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Ep. 10 Inferiority Complex - Bellum Draconis
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Nyx's trial continues, will he succeed?
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Intro written and produced by Joseph McDade
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Transcript
Introduction and Character Setup
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That's fucking pants. I'm changing religion
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Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to this week's episode of the Fellowship of the Tabletop, Bellum Draconis. We are a live play 5e D&D podcast set in the magical home-brewed world of Eryth in the Kingdom of Sleekard. My name is Mark and I am a Dungeon Master and also with us for this week's episode we have Callum who plays the Warforged Artificer Alpha. Hello adventurers. We've got Will who plays the human cleric Emron.
Darren's Absence and Humorous Banter
00:00:56
Speaker
Hello, inventors. Danny, who plays the half-orc monk Marota Broken Tusk. Bonjour. And we have Ian, who plays the Tiefling Warlock, Nyx Corral. Hello, inventors. Unfortunately, I am still locked in Darren's sex dungeon as I was last week. I'm still there. He's feeding me through a catheter. Wait, no. What? What? What's the catheter? Oh, no, the wrong way. That's the Nyx thing, man.
00:01:20
Speaker
Ivy, that's what I meant. It's other chains chafing now. Well, no, you kind of get used to the skin starts to callus after a while. I've got really, I've got really strong skin around my neck. He's got a lovely listening to these back.
00:01:42
Speaker
Well, this is a good test. This is a good test. If I get a text message going, what the fuck was that about? Then I'll know he's listening. But we've got to wait like, I mean, six episodes, whatever it is. For all you budding podcasters out there, simple tip, listen to the shit that you put out there.
00:02:01
Speaker
Yeah, again, similar to last week, guys, unfortunately, Darren couldn't be with us today. His bowls club had a tournament this evening and he's in the finals now and he really can't miss it. He's so into it. He likes handling big balls. Well, the problem was the grass was a little bit too long when they approached the lawn. So he had to go out and mow it down, get it to the right length. And he was quite particular about that. And then that kind of overshot everything, which also was a bowls reference, which he laughed about and told me later. So last week,
Recap of Previous Adventure
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He's at a bowls tournament. It will be finishing soon, but he just won't go on in time. Apologies for that. If you're waiting to listen to Reigns, he won't be joining us for this week bowls tournament, as I mentioned earlier.
00:02:42
Speaker
You should send him links of all the bowls stuff. If you go on Twitter, send him DMs about bowls. He'll love it. Send him lots of media. Absolutely. See him propose his face into bowls championships. I mean, the list is endless, I think, as you could do, really. It's lots of fun. Anyway, whoa, where are we? What are we doing, man? Well, to answer to all those questions, you should know the answer's listeners. You listened last week. But for a quick recap, we're going to head over to our now world famous chronicler, Danny.
00:03:09
Speaker
In the last few pages of our adventure, the party spoke with Orla, the monster hunter they saved from the skulk in the basement. After exchanging information, Orla offered the party ongoing work on, quote, larger monster hunting contracts. But before detailing specifics of the reward for her safe return, the party were somewhat transported to a different space. Orla and Rains are nowhere to be seen.
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Nyx, Emron, Alpha, and Marota find themselves in a corridor of stone walls, but fresh grass on the floor.
Goblin Ambush and Battle Preparation
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After a few moments, a figure appears, an elderly human who identifies himself as Theolite, who tells the party they are in his patron's test.
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Unsure why this was so, Thalite revealed that Nyx was offered a path to power by a prisoner on his ship, the Esmeralda. The cost of entry, however, was the inscription of a series of runes on the deck of his ship. Blood magic.
00:04:13
Speaker
Nyx understood not the repercussions of this inscription until now. Theolite asks the party to proceed through his maze, while Nyx's actions are scrutinised by this mysterious master of the elderly man. The first door the party opens could turn out to be their last, as they are ambushed by a vomit of goblins.
00:04:37
Speaker
I love it. I love it. Oh, GG. And that, listeners, is the new collective noun for a group of goblins. Indeed. You're muted, Mark. You're so muted. You are absolutely muted. I even like, I even like yaid after the end of that as well. That was lovely, Danny. Thank you. And I love vomit of goblins. I know it was my idea of anyone.
00:04:59
Speaker
It wasn't mine, it was Will's. We had a whole chat about collective nouns before this. It was a very nerdy conversation for a nerdy podcast. So, and we find ourselves as Danny so eloquently put in a throne room with these two large kind of, what are they even called when they're like fancy coffins on show? Star coffer guy. Star coffer guy, but less Egyptian, more
00:05:19
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or Aragon when he gets put on the thingy and he's like to the end of time and you'll watch him died and she gets really sad and he's there holding the sword still a carved coffin
00:05:33
Speaker
Carved coffin. Okay, fine. We'll do carved coffins. The definition of a star of definition of a sarcophagus is a stone coffin. So actually, even though it's even though it's sometimes associated with the Egyptians, I think it it does, you know, Roman sarcophagus. And yes. But actually, if you go back to pre fucking hell, to goblin times, to a vomit on goblins comes from the Greek sarx, meaning flesh.
00:06:00
Speaker
I have an actually really useless fact about a word I learned the other day. The pupil of your eye, right, it comes from Latin, something like pupillus or something like pupilla or something like that, which basically means tiny doll. And the reason it's that is because when you look into someone's pupil, you can see yourself in a tiny form.
00:06:20
Speaker
that's why it's called people anyway formative goblins dragons are not etymology anyway if you're interested in that the elements of eloquence by uh for something uh someone foresight jack foresight i don't know that'd be great to see you in etymologically no uh there's a good book on anyway so anyway uh away from that let's get on to killing some goblins or fighting some goblins we're in a throne room a large throne at the end we don't want to fight them we don't want to fight them cool okay uh the
00:06:50
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They all go away. No, tough.
Combat with Goblins: Strategies and Spells
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One of the big, the slightly larger gobo at the back of the vomit of goblins just went, get him. And that's where we left it off. We're going to roll straight into initiative. If you remember, Nix has been paralyzed and it's being dragged along by Morota. Alpha is stood behind Emeron. Morota and Emeron are at the front of this doorway looking into this large room with these four goblins around them. And Nix is still paralyzed. Please may I ask that.
00:07:21
Speaker
Everyone rolls initiative, except Nick's, obviously, because you're paralyzed. In my quest as well, this is bullshit. I know, it's hilarious. Why didn't I survive him? You chose to slap. I forgot. You slapped the man. It's the very next thing to do. It is. It was the very next thing to do. I know, right.
00:07:42
Speaker
oh god this is horrific this is great oh my god why am i at the front oh this is going to be a lot of fun right so uh what have we got we've got we've got wow that's low alpha at the top of the round with nine
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Speaker
Thank you, love that to you. We've then got Morota, or Morotug, Morotar, what do we call you again? Morusha. Morusha, I think, is it? Morusha. We've got the goblins and then we've got Em, Moron, leading up the rear. Minus one initiative, you still did all right with the three.
00:08:22
Speaker
This is better than a one, I guess. Okay, Alpha. One would be the minimum. I know. No, could you get a zero? No, you can't. It's just, I think it's just one. But I mean, I mean, I like the fact that goblins haven't gone first. So, you know, you're all this shit as well, mate. Oh, yeah, I rolled a four. It wasn't particularly good. Okay, so, Alpha, you're at the top of the round. You're stood behind M1 and Morota. There's four goblins in the space, two directly in front of you, one to the north, one to the south. What do you want to do?
00:08:53
Speaker
Alpha in his normal calm collective kind of manner is just going to turn and say, hmm, a vomit of goblins appears to be approaching us. They've not actually done anything attacking yet. He answered, obviously, the threat of get him. So what I'm actually going to do, I am going to cast fairy fire in the middle of this room, which is basically a 20 foot square radius. So obviously, if I'm doing it from
00:09:20
Speaker
You know they don't get affected by it once they leave it, yeah? Yeah. Okay. He didn't. Yeah. No, he didn't know that. Okay, so it's a dexterity check, isn't it? How big is it, Calum? It's a 20-foot cube. It was at 20-foot radius up to 20-foot by 20-foot.
00:09:42
Speaker
It would say, so I think it's 20 foot cube. I imagine that it would be 20 foot wide. It's going to be focused on the central two. The one I'm more interested in is one that seems to be a little bit armed. A bit more senior. Okay, what's the dexterity saving throw?
00:10:04
Speaker
The first one, the front guy rolled a 9, and the back one rolled a 19. Oh, bastard. I didn't get the one I wanted. The one at the front is starting to glow. Basically, Alfred's kind of took his pistol, aimed it up in the air, shot off. You see the pulse emanate from his chest, go down his arm into the pistol, this little glimmer, and it just shoots out of his pistol, and it kind of explodes above the goblins. You see this, like, glitter bomb of, uh, organic energy drop down.
00:10:33
Speaker
Very nice. And he starts to glow a lovely plutonium yellow. Isn't that not like a paint from 40K? If not, it should be plutonium. No, it's not. Plutonium yellow. Right. Thank you very much, Alpha, for that turn. Morota, your turn. You're currently dragging Nix and carrying him along. What would you like to do? I'm just going to leave him there and I will step into the room.
00:10:59
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just to the edge of that fairy fire line. So these like, I imagine it's like fireflies that just sort of make a space, having caught in that in the cellar last time, I know not to enter it. And then I'm just gonna take out the whip. I'm just gonna give a strike with the whip on the one that is illuminated, if you'll allow me the advantage on it, Mark, for that. Absolutely, yep, yep, yep.
00:11:26
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I have just looked it up, even if they leave the cube, they're still affected. Thank you. I just checked. If someone enters the cube, they then do the check, don't they? It's any creature when the spell is cast is also outlined in light. Cool. It's 23 to hit. Yeah, that hits. That's four points of damage.
00:11:54
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on the illuminated individual. And then I am going to, with my bonus action, I'm going to enter patient defense. Oh, patient defense. Nice. Very nice. So the whip goes, hits across and catches like a, like a towel whip, I imagine, but across the neck as well, causing a laceration to appear along, along the kind of clavicle and neck of this goblin.
00:12:22
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as it responds badly, trying to get its shorts all up in time to bash the whip away, but misses horrifically. It is now their turn. The Illuminated Goblin is going to step first towards you, Marota, and it's going to roll a dashing hit against you, and it's going to make an incredible turn against your armor class. Misses. It says,
00:12:51
Speaker
Another one, the northern one is going to sprint towards the doorway and is going to swing down diagonally at Emron, basically blocking the doorway between him and Emron. And he's going to roll to hit you. Ah man, that's slightly better. That's a 13 against your armor class. That misses. Oh man. Okay. Okay. What would, what would my goblins do?
00:13:14
Speaker
We're going to move to the other side of Morota here to give ourselves some hadvantage. But it's regular role because I'm dodging. Thank you. Man, 13 again. Miss. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. The goblin that was illuminated is then going to take his bonus action of a disengage and move five, 10.
00:13:40
Speaker
15 feet and hide behind the pillar there. The one behind you, Morota, is also going to take the disengage bonus action and move to the southern courtner near the door. Bonus action, sorry. The last one that's just taking a swing at you, everyone, is going to do the same, but he's moved five to 15, 20. Five.
00:14:02
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10 feet, it's gonna back up, it'll come in here, disengage using the, I think it's Wiley or Nimble, I think Nimble, I think it is, and then back away. The final chat is the bigger one, and he's gonna step forward towards Umarosa. He's only about a foot taller than the others, and he's gonna swing down to hit Yasen. Oh man, I'm rolling like shit.
00:14:27
Speaker
Good. 12. Miss. He gets multi-attack. He rolls again. Disadvantage on all of them, though. Disadvantage. Oh, apologies. Of course, patient defense. I'm so sorry. Well, it's not like I've been anywhere near hitting. That was a two or a 14. You'll say the two. That's a seven. Miss. And he misses that as well. He's then going to... ...uses bonus action. He's got a bonus action. And scream, get in here!
00:14:56
Speaker
And from the coffin to the north, the female coffin, the lid shifts and another goblin appears and crawls out. And then looks towards. From the coffin. Yes, from the coffin. Oh my God, we're in a thriller video.
00:15:19
Speaker
Does it look alive? Yes, it looks alive. It doesn't look like it's crawled out like doing the Thriller Dance. It looks like it's... It's in my head. It's weird. The stone of the pillars don't match the stone of the coffins. The pattern on the throne doesn't match the design on the pillars. The plinths and the windows and the candelabras don't match the suits of armour that stand on the other side of the door you entered.
00:15:46
Speaker
In the corner of the room there is an upturned ship hull. Nothing makes sense. This is pieced together sections of different worlds or realms almost, if you will. It doesn't seem to make sense. You could imagine there's a ladder down there to a little goblin camp. That's the feeling I'm going for.
00:16:06
Speaker
Sorry, not clarifying that, but yes, fully alive. Looks like the other goblins exactly the same, but just another one's slopped out. Cool. That is all the goblin terms. Emron, your turn. What would you like to do? Okay. Emron will look over his shoulder to Alpha and say, Alpha, you take the one on the right. I'm going left. And Emron will move to here.
00:16:30
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And I will, bringing the hammer up, swing towards the goblin and say, let me show you how it's done. Nice, roll to hit.
Strategic Moves and Alpha's Pistol
00:16:46
Speaker
Or not. That's a five to hit. Oh, no, that misses. And that's it. That's all I can do.
00:16:58
Speaker
Okay. Okay. Okay. Thanks. I got, I got, I got nothing. Cool. This is good. This bodes well for, um, someone alpha your turn. You've just seen friends go over. Everyone go in and miss one of your father's miss. Morota is in league with the, uh, fighting the slightly larger goblin in the middle of the area. There's two to the north, one to the south. And obviously everyone's just shy to something to you. What do you want to do?
00:17:24
Speaker
Al was going to nod to Emron just as he walks away. Al was going to move forward probably about 10 odd feet to kind of put himself just on the inside of this room so he can shoot one side of the door just to get a clear shot on the orc that Emron told him to shoot at. But I am keeping Nyx in my sight line just out the corner of my eye and I will obviously shout out to
00:17:53
Speaker
the room in general, I will remain near Nyx for safety. And as he does that, I'm going to withdraw my pistol. Well, I've already got my pistol up. With that, I'm going to raise my pistol and I'm going to take a shot at the Goblin to the south. All right. Roll to hit. Do better than me. When he won. 21. That hits.
00:18:21
Speaker
for six points of piercing damage. Ooh, nice. This shock, I'm stabbing him right through like the top of his chest and he's like, it's still standing, but it is like staggering back against the walls, blood starts to like pour out of this wound as it tries to cover it with its hand, still the short sword free in his other hand and his other arm now covering the wound as it starts to stagger backwards, still up. Anything else you want to do?
00:18:48
Speaker
Nope, nope, that's it. I've got everything I can. Lovely, lovely, lovely. We move over to Morota now. You've just had this crack gunshot fire off behind you at Morota and this larger goblin stood in front of you. What do you want to do? And this goblin that's emerged out of the...
00:19:07
Speaker
sarcophagi to the north correct yeah okay so sort of with a flourish i'm going to throw the whip from one hand to the other and i'm going to whip the whip northward over the sarcophagus and i'm going to attempt to grapple the one that's outnumbering emeron on the north side to attempt to stop it from moving
00:19:29
Speaker
Nice, okay, is that enough contested athletics or? It's just a weapon attack on our DM did permit me conversation. Absolutely. 14. Yeah, it hits. Okay, so the thing is grappled. Foregoing damage, but it's grappled, its speed is zero. Nice.
00:19:52
Speaker
and then whilst with one arm sort of over the Sokovki, Sokovagai grappling the one that's approaching Emron, I'm just gonna bonus action boot into the gut the big fella in front of me. Okay, roll to hit. 12. Ah, that misses.
00:20:15
Speaker
That's my turn. Okay, so you roll that in and just try that final hit in him, but he just brings the shield up at the last minute and just bounces off. It's on target, but just unfortunately doesn't make contact in a meaningful way. It's the goblin's turn. So the goblin to the north is stuck. It cannot move because it is grappled by yourself. The one to the south is gonna move with half movement because he is effed up. He's gonna try and make his way towards alpha.
00:20:44
Speaker
which he does just about, 30 feet of movement, I've cut him to 15, he gets close enough to alpha. There's one already in contact with Emron and our glowing friend is going to
00:21:01
Speaker
He's going to move up alongside his chieftain, if you will. And he's going to try and break the grapple by snapping the whip. He's going to swing at the whip to try and break it. I've no idea how this is going to work. If it does, oh, would you look at that classic? It's a two. So that is a six.
00:21:23
Speaker
hit the whip which even I know doesn't have an AC particularly but I don't imagine that would be anyone near it. So he wastes his turn doing that. Alpha, the one that you're up against that's moved in that you've shot that's not looking good. He's going to swing at you.
00:21:39
Speaker
That's an 8 against your armor class. That misses. Can I envision that he just punches me anyway and just kind of hits the hard armor of my body? Well I'm thinking like your head maybe ducks down to like refill your, or like just check your gun for a second and the sword just cuts above the top of your head.
00:21:57
Speaker
Okay. Fair enough. That's the way I imagine it. Almost like on the boat from the prologue. Yeah, that's fine. I'm just distracted while I'm trying to put more magical energy into the pistol. Yeah, exactly. We'll just blow in the dust out of it, maybe. And, everyone, finally, the one that's in contact with you is going to roll, finally, a unnatural 20.
00:22:18
Speaker
You're going to take three points of slashing damage with this kind of short sword stabbing down, somehow making its way through your armor.
00:22:28
Speaker
It's like that, you bastard. It says to you some reason it's Australian. And what's going to happen, the one that's injured against you, Alpha is going to use his bonus action to disengage. And it can't move though, because it's out of movement. So it's not going to do that. And the one up against you, everyone is going to do it though. It's going to move.
00:22:51
Speaker
30 feet is going to hide behind the pillar behind his kind of faction leader and behind our glowing chum. And that is going to be all they can really do. The chaps in the center of the kind of war chieftain is going to roll to hit you, Marota. You haven't got patient defense active anymore, have you? That is a eight to hit you. Miss. Fucking hell. And...
00:23:16
Speaker
13 to hit you. Miss. I've literally rolled two, four, or nine. Repeat it. Change your dice, mate. No, don't. No, don't. Keep at it. Yeah, it's fine. It's good. I can't really read this one. I'm too blind. No, whatever. I'll go. Ooh, that was a four again. Well, this is not boding well for me. You lucky devils could have killed you by now. Fuck. Okay, that's the end of the gobos, the vomit of goblins, which continue to vomit forth more goblins, which is always fun. That is the end of that. No, it's not because he's going to shout again.
00:23:48
Speaker
Get out of here! And another goblin is going to come out of the sarcophagi to the north. Question. Is this the sarcophagi that's laying down? Yes. If it's got a taut whip over the front, how is that? No, no, sorry. It's slid off to the sides slightly and crawling out of there.
00:24:13
Speaker
Yeah, it's not kind of up and down, up and down. It's just slide off. The top is slid off and they are kind of crawling out of there. Right, that's the end of the Goblin Zone. Emron, your turn. What would you like to do?
00:24:25
Speaker
I actually hit something. Yes, please. I'm going to move. M1 sort of takes the hit, grunts, steals himself, and moves further north, trying to engage the two that have now crawled out of this Southgotha guy, hopefully preventing them from flanking Marota any further. I'm going to hit the one that's immediately south of me. Okay, the one that's currently held by Marota's whip. Cool. Yes.
00:24:55
Speaker
Do I get any bonuses for that? I think it just reduces the speed to zero. Yeah, it doesn't give you advantage. No, sorry. Oh well, right. It feels like it should though. No, technically I'm flanking because I'm using a 10 foot... Yes. So with advantage. So big two handed swings from Emeron. So that's a 17. Let's try for the crit. Yeah. Come on. Ah, no.
00:25:23
Speaker
okay and then 17 does hit pants damage minimum damage four points of bludgeoning damage from the hammer a literal one on a d10 which thuds into his shoulder and you hear crack a bone as the shoulder seems to almost pop out or in of joint it is his offhand shoulder however so he has got the ability to use his short sword and the other and you've done a good bit of damage to him though anything else you want to do and run
00:25:53
Speaker
No, that's it. I will look over towards Alpha and be like, Alpha, is Nyx looking like he's actually gonna do anything? Or he's gonna sit there with his thumb off his ass? Amazing. And Alpha, it is your turn now. Nyx is about 10 feet behind you, just for reference. Sat, kind of stood still, high five up, still not moving. Facing into the room, almost like he's waving at you as you fight the goblins. He's got like a happy expression on his face, but he's not moving as the fight continues within.
00:26:23
Speaker
Okay, Alfred is going to kind of turn to face Nix and then turn back towards Emron. His hand appears to be in the same elevated position as it was before. His thumb has not moved. And what I kind of envision is as he turns back to face Emron,
00:26:44
Speaker
He's kind of just got his hand out and he's actually just going to accidentally catch the goblin that's in front of him. So I'm just going to do like an unarmed strike against this goblin just as I'm turning back around to face him, Ron. Okay, yeah, roll to him. 16! That hits.
00:27:06
Speaker
And three points of bludgeoning damage. And he's dead. He's unconscious. He's on the floor as you accidentally swipe at this goblin, smoting him as he falls dead or unconscious or dead. Whatever. Unconscious. On the floor in front of you. Nice. Anything else you want to do? Alpha probably has no idea that he's done this. He's just kind of turned round and then he's seen him on the floor. And then that's it. That'll be the end of his turn. Nice. Thank you very much. Morota, your toe to toe with
00:27:35
Speaker
the kind of leader in front of you, you've got a glowing guy just off the top left corner, you've got your whip attached to an enemy, the emberon's fighting across the other side of the sarcophagus, this belching forth, this vomit of goblins, what do you want to do? I'm going to release the grapple, and I'm going to use the whip to strike the guy that keeps shouting, get over here, who's in front of me, and I'm going to go for a shove attack. Oh, nice. Isn't Shaq get over here? He's not a scorpion.
00:28:00
Speaker
Is it a scorpion? Yeah, it's close enough, I know what you mean. Yeah, go for it. 20. Nice, that's not a natty, is it? Not natural, no. Okay, yeah, cool, that hits. So he's prone. Oh, nice. And then I'm going to follow up with Flurry of Blows, so two strikes advantage on him. Go, Marota. My go, Rota.
00:28:29
Speaker
That is 15 on the first. That misses. Okay, trying again. For the crit. No, 21. 21 does hit.
00:28:46
Speaker
Okay, it's five points of bludgeon damage. And the guy's prone. Nice, he's prone. The first one just misses. Once you take him out, you won't expect him to fall and your punch goes overhead. And then as you realize where he is, and you lay down these two punches and you make contact with him causing a good bit of damage there. Well done. From his flawed position, though, he's going to look up at the goblin that's just been knocked down.
00:29:16
Speaker
I've totally stolen this, but he's just going to say, you'll die when I tell you so. And the goblin that's just fallen down stands back up again and looks towards you. Alpha doesn't look undead or anything. That was the last campaign. Um, but he's just gotten himself back up to his feet. And then he's going to take a swing at you, Morita. Go for it.
00:29:41
Speaker
Thank you, thanks for the advice. Not the advice, sorry, the encouragement. Didn't help though. 12. Miss. Boom, here we go. 23. Here.
00:29:53
Speaker
Four points of slashing damage as he gets himself up to his feet. Firstly, he's not gonna take any other movement. And then first swing he does as he tries to stand up, misses, then the axe comes down across and catches you across the shoulder, a little bit
Emron's Divine Strength and Critical Attack
00:30:07
Speaker
causing a little bit of blood to come out of your kind of front of your shoulder, your pectoral major if you want a location for it properly. That's the end of his go. The goblin that is currently
00:30:23
Speaker
Glowing is going to jump over the sarcophagi and turn to catch you, not at a flank, but just on your back, left shoulder, Marota, is going to roll to hit you. That is 15 against your armor class. Six points of slashing damage. And the one that you've attacked previously that was entangled is going to try and hit you with a 12.
00:30:52
Speaker
that misses and then the chat that's next to him is also going to try it you and that is even worse a seven that that hits actually no my ac is no no that misses okay uh they're gonna move into a second the one that's just stumbled to his feet is going to take another swing at alpha and that is a 17 against rama class
00:31:12
Speaker
no that hits three points of slashing damage finally comes striking down are you down no i'm not down would surprise me uh the goblin that's far behind is going to let's run away from everyone previously that's nearest the throne furthest from combat is going to do a big horseshoe circle round
00:31:31
Speaker
and is coming up to the southern flank towards where Alpha is, or the other side of Morota, either way, and they didn't get enough movement for that to go down. Please, may I ask, actually, we'll have Emron first, actually. Emron, your turn. You've got two goblins facing down. They both missed, but they're both bearing down on you. What would you like to do? Emron's suddenly gonna grip his hammer tightly, and he's gonna stare at the goblins, and he's gonna be,
00:32:01
Speaker
He's going to look up. Can we see a roof or is it just black void above us? It's a roof above you. About 15 feet above you is a roof. He's going to look up and then not really know. He's going to look and close his eyes for a moment.
00:32:21
Speaker
Help me finish this. And I'm going to move all the way around to go behind the boss man. So these two goblins will get attacks of opportunity.
00:32:34
Speaker
read motherfucker the first one was a 14 miss the second one is also a 14 fuck sake that's too tense back to back my god okay so as he took some of these goblins he sort of picks up a jog and as he swings around the pillar he sort of brings his hammer and i'm going to cast searing smite as i do so as my hammer lights up
00:32:57
Speaker
And then with advantage, I'm gonna be smacking the boss. What you notice as you move round is you say that quiet prayer to a leader. Something strange happens to the entire kind of reality around you. It just flickers for a second, flickers for a second as you move yourself round. Roll to hip. Okay. Thanks for the advantage. That's nine. Yeah, that wouldn't do particularly well.
00:33:28
Speaker
Oh my god, I'm with searing smile. Oh, wow. Okay, cool. So let's let's roll the damage. Nice big two handed swing. So those numbers. So how do you work it out? So good luck. It's
00:33:56
Speaker
It's five points of bludgeoning damage. Seven for the crit. Then seven points of crit damage. Is he still alive? Yeah, I'll keep doing the rest. And then it's because it also doubles the searing smite. It is
00:34:18
Speaker
six points of fire damage. Does that get doubled as well? No, I've already rolled 2d6 for that. Okay, lovely. 18 points of damage in total. Nice. As the flames strike almost like a hammer striking some blazing metal in a forge, the hammer sparks and then the goblin also is engulfed in flames.
00:34:41
Speaker
The, as you hit the back of the creature's head, the, you split the helmet clean off, just falls apart as a searing, blinding, like breaks through and echoes around the space. He's on fire as well as he liked it. Like the other guy. Cool. Okay. Well, maybe not cool, but you know, that's, that's, that's what you got to do when you're the lady. You've got to have a bit of fire every now and then. He will, he will take down, he'll need to make a save and then, um,
00:35:04
Speaker
and then otherwise he will take a fire damage at the start of his turn. Before he does anything, he has to make a save and then otherwise he'll keep burning or unless someone, if he or someone within him uses their action to power up the flames, then it's different. Okay, no problem. All right, that's, anything else you want to do? That's an awesome turn though, Emron. No, and then as he does, he goes, stop this at once.
00:35:31
Speaker
Nice. Alpha, top of the round, your turn. Anything you want to do? This goblin has just gotten back up by the command of the leader. Yep, Alpha's just going to look over at the leader who's given this command. He's going to look back down to the goblin that's just come up and says,
00:35:49
Speaker
No, I tell you when you can get down. And it's like this performance thing. He realizes that in some of the adventure books that he's kind of heard, they've always got this witty repartee or a quick pun or something like this. And this is what he can come up with just based off what has been given. And he's just going to aim the pistol down and shoot point blank at the goblin. Nice. All right. Roll to hit. Disadvantage. Yes, with disadvantage. I rolled a war of 19 on the first one. Yeah. Well, again.
00:36:18
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Not the second one. Amazing. That hits. Come on. Good damage. Good damage.
00:36:27
Speaker
12 points of damage. I mean, dude, he had one hit point left. I don't care. This is glorious. You blow his head off and literally it's like what you've read in the books of like a heroic moment and his head disappears. There's no way in hell. Well, maybe in hell, but there's no way he's coming back from that. Nice. Anything else you want to do, Emron? That's right, Emron. Alpha.
00:36:51
Speaker
Um, yeah, I'm just going to move down into the room a little bit more. I've still got nicks just behind me and I keep every, every now and then I'll turn around and just make sure he's still fine. And we're just putting myself in a position to, um, take on some more goblins. Nice. Uh, Morita, your turn. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I have this thing I want to do in my head.
00:37:11
Speaker
You know in Shrek number one, where Fiona... That classic D&D film. That's a great start. Absolutely. Where Fiona's beating the shit out of Robin Hood and the Merry Men. Oh, Merry Men. She does the bit from The Matrix where she jumps up and kicks two people in two directions.
00:37:29
Speaker
I want to do that, please. I want to jump up, and I want to kick the boss that I'm getting advantage with from Emron's positioning, and then the one who's still illuminated by the effects of Fairy Fire behind me. So just sort of jump, and then Matrix-style too, to extending kicks, please. So for Flavour, we're doing this as a fun little extended kick. In reality, is this just attack one, bonus attack? Yes, yes. Gotcha. Yes, that's it, exactly. Gotcha.
00:37:58
Speaker
Cool. All right. Yeah, cool. Absolutely fine. I love the image of it. Right. So the kick on the boss then is... I steal from the rich and give to the needy. Takes a wee percentage, but I'm not greedy. I like greedy. I risk you pretty damsels. Man, I'm good. 19 to hit. Yes, that hits. Okay.
00:38:23
Speaker
Three points bludgeoning damage on the boss. What he's saying is he likes to get paid. Well, I never realized for quite a while that there's a play on words there because it's obviously laid. I didn't get that until literally like last year. I'm an old man now. Show us how innocent I am of mine. Sorry, Danny, your mid-awesome Fiona kick, your one kick out to the boss has been successful, three points damage. Do you want to roll up for the illuminated dude? Yes. Sorry, I wouldn't introduce Shrek if I didn't expect this to talk about Shrek for a few minutes.
00:38:52
Speaker
I mean, you could have said like Trinity from Matrix. I know, I know. But only an eight for the illuminated one. Unfortunately, that is a good enough and that does miss. Sounds my turn. I'm going to risk it for a biscuit. No, I'm not. I'll stay there. I'm good. Okay. Goblin's turn.
00:39:17
Speaker
So a few things happen, firstly, he's gonna shout out, get in here! No, he needs to make a consave. Oh, he does need to make a consave, thank you. Anything. Sixteen. That passes, the flames go out. Oh, he gets out and he just stands slowly up, wielding his axe and shields, smoking now off his kind of wolfsking hide by the looks of things he's got on his back and the pauldrons, the black pauldrons on his shoulders as he just screams out, yet again, get in here!
00:39:45
Speaker
and another goblin appears from out of the sarcophagi. He's going to jump to the side there, all lined up nice and neatly, all three of them, which is lovely. I know it'd be lovely then. He's then not going, he's just going to, his axe and shield is going to come down slightly and he's going to just look over his shoulder towards you, Emron, and he's just going to shout out, focus fire! And they're all going to get,
00:40:14
Speaker
a free shot at movement without attacks of opportunity, not that many of them would have to, to move towards a certain location, and they're going to move around Emron. Bring it, bitch. So four of them are now engulfing you with the captain on one side, the glowing dude is going to stay where he is, they don't trigger a tax opportunity even if they
00:40:38
Speaker
Needed to, and they're all gonna have a shot at you to everyone to begin with, because this is not going the way he wants it to go. And we're gonna go from the top a kind of clockwise round. So the 12 o'clock one, that's an 18 against your armor class. That hits. Five points of slashing damage. 11. Misses. Natural one. Misses. Wait, two natural ones. Always gonna hit himself. Three points of damage.
00:41:04
Speaker
The second guy that rolled to hit you rolled a one and then another natural one off the back of that. He wasn't going to attack himself. He's going to swing at you and you're going to deflect the hit. He's also going to hit the guy next to him. He's going to do three points of damage. The dude next to him only had three points of damage left.
00:41:20
Speaker
So he catches Nixx's neck and he just... He starts bleeding out. I was going to say, I heard that wrong. I was like, wait, what? He starts bleeding out and he turns confused as he falls dead to the floor of the feets of his friend who killed him. The best friend, actually. 17 against Rama class, everyone. That hits. Three points of slashing damage on you this time. The captain, however... I'm still up.
00:41:46
Speaker
way the captain is going to swing against you marota because he's not keen on you 13 miss and the glowing one is going to take a swing at alpha 18 it's one point of slashing damage against you
00:42:06
Speaker
Could I ask everyone to take your headphones off, please? Except for Nix. Oh, shit. You've had your four turns. They've had their four turns. You are about to become unparalysed, Nix. Something, however, has come over you during that process as you watched this scene take place and your friends become overwhelmed by these goblins that are attacking. You hear
00:42:30
Speaker
a voice or a feeling or a knowledge or something enter into you. There is a power in you that's been put there very forcefully. It just enters in like, you've like, you catch a breath that you weren't expecting and you feel taller, you feel stronger, you feel better for it. None of your stats are improved at all, but you just feel better in yourself. And you have this feeling that if you needed to, you could do damage.
00:43:01
Speaker
you can hurt someone from a distance. And that innately is in you. You don't know how you know that or why you know that, but it's just there, like in the dream when you just know something happens, you have that feeling. In a meta sense, you've just kind of been given Eldritch Blast. Yeah, buddy. You know how the Eldritch Blast, okay? And you're about to jump in after the Goblins before Emron. It's your turn in the initiative order. Okay? Okay. All right. Yay.
00:43:31
Speaker
Nix, it's now your turn. You are now unparalyzed. Your hand comes down. It's your turn. You can see everything I've just been describing in front of you. What do you want to do? I can see everything. Nix closes his eyes and he grabs his eyes with his hands and he's rubbing the temples as he's feeling this kind of overwhelming sense of
00:43:54
Speaker
power and almost slow motion like he walks through the double doors to ACDC's back in black and he enters the room slow motion style but really he's just walking slowly and he as he walks in the two horns his teethly horns on his head start to glow purple as this kind of force starts to emanate
00:44:17
Speaker
from his horns, down his body as pure crackling energy courses down through his body. And then as he juts out one hand, flamboyantly, a small smile crosses his face as he shouts out, Eldred's blast! He's going to aim it at the leader next to Emron.
00:44:45
Speaker
in front of everyone you're probably gonna you're gonna hit marota in the back there if you do it i'm gonna hit marota in the back because i can't i can't control it it's going straight out of me oh my god does he have to roll literally i've walked into a room and i've just pushed my arm out in front of me there is a dude that's literally glowing in front of you
00:45:06
Speaker
It's going to be the first person. So, so Nix has just walked through the room and he's just going to jot his arm out straight in front of him and shout Eldridge Blast. He's not taking time to aim. He's just thought about where he wants to go, but he's aiming somewhere. He's just jotting his arm out. Where's it going to go? It's probably hit the glowing dude that's directly in front of you, 10 feet in front of you. Well, that's an 18 hit. Yes, it does. Then that glowing dude takes a full
00:45:31
Speaker
Three points of four damage. It's glowing, so you do get advantage. You can roll to hit again to see if you get a crit if you want. A 21, a dirty 21. Dirty 21. It still hits. We'll take the three points of damage. Three points of damage. Ignore the next roll. The shot fires into him as this... I mean, what does it look like when you fire Eldritch Blast? So it's purple energy that courses from his horns, down his body, and then as he juts out his hand, this crackling kind of...
00:46:02
Speaker
pulses out and it's this purple kind of electricity that starts to charge around the air and then this purple force kind of just hits him squarely in his chest and this purple almost it kind of emanates from the enemy that Nick just hit and purple just kind of cracks around his body
Nyx's Discovery of Eldritch Blast
00:46:23
Speaker
And the goblin is still for a minute, the fairy fire goes out as the body slumps against the pillar and falls against the floor dead. And then taken aback with how cool Nix thinks this looks, will just go, Holy shit, guys, did you just see that? Did you just see that? That came from my fucking hands. Yeah, baby. Oh, this is happening. Bring on the horde. Sorry, the vomit of goblins.
00:46:50
Speaker
Awesome. Emron, you've just heard Nick's gone a bit of a monologue. Yeah, that's a very long six seconds, but I like it. So your turn, you're surrounded by the remaining goblins. Didn't see what happened, so yeah. Emron will have taken these blows. He staggers and he's like, no, I must finish this. And I'm going to hit the big guy again. All right, roll to head. Just with my hammer.
00:47:22
Speaker
Let's go for the advantage, because that was shite. That's a four. It's not going to get you anywhere. No, that's a natural. It says 10. No. That's going to miss, unfortunately. That is going to miss. And then I'm going to use a bonus action. I'm going to cast Healing Word on myself. Yes, fair enough. I sort of touch my hand. I touch one of my hands, my chest, and the hand starts to glow beneath it.
00:47:49
Speaker
And I will give myself, oh, seven points of healing. Nice, that's good, that's good, that's good. And again, everything just flickers for half a second, a millisecond of a time. Something just doesn't, almost like you just blinked for a second, but your eyes would definitely open there. Lovely, top of the round, Alpha, your turn. You can just hear Nick's going on a tirade behind you, just off to your left. Yeah, I think Alpha would just kind of...
00:48:14
Speaker
turn to face Nix. Nix is still there, just sort of like, how awesome is that? How awesome is that? How awesome is that? And Alfred's just going to like, not even acknowledge it. It's not in any way kind of mean, but it's just kind of thinking I've seen people do this before. It's not anything new. And I'm really glad you took your time to describe that. I don't care. Wait, you've seen people do this before?
00:48:39
Speaker
I can fire things out of my hand. It doesn't really mean a big deal to me. That is how you get supportive teammates and podcast mates as well. That's how you get a family together. It's the world of improvisation, yes and not no but.
00:48:59
Speaker
Come on, man. Anyway, go ahead. Do your thing, Callum. Yeah, he's just going to turn back, and he's just going to kind of put himself in a better position. He's not going to go for the big bad at this stage. There's a lot of stuff going off around him. So the goblins on the far east are just going to try and give a quick shot to them until you can see the energy channeling through his arm into the pistol again. And you're going to try and take a crack at him. All right, crack off.
00:49:29
Speaker
And which one? Still disadvantage, yeah? Well, this one, in all fairness, just to the north of you, there will. That is shit. Seven to hit. Yeah, that fails. Oh, that misses, unfortunately. I can't do nothing else. Shit, sorry, buddy. Your description of how you ignored Nyx was longer than your actual action, Geoff, I know that.
00:49:59
Speaker
I tried to put a bit of flavour into my action that I was like, oh, fuck. I think that was called, that was D&D Comic Karma that came back to bite me on the ass. Murota, your turn. You've heard everything you've heard, Nix. Of course, you've heard Nix. You can't hear him. What do you want to do? So I'm just going to turn and this is the first time, not even looking at you yet, Nix, but this is the first time that, well, I have heard a gun a few times now.
00:50:26
Speaker
but only since Alpha has sort of been in Goldview. I hadn't heard it since. This is the first time it's gone off just in my ear next to me. So I'm just going to turn, give you a really hard stare, and whilst looking at you, not even looking really at the enemy behind me, I'm just going to back elbow big boss guy behind me. Nice. All right, roll to hit. I like it. I'm getting a stare down. 17. Nice. That... Yes, it would not mean to be so good. I don't know why I said that, but yes, it hits.
00:50:56
Speaker
Four points of bludgeoning damage. Boom! Elbow to the faith, knocks him back, his nose starts bleeding a little bit, very nice. And then I still, yeah, still with my back. Oh, I should roll with advantage, sorry, because of Emron. Let me see if I get a crit on that.
00:51:14
Speaker
I did not. Okay. You're rolling better than I am. That's okay. That's okay. Well, you can heal yourself. So still with my back to the boss, I'm just going to then adjust my gaze to Nyx and I'm just going to, a small, smallest, smallest smile on the corner of my mouth appears. And then I'm going to turn and with the same arm that I elbowed the boss, turn and then sort of full, full punch in the, in the snout.
00:51:42
Speaker
Nice. Roll to hit with advantage. Yes. It's only 14. 14 misses, unfortunately. Okay. That's my turn. Thank you very much. Goblin's turn. First thing, we're going to get the same repeat and another goblin is going to spew forth from the sarcophagus.
00:52:09
Speaker
The goblins are going to try and close in around everyone slightly. The one that's just been spat forth is going to move up towards alpha. The rest are all going to stay relatively static. So we'll do the three that are around everyone to start off with, the one to the north.
00:52:24
Speaker
that is a 22 yeah that hits three points of slashing damage second one six or nine so nine and 13 misses the last one has a four so eight
00:52:42
Speaker
Misses. Misses as well. Finally, the captain guy in the middle is going to... He's not going to have being smote in the face like that. Morota is going to swing back. First one is... Ooh, that's a 23 to hit. Yeah, it hits. Oh, man. That's three points of slashing damage. And a 17 to hit. Hits. And three points of slashing damage against minimum for both. I'm down. But I'm half-orc, so...
00:53:12
Speaker
Uh, I use relentless endurance and I'm back on one hit point. Nice. Um, the one that's up against alpha is going to take a swing at you. That is going to shit. That's an unnatural. So dirty 20. That's four points of slashing damage. Ow. That is the end of their go nicks. Your group are in peril. What would you like to do?
00:53:42
Speaker
How many goblins are left? And so cast my eyes around the room? Five. And they seem to keep coming out of the sarcophagus to the north.
00:53:52
Speaker
The red sarcophagus or the... Sorry, no, there's the woman's and a man's sarcophagus that you can make out. The woman's is to the north, the man's is to the south, it's coming out of the northern one. The red thing to the far right of the room is a large kind of throne room-esque kind of tent thing made out of red silk.
00:54:14
Speaker
Is the sarcophagus open that they're coming out of? Is it like fully open or is the lid like half? You know what I mean? It's half on. It's half on. Yeah, it's like been moved. Okay.
00:54:28
Speaker
And have I seen them come out of there? I don't think I have. Yeah, you just watched one come out just now. I just watched one. Oh, fuck that shit, then. Guys, don't worry about this. I have ultimate unlimited power now. I can save everyone, as Nyx walks over to the open sarcophagus and pushes it close. Everyone, I can save everyone. Cool. Yeah, it's probably going to eat up your action to do that. Yeah, cool. Let's shut.
00:54:56
Speaker
Thumbs up for you. Nice, Emron, your turn. You're surrounded by four goblins. You're muted, Emron.
00:55:10
Speaker
Thank you. Okay, so this would be a great time to have a word of radiance. They're prepared. I don't. But nevermind. As Danny's pointed out to me, I'm like, it's not a catch my took. So everyone's gonna see Marota sort of go down, but then rise up again, stronger, faster, better, we can rebuild her.
00:55:29
Speaker
And I'm going to sort of, his hands just finished glowing on his chest, he's going to point it towards her. And I'm going to cast Healing Word with a bonus action on Marota. And Marota will receive, oh yeah, another seven points of healing. And he sort of says, Alito, we need your strength now. And as he does that, he's then going to bring his hand back to his hammer and swing with an uppercut, trying to finish off the boss.
00:56:00
Speaker
All right, roll to hit. That's fucking pants, I'm changing religion.
00:56:16
Speaker
Fuck you, Walido! Since my career, I've rolled nothing but dog shit. Oh man, that's a five and an eight. Dude, no, they both miss as you swing up. You're busy concentrating on the heel and then it just doesn't, nothing kind of matches up. Nothing's kind of jamming for you. This place doesn't feel right. Something's not right here. It doesn't gel well with you. Anything else you want to do, Will?
00:56:39
Speaker
I'd like to cry a little bit. Alright, roll for Tis. You'd roll shit for that as well, probably. Alina, let me cry at least, please. Alright, Alpha, top of the round. I got a two, am I crying? You don't cry. You just cough instead. It's pretty awkward. The goblins feel sorry for you. They all take five points of psychic damage.
00:57:04
Speaker
Alpha. I might kill some of them. Maybe, yeah. Alpha, your turn. You've got a gobo just to your north, Nyx just to shut the coffin and save the world, apparently. Everyone's surrounded. What do you want to do? Morote has gone down and back up and is like fucking full hit points again. What do you want to do? What? I don't know. What do you want to do?
00:57:21
Speaker
Just before I do, quick question. What is the rule? What is the rule on moving through enemies? You can't. You can't. You can't. You can move through friendlies. You can't move through enemies. The fucking question is that. As in life. Callum's rule though.
00:57:40
Speaker
All of a sudden, Alpha disapproates into nothingness. If the enemy is one size smaller or larger. It's either a goblin or a halfling, they can move through enemies. Yeah, there are rules for doing it, depending on size. But yeah, no, and we're... No soup for you. No soup for me. That is fine. Alpha has seen...
00:58:07
Speaker
Emron in a bit of a bad state and he's trying to rush to get to him to a certain degree at this point, but this goblin is in his way. Yes, that is basically it right now.
00:58:33
Speaker
Come on, Callum, what are you doing? This is one of those things where you cry. You've got to hold hands. I'm just working something out. The one that's different to me, I'm going to roll to attack with my pistol, just to see if I can dispense with him quickly. With disadvantage. So again, it's point blank shot. Yep. So just roll a one, you're hitting next. Oh my God. Yeah, that'll bode well.
00:58:57
Speaker
Oh, I got 19 on the first roll. You did the last time and then you rolled piss. And then I rolled eight on the second roll. Yeah, you missed. Stop shooting people up close. You keep doing it. You keep getting up close. Move away. You could literally just aim at someone else. Yeah. You have to beep as well. You can't just walk away. Yes, I know. I know. All right. Smart in battle at the moment. Fair enough.
00:59:25
Speaker
I love you, man. I love you. Anything else you want to do, Alpha? Yeah, in that case, seeing as I've missed, I'm just going to try and maneuver around this pillar a little bit. And then basically just try and... Almost like the pistol shot was a distraction, is what I'm going to play it off as I've all planned. And then I'm just going to move that way. All right, you're going to provoke a deck of opportunity from that goblin.
00:59:48
Speaker
Yeah, fair enough. Nine against your armor class. Ooh, that misses. Okay, no worries. You get away with that one then. Morota, you hear another bang, gunshot go off directly behind you again, and Nix has closed the sarcophagus. What do you want to do? Just, yeah, feeling everything go from my body and then come back again, and then that noise go off again. I'm just going to shout over, amongst all of the flailing limbs in this mosh pit of death we're in, I'm just going to shout over to you, Alpha. Stop shooting that fucking
01:00:17
Speaker
and I'm gonna hit the leader in front of me. Nice, go for it, roll to hit. Come on, this is perfect time for a crit. Yeah, or a six with advantage. 20 non-natural. Oh my god, I got a little bit of a weak end. Okay, yes, that does it, that does it, that does it. Okay, six points bludgeoning damage.
01:00:41
Speaker
That is the exact damage he had. It takes it for a second and then just collapses to the floor, blood pouring out of its head.
01:00:53
Speaker
Okay. Um, anything else you want to do? Yes. So as I pull my head back up, I'm starting to get a nose bleed. Shouldn't wipe it clean. Staring daggers again at alpha the whole time. I'm just going to walk hand on Emma on shoulder. I'm just going to, again, just feel like the head's the thing to do. Headbutt this one to the north of, of Emma. Nice. Roll to hip. Come on. Ah.
01:01:22
Speaker
Oh, he's shit. He's shit. I didn't mean to roll the first one. It was a misclick, but it's... That looks dodgy, so it's up to you. That looks dodgy as fuck. I think I try and pull some shit. Oh, it's a crit now. I'm happy to go for the mist on that because I didn't mean to roll it. Ah, fuck it. I want to take the crit. Let's take the crit. Let's take the crit. I trust you, Danny. I trust you, Danny. It's not going to be fun.
01:01:53
Speaker
Four points of bludgeon damage. Nice. And then you roll it twice, don't you? No, I roll a one. And then... Oh no, I rolled a four. Eight points of bludgeon damage. No. What is it? When you shoot click, it does it for you. It's two. So it's double. It's six points. Six points of bludgeon damage. It's doubled. Yeah.
01:02:14
Speaker
You knock him out, dead, cold, smacked, and forced to the ground, head bleeding, hemorrhaging, vomits a little bit, and he is, oh that was visceral, sorry, he is out of it, he is out of
Goblins Retreat and Temporary Calm
01:02:26
Speaker
the picture. Very nice turn, Maro, to take out the captain and one of his mates. And the other three goblins are gonna do, they all panic.
01:02:33
Speaker
seeing their captain go down and this head-butting fiend start smashing through the space. They're all gonna take the disengage action and they're all going to run to the like 10, 15 foot upturned rowing boat that's in the corner of the room. And they're all going to climb in underneath it. 10, 15.
01:02:58
Speaker
The furthest one's gonna have to, we're taking the bonus action to disengage and then take its action as movement to get there. And they're all gonna all through them, scuffle underneath, and then the lid, kind of the hull of this boat, which is upturned, lays flat. You're out of initiative order now, but the goblins have all gone in there. Emron will grab one of the torches on the wall.
01:03:26
Speaker
And then I'm going to go over and start setting the boat on fire. Jesus, that's a little bit much. Everyone, like, come on, come on.
Reflections and Surprises of the Battle
01:03:36
Speaker
What's your God say about burning a holy person here? And as everyone, you lean down with the cow, with the plinth, with one of the burning torches to light fire to the side of it. It's just as the embers start to light on the side.
01:03:49
Speaker
and there's a look of fury in your eyes. That's where we're going to leave it. You want to see if you burn it down next week on the fellowship of the tabletop. Very hot. Very hot. Guys, well done. That was getting hairy. That was getting hairy. I was down to six points before I healed myself. I took no damage and got imbued with god-like powers. Yeah, you did. God-like. Nick thinks it's god-like. Let him have this moment.
01:04:17
Speaker
I don't know what warlocks do, so I'm ready for this too. That's why I'm drip feeding you things, so you do one thing at a time. And the audience is with us on this journey of discovery. It's a discovery for not only Nick's, but for myself as well. Come and join us next week for what's new in the warlock land and enjoy what happens along the way.
01:04:41
Speaker
Everyone enjoy that before I go. Yeah, not at all. I keep doing that thing. I didn't think I'd want to be a half-orc when I started this campaign, but every fight we've done, I've gone to zero hit points and that thing has saved my life.
01:04:57
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It's because you're also the key aggressor and the enemies you face so far see the aggressor and attack the aggressor. The same way that you went for the captain, you're the captain of the group. Let's be honest, Marauder's fucking badass. So annoyed by the amount of times I missed in that fight. You barely hit. But what good way to finish the captain off there with a massive fucking headbutt?
01:05:19
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Yeah, that was sick. And that smearing smite though, that was... Smearing smite! Seriously, it was meant to smear him. What is it, Nutella? What's going on here?
01:05:34
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01:06:26
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