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035/036: Clefairy & Clefable

Unown Radio: A Pokémon Dex Dive
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Meet Clefairy and Clefable.. and tell us if there's ANYTHING these little bundles of joy can't do? Mailman, scrap collector, priest, the whole nine yards.. Unless we're talking about getting back to the moon. That, they suck at.

Join Katherine and Claudia as they stumble through the Pokédex and figure out which of these Pokemon might be semi-edible in a podcast full of stupidity and laughs.

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Transcript

Introduction and Show Setup

00:00:00
Speaker
this is a muck stain productions podcast
00:00:22
Speaker
Hello homies and trainers, and welcome to Unknown Radio, your Muggstain production Pokemon talk show, where we take a peek at every Pokemon. I'm Claudia, and as always, I am here with my co-host, Catherine. Hello, I am the one with the pizzazz. Claudia's the one with the facts. That was potentially more unhinged than that last one you sang.
00:00:44
Speaker
I think it might be. I think I'll probably be a bit more enginged today. You know, it's gonna be good.

Clefairy in the Pokedex

00:00:49
Speaker
All the better because we're doing number 35 and number 36 in the Pokedex today, starting with number 35 and this is Clefairy.
00:00:59
Speaker
Sounds just like that. That is a spot on impression, my guys. Right? I'm good at this one. This one I know. Alright, so what's Clefairy's tagline? It's going to be something really boring. It's probably just going to be... Oh, nailed it.
00:01:15
Speaker
Yes! The fairy Pokémon. As said in that tagline, it is a fairy type. It stands at two foot tall and weighs 16.5 pounds, which equates to 7.5 kgs.
00:01:30
Speaker
Quite a big boy. Yeah, relatively sizable. Yeah. Wouldn't be able to carry this one far. No, but the good news is that it can fly. I love that. So what does it look like? So it's, um, it's got like that pink quiff, like the swirly whirly quiff. It's just like a little pink guy. It kind of looks like a knockoff Kirby. It does look like a knockoff Kirby. Yeah.
00:01:56
Speaker
I was here trying to think what does it look like and why does it look so recognizable other than looking just like Jigglypuff. Kirby.
00:02:03
Speaker
Yeah, but knock off Kirby. So it's Kirby with his quiff. It does have little tiny wings at the back. Does it? I've never noticed the little tiny wings. Ears like a cat and then it's all pink with brown tipped ears but the shiny version is exactly the same but the tips of his ears are green. That's boring, do better. You could have gone so hard with
00:02:26
Speaker
A different colour. Like blue. Yeah. A blue would be sick. Don't forget, it's Singular Tuth. Oh yeah, we're back to the one tooth. The one tooth Pokémon. The fact that I didn't notice that until like, as soon as you said the word tooth, and then my brain was like, oh, teeth scan. I was like, right, I've got to get a picture of him ready for afterwards. And there it is, the one little tooth. You just use scanning every Pokémon for the amount of teeth in its head.
00:02:55
Speaker
Yeah, it's a real problem, actually. Should probably stop. Yeah, you're just a Pokémon dentist. What a job that would be. Dangerous job. It would. Apart from the ones with just the wanteth. You're relatively safe, unless they're poisonous. Yeah, they don't want to put your hand in a charm, do they? Do you know what I mean?
00:03:12
Speaker
I mean, I probably would because I'd let it bite me. Weird kink, but okay. So

Clefairy's Name and Origins

00:03:21
Speaker
back to Clefairy, a fun little name fact for you, and it is a language fact. Oh, get in. I have two language facts actually for you. So Clefairy, the name is derived from Clef, which is French for key, as in musical key, treble clef, bass clef.
00:03:41
Speaker
and fairy. Which is French for fairy. Which is also French for fairy.
00:03:49
Speaker
That's cute. I like that. It's a musical fairy. I've got a lot of time for him. Second language fact is it's cry in the games sounds like Ippip and this is relevant because in Japanese, yeah, that's the whole language. It's name in Japanese is Pippi, which is Ippip spud backwards. Oh, I like that. I like that. I like that one a lot.
00:04:17
Speaker
So Clefairy appears to be based on fairies, which are often depicted as small, cute, magical, and winged creatures in media. It may also be based on stars due to its shape. And to a lesser extent, it may be based on aliens, seeing how it and its other stages I implied to come from the moon. So it's a clanger. Wow, I just had war flashbacks.
00:04:49
Speaker
Oh no! That sent me. Yeah, it's an alien fairy clanger. It's a clanger! They're real! Oh my god! Moving on from there, I cannot dwell on that because I'm gonna lose it completely. Oh god, its original name in English was gonna be Aria. So I prefer Clefairy to Aria just because of the
00:05:19
Speaker
Clef part of it. Yeah, I do too. Originally when its name was still Aria, the Pokemon that Professor Oak was going to give to Ash was a Clefairy.

Clefairy's Role in Pokémon Franchise

00:05:30
Speaker
This meant that Clef... Clef... Clef... Clefairy? Clefairy was going to be the face of the Pokemon franchise. So I could get on board with that. That's quite cute. Just replacing Pikachu with Clefairy.
00:05:43
Speaker
Yeah, and yeah, but also at the same time Pikachu's iconic, so. Right. But like in another timeline, Clefairy is the one that is the iconic one. Not Pikachu, Clefairy, and that's crazy. That is crazy. Cause Clefairy's just not that well known, really? No. Like unless you are a Pokemon fan, you ain't gonna know who Clefairy is. No, you show, I show my mom a picture of this and she'll, I don't know. It's got a tooth.
00:06:12
Speaker
Yeah, it's a Digimon or something. I don't know. I don't even know if she knows what a Digimon is, but she would not peg this as a Pokémon. No. It's crazy. It is, actually. That's cool. Yeah, in another life. Well, somewhere out there, multiverse and all that. Oh, because the Kefari will live there because they are alien clangers. Exactly. And also the crazy tiger Pikachu thing.
00:06:34
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I mean, choosing between this and the Tiger with tits, Clefairy would have been a better option. Clefairy wins all the time.
00:06:45
Speaker
Alright, so we'll dive into some factoids. Please do. We have gone way off the topic. As always, as always. So the Clefairy are mysterious Pokémon believed to have extraterrestrial origins. They make their earthly homes on mountains like Mt. Moon in Kanto, Mt. Coronet in Shin'u, and they can also be found in the giant chasm of Unova, a mysterious site with ties to outer space.
00:07:11
Speaker
Yep, because they're space beasts. Right. I like that. I like that they decided to add this in as early on as Kanto, like the idea of space and other worlds and dimensions before like they had the super beasts and the wormholes and the absolutely crazy legendaries that come kind of later on with like space and time. They actually had, this was the OG.
00:07:38
Speaker
I like that too. I mean, there's also... They do do a bit of time stuff, don't they? Because we have the fossils in the first game. Yeah. Name's forgotten me. But no, I like that too. I like the fact that they've gone... I like he's got a backstory. He's got something. He's got a purpose. He's got a little bit of pizzazz. He has got a bit of pizzazz and I like that.
00:08:01
Speaker
He's a musical alien from the moon. I'm here for him. So the habitats tend to have odd magnetic activity and some even say that Clefairy themselves warp the surrounding electromagnetic field.

Clefairy's Society and Behavior

00:08:16
Speaker
One more one of them in your house then, would you? Oh, and it kind of reminds me of when people go alien hunting and they have like the electromagnetic readers. And it makes a clanger noise.
00:08:29
Speaker
It's all related. He's a cleaner. Which came first, the Clefairy or the Clanger? Well, I'm gonna have to look it up to be honest. When was Clefairy invented? 1991. Clangers came first.
00:08:43
Speaker
Oh, 1969. Well, you know what? Might be a rip-off. It's a rip-off. I'm not saying that you stole the idea, Nintendo, but I'm also not saying you haven't. Well, you know what? They take their ideas from different myths and legends, so maybe they saw a clang it and then they thought, you know what? That's about as close as England would get to an interesting cryptid that's have that one.
00:09:08
Speaker
I mean, to be fair, maybe. Maybe they're like, wow, England had got it sorted. Fuck the, uh, the goblin that feeds on happiness will take a clanger and it will be the face of our franchise. They had a right idea there.
00:09:26
Speaker
Definitely no drugs involved in that one. Not one single drug. Not a drug. So little is known about these elusive Pokémon. However, they seem to be intelligent enough to form societies, build transportation, and develop religions.
00:09:42
Speaker
I'll get out. You're telling me there's a whole community? It's like bloody Zootropolis but with Clefairy's. Oh my god. Is there like a Clefairy bus driver out there somewhere? I'm thinking more like him than pulling sleighs. Exactly! Santa should have this not a jinx.
00:10:08
Speaker
Serna, you messed up, dude. Just a little sleigh and then one driving the sleigh that's wearing a little hat.
00:10:16
Speaker
Yeah, and then like four pulling it along. Imagine if it's a fairy milkman. A fairy postman riding on a little bike. Ah, with his little hands. So they have religions. Yeah, I didn't really know how to even contemplate that in my brain. What are they worshipping? The moon? I'm assuming the moon.
00:10:41
Speaker
Yeah, that would make sense actually. That was me thinking of like an altar in a house with just like Pikachu on it. Could have been us. Could have been us. The one that got away. We were the chosen ones. The chosen one.
00:11:03
Speaker
Like the of aliens from Toy Story. The claw. The claw. The chew. The chew. But instead they're like, the moon. The moon is a cult. Oh my god, Clefairys are joining cults. I tell you what though, I would leave society to join this society of Clefairys that have like a Clefairy milkman and a moon religion.
00:11:30
Speaker
Oh no, me too. Like 100% sign me right up. And if they're a fairy, does this mean this is like full on like... Cleftopia? Yeah, Cleftopia or like... What's that music festival where everybody's always nude? Burning Man. Burning Man. Is it like Clefairy Burning Man? Sign me up. Either way, sign me right up. Two tickets to the nearest mountain, off we go.
00:11:58
Speaker
What are you doing? We're leaving society and we're gonna join a cult of Clefairy. In a mountain. Okay? Sorry parents, it was not a phase. It was never a phase. God damn it, Mum! So many theories have formed regarding these popular Pokémon. One explains their tendencies to steal things as gathering materials to build spaceships to take them back home.
00:12:26
Speaker
I'm lost for words. These little guys. That's part of the cult then, to steal things and build a spaceship. You know those scrap metal men that go round? Clefairy's. That's what their disguise does. It's just four stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat. Scrap metal! Any metal? Any metal for...
00:12:49
Speaker
So are all a couple of wirins going? The clafairies. I am but a regular human man here to take your scrap metal. I'm not booting a spaceship. Who said that? Thank you for this washing machine. It'll be a great rocket, I mean, metal detector.
00:13:08
Speaker
Oh, I love it. So known for their mystical powers, Clefairy can use the move Metronome by waggling their fingers and summoning a completely random attack out of thin air.

Clefairy's Abilities and Popularity

00:13:20
Speaker
Yeah, because they're bloody aliens. So that's what they're doing in their little Burning Man circles. She's going, Clefairy, Clefairy. And there's like fire, ice, lightning, leaves, crazy. It's a drug trip.
00:13:35
Speaker
Oh my god, someone's using a rock tube! No! We're stuck!
00:13:42
Speaker
God damn it, Nigel! Nigel the Clefairy. They're also very strongly connected to the moon. Clefairy mysteriously become more common during the full moon as they come out of hiding and dance. It's Burning Man. It's Burning Man. They dance in a circle. They worship moonstones, there you go, we were correct, which trigger their evolution and allegedly store moonlight in the wings on their back to float in the mid-air.
00:14:12
Speaker
I like that fact. That's a nice one. I collect rocks too, so me and Klonferi got that in common. You can have the moonstones, but I have all the other ones. I genuinely have moonstone on my anklet right now.
00:14:27
Speaker
Be careful, the scrap metal man's gonna pay you a visit. So despite their rarity, their cute appearance and voice have made Clefairy popular symbols in media and merchandising. Yep. Yes.
00:14:43
Speaker
What is so funny is that in the Pokémon world there's this strange alien and no one knows where it came from, and it literally steals things from people's houses. It has its own society and religion and cult. They can randomly attack things with a weird power, and they're like, you know what? That'll look great on a lunchbox for my son in Kanto. It would though, wouldn't it? Yeah, it would. It's cute.
00:15:10
Speaker
Yeah, like it'd be great. It is not scary. I've never wanted one more, genuinely. Aklaferi or Aklaferi Ludgebox? Both. So imagine, like, Aklaferi Postman.
00:15:24
Speaker
Yeah. On his job, on his bike, and in his little basket he has his lunch in a Clefairy lunchbox. Oh God, that's so cute. It's so meta. All right, so we've gathered enough of our Clefaries to have a whole horde of moonstones as part of our cult. So magic happens, one evolves, and this is number 36 in the Pokedex and this is Clefable.
00:15:51
Speaker
Clefable. Is that that one's noise that one makes? I don't know. It goes from Clefairy Clefairy, do you know Clefable? Maybe. I don't know. I don't have that much joy from Clefable. No, its eyes and mouth look too small for its face. And it kind of looks like it's supposed to be an axolotl, but like not. But wrong. Yeah. And it's got notice. That's fair.
00:16:20
Speaker
No, not a single tooth found in that head. Still got a quiff though. So he's also the fairy Pokémon. He's a little bit bigger, stands at 4 foot 3 inches, and weighs 88.2 pounds, which is 40 kgs. He's quite a big boy. He's a big boy.
00:16:39
Speaker
And like you said, he kind of looks like an axolotl, but wrong. Yeah. He's got a big old, I mean, they both have big old tails. It looks the same, pointy ears, slightly bigger. The shiny color is exactly the same color, but with the green ear tips again. And he has no tooth. No tooth. Not a tooth to be found. Kind of looks like there's nothing going on in between the ears. No, nothing at all.
00:17:03
Speaker
There are no thoughts. No thoughts, just vibes. And the picture I'm looking at, he's pulling up, he's throwing up peace signs too, so definitely no thoughts, just vibes. Same, same Clefable,

Introduction to Clefable

00:17:17
Speaker
same. So Clefable, the name comes from Clef again and Fable, as in like a fable story.
00:17:24
Speaker
Yep, this is pretty simple. Again, it's based on fairies, it may also be based on stars again, and then also based on aliens, exactly the same as our other, because it is exactly the same, just bigger.
00:17:39
Speaker
Just bigger, and I don't think I'm going to find out any more new information, to be honest. Well, let's dig right into it. Let's go, go, go! So, unlike most of the other stone-evolved Pokémon, Clefable are almost as plentiful as their pre-evolutions, though this isn't saying much considering that Clefairy are also supposed to be pretty rare.
00:18:02
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. And this is because of the strange link between the moon and Clefairy, somehow they're always moon stoves near them triggering some of their evolutions. Well, yeah, because they do a special moonstone dance. So then they're just rubbing them all over their bodies. They then have them evolve.
00:18:21
Speaker
Ooh, yeah. It's definitely very ritualistic, unlike the other ones that are like spending their whole lives searching for these stones to become like the king or the queen, like the last bunch we looked at. But these ones, they're like, oh yeah, I guess it's your turn. What was the one that you named? Well, Barbara. Oh, Nigel. Your turn, Nigel. They rock, paper, scissors, who gets to evolve.
00:18:47
Speaker
Can you imagine? To be fair, they've built a society, if that's how their society works, fair play to them, you know? Yeah. Maybe it's like when they get someone for jury duty instead, the postman comes around and he's like, all right, it's your turn. And they're like, yeah. I don't know. I like to think there's some form of democracy. They have a little vote, like whoever did the best dance last full moon. Oh. I feel like they get not coronated, but like chosen. Yeah, I like that. Yeah.
00:19:17
Speaker
Like the leader of their religion is just like giving out the ones that will cause evolution because they did a particularly good doggy. Your moonwalk this week, Barbara, was fantastic. Not Barbara, I've used Barbara before. Good job, Sandra. And there's like giving out moonstones, like giving out the rose and the bachelor. Like Oprah, you get a moonstone. You get a moonstone.
00:19:44
Speaker
So Clefable are extremely shy, hiding at the slightest hint of people. Their ears are very sensitive and able to hear a pin drop from 1,100 yards away, which is about 1,000 meters. And they avoid loud places by hiding in groups deep in secluded mountains. We love a mountain. It's closer to the moon.
00:20:07
Speaker
mountain is closer to the moon. So when they evolve, is this like getting a promotion and they go to like a higher up level in like the fucking corporate building? I don't know. I like to feel like they've got quite an equality system over in the Clefairy world. Yeah, they've earned their place. Maybe like the Clefables are more like elders.
00:20:32
Speaker
You know, like you've got a problem, Nicola Fable's gonna be like, look mate, here's some strong advice, you know?
00:20:39
Speaker
Oh, I like that. That's what I like to think. They've gained some life experiences by, you know, with the sledding and the postman that, you know, they gain some knowledge and then they move into more of a advisory kind of position. Like Nigel, he's been doing his post route for like a good 10 years now. It's time. He's collected his moonstones. He's worked his arse off for the community. He's now an elder. He now gives you the advice.
00:21:08
Speaker
And all the other little post-clifereys come to him and they're like, hey, you know, and he goes, no, no, here's my little book of how I sorted out the letters and this'll do you good, young buck. Yeah. Who would I look, guys? Come on. We're posties. We wear shorts all year round. I don't care if it's snowing. You put on your shorts. It is a way of life. It has always been this way. It is a way of life.
00:21:38
Speaker
So, Clefable moved very lightly, almost as if bouncing in lower moonlight gravity.

Clefable's Connection to the Moon

00:21:45
Speaker
They are also able to walk on water in this way. Right. Better tell Jesus someone's got his trick. Well, you don't know who came first, Jesus or the Clefable. That is true, actually. Maybe Jesus was three Clefables in a trench coat. Who's to know? Prove that's wrong.
00:22:07
Speaker
Who was there? You tell me. So on moonlit nights, they can rarely be seen walking towards secluded, deserted lakes. They are said to gaze at the moon and longing to return home, straining their ears to hear the voices of their brethren on its surface.
00:22:27
Speaker
Do you reckon if you have a strong enough microscope, you can see him waving at you? Hi. Hi. What's up? It's like ET's trying to phone home. Yeah. Well, no wonder they're all working their ass off if they just long to go home and collect enough scrap metal to build a spaceship. They're just misplaced clangers, you know? Imagine if the clangers came down onto earth. They wouldn't know what to do with themselves. No, that former society and start of religion.
00:22:59
Speaker
It is said that seeing a pair of Clefable together is a sign of a happy marriage. Oh, that's cute. Like penguins. Oh, do you think Clefables also mate for life? Oh, they must do, aren't they? Yeah. I like to think that, you know, like nudges the stone to one another.
00:23:19
Speaker
Oh, and they all have like, it's like when they make a nest of moonstones. Oh yeah. And then they're bonded for life. That would be cute. Adorable. So little is known about how Clefable defend themselves. They are able to learn metronome like Keferi, allowing them to summon essentially any move. Yep.
00:23:42
Speaker
As, you know, previously mentioned. As we know. And their affinity with moonstones is still present and they can occasionally be seen holding them as they wonder about. Obviously to look for their mate. Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. They pick the shiniest one and they're like, look at my stone. And then their mates next one with a dull unpolished one. Obviously gonna pick the shiny one.
00:24:04
Speaker
Yeah, just imagine them going around like in the days where everybody had like marbles or the weird little monster things just in a little bag. Like, look at my collection. My precious. Yeah, so I'm a Clefable. Yes. That's nice.
00:24:19
Speaker
You ready to move on to our little question section? Absolutely. Oh, right. So we're moving away from our deeply forested areas. Finally, it took 35 Pokémon to do it. And you're going on a nice little wonder around Mount Moon. You've made it. Thank God. Thank God I'm out of that

Hypothetical Interactions with Clefairy

00:24:40
Speaker
forest. I've had so many fights. So you're wondering around, going a little high, just kind of seeing what's what.
00:24:46
Speaker
And then out from behind a big rock floats a little Clefairy, Clefairy, Clefairy. What would you do? The thing is, admittedly I want to take one home, but I don't want to take it away from its community. I want to follow it. I want to see what this Clefairy society is like.
00:25:05
Speaker
And then join it and live there forever. Yeah. Send you a selfie and then I'm gone. Be like, this is my new life. So you're going to join a cult. Okay. I'll send you my GPS location and then you can join too. I will also join this cult. Perfect. Sounds great. I'm in.
00:25:26
Speaker
So as you're following this little Clefairy back to its society, you notice a little Clefable just watching this transpire. What would you do then? Again, I just want to follow it. I just want it to be my friend. Tell me I'm wrong. You're not wrong. You have to be careful with this one. You could just whisper and be like, I love you. And he'd be able to hear you. I know. Oh, I love them so much. So what functions other than battling, do you think?
00:25:56
Speaker
But we'll lump them together. What do you think they both could do? Well, I thought we'd already discussed this. We've got mailman, milkman, scrap metal collector, priest.
00:26:08
Speaker
Cultist. Cultist. Dance machine. Dance machine. I reckon they'd be a good debt collector. Oh, they would. Mechanic. Ooh, yeah. Anything, really. I think what we really should ask is what can't the Clefairy do? Get back to the moon. You'll be a shit astronaut. No jobs for you today.
00:26:32
Speaker
You can't go home. ET cannot phone home today. NASA doesn't want you. Get over it. Imagine if NASA got their hands on these. Oh my god. The test they would run on these little fellas. Area 50, whatever it is. Is it Area 50?
00:26:51
Speaker
Every 51 is just Clefairy. Surprise! We found aliens, but it's Clefairy's. That's what's there. To figure it out. Oh no, the American government are gonna come for me now. Oh no, quick, lucky windows. Hide your kids, hide your wife, they're coming. We figured out their secret. So, what do you reckon they eat? Berries. Everything, everything, you're just like, berries.
00:27:20
Speaker
Come on eat berries! They're definitely herbivores. Like, gotta be- I think they're vegans, to be honest. I was gonna say, I can see one of them just chowing down on a vegan burger. Yeah. Like, I reckon they've got their own refill shops and everything.

Diet and Lifestyle Speculations

00:27:35
Speaker
Aww, I love that. Yeah. And they like reuse everything. I was going to say, you know, they reduce, reuse, recycle. Exactly. These are some vegan society. That's part of their cult. Oh, that's so diet. Vegan. But could we eat them? Yes.
00:27:57
Speaker
Not even a hesitation. You're telling me you don't want to know what an alien tastes like? I'll tell you what I think they would taste like. I recently had a new Oreo, right? Right. And inside, the inside of the Oreo is blue and pink and it has pop rocks in it. I need those in my life.
00:28:20
Speaker
I think that's what Clefairy and Clefable would taste like. Popping candy. Or you know the smell of those scented balls at the seaside. Excuse me? You know the scented balls at the seaside? No. More like cherry? No. Okay, well I reckon that that's what they taste like that smell. Okay, like artificial cherry?
00:28:46
Speaker
Yeah. I could see that. Yeah. I could definitely see that. That, yeah, or you know that flavour of coke that they had? That was that like space coke? Oh, that was gross. I liked it. Maybe they were different over here though because... Maybe. We don't have as many e-numbers. Okay, so that's specifically the American space coke. Yeah. Or blue panda pops.
00:29:13
Speaker
Oh, they definitely give me like either a cherry or a blue raspberry vibe. Absolutely. Yeah. We've never gone into how something would specifically taste in our mouths before. We did that one time when we started talking about alligator.
00:29:29
Speaker
We did, yeah. I'm just, I'm fiending for some for fairy right now. All right. I'm jonesing for it. So you found yourself a nice little, let's say like a outer space theme bar when you're in the, you know, everyone goes to Mount Moon for like the vibes. So someone's probably opened up a place and there's like a picture you can take with your head in like an astronaut suit or whatever. And they sell things in goldfish bowls.
00:29:58
Speaker
Yeah, everything's in goldfish bowls and has that weird fake smoke coming off of it or popping candy in it. And there's a disco ball in every corner. Oh yeah, to give that vibe that they just say. I want to go to this bar. I also want to go to this bar.
00:30:15
Speaker
But you're just, you know, sipping on your cool drink and you turn around just to kind of check out what else is there and you accidentally spill your drink on, you know, a nice elderly Clefable and his Clefairy friends while they're just trying to vibe in this place and recruit people to the cult.
00:30:34
Speaker
Uh, and they get a little bit aggro, uh, and who would win in this fight? I want to say I could take them because I genuinely think I could take them. Right. But also knowing the move that they can do where they just summon random moves, they could crush me at any moment. Right. Cause you can't really throw up a defense for like fire because they could bypass it. Or if you try and throw up a defense and start flying, you know, they'd shoot you out of the sky with lightning.
00:31:03
Speaker
Yeah and as always, I think they're just going to rock to me and walk off. But it's unfair that they're cheating.
00:31:11
Speaker
Basically, yeah. I think if they didn't use their magical fairy alien powers, it's just a fistfight. I'm taking them down. Right. You'd have to go into this and like, all right, before we fight, we need to set some ground rules. And that's no, that's no alien fuckery. Yeah, exactly. Like you

Final Thoughts on Clefairy and Clefable

00:31:30
Speaker
can fucking take your alien shit and leave it at the front door, mate. This is a fistfight. Fight like a man or fuck off. You would take him in a fistfight. Yeah.
00:31:40
Speaker
The Clefairy fight like a man or fuck off. Put that switchblade away. God damn it, Gary! Gary and Nigel. Alright, that comes to the end of a little fable of Clefairy fable. Fairy fables? Yep, I tried. What do you think? I'm obsessed.
00:32:05
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I genuinely, I didn't really care about them. Like I wasn't, I wouldn't say I didn't like them. You know, I had not that much of an opinion. I would, I would die on a mountain for them now. Same. I keep forgetting they exist. Genuinely obsessed. Now I want to be them. Yeah. Like I want to live on the mountain in their commune. Worship the moonstone. Yeah.
00:32:30
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go off genuinely obsessed strip naked and bathe in the moonlight do it next full moon i'm going outside i'm doing a i'm doing a clifery dance i'm going to summon one you wait it'll fall from the sky like a shooting star
00:32:45
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That's, I love that for you. That is beautiful. Yeah. We can do it together. I don't know how it works with the moon. Right. Right. Next time. That's true. We could, okay. If you and I both do it, we'll cover almost like a 24 hour period. Exactly. Of dancing in the moonlight. Dancing in the moonlight. That song's got to be planned. Everybody's fear. Yes. That is their vibe. That is their anthem for their religion.
00:33:11
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They sing it in a prayer, like a prayer version. Dancing in the moonlight. Everybody's feeling warm and bright. Oh no. All right. We love this whanger. We love him so much. And hopefully the next ones we'll love just as much as we're going to be venturing away from the moon and diving into fire and ice. That was my fire sound effect.
00:33:40
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What would be your eye sound effect? On that note, thank you for joining us for this fable. It's been a very good time. It's been a very good time. I can't think of a moon pun. I'm over the moon about this episode. Yeah, and it's a waning feeling that we're leaving. Oh, absolutely gorgeous. Bye. Bye.