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Week 9 Marble Party With Curt
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In this episode of You Vike That, the hosts welcome Kurt, a two-time league member and current manager in waiting. They discuss the current state of the LCPL underground, trade week in the NFL, and engage in a Q's and C's segment where they answer questions from the league. The conversation shifts to a game analysis of the Vikings vs. Lions, followed by a fun segment of five questions with Kurt, where they explore his Chipotle order, hobbies, and unpopular opinions. The episode wraps up with light-hearted banter and predictions for upcoming matchups.
Chapters
00:00 Introduction to the Fantasy World
01:49 Meet the Guests and League Updates
05:56 Q's and C's: Questions and Comments
12:04 Vikings vs. Lions: Game Analysis
18:07 Five Questions with Kurt
20:55 Entertainment Preferences: Board Games vs. TV Shows
22:03 Fitness Journey: Mile Times and Running Experiences
24:02 TV Shows: Abandoning Once Upon a Time
26:11 Personal Hygiene: Loofah, Washcloth, or Hands?
27:35 Unpopular Opinions: MediQuest 3 and Competitive Fencing
30:00 Extra Time: Revisiting Past Conversations
33:39 Fantasy Football: Matchup of the Week
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Transcript
Podcast Introduction
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We're living in a fantasy world.
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hello we're excited to have you with us today on you vike that the world's leading leaguespecific podcast This is the place where you can find everything you need know about the LCPL Underground, your buddies over at Pug Life, see if Pure Shithouse pulled out of the present tailspin, or see if Cuznug can break a curse.
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But first, we've got to get you to your favorite host.
New Format and Guest Introduction
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Don't you worry. These guys have been toiling in the salt mines this past week, trying to perfect the new format.
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And I think they've got a few nice new wrinkles. Yeah. Okay, without further ado... Andy Franzen, born and raised in Texas. Jeff Megan, he knows all the numbers from Japan.
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Tonight's guest is known for a lot of things. Oh, let me guess. He's the one that told us to be the ball, to be one with the universe, and to let it all happen? What are you talking about?
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No, I was going to explain. Oh, but on my deathbed, I'll find total clarity after I've talked to him tonight, right? Sure, but that's not what I was going to say either.
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Wait, he didn't jump a ship in Hong Kong, make his way over to a little course in Tibet... Are you on drugs? Every day. You know, you, I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.
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Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them. This is a hybrid. This is a cross of bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and Northern California, San Zemelia.
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The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home, and just get stoned to the Jesus belt that night on this stuff. Okay. Well, anyway, tonight on the show, the boys are interviewing two-time league member and current manager in waiting.
League Standings Discussion
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It's Kurt Hey, Kurt, welcome to the show. Hey. Hey, thanks for having me. Thanks, everybody.
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Good to be here. I feel great. Thanks for having me. The crowd's really fired up to have you here, Kurt, and so are we. Yeah. Well, great.
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Let's get it going. You know, i I like that we get all, um you know, 12 other people from the league to actually show up and clap for our guests.
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No, no. They're rowdy guys. How's the league going? Everybody doing good? Who's in the league position? Who's in the lead right now?
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Who's the boss? Wow, who's the boss? We'll be right back. Jeff, you want to answer this one? ah The LCP underground cut is currently... He's good, right?
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I think he won last year. he not...
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He did not. He had good season, but um it's ah it's trade week, trade deadline week in the NFL, Kurt. And this year we've commissioned, well, not commissioned.
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He knows it for him. hill He'll be there. Yeah. You guys ever tracked chase down a ah spotlight in your life?
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No. no It's kind of fun. If you ever see one, just drive to the source. You see one in the sky and you drive to find it Yeah, not like the spotlight store. I mean, yeah.
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i was like I was like, I've never been on stage and chased a spotlight. The spotlight chases you when you're playing you know ethically questionable characters in the year 2000. Yep.
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yep Ethically or ethnically questionable? Anyway...
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my My line was like the most racist line ever. Yeah. have Sign of the times. Yes. I guess. Anything goes. and Really living up to his name. Yep.
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Yep. Yep. um Yeah, so so Kurt, we have a new format this year. um Since you've listened to all the episodes, you you've probably picked up on it. um But we we start off the show with this Qs and Cs section, questions and comments.
Questions and Comments Segment
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um And the first question that we have is for Kegger. um Kegger, did you sacrifice the kicker Kamen's suggestion?
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Well, can we... Should we wait for him to call in or should we take that answer off air? Yeah, we probably got take that answer off air. This reminds me of when we had Tom on the show.
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It does. Yeah, it's similar. Next question is for Cammon, right? Yep. Yeah. Hit him, Jeff. Cammon, did you start Dobbins or Dowdle?
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And follow up, who was correct, Yahoo with with Dobbins or ESPN with Dowdle? I'll take my answer offline.
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Please be sure to drop these answers in the podcast channel. Yeah. On the CHS Fantasy Football 2000 Discord server.
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Or you can text us at... That number is always easy to remember and hard to forget. Thanks, guys. 611-2-293-6635. six one one two nine three ciscu six three five Man, that was last year's AI.
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This year's AI reads things with inflection, you know? Wow. And says shithouse correctly. It's kind of fancy, right? Yeah. Can we give you a little bit of sass sometimes and you feel like you've got to kind of batter back down little bit? You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah. yes I do know what you're saying. It's... Yeah, it's it's surprising that, you know, you think about the evolution of English language and the core concepts of, you know, functioning in this world.
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The inability to say the number one
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is pretty... Yeah, it is a little sunny, isn't it? Yeah, one. One.
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It's the first number. like You say one before you say zero. you You express that you have ah something before you're expressing that you have none. None more berries or whatever, right?
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but One is the first concept. Zero is maybe the second. I don't know. Yeah, you're not like ah I have zero Halloween candy. Exactly.
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That was me three hours ago. Hey, Kurt, what do you think of the new format? I like it. I think it's fun. um Fresh.
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Yeah. Foxy. Those are my three apps.
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It's effing good, guys.
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Jeff, can we put that quote on the um the novelization of this episode? ah Yeah, we definitely can. It's effing good, guys. Hey, yeah, go ahead.
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Question four. Can any of you explain the joke? I was giving Matt shit about spending $64 on Tez Johnson. And he said, do you mean Mike Evans?
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And I said, no. I went to Reddit, you know, explain the joke. Nobody understood. So I'm just asking you two. What is he talking about?
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Do you think...
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disease He thinks Evans
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is the Johnson of that guy. Right?
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Oh. Like, he named as Johnson that guy's name. Right? That's got to be it. Matt, if Kurt's right, blink once. current if If you're kidnapped, blink twice.
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I'll take my answer off the air. Also, please Today is Guy Fawkes Day. is. You're what? V for Vendetta?
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So everyone get out your mugs. Let's say, oh, for Fox sake. And take a drink. Effing good.
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Kurt, question number five is for you, actually. Great. How did you manage to a to attach a picture to the Discord app as a downloadable file and not a viewable... but How do you even do that?
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matt and don' my album and oh yeah and I went to my album and I hit share. and then i And then I went into the Discord app and then I i posted it where everybody one
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I thought that's how you were supposed to do it. Maybe from the place I took it was the wrong... Like I had to have it out of my photos and into a different thing.
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Anyway, I'm sorry. It's okay. i i just I found it really amusing that downloaded your photo and then I found it in my files or whatever and then I posted it to the channel as a photo because I want, obviously I want engagement on the channel and I didn't really think anyone the ice saw would download it.
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yeah I thought it was something wrong with my thing that I couldn't see it on the screen and I thought surely everyone else can see it just fine. no
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It's not just you, Kurt. you Your actions affected all of us. ah ah But we were so glad to see the photo, actually. Yeah, i was the Hamburglar. I ate a couple hamburgers the day before just to get in character.
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Right. McDonald's or other?
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Oh, no, they're a McDonald's, yeah. But the real question is, did you pay for them? Yeah, that's a good question. I don't think that's... I ran out like squirrel, of course.
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Of course. With three cheeseburgers in your cheeks? but
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I remember having a rule with the White Castle Crave case that every fifth one you had to just house in one bite. Surprise, none of us choked to death.
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Anyway, those were awful. Awesome. You said awesome, right? um Question number six. Jeff, where's Tom? Where is Tom?
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Kurt, where's Tom? Tom, get out of here. Hold up the show. Tom is possibly in Kurt's closet. couldn't That would make... yeah would have i Don't let Kurt. Don't let out.
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was you than yeah All right. ah Now's, Kurt, now's a really fun time. We get to talk for one minute and one minute only about
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Vikings versus Lions.
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ah I was getting pretty...
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Y'all are horny ready. You know, I was getting horny. I thought you were getting your, your timer ready. So I was stalling. Oh, we were both stalling for each other. Yes. I was ready. Let's add that. That's going to add some stoppage time. Yeah. it's going to be stoppage time. Sorry, Kurt.
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i
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Definite injury on the play. I'm ready. Yeah.
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All right, Kurt, we got one minute to talk about Vikings versus Detroit. Kick us off. You got anything, or otherwise I can play highlights. Play some highlights. Don't think about it. Yeah, it was good.
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minnesota in front yeah it would put
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Real thrill ride of emotions out there. Great vision. His primary read. His primary read was Aaron Jones in the flat. You got Hawkinson coming across. He should stay on the move, but he's like, no, it's kind of open here, JJ.
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Throw it back behind the defense. And I don't love when quarterbacks roll right and throw left unless you have great vision on what you're doing. Tom Brady. He knows what's up.
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Doing other highlights or are you good? That's good. I'd like to hear one more.
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Quick throw McCarthy going into Jefferson one hander touchdown Minnesota
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McCarthy
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car In trouble again. Looking. Thinking about running. try it. McCarthy in. Touchdown, Minnesota.
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Second rushing touchdown of the year, and he's got the little gritty. All right.
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but you see How did you feel about that win? How did feel about JJ coming back? um I loved the win, of course. It was... The only one I knew who predicted that they would win of the folks I talked to.
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um So it was thrilling who to have stood by them and have them pull it out. ah I noted that the JJ's war paint, I think, got everybody going a bit extra, maybe because didn't just daintily dab it on like,
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You know, like he was trying save it. Like there wasn't enough of it to go around next week or something. like He had that pain, Don. Thanks.
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Yeah. Maybe it's pretty interesting. Made me real happy. Anyway, moving forward, JJ. um
Kurt's Achievements and Interview
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Yeah. I mean, I guess we got him now. I feel bad about Cards and Weds. Got a guy.
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Yeah, got beat up there. Well, that's all the time we have, Kurt. That's been the Mjolnir Minute.
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Kurt, the main reason we have you here, and we're so glad to have you back after last season, um we're really glad that you took home some awards last season. I think you won two awards. Do remember that? I did.
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that I did win them. um you You earned them, actually. and It's not just a raffle. You earned them with your efforts. But we're not here to talk about that either. No.
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We're just here to run run you through the same five or six questions that we're asking everybody this year. That's right. This segment is known lovingly as
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Yeah. Yeah. You like that. Okay, Kurt. So the first question that we have for you is what is your Chipotle order?
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I get a burrito bowl with white rice and black beans, chicken. ah go for medium salsa de de gallo, sour cream,
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Corn salsa. That'll do. Thank you.
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Okay. um Do you like to order it online or in person? I only do in person ordering. um I find it... Correct. correct Correct. Correct.
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usually i go for lunch show like ten thirty or eleven and I never have a line. That's smart. That's smart.
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um What is your favorite hobby with your significant other besides the obvious? yeah The obvious one being, of course, babysitting, which we're really into it.
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We like board games. We like puzzle games. Word games especially. We used to play more like Scrabble, ah Boggle, ah Bananagrams.
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ah She's better at word games. So we play the word games. yeah
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we don't We don't play chess together. say But that I would say, yeah, that and shows. I suppose lately we've done more shows. Lately we've been watching murder Only Murders in the Building.
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We're going to kick off season three of Foundation soon. We're probably going to get Netflix again just to watch Stranger Things again because we had book that show years ago.
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But board game and so one or the other, would you be going with board games or the shows? It'd be board games. Board games. Board games. All right. I'm going to have to check the score on that one. correct wrap Correct.
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Correct. co Correct. Oh, yeah. Okay. This one's harder. Well, it could be harder. here i don't know. What's your mile time today?
Kurt's Personal Tidbits
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And if you trained for a month.
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Yeah, I thought about this one and I came up with 10 minutes if I did it today and probably also 10 minutes if I did it a month from today because back when I was really into running, the treadmill only went at six miles an hour.
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Ah, so it locked you in 10 minutes. What's that? It locked you in at 10 minutes. Yeah, they were all 10-minute miles, you see.
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That's just like autopilot speed now. like if The difference would be I'd be struggling if I did it now, whereas I wouldn't be I did it for a while.
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Sure. so So the treadmill like only went six miles six miles an hour, or that was its maximum? That was its maximum speed, yeah Because think about that. That would be kind of a problem. You could go a lot. It only went six miles an hour.
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we're from zero to six in one second. the but okay One step and you're at six miles an hour? Yeah, run I don't know. That would hurt, I think.
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I don't think I would keep up with that one. Okay, that makes sense. I mean hence i like the logic. Correct. Correct. Correct. yeah
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I'm so glad they got that right. I'm really trying to win that car, guys. I know. I know. ah We're keeping track, too. Don't worry. um What is a TV show you bailed on after at least one season?
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When and why? This is a hard one, Kurt. There's a lot of elements to this question. I know. and know. um I think the one that was most pertinent to me was the show Once, which was based on like fairy tales, but it had you know real-life actors.
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And we were into this show. We watched, I think it was three seasons. I think it was in the fourth season that we abandoned it. I think it went on to have like seven seasons or something.
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But we walked away from this show ah little after halfway in. um Because it wasn't doing it for us anymore.
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ah We thought they had a great end to season two and then kind of limped through three and then we didn't pursue anything else.
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Also... um One that I left behind that I would like to catch up with would be Cobra Kai. And I could do that if we do renew the Netflix.
00:25:15
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ah yeah you You don't have to subscribe to YouTube Red anymore. no hey they they ah
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they got bought by Netflix. way Yeah. Yeah. i think YouTube Red. Remember that? Wow. was good times. If it wasn't for YouTube Red, we might not have had one of the greatest shows of the 21st century.
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Cobra Kai. That's right. Yep. Yeah. You missed, you missed Kurt say that that was one he would like to pick back up. No, I heard him. Okay. His show that he quit is, uh,
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Once. Once. and He did watch it for three seasons. So it didn't keep its namesake, but he quit it after three seasons. I think for pretty logical reasons. Correct.
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um Correct. Correct. Do you go loofah, washcloth, hands, plastic scrubby thing, or other?
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Hands. Hands. And soap. Okay. Is soap under the other category? and um i think I think it's implied that it would be any of these things with soap.
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Yeah. um I would just say hands. Hands. Yeah. have you Have you ever thought of or tried the other methods or just always been a hands? I don't think I would like the idea... ah of a cloth that keeps stagnant water in it.
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For extended periods of time. Right. Wow.
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Yeah. My, my wife's pretty against that too. Okay. She, ah she thinks that the washcloth is, Suboptimal for that reason. Yeah.
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We have like 40 washcloths. I say just use a new one every time. You know, you don't have to use the same washcloth for a week. But, you know.
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Right. But I agree. hands Hands works. Correct. breath Correct. Correct. We have one more question here. um And this question it has gummed a few people up.
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I know. An unpopular opinion, something you like that no one else does or vice versa, preferably relating to pop culture. Well, I was just telling Jeff before the show that I like my MetaQuest 3 gaming system, which seems unpopular, you know, to say.
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so that's one thing. Also, i think competitive fencing should be a sport.
00:28:22
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Isn't it a sport? Yeah, how do you define that? Yeah, like how how is it? Like tennis. You know how you have star tennis players? There should be star sword fighters too who fight duels.
00:28:36
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So like not like the Olympics? Not like that? It should be a different body. you know different But like fencing in the Olympics, yeah that's not what you're talking about. oh No, that's not good enough for me.
00:28:50
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Okay. So you're like swords to the death kind of fighting or? ah no, not to the death. Just competitive somehow. Okay. So I think you got to pick one of these two opinions.
00:29:05
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Do you want to go with the meta quest is good or, you know, are you trying to roll them in together? Like you could meta quest fence people.
00:29:14
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competitive MetaQuest sword fighting should be it. Yeah. um Yeah, and I think, you know, I think the problem with it is that, like we talked about earlier, the MetaQuest is really expensive and it's owned by Meta.
00:29:31
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I know. But I did see Andy's judgment, so... No, you're not!
00:29:39
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Yeah, no, you're not! I've only heard good things about the MetaQuest 3. Kurt, so, um, pretty popular, dude. Whoa, Andy's coming with a different ah different take on the meta quest, that it's good and popular.
00:29:54
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Ugh. Damn it. No, no, no, no, no. I guess I got that one wrong. Hey, can I, can I get the car? We're gonna have to see about the car.
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Can, uh,
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Can we go back to this show? What is the show once? I looked up once. Is it a Disney show? About cheerleading? no, no, no no no hard It starred one of the actresses in House.
00:30:30
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It was one of the three doctors under Greg House. It's once upon a time, not once. Well, Jeff, I think... I don't know. I think we've got to put that point under review.
00:30:45
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but Why are we reviewing that one? He quit watching the show. He quit finishing the title of the show, Jeff. Oh, ah because he he quit in the title.
00:30:58
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He didn't get to the second word in the title of the show. Right, yes. A four-word show, and he went with one. That was one. Okay, so I think, Kurt, going to have to put a picture ah in the Discord of the show.
00:31:16
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Not as a file that people have to download. yeah Yeah. Okay. If you want to salvage this point. Otherwise, we're going to come back in a year and we're going to resend the point. Okay.
00:31:30
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You don't have to do it now. You don't have to do it now. mur were i learning We're actually... i We're in extra time. We're in extra time. how How many minutes of extra time do we have, Jeffrey? Let me count them out.
00:31:51
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That's six minutes of extra time. Wow. Kurt, everything that you wish you would have said for the first 32 minutes, we got six minutes to work it all in.
00:32:02
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Okay? So, welcome to extra time. Oh, yeah. like Stoppage time, you know? Yep, but extra.
00:32:13
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Yeah, so we'll go back in. You know, we should have... Soapy hands. We should have soapy hands. We should sword fight to the death in virtual space.
00:32:27
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Yeah. The other game you we were talking about earlier I think is cooler, to be honest. The you know physics game that you could do anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The reality game where you could do anything.
00:32:39
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Yeah, so imagine I could just conjure a sphere and I can make it bounce off the floor like a big ball or I can make it loop around me like it was a planet and I'm the sun.
00:32:53
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ah Sure. and know anything Would people have to have like real gravity? Like would real human world rules apply or could they fly? um I think in your space, you should be able to do whatever you want to do. um But in a competitive fencing game.
00:33:11
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Oh, right. Are you talking about like you have to use real world physics? Professional competitive fencing game, yeah. Yeah, I think that you'd be on one of those like hamster wheel, hamster wheels that Andy and I have talked about.
00:33:23
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360 treadmills, right? That's right, yeah. Would it go six miles an hour? And you would you would duel to the death there.
00:33:35
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Okay.
00:33:39
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Congratulations, everyone. That's been this week's episode of... last Kurt, this season in Yahoo Fantasy Football, ah they've they've started highlighting a Matchup of the Week.
00:33:54
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You might have noticed some activity on a new Discord channel by the same name. We've decided to to really, really dig into that matchup and, you know, this and celebrate it,
Fantasy Matchup and Guest Curse Discussion
00:34:08
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pick it apart, um you know, give shit, take shit. You know, it's there's a lot of shit being thrown around just like the Thursday Night Football channel used to be.
00:34:19
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But this past week it was... Just a quick note for you, Andy. Kurt's phone is at 20% of battery, so we do need to go quick. Thank you. Thank you. We also have only about three minutes of stoppage time remaining.
00:34:33
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Yeah. So I think ah it'll be a race, right? If he goes through 20% in three minutes, that's bad. It's time for a new phone. Yeah. so So continuing the tradition of featuring the highest profile matchup, this one was easy.
00:34:51
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Thunk was number one team. Ray was the number two. Right. And, uh, you know, LCD, what's his, what's his name again? LCD sound system.
00:35:04
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Right. And, and it was, uh, Cameron's first week and not in first going into the week. Yeah. Or I'm sorry. Uh, Ray Finkel.
00:35:16
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Ray Finkel. Yeah. Uh, well, long story short, everybody knows how this played out. Cameron lost, um, Pretty bad. Waldo. Waldo.
00:35:28
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Demoralizing. Where's Waldo? The answer was in the ship. Not in the first place. no now So the the curse is continuing there.
00:35:39
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Kurt, Kamen has not won since he's been on the show. um i Neither has Brian. Neither is Brian's. Cool.
00:35:51
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Not good. Not good, Brian. Not good. So, Kurt, I'm sorry. to You know, I hope you're back next or whenever you're back. I just want you to know that the curse starts now. So, you know, you're probably not going to win when you whenever it is you come back.
00:36:05
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No, but I won't lose either. That's right. So looking forward, um the Game of the Week preview, we got um number three, Brian, versus number four, Ekum.
00:36:19
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who Both of them, Kurt, are six and three. So it's pretty compelling, right? i want to go so I'm going to go with the hillbilly with the stick shooter down there because...
00:36:34
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But there's Yahoo, the Yahoo ranch that he's got. That's wrong. Wow. Brian with the, with the commercial and the, what's it, what's his company then he called? His new company?
00:36:47
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Uh, commercial again. Yeah, we'd have to listen. That's a long one. Maybe we should put the transcript in the, in the show notes. We'll see. Uh, yeah, probably Kurt, you know, he converses Brian. Your pick is Brian. Um,
00:37:02
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it's It's hard to pick against him, but I really want this curse to to be taken seriously, so I'm going to pick Ikom. type so Jeff?
00:37:12
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Eakam's been putting up numbers. He has. He's, you know, he's been, ah he had 150 piece last week, Kurt. that's That's crazy.
00:37:25
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That's a lot of points. A lot of points. lot of points. Eakam scores the points. So, Jeff, who's your pick? Eakam. Eakam.
00:37:36
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All right. You heard it here first. Oh, crap. We got about 24 more seconds. Hey, Big Spender goes to to Maxa for Taz Johnson. um Worst manager. Four managers have two losses they could have won with an optimized lineup.
00:37:50
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But Ekum has the edge because he could have won one of those even if his opponent had optimized. so We got week nine, and the best players. What? Kevin is three. He does?
00:38:02
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Yeah. Week two. Join us next time for the thrilling conclusion of andy and Jeff arguing over who has...