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Speaker: We're living in a fantasy world Yeah, we're living in a fantasy world We're living in a fantasy world
Speaker: It finally got cold, but it's a Texas cold, so I'm bringing the Texas heat. And I'm Fargo cold, which is actually cold, not fake cold.
Speaker: I am here to introduce the man with one face, but many names because he owns more jerseys than the Cleveland Browns have had quarterbacks. The man who is single-handedly responsible for maintaining the female dominance on the global population scale.
Speaker: The only man skilled enough to earn top two fantasy picks in multiple leagues in one season. And your reigning last place finisher, who has the nipple piercings to show for it, even though nobody made him do that, Cody Craig!
Speaker: Yes. Wow. Wow. Incredible intro. Yeah. And a little bit. oh
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Speaker: wow
Speaker: incredible intro yeah and woman
Speaker: People, people, we're on the clock here. don't people See, normally Jeff just plays a sound effect, but that was real, real fans. They were truly excited and gripped by that intro.
Speaker: Cody, welcome to the show. Is this where I'm supposed to show my nipples, or what are we doing here? What are we what are we doing here? It's not a party. so craig thanks for being you Cody, you want to say anything about that intro from Zach?
Speaker: No, it's kind of spot on. i don't want to talk about another league, but I may or may not have had the top pick in that one as well. Did you see the background?
Speaker: Did you notice that? Yeah, he was stiff arming a duck. me Shots fired. So Zach is somebody that i met 25 twenty five years ago 20?
Speaker: We'll say 20. twenty all well' say twentyny Only online.
Speaker: We played simulation sports leagues, basketball, and OOTP together. Last year, we met each other for the first time in person in Vegas from March Madness.
Speaker: Wow, that's cool. How did he find out about this this podcast? He's a listener. So if you see Nebraska popping up, he's trying his best to join. So that there's his first shot. Wow. Zach, thank you so much. We already have a Zach. You know, that's the biggest biggest point against you. But, you know, anything can happen. So he knows how to get in touch with us. That number is always easy to remember and hard to forget.
Speaker: Thanks, guys. 6-1-1-2-2-9-3-6-6-3-5. 6-6-3-5.
Speaker: sixty six three five i think
Speaker: Cody, it's been almost a year since we had you on the show. I'm completely guessing there, but probably within four months of being correct. We should pull that next year, Jeff. We should have, like, how many days since?
Speaker: Everybody. Next year. Sure. Not now. Jeff, do we happen to have a sponsor for this week's show? um Yes, we do, Andy. This episode of You Like That is brought to you by the Home Shopping Network.
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Speaker: What called I'm sure we'll find time to squeeze it in again. Yep. um
Speaker: Guys, it's time to, before we get into the meat of the show, cover some questions and comments from the last week of Evica. Question number one, where are you calling us from today, Cody?
Speaker: Not the bathroom? No. Bedroom. Okay. Bedroom. Hey. With my target Of course. How'd you get that target dog, Cody?
Speaker: Life works a target and the kids are obsessed. Wow. So they sell those there? Yeah. the dog Is the dog's name Spot? Spot. Wait.
Speaker: How do I do it? There it is. Oh, yeah. Spot. There it is. Wow. That's massive. All right. Question number two. How was your Thanksgiving, you guys?
Speaker: um Cody, you first. It was good. We started at Brian and Candace's. um Do you do a crawl? Do you do a Thanksgiving crawl?
Speaker: Yeah. Started there, ended up at the sister-in-law's house. Well, and then crawl their way home after that, but it was good.
Speaker: Excellent. Good for you. Jeff? Yeah, we went down to my my parents' house.
Speaker: It good. My dad made all the food. and And that was awesome because we were we got down there a day late, but we got there.
Speaker: Yeah, the snow snow didn't um stop you. Didn't hurt us on the way down. Our furnace broke and we had to get that fixed. Once you returned you returned home to a broken furnace, is what you're saying? No, no. I was loading the car and both kids kept getting more and more blankets as they were sitting in the living room.
Speaker: And I was like, hmm. And so then I looked at the furnace, the thermostat, and i was like, well, that's not great. And then I went down and looked at the, it's a boiler, not a furnace.
Speaker: And i was like, yeah, it's not not lighting. And we needed a new igniter. And this was when you were trying to leave for Minnesota? Yeah. okay Okay. Got it fixed that day, though.
Speaker: so Wow. To leave the next day. Wow. Okay. But it wasn't that cold yet. It was only like 10 degrees out. So we were able to use our heat pump.
Speaker: Until the furnace got fixed. I don't know what a heat pump It's an air conditioner. Do they sell it on? And in the winter, you can use it for heat. Wow.
Speaker: Okay. What kind of area does it cover? The whole house. Incredible. Yeah. Yeah. if you don't have If you don't have an air conditioner and you don't want to do like window mounted air conditioners for a bunch of rooms.
Speaker: A mini split heat pump is pretty sweet. No ducks. Whoa. a lot of anti-duck intent on this show so far. Getting a little heated. So you said you were a day late for Thanksgiving?
Speaker: No, we got there on Thanksgiving Day. Okay. They were hoping to be And I was going to help my dad cook because he's not really that into cooking.
Speaker: Well, bless him. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. and have turns Great. Saw some friends, um, had a pretty chill, chill dinner. Uh, we've found We found this some vegetarian roast that we've been missing for the last, well, since we moved here. It turns out it was at Whole Foods the whole time.
Speaker: Field roast? No, it's the corn one that uses egg. um it's ah It's a cut above. It's probably the egg that does it. You agree? Yeah.
Speaker: It's really good. so So after that, we went back to Whole Foods and bought like six of them. Oh, wait until after Thanksgiving so they're on sale? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Because you can never get rid of that shit after Thanksgiving. No. I mean, I don't know why they don't just hold it until Christmas. But if you thaw them, you're not supposed to refreeze them at the store.
Speaker: Yeah, but they were all frozen. Yeah, then i don't know what they're doing. I don't know what they're doing either. Hey, you still have it?
Speaker: Cody, you think of the new format of our show? Love it. Nice, tight, short. Jeff, do you think Cody's having some connection issues right now?
Speaker: He could be. Uh-oh. He loves it. He loves it.
Speaker: All right. Excellent. Can you hear me? Here we can now. Yeah. All right. Next question. Next question. Cody, where's Tom?
Speaker: That's a great question.
Speaker: as Well, he beat me, so I don't know.
Speaker: Hey, um it's time for a live look in Let's see how Tom's team is doing this week in You Like That Fantasy League.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, after being projected to lose to Pug Life by 50 points, Steelhouse has gained some ground.
Speaker: That's right. Through no fault of Tom's own, he is above project. He's added 30 to his projection in one night after 23 points were kicked through by Brandon Aubrey and 24 were earned by the Detroit Lions des defense.
Speaker: Still, Pug Life has a 16-point advantage in the projections, but It's getting hot in Beaverton.
Speaker: He could pick up a quarter. You know i mean?
Speaker: He could. We'll see. there's There's always a chance. Although a lot of QBs have come off the bird in the last couple of days. um jeff Jeff, what's this last question? I'll let you do ah What kind of wallet do you guys have?
Speaker: I have a thin one. I don't know there's a name. tooth
Speaker: my Mine's one of those ones that are like, I don't have my wallet on me. ah This was a mistake on my part. You like flip a lever and then all the cards pop out?
Speaker: o Oh, yeah. like a like do card card case. don't like it, though.
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Speaker: there's There's three more. That's You know, Cody, you didn't have to write that all down by hand. We can just forward you the message. Okay. That's like not necessary, but we appreciate your studiousness.
Speaker: ah Jeff, do you think there's any chance that the way AI is going that they've They're aware that we're reading these text messages on the air and that they would therefore send us more text messages.
Speaker: You know, I do know that Google voice keeps trying to put these text messages in the spam folder and I have to retrieve them from the spam folder.
Speaker: so So something's working there. Awesome. Definitely. All right, it's time for everyone's least favorite segment, especially this season, the Mjolnir Minute.
Speaker: Cody, this is where we spend one whole minute, if if we can manage to discuss the Vikings. Last week they played Seattle, and I'm guessing you, I think you have some thoughts.
Speaker: Who wants to start?
Speaker: The Vikings shouldn't have gone with J.J. McCarthy. He sucks. A Home Shopping Network pickle.
Speaker: Does anyone think the Vikings... I said on the Discord, I'm glad Sam got paid and I'm glad we didn't pay him. Was it a mistake to give up Sammy D?
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. yeah Pretty simple.
Speaker: It's clear now, but after the final two games of the the last game of the season and the first playoff game, it was... Who could have? No? hu A team that wanted to win 10 games.
Speaker: Yeah, I guess so. Hey, last question. Bo Nix was taken picks after JJ. Bo Nix sucks, too. Don't fool yourself.
Speaker: Bo Nix is trash. Okay, we'll see. That's more Oregon hate. Now it's time for everyone's... Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, it is more Oregon hate. He was there for one year, right?
Speaker: Yeah. It was just not really an Oregon hate. was Auburn for four. No. We claim him, though.
Speaker: How much did you guys pay him to come? We don't talk about numbers around here.
Speaker: I mean, yeah it was a very new one.
Speaker: Hey, ah it's time for everyone's favorite segment. You know what it's called. Five questions. Five questions.
Speaker: Cody, we assume you've been listening to every episode as usual and you're completely prepared for these five or six questions. Absolutely. Looks like a thumbs up. All right.
Speaker: Jeff. Cody, what is your Chipotle order?
Speaker: Barbacoa burrito, black beans, white rice, corn salsa, red salsa, green salsa, cheese and sour cream.
Speaker: All right. um Cody, speaking of beef, do you have anything to say about any other team in the league?
Speaker: I mean, ah sure no Who's going to trade away their future and probably lose it?
Speaker: Hmm.
Speaker: Hmm. Yeah. um I mean, looking at last week, it could be either of us. So I'm going to assume you're talking about Brian.
Speaker: Absolutely.
Speaker: Brian never listens to the show anyway. One quick, quick follow up. Do you order in person or like on the app?
Speaker: So I actually door dash it every time. orda trying to go Trying to go into Chipotle. I don't want to be the soccer mom for four kids.
Speaker: Or the soccer dad. Excellent choice to to pass on the green then. Correct. brett coma crap Correct. Correct.
Speaker: You said to pass on the what? The greens. Can't get lettuce on a DoorDash. Oh, yeah. You get really, you know, crappy, crappy produce. I always forget about that question. And you got you got the you you got the good reason to ask it, Jeff. And I'm sorry.
Speaker: It's not on the script. No, I just blew right past it. Cody, what's your favorite hobby with Christy?
Speaker: Pre kids are currently Cody. Can you hear me? Jeff, you should get a picture now of of Cody. Oh, we love you. craig Thanks for being you.
Speaker: Can you hear me? Cody. Yes. Can hear me? Can you hear me? All right. His, his favorite hobby is yes. Yes. Yes.
Speaker: Yes. Cody.
Speaker: I blame YouTube TV. Hey, this is an actual, um, actual justification to use stoppage time. It is. We don't have to make it up. going Good. I know you did.
Speaker: Um, I'll keep the stopwatch running, it appears, but only you and I will know why. only Okay. What can we cover while Cody's gone? Let's see. Uh,
Speaker: Can do some awards? Award updates. Ooh, I got a beep.
Speaker: Probably sent us a text message. Yeah, so it's still Jamar Gibbs leading for for best single game player performance. um But Jeff, this begs the question, since last week the top scorer was defense.
Speaker: Should a defense, could a defense one day win this $5 prize? Do we make it best single, I don't know, line item?
Speaker: but What would be the problem with the defense winning? Just that the definition is best single game player performance.
Speaker: Player singular. Sure. Yeah. So kicker could do it, but you feel like a defense would be kind of going around the definition.
Speaker: I think so. I think if a defense ever does win it, we'll have to put it to a vote. How's that sound? Yeah, that's fine with me. yeah Voting is it good it's a good Yeah.
Speaker: work yeah
Speaker: um the most ah Should I? um we can we can We can hit stop and then we can just wait.
Speaker: Fantasy football. Fantasy football. What you want to about fantasy football? All football, all the time. Everybody gots their fantasy football.
Speaker: Gotta something and make it rhyme. Fantasy
Speaker: right, Cody, favorite hobby with your significant other besides the obvious. ah So before kids, it was we loved happy hour. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: Finding new spots, happy hour, get a drink, find good food. After kids, and I think somebody said this before, it's just taking a walk. It's the best we get in our life right now.
Speaker: It's our quiet time. The kids can run and do what they want. that walks around the neighborhood, find a park, find a creek.
Speaker: Right, you guys can talk grown-up stuff while they're going. Yeah, while they're yards ahead of us and doing whatever they do. That's good.
Speaker: That's nice. I think it's piece, even though it's been said before, completely understand. Do you guys correct correct correct correct.
Speaker: Do you guys do word or anything and like compare? Wordle? Yeah. You still do Wordle? No, I was addicted to that for a while. Haven't touched it for a minute though.
Speaker: I like sending you when Wordle rejected my borderline dirty words. That was fun. ever get back into it? I'm here for you, bud. I like it. I forgot all about that game.
Speaker: All right. You already got the point.
Speaker: Next question. Cody. Jeff, are you ready? Cody, what is your mile time today? Today? Today?
Speaker: but I'm not breaking 11 minutes. There's no way.
Speaker: I'm going to stop to walk. So in high school, I ran cross country and track. So I have a good, decent idea of what I could have ran. But these days, 1030, I'd be lucky to break it.
Speaker: Okay. So if you gave yourself a month to train, where are you coming in? I mean, if I'm committed... Nine minutes, eight and a half, but I got to go hard.
Speaker: One month? Yep. So in high school i do it in high school, I ran the 1500 meter, which is 100 meters short of a mile.
Speaker: And that was around seven minutes is what I was finishing at. But that was 20 plus years ago. There's no way I'm doing that today.
Speaker: On the 1500, do you skip the curve or do you skip a straight? You skip
Speaker: a curve. A curve. Yeah. produce Well, that's a good question. You start on the curve. So you skip a straight? Yeah. yeah You finish on the straight.
Speaker: I'm trying to picture it in my head. Is it half a loop? 1,500? Four laps around. Four laps, but not, you know, like it's three and three quarters. oh Okay.
Speaker: One lap would be 400. Yeah, so you do finish on the straightaway. So you're right. you You skip the curve at the end. What's the run with the with the beam and the water and shit?
Speaker: Steeplechase? Yep. Yeah. yeah that's Slightly different than the 1500 meter. because there's Because of the water. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Hey, Cody, what's a TV show you bailed on after? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Correct. Correct. correct Correct.
Speaker: The question stands, Cody. Stranger Things. Oh. Yeah, I know. That's brutal. No, no, no, So. how far did How far did you get?
Speaker: Honestly, a season and a half. The year it came out, our twins were born. We were addicted. And it was easy to watch when we had newborns in the house. But as they got older, tried to watch, tried to remember things. It just, it wasn't clicking.
Speaker: We'll get back to it eventually, but we're very behind in the Stranger Things.
Speaker: Jeff, what's your definition of bailed on? um completely walked away from it or done forever not planning to pick it back up no you're not no you're not sorry Cody can't win them all
Speaker: Cody loofah washcloth hands plastic scrubby thing or other hands straight hands You guys i' not going to get the beer back.
Speaker: So come on. No love for our sponsor. I have five women in this house. There's 40 lufas in the shower. Nope. I try it. Not ha ha. Just hands. This one is mounted onto the wall for you. Oh, okay.
Speaker: And it's voice activated. All you have to say is on my back. And then It takes care of you.
Speaker: Is that the only spot it can take care of? Legally. It's the only spot they can advertise.
Speaker: Jeff, this is your question. I don't know. Correct. correct Correct. man Correct. Last question, Cody. Unpopular opinion.
Speaker: Something you like, no one else does. Or everyone else likes and you just don't? So i don't know if it's everyone else likes, but everyone in my life loves cheesecake.
Speaker: o Hard pass. This is a good one. Is it a texting thing for you or what's? So it's that, but also um
Speaker: like nails on a chalkboard. But when I put it in my mouth, it i I can't explain it. My mouth waters. It's a tingling. It's weird. I can't do it at all.
Speaker: Huh. Yeah, I don't think I would do that then. That sounds like a... Almost like an allergic reaction. Yeah, that's what it... It's kind of what it feels like. And I can't do bagels and cream cheese. I can't do cheesecake. i None of it. Uh-uh.
Speaker: I'm out. Jeff, do you like cheesecake? I mean, i'm fine with it. I don't really...
Speaker: ah yeah Yeah, it's good. and there not ah I will never make cheesecake. That's a real pain in the ass. Wow. How about Andy? I like it. I don't know if I'll ever make one, though.
Speaker: Correct. Correct. Correct. You saved it, Cody. You finished strong. I like it. Thanks. Thanks for playing this year's edition. worst and it Hey guys, it's time to look back at the, your favorite discord channel and mine.
Speaker: That's the matchup of the week. Oh yeah. That's a good one. It's a good one. It's a fun channel. This is where we do a deep dive on one fantasy football matchup each week.
Speaker: And last week it was Brian, the the four seed, against Nick, the three. Both of them with the same, what, eight and six record or something like that? Seven and six record?
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know math. But they had the same record. That's what made it compelling. Oh, but then it was bad. It was bad.
Speaker: Yeah. That was a bad matchup. They started projected for Brian to win by 14. fourteen Right. And then, and then what happened?
Speaker: It ended up being like 30 plus 50. Yeah. You know, it was, uh, yeah. Brian, Brian just paced him the whole time. You know, it never got close, never got interesting.
Speaker: Um, What happens when you pay for your roster?
Speaker: ah Fortunately for them, they both punched their tickets to the postseason. i Brian won, and I said, congrats, Brian. You made it to the postseason. But what I didn't realize, and what I guess Yahoo didn't realize, was that both of their spots were secure anyway?
Speaker: Or did it depend on how everything else went, Jeff? No, no, it was they were secure. So this algorithm, we had issues and and more on on that to come. That brings us right into the standings, the playoff preview, everything, you guys. Let's get into it. This is the most exciting part as we go into, as we've actually kicked off week 14 just this evening.
Speaker: Looking at the standings, here is everybody who's locked. Are you ready? I'm ready. ah We got... Andy, quick question. Quick question. yeah Are you starting from the top, the bottom? Are you going middle out?
Speaker: Just curious.
Speaker: Let's start by, let's start at the top because my notes here, Jeff, are incorrect as you pointed out. So I'll just do the top and then you can help me with the rest. All right. Sure.
Speaker: Those who are secured are Nick T Andy F um Is that Lance Corporal Underground Cut? That's right. Oh, that's that's good for the listeners at home.
Speaker: Lance Corporal Underground Cut, secured. Con Aeron, secured. Pug Life, secured. Postseason, the pipe is in.
Speaker: Jamar's Attacks is in. Despite the the mid-season post-podcast swoon. yeah um But he was he was buoyed by his early season performance. That's it. We got five locked in.
Speaker: And the final three spots are yet to be determined. Jeff, who is who is eliminated from playoff contention? Okay, I'll start from the bottom up then. Thank you. Yep. We have eliminated first Steelhouse.
Speaker: Sorry, Tom. Then we have the 501sts. Sorry, Tim. And Kuznug. Okay.
Speaker: You know, i still I still like the relegation idea, Jeff. You know, now we got Zach. Cody, where's your friend Zach from? Nebraska. he's You know, we got Zach from Nebraska. We got more guys from Shaska High. We got, we got another you know, relegation was a really funny idea. I'm sorry that it got such blowback.
Speaker: But it would be really funny to have a rotating roster for that last place. Anyway, I'll stop. I'll stop being standing on that hill. Jeff, who is in contention?
Speaker: Let's get to talking about this. this yeah let me Yeah. Yeah, the real contenders would be the six and seven teams. um You missed one that's it locked in.
Speaker: That would 10 Edinburgh. Oh, he's locked. Yeah. Thank you, Jeff. Congratulations, Mike.
Speaker: a la I just talked about how Yahoo can't figure this out. And then turns out I can't figure it out either. Ecom. Congratulations. You're locked. Uh, regardless of what happens this week, top six spots, two left to go.
Speaker: Yep. yep So we have three, six and seven teams and two of them play against each other. And so that's, it's throwing Yahoo off is they assume that they're not playing against each other. I'm guessing.
Speaker: um Oh, and you know what else? You can tie in this game. I just read. No, you can't. You can. No. So I've been wondering why they both don't just bench every single player and take a tie.
Speaker: Because then Matt would be out.
Speaker: Oh, there's six and seven with us, aren't there? with me.
Speaker: So, um yeah, or no, no. the Yeah, Matt would be out. No, no. um Jarrett would be out? Yeah. Because of points.
Speaker: Because of points. right, Jeff, let's hear it. So you have the three, six, and seven teams. We're Not Worthy is playing Khan Aeron. And We're Not Worthy is essentially locked in.
Speaker: they If they lose and either of the five and eight teams win and outscore them by the points for margin that they have, then we're not worthy we'd be out.
Speaker: That's also, that's that's Cody's team. So for those who don't know at home. So if, uh, Jeff, if you win and gain 26 points on Cody, is that what you're 21 points going into tonight.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. And then if Phil wins and gains, what 70, 60. seventy sixty Yeah. 40 more points than I needed.
Speaker: Got it. Yeah. Okay. Which seems unlikely. Seems pretty unlikely that Phil would put up 180 points because Cody is projected to get 120. Okay.
Speaker: yeah Okay. Yeah, it's pretty unlikely that Cody would put up on 120, you would beat him, and I would hang on 141.
Speaker: he So I feel pretty confident that Cody's in.
Speaker: And then whoever loses from the pure shithouse V1 cent would then also be out.
Speaker: Okay. So does that mean the winner of pure shithouse versus 1 cent is in? Mm-hmm. It's either Matt or... Okay. And they, if they outscore ECOM by more than four points...
Speaker: then they move into seventh. Well, assuming Cody beats you. Cody doesn't beat you. Then Cody's in Heath. Okay.
Speaker: You know, it's a wild thing about income, Jeff. You're playing him this week. And after Thursday night football, you guys are deadlocked at 13.8. That's funny.
Speaker: That's quite the night. Uh, And Jeff, can you explain? His projected points did go up, though. He picked up three points. Yeah, he picked up. And I dropped three points.
Speaker: He's looking good. Yeah. Jeff, do you want to explain your new team name to anybody? ah Yeah, my new team name is Cody Loses and 20-plus points for us, meaning that we have to outscore Cody when he loses by 20-plus points.
Speaker: What do you think about that, Cody? Do we have the decimals or is it just 20 above 20? It was like 20.4.
Speaker: 20.3 would be great. ah So here's my worry. Lamar Jackson hasn't practiced all week. Lamar Jackson, been dog crap the last three weeks.
Speaker: do I was going to ask, has he even even played in the last month? Well, this sure doesn't look like it. Do I go CJ Stroud that I just picked up? Wow.
Speaker: I'm struggling. You could ask the commissioner to to reverse your Stafford trade. man sure
Speaker: a Oh, man. That's right. Forgot about that.
Speaker: Well, that's a great question, Cody. If anybody has advice for Cody on who he should start at quarterback this week, Drop it in the pod channel.
Speaker: All right. That's the lingering question. That number is always easy to remember and hard to forget. Thanks guys. 612-093-6635. All right. That's,
Speaker: all right that's that's been the playoff preview. Thank you both for taking me part and good luck to both of you to get in. Though it doesn't seem very possible at this point.
Speaker: For both of us get in, yeah. No, that seems pretty impossible for both of us to get in. if If I had been paying attention during that last segment, I could speak definitively on it.
Speaker: Yeah. No, no. If, if. ah No, no, that wouldn't work. All right. um Jeff, how much we got to be over time, but.
Speaker: We're right. We're, we are right at 30 minutes. Uh, if I, no, no, maybe I missed adding these together. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Miscalculating. Right. ye Do we have any stoppage time to run? Do you have, we have a four minute stoppage time right now. Okay.
Speaker: Okay. Um,
Speaker: Okay, I'm pretty excited for this. Four minutes of stoppage time starting now.
Speaker: oh I did have one more section for this playoff preview that I think is interesting to note here and discuss with you guys.
Speaker: This is a special week in YouViteThat where you know last season got messed up because of the divisions and we had to rebalance the The season, so that everyone played everyone else at least once. Sure.
Speaker: This season, maybe this is how it will always be. But week 14 is the same exact matchup as week one. It's a week one rematch. Only the stakes are much different for a lot of teams.
Speaker: a Right now we got you know Ecom versus Jeff. Week one went to Jeff, 107-89.
Speaker: That's about an 18-point swing. And Jeff, we week 14 is projected to be 107 to 87. The more things change, you know?
Speaker: Yeah. So, Jeff, will you play spoiler to EECOM? Is that even possible? No. don't think so. No. All right. Yeah.
Speaker: We also got Cody, you versus me, a week one. I took it 131 to 22. And this our projection right now is 133 to 121. Like the same Just running it back.
Speaker: Running it back. um and And Cody, you might recall that after that week one matchup, you held on to most points scored in a losing effort. for one month until until you someone beats you for that $5 prize. I'm sorry. Sorry to bring up.
Speaker: The only thing I remember from that is Justin Fields hasn't done anything like that ever again. Are you kidding me?
Speaker: Yeah, you caught his one hot wee. I think he scored 29 the first week. He came out ready. you know No one had tape on him anymore. He outscored Lamar Jackson.
Speaker: He what? He outscored Lamar Jackson.
Speaker: I hope he comes back. We'd we'd love to rename our our team after him once again. you know For a third time. ah Breaking news, Cody, our matchup happens to be the matchup of the week.
Speaker: And... according to Yahoo's algorithms, which has nothing to do with the next topic. Jared versus man. Two, two out of three, six and seven teams buying for the, one of the last two playoff spots. Jeff, do you have any thoughts on the Yahoo matchup of the week algorithm?
Speaker: Yeah, it's clearly broken, but you know, what are, what are we going to do? I'm going to cough. Yeah. I think that that the matchup ah of the week should be, obviously, the one that matters the most for the playoffs.
Speaker: um i think yahoo I think Yahoo went with your guys' matchup because it looks at at Cody's team as being in trouble to get in.
Speaker: You know? But... It didn't factor in that that um the two, six, and seven teams are playing against each other. so Yeah.
Speaker: It's a bad week. Yeah. Bad bye week timing for Jarrett. This week 14 is some horse shit. Yeah, it's a rough one for him. ah he Too bad he can't trade that extra quarterback to Cody. Yeah.
Speaker: we allow ah day zero trades until the very end of the season and just let people, you know, dump everybody week 14? I don't know. What do you think, Cody? Brian wouldn't end up with any picks left, so no.
Speaker: who We're going to go with no.
Speaker: I think he's got round 10 through 15 as his selections next year. you know Ever since we upped the keeper a limit to two, no now that's prime hunting territory for those late round picks.
Speaker: you know You can grab a tight end and keep them for two seasons and then trade them away. Right, Jeff? Yeah. That's a bummer. no you no Brian's got a third and a fourth round pick.
Speaker: All right. He doesn't need those first two. That's right.
Speaker: ah So Jarrett's missing Jennings and the you know the running back he spent – he emptied his his fab wallet on. yeah He's missing his kicker who got 15 points last week.
Speaker: Jarrett's got a tough row to hoe, is that it? um But I got to ask if if there's another sub-70 from Matt in the works.
Speaker: after I got shit for not scoring 80 in a victory last week, you know, we had, we had Zach beat Matt 75 to 66. So what's that about? and We've had some really bad scores in this league this year, you know?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. we we almost It was almost a 60 on 60 point showdown, but fortunately Zach pulled it out at the end. Okay, that's it. We're running out of time.
Speaker: Worst manager. Brian still has the most points left on the bench, but Cody, you've overtaken ah Nick K. Both of you have three games you could have won you know, had you optimized your lineup, but you have two games where you would have also beat your opponent's optimized lineup.
Speaker: So that gives you the lead. This $5 looks as good as yours, Cody. Loving it. When you have two running backs from the same team, it's hard to start both of them, but apparently I should.
Speaker: Apparently so. a
Speaker: McCaffrey is the best player overall still by just four points, barely ahead of Josh Allen and Jonathan Taylor. With Ecom being the only seven and six team right now, ah you know, he's probably in.
Speaker: He's definitely in. Right, Jeff? Who? CMC? No, and isn he's not going to win it. He's on by. ah But I mean Tanemba's in the playoffs. Yeah, he's in the playoffs. but he won't But he won't have the highest scoring player.
Speaker: For the final game. Yeah. No, I mean, you know like like for the season, Christian McCaffrey won't be the highest scorer. Oh, because he's missing this week.
Speaker: Yeah. You're right so far. Yeah. Okay. he's already He's already been passed by Jameer Yibbs, pretty sure. That's right.
Speaker: We're close to it for me. Yeah. um Probably not because Jameer Gibbs
Speaker: only got you 33 points. That's it. Yeah. Hey, Cody, it's been a real pleasure having you on the show.
Speaker: Thanks, Jeff. Yeah. Thanks, Cody. There we go. yeah Screw you, Brian.
Speaker: Bye, Cody. anyway
