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050: Diglett
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Meet Diglett, a little guy that absolutely has a role in the ecosystem of the Pokémon world, but all anyone ever cares about is just WHAT is under that dirt...
Join Katherine and Claudia as they stumble through the Pokédex and figure out which of these Pokemon might be semi-edible in a podcast full of stupidity and laughs.
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00:00:01
Speaker
This is a Muckstain Productions podcast.
Return of the Pokemon Talk Show
00:00:22
Speaker
Hello trainers and welcome to Unknown Radio, your Mugstain production Pokemon talk show where we take a peek at every Pokemon. I'm Claudia and as always I'm here with Catherine. Hello, I'm Catherine. I bring the pizzazz, Claudia brings the facts and sometimes the terrifying images.
00:00:40
Speaker
There's going to be a lot of terrifying images in this one because we're doing number 50. Can you believe we're on 50? I mean, no. Mainly because we had like a year off. Yeah, ah side note, we're back today after a year of not doing this, so we'll see how bad this is.
Who is Diglett?
00:00:58
Speaker
um This is number 50 of the Pokedex. We've finally gotten to Diglett.
00:01:03
Speaker
Diglett. Diglett. It goes like diggly dig, diggly dig, or something like that, right? It's the second worst thing to find in that cave. Yeah, the first one is Zubet. Every 30 seconds. It's a wild diggle of the period. Fuck! ah Do you know what his tagline is?
00:01:21
Speaker
ah I want to say the Mole Man. Yeah, the Mole Pokemon. Mole Man. The Mole Man. you know He looks like a lot of things, but he does not look like a man. Yeah, but he's got eyes and a nose, and I know his eyes isn't what makes a ah a man, that he kind of looks like a bald man.
00:01:42
Speaker
Yeah, he does. Yeah. He's it's just a little guy. He's something. So what does he look like other than having eyes and a nose? He's just like brown. Yeah. He looks like a turd.
00:01:55
Speaker
Yeah. Or a knob with a face. He's just a brown lump with a nose and eyes and he's sticking out of the dirt. And is is we'll get into it. But do you do you think that dirt is him? Is like part of him or not? No.
00:02:11
Speaker
I don't know, and I don't want to go into what's underneath the dirt, and I know that's coming, and I'm scared. Because I know there was a thing in one of the animes that I saw when I was, you know, googling imaging pictures of Diglett, when they're holding a Diglett in their hands and the dirt is with it.
00:02:28
Speaker
Oh, maybe. Maybe the dirt is part of Diglett. Just some kind of black hole. Oh. I mean, it doesn't make sense, though, but I'm here for it. tell what, he looks like one of those whack-a-moles.
00:02:41
Speaker
Oh, yes! whack-a-mole! So, like, I think that might be... I did this research so long ago, I think that might be in this research, and I'm gaslighting myself.
00:02:51
Speaker
Anyway, he's a ground type. He is 8 inches tall, and he weighs 1.8 pounds, which 0.8 kgs.
00:03:00
Speaker
He is a really little guy. He's tiny. He's like a ruler. i think that makes him cute because if this was big, I wouldn't like it. But that makes it even weirder when we think about what's underneath.
00:03:16
Speaker
Yes. You know, we'll do both the forms and then we will discuss what's under that dirt. Oh, can't wait. that's why That's why we're here. That's why everybody wants to listen to this.
00:03:28
Speaker
the only reason. It is. Everyone wants to know what is under the dirt. It's basically
The Mystery Beneath Diglett
00:03:34
Speaker
like what happened to Amelia Earhart. so come on But But Pokemon. Yeah, exactly.
00:03:42
Speaker
So the name Diglett is a combination of dig and the suffix let, which indicates a small size. Yeah. And then a little bit of a fun fact is it's revealed in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series that Diglett has feet.
00:03:58
Speaker
Okay, but, okay, we'll get into that. Give me some more facts because I've got thoughts, right? I'm thinking Mr. a Potato head style. So is it just feet attached to its head?
00:04:10
Speaker
See, I mean, oh, Mr. Potato didn't even cross my mind. But no, he basically says after he was rescued from Mount Steel, he says that his feet still like still feel like they're walking on air. And I'm like, dude, not only do you not walk, but we can't see your feet.
00:04:26
Speaker
Yeah, I am concerned. But Diglett may be based on a mole. here it is. More specifically, moles use in the game Whack-A-Mole, which have a much more rounded shape and pop in and out of holes similar to Diglett.
00:04:38
Speaker
Yeah, that checks out. I'm here for it. Yep. And it's referenced by its full health phrase, which is something that Pokemon say once they get to full health in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. He says, please don't whack me on the head.
00:04:51
Speaker
Aw. I feel like... I am being funny, though. If I saw a Diglett pop up in my garden, I'm going to whack that thing right on the head. Yeah, right with a shovel. Yeah. Like, how many people are doing it to this guy for that to be his little catchphrase?
00:05:04
Speaker
Exactly. It's got to be a lot. Also, you are just a head. Well, apparently a head with feet. Head with feet. Yeah. Are you ready to get stuck into his fact little factoids? Go on, then.
00:05:17
Speaker
I actually found quite a lot. I'm not surprised. So Diglett are very popular like yet very mysterious Pokemon. They mostly live about a yard underground eating plant roots and insects but pop up on the surface or in caves from time to time. However, they never reveal any more than their heads and to this day no one knows what the rest of a Diglett's body looks like.
00:05:41
Speaker
Yep.
Why is Diglett's Body Unseen?
00:05:42
Speaker
So you're telling me No one who is a trainer of a Diglett, no one who is a researcher, no one that works at a Pokemon Center has ever pulled this thing out of the ground ever.
00:05:55
Speaker
This is exactly what I was thinking. You got to tell me that you haven't, you've seen that thing and you've not just pulled it up. For hundreds of years, thousands of years maybe.
00:06:08
Speaker
Exactly. Like that would be one of the first things I'd want to do with it. And if I had one. Oh, yeah. Why would you go the whole your whole life never looking at it? You'd have to.
00:06:18
Speaker
I know what every single one of the paws of both of my cats look like. I know them from ears to tail. From ears to tail. i know when said I know if something's going on. I could not. I would not have this and be like, I'm not going to investigate every inch of your body. That's a weird phrase. I have just been passed a note.
00:06:39
Speaker
um And it says, and it's a good question. What if whoever saw what's underneath the dirt was killed? Bit like Mimikyu vibes.
00:06:50
Speaker
Whoa. I fuck with that. You know what mean? Like, what if it was like a curse? You saw Diglett's body. That's it. You're a goner. Or you become a caveman.
00:07:02
Speaker
Like a, like a, we don't talk about fight club situation. Yeah. Yeah, like, oh, do you remember Dave from down the road? I heard he saw a Diglett. We don't speak about Dave, mate. Yeah, we don't we don't talk about him. Yeah, Dave's gone. Who's Dave?
00:07:16
Speaker
Yeah. I like that. You know, they should have a ghost-based Diglett that is just that. I think they should. I
Alolan Diglett's Unique Traits
00:07:24
Speaker
think we're something. Just put a sheet over its head. Scary.
00:07:27
Speaker
who It's already got the ghost shape. So diglet is known to live in burrows left behind by onyxes. It is also, it also sometimes lives in burrows near forests and has been shown to even live inside of trees.
00:07:42
Speaker
I believe that when I see it. Okay. I can't see it in a tree. Fucking trunk or root. And does it still have the dirt when it's in a tree? ah de I don't know, mate. That's valid.
00:07:52
Speaker
So as they tunnel through the soil, they leave the land perfectly tilled for crops. This makes them very popular among farmers who gladly let a few of them loose into their fields. It is a mutually beneficial relationship. The diglets till the soil for the farmers and in turn are allowed to eat the roots of some of the crops before harvest.
00:08:11
Speaker
But they can be huge pests in fields they should not be in. Yeah, yeah that that checks out. So we already know what job it's got, don't we? That's answering one of the questions. <unk> It's got an official job. It has. Go diggle it, I guess.
00:08:25
Speaker
So they travel near the surface, often leaving trails of displaced soil, making them easy to track. I guess that'll be like them tilling the fields. And ah they cannot stay above ground for long, as their skin is especially sensitive to light.
00:08:40
Speaker
Excess exposure to the sun can cause them to overheat and weaken them. This makes most of their above ground trails at night for this reason. Okay. So he's a nightfall.
00:08:51
Speaker
Also, I don't like the fact its skin is thin. No, I don't either. um Like easily rippable. So maybe every time someone tried to pull it up, it's just like de-sheathed it.
00:09:09
Speaker
I thought that, had you? Oh, no A de-sheathed diglet is worse than a shaved venonet. Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:09:21
Speaker
I forgot about him. I bet they feel horrible. Yeah, I reckon they're very smooth. Like, I don't think they're furry like a mole. Like thin, like, um you know this is going to be gross. You know sunburn? You know when you touch sunburn when it's peeling? you reckon that's what they feel like? oh Yeah, or like, you know when you touch an old person's hand and it's really wrinkly?
00:09:47
Speaker
and so That's what a diglet feels like. yeah quite smooth, but... Quite smooth, but it thin. Or too much of it. And it would like move over whatever is underneath it, like without moisture.
00:10:01
Speaker
yeah Yeah, there's no moisture in that diglet. I'm not over the unsheathing.
00:10:08
Speaker
a You used the word sheath. it's it's It's the word, it's the vision.
00:10:16
Speaker
Like, yeah yes yeah, no, fair enough. A bit like when you pop out a shallot, you know? Yeah, yeah. Or I'm trying to think of what i'm um I might, I don't know.
00:10:29
Speaker
There's an image place. I don't what i'm thinking of. yeah Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing I can even compare it to. um ah So finally seeing them asleep above the ground is considered to be good luck. Okay. That's fair enough.
00:10:40
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I went into this thinking it was cute and now I don't. ah Did I ruin it for you? Yeah, maybe. Yeah. um But luckily it has another form. Oh, no. i Get out with your bloody Alolan Diglett.
00:10:53
Speaker
What does this look like? It's got a little hair on it. Why have you put hair on a bald man? is Why is it blonde? With three little blonde hairs. But you know, I kind of fuck with it.
00:11:07
Speaker
Really? Yeah. It just adds a pizzazz to the other one. I suppose so. it Yeah. It looks happier. It does. but and And then that's a strange thing because they're exactly the same. Like if you were to put one over the other, the only difference is that one has three hair.
00:11:23
Speaker
Yeah, but the three hair look better. And also zero tooth. It's
Diglett in Agriculture
00:11:28
Speaker
just a Diglett that's gone to Turkey for a hair transplant. Oh, dang. yeah Zero tooth, three hair. I'd like to see a Turkey tooth Diglett.
00:11:35
Speaker
Oh, no. It's got no mouth. but No, and but maybe its mouth, its nose is its mouth. Or maybe its mouth is under the dirt and it's just got really large. It's just a big mouth.
00:11:51
Speaker
No feet, big mouth. Oh, I didn't even mention the shiny colour. For both of them, their noses are blue in the shiny one. I can get on board with that. Little blue nose.
00:12:01
Speaker
So the typing of the Alolan one, it is still a ground type, but it is also a steel type. Okay. We're just adding a bit. And then it weighs 2.2 pounds or 1kg. It's the same size, but it's just a little bit heavier. Well, it's all that hair, mate. Those three hairs make a difference.
00:12:19
Speaker
Are you ready to learn a little bit about this guy? I am. I am indeed-o. I think you'd appreciate it, actually. should i Okay. There's quite a bit.
00:12:30
Speaker
So the Alolan Diglett's three hair may be based on Pele's hair. Yeah, the Okay, I was correct. Which is a thin volcanic glass formed near Hawaiian volcanoes.
00:12:49
Speaker
Okay. Right. The darker soil that surrounds its body may be a reference to black sand, which is found on beaches near volcanoes. And its steel type may be a reference to another kind of magnetic black sand found in placer deposits.
00:13:04
Speaker
I quite like that. That's actually quite a fun fact. i'm I'm here for it. So we know what the three hair or the three hair is. So Diglett
Can Diglett be Defeated or Eaten?
00:13:11
Speaker
in the Alola region look nearly the same as their mainland counterparts, other than being a bit tanner and sporting a few strands of golden, quote, unquote, whiskers.
00:13:23
Speaker
Whiskers? I'm sorry. these guys feeling things from their heads now? I'm about to make it weirder. Oh, God. These whiskers are actually thin strands of flexible metal formed from the minerals that Diglett gather from the iron-rich soil.
00:13:42
Speaker
Okay.
00:13:45
Speaker
Yeah, I think I just don't understand how that's possible. Mm-hmm. It's... Yeah. So they're metal whiskers. Since Alola is a volcanically active, Alolan diglet have to be wary of such activity while they are burrowing. Scientists believe that their whiskers function like sensors to help them to detect changes in air pressure and composition to help them avoid dangerous areas.
00:14:11
Speaker
I like that. I like that they can... um Accommodate new places. and It's not the word accommodate I'm looking for. ah Like, oh, fuck. but they've evolved da Evolve. Adapt. Yeah, evolve and adapt. yep Yeah. ah So they will poke their whiskers out of the ground to scan the surroundings before fully fully emerging, keeping their bodies safe from potential danger.
00:14:31
Speaker
Okay, so they are actually slightly smarter than their Alolan counterpart. Yeah, these these guys aren't being whack-a-mold. They're not, are they? but So this is this is how they've evolved then, isn't it? They got whack-a-mold so much, they
Imagined Forms of Diglett
00:14:46
Speaker
thought, nah, fuck this, I'm growing myself some whiskers.
00:14:49
Speaker
Some head whiskers. They also use these whisters whiskers to communicate with others. Swaying whiskers mean they are cautious. Straight ones mean they are angry. Drooping ones mean they are sad, and swishing ones mean they are happy.
00:15:04
Speaker
um Imagine, you just see a little Diglett with like just really droopy whiskers. Oh, he's a sad boy. like a cat. It is like a cat.
00:15:17
Speaker
Cat Pokemon, add Diglett to the list.
00:15:21
Speaker
um Because Diglett, both Alolan and me mainland, help tilt volcanic soil, Alolan farmers have come to appreciate these Pokebod greatly. Alolan Diglett are much ah more rarely sighted than their mainland counterparts, preferring to keep their heads underground. They're also stronger than the mainland type, as they have as they have to burrow through hard volcanic rock.
00:15:43
Speaker
Yeah, and that checks out. I guess the metal whiskers might help with that too. like Maybe they can like make them like a drill. like a Just wiggle them. Yeah. If they go spinning fast enough. I guess I could use them to detect where it slightly softer. All right. You don't have to be smart about it. Little tentacles. but Yeah. No, that that actually makes a lot of sense. More sense than my drill idea, but... But quite like the drill. Especially if they're metal. I wonder if they can be hard.
00:16:13
Speaker
I reckon they would be hard, surely. Yeah. Well, did I... Well, the thin strands are flexible metal, so maybe they are flexible, but it's difficult to break them. Yeah, like and a like an aluminium type.
00:16:25
Speaker
ah Aluminum. No, ah aluminium. Are you ready to jump on to our question section? I am. wreckage around I am. Yeah, I am.
00:16:36
Speaker
I could not get my words out there, could I? Bloody hell. So we're in the cave yeah and ah you just fought off 13 Zubats. Oh, damn. Yeah. You know, they're always popping up. And then you see the exit. You're walking towards the exit finally to be free of everything. And then a little diglet pops up in front of you from the dirt. What do you do? I can easily kill that.
00:17:01
Speaker
We're not killing it. Oh, sorry. We're not at the point, but yeah, are we? Sorry, sorry, sorry. I mean, I mean, we're going to kill it. That's fine. I ain't being funny, mate. I'm taking a photo. I'm putting my phone on record.
00:17:12
Speaker
Or oh no, I'm just going to completely live stream you. And I'm pulling that guy out the ground. I'm ending this once and for all. We'll see what's underneath, which we will discuss at the very end.
00:17:24
Speaker
can't wait. Because I think we're saving that till last. so So we'll leave that one for now. We'll come back to exactly what you see. So in your alternate universe, you're on a vacation in Alola. You're enjoying your time on the beach.
00:17:38
Speaker
You're just laying on a towel, enjoying the sound of the water. When all of a sudden you look down and between your ankles, a little you see so three little wiggly... Wiggly lines and then out pops a little Alolan diglet. What do you do with that?
00:17:53
Speaker
Same thing, mate. ah I'm taking photo, I'm putting it on record and I'm pulling out. Sheath or no sheath? I want to find out what's underneath it. I'm not going to keep it, am I? It's not like, you know, an Eevee where I'm instantly catching it, coming home with me.
00:18:09
Speaker
The general consensus is we just need to see what it is. That's all I want to know. It's the only thing um that interests me about him. And then, I mean, even if you go missing after you see it, at least you knew. At least you had the curiosity. Exactly. And I filmed it.
00:18:23
Speaker
Like, I think if I ring you, get you to record your screen. So just in case. And we'll just put it up on Reddit. Yeah, exactly. You be famous. I do like your immediate thing was kill it. thought we're not there yet.
00:18:37
Speaker
I'd already thought about what I'll do. I already know how I'm going to fight it. So what functions would these guys have? Well, he's a farmer, isn't he? Farmer. Whack-a-mole. Whack-a-mole.
00:18:48
Speaker
Do you know what? I reckon the Alolan one would be quite good at finding helping with construction, seeing where you can build. Oh, yeah, because they can, like, air change. So, that yeah, building. Yeah, foundations and making sure that the water, it's not too wet, you know? Yeah, and then also detecting volcanic activity. This would be a good thing to have on an active volcano.
00:19:13
Speaker
ah wonder if it could detect other, like, um tinglings of the earth, like, whether it could detect tsunamis going to happen, because they're to do with tectonic plates as well, aren't they? Yeah, because tectonic plates and ah air pressure. Yeah.
00:19:28
Speaker
Hurricanes. Yeah. So I think it could actually, Alolan one might have quite a few uses. Just need to know how sensitive those little whiskers are.
00:19:39
Speaker
I mean, you'd need one in your ends. Yes. Florida air pressure. Absolutely important. Yeah, this guy's got more uses. This one's the pe the better one. What do they eat?
00:19:51
Speaker
ah Well, berries and twigs and tree rooms three roots. I reckon for a treat, they quite like a turnip or something. Oh, yeah. But they love a bit of root veg, you know? Yeah, and especially because like but if they work with farmers and they they get to eat like the roots of the plants before the harvest. But how nice would it be? Like, hey, we had a good harvest. Good job. Here's a turnip.
00:20:14
Speaker
ah know Or, hey, love that patch of turnips for you and your wife. Treat her, you know? Aww. A patch of turnips for you and your wife.
00:20:25
Speaker
I don't know. I feel like that'd be a nice little gift, wouldn't it? It would. It would. That's very sweet. Yeah. To raise the next generation of farm helpers. Keep it in the family, you know? Exactly. So could we eat these?
00:20:37
Speaker
don't know why I said it that way. Could we eat these? It would all depend on what's underneath. Um... Because I feel like we could if it's like a mole, but we couldn't if it was like... An eldritch horror.
00:20:51
Speaker
Yeah. m Yeah, like if we're gonna be murdered by the Dirt Man, it's probably best we don't. Yeah, like if this is a cryptid. Yeah. If it's just a mole, fry it up.
00:21:04
Speaker
Yeah, like in a pinch. I wouldn't go out and find them. It wouldn't
Closing Thoughts on Diglett and Alolan Diglett
00:21:09
Speaker
be like, it I'm going to kill a Spearow and eat the Spearow because it's yeah it's just like chicken. but If you're starving. Yeah, give it a go, wouldn't you?
00:21:17
Speaker
Yeah, if you had to. Yeah. I wonder if they'll just be dirt, like have the dirt texture in your mouth, depending on... I reckon it tastes like a mushroom. Oh, like earthy? um Interesting.
00:21:30
Speaker
Possibly even the same texture. Yeah, depending on if it's like meat or it's like thing. Yeah, because you can get quite meaty mushrooms, can't you? Yeah, like the lion's head and stuff.
00:21:42
Speaker
I don't like mushrooms, so I don't think I'd like this. Oh, I love mushrooms. I'd chop them up, throw them in a pasta dish. So we already know that you're going to be fighting these two. Yeah. We already know. You've already said it. How would you do it? I'd just, right, if I had a shovel, whack-a-mole.
00:21:59
Speaker
Just for fun. Yeah. You're just going out to purposely kill them. Yeah. I mean, I've got size eight feet. I reckon I could just stomp on its head. Stomp on them. Just arch a shovel. Backyard shovel. Bonk, bonk, bonk.
00:22:11
Speaker
The only issue is, is it if jumping on it, yeah, it's going to hurt it. Right, don't get me wrong, but I'm not into killing the Pokemon, but if I did need to kill it, I think we'd have to actually cut it.
00:22:24
Speaker
I don't think, I think if you pushed it back down, it would just pop up somewhere else, wouldn't it? It's like a scythe. m Cut it off at the tip. Exactly. you think it would grow back? Well, like a worm?
00:22:35
Speaker
Yeah, like a worm or an octopus when they grow back their limbs. No, because it's its head, isn't it? Is it? It's got be. It's got eyes on it, Claudia. On that note, let's go to the forms.
00:22:47
Speaker
Oh, okay. I'm ready. I'm going to Snapchat you a picture and then you describe to me what you see in that picture. What do you think of that? That is the nicest. Oh, you've put it a timer.
00:23:00
Speaker
That is the nicest one, I think. So it looks like a little bean, like a tiny little mole with a dirty little bum and a little tail. It's got four little paws. I like that. That's cute. That's what I want it to look like.
00:23:13
Speaker
And I think that's very Pokemon. Yeah, it is. Just a little guy. It's got feet. It's got a little tail. It's got little hands. It looks like a little mole. And you can see how it would be just its head popping up. That's what I think Pokemon would do if they ever announced it.
00:23:28
Speaker
And that's what I'd want Pokemon to do. Second off... We have... Oh dear, I don't... know Why is he dead? He's just got nothing underneath him.
00:23:40
Speaker
He just like cracked his head off. This is just, there's nothing under there and if you pull him out, he's dead. That's really sad. I don't like that one. So there's nothing, that's it. There's nothing else.
00:23:52
Speaker
Third off, I think this is common, would be this one. Describe what you see. So a really, really buff guy underneath. Like that guy working out. Like yeah he's been doing things underneath.
00:24:04
Speaker
So I like the fact, I like the idea of that one. However, the fact its head is so small, I want you to imagine an actual buff man.
00:24:15
Speaker
Yeah. Like a bodybuilding buff man, but with an eight inch head. Yeah, it's not great, is it? It's a weird one. I don't...
00:24:27
Speaker
I see why, because that's the most popular one. That's the one that people think it is, just a big buff guy with a weird head. See, I don't think it is a big buff guy. I've never thought of it as a guy. Like, it's not a real man, you know?
00:24:40
Speaker
It's either going to be something really cute or something that nightmares are made of. Yeah. But this one, I like the meme of it. I love the meme of it.
00:24:51
Speaker
I don't think this would work. How is there a man standing underneath the dirt? There just isn't, is there? Next, I think, is... Awful. Is there going to one that's going to haunt me in my dreams?
00:25:02
Speaker
Tell me what you see. Okay. Oh my God. Oh my God. Explain it. Explain that. Okay. So each diglet is on the tip of a finger.
00:25:15
Speaker
It is a man that looks a bit like that metal giant robot thing. He's very circular and his eyes are glowing.
00:25:27
Speaker
And he's just under the earth, wiggling his fingies. And they're all little diglets. Why do his eyes have no pupils? They're just glowing. See, this 100% feeds into the idea that if you try and pull it out of the dirt, you go missing.
00:25:44
Speaker
Yeah, 1,000%. Like, he would take people into his lair. And he wouldn't do anything like... it it wouldn't He murder. He'd just watch you.
00:25:57
Speaker
oh which is somehow worse and he's using the little diglet fingers to bait people in yeah like he's like a person that plays sims but he plays real life sims
00:26:15
Speaker
he's a real life sim player and he wants to abduct you and watch you live yeah and then every now and again he'll tell you what to do and you have to do it you don't know what's going to happen if you don't yep But he also, because he looks scary, but also safe.
00:26:32
Speaker
I don't know. oh I don't know either. I don't think he's safe, but I mean, I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley. So here's here's the last one that I think could be very plausible.
00:26:43
Speaker
That is a penis. That is a buff man's penis. It's buff diglet under the dirt sticking a penis above the ground that is a diglet.
00:26:54
Speaker
Also, I ain't being funny, but if a man is that flexible and he's deciding to stick his penis out in the open, he's missing out. He could get bitches. That's all I'm saying. like You think this guy could get bitches?
00:27:09
Speaker
his penis looked like that? Do you know had that I don't know. It's quite flexible. If he left the lights off, I suppose. You know. Just ignore the fact that his face looks like that and his penis looks like that. Yeah, I mean... can touch past his butt crack with the back part of his foot. Exactly. It was more the flexibility I was talking about, more than the face on the penis and the face itself. but you know Just to put a bag over both and you're good. Exactly. Well, you should always bag one of them.
00:27:42
Speaker
Or preferably both. Preferably both, but definitely at least one. Yeah.
00:27:50
Speaker
Just imagine someone being like, have you got protection? Yes. And then they put a bag over their head. It's really funny to me. the Been there, sweetheart. Been there.
00:28:02
Speaker
So what do you think of Diglett? um I like a lowland Diglett. Yeah. And I like... The thing is with Diglett, before I was neutral, and I'm still neutral, you know? I'm not going to say I love Diglett, and I'm not saying I hate Diglett. It's just Diglett.
00:28:19
Speaker
It's just there. Yeah. I would like it a lot more if the first picture of him being a teeny tiny mole was real. We occasionally used to see that we see them crawl out and have a little fun time in an anime. I'd love that.
00:28:30
Speaker
Right. Or it turned into that version with, like, friendship or something. Yeah. Would be really cute. Yeah, but yeah, no, one I'm still pretty neutral. The Alolan Diglett surprised me. I thought I was also going to hate that.
00:28:45
Speaker
Well, not hate. I thought I would also have no feelings towards it. But the feeling that I have is I like it more than the original. Yeah, absolutely. They didn't do much, but they did enough. Yeah.
00:28:56
Speaker
They didn't change the way it looked too much. They just added three hair. yeah I think the ideas behind the three hair that we came up with made me like it more. Yep, yep, yep. And then it it had more, yeah, they they've managed to figure out a way for it to fit in Alola, interestingly, without changing too much of the original design, which I appreciated.
00:29:18
Speaker
Yeah, I don't like it when they completely go to left field. When they just go, fuck it, let's just do something wild. Yeah, I am going to say right now, on this ah record, I'm not looking forward to its evolution.
00:29:33
Speaker
Are you sure? Yes. Well, we get to ah do that one next time. Dive right in. Dive right in. We're going to dig into that next time. Way nice one. Get it. Well, I dig talking to you, but it's time to go.
00:29:52
Speaker
No. Doug. Dig. Dig. I can't do any more. What about dig? Let's go. dig Let's go. Let's go, dig.
00:30:03
Speaker
Okay, bye. Bye.