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Nonsensical Nonsense
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It was a Glickless night but the panel was popping and the guys were having fun we even had some crazy drama at the end of the with a member leaving the network
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Thank you.
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That's it.
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show.
Show Kickoff and Solo Hosting
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Hey, y'all but better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
00:04:31
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. that but What, baby?
00:04:40
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You're right, Blake. It is a long fucking intro. I'm just saying. Welcome, our everybody, to Nonsensical Nonsense. I am the only one here. Shocker. Actually, no, I knew Glick was gonna be out of time I did forget, that's on me.
00:04:55
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i was sitting there, messaged him when I was like, hey dude, what the fuck? Where's the studio? He's like, dude, I'm in fucking Pennsylvania. So what are gonna do? So I am gonna drop the link earlier than normal.
00:05:07
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going Normally we'd kind of say hi, hey, how you doing? What's up, how's your fucking week going? But I'm by myself, so don't give a fuck. So there it is. So how is everybody doing?
00:05:20
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Chalk, I see you're in the chat. How you doing, buddy? Of course, Wally, how you doing? Chris, technician. The link is in the chat.
St. Patrick's Day and Technical Challenges
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It is St. Paddy's Day. And you know what?
00:05:32
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i have a I have a rant I'm going to go on about. I get the whole concept of St. Paddy's Day. I get the whole concept of he's a giant poo swad. He's in Pencil Pucktarnia.
00:05:47
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So...
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Anywho, the whole made-up holidays is kind of my rant. I don't and don't care, to be honest. I really don't.
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So it's like one of those things. I don't and wear green and I don't... Well, no, I don't. I have green on. There you go. So there's green on my watch. That counts.
00:06:14
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But yeah, I don't do the whole, let's go out and do some fucking dumb shit. I mean, I can do that on a Wednesday. So I don't need an excuse to go to the bar. I don't go to the bar anyway. someone looks But yeah, if anybody wants to come up, you can.
00:06:29
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The link is in the chat. Bio.link slash Nonsensical Network is everything we do. And I'm just going to sit here and rant and rave by myself because i completely forgot Glick was going to be here. So I forgot to reach out to anybody.
00:06:45
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So there's that. It's one of those things. I get it. ah You got family duties, the thing to do. I get it. I get it. It's the weekend. It's a holiday. I completely forgot because I. I with this whole daylight savings thing time, it's driving me fucking insane.
00:07:06
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You know, I don't change my time zone. I get that. But I have to adjust my work schedule, podcasting schedule, and everything. My clock is the same. It is 6.48 or 6.08.
00:07:22
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or six o eight Jesus, I can't even talk. and But my computer says 7.08. My work clock says it's 6. it's
00:07:32
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5.08. So, you know, I got three clocks to stare at. I'm going to get one of those setups like you see in hotels where they have like the 14 different fucking time zones. I'm going to have to do that just so I can keep track. we're Like, okay.
00:07:44
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And ah instead of labeling them like Mountain Central, I'm going to put podcast work, you know, my time. I'm going put, you know, whatever the 14 things I can think of because I...
00:07:59
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technically go across the broad spectrum of time apparently i'm in a bit of a mood so there's that and you know they won't yeah you know and that's okay because let's be honest who cares it's just me i'm just me but yes if anybody wants come up keep me company have a conversation about whatever because it is The Nonsense Go Nonsense Open Door Challenge. We are open for business as usual. I'm going to be here for a little while.
00:08:34
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And if anybody wants to come up and discuss something, talk about something. Last night, Blaze and I had a great guest. Michael was awesome. Really cool guy. i And holy shit.
00:08:47
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Some of those sketches he was part of were hilarious. Um... Tomorrow, of course, is Unnecessary Roughness with who going to talking a little footy. Well, I was going say football, but it's technically football season's over.
00:09:01
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I think. I don't know. and don't pay attention. And then, of course, Monday. What do you want?
Weekly Schedule and Merchandise Discussion
00:09:07
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Yeah, well, you're, yes, well. um Monday, of course, is Speedway Stories. Wally is going to having a guest up, if I'm correct. Correct, Wally?
00:09:19
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I'm not sure. ah guys I know your guest rescheduled, so you are, of course, scheduling him back. um I think it's for this Monday. And then, of course, Tuesday, Glick is going to be interviewing or doing reviews on music.
00:09:36
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Wednesday, of course, we'll be back with What the Fuck News. All the news that is news is big, say What the Fuck, that'll be here. Thursdays, Wally comes back with Cold-Blooded Conversations where he talks some reptiles and I'm going to be honest. I don't watch Wally's show because it scares the shit of me, dude.
00:09:59
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Yes, I'm always here, Joker. You know, it's one of those things. It's like... I'm glutting for punishment. We'll put it that way. And then, of course, Fridays.
00:10:12
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At least I got something new this Friday, which I actually have to do some research on. No, hey... Chaka, I get it, man. Go to you go to your kids' fight. I saw the t-shirt. I really like it.
00:10:25
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I think it's going to be awesome. Have a blast. And, of course, let's hope he wins. I'm sure he will. No way. Oh, my God. Do have to lock my fucking door?
00:10:36
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What the... Not a minute of peace ever.
00:10:43
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I'm going to... I wish I had some alcohol tonight. I really do. Um... Like said, this is kind of a last minute thing that, you know, I completely forgot Glick was going to be here. I had a couple of cop topics of conversation I wanted to bring up.
00:10:58
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not Nothing serious or crazy, but it was like one of those things like I messaged Glick and I was like, hey, dude, we got like 10 minutes to go before showtime. Where's the fucking studio?
00:11:09
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And of course, he was like, dude, I'm in pencil. Fucktart again. I was like, ah, yeah. I forgot. Because... Life, you know.
00:11:20
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So was like, you know what, fuck it, I'll go up by myself. I've done it before. I'll do it again. You know, I'm blooding for punishment apparently. And I just heard a mess.
00:11:32
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Clean up the mess you just made. I heard it. Don't pretend I didn't. I'm gonna mark this as, okay, no problem. ah But yeah, i'd like said, if anybody wants come up, the link is in the chat. We can talk about whatever.
00:11:45
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I am open to anything. Unlike some people, I refuse to bite a kangaroo or a bear. That's true. Don't forget to smash that like button and hit subscribe.
00:11:57
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Ring that bell. Tickle my fancy. That way you can see all the stuff we do here on the Nonsensical Network. Of course, that bio.link right there scrolling across the bottom of your screen.
00:12:10
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If I am not joined by anybody in a while. I'm not going rant all night by myself, but I am going to try to do at least an hour if I have to do it all by myself. I already did the Nonsensical Nonsense Network. Thank you, sir.
00:12:23
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I appreciate what you're doing, but unless you're willing to come up camera, you should.
00:12:31
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But, well, what are you guys doing out there in Pennsylvania? gle what are you I'm assuming you're her parents or like We're going to drink all night because it's a day to celebrate green and stuff.
00:12:45
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And leprechauns. I am the leprechaun. So there is that. But I was just getting serious. Yes, that thank you. That's the one I forgot. I didn't forget that. I didn't put it in her page, you know, because apparently I'm not allowed to.
00:13:00
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But Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner, um Facebook and Instagram, you can get yourself some merchandise from us or just get yourself something made from Nikki. She'll make you something.
00:13:11
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um T-shirts, hats, ah stickers are on the way from my understanding. And, of course, I'm
00:13:21
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ah The mugs are a thing, too. So you can get some things made. ah I'm still waiting on my shirt from Arliss. And I just checked it this morning.
00:13:32
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It's still in customs. So it's like, you know, I was telling Michael last night, our guest, New Haber. I said, as opposed, because he was like, well, I'm sending you guys a shirt. And I was like, yeah, that's kind of difficult for me because I live in Cancun.
00:13:47
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And if you send it by regular mail, I'll never get it. Like, I tried to explain this to Arliss. And he sent it by mail before I could correct his mistake. If you send it by DHL, yes, it costs a little bit more.
00:13:59
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I don't mind covering that cost. It just comes down to, a it's quicker. b they call me when I'm at the gate. I don't have to keep an eye on everything. And if you go through regular mail... Oh, yeah, it's it's been there since the February 11th.
00:14:16
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So it's been there a month plus. It's retarded. So my guess is I'll never see the shirt. Because this is why I say you can't... so like When I first moved here, my mom...
00:14:31
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sent me some stuff through mail. I never got it. I know she had the address right. I know everything was correct. It just never got here. The only thing that comes in my mail are bills.
00:14:44
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It's like if my electric re bill, my water bill, and I think that's it. Yeah, I think that's about it. Those are the only things that happen to make it, you know, especially internationally, you know, especially when you're sending stuff.
00:14:58
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It's one of those crazy things, you know, the people that work in customs. I have a friend of mine that literally ships stuff in all the time. And if I'm sending bringing something in, like if i if I call Glick, I'm like, hey, dude, send me a box of fucking Slim Jims and a couple of T-shirts.
Mail in Mexico and Internet Issues
00:15:14
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I would actually have him send it to my buddy in Florida. that is shipping stuff in the next couple weeks. And because that guy ships thousands of dollars at a time of like car parts.
00:15:27
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And what he does is he'll just, you know, wrap in plastic, put it in a ah inside a transmission or something and get it sent.
00:15:39
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um Oh, yeah, the bills get there, not a problem. That's never a problem. But, yeah he yeah, I've had him send me stuff in the past where, you you know, it puts it's inside the rim of a tire, you know, or that way doesn't get taken.
00:15:53
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But he's actually at customs when the stuff arrives where I'm not going to go all the way to Mexico City and just go pick up a T-shirt. It is... That would be an expensive t-shirt because the flight I think the cheapest flight I can get in Mexico City on short notice.
00:16:08
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It's like 300 bucks Plus it's like a two-hour flight. So you're looking at four hours just to get there and then you got to go stand in customs and I'd rather Shoot my myself the foot.
00:16:19
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No offense. ah Sorry. That was funny I'm making myself one but yeah, it's one of those things. It's like
00:16:30
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There's great things about ma living in Mexico. There's also terrible shit things like that. So it's like, ugh, I just can't be bothered with the whole... It's so much easier just send shit at DHL. I've literally ordered stuff off of... like my One of my parents, my mom sent me a bunch of stuff.
00:16:51
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And...
00:16:54
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It's like, I think it costs $10 more to put it through DHL. And it got here without a problem. Got a phone call. We're at the gate.
00:19:18
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Okay, that was weird because my internet just died for no reason. um It was like, hey, there's Blaze. Yeah. so You just came back on You were frozen there for a while. It looked like dead air. like I completely just took it for a second.
00:19:34
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Yeah. and yeah Which was great because I had to yell the kids. It was like perfect timing. So I yelled at the kids real quick and I had to reset my router.
00:19:45
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But how are you doing, buddy? mean ah guess i yeah I'm here to save your ass now. i didn't have glick i didn't I didn't know Glick. You know what? I totally forgot.
00:19:59
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He mentioned it kind of in passing kind of thing because I wasn't if sure if it was 100% percent ah thing or not. And I was just like, all right. And then I completely forgot about it because it's been a week.
00:20:11
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So... But yeah. Oh, okay. You know, and like said, I have no problem just sitting here ranting Raven for an hour or so. Yeah, but Chaka's kids fight tonight.
00:20:23
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I know. I saw that. saw that. i kind of want I kind of wanted to watch. Like
00:20:32
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I said, he he talked about kind of doing a a little... Happy St. Sadie's Day. I made a whole thumbnail for tonight. Yeah, and I don't I was just saying, I don't really do the whole holidays thing in general.
00:20:47
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Well, it doesn't say seeing it doesn't say Happy St. Paddy's Day. Sadie's Day. St. Paddy's Day is really Monday. It's just because i say said i was actually pause i was like it yes it's not for you.
00:20:59
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It was for the audience. Yeah, well, nobody watches just me, so who cares? And ah if it would have been just me, nobody would seen the background anyways.
00:21:11
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That's a good point. You know, because when it's just me, it would just be all me all the time. So i was like, yeah, I don't care about the background. I just kind of threw one up because it was there was nothing there. But OK, cool. Yeah, it's like one of those things. ah I mentioned the click. I sent him a message. I was like, dude, we got like 10 minutes. Where's the fucking studio?
00:21:31
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He's like, I'm in fucking Pennsylvania. i was like, ah, yeah, totally forgot about that. I didn't know he was going either. I'm pretty sure he mentioned it, but I completely forgot.
00:21:44
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i might have little find yourself you might need You might need to find yourself whether Saturday night or not.
Show Hosting Dynamics and Future Plans
00:21:51
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Who? Me? Oh, no, I've been told multiple times it's not my show.
00:21:59
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if I thought Saturdays was. I'm so sorry. well look Technically, it is, but I don't host. you know I've been told multiple times, and I quote, it's my show, and I do everything. So there is that. so That's right. It is Saturday. It is Glick's show.
00:22:19
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Yeah. oh I figure than he then shouldn't have Glick got you a co-host? you would have anyway You would think that, you know, but yeah but that would be thinking outside of the box. I'm just saying. Before i jump to any conclusions, maybe I need to go check all my messages. Maybe I forgot something.
00:22:37
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Well, and that's the thing. ah So now that the kids are home 24 seven, they constantly steal my phone. So I don't get messages unless I'm sitting at my computer. Okay. So it's like, I haven't been on my computer all day for the simple fact that You know, I sit here fucking 12 to 14 to 15, 18 hours some days.
00:22:57
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So it's like I don't want to get on my computer on Saturdays. So I had literally slept a lot today. God damn it. I was uploading Wednesday's show and now it won't go because my internet took a dick.
00:23:11
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Yeah, it's been raining here all day today. I've been kind of just chilling. um Actually, I was at my computer when I came up. That's only reason why it did come up, because was at my computer. I'm sitting here working on a new outro, which i have, I think, just about all the visuals done. I've got to do a couple more editing, and then I've got to add the sound, and it'll be an update.
00:23:31
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It'll be an update. Nice. Well, the good news is, working what I was I... did was i I do want to go ahead and download ah ah going down download what I have if you want to see it.
00:23:46
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Sure. Yeah, because I want to kind of discuss, you know, not go into major detail, but kind of like what is the plan for next Friday? I know you talked about doing like a deep dive. and Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm okay with talking about preview but that's ah that's an awful That's an offline conversation. No, no. I'm just saying for the fans so they know what what Friday is coming.
00:24:06
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Oh, this coming Friday is going to be a long-form show. yeah The topic is still undecided, but it's going to be a long-form show. Trying to split stuff up. So on Friday night, it's not always the same thing. We've got some trivia We've got a long-form. We'll have like what that to lights, camera discussion. We've got different topics. And then um ah night to share some sort of.
00:24:32
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short film or something of that sort. Okay, so we're not doing a just short term all the time? not No, where i'm i'm really um I'm really trying to like bring some better content, some less lazy content, and i don't want to fuck with any more copyright shit. Amen to that.
00:24:48
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And we were mildly worried about it last night, but we had one of the the guy that was on camera, most of the clips we watched was on the show, so i don't think it's going to be an issue.
00:25:03
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Sorry, I had to type this out. Oh, no, you're good. What's up, Chris? How's it going, man? To answer Rip Dog, yes, I've been working for... Was it was it was a Friday night?
00:25:20
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Yeah, a Friday night that you and I were getting ready to do the um Nonsense and Chill I quit my job, and by Monday, I started a new one.
00:25:33
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And I've been doing that new one. i i am This week is officially a month in this new one. And I'm liking it. I like my new job.
00:25:43
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I am going to show, Jeff, I'm going to present the new outro that I'm working on. This is not not anything that is done and complete. Still got some more tweaks to it. However, it is... um Oh, the new outro for the network. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is about two minutes long, and there's no sound.
00:26:03
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You might, all so you all right, so I haven't muted all the sound run at on it. At least I don't think I remember doing it all, so you might hear a little bit sound. But it's all from our shows, so yeah, I'm going to ahead and play it real quick. Yeah, please.
00:26:16
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Something different. Yeah, a little bit. Oh, I see what you did there. I like that. Showed a little clips. Mm-hmm.
00:26:27
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ben with his head barely sticking out of that thing so yeah Yeah, I was trying to get his as many people from all from the network as much as possible. Okay. so yeah Yeah, I was going to ask you about that last night because we ended the show last night and i was like, I wonder if he's actually working on that because ah if you weren't, I was going to start.
00:26:48
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Start what? was just going to work on the outro. Oh, no, I've been working on sign it going to what and redo it. and Well, that's kind of what I'm doing here. I did start with the shell of the old one, and I'm kind of revamping. Like, if you see the bottom, the like, comment, share, it's the same as the last. I'm going to change that.
00:27:06
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i just at First, I wanted to get the logos on there. I wanted to get video clips of the show, so there's something a little bit sitting there to to look at. Yeah, so people know what they're going be seeing. Look, there's Tony Dean.
00:27:19
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little trivia action. Size up there. i see you and me. The bottom. yeah i was yeah Oh, that's that's that was Clockwork. was on that as well He doesn't come on camera. i but but That's cool. I like that.
00:27:35
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Still work in progress. As opposed to logos. I like that. use the way count People can see on the intro you know what each show looks like. I like that.
00:27:45
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Are they going to have the song are they going to have clips from the show's audio? That's not cool, Chris. um Just a song. I'm keeping the clips. you know Oh, that's horrible.
00:27:58
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What do I do for a living? Right now I am in between jobs. I'm a vet, so I mean like ah get my disability check, but I'm a divorcee. All that groovy shit.
00:28:09
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Kind of living the bachelor life. so Yeah. yeah um um Right now I'm trying to get in more of the digital sort of area of the world. Yeah.
00:28:21
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With this. I get that. Well, I, you know, one of the things you you might want to look into, I actually had mild success on it, was helping people build logos and stuff.
00:28:35
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I've built like nine logos for companies. Some of the logos that we air on this and this channel, i've I've put together myself. Oh, I get that, but the difference is you actually get paid for them.
00:28:48
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This is true. I'm currently not getting paid for the work I'm doing on this network. That's the difference. however However, you know what else advertisement I'm currently in the process of making, which will hopefully be out by the end, hopefully middle of next week?
00:29:02
Speaker
Patreon ad. We got our Patreon up and running. um So if you guys want to check us out, I will try to get it. Let me... and and I saw the link. You put it in our chat. I did. I dropped it in facebook i dropped it yeah dropped it in Facebook. I think I dropped it in chat. so If you want to find it in chat,
Patreon and Creative Discussions
00:29:20
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drop it in the chat. It's our Patreon.
00:29:22
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We currently only have one tier. um It's just a buck a month. That'll help eventually pay for our are editing subscriptions and et cetera. It brings some better content.
00:29:38
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Yeah. Just a buck a month? That's all we're asking. That's all we're asking. What's up, Glooky Boy? I actually sent you a challenge. i was There he is. seventy which Who'd you send challenge to?
00:29:53
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ah no. I sent it to Blaze. What are you talking about? Those businesses are no longer in business. Actually, they are. I was fucking with Jeff. He said he made logos for businesses. I said they're no longer in business.
00:30:06
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Only one one out of them went out of business. And it was it was Brad Bowden's because his market is saturated
00:30:18
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yeah i was saturated. I think Glick just froze or something. Yeah. I don't remember where I saw that Patreon. You must be in I... ah find it quick not Oh, I just found it. Glick actually shared it.
00:30:37
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And then I'm also working on a little promo for... we well we like put I put the Patreon link in the chat, folks.
00:30:49
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We don't have any... I'm on McDonald's Wi-Fi. Yeah.
00:30:57
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I'll hear where we're at. Oh, who found that? Thank you. Whoever found that. I did. I put it in the chat. Patreon. yeah Check it out. We have nothing there yet, but we will have stuff by the end of this coming week.
00:31:11
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ah The plan is trivia nights Friday night are going to be live. As usual, always always be live. However, I'll only keep it up for a week and then I'm like up it on Patreon. Oh, I see what you're there. Or half of it. Or those nights where we'll and let's say Saturday night. I do that long for the last time.
00:31:30
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Yeah, yeah. So I actually i i edited that one tonight. I'm going upload it on Facebook, YouTube, e etc. on the edited version. Take down the original live.
00:31:42
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Anybody wants to watch all the cool shit? Because that was a six and i hat six and a half hours. total Four and a half hour old but four hours of that is us just behind the scenes just bullshitting. Not even about whatever that shit was that night. Movie night.
00:31:59
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I'm talking trash about Jeff. Glick's talking trash about Jeff. It was a fun night. So it'll be on. ah you Yeah, you. Yeah. you right I'm surprised you guys.
00:32:09
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yeah I would be surprised if you didn't talk about me after. Let's be honest. Yeah. um That'll be up. That'll be up. See, the challenge I sent you. I said it a couple weeks ago.
00:32:20
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ah Well, you are. the When you when you roll your joints. Now, I know you usually do a lot of a bowl or or a bong or something. But do you make your own filter? Oh, I saw that. The the Pickle Rick one. the Yeah. yeah i sp I think you should do this. i i had I have in the past because you can buy you can buy packages of crutches.
00:32:42
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So, okay. in In a joint, the end piece where it's like just paper, it's not a filter. No, it's literally just twisted. It's called a crutch. I always thought it was called crutch. It's called a crutch.
00:32:55
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Anyway, a roach is a spent joint. Anyway. Oh, yeah. Anyway, you can you can buy those those crutches, a pack of crutches, like a couple bucks, like 50 of them or whatnot from all.
00:33:09
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Yeah, I bought them for a while. And I would sit there. I never got that extravagant on, like, holding a Rick face. That's pretty amazing. surprise But, you know, i would sit there, and I made a marijuana leaf one time, but I'd just make spirals and zigzags, nothing complicated.
00:33:26
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so Yeah, you know what? yeah Well, I... My wife, you know, she started smoking weed for because she has cancer. um And so what I would do is I would cut a business card so was about the size of a piece of litmus paper and just roll it into a, you know, a loose spiral and then put at the end of her thing. I tell you this, you guys ever staying in a hotel in a legal state, don't have your papers?
00:33:54
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If you're saying some rinky-dink, run in the middle a hotel, usually you'll find a Bible, a Gideon Bible. Fox likes to leave those things for for everybody. But anyway, um usually a blank usually in the back and in the front of the book, there's a couple blank pages.
00:34:09
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You can make some hell of fucking... fucking hog joints out of those motherfuckers. Smoke some knowledge. I'm just saying. Yeah, I've seen that before. Well, I've also, i don't know how good it is for you, but I've seen people use, what's called? ah Phone books.
00:34:27
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Arliss, let me ah simmer on that. let me Let me get the creative juices flowing. There he is. How you doing, Wally? What's up, guys? How's the wife?
00:34:39
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She's doing better. She's hanging out at her sister's and everything until her next surgery and stuff, and she'll be there for a while. Not to be that asshole, but are you going change your name to Eileen?
00:34:50
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Yeah, sure.
00:34:53
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That's fucked. That's so fucked. missed the because I was reading Arliss' things and thinking, I missed the part where you asked him how his wife was doing, and I forgot his answer, but I did hear the part where what you said
00:35:12
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Yeah, she's doing good. She's got her first doctor's appointment. that They're going to check it and everything Monday. What caliber was it? A 40.
00:35:22
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know yeah That's that' is not... that's why i know for yeah hoson yeah But yeah, that, everything's going alright.
00:35:33
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Things are a little tight right now, but we'll get through it. Do you mind if I ask how the damage is or you don't have to go into it. You don't go into detail. completely reconstruct We'll just, we'll just say complete reconstructive surgery of the foot blaze. We'll just leave it at that.
00:35:50
Speaker
She's got to have a second like a Terminator style foot. She's got, she's got one started basically. She's got titanium and she's got rods and stuff in her foot with, I didn't know they did, uh, for rebuilding. They actually use a concrete in surgical for the rods and stuff.
00:36:07
Speaker
Yes. Like a plaster of hairs or straight up like... like it's almost It's almost like a surgical style concrete. so But yeah, other than that, then she's got to have the next surgery here in like six weeks is a complete reconstructive and bone graft of her heels. so But other than that, yeah, everything's going good. Kids are going all right.
00:36:29
Speaker
Exactly. Right through the top of her foot. oh So, yeah. If ever go to Wally's, I'm wearing steel-toed boots all the time. you ain't going come in my door because I'll get the bearded dragon out after your little ass. I'll be like, you know what? I'm good, know?
00:36:46
Speaker
We're bearded dragon for lunch, boys. I'm just saying. No, no it's it's ah it's a horrible thing. I only made the joke to kind of lighten the mood, but it's like 40. forty that's all It's all good, man. It's just there's still some animosity that trying to get over. How long is she going to be on crutches, do you know?
00:37:07
Speaker
Right now, she's pretty much on a mobile scooter kind of deal. She wants to get up and move around. but She braces her knee on that it's there. so Oh, yeah, one of those ones that looks like really raised. Yeah, basically, like except it's a mobile one where she manually move hops around on one foot pretty much. But, yeah, other than that, she's got the crutches too.
00:37:28
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She'll be on it for a while. Like i said, i' probably if everything goes, it'll be –
00:37:35
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end of summer, maybe by the time she gets to go back to work. You know what you do. Here's what you do. You go to Walmart and you steal one of those electric cars and you swap the motor out to something badass. I don't know if you've seen that video.
00:37:48
Speaker
There's a video of a guy. They they took a... A 200cc motorcycle engine and put on one of those. this And it does like 60. I'm saying project, buddy. Project.
00:38:01
Speaker
Well, it's almost like watching on Street Outlaws Farm Truck in Asia and doing that scooter with the nitrous bottles and shit on it. That was insane. no <unk>
00:38:15
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't even hear about that. Chris Technician was talking about the bad sandstorms and stuff down in Texas and everything.
Wildfires and Street Racing
00:38:21
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I haven't heard nothing about The dust was actually landing on his house. you Well, one of the guys I follow on YouTube and stuff from Street Outlaws, Big Chief, Justin Shear, they have videos posted. They have fucking fires going on right now, wildfires in Oklahoma that's like not even 10 minutes away from his house.
00:38:41
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He just posted today about it, yeah.
00:38:47
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can you ride bearded dragon like that little kid rode the big dog thing? and then I will totally do that. it's your It'd be your size, Jeff.
00:38:59
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onre i won't I won't have to get a motorcycle now. I'll just ride Wally's bearded dragon. What was the name of that thing? ah It's a tree, wasn't it? No, it was the main character.
00:39:13
Speaker
Dragon. and Oh, I know the name. yeah I know. I'm going to fucking read it. and i' like Oh, yeah, it's luck dragon. Yeah, just love dragon. and Oh, the main dragon is Falcor. Falcor, but he was the but the benevolent love dragon.
00:39:33
Speaker
Right. But yeah, other than that, it was a good concept. It was terrible execution. That's the problem. poia azagc yeah it was a good concept it was terrible excuse you that's the problem I actually looked at one of those. This is before Breaking Bad came out. but like Cars like that, cars that look odd that they're not the normal run-of-the-mill.
00:39:58
Speaker
Cops don't take typically fuck with them. They fuck with the that the the sports cars that stand out, don't get me wrong. But cops don't fuck with like a pun like Aztec.
00:40:08
Speaker
So if I'm going to run drugs,
00:40:12
Speaker
that's her of nice things like People give cars like that shit, but you know there's a one there's a there's a good niche for cars like that. as school when When it comes to a car like the Pontiac Grass Tick, the reason why everybody gives it shit is because it's the ugliest thing ever made.
00:40:27
Speaker
It's not a terrible car. and yeah it yeah I don't know. there's The Cybertruck's the worst. Yeah, that is a dumpster on wheels. i will I will take an Aztec over a damn Cybertruck. However, Wally, tell me you don't want to take an Aztec and put it on an F-150 frame.
00:40:46
Speaker
Oh, they actually will interchange actually on an S-10 Blazer frame, believe it or not, man. there's a video There's videos of it on YouTube. Yeah. oh Why does that show sound familiar? Street outlaws. Oh, it's about illegal people. Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:01
Speaker
yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guys from Oklahoma. make up that They They televised, like, at one time in this country, they televised illegal street racing.
00:41:14
Speaker
Fucking love it. And the funny thing is, with the illegal street racing that they did, it was actually a closed old airport that they filmed it at. It finally came out the truth about it. But...
00:41:26
Speaker
You guys actually, if you ever wanted to, look out look a guy up on YouTube called Limpy. His name's Chris Collins. He has actually true street racing from Texas on there.
00:41:39
Speaker
It's on the streets. You literally watch him run from the cops. With the name like Limpy, you definitely want look that up on YouTube, not Pornhub. No, yeah, YouTube. If you want to crack you up, you look at the guy, it would throw you for a loop of
00:41:58
Speaker
of why was Maybe he has one of those as one as nickname maybe maybe as one of those nicknames like, you know, like a big tiny, but he's like, what tiny he's a big yeah, yeah. He's limpy. They call him limpy, but he's like this horse cock. You know what I mean? Well, no, but like there's a guy speaking of posting illegal things like illegal straight reason.
00:42:20
Speaker
There's a guy in the UK. calls himself ghost writer and he rides a black Hayabusa. No plates. And he'll do 150 miles an hour down the highway being chased by cops.
00:42:33
Speaker
And it's video after video. This guy's never been caught. Nobody knows who he is. He occasionally puts out a video and gets thousands of likes. And it's, dude, it's it's scary for even me. I'm watching it on my TV. There's this cat down in Cancun. He calls himself the goat rider.
00:42:50
Speaker
He does some pretty nasty shit with goats. Yeah. I know. know. His office looks just like yours. That's what we're saying, right? If you guys can see the big dude in the corner right there, that would be Mr. Limpy. His name is Chris Collins.
00:43:05
Speaker
He is the true king of ah street racing. I hear the thing comes to, he he's he's one of those guys where he's got a switch in his car, so it it sounds like getting ready to die until the light turns green, he flips that switch, and it just becomes power. Actually, he's he's actually the race master that puts on these street racing events.
00:43:27
Speaker
Oh, really? He's in charge. Oh, yeah. and they change And a lot of the guys from the 405 Street Outlaws has actually been in one of his, he's the originator of whenever you hear the term cash days,
00:43:39
Speaker
He's the originator out of Texas that puts these races on. He had that the race that they did just to bring it up. The race he had was almost for 50 grand when the guys from all over, they came from all over and got busted.
00:43:54
Speaker
Two of the original street outlaw members actually went to jail and had their cars impounded for 90 days. They got oh i've lost my license for a fool. Like, what was it? Six months when I was drag racing.
00:44:06
Speaker
But, yeah, they – well, down there, it it's interesting. It's down in the DFW area. It's down around ah Dallas and Fort Worth and all that stuff. But, I mean, people travel all over if he puts one on and does these races just because of the reputation.
00:44:22
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He's even come – he actually does a – it's out of track here. It's coming up. It's called KD Jagway in Southwestern, Ohio. They do, limp it's Limpy and Happy's Cash Days.
00:44:35
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And we've they've had over 400 people show up, almost 200 racers just to enter in for the weekend. Oh, shit.
00:44:45
Speaker
Really? Yeah, the yeah thing is, is like when it when what Street Allows went from actually illegal street racing to a TV show, yeah the TV show, for legal reasons only, had to find an empty spot for them to be. Oh, yeah.
00:45:02
Speaker
Well, then it got out of hand, these guys. It wasn't your souped-up sports cars with the adders and stuff. Oh, no, they're like 1,200 horsepower. Yeah. They become big-time race cars. 1,200 horsepower fucking Nova's and shit.
00:45:13
Speaker
And it's like, i don't care who you are. If that fucker gets traction in the wrong direction, you're fucked. Well, Chief, he about lost his life in one of the episodes because they got in a wreck. When they wrecked that murder Nova.
00:45:27
Speaker
Well, no, actually, that was the crow. What was it? That was Chief's car. Yeah, they were racing the guys from Detroit. And needless to say, my heart. don't watch it. I just see clips of it on. i I was diehard. I followed it until they got out of hand with the cars and stuff.
00:45:44
Speaker
Especially after when he bought a legit pro mod and tried to put it on the street. kind of quit watching it What they do becomes unobtainable for the novice.
00:45:55
Speaker
you know Right. like Like, Wally, you've built race cars. What's the most horsepower you've ever put in a car that you've owned? Honestly, I think goes 500 horse. think that goes for a lot of hobbies.
00:46:09
Speaker
Oh, it's... Dude, any hobby. I mean, honestly, my reptile hobby can be life or death depending on the situation. Like, I mean... i mean, I remember growing up, if you wanted to, like, get into a hobby such as woodworking... Oh, yeah. It wasn't that expensive, man. It's still not technically. It's really not technically. It is.
00:46:29
Speaker
i mean, well... Because it... I guess in advance, I mean, i don't know. I guess, okay, I guess the way I'm seeing it as how technology has progressed, hobbies have written gotten more abundant to do because there's more tools out there to do those. yes But those hobbies have gotten expensive because of those tools.
00:46:51
Speaker
Right. and i mean i guess I guess that's kind of where I'm not saying all opportunities. It's of those things. is like when it comes to like When I was doing Jeff's Garage, I found a tool. It was everything you need to do woodworking all in one tool. was a modular setup.
00:47:06
Speaker
and it was yeah that may be great that in And that might be good for somebody starting off for like maybe a year. but after that, you like when you get done doing these fucking simple end tables and coffee tables, you're like, well, I need... Oh, no, it was a full lathe, table saw, band saw, all this huge stuff. Right, but what that, I mean, this is coming from somebody that grew up and around the woodworking cabinetry stuff.
00:47:31
Speaker
My uncle used to do that shit for a living. And I'll tell you what... from going from your normal simple like lathes and hand tools to all the machinery. It's almost like a machine shop set up nowadays yeah to do all this stuff. It's it's insane.
00:47:46
Speaker
But man, it makes the job so much easier. announced that You can produce more product. Well, the big thing of it is, the CNC machines are like the biggest things in anything.
00:47:57
Speaker
Woodworking, metal shop, all that. I have question for you about that CNC. The CNC and the water jets.
Woodworking and Crafting Debates
00:48:02
Speaker
Do you consider that cheating? No, actually, I consider... I don't. The reason why, now if it was just like me or you doing the job,
00:48:12
Speaker
Yes. But if you're mass producing for a business, on the street no, that is... that Like if I work for if i own Kia, understood them. But as a... made this.
00:48:23
Speaker
you know It's just for me. But I used a $200,000 CNC machine. I'd rather do it old school with an old milling you know milling presses, all that shit.
00:48:34
Speaker
But no, if I'm mass producing something... Yes. It makes Give me the CNC machine all day long because it makes the job simpler. The programming is easier to get.
00:48:46
Speaker
I mean, you can get more done. But, yes, if you were just doing it for shits and giggles just to sell a few things here and there or just do something out of the wall. Or just something TikTok or YouTube. Yeah.
00:48:57
Speaker
No, I would go oh i'd go old school. i'd be I'd do the old school stuff. But, yes, like for business-wise, you can see. Woodworking. You can literally get into woodworking with some screwdrivers, a couple of drills, and a circular saw. Maybe a jigsaw.
00:49:16
Speaker
Like $300, maybe $500. And work your way up. I love doing woodworking on that scale. that's like i love doing woodworking on that scale I never want to do it on a scale where where I have to have, you know, I don't want to keeping it in a hobby, Jeff. That's basically what it is. That's just like hobby. Right, but I'd like to make money off it.
00:49:36
Speaker
You can do that. But, I mean, it's one of those deals. With woodworking now with so much stuff out there since you guys brought it up. To try to find, it's like basically starting a lawn business.
00:49:49
Speaker
How much are you going to undercut somebody just to try to make a little money? You know what I'm saying? I'm just throwing it out there. because There's so much of it. it's It's there. Just like my reptile community.
00:50:01
Speaker
We have so many ball python breeders and stuff, corn snakes, milk snakes. But the ball python community is saturated. Saturated. But at the same time, people find what they want, and you will have an audience for it, but it may take time.
00:50:17
Speaker
That's the only thing you've got to do. it's ah It's a patience game, even though sometimes it can piss you off to the point where it's like, I want to give up, but you can't. It goes into that whole...
00:50:28
Speaker
um The same concept of doom strolling. Once you start watching one video, you start getting 400 of them on your feed. Oh, yeah. And you get that whole, now I'm in this fucking niche, and people only want to talk about that part of it. Well, like, for instance, when I build something, i only want to build one of one.
00:50:48
Speaker
And then I don't want to, like, if I build a table, I'm building one. I'm never building another table. Right. I get it. But it's just, what's up it's just one of those deals. How you doing, Broccoli? Dude, and so I saw a video recently with some bald dude getting his hair cut by his daughter. It was the sweetest, most awesomest thing, wholesome thing i have ever saw. and that was and um I got it beat.
00:51:10
Speaker
yeah Not to be that guy, but got beat. I saw a girl ask her stepdad to adopt her. I fucking cried like a little girl. He's on vacation right now. this season He's in Pennsylvania doing the Pennsylvania thing. Yeah, he's hiding in the woods.
00:51:28
Speaker
Playing his hide and seek game. i this it's there's a whole, this this girl, she she's you know she's maybe 14, something like that. She's like, um you know, you've been my stepdad for a little while. and And I was just wondering, would you adopt me? and Yes.
00:51:44
Speaker
big fucking dude just turns into a fucking dude. and like oh my god then i can It was so sweet wholesome. I was like, alright, I'm done with the internet today because I cried. So I'm done. Does Pennsylvania have a ah thick forest area?
00:52:02
Speaker
um just yeah I don't know. I never i think so. i honestly don't know. this there's Actually, there is. Yes, Rip Dog, JJ is still racing. That whole family still a bunch of psychos racing street outlaws, man.
00:52:17
Speaker
Nice. But, yeah, I agree when it comes to certain hobbies, like even RCs. Oh, dude, that's insane. Hey, you go from what, that's why they call them hobbies. It's sad you go from like my art big boy toys and even go down and think you're scaling down.
00:52:36
Speaker
You can have just as much in a nitro RC car as you do an actual big car. I bought, so i used I used to be, i used to be a home, i used to be a home brewer and I blew my own beer. I got really good at it too.
00:52:50
Speaker
But, once you put it there it it could, because I was in military, I moved, it was other things. It's expensive. Actually, yes and no.
00:53:01
Speaker
The equipment, if you were to buy good equipment straight off the shelf, can get expensive. But what I ended up doing is I bought a $30 book and it showed me how to build a mash ton.
00:53:14
Speaker
All this other stuff. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, yeah.
Home Brewing and Budgeting in Hobbies
00:53:17
Speaker
So I can build my own stuff for like a fraction of the price. And I concentrated... my most of my money that I i would use for that hobby on the good ingredients. i always went to midby Midwest, I think. cause ingredients Better ingredients, you have a better product.
00:53:35
Speaker
The equipment, as long as the equipment is functional and you keep it clean, it's fine. You don't need a $5,000 mash ton to brew five gallons a year.
00:53:46
Speaker
All you need is a fucking 10-gallon igloo, some PVC piping and understand how to build a mash ton. You're good to go. Well, and that's that's the thing when it comes to hobbies. Everybody thinks in order to be the best, got to the best equipment. That's not true.
00:54:00
Speaker
Because I've seen a guy with a fucking pocket knife. It helps. It helps, though. It helps. I can't make with all the equipment. you got You're right, Blaze. It does. It'll help. But, I mean, it's just... It comes back to...
00:54:12
Speaker
what you want. It can help them. I don't know what you're doing. and and and so so with like any, and this doesn't even go with Hollywood. Let's say you're opening up a business. You have to concentrate your finances. You need quality. You need production. You need materials, you know, and repeatability. So you got to like, know, you got It's an overhead. You've got to kind of have an overhead of everything. There's a word I'm trying to find in my vocabulary. Oh, budget. Budget. So you've got to budget for those things.
00:54:45
Speaker
Right. And you've got to figure all right, where do you want to put that money? You want better quality over equipment costs or vice versa. Well, it's also one of those things that you can you could even do. i know who that is.
00:54:57
Speaker
Oh, that's Rock. Yeah, what's up, Rock?
00:55:03
Speaker
Yeah, you're not fooling us. But yeah, with the equipment... Hey, can only get away with that one more time, huh? That's it. Yeah, it was too easy. Well, I'm glad he didn't fool me just because I didn't have to sit there and show me two fingers to make sure he's the right person. Yeah, as soon as I saw the picture of Glick, I was like, Glick would not use that picture, number one.
00:55:21
Speaker
No, he wouldn't. And Glick always uses his camera on when he comes up. so And he could have brought his damn self up, so there is that. But no, back to it back to what you were saying, Blades. Yeah, it's a budget, but at the same time, you got to – it's one of those deals where you got to do kind of your 50-50 on your startup of the equipment and the product. That's where the main that's main thing is. The business I'm starting is I'm doing pressure washing.
00:55:51
Speaker
if there's anybody that out there that wants to get into home brewing like you can go buy a mr a mr real beer kit that you put in your fridge just like those i've seen that thing yeah they don don't don't skip those skip those unless unless like unless unless you're getting into pottery and you want to start play-doh go for it but honestly if you go to a home brewing store You spend about $150 $200. That'll get you a couple five-gallon buckets.
00:56:19
Speaker
That'll get you hi rachel bottle capper. That'll get you some sand star. That'll get you enough equipment to get one five-gallon batch brew.
00:56:31
Speaker
and Now, that does not include your bottles or if you're in a keg. and so and then That's my other question is like how much how much material do you need to come up with five gallons? Yeah, especially. the two i you no one It depends on what you're brewing. If you're brewing a basic Liberty L, like you're not your ingredients isn't that much. you' got some basic grains. You're not looking at very.
00:56:54
Speaker
uh high roast grains uh a lot of different hops but if you're looking at like more ipas you're looking at like maybe five different types of hops you're looking at three different types of grains like it it adds up it depends so compared to what would be easiest place since you've done that uh making your own brew Or beer?
00:57:17
Speaker
Or doing the wine side? Which would you consider being easier? From my understanding, the wine side way easier. Wine is easy. Wine is definitely easier. I know some guys that used to do that, but I don't know what do anymore. I could probably come to anybody's house, find materials in their kitchen, and make booze. Not good booze, but I can make booze. Wine is really easy to make.
00:57:42
Speaker
Wine is really easy to make. It's just, it's if you're into wine or not, I'm not a wine guy. Right. um i'm I used to work with some guys that did it. And I mean, I've tried them. I'm not real big in into it, but it was good.
00:57:54
Speaker
But I just, I know there's people like you did with the beer and stuff. I just wanted to, was curious, which one would be considered easier to do if you really wanted to get in? wine Wine. I think wine would be a good start.
00:58:07
Speaker
Wine. You know what? That's, that's actually, if you're getting into fermentation, know, Wine is probably easier, easiest out of all of them. If you're getting the simple fermentation, just very simple, make a loaf of bread.
00:58:21
Speaker
Well, if you really want to get super simple, it's way easier to make little mini Sasquatches recipe. you How would you go about doing that? I'm curious. Grape and click. By the way, by the way, so last night, while we were doing the show last night, Blaze mentioned this movie with Sam Elliott called The Man That Killed Hitler and Then Bigfoot.
00:58:49
Speaker
Oh, did you watch that? I watched the trailer and holy fuck, I have to find it. because it What is that called? It's called The Man Who Killed Hitler and then Bigfoot.
00:59:01
Speaker
Starring Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott. it is The production value is probably lower than a B flick, but it is so fucking good.
00:59:12
Speaker
it kind of Did you look it up? I did i never looked it up. I watched the trailer. The production value... is not terrible it i would there's scenes that kind of give a john wick vibe there are scenes that give a captain america in the 40s vibe kind of like because he's got flashbacks and stuff i can see that one a lot more than the other because i watched the whole thing watch the trailer real quick i haven't watched it yeah watch the trailer it's like two minutes oh my god it was i was like i have to see this movie have you have you finished watching the death of dick wall
00:59:46
Speaker
No, not yet. The problem is I can only watch it on my phone. You're slacking, Jeff. That was like weeks ago. I know he' was going to say it's been like two or three weeks. yeah and Right after I started watching it was when my kids moved back home full time.
00:59:59
Speaker
So I never get my phone. I haven't used my picture you it your phone. It's your phone. Put your foot down. Well, wait a minute. They're bigger than you. no monday My kids are not allowed...
01:00:13
Speaker
My kids are not allowed to have screens unless it's the TV or they're allowed to use my phone. I don't do the whole, here's a here's a fucking, you don't you need a cell phone. I don't do that. For the simple fact, my kids are home all the time. What the fuck they need to get a cell phone for? right I get that. No, but still, I just think it's funny that you're just scared they're bigger than you. I still say it. Hold up. Hold up You're home a lot. You use your cell phone. I don't think that's boring. I use mine for work, though.
01:00:41
Speaker
Is that what we're calling it now? Yeah. Surfing TikTok and sending links to us all day is not fucking weird. Hey, I'm going to fill in for Glick as much as I can giving you shit tonight. So welcome to the show.
01:00:58
Speaker
It doesn't bother me. I know, because you give it right back, which makes it even more fun. Yeah, I mean, like that's the thing. of You know, somebody was asking me about that the other day. My my boss, Jake, was asking about that the other day. He's like, you guys give each other a lot of shit. I said, yeah, but we don't actually mean it.
01:01:16
Speaker
Nope. Because we've like heat I sent him the link to to a Saturday night. And he's in Tokyo. And he's got nothing to do. So he was watching it. And he's like, you guys are actually really funny, number one.
01:01:30
Speaker
But you guys give each other a lot of shit. was yeah, but we've known each other forever. And all we do is, you know, that's half the show. It's basically fun of each other. Especially between me, you, and Glick, man. Yeah. we got ever we ah we I'm not lie.
01:01:43
Speaker
Not going lie, though. like I don't want him coming back to the show, but at the same time, i kind of miss fucking Jervishi being the ill. Oh, man. I do a little bit, because the the thing is, like you guys will make fun of me, or I'll make fun of you, and nobody gets pissed off about it We just fire back. When he got picked on, he got... Oh, yeah.
01:02:03
Speaker
oh yeah I remember watching the show before I became part of it, man. He would fucking throw a goddamn bitch at it. He'd throw a fist, he'd fucking run away, and He was worse than a little kid.
01:02:14
Speaker
He's worse than a kid telling no when you fucked with him. i remember watching him. don't know how many times he come in and out on an episode just because you guys were fucking with him. no Especially Glick. The funniest time, that day I sat there drank a bottle of wine because it was only alcohol that has in the house, was i he was telling us about a sports team called the Pelicans. Now, i Blaze, have you ever heard of the fucking Pelicans?
01:02:38
Speaker
I think I have, yeah. They're a hockey team. I have no fucking clue. I never got the answer because he got off. I don't know. Are they? Are they on the team? i don't know I don't know. I don't know. they're actually an NBA basketball team, guys. I guess I don't know.
01:02:53
Speaker
He said Pelicans, and I was like, that's made up, right? He's like, i was thinking and For some reason, I was thinking the San Jose Sharks. I don't know how I I don't know how I confused a shark with a Pelican, but my stoned brain just did.
01:03:09
Speaker
hey break it's It's Saturday night, so it doesn't matter. I asked him a question, and he got all pissed off about it. I was like, damn, dude. Yeah, I remember, like i was saying, watching him on the shows on Saturdays.
01:03:22
Speaker
Dude, I was like, holy shit, what is this guy's fucking deal? you know It was one of those things. like I get it. like
01:03:35
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without I don't want to go too deep in the old Steve guy, but he was stuck in the the position that, yeah, he had some hardships he was going through, but at the same time, he was allowed... didn't know how to let it go. he was it It was...
01:03:51
Speaker
He was still in a place in his life where he was needing some therapy. I'm just going to put don't want to be mean about it. I've never had therapy. I just i just kind of get on with life because that's what you have to do.
01:04:05
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but it's ah it's not For some people, it's it's not easy to do that. That's why Darwinism exists. I don't think people... Oh, my God. Since we're having a serious discussion, I'm going to say this right now.
01:04:19
Speaker
The way you're using darwin with darwin Darwinism is not context. I understand what you mean, but you know what I meant. I don't care about context. You know what I meant. that't mean Because people suffer from mental health doesn't make them like extra unsafe with dumber. No, I don't know.
01:04:37
Speaker
But it comes down to if you can't shit or get off the pot... That's on you. yeah Well, yeah I'm not saying I can argue that. I just think it's it's on that situation, being around the situation with the unstableness, everything else and seeing it firsthand. I'll be honest with you.
01:05:00
Speaker
There is people and I've dealt with this personally and still kind of dealing with this personally. You can get all the help in the fucking world you want. And I'm going to tell you this now. There's no medicine. There's no nothing out there that's going to help curve this unless you do it yourself.
01:05:16
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Exactly. Because if not, all the medicine's doing is kind of helping control it. But you also have to control yourself. And this is speaking from personal experience, living it and seeing it. So it's it's there, but also the bad part is it's so damn bad since we brought it up.
01:05:38
Speaker
Once again, big parma, all they care about their damn money. There's not really that many true people out there that give a shit. They just want to pump you full of fucking medicine to say, well, this will fix your problem.
01:05:51
Speaker
No, you also got to fix your problem. And that's just honest. And you also I've seen it change. Right. That's where I'm getting at. It's got to be say about alcoholics. and And like I've my wife been saying for years, I wish you quit smoking. I wish you. Yeah, I can quit smoking, but I don't want to.
01:06:07
Speaker
So I'm not going to fucking do it. so i mean Well, that's like my kids is brought up. I'm going bring them up. They want me to quit chewing. I can quit smoking all day long. I can go drink quit drinking all day long.
01:06:18
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Chewing, I've been doing it since I was 14 years old. I'll be 43 this year. It is one of the hardest habits I've had to try to kick. I've made it no more than maybe a week before I have The cravings are so bad. Yeah, because there's nothing that works. If somebody looks at you wrong, you're going to punch them in the face. I know that. Yeah, I'm not that bad. I get snappy, but it's just the point. I've tried i've tried the shots. I've tried patches. I've tried the nicotine pills. I've tried the gum.
01:06:46
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I've tried it all. I even tried self-control. I've tried the big red, given the cinnamon burn taste in my mouth. I still crave the chew and everything like I have one in now. But it's just there are certain things the willpower works for and then there certain things it doesn't.
01:07:03
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and's just's not with that it's It's not even just the willpower. It's like you have to find an alternative. If I'm wrenched on a car, smoke less.
01:07:14
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then I think what Jeff said earlier is you've got some truth behind you. I think it's a huge part is you're going to have to want to. yeah i am I wanted to quit cigarettes because I was literally sick and tired of coughing. And so I did. And so I quit cigarettes.
01:07:34
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ah ah You just watched it. Seven Elliot is a treasure, dude. you can Right? Oh, yeah. yeah I just got done. I just finished watching it, too, while I'm talking to you guys. It's like a good fucking movie.
01:07:48
Speaker
Yeah, I'm going to watch it. It's already out. Yeah, that's a six-year-old. Yeah, it's 2019. Oh, yeah. It's not a new movie at all. But yeah, Blazif comes down, like you said, it's more or less. Oh, yes yeah.
01:08:00
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i switched I switched to Zins because I still needed that nicotine. i wasn't right i wasn't I wasn't ready to give up the nicotine. I was ready to give up the smoking of the cigarettes. And so I used the Zins for for like the like a year, year and a half.
01:08:15
Speaker
And then I walked in the store one day. I grabbed me a bottle of Pepsi Zero. i was like, grab me a can of Zin. And it was like $8 at the register. I'm like, I can't do this anymore.
01:08:26
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You know what? I'll just take the question. That was
Addiction and Personal Habits
01:08:28
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done. Right. That's the thing. But I mean, too, back to what you saying, it's the willpower plus you got it's the support system you have that helps you with the situation. If you don't have the support around you, too, yes, you may get pissed off at your support system, but they're there trying to help you with what you want to accomplish. but you all they're gonna You're going to either deal with it or you're going to be on your own.
01:08:56
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i goods But are they a good support a support system? Do they understand addiction you're going through? they understand the withdrawal you're going through? Do they understand the symptoms and the mind fuck you're gonna be going to going through to be patient with you?
01:09:11
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Right. That's the thing. They're saying support system. And i and i only want I'm only bringing that out because at one time in my life, I thought I had a good support system. It turned out I didn't. You were wrong.
01:09:24
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Right. No, I mean, it's actually get get with people that have the same. I got a Rocky laughing. You were wrong. he just lost it. to they But, you know, and the support system I'm considering is is it may not always be loved ones. It's the same. Find somebody.
01:09:43
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i mean, it's like your support group. some would big Yeah. Well, it's like minute that a a the right people. Right. but i if i if If I had, like, say i was married and my spouse was, like, going through cancer, I would probably be right there reading the books on that particular cancer and the treatments and the symptoms all that. that's what i mean. You've got to have people that are going to, like you said, understand what's going on.
01:10:06
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But like you said, Blaze, there's ones that, oh, i understand, but they don't. And if you have people in your life that want you to quit these things, but they don't want to understand the process it goes through for you to quit these, that's not good support system. That's where you've got to have they stand with you.
01:10:24
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And understand. It's basically an understanding. Some people have the opposite effect and just let you wallow in and yeah you know like when when it. Which are pieces of shit in my eyes.
01:10:35
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but yeah Because they're just like, oh, well, he's going through a bad time. I'll just let him be. Bitch, no, you've got to fucking push them. I think oftentimes people conflate the concept of empathy and sympathy, too. Like, a lot of people want empathy, not sympathy.
01:10:52
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Exactly. don't want you to feel sorry for my condition. I just want you to understand. But there's some of those people out there, they've been so conditioned that they know they can get away with it.
01:11:03
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dude that actually for the real people that have problems? They take advantage of that shit. no i just Honestly, i don't I don't think people have been taught the difference between empathy and sympathy.
01:11:15
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yeah I think empathy is a lost... sort of Well, just like music society just like common sense is a lost thing anymore this day and time. I mean, come on, guys.
01:11:26
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i have You see it all the time. now Jeff, you're a prime example of it. there's there's really la I get what you're saying now, Wally. Now it makes sense. Got it. There's really no such thing as common sense, though. that's That's a...
01:11:37
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It's a thing that we unfortunately think there is a thing. there is it's like It's like the free will illusion, but I'm not going to go. Don't get me started on this. It's coming from a motherfucker that doesn't believe in free will. i don't like and Common sense to me is like, don't put a penny in a light socket because you're a fucking moron.
01:11:56
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jeff bit competition but its comment But common sense to me is if you took a penny and you stuck it a light socket, well, you can't take that stick that penny in both sides. You can only do it one at a time. I know. it is It's a terrible analogy. I know what you're saying. But but if you if you take stick two wires... But that's not common sense. That's my understanding of how...
01:12:15
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An electric socket works. Right. But yeah, I mean. That's knowledge learned, not knowledge. Because everything, everything in this world is taught. Honestly.
01:12:27
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And the biggest thing. Well, I'm going to be straight with you guys. I'm going to throw it out here. One of the biggest things that's taught in this world is fucking hate. I'm going to be straight with you. And is that is the biggest, and I'm going call it right now as I see it. It's not even just hate or racism at all. It's like even self-hate is taught.
01:12:46
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Yeah, it is all taught. And it's that's where comes back to blazes thing. It comes back to blazes point. They'll start to believe it. Well, yeah, and that's the problem too. But it comes back to where you have the good people that is a legit support system that understands everything that doesn't want you to do the hate, don't want to do the racism.
01:13:10
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Dude, I could give a shit less. You're pink, black, no offense. I'm not trying to be a gray, purple. Cancel him. Go ahead. heard they He's racist. Rocky has canceled you. No.
01:13:24
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yeah If you're an asshole, you're an asshole. I agree. If you're a piece of shit, you're a piece of shit. It don't matter what you are. If you're going to be that piece of shit, you're always going to be a piece of shit. um It's plain and simple. It doesn't matter what it is. color But there's so much there's so much this day and time, especially my kids – Seeing it go through their school and stuff. And it's like, dude, we didn't really deal with this shit as much as I was going to school. Jeff, you can vouch for this.
01:13:53
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We didn't have so much hate racism as bad. yeah today but Today, it's like everything is. it's The difference where we went to school, it was we all came from small towns.
01:14:06
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Right, I get it. But it's just here here recently, the kids, in that my kids' in school is outrageous. That's too much of raw generality to say. Yeah.
01:14:17
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Everybody's kind of the different lifestyles are like butting heads. It's like having a giant hitting a bowling ball, hitting bowling pins, but there's so much more of the negativity than positivity out of the deal. It's like staring at the abyss and saying, oh, yeah this doesn't exist.
01:14:37
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if It's there. It's like free will. It's happening in the face. like but your city is like my biggest problem My biggest problem with the world today comes down to one thing. If somebody doesn't like something, they just they have to change everybody's mind.
01:14:53
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It's like, well, it depends on, yeah, actually, you know what, je bla jeff Jeff, no, no, there is, there is an argument, but that but see, here's the thing. It depends on what that thing is.
01:15:04
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Exactly. i put it exactly because Because I will always advocate that murder is wrong. oh I get that. not But what I'm saying is like, I smoke cigarettes, you smoke weed. By the standards of we should not be friends,
01:15:20
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is fucking retarded. It's like, if Wally was gay and I'm straight, I have to hate Wally because he's gay. No, no, no, because your cigarette head and because your cigarette smoke hasn't put me in a position to where I need to to address it.
01:15:37
Speaker
Right. To where a friendship would be on the chopping table per se. But at the same time, if you're this is what I'm going bring up too. If you're a real friend, if you don't like something somebody's doing and they can't respect your request per se, Blaze, say if you and Jeff were together and you said, hey man, do you mind not smoking her around me and he didn't respect it?
01:15:59
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He's not a friend. exactly like yeah also it just say i would all say but i would also But see to me, it's so situational dependent. Like if we were in my car and go, dude, don't smoke in my car. and he's like, all right, I won't smoke in your car.
01:16:13
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Cool. If we're in his car, if we're in his car, and you said I see what you're saying. In front of me, I would be pissed. But if we were outside in the open area, then I wouldn't have anything to say. It all depends on enclosed areas. it's It depends. it it depends your question yeah It's very situational dependent. it's Yeah, I was speaking more broader terms. but yeah but But you know what I'm saying? is like Because somebody likes something, the mass society is like, well, you shouldn't like them.
01:16:45
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because I guess i guess
Living in Alaska and Social Dynamics
01:16:46
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i guess as As a person that his that uses drugs, weed and nicotine and caffeine and all that, I understand that when I use it and if I'm around people, I want to be aware of who I'm around and if they want to...
01:17:03
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ah partake in secondhand smoke. Because if I just light up in ah in a place without me being aware who I'm around, I'm being disrespected. I'm not respecting the people. yeah I always smoke in my office or outdoors.
01:17:18
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Bless you. But no, the thing is, it it is. It's a situational thing. You know what i mean? But if you don't have the respect for the other person, that's where it you know kind of draws the line a little bit.
01:17:32
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yeah but it's not even out like and it shouldnt But it shouldn't cause a problem. But you see it so much this day and time. It's like, why the hell are you throwing a fit when, say, I say i was smoking in front of Blaze.
01:17:45
Speaker
We were at a bar outside. i want I'm like, hey, man, I'm going to go over here and smoke cigarette. But to say he had a problem with it because I walked away and like left him alone, I see that happen all the fucking time. And it's it's like, why are you throwing a – dude, I'm respecting you because you don't like cigarette smoke no more.
01:18:04
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Right. But you're getting pissy because I left you alone to go smoke cigarette real quick. But I know wouldn't do that. know what i mean? reminds me a party It was the first party I went to in Alaska. I had just got stationed there.
01:18:17
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and People there were different. Alaska is a weird fucking place. anyway it's got yeah It's because the darkness there during the winter. The alcoholism and the depression. anyway so i've got so and I go to a party. Airman picks me up.
01:18:33
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um I'm an airman My second base. We go to this house party. It was a mixture of Army and Air Force guys. But all the Air Force guys were all ammo troops. So, you know, i pretty much knew them all.
01:18:45
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I'm walking by the bathroom and I hear this dude stumbling over, hitting the wall, fucking puking and all this. I'm like, oh shit, man. yeah You ever like go in the bathroom, you're stumbling drunk, you rip the fucking towel thing off the wall? oh yeah. that's not in fur That's what it sounded like. You know, i heard this thump and then it just got quiet.
01:19:04
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So I pound the door and I'm like, yo man, are you okay in there? And then everybody gets pissed at me. The dude comes out of the fucking bathroom wanting to fucking start fighting because I asked him if he was okay.
01:19:15
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And everybody's pissed off at I was like, I got to leave this fucking party. I don't know what the fuck's going on right now. Yeah, and you were just trying to be fucking civil to make sure the dude wasn't knocked the fuck out.
01:19:27
Speaker
He wasn't knocked out or bleeding to death where he hit his head or something in the bathroom. i know, man. You're an asshole. What is going on? Yeah. I just put it like this. That was my very first part of there and it set the mood for the next two years in Alaska for me. That was not good.
01:19:44
Speaker
That's shitty. though man I had a hard time go getting getting along with people. Oh, I don't here mean i had I had my friends. that was but They were just outside of whoever I dealt with. That mean that stills i would suck, though.
01:19:58
Speaker
I'll be honest with you. like to go to Alaska, now you make me not want to go up there. That was night. There was party one night in Alaska in 2000. 1999. I wouldn't even worry about it. that was one night it was that was there was a party one night in alaskkaan like two thousand and fucking two thousand like ninety ninety nine i wouldn't even worry about it man yeah That was – don't let that discourage you from going to having a blast in Alaska because I would still go to Alaska.
01:20:22
Speaker
Alaska's beautiful. Fuck yeah. Don't let my one party night discourage you from going to Alaska. No, I'm just saying the way – That would be sad. just saying way comes off like that, it's like, oh I don't want to – you know what? Just go during the summer. Don't go during the winter. yeah don gonna doing it cause it like six months or some shit like that it's all thats dude It's dark. It's depressing. It's fucking alcohol. and it's a summer In the summertime, you can really golf at 2 o'clock in the morning.
01:20:49
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is in is I was stationed up in Fairbanks. March, April time was like when the fall would hit. You'd be driving down the road and you'd be like,
01:20:59
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Well, see if I see a body today going going to work. Right. like There was at least 10 fucking bodies found every winter. so because Somebody would get lost. Somebody would get would break down and they would slide into an embankment and then they'd fucking die. It's like negative 40 degrees outside.
01:21:16
Speaker
Right. Yeah. That's like the cold. i trapped in yeah Whenever I'm in my car, I have a blanket and I have a candle in my car because I live in Alaska. Yeah, hey, you know, I'm learning experience for it's one of those advice.
01:21:30
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When I was in the Boy Scouts, i always I was taught that, you know, always have a blanket in your car. always yeah If you were in the Girl Scouts, get it right. You have no idea, buddy. I got no for eating brownies. That's my boy Jeff, man. But it's one those things.
01:21:49
Speaker
I live in Cancun. I don't need a fucking blanket in the car, but there's one in each car. Oh, yeah. It's just not a habit, man. It's understandable. Of course I have it. I was just about to make a joke, and I'm glad I didn't because it would have sounded bad.
01:22:01
Speaker
Hey, it's Saturday night. Let it hang. Well, it it would make sense if I was saying it from i eight a child of perspective, but since I'm a 47-year-old man saying that joke now, would not. know it je you like Come on, get Imagine if you were, imagine, put your mindset as if you were fourteen year old cub scout And you smoke weed.
01:22:28
Speaker
And you're like, you know what they taught me in Stoner Scouts? How to eat brownies. You can take that either way. Oh, no, no, no, no. I it. Oh, damn. That's why it's a bad joke.
01:22:45
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There we go. Well, I'll take it. Hey, Wally, I learned something new. I can hypnotize you. I'm going to snap my
Eminem, AI, and Social Media
01:22:54
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fingers and now you've forgotten you're gay.
01:22:57
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Oh, nice. Only with you, Jeff. You're welcome. Only with you, Jeff. You've forgotten me. You snapped your fingers and reminded me that I was. I know I am.
01:23:13
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ah you saquatch those as we speak i I got to make sure his spirit lives on while he's gone on vacation. So there you go.
01:23:25
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Somebody's got to. The only thing I'm missing is that I'm one of these days guys, I'm going to do it. And since he's here, it's perfect. going to go to the costume store. I'm going to get like one of those wig, like wig beards.
01:23:37
Speaker
Don't forget the about too man don't eat belt, too, man. You need a belt, too. I'm going to get the belt and everything. Oh, man, I can't wait. Oh, dude. Spirit Store? Spirit Store needs hurry up. Could you probably go make that shopping run at Spirit Store and get everything you need?
01:23:51
Speaker
know they're Right there in one-stop shop, baby. People are saying Spirit Halloween should be open year-round, and I agree. i i think Well, you can order you can order online year-round. They've got an online store that's year-round.
01:24:04
Speaker
Yeah, but still, that place, yeah, I'd be in there at least once a week getting something different. That place is crazy. I like them. I got a question for you, Rock. would you Would you be bold enough to go whiteface when you did it, though?
01:24:19
Speaker
Nah, I wouldn't do it. of do Fair, fair. Too messy. decide is That's too messy. That's too messy. Liquid laugh is at. Crossing the line. I think think it'd be fucking hilarious. So wait, I got a story. So I almost recently just got, well, recent-ish, just got canceled.
01:24:40
Speaker
Really? Yes, Eminem's album came out. haven't heard it yet. What was the name of that album? He just did it. It was like Slim Shady. brought like Slim Shady back. and The end of Slim Shady?
01:24:52
Speaker
i i yeah the and yeah the so the key Yeah, The Death of Shady. Yeah, so there's a song and it's called Trouble and it's really short. it's ah It's like one minute long and all I did was react to the I didn't say a word. Death of Marshall Mathers.
01:25:07
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. And all I did was sit there and react to it. And he was like, fuck gay people and blind people are suck. And like, he's just going off and I didn't say anything. All I did was sit there and go like, like that's it.
01:25:21
Speaker
That's all I did. And the hate, the amount of hate that I got. really Oh, damn, dude. That's nuts, man. is like is this on your YouTube channel? Is this on your YouTube i our I would probably show that I lost that 4K because at the end of the day, it just goes to show that some of your fans were fucking weirdos.
01:25:46
Speaker
Closet haters. 4,000 followers in one day and I didn't say a word.
01:25:53
Speaker
Wow. lost 4,000 in one day? One day. Because he went like this. Because he made a facial expression. Yeah. It's because you're black. It's not because you're black. many followers match you did you have before that happened? I don't even remember, man. I stopped keeping track. But I know that that four k losing that 4K was like, dang, man. like That's crazy. like What the hell? like I wanted to make a statement about it, but I just moved on. i because it was still yeah It's still getting traction right now.
01:26:25
Speaker
That's still nuts, though. yeah The best thing to do is move on. You don't give them any clout about it. And then like they start following again in like a week because they want to see what you're doing.
01:26:35
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You know, it's I know not everybody agrees with what he said, but Kid Rock saying he's uncancellable because he doesn't give a fuck is the truest statement that everybody's ever said.
01:26:46
Speaker
Like, that's why we're uncancellable. We don't give a shit. I'm going to mute y'all and I'm gonna listen to this real quick. I'll be back. yeah Yeah, I'm telling you right now. Yeah, yeah yeah I'm pretty sure. Let me look. I'm pretty sure I'm at like maybe two or three million like views on that video. ah but that But man, that was still what that just goes to the show you, like I said, closet haters, to be honest with you. And trolls and stuff like that. like Oh, yeah, they're getting I few actually hit my show.
01:27:19
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Oh, yeah, they're fun.
01:27:22
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you Blaise, you never muted yourself. I'm going to mute you because I don't want to get copyrighted. It's 1.3. I got 1.3 million followers and it took me under 1,000.
01:27:35
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so it It brought me all the way under 1,000 from that. like so I was at 5K something and I lost like a majority of my followers. That was stupid. That was dumb to get fucking... you got you you ah You forgot to mute yourself so I had to mute you because I Oh, my bad. I literally said, please, I can hear it. And I muted you. Good call. Good call. call oh i was like la you've forgot to be hear Actually, I had already listened to
01:28:05
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I had already listened to it, and I had already hearted it. i don't know what the... I don't understand why people would even be upset about that. It's weird. Yeah, I thought it was super strange. like I considered, like should I start my TikTok over again now for the third time? I was like, no, man, fuck that shit, dude. You're going to react over a fucking face expression? get the hell out here. 889 followers now.
01:28:29
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now lost two thousand i lost four fucking dumb. I wouldn't even worry about it. Yeah, yeah that's for yeah I mean, like kudos to you moving on, but man, that is fucking nuts, though. Over something. Yeah, Blaze.
01:28:45
Speaker
You had one job. had one fucking job. He even said, I'm going to mute myself. I'm going to mute myself. Damn. Damn. Damn. bring not music Hey, you get your one get out of Jeff jail card that you pulled a Jeff stunt. I'm going to I want to say real quick, Michael, again for misspelling your name. I feel so...
01:29:12
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i want to apologize again from the spelling your name i so she like i know You know He felt you felt bad because of the sound issues at the beginning before we went live. I wasn't even worried about it. And then partway through the show, I'm reminded that I misspelled his last name and I felt like a total dick the entire time.
01:29:32
Speaker
I felt so bad. He's pretty cool guy listening to me last night while I was up. Michael's a cool guy. The worst part is you've been talking to him for like a week. Yeah.
01:29:42
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yeah what' see okay So what it was is I'm telling myself in my brain, it's not Copenhagen, you know, like the dip. Right. there's There's a V in there somewhere. So I'm like, okay, Copenhagen.
01:29:55
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You know, not realizing there's also an all And then, of course, our fearless leader, Glick, chiming in in the comments. It's an Yeah. We had discussion, like, don't know if it was offline or online. We argued about it.
01:30:07
Speaker
And I was like, no, Blaze has it right here. And Braze always correct because he he's the only one. And then the one time he's wrong, i get fucking shit on him for defending. And it's so, like, the first break, I went on Facebook and I put an apology out there. correct Jump on in, Untractable.
01:30:28
Speaker
Yeah, come on up Some self-deprecating humor. no Hey, you're 0 for 2 in the last two nights, Blaze. oh
01:30:44
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everybody's that hey Everybody's entitled to it, man. It's all good. That actually reminds me because I have two earbuds. Thanks for sharing. Hey, don't forget to wipe forward,
01:30:57
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That's right. I got something for you, Wally. I got something for you, Wally. Full coffee, fat pig. Yeah. Sit on it and rotate, buddy. Ouch. Ouch. Where'd that come from?
01:31:13
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that come from Out of nowhere. I was scrolling through the songs and I saw it and I was like, and while he made that comment, i was like, oh, I'm going to get this one.
01:31:24
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So we'll be right back. We're going to do a little James Luker in Blacked Out. We'll be right back. We'll be right back.
01:31:46
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I've always been a Mustang. Burning up back roads, I'm a band out of hell. Trouble should be my last name. Ain't no doubt, girl, I'ma let you down.
01:32:00
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I'ma screw this up like everything else.
01:32:15
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I'm
01:32:53
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My heart gives out, yeah. Yes, I've always lived in the flames. Learned from a young age how to tremble things. I don't think I'm never gonna change.
01:33:06
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Trust me when I say don't want my last name. Don't get attached if were you. I was leaving never looking back. Cause I get back down after more than couple rounds.
01:33:19
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Try to drive these horses all over town. Run from alone. Get locked up. Crack smile in my motion. Some say I'm Johnny Cash.
01:33:31
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can flip a switch when I'm pissed off mad. Girl, I know I'm never gonna learn when I get black.
01:33:56
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I can't help it, it's in my last name. Got Jack D and a lot of THC. Praying on a wrap this old three around a tree.
01:34:08
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Cause I get back down after more than couple rounds. Drunk drive these horses, I'll understand. Run from the log in line.
01:34:21
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Yeah, dude.
01:34:43
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yeah
01:34:57
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And welcome back to St. Saddy's Day. Fuck yeah. That was James Luker in whatever song. I forgot what it was. Jeff had to step away, so I guess I... Oh, no. Actually, wall's Wally's in control. Wally! I'm in control. Welcome back.
01:35:13
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Welcome back, everybody. What's going on, Untrackable? How you doing tonight, Bob? Untrackable looks like he just went through what I did. Got rid of the old facial hair. I was going say, didn't I just see the other night full beard and everything else on the show?
01:35:29
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and track ones Yeah, I mean, it started to warm up again. It's like I don't shave my face like during the winter. still need a haircut. It started to get warm. It was like 80 degrees the other day.
01:35:43
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it was like 80 degrees the other day. So I'm like, oh time to fucking shave this shit off. Yeah, I had mine for about 14 months. and um I just got you know regardless of liking how you look and the protection from the weather, it was like, man, I'm i'm so done with this.
01:36:04
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and i I took the Clippers out. i i took the See you later. za i think I'm going to get ready with that way because up in here, when I go to eat, it curls into my mouth and drives me nuts.
01:36:19
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I think I'm going to get rid of it tomorrow myself. so That's kind of what started it. That's kind of what started it was the the mustache and the eating the food. Yeah, and it gets right into freaking it. It's like, oh, I'm walking later on down the day. I'm like, why do smell? Yeah, it's like, what's that? What is that? Grilled cheese on me. What is going on? Yeah.
01:36:43
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It is Open Door Challenge. So please click that link. Come laugh at me. Come laugh at Jeff. Come laugh at us all because we're all just a bunch of numbskulls. Come in and have a good time like we always do on Saturday nights. Just main thing is it was like Sasquatch Glick says, at least keep your genitalia in your pants because nobody wants to see that shit.
01:37:04
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so But everybody, we're here to have a good time and everything else. So cheers to a Saturday night again. Cheers.
01:37:14
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I'm not sure if Untrackable's boozing it up tonight. Oh, he's got a McCore's. I've seen it come on the camera. Oh, what happened to Jeff? Did we boot him? ah He had to go to the little girl's room. yeah he had to know he said he had to go to the store. He was out of drink.
01:37:32
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He buys a three liter Coca-Cola. He buys three liter at Coca-Cola. He can't make that last six hours? Come on. Sounds sounds like he's got personal problem.
01:37:46
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Untrackable. Yeah, what's up, man? What's up, man? How you doing? haven't had a chance to meet you, talk to you. this your first time on?
01:37:57
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up No, ah but this is I think this is my first time meeting you, and ah all I see is ah Glick stand-in, but it is it's nice to meet you as well.
01:38:09
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Okay, so yeah, this is wrong. This is Glick's twin brother. I'm his twin. We grew up in the same Sasquatchian province together. um And i am not yet to meet to reach my full Sasquatch nature, but he told me he was going missing the tonight, so I wanted to to make sure I stood in.
01:38:31
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His hair growth got stunted by Sasquatch. Actually, speaking of Glick, untrackable... i Where'd your beard go?
01:38:46
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Yeah. i yo exactly I think so. yeah Yeah. Yeah. I was changing the blade on the lawnmower and you know, shit happened.
01:39:00
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Got a little too close while I was running. It's all good. Got anything new and exciting that's going on in your life on Tractable? I didn't know you were missing Glick. Don't give me that crap.
01:39:13
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I came in here to see you Now I'm here standing instead. have to be the champ while you're gone. You know what? He's doing a much better job than than the original. I'm just saying. Oh, you know, sometimes you just need fresh mud.
01:39:30
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Hey, I would much rather call you stand-in than call you token. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, don't call me that.
01:39:42
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like that um ah man gle Come on, man. Don't do that to me. I will reach Sasquatch in nature soon. so Oh, hell.
01:39:58
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No, it's just it's life as usual here. ah But oh the the place where we go ah frequent to celebrate St. Paddy's oh Day, they do a big they do a big thing. They shut out the parking lot and turned it into like a party area and whatnot.
01:40:21
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um But there's a weather storm that's been going across and we're suspected to get like 90% chance of rain, uh, tomorrow. I'm, I'm in North Carolina, by the way. Okay.
01:40:40
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Yeah. So all, all of that we have that came through. We've had, yeah. So eighty day today, and we're supposed to, that's right. It's actually raining out now here where I'm at here in Ohio. So it's all going to come through hardcore tomorrow. ah ah you know and And we're celebrating on Sunday because you know everybody's got to go back to work on Monday. it's not but It's not a national St. Patty's Day and a national holiday. And I don't know why. All the holidays but you know that are national holidays. It's like, hey, you you know Irish folks. I don't think it actually actually actually has any connection to
01:41:28
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to America to be a federal holiday any way, except don't think there is. I'm not really for sure on that but still. i mean it's one of Easter's not a federal holiday, is it? i don't think it is.
01:41:41
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Yeah, actually. the Well, Good Friday. Well, the Friday before for Good Friday, a lot of places recognize Good Friday and everything else. But is it a federal holiday? is it a recognized federal holiday, though?
01:41:53
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Yes. it's Yeah, and and and um i've ahve ah I've always held an issue with certain holidays because they call them federal holidays, but they also call them but they also call them bankers holidays.
01:42:11
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whereas Easter easter a Good Monday and Good Friday, they're they're not they're not federal holidays. Whereas people that work for a living oh they they don't get those holidays.
01:42:26
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It depends on what job you work, but yeah. But I just don't understand then if it's not a federal holiday, then why is all the federal offices closed down for Good Friday?
01:42:36
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That's what I don't understand. I don't know if they were or not. When was Good Friday? Yeah, male mail never runs on that friday the Good Friday or anything, the Friday before Easter.
01:42:48
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Yeah, they don't even... know They don't even open up the dildo store either. It's weird. Well, okay. I tell you what. um Good Friday is the 18th on Friday this April. And I will remember that. And I'll pay attention because I don't typically pay attention to shit like that. So I don't know if they're doing that. Yeah, that's one of those days, Blaze.
01:43:09
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Now, see, here now here's the thing. Just because it's a federal holiday, if a private business wants to shut down and recognize it, they can. They absolutely. Right. Yeah.
01:43:21
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But no, I'm just saying that with a like you just said, it's not considered a federal holiday, but all the federal offices closed down for it. let's Is that Glick or is that and or is that Rock messing around? I was off screen, so i wasn't paying attention to the switch.
01:43:38
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Oh, man. That's Rock. That's Rock. That's Rock. That's Rock. I was looking at my still-do's in his hand, and I can't do I know.
01:43:55
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there I have funny meme of Jeff, but gotta delete some this other shit. my god, there's much shit. But yeah, bringing up the weather intractable like you're talking. Heck, some of the places outside, out west, had some big tornadoes, and then Oklahoma's dealing with tornadoes and wildfires now.
01:44:17
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I seen on the news today. I was like, holy shit. Get hit with one extreme with the next. Here's my Jeff meme. Okay. Jeez, that is so perfect.
01:44:38
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I need to post that to Facebook. I keep meaning to.
01:44:45
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What's that music? Who's playing that? Not I. Whoever it is, he might want to turn it off. and don't want to get a copyright.
01:44:58
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Glick doesn't want the popcorn. Yeah, man, fuck Glick. He's not even here. Look, just just ruin a show for him. Just ruin the whole network. Honestly, Chris, to be honest, I have i have not had dinner yet.
01:45:10
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Me either. Bourbon? Bourbon's my dinner? I was going to say, right now my dinner's liquid courage. Yeah. no he
01:45:26
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who decided to drink tonight. I popped up here with Jeff. i was like, well, if I'm going to go up there with Jeff tonight, I wasn't even going to. I'm drinking tonight. And all y'all motherfuckers pop up drinking with me. I'm like, yay.
01:45:38
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Yeah, we'll all make it a good night tonight. Every time I hop on here, I make sure I have a fresh sex pack ready to go. Every single time. At least. I got a conversation I want to dip my toes into real quick.
01:45:53
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um But first, I want to make the caveat. Recently, I stumbled upon an article that was talking about the idea of hyper- Artificial intelligence or superior artifact.
01:46:04
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Anyway, anyway, i I want to ignore that. for I just want to put a pin holder in that. what we What we're calling AI today is one, not the AI that we usually referenced in sci-fi.
01:46:18
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But two is dumb as fuck. I recently, I watched Alex O'Connor on YouTube and he brought this thing, this shit to my attention recently. It's not the only philosopher that's brought this up.
01:46:29
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Go to chatt sheet chatt chat GPT or Deep Sea or any of the AIs that we all use. Ask it to show you a glass of wine full to the brim.
01:46:42
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It won't do it. It will not do it. It is not smart enough to put that together because it goes out and it searches the web of information it already knows or has already been given.
01:46:54
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In human tradition, a full glass of wine is usually about right here. Right. So you don't, there's not, I mean, yeah, you might be able to find a picture, but you're not going to find plethora of pictures and but of a wine glass full to the brim.
01:47:10
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for AI to pick up on to know that. So it will not ever show a full glass wine. It'll show like maybe wine being slushed up to the top and going over, right but it won't show like a full glass of wine.
01:47:24
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won't do it. i'm doing here and mean It's not smart enough to do it. but What do they call that when um the cohesion of the glass matches with the...
01:47:39
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The liquid and you can actually have above the rim. talking about liquid tension. You're talking about surface tension. Yeah.
01:47:50
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah that's yeah that's that's ah That's the thing for all liquids, basically. is for It's food dynamics, but but i'm not i'm not I'm not even going that far with it. I'm just saying just up to the brim. Like a level ah level glass of wine up to the brim. Not going over, not the surface tension.
01:48:08
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just Just up to the brim. Can't find it, Jet. AI will not make one. in in Fucking rocks over there trying to get it to do it, aren't you? I am.
01:48:19
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Yeah, you can are and you can see the wheels turning. It's like, come on. out and the reason why the reason why I brought that up, because I've said this before, but it makes a really good, I think it really proves the point I tried to bring up a couple months ago when it comes to AI.
01:48:36
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And that article that I recently said to talk about hyper AI, because regular AI that we're used to now, when we've when it first started to come on online, a lot of us, because of our science fiction movies and stuff that we've watched in the past, have this idea of AI being this sentient, intelligent, you know, out, you know, ah independent of man to make any sort of like decision making or etc.
01:49:04
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What the hell? It's not doing it at all. It's not. And what I'm saying is what we're calling AI now is actually... not that smart of fucking software. I'm just saying it.
01:49:14
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i think it's I think it's a good perspective exercise. so Well, it goes to show you what's programmed. That's basically, too, one of the aspects that AI... It doesn't show me what's it doesn't show you how it's programmed. mean, I guess if you ask it, it could, but it's just... it's sort of these These programs are just inputted with these input values from people who program these these things, so...
01:49:41
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What happened to jeff Jeff? Jeff fell down the toilet, I think. I think he forgot to stand up before he hit the flush and he went down.
01:49:55
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Give him a surface tension. It was that surface tension that he broke.
01:50:02
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but Anyway, i I stumbled upon that AI shit recently. I just thought it was pretty cool. I can still see Rocky over there like, man, goddammit, Jet, GPT, show me a full glass of wine now.
01:50:14
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That is
Trust and Privacy in Relationships
01:50:15
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freaking crazy. Dude, I just, no, no, forget that. I couldn't find one, okay? I used it. I kept saying, like, I just, Blaine, Blaine out said, I want this fucking glass full.
01:50:26
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Like, I just typed that, and it just gave me a bigger glass, but it never fills it up. It's crazy. There's pictures like Blaze says of it actually splashing up when you pour it. That's the closest you're going to get to what Blaze was saying of filled to the rim.
01:50:41
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Check this out, though. I searched my cell. There's something to be said there, too. What's When you talk about, um, uh, because I come from the food service world, uh, you know, like that, um,
01:50:58
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the serving size. ah So if the serving size is ah six ounces, right? yeah You're going to have an eight ounce glass.
01:51:11
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So youre your dis your description of is going to have to be something that is so specific that's going to cause it to be to the brim.
01:51:24
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but so so if you wrote it So if you wrote in Eight ounces of wine in an eight ounce glass. You think that it might might show you? It might show you. That's what it sounds like he's saying. Because...
01:51:38
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I did a couple tries myself, but I didn't gary i didn't get into the extent of it because there was a couple of philosophers that had already done this. So was like, well, I'm not going to go through. oh good Right. But now Untractable did bring up a good point. Yeah. Because I don't i don't know. I would never have thought of that. is That is a very good question because I don't i don't know if that if those if that specific input was used like that.
01:52:02
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They're using measurements. Show me eight ounces of wine in an eight-ounce glass. the phone Well, I mean, ah i frequent bars often and have my entire life.
01:52:16
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And when you order like a pint of beer, right? 16 ounces. ounces. here ounces over in England or some shit like Guess guess what it doesn't show it i looked it up but but But you could, ah you know, all oftentimes what you get, yeah especially considering I drink light beer and it's coming from a keg, um there's going to be, you know, a quarter inch of head on a light beer.
01:52:57
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Right. but yeah And then you will get a quarter inch less than the brim of that glass. Yeah. yeah And that's that cool. but But wine doesn't have a head.
01:53:09
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like like it like Like, I'm sure if you ask ChatGPT, show me a full glass of beer. it could It could probably show you a full glass all the way to the brim and a glass with with with a thick head because those are actual pictures and parameters that are out there lot online.
01:53:26
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It's just a full brim of wine is not. Anyway, rock I think Rock said he tried to look it up. and And honestly, um
01:53:36
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To prove this point ah in in reality versus um the simulation, you will spill to get that that perfect fill.
01:53:50
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Yeah.
01:53:54
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Oh, yeah, absolutely. That's why they tip the glasses when they take it off the tack. see it all the time whenever you get tap beer. They always have them in an angle and fill it and try to avoid having that head on top. Everywhere at bar I've ever went to, get anything on tap.
01:54:12
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That's how all the bartenders do it. And it still forms the little bit of that head on there that you lose, like, untractable and sand. Rock, did you try looking up the eight ounces in an eight-ounce glass?
01:54:24
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Yeah, it still shows at half full. yeah But I have something even more creepy. I searched myself and And it's kind of creepy. That's what Saturday nights are for. Go for The other Saturday night, we looked a nonsensical network up on Gemini and Gemini gave us a rundown of our network. It was cool. Yeah. I remember around it i remember that night. Oh yeah. It was nuts.
01:54:49
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then it Does it like notate like who you guys are? and like like who's the like doing i did I think it did for Glick. I'll have to find it. Go ahead and share your stuff, and then I'll find that short, and I'll and i'll share it.
01:55:04
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Mine is freaking long, dude, and it's not cool. for Look, it gets my address out. It's not cool, bro. AI's out there doxing people. That's some fuck shit right there.
01:55:20
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AI's coming for you. ah Well, it's not. ah First of all, let me just clarify. It's not my address now. It's my old address, but it still has my address.
01:55:32
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Still, yeah, that's crazy. i I don't know if y'all know this, but there's those PI sites where you can go find white page information about people. like i can i can I can type in my my ex-wife's name. It'll give me all her previous addresses.
01:55:47
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It doesn't give me her most current one, um but if you paid the extra money, you could get that. what i So what I'm saying is all your old addresses, they're not they not private information.
01:55:58
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So it's not like... It's not considered doxing, but it's still worrisome if you ask me. Well, I can speak on that as well. And um I met my current wife, my my only wife in college, but we were just friends and we reconnected later.
01:56:22
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But as soon as I proposed to her, um her father, who was a business owner, has the capability to do a background check.
01:56:34
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And he he background checked me like I was a potential employee. And that's a red flag, man. I'm sorry. i would would have dumped that relationship. She mentioned to me, just in, it was in general conversation about having that capability and having done that to previous employees,
01:56:59
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ah relationships. um I was like, did he do that to me? And she said, Yes. And I was like, okay, cool.
01:57:11
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And there was no further action. i did. Well, i I've never really done anything. You know, there's nothing notable on my background. Yeah. I mean, just because you have nothing to hide doesn't mean that. That's kind of creepy, though, doing like a background. Like you said, a background in check for us you're an employee. And it's like, wow.
01:57:31
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Like, I understand this whole idea of, you know, being safe and cautious. But at the same time, there's this, you have to, don't get, it's about building trust within a relationship.
01:57:47
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Right. And I think that's what it boils down to. And if you're going behind my back doing background checks and running employee ID checks and blah, blah, blah. the without without any like acknowledgement or conversation about it or blah, blah, blah. I think it's, it's, it's almost like going through somebody's cell phone without them knowing about it.
01:58:07
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It's, it's a, I don't, I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. I'm kind of on like in a way it's a kind of double edged sword. It depends on how you look at it. Really?
01:58:19
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yeah You know what I mean? It's one of those deals. Well, I'll tell you what you find. If you go through phone... I'm going fucking freak the fuck out. I'm going close ChatGPT and just end that.
01:58:31
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I'm not... I didn't know that. Look, y'all, look. Maybe it's the three... Wait, one, two, three, four. Maybe it's the almost four beers.
01:58:43
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ah But I'm freaked out. I'm like, yo, that's crazy that you know that shit. Look. It's not wine, though. Oh, man, that's crazy. Jeez. um I'm just saying, if if you go through my phone ah to look at, like, my search histories and what I've been up to,
01:59:04
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um you'll you'll find a whole bunch of comedy and live streaming on YouTube. or Or you'll find a whole bunch of big titty searches.
01:59:15
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That's what I was about to say. Fair enough. I'm tracking you, man. I get where you're at. But I mean, and that's the thing, too. Back to the point of That's like, I'll be honest with my wife, like here, she never asked to go through my phone or nothing, but there's times I've handed her my phone.
01:59:36
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I'm like, here you go. Nothing's deleted out of my search history. Nothing. Most of my shits, reptiles, race cars, us on the show, yeah any of my YouTube channels that I watch.
01:59:48
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I mean, there's nothing. I don't got nothing to hide. But there's blaze like he brought up. If they're going to do that kind of shit, actually behind you this day and time, I could see it happening to more and more with people doing that stuff.
02:00:02
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And then all of a sudden it's like starts a big, huge argument fight. Well, you don't trust me. Well, there, and it goes into this too. And that's a valid point. I mean, if you're going behind your spouse's back and you're going to their, their stuff without the knowing it there is There is part of you that does not trust your spouse.
02:00:25
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so Or there's also insecurity in yourself. And I'm not way up and i'm not saying i'm not saying that that's necessarily a bad thing. no could be You could have some valid reason to be suspicious that your spouse is But you have to acknowledge the same time that you do. I get what you're talking about on Trackle. I see where it's at there.
02:00:48
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But also, a lot of the times, too, you see where people go through their phones without their significant other knowing. Nine times out of ten, when that happens, the person that's going through the other person's phone has done something to be suspicious about.
02:01:06
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So they're trying to see if they can catch. And so if anything gets brought in, if they find out going on, they can throw it in each other's faces. I've seen it happen. Not true.
02:01:17
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Shut up, Jeff. Thank you. what the hellmet Wait, where are you here? but no I'm everywhere. everywhere. Jeff, I'm scared of ChatGPT officially.
02:01:28
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oh yeah, dude. ChatGPT, I just blew Rock's mind. blew mind. Rock is like, fuck ChatGPT, fuck Ryan. Every time somebody's gone for my phone, it's because I'm fucked up.
02:01:41
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Yeah, got it. got it That's what I was saying. Not true. No, I had to run to the store. and My kids were hungry and I had no food the house. So I went and got so some snacks and stuff. But yeah, back to what I was saying. there I mean, it's one of those grocery shopping your own time, Jeff.
02:01:57
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Yeah, it's show night, buddy. I don't care. but I go back to sleep.
02:02:05
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Hey, Blaze designated me the host tonight, so get the fuck out of here. I'll go right back to bed, buddy. No, but most of the time, though, in a relationship with the sneaking in the phone thing is because the other person's actually done something or they're insecure of what they've done.
02:02:25
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Majority of the time, though, most people in a trusting relationship... Not even though the time. Correct. Right. Right. Won't do that shit. And they won't even ask what the hell they're doing. Just to bring it It's to the point now with my wife, I don't even lock my phone.
02:02:40
Speaker
Because there's no point. All i talked on all i do is talk to you fucking ass. that's know but even when she's here, all I do is talk to you fucking ass. Which is winning. But Jeff, what really brought this thing up was is Untrackable brought up about his wife and everything else.
02:02:57
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Her father's a businessman. I'm going to just brief kind of refresh and Untrackable if I mess up anything. He did a background check on Mr. Untrackable and kind of tried to dig into his past on the whole situation. So is what he brought. It was we were what started this conversation.
02:03:14
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So, I mean, that's what it was. So that's a refresher to kind of catch you up. So, not understand yeah, I had to run. life door The technology, the technology is there. however our our Our capacity to be worrisome and concerned is there too.
02:03:28
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So it only makes sense that people do do it. It's too easy to cheat nowadays. Let's be honest. and yeah Well, I think what it is is when i'm when I'm meeting somebody I want to get into relationship, I want to know them. I don't want to know what a background check is.
02:03:43
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Because, yeah, that person might have, like, don't know, maybe knocked over a fucking 7-Eleven, like, 15 years ago. You know, they might have went to prison for, like, three or five years ago. But my point, but I want to know the person now, and I feel i feel if I do some background check, it's going to corrupt potential. Yeah, because ah but people are not their past, agreed.
02:04:02
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Yeah, you're gonna go off of- Thank you, yeah, yeah. Yep. You need to go off the future. Now, there's some red flags, if there's some red flags- That's that's the exception to rule. But see, but be see here I'm also, at if there's red flags, and if I'm even contemplating about doing a background check on somebody, it's like, why why am I even with this person? Why do you care? You got a point, right. but yeah You got a point. If I don't trust them now,
02:04:27
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if i don't if if if i don't trust them now A background check is not going to help either way. No. So you might as well just end it before it starts. End it before it even fucking starts.
02:04:39
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Be like, I'm sorry. We can be friends, but this isn't going to work. yeah Move on. That's my opinion, though. That's my Right. i write But I agree with you. I have the same feelings about the shit, man. that's But yeah, but there's like Jeff said, there's too many people out there now. It's so easy it's because of this. i get onto 14 chat sites right now and talk to somebody.
02:05:02
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and I know because I don't care. I did not ah come on to this information until we were after already married. You know what i mean? Ooh. Ooh.
02:05:14
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which and it Again, it doesn't bother me because I didn't do fucked up shit back in the day. I've had failures. I've met some police officers along the way, if you will. several Same here, been there. but but but I was known on a first name basis. I don't care who looks at me.
02:05:37
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um The worst thing that happened to me with a background check was I was trying to get a job and I had been charged with a DUI when I was 22.
02:05:54
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ah ah i got ah I don't know how you say it, but i I was found not guilty. so it would no I was guilty as hell,
02:06:06
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but the the it it was like This goes away. Just don't fuck up again, please. Kind of thing. And if you do, then we have to hold this against saying So it's one of those things that hold up.
02:06:22
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However, however, um i applied for a job and it was like ah it it felt like a save my life, get me back working again type of job.
02:06:34
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and ah I didn't put that on my resume because I felt like it was taken care of and I wasn't this, that or the other.
02:06:47
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Well, ah the day before I was supposed to start the job after doing like three, I did a telephone interview. I did an in-person interview. I did the online shit for ah applying for the job.
02:07:01
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And I got a call and i was it it was from them. And I was like, hell yeah. So I pick up the phone and they're saying, you know, hey, you know, Mr. Untrackable, ah sir, ah you didn't disclose this.
02:07:17
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And I was like, well, it was handled and it was, it it was you know, a non-conviction. got yara And they were like, well, yeah but you didn't disclose it. And so I got denied the job the day before I was supposed to start.
02:07:35
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And it was like, well What the fuck, man? yeah i know I know people who get... Who's gotten denied jobs because they've been arrested. I don't think i don't i don't don't think... I don't think you you should have to report an arrest because people get arrested...
02:07:53
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Wrongly all the time like it's right. It's a common thing so unless it's advice Unless unless you've been charged and found guilty you shouldn't have to put that shit on the job application. i agree. Right. I agree Well in most job avo applications that it says on them too if it's like most places have you ever been convicted of a crime?
02:08:15
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so Yes or no? It varies. Convicted yeah but a bit so So, like, the state I live in, it'll ask both. Some will ask. Oh, really? Arrested and convicted. Yeah, Ohio doesn't. They just ask if you've ever been convicted or are you a fellow.
02:08:31
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Is Ohio a right to work state or is it Yes, unfortunately, it I have no idea. yeah I mean, I got arrested while I was in the military. And... and I don't know if that shit shows up on anything, but I definitely got arrested while I was in the military by the military people.
02:08:52
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You know what I'm that's a yeah you so there's It shows up like on Intax or some shit like that. There's federal database. That's the only thing that'll show up. up yeah but no yeah Ohio's and a right to work thing. They can fire you for fucking sneezing in this state.
02:09:10
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Yeah. I basically can't be fired. Jeff looked at me funny. um He's fired. so One of those deals.
02:09:25
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fuck That's the kind of bullshit we got to deal with here in Ohio. i mean Or they don't like you because they just don't like you. I've only been fired from one job. I just got fired recently.
02:09:38
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Oh, really? Yeah, all because of the whole situation I have going on. so That's fucked up. They let you go because that? Yes. Why they let you go because of that?
02:09:49
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Because they we had a point system. I was told I talked to them the Monday I went in, and I got told I wasn't going to get pointed and everything else.
02:10:01
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Well, we have an app to check our points for at work. I checked it Wednesday night, and there was no points put on. I go to check it Thursday morning because I took a vacation day and called in. i This place gave you a point to call in. So you got fired on your day home. I have a question for everybody out there in the world. Yeah, Rocky got it.
02:10:23
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Are you guys tired of putting profits over people? do you guys ever want to put people over profits someday? Maybe wouldn't get fired from jobs. It would be nice not to get fired from a job if a spouse got in an accident and you had to take care of your family. It would be nice. Here's shit part, Jeff. Let me put you in on this. I could actually cause a scene.
02:10:47
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just saying I could cause a scene because know I'm socialist too so you might want to and you're shut up boys you're fine no there was a guy that actually made sexual advancements and sexually harassed a supervisor and they HR let him keep his job this bullshit taking care of my family I lose my job over points The thing is, and it and I'm sure Wally doesn't qualify in this section, but when you have that people over profits thing, you will always have somebody trying to game the system.
02:11:21
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Oh, yeah. You get it every day. They're going to take advantage of it. That's the problem. There's always a fucking loophole, like the guy that you were just talking about. There's always loophole.
02:11:32
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And the sad part is, where I've seen it most of my work life, it's been factory. I'm sorry, I'm reading the private comment No, no, no, no, no That's not even all of it, dude Dude, but just as a It's five paragraphs long Dude, based in Pacific Northwest It knows where I'm at, bro We're coming to get you We're coming to get you, all of us We're going to send Jeff after your ass wait, I don't know Honestly, I didn't know you were in the PNW I thought you were not in the PNW
02:12:05
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I am. always thought i mean I left. Look, see, so I left the BMW, moved to Arizona, and I moved back maybe about a year ago. Okay, gotcha, gotcha,
02:12:20
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gotcha. I don't know if it's making old information or what, but this thing is five paragraphs long. It talks about non-finsical nonsense. It talks about you guys here. It talks about my interview that I had with Glick on House of Mute. It is way too much description. We're coming to get you. I told him about the... Actually, you know what? Let me just find that short.
02:12:43
Speaker
Yeah, play that short. It fucking blew my mind. We're coming to get you. That's exactly what you're saying. We're coming to get you. What day was that on? Right now, currently, we're on Nonsensical Nonsense. it's ah You put it on your agenda on Instagram. well no I know where I put I'm just trying to find out where I'm trying remember where i put it on my computer.
02:13:05
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Yeah, because my boss saw it and he was like, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I remember the night he put the guy pulled it up on there and everything. was like holy shit.
02:13:15
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I got Gemini the next day, dude. No, it's just, it's kind of it's for me, it's kind of weird. That's all. Well, well especially when yours was five paragraphs long compared to what ours ended up being about the show.
02:13:28
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That's insane, man. Yeah, I've never done it on Chat TV for us, but I'm sure it goes into detail. I'm going to go in the chat, GPT. for But I actually have. i have out Thank you, Blaze. And now I'm on a freaking rabbit hole dive.
02:13:42
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um You're welcome. you just like that Just like the hen chasing, having us chase that full glass of wine, too. Gemini, but yeah what can you tell me about nonsense the nonsensical network?
02:13:56
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idiots. the Nonsensical network, right? Okay, let's dive into the nonsense. The nonsensical network, from what I've gathered, is a group of content creators who seem to thrive on, well, the nonsensical.
02:14:09
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They've got a pretty diverse range of shows and segments, all united by a kind of off-the-wall, often humorous approach. Think of it as a digital variety show with a decidedly quirky bent.
02:14:20
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Here's a breakdown of what I know about them. Variety is their spice. They don't stick to just one thing. You'll find comedy, discussions about serious topics like men's mental health, music interviews, wrestling talk, and even a segment called News of the Dumb, which sounds like it's a bit of a mixed bag, but that seems to be part of their charm.
02:14:43
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Nonsensical nonsense is their flagship. This seems to be their main podcast, and it's focused on comedy and just generally shooting the breeze. Expect random conversations, probably some tangents,
02:14:55
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and hopefully some laughs. They care sometimes. While they embrace the nonsensical, they also tackle important issues. Their Men Caring for Men podcast suggests they're not afraid to have serious conversations, particularly around men's mental health.
02:15:10
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This adds a layer of depth Okay, I'm i'm not going to go... I think that's a good... but yeah that's That's what it is. but Did I accidentally just remove somebody?
02:15:22
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did i Yeah, probably... Untrackable bounced. If you guys are interested in reading or hearing the rest of that, you guys need to check out that episode. Yes.
02:15:35
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He put something in the private chat before he bounced. Okay. ah No, I have... i have i have
02:15:44
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What, one, two, three AIs on my computer? And then of course, the whole program we use in my job is an AI. We built it. It's called Rachel.
02:15:55
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So I use Adobe and it has some AI software put into It helps me with some editing. helps me find some some logo shit. When I'm building shit, when I'm putting shit together, it helps me. I pay for a subscription so ain't got to copyright shit. But that's about as as about as far as I use it. I might tinker around with it every once in a while just for shits and giggles.
02:16:17
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But I don't go to AI for anything significant. I don't either. that's just dumb. No, I don't either. I actually have an AI reader where if I pull up a website, it'll read it to me.
02:16:28
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So i don't have to. Same to you, Untractable, man. Thanks for jumping in tonight, bud. Have a good one. You know what? I need to make him a mod, and I will do that. Go ahead. Oh, definitely. Make me a damn mod.
02:16:42
Speaker
You I will. will. I'm doing that right now. was here. I'm doing that. while i was doing um I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a boochie. I, I, I'm a boochie.
02:16:54
Speaker
Don't make it. Don't make AI tell us where you're at. We'll come visit you. know i not you You know You know I'm not. I mean. Oh, shit. Like said, I use an AI at work, and we built it. It's and it's called Rachel.
02:17:12
Speaker
And I talk to it all day long. I'm like, hey, Rachel, bring up this person's file. And it, boom, right there. It's awesome. What's the chances of you actually using my wife's name, you asshole? what Rachel is the name of the AI. It was actually built before I started in the company. so i was like which Which is crazy because ah the Vera, my the one the one that brought me into the company, her sister's name is Rachel.
02:17:38
Speaker
And she's like, yeah, we're working with Rachel. And I was like, really? You're... I thought you and your sister hated each other. She's like, no, not that, Rachel. It's an AI. we It's named Rachel.
02:17:50
Speaker
It gets like what really confusing when conversations sometimes. ah So, Rock, what is your official YouTube handle?
02:18:03
Speaker
It is EDM Combat. Remixes. I swear, Jeff does this shit to me all the time. It's right there in the comments.
02:18:15
Speaker
Easy Jeff. My job is... is Remix. All we do is find people's jobs all day. Now, really the only thing is we only do white collar jobs.
02:18:29
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So basically office jobs is all you do? Well, we do a lot of cybersecurity, a lot of data analysis, data data entry, things like that. um The only thing we don't do is hospitals.
02:18:42
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We don't do nursing staff. We don't do doctors. So you basically just you just basically stay out of the medical side of things. You just do the... It's a whole different bag of worms. Gotcha.
02:18:53
Speaker
But we don't get paid until that person gets hired. No shit. So like, until like when we enter them into the program, you cause it's ah actually a sexual program and we can place people as fast as two weeks.
02:19:07
Speaker
You're slacking, man. At least here, temp agencies in Ohio can have you the next day in a white collar job for 140 grand a year I wish. No, blue collar jobs. See, that's the thing. I was explaining this to somebody else the other day.
02:19:22
Speaker
Blue collar jobs, they're not that hard to get into. Yes, there's a process. right there okay You don't have to have like degrees and certification. You're more into the sophisticated side with somebody that has a bachelor's or master's or something money is like that. Funny fuck that I do it.
02:19:43
Speaker
Hey, Rocky. I mean, you're as dumb as a boxer rocks like the rest of us. I mean, shit. You're officially a mod. You're officially a mod. Hell yeah. Oh, my God. Mark this episode, y'all.
02:19:55
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and and And I was saying you're thinking about why you've never been made one. why Why you've never been made one is because I don't think Glick ever knew how to do it. I just started doing it.
02:20:06
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I personally just took it upon myself to start signing mod. Hey, welcome to the mod life there, Rock. Because if we're, I mean, so yeah I mean, I think all all our regulars, all our regulars should be a mod.
02:20:24
Speaker
So there's Technician, if you're down there, you're a mod now. On Tracker, you're a mod. so Yeah, those guys are and those are all amazing.
02:20:34
Speaker
Like, you're a mod, you're mod, you're a mod. You're cool. Fuck you. I'm out. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Fuck you. I like you. for you i like you you' god Fuck you. Fuck you. It's like, yeah, you're not a mod tonight. Fuck you. We're gone. Bye. See ya.
02:20:53
Speaker
Now, what other topics you guys, you boys want to talk about? I mean, i's like kind of the shit up to i there's Dude, Wally, I got something you got to see. all like all I want to see your white ass. I've already seen it.
02:21:06
Speaker
I know. It's amazing. yeah So there's a I'm watching on YouTube. And Wally, I you would like this guy. Mazda Miata. he does he's building a it sounds dumb he's building a mazzzaadta but is a cyberunk inspired maaba i got save I thought the cyberpunk phase was kind of like a thing that's already passed.
02:21:36
Speaker
I know. It's actually coming back in again. It's coming back in again. out this whip, dude. o How cool is that? And that's not even the finished product.
02:21:48
Speaker
I don't even like Miatas, but that is fucking sick. du guys like he's That doesn't look cyberpunk, though. well no Compared to original Mazda Miata, i mean, it looks sci-fi, but it it looks more like cyber, but it's not cyberpunk. It's more like cybertech.
02:22:05
Speaker
Well, he's got a... He actually just put on a neon taillight. It goes across the entire... So the taillights are gone. Cyberpunk ain't making a comeback. And it it's... ah That whole top... He built the hatch.
02:22:22
Speaker
He turned it into a hardtop where it's a hatchback hardtop. He built the whole thing out of carbon fiber from scratch. I wish I had his fucking money. That carbon fiber ain't cheap.
02:22:33
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Well, he first did it out of fiberglass, and then he upgraded it as his views got bigger. And one of the coolest things he built is a... So, this is... He built a station wagon.
02:22:45
Speaker
And this station wagon is a Nissan... Trying to figure out how to block AI from finding them. It's a
02:22:56
Speaker
Nissan that I've never seen before. but Put a GT, GTR, g but the GTR front end on it. I'm going to have to read all this shit later, man. That's a lot.
02:23:07
Speaker
How cool is there's the That almost looks like of all the those are the pictures you sent me. I think those look garbage. That's early on in the build. He just finished the Nissan.
02:23:19
Speaker
That looks like a Volvo wagon with a Skyline GTR front end. But it's not. It's actually a Nissan ah wagon that we don't have in the States. The guy's in Australia.
02:23:30
Speaker
oh Oh, so it's like the... ah Yeah, like their Ford Escort is actually what our Ford Probe was over here, basically. And, like, it had small front little headlights. he's He had to cut out the frame and stuff.
02:23:45
Speaker
That's cool, though, to see Aussies doing that shit, man. That's awesome. When he builds, he doesn't say a word. It's all ASMR style. You read the subtitles. yeah Oh, my God. You'll have to send me that channel through your WhatsApp, dude. I'll definitely check it out. I think you'd get a kick out of it. cause
Legislation, Smoking, and Van Life
02:24:03
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like he'll He'll use expanding foam to make the flares and then build ah build a mold out it and then build a fiberglass fender.
02:24:12
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Nice. Hey, Blaze. don't know how to do that. I got a question ask you since you're on local Mr. Stoner. Here in Ohio, we had the law passed where recreational weed was passed where you could smoke it legal and everything else.
02:24:31
Speaker
I've already been there and smoked some of it. Well, I'm going to let you know now. There's an article that our fucking piece of shit government is trying to make it now where you can't smoke out in public or on your own front yard.
02:24:43
Speaker
They're trying to change the bill around. They tried to do that here with cigarettes. Oregon did that. oregon because But see, Oregon does that with cigarettes. they have like Right. right But I'm just saying, I just read the article today about it. I'm like, so what was the point of, I get they're trying to make their money off of legalizing it. Mm-hmm.
02:25:03
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But at the same time, why do you ask the voters, typical politicians, in my opinion, why would you do that? And then all of a sudden, before you pass, it's already passed.
02:25:14
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Want to go through and change it where you can't even go to the front porch. I can answer that. I'm going to say two things. One, but I disagree with that.
02:25:25
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I don't think. i don't think on your front porch should be illegal. That's kind of bullshit. Virginia has ah has a ah similar law when it comes to alcohol. and You can't drink on your front porch. It's the weirdest thing.
02:25:37
Speaker
but Anyway, I don't want to go deep into that. I just want to ask your opinion on but my do that So just like right you as a citizen, a private citizen, you can write a bill and submit it to Congress.
02:25:51
Speaker
yeah it just so so so like no well yeah i mean So if a bill passes or is going through the chamber that you disagree with some stuff on, you as a citizen or a group of citizens can write amendments to that bill or rewrite the bill and and propose it. I'm not saying it's going to be accepted.
02:26:10
Speaker
Right. answer that's how well I just wanted to ask you because I know you spoke and everything. Well, that's not so much about smoking. That's more more about how politics works. Well, I'm just saying from from the other aspect of the side of the situation. Me personally, i'm I'm an anarchist. So if you want to smoke weed and you're in a fucking illegal state, fuck the government.
02:26:36
Speaker
Fucking smoke weed. I can tell you why it happened. I can tell you exactly why it happened. Why is that? why so so so that mommy it seems The same shit just happened here in in in Kentucky.
02:26:49
Speaker
The legislation calendar is closing, so they rush through all these fucking amendments to bills and all this. I think that's what they're going up here. And that's in exactly what's happened. like And I'm not going to point out political parties because this isn't specific to any particular party. But yeah goes bill but ah bill a bill will be going through. It's like, okay, it's got this much support from here, this much support from here. Maybe it's got higher support and you're on this political team and you're part of that political team. You're like, hey, there's something I want to add to this before it goes all the way through either make it better, it worse.
02:27:25
Speaker
Depends on perspective. So throw that in there. Who's going to line my pocket? and And either A, you can you can you can you can get a... a vote on the floor, or you can open up debate for it.
02:27:37
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It all depends. There's a lot of different situations. yeah, i just wanted your opinion, like i said, we especially being a smoker and everything else. i mean My opinion about smoking in public? Or my my my opinion on politics? No, smoking in public is way you word it is. Oh, sorry, my bad.
02:27:55
Speaker
No, they're trying to make it where in public, and that includes even in, like I said, on your front porch. They consider that in public. I agree that you should not smoke weed if you're like standing in front of a fucking Walmart people are walking in.
02:28:10
Speaker
Oh, I agree. The same way with cigarettes on your own front porch on your own front porch. Now go fuck yourself. I'm a smoker. Yeah. And that's what, but that's what this was saying is basically on your own. Is it illegal?
02:28:23
Speaker
Is it illegal to smoke a cigar or a cigarette on your front porch? No, it is not. Then that bill will fall fall will fall on its face. That's what I'm just saying. Because with when it comes to smoking laws, a lot of the the constraining laws in legal states when it comes to marijuana, a lot of those constraints come from already existing smoking laws because of cigarettes. I see.
02:28:46
Speaker
Right. Yeah. So that's right. but But I mean, it was just dumb reading that they were telling you basically you can't even smoke in your own fucking porch. And it's like, uh. You kiss my ass. That's kind of fucked. But now they're going go to the gal yeah come on my property i trying to stop let's say you live in a property that's an apartment and your neighbor's like literally two feet from you and you're out on your front porch and they're out there and their kids are out there.
02:29:14
Speaker
It depends on how the law is written. Right. in might It might confine that. but not confine somebody in a house porch. That their nearest neighbor is like, holy here. No, I get you. I get what you're saying. It all depends on, that's why I don't, one, I'm not a big governor.
02:29:32
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Two, I think when it comes to governmental bills, too many of them are written too ambiguously that it's left up to too much interpretation and just fucks everybody up.
02:29:43
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Fuck you, Rock. I was like, oh, I can't wait till he sees it. I fucking love it. I love it. Guys, what do you guys want to bring up and talk about? mean,
02:30:00
Speaker
ah love it but guys what do you guys want to bring up and talk about i mean here's the Rock's just mad because I turned him on the whole wine thing with JetGPT. I'm going to be a laser from now on, dude. I'm changing my name, bro. JetGPT is stalking you.
02:30:18
Speaker
Now that and the AI is going to come get him. It's going to come through his computer. Hey, I know what you were doing last night. Machines rise, man. yeah
02:30:31
Speaker
I like that picture, though. That is a good picture. Oh, that's an old picture with me with dildos behind me. Exactly. That's an old one. Holy shit. That was a long time ago. I got like legit headphones on. That's the whole headphones.
02:30:46
Speaker
Oh shit. Yeah, I got some like really old ones. like from I've been trying to find that picture too. I haven't been able to find that picture I'll send it to you. I got a whole like folder full of these. He's got ammo for days.
02:31:02
Speaker
I'm not going to laugh because i'm like I do too. That's all okay you I save everything. every Every meme I create, every logo or background I make, I save You deleted it, Jeff, you dick.
02:31:16
Speaker
I didn't delete shit. e sure See, that's where that came from. yeahs hey you Rock, you're missing a dildo in the mouth. yeah What you can't see is just off screen I'm getting ready to take it Oh that what it is What you can't see is my hands up like this but Oh yeah yeah yeah I deleted like i see eight He did delete that one Yeah but I deleted it Because we can only have 100 things on there And I have to always delete something to put something new in Yeah that's all i yeah it's like I have to take it out to find something else to put it in Oh shit
02:31:56
Speaker
Oh, here it is. Yeah, there it is. we're ah we're all go I have i had that picture of like the background of just the dildo somewhere. That's what I'm looking for. There's a good one. There's a good one. The dumb knight.
02:32:09
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You're a dick.
02:32:13
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know so the dumb night dick
02:32:21
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better I just think it's funny that yeah i went I went on that whole diatribe for like a couple minutes. I'm looking straight at the camera. And looked over at my laptop and then I see Rock. Well, I kind of did one of these numbers and kind of went like this in the middle of the conversation. And then Jeff finally caught on what was going on.
02:32:39
Speaker
And then you caught it and it's like, oh shit. I realized... In order for me to finish what I'm trying to say, i have to stare at the camera that I have looked up. but let's understand um That way I can totally ignore whatever's going on over here. and just way he doesn't get sidetracked because stoner brain takes over and goes, squirrel, look at that.
02:33:00
Speaker
Mostly it's Jeff. Jeff is making my fucking shit go. Jeff does that to everybody. It's not just you. You're not special. I didn't say I was. I didn't say that.
02:33:15
Speaker
I mean, I'm special, but in the helmet kind of way. Hey, we're all special on this show. We've all our own little thing. I I would have saved it. so So, Wally, I don't know if you know, Blaze is talking about going van life, which I'm 100% down for.
02:33:31
Speaker
I found the perfect van for him. Right? I found the perfect van for him. It was a
02:33:40
Speaker
The 1500 van, Chevy 1500 van, but the front end was Chevy Silverado. And it had a six-inch lift on it. but i still see I still see Blaze though as an old-school Volkswagen van guy.
02:33:54
Speaker
i If I could afford one, if if I could afford, I've looked at some of those, like those old fucking bandwagons. Oh, yeah. Redone. Dude, they're like $60,000, $70,000. Oh, I know. They're not cheap. Well, even the ones that need work done to them are still going for like five or ten grand.
02:34:11
Speaker
And it needs like gold discussion. can get them down here for $1,500 all day long. Yeah, but see, for fiber's like for five grand, I can get a small schoolie. Like a small fucking short one. That schoolie you said, that thing was dope, dude. He found this. It's a Chevy 3500 frame. Short bus? got Short bus.
02:34:32
Speaker
It's got the it's got the the Chevy Express front end, in a barr and it's like a 8c. Oh, dude, it's perfect. The only problem he had with it is it's diesel.
02:34:43
Speaker
And line that's what i'm on the fence that's what That's what I'm on the fence with. Because he knows gasoline. Because but because being is van like van life is like you're constantly on the road.
02:34:55
Speaker
Diesel engines got a longer fucking shelf life. I have friends throughout the country that are okay mechanics when it comes to diesel. So I'm kind of like maybe just go with them. Here, Blaze, this is where the way a situation is. This is a guy that's done both, worked on both.
02:35:14
Speaker
And you do, it's like you said, you have people. But what is ah that one time that you're somewhere where you can't get them? I know. That's the only thing. And if I'm driving something with a 350 fucking gasoline motor, I can work on it for days.
02:35:30
Speaker
No problem. yeah it's a have do i do but do it But do I take this and step out of my comfort zone? Always early. Yeah, funny.
02:35:42
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yeah My hands are du like Jeff, too. That headset is freaking dope. I just saw that. like I just noticed that your headset is actually glowing.
02:35:52
Speaker
Yeah. I'm jealous.
02:35:57
Speaker
These were free. Jeff is our uwu girl. I think I got a memo. I don't like that. You do. You did.
02:36:08
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i think i got a me um don't like thank you do you did You did have that sound. made yeah The sound makes me want to punch people. I know. That's why I like doing it.
02:36:20
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It's so creepy. the The one good I just Wally, I just saw a truck. and Some guy posted on Facebook. It's got 2.5 million miles. Huh? 2.5 million? 95 Ram. 3,500. There go.
02:36:33
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huh it's a ninety five five million ninety five ram thirty five ah thirty five hundred yeah there we go There's Jeffro. Oh, my gosh. Put your jealousy aside, boys.
02:36:51
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I want to play with the ears. Give me the ear. Yeah, ah
02:36:58
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No, but, yeah, it's ah it's ah it's a Cummins diesel, 2.5 million miles, and the fucking thing looks brand new. He takes care of That's what happens when you take care of it and spend the money. Yep.
02:37:11
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that's why Anything can be that way. But with the diesel, the biggest aspect with those are is the cost of maintenance. That's the only thing. And oil change on...
02:37:23
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I'll throw it out. A 7.3 Powerstroke Ford motor. When I was working at Donnelly, it was $170 for a fucking oil change. Oil change. But, if you get them to switch over to like French fry oil, like the... dude, those things, yeah. Oh, my God.
02:37:40
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You got to change filters. and that's and that's a hashtag word that And that's another thing. The idea of biodiesel and shit. Yeah. like And it's everywhere. Yeah. yeah I'm just thinking, like, I think... a little mcon's full hopta I don't know if a simple diesel engine an option, but something that I can learn while I'm driving... that Well, one of the ones... Well, honestly, for you, Blaze, and I'll tell you... Kind of way I'm thinking about it.
02:38:08
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Easiest diesel motor, in my opinion, I've ever touched and ever turned or rinsed on. 7.2. 7.2. No, is a 12-valve mechanical pump Cummins.
02:38:20
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Everything is mechanical. It is actually the most simplest diesel to work on out there. Is that why they're so popular? yeah Yes. you can also You can crank that boost up to the point where it's a fucking yeah an earth mover.
02:38:36
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and it's all ah And it's all because you turn the pump up and feed it more fuel. Yep. That is me the most common. We used... we used right so In the Air Force, I hauled bombs.
02:38:47
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We used bobtails. They were short trucks. The beds were cut off. They were all commons. yeah Yes. They were actually the...
02:39:00
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oh there The worst thing coming... The tons and tons of fucking explosives. I would fucking haul with those things. And they just smile and keep going. The only downfall is they were put in a shitty brand of vehicle.
02:39:14
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Because the Dodge suspension sucked. comment yeah they you Well, they put the Cummins in other shit, too. oh they but But for the longest time, Cummins was only known as a Chrysler product.
02:39:27
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yeah But you also got... i actually just watched a guy... Now, I'm not the biggest Ford guy, but he put a bus, a plus diesel bus motor. He's doing it right now into a Ford F-350 and doing the interior all-king ranch.
02:39:45
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Oh, yeah. I'm slowly watching this guy. well I'm very impressed. The best of both worlds, and I've seen it done in real life, and there's a guy right here in my hometown of Mount Vernon, has an F350 with a 24-valve Cummins Allison transmission, but done with a Ford suspension. Are you in Ohio or Michigan?
02:40:08
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Ohio, my buddy. I'm a Buckeye. He's less than 30 minutes from Glick. I'm about 20 minutes away from Blake. I know there's a Mount Vernon in fucking Michigan. yeah There's also a Mount Vernon in Illinois too. so But no, very this thing this guy can hold whole D5 dozer and climb hills, not even drop 65 mile an hour.
02:40:33
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It's got the best of all the worlds. It's got the Cummins motor. Yeah, I was going to say, because transmission, you can't kill. Yeah. Yeah, those things, but it's got the best of both worlds. Ford, and my um I know I'm a Ford guy, but Ford Super Duty trucks, they're 250s, 350s, by far the best factory suspension out there.
02:40:51
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Factory suspension, agree. You get an Allison transmission, which is a damn near a bulletproof automatic transmission. It's made for hauling heavy loads and just everyday driving. And you put a Cummins behind it with the torque and horsepower and the shit you can do with a Cummins.
02:41:06
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especially the 24 valve with the tuners and all this out there, there ain't nothing really out there in this world that can touch you unless it's a built diesel motor. I mean, this is basically a factory shit.
02:41:18
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The more I think about it, and the more consummate, the more it's like I'm almost sold on a diesel. I mean, even though I don't have mechanical experience on it, like I have mechanical experience. That's really all you need.
02:41:30
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You, honestly, with that 12 valve, you could actually build it. you see how that mean i' like i mean I feel confident enough to really i can learn to do it. I'd rather just go ahead and spring for the diesel.
02:41:42
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Which is what I've been saying. Because of the longevity of it. I would honestly go and if you would go with a diesel. Me being, like I said, even though I'm a diehard Ford, I would take a Cummins any day over any Power Stroke and any Duramax out there.
02:41:57
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I'm sorry. I'm not a brand of
02:42:02
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I, I, I'm not really, but I've just, that's just been what I've grown up around and I've worked on most of my life until I got into the dealership where started getting into the used cars and plus being in a truck and tractor pulling world and dirt track world, you learn to work on a little bit of everything. But yeah, by far, but by, by far diesel performance wise, they're for Cummins. They're one of those more simpler for the older ones or simpler for, yeah,
02:42:31
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Average Joe's away. Because when I start van life, going to do it on the East Coast going up through the Appalachians. I have friends in Ohio, obviously. i have friends up in New York. have friends in Michigan. oh yeah from your and you actually I got friends down down south in Georgia and Mississippi. You're in diesel paradise.
02:42:49
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You're in diesel haven through this area. And that's what i mean. I can drive around. If I have any issues, I can call up a homie. But, hey, Rayman, I have this issue. Can you like maybe walk me through a solution? Yeah, you know what? And then once I get all comfortable with that, then I can go west coast later on.
02:43:06
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Well, you know what I would do in your situation, Blaze, is I would actually find me a couple of Shade Tree mechanics and say, look, I'm going to buy a, you know, this, like that short bus you showed me. I don't, I don't, I don't, have to put a 12 valve in it.
02:43:21
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Like, my dad, my dad's a mechanic. Like, I have mechanical experience. I can open up a fucking book. No, but what I'm saying is, like,
Mechanical Background and Alternative Fuels
02:43:30
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you get the knowledge it's,
02:43:33
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but the he but i'm move it's i have I have enough knowledge to know I can understand to do it later. My biggest question to ask you is,
02:43:49
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oh Rock just sent a private message and stuff. so But no, how do you learn with you with your mechanical knowledge? Are you book-wise or you more hands-on, Blaise?
02:44:01
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I'm more booked. I am some hands. So here's my mechanical le a mechanical experience. I, growing up, high school, my dad was a mechanic. was an army guy working on hot rods and shit, tuning cars, oil changes, tires, simple shit.
02:44:22
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little bit more complex. um i went to MMI for two and a half years after I got out of the Air Force. That's the Motorcycle Mechanics Institute. hard Nice. Hell yeah. You did it all. Yeah.
02:44:35
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Yeah. So, I mean, i have I have wrenching experience. In the Air Force, I was ah i was ah ah bomb technician. Different kind of maintenance, it was still maintenance. Yeah, right. So, like, I mean, like, working like working with tools and reading manuals and shit is, like, something I can do.
02:44:51
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But I also have experience at reading more explorative things. avenues of information that goes a little bit higher than just mechanical.
02:45:03
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Right. so so so I'm confident in myself to do it. I just, I'm trying to convince myself that it is the right decision by talking to other people that have diesel experience because Even though I don't have it, even though I feel like I can still tackle it, it helps me build some confidence when we're talking engines and be like, oh that makes sense.
02:45:27
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that mean Like when you brought up Cummins is nothing but mechanical, it's like, I can deal with that. It's easier to deal with. than more technical and computer shit. I can do computer shit too, but that on the side of the road, that comes with hooking up a fucking ah laptop when it comes to doing i troubleshooting and all that. and It's like, I don't want that. i want...
02:45:50
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I want easy when it comes to working on. Simplicity. Simplicity because like Molly said, if I'm stuck on the side of the road, can win some 350 for fucking days. I've had my 7L Camino, my Malibu.
02:46:03
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You know, I can up three fifty fucking 350, fucking old Chevy engine, dude. day All day long. All day long. take part of fucking yeah was way yeah back but when you're But when you're van life in it and you're out in the middle of nowhere and you need a computer to fix your fucking engine, you're fucked. Right.
02:46:19
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That's me. It's the off-grid that I want. Right. If you want the off-grid, but yeah, if you do want the diesel life, man, look into a first-gen Cummins with the mechanical pump and everything because it is basically the gas version of most gas carbureted motors except it's a diesel. You don't have to deal with youre you know spark plugs, everything else. You got your glow plugs and shit and yeah a feel a fuel pump.
02:46:48
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And you can also, like Jeff was saying, you can set it up to run on the E85. You can run on French fry oil. You can walk into a Sam's Club. E85 is ethanol fuel. it or isn't it You can run that through diesel.
02:47:04
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Diesel motor will run on almost anything. yeah there is There is a I'll have to send you the link in WhatsApp of on the diesel stuff, fuels you additives and stuff you can run.
02:47:15
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But yes, French fry oil is actually the most common oil fuel you can use. I am familiar with that, but when it comes to E85, I was... there's a setup There's a setup you can do.
02:47:29
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There's a setup you can actually put on it. Yeah. because okay Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool. Yeah. You can't just pump the E85 and rock Okay, okay next Right. But you can also set up your diesel motor. Here's what will blow your mind. You can go get your propane grill and run your diesel truck off of propane, natural propane.
02:47:48
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You do that with gas motor. But it's more common with a diesel motor. However, it it not here. Oh, up here it is. There's a company here that will take any gas motor switch it do with over to propane.
02:48:05
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Because technically kerosene, and all it is, is ah it's actually kerosene made right off of the crude oil that makes diesel fuel right off the top of the oil It's weird how fucking fuel is made.
02:48:17
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If you don't understand how fuel is made, then going to say this real quick when it comes to politics and the way oil drilling is. if you understand If you do not understand the different grades of crude oil, how they're used and what applications are used and how they're made, then you don't have an opinion worth subjecting to when talking about drilling oil or energy use.
02:48:45
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I'm just saying. just Because technically, my opinion, all throughout the world, through the country, but my personal opinion, Jeff might agree with me or not, diesel fuels actually should be the cheapest fuel there is on the face of the earth.
02:49:00
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Because it's the first thing made right off the top of the crude oil. yeah especially especially Especially if you could break it down to biodiesel, like French fire. yeah Exactly. yeah and I 100% agree with that. My brother-in-law... I think what diesel one's in a problem with is the cleaning the clean efficiency.
02:49:22
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The gelling and, the yes, the burning efficiency. My brother-in-law right now has a job where he is turning... Recyclable plastic in the biodiesel. I've seen that.
02:49:34
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I saw that. Diesel motors were originally invented to run on peanut butter. And this is the thing. If I if if i can get away with the diesel engine and...
02:49:46
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and This is my problem with diesel engines. They burn dirty and they pollute our fucking earth more than gasoline engines because of the way the technology is. I'm not i'm not saying not saying it's good or it's bad. There's pros and cons for both.
02:49:59
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what But when it comes to an engine that you can run biodiesels, that you can make from French fireballs and recycle and reuse other things that prevent you to have to fucking beat the earth up even more, I'm good with that.
02:50:14
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Yeah, because there's YouTube channels that people have taken old Mercedes diesels and switched to a biodiesel. Yeah, but see, but and and I've seen that, and I've seen the the things people have have have had to build to convert the biodiesel.
02:50:29
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I'm looking for off-grid light. I can't do that. So either A, either a i already have to have a networked established that that there's people around the country making biodiesel that I can just pay which that actually might be a thing but honestly your best bet would be going is the french fry oil because you can damn near get it from anywhere Exactly.
02:50:54
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And you can, you know what I mean? i do is sweat But if I'm living, but if I'm living off, if I'm, if I'm living van life and living off the grid, to take that, to turn it into bio diesel, cause there's still a process. You just don't take the oil from the fast food restaurant and throw in your tank. Pour it in the tank. no Oh no, you got to train and all this shit. Yeah.
02:51:13
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There's a process, but when you're van lifeing it, living on the road and living off the grid, you don't have that access. So when I say, I'm going to caveat this because I've run into people that talk about living off the grid or living the way people used to, like somehow we can live independently from society is utter and total bullshit.
02:51:38
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I agree. When I talk about living off the grid, I mean sustaining myself without having to rely on everyday city life as much as possible. Right. I see what you mean. as any as As any human being, because we're social creatures,
02:51:53
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We, in some form or way, have to rely on each other to sustain our life. You want it where there is less interaction than what you mean. Exactly. Unless I have to deal with people.
02:52:08
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it's not It's not just people, but in a way. cause I want to go full Grizzly Adams, man. Go out and live in the little fucking lives. I mean, I'll still have to go into town.
02:52:19
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a couple days away to pick up supplies. I still have my friends. That's why I'm driving around. I'm visiting friends and family and I'm i'm socializing. I know my entire life. but i get But I get the part you're talking about where you can have to... I just i just i just don't want i don't want people to think that i'm I'm turning to Dan like to escape society off.
02:52:40
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oh no and um no and It's mainly so you can see the country in a different way. i can't why i want to yeah It is a way to see the country. Here's a funny thing.
02:52:55
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I've had many conversations with people. i I'll meet people and we're sitting there talking about a past. but yeah I was in Army Brad. i moved around a lot. One of the first things I hear from from people, not all the time, is, oh, I'm sorry.
02:53:08
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I'm like, really got that i never got that like what are you sorry for well that you had to move around why i got to be that was the only life i knew i didn't i didn't have that i had nothing to compare to you to feel sorry for it and i don't feel sorry for about moving around it's actually instilled in me a vagabond kind of no bad nomad kind of uh well it also teach taught you to be a little bit more independent in in Independent, smarter, I think in some ways. but well no What I mean by independent is I'm still dependent on people. dependent on my family, friends, and all that. mean, we all are.
02:53:48
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I just feel that when it comes to the the wants or desire for social interaction, me, it's not there as much. never had but li but lib But living off the grid is not something you can permanently do and do it with the rest of your life without ever meeting any other human. And if that's the way you think, I'm sorry, you're you're just wrong.
02:54:14
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No, you actually you're going to have to in interact sometime because you're going to need to like resupply up and everything else. I mean, that's like these reality shows since you brought it up. but malcolm can i Well, the Alaskan Bush people.
02:54:28
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Dude, that's a crock. I actually looked into that. Those were actually not that was never filmed in Alaska. You know where it was filmed at? Fucking Washington, the state of Washington in the Redwoods and shit in the northern parts.
02:54:41
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That's exactly where it was filmed at. It wasn't even filmed up in Alaska. was on the History Channel or Discovery Channel or something like that? It was on Discovery. on you Yeah, um those channels suck nowadays. they're trying to make something out of what it's not. but yeah i imagine ancient Ancient Aliens isn't history.
02:55:02
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Yeah, no. I'll tell you what, though. I'm just saying... give me Give me the show Goldrush. Give me the show Goldrush, though. that You can do that yourself, what they did on that show.
02:55:14
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I like that show. I think I watched a little bit of that show. I think one of the ones, this dude had a prospect, young kid, like 18, 19 years old. Yeah, I saw that kid. Had a prospect up in Alaska from his grandfather.
02:55:27
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Yep. That was the only, out of the one season, the few episodes that I watched, that is the only one I remember is that one dude. Yeah. And that was awesome. Good for him because he fucking did it.
02:55:39
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He did it. And it was like, you took your grandparents' old fucking machine, you fucking just like some dumb dick kid, and he's not a dumb dick kid. I don't mean that in general. He was 18, all dumb at 18. And he does it.
02:55:57
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And he fucking does it on his own. And I'm like, Fuck yes. It's one of those things you wish most kids today's society because how long ago that show was. Here, take a lesson from this fucking kid. Look what he's done with something that all he... And the thing is about that, all he knows is about the stories about it.
02:56:16
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He never actually did it when he was young. But it was it it was the biggest the biggest thing for him, it was a family part. It wasn't wasn't corporate owned. It wasn't a shareholder. It was shareholder what it and du I live now in rural kentu Kentucky, Brandenburg area. okay i'm not a rural i'm not ah I'm not a rural guy. I'm an agricultural guy.
02:56:40
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I'm more of a chameleon when it comes to where I live. but right there was there was There's this young dude that I met. The dude's a dumbass. and all right When I say
Greed, Small Businesses, and Local Shopping
02:56:51
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dumbass, I don't mean dumbass in is as he's dumb, but he's a dumbass and is social ass.
02:56:57
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No, no, no, He's dumb when it comes dealing with people. He's not dumb on the farm or dumb with machines. He's just dumb when it comes dealing with. No social skills, basically. Yeah, but I mean...
02:57:12
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He was just... He was a mean guy. But he wasn't like beating people. you like it wasn't bull He I don't know. His upbringing, but he was young.
02:57:23
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Anyway. Just a demeanor. his grandfather po His grandfather passed away, pot of land, a little farm, just a little bit of a agricultural land, family owned.
02:57:33
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And this is Kentucky where I live. A lot of the agricultural is like corporate. Right, yeah. He was on the fence on selling it or not. Cause it's just like a little bit of land. He's not a farmer. He decided to go to college, start a family.
02:57:48
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And he's like, now it's like he has this opportunity to be farmer. Not something planned to do, but it's enough land that one person or a family can farm.
02:57:59
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oh And he was like, he was like, fuck I'm going to do it. And he did it. He did it. I followed a couple of guys. I was like, fuck yeah,
02:58:10
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The big problem with Kentucky is because that's where most of my family from my mom's side is with the commercialization, tobacco fields are huge down there and it's all commercial shit.
02:58:22
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It's got, you know, your Philip Morris, they've got contracts with everyone. Well, where my family- It's all monopolized. So like twelve so if if if one of these big companies were to start hurting, it hurts a lot of people.
02:58:36
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Right. Instead of having localized small business, like i'm I'm a i'm huge small business guy. Right. I'm so anti-bacorporal. I'll throw it out there, Blaise.
02:58:48
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Since you live there, you got, say, 50 acres you grow tobacco that you sell you know for yourself as a personal thing for extra income. um My family grew up on farms down there that a lot of the neighbors, everybody helped everybody doing that stuff.
02:59:06
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Well... When I become a teenager down there, one of the biggest farms that my mom and all them grew up around, the younger generation, all they seen was dollar signs.
02:59:22
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This was like a 250-acre tobacco farm that's been in the family. i can go back years. And one of the siblings... got an offer without, was going to go behind the rest of their siblings. There's like seven kids in this family. Down there, they like to multiply like rabbits. so but But all they've seen was the dollar signs, why these other siblings are like, let's keep but we're going to try to keep the family business going.
02:59:49
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Well... They went and got a lawyer, everything else. They ended up losing ah almost a 50-year family heritage because one fucking sibling got money hungry because they couldn't refuse the offer that they were given.
03:00:04
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And now it no longer exists. There's no farm there. It's greed. it's not i we and yall Y'all can hate me. I don't give a shit, people.
03:00:17
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But America, the United States of America is a greedy country. oh No, I agree with you. It's all for greed, bud. We hoard. And the ones that don't hoard, ah they don't hoard because you're not privileged enough to hoard.
03:00:32
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But we're hoarding country. That's why this shit happens the way it does. And no, and it's honestly, and that's why but it was just a shame because i remember as a little- Excessiveness, excessiveness doesn't doesn't lead to successfulness overall for society. And it's sad because that was my first time I ever actually learned, they handpicked all the tobacco leaves, 250 acres and friends.
03:01:01
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as a family and friends Because the machines that they used to actually commercialize them actually hurts what the main process of that leaf to make your tobacco does.
03:01:15
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It was actually damaging it. so they were Makes it worse. it more Yeah, they were actually losing money than making money yeah with their stuff by doing yeah But yeah, I helped pick 20 acres. I think I was like 10 years old whenever I helped do this.
03:01:30
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That is the most strenuous physical labor. And I've done construction work. I've done all kinds. That shit, 90 degrees humidity, picking tobacco leaves was insane. thing like but i This guy. has guy this guy this This white honky fucking motorcycle wet motherfucker right here, you will not ever catch me on a farm fucking pulling shit. Nope. Really? I'm just saying.
03:01:53
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but and a You know what? I take that back. The only farm you'll find me on working on is a marijuana farm. I knew that was coming. Well, I get that i i get it.
03:02:04
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I get it. But I mean, Jeff's grown up with me. Me and Jeff and Glicks all had summer jobs bailing hay together. you know what's so weird is like cannabis growing is agriculture as well.
03:02:16
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So when I sit here and bust balls about not wanting to agricultural, I guess in a way I have been just when it comes to a plant that So he didn't feel like work.
03:02:28
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like so hardest time So I mean, We got to remember though, interest that that comes down to one thing. And it's something I say all the time. If you find something you love to do, you don't work.
03:02:39
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It's not work. It really is. For instance, if you started a weed farm with 250 acres, it would be a labor love.
03:02:48
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One of the favorite things I lived to do in October, and it drove the ex-wife crazy because I would quit my job to go do it. I had a buddy that grew fucking medical marijuana in Oregon. And harvest like and i would I would go fucking trim.
03:03:02
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i go I didn't want to harvest. I have done the harvesting. I don't i don't like harvesting. I love to trim. I will sit there. I'll turn the music on. I got my bowl going. I got my ball going. I got my joint going. um Yeah, it's something you enjoy.
03:03:15
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Yeah. And you don't realize that 12 hours just went by. Exactly. yeah i didn't I didn't do it more than eight. so you know I sit there, I just be smoking, I be trimming. Next thing I know, I got pounds done and Rob's like, yo, you want an ounce for going home today? I'm like, hell yeah, man.
03:03:33
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Yeah, I'll just take the constant leave. Except that I fucking just trimmed. didn't make much of a living, but I enjoyed it. I loved it. I loved it. Even when I did...
03:03:44
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when like even when when i did would plant corn and stuff. it's Yeah, it's a huge pain in the ass, but I love doing it. like that That's one of the things I want to do again.
03:03:56
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But that's the thing is it's perfect. I don't like corn enough to want to do that though. oh no yeah It's about the plant itself for me. It's about the process. I love the process.
03:04:07
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Yeah. Especially playing on the farm equipment. That was my biggest thing help. You get on the tractor, one of the greatest things ever. Especially when you're a kid. But for me, growing marijuana is not just, it is the process, but it's not right the fruit of the labor at the end of the process.
03:04:26
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When it comes to corn, it's like, I love tacos, not as much as weed. i mean all get there but Like I said, one of the greatest things that ever happened to me is I was actually running a combine.
03:04:41
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for like 14 hours and my girlfriend came along for the ride. Greatest conversation of my life. Just me and my girlfriend in the fucking combine for 12 hours just shooting the shit while we fucking run up in the roads, man.
03:04:55
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But, yeah, I mean, that's the thing. I grew up, Jeff knows it, I grew up with farmer friends and everything else. Our summer jobs to make money at 10, 11 years old and throughout our school, we went out and baleed hay.
03:05:07
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It was the enjoyment of cattle. lived Army bases growing um i lived i lived on army bases growing So I didn't have the option of going to work at a farm. But I mean, I push a lawnmower around. So I get around. I understand the idea of working to make a few extra bucks in summer. Right. But I mean, it's just one of those things that if you don't enjoy it, why fucking do it?
03:05:30
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Right. I just I think no. I think I think my ultimate point was if we had a less if we had. zero big corporations. Oh, no, I agree with you there. We would have more small businesses.
03:05:44
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We would have more neighbors and friends helping helping each other out. yeah you would have more We would have more preteens or teenagers pushing lawnmowers around or fucking chucking hands.
03:05:56
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You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm not saying... I'm not for child labor per se. No, but I get what you're saying.
03:06:07
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No, it's where it's basically the neighborhood kids, the neighbors get together, they work together, they learn and grow together not instead of, well, fuck it, I'm going to have Walmart do this for me. You know what I mean? well this is You can't, okay.
03:06:23
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And this is going to rub some of our viewers' wall because I know we have some conservatives that hope listen that are big or are for corporations and small businesses.
03:06:35
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But I don't think you can have successful small businesses while corporations exist. mean They run out the small businesses. I've seen too many around my area. I see where you're going. A lot of people like to blame the government for running out small businesses.
03:06:54
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It's the Walmarts. It's the Crovers. Corporations that run these small businesses. That's generalized. You're talking about small, top-top grocery stores.
03:07:06
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It's because our government allows it to happen. Exactly. Well, because they're getting... The thing of it is, is with corporate, and I've done research because I've been wanting to open my own reptile shop and everything else, and include a speed shop.
03:07:20
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I want to do half and a half. Speed shop? You're talking about like... High performance parts and everything. No, not that speed shop. No, Blaze. I knew where you were. but I knew where you were. I knew where he was, too. but i knew He's just gay got that. It was a beach ball. He had to swing. he yeah Yeah, he had to do it. I left the door open for it. Take it. Run with it.
03:07:51
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No, I did some research on loping in businesses. Man, you know. Jump through. or opinion oh it But yeah, if you are corporate, like doing ink business, man, the shit you get breaks on for being a big corporate ink, like say Wally's Reptile Shop Incorporated. incorporated Dude, the the fucking tax breaks and shit I get for doing that is ridiculous.
03:08:17
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But I want to do an LLC. Fuck you. You got to jump through this. You got to pay this. You got to do that. Oh, what's your competitors like in your area or within 500 radius?
03:08:28
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What the hell does it matter if I got a 500-mile ride? It's usually just within 100 miles. But they want to know. im really good head it Right. But it's just that getting into it, you see more corporate shit.
03:08:42
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No, because I have two L's. so i Do you know why we're were we're more of a big one? I'm going to crush your bottle real quick, I'm not going to mute my fucking mic. Go ahead. So you watch it, buddy.
03:08:54
Speaker
You know crushha what? A what? A bottle? I thought he was talking about some drug thing and I was like, wait, what? I've never heard that term. What's crushing a bottle? Tell me.
03:09:06
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yeah i can train I totally lost my train of thought. talk about this We were talking about the corporate stuff. Yes, yes, yes, yes. But I had point. all good I forgot what it was.
03:09:18
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Oh, LLCs and incorporations and stuff. Yes. I lost my point. I forgot where i was going with that. fired. You're needed. Get out of here. You got to remember that.
03:09:29
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Because like I have two LLCs. I have, well, I own half of one and and I have mine. KTKM Productions is an LLC. And when I started it, I actually got tax deductions.
03:09:45
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Like I can write off 90% of my taxes because of my LLC. And then the other 10%, I write off. I can write off from my other LLC. But we're here's the question, though.
03:09:58
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The biggest thing is it varies from state to state how LLCs work. Agreed. Which is mine is done in it different in ah in Florida. That's the thing with Ohio, though. When you get an LLC, you don't get no fucking tax breaks whatsoever.
03:10:13
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The only time you get a tax break is if it says the INC at the end of it, which is incorporated, yeah which is stupid. Yeah, but it's not that hard. that's
03:10:25
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If we live in a society that needs taxes in order to get by with infrastructure and health care and welfare and defense spending and firefighting and policing and so much other education and so much other stuff, like we can't be sitting here giving all these fucking companies these tax breaks.
03:10:49
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And that was that' that's because it comes down to you and me to pay for it now. that ta But these big corporations employ us. They do use the same infrastructure, the same healthcare, the same all that shit.
03:11:03
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like but i'm like it's just if like Like if these billionaires want once a sustainable future for their companies and for the people that live in these worlds, worlds as in plural, just for those, I'm sorry.
03:11:17
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Don't forget Mars. They would invest in healthcare. But they don't. Yeah, they don't because it's all about the almighty dollar. at the end of the day.
03:11:28
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yeah yeah Yeah, it's profits over people. and and i but but but therere but but bit But these big corporations are running us people into the ground while denying us fruitful health care and fruitful diets and fruitful fucking housing and yada, yada, yada.
03:11:44
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But at the same time with these big corporates, the other thing is is besides denying all this shit, we're just peons. yeah We're the replaceable.
03:11:55
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we're not We're not peons. we're not we're not peons We're only peons because we think of ourselves this way. We're not. the the the but The real power, the real real power real fucking power is not in the hands of elected officials.
03:12:12
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It's not in the hands of CEOs. It's us people. It's just... You can't put us all on the same page, though. that's There's this thing called fast consciousness that we haven't we haven't got to yet.
03:12:25
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We're not all on the same page. to think Because some of us will sit here and and defend corporations. defend these They drink the Kool-Aid.
03:12:37
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you know Exactly. they'll They'll defend all this stuff because wait because they know which side their bread is buttered. And all our butter all our bread's buttered on the same side. that's that's That's the thing, though.
03:12:51
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No, and and but like what I mean by that, they know which side their bread is buttered. And if they tow they don't toe the line, they start losing their butter. what mean? Yeah, the other side of the bread doesn't get buttered like it should.
03:13:02
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You know what I mean? And and and there's and there's a comfortability there's a comfortable ability level there that those people... get comfortable. yep Yes, and you don't want to stand up.
03:13:13
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And that is the problem. like you know and No, it's not about who wants to be the outsider. Nobody wants to live uncomfortably because we're humans. We want to live comfortably. So there's this paradox there. taught to do this, to be comfortable.
03:13:31
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and you teachable you got taught to do this that become right But in order to rally against that. Unless you're Blaze, then if you can get a bunch of people like Blaze.
03:13:43
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Me personally, I'm in Blaze's corner on this where we need to come together, take a stand, and take back what's my opinion. What's ours.
03:13:54
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The problem is you hear people talking about it. Everybody can rally behind, and you'll never find out. sound a laser somebody many sounded like a Marxist, and I don't i feel pretty good about that. What?
03:14:07
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commie stuff. What is it? I said Marxist. No, but I mean that's just one of those deals that if we wanted to change, we have to come together to kick corporations in their fucking nuts. But that's what the corporations do. like you know And not to go into a whole political thing. That's where where like the news organizations constantly make us butt heads.
03:14:32
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about whatever it is. Whether it it's, oh my gosh, he smokes weed. Don't listen to him. Oh my gosh, he smokes cigarettes. Don't to him. Oh my God, he's got reptiles. Don't talk to him. That's what they do to keep us all separate.
03:14:45
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It's segregation. you know in yeah In a way, but I think they do it. I'm generalizing. No, no, no. you're you're not Your generalization in this way is not wrong.
03:14:56
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um i think I think we can get a little bit more specific with it. I think put me with I think i think the way i think i think the way i think the way this system is set up the way the system is set up is for the already wealthy.
03:15:11
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And this has been a since the inception of this country. The already wealthy gets to stay wealthy. So the laws are written for for wealth to always be brought the top dog oh up to the top.
03:15:27
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So we progress as as as we progress and Like, oh, man, we got too many poor people. We need to make more money. And we make more money. It it it trickles down. it does a little bit. And then it goes all the way back up to the top.
03:15:43
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Well, you know, and ye you got it. Glick makes fun me for a living in a third world company. However, in Mexico, there are more entrepreneurs here than anywhere else.
03:15:54
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Because depending on what state you live in in the mayor and in in the United States, you're pretty comparable to a third order. Not you personally. Oh, no. I know. I agree. You're in the United States for some people. Right. Yeah. You're you're right. To a third world country.
03:16:08
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Right. Yeah. It just depends on what I'm in. I don't was going i hate i hate this i hate I hate this idea of like, oh, America is like the wealthiest country in the fucking world. But we are. we also have We also have some of the poorest people in the world because all our wealth is conjugated up into the 1%.
03:16:32
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we allow We allow people through our system and laws and policies and practices to hoard us as well. For instance, they have laws here about corporations owning more than a certain amount of property.
03:16:48
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yeah Like houses. Yeah, there's ah one of my reptile guys actually just went into a partnership down in... Just outside of Cancun, they started a reptile shop.
03:17:01
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And he they were only allowed so many, he was saying, within a four-block radius of what they could actually own if they wanted to buy it for this business.
03:17:13
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And you can only own it for 100 years. Actually, it was 120. Is it really? does it really You know what, Chris? Yes. you know Not Chris as in why, but Chris as in Christ's English. Pizza!
03:17:27
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i In a world of bullshit politics, sometimes we just need a good pizza. So thank you. Thank you, Chris. know what I'm not mad at good pizza. there's a there's ah there's a even Even leftover pizza. Even leftover pizza is good. Expansion is good. There's a story here.
03:17:44
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I can walk to a store here. It's called Soriana. It's like a poor man's ball. You can't beat that. And they got they got pizzas like fucking massive for like eight bucks. Do you live out on live out on the West Coast? Have you ever been to a mellow mellow mushroom pizza place?
03:18:03
Speaker
Yes. Really? Really? Maybe if I ever make a trip out that way. Dude, the Mellow Mushroom fucking pizza franchise, dude, they got some bomb ass fucking pizza.
03:18:15
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We had a California Beach in Kitchen here for about six weeks and went under because it tasted like shit.
03:18:23
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You know, I can see that because West Coast food it meant West food and East Coast food and Southern food and Canadian U-Tang food. Everything's all fucking different. yeah like it not country higher it i sense It's Since I moved back out to Kentucky, I struggled to find food that I like.
03:18:45
Speaker
That I can afford at the same time. Well, there's that. My thing of it is, well you're therere where welcome back to the Midwest. Yeah, it's pretty much, even for me, I mean, I like a lot of shit, but some the stuff I really like, like you said, Blaze, you can't afford to shit.
03:19:04
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Oh, no. it comes so So they opened a Dunkin' Donuts. And I was like, kids, let's go to Dunkin' Donuts. We walked in there, and the cheapest thing in there was like $8. And I was like, let's get the fuck out of here. Welcome back to corporate.
03:19:17
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Welcome back to our corporate business. I was like, dude, we're in Mexico. It's $8 for a fucking small drink. You want the best donuts in your life? Go to a local place. Shoot, yep. Find a local donut place. The Soriana right here, it's a, Soriana's a sorry on jerry chain here. their Their variety might not be the greatest.
03:19:35
Speaker
But their donuts are going to have that. But delicious. they're fresh because they're because a local donut place, their attention is in the donuts, not the coffee, not the production of it, not the lights. It's the love for the donuts to give to the people to pass on that can't make them.
03:19:58
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and The biggest problem can't do in finding a good donut, it's hard. When you go to Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts or McDonald's or Wendy's or Kroger's or Walmart, right you're buying convenience.
03:20:15
Speaker
Yep. That's why they're called convenience stores. Of equality. And the thing is, the expense of it is is we don't we don't need to eat as much as we do.
03:20:28
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So, oh no, I just once a day, this idea that we spend so much that we have to spend so much money on food a month is crazy. I know it differs for everybody.
03:20:40
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Family sizes are different, but one of the problems that we face because we've been mentally programmed is to hoard stuff. We have to go buy bulk. We buy bulk.
03:20:52
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Sure. costco The companies fucking make their money. But imagine, sit down and think about how much food you throw away because it sits there. The leftovers sit there.
03:21:03
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It expires. I mean, think about that. But if you if you were to walk... the grocery every day after work and just buy what you need for that meal. That's what I do. me Maybe leftover for in the morning for breakfast, bringing your family. That's literally all you need.
03:21:21
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and And that's the money you spent then for that day. my You'll save so much money in groceries if you stop buying in bulk. Buy smarts. Yeah, it comes down to convenience because that's why people buy their groceries for the week or a month or whatever.
03:21:35
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But you're also going to have to change your diet. You're have to cut out a lot of carbos, a lot of fucking sugars, because a lot of those bulk purchases, if you look at sugar.
03:21:46
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Yep. no like Oh, yeah, big time. I buy daily. So many preservatives in a lot of the shit that don't need to be in there. So not only that, I actually spent more money to keep cannabis.
03:21:59
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anna
03:22:02
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If you want to buy bulk, cheap, and healthy fruits and vegetables, baby. Yep. No, but believe it or not, it's actually cheaper for me to go to guy down road. No, there's there's a there's a guy literally on my walk to the store.
03:22:18
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I pass him every day. He sells tacos and shit. I can eat feed the entire family for like five bucks. That's a local place. That's a local dude. There's not a restaurant. And like Wally just said, Walking down the road. but I'm driving. by oh me Egg prices are like fucking nine bucks. a gun Oh, this local farmer got it for three bucks.
03:22:37
Speaker
Local, man. I don't have that. Hit farmer up. If you can't. if if you but i mean it's just you hit them up
03:22:47
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Yeah, that's what's nice about here in town because it cause coming up, there actually the first weekend in April is our first farmer's market. A lot of the local people grow. They've got their greenhouses grow local produce and everything else I like going there because, man, I've got some kick-ass tomatoes, green peppers,
03:23:07
Speaker
Celery. And it's local people. It's not your fucking Walmart. It was mass produced in California or this country or this. And it costs. It's legit. You know think it i don people need to stop being afraid to cook.
03:23:23
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You know, did you guys know, like, if you and i love the cup if you go to if you go to the grocery store, there's you can buy three ingredients, flour, salt, and something else. I got more baking powders and shit.
03:23:35
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Those three ingredients will make you bread. Make your own bread right there. do You make your own bread. You're right there. You got your own bread. Yep. That's like a huge thing right there. If can make- That's one of the greatest things I ever bought was a bread maker. I love that thing.
03:23:50
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You don't even need a bread maker man. If you have a loaf pan. Oh, I know. he is if you don't if if you certainly If people stop being afraid to make food from staples, like just like the more normal everyday sort of um drink bread or like preservatives right learn to can and jar and stuff. I think... like grandmother youre he I think... I was going to say you're hitting our world, boys. Yeah. like We would stop at my grandma's house on the way home. Way to school.
03:24:24
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So here's the thing. i'm I'm not a farmer. Not a farmer. Not going till fields. Not going to do it. but You don't have to tell folks of can and stuff. But I will stop by a local fucking farmer's market, buy what I need, and go home and fucking can and jar the shit myself.
03:24:42
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Fuck yeah. okay why group me and jeff Me and Jeff, both like he said, his grandma my grandma, I learned to can right out of the garden. yeah I mean, we've learned to produce forever. And you know what we in sa would be even better? is it Is if you had a neighbor that like grew grain and made flour and you're like, bro, I can make that flour into bread.
03:25:05
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you You give me some flour, I'll make some bread, I'll give you some flour. You just start trading. But the bad part is is you're getting back to where everybody, the comfortability, it's more convenient to go to the store.
03:25:18
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because every i mean i didn't say go to the store. I didn't say go store, though. i so but what his name is able know What I'm saying the problem is there everybody's comfortable with no everybody's comfortable with going to the store instead of actually doing what we're talking about, like bartering with each other.
03:25:36
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Hey, like you said, I got some grain here. let's make I'll make you some... I got some wheat. let's make some I'll make you some wheat bread for you know couple pounds of your wheat, and I'll bring you some like seven or eight loaves of bread or whatever.
03:25:51
Speaker
No. it's Here in Ohio, everybody has got a way. I've watched so many generations of our lifestyle go away. If I had the perfect life,
03:26:02
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My ass would be growing crops of weed on my farm, and my neighbor would be a fucking beekeeper, and my ass would be exchanging blood for a honey. I'm just saying. You'd have a man.
03:26:15
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Right. And then I would have another farmer that had chicken and eggs, and I'd trade shit with him. And then I'd have another farmer that had dairy cows, and I'd trade with him.
03:26:28
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But yeah, I mean, that's but that's the thing that this that people's gotten away from because that used to be the lifestyle. When I grew up, we actually had neighbors.
03:26:40
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Okay, I had... say a bunch of green beans in my garden, they had eggs because they had chickens. My grandparents, my mom, we learned we would swap vegetables, eggs, or a chicken for a meal, but we exchanged for certain things.
03:27:00
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Today's society, they would never, most of them would be like, what do you mean? I can go to the store and already buy it and just throw it in the oven. why i love this is why i love Trailer Park Boys. I know Jeff hates this show.
03:27:13
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I love there's there's obviously the yeah heart that check out heart show. There's a part in the show where Ricky starts making his own hash coins. and This is the shit I'm talking about.
03:27:25
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He's like, i need I need a new fucking shed for Bubbles. I'm to to the fucking Home Depot. I'm like, hey man, I'll fucking trade you like Here's $300 worth of fucking hash coins for that fucking aluminum shit.
03:27:38
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You know what I mean? like just The idea of just trading one thing for another instead of having this monetary unit, I think it's so much more... But I'm just saying, it used to be that way. I know it's i know it's a bar like a barter trading system.
03:27:56
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i don't what I know in some way that's a primitive concept, and I don't think it would... built completely in a modern society, there would be so need there would definitely need some adaptation to it. but I think trading and bartering is a lot better than this fiat system or relying on like the price of gold and silver and et cetera and et cetera.
03:28:21
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We trade necessities, things we Yes, with each other. Like you said, one neighbor has eggs. You can make bread. I'll trade you a loaf of bread a couple loaves of bread for a dozen eggs.
03:28:33
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Okay. you know No, but I've i've done that as well. I think ultimately is what I'm saying is, look, people, if I own a home and I'm growing weed, you want to be my neighbor.
03:28:46
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And you're going to want to have money. Unless you don't smoke weed. Then don't want to be your neighbor. it's good like but but trees away But my point being is we can all feel fulfill each other's incessant with our work, with our labor.
03:29:02
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yeah No, but I've done that. Like I've built stuff for somebody where they they would, like I had a guy, he bought me a brand new air compressor and I built him a shed. yeah Right. but Exactly.
03:29:15
Speaker
But I mean, it's just got, it's got way. You used that air compressor to build that shed, didn't you? Yes, I did. Fuck yeah. And it's sitting right here. Yes, perfect. That's what it should be.
03:29:26
Speaker
And I've, he bought, you know, he bought the materials. I had, I already had, I had to go buy a nail gun, but whatever. I didn't want anyways. But still, and you but you basically changed surfaces.
03:29:37
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Yeah. And then like, i I've actually had people ah come up to me and say, hey, I'll buy you a new paint gun and and a few other things and buy all the material, paint my car.
03:29:49
Speaker
Done. No problem. I'll do that for free because I like doing it. but that's yeah cause hell i saying if you invite me you buy me a 50 cal with a fucking silencer with fucking long range scope, I mean, I could do a lot of things with it.
03:30:03
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I'm just saying. You're going to to buy me the equipment first. I've done it. I've done
03:30:13
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But no, i mean, that's the thing. And general it's not record my name i just i'm just just to set the record clear, i don't like right
03:30:26
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jeff likes whale i don't i don't i don't want to be i don't want to be accused of so No, but I mean, like... The problem with adapting that to modern day is we all use so much technology, it's... it's I don't have a problem with technology either. I just... ah feel that governor is I think we can coexist in a balanced way without fucking hierarchy, without fucking bullshit wars.
03:30:58
Speaker
I think we can, like... coexist. I know that sounds like so something like utopian. Why can't we all just get along? but like At the same time, I want people to realize that I do understand that we're still going to suffer from like natural disasters and all that shit. we We're still going to be fucking wars and turf wars. I understand that. but We can honestly take what we're talking about and use this right here to even make things better.
03:31:27
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Yeah, with that are literally created. and they' Like, look at TaskRabbit. TaskRabbit was originally set up like that, where you would exchange goods and services for, you know, you'd be like. then they became a they became a money hungry site.
03:31:42
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Yeah. No, actually, what's great about TaskRabbit is like, and I'll use the example that I used that I was actually talking to a buddy of mine. in In France right now, because my buddy does this, there are people that are not technologically savvy or or not hands-on savvy, like tools and stuff.
03:32:01
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And there's people are there going on TaskRabbit, and you can go make $50 to go put together some fucking IKEA furniture. Huh?
03:32:12
Speaker
Yeah, all day long. 50 bucks a pop. People are saying, I'll pay $50 to come by and put it in the IKEA. Shit, I'll be there right now. I'll be done in about 30 minutes. It's fucking IKEA. yeah But yeah, I mean, just I'm with Blaze on this. Yeah, it's one of those deals. it's We're going have certain shit happen, but we're also going to have to, it's going to come back to where the willpower of yourself and other people to accomplish what we need to accomplish with this stuff.
03:32:46
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yeah But it's once again, it all it's just one of those. Some people are too damn comfortable with the way things are. Well, it's not only, yeah, the hardest part about switching over to that is the comfort level.
03:33:00
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Right. It's in anything. Because there are people out there that have no fucking skills, let's be honest. Yeah. i well Well, you know, it's like the ah Blaze was talking about the the the guy that, you know, he he was kind of a mean, dumbass.
03:33:22
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Not a bad guy, not a terrible guy, not a smart guy, not a dumb guy either, but he's just kind of, he's not ready to make that change, you know? Like you can create an app where it's literally exchanged Exchange.com or whatever, where you can literally exchange services and goods as opposed to money.
03:33:43
Speaker
Just saying, get on that app. Because that's what TaskRabbit There's one, it was called, there's a company in the States called Rent-A-Husband.
03:33:56
Speaker
i speak up is i've heard You're not going to find this guy there. No, no. The rental husband is is like, hey, I need somebody to hang these curtains in my house.
03:34:09
Speaker
I need curtain holders. There's not a service for that. So rent a husband exists.
03:34:17
Speaker
If you want to rent a deal, I'll come and fuck you. I'm good with that. The rent a husband is a great concept because you have single people out there that don't know how to fucking turn a screwdriver. Right. but to take I'm sorry. I love if you change a light switch.
03:34:31
Speaker
and I know this is going to sound very misogynist and I'm literally just mostly as a joke, but if some chick fucking like, I want you to come hang my curtains, you're into dad. Ooh, I'm going to show up. want to fucking hang those curtains be like, so what else do we do? yeah then put behind I'm in a fucking goddamn lawsuit for sexual harassment and going to fucking prison.
03:34:53
Speaker
So stop being creepy like me. I'm the creepy place. To some young lady who wanted a rented dad to hang your fucking curtains. Speaking of that. Bad idea.
03:35:05
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now here's Here's the funny thing. so i was I was scrolling through Facebook. You know how Facebook has reels and stuff? This dude shows up and I instantly thought of plates.
03:35:15
Speaker
This dude shows up And he's delivering this lady's DoorDash. She's like, oh, I just got out the shower. but you I love having you as my Uber delivery guy.
03:35:27
Speaker
i just I'm going to make some eggs. Are you hungry? Dude was like, I'll take off right now. And then hung out with her. She started hitting on him in. And I was like, you know, I'm sure that happens to Blaze more often than he talks about. No, i've never that's never happened to don't worry The closest that has happened to me, the closest... She was like ready to keep this motherfucker.
03:35:48
Speaker
I pulled up i pulled up i pulled it to a house with like a pizza delivery. And it was a gate it was a gated community. And I fucking rolled out with the pizza. And the dude comes out with his fat blood.
03:35:59
Speaker
Stoned as fuck. And he's like, oh man, thank you so much. Hey man, you want a hit? I'm like, one second. That... Delivery complete. Fucking clock out. Let's do this, bro.
03:36:11
Speaker
Dude, I got fucking... She wasn't like a 10 or anything. We're partying. Okay, so here's the thing.
03:36:22
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like if i if If I showed up some chick and she's like, oh, you're cute. You want to come and fuck me? I wouldn't do it. I would not do that. I respect myself too much. You had me at pay. i' not like you had me and hey No, no, you don't know how freaking strangers.
03:36:41
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Like, you're a fucking... Let us go to the bar, dog.
03:36:46
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That's why I said, I'm the creepy one. Stay in your lane. Fair enough. Just don't bring me up into it, though. but no but why You brought Blake into this. but she wasn't she wasn't She wasn't saying, come and fuck me.
03:36:59
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She was like, hey, would you like me? Let's hang out for a little bit. i mean i mean i know don i made I made this delivery one time. It was like a quick five-minute delivery. I was picking up from Walmart, heading to a trailer park right down the road, boom, drop.
03:37:15
Speaker
It was a drop at the door, but for some reason I was having some internet issues. okay And I'm sitting there, i'm like, oh my God, it won't complete the order. it just says drop and leave. It won't let me.
03:37:27
Speaker
Sometimes that happens. And anyway, the customer comes out to grab the bag thinking I'm already gone. She's a young internet woman.
03:37:39
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An internet woman? Yeah, e-girl. Nice. No shit. With some very, very, very big... um I'm a boob guy. that or anyway don' know Anyway, so I was like, I'm so sorry the app fucked up. there's your i'm I'm sorry. I'm gone.
03:37:59
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She said, oh, you're good. You're good. You're good. And so I'm starting driving down the road, and I get a text from Oh, they forgot my fries. I'm like, oh. I'm on my way, baby. I got your fries. You're not wrong.
03:38:15
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the baby one let And the reason the reason is because she was so sweet and nice because the awkwardness I was like, I'll go grab the fries real quick. So I went back to McDonald's and I dropped him off and I just dropped off the door and I left. She didn't open it up. You know, whatever. just sent her a text. I wanted to see the doorknobs again.
03:38:43
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I did, but wasn't like it wasn't something it wasn't something I had. I just had to do. I like to find women attractive. I do, but I don't like to be a fucking. You're not an ogler. I'm not. I'm not. well i have a question for you. bla Jeff, get a towel.
03:39:03
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Wipe your mouth off. Oddly enough, knock your mouth off i I'm not the guy. like I don't people watch or i don't stare. you know i do people watch. I do people watch. I was going to ask you about but you go but but i sit I don't discriminate. People watch because I want to know about people.
03:39:19
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It's not about this certain type of people or that certain type. It's about people in general. One of the funniest things I've seen on TikTok, there's a channel. It's called Conventional Beauty.
03:39:30
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However, Conventional Beauty is an aspect in our society that does. and well yeah but but But beauty is in the eye but um of of the beholder as well.
03:39:42
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Because what you find attractive... Beauty is subjective, but at the same time, there is a conventional status quo of beauty based on the shit we ingest in our eye. Well, yeah. Because it was like a couple hundred years ago.
03:39:58
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The bigger they were, the better they were. Exactly. If we were to go back 500 years from now, you would look at Anna Taylor-Joy and be like, she's just a skinny little fucking cracker. Why would I want to be? I'm not saying she is. That's not what I'm saying.
03:40:18
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She's skinny. Actually, she fluctuates depending on her character. Anyway, but my but my point being is... society changes, what influences changes.
Beauty Standards and High School Memories
03:40:32
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it's It's hard sometimes as a person to sit there and in the moment of that decision, am I making this decision based on my own independent thought or am I making this decision based on impressionable ideas?
03:40:47
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Right. Like because we see the two after the past and we're like, that's hot. No, it's not. it's That's what society is telling you is hot. Right. yeah Exactly. Exactly. oh I know right where you're at.
03:41:01
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But it's like, um there's ah there's a TikTok channel. I can't remember what it's called, but it's it's called ah What Are They Listening To? And this dude just takes his phone and records people as they're walking and then dubs over a song that he thinks they're listening to based on how they're dressed and stuff. As soon as you say that, I'll be like,
03:41:23
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my god um But it is the funniest thing because like he's obviously in Europe somewhere. And of course, the different styles that people wear, he'll start playing like the Bee Gees on one guy. And then he'll play like the the one guy's walking. He's got kind of weird hat on and oversized coat. He starts playing the Pirates the Caribbean song.
03:41:46
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And I'm like, this is genius. It's like people watching to the extreme. It's hilarious. But i don't I'm not the kind of guy that goes like when I go to the mall, If I go to the mall to get something, I go get it and get the fuck out. But if I don't sit and people watch.
03:42:04
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like I used to have this girl that she would love to just go the mall and just sit and watch what people were doing. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? I fucking knew people like that, man. It drives me nuts. I'm like, yeah, let's just... We got other shit we could be doing.
03:42:17
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Right. I could be doing it to you right now. Let's get the fuck out of here. This is dumb. But I understand the concept of it because, like, Blaze is that kind of guy, and he's on the phone, too, that... that will be like, oh, that's an interesting code. I like that style. You get to see different cultures and all that fun stuff. I get that. I'm not saying he does it a creepy way or anything, but if I see somebody that's good looking, I'm like, okay, cool.
03:42:49
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and Then I go about my day. I'm not that guy. Most people do anymore this day. um not think yeah like most most people do anymore this day like I've never i've never in my life cat called i Honestly enough, I'm kind of a shy dude out in public.
03:43:06
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Yeah, actually you are. I can vouch for that shit, dude. You've seen me in like when we were in in school together, we all knew each other because we would see each other every day.
03:43:18
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We'd 100% catcall because it was funny. But if I'm out by myself, oh, I'm not doing it. I'm too shy. guy oh yeah like If I actually walk up to you...
03:43:31
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something is either really wrong or I'm really into you. but Beware. It's either I'm severely hurt or yeah, or I want that ass. You know, there's only a reason.
03:43:44
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Like I've, I've literally, when I was single, but actually i look into Jeff being telling us his gay stories. Oh yeah. i am you Who's Joker's extreme?
03:43:58
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That's my buddy Chris Muller that I had on my show. so uncle Oh, okay. Hey, you are welcome to come up if you'd like to join us. Yeah, we haven't dropped the link in while. I know. I'm drop it unless you beat me to it.
03:44:11
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No, i haven't I don't have it ready. But it's like one of those things. like yeah all right place And I know you don't do it because I don't think you're the guy to do it. And I was just explaining. i I've never catcalled.
03:44:25
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Like, hey, how you doing? I've never done it. I've catcalled when I was in my young yeah, that's what me and Jeff were saying when we were single in high school. Yeah, I get my wisdom today from the stupid shit I did when I was young. Oh, I 100% agree. Hey, I'm just saying. If we're in a group of people we know.
03:44:49
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and like I can't call you. When was like... but i was like Oh, I remember the first time I can't call them when I was like, I wasn't even a teenager. Oh, really?
03:44:59
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Yeah. Oh, I think I lived in Fort Hood at the time. I was i was a kid. I was maybe eleven and eleven around that age and And I'm driving my bicycle, and driving, I'm riding my bicycle, and my brother to the shop at a convenience store on military bases to get a fucking gallon milk.
03:45:24
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And we get there, we get a gallon of milk. Again, I'm like prepubescent. So like, like. You didn't know any better? But I still did know better. I understood what boobs and asses were. You're on that 50-50 kind of deal. Any second, your first boner's coming. I'm riding my bicycle. There's this woman. Adult woman.
03:45:44
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bo ummet yeah and i've seen itre in the fucking shopping i'm riding my bicycle on mine and there wass this woman don't adult woman Actually, I would use the word MILF at this moment in time in my life. I didn't know what that was.
03:46:02
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I'm driving by my bicycle and I see this woman. i'm like, oh, and I just turn around and smack her ass. Nice. yeah I went beyond catcall. I went beyond catcall in total fucking sleep. You took it to the next level. I did. I'm not proud of that moment, but I was a kid, but I learned my lesson because she stopped me.
03:46:27
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She stopped me. She lectured me. She fucking told me what I did was wrong. She wasn't mad at me, though. She was not mad. She was like, I'm impressed. But don't do it again. And she kind of what she was, she was kind impressed.
03:46:41
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But she understood. But she understood why it was wrong. And she taught me a lesson. She was very firm about it. She scared the shit out of me. I respected that. and i'll learned Hey, Jeff.
03:46:52
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Jeff, Blaze had just had him the like the scene in Sandlot from the pool incident. watch I Was it Wendy fucking peppercorn? ah He just had his own version Wendy peppercorn in real life, though.
03:47:06
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Except he smacked her in the ass instead giving her a kiss. Yeah. yeah I just watched that today with the kids. i didn't think I have not had that memory in my brain and like there he is for so long until tonight. It's so weird.
03:47:22
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So crazy. I've never catcalled ever. i Like said, when Lolly and Glick and I were in school together, we knew everybody there. So yes, I would catcall the chicks I knew.
03:47:37
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Oh, yeah, we did that on a regular. We did it because it was funny. you know and a couple of them I did sleep with because of it. but But if i if I see a stranger, I've never cackled.
03:47:49
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um This is a straight-up fucking woman I've never met. trucking credit ran across. I was ooh, or moment I'm not mad at it.
03:48:01
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I'm oddly proud of you, Blaze. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was dumb. They called me the fucking creepy one. I'm just saying. Dude, I was like a preteen when this happened. It doesn't matter. you did it You still did it. I'm 43 years old. I've never done it.
03:48:20
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like Don't get me wrong. I smack my eye wife's ass like you read about because I love to do it. For you to do that for like a random stranger, that's yeah. yeah put a straight Maybe like 5% of this woman that maybe felt kind of nice about it. cause she's like oh She's impressed.
03:48:38
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Yeah. i mean yeah i mean Like shit, back in high school, man, like one of the girls that was on the drill team And like, I just kind of snuck up right behind her just went, hey, good morning. I've done that.
03:48:50
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And then she chased me around. In high school? I would not have done that. I would not have grabbed a chick. Back in the day, you could get away with shit. No, no, no. It didn't matter if I could get away. I wouldn't want to do it. That real tall bitch.
03:49:08
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Oh, yeah, I remember him talking about. Maybe I'm glad I learned my lesson so early in life with that fucking slap that ass. During in high school, like I treated women with respect.
03:49:20
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Oh, no, this chicken. Oh, we respected them, but there were some of them that it was like, and yeah. Do you remember the T-Rex chick? Holy shit. Oh, my God. the the This one chick, gorgeous.
03:49:32
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She was like, how tall was, I can't remember her name off top my head. She was well over a foot tall than me, which is not a big fucking feat, let's be honest. But.
03:49:44
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gorgeous. And we started talking one day and from then on, every time I'd be sitting down, she'd come over and sit on my lap for no reason and put her put my hand on her boob. I'm like, what you doing? She's like, I don't know. Well, I mean, that's not the same thing as catcalling. That's not the same thing as walking up and doing cats. Oh, no, I catcalled her all the time.
03:50:01
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I'd pass her on. I'd like, what's up, baby? How you doing? Look at that ass. I'd do it all the time. But it was like a running joke in the school. Some women are okay with it? But, I mean, it's not really a generalized thing you should do. What's up, Brian? Nothing much. How's it going?
03:50:17
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Pretty good, man. How you doing tonight? Hit us what we were going to say. Yeah. No, it was it was like I remember one time, like, we were just finishing up football practice and everything, and then we have, like, our our team meet.
03:50:29
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So we're all sitting on the bleachers and everything, and our coach is like, yeah, we got to work on this, this, this, this. And he goes, oh, and by the way, I got a letter from the volleyball coach. And she was saying like, yeah she said, she said, ah your boys are distracting my girls because they're walking around with either sleeveless or no shirts going to the, go because we go in the cafeteria to get a water breaks and stuff.
03:50:53
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And saying that it's distracting, it's distracting her girls and, and they can't concentrate. And we're all like, yeah. And then he goes, how would you like it if my girls were just running out there in sports bras and shorts?
03:51:07
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And the whole team were like, all right, yeah. We're like, yeah. Come on, bring it on. And then all of a sudden, Coach was like, yeah, y'all like that, huh? Y'all like that idea? We're like, yeah. And all a sudden, he goes, extra duty for the next hour. We're like, yeah what?
03:51:21
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Oh, man. More conditioning drills for the whole hour. We're already like beat up, jog-tired. 105 degrees outside with the humidity. It's like, oh.
03:51:34
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But yeah, we we must have been through it, though. But yeah, that was like the funniest thing. One of the craziest things, speaking of sports like that, when I was doing cheerleading, I was the only dude, 22 chicks, and every year they'd get a new uniform, and they'd just start dropping trowel right there put it on. I'm like, ladies, I'm here. They're like, yes, I will.
03:51:54
Speaker
All right. You've seen us naked before. I'm like, yeah, yeah, And you're just like, yes, and I am blessed. but I'm blessed to be. in your And I thank you all. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. I i remember one remember one time they were talking about like, yeah, man. So on the last day of school on our senior year, what do you want to, what, what do you guys want to do?
03:52:16
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And I just said, you know what? I just said, you know what? I was like, I want to run through the girls locker room. yeah Nice. I just want to do that, but I never did do it though.
03:52:30
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because there was a girl that I liked that, that she was, ah she was a cute Russian chick, but she was like a, like I was a senior. She was a sophomore, but we had a class together and I was just like, Oh, Hey, how's it going? Cause I was like, yeah I was near the locker room.
03:52:47
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I was going to do it. She goes, Hey, what are you doing? i was like, Oh, you know, just take a little walk, you know, got a little break. so till next Yeah. like I got break till next period or whatever. Then she started talking to me. And then after the whole talk, I'm sitting there going like, yeah, I'm not doing they're with that. idea
03:53:06
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So yeah, no but I never did do it. i've I've never. That'd be cool as hell though. out If I'm out in public, even if I go to a bar, if I go to a bar, I sit there and I drink beer.
03:53:21
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I don't interact with people. I don't go up to people. um like and as as If I go with friends, a storyt you know a couple of people come over and stuff like that. i'm not like But if I'm around a group of friends,
03:53:34
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And we like, for instance, if if a girl walks by, we all know. Yeah, I'm going to catcaller because it's going to fun. Yeah. And she knows it's coming kind of thing.
03:53:44
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But as a 100% stranger, not going to do it. Not worth it. and And I've never done it. Don't want to slapped, huh? Well, it's not even about getting slapped. I'm not that dude.
03:53:56
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Right. I'm not, you know, it has nothing to do with the fact that, like, I obviously I respect women and stuff like that. It comes down to the fact I'm too scared to do it because I'm a giant pussy about it.
03:54:07
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Gotcha.
03:54:10
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You know, but once I start talking to her, oh, yeah. Man, earlier today, earlier today, I went with ah i went with a guy that i used to work with. We went over to the convention center and apparently it was like a it was an oddities and something expo.
03:54:26
Speaker
And it's well known. It's well known across the country. And walking through there, man, seeing every girl like dressed like punk rock, gothic, alternative. Oh, God. And I just i just so i just started chuckling. Fucking kryptonite, buddy.
03:54:40
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I started chuckling, and then my buddy was going like, he's like, what? You're not one of those guys that walk around with boner, do you? No. No. Okay, good. No, no, no. No, but sorry. You cut me off before I'm explaining what's going on. No, but i and so sometimes jeff's Jeff's creepiness sort of.
03:54:59
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You're the one slapping chicks' asses, buddy. I'm saying. I was a brave, you best kid. I've never done it. Yeah. And I'm the creepy one. I'm just saying. But anyway, so I'm seeing all these girls, you know, like, i seeing I'm seeing all these girls, like, just like gothic, punk rock, alternative.
03:55:17
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And I just chuckled and my buddy's like, what? And I said, dude, I was like, I'm having flashbacks in my high school days. And he goes, yeah. I said, yeah, there was two girls that one was a goth. She was all a gothic and the other one was like punk rock.
03:55:29
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And, uh, and they said, and, uh, I said, man, what I wore back in the day, was I had like construction worker boots, jeans. I had a chain wallet, but I had like three like three different sized chains to one wallet.
03:55:41
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yep ye yeahp and then i had And then I was like, and then i had ah I would wear like either a plain color t-shirt or or a plain color button up, like a short sleeve button up shirt. Looking like a rocker. I have like little gauntlets on my wrist and stuff.
03:55:53
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And that's what I would wear. And I said like, yeah. When Wally gets back, you have to ask him what I used to wear. I used to wear 36-inch bell JNCO jeans. Oh, the JNCOs, goddamn.
03:56:04
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yeah I had like four pairs, man. The jeans I wore a Wrangler. um But it was it was funny, though. I said i said it was funny because I said there was a girl that I was interested in And she was all she dressed she dressed all gothic.
03:56:17
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And I see her and I, like, we're interacting. We're, like, having lunch together and stuff like that. And everybody's, like, she's gothic. He's, like, a metal, heavy metal rocker. how does this How does this, like, how does that dynamic work? I used to hang out with, I used to, my lunch hour, um well, my lunch break, I sat with a chick that was, like, a bigger hippie than Blaze would ever be.
03:56:42
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as it like I'm not a hippie. I'm not saying you are. Because you smoke weed. But no, this chick was like. Stereotype.
03:56:52
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I'm allowed to. I'm apparently creepy. I'm allowed to do that. So fuck you, Brian. Fair enough. I stereotype you. Well, you would be labeling as creepy because you could do a lot. of You have a lot. You have a better chance. at what You have a better chance of doing upskirt views than we would.
03:57:06
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Yeah, you have no idea. she suspected law
03:57:13
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but This one chick, she was full on like... French chip IQ tonight, guys. And she constantly smelled like weed. and Like you would get a contact high talking to her.
03:57:26
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And then the other chick I talked to was like... this we We would all sit at this table together. Full on goth fucking like the whole nine yards.
03:57:38
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And then the other chick looked like a fucking goddamn Barbie doll. And we'd all eat lunch. And of course, I'm sitting there wearing 36-inch JNCO jeans that are halfway off my ass and an oversized T-shirt.
03:57:51
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You know, I still have wear a wallet chain, you know. alls And of course, the school cracked down on the wallet chains. So my buddy and I, ah some of our friends took a bunch of shoestrings and braided them and we made those into wallet chains.
03:58:08
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yeah And then also, too, like while I was walking around there, like i mean there was like some girls that wore like the little ah like punk rock boots that are still like like five, six platforms. was sitting there going like, damn, they still make those? Hashtag worth it.
03:58:22
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Wally's seen me in my JNCO jeans. i actually i did I did hit on a waitress today. like ah cause and like Inside the convention center, they had like Sawgrass Steakhouse. I was like, oh, good score. and He's like, right what?
03:58:35
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I was like, Sawgrass. He goes, what's that? i was like, it's a steakhouse. it was like, you've never been? he goes, nah, bro. so I introduced it to him like with the food and everything. but The waitress he had was so cute, so adorable.
03:58:48
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and ah like she She gave me shit. and After that, I was going, like i like you. yeah She's probably like mid-20s, like early to mid-20s.
03:58:59
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I didn't give a fuck. So anyway, so um at the end, you know i'm looking over I'm looking over the receipt and everything. and um like I ah ah wrote everything out, like the tip and everything.
03:59:12
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I wrote everything. She goes says goes, everything looks right. And I'm looking at and I'm going... No, not really. shows There's no phone number on here. And she was like, what wella what's missing? I'm like, your phone number.
03:59:25
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And she goes, oh, my phone number? You want my phone number? I'm like, yeah. And so I took out my phone and then she put in her phone number and then boom, like called it. And i'm like, all right, cool. I was like, yeah, call me later when you get off of work.
03:59:37
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Yeah. so yeah i was like I can't do that. I was like, damn, that shit actually worked. I can't do it. I'm too much of a chicken shit. yeah i just I just went ahead. I just winged it. I'm like, yeah, it i was like what's missing is your phone number.
03:59:52
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I'm a giant chicken shit when it comes to asking chicks out.
03:59:57
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I don't know what it is. I'm actually trying find something. And that's like the weird thing about me. Like I could talk to any girl, but when it comes to a certain girl that I really, really attracted to. I was to the stutters.
04:00:08
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Yeah. ah i have go say the start yeah a other box yeah yeah i i boss brian i speak gli I speak Glick. I'm like I get,
04:00:27
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yeah that's how i was That's actually how I was with my wife now that asking her out and shit. It's kind of one of those deals. We've known each other since childhood. And then finally it's like, ah you just want to hang out. She's like, very what to took you so long? And you're like, really?
04:00:44
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Pretty much. That's pretty much what it ended up being. And it's like, damn, that's all it took. Yeah, even even my my first time in Hawaii, um my buddy Corey went to go visit him.
04:00:55
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When they finished the deployment, they finished off in Hawaii. So he had to do he had to do ship duty. I said, all right, well, I'm going to the Polynesian Cultural Center. So I go there, and man, the the tour guide that I had,
04:01:09
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So beautiful. And I'm just sitting there like, just keep talking. and And then when, and then later on chicks that are in the service industry like that, they get hit on all the time. So they've heard. I know, no, no, no, no. I did not hit on her.
04:01:22
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So then my buddy Corey met up with me and everything. And then, and we got pictures with her, but the thing was like, she goes, hi, I'm the Pua. And he goes, yeah, I'm Corey. And and all of a sudden i'm like, Oh, what's my name? I'm like, uh, hi. And I look at him and he goes,
04:01:39
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Yeah, this idiot is Brian. And went, hi, nice to meet you. um I'm all like, hey. forgot my own name. Yeah. It's like, wait a minute, why am I standing here again? i forget. one of those deals Yeah, that's what he said. He goes, yeah, this idiot here is Brian. I'm like, hey, yeah, hi. I forgot my name. I've done that.
04:02:01
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Like, can have your name? Yeah. Yeah, dude. But yeah, that that was, yeah, that's the thing. Like a girl that I really find really attractive. I'm like, or, uh, my name Glick,
04:02:21
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but shit. Yeah, man. That, that was the, that was back in the day. Oh yeah. So, speaking of the day. All right, Jeff, what's the new topic now there, buddy? Actually, real quick, speaking of back of the day. Oh, shit.
04:02:39
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yeah I just found this old picture the other day. Yeah, look at that asshole. Oh, my God, the choker chain and all. Yeah, that giant stupid chain. That was our junior year of fucking high school, wasn't it?
04:02:56
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No, that was freshman year. That was your freshman year? This was this was at a at a ah party. i was Wow, this is before that. Wow, look at that hair.
04:03:07
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Yeah. Oh, most of high school, my hair was blonde. and well He had it multicolors a couple of times. Yeah. so I didn't realize I was muted.
04:03:19
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Punk rock forever! Oh, dude, I got in trouble because I would go to cosmetology class and be like, I feel like going blue today. They're like, okay, here you go. I was already blonde. I'm trying to get my hair every week.
04:03:32
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Yeah, it's weird because one of my other good friends, um ah his name is Lee Ray, like fucking Mexican. And he always wore polo boots, heel figure jeans, heel figure shirts.
04:03:44
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But he's all like you know Mexican rap, ah like Tejano music, Mexican rap and shit. And then here you You got a guy that's like all dressed up. and like Sometimes he'll dress up like all Mexican down or whatever. But then they they like we're like we're really good friends that they're going,
04:04:00
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He's dressed like a rocker. He's dressed like a ghetto Mexican. How does this work? Hey, the sad part of this is, I mean, that's how how it works. So it's the opposites. that They're actually the ones that become best friends. I mean, look at me, Glick, and Jeff. yeah Me and Jeff. Me and Glick were pretty much the... We used Wally all the time because the motherfucker was always on the John Deere.
04:04:21
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wall Wally, blink twice. Oh, my. Blink twice if four if if you were forced. Okay. He was. yeah but like look but i like I was wearing JNCO jeans and in between the fucking sets, man.
04:04:37
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guy li She's got bigger quads than you do. That chick is six foot. Yeah. she she was She's actually from Shelby City Schools.
04:04:48
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The chick here... So the chick at the far closest to blaze, she was actually from Mansfield city schools. Oh, next to her. Yeah. And the chick next to her was a foreign exchange student from Germany.
04:05:05
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I learned a little German that year. Back to me and how all the three of us got together. Me and Glick were pretty much kind of the redneck. We were still in the NWA stages, but we still everything else. and Jeff's here. He was our little oddball buddy out of the whole three of us. That's the crazy thing. so and I was actually talking to somebody.
04:05:28
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a I talked to... I was talking to Tom Titties Jr. Yeah. Tom Titties? Somebody. andny And he was telling me that every year at the Career Center, there is one class that is kind of like You know, one one group, like a like Building Trades or or Horticulture or Cosmos that kind of runs the school.
04:05:57
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And apparently, when we went there, it was Building Trades, which is what Glick and I were in. And while he was in Horticulture, which was... You want to talk about all of us hanging out all the time.
04:06:07
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We were always in the children's garden. And they were kind like... They were... they were they were factored into that is what he was telling me.
04:06:20
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And I was like, huh, that's weird. Because it didn't feel like that because we all just hung out. But like if the building trades people did something, like they we we had that it's in science class that our senior year, we had to bring build egg launchers.
04:06:38
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And I went out and bought one of those water balloon launchers that takes three people. jeff Yeah. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. The homework assignment is to go home and build something. Jeff's like, I'm going to go to store. No, no, no.
04:06:49
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it There was no rules. It just said whoever launched their egg the furthest. And I still happen to have this water balloon launcher that was- The rule, yeah, you're right. There were no written rules, but there were a rule of self-integration. Yeah, but but at the Career Center, the nice thing about that place was they may have had the verbal rules, but we always broke them and got away with it.
04:07:10
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Yeah. and with We an a we launch the egg. like yards. you an egg into he no No, because it was... and literally you Two people... hold Actually, you were the asshole that hit the Naz apartment building across the way.
04:07:28
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That was me. did you Did you set an egg rocket to Mars? No. No, that was our buddy Elon. No, Jeff set his anus to anus.
04:07:40
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Yes, I did. No, but like... my aise stock
04:07:46
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You know, it wouldn't not surprise it would not surprise me if Jeff actually did that. He's like, if I incubate it keep the egg warm, with it like would it be enough ah he body the heat to hatch? It makes it a little bit more more aerodynamic. That way it hatches halfway and just flies the rest of the way. No, we used to do some ah dumb shit.
04:08:06
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Our labs got away with a lot of shit because we were left unsupervised out there. Yeah, like two teachers that would literally sit there and talk to themselves while we were actually doing the work and because that's what we were supposed to do.
04:08:19
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I have a question. And nobody is required to answer this honestly because, well, I'm not going be honest about it, is there any stories out there that you have – been a part of that is so incriminating that you just will not tell that story and you're going to take it to your grave?
04:08:37
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Yes. No. No. i'll out of everything i Yes with me yeah i'm momy yeahs yes one yeah yeah yeah Yeah. A couple of things. Yeah. i'll I'll take to the grave.
04:08:48
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It'll go to my grave before anybody ever knows about it. Ryan and Wally suck each other off. That's going to grave.
04:08:57
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No, I'm not cheating on you with nobody else. It's only been you. That's right, buddy. You better fucking not. Don't forget to call me daddy tonight. Who's my cream puff? No, I've never done anything where I'm like, I'm not telling anybody about this.
04:09:12
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yeah yeah I can think of. I mean, like every now and then I'll hear that story. Every time when I'll bump into somebody who I grew up with in school, I'm like, oh, yeah, man.
04:09:24
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Yeah, this guy here, dude, like, he man, the way he did to this one girl's fur coat was just incriminating. I'm going, oh, God, y'all still remember that shit? So there was like this snobby little bitch.
04:09:35
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How's the story? Where's this story going? Hold on. He's about to tell it. I'm about to tell it. So this girl was like, she's like, i see she's like a stuck up girl, like stuck up Valley girl.
04:09:47
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And then she was like, dog she like dog me out and the dog, somebody else out. I'm like, Oh, hell nah. So I saw a frog. I stepped on it to where the guts came out and everything. I picked up the frog and I smeared rubbed it all over her for coat.
04:10:01
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Nice. Was this yesterday? When was this? elementary Elementary school, Yeah, we all yeah they'll they'll bring that story up. I'm like, you guys still remember that shit? i Listen here, mister. I slapped some chick on the ass.
04:10:15
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no As soon as he said elementary, i was like, all right, I get it. I get it. I get it. You are not one of the judges.
04:10:26
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I slept in the gym on your ass. At 12 years old, creepy guy doesn't do that. I get it. I thought he was telling a story from high school. was like, whoa. Now, high school, I think the craziest thing I've ever done that would be incriminating.
04:10:43
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Great. Craziest thing I've done in high school is Jeff's mom. I did get in trouble for having sex with me. No wonder Jeff's vertically challenged, Blaze. Oh. My smoking stunted his growth.
04:10:58
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i remember I remember one time um remember timem we had we had we got done with finals and my group of friends and I, we went over to IHOP and this one girl was just going like, she goes, I'm so tired. I need to stay awake.
04:11:18
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And so my best friend goes, I got just the thing. He takes like the sugar, pours it in her hot cocoa, takes every flavor of the syrup and pour it in her hot cocoa, stir it up.
04:11:32
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And and then then we asked for extra marshmallows. And then when she drank, she drank it too. We dared her to drink it. And man, she was all like, whoa Whoa. I feel funny. And it she goes, what did you guys do? What's in this? And I'm like, what do you mean what we did? You watched us do this.
04:11:53
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Yeah, she was hyper throughout the whole day. Speaking some awful shit. Yeah. i mean, like, yeah. Think sugar. Think about maple syrup, blueberry syrup, strawberry syrup.
04:12:06
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You know, regular it's like all that syrups. Like a biggest sugar high ever. Yeah, she was in the land of Duluth. My girlfriend and I... Drugs are fun, kids.
04:12:17
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That's all I'm going to say. yeah sure yeah Sugar is a drug. she was she was in a Yeah, she was in a hyper Duluth zone right there, man. We're like, oh, gra I think we fucked her up. This whole story was about a chick eating Nile fucking sugar. I love it.
04:12:32
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love it. I love it. Blaze is like, that sounds like a Monday to me. No, I'm sitting here so this whole story is, it is a chick getting high of sugar?
04:12:45
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Okay. i can I can live with that. Do it. Do it. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, like like we leave IHOP, and we're walking, and we're going like, are you- in pa sure now I'm like, Sherry, are you okay? She just goes- I feel so lightheaded.
04:13:02
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And then we're like walking down because it's like sugar cause like our high school is like six blocks away. And we're we're like maybe on the third block. And she's like, I feel so lightheaded.
04:13:14
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Why is the sun so hot? It's supposed to be cold. and we're going, um it's May, sweetheart.
04:13:23
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She's like, I feel so light. I feel weird. I feel weird. That's what I was going I feel so weird. My backpack feels so heavy. and she only had one book in there. how do you go How do you reach your high school years and not experience a sugar high until then?
04:13:39
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well a bad amount of sugar i'm just like i'm so weed at my animals what I mean yeah do like like like in the morning um i sure the guy was actually getting stoned like you in high school.
04:13:52
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ah dude i heard man like my quick fix what my quick fix was like a chocolate milk and an ice cream bar in the morning That was my breakfast on the daily.
04:14:02
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I don't know anything about that. drugs anymore? i mean, come on. No, actually, drug use in in youth is actually going down. It's like almost... Not in our generation.
04:14:15
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No, not in our generation. But now it's in decline because it's more it's more mainstream. Brian, how old are you again? Yeah. I saw that statistic the other day. everything and everybody's all ryan Brian, are you forty four He's our generation.
04:14:33
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Yeah. Class of 99. When I was in baseball, I wasn't getting high off fucking sugar. I was getting high off fucking drugs. as I was getting stoned every day. I wasn't... But yeah, but like... That actually brings up an interesting question. Where was the first place you remember getting high? What location?
04:14:54
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Not what drug?
04:14:57
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I was underneath some bleachers at school. but location, like state. Oh, Kentucky. No, that explains a lot.
04:15:08
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mines are Mine's Ohio, and it was underneath the bleachers in Howard, Ohio. Mine was on 13 heading back towards Belleville. In the of fucking... was around the same age. I don't understand why me doing Kentucky is any fucking different.
04:15:24
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It's back of Nathan... Nathan's fucking busted. Two years after high school. These fuckers just dropped me off. Ryan, you were. I was trying to, i was trying to like. You're two-shoes. Yeah, you were a goody boy. No, no, no, no. I mean, I was like trying to, I was trying to get in the, i was trying to get in the Marine Corps.
04:15:42
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I was trying to, like, was trying to. I'm doing the Air Force, man. I didn't give a shit about that. Come down. No, no, no. I was turned away. It was harder to get in the Air Force than was the Marine Corps. Back then, yeah, it was. I was disqualified from the Marine Corps due to my football injuries.
04:16:03
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Yeah, now they don't give a shit about that. yeah They're talking about getting rid of the ASVAB, too. i like you got No, no, no, no. You got to have the ASNAP. That's what I said. number Let's make them dumber.
04:16:18
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The reason why they brought the ASNAP is because they had so many more on. Now they're talking about getting rid of it because people can't even graduate high school, but they don't want to read. Let's make them dumber. This country is so fucking dumb. no i mean no well You got to have the ASNAP so that way you can place people accordingly.
04:16:37
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but i got to have an na got accordingly you like like like Yes, I know that. that's but That's why I was saying it was dumb. i mean My MOS was like mechanical engineering, combat engineering.
04:16:49
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right I was like, oh. My MOS. was able to do like computer type shit, but I was too lazy and not motivational. i was like, and let me go do fucking eight weeks of ammo school. and fuck Learn to blow shit up.
04:17:05
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It's not what i learned. but I got told when I saw went to sign up for nine eleven when it happened because they still had the ah restriction of being the only male sibling in the household. I was not allowed to sign up after I went through an all the fucking... That was a thing, man. I thought they saw that shit.
04:17:22
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No, they stopped. They just recently stopped at not too long ago. Yeah, because we were the I was the only male in my household at the time. They told me after I went through all the testing past it, their physicals, all the shit for the Army, they said, oh, are you the only family member and male in your family to carry on?
04:17:43
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And should have said no, but I said yes, and they're like, well, sorry, that disqualifies you. Now, 2001, two thousand and one So, I mean, look, look, the reason why Glick didn't get in because he didn't identify as Wookiee.
04:17:57
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No, Sasquatch. Get it right, Brian. oh no is No, no, no, no. He's a Wookiee. No, yeah, true. No, he's not. But yeah, that's what they told me when I went. Look, Wookiees and Sasquatches aren't real, but he does not identify as a fucking Wookiee. Come on, at least give him that.
04:18:15
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but I mean, i'm i'm not I'm not sitting here trying to defend Wookiee against Bigfoot, but Glick. I mean, come on Honestly, you know Glick identifies as the Sasquatch. I mean, when i mean i mean that shirt that shirt I took a photo of earlier. I was like, oh, of words where's it coming up his mouth that's I mean, he had a Bigfoot, Sasquatch on there, and I'm like, where's the Wookiee? This is discrimination. Yeah.
04:18:42
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oh Where's the box? Now a Trump supporter is like, wo what about DEI?
04:18:51
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Calm down. Didn't earn it. Easy, killer. Easy now. Didn't earn it. No, that fell on its face.
04:19:02
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But yeah, that's the kind of hoops you had to jump back through back then. yeah When that nine eleven happened, it was ridiculous. I didn't fall on my face. no i mean like like no i dream yeah My injuries were i had a torn ACL on my left knee. I had it surgically repaired.
04:19:17
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And then I had a dislocated right elbow. But my orthopedic surgeon said, he's good to go. He passed my he passed the my exams, my physical exams. But then the doctors at MEPs office were like, well, we need a second opinion.
04:19:32
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And months went by. i heard nothing. And then I just went and said, I'm sorry, but I'm going go to school. Did you get a second opinion? No, I never did get it. That's what they meant.
04:19:43
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That's what they fucking meant. go get those like never late now we're gonna schedule no they were gonna schedule me this no they're not the mother would never done you right they're not they want a gen schedule Go get a second opinion.
04:19:58
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yeah Well, that's like two when it now compared to them back then. If you were flat footed, you weren't allowed in any branch of the service. yeah Now they'll take anything and everything.
04:20:09
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True. it They'll take your brother. You'll take your sister all at the same time now. Yeah. As long as you score over a 30, hey, you're in. yeah Yep. Infantry right there.
04:20:25
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You can charla your way to a 30. Let's be honest. I mean, what? 10 points is just your name alone. No, it's all done on a computer. I'm not sure if she's OMG-ing, but I'm OMG. Oh, just about the way we're all acting.
04:20:41
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Fair enough. You guys are grown. You guys can't be doing immature shit anymore. no phone That me. I have a 12-year-old mentality. I still dunk cookies in milk. I don't give a shit.
04:20:54
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I do, too. Don't feel bad. We all do. Everybody in my household does. so I will never i would never give that up. Hell no. That's always a good thing. don't eat cookies anymore. How'd you do on the duck walk? You are a cookie. How'd you guys do on the duck walk?
04:21:10
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I did alright. That was okay. No confidence in that answer there, Brian. I took my granny-ass time, but I made it. Alright.
04:21:23
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Yeah, the wife's on watching us because she's got wait to take her pain medicine. Is that who Rachel is? Yes. Oh, i didn't know Rachel was. Yeah, that's my old lady, boys.
04:21:37
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so yeah, she's I just got off the phone with her a little bit ago and stuff. She's waiting to take her medicine. Her foot's starting to bother her, so I told her to just jump back on and watch us be fools as usual. Yeah.
04:21:50
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i'm Don't worry, it's all nonsensical. Yeah, knows. But yeah, I mean, it was just dumb when I i wanted to actually go sign up and everybody, but sad part is all my buddies that I went to school with, they enlisted.
04:22:08
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Because they had the siblings to carry on the family genes, as they said. And I was like, damn it. And I lost two good friends over there because of the bullshit. do you do you fill out do you fill feel janet it Do you feel disappointed in yourself by not joining?
04:22:25
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I do because I would have been the first grandchild to actually continue on the military service of my family. Let alone I wanted to do it for myself because I wanted to prove something to myself that I could do it.
04:22:39
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got that You got that 4F stamp. Yeah. interesting Interesting. But yeah, one of my brothers, my brother Eric, wanted to go in the Coast Guard.
04:22:49
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And when the recruiter was trying to, was giving him the rundown, was like, yeah, you know, we're, we do the swimming and then weapons training. And he's like, weapons training. Like, yeah, we teach you how to, shoot how to shoot guns and all this other stuff. And he was like, my brother, Eric is like all anti-gun. He's like, well, then I don't want to join.
04:23:09
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I don't like guns. He's like, i he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I've, he's like, ah i've always just seen myself going in swimming and rescue people like that. And I'm like, go be a lifeguard. You're to get weapons training. I'm sorry.
04:23:25
Speaker
was going to say, Coast Guard deals with the pirates and all that shit. Serve your country, serve your community, be a lifeguard. That's cool. was like, be a lifeguard if you're gonna just going to jump in and swim in and all that. but shit There's weapons in the Wait, what?
04:23:42
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yeah news scar what is I can pull a trigger? Oh my gosh. Yeah. Every branch. I'm sure Blaze even learned how to fucking use a gun. And then my oldest brother would have been the first Marine.
04:23:59
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My oldest brother would have been the first Marine, but then the girl he was seeing was like, no, baby, I'll take care of you. And he was like, okay. that he has one He had one day to stay in the hotel before going out the before going out to Camp Lejeune.
04:24:16
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But he spent time with her. He was like, yeah, that's my last night a civilian. And then she was like, oh, no, I'll take care of you. Don't do that. I'll take care of you. And that was the end of that.
04:24:27
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rest was history. Yeah. Because i never i i never I never knew that. I never knew that until he had his one night. He called me. know He had a mental breakdown. And he's like, I should have never listened that girl. I should have just stayed in the hotel for the night and can't get on the bus and go to Cape Lejeune. And I went, what? You were going to go to the Marines? And he goes, yeah, man.
04:24:49
Speaker
But the girl I was seeing, though, man, she was so good to me. And I'm like, oh. Yeah.
04:24:56
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The sweet talking words convinced otherwise. He's like, I should have just stayed in the hotel and go. yeah He's like, all I want to do is 20 years and that was it.
04:25:08
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Only. Only. I only want to do 20 years. holy i write i only want to do twenty learn Yeah, because it's like do 20 years, retire. that is Oh, I just get that. but but yeah That is not the institution of time you go only on. Yeah, only. Only want to do a couple years. Only want to do 20.
04:25:30
Speaker
Sure, just tell me in prison too while you're at it. I was going to say that's why you're fucking dead. But I mean, if i if i if i if I did, if I did, if I did what I got in, if if i if all that didn't happen, if I did get it get in,
04:25:44
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Dang, dude, I've been like, <unk> I'd be out by now. Yeah. How old are you right now? 44. I would have been out in 2021 right after COVID happened. I would have been done. You would have been done too if you want to went right after high school. yeah with a and and then And then when 9-11 happened, I'm like, oh, damn, going to Afghanistan.
04:26:06
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but i'm on but Damn it, man. I'm a mechanic, not a gunner. Yeah. I was going to go in mechanics. i was gonna be I was like, cool. I'll be a garage monkey. you know yeah I'll fix tanks. That's not how that happened.
04:26:20
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Yeah, you're going fix them overseas in Afghanistan in the middle of the deserts where your your ass is going. I know. could be like Black Hawk down and be like, God damn it.
04:26:32
Speaker
Guys, I'm tired of working on this damn Hummer. Yeah, I had a buddy that was when he he went, he was in It was his second tour over. He was in the Marine Corps and ended up in a firefight.
04:26:47
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They said he took a sniper bullet through his heart and it went right through his first set of dog tags. so Then I had a buddy. The only thing we got to see of him was his backup dog tags from the Army Reserve that he was in.
04:27:00
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hit an IOD during a convoy. and yep yeah and and The shitty part was is they were exactly almost two months apart. Um, you like my buddy sent me a photo.
04:27:14
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Uh, he sent me a photo and he was, he just got there. He got, he got to Afghanistan and all you saw, like he said, they're like, he's holding his gun and he's looking around like this. All I saw was like blue sky and sand. And he's like, um, I think the war is around here somewhere. That was his caption.
04:27:38
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I was like, dang. And then his dad's talking to me. He man, you think Lee would be all right? was like, yeah, dude. I was like, he's 4'11". Bullets of wiz right payum will by him. The bullets will go right above his head.
04:27:54
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He's 4'11". I find it like and it's so interesting how people can just make a light of war and shit so much that's never been there.
04:28:06
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it's It comes down to it. I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, but mean,
04:28:14
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like people out there in war are being close to death and shit. yeah like i know i know they I know they joke about it because it brings them a sense of calm calmness.
04:28:29
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But when other people joke about their vulnerability, it's it's weird to me. I mean, he would tell me stories. I'm not saying you're wrong. yeah I'm just trying to. um I mean, he he would tell me stories. He said, like, yeah, whenever they would go on patrol, he said, like, man, they're always, like, you know, like, looking. You got, got because the the way they got it all lined up, you got, like, two guys some monitor to monitor the front, one guy, you know, they're all, like, at him in the middle. and I not get that. No, I get that. said, yeah, man. He said he said he wast he said he was on an alert all the time, dude. And he said, like, there was, one time,
04:29:04
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where luckily the the kid was just scared. Like ah apparently a kid came out and it startled him and he drew his weapon right at the kid and and he just realized, oh shit, that's a kid.
04:29:17
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And he had to like he he like get back. He was like, but he said, man, few times that happened, dude. He said like, he was, man, I could not imagine if that, you know, if he actually would have like right as he drew, he went ahead and pulled the trigger. He said, man, I could not live with that on my conscience.
04:29:33
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Yeah, this is why I understand like how people can just like make a light of war as they do. Because never explain because there's there's people, there's little fucking soldiers out there not meaning to will fucking kill a kid. That fucking sits with them for the rest their life in not a good way.
04:29:50
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And I'm not sitting there trying to make light it. I'm trying to do the exact opposite. I'm trying to understand why
04:29:58
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the exact opposite i'm trying to understand why Some people that don't experience that, that aren't there, what do you think about that? I'll be honest with you. I had my three uncles, well, two out of the three uncles I had, my grandfather, they all, my grandfather served World War two of Vietnam, and Korean War.
04:30:19
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Then I had two uncles that were in Vietnam, and my one uncle, I'm like seven, eight years old, he's telling me the horror stories about the shit he's seen in the novel. you are willing like It was like nuts. he He said he watched so many guys from his platoon.
04:30:36
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I had nightmares for the longest time because of this when I was younger. Serving with people that die yeah while they're on duty is fucking sucks, man. yeah and well the bad is it's it's It's not it's not stuff that i will talk about I just don't understand why. and it was his book it's his like i well I mean, i've I've told stories, but I don't understand why some people that haven't served that will tell their stories and glorify it.
04:31:09
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And it's like, um no no offense, but I still feel like it's your place. Right. No, I don't get it. But it was my own it was my one uncle's way of his release because I spent a lot tickets. I'm specifically talking Brian.
04:31:26
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Oh, but no, I'm just saying. Yeah, but it was just like, because I mean, like I was like fearful, but just but that's how i that's what I do. I would like joke just to kind of ease that tension.
04:31:38
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Because I know in the back of my mind, I'm like, man, he's in a war zone. But I was just like, no, he's short. but' lose his but He'll be fine. He'll be fine. But man, when his dad and I picked him up from the airport...
04:31:49
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Dude, that man, ah swear, like, I thought I lost, like, circulation of mine. Like, he hugged the both of us, and he was crying. he goes, I'm so glad to be home, my God. And he was just like, I miss you guys so much. He said even on the plane, all he did was, like, he was holding on his pillow, and it was hard for him to sleep, you know, with everything. But he said, man, he was just gripping his pillow tight.
04:32:10
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And then I'm like, all right, man, ah ah you hungry? He goes, yeah. And I said, okay, so what like what do you want what do you want to eat? And he goes, well, this is going to sound dumb, but um want some Taco Bell.
04:32:25
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We're like, Taco Bell it is, man. He's like, didn no cheeseburger. no no he's like man He goes, I just want that Taco Bell. I think one of the first things I wanted when I came back from the fucking desert was fast food.
04:32:38
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I really do. Yeah. I want give you two mad kudos. I know you don't probably hear it enough, but I appreciate you guys doing what you did, especially... You, Jeff, and you, Blaze, both. I mean, thank you for serving.
04:32:52
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i mean, you guys don't get... Military people don't get the credit they deserve. I'm going to throw it out there. Yeah, actually, you know what? Actually, a lot of us, we do get the credit we deserve. I think sometimes at the same time, it's taken away from us, but I think there's a fair enough... I just want to caveat.
04:33:12
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i' yeah i i'm just gonna i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna i just want to caveat I'm not one of those that like to be constantly... Reminded? Yes. Oh, no, I get it. But i me personally, just from knowing you, from here being getting to know you through the show and everything else, Jeff, I've thanked previously in the past because I knew me and Jeff being close.
04:33:33
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But you, I want to also thank you because I come from the military side, like I said, where I've had family serve. But I don't overthink you. This will be the only time you'll ever hear me other than wishing you You know, a happy memorial a Veterans Day or happy Memorial Day.
04:33:49
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Other than that, this is the last time I'll say it, but I i really want to appreciate it. I mean, I'm not one of those ones. I'm not like all these other people every time. Oh, you served in the military, and then you hear it every every five minutes. We do. We do. We do.
04:34:04
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that is as wally we do we do yeah yeah it's like Yeah, like the moment i like I don't like bringing up the fact that I'm in the military because the moment I do, there's somebody, oh, i just want to say thank you. Like every single fucking time.
04:34:22
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Like to the point where I don't like bringing it up. Because now, however, there are some veterans... that do like G and Although he did a lot. though eat a lot And you can point those out. Usually they're wearing a hat that says they're a veteran. Veteran, yeah. right yeah my My dad wears his everywhere he goes.
04:34:42
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Yeah, but... I forgot the question I was going to say. I think as a veteran, I think too many veterans have a hero complex and that it's undeserved. I don't As a veteran, and I'm going to say, I don't think all of us are heroes.
04:35:03
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think some of us are. Some of us are being put in a position to be our hero, but to brush us all with the broad brush that we're all heroes simply for the fact that we serve, think bullshit.
04:35:16
Speaker
Because as I was in serving with people, with people, There were plenty of people that done stuff that was immoral. That was like, I knew other airmen that was brought up on murder charges that did shit that you would look at as like, Oh my God, that person should not be alive.
04:35:37
Speaker
Like just because somebody served doesn't mean they're, you should just automatically thank them. Well, anyways, I wanted to ask you the question. Uh,
04:35:49
Speaker
like like For instance, when I joined i joined and the Navy for me. I get it. I'm serving the country and all that stuff. But I didn't do it for anybody else but myself because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
04:36:02
Speaker
So when people thank me, I'm like, okay, thanks. But you know I didn't do it for you per se. I did it for myself. I came out of the military as a conscientious conscientious objector. So I don't like being thanked because I don't I don't totally agree with my time. It's your proudest moments. Exactly.
04:36:24
Speaker
There's a lot of times military that it was not my proudest moments. i it's it's so i mean it's a mix it's it's It's a mixed basket. But i gently i see what ultimately ultimately, I don't define myself as my veteran status. i feel as if I were to, I wouldn't be doing myself justice because I think I'm better.
04:36:46
Speaker
Right. Understandable. I mean, yeah, i mean like my buddy Corey, when I got to shadow him, like we spent six days going from Pearl Harbor to San Diego, being six days on the ship with him, like shadowing him, seeing what he does on a day-to-day.
04:37:00
Speaker
Dude, a hell of a lot of respect, man. And the cool thing about it, though, I mean, i got to I got to wear, you know, the jumpsuit, U.S. Navy. Like, all right cool. Like, I'm a crewman. I got my cer my certification of Tiger Warfare Specialist. But it was really cool. I mean, like, seeing what he does. i mean, he does a lot.
04:37:18
Speaker
He does a lot on that Destroyer. Stroke that dildo. i um i don't I just – wow. Wow. I'm very i very opinionated it when it comes to military service about shit. no i I agree. I mean, it's just... I mean, I got seasick twice. I rule.
04:37:40
Speaker
Well, I mean, the thing that I've never been seasick, and I've been on boats. I love being on boats. I've never been on boats. I mean, like, like his apartment this one of our day i gotta go on boat this the department was in front of the ship was at the very front of the ship, but just a deck below, and we're hitting choppy water in the Pacific.
04:38:00
Speaker
I mean, I was, like, knocked out. He wakes me up. He goes, hey, man, dinner time. Let's go. And I'm like, all right. So I go down. remember walking out. I open the hatch. Shut it. I climbed down the ladder and I take two steps. Those are like, whoa, I'm like, you know, didn't what he ran with the trash can. And I just like let go in the trash can. He's like, can civilians sign up to go on fucking aircraft carrier tours? I'm curious. I don't understand what's going on right now. no I got I got on the ship. It was like um I had to fill out some papers. though It was like the Tiger cruise that the Navy does.
04:38:33
Speaker
i had so it's yeah a gooddet thing yeah like why one one and it's one at a time one at a time So he emailed me and I printed out the papers and I had to go do a physical and I had to get doctor's signature and then i had to and then I had to like send it back, like fax it back to him to let him know that I got approved and then that's how I got on that's how i got my clearance to go on the ship.
04:38:57
Speaker
I know that does happen. I just didn't know what the process was. Okay, cool. yeah google thanks Yeah, got my paperwork done. Yeah, it makes most it makes so much more sense when one person explains it instead like three people at once.
04:39:10
Speaker
Why? It's more fun that way, Blaze. No, it's not. It's fun to watch Blaze's head it's more Yeah, right? Yeah, it's only fun to do to see fucking Blaze get mad.
04:39:25
Speaker
That's what's fun. no it's not i Poke the bear. Poke the bear. poke the bears oh I don't like being mad. Other than being on the Destroyer, another cool tripped out experience was like being on the USS Missouri, the battleship.
04:39:41
Speaker
Yeah. Up in Pearl Harbor. That was pretty cool. And then standing on the edge of the deck and looking at all the posts where where all the ships were attacked on on Pearl Harbor.
04:39:52
Speaker
And you're so I'm standing there and I'm trying to get that kind of like doing a reenactment in my head. You know, just to, I'm like, wow. And I'm just like looking around like, the shit is insane. Oh, yeah.
04:40:05
Speaker
And I couldn't, we couldn't make it out to the Memorial because it was so windy that day. So we ended up taking the U S S Missouri tour, but yeah, but I stood on the edge of the pier and I had it when I had Facebook, I took a photo of it and I'm sitting there going like, wow, this showed like USS South Carolina, uss this USS that. And then like six or seven block spaces down was the Arizona like that I think, honestly, the proudest thing I am about the whole the whole thing you just said was when I used to have Facebook. like You
04:40:41
Speaker
like he like you you you made it sound like you don't have Facebook anymore. I'm proud of that. Thank you. yeah ah fuck seven I'm seven years sober Facebook free, man.
04:40:53
Speaker
yeah i only have still but I'm still trying to get rid of it. I almost had it. I'm seven years sober of Instagram. I'm like, yeah,
04:41:05
Speaker
like i'm clear i'm free but we know we know we know you get your shit off fucking youtube Off of what? YouTube.
04:41:16
Speaker
We've seen it. too yeah We see your posts. I know. you still I share. i share a lot. I'm like, check out this barbecue. Check out this food. You're fucking me when sharing. i hear stuff that like off I'll send something to Blaze because I think he'll think it's interesting.
04:41:36
Speaker
i won't i won't list I won't look and watch it for like two weeks after the fact. And then a little spagatio- It takes me that long. What the hell?
04:41:50
Speaker
There's this woman in Oregon that we have been talking to for years. Prior, we started talking like we were both married. We worked in the same place.
04:42:03
Speaker
And...
04:42:05
Speaker
I shit you not. Every couple of months. Because we're so erratic on our social media. And which ones. Because we follow each other on like four of them. But we're so erratic. Like every three months we'll send each other a text.
04:42:19
Speaker
Yo, what's up? I miss you. hey we need to talk. And it's like some different random fucking social media site. Like I'll fucking redownload it like four months from now. like, oh shit. Rachel fucking sent me text three months ago.
04:42:31
Speaker
After I sent her one two months ago. on fucking IG. So it's just fucking crazy. I had a point, but forgot where it was, but y'all fuckers let me go on this ramble that didn't go anywhere.
04:42:44
Speaker
Oh, no, I love when you go on a ramble. Oh, man. I'm still trying to figure out like what like what was up with the SpaghettiO gelatin you sent earlier. I'm like, the fuck? Who sent that?
04:42:56
Speaker
Blaze. Oh, is that me? Oh, so yeah. So Brian's been posting a lot of like food shit on fucking Snapchat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah So I just like post random like dumb shit.
04:43:08
Speaker
So I posted this one where it's like a spaghetti-o's and gelatin. And like it's like in a butt cake. and Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen that. in what With Vienna sausages and olives.
04:43:23
Speaker
Like... not going to eat it, but that's like my response to your post. Does that make sense It was a troll. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:43:35
Speaker
yeah You know what's funny? in the re I shared a cool Southern other here's leather recipe for great chicken tenders and you're going to reply to me with that spaghetti-o shit?
04:43:45
Speaker
That is disrespectful. um sure to no that's sort educat im and I'm about to explain to another one of these motherfuckers this motherfucker's divorce. So there was a...
04:43:57
Speaker
And after I got out of the Air Force, I went to Phoenix for a little bit for school. and And then I moved back up to Oregon with the wife and kids. And there was about about a six to eight month period where I was on this meme thing. Where I was like, meme this, meme that.
04:44:15
Speaker
And my wife would send me a text. And I would send her a meme in response. I do that with GIFs. I would make up a meme or I'd find a meme or just whatever.
04:44:26
Speaker
She didn't know what the fuck I was doing. She didn't find it funny. She didn't understand it. or that's why the forest She didn't find it funny. Oh, man. She did not. and that not But she never asked me, what are you doing? What does this mean? what is what do you ah She didn't ask me anything. She didn't get my humor. She didn't want to. she's And I'm just... Fuck it.
04:44:48
Speaker
So... I'll keep sending my stupid shit, but if you don't tell me it's stupid or it doesn't make no fucking sense, I'm going to keep sending it.
04:44:59
Speaker
think I think it was ultimately my point. in I don't even go on social media anymore. so You do, TikTok whore.
04:45:12
Speaker
Yeah, you're TikTok whore. um Don't sit there and sit on social media when you're a TikTok whore. haven't been on TikTok in three weeks. Three weeks. If I go in here right now and I look up on my TikTok... Here's my counter to your fucking gelatin... Ugh.
04:45:38
Speaker
Here's my response. Oh, God. kid you yeah to my TikTok. Clam chowder popsicles.
04:45:49
Speaker
So, hey, Wally, March 7th, what day was that? March 7th? Was that like a week ago? Last Friday. Last Friday.
04:46:01
Speaker
Yeah, so this was, i so I'm looking at a message Jeff sent me on March 7th on TikTok. Must be good. Huh, that's a week ago. It's not three weeks, right? Right. Right.
04:46:15
Speaker
Oh, okay, cool. things so been Jeff, did you i i hit your head on the desk? I knew how to tell time. And Jeff told me that I didn't know how to tell time. Are your kids sending TikToks to Blaze? would not surprise me. Because my kids have been using my phone for the past three weeks, so that's why I haven't been on. ah Yeah, blaming on your kids. No, because the only time lately that I've been on my phone is right before a show. I share off the show.
04:46:45
Speaker
Jeff's like, kids, I've seen you show me this on this. Send it to Blaze. I mean, like, literally, like, a week ago, you sent me a TikTok message, man.
04:46:58
Speaker
Was I responding? use What did I say? don't even remember. You sent it to me. No, but what was it? don't know. I don't give a shit. don't fucking read them.
04:47:12
Speaker
I don't fucking watch them. Well, don't worry. I won't send you more. That way you don't have to worry about it. I will reach you. i will wash Wow join i think interesting that i think play like i live in and yeah and i'm like ah but a week ago you sent me this message back from my point no distract rest it out because you're now making yeah you're only making yourself like no
04:47:45
Speaker
wow yeah
04:47:51
Speaker
I have a splinter in my desk. Lovely. What? In your desk? My desk. I built my desk. You have a splinter in your desk. Yeah, I just hit my fingernail at the bottom of my desk reaching for my mouth.
04:48:06
Speaker
And yeah, it just jammed into my fucking finger. Ow. Yeah, that's why I said there's a splinter in my desk. Now it's in your finger though.
04:48:17
Speaker
No, it it didn't go in. but it just i i didn this I didn't go up deep. It just kind of it just poked and I went, oh. Oh, you wanted to go up deep? Always.
04:48:29
Speaker
ah like it deep.
04:48:32
Speaker
yeah I did. i fucking did it I moved Jeff to the bottom right corner. Jeff got punished. Because Jeff used to get called out on his fucking lies.
04:48:44
Speaker
Oh, God. Here we go. I can't if I sense one thing like we in the four seconds that I'm on TikTok. It was funnier because you're trying to blame your kids.
04:48:57
Speaker
Literally, they're playing on my phone right now.
04:49:02
Speaker
This was a week ago. You can't blame your kids now. I'll blame my kids for everything, trust me. Get used to because what I went through. I'll blame my kids for everything.
04:49:16
Speaker
That's Jeff's extra short. Yeah. He's extra, that's for sure. Hey, we went la we went we wouldn't we wouldn't love Jeff if he won any ah if he didn't have that he wasn't that extra.
04:49:29
Speaker
Yeah. We'd think something's seriously wrong with his ass. i Very true. Speaking about Jeff getting his ass torn up and ripped up,
04:49:44
Speaker
What did I do now? What happened now? Blaze, what we do behind the truck stop is between you and me, buddy. Don't make it cheap. you guys You guys want to hear fucking Blaze go off on fucking Jeff and Rose's ass when he's not around?
04:50:00
Speaker
Go check out Patreon, Dollar Mo. ahead.
04:50:04
Speaker
Oh, on the Patreon. Nice plug-in. There you go. Nice plug-in. Wally, jump I just found something that applies to you is this
04:50:18
Speaker
Damn right. Facts. no Truth. There are two types of people. Nova SS. Nova's doing a burnout. The one guy's clapping, the other chick's plunter. Nova SS.
04:50:31
Speaker
Yep. He's like, there's not enough room for all these uploads. He fucking uploads that shit. No, I delete it right after you. him, get him. Get him. I'm like, somebody's still got the same picture for four hours.
04:50:49
Speaker
Nah, that still don't beat the fucking, the other one.
04:50:54
Speaker
We love you, Jeff. We love you. Yeah, jealous because your ooh better than mine. I'm not going to lie.
04:51:05
Speaker
do I still want to play with the ears, Jeff. I want to play with the ears. Come on, Jeff. Do it. Come on, come on Jeff. oo woo mind Do what? Come on, do it. You like it when do woo, don't you?
04:51:18
Speaker
How do I delete picture from Facebook? What's that, bud? i was I'm actually scrolling my Facebook, and I have a post that I want to get rid of.
04:51:32
Speaker
There should be the three little dots up in the corner to move it. hit The delete button. Leave Jeff alone. No, Chris, it's too much fun. don't play on fucking TikTok or on Facebook.
04:51:44
Speaker
But I have a post from when I was promoting the show on the network on Facebook of talking shizz. And I was like, don't need that no more.
04:51:59
Speaker
Network. Thank you, Chris Technician. No, no, no, thank you. You're the you're the target. Leave it alone. Chris, you're going to get a video on TikTok of Chris Technician with blanket over his head.
04:52:13
Speaker
Leave Jeff around! I gave you those mod permissions. so Take them away. Take them away. He's grounded. Take them away. I wouldn't do I wouldn't do that. I would take Jeff's permissions away first.
04:52:28
Speaker
I could use a break.
04:52:32
Speaker
You know what's so funny? Oh my god Remember that one night? It was a Saturday night. and This is before I was part of the network. Glick was like, hey man, you want like access to something? I was like, I forgot what I said, but i was like I was so fucking bait. I was on shrooms that night.
04:52:49
Speaker
i was like, man, you don't want to fucking do that. Now here I am. fucking yeah yeah Look at you. but Look at you now, Blaze. Almost a year later. It was so funny because I said it so nonchalantly, so fucking baked out of my mind that night.
04:53:05
Speaker
I can't. We were kind of going find that fucking night. Oh, God. It was easily a year. Blaze liked me too much. He wouldn't unmod me. Yeah, you're right. I would.
04:53:17
Speaker
I wouldn't. We'll just give you Jeff's spot. How's that sound? Now that I see Ryan up here, I have to go to YouTube and I'll make sure I get him on there.
04:53:28
Speaker
yeah Oh yeah, definitely. Well, I've been making, like, the last couple weeks I've been trying to make it a point to have a regular Yeah, yeah, yeah, as mods.
04:53:43
Speaker
Because I think that'll help. And I think that's good.
04:53:49
Speaker
i Yeah, I don't have gotten a lot.
04:53:54
Speaker
Damn, Blaze, it was only a couple hours ago you did it for him and Untouchable. woman Yeah. correct and Yeah, I know. I'm number one tonight. I'll get there. I'll get there eventually. I'll get there. I'll make it happen. It's good. It's all good.
04:54:18
Speaker
It's Saturday night and the craziness is out. Woo-hoo. Who is I? it was Chopsticks. That's who I was. Oh, I dr shop space man.
04:54:32
Speaker
Chopsticks, man. It's the alcohol tonight.
Drinking Habits and Van Life Aspirations
04:54:35
Speaker
It is. I haven't been drinking tonight, i can't Jeff, you're the only one that hasn't drank tonight.
04:54:42
Speaker
I don't drink. I stopped drinking years ago. For no reason. just I just don't need to. First time I drink in a while. I just finished my my six pack off, so I'm good for the rest of the night.
04:54:57
Speaker
Wally, tell me if I'm wrong, but Blaze's new van life needs to be in this van. Oh, yeah, but the smiles per mile in a gallon. No, that one bus I sent to Blaze was like, this would be perfect for him.
04:55:15
Speaker
diesel one? It was like a flat that flat nose. that like un whole movement modelel I was like, that but that'd be more ideal. and the one blaze showed me he sent me a a link on facebook um And I was looking at it. We were looking at it together.
04:55:35
Speaker
It's a diesel bus. Like short bus. And it's... like Yeah, actually, here it is. Let me see if I can get this.
04:55:46
Speaker
Is this it? Yeah, this is it.
04:55:49
Speaker
It's fucking dope, dude. I think he should totally go get it. But the issue he was running into, we were talking about earlier, is that it's diesel. they it's obviously we new Yeah, here it is. like, more shirt what up What word did you just use?
04:56:10
Speaker
Oh, that would be sweet. Isn't that cool? Oh, yes. How dope is that? fuck That thing is dope as fuck. The only issue we were talking about is that fucking tires are bald.
04:56:21
Speaker
Well, I'd have to buy you tires. But that screams blaze all day long right there. Right? I like the black... Dude, I could turn that into the best camper, man. Fucking van life. Yeah, you could. Yeah. Shit. That's fucking dope.
04:56:39
Speaker
I pull that van up to your fucking bar and fucking make your goddamn wife swear to fuck me.
04:56:46
Speaker
Lace is drunk, folks. I am. I'm very drunk right now. Holy fucker. He starts talking about animalss fucking people's wives. You know, he's had one too many.
04:56:57
Speaker
Somebody cut this motherfucker off. this This was a half a bottle. This was a half a bottle. Keyword you said there, half. 125 foolproof.
04:57:08
Speaker
Ooh, 1702. That shit's good. 1792, yes. we there That shit is good. Lay's just walked into the studio and said, Welcome to the neighborhood, you son of a bitch. Here's a shot.
04:57:19
Speaker
Check your stick. no no i
04:57:24
Speaker
exactly That's Blaze rolling up in that fucking bus to your wife's house. Have a shot. Take this dick.
04:57:40
Speaker
You know what, Chris?
04:57:43
Speaker
I'm not going to harm you on that one. good for great it's what You know what, Chris? I don't even know how old you are, my dude. how old are you? I'm curious. Just to get like a perspective sort of stance. He's younger than you.
04:57:59
Speaker
I know he's younger than me, but i know i bet you and Glick have known Chris Long and I have. i'm still I'm still getting to know some of the artists. That's awesome for your age, man.
04:58:10
Speaker
but this is why this is This is why I started of going going on our YouTube channel and making them mods and letting them know because I want to get to know them. Right, right. That's super awesome. Oh, dirty.
04:58:22
Speaker
Yeah, he's a baby. You were young, but you still agree. That's good, though, man. That's good. Yeah. Good. I could drink a long time ago. Mad kudos to you, man, for especially at that age.
04:58:36
Speaker
When I drink, I become an asshole, and I start calling everybody bitch. You're already a fucking asshole, and you already say that. What's new? You're sober. No. Brian, the the episode yeah don't i was i like and i but I just just saw that that link you sent me. I don't want an RV.
04:58:52
Speaker
I don't want something that looks like an off-the-floor RV. I want something that I can use a little bit of stuff. The bus. The bus. I say you get that bus, dude, and 12, come and swap that bitch.
04:59:07
Speaker
Exactly. that would do That would be the shit. The black, the chrome, that's all you, man. Yeah. That bus screen lays all day long.
04:59:21
Speaker
I can put a kitchenette in there. I can put a bed, a fucking desk. It's already got 32-inch TV hanging on it. It does. I can put a fucking micro fucking shower bathroom in there. Oh, yeah.
04:59:32
Speaker
I'm good to go, man. and so yeah Those mini-chemical toilets, man. They're about the size of a five-hour toilet. All right. What about this one?
04:59:42
Speaker
Brian's over here shopping for buses for you. No, that's so much for you. Too big. I can tell you right now, it's too big. Too big. Too big.
04:59:53
Speaker
Yeah, called it. and don't I don't want nothing that big.
Bar Antics and Sober Observations
04:59:56
Speaker
There is. Hey, what's up, boss man? What fuckers? Daddy's home. boss man Daddy's home. You mean mommy's home, not daddy.
05:00:06
Speaker
Oh, man. Glick came up on the wrong night to call me saying that shit. I'm in a fucking mood. just che See what I mean? I'm in a fucking mood. Hey,
05:00:19
Speaker
hey heads up. Blaze is a little tipsy tonight, Bubba.
05:00:24
Speaker
Oh, look who found new buttons on his phone, Blaze. What's up, my man? I don't do that. That's why I watched you right back after him. and I don't know how to bring you back. I can get rid of you. I don't know how to bring you back. Sorry. Fair enough. I tried to but I couldn't figure it out. i but
05:00:50
Speaker
What's going on, guys? I've been kind of popping in and catching you guys chit-chat. You guys have been having fun tonight. I haven't been able to. I've been making fun of Jeff. I've been making fun of Brian. I've been making fun of myself. I've been making fun of Wally. I've been making fun of Jim. I've been making fun of everybody, really. It's been a good night.
05:01:07
Speaker
We've had some serious conversations, and we've had we've had more laughs and nitpicking on each other than the conversations that we've had. You've been a bunch of quite a few jokes, too, there, Sasquatch. So,
05:01:19
Speaker
Yeah, you know, you guys do that shit when I'm not around because you know better when I'm here. Bitch, I'll do it when I'm here. I'll it when you're here. I'll do it when you're here. Yeah, we don't do it when you're here. Yeah, don't do it when you're here.
05:01:33
Speaker
No, it's just usually you don't say stupid enough shit to make me have to want fucking bust your balls. Usually somebody else says it first. That's that's that's ah Jeff's chief chief operating officer of saying stupid shit here at the network.
05:01:48
Speaker
Well, it turns out that Blaze is more creepier than me. He's slapping chicks' asses as they as he rides by on his bicycle. I was going to say, I heard Blaze talking about... Yet I'm the creepy one. This is bullshit. I heard Blaze talking about outside of an e-girl's house after he delivered her food and was creeping in the window. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:02:11
Speaker
No. Yet I'm the creepiest. it She forgot her French fries. Yeah, got you French fries. She did. I'm sure she forgot the French fries. I wish she would have got her French fries. I Frenched her fries, if you know what I mean, boy. No,
05:02:30
Speaker
no boys, we have no idea what you're talking about. She was a very attractive woman. Was it queen? She was a whore. If she was, I still wouldn't make a big deal about it.
05:02:44
Speaker
Whores are great. Whores are great. There's nothing wrong with them. yeah you know I'm a whore. I don't give a shit. i watched some dude that I watched some dude at the bar tonight get busted because he was fucking with three chicks all the same time in the same bar.
05:03:01
Speaker
I was here. about nice No, no. not yeah no This dude thought he was fucking... Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo, man. He thought he was a real ladies man. And he was messing around with all three of them.
05:03:12
Speaker
And then you turn around the dance floor, he's got all three of them right in his face doing the poking at him and snapping him. I'm like, oh. And then then his boy comes around behind me. He's like, yeah, my boy just got busted trying to fuck with all three of them girls.
05:03:26
Speaker
i was like, you just leave him hanging? He's like, fuck yeah, I'm going to sit back here and watch this shit. At least... at least turn that shit into an orgy. At least attempt to. Yeah.
05:03:38
Speaker
you at least yeah You got to make the attempt. Yeah, yeah. And then, and then, and then admit failure when they say no. Yeah. Oh, boy, so I'm going to stand back here behind you where they can't see me.
05:03:52
Speaker
I was like, thanks, dude. The trick is to hitting on chicks in a bar. You you you make sure it's a big enough bar. Oh, he wasn't hitting on chicks. He, like, he was...
05:04:04
Speaker
Bondling and making out. and He just thought he was big dick player, man. was doing what pre-progressive Blaze was doing, which was okay.
05:04:15
Speaker
You forgot your fries! Take these fries! Smack that ass!
05:04:22
Speaker
kickingries
05:04:30
Speaker
smack nope i was just a baby I was just sitting there enjoying my pepsi, watching the drama go down. blas over here going You like fries with that shake? ah yeah it's sometimes it's Sometimes it's weird getting only sober guy in a bar, but then other times it's like, this is great.
05:04:52
Speaker
Do I look like this when I'm drunk? ah Yes. The answer yes. No, when you're a drunk, you're like... ah la
05:05:04
Speaker
I'm not a Wookiee racist bastard. You have to do the honors.
05:05:17
Speaker
Oh shit, Connor's mom's gonna come knocking on the door now. Jeff is me because of me. Connor's the third link.
05:05:26
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Connor. Connor, I am your father. Well, we come to the conclusion the reason why Jeff's short is because of all the weed Blaze smoked and everything else when he got with Jeff's mom made him short.
05:05:39
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Yes. My smoking needs something his grown. Wow. Wow. ah wow I used the other one that I made. it Makes sense. Makes sense.
05:05:51
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Yeah, I mean, I guess... du Did you use the shotgun or Vajee? stop going baji oh dude, i fucking that
05:06:17
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What? Oh, man. i mean I mean, Jeff's mom is a small woman. I can see you flipping her upside down and shotgunning her. What's Arliss? Shotgunning her, dude. Bang. Some of those women like to squirt.
05:06:30
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Those good ones. Hey. Hashtag building one. What's Arliss? What up, Arliss? Is Arliss back? What?
05:06:41
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What's up, my dude? What's up, my dude? What's going on with you, man? Yeah, man. um Yeah, sorry I'm so late tonight. I thought we'd be back home sooner. Liar.
05:06:53
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What'd you get for thinking? Liar. I was i was responsible DD, the designated driver. Designated dick grabber?
05:07:04
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What? they yeah look i Look, that's part of the job when you work security at a bar. You grab the dicks as they walk in. Just to check. Oh, wait, big boy. You come over here. Wait, Come sit, buddy.
05:07:21
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Come here, buddy. Come here. I got a space for you right here, Daddy. Where is this rate me bar I don't know. Like, what? You want to go next time? It's MPA. You can come.
05:07:32
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Rate me. Everybody.
05:07:35
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I'm going to walk you and jerk me off. Fuck yeah. gonna check your jit your chit I'm to check your jit dick and jerk your ID, all wait. to hold i scream get the Hold on. Either way, they're going to fall. We might finger you. that it This is courtesy of my friend from Mexico. This is what he wants me to do.
05:07:59
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He likes playing with bubbles. His name is Jeff. Jeff. yeah this is how they This is how they check IDs in Mexico. Bend over and drop your pants. I'm sure his are Oh, shit.
05:08:18
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this is the strangest bar i've ever been in yeah but you're having fun right li mia yeah Keep him busy as always. Just finish yeah finish working.
05:08:32
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You're like a retired musician. What you doing working so late? i so Well, you're not a retired musician. You're a musician that's retired from a 90s. You're probably working on kick-ass music.
05:08:45
Speaker
Say that again, Blaze? Do you know what a knee star is? don't know why you're asking me, but no. Because this dude here was like, lick my Anistar.
05:08:58
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And I'm like, do you know what an Anistar is?
05:09:02
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No, you must be the expert. Please tell me. You don't know what an Anistar is? You don't cook? No, I don't cook. Oh, my God. I've been cooking. I know what a chocolate starfish is.
05:09:14
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Hot dog flavored water. like but glu But that's kind of part of the joke. If you know what an Anise star is, you'd get the joke. He's saying lick his butthole. Why would you say an Anise?
05:09:29
Speaker
An Anise star? You don't know what an Anise star is. I've never heard that before. I've never heard it. Really? Why don't you just say lick his butthole, Blaze? Why got church in the street? You got to be fucking fancy over here slapping chicks asses and you ride by on your bicycle while you take the french fries to restaurant. don't understand how you guys don't know what Denise star is.
05:09:49
Speaker
I've never heard that. I've never heard that phrase. What? Does that mean you're going to... Is that another term for a booty hole or is that licking a booty hole? It's a fucking goddamn spice you cook with. It's what licorice tastes like.
05:10:06
Speaker
why look the eyes I don't look at that shit either. i don't give face color Calm down, Gordon Ramsay. Oh my gosh.
05:10:17
Speaker
I don't watch Gordon Ramsay. Drink some more. Let me see your Anistar. Wow, you sound like a pretentious dick. but Well, please stop me. Apparently I did. I guess I did. I guess I am i know to bench is dick a dick. Hey, big boy. Hey, big boy. Let me see your Anistar.
05:10:35
Speaker
what's go cook I'm going cook that asshole. I guess I should have said lick my balloon knot instead. You've got to dumb it down. You've got to know your audience. but you right know yeah Apparently. You're not wrong.
05:10:49
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I've said that in the past. You're not wrong. I've said that in the past. you learn anything from Michael Copenhaver last night? You've got to know your audience. And it's spelled at the end with an R instead of an N.
05:11:03
Speaker
yeah i told jeff exactly when i That's exactly what I learned. I'm sitting there today. I'm going back through everything I can to fucking correct that. I fucking fixed the thumbnail. I can't re-upload it on one of the goddamn networks. I'm fucking pissed off about it.
05:11:21
Speaker
I don't like getting shit out of me. That's alright. Now, I had everything spelled right, but when I had Roland on the show, I was like, I'm going fuck up your name, so why don't you just tell us what your last name is? He's like, no, no, you go ahead and give it a try.
05:11:37
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And I was like, do it. And he was like, pretty close. Not bad. It was like, look, man, I knew I was going to fuck him up. But yeah I said, I deal with the same shit. I deal with the same shit.
05:11:50
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People fuck up my last name all the time. And like, anymore, I don't care. But
05:11:57
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But no, Roland was cool about it. He was like, nope, this is how you say it. And I'm like, yeah. And then there was that cat from Holy Oath. And I still can't remember. it was His name was like Johan or something like that.
05:12:10
Speaker
Johan. No, it wasn't Johan because that's what I said. and he's like, no, it's actually pronounced this way. You know what, Arliss? You know what, Arliss? I already started taking notes down. I have some ideas already. Don't don't you worry. Don't you worry.
05:12:24
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you funny the
05:12:30
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like like Like earlier when that conversation came up, I was already sitting here jotting down notes. i'm like I made a shirt logo. but No, no, I'm thinking like the moon the moonshine jug on the back with the SOD logo. but I'm thinking like the the the the rattlesnake on the front of the shirt, on the t-shirt.
05:12:53
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I got some ideas. You'll forget by in the morning. yeah No, that's why wrote it down That's why I at your head then.
05:13:08
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I'll message, please, tomorrow. Actually, this is literally how some of my best creative work comes on. I'm sitting there talking to people and I got this idea in my head. I'm like, okay, I got this idea in the back of my head and we're all sitting here talking. was like, ooh, I like that idea.
05:13:25
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i can I can use that. yeah Just shit like that, man. Brainstorming. At least it ain't brain farts like Jeff. i think i think if i think I think more people should should appreciate Hume.
05:13:41
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okay Appreciate what? Hume. h u m me a philosopher H-U-M-E. Hume. um Imperialism.
05:13:51
Speaker
That was like some communist bullshit. It's definitely some communist bullshit. It's not, though.
05:14:00
Speaker
You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. Point that stuff. Sounds like some nonsense.
05:14:15
Speaker
Blaze, what are you doing? What are you into? Fucking Tommy. Oh, shit. Point that stuff. And no one likes you. And no one likes you.
05:14:28
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but shared ah I'll make a fucking my Little Pony. i will i all design i will design a little um I will design a My Little Pony t-shirt. beard yeah as long as
Philosophical Debates and Nostalgia
05:14:48
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it' think open you know it'll be it'll be a purple ah dark purple magic little pony with a beard I'm main.
05:14:58
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I'm thinking like like the logo, like maybe the Glicks House of Music logo on its ass. but i' make it like But I'll make it like... But ill I'll try to morph it with like a Sasquatch. Make it like a hairy sort of like...
05:15:14
Speaker
One of those Anheuser Bush fucking horses. Clydesdale. Thank you. Clydesdale, My Little Pony, fucking purple, black mane, fucking goat. I think that's fucked up. Hey, man, I told Jules I'd rock the hell out of a pink Jules in the house. I don't give a fuck. Real men wear pink. Well, then you don't count.
05:15:41
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i think yeah just colors I think colors don't even exist, Blaze. They're not even real. yeah Yeah, remember that, Blaze. yeah yeah You're not wrong. women colors aren maybe aren't genders Genders don't even exist.
05:15:55
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Conventionally saying, i mean, if you want to believe colors, believe in colors. Wear whatever color you want. they' I'm not wearing them coloreds. I don't want to be around them coloreds. which is but sand here bla ble I'm to make I'm kind i go to get up ah stone blaze based that put out a shirt so i don't believe in colored
05:16:28
Speaker
Oh, and my God. It is so wrong, but it's so funny at the same time. Then I'll go dot, dot, dot, put the asterisk, and then put colors below it. If you take it by the contextual meaning, it's not racist.
05:16:49
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i yeah Colors don't exist. Hi, my name is Blades. Colors don't exist. I don't believe in colors. Colors are imagination of our retinas.
05:17:03
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Say that.
05:17:07
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Careful! long down and Stop drinking the bomb water. yeah Speaking of canceled, Untrackables on here earlier? like ah I will have you know...
05:17:20
Speaker
Did you catch this? When Rock Lee was up here, it was so funny. Oh, no, didn't catch all of it when Rocky was up there. messaged him. I was like, I'll call you stand in, but I won't call you token. Yeah.
05:17:35
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Yeah.
05:17:39
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michael yeah yeah Nice. I messaged Rocky. I was like, I see how you are. Fucking come up when I'm not around. I see how it is.
05:17:52
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Arliss, I'll have you know that I was there hours after you guys guys left. So I don't know what your excuse was, but I walked out on my own TV. And you guys had already left.
05:18:05
Speaker
Oh, no, I did. Vicky and I were the last ones in there. Everybody else had left. Little boy had to go home and get their binkies and their ba-ba's and go to bed. But I understand. Arliss is another man. Arliss man. I was still standing on my own accord. I can't say the same for a certain couple, two other people.
05:18:30
Speaker
bridged you guy where did Where the you guys party? At a fucking airport? No. ah mom do You get a luggage cart, but besides the Southern Outlaws, the Southern Outlaws just carry luggage carts around. All right. That's how, that's how you know they're real.
05:18:47
Speaker
Hey, I'm going ask Arliss real quick. Hey, Arliss.
05:18:55
Speaker
you guys just need a permanent driver? Because I'm pretty... I got nothing else going on. please yeah You just need somebody just to drive you fuckers around. I got nothing else going on.
05:19:06
Speaker
Anyway, let's move on. I told him I'd go on tour with him and be a permanent MC. I ain't got nothing else going on right now. Not like I could find a fucking job. so Drive the tour bus around. As long as I got my dog with me and my weed, I'm good.
05:19:22
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um just drive
05:19:26
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you know we yeah No, we... don mean I'll do that for you, too. I'll be the most perfect. Conscious. Conscious right here. Tuesdays and Thursdays. I know where to get hookers at. I get them every Tuesday and Thursday. Hookers below. 12 o'clock? Call me.
05:19:42
Speaker
I'm there. No, Valentine's Day weekend. Nikki surprised me. We went up and they were at a little little venue way up in northeast Ohio. I don't even know where the fuck we were.
05:19:54
Speaker
We were almost to PA, I think. um And so the students as we walked in, Art was like, let's go do a shot. I was like, okay.
05:20:04
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So we had a good time though. It was a good show. We had a good time hanging out with everybody. had had fun. But like I said, everybody else had gone home and I was still there. I don't know about a luggage cart.
05:20:19
Speaker
there's there's There's lots of nights I don't remember either. well It's okay. Oh, no, I definitely didn't. i definitely There was a point in that night where I don't remember anything beyond it. But it was after everybody had left.
05:20:30
Speaker
it was It was after they had all packed up and left and Nicky and I were still there. And it was just like, what happened after this point, Nicky? It's just like, nothing. You're fresh, of course. Yeah.
05:20:43
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yeah Nothing. We just drank more. And I'm like, we? And she's like, yeah, you and me. I was like, oh, you were drinking with me?
05:20:51
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Oh, yeah. I don't drink liquor anymore. I always drink i had a lot of shots that night. A lot of shots that night. I don't drink anymore.
05:21:03
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But nothing strange it was a good time. Not empty there, bud? um but empty there one Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:21:13
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I was there at war. Sounds like an excuse. Sounds like an excuse, Arliss. You guys just ain't ready to party with the Squatch. You can't get down with the Squatch.
05:21:28
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No, but to answer your question, Wally, yes, I am pretty there. I was looking at the clock. I'm like, oh, my God, I got to be – I got to recording at 12, like in 12 hours. I ain't no lightweight like them boys over at another shop podcast. I ain't no lightweight.
05:21:51
Speaker
that's that's That's because that's you know what? They try to like make a thing of it within the hour or two they're online and it's like you're just going to wreck yourself.
05:22:02
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yeah i yeah I'll hold you to that brother. I'll hold you that brother. That was some good shot oh shine. There you go. um guy That's what I'm talking about. some ray I reckon I'm going to drink that shine.
05:22:17
Speaker
Yeah, you won't remember nothing then. Oh, dude, I grew up drinking shine, but it's been a hot minute since I've had good moonshine. Because I remember when I was with Charlotte, her uncle had got me some shine, and it just tasted of like fucking ass. And I'm like, this is fucking... remember that. I love that you started off. You gave me some, you asshole.
05:22:36
Speaker
ria I was like, this is just not good. And it came from the mountains of Tennessee, and I'm like, bro, like you were excited to give me this. and This is whack, man. I've had some better side made in a garage in downtown Columbus.
05:22:52
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I love that
05:22:56
Speaker
you adopted the moniker of Charlotte for her. speaking you you know what You know what? When is your wedding? Because where Where is it or when is it? When? when October Nicky's going to the save the dates out soon. That's why i was asking for all your guys' addresses.
05:23:20
Speaker
I didn't send it because I already sent it once. Well, I don't know where the fuck is that, man. Just send me the goddamn address again. Don't be difficult. It's more fun to be difficult.
05:23:32
Speaker
oh well You know what? fuck I'm just going to drive to Blaze's house and just beat it out of him. yeah it's funny I'm going to beat your dick right off. believe i mean I'm going to beat you up. You show up with a 12-pack and you won't have to fucking beat me up too much.
05:23:49
Speaker
yeah I'll be like, Blaze, sorry, this isn't our normal meeting spot, but I figured it was time I got to meet the parents. You pull up and you're like, I need write in there. All right, cool, let's do this.
05:24:02
Speaker
I'm standing in your driveway and I asked for your address. It sounds like a Jeff thing to do. Hey, what's your address, Blaze? i like that you what's your address what jeff you Dude, if I woke if if i got up and I walked out and Jeff was in my driveway one morning, don' know I don't know what I would do, but I would not be and would not be in a happy place.
05:24:27
Speaker
something Something fucked up in the world that Jeff has to be on my fucking drive in.
05:24:35
Speaker
leave house you drive The world is fucked up somehow. and ah pell has officially Hell has officially frozen over and Jeff left his house and showed in Blaise's driveway of all fucking places. yeah yeah and and And the worst thing it is, it means I'm out of cannabis and I'm never going to get any more anyway.
05:24:56
Speaker
Yeah, right. There goes the week count. Bye-bye. Then it becomes a murder of suicide.
05:25:06
Speaker
Jeff shows up in my driveway, there's no cannabis in the world ah right there's only one of us next time i on the show with none worsts blaze ah jeff will be like i don't know he showed up to us no yeah jeff showed up my house there's no more cannabis in the world.
05:25:24
Speaker
Jeff is not going to be around to answer any questions. I could finally come on the show and tell a real story ah about former hosts and co-hosts dying and not have to make up an elaborate story about dolphins and manis and chupacabras. could be like...
05:25:41
Speaker
i could be like Jeff showed up at Blaze's. Blaze murdered Jeff and then in the same fit of rage he unalived himself. so that's it That's the honest to God truth. Have you ever heard of the story about the chupacabra and the cannabis plant? Just strap on it. Let me let me fucking fill you in.
05:26:00
Speaker
And the great thing about it was is everybody would know that it's true because it's not some elaborate tale that I have spun. It's just straight to the point. Blaze killed Jeff on the live himself.
05:26:12
Speaker
but still like Holy shit, Glicks tell the truth for a change. He's not making shit up. yeah Jeff showed up to tell Blaze it was no more weed and Blaze couldn't take it. yeah However, jeff shows up at my house, I do...
05:26:29
Speaker
The first thing I do is what I've been threatened to do to him for the last four years, and that's throw an empty beer can at his head. What's up, Jeff? Whack! Because there are no full beer cans at your house anymore. You've drank them. What is that?
05:26:43
Speaker
Some kind of blasphemy? you What blasphemy do you speak of? Full beer. Whatever. What are you, Paul Pogan? Yeah.
05:26:53
Speaker
Why would I waste beer why would i waste a perfectly good beer and throw it at you? It'll make no sense. Anybody, for that matter. like Hold on a second. I'm just going to an empty beer can. I'm going to waste it.
05:27:05
Speaker
I'll fill it with water. see Yeah. I'm to hold Arliss to bring in the... There you go. He's going to bring it to the wedding. Oh, Lord have mercy. yeah It's in the chat.
05:27:17
Speaker
Oh, you go right to the wedding. It's going to on like Donkey Kong at the wedding. I told Nicky, I said, you know, the sad thing about it is I'm probably going to have more podcast-related people at the wedding than I have family and friends.
05:27:32
Speaker
Dude, we should have microphones and cameras. We can do a live podcast at the wedding. Let's do it. At the reception. and the reception that won't give me i do That won't get me murdered.
05:27:44
Speaker
I'm doing it. do yeah yeah That won't get me murdered. i think but Hey, you guys are more than do it. was Chris's idea. it was Glick's idea. He told us to do it.
05:27:58
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and new man No, ma'am. No, ma'am. I had nothing to do with this. You what Dickie will say? It's your network. You're the boss.
05:28:09
Speaker
You let them do it. It's your fault. you work It's my show. No matter what happens, you get in trouble. Nice. My words have come back to haunt me. God damn it. The bad part is, the sad part is, is my wife would take Nikki's side on the thing. We'd both be in trouble.
05:28:29
Speaker
yeah That's the show. i The entire Southern Outlaws band would be there and take Nikki's side, too. And Mama Sandy would be like, yep. She'd be married and widowed all on the same day. I'm just saying. sound Y'all make being single sound better.
05:28:45
Speaker
i mean No. Yeah. i wouldn't change No. trade mine for anything.
05:28:58
Speaker
You know what? think want to, and I... i Yeah. You're only saying that because she's watching. Don't fucking lie, Wally. Where is your wife, Wally? Where is your wife, Wally?
05:29:12
Speaker
Is she still with her sister? How's she doing? She's doing better. She's got her first doctor's appointment Monday. ah They've got to check the wound and everything else Monday. so yeah got That's awesome. Be honest with you, October will be 13 years.
05:29:31
Speaker
be honest with you october will be thirteen years so Wow, nice, man. That's awesome. ah We came back tonight, and he's like, what are you doing? I said, well, first I'm going to take a shit.
05:29:42
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I had to shit all day. Then I said, I might go have a ah couple drinks in the garage, and the guys are still alive, so I'll probably jump on there for a little bit. She's like, I'm going to fucking bed.
05:29:52
Speaker
I'm like, I bet you are, drunk. You make drunker pants. but yeah like They started drinking. I'm going to take my ass to bed. I got to get up early. See you, Brian. You got to check the old meat meat locker. like where we like these we she We're it life we a half hour thirty more minutes werere done wally would you say your anniversary is but on october you know guys i good back remember
05:30:24
Speaker
and brian brian who i not a wookie racist
05:30:32
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Wookiees are racist.
05:30:35
Speaker
I said. Wookiees aren't even real. I know, right? i'm looking I'm not a... Fuck you, Jeff. Oh my God. Oh my God. Speaking speaking of fucking garden gnomes.
05:30:48
Speaker
Blaze. i don't know Blaze, I know you and I have talked about this movie, the remake of Toxic Avenged. Yes. yeah never get Peter Dinkridge. Yes. Yes.
05:31:01
Speaker
What the fuck? I don't know, man. Dude, I've been seeing pictures of it all day. I've been seeing pictures of it all day. um I don't like it. I'm mad at it. I'm pissed off at it because Toxie was a big dude. like And now he's just little fucking two foot tall oompa loompa looking little bitch.
05:31:19
Speaker
Looks like a baby. I don't want to be mad at it yet because I'm mad at it. I don't want to be mad at it yet. Not yet. He's awesome. I mean... Hashtag boycott the little people. It might be better. i'm just Yeah, but it's going to be a midget toxic adventure.
05:31:38
Speaker
I don't care. a Hashtag boycott the little people. Don't care. don't care don't care all they i i would i would think he would i think it'd be even better if they make it made part of Wicked.
Superhero Movies and Casting Speculations
05:31:49
Speaker
yeah i but We're going to keep Jeff on the show. We're just going to have him put across his camera. Boycott. is' Boycotted or canceled or something because he's a little person. He's still there. Canceled. We are boycotting little people now.
05:32:04
Speaker
um Why is Jeff boycotted? Because he's a little person. Hashtag down with the little people. I'm just the tallest one you're the king of the little people. Which english doesn't say much.
05:32:19
Speaker
that's They say in the land of the blind the white man is king. Well in the land of the people Jeff is king. yes that Haha motherfuckers. I am taller than all of you. I'm Nobody is is bigger than I.
05:32:37
Speaker
i rule my my kingdom with a iron fist. like Vic. iron fter trail Here, she answered you.
05:32:52
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Oh, shit. Hey, Rach. Nice. Well, it's good you're feeling a little bit better.
05:33:00
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ah No, I've seen that today, man. and It was all over Facebook because i I follow a lot of different movie Facebook groups, so everybody's posting it, and I'm like...
05:33:11
Speaker
Are you fucking serious right now? what did you see Did you see the ones on Facebook too when they're talking about movie characters that they're wanting Michael John White to play Blade? ah I would not be that. i I thought he was already... Wesley Snipes was. oh no michael Michael John White was yeah yeah in sp i wouldn't I would not be mad if if if Michael John White replaced Wesley.
05:33:45
Speaker
Wesley Snipes looked great in Deadpool 3. I think he could definitely come back as Blade. But, dude, Michael John White would be a dope-ass Blade.
05:33:57
Speaker
I'd like to see Michael John White reprise the role as Spawn if they ever remake the movie. I would like to see Michael Jordan's son, Michael B. Jordan, play Spawn. I'm not mad at that. How do you like that, Reach Around, Jeff?
05:34:14
Speaker
now not I'm not mad at that. We were watching something the other day. hope Yesterday, Austin austin work doesn't work on Fridays. She has a day off on Fridays.
05:34:25
Speaker
And her and I were watching something. and and And he came up on TV, and she was like, Michael B. Jordan. I said, you know that's Michael Jordan's son? She's like, no, it's not. You're stupid. I was like, well, that's what Jeff said. And she's like, oh, my God. Jeff's an idiot.
05:34:43
Speaker
She was like, you didn't really think I was Michael Jordan's son, did you? And I like, no, I didn't. And I was like, how do you even know who Michael i was like how do you even know who michael Jordan is?
05:34:55
Speaker
She was like, I hear the so arguments, ah you know, Michael Jordan, LeBron James, who's better? And she was like, but I know that's not as bad. was like, well, and's like that's not it. That's like us asking, who's Chuck Norris? Well, duh.
05:35:13
Speaker
Yeah, happy birthday to the man. He just celebrated his 85th birthday. kicking off i just asked hey That little name just like popped off my head. was like eighty he also came yeah also She also came down Friday as I'm watching Roadhouse.
05:35:29
Speaker
and is the root is The original. The original. There's only one real roadhouse. It was this scene where they were fighting in the bar and Sam Elliott was fighting.
05:35:41
Speaker
yeah like He was involved in the fight. She came down and she was like, what do you want? and Then it switched to Swayze. She was like, Patrick Swayze. I was like, little girl, get the hell out of here.
05:35:52
Speaker
You don't know nothing about Patrick Swayze. She's like... can. She can learn about Patrick Swayze. Oh, no, no, no. shit no don't Trust me. the the girls The girls know... Well, they were obsessed with the Outsiders. Like, um Buggy, she is in love with ah Thomas C. Howe.
05:36:13
Speaker
She thinks that man is... totallyll different now She thinks that man is... The end-all be-all. He is gorgeous. and he was he played a he He played a serial killer in Criminal Minds.
05:36:26
Speaker
ah completely destroyed her whole world. but she's but She also thinks Matt Dillon is good-looking. So does Austin. They think Patrick Swayze.
05:36:38
Speaker
not Not the Karate Kid. Who was the other guy that was in The Outsiders? A lot. he was Dude was in like a bunch of the 80s movies.
05:36:50
Speaker
And he's still active today. What the hell is his name?
05:36:54
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ah But yeah they yeah, the girls are absolutely in love with Patrick Slazes. And they're doing Rob Lowe? Rob Lowe. That's who was thinking of.
05:37:07
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Yeah.
05:37:10
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Yeah, they're doing ah Crazy for Swayze on um tomorrow or Monday. And Austin's like, I know what I'm doing all day. AMC or whatever. one of One of them is playing all Patrick Swayze movies on St. Paddy's Day. She's like, I know what I'm doing.
05:37:28
Speaker
I'm like, have you seen Point Break yet? and she's like, no. And I was like, oh, oh my God. oh that Yeah. Yeah. I was like, and if they and I hope they play because I hope it's Monday because I know what I'm doing.
05:37:39
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I'm watching Patrick Slazey all day on Monday. ah ah But ah I hope they play next to Ken because that was great. That's one of my favorites of his. Besides Roadhouse, that was one of my favorites.
05:37:53
Speaker
Roadhouse. I've seen next to Ken so many goddamn times. but ah But yeah, yeah man, it's it's it's weird. It's weird have a having daughters, and they're like, you're watching something, and there's like yeah like some old actor from back in the day, and they're like, what's up? I'm like, the fuck out of here.
05:38:12
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What do you mean, what's up? ah Trust me. I'm going through that right now. It's like... the hell do you know about Jean-Claude Van Damme doing the splits and doing his funky little dance in the in the bar? yes in blood to go but Or Sylvester Stallone. Well, Dad, I watched it with you.
05:38:30
Speaker
Yeah, but still. You're not supposed to know this shit. the girls The girls know Stallone from his daughter because his daughters are like all over TikTok, and they got they've got a television show, a reality show with the Stallones or something like that. that's right. It's like, yeah. it's I didn't know can't remember what it's called. I've seen clips of it.
05:38:51
Speaker
Austin asked me one day. She was like, did you know that's Rocky? And I'm like, what? What? like One of the are the greatest boxing franchise movies of all time. I introduced you to Rocky, Austin. I guess I know that's fucking Rocky. You're going to ask me next, did did I know he was Rambo?
05:39:14
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but No. Never heard of John Rambo. i have no idea who John Rambo is.
05:39:24
Speaker
Yeah, no, it's it's kind of crazy. Yeah, that's kind crazy, the craest stuff that the kids that the girls are... Even Cash finds on his own because he was he did that with Spawn. He was like, have you ever seen that movie Spawn, Dad?
05:39:37
Speaker
Yeah. I watched it in bomb. I watched it in a bomb, so that's a cool movie. Well, the thing with Spawn is you've got to watch, too, because it's like the actual action movie, or did you see the two animated versions of Spawn? Oh, no, he watched it. I know what you meant, though, but I'm just saying somebody, he'd say that be like, which movie are you talking, animated or are you talking the actual movie, movie? But I know what you meant, but yeah, because they made like four or five series on the animated version on HBO of that.
05:40:15
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, dude, h v HBO, I mean, if you're a comic book nerd, you've got to get Max. You've got to get Max because they've got all the DC... Like, they've got all the DC... think Blaze and I have talked about a couple of the Batman movies from Max a couple times.
05:40:35
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Well, we also talked about killing a joke, I mean, from being on there and stuff, too. Speaking of DC, did you guys see the... The commercial for, I think it's an insurance company, they they nailed Joker. They knocked it out the park. Yeah, a State Farm is doing this weird Batman thing.
05:40:54
Speaker
Yeah. They're on Batman kick. haven't seen the camera. I want to say something about this. Because I've been seeing this, and I'm so fucking pissed off, and I was going to say something about it last night on the fucking show, but I decided not to. You know what I said? have a I have a rant i was going to but I'm going go and fucking skip it.
05:41:14
Speaker
This is what it was about. Because I want to see Batman 2 with Robert Pattinson. And i fucking so fucking pissed that now the fucking State Farm fucking insurance company is fucking doing this shit with the fucking same actors with different actors playing like Catwoman and this fucking actor and that actor. And we're like, what is going on with this movie?
05:41:36
Speaker
This movie now has got me disappointed. I don't want to see it anymore. Fuck you, Robert Patterson. Fuck you, fucking Batman 2. Fuck you, I don't give a shit anymore. I'm wounded by fucking Brian State Farmer and this bullshit. I don't care anymore.
05:41:51
Speaker
and done. have you henry seeway Have you seen what State Farm is doing with this Batman? I did. i did it's it's but it's just it The only reason why it's there is to keep us interested.
05:42:02
Speaker
it's a yeah oh no I'm so sorry. We haven't released the movie yet, but can you please still be interested in Please. know they're doing it there they're they're doing They're doing like with Allstate. Was it Allstate that has um the dude that that causes all the mayhem?
05:42:23
Speaker
stay Stay safe from mayhem with Allstate. Well, State Farm is doing this whole Batman gimmick, and they release the full like the full thing. is released and it's When they put the bat signal out,
05:42:37
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Bateman shows up, Jason Bateman, dressed in like an off, like a T-Moo Batman type thing. And then Jake from State Farm is like, when you choose your insurance, don't get Bateman.
05:42:49
Speaker
Get Batman. And Bateman's like, i don't know what the hell I'm going to do here. Sorry about this. And I know, Jeff, jeff I know you have a disdain for Jason Bateman. I think Jason Bateman is a good actor, good writer, good director.
05:43:06
Speaker
But if he's seen this bullshit, I'm kind of disappointed now. Yeah, I love Jason Bateman. And I was like, but I'm watching these State Farm commercials and I'm like, what is going on here? like What are they doing?
05:43:19
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like This is kind of cool. and then they And then I was scrolling YouTube and they have like the whole thing released. and it all And it comes down to this spin with Bateman and it shows Catwoman and Bateman shows up and she's like, who are you? And he's like, I'm Jason Bateman.
05:43:36
Speaker
And she's like, whatever, kicks him in the dick and does what he does. And then it shows like Poison Ivy or something that has like people captured. And he shows up he's like, I have no idea what I'm doing here.
05:43:49
Speaker
And then Batman shows up and he's like, why get Pateman when you can have Batman? And it's just like, not what the fuck is going on here? State Farm Insurance. Oh, yeah.
05:44:02
Speaker
I've been seeing those commercials and I've been so... Yeah, i thought the first bat i thought I thought the first Batman movie with the sparkly vampire bitch was actually pretty good. I enjoyed it.
05:44:13
Speaker
It was actually decent. The sequel is is actually probably going to be good, too. It's just it's not going to start filming until next year now. Yeah, and I liked it. Oh, it got pushed out again.
05:44:28
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Again. Again, this is my commercial ad preview because it's just there to keep us ah riveting.
05:44:38
Speaker
Well, i also i also think I also think DC, like the entire livelihood of the DCU is in James Gunn's hands right now with the new Superman movie.
05:44:51
Speaker
So they're also trying to keep the DC universe relevant as well. So they might be using State Farm to keep everybody like, hey, the DC's got stuff coming out. I know that the Robert Pattinson Batman is not a part of the DCU, but they're like, they're like James Gunn, almighty savior James Gunn, we know what you did to the MCU. Please, please help us.
05:45:14
Speaker
James Gunn fucked up already. My thing is, out of DC Universe, Snyder's been the best one to do a fucking DC movie. Alright, so the MCU, like, I'm not gonna lie, like, I have heartburns with the MCU, but they started off strong because they presented character that had never been done before.
05:45:35
Speaker
Iron Man. Yep. It marked it off. But James Gunn is starting the fucking DCU off with fucking Superman. I...
05:45:46
Speaker
Well, yeah, but but you but you're getting to see... No. James Gunn has um fake the perfect opportunity to start off the perfect fucking movie to the start off DCU, and it would be fucking perfect.
05:46:03
Speaker
Start with a villain movie. Start off with Jason Momoa, Lobo. Yeah, the problem is that he comes down to the studio and letting him do it. I don't care. Start off with a villain movie. Do something different. Start with like starve with the villain movie where Lobo, the bad guy, wins.
05:46:24
Speaker
You want to fucking bring people into seats? Something new? Something fresh? Do something like that. Oh, wait a minute. you mean You mean Marvel Universe turning Iron Man into Doctor Doom? Yeah, pretty much.
05:46:34
Speaker
This is after the fact, though. after the fact supposedly Supposedly, Marvel Universe is supposed to be flipping the entire script and bringing the Avengers back, the entire Avengers cast back, but they're going to be like like evil. like i think the con of Yeah, Yeah, Captain America is going to be like Captain Hydra or some shit like that. yeah What the fuck?
05:47:02
Speaker
But they're bringing back the characters that said, we're done playing in the Because those those those comic books have been written. But my my point being with the DCU and James Gunn and starting something fresh and new, don't start off with Superman.
05:47:17
Speaker
Don't start off with Batman. Don't start off with any popular DCU fucking character. Start off with fucking Lobo.
05:47:28
Speaker
I think the cool thing about the new Superman movie is we're going to get to see a lot of characters in this movie that we've never seen before in DC movies. like in a bomb gonna Like Mr. Terrific.
05:47:41
Speaker
i don't like I don't like what they did. To the Green Lantern, I understand they're keeping it to comic book standards, but it's the cat from The Rookie, and he's got this stupid blonde boat cut.
05:47:55
Speaker
Really? Yeah. I'd rather have the Ryan Reynolds version of the Green Lantern than I would that. You know what? I'm going to die on this still alone, and I know that I'm going catch a bunch of grief from you guys, and that's perfectly fine.
05:48:10
Speaker
I happen to enjoy the Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern movie. I thought it was pretty good outside of the CGI suit. thought everything else was pretty good. eye places is like I'm so mad I can turn my camera off. No, actually, no. That's why I brought it up. That's why I would rather have the Ryan Reynolds version.
05:48:27
Speaker
I'm actually not that far from your opinion on Green Lantern. I thought it was a good movie. I thought it was a good origin story. ah thought I thought it was... thought it was really good. i just you the the The biggest thing that I didn't like about it was was the the CGI on the costume. I thought it was just ah ah a little cheesy. It was a little corny. Yeah, I agree. The timing the timing was a little off.
05:48:54
Speaker
But, I mean, Ryan Reynolds single-handedly has been guilty of two monstrous bad decisions in the DC world and the Marvel world.
05:49:05
Speaker
your And now none of um none of them are literally not his fault. Well, no, they're not his fault. You know, they did the Green Lantern movie, which I loved. I thought it was a great movie. um But then fucking the Wolverine, that Wolverine movie where they where they had him with his mouth sewn shut.
05:49:24
Speaker
Oh, where he was Weapon X. Yeah. He was Weapon X in that, yeah. yeah Wolverine Origins or something or whatever. That yeah that was a good movie and that was cool to see a bunch of random characters that you haven't got to see.
05:49:36
Speaker
you know We got to see the first appearance Gambit. But they fucked up the whole introduction to Deadpool with that. like yeah you go off like fucked It It fucked up a good character.
05:49:51
Speaker
But Ryan Reynolds fixed it. You couldn't do Deadpool if you didn't do the Wolverine Origins thing. But that's not what the Deadpool character was, though. That's the thing.
05:50:04
Speaker
Weapon X was actually not even, and this is coming from a comic book X-Men guru, with the Weapon X, true Weapon X was actually the Logan character in the comics. yeah Yeah, Weapon X was Logan.
05:50:19
Speaker
Well, no, it was in in that Wolverine movie, they called him Weapon 11 because... Yeah, he was Weapon 11. Right, so Jeff doesn't know what he's talking about, so go ahead. Jeff's 100% right.
05:50:35
Speaker
like They called him Weapon 11. Jeff's 100% right. ah Bye, Jeff. I didn't do anything. I was coming around. Did you really pissed off in me? I think so. Did you really?
05:50:48
Speaker
Yeah, no but Jeff was 100% right because I actually... we ah tagging the The reason I brought it up was because it was... they i was The other day they were doing all the X-Men movies on ah ah one of the channels and I was watching them and they they and i I always thought that it was what that they called him Weapon X and then I was like, oh shit, they do call him Weapon 11. And it's on his tags too that you actually see in the movie Logan.
05:51:17
Speaker
Yeah, no, Jeff was 100% right. ah That was reconned, like, back in the fucking, like, 2010s? Early 2000s? I don't like that. um Jeff, you're a bitch. I was fucking with you. Jesus Christ.
05:51:36
Speaker
Jesus. You're going to rage quit like Steve did.
05:51:43
Speaker
Dr. Jeremishi! Don't pull a Jeremishi on us! Come back, little buddy! if Jeff, all you had was nine more minutes, man. Come back from the ledge!
05:51:58
Speaker
Don't step in front of the bus! and but yeah room But yeah, I mean... I've been busting his chops pretty hard lately, so I should probably back off. Well...
05:52:11
Speaker
I don't know. I'll talk him off the ledge. was going to say, I don't know anything about muting or dropping anybody. You said you muted them and dropped them three times. I don't know anything about that.
05:52:26
Speaker
Who, me?
05:52:28
Speaker
No. Maybe throughout the night I've fucked with them, but not. Yeah, I have like twice fucking with them. okay I got dropped as soon as I fucking came in here. God damn it.
05:52:39
Speaker
You're damn right. He's in. But ah he's he's never done. I don't. and burn I run this shit. You can't drop me. King Kong ain't got shit on me. Jeff, stop being a crybaby.
05:52:57
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Motherfucker's got a pigeon bang.
05:53:02
Speaker
We'll just meet your damn mic. I don't care. ah how fuck But yeah, with that whole Wolverine's origin, though, I mean, it that one, when they did that movie, they kind of jumped around too much.
05:53:17
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The movie Logan actually, the movie Logan, in my opinion, pulled the whole, they finally hit the Wolverine story on the head. Yeah.
05:53:28
Speaker
Because you got to watch the extended version. It actually shows in the extended version in the deleted scenes of the weapon 11 leading up to where always. And then he went rogue as, you know, where he met the X-Men and everything else.
05:53:44
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There's actually deleted scenes showing that in the original Logan movie, which I didn't know until I found it. Yeah. Yeah. no um logan I actually really liked the Logan movie.
05:53:59
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I thought it was really good. I liked that they you know had him age. They brought in and Xavier. and and you really Because even throughout the X-Men movies, you kind of got to see a little bit of the relationship that Charles and Logan had.
05:54:17
Speaker
But you really got to see... Yeah. but and And Logan, you really got to see... like their relationship and how close those two actually were.
05:54:29
Speaker
Charles and and and Logan. And I, and I loved it. That's the thing with the whole thing. nah, but, uh,
05:54:40
Speaker
I don't even know how the hell we got on this tailspin of fucking but Marvel. You did. i know. It was me. I did it. No. No, you know, like I said, the 11-11 thing, the Deadpool thing, Ryan Reynolds brought it back, and in the last three movies have been phenomenal.
05:54:55
Speaker
I love that in Deadpool 3, they took shots at that Wolverine Origins movie. yeah You know, like, like i mean, you expected him to. I love the fact that multiple times Ryan Reynolds told but Hugh Jackman he was locked in for the next 97 years to play Wolverine when Hugh Jackman said he was done playing Wolverine.
05:55:18
Speaker
And he was like, yeah, Disney's got you for the next 97 years. yeah Come to find out, it actually might be a true... Yeah, Hugh Jackman's supposed to playing Wolverine a couple different movies. And it actually involves the Avengers movies where they're going to finally entitle some of the X-Men in it and Wolverine's one of them.
05:55:44
Speaker
um i'm I'm a little disappointed in that whole thing, that whole idea. They should have let a dead horse die. They should have just left it alone after that. It's 2035. You can't bring in another fucking new Wolverine to the fucking silver screen now. but who Okay, let me ask you guys something. Who who would you want to see play Wolverine?
05:56:06
Speaker
Tom Hardy. Yeah, but he is such a great Venom. I know, but still. That's not a horrible idea, a but honestly, I don't know, but I'd like to see something else besides... Do you want to see a younger...
05:56:21
Speaker
Well, dude, I'll tell you what. when I want to see something different. I want to see someone different. i'll tell I'll tell you what. i'll tell you what. I would love to see. I don't that i i don't know off the top of my head, but I want to see somebody different.
05:56:34
Speaker
and and i know And I know he was Superman, but I would love to see Calvary. I'd love to see Henry Cavall play Wolverine. I'd be good with that. It's something different. I'd be all right with that.
05:56:45
Speaker
I'm not going to lie. Well, I mean, look ah since we're on the MCU, look at the first original Fantastic Four. Human Torch ended up being, Chris Evans ended up being fucking Captain America.
05:56:57
Speaker
Yeah. Which is crazy. You look back at that. But it's not the same franchise. It's not the same franchise. It's the same Marvel Cinematic Universe after they tied it in that way, but originally it's right it's really not. I'm trying to...
05:57:19
Speaker
Like this this whole thing where Marvel is tying in old stuff from Fox and all that. Like, oh, we're going to bring it into the MCU. We're just going to make it all in. Right. Yeah. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. It's like.
05:57:32
Speaker
i Start fresh. Something new. Fresh. Something fresh. This is why I'm so, like, against Hugh Jackman being Wolverine anymore. Well, like I said, they're beating a dead horse with that character.
05:57:45
Speaker
i mean, I didn't expect him, honestly, to be in Deadpool 3 as much as Ryan Reynolds wanted it. But after they did the Logan movie... the guy the guy who played um off my my head The guy who played in the movie, what the fuck was that goddamn movie? it was Nicholas Cage was in it.
05:58:06
Speaker
ah a Bad Girls and whatever fuck her name was. Hit Girl. Shit. The fuck was movie? oh you're talking you're are you talking you're talking about Kick-Ass?
05:58:18
Speaker
Are you talking about the kid that played Kick-Ass? Kick-Ass. The guy who played Kick-Ass. Oh, that'd be perfect. Him. Yes. Let him play Wolverine. Oh, my God. That'd be awesome.
05:58:29
Speaker
But here's the thing. He was... here's the thing he he was he was ah He was Max the Pop. english he fucking killed oh my god He was He was the speedster.
05:58:47
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He was Scarlet Witch's brother and the Avengers movie. love you, but is 558.
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