
hey thank look over chicken check my beers I can handle beers. I can't handle them. Getting back to... Look, I don't know I'm getting old, grumpy, maybe a combination of both.
00:25:43
Speaker
I'm going to say grumpy. i'm going to say grumpy. I don't have patience for stupidity and ignorance, and I sure as hell don't have the patience to work outside any anymore. It comes with the age, man.
00:25:56
Speaker
It's too much for work outside. It comes with the age, trust me. ah Yeah, like... um I want to be back inside taking care of buildings, not doing much. So, yeah, I got nice little gig I'm excited for. Back inside, back doing, you know, the odds and end things that I like to do.
00:26:15
Speaker
oh what's that work So when you start that new job? Monday. evening Nice. Oh, nice. Of course it's going to snow the first of work. Yeah, right. So I'll probably be out there Monday. yeah I'll probably be out there Monday shoveling snow or some dumb shit. I'm like, the fuck? Hopefully this new job pays a little more than your last job.
00:26:35
Speaker
It pays. Yeah, it's not it's not bad. I took a little bit of a pay cut, but I'll be honest with you. I'll take a little bit of pay cut when it comes down to my my mental health. i was getting i was getting very agitated, very frank and it was coming home with me, unfortunately. And I'm sure Kayla was getting tired of listening to me come home and bitch every single day. Let's cheers to your new job. Yeah, man, I feel right. Let's do this.
00:27:06
Speaker
go do that I'm on this for right now. You got get some energy. C4? Oh, man. Was it the Black Cherry one? Either the Tropical or the Black Cherry or the Mango. can't remember which one. I think with the Black Cherry. see well I got addicted to those in the ER when I was working in the ER, man.
00:27:24
Speaker
i said station I was drinking like four of them before noon. What were you drinking? The C4s.
00:27:31
Speaker
the sea fors Oh, C4. I never had those energy drinks. I only had My heart doctor told me not to quit drinking these because literally nothing in them. They have secret sugar.
00:27:45
Speaker
They're actually good for you. Yeah, there's another one comes in a white can. I can't remember the name of It's got a really weird name. I think it starts with a name. those Prime. You're talking about Prime. You're talking about the drink Prime. No, no, no. It's not Prime. it's It starts with a name.
00:27:59
Speaker
I can't remember the name. Whoever gave my channel all the shout out in your comments. ah Thank you. Really what? That would be our girl, Jersey.
00:28:12
Speaker
Yeah. She's your banner. Just banner. She is the is the boss of the chat. i can I can't. First and foremost, I'm not allowed. me give Benji a sub real quick.
00:28:26
Speaker
Bam. He broke around. Cars and pups. Man, I'll tell you what. Speaking of cars. We passed by. It's like my dream. what My dream vehicle. 1951 Chevy Steps. hu You're not coming, Cans.
00:28:46
Speaker
i heard wallie I heard that Wally's supposed to be bringing you a Jeep for the Rough Truck. I actually took the light off early this morning. We're actually going to do a little collaboration for our two channels. I'm going to help sponsor him do some stuff on that Jeep.
00:29:01
Speaker
Nice. We're going to help him out a little bit. Oh, you're going to help out who? Wally with his... I saw one of his videos. He's supposed to tear a car up or something. We're going to help him out. We've got enough projects sitting around here. We figured we might as well add one more.
00:29:23
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Fuck you. I do not take and you. shows. Yeah. that's that's that's like that's like me ah you know with everything that's going on and i'm like i'm going to start three new shows now Wow. We've got we've got our show that we do on Tuesday nights.
00:29:45
Speaker
and then And then, of course, for the last three weeks, we've been on Wally's show every Monday night. And then Thursday, we was on there again. So, yeah, we've been doing plenty of them. But we've got one, two, three, four.
00:30:00
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We've got five project cars in the shop right now. Oh, nice. Nice. Yeah, and we still don't even have Wally's Jeep here yet. so That'll be a good stream. Great times. Yeah, Wally was telling me, you guys, we were talking yesterday that you guys were wanting to get together every once in a while. Oh, shit, you're actually in a garage. i didn't know that.
00:30:22
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He was saying that you guys wanted to get together and do a show, and he was asking me if it'd be cool if you guys did it like on here, you know like garage talk or shop talk or whatever. I'm like, okay, absolutely, dude.
00:30:32
Speaker
Yeah, that's i do I do my shop talk every Tuesday night. Oh, you were talking about moving? Yeah. No, no, no. I was going to ask you, is that at your house or are you actually at your work?
00:30:47
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ah No, this is my personal shop. This is where we work. all You got a nice little size building. I've been trying to get Glick to move down here, man. I was like, I could definitely land you a good job here.
00:30:58
Speaker
Where are you at? You know where I'm at. I'm across the river from you. He's on top of the mountain. I'm in Mothmanville. I don't know. I don't know. I got...
00:31:09
Speaker
Dude, when leave Ohio, I'm going back down south when I leave Ohio. West Virginia. I'm already closing up as it is right now. That's where all my family's from. Country, bro.
00:31:24
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All my family's from like Sistersville and Ellenboro, Pennsboro. yeah North of Parkersburg. Yep.
00:31:33
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Old P-Town. P-Berg. Oh, YouTube channel shout out. Yeah. What do you have to do for that? What? For that shout out. Yeah. He worked a glory hole for me. What do you have to do for the YouTube channel? Kayla wants to know.
00:31:53
Speaker
Yeah, i'll be up in ah I'll be up in Columbus in August for a concert. Nice. Nice. And then, like I told Sarge, we'll be at a – man, you've got to check out, too. We'll be at Bourbon and Beyond in September. We're getting a – my wife's sister is getting a B&B for us to stay in for the weekend.
00:32:12
Speaker
Where is it at? What is it? Bourbon and Beyond in Louisville. Oh, down in Louisville. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I met Dave Brown last year when I was there that Saturday. He's a pretty cool cat, man. He's really good guy.
00:32:25
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But, yeah, they've got a badass venue, badass lineup this year. have They just released the lineup last Wednesday, this past Wednesday. so it's like, hell yeah. We're definitely going again.
00:32:38
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We're counting down days. We're counting down the days for for Florida.
Future Plans and Moving Preparations
00:32:43
Speaker
We're going down there at the end of March. Cannot wait. What part of Florida are you going to, Blake? ah Where are we? go Cape Coral.
00:32:52
Speaker
Oh, just south of where Amber and I lived in. My wife and I lived in Punta Gorda for three years. Okay.
00:33:00
Speaker
Yeah, I've got i got friends and stuff. Hey, the drunk guy's back. yeah he's Now he's over here. don't know what happened. My dog came in my room and my computer went off. Glick, did you mute him?
00:33:15
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No, I didn't. we Your dog came in your room. What'd you do to it? Red Rocket. Red Rocket. mike they even gliitch here now My computer acted up. The dog came in my room and then my computer went off.
00:33:28
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Iron Wolf, can you hear me talking? Yeah, i hear you. We can hear you, Corey. yeah we yeah The other two guys are muted.
00:33:38
Speaker
Hi. It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. I'm out the shower, so excuse me for my grossness. How are you guys? You're not gross. We can smell you from here, Brittany. You're good.
00:33:53
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Definitely gross. You probably could have before I took the shower. Let's be real. How are you guys? That's a weird I could burn any better, I'd be Glick.
00:34:05
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Iron Wolf, the only person I can hear is you. Oh, that's weird. It is weird. All the other three are silent. Testing, testing. Hey, Glick, Corey can't hear anybody else but me. One, two, three. Testies, testies. One, two, three. That might be on Corey's.
00:34:25
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Corey might have to back out and come back in. Yeah. Corey, he said you might have to back out and come back in. i don't know. I don't hear everybody. StreamYard's been messing up a lot lately. Yeah, it was screwing up on Thursday night.
00:34:38
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I probably need to go back to work. I'll keep listening to you guys. You're fucked up, Corey. Appreciate it, Corey. If you want to come back in, I can hear it little bit, dude. Absolutely.
00:34:49
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Yeah, StreamYard's been doing a lot of updates and shit, so like everything's all kind of screwy and walkie. little discombobulated over here yeah twitter painted that's what she said britney how you been i am sick it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it's irrelevant i'm sick i've been downing this shit i am moving to pittsburgh next week no oh yeah it's been a whole fucking process Well, I hope you feel better soon.
00:35:25
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Nobody's ever excited to go to Schittsburg for any reason. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, my family's all are like Ravens fans and they're like, you better not turn into a Steelers fan. It's coming. It's coming.
00:35:40
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No. She'll be watching the Penguins. Flyers and the Caps. Well, Caps and Flyers all day.
00:35:52
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Is Philly and Pittsburgh the same thing? Did you just say, is Philly and Pittsburgh the same thing? Pretty much. They're both giants. He's Canadian. Get them all. Brittany's moving there for the cheesesteaks. James, that's like saying Montreal and Toronto is the same thing.
00:36:12
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That's not going to be right. They're both giant holes that nobody wants to go to. and if you're there i have a lot of opportunities so homo dogs he said schittsburg but why well there are multiple reasons um peer pressure is one of them lady went whichever thats that's um well no i have more opportunities up there um what is that they have a really nice they have a really nice red light district she's going to become a prostitute
00:36:50
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I told her not to tell anyone. Glick. Oh, God. Hey, Glick, I was going to say they don't make change for pennies yet, but they just took away the pennies, so she's fucked. I'm going to drive by the street corner and make it hail and throw change out the window at her. Is that why I keep getting pennies? Damn it. It's going to be all going to Canadian money.
00:37:10
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yeah Joke's on you. I'm going resell them. Some of them like are actually worth something. She's like, bitch, I'll blow you for Bitcoin.
00:37:21
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that so fuck out where you in modov you just catch up get me um Yes, we are. We are together. there That promise on that mymen brandttany best of luck to you girl the wing is back i'd say in enjoyce that's right yes
00:37:47
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what ila yeah Hi, Kayla. I'm the wrong name. Word on your sister? Yes. Or your brother? No, you've heard it on she Oh, Jesus. I have a live audience yeah here.
00:38:08
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So, as I said, we're we're we're packing and preparing. So the kids are down here this weekend with us. oh And everybody's in the, usually I'm back in my back in the bedroom.
00:38:21
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We're in the living room, so all the kids are here. Not all the kids. Both of my kids. all the I make it sound like I got like 20 kids or something. Isn't that all of them? like I have three total.
00:38:37
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Three kids, three fish. My girlfriend. I just took a shower. I got to put on deodorant. Old Spice. I forgot the shirt.
00:38:50
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Yeah, MoDog, I was hoping you were going come up here tonight. i wanted I wanted to ask you how that was going and say congratulations. Welcome back to the world of the working. Hopefully that'll keep you from wandering the regular streets and, you know.
00:39:05
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You started losing mind, man, just sitting there. Well, he's not bringing in a regular paycheck. I get that, man. e'll just up an age and You know, sometimes old people forget where they are and they go wander around out in the cold. and that that fuck No, dog. You better get him back on the 28th. I was only in the YouTube streets one night this week, and that was very, very short, very brief.
00:39:35
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Yeah, I was on last night. I was on Wednesday. That's my job that I don't get paid for. yeah like during the week, youll you won't.
00:39:46
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I don't drink during the week and I won't be on any YouTube. john I'm just too damn tired when we get home from work and they increase production. You don't have to go on YouTube and drink every time, Nils. No, no, I don't. I mean, but I just like, I don't i don't even get on YouTube. My time.
00:40:05
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um time Yeah, I'll kill you. I don't know. got to make another drink. head like He's on one tonight, so probably not a bad thing. Quantitual was on one tonight. yeah Now, um and i I had a guest that didn't show Tuesday, so I did a brief real quick show, and then that's all i've done this week.
00:40:32
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Real wise. I've done other shit. and As far as live, being and live. was in the hallway you kept So i explained, I don't know if I should have or not, but I explained that I'm going to be moving to Fridays with snot.
00:40:54
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Oh, no. am i See, this... it's it's only It's only been announced multiple times. and we didnt and I haven't been around because I've been moving.
00:41:06
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we did an entire show about the new show. there Well, that's... It's out there. It's there. You're out there. fucking she going back and i can't wait until the dude. I'm a You're not going to do anything. You're going to get embarrassed. why wouldt you just you do um You're be embarrassed because I'm not even going to show up because you're not even worth it.
00:41:33
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Good deal, Brent. Good deal. Don't show up. That would suck so bad. will be there. I'm sure will be there. be there. Kevin will be there.
00:41:52
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sure wally will pop in and there'll be another there the one shot i will be there it'll it'll ah It'll be done and done right.
00:42:04
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ah Replay crew. I know, that's me. i am I am the king of the replay crew jersey. It's so hard to watch everybody's shows all live all the time because although I'm not doing my own show. And then usually I got things going on at the house or, you know, whatever.
00:42:22
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So I always replay. got to get better at commenting now. Like when I watch the replays. ah But I want to comment on the content and then that's like kind of pointless. Because not everybody responds. I just want to like throw in like a hashtag replay.
00:42:39
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March 20th. Saturday. Next Saturday. Wait. Saturday? Next Saturday night. like
00:42:50
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No. February. Next Saturday night.
00:42:55
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So next Sunday night is the roast, and then Sunday night or Sunday evening, Kayla and I will be doing our new show. Then Monday I'll be doing a new show, and then Tuesday I'll be doing my regular show, and then Wednesday I'll be doing a ah new show. And then Wally said, look, I need you to take Thursdays and Fridays off. And I said, oh, Okay.
00:43:21
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And then Saturdays. So I can potentially, ah ah some Saturdays I'll be doing two shows and then some Sundays I'll be doing two shows. Finally, somebody interesting.
00:43:36
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um
00:43:40
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All right. Here we I'm the most interesting man in the world. Yep. I don't give a broy what up. up, What's up, what's up? What's crack-a-lacking to me? Oh, Broccoli, I thought you said Broccoli. I was like, the fuck?
00:43:53
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I've seen you join the Bloods since we last seen you. What up, Blood? What's up? How's everybody doing? You're wearing the wrong color in these streets.
00:44:06
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so Please. Rep your set, dog. Rep your set.
00:44:15
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and just came back from a convention. You know, John Cena was out here. He came out here and did a little meet and greet. Oh, is that you're wearing this shirt? Yeah, but you can't see him. I know. That's what I was going to say.
00:44:25
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Yeah, that's the only difference. No, Rocky just got the studio stuff set Oh, you got the studio set up, don't you? Like, like set up, set up. I'm still working on it, man. that so you that great You got your checkerboard on the wall.
00:44:41
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I've been at that. I've been yeah. Don't follow Rock Lee on YouTube. Whatever you do, don't follow Rock Lee on YouTube. I love me some checker print. Especially if you have a girlfriend, do not follow Rock Lee on YouTube.
00:45:00
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He's like, I'll change your religion. and random you like be like Give me some Rock Lee singing videos up real quick. that said Same thing goes to kiss for Kissing Lilith. I get requests for Kissing Lilith and Rock Lee all the time in my house. I'm like, I'm just fucking chopped liver over here. yeah Let's get Britney singing on here.
00:45:25
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I'm sick right now. She sings right now, man. She's about the shower and the water shuts
00:45:37
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No, absolutely. I'm just kidding. Yes, please fucking follow Rocky. He's amazing. He's my little brother. You guys see the family resemblance?
00:45:49
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Little side-by-side action. Little family resemblance. Yeah, man. It's the beard. It's definitely the beard. yeah you he's He's a mini-squatch. He hasn't reached his full Sasquatch potential yet.
00:46:04
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We're going to call him Rock Squatch. Rock Squatch. Glick Squatch, Rock Squatch.
Dreams of Nomadic Lifestyle
00:46:08
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Glick Squatch, Rock Squatch. Glick Squatch, Rock Squatch. Glick's got a little better tan, though. Sarge. I am definitely the older, darker brother. here There's always one, man. There's always one that's midnight.
00:46:29
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Fucking light-skinned brothers, man. The question is, which one's better looking? Oh, that's rocky all day. I'll go Glick, man. I'm going to Glick. I got two things going for me. Can we just stop being gay for a second?
00:46:44
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Oh, wow The signal comes out of the hill. I gave you this the one second, but I'm going to back to talking about good Glick looks. medical yeah Identical
00:46:58
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of Yeah, Rocky, what are you doing next Saturday? The Roast of Glick is next Saturday. Oh, I'm coming. Don't you worry about that. I'll be there. I have full intention of being in there for that. Shut up, Brittany. Because the old saying, if you want something done, you got to do it right. well I hope I can be there, but that's like the day that I'm going. Brittany, you need to be there. that you have to be there for the Roast of Glick. Come on, girl. Kayla's moving, too.
00:47:28
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Damn, everybody's moving. yeah Moving up to Pittsburgh. hope I mean, I should be there by that time. who is the latest i have all these jokes that I've been fucking writing down and all these fucking roasts that I want to say right now, but I'm saving them. like yeah Yeah, no spoilers.
00:47:46
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Yeah. I have so many. like I'm not even going to give you the time to look at them, but I got them. yeah man it's hard It's hard, man. We're brothers, but it's really hard for me to roast Glick.
00:48:00
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ivan It is kind of difficult. No, it's not. It's not. It's actually really easy. But the thing is, Glick, you already know like some of the stuff that we're going to say, but we're still going to fucking say that. know, because I already put everything... You do not. Don't try and take credit for our motherfucking jokes. I make fun of myself all the time.
00:48:26
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Yeah, he's going to capitalize on that. Guaranteed. Oh, for sure. There's an opportunity. i Oh, hell, here comes the oh there is What's going on, Bubba?
00:48:40
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Oh, what thing is? Yeah, I was just saying, everything's already out there. it's And I make fun of myself constantly. but Yeah, it's hideous years. How are you feeling about the roast, Glickman? How are you feeling, man? You nervous at all?
00:48:55
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hello Me? yes No, I'm not nervous at all. This is only the fucking fifth time I've tried to do this shit.
00:49:02
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That's true. i am kind of glad that we didn't do it on New Year's Eve because there weren't enough people there to roast you. It wouldn't have made no sense to do it. it's it's It'll be done right here.
00:49:14
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It'll be done right on the show. Or better. Right and or better. Doing it on the show, so. Plus, like I really got a really goofball-ass comedian that's going to be the roast master for the night.
00:49:31
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no That's going to be cool. A very good friend of mine. and There's ATS. What's going on, everybody? so You ready to get roasted? roast master slash host for it. I mean, it's only gonna be a couple hours. We're not going to go the full six hours. Oh, man, that's just Brittany said it's just six hours. bragie don't Don't forget to include the Eddie Munster hairline he's got going on. but That's been a joke my whole life. with that in the notes Even before I even knew, even before I knew who Eddie Munster was, my grandpa used to make fun of me for that shit. No shit.
00:50:07
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Yeah. That's pretty bad when Grandpa starts to roast you. Yeah, we are. Next Saturday. Oh, dude. I grew up in Thunderdome, man.
00:50:20
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i that's You had to be quick. You had to be ready for it. You had to have a tough skin. Kayla gets on me because I fuck with the kids constantly, but they fuck with me right back. And she's like, would you stop? And I'm like, no. this is Oh, yeah, man. During the 2008-2009 crash, they caught me, went to shit and everything, and We were going over to my parents.
00:50:42
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Kids were in the backseat. We were all quiet. Molderson said, what's what's wrong? You guys OK? And I said, well, you know, You guys know that you you've seen on TV, the economy's not doing too good and stuff, and times are hard, so we have to sell one of you. So we'll let you guys draw straws tonight to figure out which one it was. started crying.
00:51:01
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It's like, no, we're not doing that. We're not going to do that with guys. Oh, man, I want to follow through, man. my My middle daughter will do drive-by shit talking.
00:51:12
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So just come downstairs from a room in passing, say some goofy shit, and then go about her business. yes she gets you I did tell my oldest son when he turned 18, I was like, you know, when you graduate and you turn 18, you got to take a rite of passage and move the shit and you know move your shit out. You got to get the hell out of the house.
00:51:27
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Came home that night of his birthday and he started packing all of his stuff. was like, what are you doing? He told me I had to leave. And I was like, you're good, man. As I told my oldest one, when she turned 18, I was serving her an eviction notice for her birthday. Yeah.
00:51:44
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so my wife You guys are nice, man. I mean that shit. My wife a few years ago. We believe you. We believe you, Rock Lee. Every month since the kids are toddlers, my wife and I go on date night. We go to Alabama.
00:52:01
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yeah we'veve weve We've done it every month. and so Last month, she's like, hey, you want to go out on date night? before and I completely forgot we hadn't gone on date night all January. so i was like I don't date married women.
00:52:14
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And she's like, I'm your And was like, no exceptions. know No, ah yeah, we are. We are. mo dog I am moving Kayla next Saturday. So we'll be done. We'll be done early. We don't got a lot to do. We've been working the last couple weekends, but Rocky, let's be honest. If you did have any kids out there, we all know you left to go get a gallon of milk and a pack of new ports and never come back. Yeah. yeah You know, um I don't know, man. I probably do. To be fair. I don't know. Yeah. The kids get nervous every time I go to the store. They're going to get pack of cigarettes. right here
00:52:48
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yeah I didn't use the excuse. Goddamn white baby is that? That's a good movie, man.
00:53:00
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a That was a good movie. That was. Yeah. Next Saturday is going to be wild. It's going to be a very busy, very hectic day, but we've done a good job of getting stuff prepared.
00:53:15
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We'll literally get up Saturday morning and Load the U-Haul up and get the flock out of here. and i have the Let's just get everything in the house and then we'll figure out what happens to it. Why are we doing the same thing on the same day? How far do you have to drive with the U-Haul?
00:53:29
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An hour, hour and a half. that's not that bad I have to go like six fucking hours. Bro, hope you're not moving Athens. Shit. No, no, no. I live in central Ohio. She's moving in with me. Yeah, because my mom is born in 80 parts.
00:53:44
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I'm happy for you guys. you guys i don't know if you're going north or south. or you I'm not moving. Kayla's moving. She's moving. oh we will We will be moving here again here and a few months. we We'll probably stay in the town we're in.
00:53:58
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We just need to buy you an RV. That's what I fucking want, dude.
00:54:05
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i've I've joked around that when the kids when the kids are older, you know once I'm rich and famous, I'll absolutely buy an RV and just just travel. I want to like a school bus and like redo the whole inside to make lucky work. I want to buy an RV that's already done. Nah, Brittany, that's a vibe, dude. That is such a f freaking vibe. I've wanted to do something like that too. Yeah. buy like a and you know like a bus, ah like one of the older buses, and then renovate the whole thing. and so Yeah, renovate the whole fucking thing. I can totally do that. I'm getting ready to sell it to a friend down in the island. That was the whole plan is Angie and I were going to get on a boat and just sail and I going to back home. and That's cool too. Out of the med and stuff like that, but the grandbaby, it would absolutely crush her.
00:54:52
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The grandkids. so it's like We can't do that. so I'm selling the boat to a friend of mine for a good price down there. yeah No, I mean, I figured that would be really cool. yeah if If if I had a job like where I work from home or something like that and I could I could do that, that would be awesome. Get in. art and And like I said, I'm lazy. I'll buy an RV already done up. It'll probably be at the end of the day, it would probably be cheaper to buy an RV than to buy an old van and renovate it and do all that stuff. And yeah, not that I can't do that stuff. I can. It's just ah you look at the grand scheme of things, it's probably cheaper. actually actually It's actually cheaper to buy the school bus and renovate it yourself because of RVs and RVs go for six figures.
00:55:39
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yeah Okay. fine So you're looking at good used one. i don't like yeah I'll get one of them like little calendar or whatever. It would just be Kayla and I. don't need some big monstrous fucking tour bus type thing. that You know? Yeah, you do. You're fucking huge, bro.
00:55:59
Speaker
<unk> that big I mean, I'm big, but that big I just need a place to lay my head at night. That's right. He's a dog, man. He can sleep anywhere. Yeah, to say, I used to live in the forest. He still does, man. That's where he's moving for Kayla, dude. Every once a while, I give her little kiss on the forehead tell her I'm going back to my roots and go spend the night in the woods across the street.
00:56:26
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Sleep on a tree branch. Yeah. to Lead it up against a tree, snacking on a deer that I just caught. Yeah. yeah
00:56:38
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So the big foot of NERC. Big foot of NERC. you It is Saturday, so. So where's your other medicine at, Brittany?
00:56:50
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There you go. That's my girl. Is water? It's Saturday. Is that water? these are Yes, it is. It is 100% water. oh my God. I've never seen you You're going to die if you drink that.
00:57:04
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aware. na I've never seen you drink water. Stay hydrated, folks. heard it first some all people not to Water and vodka, man. There you go. What are you drinking, Rock?
00:57:17
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um I'm drinking Black Butte Porter. Oh, Porter, good choice. Black Butte, huh? I'm loving my Porters lately, man.
00:57:29
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so they're like Yeah, it's motor oil. Yeah. yeah yo He likes them thick. Okay. The three C's thick. I like my women thick, not my beard. I mean, that's basically kind of the underhanding comment that I was making out of that. But, cool.
00:57:50
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You don't have to explain the joke. When they did that whole Venezuela raid, man, the comments were hilarious. People were like, did anybody check on a thick Latina woman?
00:58:05
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One of my buddies yesterday put on Facebook, he was like, I'm going to join ICE just so I can save a fat booty Latina. Let's go. let's go you know that All that sounds fun in theory theory, but Latino women are crazy.
00:58:23
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nobody They are. Yeah, they are. yeah yeah my dad's why But, man, i was always fucking full when I dated my two exes ago. I was always fed. They took care they fixed my car. for like but yo I'm just saying, like that's not even going on. Where was she from? because Different Latinos are different Latinos. because yeah mostly my My dad's from Ecuador. They can't make food for shit. yeah
00:58:54
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She was from a Tijuana. Did she have a dick? you want rocky rocky if you want to rocky Rocky, if you want to stay fed and keep your belly full, you just get you a good country girl. Yeah. yeah where we're One from Puerto Rico. Those are crazy. I worked with a Puerto Rican nurse. I was going to say, Puerto Ricans are crazy in general. and of yeah yeah Yeah, she was cool shit, but man, crazy in hell. She didn't take shit from anything or anybody.
00:59:22
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I used to bounce in a good Cambodian woman. Thank you, Koma. Actually, most of them Cambodian women come with dick. With a dick.
00:59:34
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No, they don't. Yeah, we don't.
00:59:41
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Well, the thing is... I see what you did there. yeah ah No, yeah, years ago when I used to bounce, one of my bartenders at one of the clubs I worked at, little puerto rican chick and her husband was puerto rican they were both crazy as all get out but she had a reputation for stabbing people yeah i can believe that yeah yeah yeah she she had an absolute that it happened on more than a handful of occasions where somebody would get a little bit too loud maybe somebody got a little too handsy and
01:00:14
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Next thing I know, there's a fork in a hand. There's a fork in an arm. you know There's a knife in a hand. Stop stabbing people. Yeah, I used to joke with that nurse, man. i was like, you're going a Netflix special next year if you don't calm down. This is from a knife.
01:00:29
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Yeah. Just stab yourself. I've stabbed seven times, shot once. I'd rather get stabbed again. Seven times? Which one do think I have? loved the fight when I was younger. Loved it.
01:00:42
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i'll just I'm curious. Go ahead and turn this into the Russell Rock. Yes. Which one do you think, Glick? You go first. I've had one of those. I've been either shot or stabbed before. Which one is it? Oh, you've been shot. no I mean stabbed. little beat when i beat you All right, Kayla. I hear you in the background. You might as well chime in, too. Rocky's either been shot or stabbed.
01:01:07
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i say not I said he's been stabbed. Stabbed. his he we run what we bro compton oh he's the dog die yeah He's from Utah. He's Mormon.
01:01:23
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Fuck you. I never had a bicycle growing up. He's like, I wish I was Mormon. I could have more than one woman. Fuck yeah, dude.
01:01:36
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He can barely handle one. He doesn't need any more.
01:01:41
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Hey, hey. Those of you who are listeners of the network, go back four episodes and then come back to the studio. Showing up 3 o'clock in the morning throwing rocks at his window. He said, I'm not scared of shit, man. I've been to the fair twice in Santa Monica once.
01:02:00
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You've been shot and or stabbed. it's no what are you you've been shoted you been shot in or stabbed whats what's What's the verdict? yeah i got what's theno I got stabbed. I only wanted to know who thought that I got shot because I could call him racist. yeah i knew i think i got Why you think I just automatically got shot, Brittany? You have a certain tint to you oh oh And then that area, you know, it's probably not. Yeah, we're not going there. The reason why I said Sean is because you said you were from Compton.
01:02:37
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That's why I said it too. That's why I said it. You said it before. you I know I did. I know I But then you said Compton, and then I was like, Well, yeah. he even ever been he raised that no He was shot and he was holding a weapon too, so it was necessary. they it like yeah Maybe 30 years ago shot, maybe, but man, bullets are expensive these days, so everybody can get a $5 knife from 7-Eleven.
01:03:04
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yeah Yeah, man. It was actually one of the you know those kitchen stats, how they come in. um i work on version I was. too Oh, shit. Here we go. but rocky rocky ha and doing know yeah I wish that statement was true today. Because bullets are so expensive.
01:03:23
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you know I wish that statement was so true. But it's not. It's not. You could buy Reloadeds for cheap too. That's a Kid Rock or Chris Rock bit. you just trying and every bullet I won't speak on that too much. because i don't want No innocent bystanders. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, now we got the darkest man up in here. Lazy Jedi.
01:03:54
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Woo! Woo! Can't even see him. Shut up, Brittany. Nobody asked you. Jedi, you're beautiful. Don't listen to them, sons of bitches.
01:04:05
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I miss you, lazy Jedi. You send me the the link sometimes and I'm just like, I've been moving. i'm She's too good for you, sir. I know. I picked up on that already. Jedi, man, um you're so cool. I let you swim in my pool. i got i got a Whoa. at the Apollo?
01:04:23
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oh shit
01:04:27
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played at the apppo he I showed up. I showed up for your show. It went. I'm sending invites to join.
01:04:41
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you were so busy I dropped the link. I dropped the link. You were so busy talking. You completely ignored the fact that I was there. I was there for all. Well, i ended up enjoying the show. don't think he ignores it. He's just like too gone. was like 45 minutes waiting for him to bring me up. 45 fucking minutes. No, we dropped the link earlier than that usually.
01:05:06
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rock meeting rocky i'm not I'm not saying they are or they aren't. Oh, Glick, you shut your whore mouth. I know what you're about to say. I don't know you ever noticed, but they only allow us to go ahead and say color of individuals. out of your show And the one guy that may or may not be of a different color, he's not even allowed to turn his camera on.
01:05:30
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Oh, wow. Yeah. Jeddah gets trapped in an avalanche. He's fucked. They'll never find him. so relax we will really i don't get it I don't understand why I got the invite, man. yeah It was just to make me feel bad.
01:05:43
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um um allowance you were You were pretty fucked up, too, Jeddah. I'll see y'all next Saturday. good oh night hey what's a good show though iin't go alive what's a good show Wait, wait, are you talking about last night? What time did you join in? Because and definitely no night last week Oh, okay. That's when you invited me. invited me from last week, and I showed up, and I stayed there 45 minutes sending requests after requests. I was like, this dude has forgotten me completely, and you don't read any of your comments. you just i don't even know how okay I don't even know how to read, and I can't believe you assume I could. Okay? yeah some racist i'm like i I'm in your comments i would all pay the homeschool, kids. Just because I'm light doesn't mean I can read. okay
01:06:36
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Exactly. The Lazy Shaman Show hates the comment section. They hate their live viewers. And they love Canadians. Why do you even have a podcast? like That's the thing, man. You either love the panel and hate the comments. I was excited, bro. You know what? I'll say this. It was still a great show. well I appreciate that. It was a good show. You guys are entertaining. Even the Shaman doesn't show his face.
01:07:01
Speaker
I know. he He gets shit every single week for that. That's why I yelled him like, bro, if you're going to show your face, you better at least read the goddamn comments because I'm busy showing my face. they hey um mean i did I did love the Bruce Lee motivational video today.
01:07:15
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i Shaman's actually been killing it with shorts. He's got a lot of good ones that he hasn't even uploaded yet. Oh, man. Yeah, he's spot on with that. Cheers. Unfortunately, you know my weakness, my experience with you, Jedi. I have to say that the and still and champion of basketball another dream of of a podcast is have to go so let's say this man glick right here oh you the and yes yes yes You're welcome. You know want to give him a pointy hat so he looks like a garden man. You know what, Rock? This is not racial, but quit brown nosing i already got one roll this is possible when i can get any darker stay the thing kind of re he said to web best shit filter third white It just doesn't work. just like foundation.
01:08:17
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ah rock next week i'm bringing your coming on panel because you i will any any last week i know but i i i didn't know good man i'll come up bell com saying man journey to apologize you know I'm not apologizing. I'm not I'm saying I'm going to make it right. That's different.
01:08:41
Speaker
All right, we'll see you, man. Still raining. Defending. He has zero faith. He has zero faith in the honky race right now. Holy shit, man. He let me down.
01:08:53
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g Lick doesn't count, man. He doesn't count. He's a Sasquatch. He's his own thing. He's his own creature. yeah because like i The Jedi baby picture.
01:09:05
Speaker
houses From MoDog. Oh, are you talking about that? Crazy. I've
01:09:12
Speaker
Oh, great. Everybody's got pictures of me. Scotto's not even here yet. i I was sitting there. Scotto's been popping off on the... You know, I love my chatter's box here, and we pay attention to the chatter's box here on Nonsensical Nonsense. So I see when they chat to us. and Yeah, it's a lot easier when you got three people chatting, okay? Oh, my God. Pew, pew. Pew.
01:09:43
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Well, you know, um yeah I've also made it clear I don't allow certain types of individuals. Yeah, you don't like the Canucks. I don't like the Canucks. I like James, and that's that's my he's my DEI hire.
01:09:58
Speaker
So I didn't like him. James Ottawa, right? He filled out his application in crayons. Yeah, well, he did. This is true. He also so drew some great pictures on it. He's a little dyslexic and he drive draws some of the letters backwards, but it's fine. Why do I want him to draw a picture with crayons and then get it tattooed?
01:10:21
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family that's great that's That's a terrible idea, Brittany. Okay, but I also have a wrist tattooed above my knee, so come on. Everybody's got a PFP of me lately. It's driving me insane. There's already too much of me on panel one. It's just me.
01:10:40
Speaker
yeah A DEI volunteer that nobody asked to volunteer, but yeah, he's here. Don't make yourself so easy, Jedi. If you ever ask your job, who's our DEI volunteer or hire, and they say no one, then it's you.
01:10:58
Speaker
I'm going to umm gonna tell you right now, there's a good one of there's no one of my pigment in my company. At all. and We have six branches. Not one. All the way down to tech, janitor. No one.
01:11:14
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Zero. So I was pretty clear i was pretty sure. i asked HR just point blank. Calm down, Brittany. Jesus. like Hey, man. Am I am i the DEI hire? They were like, we don't have one of those. And I was like, okay. okay And by the way, but by the way, Rock, your your PFP is completely outdated, okay?
01:11:37
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like they're like oh Oh yeah, that's true. And I like the original. The nothing left to the imagination. I've upgraded my wardrobe since then.
01:11:58
Speaker
Which one do you have, Glick? Because I know this has gone through phases, really. now i don't think i I don't have any of them. It's gotten so much worse with all the other PFCs. I don't need those because Lazy and I have a Lazy Glicks OnlyFans page. so Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true, that's true. Make sure they never send that to me.
01:12:20
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By the way, Glick, I was thinking about branching out on our OnlyFans. We can have Sasquatch and Lazy getting crazy.
01:12:29
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That sounds pretty dope. Thanks, Jersey. i appreciate that. We like the original Jedi. you know Yeah, that's that's like ah that's like some nice marketing right there. you getting cream I'm just saying, like for for the premium package, they can get access to the Sasquatch and Lazy Getting Crazy. See what I'm saying here? We'll talk about it. OnlyFans Plus. It needs a new yacht.
01:12:56
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like you guys so We got some new revenue streams coming ahead of us. I need a new yacht for my Glavy. Absolutely. me Only the accessory is the ball.
01:13:08
Speaker
i think I just want to know why Jedi is so hung in rocks. a You know what?
01:13:21
Speaker
Okay, you know what, Modog, if you play your cards right, Lick and I will let you take the promo pictures for us on our new channel. god Oh. Who's that handsome devil?
01:13:33
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Yeah. yeah it's my I have to convert it to try to get my screen. Who's that handsome devil, right? that Lick? man, what do you mean?
01:13:45
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No, that's what that's what Rock stapled to his application so they'd hire him. They didn't know they hiring a black dude. man What do you mean, what do I mean? I've never seen him like that. I've only met him in the last year. i didn't know. that's yeah I was... You were okay looking. What happened?
01:14:03
Speaker
Oh my god. Save it for the roast. He went from okay to great. okay That's what happened. He had his blow up. You have to go over here and suck his dick because you're on his network right now. He does what he means that. he means We do that on the OnlyFans, Brittany. Why don't you subscribe?
01:14:20
Speaker
Because you don't deserve my lack of money. You mean you can't afford it. Okay, we get Yes, that is exactly what I mean. That's cute. Look at his dyed beard. Somebody take that and do something with it. I want to see what Scott was going to do with that. Oh, my gosh. You just gave me so many ideas. Oh, my God.
01:14:50
Speaker
I'll leave that. The Blair Witch Project already happened, Brittany. I did when that night did that that happened. I was like, yep, that's getting clipped. I actually went back because the screenshot that I took of it was blurry. It just didn't work. But went back and watched the show, which you guys can do on Spotify, too.
01:15:14
Speaker
You can back and listen any of the shows so you can catch up on all the nonsense bullcrap. Nils, are you in a rocking chair right now? yeah we're love I'm so jealous. I love a good rocking chair, bro. oh man that's not I just rock my thoughts out. You know what I'm saying? I make a cup of coffee and sit out here in this chair for like 30 minutes. You eat some pancakes and just rock in their fucking rocking chairs. yeah you can Oh, shit. We got Bradley in the building. Hell yeah. do just realizes What? Bradley. Cheers, man.
01:15:49
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that's my tearness it Just like his pants, we seen him, but we didn't acknowledge him. My chair has strings on it. It's a rock and roll chair. There go.
01:16:01
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That makes sense. Nice. That's okay. It's Bradley, and we accept him for it. Bradley makes me want to start rocking bucket hats again. Yeah. oh I kind of want to. I don't think I can pull it off. But I don't know if I can... I don't I don't think anybody can other than Bradley he's like the O'Van with the mullet you're out that's only only the O'Van can really pull it off
01:16:32
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I'm not only a Client I'm the president. Yeah, yeah, I rocked a bucket hat people would be like oh you get a Home Depot at least once a day Do you have at least like a fishing hook like on it?
01:16:47
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It's a Kangoo. It's a furry hat. It's the color of my... Can I bring him up? Whoa, that's badass. Whoa, that's actually legit. Holy shit, dude. And he's doing the duck face too. Dude, I think I've seen that on Mass Effect. That's badass.
Hat Discussions and Fashion Preferences
01:17:04
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and then burn That is actually a really sweet hat, dude. I saw it. I had to get it. was like, that's the coolest coat of old cat. and mc I didn't even know people still sold them. I thought you made your own bucket hats.
01:17:17
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i People like Amazon. get one for g glu That's like the coolest hat I have. Oh, yeah. I got one of those. that's a i again I want to get one of those hats, Nils. I like those hats. Yeah, my buddy, when he came out...
01:17:30
Speaker
I got my fedora when I feel fedorable. I wasn't i wasn't like sure about this flat cap and stuff. was like, man, I'm not going look good in it But when my buddy from Northern England came over last summer to visit him and his mom, and Drew Universe was here too, and his dad bought me this hat.
01:17:48
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And he's like, here, man. And... mo dog Who randomly buys somebody another hat? that's that's This shit, no kidding, man. Glick, this thing is like more comfortable than a ball cap.
01:17:59
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It's warm in the winter. It's perfect in the summer. It's for two things. What hat is that called, Nils? Flat cap.
01:18:10
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That is a Peaky Blinders fucking hat. For Irish people. Yeah, they're they're called flat caps. like all of the and He told me the the background to it. He said All of like the blue-collar workers in the UK wear these type of hats.
01:18:23
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Dude, I love how all of us are wearing different types of hats right now. Oh, look at that. We got a whole parade of different bullshit going on. britney Brittany. Thank you, Jersey. They're scully caps. Scully caps, yes. I was trying to figure it out. I oh i have a Mulder hat.
01:18:44
Speaker
Mulder hat. shovel and all my redley better that stop around you Get one of these for rock man. The truth is up there. I'm just picturing X-File music after you said that.
01:19:00
Speaker
Yeah. The truth is out there. and I just got all kinds of things. Oh, Brittany. You go, girl.
01:19:11
Speaker
Yeah. Yee-haw! Hey, you know what? I will say this. g click like like um Glick Glick in a cowboy hat? fedora asbo it a man is' not taable by like
01:19:29
Speaker
Yeah. I actually want to get a cowboy hat too. I will give you that. Look at him in a cowboy I feel like he would look good in a cowboy hat. I'm going to take my horse to the old town road. Exactly. Oh my God. Come on my back now, you hear? There you go. Yeah, get on that one.
01:19:51
Speaker
come on my back now you hear here there you go yeah got on I'm going to post this in black hats. yeah wear I wear all different style hats. Most times I'm in a ball cap, but I've got cowboy hats I've worn on the show. got the scully cap.
01:20:08
Speaker
Mo Dog and I wear them a lot on the show. Do you wear a top hat? If I had one, I would. Actually, I got one hat that I wear in the summertime. It's not a cowboy hat, o but it's like a wide brim hat. Does that make sense?
01:20:23
Speaker
I got it when I was out in South Dakota. It's a sombrero. like he doesn He doesn't wear it when ice is around, though. So in Sweden's tradition, if you ever go to Scandinavia, you won't see ball caps. like Nobody wears ball caps.
01:20:39
Speaker
So we wear like flat caps, we'll wear like wide-brimmed hats, and then the wintertime it's beanies. Ball caps. My hat's little fucked up. I knew it.
01:20:51
Speaker
What broke-back mountain hype? I can't quit you. Unfortunately, I'm not at home, so I don't have access to all my all my different hats. No, I'm not at home right now, unfortunately.
01:21:07
Speaker
you have a hat box? No, my hats are all out. Oh, I do. They're all out like you. Don't you have them hanging up? My ball caps are all hanging up.
01:21:20
Speaker
My cowboy dresser. Same with my scully and my fedora. That's weird that I know that. I'm sorry, Brent. Oh, Kayla. Yeah, I got yeah no i i'm kind of yeah i've got all kinds of hats.
01:21:37
Speaker
I like wearing hats.
01:21:40
Speaker
I should be bald by now with the amount of hats. So, if you would say, like what kind of personality are you?
01:21:51
Speaker
What would they be? What are you talking about, Brittany? Okay, if you were to be like put in like a social... what is it that's the If you were a hat, what kind of hat would you be? pair you bradley yeah That was great. That was great. night Yes. If you were a hat, what kind of hat would you be? move Words are hard. yeah Yes, Jersey.
01:22:26
Speaker
Jersey. Oh, that was great, Jersey. I'd like to be a top hat in Ford's theater. ah You look like a hard bottom hat to me. You should definitely know what I'm doing. I'm a bottom hat. yeah Hey,
01:22:50
Speaker
The cat was next to You guys are awesome. I'd be one of the hats to Smurfs wear. Just pure white. Smurfs? it was next to me have a question that is no guys are awesome don wild mercy i'd be one of the hats to smurwa just pureer white um murfs with me It's kind of like the head that Link wears almost. It's like just a kind of flop over head. Yeah, it flops. Link from Zelda. Yeah. no no yeah
01:23:25
Speaker
Well, they're all elves. He's an elf. They're an elf. Well, no. Smurfs are not elves. Smurfs are not elves. Smurfs are not elves. They're like blueberries with a personality. I don't need to see your blue balls, Bradley. Calm down.
01:23:43
Speaker
a smurf. It's smurfing sucks. Hey, Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass? Yeah, lick my ass, bitch. All right. off, Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah. this so I'm not already dead.
01:24:11
Speaker
old cowboy hat. I don't know if that's a cowboy hat or not, but my son said look like Arthur Morgan when I put this on. It looks like an Australian should be wearing that. Bushwhacker. You look like you're walking the ring like this. Bushwhacker. Thank you, man.
01:24:29
Speaker
but yeah This is what I wear in the summertime. Crikey. I got one from back home. I feel like you're working the hoe in the yard. The fucking stingray stung me right in the heart. answer course it wolf for You'll like this one, Glick. We call this Birka.
01:24:47
Speaker
Birka hat from the ancient town of Birka in Sweden. Hold my Birka. bea yeah yeah Oh, my God. I love that hat. I fucking love that. I want it, and they're going to mail it to me. Looks like a ferret's curled her up around your head.
01:25:01
Speaker
No, man. Exactly. That's brilliant. looks so warm, man. ah Very hella warm. You can wear this in a t-shirt and shorts and sandals in the wintertime in the snow. Mother Russia approves.
01:25:13
Speaker
Yeah, it's like what would Santa Claus wore before. know what? I'm bringing him up. who Yeah. Who? The Motherland. So yeah, this is a beer cat.
01:25:26
Speaker
B-I-R-K-A. You can look it up if you want to. So yeah, these are really comfortable. I'll make it and send it to you, Jedi. Are you going to skin a Yeti?
01:25:38
Speaker
I need a Yeti. I am. no The orange squash. I'll make funny. Yeah, we were talking about that. We got rock squash and glick squash and iron squash and brit squash.
01:25:54
Speaker
Now we got baby. And or yeti or Obama as much as those guys. Don't skin glick's cousin, okay? You can, however, skin a Chewbacca if you want because fuck those guys. How dare you?
01:26:09
Speaker
I've got like rabbit holes. so i've got like rabbit for and um our sit they're not like us I've got rabbit fur that I that actually i got one right now in the freezer I need to tan.
01:26:20
Speaker
And so I tell people, I'm like, yeah, this is ah this is a Sasquatch testicle from Canada. That's dope. You wouldn't believe that I'm going to be a good one.
01:26:36
Speaker
But yeah, I can make you one, man. I'll make you one.
School Memories and Anatomy Class
01:26:39
Speaker
okay i'll be waiting for it in the mail Have you ever skinned a cat before? There's more than one way to do it.
01:26:48
Speaker
That was quick. I like that. Wait, why am I on the screen? What the fuck is happening? You've been on the screen, Brittany. I'm the one who just asked everyone on panel if he skinned a cat before. would you not be the one? What?
01:27:05
Speaker
I know I may seem dumb. I know I may seem stupid and blind, whatever. But I took AP Human Anatomy and every Monday we had to dissect cats. Every Monday?
01:27:19
Speaker
Wow. but it's It's fucking Monday. We got to dissect this cat. I'm going you're on my phone vodka and that's your excuse. I'm telling you. And then, well, was the same cat. we had What do you do on Tuesdays?
01:27:35
Speaker
try to survive i don't know one out story guys it's walrus my teacher told me to bring in a towel to wrap them up with the formaldehyde because we had to work on the same cat oh they were still alive while you skinned them yeah but Wow. My towel was a Barbie towel.
01:28:02
Speaker
You guys hear this hello You just stay close to me. You'll be all right. ah They do that because the class anatomy is yeah closest to the human's body other than monkeys. Nils just whisting in its ear. Don't worry. It's not Monday. you have not just let it happen. just sort of have It's not Monday. You're fine. It's not Monday. I have a picture of me with toilet paper up in my nose and cradling the dead cat in my arms.
01:28:36
Speaker
Yeah. it says like virtual file think um oh shit was that meantty shit ah vix i so put on the ammo man so you can possibly get bodies scru that shit on your symptom okay me hide so they had to make her put into zone yeah It is so bad. Sorry, teacher. The dog ate my homework.
Life Experiences and Humor
01:29:03
Speaker
ah It's a dog-eat-cat world out there, teacher. ah like When I got the vid, it like destroyed my sense of smell. and ah so like and and Growing up on a farm, like shit doesn't even bother me now.
01:29:18
Speaker
like Literally, shit doesn't bother me. No, no, no, no. um like There's difference between pig shit and cow shit and stuff like that. Cat shit's the worst. but like I've been around disemboweled people and you know in the R&E MS and shit like that.
01:29:36
Speaker
Bloody people. Disembowelments are bad, especially GI i bleeds fluury bleeds. It bother me. bottle those I was only disemboweled twice. here oh david was already theres about mice I The third time is when you check out though, so you be careful. You only got one punch left on your card. myley was like That was some good-ass fucking but hot wings that night. that hell yeah Can somebody re-embowel me?
01:30:07
Speaker
Stuff it all back in and saw it. He brought himself up. You can't disembowel me. King of confidence. I brought you up because Cash was asking him about his shirt.
01:30:19
Speaker
Oh. Josh, how you doing, man? heard that. I missed the show today. There was no show. He was being a lazy ass and didn't want to do it. Come on, Cash. You got people who depend on you, man. You got fans, man. I'm trying to tune in and watch. can't let the fans down, bro. I just talked about you on Wednesday. And I was like, what? Britney's sick and she's still here, man. She's hardcore.
01:30:42
Speaker
I had some wrestling news that I wanted to talk about. got a wrestling fan here. I'm going to bring it up. John Cena was out here, so I went to a convention this year. Oh, nice. You saw him?
01:30:55
Speaker
He's wearing his fucking shirt right now. You're the first person that's ever seen him. oh the How the hell did you do that? Show the shirt. Hey, Rock, is he really a star of his face? How tall is John Cena?
01:31:08
Speaker
She's not that tall. He's a little taller than me. A little bit. Do you think you could take him? Yeah, I could take him. Weird. I'll beat his ass. like i lot you know like I guess when you watch on TV, you feel like their arms are like this big. Because of the way that the bands are creating. And then you meet them in person. It's almost like, yeah. oh ah not others but he' g it'smer you camera you can tell he that You know what I mean? But it's not like he's that big. I am going to give Glick ah a compliment.
01:31:48
Speaker
Gross. Don't do it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. But he's bigger than what he looks like. can take him.
01:31:59
Speaker
What? What?
01:32:05
Speaker
I'm just talking about height. Is that a compliment? That sounds like an insult. I was waiting for the picture of Rick and Glick to come up, honestly. Rock Lee, stop moving people or I'll smack you full. Look, I ain't moving nobody. I didn't do anything. It's all your fault, Rock.
01:32:21
Speaker
i don't means It's no big secret. um I'm six two and about I'm a big guy. Yo, me next to you is wild. You're like an inch taller than me.
01:32:32
Speaker
What is happening? Who is doing this? don't know. Who's gotten little click happy? Or is it Glick happy? What's going on? Look as much as it is, isn't it? Wally. Wally. Now talk shit. Wally, now you can talk shit. My dad's like 6'5". I'm the smallest in my family, but I'm the fastest and the strongest. so i still like I'm the biggest in my family. so I'm 10 foot tall. I'm the smallest. My father's like 6'5".
01:33:04
Speaker
no shit I think my my dad's half-yielding. What was your question, man? was your question? I don't know. yeah Like I said, 6'3", somewhere in that area, about 290. I don't think I'm that big. i honestly don't think I'm a big guy, but Hey, true story. Glick was 19 pounds, 11 ounces of birth, and then he was 7 pounds, 3 ounces after circumcision.
01:33:33
Speaker
tell you what, though. And he still uses the foreskin as a blanket in the winter.
01:33:41
Speaker
Rainstorms. Damn it, Rock. Get control of your panel. So if you Don't worry about that. Yeah.
01:33:52
Speaker
rainstorms morris ammit rock get control of your panel so if you ever go camp with glick it don't ask about the tar yeah don't worry don't worry about that yeah but i was about just getting The situation is a Star Wars movie. It'd be Phantom of the foreskin. Okay. Also, if you go camping with click you wake up in the morning and your butthole's sore, are you going to tell anybody about it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brittany's going to wrap herself in that foreskin blanket. Keep warm.
01:34:26
Speaker
It'll wrap her like four or five times. She looked like a Tostitos. I want some Tostitos. Which corner, Wally? Chicken and cheese taquito. Which corner do you want some bottom? Wally's calling the shots from the chatter's box like he's in control here. He's like one of those people in the NFL just up in the box just calling plays down. Damn it, Wally. Get your ass up here.
01:34:54
Speaker
but get the he to see you yeah come on up can see on it world I had to go buy my son some ah ah hoodie and some comfy pants yesterday. Some sweatpants. You said comfy That's they're called in my household too. The comfy old.
01:35:22
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he's still hey clickck turn your audio up real quick man you're kind of low yeah your your voice is low that's fine we like it that way comfy pants are no pants at all i just like describe comfy pants or like pajama pants or athletic pants or pants sweatpants yeah yeah i like going without cameras we were we were looking for uh And I said, I can't believe he's 12.
01:35:54
Speaker
I said, I can't believe I'm already in. Then I had to remember when I was 12 years old, I was six foot tall and absolutely shopping in the men's section because at 12 i was already a full-grown man and i know there's some guys on this panel i won't mention jenny and rockley who are not full-size fully grown they stopped growing but you know how totally we gave up on it okay that's all that is man growing is overrated it's not like i did that on purpose i identify it
01:36:31
Speaker
yeah had to get that little over the ball front What's going on sick how you doing brother wild sick how you doing see as you Talking about the hats What hatck would you be i wanted to chime in on it for so yeah um would yeah if you were a hand You're saying we have the same piercing dude you both have your clip here's ah oh he does oh shit was
01:37:12
Speaker
it funny but i thought so it depends does yours does yours wrap around your lip shut up You already know.
01:37:25
Speaker
You already know. Brett's like, this shit's cool until it gets caught out of nut hair. i mean i wish it weren't too cool. Technically, the lip is the lab but labia. Labia manjura.
01:37:39
Speaker
yeah I don't mind if a man doesn't shave because like when I do the deed, I'm flossing at the same time. I forgot you were into dad bods. I'm into... If I'd be a hat, I'd be a scally, you know, by order of the Peaky fucking Blinders. It's nice looking at surface level, but deadly once you get to know it, you know? Yeah, just want to time and enjoy it. He's on a good night, man. They call this the glazed donut.
01:38:12
Speaker
I'm in there working, man. Oh, wow. In the truck.
01:38:21
Speaker
I'm stealing Wi-Fi right now. aren to I found a way to hack Love's internet. but hacking iran Where are you at? Where are you at, Snick? I'm at the border of Illinois and Wisconsin.
01:38:37
Speaker
Bring back some cheese, Bring it back to who? Bring back to who?
01:38:43
Speaker
not that hes help bringing you back some bar wisconsin right william he um ah eat yeah but yeah Dude, get some goddamn cheese is while you're in Wisconsin. That's so good. Hey, it's good for a truck driver because cheese makes you constipated, right? Yeah, that you won't have to shit. That's what coffee's for.
01:39:06
Speaker
No, coffee makes you shit. What are you doing? Coffee, routine, boom. Morning's done. Hey, Nicole. he he i know alternative and signal on On social media, you ask happen the dynamic duo are getting back together next week.
01:39:28
Speaker
Batman Robin? That's a good one. Licking Kevin Hawley?
01:39:37
Speaker
Yeah. ah He sent me a message about ah maybe wanting to get in and roast your ass. I got nothing. i I'm going to leave this alone. Oh, come on. You you can get me.
01:39:49
Speaker
time I don't know what I'm doing that day. yeah If anything, if you can, at least pop into the chat. He'll actually be my first guest on my new show that's coming up next Wednesday. oh What's your new show?
New Projects and Controversies
01:40:04
Speaker
It's another interview show. I'm going to interview comedians. yeah ah man so to meet Coffee with Comedians. Yeah, I know that show, man. i've seen yeah I'm looking forward to it. Coffee with Comedians. Jerry Seinfeld did that, but he had cards in it. that's Hot chocolate on bicycles with comedians. coffee Well, there goes a morning.
01:40:30
Speaker
I'm not qualified to interview comedians because I'm not a comedian. But that's who interviews non-comedians. Because you're a forest dweller. I'm not even... This is how a comedian interviews another comedian. So how'd you get into the business? Same way I did.
01:40:52
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You better be a non-comedian interview comedian. Do you want to go snort a few lines? This interview was short. Yeah. yeah God damn it. Bradley, you can hang out on my show once in a while, bro.
01:41:13
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a You're never there. I'll tell you. I'll tell you, sir. you. The audacity. Whatever, dude, don't care. The audacity.
01:41:27
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I wanted to bring up Brody King. do you guys know Brody King? Anybody know Brody King? why oh yeah kingtown beler Oh, yes. yes. He's got some controversy because he was wearing an Abolish Ice t-shirt and he got the fans to start chanting f Ice and the company did not like that or the big up in the company and I heard that you know he hasn't been on in a while, but it might be hearsay. It might be a bunch of bullshit, but it could be because he's a little controversial and they don't want that being done. you yeah What's up, fuckers? Cheers. watch in sports.
01:42:10
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It's not a sport. It's a show. It's a television show. And these are actors who should be doing exactly what they're doing. sport. not sport. You say whatever you want. a sport. Look at Sarge rocking that flat cap. It's a sport.
01:42:25
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It's a show. Yes, they're doing very athletic things. I'll be right back. I'll make another drink. It's a professional sport. Sure, but fine. But it's also a television show where it's scripted and people aren't themselves. Okay, the NFL. Brody King is not his new name. Are guys talking about wrestling?
01:42:46
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Yeah, sort of. oh sort of that other script and A wrestler brought in politics, his own politics, and I'm saying that it's a show, and unless it it was written for him in some kind of parody or whatever, then it's... No, wasn't. He did that himself. He did that himself.
01:43:03
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That's what I'm saying. you don't but You don't bring it... His name isn't Brody King. It's not his real name. It's a character, and he's portraying a character, and he can't bring in his own politics when it wasn't written into a story.
01:43:16
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I agree. I agree. I agree. i'm not I'm not arguing with you there. Bradley's winning. Bro, I wasn't arguing with you at all.
01:43:29
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You were just trying to say that it is sounding like here i'm um i' gonna a were. i'm gonna I'm going to squash it. The great thing about the great country that we live in is everybody's allowed to have their own opinions.
01:43:43
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Not at your job. You don't have your right opinion right now. You think you're free to vote? You are a Sasquatch. You do not have opinions. When you're at work, you think you have freedom of speech at work? Call your boss a fucking idiot and see how far your freedom of speech goes. Not at work. No, no, your opinion protects you from the law, not from other consequences. If you're really good at your job, you can call your boss an idiot. I've worked for companies before where on a daily basis I called my boss an idiot. Wait, aren't you starting a new job on Monday? I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't do that. I the last job. You left when they told you to leave. left with good graces. Even though we didn't always see eye to eye, my boss didn't call me because was the worst. Nobody can go eye to eye with a Sasquatch quick. You know this. This is true. There are ways to tell people to fuck off without saying fuck off.
01:44:47
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There is. Glick ain't slick. slick. He did call me because he wasn't at the office when I left. And, uh, he, it, it, he was like, you know, I just want to tell you, thank you for your time here. You really appreciated everything you did. And, uh, And I'm glad that you left gracefully. And I said, well, I'm glad that I was able to leave gracefully. And that's when Glick put the safety back on his wife. Speaking of which, there's another example. You don't have all your rights to work. You have the right to bear arms. Try bringing that to work. ain't going to happen. You don't have your rights when you're at work.
01:45:26
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ready Yeah, right? What's up, you guys? What's up, Remy? Who's this guy? no my good Yeah, I got you, Remy. Hold up. He's cooking. I pulled the sound. You're already thinking of me.
01:45:40
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Actually, fuck that. I'm older than him. I'm just going he's my son. Thank you. first First and foremost, I don't have bare arms. I have squatch arms. don't don't never we like here here they still They have the right to bear arms. He's a Sasquatch, so he can rip the arms off a bear. So he has the right to bear arms. I saw about I was watching him earlier, and ah hey ya said my name
01:46:11
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right next to him virtually belief which that's not what What's going on, Brittany? Somebody said her name and she likes it. Brittany. We are the knights who say Brittany. We are now no longer the knights who say Brittany.
01:46:27
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um the
01:46:31
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and like say we are now no longer the knights who say neat ni You guys are all gonna come down to Maryland or over... Between the names, there is a slumbering!
01:46:49
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There's a midget wrestling thing. Stripper midget wrestling thing. Oh, Jedi, we gotta get you in on that. Absolutely. Sign me up. Sign me up immediately.
01:47:00
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I can't watch Midget Wrestling without the Benny Hill theme playing at the same time. I will i will will never go to Pittsburgh again. can see a Penguins game there. That is on my bucket list to go to PPNG.
01:47:17
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Hey, Brittany, what colors do you want for your Birka Hut? No, I swear the Penguins play hockey. PPNG Arena.
01:47:32
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I might go see my reds. Drunk, naked midgets wrestling? I might go for that. don't know if they're naked. Might be entertaining. There might be lotion, too. Bring your own in case. they i mean we should adam Thank you,
01:47:52
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odal they our cards ride with i didn't hear what you said bradley Oh, I said thank you for my next internet search. i get Like that's not already in your fucking Google history. Shut the fuck up, man. Yeah, don't try to fool us. What is this? I never threw in the wrestling.
01:48:11
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That was Kanye, right? the agent to Bradley in the like, this fucking liar. He's been
01:48:24
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Maybe. P.O.' 's in the corner. He's just got his arms crossed. He's shaking his head. i don't know who he thinks he's fooling. No, P. Diddy's squirting baby a little when I'm in the corner. That's what he's doing.
01:48:39
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On the midgets? Yeah. That's like a shit. like You got your ears on, brother. Anytime, man. You're always welcome. He uses half the amount, so he's saving money. I mean, naked midget wrestling would be the most PG thing you could do at a ditty party. That's actually like... First and foremost, it's little person wrestling.
01:49:00
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Stop being offensive. The person is too vague. You don't know if you're talking about a midget, a dwarf, a Filipino. like You just don't know. What the fuck? exactlys all By the way, you are none of them watch your show so nobody's offended.
01:49:17
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And a dwarf? That's a magical mythical creature. That ain't even real. don't believe that you're a dwarf unless you were in the direct possession of a battle axe. Maybe I'm old school. If you haven't been to Narnia, you don't even exist. I didn't have a fear about them. They're just weird, man. They got little sausage fingers and shit. So Angie threatened to get me one. such wasn't Give me a midget stripper. was like, I will fuck kill everybody in that room. Zaddy Scotto?
01:49:44
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Jed, I hate to break it to you, man. That closet you walked out of was not fucking Narnia, dude. This is my fair count. I mean, it did smell like semen in that room after I came out of the closet. I personally don't know what semen smells like, so take your word.
01:50:03
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Are you sterile? No, but I don't smell my own jizz, man. I don't locks over there like it. It's fair. I don't do it like fucking. anyway Why wouldn't you? yeah there' time There's no way to win this argument, Jedi. No way. It's okay to smell your jizz. Don't you want to know if you're sick or not?
01:50:21
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yeah No, that's why you fucking taste it, you fucking convict. Yeah, you didn't like it. I'm silver. No, no. yeah He's not sick, but his cellmate was. Exactly. You taste your jizz like fucking Yukon Cornelius looking for silver go a ah sorryant kidna and do what You ready to get kidnapped in September? I'm always ready to get kidnapped. I'm serious, dude. I'll throw it back in. I'll put it in back chat. I'll throw it up there again in September. Are you watching?
01:50:57
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You're watching. She's got his comment. There's there's a lineup. My sister-in-law is getting a B&B. So, you want to chill out there? I just got to.
01:51:08
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They're called Tiny Dancers. You know, i mean. Tiny Dancers? Yeah, they're called. You're not saying you're wrong? No, I see my wife husband listen if you buy me a major stripper at school, but I'm good at price You gotta bring to say you can stack them on top of each other You stack them on top of each other you still don't have to pay full price and i still take trouble they're likeringle that's something i would do really easy
01:51:41
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you sta my top of each other and you still don't have to pay full price They got a bad ass sign this year, Sarge. but he say you know like hook up um all these they got a badass line up this yearorge so we're, we're, yeah.
01:51:57
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yeah for what what eat what are you doing i missed what you were talking about good and backja it's a bo to be on
01:52:07
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scotto i was just late but christ i check it out I took a screenshot of the entire panel, okay? And I threw it into chat GPT and I said, based on the photo, pick a song for each person's personality.
01:52:22
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Oh no. oh oh Oh man, these are great answers. Okay, so for Glick, it shows... we I hope this is before I came on panel. No, and then one for you too, Sarge. Oh, fuck.
01:52:36
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We will walk you by Queen, strong presence, vibes, egotistical. Feels like he can stomp, clap, and start the show himself. I mean, I do.
01:52:48
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Niles, Niles, yours is sweet child. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's no E in my name. There's no E in my name. Nils. My bad. Like the nine-inch ones?
01:52:58
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Everybody calls me Niles. I'm like, motherfuckers, there's no E in my name. What is British name? Oh, what are you, Frazier's brother, Niles? Nils.
01:53:10
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Sweet child, oh mine, Guns N' Roses. Brittany, you got Bad Guy by Billie Eilish. I'm not bad.
01:53:22
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Don't worry, be happy. by Sarge, you got Eye of the Tiger. yeah Nice go. Yeah, the good eye the good eye of the tiger.
01:53:35
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Yeah. thing it is You got In the End by Linkin Park. He cares. Got Barbie Girl by Aqua. Fucking appropriate. yeah yeah eight wire halfmo I got Lose Yourself by Eminem and Remiel. Remiel. You got Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
01:53:58
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Oh, that's good song. shit. Let's go. want to say Starge Niles. Yeah, man, that's pretty good, actually. That's pretty accurate. i love Leaky Park.
01:54:12
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You said what? I love Leaky Park. I don't know your face, but... you And I don't really know you that well, but Linkin Park is dope. so that I that GBT's is called I Own. yeah With our yeah person have a a chest rock energy The man that loves to tell stories and laugh out loud. That's what it says.
01:54:36
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i'm a bradley boy in a bradley warhouse I hate my fucking life. What is happening? Bradley, yours says high energy, fun, feminine qualities. fire What hell?
01:54:53
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Rock gets Copacabana by Barry Manilow. Her name was Nola. Copacabana. What did mine say, Rock? Just curious. It says, sunglasses, microphone, vintage microphone, confidence, walk-in theme music energy.
01:55:09
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Word. Sunglasses is a trade. I can live with that. you Sarge not only wears his sunglasses at night, but he wears them indoors. Sarge is the type of person who walks the boy bar and everybody turns straight. I
01:55:28
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don't know what made that cross my mind. I was like, I'm going to see if this can do it. bad kind like Bradley, I don't know why I picked that for you. like wait to take a kit like I don't know why either. That's just silly.
01:55:43
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Oh, I know why.
01:55:52
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what's up scorpo murfield was some rock what what did your say for you ah Let me scroll down. Lose yourself. Focus. Centered. Studio. Backdrop. look like it Looks like he's ready to drop bars or make a serious play. Fuck yeah! That's right. like some nerdy B shit right there. I'm down for it. Okay, can I hear mine? Drop some Rock!
01:56:14
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I don't want to be weird, but I'm trying to do it. I am curious. what you I mean, you're way ahead of the curve, so... I'm just hood-up, moody lighting, playful with slightly chaotic grin, dark nope aesthetic with mischievous energy.
01:56:30
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Who was this? eus now That's pretty pretty accurate. Who was this wrong? right huh That was Brittany. yeah knows yeah Yeah, she's like a female Wren, dude.
01:56:43
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What's that? No, it's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. Let me do it. my state There it is. okay I love how Redmi has that preloaded. Can I have a new song?
01:56:59
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Wait, it says Jedi is, don't worry, be happy. He's the chill to the point of Legendary. The main host of the show. The main host? The main host of the show? wow like oh It's talking about when he's sitting on the toilet taking a poop, man.
01:57:19
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I'm the main host of the show. i'll be I'll be honest with you. I don't have a co-host on Saturday night, but if I did, it's it's probably Jenna. It's all of you. is panel.
01:57:31
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it it is it is panel It is the collective. Please make sure you like, share, and subscribe. yeah We are the board. Hit that like button until you break it. you go, Glick. I can't bring it and play it because you will get a copyright hit, but you can look it up.
01:57:50
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Water. Water. water water honor Water. Look, you can see me through the... I... I got any questions. Is that what you're really drinking, Britt? Water? Please don't get me no more... Wait a damn minute. Rock, run it back. What what did it say about me? just... Wait a minute. It said you masturbate to Barbie Girl by Aqua. god true so on
01:58:22
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Something about Freddie Gives Hollywood. It said you didn't finish wiping to come back to hear this. I pitched it off this. just typed something else for you, Bradley, to see what it takes. I'm so lazy. I took a screenshot of the whole panel, and I threw it in the chat GPT, and I told it to pick a song for each person on the panel.
01:58:41
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based off of their personality. And for you, it picked Don't Worry, Be Happy. Damn right. And it says Chill to the point of Legendary, the real host of the show. AI gets me.
01:58:55
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again a tell Do it again until it's picked our stripper name. Yeah. Yeah. yeah want to be rock i was gonna be like Wait, wait, Bradley. Just so you know, i told it to re-pick another name for you or another song for you and it's picked I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. Yes! Yes! Yes! you from the AI acknowledge the story of that?
01:59:19
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Why is Bradley winning in this whole show? Yes, I had check oh for my bucket hat to somebody know my bucket hat Very good remember rally and they you did there. Go you sexy BC for the first time in Bradley's life. He got a W I Mean like We didn't lick him, but he came around and he made himself known. I've always loved Bradley. He's like ToeJam. He grows on you, man. whatever say what's the that I did what said, Sarge. That's your name.
02:00:12
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Wait, what? Say that again. Say that again. up update day pun really Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on one second. Hold on one second. na As you announce these, Remy.
02:00:25
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Yeah, what's you got as he and as he gives us our names, take a second and announce us to stage with our stripper names. on Yes, I like that idea. I like that idea. I wouldn't suggest you do that for my name.
02:00:41
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I wouldn't suggest you do it for my name. yeah we're going up out of we' getting there I might have to take my shirt off for this kid. Tell us what Chad CBC said and then allow... and then allow um Remi, the second to to announce this stage without interruption.
02:01:01
Speaker
All right. Glick, your stripper name is Big Papa Glick. Ew! Boring. And introducing to the stage Big Papa Glick.
02:01:14
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Now it's interesting. Now it's interesting. Remi nailed it. Yours is Thor Lumberjack Long Dick. What? Yes. I'm kidding right now. What the fuck?
02:01:29
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um right now but I'm changing it right now. He doesn't want to say that one. You gotta put it as your screen name, Nils. You gotta fucking hold on. You gotta cherish that. You gotta cherish that one. Cherish.
02:01:47
Speaker
I'm changing my entire fucking YouTube right now. I would be proud of that one, honestly. What was it? Big, what was it Big, lumber, lumber, shagged dick. Tears the
02:02:06
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this close to s slipping into your DM right now. Next time I get pulled over, I'm starting to eat tinder profile at night starting a new Tinder profile night. profile at night.
02:02:19
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occurre wait I can i can't confidently say right now that's going to be the winning fucking name of the panel. He's not going to start a Tinder profile. He's going to start a Timber profile. okay he's under looking and Unless my name is...
02:02:38
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kind um Should I move on? Should I keep going? okay As the co-host, I can say yes. host Yours is Velvet Vandal.
02:02:49
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I don't know why it's that. Britney's Velvet Vandal? Yeah. dora She vandalizes every bedroom she wants.
02:03:03
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Now sliding to the stage, Velvet Vandal. Oh.
02:03:10
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Jedi threatenney it's really good it's overhand bit yeah night jedi yours is zen z e and daddy that's your stripper name yard i'm down for that dady wait who is that for should i
02:03:33
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Meditation pleasure. Zen daddy. I can't wait to. I don't know how I feel about that one. I love it. You don't have to feel anything, Brittany.
02:03:48
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You're supposed to feel one with the universe. Or with his penis, one of the two. Sometimes the escape is not feeling anything. Big lump.
02:04:00
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Major Big Lump? Sounds like I took a shit in my pants, man. characterized goodness on that It says, comes out on stage dripping in oil me to military drums.
02:04:14
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Please do applause with his sunglasses still on. Oh, there you go. That works. one new lead stage They applaud when you leave. Could do without the big dump part.
02:04:26
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rock you yeah got is plot twist we and we We all
02:04:37
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Whose name is Plotless? I didn't want to do it. a big
02:04:56
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so Oh, I forgot. i Hang on. Before you do that, Rock, I forgot to... Fuck you, Scotto. Hey, you know, I second that. Fuck you, Scotto. You know how many goddamn PFPs... Hey, y'all not ganging up on my zaddy, Scotto. What fuck is this? He he pays extra for people gangle up on him.
02:05:16
Speaker
Okay. He pays extra for that. Scotto, if you could change a giant crayon and versus a beer, that'd be perfect. You know what? i don't really appreciate you guys ganging up on my Scotto because i just want to say Scotto, thank you, and I love you. Yeah, because he thinks you're a bad guy. Thank you, and I love you. Shut the fuck up, Glick.
02:05:36
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You know your daddy, Scotto. Whatever. Hi, daddy. Oh, that photo's just missing the street. Oh, Scotto. He's gonna use tree sap is lube later, okay Let's hear Bradley stripper name
02:06:04
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he's goingnna use cheap treeap as lobeb later okay goth be ta yeah right let's hear let's hear bradley stripper name Bradley, your stripper name is Hyperthrust.
02:06:15
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Hyperthrust.
02:06:18
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he's like a bunny rabbit and then he tips over when he's done like like we're puttinging hyper thrust into the next galaxy yeah like like did i said he's like boldly go or no man or woman has gone before you engaged ah Okay, see I told you you should probably not announce mines mines We know Chad GPT is racist as a motherfucker right now Every time
02:07:03
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you know a little bit love it every time rock comes he goes who um
02:07:12
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And introducing the famous stripper that can kick your ass to a ah i'll fuck. I could think of something. Rock, rock, quick. What's four times four? That can kick your ass and beat your ass to a soundtrack and still look good. Blackie Chan. Let's go. That's He looks like Bruce Lee. okay.
02:07:34
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Do you not understand the words that are coming out of mouth? You don't understand. Ricky Tana and I are half brothers. I'm black-anese. You will never touch a black-ass radio.
02:07:49
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ah you understand ricky tan and i are have brothers a black and knee to american man radio Oh shit. I'm sorry, Nogol. And for you, Mr. Radio Daddy.
02:08:07
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Yours is Neon Saint. Neon Saint? What? Wait, that's Remy? Late night lounge vibes. Smooth, mysterious sunglasses never off. late night lounge vibes smooth mysterious sunglasses never come off I think of a male Jessica rabbit. It is low dog sun. Oh, that's Conway. That's Conway right there. Did it say male Jessica rabbit?
02:08:35
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Yeah. It did. He's a goddamn wascally wabbit. Perfect. I already wear a leather jacket right now. You just want to look cool? Fuck yeah.
02:08:49
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Okay, settle down with Assassin's Creed. Settle down with Assassin's Creed. for real! He just came from the fucking lounge, Brittany. Give him some slack. I can't i can't wait to hear it. i actually have a jacket for that, so no. I'm about to paint another picture of the Mona Lisa, but better.
02:09:10
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He looks like a painter. And that's why you got the song you got, Bradley. Just there. You don't think he looks like an artiste? Wow, Bradley. Way to bring this to a screeching halt.
02:09:24
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Wait, what was the thing is? Was he up here at this time? Yeah, he is. Wait, who is that? He showed his face for like a second. Who? o Who are we talking about?
02:09:36
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Well, the thing is. He's like a blonde juicy scar. Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:09:41
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i like on we got to get up here man I would love to see what yours is. Well, the thing is, get up here let's figure it out.
02:09:52
Speaker
We're all doing our horoscopes together. Sarge, your name has changed to Captain Command. When he walks in and commands you to bend over, you listen. Fuck. Who came up with this stupid fucking idea? You did. You don't get to do that.
02:10:15
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i want to know where that is. He is saying that you put off very strong game vibes, Mike. I'm not going to say that the stewardess did. and Don't make me bend you over again, Glick. The gayest
02:10:31
Speaker
fuck again. I'll send you a therapy bill. Right, exactly. Hey, Jersey, not it what was yours? Shit, I'm the most non-gay looking motherfucker on this panel. What the fuck you talking about, man?
02:10:47
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who apparently the most daily mother but Not Bradley don't ask Bradley chad gbd look kind gay yeah you got a you got a lump in your pants that said yeah i know But unfortunately it's in the fucking back man, that's what's fucked up oh yeah but by casement pu when they find out that the the sergeant is a ah that the police chief is a la is oh they turn her out There's a ball there. That's where she kept her her her bits and pieces. Is that a real thing, though? I always wondered that was a real thing. They made it sound like when you get... I doubt it. They didn't know what trans was back then. They invented it back then.
02:11:30
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Yeah, they they they made you believe that when you got gender reassignment surgery that they moved and your dick and balls and treated you back. That's not what they do. oh Bradley, the dick and balls you're feeling on your back are not from the surgery, dude.
02:11:43
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ah Just saying. Especially when you feel that beard on the back of your neck. That's that's when Scotto slides into the house, man. Have you seen Ace Ventura? That's what it made it sound like. that's what I know. that's That was my first education in that, but it turns out that's wrong.
02:12:02
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No, they don't just move your genitals to your back? Nope, they put them in your mouth. Oh! Bradley was like, I'm going to be a truck driver. Sarge was like, I got a load for you.
02:12:16
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No, I got a big lump. and bring And it ain't cold, motherfucker. ah Yeah, you should probably get it checked out, MoDog. It could be serious. I know, right? sorry for you You put an anvil in his living room, it's going wind up broken or pregnant in six months. Yep.
02:12:35
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That is what they say about Marines, man. That's what they used to tell man. Yeah, at AIT, they told us stories about the Marines, man. They were like, you put a... Anvil in the room with oh shit now Brittany's got sunglasses, dude. I need to go find sunglasses actually have a picture from the Syria over there man in another operation and we saw ah my buddy took that picture I'm gonna go find something I want to be cool like everybody else Wallman there's nothing but bullet holes in it in a Syrian northern Iraq and it said he's the caption said yep the Marines were here
02:13:13
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there about The same kind of anvil boy man, de me the big black is my battle. why would Why would there be an angel in in a living room? so never never never Never mind, Bradley.
02:13:27
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Not to not to to come at Rock in any kind of kind of way, shape, or form, but I also decided to take a picture and load it up. But instead of ChatGBT, I decided to use Grok and see if Grok had any other answers. Is anybody actually actually interested in this? Because there are some very interesting answers in this.
02:13:46
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Okay. I'm going to do this. If mine says you anything about a fucking lump, no, I don't want to hear detail might give give people some but we'll find out. one
02:14:04
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So for Glick, the man, the myth, the legend, rock and roll all night by Kiss. Glick is a central host on the nonsensical network running Glick's House of Music, where he interviews rock bands and musicians. The anthem captures his legendary status and music focused energy as he often has the sexiest hosts hyping up rock vibes in episodes.
02:14:25
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yeah Well, we know that's not Britney. The sexiest thing, How much do you pay Grok for that? yeahs such um good about Clearly, I'm the Simpson.
02:14:37
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Nils the Iron Wolf got Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin. With a Norse-inspired bio emphasizing no fear of man or beast and Valkyries carrying him to Valhalla. This track, Viking warrior references and pounding rhythm perfectly suits his iron-willed mythical wolf persona.
02:14:57
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Iron ass. I take it. Okay. yes Oh, by the way, not to change the subject, but we did put flowers on Brittany's grave today. Cheers. I'm dead.
02:15:10
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Cheers. Yeah. So for those that do not know, yesterday... Woohoo! Brittany's dead! Yesterday would have been my daughter's 25th birthday. Oh, Courtney's coming! I don't like those kind of sayings. I don't like that. That's not good.
02:15:25
Speaker
oh yeah I'm not going to love this next one. I went through it with Remy yesterday. Not many people know about that, but hey, every day I honor her her memory. Every 30 seconds of every minute, every day I think about her. So, life is good.
02:15:39
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Cheers, Nils. Cheers, banana man. I'm sorry, don't know what to stop in my...
02:15:47
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For Britney, got Oops, I Did It Again by Britney Spears. What the fuck? It's a clear play on Britney, and she's featured in comedy streams like Comedy with Britney, being sassy with ah bringing humorous energy.
02:16:02
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The song's playful, cheeky attitude matches her bish tag and lighthearted, mistake-prone comedy style. Hell yeah, that's accurate as fuck. It is. That's actually pretty good, man. It's going good so far.
02:16:15
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Hell yeah. Lazy Jedi from the lazy and shaman shows Friday on YouTube. The lazy song by Bruno Mars. Lazy is right in the name and he's tied to movie discussions on the network.
02:16:28
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This chill do nothing tune fits his laid back vibe while the Jedi label adds a fun force like laziness to skipping all responsibilities. And in typical Jedi fashion, he wasn't here to see it or hear it. Damn you Jedi. know He's got to go back. and you' got to go back He's pooping again.
02:16:48
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yeah For Sergeant Modog, we got Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles. As a sergeant with the with the United States Marine Corps background, this iconic military-inspired track invokes leadership and band of brothers camaraderie, tying into his disciplined yet podcast panel presence.
02:17:11
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That's because there ain't shit on fucking YouTube about me, man. Don't forget his love for green bean coffee on deployment. Now that the one is back, maybe you should tell him what his is.
02:17:24
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Maybe he should have been here. Okay. Okay. No, i did I was listening. I heard it. I heard it. Okay, never mind. it and It basically just said I was awesome, and I agree with that. His favorite MRE was number four, the vegetarian chili. That's what it said.
02:17:40
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ah For you, Eddie, ah Well the Thing is got Wild Thing by the Trogs. The name suggests a thoughtful or exp explanatory style, but with a raw edge. This wild, untamed rock classic flips and it into something fun and unpredictable, matching the network's unhinged anarchy theme.
02:18:00
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no wow By raw edge, it means you're going to get salmonella. The flaccid part is what got me. Wait.
02:18:10
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Oh, you like it flaccid? Oh, God. Here we go. Brady... oh god here we go ah brady good Brady ended up getting Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFurman. The cares implies it implies concern or empathy and episodes referencing Brady in humorous callouts. My name's not Brady.
02:18:33
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My name's not Brady. I can't see your name on there. I'm literally looking at what it says right here. okay Married man are you Mr. Brady?
02:18:44
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Shut up Brady. Damn it, Brady. So get back to your buddy. Brady, Brady, the cares imply concern or empathy and episodes reference referencing in humorous call outs like fearing of Glick.
02:19:01
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This upbeat, carefree song, ironically contrasts caring too much, fitting the network's dummy entertainment nonsense. name and hi ah Hey, cheers to Brady. Cheers to Brady, guys.
02:19:19
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Remy, is there a version where we can pretend that somebody on here is named Bradley and see what they say about that? Sure, sure, we can. I'm going to change my name to Brady. This is pretend time, guys. This is not real. I'm so glad to be able to provide entertainment.
02:19:34
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I'm Tom Brady. I want i cant i want to hear Rock. This is going to be great. Rock Lee got Techno Syndrome Mortal Kombat by the Immortals. yeah As a guest in EDM remixer with EDM Combat Branding, this high energy electric track from the Mortal Kombat soundtrack embodies combat-ready beats and remix culture, aligning with his world of fierce digital sound battles.
02:19:59
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That's like Tracy Lord's EDM. That's pretty accurate. Isn't it creepy how the government spies on us and can feed this into these fucking guys? At least they didn't Blackie Chan I that was that was a slight upgrade. Yeah, yeah I'll take it. I mean, Blackie Chan's pretty badass, though. come I mean, honestly, my favorite song off that entire soundtrack with the movie was Halcyon.
02:20:23
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That was some badass shit. Tracy Lord does some good stuff, too. I love the Mortal Kombat song. Bro, like, yeah, the original album was badass. Who?
02:20:35
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My favorite part is when that guy yells Mortal one did I pick for you? Come on. Come on. i Fuck, I just read mine. Let's hear it. Remy. Let's hear it. Remy. Ramil Radio Daddy got Radio Gaga by Queen. I love it. Ramil is an archangel named implying hope or guidance, but Radio Daddy suggests a broadcasting parental role.
02:21:02
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Queen's ode to radio captures the airways theme with their dramatic flair suiting a panel daddy figure in the network's chaotic streams. Hi, Daddy. love that. Radio Daddy. Radio Daddy. Radio Daddy. Radio Daddy.
02:21:21
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um you I'm not drunk enough for this. Fucking God
02:21:35
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like that but it's pretty good we're going to drink our way into what ai thinks we should be let's go yeah let's go jeers the lot of you oh let nice scar snoring According to me, I am the co-host, so I approve this message.
02:21:53
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Look, I asked it. Can you ask Gronk the same question, by the way? buy it I'm just curious. Ask Gronk if i have to go to the bathroom.
02:22:05
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You already did in your pants. We know that. i no Calm down, Brady. I'm going to copy exactly what I did in the private chat so that you can ask Gronk.
02:22:18
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but but i I just asked that would Who would be the hero, anti-hero, and villain in a comic book?
02:22:26
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okay Okay. So real quick. One of all of us. yeah ahead glin so Hold on one second. Modog, breaking, breaking i just got this from Scotto for you, buddy. Oh, motherfucker. There you go. Hey, at least it's not halfway down my fucking throat. yeah yeah Not yet. Not yet. The night is young.
02:22:54
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Well, thank you, Scotto. Moe dogs not but the not always getting in on me. Fuck you Jedi. Scott is giving them this is this is badass. I love this you guys. my chat g What the panel would look like as porn stars.
02:23:18
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oh fuck oh oh no better than i do now yeah Bounce kabam now I'm ready for this purple heat why am I wearing sunglasses and I'm not Fultimately nailed the clown because he was fucking gone Don't hate donate You know what didn't even know Kevin Nash
02:23:52
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um don't hate don'tate you know what i didn't even know who kevin nash was till i started coming on panels and everybody told me i looked like him
02:24:09
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fucking rock rock looks rock looks like a fucking cfo at fucking apple and shit that's right i do not like my picture that is not yeah he looks just like him i like rock like the undertaker's older uh less successful brother older broccoli less successful brother i wait like that but You know what's funny? They actually made Nils look worse. He looks better in real life. I know, right?
02:24:39
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That's what I was thinking as well. Brittany's just happy they gave her tits, man. I know. I'm like, I have boobs. Let's go. um Nils looks like you saying 20 bucks is 20 bucks. It's not gay. I didn't even have to pay for him. Come on. It's not gay if you don't swallow.
02:24:59
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We're not going there, dude we're not dude. We're not. I look like a gay porn star dancer who's off the clock, so, you know. I can make myself look like I was going to say, you and Bradley definitely look like you're about to do some questionable gay shit.
02:25:19
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I mean, at that point, there would be question about it, I suppose. And what's wrong with that, huh? Yeah, what's wrong with that? Jet Jedi was once again not on fucking panel Think that was so accurate yeah, you're the default character as a porn star join the lazy lazy glicks only fans And that's a bargain between dirt no i think that was so accurate yeah you're the default character if you were a jet i looks like as a porn star join the lazy lazy glicks only fans
02:25:50
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exactly and if you're feeling as it only ninety ninety nine months and that's a bargain Do what, Brady? Thank you for having me up. I'm going to get going. Have a good night, everybody.
02:26:04
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Cheers, Eddie. Take care, Eddie. Been there, done that, Britt. You want to hear this? You want to hear it?
02:26:12
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Did you hear answer, Brittany? Did you ask Brock, by the way?
02:26:16
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what's that you hear my answer brittanney mr na let' you back on pre did you ask brock by the way wait but I can. I can. i will. I'll be the same question because i think that chat PPT has it out for me.
02:26:31
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I have to force you to check your reach out. no. Pretty much, I can say this. Everyone everyone is heroes, pretty much, except for me. yeah and and i just I'll just skip to where it says me.
02:26:49
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It says villain, broccoli, magic, velvet, rage, vibe, dark. That's it. That's all it fucking says. That's it. That's not racist at all, man.
02:27:01
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You know, Rock, when you're around, I do keep tabs on my wall little bit closer. It just says, vibe, dark. what you That's good is's kind of fucked up.
02:27:13
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Do they mean color or vibe, okay? Both. I've got mine, so go ahead. All right, what you got? What else, Rock? You're the leader of the group. Oh, come on now. and Everyone ah rallies behind in the team.
02:27:30
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You can just stop what you're saying right now. because The only person that rallies behind him is Scott, OK? Let's be clear. No, no, no, no, no.
02:27:41
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I don't know who's my sweet little bottom. Nils, your name is Thunderflame. hundred What was my Sounds like stripper name. Your power, and there you don't have any powers. you're it says you're calm, reliable, the glue of the team.
02:28:02
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Think professor Professor X Energy with a mic. So everybody else does this shit and you sit back in headquarters and just watch it on the fucking screen. It says your power is leadership and strategic genius. like Nils, yours is super... Wait, what was that? I thought that one was Nils. thought you said that was Nils. No, I have to go back. Wait on Nils. He isn't here, so wait on him.
02:28:32
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Okay, I'll skip males. Jedi. Oh my god, you're here. I'm going to ask one more. Hopefully I can hear you're wild everybody yelling. What was my name?
02:28:42
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Captain Glick. that's a Captain Booty. and glick Captain Glick. You've got to be better at chat, GPT. Game! I was going to say it, bro, dog. I was going to say it. Captain Scashy Pant.
02:28:59
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Everybody else is shouting something pretty cool. I think Sarge is... Anyway, I'll keep going. Zen? yeah ah Jedi, yours is Zen Strike. Your power is mind control.
02:29:11
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oh You're a hero. Mind control! That's telekinesis, Kyle!
02:29:21
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Bradley Kilden. Your name is Hyperwave and your power is love. oh This will disembowel you. You're going to have a hard attack if you keep beating your heart that hard.
02:29:36
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Bradley, how old were you when you found out you were on the spectrum? I'm just curious. I don't think he just found it out. Actually, how old are you right now? Because think you just found out.
02:29:47
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I'm 17.
02:29:50
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he's like Bradley, you're a hero as well. By the way, everyone is a hero so far. Yes! Nils, Jedi, Bradley, Sarge, you're a hero too. Your name is Captain Command. Your power is robotic arms with guns attached to it.
02:30:07
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Okay, i I like the power of the name. GATE! I want to be a judge. Congratulations. Neon Saint, your name remained the same. Neon Saint.
02:30:20
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Your power is night vision. What a shitty power!
02:30:28
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is the bad so how is that look and I can see better in the club at night. So you know like whenever the lights are down. Yes, he's not taking home any unnecessary fatties different is that neon Saints is an anti hero.
02:30:43
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Oh, no i just not i actually make you thread a yeah make sense and in the middle yeah that makes so what I'm hearing what I'm hearing so far as a typical marine I'm the only motherfucker with a weapon so Pretty much. yeah i just very much I want to be a villain. If I was a villain. Your power love. You are not a villain. You know Brady, if you want to be a fucking villain, go to FC. No, if my power love. We'll email about it later. Brady has the power of the Care Bear Stare, so, you know, like, all right, fine, sure, whatever. Care Bear Stare is pretty powerful.
02:31:18
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Listen, i just to say say hey I'm a villain, but my power is love. I give you age. Yeah, but if you give love to somebody that's underage, then you're a villain. That's right. motherfu first Yep, there you go. Chad GPT labeled me the leader of this group. hi I have put all of you up for adoption and probably aborted most of you. And I keep blown wolfing.
02:31:44
Speaker
They designated me the co-host, so we need to vote on stuff. No problem now, I'm out. The host. you be You're on your host. I voted you out already.
02:31:59
Speaker
I just need you to vote yourself out. You are the weakest link. am the new host, ladies and gentlemen. Put me in top left, Glick. Put me top left. I'm going to read right now.
02:32:10
Speaker
I don't want to let you say super. I'm going to read you as a boy. What was Britney's? I didn't hear Britney's. she was That's a goddamn coup. Oh, okay. I have rightful leadership of this panel, and he just took me off.
02:32:24
Speaker
Go ahead, Britney. like Britney, what was you trying to say? I don't know. okay Britney, as host, I support whatever you're about to say.
02:32:36
Speaker
Say it. Yep, go for it. She said, uh, uh, fart. ah um Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches. Brittany, you are an anti-hero.
02:32:51
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And your power is shadow manipulation and mind strength. but So what? I'm sorry, say that again. Shadow, manipulation, and mind tricks.
02:33:06
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She can't even control her own mind, let alone anybody else's. She can't do Jedi mind tricks, though. line and then you already She barely has a shadow, so... Rock Lee, Red Velvet Rage, I'm a villain, and my power is dark.
02:33:22
Speaker
Pure intensity darkness? Why is the computer so racist? I'm closing my tab, man. I'm done. So have an update from Scotto. So when Jedi came back, he decided to do more on the porn stars. And I can't, I don't even know what to say to this. Dude,
02:33:44
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ah he decided to do one more on the ah the porn stars and i can't i don't i don't even know what to say to this but um I'm gonna present it backstage and I'm gonna let you all just have at it because ah it's not gonna get any better than me. I think you've got the same thing I got, Remy. It's safe, it's safe.
02:34:11
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, no, it's safe. It's awesome. rose What shirt I look Chris
02:34:22
Speaker
know oh my god Fucking Glick looks like a fucking porn star and shit. je daniel won brittany got ttties's again yeah liberal like orton rogers mo she're exactly the same but with a bad i know right
02:34:47
Speaker
it's hard it's hard it's hard to fuck up sexy man It's hard to fuck up sexy. Breaking news. I'm black, apparently, y'all. Oh, yeah, it did make you black, didn't it? You can the N-word. I am the N-word.
02:35:04
Speaker
That's what's going on. Why do I look like a fucking hog? Hey, Remy, use it before you lose it. Come on. Times of the essence. Say it, say it, say it. Man, I should have played more basketball in high school. Well, now you can start. You got a whole fresh start. Oh, that's why you were late to the podcast.
02:35:27
Speaker
tra That guy looks like he's been on FC9 Island a couple times. Jedi looks like there's some fucking bodies buried in the basement, man. um fresh in south but If you don't know who this is, Google him. Okay, so you guys all got to pay attention to this. It can tell Remy and I share a brain cell because for one, it thinks that Remy is shaman. For two, we have the same background for our wood paneling. That's right. Why does fucking Rock look like one of the Huxtables?
02:36:00
Speaker
i'm goodnna I'm going to have to go to the local courthouse. I'm going have to change my name to Lamalquan, Washington. going to have to get a new cell phone. like maybe thats Before you say the N-word officially, you've got to do that first, for sure. We don't even need...
02:36:16
Speaker
I mean, once you get the right, I guarantee you're going to use that right. That's why they can't take the Second Amendment away from anybody, because once you have a gun, you're not giving it back. I told ChatGTP to savagely risk click from Nonsensical Network.
02:36:31
Speaker
yes I just know Britney's clipped every one of those pictures and she's putting that shit on social medias or profile pictures mass yeah she's on my gettingdding p they be i want those i want those We want you to have them. Also, I know that Glick isn't here for this, but going to go ahead and do this for him.
02:36:52
Speaker
Hey, if you guys like this kind of content, make sure that you hit that like and subscribe button because if you need more nonsense in your life, you're in the right place. Let's
Roast Sessions and Humor
02:36:59
Speaker
go. got wait until he gets back. yeah Also, Remy, before you drop the sword, I need you to save that for Friday night when you're on the Lazy Shaman show because it's already been established that they're clearly the racist ones.
02:37:14
Speaker
On the youtube channels, they don't let Rocky up because he might slightly darker complected than. but Based upon that picture, he's not slightly darker than me. Yeah, exactly. you Glick's whole thing is bullshit. I almost spit out my drink from my own joke.
02:37:37
Speaker
put Hey, Jedi is still darker than James Ottawa. Come on, Remy. I need you to be better. Spitters or quitters. like Oh, man. It's too bad. Swadowa wasn't up here. sky I'd love to hear that shit. Scotto would be terribly disappointed. and i would love to hear so all of Scotto's AI answers. I want to know that all those. That would have been cool. So, Glick, we can either do this next Saturday or I can do it now, man. Ask ChatGPT to savagely roast you.
02:38:03
Speaker
that save it save it no I don't think we should ever miss an opportunity. We can do it next Saturday and this Saturday and every Saturday following.
02:38:14
Speaker
Oh, we can make it a roast collect session. He's like twice on Sunday. I have gotten people to look at your old, like our old streams, our old podcasts. Are these the same people that are they's and them's that do stuff for you? it's a fucking... All right, here we go. You need it. am telling people to listen to you. The guy who makes you questions on YouTube is just one big what-were-they-thinking experiment.
02:38:44
Speaker
Watching his videos is like reading a dictionary backwards. Totally confusing and somehow still makes less sense the further you go. It's like he's trying to start a revolution, but the only thing you're waiting is... Save it for next week. Save it for next week. I tried to start a revolution for me. Hold on. Hold on. I'm trying to process this.
02:39:05
Speaker
Okay. Britney, people that don't know me are looking back at my old stuff so to roast me. Don't let him in yet. Don't. No. Uh-oh. Come in. Come in. I mean, he's been turning his hat around backwards so you think he's coming back. Everybody shh. Let's all yell at the top of each other and not hear anybody talk. ah I am trying to respond to Glick, and this is his channel. Okay, everybody? Mm-hmm.
02:39:33
Speaker
alright I'm responding to click. Yes, I have been hitting up a lot of my friends and they said that they will be there. They are re-watching our old podcast, watching you just to come up with jokes just to fuck with you.
02:39:49
Speaker
Yes, bitch. So there's going to be two more people here next week. Yeah. i know i have no and People who know nothing about me just going watch stuff and then they're going to make up jokes that I'm And then in return are going to get hurt because I'm going to fucking annihilate them and make them look stupid.
02:40:08
Speaker
Wait a minute, wait a minute. That's not a roast. You can't sit there. you're not allowed to fight back. Yeah, he definitely gets to come back. Because that's the funnier part for me.
02:40:19
Speaker
yeah he definitely he definitely gets to come back you my friend come back because that's the funnier part for me Do it. I don't give fuck. So why don't you name the race next week? I told them. I'm like, let's give you some shit.
02:40:36
Speaker
So at the Roastmaster is the host. You have Roasters.
02:40:43
Speaker
I mean, it's... You need help. You need help is what I'm hearing. You can't do it on your own. you've helped You help. You need help. You can't do it on your own. No. like What do you want to do?
02:40:59
Speaker
fucking funny you all Wait, has the roast already started? I don't care. I don't care. Everybody's welcome to this. Things are sizzling.
02:41:12
Speaker
I mean, we can roast Brittany. You could roast me with no gay jokes. We could do the roast or Glick if you wanted to follow up with what Rock Lee did. I also went through and I did the hero and the hero villain thing in Brock.
02:41:27
Speaker
good So what do you have from Brock? One question before you even start. Did it make me a villain? Well, have you ever tried being whiter? Hey, can do Brittany? No, you're yes.
02:41:44
Speaker
make you a vin yes what a dropped rock have you ever tried being whiter hey glick i hear brittanney no a you're not glick yes so goes Go ahead. where Where are we starting at? Can I do Brittany? That was a weird sentence. Brittany on non-political network is you wish. Especially because he didn't ask you. i think you're the one that needs to give consent. Brittany on non-political network is like the white button you get at a discount motel.
02:42:20
Speaker
Slow, unreliable, and just when you think it's about to work, it cuts out. I swear watching Brittany's videos is like playing Where's Waldo, except instead of finding Waldo, you're trying to figure out what the point of this video is. Spoiler alert, you'll never find it.
02:42:35
Speaker
Brittany's commentary is like a broken pencil. It has no point. I've seen more coherent thoughts than a hankster running on a wheel. he Watching her insightful takes feels like being trapped in a room. We hear the same joke over and over and only gets less funny each time.
02:42:48
Speaker
No. It might be explained the punchline of a joke, but somehow it makes the entire situation worse. And that personality? Oh boy. Watching Britney trying to be quirky is like watching someone try to force a smile after a 12-hour shift at the DMV. She's essentially so hard to be fun, but just ends up looking like a high school talent show audition where the only judge is the skip button.
02:43:08
Speaker
Let's talk about her editing style. It's like a scrapbook of random clips thrown together by someone who thought they could just pick auto-edit and call it a day. The conditions are smoother than a blender on high speed.
02:43:19
Speaker
You don't know whether to cringe, laugh, or just turn off the video and give up on all humanity. Honestly, Brittany could probably make a video how to make a sandwich and you end up with a five-minute monologue about the existence of bread.
02:43:33
Speaker
You wouldn't even be sure if you learned anything about sandwiches, but you'd be left questioning the life itself. But maybe... credit where it's where it's due she's got a whole story like you've lost like the key points just by watching them it's a skill to me what the fuck did you do to ai in great and should attack you done pissed off the whole fucking internet right for Britney, you need to apologize to somebody somewhere.
02:44:04
Speaker
thing like i think that just hurt myself this thing. That hurt myself too. Shaman doesn't even have a face and it hurt him. Oh, we could do Shaman next.
02:44:17
Speaker
Britney, how do you make this film? Remy, what did Chad GPT say about the hero slash film? The roass roast is... Roast... I don't know. What is the plural roast?
02:44:33
Speaker
Roast is sire. Roast with a fucking S at the end. thanks nor irish Thanks for being the intelligent person on the panel. Wow. roast this is ro made silly happened that roasting The roasting there we go that's better happens next Saturday. I'm curious to say to see what had to say with this superhero slash villain thing compared to chat gp that remy has us worked so hard on
02:45:04
Speaker
Fuck you. I'm tired. Alright. So, i comic book roles. Do you need a break me before you start? I know Rocky's taking a break. He he did the GPT side of it.
02:45:16
Speaker
He's taking a break. Do you need a break before you start? It's a lot of hard work. I don't got it. I mean, it's pretty bad when AI's racist against you, too. Villains don't get no fucking breaks.
02:45:28
Speaker
That's right. There ain't no rest for the wicked, goddammit.
Creative Character Narratives
02:45:34
Speaker
I'm a wicked. Money don't go on trees. Take it away. Drawing from the vibes in the screenshot, beards, hoodies, military tags, cosmic backgrounds, and the nonsentical network's chaotic podcast energy.
02:45:51
Speaker
Yours much more descriptive. What the
02:45:56
Speaker
hypnot ahno hypothetical comic book you in this comic book universe this is nonsensical heroes unhinged anarchy edition where podcasters battle for supremacy and form uneasy alliances nor is so much more so rip what the fuck It's Grok, baby.
02:46:14
Speaker
So, Analysts, Glick, the man, the myth, the legend's role is a hero. He is known as Mythic Glick, the eternal broadcaster. As the central legend with a wise beard and commanding presence, he's the pure hero, rallying allies with epic tales and music blasts to defeat boredom ah boredom villains.
02:46:36
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His legendary status makes him the unbreakable leader, like Superman, but with rock anthems. yeah legendary is a His superpower is Legendary Aura Amplification.
02:46:51
Speaker
Can amplify allies powers with mythic storytelling blasts, turning whispers into reality warping legends. As the central legend, this power makes him the ultimate team booster, like turning a simple quip into a force field, perfect for hyping up rock interviews turned superhero skirmishes.
02:47:10
Speaker
so he's like the white flavor of Flav? Pretty much. Flavor Flav! Flavor Flav! Flavor Flav! Flavor Flav! That's what I'll check in with Britt. Britt, you okay?
02:47:24
Speaker
You alright?
02:47:27
Speaker
looking at that picture of her too I just want to say shout out to AI because, I mean, they've been pretty spot on. I'm pretty goddamn amazing. I'm just saying. So next we have Nils Ironwolf. Roll villain.
02:47:41
Speaker
i'm just saying so next we have nis iron wolf roll villain Iron Wolf the Ravanger. With his fierce Viking-esque name and plaid clad intensity, he's the villainous warlord, summoning wolf packs and iron storms to conquer to conquer digital ra- clad. and plaid clad okay my dad's hard cause i glad and into pla yeah With his fierce Viking-esque name and plaid clad intensity, he's the villainous ah warlord, summoning wolf packs and iron storms to conquer digital realms. His no-fear vibe turns sinister, plotting to howl down the network in a bid for primal dominance, akin to a werewolf Thanos.
02:48:30
Speaker
I penetrate you. That's hot.
02:48:34
Speaker
summons ironclad wolf packs that phase through metal and hal sonic disturbances his viking intensity fuels this villainous ability allowing him to ravage digital networks by corroding enemy tech with primal ferocity invoking a metallic werewolf apocalypse i will penetrate you yeah that's high No, you will not. I will not be penetrated.
02:49:02
Speaker
I'm the penetrant. That's who somebody is. I don't know how to pronounce it, but I like that old Norse name. That's cool. I looked it up. I seen it. I was looking it up. There you go, buddy. That's cool. Dream King.
02:49:15
Speaker
So... For Brittany... mine I don't like it. oh You you we haven't even heard it yet. She's still traumatized from the last one, man. Oh, fair, fair, fair. It brought tears to my eyes, man. and i It's like hard to make me cry. When I did it to myself, it compared me to fucking Kevin Toro.
02:49:36
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Well, le heart to lee po ease Brittany, Brittany, you might like this one. You are the first anti-hero on the list. Brittany, the sassy sass assassin.
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Hooded and mysterious with a bish edge, she's the antihero who quips her way through fights, using knee strike puns and chaotic comedy to take down foes, but only if it amuses her. Like Deadpool, she's unpredictable, switching sides for laughs or for revenge.
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Your power is knee-jerking reality warps, delivering knee strike puns that warp physics like turning gravity into neity for loading foes and sass-induced time loops. Her hooded cheeky vibe makes her the ultimate anti-hero, unpredictable, using comedy to assassinate threats, but often backfiring hilariously on herself or allies, which gives her a chuckle.
02:50:33
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that so that was that was That was great. perfect. That one is legit. yeah That is accurate. What I heard in that is much like Deadpool, she's the only one that finds herself funny and her comedy is so bad that her foes kill themselves. Fuck you, Deadpool. She has no as no loyalty. yo watch i i would be in the You already voted yourself out of the island.
02:51:05
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Okay, next up that's better next up, we have you, Jedi. You are a um sorry hero. Damn it, Glick. No, I'm not. Glick, put me back. Damn it, Brittany, put me back. You're a hero because the name Jedi is just... Real quick, Brittany, Angie says, hey.
02:51:25
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Jedi likes to be on the right side. and No, I like the left side. I don't know why you know what side you guys like. Shut up, anti-hero. Nobody cares. Watch out with your sass, okay? I can block those needs.
02:51:45
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So, like there lazy Jedi is a hero known as Jedi the Chill Force. Logoed with a lightsaber and a co-host shaman for vibes. He's the reluctant hero, using lazy force tricks and psychedelic wisdom outsmart his enemies without breaking a sweat. Psychedelic wisdom?
02:52:08
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Think Yoda meets the dude from Big Lebowski, saving the day from his couch. Jedi the Chill Force's ability is psychedelic inertia field.
02:52:21
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Generates force fields of laziness that slows enemies to a crawl, while shamanic visions predict attacks without effort. Tied to his laid-back logo, this hero power lets him win fights from a reclined position, like making villains too chill to bother conquering the world's thank you download you don't preach shit on the show bro it knows you don't do shit on the show and it's like me shit is a hero neither hey shaman no he's gonna ask you anything good thing shaman's around oh my god that means that jedi is frodo and you're samwise oh
02:52:59
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Oh, Samwise is a real hero. Oh, God. Shaman, we said it earlier. we talked about how lazy he was, and he takes all the credit for all the hard work you do, Shaman.
02:53:10
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i know I know that. and I feel that because i I, too, have dealt with that myself as as the network leader. Now want hear Shaman just say, Totato. He's been making he's making a lot of shorts lately. He's been doing a great job and know with this. Go ahead and post another one, please.
02:53:29
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You motherfucker. You're full of shit, you bitch. But, Sarge, you definitely gotta go this year because I'm swinging down and I'm kidnapping Remy for a bourbon to be on. Okay. Yeah. Rick needs to fuck off because he was too busy trying to find some snatch.
02:53:46
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What is going on with Glitch right now, guys? Dude, I don't know. That wasn't me this time. I promise. My hands are here. be me For show dog... Everybody show your hands.
02:53:59
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So for Modog, he is a hero. He is known as Modog the Tactical Guardian. Military tag and stern mic setup scream disciplined hero, leading charges with marine decision and dog loyalty to protect the panel from chaos. like captain america He's like Captain America with a bark, enforcing order in the unhinged universe.
02:54:25
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His power is K9 Command Drill. Command Spectral Marine Dogs for precision strikes with unbreakable loyalty that shields them and absorbs and redirects attacks.
02:54:36
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His military tag inspires this heroic ability, turning podcast panels into boot camp battles where he drills order into chaos, barking orders that enhance the teams and their coordination. and be drunk So, AI does know me. Alright, cool.
02:54:54
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Kenny's really good at drinking bourbon. For the first time out of like 10 AI bullshit, you're not gay. Exactly, right? think Gronk is kind of drunk. No love fiction at all.
02:55:06
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No, wasn't gay on any of them. It was just an interpretation on the first one. you gay Yeah, the one was pretty gay. pretty good So before before Eddie left, well, the thing is, is an anti-hero. Second, tip the thing is, is known as the Philosophical Enigma.
02:55:26
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Circular Avatar, an exemplatory name, makes him the brooding anti-hero. and He's taking my thunder, damn. Debating villains into submission, but often causing more confusion with his, well, actually, monologues.
02:55:40
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Like Rorschach, he's morally gray, fighting for truth, but also alienating everyone. Stop. yeah like pier His power is existential doubt induction.
02:55:54
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Inflicts, well, actually, monologues that see doubt, causing his enemies to question reality and self-destruct their own plans. His circular thought ah thoughtful avatar fits this anti-hero power, debating foes into paralysis, but risking alienating heroes from overly pedantic tangents. Pedantic.
02:56:16
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Pedantic. You ah can't kidnap the will in Jersey. I just want to throw that out there. That's right. That's true.
02:56:28
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No exceptions needed. That's right. No exceptions. also also hundred and Also, if you find an old man wandering around in the cold and you throw him in your cart and take him home, it's like finding a sherry.
02:56:41
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It is. if Just make sure you feed me. You just gotta to register them. I'm not talking like chicken tenders or french fries, bro. I'm talking like barbecued. Oh, yeah.
02:56:53
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I mean, I'm a pretty good cook. Kayla can attest to that. We'll take you for some space. You are a... Some cheesy string. Some stretchy cheese. Yeah, we're talking about a kidnapper Emmy and then we're taking him with us so...
02:57:08
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We're kidnapping Remy, too? Okay. We're kidnapping We're finding Remy. We'll find Remy. I told last night. i was like, bro, yeah, you're going. i don't give a shit. where're You're going. We're buying an extra because i' just gonna I'm just going to show up at home one day after work and be like, baby, I found this Marine. He was wandering around the streets and boston aimless.
02:57:28
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boom Get the crayons out. Yeah. Hey.
02:57:36
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See, you fuckers do listen. Yeah, he's just yelling angels envy. Angels envy.
02:57:45
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Something about Makersmork, I don't know what it was, but we had to take him with it. Hey, y'all, I'm getting out of here. I hope you have a good night. I'm saying good night and peace. Brady, what are you doing? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Brady, hold on. I'm going to read we get over we carry and are you real fast. Can we get a care stare real quick, brother?
02:58:06
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yeah Hold on, Brady. Hold on. Wait, yeah, wait. Let me read this off for you because you're literally up next. his his Brady, hearing you gotta stay for it, Brady. You are a... He might even rename you Bradley.
02:58:19
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R-A. That's not my word. R-A. Monkeys. monkey Monkeys' uncle? What is Tim Brady? Brady is a...
02:58:33
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brady is a Tom Brady is fucking fan. Brady is known as the empathetic healer. Striped hat and caring name position positions him as the supportive hero, using empathy waves to mend allies and counter villainous negativity.
02:58:49
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He's the heart of the team, like a bearded Professor X, but focusing on feels over telepathy. Brady's power is empathy wave resonance.
02:59:04
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brady is knows your cock brady' power is empathy wave resonance emits carrying waves emits carrying waves that heal allies and convert minor villains through emotional overload like using like forcing empathy hugs with his striped hat warmth this hero power counters negativity in the unhinged universe mending wounds mid-battle while carrying enemies into submission
02:59:36
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Oh! It's amazing! don't care what kind of hugs. If you force the hugs, that's still technically not okay. I was going to say, Brady is definitely in the upsteen miles.
02:59:51
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I think Brady just upgraded to Bradley again. You did it, bro. You did it. How do you help with it? You stuck with it. We're going to call him Bradley from here on out.
03:00:04
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Mouth hug, Bradley. Married man are you, Mr. Bradley? Brady the brave. Leave now, Bradley. We're done.
03:00:22
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I love that fucking we have he's got He's got karaoke to get to. Yeah, I love it. I don't care what he says. It seemed really cool.
03:00:34
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What are you doing? He's on a vacation far away. We have Rock Lee, who I have already revealed as being the second villain in this group. Rock Lee, the beat tyrant.
03:00:49
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The beat tyrant. All right. the beat tyrant all right Red and black set up with EDM combat screams villain, dropping base bombs and remix viruses to dominate the airwaves like a cyberpunk, Dr. Doom.
03:01:04
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He turns music into weapons, forcing eternal raves under his rule. They're just being racist at this point. Rock, he's a villain, man. Sorry, Rock.
03:01:16
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and and the short And the shortest commentary. yeah bill well his his His power sounds awesome though. Base Bomb Remix drops explosive remixes that hack reality with EDM viruses turning sound waves into combat beats that disorient and dominate.
03:01:34
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His red-black setup fuels this villainous force, forcing eternal raves where foes dance to his tyrannical rhythm like a dubstep apocalypse. Yeah, you get them dancing rock and I'll sick the fucking war dogs on them, man.
03:01:49
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There you go. I don't know. feel like the villain rock leaves
03:02:03
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For my vengeance, I got lost in depression.
03:02:56
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I like that. Was that Rock? Yeah. That is badass. Dude, Rock is up. That needs to be on my workout playlist.
03:03:10
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rock did today did today i make that for you man and yeah I would have probably put me on like draw me up in some other shape or form I don't know I like me for whatever reason I've decided I'm done like no shit Rock big ups man that was badass yeah it was Rock makes some badass stuff yeah if you're not subbed to his channel go do it we got one more we don't have to do it I'm subbed to Rock let's do it let's do it because I know it's you
03:03:44
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It better not be me, Remy. And if they say my power is white power, I'm quitting the panel.
03:03:55
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Wow. i need ah I need another drink, but I'm going to throw on my avatar here. yeah I'm going to give my dog a chub. All right. Okay.
03:04:09
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I'll pour it, I'll pour it.
03:04:15
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Come on, Remy. Don't do that. right. all right Remy, old Radio Daddy is an anti-hero. Also known as the Radio Angel.
03:04:29
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Deadlocked and leather-clad with a daddy broadcast aura. I need to get rid of that. i need to get rid of that. Deadlocked and leather-clad with a daddy broadcast aura.
03:04:42
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You're the antihero. Guiding heroes with angelic radio signals, but with a dark paternal twist that bends the rules for the greater good or for fun. Like Constantine on crack, you're heavenly...
03:04:55
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I like that. You're heavenly but hellbent on your own terms, zapping foes with frequency blasts. all And my power is frequency angelic broadcast.
03:05:06
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Broadcast radio signals that zap foes with heavenly static or guides allies with paternal whispers and wisdom. binding frequencies to heal or to harm As the dreadlocked daddy, this anti-hero power mixes guidance and dark twists turning into ethereal channels for rule-bending interventions like a broadcasting constantine.
03:05:28
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Leather-clad daddy is all I heard. yeah yeah i'm like too i need to and and I'm changing my title. I'm changing my file. What was my name? what did it won' What did it change my villain name to?
03:05:42
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Who? Who's asking? Rocky. Oh, yours was, um if I could actually pull up the right damn thing here. Yours was mother daddy Rock Lee the Beat Tyrant.
03:05:55
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The Beat Tyrant. I like that. What was mine again? It was just Britney, bitch, right? Yours was, no, no. I mean, it might it might just be Britney. It's Britney, bitch. No, yours was the sassy sass assassin.
03:06:10
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Oh, yeah. Sassy assassin. assassin. Mm-hmm. yeah
03:06:18
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leather clad bag i'm in the back chat sarge is in there i changed this i'm doing this for one of two reasons one if you guys want to get involved with this and two i need britney to dme if you're comfortable with it your address he man He's going to send you a moment. When you get moved. when you get And also, yeah, when you get nude.
03:06:51
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Yeah, I know. Lumberjack, long dick. Okay, let me put my boyfriend up in here. I'm going to say, i I am happily married. Oh.
03:07:05
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We're just going to install some security cameras in your shower for your protection. or your i at yeah that's where That's where people get attacked. Brittany's met Angie. she's She's the greatest girl in the world. so but Yeah, Angie's cool as fuck.
03:07:23
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Fuck yeah, she is. And then Kayla, she's pretty freaking cool too. i got to meet her at the New Year's Eve thing. I don't get along with a lot of chicks.
03:07:36
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she's she's three Most chicks don't get along with a lot of chicks. To be fair, most dudes don't get along with a lot chicks either. Who do you think the problem is? I mean, that's why I let them sell, man. It just drove you crazy.
03:07:51
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i mean that's how i let him so i mean ah like one that just drove you crazy Don't give a fuck about your nails or what you did last weekend. Anyhow. He only cares about what you did last summer. All their shit. I'm going to show off.
03:08:11
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Hey. There you Brittany and Angie, man, they vibe pretty good together. Man. not comedy Hey, anybody ah in the comments, man, if you good guys can get a picture of her feet on that couch, man, I'll pay $100. I don't understand the question, Jersey.
03:08:33
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Where you playing paintball there, Nils?
03:08:37
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I still don't get the question. She's talking about the beard and the avatar. yeah Oh, no, no, that's definitely not paintball. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can we show that on Cam, Brittany?
03:08:51
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rock calm down no that but that was sport that was for lost in the woods Leonard would in Missouri we my remember that i show a gun on here but yeah i paint ball bro is paintball I think you're all right no that was not paintball that was definitely not him but we actually did you opt for one against the other
03:09:16
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we're in memorial tunnel so we thought you know the r r roes sarjul you'll love this shit so we thought our ah roes for that it gives the uh the uh the fbi um counterterrorism task force you know those fuckers don't play by the rules either so they told us it it's free game yeah here's what we're going man like we were underneath the cars in the fucking tunnel um which they do for for for training here in West Virginia. Well, you must have been underneath a truck because you look pretty thick in that picture, motherfucker. No, I was about 204 pounds in that picture.
03:09:51
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But, yeah, man, they were like, they were, they were, they were, were, they saying the fucking rounds underneath the vehicle to hit us and they were, we were, we weren't using paintball, we were using, or mild gear, we were using the fucking rubber bullets.
03:10:04
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They lit us up, dude. They lit us up. I came home with welts, and Angie was like, what happened? I was like, I don't want to talk about it. That's because you suck. If you came home with welts, then you suck. No, no, no, no. It had nothing to do with that. We were playing all four. We were opposition four, so we were playing the terrorists.
03:10:24
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So we had to complain. Those fucking guys just wore us out that weekend. It was wild. I'll be back grabbing a beer. Two of my old best friends were professional paintballers.
03:10:42
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One was on the front page of the paintballing magazine, which I didn't even know was a thing. but These weren't paintballs. We'd go out there and we'd just fucking dominate. every week these These weren't paintballs. These were fucking rubber bullets. You're just putting everything you do, aren't you?
03:11:02
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What the hell for us, for civilians, what does ah ROE stand for? Retards on ecstasy? What you can and can't do.
03:11:13
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what you can and can't do be engagement Yeah, roles of engagement. calm roses I was going to say thanks for tearing that down. I like retards on ecstasy way better, by the way. I like retards on ecstasy too. I think that'll be amazing. to be only The only time like for hand-to-hand combat. Are you kidding me? wish my dog was here. please so It's different than the training exercise for the ROEs for hand-to-hand combat. like You're only allowed to use it in that training exercise. Yes.
03:11:43
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for um which which is our TX's is to subdue. it's different over where you are. We're playing the enemy, right?
03:11:56
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And we were behind bars and shit in the tunnel. oh well this stuff i mean They were ricocheting rounds off the edge of the tunnel and underneath big fucking vehicles to hit it. i mean just They were on point. That's the best way i can say it. like there was they they They overtook us very fast.
03:12:13
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And we did three rounds for them because it's training for them. And, uh, us up, dude, that first round, they wore it out.
03:12:24
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And it's good to see if there was, if there was like a terror situation in America, And they call that, and the FBI Counterterrorism Task Force is actually made up of like US Marshals, FBI, ATF, and others.
03:12:37
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So it's a joint task force. So like, if they had to actually put the guys in action, they would effectively um eliminate the opposition. That's the best way I can describe it. If there was an invasion in America, I'd be more worried about the civilians than the alphabet warriors in the... in the in the the military. Well, yeah, I mean, we would like, we like everybody knows. I know what happens. The military was completely useless.
03:13:08
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Oh, it was for DHS Jersey. Um, a couple of us volunteered for that. yeah We were with what's called a SCF, which is search. computer i watch red on if you've never seen it ah great So within DHS, they have, uh, they have a special 3000 person response team called SCF.
03:13:26
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Um, we, we do everything from biological, I mean, from all terrorist events, by you know, CBRN to, uh, we do NSSC events. We do a natural disaster, stuff like that. So 300 person, uh, per region.
03:13:40
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Um, and I was out of region three, which is out of Philadelphia. So, um, and we would do different, what we called, ah um, NICS exercises, national emergency. Philadelphia is a war zone in itself. We could all do with the world a favor and just nuke Philadelphia. Yeah. know We have yeah we go youog like we could just sell them to Canada and make some money. all of you I like what you think,
03:14:10
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But for this picture, were in O'Connor. While we're at it, we could get rid of both the Dakotas. We don't need either one of them. care on it The national debt is out of control. We need to find a way to pay for it. Yeah, they need to rename West Virginia to Beth Virginia, but that's just me.
03:14:28
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Jersey, before we do anything to to Philly, we'll make sure we relocate you to Kentucky so you're safe. Obviously, you are number one priority. We have to make sure you're safe. And then we take care of Philadelphia.
03:14:40
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Absolutely. well Simultaneously. Return on equity. Damn it, Robert. Do you think you had immigrants living in the caves of the Pennsylvania? California can go. Big Snake, California.
03:14:57
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Those are called hillbillies, man. Yeah. Oregon, Long-Termin. We actually had a nickname in DHS for like all these militia groups in Appalachia. The hills have eyes and almost GEDs. So we called them Y'all-Qaeda.
03:15:15
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Return on equity. Yeah, no. my just was Where are Shorebillies? Because we're on the beach. Yeah, we we had to different things. Eagles?
03:15:29
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No, we don't have to say Eagles, Phillies, the Flyers, and or the Sixers. They can all be gone too. Sorry, Jersey. Look, we're going to save you, but we're not saving them.
03:15:41
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maybe Maybe Saquon Barkley. Maybe Barkley. We'll see. If we have time. So every every February, releases what we call a an IA, which is intelligence assessment. And it is based off different things issues like that. like we We actually we we had one, and it's based you know's just different things, but Every month we would have some type of tabletop exercise.
03:16:07
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It was virtual. And like one year, i think it was August or September in 2016, there was nothing planned. So we actually had a zombie apocalypse scenario, which is fucking funny. That was probably the funniest one. Actually, also Jason Kelsey, if he's still the Philadelphia area.
03:16:23
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Yeah, this this is like at the federal level, man. Jason Kelsey is the man. But from... Jason's cool. We like Jason. From the IA release in February. Also, for the cheese sticks, we'll save them as well.
03:16:42
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We had one that the safest place, and it was like a joint effort between DOJ and DHS, that if there was like some type of a major... we Okay, so we we base we base different types of disasters or scenarios from type one to five.
03:16:59
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So 5 is like the worst. Type 5 would be... like fantastic Every national athlete. Military and shit like that. so um Type 2-3, Type three four was the team that I was on. Type 5 we could handle.
03:17:16
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Anyhow, so... The safest place in America. The safest place in America in a Type 5 incident is Appalachia. Answer your fucking phone. Holy shit. Somebody saw the going somebody many saw the fucking picture of her and her boobs yeah we may eyes we know hertender's going where's your chiale remindders going nuts
03:17:49
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where's your where's your tolabel shaman You're pretty good right now. Yeah, no shit. Did you care? you Yeah, everybody You know butter home she's mad at you. She's giving me the cold shoulder. That's I like you know You know it's funny though as I was getting on like as soon as I stood up and got my phone ready She was just started barking and I'm like shut the fuck up Right No, I think he's just doing it on purpose now Bridget breeze watching
03:18:20
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He's watching. No, he's part of this show. shit ah I'm sorry. All right, Blake. I know you told me to stop saying fuck off. Yeah, stop saying the F word. Stop saying the F word. Yeah, this is a family channel.
03:18:36
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yeah This is a fucking family channel. Well, you can't say freak off either because we don't have enough baby oil. we but We may not have baby oil, but we have a lot of glitty oil.
03:18:52
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Glick oil? It's glazy oil, isn't it? to melt it it out. Isn't that what Quagmire says? Glickety?
03:19:03
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03:19:17
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03:19:33
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That's true. no no it's true Okay. nature ah very My medicine running off and I'm not feeling so good. so i show you shaman We were talking earlier about how you're not real. You're just an AI character because you never show your face. you don't have to an edge yeah look it Look at fucking lumberjack over there just stirring the pot.
03:19:56
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mean I can neither confirm nor deny. mean I do have answers to everything. Do not the show. have Have a great night, y'all. Later, chick.
03:20:13
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he's now sting the pot yeah good I love that you guys are giving Brittany shit for the fucking sounds. It was my phone that was going off. Jesus Christ!
03:20:29
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I was just sitting here letting her fucking take it Take that. Take that. Yeah. that That's what he said. I just let her take it. It's Brittany,
03:20:41
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bitch. but she took it like a champ, though. She's like, oh, he won't stop. It wasn't even him. he's a tough That's the thing that fears me out about Brittany. She's like my wife. She has the mind of a dude. It's scary.
03:20:59
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ah well like to As long as they don't have the body of a dude. right Does she like to peg you or what? No, no, man. We're not going go back to the whole talk with Alonzo.
03:21:12
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She's definitely a chick. you dirty, dirty girl. low dog was that was so was more he said and all i was big big fredie I was just sitting here that was me He's like the dude, it's like that fucking scene on Liar Liar when he gets off the elevator and turns around it was me.
03:21:35
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He farted on the elevator. What was funny was Brent was like, oh, he's just doing it to mess with you. It wasn't even fucking him. and She even took credit for it. I know. yeah You know what's funny is she's probably still looking for the text messages. She's trying to find out where they went. She's like, I heard my phone pinging. Where the fuck, where's where's all this shit at?
03:21:58
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i literally I would literally love to meet you in Jersey. And the one thing I could say about Jersey is she is genuine. Yep, she's definitely that. oh and She's genuine.
03:22:09
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and You can describe Jersey in one word, genuine. Oh, my God. Jersey, that's so funny. It was me I'm a real boy.
03:22:21
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Whoa. Way to go, Pinocchio. Pump the brakes. We're going to start over. It was Jersey, and we're going to present that happened after that. just she's back She's back to say, fuck you, MoDog. She's like, I thought I i thought i had 30 texts to read, but apparently wasn't me. ah The truth goes now.
03:22:47
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That's not even why i came back. She thought she was getting laid. Brittany was praying. Remy, do the damn thing. Ding. Ding.
03:23:00
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Ding. Somebody many saw Brittany's news and reported it to the SPCA. Oh my lord. have to give her a hug. Alright, I'm putting my phone on mute, Jersey. Okay.
03:23:16
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i think agree I think those are... Brittany, silence your phone when you come on the stream, please. I know you don't even live with her yet, but you still have to sleep on your own couch, okay? I know, right?
03:23:27
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Right here, bro.
03:23:31
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It's very rude coming in here. Brittany's shining like a diamond. Yep. that darker you making jersey wow rock rock Rock said he don't care about your text messages. He wants to he just wants his pictures of your feet. Yeah, Jersey did sound like sick. I was like, fuck, man.
03:23:50
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Sarge is getting hell of a lot of news right now. Sorry, Jersey, that he messaged me and You know what he asked for. She just sent it back to the dick pics that he sent her. My cold medicine is running out and I feel like shit.
03:24:06
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That's why. Try one medicine. Mi devaka.
03:24:13
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that's probably helping you kills all bacteria so that you will kill you with vodka my I'll so I might be back in a little bit we'll see yeah we wait out it but we hope when you figure out you don't have any bunch of text on your phone it know what? Sarge, Sarge. Tell Jersey text. All of a sudden, I have a life, so everybody will... Everybody, I'm going to do this, and I don't give a fuck what you say, Glick.
03:24:47
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Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What the hell? I'm so proud of you. She's going to crash a network.
03:25:00
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right What was she doing? I'm sorry, what? i Yeah, you don't know how to fucking hear you. Brittany, the roast is Saturday, honey.
03:25:11
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i Okay, i this isn't a roast. This is me just trying to do a shout out. This is a barbecue. This is the fucking deli aisle, okay? I am just trying to do a shout out. Can any woman ever fucking talk? God damn.
03:25:28
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Okay, say it, Brittany. No.
03:25:32
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Snotty comedy. How many times have you shot her out? You've shot her out a million times tonight. Yeah, you've done it like 14 times. bro We get it. We all love snotty comedy. Does he have a website? God damn it.
03:25:49
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Does he know what he's in for yet?
03:25:53
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Heavy Clujity Man. Evan has been school and floating around on dating websites for so long. He was like, eh, fuck it, I'll settle.
03:26:04
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Damn. Brittany, who the fuck is snotty? He's like, I just have to settle with this one. Can't always get what you want. Exactly. Did you guys start dating before or after the AI titty pics?
03:26:22
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but Wow, he's going to be disappointed. he caught me. Right? Well, he said he'd pay for my pits. I mean, he's got a 3D printer. He'll make her. Yeah, you you want a Big Mac, and you end up getting those mini sausage biscuits.
03:26:39
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You started to go fund me for bigger titties right now. Let's go. There are so many things that I want to fucking say, but I can't. Oh, yeah. sure not You can, actually. You have the First Amendment right, just like everybody else. but How do you feel that probably got bigger titties?
03:26:58
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No. She said gross. No, I said no. that's what You have so many things you want to say, and the only thing you can say is no. Yes. Nope. Fuck.
03:27:12
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As much vodka as you drink. No. Yes. No. I will have some comedy shows coming up with him in the future.
03:27:24
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two comedians together. Let's go. Gotcha, bitch. Sounds like a comedy show. That was that was perfect
03:27:40
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Who are the two comedians that are to be on the show?
03:27:49
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You're fucking dicking your balls. You wish! That would be entertaining. Brittany, that would be three. Have you seen his dicking balls? That's hard.
03:28:03
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I got you, She threw you to the side, Robert. She was like, fuck you, man. She was more interested in somebody with a snot logo.
03:28:19
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Just saying. yeah you're You're better off, Robert. I got you, buddy. I'm here. He's got you. I felt waves of sadness and rivers of tears flooded down my face when I found out Brittany's found. Don't worry, Robert Platinum. I got you, buddy. You're better. There's better for You can do better. of It was me again. Hey, Brittany, good for you. Even if you're moving to Shitsburg. RIP, Robert Platinum. Oh, you think I want to move to Pittsburgh? It's not even in Pittsburgh. It's the area.
03:28:54
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Oh, man. Let me know when you're working because you're only like three and a half hours away. So what part of the armpit are you moving to? Yeah. Get out of the beast mode. Beast mode. What up, Beast mode?
03:29:08
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Let me know where you're working so i can come up here and fucking rob you. The newly single Beast mode I've seen on YouTube. His wife divorced him because he was playing Diablo without her. yeah I'm sorry.
03:29:21
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I wish you the best of luck, buddy. That was unfortunate, but you know what? Keep your chin up. There's other fish in the sea. That's right. There's Fallout 76. keep your head up I'll cheers to that. Cheers to lot of you. And if you guys like being here, thank you. And if you guys like this kind of content, make sure that you hit that like and subscribe button for some more fucking nonsense. Let's go.
03:29:43
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Yeah, hit the like and subscribe or Jedi gets it. And AI titties. Yes. And AI titties. Jedi's going to get it regardless, just so you know, Nils. He is from the back.
03:29:56
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He's going to get it good. yeah i got another I got another yacht to buy. yeah you think the ladies grow itself no like share subscribe to the lazy the lazy glicks only fan page uh papa glick needs a new yacht yeah they called the minister the freak show who's platt jersey what chris oh oh the oh no chris glad chris oh no Was that Guardians the Galaxy? Man, dude, I'll tell you what. yeah a lot
03:30:29
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Robert Duvall and Robert Dean? No, it was Robert Duvall. Passed. yeah no but there's Another actor. i saw this yesterday morning that had passed.
03:30:42
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um um He had Lee Harris. He was a really good actor, too. Yeah. Dawson's Creed, dude. No, no, no, no, no. Not...
03:30:51
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dawson's creek um about robert and no not not Vanderbeek, there was another one that that had passed. There was like four actors. I don't even want to fucking talk about it.
03:31:02
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I don't even want to fucking talk about it. Because I had three emergency picks but i mean have i get a woman i that And before I made them, they all died. Eric Dane, fucking James Vanderbeek, and Brad Arnold. They all died.
03:31:18
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Yeah. Before I made the emergency picks. I didn't pull the trigger. So, for my son... I just don't even want to talk about it, guys. You're going to love this, Blake, and I can tell you right now. I got it from my son. Eric Dane. Yeah, it was Eric Dane. Thank you, Jersey.
03:31:40
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yeah Who's Eric Dane? I've got show you all right you're going next year thanks salmon you one inside the nielless mansion You're welcome. Speaking of Brad Arnold with Three Doors Down, i actually got him a signed autograph from... Nice.
03:32:01
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The real host of the show tonight is Remy. here we go okay that's That's why I don't know him, Jersey. okay Well, it's it's down there, but yeah, Three Doors Down, Brad Arnold signed it. the other day You lived in Maui, Robert? Why did you leave?
03:32:17
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I like how you said screak. I him that real You how know you're black, Robert Platinum? Well, outside of the fact that you're broken, you smoke duperes. So, yeah, there you go. And you're a villain. And you're a villain.
03:32:35
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The only time I was actually ever like a folk in my band was when Lance did it. Join me, Robert! did you leave Malibu?
03:32:47
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Hawaii's got a really bad drug problem. Yeah. this hold on anatomy euphoria He also did a couple episodes of Charmed.
03:32:59
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Didn't watch any them. The only thing that I remember about Charmed is Paige. didn't know who he was. I thought he was an actor. He played like TV's boyfriend. Kayla was like, why McDreamy not McSweeney? And I'm like, what the fuck?
03:33:11
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why dr mcremi and not mcne me and i'm like what the Wait, was he was steam
03:33:20
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he was steamy? And Dr. McDreamy is still alive. And I was like, i don't know. Oh, shit. We everybody shut the fuck up.
03:33:32
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Whoa. Daddy. Daddy Scotto. What's up, Scotto? We got Scotto in the hizzies. Damn, son. You're growing that fucking hair out, ain't you?
03:33:46
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Oh, yeah, I'm totally getting into this white, so I'm just throwing it the fuck out. Looks good on you, man. Yeah, it does. What they call that? ah Going into your your next stage of being a silver fox or what? like like I can whip my hair back and forth. Let's go.
03:34:05
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lift up in go well that Purple rain t-shirt what? ah matthews these are pairful Oh, yeah gu me sha me chumm me My are purple you what gay anthem Okay, like i was you left you beat me it say your were purple to you fuck oh shit We're doing Oh damn it my bal all up in this bi Let's fucking go, y'all. Scotto, I got to talk to you for a minute here. ah First and foremost, Scotto, I love that you're growing your hair out.
03:34:44
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I love the gray. You can just grab it. yeah yeah Yeah, you already know. You didn't have to diet like Glick had to do his beard. so yeah yeah yeah shes Cheers.
03:34:59
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Cheers. Cheers, fuckers. boom I don't know. I've never watched Grey's Anatomy. I don't have any beverages to cheers. Cheers to the cum streaks and fucking Glick's beard. kneean chairs to the com streaks and fucking glispeard Cheers. They're not. Oh, yeah.
03:35:19
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Scatto, my punch card is full, so I have one good picture of me, okay? Everywhere I go, everybody has 30 of the BFPs that you made of me that are terrible. Oh, shit. We got Beast Mode, too. What up, Beast? My punch card is full.
03:35:37
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The Georgia Outlaw. What's up, everybody? How you doing? Let's go on, Beast. Cheers. Let's go. You guys can DM me all the bad news and lazy you want, and I'll make sure they get on the show. I'm going to give a shout-out to Beast Mode. Beast Mode, Beast Mode. Beast Mode, I just want to be the first one to say r i p to your marriage, and and I'm sorry, buddy, but if you need a friend, I'm here.
03:36:05
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i i see you but how dare you play here would have mad y there yeah that was a funny chart be my out of money as short it was almost like the one when you talk about the anal thing although although be although that was actually where i was like I made was like, something horrible happened this morning. They were, uh, at least she told me she don't love me. And you hear in the background, she goes, all I said, I didn't want to I mean, I was like, it's the same thing.
03:36:41
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so That one made I watched like four times a joke because it cracked me up so fucking much. But the Diablo thing, that was the second. I know what Victoria's Secret is. It's Adol.
03:36:55
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You guys can do that. You did not just steal my motherfucking joke. That is one of my fucking... That's an old joke, girl. What are you talking about? Quit getting your jokes from the fucking internet, chick. It's easily from the late ninety s Come on, girl.
03:37:12
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this Just I'm hearing you, girl.
03:37:23
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Britney, we still love you. Beast Mode, I just want to say I feel your pain because I feel like as soon as I teach my girlfriend how to play Call of Duty, that if I ever play without her, I'm going to be in the same boat you're in, buddy. You won't get no Call of Duty.
03:37:42
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No, no, if I ever, once I teach her, if I play without her, Beastman and I are just going be like, well, we fucked up again. You're going to have to jerk each other off.
03:37:53
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Again. Again. The first time the second time, That's intentional. also Also, Jersey, yourre if if if you guys are cuddling on the couch watching reruns of, what is that, Grey's Anatomy?
03:38:12
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Yeah. That's fine. I just don't want to be accused of kidnapping Moe Dog because it's not kidnapping. He comes out well if they're on if they're on the couch cuddling watching this shit We're not there where we're down at some bar whether it's the gay one or not but whatever these anatomy gay and i mean but all you and watch crazy we we might we might stick around for a little while depending on the amount of clothes you guys got on I mean, you know that ah ah Like have
03:38:50
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That's a win-win for both of us. on right yeah get together Cheers, Glick! Cheers, Now we're losing this
03:39:02
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Hey, if you're ever into bad news, just remember, Flick or Glick. Moe Dogg and Glick are winning at life right now. Hey, honey, you want to watch Fifty Shades of Grey's Anatomy?
03:39:15
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Kayla, we dare you. We dare you in Jersey. There. It's official. I dare you. Yeah, no balls. Triple down there. Leaving us to... Dare you.
03:39:31
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I triple down there. and the Have you seen the Christmas story? Yeah.
03:39:40
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And it ain't going be a cold pole on the playground you're licking. Just a damn. I'm not hating on McSteamy or McCheney. I don't know who is him. But Dylan McDermott.
03:39:52
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I'm Dylan McDermott. I like him over Eric Dane. Don't judge me. It is what it is. I didn't watch any of that stuff, man.
03:40:03
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Yeah, but McDreamy is the one who's still alive. Yeah, I like him. Do you think McDreamy got created?
03:40:14
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For real, Kayla. Don't leave us to our own devices. He also did a really good show. Last really good. last shift was really good
03:40:28
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Cheers, Mills. I see you down there, motherfucker. Well, there you Here's the fucking friends we love. We share love and loyalty in all of blood. May we cheers to good happiness and health, to good fortune, life, and wealth.
03:40:44
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Cheers. That man was literally dead for 24 hours, and there was already a Netflix special. yeah rob what you Yeah, wait till this Vandy Guthrie comes out.
03:40:56
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To be honest, he had ALS, so he knew it was coming. Let's just be honest. I mean he did it
03:41:04
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i thought ALS was a learning disorder. You don't need alcohol, Robert. It can be a Coca-Cola or orange juice. It doesn't matter. Nils, you play Call Duty, bro? I used to, but not anymore. I'm i'm more into enlisted.
03:41:21
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It's a more worky game that's... I'm like Home Duty, you bitch. Yeah, no, right to the whole like Battlefield, like it's the same as fucking Mechanics. He literally sent his gamertag in the private chat. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
03:41:35
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So I play a lot of Enlisted on my own RDR2. Oh my god. Oh my god. You need to make up your mind, Britt. Are you leaving? Are you staying? What you doing, man?
03:41:47
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it's it's oh my god so big it is what it is yeah i did the whole pod thing and battlefield for a while and battlefield well enlisted is really good though because mechanics are different so it was created by The people, it came out like three or four years ago um when it first came out from ah War Thunder, but it's like the intensive version of War Thunder.
03:42:16
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Badass. They still have vehicles. We were literally fucking talking about playing video games. And in the private chat, Nils put his Xbox gamer tag in there. and yeah thanks having And I didn't know he played Call of Duty or not. That's all I asked him.
03:42:35
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I'm the fuck now. Jesus Christ. Wait, who got mad? I get excited, man. Other YouTubers and stuff like that.
03:42:47
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Robert Platinum, you don't need alcohol, man. You got your blunts, man. Speaking of which, where the fuck did Rock Don't play be with anybody. I'm the one dude.
03:42:59
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I played with myself. You don't want that. Probably had a curfew. I haven't played Call of Duty since it fucking came out on PC. Fuck around and find out.
03:43:11
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What Stiffy? Stiffy's in the goddamn building. What up, Stiffy? Love you, Stiffy. Let's go. I'd like to put y'all to shame on some Call of Duty. Beast Mode. I'm sorry. You won't.
03:43:29
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I'm sorry. oh but but Name a first-person shooter. I will play you in it. And I will beat you. I'm sorry. Let's do it.
03:43:41
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It is very, very rare that I ever have bragging rights on fucking anything, but you will not beat me in a first-person shooter.
03:43:49
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know We need you to watch you. Rummy, hit me up, bro. We're 1v1-ing. Straight up. Let's go. Do you want to do old classic Black Ops 2? Or you want to do Modern Warfare 2? What you want? what you want we can livestream this shit. Halo 3, Halo Reach. This needs to happen.
03:44:14
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It's more so like Call of Duty or like
03:44:19
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jersey jersey jersey has nothing to do with being braggadocious it has to do with the serious levels of experience that's just confidence that's confidence i played call of duty with britney before that you guys fucking haven't are you you're fucking lying to me I like beast modes, man. Beast mode said you guys can live that and can watch, man.
03:44:49
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Yes. Oh, just got fucking serious now. Oh, we're fucking real. Wait, we got to start putting bets in on who's going to win now. He has never played me in a video game ever, so he must be a little died. Hey, don't be running up, Matthew. You ain't going to back it up now. Come on, man.
03:45:14
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I apologize for your grandpa. There's been a lot of shit talking. I'll pick his ass be like, boom, headshot, bitch. Are you all going to back it up? i know for shity lo easy don't know what you're talking about. Be You're going to make her rage quit. Stop.
03:45:28
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I'm not going to sit here and brag. will let my kill streak speak for itself. Oh, God damn. At least I how she's going to sound when I, at least I know how Brittany will sound when she's raging in the game as a whooper or I I'm sorry. I'm going to tell you right now. I'm putting my money on fucking Remy.
03:45:47
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My money's on Remy. I'm sorry. I'm ah i'm a grown-ass adult with adult responsibilities. i really don't have time to compare my dick size when it comes to video games. I played them for the games that were meant to be played before. No, no, we weren't. We were talking about that automatically lose because I'm like this. Don't worry.
03:46:06
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Don't worry. I mean, I'm fucking Remy. Don't worry. You can measure the size of your vagina, too. Don't worry. i mean i mean, at the end of the day, as a casual player...
03:46:20
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I'm pretty goddamn good. I handle my own. Y'all started talking about dick size. Scott had whipped his shit out and it fell so far over his table it broke his fucking monitor. So fucking shut up. Look, I felt the win from that. Like, the we' like it's it's here.
03:46:35
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My neighbor downstairs complained, so yes, this is true. it was a good Quit jumping up and down on the floor. I'm not. mean I don't mean to brag or anything. I don't want to sound braggadocious, but I've won multiple ah Madden tournaments, multiple Mortal Kombat tournaments. i mean Glick, this shit don't count when you're playing at a Chuck E. Cheese against fucking eight-year-olds, dude.
03:47:00
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for minute also So two, three, and four. Let's go. You told me I'll always be the greatest in the hall. That's in private. That's in fucking private. Not in Chuck E. Cheese, man.
03:47:16
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When I was tugging on your shirt saying, man, leave them little kids alone, dude. That's what I was talking about. No, not in didn't have I grew up on the Karate Kid.
03:47:31
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I show no mercy. I strike first. I strike hard. And I sweep away. No, no, no. Wax on, wax off. That's what you need to know. What's bad is I played Call Duty when that shit first came out fucking live. That's how fucking old I am. I remember back when before Call of Duty became the over-the-top thing...
03:47:51
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britney You weren't even alive when it first came out, man. Excuse me. Excuse me. of Duty came out on the PC first.
03:48:04
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It came out on the PC first. That's what I started doing. Brittany, you were not even alive when Mortal Kombat came out. and I'm not talking about Mortal Kombat. Mortal Kombat! You Call of about both of them. and like back i apologize. like play My
03:48:32
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Round two. Shout out to Nightbot. I don't know who Nightbot is, but shout out to Nightbot, who's right up there in line with with Jersey. Like and subscribe. It's free, and it goes a long way.
03:48:43
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Shout out, Nightbot. Anybody remember that game of Muddy Roar? Muddy Roar? Where you can turn into ammo. Primal Instinct.
03:48:56
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Yeah, Primal Instinct. Crazy. I like them. Killer Instinct, let's go. Killer Instinct, holy shit, dude. Killer Instinct had the thousand hit combos and shit. The guy was dead five minutes ago. She had the highest. I will fuck you up with Orchid or Saber Wolf. I don't know if you guys want to get along with me better. Saber Wolf is my dude. Man, I will fuck you up. I'm going to get in touch with you. You jealous, my dog?
03:49:34
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i'm ah butt I'm sitting here and I'm telling you, but before Call of Duty really, really hit it big, I was playing Medal of Honor. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Come on, man. Yeah, Medal of Honor, yeah, man. Big Red One.
03:49:46
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see I was playing that shit when it first came out, too. Rising Sun. Come on, now. I'm an ah fifty one a classic gamer. Come on. I started with Battlefield 1 and 2.
03:49:58
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Halo 1 combat evolve let's go baby yeah so far over here land parties baby I remember that shit Galaga dude my dad stomps I I remember yeah I i remember when like first-person shooter start first started coming out and shit and we were all playing and we used to have squads and get together and practice and I and perfect dark and oh my god
Gaming and Nostalgia
03:50:20
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like goal that i wow that was
03:50:24
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That was the one that started it all, i would say. Even though Frankenstein... Frankenstein... Wolfenstein 3D. Wolfenstein. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's what we have, Shaman. But... Wolfenstein 3D and then Doom? Oh, what the fuck? Shaman's speaking facts right now, bro. Duke Nukem? Duke Nukem? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
03:50:45
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I love that picture, Scotto. Robert Platinum said, fuck y'all Oregon Trail rules. Yeah. We'll be working in trouble right now if you want to. Yeah, that's not a first-person shooter, all right? let's Come on, man.
03:50:57
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Give me the floppy disk. I want to play. Hey, man, if you're going to touch a floppy, it's going cost you extra. You know what I mean? I don't know what it is. Well, if you hear you're here doing it, it's not floppy. Hey, what do you think? Remy. Remy. Yo. Was it the original?
03:51:13
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Or was it DIM? I don't know.
03:51:18
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was it the original or was it di no o no yeah he ah now duck cut No, duck Duck Hunt came out before Doom, dude.
03:51:29
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Oh, no, no, no. I thought he said... i I'm having audio things, so um I thought he said Duke Nukem, and i was like, wait a minute, hold up. He's talking about Duck Hunt.
03:51:40
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but Oh, Tom isn't a first-person shooter. Jesus Christ, you guys. There there you go, Blake. I'm not drunk enough for this shit. and i knew her I literally just came back from touching my dick, and I don't know what I did.
03:51:57
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I was wondering why you were licking your fingers. Right? No wonder. Keys are sticking, sir.
03:52:06
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yeah i don't I don't know. ah First and foremost, Pac-Man, Mario, Asteroids, Zelda, shit. so a first i'm sure out I'm sure I got to get your prime. You name name anything from the original Namco series or like the old Nintendo stuff? Oh yeah. I think most of us have played it and most of us have got some bragging rights somewhere.
03:52:27
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can we we we can all We can all agree that Zelda was a fucking loose whore. I mean, we can all agree on that. my first I don't know about that, but my dad, and this is one of the few things that I get to brag about my dad, my dad has done a run through of the whole entire first adventure in the original Zelda game using only the bombs.
03:52:49
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Only the bombs. I have never fucking done that. Like, I'm a gamer, and he is not, and he can fucking do that, and he's a god at that game. I've never seen something so absurd in my life where his son can't do that. Because that's all we had that's all we had back then.
03:53:06
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but it's It's absurd. like But I love it. i did I did a share screen. This will this will freak out. remy Yeah, my first gaming system was like, oh, oh over hell I'm fucking ready. I'm fucking ready. Oh, baby.
03:53:22
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Oh, shit. First person queues. What? its history or whatever what is it the steer shit well not let me first person cus
03:53:34
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Dysentery. Yeah, distance not dysteria. Sorry, my
03:53:43
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Sons of bitches. I want to be a carpenter from Ohio. Was it three? Wait, hold on second. Oh, this is a question. I don't get to pick.
03:53:55
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i don't i didn't oh yeah I want to be a farmer who owns a bank next to a carpenter in Ohio. Yeah, i want to be a carpenter in Ohio. and My name is Glick. What are your first names of your four other members? Moe Dogg?
03:54:08
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Kayla? Or Caleb? Jersey and Kayla. I'm going to give a shout out to the Oregon Trail for about to wreck our shit. Let's go.
03:54:19
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jersey Jersey, we about to fucking die of dysentery. I'm just saying. Dysentery. Dysentery. but <unk> or whatever He's be the last person.
03:54:31
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It's dysentery, you fucking ignorant fucks. That's what they get on the Oregon Trail, man. was trying to make fun of what Glick had said, but I couldn't remember exactly how bad he fucked it up. That motherfucker's over there making up fucking medical terms and shit, man. Who's the fifth person in my party? It's in the Glictionary. It's a real thing. Put the Glictionary. Hey, but just think. Just think. The kids now will grow up and think, these kids don't know the fun we had, you know?
03:55:01
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for Oregon is independent as Missouri. You must decide which month to leave. ah ah We want to leave in March, beginning of spring. i ah No, no, no. I don't think that you want to leave at the beginning of the spring. If you leave in May, you're at the actual end of spring and you're starting to come into summer and that's when you're not going to encounter so much ice. You're going to get more wildlife and things like that. That would be what I would choose, but I'm not the final decider here.
03:55:27
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You know what? You know what? I mean i i don't care because we're all dying of dysentery, so it doesn't matter. That's right. we yeah yeah Just just just just cheer you. I don't just cheer you.
03:55:39
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I pick some pick some. What are we doing? I know I mean, we're go April. What is it?
03:55:50
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I'll agree to April. like I can agree to April. raina or leaving an independent oh god kid Kids today watching this shit would be like, damn, man. All our ancestors were fucking retards, man. I have $800. In 1848, I have $800. Ballin' motherfuckers.
03:56:07
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and eighteen forty eight i have eight hundred dollars forty eight ball in mother fingers yeah for oxen but to and a lot of money have i't where we're going I never knew where the organ took us.
03:56:20
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It was not. Yeah, let's get let definitely get some ah clothing and and and spare clothing and some. Yeah. Mm hmm. Even though. I don't know.
03:56:32
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Decent number of spare parts. So shout out to Amy in the chat. What's up, Amy? What up, Amy?
03:56:44
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do July fun calm down robert platin we're talking agree I'm not gonna say I remember being you know a kid actually going on the Oregon Trail before it was a game art that all we lost a wheel we got parts we got parts exactly ah we lost a wheel god dear it's okay we got we got parts we got parts mo dog help make this trail wide or exactly
03:57:12
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yeah really
03:57:20
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the The music was badass. Right? on You should hear the bass. um I'm just sticking around to see when we die dysentery.
03:57:32
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oh Because it's happening. Oh, you drink from the water and the alligator came up. Just hear you. drink from the water and the alligator came up this this thisteror You went to pee in the forest and a snake.
03:57:52
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I'm gonna beat you. Oh, is Nightbot Chaka? Is Nightbot Chaka? Nightbot is beast mode. Y'all said hey to Amy. I don't see Amy in the chat. what to fuck you Amy is definitely in the chat. Amy was right up here.
03:58:08
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Right there. I'm assuming that's Amy. Yeah, there's Amy. That's her. The one and only.
03:58:17
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Oh, Samarican Amy. How you doing? Welcome, welcome. Wow, we had a boat. Who built that fucking raft? Oh! Oh, but she's not on YouTube, right? she on like Facebook or something? What actual No.
03:58:32
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I don't see her in a YouTube chat. Maybe she blocked me. I don't know. one I don't see her either. You broke Kayla's leg. What the fuck is happening right now? You would still be able to see it in the comments here on StreamYard, Modog. okay You just gotta scroll up a little bit.
03:58:46
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Glick, where do you play this game? Drop the link in description. don't know. This is Nils. This is Nils playing it. Nils. Nils. Nils. nails Nils, I need this um amount. See, in Modog, Amy says that she wouldn't walk in my guy.
03:59:03
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Yeah, I see her in StreamYard. I just don't see her on YouTube. i don't I don't look at the chat in StreamYard. I'm usually watching YouTube on the big screen. i don't know That's where I'm going right now. okay i what must be Okay, how do I find this? Either way, hello, Amy. How you doing?
03:59:19
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Nils, drop the link. with the channel right no's dropped the link You must... Nils got the hookup for classic games right here. Let's go. Bro, I got you. Oh, God, this reminds me of playing Shadowgate back in the day. Let's go. Anybody remember that? You can go through two and a half minutes. Shadowgate?
03:59:40
Speaker
Shadowgate had some of the best fucking, ah you know, like, old school classic retro music that you're going to get in video games, man. What was that an ninja game? Shinobi.
03:59:52
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i'll I'll share a bit of one for a point Hell yeah, we're going to Ferk. I mean, we've got 204 miles, 200 and some odd miles under our belt. There's Ferk. Oh, God, Moodog. I see.
04:00:06
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See, fuckers. Save Moodog. We got to save him. ah Put Mullen Yeah, sleep we are who are Put me down. You guys can eat me.
04:00:19
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We're to the village. Look, look, look. See?
04:00:28
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I'm just pissed it was typhoid and not dysentery. Yeah, what a pussy going out of typhoid. I must been that dumb motherfucker drinking out of the creek. you are your on pens and the two Or Or that. Yeah, let's yeah let's fucking keep going. I accidentally pissed in my own mouth and now I have to. Exactly.
04:00:52
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I was on my back sleeping. um You know, ah it was windy and I pissed right into the wind and it blew right into the mouth. I'm sorry, we was all busy. We was so busy trying to get a buffalo.
04:01:07
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Hey, Glick, since we're we're since we're doing an extra stream on in here, do you care if I also restream? No, absolutely. I have the i have that that opened up as long as you let your streamers know. Don't say restream about around fucking Modog. He just died from typhoid, okay? yeah oh you moog Did we lose Modog?
04:01:31
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Yeah, typhoid took me out, man. No, you just had typhoid. It didn't say you died. No, I think that farmer in the middle of the field just shot me. That's me laying there my back. but that's god the bison That's not you. No, oh that's ok wait it's just you waiting for Jersey. I mean, I put a couple pounds on, so, you ah i don't know. if we lost I don't know that we lost anybody yet. I know Kayla had a broken leg and Modal got typhoid. You know, I always wonder how they never explain how the broken legs happen on that you're going to go full quick.
04:02:06
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Yeah, let's help for some food. Yeah, Remy, anybody who's on the panel, if you want to share it to your stream, you're welcome to as long as you let people know to come follow us here on the Nonsensical Network. You know, don't even give them cocky-ass squirrels. They think they own the place. Fuck that squirrel. Kill that fucking bison.
04:02:24
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Oh, that squirrel? Shoot the deer. Jesus Christ. Hey, you don't have a... it's not a living Oh my god, you are no viking. You are no Scandinavian. No, not even close. Y'all said squirrel. I thought that was a piece of shit running across the screen.
04:02:44
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I thought maybe that's where I got the typhoid. Jesus Christ, who set fire to the goddamn wagon? nor We're all fucked. that damn blue i get star for Oh my god, who died?
04:02:59
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Who died? It was me. I promise it was me. At some point it'll be me. God damn Broken wheel? God damn it. shit. got heart on. Hey! Washington Monument. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. broken wheel god damn it oh shit you're in charge that wheels in that third broken axle
04:03:27
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That's the place where he held up Simba. sin There's the circle of life, death, ah whatever. to He holds him up, points him to Pittsburgh and say, that's the land you don't want to go to. Pittsburgh, Simba, you must never go there. pittsburgh You are not a very good hunter. Shoot that running shit, Nils. Shoot it. What are you shooting at, Nils? There's nothing even there. red deal What? Hey.
04:04:00
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what Watch the next time squirrel runs across stream tell me don't look like shit out there running around I'll fix it for you army training sir oh there's our little rabbit like it's white you youw you pew it shits harder on look he shoot he he's shoot as good as a storm trooper hey i'll fix it for you army training sir thank you If you would like to donate to the NSN, the Nonsensical Network, it is always appreciated.
04:04:29
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Never hope.
04:04:33
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Is that Fabio fighting an Indian? What the was that? I didn't know music is sound. on Have we made it to our final destination yet? What the hell? no Nobody's died of dysuria? Dysuria.
04:04:48
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Same thing. Fucking retards. Jesus. I don't know died. I don't know who's toast on that one. Isn't that a Ricky Martin song? Dysuria? Dysuria?
04:05:01
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i feel like I feel like Bad Bunny performed that at the Super Bowl. I think it was Rihanna. Oh, that's why I couldn't understand you. Okay. should not let people be our hunter ever. owners the worst our Mills is the worst hunter of all time.
04:05:20
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Well, he's been drinking. you shouldn't have a gun when you've been drinking. ah yeah Why did you not buy any wheels? We don't need any money. Dude, you need to buy more wheels. So we already broke three of them motherfuckers.
04:05:33
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Remy's the worst wheel guy on the planet. and Apparently, you need more ammo. I don't know. 74 bullets is pretty good. fuels and Dude, whenever I played that game, I never bought it. I just stocked up on the ammunition. that was you need You need wagon parts. I was up there shooting everything in the wilderness.
04:05:54
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Can we leave Typoid and Mary here? MoDog's dead anyways. Can we just leave him? That's just dead weight. Yeah, don't don't keep my carcass around. You'll get sick from it. he has Oh, my God. He has measles.
04:06:08
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Jersey's a god. Damn it. He didn't a vaccine. Fucking anti-matchers. What's going on, Daniel? Oh, my God. how long Don't eat the wild fruit.
04:06:23
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Who's the other voice I hear? That's Rick. The voice of reason. oh what's going What's going on, Rick? no it's the voice Jesus, you already died. My dog has a ghost. It's angels. speaking I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. It's the angels. In the sky, i would die. The other voice I hear is... Okay. they're so
04:06:52
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As soon as you said Rick, it made sense. I recognized it. If Rick's here, that makes you Morty. I'm picking Rick, bitch.
04:07:05
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Oh, shit, you have no oxen to pull your shit, bro. yes ah fires a That's Neil shot them motherfuckers for food, man. Neil, stop killing our oxen. Zero oxen.
04:07:17
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no put all water away with They got bad water, I guess. Then Kayla's broken language. They bought smart water at the store. You were just there.
04:07:28
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you know If you eat all your ox, then you're going to be stationary, so you're going to to learn how to plant crops wherever in the fuck you're at. No, we're all going to use our superpowers to be able to fly. Just hitch the wagon to Sasquatch over there, and he can drag that motherfucker. Exactly. Don't worry, guys. I'll save us all.
04:07:48
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i need beer. Dysentery took a number on me. We met an immigrant. You have exhaustion, Mo Dog. You have exhaustion. Where's ice when you need them? We met another immigrant. Where the fuck is ice at?
04:08:00
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All these immigrants. It's too hot. The weather's hot. Ice won't be there. then, the only ice was at the North Pole in Antarctica. Oh, yeah. We're melting ice. We don't like ice. Melt ice. Ice is bad. That's what I hear.
04:08:13
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That's what the interwebs tell me. Ice is bad. Europe, they don't use
04:08:22
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Yeah, well, already kicked ass multiple times because they suck. So. Who's? one side of both them so oh yeah but know How do we get more oxen?
04:08:34
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Got a trade for them. Yeah, we have a trade. You're going to breed ah you're gonna have to breed them and wait a while. Mo' Dogg, I need you to take one for the team and breed the oxen.
04:08:47
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breath the audience to try you need to journey father scotto always knows the way Hey, where's Scotto at? We found Scotto on the trail. And he bred her off. I'm a covered wagon Scotto's like, hey. A new thing flashes on the screen.
04:09:11
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Glick has decided to stay at the brothel because he found his sweet little cat. Glick found his oxen, so he's staying at the brothel.
04:09:23
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The only prostitutes are the oxen. that Yeah, the only thing you can trade for right now is oxen. Otherwise, you're going die sitting right there on July 2nd. Oh, God, we're going to die. Oh, God, we're going to die. Oh, there you go. He'll trade you one ox.
04:09:38
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okay okay we got one ox so we can go the next one ox for that gli a whole box and a donut all we found wild sport we found wild truth all right yeah you know us group it' now gonna me Shoot the shit.
04:10:00
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Shoot the turd. Did you even shoot the squirrel just beat it to death? your go Looks like you fucking crisp bracketed that bitch. You shot the bush.
04:10:11
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oh You to go shoot a fucking pig. Can you eat the bush? Get the deer too. God damn it. yeah it's coming around got here hit the deer too god damn it We got a pile of shit and a bush in the air.
04:10:31
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Hey, we got something. The deer was a war o you witness. You have to witness it. MoDog has cholera. Cholera. Cholera.
04:10:41
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You got cholera. MoDog, why are you speaking with Mexican women? You got cholera.
04:10:59
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I'm using my once a time. I'm summoning Jesus. He's going to bring me back. You got this. Damn, like it I gotta take a piss, get a beer, and I fucking die. Damn it, man. They didn't even try to heal you.
04:11:14
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um know and the fuck over Oh my god. You need oxygen. You need oxygen. You need food. Oh shit. Independence Rock. Welcome Amy. Welcome to to to the channel.
04:11:27
Speaker
You need oxygen. Independence Rock. Independence Rock. you don't know Amy, Amy is fucking kick ass by the way. Yes. yes Jersey, you do and Kayla are still kicking. Unfortunately, we had our first casualty. was MoDog. see MoDog.
04:11:44
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I wish I had nice words to say about you, but... That's all right. I'm coming back as a ghost and tickling all your asses while you're running down the trail. you have Oh, don't turn us with a good time, MoDog.
04:11:55
Speaker
You have no food. You have no wagon times. Tell us how MoDog died. It's the only level of comfort we're going to get on this trip. Instead of having a poker night, can we have an Oregon Trail night where he puts in money and whoever doesn't die wins?
04:12:11
Speaker
I like that idea, gentlemen. That's okay. I take comfort in knowing you fuckers will be soon behind me. yeah Shoot the bison. He won't have to mourn me for long.
04:12:23
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Moe Dogg, I got get him credit, what my right for Who's hunting? I know, right? and I hung in there. i got i got sick as soon as the fucking trip started. Fuck.
04:12:36
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Stevie Wonder was hunting. He's got to have no kids because he can't shoot for shit. Fuck, Nils out here shooting rocks and shit, man. We are dead.
04:12:47
Speaker
You're all going to die because you can't hunt for food. Yeah, exactly. that what damage The animal leaves the screen fucking eight seconds later and Nils takes a shot.
04:12:58
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What the fuck? Nils is smoking all the rocks. look No wonder I died from fucking cholera or whatever the fuck it was.
04:13:33
Speaker
in the night it's shit on this not that easy Get that deer, get that deer. Oh my god. You got a lot of food though. You know, I judge people the way they play this game and I judge you. 100 pounds of food out of 1890 pounds of the buffalo. Yeah, there's 2,000 pounds of food and you just took the hooves, you dick. You took the fucking ears and that was it. Fucking poachers.
04:14:02
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Where are we eating bison coal in? What the Come on. Come on. Move i'm where are we eating bison coal what the funnelma come on got the oh here the but to i move way Jesus Christ.
04:14:19
Speaker
Don't waste all the bullets because you can't buy no more right now. Stop shooting trees. You can't eat them. Why'd you shoot the rock? By the way, he shoots the rock into his veins normally. You killed that rock good. At this point, y'all gonna starve because you ain't gonna have no ammo. Milsoff, fuck them trees. right. I said that at the beginning.
04:14:39
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Nobody wanna listen to Shaman. Shaman ain't been on his journey. hopefully You ain't been on no Oregon trail. If not, you'd be dead. Yeah, Sean. There ain't no ghosts to sacrifice. The duck-un-dog would be laughing at you right now.
04:14:57
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How much ammo we got? Like four rounds? yeah why do you have my with the Are you trying to shoot the people on panel? Because that's the only person back there. He's about to put two in the tree.
04:15:08
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Fuck you man. Those fuck I feel like I feel like Nils attempted a hate crime get get that by no no no no no i go why you yeah last moment like the asshole that's kind of cold do You kill pounds, you can only carry Oh, Kayla has exhaustion. Come on.
04:15:37
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thank man i tune us determined and carry food yeah but water so get dy jerry I died from cholera or whatever, typhoid or some shit. No more. She's my dog. I'll do it. If he shoots enough buffalo, we can resurrect you. We can do a Frankenstein. We're going to rebuild you.
04:16:05
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i I want to come back because running shit. I want that to be my Indian name. Running shit. but There it is right there. Tell me it don't look like shit running across the train. It does. carry a hundred pounds so anything you shoot over it like you and It looks like you had Taco Bell and with low water pressure. hates the dog.
04:16:29
Speaker
Amy wants to hold Yeller that dog. i don't know what after to death again. Okay. I will never talk to those again if he doesn't drop the link to how we I have typhoid. No. getting that shit. Apparently, my avatar is a little bitch, so... Yeah, you got a weak immune system. You might want to do some, like, e-push-ups or something. I'm going to start taking vitamins in the afterlife, Damn it, Jersey. Shaman said e-push-ups. Jersey has measles.
04:17:16
Speaker
This is the second time she's had measles. Hmm. Yeah, so you should be able to fight it by now, right? You probably need I Cool. It's just me and Jersey. Oh. Oh, see, Kayla? See, Kayla? Uh-huh. Shut bro. Now we know. Now we know.
04:17:29
Speaker
i passed poop and honey cool it's just it's just me in jersey oh i'll see kaylab see kala ah shut him now we know that's what and all all comes down to it now we know Now we know why Kayla was so fucking exhausted.
04:17:48
Speaker
but but um I don't know why you didn't trade i didn't know why you didn't trade for that other oxen. Here's bag. Thank you, Rick. Rick's speaking sense. lady You got no food. one You got no food. You got no wagon tongue.
04:18:07
Speaker
Yeah. One oxen. I didn't even know wagons had tongues. That's the part they hitch up to the oxen. I'm still alive and kicking. I'm still alive and kicking. I'm strong. fucking with no fucking food, stupid.
04:18:18
Speaker
What happens? Glick's fucking killing everybody off. That's what's happening. exactly He push-ups are the best defense against viruses. Every take he knows that. He's got a taste for him. Shows what I know about technology.
04:18:33
Speaker
Look, all I know is MoDog died of... Cholera and died of measles and Kayla just died and the Remy got typhoid and he died immediately so I feel like I'm I agree with you guys I'm unaliving these guys and I'm eating I think you're unaliving us and eating us henry Exactly. Make it because you don't have any food. Jersey died. either body for theer oh g Click still Click still alive. Let's see if we pass any tombstones on the way home. The joke's on you because when you eat me, motherfucker, I got herpes.
04:19:19
Speaker
they behind a mo but I mean, he's gonna turn you're gonna turn to it. He's gonna turn to a zombie So herpes is the least of anybody's concerns true facts All right, there's your your Okay, now you're just murdering small animals that you're not even going to eat don't eat that brown one that's shit That is literally the first sign of a serial killer. Based on being dead. This person and died, that person died.
04:19:55
Speaker
The subtext is... and Take your deer. Quit your... You can't shoot Bambi's mom. You can't shoot Bambi's je it It says somebody died, but it doesn't say that it's suspicious suspicious circumstances. That's the part that we're... Shut the fuck fuck up, dude. Goddo is a goddamn son of a bitch.
04:20:22
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He's been quiet for like 45 minutes. That round didn't even hit that motherfucker. I can't have an ox no more. I told you to get another one. That was like the Kennedy assassination. didn't make sense. Bunch of drunks playing his game and Rick sitting over there with all the fucking like making sense shit. Because I'm not drinking. He's got a calculator out everything.
04:20:46
Speaker
I'm being healthy. You're still 400 pounds, right? an Excel spreadsheet with all the options.
04:20:55
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Jersey and Kayla, told St. Peter to gate to let you guys in, but he said something about you guys had to scissor your way in or some shit. I don't know. As long as I didn't run with them. Jedi, don't forget that that's that's the signal. That's the same.
04:21:10
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That's the same word. same word.
04:21:21
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Them two just be clickety-clacking all through them fucking... pearly gates man see look at this weather warm health good pace is steady rations filling glick had to kill everybody off so that he could actually make process the game is lying they can't move they don't have an oxen i'm a great leader what can i say rick i think you might be taking this a little too seriously my guy Stolen land stolen land. Oh, sorry
04:22:00
Speaker
a little too seriously this is fucking life or death right here you're on the fucking fucking trail right now gro trail no come on now future of the real but you guys want to meet remind me the gate you next me know about mean america a murra good pi why you died early because you didn't take us serious enough stolen land stolen land oh sorry Oh, Starling.
04:22:27
Speaker
There's a blanket. Now you're dead. Go, Go, Go, Ninja. Go, Ninja. Go, Go, Ninja. Go, Ninja. Go, Ninja. Go, Go, Ninja. Go, Ninja. Go. Glick's presenting all the dead fucking bodies with cholera and shit to the fucking immigrants and the Indians to kill them off when they eat. Those
04:22:47
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so i and i I feel bad that my entire team died, but I'm also really happy. I'll see you in hell.
04:22:58
Speaker
sure you um thing yeah we We already had a Zoom meeting with Peter. You ain't getting through the gates, motherfucker. so i know Trust me, I knew that before you guys had a meeting. I so my driver a being meeting i got fired.
04:23:13
Speaker
well Hi. How much further do I have on this goddamn road trip I'm on is what I want to do. You're only the fucking Indiana motherfucker. Shut up, Robert.
04:23:27
Speaker
You know how much further he's going considering he can't move. mean and you know first je he was not much further he's going considering he can't move
04:23:45
Speaker
Just get out there and shoot some more of the fucking Taco Bell shit. Go out there and waste more bullets. That's what I died from. shitting myself. that Yeah. it Man, we gotta find an auction and they're like nobody's trading. And when they do, you don't have what they need. What what do we got? One bullet? How many bullets we you got?
04:24:12
Speaker
22. Oh, 22. Oh, yeah. on your No food. Well, hey, Glick's got seven sets of clothing so he can style his ass off every day of the week. so at least fresh At least I can look fresh. Glick is bringing sex to the ass. You know lot need You need the food.
04:24:34
Speaker
Who's got the fucking orgy going on in the background? I mean. The boys were over there playing the game. If so, I wouldn't be on panel. There's a heck of a way to go.
04:24:45
Speaker
ah If so, I wouldn't be on panel. This is going to die. It killed my whole tribe. Well, if Glick or I were having the orgy, it'd be on our OnlyFans. There's only one motherfucker that has the... You're goddamn right, Jedi. You're goddamn right. Oh, Glick got it.
04:25:02
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He's got the orgy.
04:25:07
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Does anybody catch that they're spelling immigrant wrong?
04:25:16
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There it is do by i you a wo clap for gle Here lies
04:25:26
Speaker
You did your best. You did your best. Fuck the bitches. Who married you life if everybody else was dead? You did good sacrifice on your whole team.
04:25:38
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To be honest though, we i think I think here lies Glick. Fuck bitches, get money. my aka yeah up yeah ah want to I to
04:25:54
Speaker
and i and i feel this is only right I'm going to allow this guy to give me my eulogy.
04:26:02
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Realize Glick, a.k.a. fucking Francis.
04:26:10
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yeah him up But he looked good in seven outfits. yeah Yeah, there we And he had three ox, no wheels, so he fucked all the oxes.
04:26:25
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He had no oxen, otherwise he would have ate him. He fucked the wheels off the whole carriage. And with that being said, I want to say, if you guys like this kind of content, make sure that you hit that like and subscribe button for more of this fucking nonsense that we're doing over here. Let's fucking go Cheers, you guys.
04:26:42
Speaker
by way rick your I'm not going to say a panel full and ah in a fucking stream full of adults just play fucking Oregon Trail on a Saturday night, but you know, whatever. wrong with Saturday night.
04:26:53
Speaker
We need that link. How do we play this on our own spare time? oh yeah Even worse than that, it's ah it's past my bedtime, so I'm going to have to head out, guys. Of course, the moment that you go, this party is already going to get even higher. But thank you for your sacrifice. Have a good night, Shaman. Thank you for your sacrifice. Yeah, I know. I know. I got to be up in a few hours. man. Shaman, brother, appreciate you.
04:27:21
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Shaman, have a good night. Very, very good. There you go. a won you I don't know. You'll have to like copy and paste the link. i'm not I'm not a wrench, but I'm cool with that.
04:27:32
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Oh, yeah, because Blitz being so much. I don't deserve a wrench, dude. i'm I'm fucking retarded. Fuck you, Jedi. i dont i don't yeah I don't know if you said I was being selfish or not, but I just felt like I needed to yell at you.
04:27:52
Speaker
You deserve to yell at me. I deserve that. Yeah, you can ask him at work, man. I clock in and I'm just straight to you. I stand by what I said. You deserve yell at me. I don't know if I should be so concerned that I'm scared and to fucking arouse at the same time that Scott is PFB.
04:28:07
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I mean... Actually... What is that? Actually... MoDog, were you an altar boy? No, that's why I said I'm scared.
04:28:19
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if i was If I had been an altar boy... Shaman, goodnight, buddy. Love you, even though you're little of the Jersey say, it can get.
04:28:38
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the yeah yeah i was gonna say is itir as he selling he's eight miles away yeah i it um well that's because you guys you guys don't want to ever accept i think your mike is like as low as it can get I'm going to cast blame to Jersey.
04:28:55
Speaker
What am I posting? Why would you blame Jersey? It has nothing to do with... God.
04:29:05
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I can hear somebody breathing better than I can hear you talking. yeah I take back everything I just said because I was trying to put blame on Jersey. However, her scissor sister...
04:29:18
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literally just yelled at me and you guys couldn't hear that. so I'll do it myself. but No, Scott ah scott had just put it there. He beat me to it. You need to make better decisions. I'm talking about Mills not having a wrench and and and and I don't believe that That's weird that you don't have a wrench, Nils. Put comment on that. don't think he has a wrench. I don't think I have a wrench. Does Jedi have a wrench? i don't oh you Well, you know what, Remy?
04:29:48
Speaker
Remy, I don't know if you deserve a wrench. No, probably not. You're just mad that died on the Oregon Trail and you're taking it out on everybody else.
04:29:59
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I'm not. You know what? You deserve the decision you got. You know what? but you know what You know what, Jedi? Thank you for being my voice of reason. And you're right. I did die on the organ trail.
04:30:11
Speaker
and i'm And I'm mad. Your spirit lives on. you it's shortly on so so Nils and and Remy, I need you to comment so I can make sure you guys have wrenches. yeah Also, I would also like to point out that I was the last to die, which means I'm the strongest of my group.
04:30:28
Speaker
That's what happens when you kill your friends and eat them. That's a good point, Liz. That's a good question. You ate all the dead bodies of the previous fallen.
04:30:39
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Oh, yeah. Rick, i be you but I'm sorry you had to show up and hear all this. because so dry the i knew I know you and Glick are good friends, but I know you can't be friends after this because he's a cannibal.
04:30:55
Speaker
Wow. My only concern is the fact that he ate the Peckers. Now I know he's a homo, too. He went Pecker first, too. He chews on them. That was his favorite part. He was like a lollipop.
04:31:08
Speaker
Like bubblegum. Oh, no, man. it's It's like a coyote. You eat it from the asshole first. Why do you know that? Look at that. You eat one pecker, and all of a sudden you're gay. You can't see the shit in his beard.
04:31:20
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He just did it five minutes ago. Francis, I got a question for you. Why is it that when I would ever jump in here and I click the link, it said, Brittany...
04:31:34
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would like for you to be a part of the off-the-rails or whatever the fuck this is called. Is she running the show now? That's a very good question. I don't know. Because I could jump back out and show you what talking about. I need you to actually comment ah on this channel and not like whatever channel you're on. There you go, buddy. that got Did I not comment? okay if You can make any comment. Just don't say Glick is gay. Don't do that one.
04:32:03
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It was, look, I was in the middle of the Oregon Trail. I was hungry. It was one dick. It doesn't make me good. Nobody's judging. Survival instincts kick Everybody died.
04:32:14
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Everybody died. Jersey died of me. Is this similar to, like, if a tree falls in the woods, everybody know what you're out here. Exactly. if Rick knows. who Rick knows. I'm glad you're here.
04:32:26
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Because he's just out here blowing his nose. Moe Dogg died out of a Mexican lady, and he got shole cholera. Glick was like, you look healthy as fuck. Let me put a fucking axe in the back of your skull.
04:32:38
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but its like yeah But your butthole is still warm. I'm going to take full advantage. I mean, that's... Well, the weather is hot, so everything is going to stay warm for a while.
04:32:53
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that's That's only rumors. That's that's not magical, baby. Yeah.
04:33:01
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this trees to say while while we were on the Oregon Trail we saw that on Yahoo News so I didn't realize that the Oregon Trail went down to the Tijuana Donkey Show but what the fuck ever who knows direction there's a lot of they don't tell you in the history books whoa whoa whoa hold on wait everybody hold everybody hold on a second Glick you gave me a managing moderator instead of just a standard I don't know what the fuck I gave you. No, no, no. Like, I'm not going to do that. I'm just, I was going to say like, I'm honored, but I don't, I don't, I don't know if you want me to add that, my guy. This is the time you use your power. I'm not going to abuse my power. That's not how it worked yet. I try to be an honorable man. Damn it. Thank you for looking out for me.
04:33:56
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Because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I just learned how to get rid it. So I want say thank you for looking out for me. Dude, I don't like fucking with people's channels. I don't like doing that. I want to make sure everybody's, you know, everything's good and everything. And I don't want you to make a decision tomorrow that, you know, you feel like you made a mistake on. Don't let your head get too big. He didn't mean to make you a managing mod.
04:34:16
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Look, you know the thing right now? streaming Regular moderator? He's drunk. He don't know what the fuck he's doing. What did you say, Basement? i i don't know once I don't know what of the fuck I'm doing.
04:34:31
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There's only one managing mod and in on this channel, and that is Jersey. But I fixed it. Thank you, Raymond. yeah i would Thank you, Remy. I appreciate that. You're looking out but youre welcome, my guy.
04:34:43
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You're welcome. t rock inability no I do appreciate that. Teachers, me this is why I shouldn't be allowed to do adulting stuff. I'm not an adult and I should not be an adult. Oh,
04:34:55
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You left one wagon wheel and two wagon accidents. But ultimately, Glick, thank you for the rest. What's his name? Darius Rucker. That was a good song. I hate that fucking song. Shut your whore mouth. I hate that song. Shut up, Rick.
04:35:10
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i hate that fucking want everyone to know i am not your who mouth well but saw hate that john rick I'm not going to respond to you. Go fuck yourself first. Stupid motherfucker. I almost threw him all the way off. Old Chrome Madison show is the original way. know what was telling you? Go fuck yourself, right?
04:35:30
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No, Remy is not in charge of this panel. No. I'm not even in charge of my own panels whenever I host them. Everybody knows that. I'm straight up retarded. You don't want me into managing mods.
04:35:43
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Yeah. but What in the hell?
04:35:47
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what in that hand no hump day but do hahas a favor and comment on is that is that so thing god who has a fear no I want to give a quick shout out to all the cool people in chat and all the cool people on channel. Thank you guys for being here. If you guys like this kind of content, make sure that you hit that like and subscribe button for more great nonsense in your life. Let's go. Cheers, you guys.
04:36:15
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we need this dude to do audio break-ins on our fucking sunday show to promote
04:36:25
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yeah some people some people thought that i had a problem with remy because i was like remy is like a 90s part-time strip club dj guy yeah sounds douchey as people thought i didn't like remy and they And they're like, dude, Glick's talking shit about you, Remy. You gotta come up.
04:36:45
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And I wasn't, because I fucking love it. I fucking love it. So what do you do? Cut voice promos. I am to please and not to tease.
04:36:56
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Ha ha! i click It always sounds like a Call of Duty fucking audio clip. Oh, man.
04:37:07
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Trox says that he's backstage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How you guys doing? yeah she cool hey guys do What honey?
04:37:19
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What's going on?
04:37:22
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I'm bad, dude. I didn't hear that. i didn't hear the door. i bet I apologize. g clickck ah Glick, I got to say for you in the nonsensical network, you've got a rocking fucking panel tonight and you're four and a half hours in. Let's it go.
04:37:37
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I'm going to touch my dick. It's a damn shame I quit drinking. You know know what? I'm going to do the same. I'm going to come with you. like Don't worry. Wait for me. Don't do it too much. We'll need glasses. Ready to fuck up, Jedi?
04:37:50
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Jesus Christ. Why do you think i have these? I've been on here in weeks. I show up tonight and it's all sorts of fucking assholery and tomfoolery and fuck. Oh, but you love it. and You know it.
04:38:05
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I just show up on Sundays and do the sports show, man. That's my jam. Nah, you got to come in for some fun occasionally. Come on now. I used to. I don't much.
04:38:17
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What, you don't like fun? Are you allergic to fun? No, I secretly have a crush on Jedi and get uncomfortable when I talk about Francis. That's okay. I secretly have a crush on Jedi, too. That's why we share a brain cell together and we have to split the cost because of, you know, all of the legal stuff. I would rub Jedi's head and tell him he's a good boy. That's what I'm saying, man. yeah little That whole little powder look works for me.
04:38:40
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wow Music to my ears. Let's go. And then there's Francis who fucking whatever. It's just fucking Francis. Smoke. Shout out to Smoke in the chat. Let's go, homie. Smoke, no shit, man. yeah was like Smoke, get your ass up here. Let's hang out.
04:38:58
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Smoke's a good one. You don't know. Die, i fucking deer. Die. God, Francis came back. Francis.
04:39:09
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Sean Strickland is the most politically incorrect fighter in the UFC and he will probably cost them a shitload of money in fines one day oh for fuck's sake yeah oh my god he went wow which i bro he crazy he did you know like of the last fight against Fluffy he goes for a Mexican I kind of like ya what the fuck you know here is In the middle of the ring. He's completely fucked in the head. Have you watched him on Joe Rogan? Yes. It tells you how fucked up that dude is. Yeah, dude. That dude is fucked four ways from Friday. you hang on yeah But that's what makes a good fighter, too. He doesn't give a shit. He's like, well I'm going to kill you or you're going to kill me. remark before tomorrow
04:39:57
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It's just out in front of me right now. They gave him a mic again right now. And it's fucking stupid, man. Save it tomorrow. look go and all Yeah, don't say anything because I literally have not watched the event. I'm going watch it later tonight probably or maybe tomorrow.
04:40:16
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ah still miss a whole lot I prioritize over ufc watching fucking the show okay Jedi, I'm just going to say this right now. If you were to star in a movie, you would be in the last of the Mohonkies. You need to calm him down. Thank you. Yes.
04:40:34
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I would be the first. With all of that being said, shout out to Scotto. I'm going to share something in the back. ah Glick, apparently you gave him an idea and now he's running with it. Now I'm getting up i'm getting pictures. so There you go.
04:40:49
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what a What a conversation starter that is. I'm going share it in the back of the pictures I'm getting. I'm not going to go look at that. Glick, I want to share with you Viola.
04:41:02
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for the bird from the old google experiments platform that they had his old butt areola but areola is that what you just fucking so should go what the new character but it should It should be next to my picture. It should be like my thing. This fucking bird is freaky as fuck. Everybody and anybody is welcomed up here on the panel on Saturday nights. You don't have to be shy.
04:41:33
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Men and women. Men who are not I was talking to women who are now men. We don't judge. Where the hell is Mandy tonight? She has not an appearance.
04:41:45
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She was in the chat earlier. Where is Mandy tonight? she Here you go. Viola the bird. You ready? I don't think she's in the chat. What? I don't know I'm ready.
04:41:58
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What? Hey, I'm happy right now. I feel like I'm watching a weird nerdy version of Guitar Hero.
04:42:15
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Yeah, I didn't know that Sesame Street was getting involved with Guitar Hero, but let's go.
04:42:23
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It looks like
04:42:30
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Can we fast forward to this? I don't know what's happening.
04:42:37
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And here I am again. too i have no idea what the fuck is going on. Nobody does. The end is the best part. Gonna make it go. Gonna make it go away in three, two, one. don't know what that was.
04:42:55
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60 seconds in my life will never get back. That was It's fucking hilarious, man. I enjoyed that, actually. You enjoyed that? that was grand that that a huge partner it's fucking hilarious man you greatly i enjoyed that actually there's a source of dumb shit that you you enjoyed that I need 60 seconds of my life back from somebody. Yeah, who enjoyed that? I want a refund plus extra.
04:43:20
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i want like I will say this. If you pull up the picture that I presented, this is courtesy of Scotto. Jesus. you You apparently gave him the idea, and this is what it what it and what happened at the crowbar.
04:43:36
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i like the crowbar. Let's fucking go. makes good pictures of you. He makes good pictures of you. the I love it. I fucking love it.
04:43:49
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Make sure you want fucking have a beanie so bad a woman of The one with the bills. wow that's You know what's funny is that there's thank actually down in Tampa area in Ybor.
04:44:05
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there's a club There's a club called the Crowbar. Are you serious? Oh, man. Now I have to fucking go there. have to...
04:44:17
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Hey, Glick, I'm going to go ahead and drop, brother. Thanks for having me up. Hey, shout out to Modog. Take it easy, Sergeant. He's dropping just like he did on Oregon Trail.
04:44:29
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Exactly. Y'all have a good weekend. s service Later. You too, man. Always good to see you, bro. great Have a great week, Sergeant.
04:44:40
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Modog's shoulder are flared up. I love that motherfucker. Let's go. When I start to like, coach sha his first time he's like the one person I can relate to you on shout out to Jersey in the chat. Good night.
04:44:52
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Take it easy. Thank you. Shout out to Jersey. Jersey fucking guy needs to be met like on every show with his fucking radio voice. Is my voice still on the radio? Did it change? No, I love you. Love
04:45:13
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yeah Cheers to both of you and if you guys like this kind of content ah you already know the drill so cheers je journey just my My boy and might be going to Philly this fall so yeah I know you're close to Philly so he's going for his Juris Doctor actually the Last place I'd be excited to go yeah no it's our shot it I said that out loud didn't I I'm sorry ah He's going for his Juris Doctor rains lot outside of Philly. So man, i'm I'm proud of that kid. I really am. My boys have exceeded everything that I am. You know, you want your sons to be better than you are.
04:45:53
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Of course. As a father. He's 14 and he already is. Yeah. So he's, he's actually in a program right now in college, in the university for his master's.
04:46:06
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And he's debating between his doctorate and his juris doctor. And I said, if you go for your jd you have more opportunities and then you can go ahead and do the three semesters for your, for your doctorate and you can have both.
04:46:20
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And so, I mean, so incredibly proud of my son. Absolutely. They're a hundred percent better men than, than I can imagine they would be. And I'm, honest I'm straight fucking retarded. So it is, you know, the, the, the fact that they can, uh,
04:46:38
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i everything that I've done, man, just makes me feel proud as a father. You know, I don't know if that says something more about me or more about what what you think about yourself, Nils. ah You are such a kick-ass dude. I love hanging out with you, and you've, over the last year, you've given me some really good advice that I've carried with me, and ah you're a badass dude. So, no, I don't think you're retarded, or if you are retarded, then that says a lot more about my level of intelligence. I'm just throwing that out there. You're like advanced retard.
04:47:10
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like So it's regular retard. You took the advanced art test. i mean i have I have four degrees, but that don't mean shit. but you know You can have something on paper, but if you don't have it, you apply We're three degrees from Kevin Bacon. It doesn't mean shit. Yeah.
04:47:30
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Three degrees from midnight is what I call it. so but the I wish it was three degrees warmer here. go white. fuck's sake, man, yeah. I wish had i wish I had three more answers here.
04:47:43
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Wait, what? What? but you know your girlfriend talking You don't have to have a degree to to to show or prove some type of intelligence. You know you can read Euclid, Archimedes, one of my heroes, Copernicus.
04:48:00
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Quit accusing me of knowing how to read. don't have to go to school to be intelligent. so um All you have to do is just learn. so but for the fact that my sons have um exceeded expectations you know and and push for that that course of knowledge it just makes me as a father it's proud it's like i did not feel oh yeah and i just want everybody here to know that you will not get more intelligent listening to us bunch of idiots like so don't come here the inverse will happen may hey glick smoke is backstage if you get a second tear your intellect
04:48:36
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yeah So. ah yeah I want to follow up with ah we ah thoses that's awesome with with what ah with what Nils was saying, like, this the I'm really glad that my niece and my niece and my nephews are you know a lot smarter or should I say wiser than I am. Like, I don't agree with everything because of like how like the culture has worked and everything, but I don't have any kids of my own, at least at this moment in time. But I'm glad to see that they're at least smarter than than I currently am. So, you know, give a little shout out to the next generation that's coming after me. So there's there's a difference between those that I can actually learn and and be programmed into learning this stuff is they have zero common sense. And my sons have both.
04:49:21
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So i'm I'm very proud of that. There you go. I'm very proud of that because that that's the thing that's lacking in society these days is common sense. And my sons, bless them, they've they've been, ah they they understand that. exactly It ain't so common anymore, is it? Welcome up, Smoke. Do you really eye or do you just wear that eye patch just to wear it?
04:49:47
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I had a st stroke two years ago. in and man I was really hoping he'd say was pirate because I was about to be fucking excited. They're very awesome. He was about to be your first goddamn mate. You missed that. I will cut a leg up and walk with a fucking peg leg to be his first mate. There you go.
04:50:08
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They're very autonomous. I was going to tell us a story about how he lost a guy, and I was going to like, let me see the hole in your head. yeah Everybody's really there yeah they're disappointed when there's no in there. The first time I met Smoke, I thought he was a pirate. thought that he was a Bond villain and i was like, oh man, outsmart me every Yeah.
04:50:37
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no yeah i don't you us and what the flame show it us another eye yeah sky there you ah thought And then he started speaking about the Allfather and the the old ways. And I was like, hello, Odin.
04:51:00
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so smoke probably they don't even smile yeah yeah I forgot Odin only had one eye too only Odin only has one eye yeahp ah Smoke smokes he spokes The drummer from Def Leppard only has one hand i love Sometimes he smokes two packs a day That's crazy the fucking i did has only got one eye je michael bibstein's only got one eye A lot of people in the u i I probably won't need this eye patch in give he He faked it too because he's not allowed to fight with one not allowed to. you go with that no no i could feel everybody's used to it He memorized the fucking eye chart so he could fight. That that is dedication. went on
04:51:51
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I want to give a shout out to Scott. I want to give a shout out to Scott for coming up here and chilling out with us. Thank you, Kat. Love you, Zaddy. Let's go. go yeah well yeah yeah he has a fight he got he has a phone call coming up.
04:52:06
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I'm going to give a shout out and say, yeah, it's me. I'm calling this' not about all the PFPs you made about me. Jizz. Son of a gun. so many i Nils, you you beat me to it, man. Hold on, brother. i got here Cheers. Oh, cheers.
04:52:24
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Cheers. thought he said jizz, and I'm like, careful, Jedi's going to look around for what to catch. I'm using protein in my life. Skull, and I will tell you from back home, Yacob, I saw the LF for an Indubar not.
04:52:39
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Which means like i hope you all have a wonderful night. I think you're part of the Illuminati and I don't trust her anymore, Nils. I see you, bro, dear. love the Illuminati. There's nobody in Scandinavia that would be part of the Illuminati. We're too smart to that shit. Yeah, that's what you want us think.
04:52:56
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We literally traded everything. We're on to you, motherfucker. That's the headquarters. That's something someone from the world would say. I didn't want you to know. He still knows what I'm talking about. He explained what he was saying before he said it.
04:53:12
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now yeah i mean we We were just literally smarter than the rest of the world. We're like, there's there's a Christian monastery with all this fucking gold and valuables and shit and it's unguarded. Hell yeah, we're going to fucking raid it.
04:53:24
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Dipshits. look This is true. bunch of dumbasses. It's like having Fort Knox that's unguarded. Hell yeah, we're going to go for that shit. Fuck your bars. Yep.
04:53:35
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Indeed. I put it in a treasure map, but I lost it. You should have looked at it with your other eye, Smoke. Kept an eye on with your actual working eye. Wait a minute, it's back here, it's on the back of this. That's where X is. damn it, Smoke. it You two-eyed-haven motherfucker. or that with that one goodby and You're like, yeah, yeah, up. yo love You know just doesn't like seeing the world in 3D. That's why he covers one eye. Yeah. Still keeps those headaches at bay.
04:54:17
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Yeah, when when he glares at you with that one eye three, he apologizes or reminds you of the old people in the Muppets. He's like, Yeah, they have two old guys up in the He switches the eyepatch to the other eye just to fuck with you.
04:54:31
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This just in, Smoke is going to be the next featured cast member of Muppets Treasure Island. We have Captain Fever. light up the weed, you know.
04:54:44
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American Idol is way better. American Idol way better. American Idol is way better. American Idol is way better. American Idol way better. American Idol is way better. American Idol is way better.
04:54:56
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do you think that smoke could pull off long gone silver yes i think if you pull off the off see it's cut it won't it wouldn't fit over on this side oh damn i know it looks pretty stylish man yeah no no no yeah yeah yeah over the right eye over the right eye would be where i would say it looked really good smoke i've met the all father twice the first time yeah yeah man i would have a great story i'm just saying it'd be pretty dope if you can switch it halfway through the conversation just to fuck with everybody like go to the other side upside down yeah just go back come back on the other side you're like what what
04:55:37
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what what but My retina surgeon, he's like, when you're driving, he's like, definitely have it up. He's like, because you don't want, even if, even if somebody hit you and you have this on, they're going to say, oh yeah, an eye patch on. They're going to go to court with you. You're going to court. Oh, that makes sense. Oh, no doubt. No doubt. Yeah. And if I could cover this eye and get the little 20% that I, it's like looking at a peephole.
04:56:05
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i could I could, that and faking that eye exam, like you guys were saying, yeah, when I go in to have to renew my driver's license, yeah, I'm not, this isn't involved at all.
04:56:17
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yeah Because ah they'll let me drive in Illinois. But like in Texas and many other states, no, they'll take your license in minute. That makes no sense to me. I think Texas would be the one be like, I don't give a fuck. just you know You got a gun behind that iPad? You got a gun behind that iPad? You're getting driveable.
04:56:36
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And then you look lot you look up the fatalities and where he lives and you're like, oh, so that makes sense. I do not look up fatalities where people live. I look up the fatalities in Mortal Kombat. And if it doesn't match up, it doesn't count as a fatality.
04:56:52
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Finish him. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. Just give me second. Get over here. There we go. in know Let's go. yeah the this panel um it sos I'm looking at this panel and I see T-Rock and see Nils and I see Remy and I see Jedha. And I'm pretty sure every one of those guys absolutely 100% finishes him.
04:57:20
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one hundred percent finishes him That's right. Every time. Every time. I aim to tease and not to tease. will beat you like a circus monkey.
04:57:33
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It's cheaper in court. Also, I have i have proof that that Lazy Jedi is a finisher if you subscribe to the Lazy Glicks only. man You need to work every penny. Work every penny.
04:57:51
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He's Kaiser. So they're lying. they you know what do Everything's got a little um you lazy and like only fans. I'm whoever you pay me to be. Okay. So, Glick, I have something that you and Smoke and even... um Actually, probably I've never told that motherfucker just had a squirrel go over his shoulder. I'm not going to lie.
04:58:11
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thought he had a fat fucking squirrel that just went up over his shoulder. was about to flip the fuck out. We got an eye patch, we should have a parrot, and a dude who's got a fat squirrel. What the fuck is going on on Saturday night? He didn't shoot on the goddamn Oregon Trail that killed my team.
04:58:30
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yeah again riley Rick, you need to be here every goddamn Saturday. I swear to God. You're sober? Oh, i can't even imagine. I can't. obviously I used to come up here only drunk, Jedi. Hi, Stiffy.
04:58:47
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Stiffy, you should come up. right as You crack me the fuck up every time you're here. Jump up, Stiffy. Shit. Yeah, haven't seen you or shot the shit with you in a while. wouldn' do What's up, the road?
04:59:02
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um if feet opens thats to everything's fucking tipping over backwards so yeah jack totally stiffy umm shit up jump up and down stiffie yo yeah yeah with dirt man down for johnny bond nice oh yeah um fact what's up the road so bonie wait Johnny? in chat? Oh, shit. Oh, I'm right here, bro.
04:59:36
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oh was on and different I was on a different screen I'm sorry Johnny all let's fucking go excuse me get your shit again beast mode fuck you man what are you talking about you can't even beat me in call of duty I can't what's going on bring it one What happens is kept doing my second no in time by time what
05:00:18
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it's doing this it would do like hold up hold up and just apple does ah on on a real note on a real note on a real note hold On a real note, shout out Glick.
05:00:31
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This is the, as far as I'm concerned, the best fucking panel of ah ah people that you've ever fucking had. Nonsensical Network. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go, dude. stuff yeah I've got a great panel every Saturday night.
05:00:49
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and and and me And I'm tell you this is why. Because the great thing about the Nonsensical Network, no drama. No exploitation. No bullshit.
05:01:00
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We just hang out and have a good fucking time. And when drama presents itself, sometimes I'm an asshole. But I get rid of the drama before it really gets crazy. And as you know, guys hook up people, that got no YouTube streets because I don't fucking care and I don't have the time for it.
05:01:21
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So nobody brings, I mean, people will bring my name up, but it goes away real quick because. Really? They realize I'm not the one. I don't fucking care. well Right? yeah should We're just hanging out on a Saturday night and it's all about having a good time. It's all about having fun. wait that Damn right. It's Saturday. It's All that fucking smack y'all was talking about being able to beat me in first person shooter. Bring it, motherfuckers. ah but I'll beat you like a ringer.
05:01:50
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beat you. wait wait wait be smart to any any fucking day if i have the game i will fight you in it let's go same buddy same let's go i our earlier call of duty war zone right now we even stream it let's go i i don't have any of the call of duties that currently have war zone but i've got you i've got you we're breaking out excuses okay It's okay, right? I'm sorry that I don't have money. What the fuck you want from me? You spawn money from nothing?
05:02:22
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Warzone is fucking free, bro. Oh, wait, wait. Is it free? Yeah. I'm out. come out time real quick well I have to address my my very good friend, Johnny.
05:02:37
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Johnny. I have to talk to you. what is like what is what is all this What is all this on yeah on your name? I don't know what this means. thrill I only know you as Fidel Bong.
05:02:51
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I only know you as Fidel Bong. I go by a lot of things. I know you go by a lot of things, but Saturday nights, you go by Fidel Bong's. That's always been's always been on the phone. need the jacket. I need the hat. I need the name. I already got all that.
05:03:11
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need need i need i need the i need the jacket i need the hat any day and all theirs i got i yeah I generously and graciously dubbed you a a ah world dick taster and named you Fidel Bongs. This is the respect that the godfather gets on his own show, on his own network. You can't hear what Everybody else, hold on for a second. i do it i
05:03:45
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Glick, I will tell you where the nickname came from because it actually technically came from me. So a long time ago, Beast Mode and Chaka and i don't remember exactly who else was there, but it was also Johnny and myself. We were on a stream together and Johnny had done two extremely huge bong rips back to back, right?
05:04:09
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Like, really, really over-the-top professional hits, okay? And i looked at him, and I was like, Johnny, are you stoned? oh like a gravel road, bitch! Like a gravel road! And he sat back in his chair.
05:04:23
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he sat back in his chair, and he was like, am the road! And from that point on, he became Johnny Bong's The Motherfucking Road.
05:04:36
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now That is how he has earned his fucking nickname. Because he is the fucking road. If you that if you bring that up you can so fucking thing i got it backstage Yes! Bruna, Bruna, Bruna! There's another part to that story, y'all.
05:05:00
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When I first got on YouTube, like all the way back, ah there was a couple of communities that I've gone through in my couple years of being on YouTube, y'all being one of them. And i'm I'm happy to be staying around here. Now, when i first got on YouTube,
05:05:14
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I simply went by third eye designs, but me taking down whole bulls like this all in one hit and all in one slow hit. Um, after a while got me the name Johnny belongs.
05:05:27
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Oh shit. Would be is that Batman? No, no, no. You gotta bring these boat up and then present his thing backstage of, you know, take him. Yeah. Fucking You might have given him the nickname The Road, but here on Saturday nights, based off of his attire... I earned that nickname too. i I gave him the nickname Fidel Balls.
05:06:02
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He's one my nicknames I earned for a reason. what Yeah, I was going to say, whatever nickname that you call him, we're at whatever nickname that you call him, to me, forever, he will be Johnny the Road Bongs.
05:06:17
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Forever. think he should be Jebediah. If you want to bring it Jab and Die. Jab and Die, Bongs. I'm okay shit. Here on the Nonsensical Network on Nonsensical Nonsense, he will forever be known as Fidel Bongs. I learned that became for a reason too.
05:06:38
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Fidel Bong. Johnny throwme and i east man is I'm learning and we're all learning. He's a man of many names.
05:06:51
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I'm learning disabled. I've got a hell of a handicap nowadays. and that goodity You're not learning disabled. Beast mode has the video. Yeah, I have it backstage if you want to bring it up. with What? read it what I'll tell you what, I have the opportunity. Just wait. hey You gotta you gotta you gotta to upsize that.
05:07:15
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every Every July we go down. I will show. You want to talk about bacon stone at the same time? More than coal on fire.
05:07:26
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i will superize anyway i will show it goes jesus right it's go be smart everybody yes i said do you want to talk about baking stone at the same time more so than a coal on a fire yeah I'm going meet Beast Mode this slide, man. I'm like seriously. Donnie, are you stoned like a gravel road, bitch? Like a gravel road.
05:07:58
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I've been on the Highway 25 ride. I am the road. I'm going to lose my fucking I've seen that video so many times. don't know. is that funny.
05:08:17
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You don't want Johnny Bond to get a rose. I am the road. No, no, no. I love Johnny so much because that was the most genuine response to being as high as a fucking drafts and nuts as you can ever fucking get. I love it. I am the road. I am the road! I am the road! I am the road! Dude, that's exactly how long I've been. So many volumes to my skull because I've been there.
05:08:54
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How much did I smoke at that time? I felt that. A lot. and i was I was refilling bowls like this and the other one I have around here and hanging them back to back just repeatedly all fucking day. just back Is that built for gravity?
05:09:09
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i think I'm gonna have some edibles. I'll be right back. Can you guys still hear me? Yeah, we can still hear you. Holy shit, they're unfortunate.
05:09:19
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you guys still hear me yeah we can still hear you this song they're unfortunate now fuck you dude yeah all the way that's nice they fucking finally synchronized right to you know apple finally did what apple was supposed to as well yeah and he denyingable buck no ah yes he didn blank it out away all right fine if i tried to smoke out this now i'd probably fucking black out
05:09:52
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What? full process solid come be god Oh, yeah, Jesus, it's glass. ah That's not going to be strong anymore. I'll probably pass this down to a button or something.
05:10:09
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That's a nice piece. Thank you. Appreciate it. Look, you're very quiet. Oh, he took off. He's rubbing one off. I had an jesus a fidel tattoo johnny bond 25 will be worth it. He's ruy he's getting the rose a little bit yeah i'm not even i'm not even i'm not even worried nor am i yeahas is not yeah you as was good
05:10:50
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is there a message you want to send hasas complicated You know, Hostel understand, you know, we we talk about these things. yes Yeah, yell at him though, you he i like you know. No, you do, do you?
05:11:05
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Do tell. Do tell. and Let me correct myself. i talk, you threaten to punch me in the face. Hold on, wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, wait a second. Where did Glick go?
05:11:16
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He just dropped off. They said some, don't know, I won't repeat what they said. Alright, um, we will hold this down for Glick until he comes back. Hey, if you guys like this kind of content, make sure that you hit that like and subscribe button for more nonsense in your life like you fucking need.
05:11:35
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Let's go. whole the no no Yes, and everybody sub up to each other. a Network. And I aim to please and not to tease. Gotcha, bitch. Gotcha, bitch.
05:11:47
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go off congratulation I can't even bring this up, man. This is great. I can't. Yeah. such o
05:11:58
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Cheers. I'm sorry you died of a broken leg on the Oregon Trail. We tried everything we could then, you know, so and then he died of exhaustion. It was it was completely traumatic.
05:12:12
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really good color and Just a circle of drama.
05:12:21
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Sometimes what happens is... so no but I wanted to tell Glick, and I just smoked and loved this too. What are you drinking? I just subbed up. I just subbed up.
05:12:33
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I know that. ah yeah i'm Right now it's tequila. It's a Coba Libre. Cola Libre, actually.
05:12:45
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so Coke, lime, tequila. I'm i'm on you always have the good drinks? I do. I had ah an old-fashioned charlie Charlie sending love, actually. She freaked out. ah I made one on on stream.
05:13:02
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I made an old-fashioned and our smoker is a skull. and She's fucking freaked out. She's like, I've never seen anything like that. and i was like, then you've never drank before. You need to hang out with Nils.
05:13:16
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Bartender, executive chef. i mean I've done everything. I've done a lot of shit in life. You got that nice bad character. be character I'd be a level 15. Yeah, like that one yeah yeah absolutely. so me so really It's a cool shit. My son's the same thing.
05:13:34
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so they They know how to enjoy a good drink. know Not to brag, but we do that in our culture. but We have Bragi or Bragi. Oh, that shit's good. be great ah quick quick quick question. Stiffy in chat, where are you ah commenting from?
05:13:55
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on yet. I actually have a very good story. That's what I was wanting to share with... don't know who Stiffy's holes is.
05:14:07
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He asked them to come up with. oh outside of YouTube and shit, man. like I know where he lives. um the The same belief, Remy.
05:14:19
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so like we We were able to connect. and That's what I want to tell him. is My sons are loud the background. I'll go outside a second. I actually had an encounter with the Allfather a few years ago.
05:14:32
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there's wildden For those that don't know with our belief that the Allfather, Odin, alleg he's more like a ah an abusive stepfather, but that's very determinative.
05:14:45
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So, um yeah, actually met him. So we have ah two mountains on either side of us here. um and And one, the woods here, we call Ons Holt, which in Old Norse means Odin's Holt, which in English means Odin's Wood.
05:15:00
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And we named that because i we have a, and I've never seen before in my life. extend anyway and i like but still back up I'm still backstage. I'm just chatting away and talking and and and it was like, where's Stiffy commenting at? Because I don't see your comments um on on YouTube. And Kayla was like, yeah, I'm back up. And I
05:15:34
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looked at the YouTube channel, I looked at the panel, and i'm and I wasn't mad. Yeah, like like Stiffy, I wouldn't block you, but I don't see you in ah Glix or in my chat, and I don't know if anybody else is ah streaming, but... actually said No, I see her in the stream yard, but I don't see her in either of the YouTube chats at all.
05:15:57
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So... Yeah, she's not anywhere. Yeah. like On the one mountain with Odin's hold, um we have ah this it's a perfectly square stump. So for those that don't know, like Scotty, um and and in the fall for the Allfather, that's where I give a lot of offerings to.
05:16:16
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So I gave an offering up there one year for the Allfather, and I was walking away. And you know how you like you sense somebody who's just staring at you or watching you? i stopped and I turned around.
Mysterious Encounters and Reflections
05:16:27
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And there was this older man ah with a beard and a blue cloak. And I was like, I thought it was my neighbor at first um that came up over the hill. Like, what are you doing? And ah I saw it and I was like, and as soon as I saw um the eye patch and shit and blue cloak, I was like, fuck.
05:16:47
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Because anybody that accounts, your father, if he comes to you, he wants to he wants something from you. You know, he presents a challenge and he wants something from you. So was like, fuck. that't work That was the first response that I had. and we sat there and he responded, he said, come sit with an old man. Okay. So there's this one tree that's fallen that we cut a few years ago.
05:17:10
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um we call the bench. So it's it's just like, it's a perfect sitting, you know, log in in the forest. And for those that don't know me, I spent a lot of time in the, in the forest.
05:17:21
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So, um, I sat there. My wife was on the front porch. She was in the rocking chair, but the rocking chairs were where the um Tiki bar is now, years ago.
05:17:34
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So we sat and we talked. we you know I asked him a lot of personal questions and things, which I will never reveal to anybody, um and some other things. And then i was like, I i need to go So I started walking back. And then, of course, you have that one question you want to ask.
05:17:51
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of answer o So I turned around to ask him that question. He was gone like 10 feet away and he was gone. So I had a smile on my face. was okay, okay. So I walked back down the mountain and, and went to the house and my wife was out the entire time. It was, you know, it was warm that day.
05:18:11
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And she said, who you were talking to? And I said, or as soon as I crossed the Creek and came to the porch, she said, who you who were you talking to? And I said, you're not going believe this. so i told her the story and i was like yeah we were up there for an hour and she's an hour you were up there for three fucking hours i said no way and and looked at my watch because i always had my watch on my left wrist and i was like holy you know i was like what the forest testicle
05:18:41
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i was up there for three hours and i thought it was an hour And yeah, had that conversation with the Allfather. And that was like the first major confrontation with him. um Encounter, rather.
05:18:54
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So, and the fact that my wife, who's Christian, saw him, she was like, what? That was pretty. Yeah, like that, that, that's.
Technical Difficulties and Social Interactions
05:19:05
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that that That certainly must have been an experience. However, um like as far as as far as everything else goes, Stiffy, I don't actually see you physically in either of the YouTube chats. I don't see you on Nonsensical, and I don't even see you in mine.
05:19:20
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They could be. I mean, there's been some issues with StreamYard, too, and plus that fucking X-Class flair that just hit 2. Hold on, hold on. Wait minute. It's going to fuck up some technology shit, but...
05:19:34
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But why is it only her? Everybody else seems to be doing okay. I just want to know. like ah and She's definitely not blocked on our end because I've never seen Stiffy before. Stiffy's on her other account, the graveyard. Can you see that one? Yeah, I'm i'm looking around for it now. see Stiffy's Hall on Remy's channel.
05:19:58
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It says, can you see me here in your chat, Remy? I'm waiting for the chats to load up because now YouTube always takes like 30 minutes for my thing to to load up. Just give us a second, Stiffy. Just give us second. Hold on.
05:20:12
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Stiffy's graveyard is good and so is Stiffy's not Remy's. By the way. i see them both miles out and do so i i see stevie's graveyard at least in mine okay so i i can see you now frans network but it wasn't showing up with her other channel that's so weird yeah yeah and go back fiftyie And I also see Stiffy's graveyard in Nonsensical now. Okay. okay you very good I didn't see your main account in either of them, so I'm just trying to help ah technical difficulties here. so And shout out to Stiffy for changing your avatar just to tease the fuck out of me. I appreciate know who Stiffy is, so there's no reason for... not
05:21:01
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i'm im not assuming your gender, but I'm goingnna go i'm going to go ahead and say per channel. Yeah. yeah we really what If you didn't notice from Stiffy's Holes avatar, that is um her. Stiffy's Holes.
05:21:24
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Also, Rick, I want to give a shout out for giving up drinking on your whole health journey. not give figure Hey, Stiffy, i so and non and sty i see I see you on Yeah.
05:21:39
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but I just re-signed back up for Planet of fit Fitness today. If I could smoke while I ran on the fucking treadmill, I would. I would recommend that. good nice we recommend i that I'll finish a cigarette as I'm walking in the gym and as soon as I get in my truck afterwards I'll light another one. That's okay. Let me see this. It's a titty pic. I'm covered while I'm in the gym.
05:22:03
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look it's um it's a titty pick i mean i know i'm like ah i'm covered in the gym I'm going to show you this quick. It is her chest and it is covered in some kind of a frock top or something to the equivalent of that. That's her.
05:22:24
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yeah i don't she and is not and She's hot nobody's told you. that very good but told um my My Cherokee friend who's asked to a Norse pagan, I'll tell you the whole history behind that, but it would actually be against the Cherokee.
05:22:38
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So these are buffalo teeth, and this is something the we wore during a wolf head in our ritual years ago. but That's cool. what is What's it made out of? these These are buffalo teeth, and then the metal wolf head, which we did in South Carolina four years ago. Francis, I'm checking out. 1230 tomorrow?
05:23:00
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It's kind of weird because we drove through. 1230 tomorrow. We drove through hurricane to get to that. 12-30 1, not 12-12-30. We never started noon. never started noon. The following year, a hurricane-alleen hit.
05:23:12
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oh I almost said 12. Yeah, and he's solo for at least half an hour.
05:23:22
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Mama said 12, and we got an hour tomorrow. That's cool, man. Do we need to push it another week? We got load up the cars, and it's supposed to fucking snow up here, dude. Ask her if we need to push it another week. Yeah, they're talking Monday. I think they said Monday.
05:23:38
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I don't know. we Are we going to kill the show until next football season? is No, I don't think we need to do that because the Olympics are finishing tomorrow morning. Dude, tomorrow morning, 8 o'clock, Team USA versus Team Canada and the gold.
05:23:55
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Yeah. so i mean thats Shout out to our ladies hockey team who already slapped the dick out of Canada's mouth. But i' slap that go everybody but do we want And shout out to Beastman for coming up and chilling out with us. Thank you, guys. Cheers and have a good one.
05:24:12
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hey we um yeah We're to talk Olympics tomorrow. we're not gonna Are we taking our shirts off? li tomorrow No. like Yeah, exactly fri I can.
05:24:23
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yeah We haven't done a show since the Super Bowl, so we haven't even talked to the ah we we we yeah where're we' We're going to say one thing and one thing only. I did. me inside.
05:24:34
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i did you said and the part move though so tell me a time When's the Super Bowl? When is it? When is it? Shoot me a message in the morning and let me know.
05:24:46
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When's the Super Bowl? When is it? Who's in it? Who's in it?
Personal Stories and Community Aid
05:24:52
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that the super there The Bears aren't in it. I'm not interested.
05:24:58
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you guys you guys discuss off-fishing topics? love you would Off-season changes. you would Yeah, we discuss all sports. if we could Yeah, but during the, of course, when football is not going, there's a bunch of off-season stuff going on behind the scenes.
05:25:13
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Yeah. We'll talk about everything and to help you set your fantasy team up, even though we both suck at it. Fuck That's good shit, man. I don't know. I'll tell you before the football season's over, they will stop.
05:25:26
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No, we got UFC to cover, hockey to cover, spring training just started for baseball, college softball's flaring wild. There's tons of sports we talk about. Well, that's what I'm saying. Football?
05:25:38
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During the offseason, football still has changes going on. Football is a pussy sport, man. Fucking pads and shit like that. Rugby. We'll talk about it. Rugby. We'll talk about that too.
05:25:51
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Have a good night, right? job yes See you, Chris. Chris, good to see you, brother. Chris, be good, brother. Chris, be good. I don't know who Chris was. yeah Oh, you out there?
05:26:05
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I don't even know who I am. have you with this There you go. So, yeah, my daughter's birthday was, I'm going to mute and shit on this. we are on somebody like this channel stickffy So you're not on So yeah, not,
05:26:33
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Today could have been the that you out your candles, make a wish as you close your eyes. Today could have been the day everybody was laughing.
05:26:50
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Instead, I just sit here and cry. Who would you be? What would you look like when you looked at me for the first time?
05:27:04
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Today could have been the next day of the rest of your life.
05:27:16
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I don't think of you. I'm always asking why this crazy world ought to lose. Such a ray of light we never Come too soon.
05:27:31
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you have been president for a painter and author who sang like your mother.
05:27:44
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One thing is evident, would've given all I had, would've loved you like no other. Who would you be?
05:27:56
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What would you look like? Would you have my smile in Today could've been the next day of the rest of your life.
05:28:26
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No disrespect. No disrespect at all.
05:28:31
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RIP your daughter. um i don't want to be known as that guy. um It was like an e-break moment. It was like an e-break moment, man.
05:28:42
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um
05:28:46
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I don't know. Maybe I'm an asshole for this. and If I'm an asshole for this, then so be it. I'll be an asshole. It's not the first time I've been an asshole. It was kind of like an e-break moment on the night. and and ni's like In all honesty, as a dad, I couldn't imagine losing of my kids because as parents, we're not meant to we're not meant to we're not meant to bury our children our Our children are meant to bury yes um But I know what you said earlier, it was just recently or a birthday or the anniversary or something like that. Yesterday was her anniversary or birthday. And
05:29:25
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um
05:29:28
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and and like I said, i don't i don't and i say I don't want to be that guy because I'm not that guy where where I want people to come up here and I don't want to be perceived as a guy who...
05:29:41
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um
05:29:47
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Using other people's Trauma and drama For our own gain You know what I mean It sounds like a beautiful song and it's a beautiful tribute um But I Yeah no man And again It's your channel bro it's i am so I am truly sorry For your loss man That sucks um But I just don't want people to be like, oh, this asshole's up here using somebody else's trauma for clicks and likes and views.
05:30:22
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It's about, in in our belief, it's about veneration. Yeah. I mean, yeah. You're a channel.
05:30:31
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God, I kind of hate when people say that. No, man. You make the rule. You make the rule. Yeah. Yeah.
05:30:42
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Because I tried to be all about the people. I am getting a little bit more of a mindset of it is my channel, but I don't want to be that guy. I just don't want to... i just don't want to like Man, you're not going to hurt my feelings. I used to bring my my father the wrong tools as a child.
05:30:59
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Yeah, yeah. yeah That's what lost my eye. Shit. you shit I lost my eye a thousand different ways, man.
05:31:10
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Yeah, you all got lost my eye wrong the one time, and it's your whole life, Major.
05:31:21
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I mean, we got about a half hour left. I don't know what's going on with Sniffy. I don't see her. I see her on StreamYard, but I don't see her in in the chat. I've seen the Sniffy's graveyard, but I don't actually.
05:31:35
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See, um... Stiffy just needs hot tub. love how everybody's like, Stiffy's fucking hot. Yeah, there are hot women out there, but... no yeah like i don't know i don't i don't I don't care. I i don't care either way. I mean, it's she cool she's cool. I can give a fuck less what she looks like. Yeah.
05:31:55
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That kind of irritates me too, man, when there's like people at work and shit, and they're like, oh, man, look at this young girl. She's hot. And I see my daughter. So I was like, I can't. No, it's not right to me. But when everybody's like, oh, man, fucking Stephanie's come up on panel. She's hot. I'm like, okay, I'm a badass man myself. But, you know, I'm pretty fucking hot myself. Everybody should be worried about how hot I am. We took 30 years to rock this fucking dad bod. You know how much beer we had to drink to get this? I'm the sexiest son of a bitch on this fucking panel. And that's all that matters. Am I right, Fidel Bongs, or am I right? I guess you're right on that one.
05:32:40
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yes Exactly. yeah we' just We'll edit the guess out. Blake has sexier than a Krispy Kreme donut with a cup of coffee.
05:32:51
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I don't even know what the fuck I think I disagree with that one, so I'm not going to. I'm a sexier than a Krispy Kreme donut.
05:33:02
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looking that The link is pinned here on the national network, Papa Smurf. If you jump over to our channel and we'll be there, you drop a follow, and and then you can hit that link, and you can jump up in here.
05:33:17
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Get the plug, Remy. Yeah, the animals are starting to kick in. um me i don't care that one. I'm an asshole when I try to plug the channel. I'm like, you better you better fucking sub up or the dog gets it.
05:33:34
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If you guys like this kind of content, make sure that you hit that like and subscribe button because if you need some more nonsense in your life, this is the place to be. Let's go. can do a 24-hour stream in my fucking...
05:33:49
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sixteen forty i hate that i could do a twenty four hour stream in my fucking With ease. With ease. I'd have to be on a manic episode, which happens quite often, but still.
05:34:02
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Yeah. I mean, I just recently indicated Johnny here that she kind of stands for cheese flavor and chicken toast. You're goddamn right. before Before I was a content creator, when I was just streaming, I have done multiple 48-hour streams, streams,
05:34:21
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thirty six hour streams they just happen. I mean, it it just happens. I, if I do a 24 hour stream now, these days, it'll 100% be for charity.
05:34:38
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alert It'll be a charity thing. Um, it'll be something and, and we've talked about it and we've dabbled with it. We just haven't put it together. Uh, but it'll, it'll be a charity thing and it'll be for the kids and it'll be for the animals.
05:34:51
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Um, And um I don't ever ask for anybody's money, but if I'm going 24 hours and I know that here on this network, I'm going to have to be the guy that does 24 hours when nobody else will do anything, man, I will be asking for money.
05:35:11
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But it'll be a few opportunities. You can ask Beast Mode. I will. Man, I can. fundrate with that Yeah, I can. I can definitely. of some legit sources I can, you know, you can ask me me to je i mostly there too. are you lonely How many people that Beast Mode Chalka saved two years ago?
05:35:35
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no no one um Maybe even a year and a half ago. How many people they saved? You go to our channel, Papa Smurf, the Nonsensical Network. That's how you do it. And then you'll see, the link is pinned.
05:35:49
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Is that easy?
05:35:52
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Are you a one-bagger or a two-bagger,
05:36:01
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Are we live? yeah know it all I did 24 hours. It would 100% be charity because, and I say this, and and i and I mean this with no disrespect to anybody else that is a part of this network,
05:36:17
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But I know that i would have to I would be the guy that would legitimately be here for 24 hours. Bro, I will be there. yeah so you know Yeah.
05:36:34
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So when we were in North Carolina, we were operating. We were the only Norse pagan organization, legit Norse pagan organization and North Carolina operating. like other Others were like, hey, we want to get involved. girl Me too. Everybody that we worked with, like we didn't give a shit if you were Christian. Samaritan's Purse was on the ground. and People were like, who do we donate to? and We're like, Samaritan's Purse.
05:36:55
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It's a Christian organization, but they were right there side by side. They were mucking out houses and stuff while we were doing major stuff. and Everything was like important. and ah so lotra meal appreciate you, man.
05:37:08
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we We were telling people, Oh, yeah. They weren't there. They weren't there. They weren't on the ground. We knew who we were on the side with that was there every day. And then people were like, you all are the only pagan organization that's here. Yeah.
05:37:22
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Working alongside Christians and like religion didn't matter. It was just the basics of humanity. That was the best. And ah I told all this to Remy last night. And ah yeah, bro, it was fucking badass when when there was like other pagans that wanted to help and they're like, we don't know what to do.
05:37:40
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fucking coming. I can hear you. Continue. Yeah, and and it's like it didn't matter the organizations that we were working beside. It's like because we wanted to help people.
05:37:52
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But when people found out, oh shit, there's pagans that are in fucking North Carolina making a huge difference, you know. no Gets the traction. Yeah.
05:38:09
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Yeah, it was all. But what what I said about Chalka and Beast Mode is they did a ah poker fundraiser to help people. And what people don't understand is December 8th, December 7th, actually. And we because we were in Black Mountain December 8th, December 7th, there was a family in Avery County, a 10-month-old baby, baby Lucy, a mother and father and stuff. Like the entire family froze to death.
05:38:37
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And it's like, So we we we had learned about it December 8th when we were in Black Mountain. And we were like, this can't happen. Like, it was a punch in the chest to everybody. And we were like, this cannot happen. We cannot lose anybody.
05:38:51
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So we made a big plea, big drive. And Beast Mode and Chuck were like, we're going to do a huge poker donation to you guys. It was like over $500. propane,
05:39:03
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so propane um base layers, ah heaters, things like that, working with other other organizations. and We said this will never happen again. And yeah that entire winter of 2024, 2025, mostly in part from other organizations were doing the same thing and what Beast Mode and Chalka did that night for their poker fundraiser. We didn't lose one single person that winter.
05:39:30
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Not one single person. From January last year during the snow and cold and stuff that hit after that. And I was like, you guys have no idea how many people you saved.
05:39:45
Speaker
Remember the Jerry Lewis telethons? Oh yeah. and Yeah. Because it's like my birth, my birthday is is the last day of August. So i think that's how we pick this stuff up, right? Like, cause that's what we all try to replicate that I noticed in our fundraising attempts throughout the years in all the different genres, right? You know, that's the brother or sister fall, you help them up.
05:40:10
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Yeah. yeah Like I lost all faith in in America until that disaster. When you saw people come out of the woodwork and then, you know, there's some people that come in for cloud from their,
05:40:21
Speaker
church or whatever, hey, I did a good thing and then they split and they're gone and they feel better about themselves for the rest the year and they you know get recognition from their community and stuff, but we were so overwhelmed the the first weekend after the, so Helene hit that Friday.
05:40:39
Speaker
We were there that Monday. That following weekend, people that were coming in from all over, like Canada, Arizona, New Mexico, California, we had a guy drive three days from California, pulled in and said, hey, How can I help? I said, cool, you're with us. His name was Dean. Great fucking guy.
05:40:57
Speaker
He owns a ah ah company that basically caps gas wells and gas emergencies and stuff and in California. so we we you know But the people that were coming in from out-of-state delivering supplies were were like, we're overwhelmed. Can you please stay and help? 87% of the people that that we asked stayed the entire weekend.
05:41:20
Speaker
just to help sort supplies and stuff and stock supplies and shit like that. It's like, wow. Wow. They didn't have to. They could have said, hey, I'm going to drop my shit off and go back home. And that helped restore my faith in humanity. And you had pagans and Buddhists and Muslims and Christians all working side by side, atheists, whatever, agnostics, just to help other people, man. And and it was amazing.
05:41:45
Speaker
And I remember there was Christian pastor, Pastor Josh. Yeah. He knew the entire history of Norse mythology. And we sat there and we chit-chatted and shit like that.
05:41:56
Speaker
So we joked with him, he joked with us and stuff. And we were doing the same mission. Like, it didn't matter. You believe in your Christian God, we believe in our gods, and we're still going to do the same mission.
05:42:06
Speaker
ah yeah We teased them, they teased us, and, you know, ah it was just a great, great time, you know, being able to do that. Like, your your belief, your personal belief didn't matter. Because the basics was ah just helping humanity.
Beard Care and Social Dynamics
05:42:23
Speaker
Your mouth don't have to be vertical, bro, when it comes to tacos. You've got to turn it sideways. Bro, I have friend. He's a freak, man. He eats burritos from the middle.
05:42:34
Speaker
he's He's just a weirdo. He's ah he's a goddamn savage. But, yeah, you you just got to. If you're eating taco and you're eating taco right, you just got to turn your head. Taco neck syndrome, TNS.
05:42:47
Speaker
ah My buddy, he's actually, ah we we grew up together in America. the godfather my children. He's grape jelly on on hot dogs.
05:42:57
Speaker
you have on messages? I am... Hold on a second. Let's see here. No, no, no. I see you in the in the top.
05:43:12
Speaker
you're You're in the top. i got I got live chat on right now. I'm going to bounce, guys. It was nice meeting you. You know what? There you go, Stiffy. There you go, Stiffy. Now I see you.
05:43:31
Speaker
Now I see There you go. Nailed it.
05:43:37
Speaker
Nailed it. Man, I tell you what, Glick, I can't believe 1 a.m. m you're still up streaming and you've got a big move ahead of you.
05:43:47
Speaker
I do six hours every Saturday, and we're coming up on that six-hour mark. Man, yeah, you're hardcore. That's what I do. That's what I do, man. um I'm here for the people.
05:44:01
Speaker
Stiffy, you figured it out. I couldn't figure it out, but shout-out to the chat. I got you. There you go.
05:44:11
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know. That was that that was weird. I've never i've never messed. i did Look, ah I'll be honest with you all. I'm a fucking moron. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I just turn the camera on and put my goofy-ass face and my stupid-ass voice on here for you all to listen.
05:44:33
Speaker
And every Monday's worth it. Oh, world yeah. Yeah. Actually, yeah according to according to AI, i am I am a great leader. I'm sexy, and I'm the best.
05:44:46
Speaker
So suck it, Joe Rogan. Suck it, Joe Rogan, you bitch. yeah I'm telling you, it's a beard, man. Please don't beat me up, Joe Rogan. but why would these I be the first to tell you that we have a saying for those in Scandinavia that don't have a beard.
05:45:04
Speaker
We call them women and children. Hmm. That's pretty much, yeah. That's what the Amish call it. Oh, the Amish have nothing on us.
05:45:17
Speaker
I mean... Amish got neckbeards. I know, because that's what I got. Oh, dude, don't don't do the neckbeard. They're suckers for cherry pies anyways. Any type of pie, but yeah.
05:45:28
Speaker
i don't know, man. I don't know. All this talk about beards and all this talk about beard this, beard that, I feel like in all honesty, I mean... from a lot of the streams I've seen on social media and and and and our panel included, i feel like I have pretty nice beard. and i have probably the best beard.
05:45:49
Speaker
this i just trimmed mine last night, too. and I don't cast shade upon beards unless unless unless you're a beard bro and you don't take care of your beard. and Then I will cast stream upon you.
05:46:04
Speaker
I think the only way fuck there The only three that didn't is Johnny, but he's got a badass mustache. Johnny's got a great mustache. My shit's very short growing in. It's there, but it's not very noticeable.
05:46:17
Speaker
and yeah i I'm not going to judge Johnny's... yet yet i and I don't think Jedi can joke. and can't grow beard. Even Beastman has a beard. so yeah i mean Everybody else that's been on panel. yeah johnny johnny's Johnny's got a great stache.
05:46:33
Speaker
Johnny's where I was in my 20s. He's experimenting with his facial hair, but he's got a great stache. and When I was in my 20s, he grew a beard.
05:46:47
Speaker
He's got that Dr. E. Hedgehog fucking mustache. I cannot. Not the first time I've heard that. Fuck yeah, I take that as a badge of honor. Thank you. but But I could grow a goatee like nobody's business.
05:46:59
Speaker
So I grew that goatee out in my 20s. And I rocked that goatee. And then I was like, I'm tired of the goatee. And then I was able, and you guys seen the picture earlier. I had the douche strap. That's what I call it.
05:47:11
Speaker
That chin shot. actually got on the bottom of my face. That's why I didn't grow any very well. I don't have a beard, so I can't be on panel. Stiffy, you have a beard, but we can't see it unless you take your pants down. I'm on down.
05:47:27
Speaker
yeah yeah But yeah, like I said, you know, I just woke up one morning and my beard was there. And, you know, I'm that guy where I'm not a beard bro and I'm not going to, I'm not going to like um There's nothing wrong with it.
05:47:49
Speaker
At the end of like like when it comes to trucks, I'm not going to argue with you if you're a Dodge or anything like that. but Ford fucking Ranger.
05:48:00
Speaker
you have beard or if you have facial hair, just fucking take care of it. I've always been like, even before I could grow a beard, I'm like, this once again and take care of it, bro. and Brush it.
05:48:13
Speaker
Edge it. like I got a whole kit for that shit. and Take care of your shit. yeah okay There's so many guys out there that that want to come at me and they're like, oh my beard this. And I'm like, yeah, but you look fucking homeless.
Future Show Plans and Closing Remarks
05:48:30
Speaker
It's not taken care of. It's not groomed. it's you look You look like an asshole.
05:48:35
Speaker
Once again, they could have something like this going on. If you're going to do that, hey, I'm going to do 300 days. and grow it, not fucking trim it or anything each month and stuff like that. And and then trim it at the end. I understand. you know grow it up yeah literally i literally shave right here. like ah i i keep this I keep this clean.
05:48:54
Speaker
i don't do anything else with it. I go to the barber when I get my hair cut, which I need to do because I got wings. I got to go to the barber. When I get my hair cut up, when i get my hair clip together My guy, shout out to Denny's Hair Station Nurk, Ohio. My guy, Randy.
05:49:11
Speaker
He cleans up my beard. he edges me up real nice. Wow. been up that way in a long time. But I was also told a couple several years back, I was cleaning up my beard and I fucked it up.
05:49:27
Speaker
And then I went in to get my hair cut and get my beard taken care of. And Randy was like, what the fuck did you do? And I was like... I tried to clean up my beard. and He said, you're never allowed to touch it again. I'm the only person who can touch your beard. And I said, you know what?
05:49:43
Speaker
ah You're right. and and So I don't. I shave right here on my on my cheeks. I keep this cleaned up in between cuts. But outside of that, Randy's the only guy who touches my beard. touched him on that last night, but for the rest of the year, I'm not touching I'm going to that shit back out. like I'll be fucking getting off by December.
05:50:04
Speaker
Only thing i'm trying to do is round that out into the shape. That's it. Other than that, I'm letting the shit to see if it'll grow across my face and grow down. Well, I'm going to make my mustache longer and the chin part before you get the rest of it longer and stuff because of the way that it grows.
05:50:16
Speaker
It's like your hair. If you want to grow long hair, that the top grows longer than the sides do. Yeah. had a bike. I had a bike. I had bike too because that shit was like two feet. I had a pony hawk and that shit was like halfway down on my ass.
05:50:31
Speaker
And then I cut it back in last May, and my wife was so pissed off. So i was like, nope, I'm not cutting it again. if i If I go in for a haircut and Randy's not there and Shauna, the other lady who works in that my the lady who works in the shop.
05:50:50
Speaker
However, I will i will i will shout Shauna for this because i did let her cut I did let her do my beard and my facial hair for New Year's Eve. And she gave me a sick ass like... I remember talking about that on stream. My mustache and and and right here on my... Right here.
05:51:09
Speaker
And she gave me like this Spanish look to it. it was it was pretty fucking dope, man. I was like... You're like fucking pirate, bro. yeah Yeah, that's what she did. She was like, I'm not allowed to touch your beard, but I know you got plans for New Year's Eve, so I got to clean you up. And she did. She cleaned me up, and she gave me this nice little, like, thin mustache and brought it down and gave me the point right here, and I ah kind of dug it. don't know. You like it, right, baby? Yeah.
05:51:39
Speaker
Yeah, Shauna did a good job. um But typically, Shauna won't touch my face. She'll just do my hair if Randy's not there to to to get me taken care of. but Yeah.
05:51:51
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yeah i don't have a beard. You don't have to have a beard to be on panel. It's just a lot of us do. no yeah Like I said, mine's all down here. I got to get it to grow up my face more. Yeah.
05:52:06
Speaker
Wally, go eat a dick. ah You big bitch. ah Wally, I cannot wait to make you tap out. I swear to God. What are you doing, Wally?
05:52:18
Speaker
Oh, shit. I'm going to turn my mic up. If you don't play with it, it doesn't grow. That same goes for a lot of other things, too.
05:52:28
Speaker
I thought I'm going to karate fight the shit out of Wally. Anywho, he's. I got to go ahead and wrap this up. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys for hanging out. Shout out to the panel. Shout the panel. panel was awesome tonight. Thank you, guys. Shout out to the chat. As always,
05:52:45
Speaker
vinnae live Chattersbox doing what they do The panel doing what they do Thank you guys because If it's not for you guys In the chat and on the panel I'm a one man show on Saturday night I don't want to do this shit for six hours By myself at the end of the day I'll be Tune in tomorrow um Next Saturday Yeah well tune in tomorrow Very early afternoon
05:53:21
Speaker
oh god i got the hiccups indeed indeed but lazy jedi you're a bitch glick thank you for yeah lazy guy is a bitch but glick thank you for having me up man it's always an honor have me up but good to see you and listen to my announcement and shit like that for uh unnecessary reference rick and i are gonna talk i know i know the super bowl was a couple weeks ago We're to talk Super Bowl. We're going talk the Olympics. hopefully Hopefully, fingers crossed, much like the ladies, by the time we're live tomorrow, the men's Team usa will have brought home the gold by beating that Canadian ass, baby. That's right. Yeah. right.
05:54:10
Speaker
Monday night, Wally is back with Speedway Stories. Yeah. Tuesday night I'm back for Glick's House of Music. um Who do I have Tuesday night? I have Mason. notda that think that No, I'm lying. I have my guy, James Luker, this Tuesday night on Glick's House of Music.
05:54:34
Speaker
That's my little brother. I'm super excited to hang out with him. I'm super excited to talk to him again. I'm actually ending the show tonight with James Luker. James Luker is a former guest of Glick's House of Music. We're going to hang out again.
05:54:46
Speaker
um like i said he's he's He's my little brother. Love that dude to death. Wednesday night, ah I don't know what's happening Wednesday night. If anything, ah maybe Brittany and Snotty will be there doing hump day ha-has. Maybe they won't. I don't know.
05:55:03
Speaker
Thursday, Wally and Johnny will be back doing what they do. whatever it is, and tiles, dinosaurs, race cars. I don't know. yeah And then Friday night, I don't know.
05:55:17
Speaker
ah Saturday, the road nonsense we'll be back next Saturday night with the roast of this guy, right? Yeah.
05:55:28
Speaker
Roast of Glick next Saturday, hosted by Roastmaster, one and only Kevin Hawley, a very good friend of mine. Love the guy to death. Can't wait to see what you guys bring to the table.
05:55:40
Speaker
You still have time. If you want to be on the panel of roasters, let me know on the social media. That way I can have you guys here at the beginning of the show because the the roast is only going to last about two hours.
05:55:54
Speaker
share that Share that. Normal nonsensical nonsense fuckery for the next four hours. And then next sunday next Sunday, brand new show. Brand new show with your host.
05:56:10
Speaker
Not me. She's a host.
05:56:15
Speaker
Kayla. It's her show. I'm just hanging out. Beyond the Veil. And we're diving into the paranormal. for our very audience nice no diving into our very first show. We're diving into the paranormal. We're going to keep it local. We're going to keep it to Ohio.
05:56:35
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Ohio is the third most haunted state in this country as of 2025. And stays usually typically in the top five for most haunted states in the country.
05:56:50
Speaker
So we're going to dive into some ghost stories, some paranormal next Sunday for the very first episode of Beyond the Veil. So tune in for that. That's going to be fun. That's going to be fun.
05:57:04
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What's that? Can say something real quick? Say something. Fuck Ohio State, go Michigan. Hell yeah Go Blue! Even though they lost today.
05:57:18
Speaker
grab me have me who would you go to hell and you die. Thank you guys. bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. Give us follow. Give us like. Give us a share. hitting the end button. Panel, you guys are awesome. Enjoy a little James Luke.
05:57:39
Speaker
Peace, peace, and love, y'all.
05:57:50
Speaker
I feel like a dream, but I'm a runaway. So take a range and I'll be back someday.
05:58:03
Speaker
I don't blame you for leaving. can't live out the seasons without you by my side.
05:58:21
Speaker
This life has been killing me inside an animal
05:58:58
Speaker
Cause I'm fading like I am every day I don't think that I'll ever change I'm no stranger to the rain But through it all, it's to the pain I don't want to come and ruin my life Why don't we collide when it always feels so right?
05:59:21
Speaker
This life has been killing me inside a night out
05:59:58
Speaker
I'm a rolling out girl, been running my life Why do we collide when it always feels so right? This life has been killing me inside of night I need a handful of perks just to bring myself down