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Ep. 143 Dungeons AND Dragons - Bellum Draconis
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Podcast Introduction
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Your exit has been plugged by... fuck, the butt plugs.
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Hello everyone and welcome to this week's episode of the Fellowship of the Tabletop, Benham Draconis. We are a live play 5e D&D podcast set in the magical homebrew world of Barrow from the Kingdom of Dralak.
Meet the Dungeon Master
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ah Joining us for this week's episode we have... have Will who plays the Dragonborn Druid Balvalcon. I wasn't saying boobies.
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yeah We've got Ian who plays the Tiefling Warsor Nyx Corell. But I was saying Kumquok. The Apple Pie loving Edgelord Callum who plays the Warforged Artificer Alpha. Mmm, pie.
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Poobah who plays the human cleric Clemron. Hello. And we've got Darren who plays the... I don't really know fully. I believe it's a half-orc barbarian, Tharik Zan... Get me on the surname, Darren.
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Tharik Sunjari. I had a Z there. That's no lie. Sunjari. Absolutely. Tharik Sunjari. Hello. I'm back. And last, but by no means least, is our monarch of monsters, the mystic maestro, the manipulator of mysteries,
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the mastermind of mischief, the masturbator facilitator rug muncher, Dungeon Master Danny.
Mysterious Library Visit
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ah Rug muncher?
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Pardon? Rug muncher? Yeah, that stuff's vegan. yeah
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i And speaking of rugs, we find the long toes of old girl treading over some luscious red carpet um as he yeah fingers through a number of...
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ah A number of books in a plush private library somewhere in the north of Sleetgaard. And he stops on one book, pokes it with his long, gnarled fingernail, and then looks at the camera and smiles.
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Ooh, dragons! They get themselves into a ceremonial chamber. There's jazz, there's torture, there's kind of shit like this, and there's some sort of kinky, tied-up half-orc who's blonde and bearded with a great axe, and they are incredibly talkative.
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This is Tharok Sanjari, Maybe some sort of winged watch member, or so he says. He also says that he fought with Nix and Seth in the arena.
Alliance with Tharok Sunjari
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You're going to have to go back and listen to that, boys and girls.
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The group decide to trust him for now. And here in some fight, Seth leads the group onwards. Outwards, the sun is setting. There's a huge ravine with a single stone bridge about 500 foot long. And they make their way down it.
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But there's some sort of Indiana Jones boulder shit. whoever that person is, and it's squeaky-bum-jumpy time, and it's like something out of a Michael Bay film, whoever that is, and Baal does some sort of butt-plug maneuver, and the rock becomes an enema in the tunnel at the end with the group all getting through.
Dragon Battle Begins
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They end up in a chamber with about three dozen plate-mail-encrusted corpses in the room, and Alpha feels a little bit energized in his storm-sorcerer form. There's a horizontal wind. There's a lightning strike.
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And it's a fucking blue scale dragon.
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You find yourself inside this chamber facing off against the following as I reveal the session to you on a virtual tabletop. ah
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Oh, God. Oh, shit. Oh, no. no There is very little for me to say here. Other than... Roll initiative.
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I'm running back. Ian, don't forget your exhaustion. Did you remember your exhaustion last session? Oh, fuck.
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Sorry. Oh, yeah, I've got to roll initiative. I've got too many tabby boys open. and While this is happening, Nithravar is going to stand on his own little clawy feet And we'll just turn to the dragon and then look back at the group with his massive eyes and say, yeah, splendid.
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Let us carve our defiance into the flesh of legend itself. try Strike true for the scales before they crack like old stones and bones. And even the fire may dim.
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a Do make it entertaining before you're devoured.
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And Seth rolled a natural 20. Well, no, he didn't even roll a natural 20. If we win this, Cannon will be able to get some dragon's teeth from this. Oh, fuck off. None of that shit.
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None of that shit. ah Okay. So. Oh, God. I don't need to ask you for initiative because ah it auto-calculates it on this handy-dandy thing. Apart from it won't fact in Ian's exhaustion.
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You and that fucking exhaustion. You're like herpes in me. Jesus Christ. We all had to deal with it for a long time. Thank goodness you're here. I've always been seeing a dungeon master to track everything.
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yeah but so Danny's not tracking other people's character sheets for them. it's That's true. It was a dungeon master that Mark caught his herpes from as well. Well, there you go. yeah well So, at the center of this chamber, landed...
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gnarling at the teeth, standing upon corpse of a Kriskra and other human detritus, elven detritus, tiefling detritus, dwarven detritus.
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everything around you is going to count as difficult terrain is as you're having to step over stuff or likely trip if you try running over these bodies. Okay, so please take into consideration as you move around.
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This dragon fills the category known as large. So it's not um likely to be Chondralicar.
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You'd all expect that as this this is more of a... um
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ah middle-aged, early adult dragon.
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Val, you'd know that for definite, that this is not Chandra LeCard. This is more likely ah descendant of.
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But this dragon is furious and has already destroyed
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and least four dozen other bodies in this room. And it is hungry for more. After it sort of recovers from its lightning breath, it just closes its mouth. And as you see, there are just parts, arms, legs, scalps, all sorts in the teeth of this dragon.
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And it is getting ready to charge at you
Strategy Shift: Target the Pillars
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again. But it is Alpha. You, top of the round. What would you like to do? Fucking run? You're in a complete circular room. Your exit has been plugged by... Fuck, the butt plug!
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Oh, dear, dear, dear. Once Barl's wisdom has shone through. no. You can back into it and back yourself into a little corner to get cooked, if you That perfect for the lightning bolts streaking down the tunnel. Perfect.
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Barl thinks so. something Yeah. out alpha Alpha's going to run north. He's going to use all his movement. is's going to run over away. He's going as far north as what he can do. this to He's breaking himself away from the rest of the pact.
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Remember your disevent you and difficult terrain. I can't move that far then. um I will put myself back a little bit. i
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Bonus action. I'm going to activate my innate sorcery, which increases the spell save of my sorcerer spells by one and gives me advantage on attack rolls of sorcerer spells awesome that I cast.
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And i am Just as I'm running, oh this is a panic and difficult terrain. I'm just going to try and fling firebolt towards Mr. Scary Dragon.
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Go for it. 25 to hit. That hits. ahead and do damage.
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Four. Eight points of fire damage. Thank you very much. You watch as this just hits the dragon on the side of the cheek, barely flinches.
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I've made a horrible mistake. You don't pissed it off. You don't messed up, I A-Rong. Anything else you wish to do? didn No, I can't run. That'll be it for now. Thank you. Seth, you're up next.
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Seth is going to... and sheath his other... He's had a sword out the entire time. He's going to reach on his left hand to his right hip and pull out the other scimitar and he's just going to crick his neck one way, crick his neck the other and just...
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run towards the dragon and he is looking for gullet. He's looking for leg. He's looking for a way of bringing this thing lower towards the ground.
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um And the whole time Nithravar is propped on his shoulder, his shoulder, it's not moving up and down with him. It's just kind of balancing and smooth throughout, but he's just whispering in his ear. That's all anyone would see.
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This is a constant whispering, this whisper whisper whisper, excuse me, in his ear. And he's just going to hit it with and his sword as many fucking times as I can to um to kill the bastard, really, if if I can do that. ah The first one is a 19 to hit.
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ah Hits. Second one is also 19 to hit. Also hits. And the third one is, because it's a bonus action attack, is a 17 to hit. That misses. Okay, good, good, good.
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So the scimitar wounding is always the one that hits twice to begin with. so that's... That's shit. Oh, plus 2d6. Okay. I feel like I haven't done this in so long.
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Take time. Just a dragon. Why no? That's why need to hurry up. Okay. 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 points 11. of slashing damage for the first one. 5, that's 9. 13 points of slashing damage for the second one.
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Thank you. And the last one is... The third one missed. Oh, did miss. Absolutely. yeah miss So the, um, the bonus action hit misses. Um, and then with, with that, so I've moved up into range directly in front. Ah, fuck it. He's not going to try and be clever about this.
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He's going to be, he's going to be the, the, the guy, um, and, uh, uh, uh, die. Yeah. Cool. Yep. Yep. Yep. yeah And he's still, he's still fucked up from a lightning strike from last episode. Um, so no, he's good. He's good. He's good. He's good.
00:11:40
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I've got loads of hit points. We all know that's a lie, but Tharok, you're up next. Farrock is going to withdraw his silvered greataxe.
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He's going to spin it in his hand and he's going to kiss the pommel of Aledo that it was forged in. And he's going to go, come dwarven god, there is a dragon that needs to die.
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And he's going to let out a roar as his pupils turn black and he's going to rage. And he's going to just sprint towards this dragon and cure at it with his greataxe.
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Go for it.
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He will reckless attack. Yeah, buddy. Can you reach it?
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He can, yeah, because he's got 20. His movement is 40 feet and he's 20 away, so he can. The first one is a 10 to hit. Misses. He'll go again.
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Oh, you got two hits with them Nice. Yep.
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The second one is a 25 to hit. That hits.
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Very nice. Very nice. Are we going to totally loot this body if any of us ah survive? So that's 10 before the bonus damage for Reckless. So that's 10 points of slashing damage.
00:13:06
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Nice. And here comes the bonus for Reckless. Lay that shit down. Another six points, so 16 points of damage total. Thank you.
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Thank you very much. Anything else for your turn? he's follower He's followed Seth's suit, and he's just hacking at the legs of this creature. Awesome. Emron, your turn. ah So, Emron is going to ah raise his hammer in the air and scream, best day... No, he's not. He's going to scream... Too soon, too soon.
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He's going to scream, in a Ludo's name, and I'm going to cast Bless at level two, ah and I'm going to bless ah myself um yeah four people like myself, Seth, Seth, Tharok, and...
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Baal will get blessed that's the four I can do.
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Perfect. Anything else to do with your bonus action? Thanks, babe. You're welcome, babes. And then as a bonus action, I'm going to transform into ah angel form.
00:14:23
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It's a bumblebee. Bumblebee. I have a giant, giant bumblebee. Pretty little bumblebee. I thought like Transformers. You said Transform. That's what was going for. Yeah.
Unique Tactics in Battle
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That's all right. It's all bit different now. I don't get wings at the same time as other stuff.
00:14:40
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If only you knew the rules, William. Come on. you knew all the rules, William. 15 feet close towards the dragon. I get in range of the dragon. Remember, it's difficult terrain.
00:14:55
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Yeah, that lines it's yeah half my 30. I'm not flying. I don't know. I've not gone for the wings. I've gone for Inner Radiance. So I'm shining a bright light in 10 feet and dim light for 10 feet. and at the end of my turn, each creature within 10 foot. And I've tried to make sure that I'm not within range of share.
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ah yeah Yes, arguably. I'll give you that. um ah The dragon takes three points of radiant damage because I'm glowing so brightly. Great. Because I'm shiny.
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Shine bright like a diamond. Yeah. Thank you very much. End of your turn? Yes. It is the dragon's turn and I'm going to roll a recharge. For what? There's no recharge. He's just going to friendly, big friendly giant.
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me So I'm going multi attack.
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He is going to take a bite attack at Tharok and then a claw at Emron and a claw at Seth. Yes, that's why. reckless So Tharok, the bite attack.
00:15:58
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It's a 24 to hit. Hits. God, you said misses. Oh, my heart. I can't take this. This is big, big battles. I can't stop this feeling.
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TPK. You take 11 points of piercing damage. Has that been halved? ah No. up Followed by 7 points of lightning damage.
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Barbarian maths. The claw on Seth. hu as This doesn't. 11 to hit. Oh, ah that misses.
00:16:35
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Add the claw on Emron. That's a natural 20. Okay. Cool, that's fine.
00:16:45
Speaker
Sorry, I'm commentating a lot on this one. I'll be quiet, sorry. He's nervous, that's why. You take 30 points of slashing damage. As in 3-0? 3-0, I crit. Oh, damn.
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That's a con check on Bless. Yes, please. No, no, no, no. That's Bless goes. Oh, really?
00:17:08
Speaker
Straight up? everyone's down course Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. i want to stop What hit? Well, I'd already taken the thunder damage before. And then the damage we had before we were in the thing.
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And that's what the dragon is going to do this turn. But it is just moving on to its hind legs like it's ready to take flight. Nyx Carell.
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Speaker
Fuck!
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Speaker
That was so loud it echoed. Oh, sorry. Does that trigger Sentinel? Sorry, just the dragon's attacks. Would that trigger Sentinel? but You read me Sentinel. You have that role in front of you. Yes, I do.
00:17:47
Speaker
I could do it for you, Darren, but people don't like me to do that. So, you know. Well, it's when you know everyone else's role, but get your own fucking one wrong. love it when you do it. You had to call Sentinel as a reaction. i'm not going to I'm not going to call your reactions for you.
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That's fair.
00:18:04
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I can't stop this feeling. You have until Nick makes his mind up, so you've got ages. Oh, no. Yeah, he hits a target. I get to take a free was letting through. Okay, go for it. No.
00:18:17
Speaker
It's still technically in round, I'm still making this at advantage as well. ah No. oh oh Yeah, it's the new ruling of it. Until your next turn. No flanking anymore, is there?
00:18:28
Speaker
So so it's 27 to hit. that does hit please roll damage
00:18:41
Speaker
my god 11 points of slash. In fact, no, 12, sorry. Rage damage is two. 12 points of slashing damage. Thank you very much. We're back to Nick's.
00:18:53
Speaker
ah How high is this volume of space? So there is a plate above you that's about 100 feet in the air that these pillars are supporting all around the room.
00:19:04
Speaker
But that the the rocky um structure itself is maybe another 150 above but you
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And there's ah there's a metal plate. There's a stone plate. So it's like a stone chamber. And each of these pillars, these these circular dots on your map, are one of the pillars holding up that plate.
00:19:25
Speaker
Okay. ah Nyx is going to, after he studied the room, because he's what he would have seen is the dragon, you aptly described, ah reach back on its hindquarters as if it was getting ready to take flight.
00:19:38
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So Nix is looking around the room going, oh how how tall is this to to fly? out it like How big's the room? And then he notices the this stone that's being held by pillars. And he's just going to look quickly between all these pillars.
00:19:51
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And then he's going cast... Did I take it? did i take it I think I got rid of Shatter. oh my God.
00:20:04
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Classic. That is classic. Maybe I lost it when i um and moved over to 2024. But it's fine. You can breathe underwater. Yeah.
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So much better.
00:20:18
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This works. Okay. So he's going to look at the pillar to his left. Yep.
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And he's going to grab old girl's orb. And for a moment, that orb is just going to kind of emanate purple ah cloud inside of it.
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And then he's going to jut it out towards the pillar as he does Sorcerer's Burst. And he's going to cast Sorcerer's Energy at the pillar, make a ranged attack,
00:20:50
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um and hopefully do 1d8 of lightning damage on that motherfucker. So let's go.
00:20:58
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The roll is... Oh, it's 2d8. Suck yeah. Fuck yeah. Lightning or thunder? Lightning. Let's go thunder. Suck yeah. Suck yeah yeah. That's such a Nick saying. 16. To hit the pillars. Yeah.
00:21:12
Speaker
That'll hit. Yep. Fuck yes. So that's going to be... Suck yes. Suck yes! As that pillar gets hit with 10 lightning damage.
00:21:24
Speaker
Awesome. What happens to that pillar?
00:21:29
Speaker
As you strike at that pillar, so I'm expecting you to hit the dragon, you just sort of turn about face and you launch this attack at the pillar. It just shatters in half.
00:21:41
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And one of the six pillars holding this plate up breaks. Guys, we need to hit the pillars. We can bring down the roof on his head. And Nyx is going to just back away as he says that, as he looks at the roof. um He's going to head to the right where Baal is to to his direct right. He's only got 10 feet of movement um and he's just going to edge behind Baal. Okay.
00:22:11
Speaker
That's the end of my go. Baal Valcon is a blue dragon of your adopted family. Looking shell-shocked a little bit.
00:22:23
Speaker
ah Do I recognize said dragon? Like, I know Blue Scale, I get that. Have I already encountered this dragon before? I know that obviously they don't necessarily hang around the same brood and they are their own individuals. They go up at Dwight.
00:22:39
Speaker
Do I know of, have I got kind of tellings of markings of said dragon through the adopted brood that he's been with for like the last kind of year and a half, two years or so?
00:22:52
Speaker
Do I have any recognition of this particular dragon? Not a personal one. Cool. But this is definitely...
00:23:01
Speaker
Descendant of Dondralicar. Shondralicar. Dondralicar is on the gangster version. Dondralicar. This is definitely... You can't refuse.
00:23:13
Speaker
On the day of my daughter's wedding. This is definitely of her brood. Fuck. Fuck. fuck Fuck you, Danny. Fuck you. and love you.
00:23:25
Speaker
I am... Baal is standing there kind of taking this all and he's seen his party, his troops, his mates, his lover basically charging in or attacking or doing in some way against this. And he's just there, he's kind of, he's baffled. He's seen Emron go down.
00:23:47
Speaker
And he is, he's, he's kind of the, I like to think the reason he's at the bottom of the initiative is because he is just trying to work out what the fuck is going on. He's taken in the room. He's now taken in this.
00:23:58
Speaker
And yes, he's been hit by it as well. He's just going to kind of ah shout out in common, stop, stop, stop, stop. And he's going to shout out in draconic kind of immediately afterwards.
00:24:13
Speaker
ah Simply, and Alpha, and technically Nyx, would understand this as... and alpha and technically nick would understand this as descendant of Shondralikar, stop.
00:24:28
Speaker
We mean you no harm, but obviously it is stupid. It's futile. He's saying that despite his party literally hacking away at this. ah I mean, i don't think that he would... I'm not... No, um even though Emron's gone down, he's that's where he is at this point.
00:24:48
Speaker
He's in panic mode. He screamed that. ah He's not moving. Make a persuasion check at disadvantage, please. Yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah, because Baal is incredibly charismatic at the best of times. Here we go.
00:25:05
Speaker
Disadvantage. Oh boy, I'm looking forward to the disadvantage version of that one. It's a three.
00:25:17
Speaker
You forgot your own tongue. Is that the end of your turn, Val? Yes, the end of my turn, Danny. The dragon doesn't even flinch when you when you try and converse with it.
00:25:30
Speaker
Top of the round. Alpha. Alpha.
00:25:35
Speaker
I've seen Nix destroy Pillar. I've heard him shout out, take down the pillars. Baal's made a less than convincing argument for us to stop attacking the dragon.
00:25:46
Speaker
So I'm going to ignore what Baal has just said. um And I'm going to follow Nix. Apparently, Nix had a much more convincing argument with destroy the pillars and we can crush the dragon. um So...
00:25:58
Speaker
that that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to, uh, alpha is going to put his hands together. It's going to try and accumulate a little bit of energy. Um, just ah the center of its core. And it's just going to kind of unleash it towards this pillar that he'd started making his way towards, but it's still about 15 feet away from, him and casts, uh, chromatic orb, uh, against it. Okay.
00:26:30
Speaker
Okay, so that's 12. I think I have a thing.
00:26:35
Speaker
How's that 12? This is 11. You get advice to the sorcerer's kind of thing that you've got. Innate sorcery, don't you? Yes, that was it. That's what I hit. It's a 12 because I have my innate arcane sorcery. and then there's Then there's the plus 10 for your innate bullshittery as well. but come I don't have that. but I don't have that, unfortunately. You've crit. my God. i really wish I did. You'll have laughed if I did crit, but I did get a dirty 20. It hits.
00:26:59
Speaker
i A skin mark 20. This is thunder damage that is kind of accumulated and being whacked up against. Callum, you won't roll damage. You'll give me maximum, please, if it's thunder.
00:27:13
Speaker
Maximum. Your maximum you can roll. Okay, so at first level Chromatic Orb, that's 24 points of to di thunder damage. If it's max damage, does that mean there's lots of eights and it bounces?
00:27:27
Speaker
Well, I i've i've just rolled and the target jumps 30 feet if I got two that are the same and I got two sevens
Dragon's Defeat and Revival Attempt
00:27:36
Speaker
out of the damage. So it can jump 30 feet to the other pillar that's on the south side of the map.
00:27:43
Speaker
and You choose to do this or it's an automatic effect? If you roll the same number on two or more of the D8, the orb leaps to a different target of your choice within 30 feet of the target. It will leap to a target of your choice.
00:27:56
Speaker
So you get to choose where it goes, but you you can't choose for it not to leap.
00:28:02
Speaker
I just need to know that now if it still It does leap It does leap I have no choice but to for it to leap You destroy this This Nyx had already taken out There are six there are ah Listener, picture six columns One at 12 o'clock One at 2.30 Nah, shouldn't do like this There are six columns in a clockwise fashion Nyx destroyed the Northwesterly one Alpha then destroys the north one, and you're about to suggest that it leaps to the northeastern one. that correct? So clever. Forgot about that jump on chromatic. Well done. Yes. So, yeah it leaps.
00:28:42
Speaker
You need to reroll damage, but you don't reroll damage. You will do max if it's thunder. I need to reroll an attack against the new target.
00:28:53
Speaker
So, the first one is a ah Again, unnatural 20 to hit. Which will hit.
00:29:04
Speaker
Yeah, so unnatural 20 is the best for all. So yeah, thunder damage again, it's jumping. It will be max. It will be 8. 8, 8, 8, 8. Yes, and that's I can't jump it anymore.
00:29:16
Speaker
Okay, so now three of the columns... have been destroyed. And because they're the three in a consecutive semicircle, the plate above just tilts and tips and wobbles.
00:29:32
Speaker
Oh shit. I have to move. And everyone in that Northern hemisphere, which is Tharok, but Tharok is within the centrifugal tipping point. So it's just going to affect Alpha.
00:29:48
Speaker
Alpha, I need you to make dexterity saving throws as these... Shit.
00:29:57
Speaker
Oblong-shaped objects begin hurtling towards you. You're going to be as thin as a modem. God. oh hey I roll with disadvantage, and the disadvantage was a natural one. yeah wow one So you're going to sustain...
00:30:19
Speaker
14 points of bludgeoning damage. Ow. And you're going to watch as one dozen, two dozen, freshly laid dragon eggs fall to their peril and split around you.
00:30:39
Speaker
You've killed maybe 20 dragon hatchlings. Next.
00:30:46
Speaker
Oh, shit. Seth, your turn.
00:30:51
Speaker
Right.
00:30:54
Speaker
Fuck me. Oh, Paul's going to kill Is the plate still falling? Is it in motion? The plate is like tipping, but because the weight on that side the plate is now rolling off, it's not tipping to a point where it's going to be the tipping point, if that makes sense. It's just sort of... I can't kill anymore, guys.
00:31:11
Speaker
And there is after roll, so over the next few people's turns, three or four more eggs are going to roll off that platform. I'll be about to kill you, Alpha. Are you getting the same sort of orphanage vibes, Callum?
00:31:25
Speaker
Yeah.
00:31:28
Speaker
Going to be an orphanage by the time I'm done. You weren't alone in this this time, though, Callum. No, um I'm right here. so i write This is a great idea. Seth, it's your turn. Seth's going to turn towards Emron, watching him swat out of the air and suddenly extinguish himself.
00:31:44
Speaker
And he's going to aim to start running over um to him. And in his head ear, he's just going to hear Nithravar. And he's just going to be saying... look at you teeth bard steel raised your end is most likely how exciting will you beg will you bargain or will he make it interesting And i do i was the last one it's been lung since i've heard people scream properly and all of a sudden he's going to get this weird vibrating sense on his book And Nithravar is no longer going to be on his shoulder. He's going to be on the book and he's going to be coiling through the pages, flicking through the pages and his hand, the book's shut.
00:32:18
Speaker
Yet his hand thin becomes thin, paper thin and folds itself into the book. And as Nithravar touches the book, he's going to slam his other claw into ah Seth's chest and... Rest in peace, Seth. Nithravar is going to cast Misty Step on Seth to the back of the dragon, as in on the neck. bo So he's on top of it. um He was going for Emron. Nithravar's other means.
00:32:41
Speaker
And then Seth's going suddenly kind of warped himself against his his will on top. But it's not against his will, but it's rules, etc. So he's on top of the the dragon and now left with no choice.
00:32:53
Speaker
That's the bonus action. It will be Seth's bonus action. and He's then just going to kind of half balance up there and I will roll what you need me to. But the aim is then he'll just fuck this. He's going dropped one of the swords out of fucking unexpectedness and that will clang to the floor somewhere of his freehand of his uh offhand and then he's just going to take two swings with scimitar of wounding at this uh this this creature i'm happy to make dex dex rolls if you need me for the balance etc right now it hasn't left the ground it's just sort of on its heels so go for it okay so we're rolling twice the first one is a natural one with an eight the second one is a 23 to hit that will hit
00:33:32
Speaker
Okay, the second one that's going to hit, 3, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 14 points of slashing damage. It's one of the hits aiming for, he's aiming for just flesh through the scales at this point, almost kind of powered on by what Nith is saying in his ear, but also kind of really not happy of his loss of control.
00:33:50
Speaker
Cool. then what i need you to do is i need you to make a dexterity save and throw as just in the natural motions of that that turn you are sort of wiggled off because you haven't you haven't necessarily said you're doing a grapple so allowing you to sort of be on strike and then you'll sort be shrugged off so just make a deck save and that will impact whether or not you take damage on the fall okay a de so deck so saving saving throw okay okay and That is going to be a 14.
00:34:19
Speaker
14. you like to land safely on your feet to the north of the creature, the east of the creature, the south creature, or the west bless the creature You decide. and whatever If he's getting shrugged and he loses control of it, um you you tell me which way he goes.
00:34:31
Speaker
that The roll allowed you to decide. 14 allowed you to decide. He would pick whichever route would seem the sentence most sensible and the least painful. so if if a dragons found the tail Probably down the tail and off to the opposite side. yeah okay yeah weever It gives him the safest way off.
00:34:47
Speaker
He'll take that route even if it means separating himself from the party. Cool. Thank you so much. Anything else want to do with your turn? No, that is everything and he's just sweating a lot. Okay. Dharok Sanjari, your turn.
00:35:01
Speaker
Farah is just going to keep hacking and slashing out the legs of this creature.
00:35:13
Speaker
That is a 19 to hit. That hits.
00:35:19
Speaker
Are you am reckless attacking for this? Not this one at the minute. 16 to hit. 16 points of damage rather. 16 damage. Thank you very much. He'll swing again.
00:35:32
Speaker
12 to hit. That misses. Okay, that's farrack that's the end of Farrak's turn. All right, Emron, death saving throw, please. you want me to make these just to you or public? Public. We're we're on a podcast.
00:35:45
Speaker
That's fine. I'll just myself. Natural 20, I get up with one hit point. Best day of my life! Yes!
00:35:58
Speaker
Oh, Is it your whole turn as well? that you get before your turn? I forget with the natural 20. It happens at the end. the death saves at the end of your turn. and Okay. So also, because I did double check, my Asimile transformation still permits. So the dragon still takes three points of radiant damage. like, get up That's amazing. Everyone let's talk about a Best day your life.
00:36:21
Speaker
Every damage
Aftermath Reflection and Strategy
00:36:23
Speaker
counts. Just underca Undertaker sitting up. okay
00:36:28
Speaker
It's the dragon's turn. So.
00:36:33
Speaker
All set. To turn and just lash into Seth for those two strikes that it did on its back. Had it not been for what Alpha just did.
00:36:45
Speaker
and in its right eye, she saw 20 of her eggs, nearly 25 by this point, fall to their demise. I'm going roll a recharge.
00:37:03
Speaker
I'm going to succeed on the recharge roll. oh i'm so You're about to be a crispy critter, mate. And you watch as this dragon just leans, and the gullet of the dragon Fizzes with this blue static energy. Seth, your blades begin to sort of reverberate with the with the force that's being conjured.
00:37:24
Speaker
Emron, your entire plate armor just begins to tingle a little bit. Tharok, the greataxe just begins to vibrate like a controller. And it's going to unleash this lightning bolt through Tharok and Alpha.
00:37:41
Speaker
So... Counter spell? Dexter, it's not a spell. It's its breath and ability. Counter breath? Counter breath. Colgate? Mouthwash!
00:37:52
Speaker
Spearmint? Flick a polo. Um...
00:38:00
Speaker
Dexter, if saving throws, please, Tharok and Alpha.
00:38:07
Speaker
19 for Tharok. Thank you. You're going to take half. I got an 8. You're going to take the full damage of what I'm about to roll. have still rolled disadvantage. Oh, jeez.
00:38:19
Speaker
Oh, this is not going to end well.
00:38:23
Speaker
Fucking squeaky bum. I can't believe got up. It's about you anymore, Will. Shut up. We moved on. Really happy for you, Will. Read the route. Really happy. You're going die.
00:38:35
Speaker
But I'm okay. I'm good. At least I can heal you now. Therok, nine points. Nine points. Alpha, 20.
00:38:49
Speaker
as this bolt just courses through Tharok. And Tharok, you're more of a conductor here, and it just explodes even heavily more heavily into Alpha's chest.
00:39:01
Speaker
Yeah, Alpha is a pile of junk on the floor again. His junk's on the floor? His junk is on the floor, along with the rest of him. You're down. Aren't you resistant to lightning damage?
00:39:13
Speaker
Yes, I am. I'm still down. Okay. Okay. The dragon is just going to, as a bonus action, going to go to try and devour your corpse. And as it does, its tail is going to sweep.
00:39:25
Speaker
Its tail is going sweep. And it's going to knock Seth, Emron, and Tharok. need you both make strength saving throws to see if you can keep your feet, please.
00:39:35
Speaker
could could Could I... I'm already... Sorry. Go on. Thank you. Could I choose to dexterously jump over it as opposed to stand still? It's a strength saving throw. But could I not?
00:39:48
Speaker
Okay. You cannot. Okay. but That's fine. I'm happy with that. That's a a natural 20. A natural 20? I'm already prone. A natural 20. You're already prone, so nothing happens. 26. 26. Okay. So nothing happens. you're all past the save. But Tharok is moving, so now your sentinel would come into effect if you want to make that sentinel attack.
00:40:05
Speaker
i do I'll also be making an attack of opportunity when it leaves. We'll do Tharok first. So if Tharok is able to immobilize it, your attack opportunity won't happen. But if Tharok can't, then we'll go to yourself.
00:40:17
Speaker
18 to hit. Meets and beats.
00:40:22
Speaker
Is it damage and the speed is reduced to zero or just the speed is reduced to zero? Speed is reduced to zero. It takes nine points to slash and damage. Great. So, unfortunately, doesn't trigger yours, Seth, but it does not advance towards Alpha's corpse.
00:40:38
Speaker
Okay, corpse. Nyx Carell, you've just seen all of that. The eggs dropping, Alpha going down, Emron Undertakering, and the tail sweep and the lightning breath.
00:40:52
Speaker
What do you do?
00:40:56
Speaker
Oh, my God. Uh... With a sympathetic grab of your shoulder, Baal, Nyx is going to, this warlock spell, ah summon out his purplish, cloudy wings as he casts fly, and he's heading straight up to the eggs.
00:41:18
Speaker
Okay. ah I'm going to land on the... So if the this 100 feet in the air, so what's your um flight speed?
00:41:29
Speaker
What does fly give you? 60. 60. So you get more than halfway there. Okay, cool. So as I'm flying, I'm going to shout out to the dragon in Draconic.
00:41:40
Speaker
I can't do what Wilkin wonderfully do in his. that nicey di um I'm going to shout out.
00:41:51
Speaker
Stop and we can save the rest of them.
00:41:57
Speaker
okay
00:42:04
Speaker
Balvar Khan, your turn. So am I right in thinking with Nix's movement, he can't get all the way up to the X? He can get, what, 60 foot closer? Correct. he's He's still got 40 feet to make up.
00:42:15
Speaker
And this disc is, you say 100 feet up, but I'm assuming not, because it's kind of tilting down towards... It's about 90 feet, now that it's tipped. The bottom is 90, the top will be cool.
00:42:27
Speaker
120. Awesome. This is chaos. This is horror. ah Baal... is not looking at Alpha. Ball is looking directly up in the air and ah with that tap on his shoulder from Nick's as well, he's seen him fly up.
00:42:43
Speaker
His eyes are going to appear up after seeing the devastation of the fallen eggs. And he's going to reach a hand up to the sky, a claw up to the sky, and just his fingers are going to kind of tense inward somewhat, almost like he's crushing like a stress ball, if you like.
00:43:02
Speaker
and he's going to cast Entangle on the area of the disc. It's 90 foot of range, and he's casting Entangle. What he wants to happen is have, as the reading of the spell says, grasping plants sprout from the ground in a 20-foot square within that range.
00:43:19
Speaker
um So he can cast it at 90 foot, and then for the duration, these plants turn the ground into difficult terrain, ah but they also, each creature, In the area when you cast the spell, need to succeed in a strength saving throw or be restrained.
00:43:33
Speaker
What he's trying to do is effectively create this ah sticky pad, if you like, to stop any of the further eggs tumbling and going all scrambled.
00:43:45
Speaker
um It it may mentions creature. i know i'm just I'm just checking the definition of creature in the game rules as we speak.
00:43:58
Speaker
I'm doing it regardless, even if it works or doesn't work. That's what he's doing.
00:44:05
Speaker
and it's It's any being in game, Danny, is the is the wording of creature. It's so bad tricky if it's a being at that point. This is a big debate. Big debate. Shit, we're treading into some dangerous territory, lads.
00:44:20
Speaker
know
00:44:23
Speaker
At what point? I mean, there's a Reddit post. Surely there's a Reddit post for this. The ones that are just yolk dropped to the floor. The ones that are embryos, zygots, where are we drawing the line?
00:44:34
Speaker
Creature needs to be able to move of its own volition. They can wobble, can't They did roll. but Either way, it's difficult terrain now, so hopefully they will not wobble as easily off the platform because they are grasping vines and plants that are growing from it.
00:44:52
Speaker
okay well because i think the rule is so tight on what a creature is instead i'm gonna let your dice decide oh fuck me what i want you to do while you're casting and envisaging making this safety blanket with this spell is i want you to roll a nature check oh i want you to use nature to think, can I manipulate the spell to do exactly what I'm trying to get it to do?
00:45:20
Speaker
And that is to caress and break the momentum of the fall before impact. I love that. And let's see if nature is on your side and you're...
00:45:32
Speaker
I'm going to do a manual roll for this one. I like it. You can do off camera. Tension. Oh, it's a 20. Oh, wow. What have I I mean, it's a podcast. It's my big old metal dice as well. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Rolling that round. okay It is a total of 22.
00:45:52
Speaker
twenty two ah Okay. You could have held up any number to the camera. yeah What is the area it covers? Remind me. It's a 20-foot square.
00:46:03
Speaker
Okay. So if you would like to draw a square on the map that you have aimed for, I think he's going for it in the air you. Because it's directly up. It's 90 foot above me. I've got a 90 foot range on the casting of the spell and then it's 20 foot from there as a radius.
00:46:17
Speaker
So technically, if I can only get the lip of this, it's only going to be 10 foot onto said disc. So that area is all going to be grasping vines and any eggs within that area will hopefully be restrained if they fail a DC 15.
00:46:30
Speaker
How I'll read that then is it'll wrap itself around that plate and it will form a bit of a pocket. Now, obviously, there's you don't know you can't see the full extent of what's piled there.
00:46:42
Speaker
So we'll scoop some, but if the scooping point is then full, stuff may still wobble over the top. But as you cast that in front of Nyx, you can just sort of make this pouch that everything can slip into.
00:46:58
Speaker
It's the end of the round. Sorry, can I just add one more thing? Mm-hmm. ah
00:47:06
Speaker
Baal's not done this before.
00:47:09
Speaker
You said that to me. i ah But now is a time where it kicks in. It's something that you've seen before from Baal, but it takes a slightly different ah shape. With this, his eyes are going to flitter into fire, literally burning gold.
00:47:27
Speaker
within his eyes, which is going to kind of ignite the kind of the the whiskers, the tendrils that's kind of from his golden dragon heritage, is going to go down his back. Imagine Godzilla kind of lighting up to do this big fire breath, but instead and protruding out from under this cape are these golden spectral wings.
00:47:52
Speaker
they are kind of They look like they're on fire, but it's different from his cape. I'm activating my draconic flight, racial ah flight here, um which is basically the same as my cape, but without the exploding flight from said cape. In fact, I can do it wild shape and whatnot.
00:48:09
Speaker
It can be activated as a bonus action. ah And he is going to, with that... just launch himself 30 foot up into the sky after where Nyx is going. Okay.
00:48:25
Speaker
Oh, this is going to get real interesting real quick. End of the round. end of the round
00:48:36
Speaker
No eggs pass in the six seconds that follow that that plant growth. No eggs drop. Most importantly, nothing falls on Alpha while he's making death saves.
00:48:54
Speaker
ah Arguably. It depends if you find that more important than the preservation of your adopted bloodline. but you know Potato, potato. Top of the round. Alpha. Death save, please.
00:49:06
Speaker
i
00:49:10
Speaker
um Death saving throw, please.
00:49:15
Speaker
Come on, buddy. but oh Oh, nice. Right in the middle.
00:49:22
Speaker
Thank you. That's a pass to 10, isn't it? Just. Everyone's like, oh, I wasn't which way that was. Seth, you're squaring up to the right foreleg this dragon. seth you're now ah on the right you're now squaring up to the right for leg of this dragon i he's going to kind of regained his feet after, after being bamfed up on top of the dragon. And again, Nethravar is going to be whispering in his ear, ah, death, the final exhalation, the great unraveling, the moment when the self dissolves into the gaping maw of eternity.
00:49:58
Speaker
And um Seth's going to just try and like, try and bat him away from just, ah fuck it, take a bonus action, go bat him away and then we'll swing at the leg um just to just to try to hack this thing down.
00:50:09
Speaker
and he he i imagine there's too much dragon around him for him to notice any really of this shit going on He's too enthralled in the in the fight the dragon. So he's not, but i'm I'm playing it that he hasn't seen any of this. And to be honest, even if he had, it's just some eggs. i We already have one. So why are we looking for more? So um he's just going to swing.
00:50:30
Speaker
Of course, he'd never mentioned that to Bile. This is all too much. He's going to swing. He's dropped a scimitar, so he's only got his wounding one. So he's just going to have his two attacks um at the the legs of this thing to see what he can get out. The first one is going to be a natural 20. The second one is 23.
00:50:44
Speaker
Both hit. Roll damages. Okie dokie. So the first attack, which is the natural 21, is going to be... need to roll a few more things.
00:50:57
Speaker
Oh god, that's a lot of things. 28 points of slashing damage. The second one is much less than that and more ah reasonable. but Still quite impressive as I kill time to roll the dice. I need to roll 8 points.
00:51:14
Speaker
10. So, thank you, Seth. As this creature is becoming quite animated and is trying to get to Alpha's body, Nick, you just, sorry, Nick, Seth, you just spy really vulnerable point.
00:51:32
Speaker
And as you go to strike the undercarriage, you can just see where there are all of these other impalements from it, where it's clearly been fighting um all of the Kriskra that you are now standing on.
00:51:45
Speaker
And you see a series of sort of exposed scales and um lacerations that you you target really strategically with your scimitar.
00:51:57
Speaker
How do you kill it? Whoa! Oh shit. Okay. Um, oh wow. Okay. That's the case. i' I'm going to take a Liberty here. So please quote stop me if I'm wrong here, but, um, as he's swinging, swinging, swinging, Nithrava is going to continue kind of whispering in his ear.
00:52:11
Speaker
Do you think when you leave, you leave, when you die? No, no, no, no, no. You change, you spill out into the void. The void remembers you, just does not forget. It does not forgive. And he constantly gets more and more animated. like Like you imagine he would be spitting if he wasn't a creature from an ethereal plane.
00:52:26
Speaker
And again, he's going to reach into the, and I'm going to burn stuff for this to make up for it, but I know it's another action, but stop me at any moment. He's going to reach into back into the bag, into the bag, into the book again, thin hand in, and then he's going to grab a hold of the offhand of Seth. Uh,
00:52:42
Speaker
And he's going to force him to activate shadow blade. And as he takes two swings with this sword, he naturally will just swing with the third. And just as he does, he forgets the blade isn't there. And then he realized that the shadow blade is there and his hand and this sword just presses into that weak point he's made with the martial hits.
00:53:01
Speaker
and this shadow blade just shunts in and almost like extends within the dragon as it continues to form within it. And then instantly he kind of like shakes his hand and dismisses the blade instantly again um as as the psychic damage kind of ah no kind of courses up through the back side of the dragon, the the rear of the dragon.
00:53:22
Speaker
um and And yeah, it would just it would just sink to the ground in a groan, assume, maybe. And as you pull that blade out, you know that that was the strike that failed it. And it just screams for a second and then falls flat. And there is a thud and all of these bodies on the floor just sort of ripple.
00:53:43
Speaker
It feels like staying in initiative might be appropriate at the moment. So but we'll keep that up. But the dragon is down. ah Seth, anything you want to saw can do with your turn? Yes, I still have no recollection of what's happened to Emron. So his first thing would be to run round. ah So he'll turn to his left and then run kind of and ah clockwise round the dragon corpse now and try and locate where Emron is. um But it's all difficult terrain, so I won't get far enough.
00:54:09
Speaker
But probably get eyes on and see that he's kind of upright, looking like a bag of shit, but upright. Absolutely. Thank you very much. Tharok, this dragon has fell.
00:54:22
Speaker
Yeah, I imagine because of the split-second difference and because he's not seen this dragon get struck from behind, Farrakh is still swinging at this thing, and he'll just cleave into its neck as it comes down, not aware that it's already dead. He's raging. He's he's's he's absolutely furious. He's not aware that a killing blow has been struck.
00:54:40
Speaker
So Farrakh will use both his turns to just swing his axe at the court corpse of this creature. He'll hit it as it's coming down, and then the second one, he'll just, as it's down, just into the neck to make sure it's dead. Can you make a... um Perception check while you're doing this.
00:54:56
Speaker
Going full Lord of the Flies with Darren. I love it. Turns out the whole dragon was a with a gnome. and He gets primal. And he gets to use his strength modifier as well, which is pretty good. actually twenty paper ma Natural 20.
00:55:10
Speaker
24 total. So you're hacking at this creature and just you take that breath between two strikes. You just see the tattooed forearm only of McBenner.
00:55:24
Speaker
ah Unattached from anything else. oh Farok's rage will immediately drop and you'll just hear, no, no As he then just starts trying to viscerally pull this wound apart to try and get to the arm of McBenna.
00:55:42
Speaker
It's just on the floor. You just see it between strikes. You just sort of look down where you're trying to muster your strength to pull back your axe. And there's just this forearm there. That's all. Farok will then...
00:55:54
Speaker
Unless you want use your movement. No, he's just going to use his bonus action to extend his rage. He was going to drop it, but seeing this, he's just going to... And what he will keep doing until it will go beyond this, he's just going to keep hacking at this dragon. and Thank you.
00:56:09
Speaker
Emron. Okay. Now that everything is sort of flatter, you can probably take an about a little bit more and you would likely see Alpha down...
00:56:21
Speaker
I'm not going to see Alpha down. I'm going to um move sort of past Thorak, who's sort of raging at an arm. Doesn't understand that at the moment. And as I get close, I am going to cast Healing Word on Alpha at second level.
00:56:38
Speaker
right Thank you ah he will get 12 points of healing. Hooray.
00:56:50
Speaker
There you guys And then Emron's going to sort of, he does that, sort of take a breath like like he's he's winded because he is seriously fucked up. um
00:57:03
Speaker
And yeah, that's what all I can do right now. Thank you. We skip straight to Nyx Carell's turn. Nyx, you still have... 40 feet uh to to make up these vines have just appeared in front of you but it's not going to necessarily deter you are you trying to get to a level where you can see what's happening on that plate yeah so as he hears the the big flump of a dragon falling to the floor uh his adrenaline that was pulsating as he was flying up and multiple plans and then one singular plan was forming in his mind as he was carrying on up
00:57:38
Speaker
take a just more of a relaxed journey up, but he still wants to survey the scene up above. So yeah, he'll peek his head above ah the the p plate and tell, describe to me, Danny, what I see, how many eggs, what kind of breakfast is this?
00:57:58
Speaker
So you see this, this nest really, that is, that is about twice the size of the dragon that has now lies dead.
00:58:10
Speaker
In that nest, there's been disrupted.
00:58:16
Speaker
Four eggs sit in this pouch that has been created from Baal's vines and nothing else. Okay,
00:58:29
Speaker
so Nyx would ah fly... Stay aloft. These things are small. like They're not like the one that Bal won in the tournament. These things are the size of um a small football.
00:58:42
Speaker
They aren't... These are very um recently birthed. What is it when someone releases eggs? Wet eggs? not Not wet, but... but Laid? Ovulated?
00:58:54
Speaker
Ovulated. Queeft. Oh, wow.
00:59:00
Speaker
Nix would just hover towards where the vines are, because that's obviously where the weaker part is, and just kind of have his hands out ready to ah to catch if any decide to roll. But he's well aware that Bale is on his way up, ah so will take lead from Bale. So I'm waiting now.
00:59:19
Speaker
Okay, Bale, and you it takes a full turn and a dash for you to get up there. I think that speed you said was 30 feet. Yeah, i got 30 feet, but um you also you made 30 last time.
00:59:30
Speaker
dash makes you 60, so you're still not quite there. Sorry, Danny. Hold on, just going to stop you there, because that's not happening. You mentioned that this dragon had let out kind of like a death groan or cry within Seth's response.
00:59:45
Speaker
Baal hurtling up to the sky, kind of hears that looks down. sees this dragon dead on the floor, sees Tharic smashing into its neck as well, enraged, and he is going to dash down towards Tharic.
01:00:04
Speaker
Okay. I mean, I'm 30 foot up where I currently am. I don't know how close I am to said dragon currently. a where you would be at triangles, so you'd be 40 feet, 40 to 45 feet from Tharok.
01:00:17
Speaker
In which case, without the dash, would you allow me to have the wildfire spirit meet me halfway and teleport me to Tharok? Yep. Awesome. I want to kind of, as he's speeding down towards it, double-footed,
01:00:30
Speaker
push Tharic to one side if he can. He's not going to be able to. He's weak as shit. He's not going to be able to push this, but he is going for a double-footed flying dropkick towards the side of Tharic. you make a shove attack, please?
01:00:42
Speaker
It's a saving throw in the new 2024 rules. It's not going to be a high DC. You're going smash this out of the park, I'm sure, especially because you're raging. I don't even know what fucking DC it would be.
01:00:54
Speaker
I'm trying to see now. it's I mean, it's usually 10 plus proficiency bonus plus strength, which is 0. So 13, DC 13 saving throw from Tharik.
01:01:08
Speaker
20, not natural. Yeah, exactly. So he comes careening down, double-footed into the side of Tharik, who doesn't move from it. Um, but that's my action and my bonus action used.
01:01:22
Speaker
Thank you very much. Um, but with no conceivable threat, it does feel as though initiative is no longer necessary, but please let me know. I would like to stay in it.
01:01:34
Speaker
I still't want to say in it. I'm sorry. Next, the four eggs that remain are safely in those vines. So as long as those vines remain and you know, magic isn't permanent. Um,
01:01:46
Speaker
those four eggs are safe as long as those vines remain in place. and But, well, we will for the sake of this. Alpha, anything you wish to whilst in initiative? Del, Alpha's kind of eyes light up again as he takes Emron's healing word.
01:02:04
Speaker
He's not even getting off the floor. He's sitting up, obviously coated in yolk. The remnants of dragon eggs is what I was going to say, but yes, yolk.
01:02:15
Speaker
hu And he he's just kind of sat. Alpha got yoked.
01:02:22
Speaker
He's just ah sat on the floor, but just sat up and looking at this mess that's around him at the moment. He doesn't know what to do. He's lost at this stage. He's so confused.
01:02:32
Speaker
Thank you. Seth and Nivravar, in six seconds, is there anything you're urgently trying to do? Or is this now taking a breath? He would have seen that Emron is upright and moving away. And then instantly Seth is going to have turned on Nithravar and will try and grab him and try and ah strangle it.
01:02:48
Speaker
um But every time he gets his hands around it, he just kind of warps out of vision. Like you're trying to squeeze, you squeeze something in like, you know, they' looking in a mirror and then you, you, warp the mirror and and it like makes them appear really thin all of a sudden and perspective will shift that happens and Nith just flies out and he's just spending next six seconds trying to grab it and punch Nithravar in the the toothy mouth and we'll do that probably for the next couple of turns until something more exciting happens he is just know sorry not more exciting he is not aware there's a big fucking corpse in the middle of him he sees Emron's right and finger answers right I'm just gonna go and beat up this Quazit now um and try and figure out what the fuck just happened
01:03:29
Speaker
And you know ah eventually when you kill him, he will may reappear. 100%. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, but he's going to try anyway. Okay. ah Barok.
01:03:40
Speaker
I'm going to try and boot you in the in the back. Yeah, as the feathered ball hits him, he'll turn with a... hurr And then will immediately... just pro immediately the rage will start to subdue as sorrow starts to come over him. He's not here to fight these people.
01:03:56
Speaker
he put him He was put into the game for the Winged Watch to help these people. He knows in particular that Baal was the victor. Baal achieved the Winged Watch objective in that. So his rage will subdue.
01:04:08
Speaker
Sorrow will come over him. He'll drop the Great Axe. He'll drop to his knees. And he's just going to, almost like a kind of like brotherly kind of like, high five handshake clasp of the wrist, just take McBenner's wrist in his own and we'll just lower his head to the hand. And he's just clasping like he's holding McBenner's hand, like ah like that. And we'll just put his head on his hand and McBenner's hand.
01:04:37
Speaker
And, and it will just start to, his breathing will start to slow and he will just rage is replaced with sorrow.
01:04:49
Speaker
as he just kneels there, clasping with Ben's hand. Okay. Thank you very much. Emron, anything you wish to do? Or are you just sort of there with Alpha taking a breather?
01:05:00
Speaker
Emron's sort of, he's seen Alpha's up. um He's aware that they are not in a good place. There's table that might fall on them at any point. There were dragons. There's loads of yoke around him.
01:05:13
Speaker
um I'm just looking around. Are there any other ways out of this place? Make a sufficient check. We are still an initiative, chip so you don't have an awful lot of time to do this. know.
01:05:26
Speaker
ah That's not bad. That's a dirty 20.
01:05:30
Speaker
Save for excavating your way out, there's nothing at this level that, you know, magic or scaling and these walls may be. Cool. And um with that, and everyone sort of goes over towards Alpha.
01:05:46
Speaker
You're right, lad. We are an initiative, so you won't have the time to do this series. Cool. yeah Thank you very much, Nick Scorrell. You're there hovering. Four eggs remain in this viney pouch.
01:05:58
Speaker
Baal has changed direction it's no longer coming towards you. Yeah, I feel like Baal would want me to take care of these eggs, so I'm going to... This will take longer than six seconds, so this will be, um just as Mark described, the reigning of my... however long we stay in this.
01:06:16
Speaker
Nix is going to collect parts of the whatever a dragon uses to make a nest?
01:06:23
Speaker
I assume... In this kind of environment, it's going to be... there a stony plate. It's going to be... oh If there would seem to be like whatever to find a nest to add comfort to the eggs, he's going to just kind of line one pocket with it. There isn't really like furnishings or or organic matter. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. What would a dragon use in this...
01:06:46
Speaker
The dragon was roosting on this platform and was corelling, if you excuse the term, the eggs there. um It's not like a bird's nest that sort of feels homely or anything like that.
01:07:00
Speaker
It's just that's where they were collected. and I'm going to be corelling one in my left pocket, one in my right pocket and the other two and my hands.
01:07:12
Speaker
my arms awesome but that will take longer six minutes to collect and then um yeah yeah we're technically using an item so it'll take you four turns to do that perfect there we go take you 24 seconds to do that Cool.
01:07:25
Speaker
Awesome. Baal, what would you like to do? you're still an initiative for you based on your request. Yes. Yeah. Thank you. And sorry, guys. Tharic, with him stopping and with him kind of turning away and with him dropping to his knees and mourning, Baal is not focused on Tharic at all. His focus is 100% on the dragon that lays slain before him, neck asunder, um kind of ripped up as well.
01:07:51
Speaker
And he you're just going to hear him say, no no no no no no no, no, no no no and he's is he's just going to be rummaging around in his pack he's going to be pouring out uh contents from his inventory gold is going to be spilling to the floor and he's going to be picking said gold up and he's going to be kind of smothering it for this turn on the corpse of the dragon into wounds oh my in god you're not going for a revive are you
01:08:20
Speaker
Oh my God. allow me to do it within six seconds, Danny. With gold in place, he's placing his hands on this. Fire is going to trickle down from his eyes in tears, dripping onto his hands.
01:08:38
Speaker
He is going to, with the various other components of this spell and with the fact that the gold now takes the place of the diamonds, cast Revivify.
01:08:49
Speaker
Oh my God! Body of this blue dragon. And as that takes effect, the gold that he's placed with into the various wounds are going to almost like one of those... ah Japanese vases that's been broken and reforged, that gold is going to burn and melt and fill those gaps and seal those wounds.
01:09:13
Speaker
That's what I would like to happen. Whether or not that does is entirely up to you, but I'm casting Revivify on this creature. Okay. What I will do Is it an action? It is an action.
01:09:25
Speaker
Yeah. As you the dragon raises his neck once again.
01:09:34
Speaker
Anyone wish to leave initiative? So does anyone wish to remain in initiative? Yes. If just dragons come back to life, I'm going to hit it. literally The onimous gods of the Mortal Kombat voice comes down.
01:09:48
Speaker
Round two. In which case? Alpha. Alpha's turn. Sorry, Bal, they don't get an if in that situation. Alpha, top of the round.
01:10:00
Speaker
We are still an initiative. um you don't have to You don't have to follow initiative protocol. You can just continue to be where you were six seconds ago, covered in yoke and just taking in the scene.
01:10:12
Speaker
It's up to you. Yeah, i'm i'm I'm just going to be bathing in the yoke at this stage. let's Make you some yoke angels. Yeah. Watch the non-existent here.
01:10:26
Speaker
No, yeah, I'm still in like... but Depression stage. I'm sat in Yoke and he's kind of leant over in defeat at this moment. There's nothing else. Al's not doing anything for a few seconds. There's probably some malformed dragons in those eggs as well. One second. yoke
01:10:45
Speaker
Seth. Oh, shit. Your blade's still in your hand. You watch as this dragon you just slay lifts its head once again sees you
01:11:00
Speaker
And just readies its jaw. Is there anything you want to do?
01:11:07
Speaker
it's look It's looking at me. Yes, its bright eyes looking directly at you and it's it's it's opening its mouth.
01:11:18
Speaker
um One of those moments where Mii wants to do one thing and he's the other side of this dragon. And it has no... and you would not have seen Balboa. You wouldn't have seen Balboa. I'm fucking chasing a butterfly here. And then suddenly this thing has come back to life.
01:11:37
Speaker
The whole fear he has of things revit coming back undead the remembrance of the of the dragon in the in in the fight against the blight that flew, that was bone and ash. um the oh All that is kind of like, like we flashback going through his head. um i'll probably He'll probably go prone.
01:12:01
Speaker
and um And yeah, would I have heard anything that Baal would have said? Because if I'd heard him go, no, no, no, like is there any like spell? Is there a vocal component to revivify?
01:12:15
Speaker
Over the, um is there a verbal component? Yes, it's verbal, semantic and material. You would have heard Baal mutters something in Draconic. You would have heard we would not have heard Baal whisper emotion in his breath, no, no, no, no You would have heard Tharok making quite aggressive grunts.
01:12:30
Speaker
yeah Other than that, you would have just heard the
01:12:36
Speaker
of the dragon reanimating.
01:12:44
Speaker
Oh, this is delicious! Nith is going to be staring his eyes wide at this dragon as it starts to stir and twitch and turns its head towards him. And happening all at once, almost like a single message, gets sent into Seth's head. He stands, he grips his one scimitar tightly in his hand and Nith will just whisper quietly, The world has no mercy.
01:13:12
Speaker
So why should you? You cling to rules and conscience, yet the ones who set them are either dead or dying. Perhaps it's time to start writing your own laws.
01:13:28
Speaker
And Seth's going to swing it, dragon. Okay, with advantage because it's prone.
01:13:41
Speaker
Do I have to? Yeah, I do have to. Reaction, Veil of Sand. was going to raise a hand, puff sand up into Seth's face. What's distance? Not with advantage, just straight. it's within i five I've got to be within five foot of an ally is the wording of it, technically, within this band of sand that you've got.
01:14:00
Speaker
I only have to be five in within five foot of the thing that I want to cast it for. You're casting it on the... What's the ally? The dragon that I have revived that has to be willing to come back to this mortal realm.
01:14:13
Speaker
No, incorrect. Okay. The reading of Revit the fight, it doesn't need to be willing. It's just You're right. i Sorry. No, you're absolutely right. it doesn't need to be willing at all. The dragon is not currently an ally.
01:14:24
Speaker
Okay. Therefore, technically, Seth is, surely. Seth is not within five feet of Baal. No. So the only... And I'm unsure whether you perceive Tharok to be an ally. So...
01:14:36
Speaker
Do you want to just quickly reread that reaction? So it it says when a ah creature... Oh, wait, shit. Oh, wait, shit. When a creature provokes an attack... No, no, not that one, not that one. Looking at a different thing. ah Fuck!
01:14:47
Speaker
Veil of veil of sand. The thing that... The magic thing that you gave me! I can use a reaction that and spend a hit die to cast a Sandy Vale over yourself or an ally within five feet.
01:14:58
Speaker
Any creature attacking you or an ally. So if you're saying that this isn't an ally, it wouldn't work. I'm going to expend it regardless because I said I would, so I'll i'll take that hit die that's gone.
01:15:08
Speaker
ah can't reduce this down to a regular attack though.
01:15:13
Speaker
i I don't perceive an ally in that other than maybe Tharok, but you aren't trying to protect Tharok in that moment. Sorry, Will.
01:15:25
Speaker
so That's a 26 to hit. That will hit. You don't need to roll damage, but how do you want to re-kill this? Oh, God, again. It would be a straight kind of like, if it's just moving around, he'd just go in for
01:15:43
Speaker
Like a huntsman. again It's it's a, it's a let it's a back back leg. Look for an artery. I just, I just in, up, out. And then looking at it again, looking for signs of blight, looking for signs of change, looking for, uh, ways of finding Emron for radiant damage, for ways of permanently killing this thing. It's he's, he's, he's going to fall into a panic and still Nithra. not going to do it. Cause I'm everyone's bored of hearing that fucking voice now, but he's just there. A constant white noise of just advice and, and,
01:16:13
Speaker
pleading and these thoughts and these ideas constantly in his in his head and he's just again this sweat it's almost like feverish let's come over Seth and it lets out a very painful groan and draws no breath
01:16:32
Speaker
does anyone wish to stay in initiative Seth's got no reason to now yes okay Darok anything you to do
01:16:43
Speaker
Just clutching the hand of McBenner in a sorrow. That's Farrakh. Thank you. Emron, anything you want to do? You just ask a question. You're right, lad. And then all that just happened. Emron's still like, president ah I'm going to use my healing hands ability and heal myself for 3d4 hit points. And that's it.
01:17:03
Speaker
um I'm looking over. I keep hearing like, is it breathing? Is it not? Is it it's dying? Is it the size? It's dying and the air is coming. He has no idea. He's just looking over. yeah But the dragon won't have a turn. Nyx Corell, you have said you're going to be using your next turn to pocket another egg.
01:17:20
Speaker
So we're back to bar, bottom of the round. Egg hunt. So have i have I seen, have I heard Seth kind of attacking this again, re-slaying this dragon?
Confrontation Over Dragon Eggs
01:17:32
Speaker
You would have heard the sound, the impact of a blade going into flesh once again. Okay. Okay. I will kind of climb up onto the top of the corpse of this dragon, see what Seth is doing and say, fucking stop!
01:17:52
Speaker
And I will cast heat metal on his scimitar.
01:17:59
Speaker
um Okay. Now, his heat metal concentration It's concentration. Yeah, Biles is seeing red. He's not thinking about this. he's not His mind is not on those eggs. His mind is 100% here. Otherwise, if he was within his own mind, yeah, there's no way he'd be doing this. It's a fucking situation. which case, Nyx, you only save two of the four eggs.
01:18:24
Speaker
Ah, shit! The mines and two more eggs drop. I will cast...
01:18:34
Speaker
Oh! You are flying, so... Be careful of anything you cast breaking your flight.
01:18:41
Speaker
Are they still falling in the same direction as me? You will not be hit for these ones. It's not about hit. want to try and catch one if any are falling my direction. We'll get there in a second. We'll just see what Nyx is thinking.
01:18:51
Speaker
Thank you. I want to... Break free? It's not... It's... Can you cast another spell when you're concentrating As long as it's not a concentration one. But it's not your action, is it?
01:19:04
Speaker
You're concentrating on flying. You've spent your action pocketing. So all you have is a reaction. I've got a reaction I can cast Featherfall. ah You could cast Featherfall. Does it say creature?
01:19:15
Speaker
Choose up to five falling creatures within range. Fucking hell.
01:19:26
Speaker
rolling the dice last time, Danny. Oh. now If it helps, when I was collecting them, I was naming them. Shut up.
01:19:42
Speaker
Right, names go. Quick.
01:19:47
Speaker
Quell one, quell two, quell three, quell. Scrambled, fried, poached, no!
01:19:59
Speaker
I'll allow this. I feel like any I'll allow this. so Okay. So as I go to reach for the remaining two eggs and the whole thing starts dropping, Nyx is well versed now at casting Featherfall thanks to the previous traps and he'll just instantly um cast it on the two.
01:20:17
Speaker
Now tell me, was that a Woloko Sorcerer? ah That be sorcerer. I would like you to make a d20 roll, please. That's okay. let ka Will you have to roll for this to have fun?
01:20:34
Speaker
ah Here we go. That's a 15. Alright, fine. who If Ty has a chaos back. um Yes. So, Nyx, you've pocketed two and two are just slowly descending at very cool rate that as long as so You don't change your rate of concentration.
01:20:55
Speaker
Wait, Featherfall and Fly, none of those are concentration or just one of those concentration? What if Fly is concentration? Featherfall is not. Then in which case, M1 and Alpha, you will be able to collect those eggs if Mix doesn't pick up up on the way down.
01:21:09
Speaker
I'll pick them up on the way down. I've got two in my pocket, so I've got two two hands free. So I'll just be... That'll be your next two turns doing that. Yeah, that's absolutely Gucci with me. They still fall at 60 feet per round. That's quite fast, isn't Either way. Fuck you, Will. but say i'm goingnna Just Just saying. I'm going to stay on chronology here. So back to the casting of heat metal then. So you're heating metal on Seth's scimitar.
01:21:40
Speaker
Okay. What does Seth need to do? if he's holding or wearing the object, yes, uh, he, he takes damage. Whoops. Uh, but he is going to need to make a con save to be able to actually keep holding said weapon. Um, there's nine points of fire damage as the scimitar burns white hot, but he will need to make a con save.
01:22:04
Speaker
Okay. So that will take Seth down to 13 hit points. Uh,
01:22:10
Speaker
And his con save he'll make in a second. Seth, could you make a constitution saving throw for us, please? Yeah, not a problem.
01:22:21
Speaker
Okay, constitution. But I'll just heat it up your scimitar. Cool, that's a 15. Meet beats. Meet some bad misss beats. So you retain the... You don't drop it?
01:22:36
Speaker
it doesn't He doesn't have to drop it. okay It's not a compulsion to drop it, but it is burning in your hands. So just to recap, Seth. Yeah. Baal leapt on top of the corpse of the dragon, shouted stop, stop, stop, and cast Heat Metal on your scimitar.
01:22:51
Speaker
You took 9 points of damage. You're now on 13 hit points. And um you have the ability now to drop this flaming hot ah scimitar that will only hurt you more if you hold it.
01:23:07
Speaker
and Can I perceive... was this Did this come from Bottle? Yes. where He's pointed at you and he's casted that on your cemetery. You saw the whole thing. Yeah, he dropped it. Okay.
01:23:18
Speaker
Thank you. Would anyone else like to remain in initiative?
01:23:22
Speaker
I kind of need to unless... That's fine. i i I'm really sorry. Keep it going. Keep it going, man. This is awesome. I want to stay in initiative for the fucking lol. I'm asking...
01:23:37
Speaker
I'm just asking because we reach that at the end of every round. So, top of the round, Alpha. Anything you do? Are you continuing in the... You've had 12 seconds of just recovering. Would you like another 6 seconds of recovering?
01:23:49
Speaker
and I think, actually on this round, Alpha would have um seen the eggs start to fall for however briefer moments, but obviously Nix has took care of them. But in the moment, he's kind of brought his head up. He sees Bob stood on top of the corpse of the dragon, screaming Seth, no, no, no, will stop, stop, stop.
01:24:10
Speaker
And um
01:24:15
Speaker
he's kind of took in certain things. is He doesn't know how it's worked, but he's seen the gold have been plowed into the dragon. Alpha's going to get up, just kind of use whatever movement he can to kind of approach Baal in a very weakened state, he's just going to kind of reach his hands into his pouch, pull out a couple of handfuls of gold, and he's just going to gesture it. to but Ball.
01:24:43
Speaker
got Gold. More. He doesn't know what to do. he doesn't know how to say. He doesn't know how to speak, but he's down to a logical person being resorted to like singular words at this stage.
01:25:01
Speaker
Thank you. Round three? Before it's Seth's turn.
01:25:08
Speaker
And only Nix, you would... Hmm. Nix, you'd be the closest recipient. Oh, shit. So this structure you're in is about another 80 feet taller than you.
01:25:22
Speaker
this This sort of rocky crop that you are... this this This chamber has been hewn into to create. And you're seeing like a series of sort of windows.
01:25:33
Speaker
Picture like... um Picture like ah an owlry from Harry Potter or like ah how ah a messenger pigeon's roost would look like this um cylindrical structure with loads of different carved out windows for people to ah creatures to fly in and out of.
01:25:47
Speaker
But they're shaped to this dragon. yeah
01:25:54
Speaker
There is a colossal shadow.
Shondralakar's Arrival
01:26:00
Speaker
three or four of these on the eastern side for a split second before there is an almighty impalement. And above you, the ceiling is just hewn clear off and you see this black mass in the sky and then the night sky above you.
01:26:18
Speaker
And you watch.
01:26:22
Speaker
Seconds later, another slice is pulled away as this colossal black shadow passes through.
01:26:30
Speaker
And then claw, a blue claw, the size of the entire
01:26:42
Speaker
The diameter of this outcrop just grasps around what's left of this structure about 15 feet above your head. So much has just been shaven off like layers.
01:26:55
Speaker
And this claw just rips and you see this eye, this side of a dragon's face that is the size of a football pitch. This blue scaled dragon. And I'm holding two of its eggs. Just staring in.
01:27:13
Speaker
Seth, the roof has just been ripped off. And there is this giant talon.
01:27:22
Speaker
The dragons have talons? Feet, claws. I think it's claws. um've I've got a stat block. It's fucking claws.
01:27:32
Speaker
Sort of and hooked onto this structure just above Nyx.
01:27:39
Speaker
You've just been told to stop. Your hand is burning hot. What are you doing? He knows exactly what's just happened and and it came from Baal. and And it's going to happen simultaneously again. But within the six seconds, he's going to like open palm like, what the fuck you doing to Baal? And slap a couple of times one of his open wrists and in in direction towards Baal.
01:27:58
Speaker
with the tattoos that he took from Baal and the and the and the ah the curse that he has um is carrying for him. At the same time, Nithra Vaz can be saying out loud towards where Baal is, the world doesn't care for restraint.
01:28:13
Speaker
but it's It's for Nix, but it's about the world outside in front of him. He doesn't reward caution. It only listens to those that are loud enough to make it kneel. Did Corellius wield for peace? Will this... And he gestures to Baal.
01:28:25
Speaker
ah Will this draconic dissent... Will this draconic descendant restrain? And that's all that's going to happen. i can do Thank you. Before we move to Tharok's turn, this huge blue claw just scales down the structure and carves it in two to the point now where it just sort of shatters.
01:28:51
Speaker
And you are all stood there. on the in this chamber that is now wall-less and roof-less. It is a plateau in a massive bowl the size of football fields, football stadiums in every direction, and you cannot see the floor, just like the same conditions as when you walked over the bridge.
01:29:15
Speaker
And there is a gargantuan blue ancient dragon.
01:29:20
Speaker
Baal, you look upon Shondralakar herself, Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Mummy's home.
01:29:33
Speaker
And, Nyx, from your angle only, her gullet crackles with blue energy.
01:29:46
Speaker
And you hear this low, resonating roar begin to grow.
01:29:54
Speaker
And that's where going to end this week's episode. Fuck. Of the Fellowship of the Tabletop, Bellum Draconis. I've only just healed us.
01:30:08
Speaker
So Darren, you played a character for two episodes there? Hold on. You can tank lightning, right? Thank you.
01:30:21
Speaker
Oh, fuck. You're just going to to tune in next week, guys. Farewell. Farewell! Bye!