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Nonsense and Chill - Special Guest Michael Copenhaver
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#podcast #movies #films #nonsensicalnetwork #nonsenseandchill #follow #michaelcopenhaverTonight Blaze and Jeff have a special guest!!! Stand-up comedian, Michael Copenhaver. So, please join us while reviewing a couple short sketches that Michael has been a part of, Naughty Santa and What Goes In Your Butt (W.G.I.Y.B.) and an interview with the man himself!
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Introduction and Show Theme
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and
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Blazing J, female foul antics, real talk tactics, critics smoke audience clapping, flicks get dissected, two mics, one love popcorn gets popped, check the script, main flick gets chopped, flicks from the bloodbusters to the indie cremes, pause for the laugh tracks, not a nano asleep, rant so vivid you can taste the scream, blunts get twisted, reaction so mean, Blazing J, here to save the day, laughs and reviews drop off without delay, grab a seat, chew and in, don't stray, mommy,
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Hot takes, cold drinks, movie memes explode.
Special Guests and Interactive Segments
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Fan chat, thumbs up, dusty VHS backload. Special guests drop wisdom, studio magic. Rating battles, they're faded out, always frenetic. Mic check, one, two, review style, colossal.
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We break it down, piece it back, no hassle. Audience polls, live tweets, streaming. Cinematic dreams and rhythm always scheming. Rating slapping, the beat of the heart, five stars, two, three.
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Dude, hit the button.
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where What was that? What was that in the background?
Humorous Opinions on Daylight Savings
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Oh, my I i am handed my phone back to the kid. ah I used it to sit around the show. And he's like, bye. And I was like, all right. You didn't have sit up.
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I know where you are. Holy shit. It's Friday, Jeff. And i just want to just real quick, I just want to say, fuck Daylight Savings. I agree. right now I'm with you, buddy.
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You and I don't agree on a lot, but I agree with you. We don't. We don't agree on a lot. Matter of fact, I am going to delete the monologue. I had a monologue for tonight, but I think I'm going scrap it for now.
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um I'll just do a movie review later on it. It was just a movie I watched last night, which was actually surprisingly very good.
Preview of a Surprise Movie Review
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Was it The Gorge again?
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because No, it wasn't The Gorge. It was it was a drama. It was a mock. I don't even know how to freaking put it. It was based on true events. Loosely based. Anyway, before before we keep our guests too long in the green room, this is Friday night.
Introduction to Comedian Michael Copenhaver
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And this is Nonsense and Chill. And we got something a little bit different tonight. We're going to have a comedian up. Michael Copenhaver. Matter of fact, let's go ahead and bring him up. We are going to play a couple of his sketch comedies that he did with a couple troops, or with a troop, which we will get into. because i i haven't but You haven't let me watch them yet, so this will be my first time seeing it. haven't.
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I haven't. But first, let's welcome up Michael. Michael, how's it going? Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. You have my name spelled right here. That's great. But on your on your ah promo behind us,
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Yeah, that's not correct. It's wrong. Yes. I want everybody to know out there that in my... in my ah my Drunken stupor.
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No, not even drunken stupor. I'm blaming it on daylight savings. All week I've been spilling copenhagen, and it's copenhagen. It doesn't help. My friends call me that all the time on their show just to fuck with me.
Comedic Spelling Mistake and Sketch Influences
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Maybe that's so in the back of my mind. that's that's What's funny is Glick and I were arguing about this fact because you spelled it Copenhaver with the end and Glick was like, no, it's it's with the R. And I was like, no, I'm reading what Blaze sent me.
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but so And usually i usually usually i edit my shit and I'm usually right. and Right! i was Which is why I was like, no, I gotta go with what Blaze says. You click, you're wrong.
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And now i feel like it's wrong. This is going to be a top-notch episode. Episodes with mistakes, much like ah currency with mistakes, well worth it. Hashtag worth it. Yes.
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Oh, man. Michael, do you prefer Mike or Michael or... Whatever. i've got what whatever um like Well, it's your name. I like to i like to respect people's ideas.
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It all works. All right. Cool. Well, Mike, i went welcome to Nodzist and Chill. um You and have talking for a little bit now. i met you over on another shot podcast.
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That's right. There you go, Bill. There's a little cheap plug for you. ah Michael, Mike is a standup comedian, um which we'll go more into that later on during the interview section. session um I do have, we will have a couple ah sketch comedies. I guess they're sketch comedies.
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Don't you send me the links? One is naughty Santa. And the other one is, um, ah oh boy What goes in my butt? Is it in your butt?
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It goes with your but in your butt. It's in your butt. I caught that. If I catch you with snakes, you know it's bad. They're interesting.
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yeah oh man is they're
Naughty Santa Sketch: Concept and Execution
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interesting oh yeah let's um Go ahead, Jeff. I was just going to say, ah Mike, if you want to go ahead and set us up, ah kind of tell us, give us a little rundown. because Here's the thing.
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Blaze does not let me watch anything prior to the show. so we done a like scroll first realtime react good It's kind of upsetting for me because I love comedy. I love movies.
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and He's like, no, you can't watch it. until I'm like, okay. Okay. okay because let mean I don't know. I was working with some friends of mine in the Eargasm.
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It's called Eargasm Comedy. E-A-R-G-A-S-M. Eargasm Comedy. They're a.com as well as a YouTube spot. I'll drop those links here later for you. and Unscripted, really. We just kind of goofed off and I went, as you can probably tell in a couple of spots, it was all ad-libbed.
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I had no idea what I was going to do. I just started doing it. And there's your lead up. I play Santa Claus talking about the other side of being Santa. We're kind of just completely discarding the Krampus theory.
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ah go okay The two sides of Santa's coin.
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Santa is downtime. I like it. um You guys ready to watch it? how I am. I think it's only like, what, seven minutes? and And by the way, I don't always tell Jeff not to watch things. Just sometimes I do want a more natural, honest reaction.
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Yeah, which is fine because that gives me less to do. My job is to show up. I did that. Now I just have to react.
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Next week, we're you're going to have to put in some work. All right, so this one is Nazi Santa. um Oh, I know what I wanted to say. Real quick, everybody, I know I had previously announced that we were going to watch something by the name of Mike and Spike versus a Paranormal Period, but unfortunately that had to get taken off the chopping block.
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is It is what it is. We're going press on with some other other things that he did with, like he had mentioned, Eargasm, a different troupe, which the comedy troupe thing is something I really want to talk to you about later. I do With that being said, biting my tongue.
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both Both short sketches that we're showing tonight, links, both links are in the description. ah You can also find Michael YouTube link also in the description.
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So yeah right they're right there already for me. You want some of the good stuff. I have that all on private. Nice. Definitely going have to share some. You heard it here first. Mike has an OnlyFans. I'm just calling it now.
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All dicks, no chicks. Nice. No chicks. I'm in. All right. It's rolling. Not Santa.
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put What is going on? Your browser is having trouble sharing your video. This can happen. Oh, no. yeah If your file is invalid. Oh, my gosh. All right. Are you serious?
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really Yeah, that's what it just said. This is an awesome week. I love it. That's all right. That's all right. i can i can I can roll with this. That's why I got there.
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Rock and roll. while While you're doing that, do you want to ask Mike a couple of questions? just to kind of um I'll let you do it since I'm i'm well mike looking up. there whoa you know You mentioned that you did sketch comedy groups.
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Where do you guys get your influence for that? As far as I was aware, there was no influence for anybody. I mean, I know how where I influence comes from, but those guys, we worked together a handful of times. we did the live shows, um doing live stage stand-up. We did some, ah it was during COVID I linked up with these guys because they were doing the ah like a web series kind of show on Facebook. and i okay there But we just, ah they wanted to get together and do some filming.
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And I got involved, thankfully, and I had a great day, had some fun, met some people for the first time in real life. It was a good time. Excellent. But as far as their influences go, I mean, i mean mine are Monty Python for sketch.
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Oh, yeah. Classic SNL, of course. Well, there was a show a while back. You might want to go full screen on that. Called Thank God You're Here.
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No idea what that is. So Thank God You're Here was basically a sketch comedy show where where you were talking about improv. So you walk into a room and something's going on and they turn to you go, thank God you're here. And you have to go completely off the cuff of what's going That would be a lot of fun. I could do that. Before we play this, because I am sharing it straight from YouTube, you do have rights to this, right? Yeah, yeah. I have to double check for copyright stuff. Typically when I hear something, I'll have pre-recorded, share it in the way.
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I don't have to worry about it. It's not like I didn't credit them. You know what saying? Right. We're guys and guys like ah Ryan Weiss. You'll see Marco Torres, I think, in here. Alexa.
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Here is Zeri. ah Tyler Snodgrass might be in there. Rob Coleman Jr. Bunch of great guys.
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I'm right to him.
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Alright, so I'm to go ahead and press the play button. Yeah.
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Because I'm on the screen, I can't see. There it's going. and Oh, it's Christmas in March, guys. It's St. Paddy's Day, and we're doing fucking Christmas. ta You know what? I'm down for it. ah It's 82 degrees outside, I can go for it.
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Hi, boys and girls. Jolly old St. Nick here. to talk to you about good old Saint Nick and how sometimes, even though he's known for bringing toys to all the good girls and boys, once in a while a little too much eggnog gets an old Santa Claus. And then he makes visit to the naughty kids.
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And he gives them special punishments for Christmas. That's what Santa does sometimes. Is that in a walking assessment medical device in the back behind that tree?
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I just want double check. yeah yeah looks things like go It's like a workout machine. That's what the wheels and the round thing is. was like, what is that?
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Exercise machine. You can tell this has aged a little bit because I'm... What was that? I'm sorry. that You can tell it it's ah aged a little bit. I don't have quite as much gray in that.
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videos I do now. I was going to say, this was released four years ago. Oh, wow. It got pretty great pretty quick. Yes, you know what?
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yeah
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Naughty Punishment number one. Road Rage. Nice! You shouldn't have cut me off on the highway. Road Rage is one way to guarantee you get on Santa's Naughty List.
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he think And everybody else is. Ben is a the I think... Fuck you, Steve! I don't i don't know who Steve is, but you referenced Steve a couple times.
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Here's Spike McCauley. He's great. He's a lot of fun to work with, too. Okay. You think it's okay to leave your dog chained out all winter long? Nice! You are in a timeout! Please, no, Santa. I'll do anything. No!
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he's no said i do oh Fuck you, Steve! a real chairrk Apparently.
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Ho, ho, ho. Hi again, kids. Me, Santa.
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Taking care of a little naughty kid's business right now. ah who who Yes. Santa's been filling all sorts of stockings this year for the little kids who think it's okay to be pieces of shit all year long.
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guy that needs you know I'm sorry, but i think i feel I feel as though Steve's name should have been on that stocking. Toilet humor. I remember one very naughty Christmas.
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I was invited by my wife, Mrs. Claus. Well, my ex-wife, Mrs. Claus. To the Jerry Springer Show. I'll tell you how that worked out.
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Welcome back to another episode of Jerry Springer. Today we have a special guest, Santa and Mrs. Claus. That's the other way to age yourself. Hi, my God, Santa. You got yourself a keeper right there now.
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I do. Yes, I do. Now, have you seen the show before, Santa? i haven't watched you in a while, Jerry. You know why you're here, right? It's actually been quite a surprise to me. I didn't expect to be here today. you I'm supposed to be in the North Pole making good little toys for the good girls and boys.
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Well, your wife has something to tell you. i do. Santa, I have something to tell you.
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I'm a man. No! Oh, no! on, spicy TV. I'm a man. a giant candy cane, Santa. And you've licked it before. I know you have. You're in denial. I'm a man. Oh, no, no, no. can't believe anything this trollop says.
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Santa, how did not cheating on her, too, Santa. That's not a word you hear a lot. I'm sick with you, candy cane. I'm sick with you, candy cane.
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Back to Jerry. leaving you for this elf. Oh no! This is gonna be the worst Christmas ever!
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Get your hands off me you filthy elven whore! Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! What's the worst thing you've ever done, Santa? santo What's the worst thing Santa's ever done?
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i love this part. Shortly after Nam, I was in a weird place in my head. Shortly after Nam? Jesus, that's what your... Real bad. Pissed me right off is what it did. I showed up at his house.
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That gave a little bit of Santa's magic.
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And up in flames it went. I didn't know was going to go up so fast. I was just supposed to teach him a lesson. He was a bad kid. And I'm the kind of Santa in that place, in that time, right after Vietnam. I wasn't going to have that kind of shit anymore. not the stuff anymore.
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That's probably the worst thing Santa's ever done. Sometimes, deep in the night, I wake up with a cold sweat and I can still smell that burning, fatty, bacon-y, gristly, stomach-turning.
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what Oh, oh, oh. Fuck you.
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Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Give us a like, share, and a subscribe mean and get out of here. Yes. Fuck you. just Just that. I hope you liked that. That was a lot of fun to do. A lot of fun to make. You can tell it was ad-lib because I stumbled a couple times.
00:18:28
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Yeah, but you know you recovered quickly where it was almost not noticeable. I'm just so full of shit I'm used to telling lies constantly. Sounds like us.
00:18:40
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I liked it. It was funny. I did too. i I did not see it coming. It goes some weird places. That's what will happen when you get with me. You know what? You're the right network for you, buddy. I'm a pretty strange, creative individual.
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I'm just sitting here wondering how ah Christmas really was during Vietnam for kids. With no Santa, too?
Discussion of Bizarre Comedy Films
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man. Yeah, the the nom thing, that's that that's what's funniest because it seriously dates you. Well, Santa is immortal. been around since Is he Maybe. movie...
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its his farm choir that's a story that needs to be written whoever did who who were jeff have you ever seen the movie um um Abraham Lincoln.
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No, not Vampire Hunter. I haven't gotten to it yet. Loved it. yeah That was a good one. yeah there's also another but There was another movie that came out a couple years ago with Samuel L. No, not Jackson.
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Sam Elliott. He was hunting Bigfoot or some shit like that. it was a weird it was it was ah It was some weird show that also had something to with Yeah, I have to look up. When I haven't seen it, I want to Pride Prejudice in Zombies.
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Yes, I did see that. It was hilarious. Did they make that into a movie? I have the book. i just It did. did It made it into a movie because that's when I first heard about it. It was after that one. oh I'm to have check that While Jeff is looking that up, we're going to go to a quick break.
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And when we come back, we will follow up with another little... Sam Elliott kills Hitler. Bigfoot next. ah so That's what it is. That's what it is. Some weird fucking show. Sam Elliott plays the guy who originally killed Hitler, but later on in his life, kills Bigfoot.
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That's the way it goes. It's a legend, huh? Yeah. that's I'm in. Sam Elliott can do no wrong, and we just proved it. if For a Sam Elliott movie, it's probably one of the lowest budget movies I've ever seen him in. Yeah, but I'm in, dude. Sam Elliott's such a serious guy.
00:21:14
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What's that, Mike? ah The Legacy, when it was very early in his career, The Legacy. Check that one out. It's pretty low budget as well, but it was an interesting flick. now i get out of yourself so yeah yeah I got to find this movie. I got to watch this.
00:21:30
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I forgot where I watched it. But anyway, real quick, we're going play some Blacked Out by James Luker, and then we'll be back, and we're going to follow it up with what is in your butt.
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I've always been a Mustang Burning up back roads, I'm a bad out of hell Trouble should be my last name Ain't no doubt girl, I'ma let you down I'ma screw this up like everything else Sometimes I wonder why the hell you even stuck around
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I'm a little girl when I hit Blacktown.
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Drinking and smoking till my heart gives out, yeah. Guess I've always lived in the flames. Learned from a young age how to drown the pain. I don't think I'm ever gonna change.
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Trust me when I say you don't want my last name. Don't get attached if were you. I believe you never look back.
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I'm Johnny Cash. I can play the switch when I'm pissed off. Mad girl, I know I'm never gonna be.
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I can't help it, it's in my last name. Got Jack D and a lot of THC. Praying on a wrap this old three around tree.
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Cause I get back down after more than a couple rounds. Drunk drive these horses, I'll understand run from the long hill.
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I just crash and burn.
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that song.
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i I just want to put something in perspective for our audience. yeah If you stack five subway footlongs end-to-end vertically, that's taller than Jeff.
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Just want to paint that. picture for people. Anyway, welcome back. Actually, no, it wouldn't cause because I'm 5'3", so I would still be taller. I'm just saying.
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00:25:54
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00:26:21
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That's what I was doing during our break was on Facebook apologizing for my...
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mistake. just back on you, brother. You know i don't give a shit. He's so worried about him. I know. Who am I? I'm absolutely nobody. That's who. You're somebody.
00:26:39
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You're somebody to all of us. We're human beings. In my book, that counts. You are the official first guest of Nonsense and Chill.
Weekly Lineup and Disney Critique
00:26:49
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It's just true. i don't yeah i don't This show is typically not a guest-having show. Not that I'm a guest. It's just... me honored The interview thing is not really it's not something I typically want to go down. It's Glick's thing, which he does a good job.
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um but We don't have to do an interview. ah um mean I'm definitely going to ask you a couple questions. My dog wants One second.
00:27:14
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No, um... i While we were on break there, I did watch the trailer for The Man Who Killed Hitler and then Bigfoot. Oh, my God, I got to see this movie. Is it based on is it based on real events?
00:27:27
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I don't think so. Not even. that would Based on true stories. but But the trailer looks amazing. There's a couple of things I got to get out of the way before we go on. go ahead. One, movie lingo.
00:27:42
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Tonight's movie lingo. And I should have said this before Ian Coppola. That was last week's. I forgot to upload this week's. Oh, Jesus. <unk>na That's a true stoner.
00:27:53
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Man, was this week. You know, anyway, i'm just going to go ahead and do much. But go ahead. I'm just going to read it from my Adobe Express where I have it made from.
00:28:09
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That's the best I got. I just forgot to upload it. Post-credits scene. Also known as a throwaway scene that occurs during or after an end credits. It can help generate buzz for an additional scene.
00:28:21
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And for an example, Iron Man. and every otherm c Every MCU movie has got a fucking post-credits scene. Or two or three. yeah Again, just to throw this out there one more time because we did bring up Disney and we all know how I had a big fuck you to Disney. Huge Disney fan, folks. Huge Disney fan.
00:28:47
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He can't wait for Snow White to come out. No. The happiest place for everyone but children. but but Yeah. fact right for For Disney's like Hey, Jeff, did you want to go through their weekly lineup real quick before we press on? I suppose I could.
00:29:06
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So, tonight, as we all know, it is Nonsense and Chill, where we talk movies, and kind of we're talking to Michael. And tomorrow... There is no Cassius Corner tomorrow because it is the off week, but you can catch next week a little bit of Cassius Corner on Saturday.
00:29:23
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Saturday night, we do Nonsensical Nonsense, the Open Door Challenge. If you're brave enough, come on up. Say hi. Mondays. Oh, sorry. Sunday. Oh, my God. I forgot about Sunday. Sunday. Unnecessary Roughness. I forgot because it's sports. I don't do sports.
00:29:37
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So Unnecessary Roughness will the guys talk some sports. Yay, sports. And there it is the offseason for football. there's so They're talking about cricket. I'm waiting for badminton season.
00:29:48
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I have two. and and And curling. Badminton and chill. Yes. And then Mondays, Speedway Stories. Wally has his guest that rescheduled again.
00:30:03
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ah What are they called? what is it We Broke Garage? were theyre gonna be We Garage. I believe is his name. Yeah. And then Tuesdays, Glick's House of Music, where Glick is going be interviewing.
00:30:16
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He didn't tell me. Glick, I know you're watching. Who's you interviewing this week? And I'll bring it up later. Yeah. Wednesdays, of course, is What the Fuck News. All the news is news. They say, what the fuck with myself and Glick.
00:30:28
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We, of course, do our mandatory penis report at the end. Thursdays is Speedway Stories. are Sorry, Cold-Blooded Conversations. with so Oh, it is mandatory. If we don't do it, people get mad.
00:30:41
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Thursdays, of course, is Cold-Blooded Conversations, where Wally's going to talk some reptiles. And then we're back to Friday with this show, Nonsense and Chill.
00:30:53
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And next week, excuse me. All those links are down in the description.
Trivia Night and Comedic Sketches
00:31:00
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And next week is going to be a first long form show. Still to come on, man. But the we work week after that is definitely fucking end of the month.
00:31:13
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Privia movie night. Fantasy movies. I'm not talking about no sci-fi fantasy. So you're not going to see any Star Wars or nothing. No Dune. But definitely like more dragon and magic and shit like that. so Like your king offers and your hobbits and your orcs and shit. Yeah, absolutely.
00:31:34
Speaker
So that should be fun. There you nice there's one yeah there's a im sitting I was sitting there going through movies. I'm definitely going to do some legend.
00:31:45
Speaker
I know it's a Tom Cruise movie. I'm not a big Tom Cruise fan, but Definitely an old fantasy movie I think. yeah i have a question for you, Blaze. Is is there there a a year markage on that?
00:31:58
Speaker
There isn't. There is no year markage, no. But it's going to be popular ones that... Okay, guys. I know if there's any Gen Zers out there watching this, you might not have ever watched the movie The NeverEnding Story.
00:32:12
Speaker
What? And that's shame on you. Definitely going to be part of the trivia. I highly recommend it. There is a sequel, but you can just ignore that and that one was ever made. Yeah, it never existed.
00:32:26
Speaker
Oh, I'm glad it doesn't exist. I'd hate to have to watch it.
00:32:31
Speaker
It's horrible. It's horrible. Don't take my words for it. You can't avoid Princess Bride. Greatest movie ever. Greatest movie ever made.
00:32:42
Speaker
One up, one up. I love that movie. to die. You keep using that word. i do not think it means what you would think it means. Mandy Patinkin. Corsican Brothers. Oh. yes oh Nice.
00:33:01
Speaker
Nice pull. I forget about that movie all the time. Yeah, that's probably a good idea. It doesn't hold up. It's awful. I just watched it a few months ago. oh Really? It doesn't hold up? It's no up smoke.
00:33:14
Speaker
very much very little is I haven't seen it in a while. And the next movie, Cheetah Chong's next movie, I think was probably the best one personally. I personally like Night's Dreams. a lot of people say that. Just, i don't know. For some reason, that one didn't hit me like the other.
00:33:30
Speaker
here are my I got a question for you. If you were to rate the na ah Naughty Salad that we just got done watching, what would you rate that?
00:33:42
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One... one one may No, not you, Michael. Oh, I'm biased. I want his rating first. is that way you read Yeah, please. yeah yeah oh no no Set the stage, so to your bias ah You can put your bias in in in in your your judgment. It's okay there. ah bla on ah Before you have him rank, I don't know if you've told him how we rank things.
00:34:07
Speaker
read One through five. one One being the worst, five by being the best. yeah And there's.5s there, too. there's Solid 375. Don't have a 375? There's a couple hitck like do three and a half mean you can kind of You can kind of tell that it's ad-libbed in spots.
00:34:29
Speaker
But for a day with your friends, goofing off, getting stoned, and having a great time, I mean, in my opinion, I was there. I lived at fucking six and a half. It was awesome. It was a great day. It was a great day. I met Marco Torres that day. i know I didn't meet him that day. That was the second time we shot together.
00:34:47
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this ah This next clip, when you get to that one, will feature Marco Torres in the back background, not up close. But he he and I, I thought for sure, would clash super hard.
00:35:00
Speaker
But ended up being one of my best friends. Still is. Love that guy. Nice. Big shout out to Marco Torres. Nah, he's bullshit. He's my hero and he knows it. Harless Harless. Harless, my guy right there. That's my brother. Hi, Jeff. What is your rating?
00:35:19
Speaker
You know what? I think I'm going to go right there with Michael. i Unfortunately, since I haven't seen his other things, I'm going to trust his judgment on this. Because I'm sure, like, you you mentioned the movie we were going to watchly watch, you said was was really good. I was really kind of excited to see that. ah You'll have to send me that link so I can watch it.
00:35:37
Speaker
But, I yeah will. I will. I will. Despite the the flubs, which I didn't even notice. I noticed the one there're there at the end. But other than that, it was pretty pretty good. you know I did didn't see the Jerry Springer thing coming.
00:35:52
Speaker
Well, I'm my own worst critic. so I get that. We are too. But I'll tell you this, in my opinion, it goes slightly downhill in the next one. ah and the other So before we get before we get to that, because you're not wrong, um since I'm the cynical asshole on this show, I'm going to give what we just watched it two a two and a half.
00:36:13
Speaker
Wow. that That sounds bad. that that No, no, that's not bad. Two and a half, to me, isn't something that's unwarrable. Not unwatchable.
00:36:25
Speaker
It was good improv. um I do like the fact that it was done in like less in in like less than a day with like no writing and stoned. Fuck yeah. But i think I think if you were to if y were to redo that and polish it, it would be fucking impossible. 100%. 100%. Well, that's for sure. I mean, it was the second time ever I shot with these guys.
00:36:48
Speaker
And it was just a knock around. it was something i wanted to do. And he was like, well, show me the script. I said, there is no script. We're just win you. He hated the idea. And it was probably the most fun we had that day.
00:36:59
Speaker
Yeah. And Jeff, also have to I also have to caveat it with the fact that I've seen Mike and Spike versus the middle period, which...
00:37:12
Speaker
If I were to line all three of these up, I would give that one a four out of the three. So I'm kind of putting that in there with it. Well, the the reason why I went with the number I did is we've definitely seen worse on this show.
00:37:27
Speaker
so So what was that one movie we watched that so bad we gave it like a two?
00:37:35
Speaker
That was when we were rating ship up to 10, though, which was one reason why i wanted to change the rating system. Anyway, I am going to go ahead and bring up the next one.
00:37:48
Speaker
Yes. W-G-I-Y-B. This has got a lot of Cole Clayton. All right. You want to go ahead and, in before we, you want to ah go to usher us into this, Michael?
00:38:03
Speaker
It was just another goof-off. We were just pissing around, had this goofy idea, and, uh, some some creative input by me and everyone just working together. And again, no script. Here's the basic outline idea.
00:38:16
Speaker
Go with it. I threw a couple of things here and there. Maybe we should try this. Maybe should try that. But other than that, I mean, everything was pretty much ad lib. listen to the nicknames that Robert Coleman Jr., he's the larger of the two gentlemen, keeps throwing at me because he did this he does this tweet to this day in real life.
00:38:33
Speaker
I just saw him last month of the month before for a birthday roast and on stage. He kept referring to me as these nicknames over and over again, like in different sections. Like, it's never the same one twice.
00:38:45
Speaker
He'll hit me with this one. He'll hit me with one. hit me with the other And they cracked me up. Robert Coleman Jr., check him out. He's in the Cleveland area. He's really funny. He's a really great guy, too. This one, just want to, before press the play, I'm just going press play. I'll save my critique to laugh. Let's laugh and enjoy. And
00:39:06
Speaker
What goes in your butt? I just got to say that. What goes in your butt? fun It's fun. to say
00:39:22
Speaker
say. It is. You're going to love my first time on TV. So when I watched that the first time and I didn't the very first time i watched it, was like, who is that guy?
00:39:36
Speaker
It was just some random guy holding a pair of pliers. And I didn't realize until like later on, it was you. recognized him instantly. Well, again, this is a few years old. I'm not used to seeing you. You look like some lunatic. It's Art the Clown without makeup. I get it. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:00
Speaker
Oh, um yeah. What helps the nerves is Hexlax. It'll go real good. and i expect I love game shows. I just always love game shows like Little Fortune and Jeopardy like all of those are watching all the time.
00:40:14
Speaker
Have you watched this one before? I just my first time. I was the runner-up last time. Oh for real? Maybe you could give me some pointers then. So the best way to do is bite down and close your eyes when the guy comes in and be loose. Be ready to be ready to fuck up.
00:40:32
Speaker
loose you know don't don't don't flex don't tighten up too much you know like okay yeah just you just be ready for everything all right two positions please i said wet noodle ah said wet noodle yeah Lucy, Lucy. now this scene I understand what this scene was supposed to be like a little bit foreshadowing. Almost no idea what he's in for.
00:41:01
Speaker
The other guy's almost champion runner-up. yeah He's not selling it in the way I probably would have sold it, but I get it. ah you yeah he He kind of does that little, so what's this about? It's just Be loose. Be ready. i mean How can you sit there and explain that you're going to get stuff shoved up your ass in a sugar-coated way for a game show?
00:41:25
Speaker
I mean, other than being in Japan. Watch Nonsense Cold Nonsense on Saturday nights and you'll be ready.
00:41:33
Speaker
Please. We just do it verbally. they're goingnna do it for real
00:41:41
Speaker
this So, remember, did you guys find the chair with the in it, or did you guys put the hole in the chair? No, he fucking used a sawzall and cut that fucker out. You can see it. We did that on purpose.
00:41:58
Speaker
What's that? We did it on purpose. figured it out. But, you know, sometimes sometimes you'll you'll find the prop and inspire that the whole story.
00:42:09
Speaker
You know what I mean? i was thinking maybe, maybe. Somebody stepped through it and was like, I got an idea for an episode. It's like, got ah I got an idea for a story. It's what goes in your butt.
00:42:26
Speaker
As always, your host, Michael Togelino. His face. Our lovely sponsors at Peach and Honey Almond Anal Lube. Make it yummy. Look on his face, it's priceless.
00:42:42
Speaker
Wait, what? Recurring reoccurring ad shifts. I love it. yeah Now, if i if if I remember the lineup, this one was made first before Naughty Santa. Yeah, yeah. This was the very first time I got together with these guys to do a shoot.
00:42:57
Speaker
Okay. So there's like, we built chemistry in the moment, but we'd known each other from doing online stuff, shit like that. But for a lot of us, it was the very first time we were ever in the same space physically. He looks like he's already obtained.
00:43:10
Speaker
Yeah, that's Rob Coleman, man. He's a lot of fun. He's a great dude. I love that guy. All righty, Michael. Let the people know what they'll win. One million dollars.
00:43:20
Speaker
Woo!
00:43:23
Speaker
Our returning runner-up from last season, Cole Clayton. Tell us little bit about yourself, Cole. I was the runner-up last season, and I'm here to win this time. What do you think, people? Do you think he's got what it takes this time around?
00:43:35
Speaker
big is your hole? How big is your hole? How big is your hole? I got this. Take it easy. you Was that how big is your hole? Is that what was being chanted in the back?
00:43:46
Speaker
Something like that, yeah. What goes in your hole? What goes in your hole? You'll have to get to our brand new first-time contestant. He was drawn from a random pool of people from Facebook, and he's here for the first time to learn about what we here What Goes In Your Butt Virgin Hole! What do you think, Rob? Do you have what it takes to win today?
00:44:10
Speaker
Are you sure win a million? That's what's that virgin all being yelled from the back. Yeah, that's Marco Torres in the background. He's like, he was the dude in the, ah in the Santa one.
00:44:22
Speaker
He was all going to go, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. He's like the ultimate background player. a million dollars If I win the show, Absolutely sure. $1 million dollars i'm right here on What Goes In Your Butt.
00:44:40
Speaker
Are you ready? Do you have what it takes, Robert Coleman Jr.? No. And again, have audience people that are listening to this with headphones nodding your ear in public with the volume up. because Oh, boy. The Instagram out. You're standing in the line at Crowley's. I'm fucking funny. Or at the bank.
00:45:05
Speaker
All right. got this. Yes. Hold is a fierce competitor from last season. You're really in for a tough show. Is that why your voice sounds like that? All ad lib.
00:45:19
Speaker
All right. Prepare yourselves for round one. yourself Are you ready? All right. In round one, I have to ask you, Cole, Robert, Will this salt shaker go in your butt? Man, that is nothing. I could put two of those in there right now with my eyes closed. Do it dry.
00:45:41
Speaker
Do it dry. it dry. I mean, eyes open or not, you're still not looking at your butthole during the insertion. So I don't know if that was a good flex.
00:45:52
Speaker
I'm just saying. and A million dollars? A million dollars. Right here on What Goes In Your Butt. Okay, I'm just saying, that i'm just saying jeff Jeff and Mike, for a million dollars, I would put more than two up there.
00:46:12
Speaker
I know more than two. I wouldn't be shaking. He would have said salt shaker. I would have been disappeared by that point. Two shakers, one million dollars?
00:46:23
Speaker
he that peasy Easy peasy. Bring it on. Do it dry.
00:46:33
Speaker
Had I made this You guys you guys familiar with that that Twitch meme of the e-girl shaking her cup and you hear the fucking eyes shaking and shit I so would have plugged that fucking sound into this right here He's free edits We do have the peach almond honey lube He's looking like he's in there Oh yeah, that's not a face you can fake's not fake. We've got to go to our secret camera. Hold on.
00:47:08
Speaker
Yes, we have full insertion! Robert Coleman makes it through the first round! That was good. That was good. It's chopped, but it's good. And that concludes round one. Robert Coleman moves on.
00:47:19
Speaker
So, the way the game works, we now head into round two. Robert opted to go first, so... Now we only ask Cole, will this go in your butt? here Fluffy is a good little girl and she's excited to be part. um It's amazing. Did see that? That's amazing. That was fantastic. In your face.
00:47:46
Speaker
in bay One more time. mo ask we definite it's like it's like It's like that guy your root for at the hot dog eating contest and and you know he's good, but you're not you don't know how good he is. He sits down like, mom meet this all those hot dogs are gone.
00:48:02
Speaker
That's what happened to that puppy. He's gone. He's gone. Mention our glorious sponsor, the Peach and Honey Almadena Loot Company. Peach and honey ain't over. So, returning back to the show, we have two fierce competitors right here. First-timer, Rob Coleman. Let's hear it, audience.
00:48:22
Speaker
Rob Coleman. He looks ill. The ever-fearsome competitor. Who wants Cole win? yeah Well, to win, this is the final showdown.
00:48:36
Speaker
Who can get this item today? In their butt. Jesus! The fastest! No problem. Those barbs are going to be rough. Those barbs are going to be rough. fluboard dot I love game shows. I just always love game shows. It's like what side goes first? remember Have watched this one before?
00:48:59
Speaker
just my first time love game shows I always don't cancel. I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm It is your prerogative. There's no order here. It's up to you who wants to go first. You sure I win a million dollars, Kaiser Sohsa? One million dollars right here on What Goes In Your Bunt?
00:49:23
Speaker
Robert Coleman, do you have what it takes? You can do it! can do not, move or not. You can use the loop, man. you can use the loop man maybe You know you get a get a penalty for that. it's It's like you're allowed to use the water at the hot dog eating can contest. Don't be scared of the water. You can dip your bun in the water. It's okay. Not on my raw dog that shit, man.
00:49:45
Speaker
He said you lose points. You get a 30 second penalty for using that. 30 second penalty.
00:49:56
Speaker
You really made that decision. I'm looking at the secret camera. Oh boy, that barb does not look happy. Oh, oh, oh. think something's poor. think something's poor. I can't do it. He jacks Cole, it's all on you. Cole in on the ground.
00:50:19
Speaker
Jesus. Can I do it? looks at the loo. He's looking for it. Let's go, Cole.
00:50:26
Speaker
Oh my goodness. That's a chaser, ladies and gentlemen. We haven't seen a chaser since four seasons ago. Then what a showdown we have seen.
00:50:38
Speaker
In your face. In my butt. Robert, tell us about your experience with us here. You didn't make it to the big money. What what do you have to say about your experience here today? Help, please.
00:50:51
Speaker
Help, please. Paramedics? Paramedics! That's our show, ladies gentlemen. We are this year. What exciting conclusion here on... What Goes In Your Butt?
00:51:03
Speaker
Cole Clayton returns and becomes a champion. What happens next season, ladies and gentlemen, when we ask... What Goes In Your Butt? What goes in your butt?
00:51:13
Speaker
What goes in your butt? Excuse me. All right. Wow. All right, Michael. I got weird that day. I got weird that day. I got weird that day.
00:51:25
Speaker
I got really weird. I, um.
00:51:30
Speaker
all right and now
00:51:34
Speaker
right michael got where that you sir kind weird that day what does you got right really we i am I'm not going to lie. I enjoyed that one. It was funnier than the third time I watched it.
00:51:49
Speaker
Yeah, I was there that day. we were just hamming and having fun. with That's what it was about. we just We were not making award-winning content. We knew that. We were having a good time, kissing around with each other and just bouncing some crazy ideas and i'm bringing them into life.
00:52:05
Speaker
Here's a couple other from that particular day that are still out there on Eargasm's network. I can probably pull another one. It was like a drug through. Then there was another one called ah The Hookup.
00:52:18
Speaker
Yeah, they're all in there. The Hookup and Drug Through from the same day. Same guys. You can actually see Marco Torres in the one.
00:52:29
Speaker
I'll pull the link and throw it in your direction if you can throw it in there. That's great. If not, yeah whatever. Yeah, shoot it to me. Yeah, we can screen one more. I'm trying to get away from screening too much stuff, but right since we got Creator up here, I don't feel i don't feel too lazy about it.
00:52:47
Speaker
But real quick, Michael. Yes. the rat What is your rating on on on your own work, sir? That one, for the visual and stuff like that, I mean, I thought we hit some pretty good marks. Like that that That X-ray view was kind of my idea. i thought that would be hilarious. add in We weren't sure if we could pull it off.
00:53:08
Speaker
Ryan Weiss did the editing on that one. So he he made that happen. i don't know. Again, it was like the first time we ever all got together. You know what i mean? So it was a lot of fun. And again, that one's another one. It's like, eh.
00:53:26
Speaker
yeah Let your bias show. Three and a quarter. You can let your bias show. That's what matters. Would you say it was a five?
00:53:37
Speaker
Hell no. probably Probably more like a three, three and a quarter, two and a half. iss Okay. It's hard to say. Because like i said, the it was all just like impromptu.
00:53:52
Speaker
it Just a lot of fun. Here go, the hookup. Okay. okay Well, out of the two, this one was funnier.
00:54:03
Speaker
like I'm going to have to go four because I went three a half before, so I'm going to have to go four on this because it was funny. I enjoyed it. didn't see that Christmas tree coming. It hit you for whatever reason better than the other one did. Plus, the other one maybe had a little hype on it.
00:54:18
Speaker
Right. No, I thought this was hilarious because like this, this looks like something like, like you guys hanging out and coming up that shit on the fly. That's something that like my, my cousins, I would do in the back, you know, back in the day, we just, we would do dumb stuff because we'd find something and ride it down a hill because it was funny.
Reflections on Timeless Comedy and Sketch Review
00:54:39
Speaker
Yeah. and Unfortunately, we didn't film because we didn't have money for a camera. but i we We're talking back in the early 90s. Those were ah on cell phones, I'm sure. Remember, kids, it was our generation that brought you Jackass.
00:54:53
Speaker
yeah Yeah, exactly. but but yeah Hurt Burke. Hurt Burke, yes. Hurt Burke was before Jackass. so You said you gave it a four?
00:55:05
Speaker
I'm going four on this because out of the two we watched, this one was the better one. I enjoyed this. It was funny. Because the look on dude's face when he saw that salt shaker and he saw saw what the game was, he was like, oh, I fucked up.
00:55:20
Speaker
Yeah, Rob is really good at the moment. He's such a fun guy. He really is. Except we just did a roast with him for Ryan, actually, beer guys and guys. It was his birthday. ah and we did a little roast for him. it was a lot of fun.
00:55:33
Speaker
Me and him, me and Robert Coleman, Tyler Snodgrass, you haven't seen him yet. I don't think he's in the next one I shot you either, the hookup. But if you go to your guys from Comedy, their Facebook, or I'm sorry, their YouTube page, you can find, it's called Drug Through, the Drug Through.
00:55:54
Speaker
And but that one's got Tyler Snodgrass in it. I am... sending this link to your computer yeah well i gotta send it to myself i gotta send it to what's that's all i should have prepared better i didn't uh i didn't know no it's okay you're fine uh while blaze is doing that uh mike let me ask you um while blaze is doing that uh just kind of fill the time Something that I've been wanting to kind of ask Blaze and Blaze and I did this before with like my top five comedies.
00:56:28
Speaker
ah boy what What are your top five comedy movies? That is so hard to answer. i mean I'm talking like you it 400,000 times it never gets I know. Just like, how can I make this awkward and put him on the spot?
00:56:44
Speaker
Well, it's just like, not even. Not even. I could talk movies all day long. It's a movie-generated show. Like Airplane, for instance. It's a classic comedy. It never gets old. I just watched it today and giggled my ass off.
00:56:56
Speaker
That shit is still funny. I love Airplane. That little girl saying, I like i like my coffee like I like my men? oh love so I speak jive.
00:57:08
Speaker
And the fact that that's thats Mrs. Beaver yeah that much better. June Cleaver, that's right. June Cleaver going, I speak jive.
00:57:19
Speaker
Yeah, there's so much fun in there. The horrors of war. He thinks he's Ethel Merman. I mean, there's so much funny in that movie.
00:57:30
Speaker
Like the the spoof of the Saturday Night Fever saturday night fever scene
00:57:37
Speaker
Yes. The two girls got fighting it out to the death. Oh, no. So it's in the in the in the bed as she's playing the guitar. she's not going yeah She knocks out. We are.
00:57:54
Speaker
Yeah, we were laughing our asses off. I said I was watching it with Sue. Jeff, I'm going have you make a decision. Should I do my review or do we go break? and they're break in my reader I'm curious what you I'm giving this one a four. when we just watched and The reason why I'm giving it four is okay obvious production values the same.
00:58:16
Speaker
ah might you know We have zero budget. again We were shooting myself. We were having a full time. we knew we were anyway it was It was the material. Even though it was more I think ah butt humor. Obviously more butt humor.
00:58:30
Speaker
It was still the same amount of kind of like butt jokes and fart jokes and dick jokes which i find funny um every single girl does true true we know who our audience is i think that one had more potential to be a satire to be great more i think yeah because even though it was improv it was improv well they robbed it a great job how america pours it out I think, I think, like, because I'm i'm looking at these things, and it's not just something you did one time, but if you were to ever go back to it and put some production value to it, what it could but potentially become, too, is what I'm seeing out of it.
00:59:10
Speaker
100%. Yeah, that's why I'm getting for. I agree. um I liked i like the inclusion of the analube again, even though it sounds dumb.
00:59:21
Speaker
It was the fact that it was consistent. but like little Like little stuff like that. through That was how we invented. I found that thing there, and it says peach and honey. It wasn't analube at all.
00:59:33
Speaker
It's like a body wash. so not we Ryan Weiss put that logo together and stuff, and that's him in the background. Peach and honey, analube. That's Ryan Weiss.
00:59:44
Speaker
Oh, God, I want to get so baked one time. I want to open up my Adobe Express and come up with a commercial for peaches and honey analouge. That is on my list of things to do.
00:59:57
Speaker
i' know Having a sponsor is a good thing. You know what I mean? People at Peach and Honey, they've been good to us over the years. We keep getting residuals, all these plays. Okay.
01:00:09
Speaker
I'm full of shit. There's no such thing. Well, once again, you know, throw a little production in that, do a little longer form on it, and it becomes it becomes a huge thing because, you know, the real money is the dick and fart jokes. so Let's be honest.
01:00:26
Speaker
That's why we do so well on this network. 12-year-old Americans are. Yeah, well, let's be honest. I'm 44 years old. I still think like a 12-year-old. It's still funny. And it'll never get old, right? I resemble every month.
01:00:41
Speaker
Exactly. And it's one of those things. It's like,
01:00:45
Speaker
Everybody can relate to a dick and fart joke. I don't care if you're, you know, the Pope or which God damn it is still alive. And or or, you know, Satan. you We have a death list. I'm seriously mad that the Pope is doing well.
01:01:00
Speaker
Satan loves a good poop joke. and Yes, he does. was going to let you finish, Jeff. Let me know when you finish. I was done. Yeah, go ahead. We're going to go to a break. out All this sketch comedy shit we're talking about.
01:01:14
Speaker
Jeff, remember those those couple little animations I did when we first started when I first started? oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Whose argument isn't anyway? I'm going have to find those and show Michael. I think it's one of those. Anyway.
01:01:25
Speaker
Yeah. Kissing Lilith.
01:01:38
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I'm a little piece of man
01:02:02
Speaker
Better take quick Running out of cheap tricks Running out of lists and trying to take a bite out of me little
Trivia Fun and Local Event Promotion
01:02:39
Speaker
I don't want another one trick for me She's got a hidden trick up her sleeve Her eyes keep this poison One girl fell on my knees don't wanna be a victim of a murder She sticks her teeth into me This woman's gonna set me up
01:03:12
Speaker
Bayonet was attacking, conversations started, tones running on our bodies, alphabetical food is rotten, lust, intoxication, physical infatuation, losing our religion, getting off on justification, hearts defeating, heavy breathing, slowly since the city guns pointing at each other, now it's really getting messy, fiction, got some sad communication, acrobatics, serotonin, stop, blow on mellipot, can
01:03:41
Speaker
Let's go another round.
01:05:06
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She sits tree dear to me This woman
01:05:49
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I'm let's gasline by because ah i'm looking around, i look down, I see Michael making funny faces. I'm like, what the fuck?
01:06:00
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You know, I can picture Blaze Primer out of that song. We we had a technical breakdown in the background and she had to reorder it and move she wanted to do it on break. She went, watch the screen! Are they coming back? Watch the screen! watching the screen, screen. Wow.
01:06:18
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That's just a peek in the everyday life of a professional I get it. Apparently, leprechauns are just fired Christmas elves because they were drinking on the job.
01:06:32
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Something like that. I do trivia, and I know you like trivia. Last night, I hosted trivia at the beautiful down underground lounge in downtown Warren, Ohio. and It's every Thursday. We call it Twisted Trivia.
01:06:44
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My little plug for my local stuff. That's Warren, in Ohio, downtown Warren. you can't miss it. The only hotel downtown. Go down in the basement. If you can't do steps, go to the elevator bank.
01:06:55
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Hit P for party time. Go on downstairs and join us. is a really good time. Don't let the word trivia freak you out and fool you. Professional idiot. I do the question. It's not for P.H.P. People like to have a good time and drink it up.
01:07:09
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and Here's one for you. Everyone knows a leprechaun hides their gold at the bottom of the rainbow. How do they earn their money? What do they do to earn their money?
01:07:20
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And I'll give you a hint. It is not whore themselves. yeah Damn it. There goes my answer. Is it whore out their sisters? ah No whoring involved.
01:07:32
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Okay. Darn it. They steal it. They steal it. I don't know. deal it That's a good wrong answer. That was the number two wrong answer last night.
01:07:43
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i Look at that. I'm pretty close.
01:07:47
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Pretty close to all the other dumbasses that said the wrong answer. That sounds about right. I'm on par. Don't take that shit from me. Oh, no. I'm trying to think of a pun.
01:08:01
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The punchline's got to be a pun. It's not a punchline. It's a trivia question. I asked this literally last night. Well, it's a trivia question, but it's a joke, though.
01:08:13
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It's not, though. The joke was... It's not whore themselves out. I just said that because I'm an idiot. Oh, okay. For instance, um never mind. i don't want to take over the whole thing with this bullshit.
01:08:25
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Do you have a Jeff guest, please? I want to know the answer. you have
01:08:33
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a guest? got Jeff's guest. What are yours? Oh, one of my guests. Oh, um well, one was whoring out the sister, so that's not stealing the counterfeit answer.
01:08:46
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Count counterfeiting.
01:08:51
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They make and or mend shoes.
01:08:57
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can I see where you went there. It's a trivia question. That's how leprechauns get their money according to the lore. They make and mend shoes. They're like the underwear gnomes on South Park. It reminds me of the... the there was this There's an old story about little shoe elves that were helping out a shoe repairman or some shit like that.
01:09:17
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Yeah, I know what you're talking don't know what it's called, but I know what you're talking about. I don't know. They did they didn't have that Lauren Darby O'Gale and the little people. There's a poll for you. Yeah, Steve, got that reference. Old-ass Disney movie.
01:09:34
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We're going to continue with some more eargasm because these guys are funny and they're tickling my ears and I fucking love it. and We goofed off that day. This one and the last one, part of your setup real quick. I'm sorry I cut you off.
01:09:46
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No, you're good. They're the same day.
Introduction to 'The Hookup' Sketch
01:09:49
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Okay. I want you to usher us into the video. I want you to usher us into the video. And there's Rob again. He's the star of this one also. He's so talented and so good.
01:09:58
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And then you'll see me and Marco um are salesmen of sorts. Okay. And he is in the neighborhood. Ryan is with him, and he's in the sketch.
01:10:09
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Ryan's his co-pilot, and he wants him to go get some special off-the-chain items, and I'll leave it at that. Okay. This is a short one, like four and a half minutes, so we'll press play.
01:10:31
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I thought his radio was playing for a second. I was like, what is he listening Same music from the last one. Yeah.
01:10:43
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Hey, man. I'm telling you, we should have that shit off of Amazon, dude. Where are you taking me? Dude, just chill out. My dude, Antoine, got the hook Yeah, I got that, but man, we've been in the car for like two hours. Where are we, dude?
01:10:58
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Just chill, dude. Well, Amazon will still be waiting for at least two days. so that Yeah. That's the hookup on the t-shirts, man. You'll see when we get there. This stuff better be legit. That's all I'm saying.
01:11:10
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no was Are we almost there, man? I'm telling you, man. We getting close. I want say, for hookups on t-shirt for this network, fucking Beauty and the Beard hits up on Facebook. Creative corner, yeah.
01:11:23
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Post, whenever I'm driving and my GPS shuts off, i know I'm getting close. yeah you Dude, just chill out. This is the best. Doesn't make sense.
01:11:35
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That I can have ever seen in my life. Well, hey, dude. go Don't worry about it, man. He'd be out here all the time. Dude, what the fuck do you mean he's out here all the time? Was that a crackhead?
01:11:50
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there's nothing there is a method up on the t-shirts man just come um Yo, know tell me this is not it. antwaine is going to blow your mind what is this shit man
01:12:07
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it was an election year yeah fair and Well, four years ago it wasn't much. Dude, this is not the place. Antoine got the hookup.
01:12:18
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Believe me. Which which one of those dudes is Antoine? You tell me. Come on.
01:12:31
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I'm not condoning what I'm about to say. but i know you know Anyhow, motherfuckers, find yourself going through... Franklin County, Virginia.
01:12:41
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They actually have a fucking brick and mortar Trump store there. I'm just saying. I saw that. hey That is your thing. we were talking about that on Nonsense on What's Fuck News that one of those stores got robbed.
01:12:56
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I'm driven by it. I'm driven by it a couple times. Yeah, you stop by. Because that's your thing. that Ha ha ha ha
01:13:10
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Nice. I got exactly what you came for. He flipped over the BLM. What the fuck was that sound? Are you dying over there? Was that an I. My God.
01:13:20
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The chupacabra is coming out. Yes.
01:13:28
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the tuicca is coming out yeah what else you got for us anine see what hung on the maid today His shirt says make America cry again. i got this Make liberals cry again. like it.
01:13:44
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You got um eating fucking phone and racist said oh was ship pull up The only thing that white beard t-shirt is a mustard stain.
01:14:04
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fucking league man just out the kind of racist man what's i to deliver around here brand little eat dog biscuits black flag so i want ah the only thing that white beer t-shirts might see as a mustard sta I appreciate it Black Lives Matter Green Lives 2 Money's money
01:14:28
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cut some nipples up back the reverse r let's take a co what so make no bo need go back and you guys your i fine ah appreciate black lives matter green lines two try green lives too money's money mean my brother twenty nine ninety five quick ro i by mean ah If you like make sure you check us out on YouTube, Instagram, Twitter. We're trying to grow our following.
01:14:59
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The boys here came all the way out in the middle of nowhere. And these two milk bones, if you watch our shit, they're so good. This dude literally ate milk bones. Like, share, and subscribe.
01:15:11
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Making pregnant dudes cool again. Fuck yeah. Yeah.
01:15:19
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That I do condone. Milk Bones? I'll do anything for a giggle. understand that physical comedy map right now I was rotund back then. I was a fat fucker just looking at.
01:15:33
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He flipped up that boredness of BLM on it. I was talking. Yeah, we had a lot of fun with that. Just poking at the political saying.
01:15:44
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Once again, America will go anywhere for a fucking cheap shirt. Anywhere and where you can get a little cha-ching off.
01:15:55
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True. Very, very true. Wow. That was a little... I got to show off my mimicry with my down-home voice there.
01:16:07
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Black Lives Matter. I can't breathe t-shirt right there. It's in my article. I want the t-shirt now. Ha-ha-ha.
01:16:20
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They made other but dead cartons of them, but that's not accurate. It's the magic of movies. They bought those tourists that day, by the way. Are you serious? no Yeah.
01:16:32
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So you guys should order from Amazon and you're carrying carry out Amazon boxes. i had a We had a good time. and yeah i My whole thing, comedically, I have zero...
01:16:48
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Shame, basically. I'm unable to become ashamed of myself. and Sadly, I cannot shame the ones that love me. i wish I had that ability to not shame them, but I cannot not be me. It's a lot of fun doing what I do, and I just don't care. i mean, yeah, some of it's toilet humor. That had a little little more intelligence behind it.
01:17:08
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the I didn't write it, but I stepped in, and once again, it was just, okay, here's the basic outline. We're going pull up. Be ready. And we just winked.
01:17:19
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I mean, you may or may not be able to tell. i don't know. It was all just impromptu in the moment. Here's what we're going to do We're to put it on film. Go. Yeah.
01:17:29
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And just a chance to do that with people that like to do that stuff. Like Rob Coleman is so easy to work with. And he's a real yes-ander. I mean, he's not going to kill you in this spot. You can always go to Rob and he'll save your ass if you're stuck.
01:17:41
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Right. If you don't know what to say next, like, frankly myself, I'm not going to, like, bullshit you. I'm really fucking good at it. I love doing it. And just the farther you can take something, the more fun it is. Like I do that shit in public with people. It's fun.
01:17:55
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Well, I mean, there's a whole segment of people on YouTube that just they they ask dumb questions to see how people answer. I love stuff like that. I can't get enough of it.
Joy and Nuances of Improvisational Comedy
01:18:07
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I'm getting the vibe that you're more into improv comedy.
01:18:11
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then uh as far as shooting stuff like that that's that type of thing right there yes because i mean it gets too heavy with the script or whatever mean we were just getting it for the very first time and we had no idea where the chemistry was we just went in with a good attitude to have a good time doing it and i think we made some gold i mean it's not usda prime choice shit i guarantee you i know that i'm not hiding it But at the same time, we didn't set out to do that. We set out to have a good time, make something that was fun and and fun to watch.
01:18:43
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I think we accomplished that. The beauty of what you guys are doing is you're you know you're not trying to win awards. You're not trying to chase clout.
Comedy Troupes and Personal Journey into Stand-up
01:18:52
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You're just having some fun. And that's basically what we did when we started the network. Yeah, exactly. and That's what we did. yeah There's a ton of ton of content over there at Eargasm Comedy Network on the the facebook your guys in comedy check them out man uh not facebook yeah i've learned facebook too but it's youtube thank you thank you i got do have their in our description so you should be able to find them through there pretty sure i'll put that guys but at least at least the videos but if you get to those two videos that we showed earlier you'll be able to find the rest their stuff um yeah it's in there i'm really curious to know about comedy troops
01:19:31
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how they function, how they usually typically form. God, I got so many questions because the first video you sent me that we didn't air tonight was with a totally different comedy troupe.
01:19:44
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okay And I'm using that word comedy troupe. I don't know if I'm using that in the right context right now. We just got together and goofed off for a day. Okay. Fair enough. Is that something? And as far as what's typical, I don't know. I know how we did it.
01:19:58
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And we all found each other online during COVID times. had a good rapport, enjoyed each other's you know rap time. And we decided, you know what, let's get together, bring some ideas to the table, and we're going to shoot some stuff in a day, see how much we can get in there. We scrapped out four sketches that day.
01:20:18
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that's I guess maybe that was my question ultimately, was because I know comedy groups, they meet because they're all stand-up comedians and they typically... Well, those guys were at one point or another in stand-up.
01:20:36
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Okay. One of the funniest people you've never seen before. Which is, I did want to segue into, you are professionally stand-up comedian. Yeah. So I wanted to give you the floor on that. On how that's going on.
01:20:51
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When you start? How did you get into it? just I know that's like something you love to talk about. I do. i mean he use the My favorite topic. Me, me, me. That's why I do what I do. There's no team in me.
01:21:06
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I just do what I do the way I do it. And it's like like some people, I'm just going to ramble for a while. Enjoy. Go ahead, please. it. Go for it. People will tell you, well, there's rules to this, there's rules to that, there's rules to other thing. I say bullshit. There's way more than one way to skin the comedy cap. It's not just one way to do it.
01:21:23
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And what I do, I've been told over and over again, it's pretty unique to most everybody else in the area. So I'm a traditional storyteller. I started when I was late in life, 45 years old, when kids were out of high school at that point. And I could just sort of you know start chasing my life.
01:21:37
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Which isn't to say i didn't ji enjoy what I had with my children and everything. i Kids will fuck your entire life up, I will say that. oh Or you're a terrible parent, one or the other. But if it doesn't change your life significantly, you're a bad parent. That's all there is to it. Or you're already a saint.
01:21:53
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And if you're watching this show, you ain't no saint. We all sent us here. But why get started? Since I was in junior high-ish.
01:22:04
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Man, should be comedian. You should be comedian constantly. People will tell you that. at Left, right, and center. all but People have been telling whole life. It's the only thing I will say. I've been a student of comedy my entire life. I've watched a lot of stand-up.
01:22:16
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I grew up around some stand-up. I had family members who owned comedy clubs. I've fucking met some really big names that were nobodies at the time, but big names now. To name drop a couple, Jerry Seinfeld before he was anybody.
01:22:29
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Oh, wow. Who else? for Carrot Top, sadly, I met him. Yeah. So were you the class clown growing up in school? I'm actually on stage, stair to stage with Pauly Shore one night in Las Vegas.
01:22:46
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ah Bill Squire, don't know you were hit to Ohio radio at all. this ah was Oh, yeah. but Afternoon show on 100.7 WMMS. I was on stage.
01:22:57
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Yeah. Won some competitions, things like that. Three-time runner-up, three-time finalist for the funniest amateur community in Ohio.
Unique Comedic Style and Upcoming Projects
01:23:06
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i Went down to Savannah, Georgia. I'll tell you this one. I'll tell you that one last I was the it was called the Pittsburgh Adventure Comedy Series That was ah like an Ohio versus Pennsylvania thing the best of Pennsylvania came to Ohio to win for to five for that and we took a team into Pittsburgh and we kind of had a little fake rivalry thing It was a lot of fun. Okay, turn it into a competition
01:23:32
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I won that thing. But the last one I want to tell, well, I won a World Series of Comedy Satellite. That was a lot of fun. ah But the last one, Savannah Comedy Review in Savannah, Georgia.
01:23:45
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I'm in Northeast Ohio. 13 and a half hour drive. Legit. If I go to this thing, I don't have the money to come home. Right. So I went.
01:23:57
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I bet on me. It's a 100% true story. I bet. If I was like fuck i but want to do this, this is exactly how you do this. You go on the road, know when you're fucked, and be goddamn funny, and come home because you made that dollar.
01:24:10
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well You put the pressure on yourself to be your best. Absolute desperation makes me hilarious.
01:24:20
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I crushed that one. That was a lot of fun. I was a winner down there. Made it home. It was great.
01:24:28
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But those are the ones that are industry judged. like Other comedians are there judge. Bookers, club spots, people, that type of thing. So for for your type of comedy,
01:24:43
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um yeah I know you said that you kind of do your own thing, but who were you listening to growing up that kind of made you want to join that spotlight?
01:24:54
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Bill Burr. Okay. Robert had a special called Let It Go. And he was saying a lot of things in that special. I'm in no way, shape or form im trying to say he stole shit from me. I wasn't new in comedy at this point, but I'd been saying the same damn shit for a dozen years or more.
01:25:09
Speaker
And now he's making a bunch of money on stage, telling all the same thoughts I've been trying to push off on people. it like, there are too many of us. We need a plague. I've been saying that a decade before we put that out on that special. And I'm not saying you're the reason why we had. i responsible for that But I'm like, fuck, if he can make money saying that shit, what am I not doing this for?
01:25:31
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Bill Burns is one of the smart ones for sure. yeah And I don't tell jokes. My comedy comes right out of my life. I call myself i'm the profession the professional idiot. I mean, I made a career out of bad decisions. I just tell stories right out of my life.
01:25:46
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Like 97% of everything I say is based on true, true shit.
01:25:53
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soration There's some left turns you don't see. like so You didn't see going to Vietnam i do making that turn into what was it? The the puppy dog or whatever. Those left turns are my bread and butter.
01:26:06
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I'm going to take it on a trip and it's going to end up in a place you hopefully don't see coming. and That's where the punchlines are. It's a lot timing for me. It's a lot of setup. but ah The setups and and like all the meat, it's been cultivated over the space of a couple of years.
01:26:22
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And it's basically the best compliment I ever got was it felt like I was having a conversation with everybody one-on-one all at the same time. And that's kind of what it's supposed to feel. I just have a conversation with you. I tell you about me.
01:26:35
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You get to know me, that's for sure. So I'm going to hopefully for the end of next year, film my first hour, whether I got to do it, like but I don't know, but it's ready to get it done. Cause I'm already in my fifties. So I mean, I don't want to wait too much longer. I'm already fucking all the shit in the fucking show business.
01:26:53
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So I don't know if I should call it me, Michael Copenhaver or the professional idiot. Um, I like the professional idiot. i like that. Yeah, I like the professional idiot.
01:27:05
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And there's a lot of truth to that. Just ask Sue. In fact, my fiance Sue, she's my manager, my wrangler, as she says. I need a wrangler. A manager just doesn't cut the mustard. So she makes sure I get to where i'm going and such. So she reminded me seven times today about being here today because she remembered I fucked up on Sunday already.
01:27:24
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and but so That's all right. i ah Honestly, I think Sunday is what was what which was like the catalyst for the rest of the week, just going to shit.
01:27:35
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you're You're welcome. yeah no no no No, I'm not putting that on you. i'm putting on Dan. No, I want it to be about me. yeah I'm instead of still blaming Dan. Look at me. Look at me. place you were You were getting ready to ask a question. What was it? Oh, yeah.
01:27:50
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So you said... Professional idiot, your bits are based off your life stories. So you do have um higher education to to teach?
01:28:03
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Yes, I do. I actually do have a degree. I have a bachelor's degree in secondary education. I'm literally a simple test away from shaping young minds.
01:28:15
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I was say, because you call yourself a professional idiot, you're pretty educated motherfucker. um i smell It's like this, brother. I flunked down to college back in Toledo. That was with my fiancé, by the way.
01:28:30
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We enjoyed doing other things more than going to school. and I get it. but yeah i don't je ski butt and Around today, we were looking at suits for the wedding for me and my groomsmen.
01:28:44
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and We She kept asking me questions. I'm just being me answering. I'm like, listen, I told you already, you know the colors and stuff. You know what i look good in. Figure it out and tell me to put it on. You take it, I'll stick it.
01:28:56
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And these girls were laughing their ass
Early Stage Experiences and Content Production
01:28:58
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off because I was like, not being unhelpful, just trying to let her know, you don't need my help. Yeah, you got this. Just dress the monkey.
01:29:07
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I'm there to be to be me. Just put me in the suit. I'm going to be there and I'm just going to do me. And yeah, I had them kind of in stitches. I like to have fun in public. And Sue is the most embarrassable human being on earth.
01:29:19
Speaker
She is for some reason going out in public with me. And you know, that's the kind of woman that you want by you because she knows it's going to happen, but she lets it happen. So good on her. There's no stopping me. I'm a goddamn freight train. I'm a, I'm a force of nature.
01:29:36
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I say that with no ego. I mean, when it starts, there's no putting that genie back in the bottle. Oh, yeah. And I got the itch and I want to play something out in public. She knows it's on and hates it. And it makes her skin crawl every second of it.
01:29:50
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You know, you just remind me. You didn't just remind me. I just reminded myself. It was something you said moments ago about Sunday. and what Why is Sunday so significant, everybody? Jeff.
01:30:04
Speaker
I don't know if I talked to you. Michael and I are going to start a project with another person. That's right. You did mention that. Yes. It's not going to be part of this network, but do want to go ahead and give a shout out.
01:30:16
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going to Monday morning podcast that we pre-record and we're going upload it Mondays. Audio only. Once it comes out, I will be dropping links for people to check out. A bit of a selfless plug right there. so that's right shameless Shameless self-representation is where it's at.
01:30:34
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gotta be sad we good that Speaking of which, I want to share something that I put together when I first started this network. My plan was to do a show called Whose argument is it anyway? Sort of like a fun debate channel with some fun topics.
01:30:49
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Didn't come out the way I wanted. and don't think it really made much sense to some people. However, we have kept the logo. We keep the moniker for when we do want to do discussions. so And we had a successful one.
01:31:02
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But I wanted to play for people something I made up for episode two.
01:31:09
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I can't remember if ever aired it. It's animation. Something I put together myself. think we did. We won't be promoting it on this network. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah.
01:31:22
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Because we always listen to you. Calm down, chief.
01:31:30
Speaker
Glicky boy. I'm glad you're still there with this click. I want to share a little bit of... Because I was doing those little animated skits all by myself with an app, and I'm trying to figure out where the hell...
01:31:45
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I was going to say, well, while you're looking that up, Michael, ah the first time you went on stage, because, you know, we've all heard that, oh, you should do stand up, you know, when we were class clowns and stuff like that.
01:31:56
Speaker
Were you like extremely nervous about hearing crickets? I was not nervous. I thought at the time i was such an egotistical dick. I was 100% sure I was going fucking kill my first time out there.
01:32:10
Speaker
They're going to wonder where I've been their whole lives. This is literally me talking myself up on the way there to do my first time. Meanwhile, I've got two of my buddies in the backseat going, and you're going to suck. You're going to eat it. You're going to freeze.
01:32:21
Speaker
You're going eat shit. So they're molesting me murderously. with you're going suck so bad and then I'm just in my head going yeah I can't hear those dummies I'm going to crush that shit and it was a little bit in between started kind of okay and then it just kind of I looked into the lights I remember I'll never forget it it was my first two times on stage in fact this happened to and not once since I looked up into all the lights because I started off at the funny stop in Coyote Falls and I just forgot every fucking thing I was going to say
01:32:56
Speaker
oh That light was like that pen in fucking Men in Black. right that I was like, oh no. right ah I said out loud into the microphone, my very first time on stage is 100% true. If you go to my fucking YouTube channel, you can watch this. My first time on stage is on my YouTube. youtube I'm going to leave it out there.
01:33:15
Speaker
I'm going to put it out where I started. and let everyone I don't remember. Amazing, but I'm telling you right now, to see that stuff that gets performed now compared to that, If you think that's good and it's fun to watch, see me now.
01:33:30
Speaker
Again, there's no ego here. I'm not trying to be a cunt, but I am leg I'm a lot of fun. I'm really good at what I do. One that love doing is one of my things that i love doing is learning about different phil philosophies, the way people think, it et cetera, et cetera.
01:33:48
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In order to be an entertainer, to put yourself out there, person has to have some sort of big ego in order did to do that. Like successfully, I think people may, but at the same time, you don't have to pick everywhere you go.
01:34:03
Speaker
No, no, no. I mean, I think, I mean, just like anything, there's, there's, there's a modesty level too. I think there's, um, Like, people sit there and say, oh, you shouldn't have an ego. Big egos are bad or blah, blah, blah.
01:34:15
Speaker
I think there's a time and a place for a big ego. And if you're an entertainer entertainer and you're on stage as a comedian, like, your ego, you need that ego. You need that elevated ego. That is your stage.
01:34:26
Speaker
When I'm on stage, I'm at home. And that is an obvious thing. It's just there's no discomfort whatsoever. Exactly. I'm pacing before a show. It's simply because...
01:34:40
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I am ready to go and do what I do. I'm not. bla showing me i like i know I'm share real quick. i'm a sure It's only it's probably a couple seconds only a couple seconds. a couple seconds.
01:34:53
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Honestly, I can't remember what it is. Let's check it out
01:34:59
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We can't hear it, buddy.
01:35:04
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You might have to drop down and bring it back and make sure the sound's on. Yeah, I'm trying to pause it. Hold on. Yeah, you can hide that. Yeah, but I could have sworn I clicked the share fucking sound.
01:35:22
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Oh, my God. Yes. Worse than all, this is good stuff. This is what this is this is what we do. This is the man that is live broadcasting.
01:35:34
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You don't get this. true and but if we None of us have formal training. Let them see where you came from. and year and a half. However long it takes. This is all going to be smooth as clockwork and people are going to remember this shit back in the day.
01:35:47
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and just fly like Good is good content. It doesn't matter how pretty it is. Our four year anniversary of the Nonsensical Nonsense show, we played our clips from our first episode and oh my god, it was false.
01:36:03
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Oh. There you go Now i can hear it. Woo! I shared it a different way. Here we go. me Okay. Now I kind of remember this intro where I was going. I do too.
01:36:21
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It's click. Same in the world. save the world um
01:36:40
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Hey hey Charlie man, what's up How you doing? Not much except for the fact that you're not here at work where you're supposed to be the shows started Dude, are you seriously taking bong rips right now when I'm trying to talk to you?
01:37:01
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Bong rips, yeah man Of course, it's Wednesday. Sit around, play video games, and smoke weed all day, man. Why you busting my balls? Wednesday? nob dude.
01:37:14
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It's fucking Thursday. Fucking stoners. Look, get your ass in here before Glick goes fucking full Bigfoot around here, okay? I forgot about that. When tardiness is defined by this network's punctuality.
01:37:32
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We're pretty punctual. Dude, just get your ass here. whole point of that was to make fun of the network. That's your vagina. I'm going to take this last rip, though, while you roll that intro.
01:37:45
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and Slipped a vagina in there. Yeah. yeah Anyway, um I was making a little shit like that. That's all me. That's fun. I remember those.
01:37:55
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That's a lot of fun. It'd take me days to put those together, getting all the sound effects right and all that shit, animation fucked up. and It's fun to do it, though. Once you get it done and you're done the product. you get playing with it,
01:38:10
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Time flies when you start messing with stuff. And all those hours to come out to that, what, three-minute clip. Yep. well Well, one of the first episodes of this show, we watched Furiosa.
01:38:25
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And I think Blaze and I will never watch that movie again because when we were editing it to air it, we watched the same clips like 400 times, just getting cutting it down so because we...
Upcoming Shows and Philosophy of Success
01:38:38
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we At that time, we thought we could show clips of it without getting in trouble, which we were wrong. I remember the discussion. episode Yeah. And it was, all man.
01:38:49
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we We got done. And and I love Anya Taylor Joy. And I was like, I can't watch this movie again. Because I've seen it 400 times. But... The recent kid with the little kid, that was pretty cool.
01:39:03
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Excuse me. Oh, man. Oh. oo ah yeah Sometimes those dabs hit differently. that chris i You got any, okay.
01:39:15
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ah How often do you do standup or where do you do standup at? If anybody wants to come watch you as often as I can, my next local show to Northeast Ohio is going to be April 5th. After that, uh, in May, I have a project. can't really discuss. It's going to take up a lot of my time.
01:39:33
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And, um, Big fingers crossed. one Yeah, NDA. A huge, huge, huge potential opportunity. and I'm just concentrating right now on being the best me I can be and not fucking it up.
01:39:46
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well know Congratulations. I hope whatever that venture is pans out. that Me too. It's not going to take to the air. I'm going to stick around. I don't know what kind of opportunities I get. I'll travel, sure, but I'm always going to come back to my small town.
01:40:03
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I don't want to be that big city guy. I hate living in a city. I agree. I like visiting cities even. It sucks. I live in a city and I hate it. End goal.
01:40:16
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What's your end goal? like Like if you had could have your dream career in comedy, movies, ah SNL, where are you looking? It's to simply success is how you view life.
01:40:30
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Understood. My success will be Making a living, eating every single day, paying every bill, just by enhancing the joy of others. I like it.
01:40:43
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sounds I keep it simple. That's me. That's what I want to do. That's who I want to be. I just want to leave the world a better place, and I found it. It's so easy to be negative. The internet is so negative.
01:40:55
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Let's get heavy, man. And I just wanna put an elimination to all that shit. Like right after COVID. Stop the doom scrolling, man. Right after fucking COVID. Everybody out there is like, oh, COVID this, COVID that, COVID the other thing.
01:41:07
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And then I came out and talked about anything but fucking COVID. We just lived it. Shut the fuck up. Let's get away from it. Hey, we all have the news. Let's talk about something different. have little fucking fun.
01:41:17
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Jesus Christ. You bunch of crybaby sad boys. Yeah, that's what we got. Here's something fresh and new, and it made me smile yesterday when I read it, or the day before.
01:41:29
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They were able to, course, this was, I forgot where this happened, I forgot what university or science lab it was, but they were able to take light photons and make it into a super solid, which I think was pretty cool.
01:41:48
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That's interesting. but Science. But yeah, science science puts a smile on people's people's faces. Because you're right, Michael. I mean, ever since COVID, even though a little bit before then, but ever since that time frame, like the doom scrolling, the online doom gloom is a thing.
01:42:09
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Like the internet used to be fucking happy kittens and e-bombs world, and I don't know what the fuck happened. The girls won cop and it changed everything. Yeah. a That's a classic film.
01:42:21
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Don't have it. It's a movie show. I wanted to bring it out. yeah yeah um But no, you're not wrong. here's um There's too much doom and gloom. I know shit's shit can be shitty, but there's a lot of good fucking happy shit out there. It's never too late to do what you love to do. Figure out what you love to do. This is great advice for anyone of any age.
01:42:41
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In all sincerity. Figure out what you love to do. And then figure out how to get paid for it. How much... It's that simple. Figure out what to do it and then find a way to get paid for it.
Comedic Techniques and Industry Insights
01:42:51
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If you want it, you'll have it.
01:42:53
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and that's not like I like robbing banks. I wonder how much I can get paid to do that. Depends on often you get caught. do Patrick Swayze did really good at it.
01:43:04
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Security advisor. yeah Rob the bank, theoretically.
01:43:10
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That's a thing. I think that's actually a profession in some form or fashion. yeah Anything's a profession. if you know exactly If you are good enough at anything, you can find some way to get paid to do it.
01:43:23
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Well, always attribute it when I'm working on something that if you find something you love to do, you'll never work a day in your life. That's I think. that's why i think Michael, I think you actually said that to me the other day or something similar to that.
01:43:39
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yeah Actually, it was today. Yeah. up with you Because you do it. in bu ums like No, no, no. I'll talk stand up all day and all night. I love it. Why would I not want to talk about and I don't have to just talk about me. And again, I never once said I'm great. I want to make that very clear. I never once did I say i am great at what I do.
01:43:55
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I have a lot of fun at what I do. And people seem to enjoy listening to my stories of how I kind of made a career out of bad decisions. Yeah. Hey, you know, talking about me as long as I do, and it's all, like I said, 96% of it all comes directly from actual, true, real life.
01:44:10
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Very little stuff do I actually write. Like said, the the embellishments and the comedic exaggerations here and there. Right. Story takes a left turn that may or may not have been there. i will not admit to which ones are actual action and which ones are not.
01:44:23
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If you ever get a chance to see me live, you might be lucky enough. i don't do it every time. But I have a story about almost getting arrested at the Canadian border.
01:44:35
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Nice. Give you the left turn. I'm not going to tell the story, I'll give you the left turn. We had a driver and three passengers, four passengers.
01:44:46
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The driver stayed totally sober. And we all... except like, okay, the other four of us, three of us drink. So we got a case of beer and from Toledo to Detroit drank a case of beer.
01:44:58
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And except for the driver, one to two hits of acid for everybody. Except for me, I ate six. There's your left turn.
01:45:08
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Fill in the blanks. We did not get arrested at the border. And there's an entire story around those simple facts. That is, I will admit this one, 100% zero embellishment.
01:45:20
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When I tell that story, it's not one I do too often. It's best a two-man story. My my brother, Jeef, comes up with me sometimes just to do that story because he's not a stand-up stand-up. he He helps me write here and there. He's helped. up By write, I mean, he reminds me, because we grew up together, some dumb shit that I did.
01:45:37
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then it becomes a new stage story. I'd like, oh, God, that actually happened? I didn't dream it. Well, that actually brings me to my question. I was like, oh, yeah, holy shit. He goes, you should tell that story. That's a pretty good one.
01:45:48
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Well, though before you go on stage, do you know what stories going to tell? or do you Yeah, I put out what I do on a set list. So like if I'm going to do a 45 minute to an hour for a headline set, I will always try to set out at least 20 extra minutes, because if you start going into a chunk of material, that's how it goes. It's like a flow.
01:46:07
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It really is just me talking about me for an hour straight. And they're all my stories like they're not embellishments of other people's stories. I don't tell other people's stories. I started when I was 45 years old.
01:46:20
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I was talking about way more things than beating my dick like all the young people coming up that I came up with, all the young people. And that's their life experience so far, beating their dick and chasing poontang. I was telling story stories. There's nothing wrong with that. well You know what? The best comedians, the best comedians. That's media where and I kind of had a quantum leap from jump.
01:46:42
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Because when I'm coming in there, I'm talking about shit. Because I've lived shit. other young people coming up with, you know what I'm saying? They don't have the same experience. They can't do what I do.
01:46:56
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they're Yeah, they don't have the life experience to draw from yet. So I got lucky. well I'm not lucky. But in comedy, I chased comedy when it was time to chase comedy.
01:47:07
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I was willing to put my feet into it, both feet, and really put the work in. And it has paid you know some dividends here and there. had some pretty good opportunities. I've had a lot of fun. I've cut chops with just about anybody that will.
01:47:24
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I don't fear going on stage with anybody, is trying to say. I'll go out and do what I do and be the best me I can be. And that's another thing. like If anyone out there is considering comedy, take small piece of advice all the way to the bank.
01:47:37
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Don't be the next somebody else. Be the very first you. Be as original as you possibly can. know People and their rules to comedy... My rules would be be true to yourself, be undeniably funny, and absolutely 100% all the time be original.
01:47:53
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Don't do other people's material, ever. Be original, be undeniably funny, and just be yourself. Now, if you want to do a persona and do like, you know, Whitney, Dan Whitney.
01:48:05
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That's right. You know Dan Whitney is? No. no the way and i was saying in I was thinking of another comic that I ran into.
01:48:16
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but No, I was no. um A YouTube comic. He does stand-up on the West Coast. us Stoney McBlaze is his stage name.
01:48:27
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Yeah, he's got this whole stoner persona, which but I get. I think it's awesome. He's a modern-day teacher, whatever, and it's fine. In this in this society, it fits. And it makes sense. I can do characters. I just don't do one on stage. I just go up and talk about me.
01:48:44
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Again, I'm immune to embarrassment. I i don't give a shit, man. I learned a long time. Well, not long enough, but I have learned in my whole heart and spirit that I'm just like Miracle Whip.
01:48:57
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A lot of people prefer mayonnaise and that's okay with me. I'm not out there to please everybody, but I will say this on purpose. My material is all of me for a reason. It's vanilla that way.
01:49:10
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You know i mean? I'm not out there making political statements and shit. Who am I? What do care about my political statement? and don't need to split the audience that way. There's enough other people out there talking about their political statements. I'm just gonna shut the fuck up on the matter and let's have a good time tonight.
01:49:24
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Well, mean, comedy, stand-up comedy is just like a lot of other art forms, different genres and media to cover. What was that noise? Sorry, I was distracted by it. I was wondering the same thing, man. so miss fire I was like, what is that noise going on?
01:49:42
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um i Wow. it's I'm just now looking at the time. Yeah, I just noticed that myself. Sorry, everyone. No, you're fine. um I did have another question I wanted to follow up on, but going to wait until we... Actually, I'm going to use that when we sign out.
Transition and Concluding Thoughts
01:49:59
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so I'm going to go ahead and hit a break real quick. We'll come back and we'll We'll start wrapping things up. yeah It's been fun. A little short a little three minute one. Southern Isle Laws.
01:50:12
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Watch you burn.
01:50:39
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The Vegas light, they won't lose their glow. The fam will play. Go on with the show. You're going to get your turn.
01:51:11
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I wasn't there, I didn't see I had friends and your company I could stab my fist, I could flip a switch Make that last bullet burn You terrible bitch, you're gonna get your turn Yeah, you're gonna get your turn So I'm gonna get your turn
01:52:13
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Thank you.
01:53:19
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And welcome back. That was Southern Outlaw Band. Watch you burn. You know what? you know what glick I actually disagree with this.
01:53:30
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Politics are low-hanging fruit for talentless people. I think there are talentless people that use politics as low-hanging fruit topics because they don't know how to talk politics.
01:53:44
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But I don't think politics in itself is low-hanging fruit.
01:53:49
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yeah
01:53:52
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Is Michael with us? Here. Okay. I didn't know if your screen was frozen or not. I was like, man, he is taking a nap. It's pretty hot.
01:54:04
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I'm dropping a message into the live chat here. okay Doing what I can't do. a can of hawkin shirt go Had I known, had it clicked that you had merch, I would have reached out beforehand. got You know what? I don't have an actual link for that stuff.
01:54:21
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It's basically you pay me, if you cash at me with your address for 25 bucks, I'll mail it to you. If i if you're local to me within, you know, hour, hour and a half, we can meet up somewhere for hand delivery. That's 20 bucks.
01:54:36
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But yeah make sure I know where to send your shirts. i I'll shoot you guys each shirt for having me on. And for... Help him put the spotlight in Uncle Daddy's direction. Appreciate that. Yeah, i said Uncle Daddy. I think a good i think a good smart political joke is needed a lot of times.
01:54:53
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Agreed. I make those in person with people that I can, you know, fuck around with.
01:55:01
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Some people can't handle fucking around. Yeah. That's kind of shit I save for my bestest of friends. because other Yeah, the ones you know will get the joke.
01:55:14
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It's all a joke. That's my view on politics. It's all a joke.
01:55:21
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Carlin said it best. It's a great big fucking club, and we ain't invited. Amen to that. hello I am trying to remember. ah think i think too many comedians or too...
01:55:38
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right, let me rephrase that. I don't think this, because I don't mean this in any pejorative or negative way, but I've noticed a lot of comedians. Don't worry about it. light spendable like Like the George Carlin's, they have this this awareness that's outside of, like, everyday thought.
01:55:56
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Yeah. right They're not zombies. They see it for what is Yeah, they're not, yeah. They speak truth to power. They've got a whole different level of insight that's very, very deepful and I think a lot of times goes...
01:56:12
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like I think a lot of times, and you see this in in in like movies that are put out, like there's this great message there. Great production put behind it. There's messages there. You can grasp on it.
01:56:25
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But people ignore the message and they focus on the entertainment value of the the whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think... yeah yeah and i think i think i think I think in ah in a roundabout way, that's worked just in the the micro sense, like the kind of the the comedian industry.
01:56:49
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Like the fact that, hell hell, I think society, I mean, it's kind of hard at this point to even satire society anymore.
01:57:01
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Everything's become a idiocracy. so If we're not there yet, we're we're right around the corner. Yeah, but that's actually a documentary from the future.
01:57:13
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Hector Macho Kool-Aid. Macho Kool-Aid. Rondo, it's what plants need. I'm just saying. man It's what fra what plants crave.
01:57:26
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I like it. I like LaTex. yeah I just watched that movie the other day. i need to show my kids. so funny i look at it It doesn't run out of style. i mean If anything else, it's prophetic.
01:57:42
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For what I would say, it prophetic. That whole thing scene with Cletus and Cletus Jr. Oh my God. but It's one of those things. it's like It's a documentary from the future, I'm calling it.
01:57:56
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Yeah, it's absolutely brilliant. Mike Judge, highly ah highly underrated filmmaker. I agree. office based does all great thing People want to remember Beavis and Butthead and think he's trash.
01:58:08
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but You know what? Put him on the map. Beavis and Butthead. What it really is is the commentary on the so on the Daily Worker. The everyday blue-collar man. That's what SpongeBob is.
01:58:21
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If you look at it at its core, it is so interesting. SpongeBob's the shit. Oh, no I like SpongeBob. they they and The employees of brown entire channel that just plays SpongeBob Clancy Brown that does the voice for Mr. Krabs, the Kurgan, right?
01:58:40
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He's an Ohioan. No shit. one of our One of our proud Ohio boys, that is, Mr. Clancy Brown, the Kurgan himself.
01:58:51
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been done I did not know that. you know I do a lot of Ohio-based trivia just for the fun, because we are in Ohio. Well, yeah, i mean I'm from Ohio. and it's one of Oh, really? like Yeah, um I was born and raised in Mansfield. Oh, my God.
01:59:07
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Dude. That's where we sprinkle meth. I hate that fucking place. That's where you meth. You don't hurt my feelings. There's a reason why I left. That place sucks.
01:59:20
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du One of the last times I was there. Do I have time for a little tell story? Sure. Yeah, go for it, man. is This is something I'll do sometimes on stage, like with other performers I've traveled with shit. We'll do Tales from the Road.
01:59:31
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And this is one of my tales from the road. So I'm going to go do this show for a cat named Mike Meadows, who's a great guy. I'm not trying to disparage him in any way, shape, or form. But there's this other dude along for the ride.
01:59:42
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He's a local guy to Mansfield, just like ah my buddy Mike's in that Mansfield area. And we got these two shows lined up for Friday and Saturday. So I come up Friday. We get a hotel. We're going stay the night. We're going to like make a weekend out of it.
01:59:54
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Thinking these are going good shows. It's Mansfield. You know, this has a lot of promise, a whole new place. And let me tell you what I say about Mansfield. It's a small town feel with big city danger.
02:00:05
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It is a weird fucking place, dude. It's so weird. Go ahead. and You're from there. Let's hear your why it's weird. no and so So what's really really weird is like,
02:00:16
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i I used to work for my uncle and there was there's there's a road where's where there's a plumbing supply company called Pal Supply. And it looks like an alleyway. And then you go into, there's a giant church and then I don't even know what's on the other side of it because I've never been on the other side the church because it's like, you don't go there because you're going to get hurt.
02:00:37
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So I never win. Yeah, yeah they're they're segregated there. They got Little Kentucky. Little Kentucky. I'm telling the truth, right? Really? Little Kentucky is kind of a weird place, dude.
02:00:49
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Like, if you want meth, that's where you go. i' mean I'm in Kentucky. I'm in big Kentucky, so that's probably true. Yeah, but there's more meth in Little Kentucky than all of Kentucky combined.
02:00:59
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I guarantee it. and man so It's a weird joint. ah But yeah, you you're right. It does have that small town fair with large town, date large city danger. Yeah, it cracked me up. So I'm looking at the police block the next day.
02:01:13
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One of these dudes along for the ride doesn't drink anymore. He's like, hey, you're in town. We'll drop your car off to the hotel. Fuck it. We'll drive you around and we'll go bar hopping and stuff. It was Friday. It was after the first show. We want to drum up some but people in seats for the next show for Saturday night.
02:01:27
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So we're out town and this dude, we go to this one spot goes, well, it looks kind of dead right now. We'll come back later. Well, the other person I was with was like, okay, I'm done. Let's just go back to the hotel room. I can't drink anymore. She couldn't hang.
02:01:41
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So had we not gone to the hotel, had alcohol not saved a life that night, we would have been in that same place that we were going to go back to next at the same time a drive-by shooting happened.
02:01:55
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Yeah. Oh, shit. I'm not surprised. Same police, but why I didn't even know about this. The whole boy, the guy that was driving us around was told me about it. again like We were to go there. Then place got shot. It was a good thing we didn't go.
02:02:07
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i mean, literally, it would have been right when we were getting there. And I wanted a party on the back but the back patio area. It looked really nice. And yeah, we we would have potentially got shot there.
02:02:19
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oh you Now, three minutes later in the same police blotter, it's all 100% true. Three minutes later in the same police blotter, a person was shot at at the American Foreign Legion.
02:02:33
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ah noah ah Not VFW. The American Legion. I'm sorry. american yeah american leader The American Legion. And then as one of the people were trying to run away, they got ran over by the perpetrator on the way out the fucking driveway.
02:02:49
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ge Ohio. In three minutes, Vansfield had two shootings on the night we were out on the town. yeah it's like It's like a weird Chicago vibe some nights.
02:03:01
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It's a strange place, man. You can have a good time there. You just got to be cool. If you're not cool, man, it's a fucked up place. there's Mansfield's mansville's logo or slogan is it's a nice place to visit and you wouldn't want to leave there.
02:03:17
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And I'm saying it's wrong. You can't wait to get out of there. It's it's got a weird vibe. it's It's so weird because and like the divide that you see from one street to the next, you know you have that that vibe you see in movies, like you don't cross the tracks. No, you just don't cross that street because one side to the other.
02:03:37
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They literally say once you cross these railroad tracks there, that's the that part of town. yes like Yeah. And I mean, i'm look, I fit everywhere.
02:03:49
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I like everybody to give me a reason not to. I'm not there i'm not here to judge a shit of a person at all. I know who I am. That's all I need to know. right I give everybody nothing but love until they give me a reason not to.
02:04:01
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I wish I could remember the name of the place, man, because you know the town. ah Right across the street. I've been there for 20 years. Oh, okay, okay. So maybe you wouldn't know. But there's this spot, man. I got some i got some stories, but I'd rather tell those ones off the air. and They're a little more a little more off color and a little more really, really real.
02:04:17
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You know, um Saturday nights, we use we typically go for six hours. And Saturday nights, we'll have some good nights where we're just telling drunk stories all night.
02:04:29
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Old stories. Or Blaze will tell me to shut up and because he's drunk and yelling at somebody about something. And I'm like, we've got to end this show. Shut up, Jeff! But it like that's ah that sketch that we showed earlier with the game show, what goes your butt.
02:04:46
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That reminded me of an incident that happened in Northern California when I was stationed there about some guy who got a mango stuck up his Which is why I thought that whole thing was fucking hilarious.
02:04:57
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um Those are kind of you know stories we share on Saturday nights. yeah So if you have stories like that... god doc One in a million, I tell you. you should You should stop by when one Saturday night. We do what we call the Open Door Challenge so anybody can come up.
02:05:15
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Oh, right on. The only thing we ask is that you keep your dick off the screen. I'll do what I can. so What are you going to do? Sometimes the spirit will be talking to me and it just takes me. Hey, I get it.
02:05:27
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i I don't wear pants half the time when I'm on a show. Just don't stand up. I just have to do it. Sometimes I just turn the camera on and I'm streaming from the shower, man. What are you talking about?
02:05:40
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No. that yeah nobody wants to see that buddy No, absolutely not. Too for Timmy to put some clothes on. and and that's why' That's why I said I'm turning the camera off.
02:05:56
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yeah i want to answer i want to I want to answer. I'm going to answer a question from, i think it was Chris Technician from last week. I could be wrong or could it or it could have been from Zanthius. just weird.
02:06:06
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Not seeing him here week. sales i saying yeah we We have our regulars and sometimes where they when they're not popping off and Chad, like, well, i hope I hope they're having a fun night.
02:06:17
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Me too. Jesus Christ, I hope it doesn't suck. Right? I've done the show. Yo, has he done a fucking show? He was fucking sick as a dog and he was laying in the shower and just had his camera It was that night when you guys were at the axe throwing joint.
02:06:37
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ah yeah Oh, that wasn' it that wasn't the same. so that wasn't That wasn't the context I was thinking of. But anyway, last week, I want to get this done, and we're going to through our ending, and then we're getting the fuck out of here, man. Yeah, you can get into the store.
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It's after two hours. i try I'm about to turn into a pumpkin. Sorry. No offense, Michael. No, that's okay. Friday night, it's like two hours. I tend to boring. No, you are absolutely not boring anybody. I'm the boring person, man. Ben Stein.
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ben die but i'm Ben Stein up here. So last week, somebody asked the question, is there going to be Goonies too? And I did a quick little Google search. And this was an article that was released by Vanity Fair on 14th February.
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Here's an excerpt from it. Steven Spielberg. So quote, Steven Spielberg, Christy McCosco, Krieger, and Holly Barrio,
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will produce for Amblin Entertainment alongside Chris Columbus, who wrote the original Goonies script. Lauren Shuler Donner will executive will be the executive producer.
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There's no director attached to the sequel yet, and there are no plot details revealed yet. And that is the most up-to-date Goonies story I have.
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Interesting. i did sink I did see a trailer today for Freakier Friday. which is Lindsay Lohan and Glickswoman. What's her name? ah From Halloween.
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Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, Jamie Lee Curtis. The trailer just popped today ah but for Freakier Friday. I've got to say, it looks like shit. me I'm not going to say it.
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I don't even i don't think I watched the first one. oh Jeff, do you have any closing words for tonight? No, just that we'll see you at the movies.
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Awesome. I'm going to say bring your own fucking popcorn, don want michael I want Michael to close this up. I want to say this. This is from one of your stand-up jokes. so If I say it, I'm hoping you'll understand exactly what what I'm talking about. and I'm just going to hit the end stream right after you say it.
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Please, sir, can you please say the line? This. is sparta
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