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Week 11 Zo Explains it All...Trade offer prices at the end
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Chapters
00:00 Living in a Fantasy World
03:37 Celebrating Birthdays and Special Moments
08:40 Community Questions and Hangover Foods
14:40 Trade Talks and Fantasy Football Strategies
19:26 Game Day Reactions and Reflections
20:29 Decision Making and Execution in Sports
21:15 Rapid Fire Questions: Personal Insights
25:01 Hobbies and Family Time
26:05 Fitness and Personal Goals
28:04 TV Shows and Viewing Habits
29:40 Love and Hate: Unpopular Opinions
30:10 Matchup Analysis and Predictions
34:46 Fantasy Football Strategies and Insights
37:33 The Struggles of Fantasy Football
40:24 Trade Talks and Team Strategies
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Transcript
Introduction and Birthday Greetings
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Well, Jeff's been writing these intros and they've been getting way too fucking long, so I'm coming in about
00:00:23
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well jeff's been writingtin these intros and they've been gettingtin way too fucking long so i'm coming in about 13, 14 after the hour, it's Andy Franzi, born and raised in Texas.
00:00:39
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So we got to pick this pace up. All right, in that case, I'm...
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We're in.
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to bring the real world champion on location
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Only an honor to Ricky. We do it. Don't wrap me up. No. Girls, why don't you give it to them one more time?
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That's who's standing here today. The world heavyweight champions. Get ready. I dress myself in cashmere. I dress myself in $100 Cleveland flag.
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I dress myself in alligator shoes. I wear a $15,000 Rolex. I got Mercedes done.
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I am.
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ladies and gentlemen He set aside time on his birthday week to sit down and record. Why do cats love birthdays? They love to purdy.
00:03:01
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What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? pop music. Happy birthday, buddy. Here's to you on your special day. May your joke be funny and your cake be extra sweet.
00:03:13
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Forget about the past you can't change, the future you can't predict, and definitely forget about the present because i didn't get you one. Happy birthday. It's scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
00:03:29
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You're not old, you're vintage. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy birthday. Hope it's as amazing as your fantasy team.
00:03:40
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But seriously, happy birthday, Zach, and thanks for being on YouViteDad.
Zach's Fourth Appearance and Sponsorship Humor
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but Welcome to the show, Zach. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:04:01
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Sorry for talking over the special intro. I didn't and didn't know. There's just always more always more to discover with you, Jeffrey.
00:04:13
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That was delightful. That could have been for anyone, right? Like, hope your birthday's as good as your fantasy team? That was just a general comment, wasn't it, Zach?
00:04:25
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Yeah. it It has nothing to do with my fantasy team, apparently.
00:04:34
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Zach, welcome to the show. What year are we on right now, Jeff? Do we know?
00:04:39
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It's four. Four? I think it's four. Zach, your fourth time on the show, not counting draft nights. um We're really happy to have you in our week 11 look back.
00:04:54
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It's a little bit of looking forward. Jack, as you might know, we have ah we have a special sponsor every week, don't we, Joe? new sponsor every week.
00:05:05
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This week's episode of You Like That is brought to you by the Tourism Board for Delano, Minnesota, which consists of Frank, who is also in charge of refilling the vending machine at City Hall. Hey, man, come visit Delano.
00:05:15
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We're about a 40-minute drive northwest to Minneapolis, and we have a lot to offer. We've got the Ice Palace of Minnesota, the Imagine Movie Theater, and... A pretty decent subway.
00:05:26
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Last time I checked, it had three and a half stars. That's good, right?
00:05:33
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Come to Delano, Minnesota. We have two things to do and a subway sandwich shop. Someone just told me the Ice Palace is close for good. So a movie theater and a subway?
00:05:45
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Damn. Come to Delano, Minnesota. We have one thing to do in a Subway sandwich shop. Did we mention Grumpy Old Man was filmed here?
00:05:58
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Well, not all of it, but that's something. I think there's a hockey player from here, too. No one else. Thanks, Frank. And would it kill you to stock some Flaming Hot Cheetos? Back to the show.
00:06:11
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you to stock some flaming hot cheetos back to the show
00:06:19
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Zach, you got anything to say to the Delano Tourism Board?
Community Q&A and Hangover Cures
00:06:23
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I think they pretty much nailed it. i mean, there's, uh, we do have a bowling alley, which sucks.
00:06:33
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That's the bowling alley. We'll have to talk about that. Yeah. But, I mean, ah it's like one court order away from being closed anyway, so.
00:06:45
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I remember, uh, Bowling at... What were the lanes in Chanhassen called?
00:06:54
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Do you remember? Anybody? Chan lanes or something, wasn't it? Just stupid a stupid name like that? Stupid name. Mystery lanes. We were there in an afternoon. i don't think anyone else was there. And we put away the balls in our on our rack. You know, we put them all where they're supposed to go.
00:07:16
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And then the guy gave us free bowling. And I thought, man, if that's the bar, that's pretty terrible.
00:07:25
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He was probably also just trying to get you to come back. guess so. I never put money in that hologram video game. Did you guys ever play that?
00:07:37
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With like the holographic cowboy?
00:07:40
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you know what I'm talking about? Nope. Nope. Where was, like, what was, like, where is the bowling, where was it by? Was it by? It's like behind the, behind the country and in suites.
00:07:54
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Did the movie theater replace it? Basically. Did the movie theater replace it? I don't think so. I think the movie theater. I think it was a different, yeah. Okay.
00:08:06
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Yeah, it was probably called Chain Hasn't Lanes. Just the way <unk>s a lane name, if you know what I mean. I'll figure it out.
00:08:17
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Hey guys, welcome to the show, Zach. We got questions and comments from the community. We pull these from everywhere. So we're looking at and we're looking at the Discord, on which you're very active.
00:08:31
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We're looking at the the phone number. You know, you call and text every week. We appreciate that. And, you know, we we even pull it from the headlines. So question number one, think we already answered. Who had the most recent birthday?
00:08:47
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That's you. Happy birthday, my friend. That would be me. Thank you. It's definitely you. um We also know who has the next birthday here. Happy birthday, Jeff, in advance.
00:08:58
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you know Yeah, that's quite a ways out. what um Question number two, completely unrelated. what's your What's everyone's favorite hangover food? Zach, you want to go first do want me to take that one?
00:09:15
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ah Yeah, I could go first. ah So the hangover food that I had today was a um a sandwich from a gas station.
00:09:32
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And it was an Italian sandwich with ah like banana peppers on it. It was pretty good. how many stars do you give this establishment? Oh, yeah.
00:09:48
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Like four and a half out of five. Oh, yeah. Okay, so better than Subway. Oh, yeah. Like, I would prefer this Flippin' Bills sandwich over Subway any day.
00:09:59
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Flippin' Bills. Flippin' Bills. It's got a big chicken. as you drive into Delano, it's the big chicken right off Highway 12. This seems like a thing that should be on the tourism boards.
00:10:13
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Yeah, I think they overlooked you know.
00:10:19
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Is Delano Spanish for of the year? Del aรฑo? I believe not. Yeah, probably no.
00:10:32
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Okay, well, agree to disagree. Hey, Jeffrey, what's your answer? um yeah It used to always be omelet. I would like to i would make myself an omelet.
00:10:45
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Yeah. And if I was still intoxicated, which happened periodically, i would put something like a hot sauce in it, you know, like really hot salsa. That would always be a problem.
00:10:57
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But when I made it, I'd be like, this is the best idea I've ever had. And then, know. So the hot sauce wasn't to resolve your discomfort. It was actually just another bad decision on a series bad decisions. It was like, oh man, I really love this hot sauce. I should put some on this omelet I'm making myself at 2.30 in the morning before I go to bed to prevent the hangover.
00:11:24
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and then, you know, would always be little bit too much hot sauce. Zach, did you have to work today? Is that what you're telling us? Yep, I did. Oh, that's brutal.
00:11:37
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Yeah. Okay. Do you ever think about just shifting your birthday celebration to like Friday night, Saturday, give yourself some recove time?
00:11:49
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Yeah, I'm still planning on celebrating those days as well. um I just figured, you know, it was the day. It was the day of. I might as well go Dave's Town Club and, you know, stay there from 5.30 till 10.15 at night.
00:12:08
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So I did. Plus, like, all day today, you could say it was my birthday yesterday. And I was at Dave's Town Club all night. Yeah. yeah Everyone's not going to be a dick about it.
00:12:20
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Right. It's a good idea. ah Question number three. What's hangover food, Franzine? That's not on the script. Oh, you don't have the script.
00:12:33
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Yeah, I love a really greasy breakfast if I'm feeling it. I just need it to like soak up all the poison, you know? Put a bunch of grease down there the grease and the poison can just fight it out and it usually makes me feel a lot better.
00:12:52
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Sure. Poison grease battle. sausage, hash browns, eggs, you know. When you when you get that when you guys get that kind of meal, do you do you get toast? And if you get toast, what kind of toast do you get?
00:13:08
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Whole wheat. Whole wheat? Pretty boring. Yeah, I guess if I order it, I would i'd go white with butter on it just to kind of get a good base.
00:13:21
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But yeah.
Breakfast Debates and Listener Messages
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I mean, I'm big into like egg sandwiches for breakfast too. Those are good. So then the the bread's kind of built right into that. part of It's part of the ah platter.
00:13:35
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Yeah. When I worked at Byerly's and I made like a billion breakfasts all the time, um Cameron and I would have this argument fairly regularly. And I think sourdough, wets like buttered sourdough is the, is the you know.
00:13:52
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There you go. What? Worst or the best? The best.
00:13:58
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Yeah, Cameron was right to argue with you. can we Can we give him an extra point to his five questions? whole wheat No, get that shit out of here.
00:14:10
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Just the thought of sourdough. Can I get a 12 grain
00:14:16
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virgin wheat um heirloom only and no butter? That was incredible, Jeff. How many times have I ordered bread next to you? Because that was exactly what I say every single time.
00:14:33
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Speaking of exactly, Zach, what do you think of the the show's new format?
00:14:40
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I love it. Whatever this is, I love. Perfect answer. um Question number four, Zach, where's Tom?
00:14:52
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you know where Tom is? Tom, no. Okay. Question number five, what's with all these trades? It's trade deadline week, Andy.
00:15:05
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Yeah. can we Can we talk about this pending trade, Jeffrey, of which you're a part? My trade? Yeah. Isn't that still... My trade that it has actual people involved?
00:15:17
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Yeah. Is it over? Did it happen already? ah No, it's in its second day of waiting to close. Oh, because it's old. It's before the change.
00:15:29
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I don't know. oh change The change happened. They're just still taking two days. So you have, you, okay, you do have a trade going on. Let's take a look. um Jamison Williams.
00:15:42
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Yep. Going to you. Yep. And you're giving up boot? boyhan Booty? Sean Booty. Yeah. So you're you're giving, you're doing a receiver swap.
00:15:56
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Yep.
00:15:59
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And so so you're improving at receiver. Is that what I'm reading here? Yeah. yeah Okay. And to to get this across the finish line, you agreed to give up a second round draft pick next year, right?
00:16:15
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Yep. In exchange for a seventh. Mm-hmm. And then you also decided to trade a seventh for an eighth or something like that? Yep. Yep.
00:16:27
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um i just The only thing I want to know is how many offers and counteroffers did it take to get to this arrangement? There was a number of messages back and forth.
00:16:38
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And then Tim said, just send the offer.
00:16:44
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What do you call that strategy, Jeff, of just wearing someone down? Yeah, I mean, that's probably the wear down. don't know. The wear down. Yeah. Zach, you planning any trades with the final, you know, three days?
00:16:59
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um Byron is all over Puka. He wants my Puka. My coveted Puka. hope you're calling him Byron lovingly.
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I don't know if I'm going to trade him or not. I don't know. I just said no to one today that
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just He just earned his second round draft pick. so Yeah. anymore
00:17:31
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he's He's trying to sell the future.
00:17:35
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And I can't wait to curb stomp him in the playoffs. Yeah, is he trying to make a run? Yeah, De'Aaron. Yeah, so so what if someone was going to get Puka off you? What are they going to send you, Zach?
00:17:50
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Well, I mean, i am the bottom of the barrel here, so I would want something for next year. Yeah. And he was my first overall pick, so, I mean. He was. Probably going to take that.
00:18:12
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Yep. Well, good luck with that. Yeah. Jeff, we got any text messages or phone calls or emails?
00:18:23
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We do have one text message here. Of course, I saved it in the smartest place I could.
00:18:34
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All right. I'm ready for you. All right. Your progress is expiring soon, Jeffrey. Keep going today to reach the 750 offer.
00:18:45
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up at vltalia.com slash 748. V-M-E-I-V. Reply, stop to cancel.
00:18:58
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I love it when our listeners reach out with such a heartfelt message. Don't you? Yeah. Hey, it's time, everybody, for your favorite minute in mind.
Sports Reviews: Vikings vs. Bears
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It's fine the older minute.
00:19:20
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Zach, we got one minute to talk about Vikings, bears. Ready, go. Driving back from deer camp, I was listening to the game. um Felt jubilant when...
00:19:37
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JJ pulled his head out of his ass and finally did a one-minute drill, two-minute drill, whatever. Apparently, it wasn't long enough, though. He needed a three-minute drill, ah and we scored too early.
00:19:53
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Special team sucks. Fire that guy Fire the guy who didn't stay in his gap and let them... no get past the 50 and get a field goal on us to win the game.
00:20:10
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Yeah, it was three guys that broke contain on that on that play. yeah i don't know I don't know why we didn't take a timeout before the kick because if they you know if the coach thought they weren't ready, should just i think we had two left, right?
00:20:26
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Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:29
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And that's been the Mjolnir. My decision-making, the accuracy, it needs to change. I need to be better. And overall execution of offense, I need to be better on just, you know, doing my job at a higher level.
00:20:46
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Whose voice is that? Was that JJ? It was JJ. He sounds a lot like KOC, doesn't he? He does. Yeah, he does. Hmm. Well, he's learning from a good one. Hopefully he's learning. Let's see.
00:21:01
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Zach, it's time for the main reason anybody listens to this show. Your favorite segment in ours. Five questions.
00:21:14
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Five questions. Yeah, exactly. Five questions.
00:21:23
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Zach, we got five or six questions depending on how fast you answer them. You'll be scored as the usual ah on a yes or no scale. um It's year four, so you're currently sitting at 11 out of 15 points. Let's see if you can bring this percentage up, huh?
00:21:41
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Yeah, sure. Let's do it.
Personal Preferences: Food and Fitness
00:21:44
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All right, Zach, what is your Chipotle order?
00:21:48
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Oh, man. Sometimes it's steak, but primarily i love the chicken, fajita, bowl, oh rice.
00:22:00
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I like the corn, the salsa, a little bit of the spicy salsa. Sure. And then the guac and cheese and sour cream.
00:22:16
Speaker
Okay. That sounds like a pretty nice word. Do you do it in person or you use the app? ah Typically I do it in person because I am driving there.
00:22:30
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Yeah. All right. I like where you're going with this one. Correct. Correct. Correct.
00:22:42
Speaker
Jeff, I can't wait to see what happens when somebody says to use the app because I still don't know what's going to happen. It depends on what there in that burrito because certain things you cannot order on the app.
00:22:54
Speaker
I see. See, I've been meaning to ask, yeah but we always run out of time. If you if you go lettuce, you're fucked. yeah That is a bad idea in the app.
00:23:06
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Zach, what's your favorite hobby with your significant other besides making more babies? ah I would have to say going to our kids' sporting events, probably.
00:23:21
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that's That seems like the only time that we really do things together is at... An older girl's sporting event, or even a younger girl if we have to go sit in watch gymnastics in an uncomfortable gym. But yeah, I would say spectating sports.
00:23:44
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since We've heard this answer before. ah Jeff, did we give a yes answer? Do you remember?
00:23:55
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um I think there was a follow-up question on your part to see if there was maybe then other things. Like, ah when you go to a spectator sport, do you have a ritual?
00:24:13
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I just bring a chair. Yeah. And I don't bring a water. My wife brings a water, so then I drink her water, oh and she gets pissed at me that I didn't bring a water.
00:24:28
Speaker
So you guys never, like, you never play games or anything? never have time? He just explained the game they play. She brings a water and he drinks it.
00:24:39
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. drive to these locations. so She sits in the passenger seat. Yeah. first It's his birthday. Let's give it to him.
00:24:56
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Correct. Correct. correct man Correct. This one's a little bit of a two-parter, but you don't really have to take it that way. What is your mile time today and or if you trained for a month?
00:25:14
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ah Probably 15 minutes today. Like running, not really running, just more like walking as fast as I can.
00:25:27
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Uh, if I trained, gosh, I could probably get down to eight minutes, but I don't want to go through all that BS just to run a mile that fast. I mean, i can drive a mile much faster than I can run a mile.
00:25:44
Speaker
One month, Zach, one month. You can go from 15 to eight.
00:25:50
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Oh yeah. even month That's a, that's a good jump. Yeah. What do we think, Jeff?
00:25:57
Speaker
Your question? No, no, no, no, no but
00:26:05
Speaker
no. Okay. Yeah. Sorry, Zach. Nice try. um Zach, what's a TV show you bailed on after at least one season? When and why?
00:26:17
Speaker
um I saw the first season of Full Swing. It was the Netflix about the golf guys. And um i don't know. I just never had time to like f one type of doc. Yeah. Yeah. It was before F1 came out, but it was, yeah, about followed four or five golf guys. And it was pretty cool, but I just couldn't get rope back into it.
00:26:48
Speaker
Who do they follow? ah It was like Beath and Justin Thomas, a Rory. and Yeah.
00:27:01
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So some of the younger guys. I've never heard of this and it's still going crazy. Yeah. They're on three seasons now.
00:27:13
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And you bailed after one. Yeah. I just.
00:27:20
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ah what What can I say? Zach, we'll give you the point that if you ever, and I mean if you ever go back to this show, we are taking this point back.
00:27:30
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correct Correct. Correct. Correct. hold that can't speak is so fucking boring and i don't know if i could watch an episode let alone a season um zach do you use a loofah washcloth hands or a plastic scrubby thing or other i'm a hands guy yep all right and last question you're
00:28:02
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correct bre co yes Correct. Correct. ko Correct. Franzine, you're definitely a loop loofah guy. Oh, you know it.
00:28:13
Speaker
Yeah. You know, I exfoliate. Yeah. Yeah. You've you've seen put this question to here, Zach, is I got this like Japanese loofah thing. It's like long so you can get your back.
00:28:25
Speaker
You know? yep Yeah. It's pretty fucking sweet. Especially if like your shoulders are at all compromised. Game changer, huh? It's called I've Got Your Back.
00:28:36
Speaker
I've Got Your Back. But it's in Japanese. It also has your front, too.
00:28:45
Speaker
If you're here for it. Zach, last question. ah Tell us about something you love that everybody else seems to hate or vice versa. Something you hate that everybody else seems to love.
00:28:59
Speaker
ah Uh... I don't really know this one. Okay. um All right. This will be the one that I skip. You can think about it.
00:29:10
Speaker
But if the next time, Zach, the next time you're like, why does everybody bag on, you know, this, I thought this was great or the other way. We want you to message the podcast thread on the discord and we'll give you the point. But for now,
00:29:26
Speaker
How about blue cheese? like That number is always easy to remember and hard to forget. Thanks, guys. 612-293-6635. See? Hard to
00:29:41
Speaker
forget, isn't it? Yeah. I'll hit it up. You have it stored in your phone. We know that.
00:29:50
Speaker
Jeff, any... Are we scoring that one or no? um No, he skipped it. That's fine. All right. And that's been the end of... Five questions.
00:30:06
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Five questions. Hey, yeah
00:30:13
Speaker
we've we've hit our time, but maybe...
Humorous Food Terminology
00:30:17
Speaker
Extra time. me check the watch. um We do have four minutes of stoppage time, Andy. Four minutes. And how much of that was because of Ric Flair?
00:30:28
Speaker
Two. Two minutes. And then we need another 20 seconds for this one. Interesting that we say a head of lettuce, but not a dick of cucumber.
00:30:42
Speaker
Yeah, give me ah give me a dick of cucumber. That'd be great. You know what? Two tits of cantaloupe. Throw those in the bag, too. Are kiwis in season? They are. Okay. Three testicles of kiwi, and I think we're good.
00:30:57
Speaker
He's got a point.
00:31:01
Speaker
Give me one point of... What's his name? Dimitri Martin. Oh, that was Dimitri. He's funny. Yeah. So last week, Zach, I'm sure you noticed our game of the week was Thunk versus Brian.
00:31:17
Speaker
Nicholas was on a nine-game win streak going into it. And we were following it pretty closely on this the game of the week, matchup of the week Discord channel. Jeff, how'd this one go?
00:31:32
Speaker
um Champions are made to be beaten, Andy. oh
00:31:38
Speaker
Yeah, I suppose so. Zach, I'm sure you're following it closely. when After Pug Life took the lead on Thursday, he never looked back. It was over before it began, really.
00:31:52
Speaker
Yeah, it was not it was not ah is not the week for the Lance Corporal underground cut. Do we think this means that the Lance Corporal's team is vulnerable?
00:32:07
Speaker
He is cut. He is cut. He is cut. right, looking ahead, we have the new matchup of the week going forward. It's the number two seed, um Pug Life versus, ah what's
Fantasy Football Strategies and Challenges
00:32:23
Speaker
he called? Shit.
00:32:25
Speaker
Shit sandwich. Pure shithouse. Pure shithouse. That's it. All right. So we got number two versus number nine. So we got the the ascendant.
00:32:37
Speaker
Brian versus last year's champion, Matt. ah What do you guys think? is Does Matt have any chance of getting into the playoff conversation? Is Brian going to rise to first place?
00:32:53
Speaker
Um, I think that Matt has been pretty up and down for the last four weeks. I think that their, uh, their matchup, uh, will be, you know, Matt's got, he's got Amon Ra, right?
00:33:09
Speaker
and for He's back from beating, know, vacation. Didn't he get suspended last week?
00:33:19
Speaker
Um, for punching somebody or something. Oh, did he? Wasn't he the one that... Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did. There's a puncher and a spitter. yeah the spitter is this week. Shamar Chase.
00:33:32
Speaker
Yeah. sweat But Brian's... Sorry, Brian is currently forecasted to beat him and doesn't have a running back in one of his two running back spots.
00:33:44
Speaker
And he just is also trading for yet another wide receiver. So... right No, no, he's trading for running back, right? Oh, he is. Yeah, he's giving up.
00:33:55
Speaker
He's trading his second-round pick for Kyron Williams. Oh, right. That's right. He's giving up a running back on bye. He's getting a running back who's going to do good things for him.
00:34:08
Speaker
He's not giving up. any No, no, he's cutting. Oh, he's cutting? Jared's getting no players in return, just picks. Oh, my God. Who allowed pick trading to come back? That's what I want to know.
00:34:20
Speaker
Yeah. We're going have to get to the bottom of that one. Well, here's hoping he fails miserably, and next year he's even worse. So bad luck, Brian.
00:34:31
Speaker
It's possible. ah quick Quick look at your matchup this week, Zach. You do have the projected upper hand, I think.
00:34:42
Speaker
So i don't know. Yeah, it seems like every every week that I play, you have the projected my opponent my opponent just has an awesome game.
00:34:57
Speaker
Yeah. Aren't you, do you have the most most points against this season, right? Yep. Yep. By a long shot, too. Right? Yeah. Yeah. So that's pretty sweet.
00:35:09
Speaker
That is pretty sweet. There should, you know, yeah. Yeah, by like ah over 100 points. that's Is that true? Oh my goodness. Yeah, i was looking at it today quick. That's insane.
00:35:25
Speaker
yeah and when you When you look at it, I know we're running out out we're running out of extra time here. No, this is good. This is a good audio. If you look at, if I quickly pull up our award tracker thing and look at Zach's, I don't think you have a whole lot of times when you've had like a a bad lineup either.
00:35:48
Speaker
Yeah, you have the... ah your your Your lineup has been the 11th best optimized for the whole season. So, like, you're not leaving points on the bench.
00:36:03
Speaker
Yeah. you But I'm still sucking.
00:36:09
Speaker
Brian, by contrast, has the fewest points against. Isn't that nice? Yeah. Zach has over 264 more points scored against him. That's two complete games.
00:36:26
Speaker
Two weeks worth. Yeah. but but Yeah. You faced basically two more opponents than everybody else. Well, than our second place ascendant.
00:36:40
Speaker
Oh, my God. Yeah. I don't know. It's crazy. It's not like you haven't been making moves and stuff, too. So... Well, Zach, I would just like to point Yeah, I getting a watered 14 if you looked at If you looked at Zach versus the median, though, ah you would have, I checked it yesterday, and you would have eight more points.
00:37:04
Speaker
Wow. You see? Yeah. um I do think moves is where you're hurting those. Zach, you have only 16 moves this season compared to Brian with 29. So, you know, that's the edge really.
00:37:22
Speaker
It's got 43. Holy I don't, I don't know. And we're out of time. Thank you everybody for joining. It's been another great week of you like that. it for you
00:37:38
Speaker
Zach is back. Yo! Yeah, I'd just like to point out the fact that I am getting my butt kicked in this league.
00:37:50
Speaker
And by no fault of my own, but by my players letting me down and not bringing it when their best is required. That's it.
00:38:05
Speaker
Yeah. It's tough.
00:38:14
Speaker
you scored the 10th most points in the league. Just so you know. it be Should be 500. The 10th most points would improve your position a little bit.
00:38:28
Speaker
I think what the people at home want to know is how hard are you going to fight to get the toaster back in your home?
00:38:38
Speaker
Yeah.
00:38:40
Speaker
It's been here before. I'll do it again. Did you know there's a plaque now, Zach? No. On the toaster itself? Well, it's separate to the toaster, but you have to put the plaque up in your home.
00:38:55
Speaker
It has a little... What what is it called? Placard? Yeah. ah The metal signs? What are those called?
00:39:08
Speaker
Yeah. That you put your name on? Yeah. yeah So you're already on there. And if you're not careful, I just want to put that in your head as you, you know, evaluate vultures coming for all your players.
00:39:22
Speaker
All right. How bad do you want the toaster back? Yeah. You should let people know, though, because you got two days to accept a trade or three days to accept a trade. I'll put this out tonight. ah You have.
00:39:34
Speaker
you still have Derek Henry? I do. So, you know, let the people know what you want for that. You got Derek Henry, you got Puka. I don't know. Who else do you have that that you would do your trade?
00:39:47
Speaker
Oh, man. I got, uh, cause if, uh, if Brian's out there. Oh yeah. Charbonnet. Charbonnet. Yeah. Devonta Smith.
00:39:59
Speaker
Like it finely sliced, uh, uh, hot honey.
00:40:07
Speaker
We should have of time ago. Yeah, we should have. probably It probably was, just like they weren't willing to bring it into the Midwest.
00:40:19
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well
00:40:24
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And that's been Stafford's time, dude.