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WTF News: Sometimes all you can say is FAFO
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This week's dose of WTF News we have bumper car goes bad, JFK is the truth revealed,guns and dogs don't mix, are you out your mind!?, candidates for parents of the years award and as always The Penis Report and so much more
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Stinking Lincoln. Stinking Lincoln. Smile, young.
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With a smile, weird news wave, come ride the confusion. Reality's glitch beyond delusion.
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It is What The Fuck Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen. We got my man Blaze in the building. Hey, how's it going, everybody? hey man. um'm I'm here, man. I'm here. I feel like i feel like feel like I've been staring at this camera the last three three days in a row.
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Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. ah What Wally? Didn't i see yeahos didn't i just see you,
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um e Yeah, and and you guys know me by now. I'm Glick. If you don't know me and you don't know who Blaze is, well, shame on you. Or shame on us for not trying hard enough. Either way. but we are i'm not gonna I'm not going to shame you for not knowing me. I'm still trying to know me, and it is what it is.
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I'm a new person every day. i will I will shame you people for not acknowledging me as the champ. I'm going to change my name. Starman! No, anyway, so we got this week's news of the strange, dumb,
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crazy all to make you and ourselves say what the ah um Suze, stop it. First and foremost, Blaze, I think we should go ahead and let the proverbial ah elephant out of the out of the bag, elephant in the room. Yes, the elephant needs a dressing.
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A dressing. so I'm just going to look at this naked elephant in the room, so we're going to get it dressed. and ah As of right now, you know, one of the things that we have ah dealt with a lot here on Nonsensical Network, or it be Nonsensical Nonsense, is sometimes faces change, sometimes voices change, sometimes people change, and we have one of those things happening right now.
Network Changes and Co-host Search
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Unfortunately, due to whatever reason that may be, Jeff is no longer currently here. He has left the network. ah And as of right now, I don't foresee him coming back anytime soon.
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um So in the meantime, and even if he does come back, ah we're going to lock him in on Saturdays.
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That way he doesn't have too many responsibilities or Anything like that, he can just kind of come in, pop in turn his camera on, chit-chat, do whatever he wants to do, and doesn't have to worry about having the responsibilities of helping with the show but has actual content or anything like that. So with that being said, Blaze's show, I don't know when or how or what, but he will eventually have a new co-host. What up, motherfucker?
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i have a i have a so I have a special guest co-host this Friday, though. Yeah. um think changes Changes happen, so we'll get through this.
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No shade on Jeff. I'm not going to throw any shade on Jeff. Whether he's got personal things going on in life or whatever, things got a little rocky Saturday night.
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oh And... he opted to leave and in the middle of a show. Uh, he, uh, he's Jarevichied us, if you will.
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In a roundabout way, which is so ironic about that specific episode that night, but I am, I am not willing to, uh, kind of left us all shaking our heads going, what the fuck? But, uh, no.
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Um, if he decides to come back in he'll be back on Saturdays, uh, only for the time being, So that means this show is also going to have some changes, whether um I rock it solo or when Blaze is available. And if he wants to, he's welcome to come up and co-host with me.
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Or I find a replacement altogether. Blaze and I are both kind of in the same situation with our respected shows that have co-hosts on them.
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Which, you know what? Sometimes new blood is not a bad thing.
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You see it with television shows and and and bands and stuff like that all the time. One member is out, a new member comes in and it actually works out for everyone.
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So we'll see what happens.
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Agreed.
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She's taking...
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I was trying to click on Wally's comment.
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We're like the three musketeers now. I'm beginning to think that it's it might be you and I because you know I've chased off a few people. Blaze maybe have chased off one person now. I'm thinking like we might be the problem like Taylor Swift said.
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And Wally's like,
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He's like the new kid. He's like the new employee at work. He really don't know what he's in for, and he's happy, excited to be here. And he's like, yeah, I got a good spirit, and I can't wait to be a part of the team. And he's like, what the fuck did I do to me?
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And now Wally's gone. well Well, Blaze, I guess we got to figure out motorsports and reptiles now, because we're going to be busy around here.
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I get the first word show. You put gas in it and you you turn it on and you press the gas pedal and drive really fast around the track. Really fast. Blaze can do reptiles. Dragons and dinosaurs don't exist.
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They're all figment of your imagination. Yeah, I think my reptile show wouldn't be fun at all. No. Nope. I have a couple reptile stories.
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i don't i don't have i have a couple reptile stories One from a childhood, couple from a childhood, one from when I was in Guam with a monitor lizard. Monitor lizards? They taste pretty good.
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ah Yeah, they I actually have had monitor before. I mean, I got a story of punching an alligator. That's kind of cool. But I guess that's... Yeah, take that dinosaur.
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Fuck around and find out. Yeah. thank yeah um But that also involves me learning that crocodile or alligators can climb. I didn't know that they could climb.
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But, uh, yeah, I know. Right. It's crazy. But nonetheless, we will, we will move on. We will push forward. Uh, you know, we're going to keep trying to do what we do here. we're going to keep trying to, to bring you guys some fun shows and, uh, you know, we got a pretty solid squad here. Uh, shout out to, you know, uh, last Saturday,
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Shout out to Wally and both Blaze. I wasn't there, and Jeff was kind of riding solo, and you guys jumped right on in
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right and filled in. It took two of you to fill one guy's position, but that's ah you know I'm used to it. I'm pretty popular. Then you had Fake Glick there. I've seen Fake Glick.
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um where I'll have a discussion with that guy another time and another place. Not yet. and is on dead That's on deck for today for me for Friday's discussions. One of Friday's discussions.
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There you go. No, I'm still not over the whole Peter Dinklage toxic Avenger thing. I said I've yet to watch that. Just anywho. Did you watch it?
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Did you watch it? is it Started to and I was like, why is he so fucking small? And then I seen all the behind-the-scenes pictures and quote-unquote posters.
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And I was like, God, Jesus Christ. Really? i Nothing against Peter Dinklage. He's an amazing actor. You know, nothing against the guy. But come on, man.
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Why? It's a toxic avenger. He was a big, scary dude. Now you got, like, King of the Oompa Loompas. I'm not... It's like being afraid of Chucky.
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you like Just punt him across the room? Yeah, he just soccer punted his ass across the room, put a laundry basket over top of him. Problem solved.
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Fair enough. Yeah, I don't get can puns it's Everyone needs heroes.
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oh Oh, one of my stories. There's definitely a hero in it. It's going to be awesome. um the Well, Blaze, since... ah What the hell?
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What? You know, since you're so kindly decided to pop in here tonight, why don't I put you on the spot right off the bat?
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What do you have to offer but What the Fuck News gods tonight? What kind of offering do you have for them?
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My TikTok game is all. But, however, however. I watched your TikTok video. I do have a, excuse me, gentlemen. Excuse me, gentlemen. I'm getting over a sinus infection. It's like I got sick, and I got sick right after again.
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And that hasn't happened to me like years. Anyway. Mm-hmm. This comes from Fox 9 KMSP out of Indiana. There's an Indiana cop charged.
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Well, first first of all, let let me let me set up the situation. Apparently, his six-year-old daughter got mad and pouty about not getting the chapstick that she wanted or lip gloss. She wanted to wear her lip gloss. She was told no.
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And she pouted. So her father, now discipline, abuse, I've heard some parents literally on comment section say, this is just regular old discipline.
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Makes me wonder what era of the fucking world they're from. But, uh, all right. So on January 19th, uh, when it was only 18 degrees outside, a witness observed a girl standing outside with a sign and called nine one one.
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This is what the sign said. This is what the six year old, the six year old girl girl was holding the sign. Cause her father or both her parents put her out there for pouting. And it says, i want, this is quote what the sign says.
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I want to stab and kill my brother. I even take an anti-psychotic. If you need to give pity, then give it to the victims, the sign said. What the fuck? is yeah so of course ah course the parents are are being charged for ah negligence and abuse and All that properly well-charged things. So parents out there in the comment sections of these articles about this particular story that says, oh, this is just normal discipline.
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How was she in front of me in a baseball bat? Yeah, does it say how long she was forced to stand out there? um You know what? It could have. i but but but but Yep, she comes out every 30 minutes and goes back inside every 10 minutes.
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Okay, so she... But still, man, still, man, i don't care if it's forcing a 60-year-old to go standing out in freezing temperature because they pouted over not wearing lip gloss, which, by the way, it's winter. If you're if if you're telling your kid not to wear whip glos lip gloss during the winter and it's chap licks, you're even worse of a parent.
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Have you had chap lips? I'm sorry, but every I think more and more about this this, this whole situation. I want to punch these parents even more and more. yeah one more i don't agree with the I don't agree with the situation.
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But what I really don't like is the fact that she's six years old and she's already on antipsychotic medicine. I don't even know if that's true.
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But either way, like you're going to put her out there with a sign shaming a mental illness that she has. What about John Smith? John McSmith? ah like You're going to shame a mental illness that she has on top of making her stand out in the freezing cold. Now, fortunately, if there is if there is an upside to this the situation, they're not making her stand out there for like hours at a time. They're like out there for 10 minutes.
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10 minutes not gonna hurt you in the cold and then come back in for a half an hour no nothing but then no no she know she stands out there for 30 minutes and then warms up for 10 oh I thought it was 10 okay yeah you know no no no yeah i don't i don't I don't really yeah I don't like that she's 6 years old and she's already on anti-psychotic medicine if this is true I don't like the mental health shaming thing in this in this whole situation. Here's another another excerpt.
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ah The girl's caseworker said in one incident, her parents made her carry a sign to school that said, quote, I pee on everything and cover it up like a cat, unquote. Her school also reported that she forced to carry a sign at Walmart that read, quote, I lie to hurt other people, unquote.
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And here's the thing. The father is a cop.
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so he guilty and And they pled not guilty. ah the The fact that like as as you read this article and you're like all these different instances where these where these parents are forcing this kid where they're shaming their kid in public, like that's mental that's mental abuse. That's emotional trauma. Yeah.
00:19:55
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yeah it's like yeah and now And now that the freezing incident is what got a charge finally, the fact that he was a cop, all this past shit was being covered up and ignored.
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I'm just, ooh, man. yeah and And this sounds like, and and he sounds like the type of guy who growing up was a bit of a fucking wiener. Maybe he got bullied, maybe he got picked on, and then he got a badge, and now he thinks he's fucking... A lot of cops are like that. A lot of cops are that.
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yeah we there There are a lot of cops that were basically wieners in high school and junior high, and then they grew up and they got a badge, and now they're like, I'm motherfucking Johnny Law. I'm Billy Badass. I'll say and do whatever I want. Nobody can stop me. And it's like, hmm.
00:20:40
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There are hall monitors that got bullied and they're exacting their revenge. Pump the brakes. I'm not condoning bullying. Don't bully anybody. but Kids that have been bullied,
00:20:54
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yeah no counsel don't Don't seek revenge because people in your future that you're getting revenge on, they weren't the people that bullied you most of the time. So just saying.
00:21:06
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ah Yeah, no. Yeah, like don't bully anybody. I say we bring dodgeball back to the schools. Oh, yeah, I agree. i Take away participation trophies.
00:21:21
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I honestly, I think we should just get rid of trophies and medals and all that shit for good. All sports. Fuck it. Let's bring back. Let's bring back good sportsmanship. Let's just play for the sake of playing the game.
00:21:32
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We definitely do got to bring back good sportsmanship. There has been in the last several years, there has been an uptick of coaches, coaches that teach their athletes to be assholes. Like go out to like a football, you go out for the cornflip,
00:21:47
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You dap each other up. You handshake, whatever. And then you have teams that are out there that don't flip the other team off. And you do all that dumb shit. and then you get beat by 50 fucking points. Like, you know, or you see an m MMA, these fighters that you want to taunt in the middle of a fight.
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Jesus. You
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you know, you see you see fighters who want to taunt other fighters right in the middle a fight and then get punched the hell out. ah oh right in the middle of taunting somebody.
00:22:20
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But no, I yeah you know ah don't agree with this form of discipline.
00:22:35
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I don't even think you can call that, I don't think you can even put that in the category of a form of discipline. Yeah, that's says I agree. This is definitely child child abuse. I mean, I grew up i grew up where You know, i a my mom broke wooden broke a wooden spoon on my ass, and I laughed at her.
00:22:54
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And she probably should have found a bigger piece of wood and cracked me upside the head with it, in all honesty. but whos who's who's mom Whose mom from our generation didn't have one of those drawers that had like a and if an infinite amount of wooden spoons?
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Yeah, exactly. Because back in that day, back in like what? the early 90s, late 80s, or i think early 90s, you could walk into a dollar store and buy a pack of wood with 10 wooden spoons for a dollar.
00:23:21
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Oh, man. My mom probably went through a whole tree eventually busting our ass. Oh, yeah. You know, I know times where my sister, well, now my broster, and I were kids, and we'd start to act up in the grocery store, and we'd either get a quick wrap in the mouth or...
00:23:41
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crack on the ass right in the middle of the grocery store. It wasn't like mom was sitting there holding us down on the ground and pounding us in the face or anything like that. It was a real quick right in the mouth.
00:23:53
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Or if she couldn't get your mouth and you were in front of her or walking past her, just right on the ass. Just a good crack. you know just hey It was enough to go, yep, I'm done.
00:24:07
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Whatever I'm doing, I shouldn't be doing it. I'm done. Yeah, of like I give Nikki the old what for these days. Backhand, give her the old what for. He's lying. It's really the other way around.
00:24:18
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Yeah, let's be honest. I'm in an abusive relationship. She beats me.
00:24:26
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She beats you because she loves you. She clearly can't hear me because I'm not getting yelled at right now. Fair. Fair. fair Or she's too wrapped
Parental Involvement in Bullying: Legal Consequences
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up. Well, Blaze, from one extreme parenting to another extreme parenting for you, an Indiana mother who claims she was fed up with her son being bullied his bus ride. It's the same state. It's the same state.
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Is it really? Yeah. nice Oh, wow. Indiana. Indiana. What are you doing? Yeah. An Indiana mother who claims she was fed up with her son being un bullied on his bus rides to school is accused of confronting the boy's alleged tormentor and attacking him with her child, telling the 13-year-old to beat his ass and saying, I'm tired of you bitch-ass kids in response to the ongoing bullying situation and according to police.
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okay There's a part of that's torn on this But we'll get to that in commentary Yeah there there there is a part of me that's like You know It's a very small It's like a corner of a page torn it's sign don't Don't worry guys Don't get Latay Hens 36 is accused of telling a busload of kids um In March After storming on the bus With her son and teenage daughters I'm going to tear this up As she stormed onto the bus.
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Cops said the cell phone footage, which was obtained by the local news affiliate, the Fox News affiliate, features audio and video of the incident that was originally shared to Facebook.
00:26:08
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Hintz allegedly asked the other children, anybody want to get active? like Mama Bear was up there to whoop everybody's ass. I'm going to tear this up. Anybody want to get active? Anybody want to get active? Let's go. um ah it
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An eighth grader who was said to have been involved with the bullying situation is described by police as the person hence allegedly targeted with officials saying he claims to be a victim of verbal attacks and racist comments hurled at him by her son, who claims he didn't respond to being em bullied.
00:26:43
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He had a bunch of back and forth between the blobby-de-blahs, the cell phone, the The cell phone footage shows allegedly shows hints who is charged with felony battery and criminal confinement boarding the bus with her son and daughter. The driver told cops in an interview that they tried to tell her to get off the bus.
00:27:02
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Uh, um, ah that no parents are allowed on the bus, but Hintz ignored the warning and told the driver to go ahead and call the police if they wanted to.
00:27:13
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And then Hintz and her son started fighting the eighth grader after getting on the bus. So her and her son jumped this eight through eighth grader, like grown ass woman and her clearly son that don't know how to defend himself.
00:27:26
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um ah One of the kids can be heard yelling at hints. Hey, don't jump him while the attack was going on. Another one. Why are you jumping him? yeah So her her daughter and her son just jumped this fucking kid. ah anddada During the interviews, hence son who was bullied.
00:27:53
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and that he is making racist comments toward her children related to his Mexican heritage, U.S. immigration, ICE, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. So she is she is she is being formally charged with criminal trespass and intimidation in addition to criminal confinement and battery.
00:28:12
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She is currently awaiting her first court hearing. She fucked up. She fucked up real bad. Mm-hmm. Yeah, i am I get it. like Your kids get bullied and the system don't want to do shit about it. and then you want to It's frustrating as a parent because your kid kid's getting hurt and you're powerless to do anything.
00:28:35
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get it. But still, you can't go beat kids yourself. ah Teach a kid to fight. I hate i hate this. Go sign up for a karate class. go fucking No, not karate, please. go ah Sign up for some kind of defense class, boxing class, something. Teach him how to fight because here's the thing.
00:28:55
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If he can at least fight his own fights, he doesn't have to go out and start them, but he can defend himself. Teach your kids defend themselves. Run 50 courses. and know and and i and I understand even in today's climate, a kid in school who defends himself is also going to get in trouble and it sucks.
00:29:13
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It's stupid. However, ever important if it ever becomes it comes to the court system, as soon as it comes to the court system, if they get involved for any reason, you'll have a better chance than you stepping in and beating kid's ass.
00:29:26
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That's all I'm saying. yeah the ah the and The unfortunate thing and situations like this, when the quote-unquote bullied kid finally stands up for themselves...
00:29:39
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they are the ones that get in trouble and not the bully themselves. Yeah. So it's just like, all right. So, you know, like I've always told my kids. And school administrations play it like, well, you should have caught, well, your kids should have come to us or come to a teacher have said something. And then the parents' response is usually, here's all these times that I have, sir.
00:30:01
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Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I've always told my kids, like, you will never, ever, ever get in trouble from me for protecting yourself or protecting each other. When you have siblings, you know, like I had four sisters growing up and there was times where I got into little scuffles or fisticuffs because of one of my sisters.
00:30:22
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ah But, you know, now on the other side of the coin, if you're the bully or if you are tormenting somebody or you start a fight, that's a different part. That's a whole nother problem and you are going to in trouble for it.
00:30:36
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I don't cash was Cash and a couple of his friends were having a problem with one of the kids in his class this year. And he brought it to my attention. And I said, well, you let your teacher know. Let principal know. Whoever know.
00:30:51
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And they did. and And shout out to their school because the school didn't take care of it. They wound up putting the boys because the one boy that they were having issues with, they were he was actually was a friend of theirs. But they wound up putting them into like a.
00:31:04
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little group session to where they can talk and hash things out the square things away because I told Cash, I said, if he swings on you, crack him in the jaw and I will come in there and I will defend you Tuesday now.
00:31:16
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But until he puts his hands on you, you don't, you don't touch. Um, and you know, and I've told the girls the same thing. Don't start no fights. But if somebody puts their hands on you, crack them, hit them in the throat.
00:31:30
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I don't care. I told Cash a million times. yeah know There ain't no rules in fights. You punch them in the throat, kick them in the dick, and it's game over. I mean, let's be honest.
00:31:41
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The definition of the bully is the one starting the fights. Yeah. and and and and the old saying And the old saying does ring true. You punch a fucking bully in the mouth, they're going to start to reconsider their there their attitude. you know what you know they If they're bullying five or six, you know like every school has that one guy.
00:32:03
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You crack them in the mouth. ah just and now I know so neither of us are experts and or in or know the actual statistics or anything of this sort, but when it comes to the idea of and I'm sure you've heard this, if you if you ignore the bully, they'll just go away. No, they don't. It gets worse.
00:32:24
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no because was i but The reason why the bully is a bully is they're already lazy in their thinking and they want life easy and it's easy for them to go after the person that's just going to sit there and take it.
00:32:35
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Yeah. Yo, what Madra? What am I missing? Joining peers kicks in the balls. I love this tree. Welcome to the nonsensical network, work my friend. Yeah, cyber, cyber ball. Yeah, no, that's the thing. I mean, yeah, it's it's easy to pick on somebody who's not going to do anything. and That's why I said every school, you know, you see it in the movies. You got the one guy who picks on everybody until somebody sticks up, stands up.
00:33:04
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I mean, wally and i had Wally and I had a guy like that when we were in school together, and I took on him and two of his buddies one day in the hallway, and they stopped fucking with people real quick and in a hurry, and I was the new guy at the time.
00:33:16
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You know, like... hit Cypher kick him in the balls. Yeah, Cypher kicks. I mean, if you know some of those, like, awesome hacking and virus skills and all that shit, you know, yeah.
00:33:29
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That's like that one cat. There's this one dude, and I know this isn't cyber bullying. It's more like the old people, the people, not the old people, the people who scam the old people, like call them on the phone or on the computer.
00:33:42
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there's this There's this guy on YouTube and the name escapes me. But yeah, right. Him and a group of other hackers get together and they and they use their hacker knowledge for good. And they go after these scammers and stuff and it's amazing stuff.
00:33:54
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Anyway. Yeah, they they, you know, it's But, you know, again, this this situation, like, I feel like maybe the mom should not have gotten involved and put hands. 100%, the one hundred percent to mom should not have gotten involved and put hands on the child.
00:34:11
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Now, if you got older sister or older brother, be like, yo, stop fucking with my little brothers. If you don't, I'm going to fuck you up. Okay, that's understandable. i i You know, I... Oh, no, I... am There was an incident when I was a kid. The kid was about, say he was about, know, was about my age, maybe a year younger.
00:34:35
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Definitely older than my brother cause my brother was my younger brother, is my younger brother. And i we were over at some some other kid's house in the driveway. don't remember exactly why we were there.
00:34:46
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Kids were in the neighborhood. We were fucking playing. yeah And my brother had like a bag of potato chips. And this kid walked over and yanked it out of his fucking hand. And my brother went to go grab it and the dude just slapped him.
00:34:58
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And I just like, I went, I just, I jumped on the kid started punching him. Just out of the fact that I was defending my brother. And in that situation, because it was all just kids around the same age, that to me is like, that no big deal. that's That to me is better than parents getting involved.
00:35:16
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Yeah, exactly. Or even the law getting involved. Yeah, i got I got involved in shit because of my sisters. I mean, it is what it is. You're that's you a bigger brother or a big sister or whatever. Sometimes you gotta throw hands and bitch slap somebody for getting a little too handsy with your little brother or sister.
00:35:38
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At the end of the day. But let's take our... but let's take our just What's that? I was just going to suggest the same thing.
00:35:55
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yeah i heart du I need a refill. Nice. We're going to take our our first breaky break here. I'm actually scrolling through the music. I don't have a lot of music on here. but ah You know what? I do like this new song.
00:36:10
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newer-ish song. So let's do that. A little Callie in the boot and rallies with Wes. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes with them which some more What the Fuck News. Don't forget to smash that like button, hit that follow button, and turn them bells on.
00:36:26
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That way you get notified when we do what we do. And we'll be right back here in just a few minutes.
00:36:50
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Like the bandit that he was From the very start Yeah, he rode right in And he stole my stone cold heart
00:37:10
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Yeah, he rode right in And he stole my stone cold heart
00:37:21
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Sweet West, what have I done? I think you were the only one And none of those boys gonna candle you No, I don't think they could get me the way you do And it breaks my heart that I never got to say Those words to your face Oh, I made a mistake Oh, I made a mistake
00:37:57
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We almost made it out, honey we almost made it out Well you took the bullet in the fall for it all, with no doubt If only I could've called it off that night I can't stop thinking you'd still be by my side My sweet partner and cry
00:38:33
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But them boys came knocking and busted down the door
00:38:43
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Your whole body sweet
00:39:08
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And we know I don't think that you gave me the way, yeah And oh, I'd give up one last ride Even after all these years You've never left mind, no, you've never left my mind No, you've never left my mind, no, you've never left my mind
00:39:52
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Like the bandit that he was From the very start Yeah, he rode right in And he stole my stone-cold heart
00:40:11
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Yeah, he rode right in And he stole my stone-cold heart
00:40:27
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Buddy, little Callie in the boot at Rally. west ah love her voice. She's got such an awesome voice. Yeah, she she really does. and She's an awesome personality, too. She was former guest of Glick's House of Music, and she was a lot of fun to hang out with. go ahead and check them out on all the social medias. Callie in the boot and Rally.
00:40:52
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Madra. Just say American thing I hear when I join the stream. kick them in the walls and beat their You're not wrong.
00:41:02
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You're not wrong. like it. I was reading that. I came back and I was reading that thread. It's pretty funny. We are the land of fuck around and find out.
00:41:14
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Blaze Dreamer. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There's no... i mean... She's got a lot of qualities I like, but the one thing that's that's that that's that's not there is, or is there, that's the problem is, think she's not available. so I think so Yeah.
00:41:35
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I'm not sure. I don't ask those kinds of questions of my guests. I don't ask those questions of my guests. i mean and some up so Some of them come right out the gate. Shout out to Jessie Rose.
00:41:46
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We were talking and she was like, I'm single as hell over here no
00:41:55
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here. I don't ask those questions. I don't care what their relationship status is, male or female. I'm not, we're not there to talk about that. i'm your I'm just taking the guess, but no, she's, she is a sweet person. Great voice. Awesome. Awesome. I mean,
00:42:12
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i I just have an affinity and appreciation for fellow stoners and travelers in this world. no Yeah, she's definitely a traveler. She is a fellow traveler, man. She is. Welcome back to What the Fuck News.
00:42:27
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Got a new face in the building tonight. got my man Blaze here hanging out with me. And you guys know me. I'm Glick. We're going get back into some more ball kicking and ass whooping.
00:42:37
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if Oh, this next story that I have. yeah i This next story that I have steps up the violence. it doesn't It goes out of the realm of ball kicking and slapping and punching.
00:42:48
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This comes out of actually closer to home to me. This is out of Louisville, Kentucky.
Road Rage Incident in Kentucky
00:42:54
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This is a 41-year-old man that was charged with a road rage incident. he got this um and yeah have you ever This is on the I-64.
00:43:05
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that That interstate gets pretty fucking busy, and I've been on it. hate it. I hate it. here you can go into the space school um I am. Okay. So I'm THC.
00:43:17
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Not nicotine, but I do appreciate you. I did. I have done snooze before. I did try to get to work recently. So thank you. Appreciate do it back in the day. So apparently it's 41 year old man got in a,
00:43:38
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you know how you're driving down the road and you think somebody cuts you off. You're like, oh I'm going go cut them off. So you get over the lane and you go around them. They'll do it to you.
00:43:49
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It was a sort of a situation like that. But this 41-year-old man took it to the extreme and got into, ah let's start ramming vehicles. It almost flipped this over.
00:44:02
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And in this van was a gentleman driving with three young women in it. a Yeah. So after he had almost flipped the van over once, the 40-year-old man was, by this time, they were pretty much stopped.
00:44:18
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Because the 40-year-old one man in his van, or in his truck, was the guy in the van as he was pulling his gun out. The 41-year-old road rage guy was going back down to shift his vehicle to charge at him again.
00:44:37
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Anyway, the guy in the van laid down and emptied his clit, basically. And yeah ended up students getting him in the abdomen. The guy got shot, taking him the hospital. Talk about fuck around and find out.
00:44:50
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Fuck around and find out, my friend. Fuck around and find out 100%. As I said, welcome to America. We are the land of fuck around and find out. Yes. Again, i mean, I'm not a violent person. I'm not even a person that thinks we need to walk around with with a gun on our fucking side all the time. But there are stories I hear that makes me makes me think otherwise.
00:45:18
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know Yeah, i you know i'm not
00:45:23
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I'm not lying. or i do and you know I do carry my gun on me. Not that I'm flashing in around or anything else. It's 100% for protection. That's that You know, the old saying, I'd rather it and never need it than not need it.
00:45:42
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you know, especially in the world we live in today. Actually, there's a lot of, you know, and and and and the guy in the minivan, props to him. I think he was 100% justified in what he did.
00:45:54
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Oh, yeah, absolutely. When the cops showed up, the the victim, i mean every i mean, there was witnesses, too. of course, the cops got all the stories, did their investigation. Absolutely, the people in the van, the three young women the gentleman who shot the aggressor, yeah, they're safe, they're sound, they're good, no charges, obviously. Mm-hmm.
00:46:19
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Yeah, um everything worked out. And this is this is crazy because this is Louisville Metro Police Department. me If you know any backstories about them, they're not the best. So it is fortunate that when they did go out there, everything was done correctly on the law enforcement side. yeah And the appropriate people were charged.
00:46:35
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lu Yeah, 100%. Yeah, the ah gentleman's name is this ah this article that I am. You know what I meant to do? going have to. ah meant to I meant to start making sure I've clicked all these ah links and posting them in the description. Something need to get in the habit of. Anyway, oh yeah this is all WVIH.com, Kentucky Anna Webb's channel. Louisville Man faces after faces charges after road rage. no That's actually a really good idea for the show.
00:47:08
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Have you ever, i think i think it is, have you ever experienced road rage? Either a victim of or perpetrator of? yes and Yes and no.
00:47:20
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Well, i mean I told a story last year about coming home from work and traffic in front of me. Everybody locked up their brakes. So, I mean, obviously, i had to lock up my brakes, and this fucking jackass beside me, are behind me, wasn't paying attention and and almost re-ended me and then got mad at me.
00:47:38
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And, like, yeah as soon as there was a brake and traffic flew up around me, flipped me off, and I'm like, he's getting in front of me, and he's throwing his middle finger. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong? And then he gets in the lane and slows down, and I pass him, and I'm just like,
00:47:53
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Fuck you, pal. I'm doing normal speed, you know. And then he ah speeds up and gets beside me, and he's motherfucking me and everything else. And just kind of looked over, whatever. And he fucking whipped something. Like, he reached down. when he reached down, instinctually, reached.
00:48:15
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I didn't have it with me. But I reached as well. but what he did is he grabbed something, and I don't know what it was, and whipped it out, like he whipped it out of his passenger side window, and it hit the side of my car.
00:48:28
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Now, my first instinct was, as he went past me, was to pit maneuver him and watch him spin out and slam the wall. But I also realized we're on the freeway, and I'm not going put a lot of other people endang Very smart. i and and and And to continue with the escalation with fighting with this asshole running back down and throwing something at him, again, put everybody else on the freeway at risk. So it was one of those things where a lot of times when I see stupid people on the road and they're riding my ass or they're cutting it out of traffic, I wish I had Professor X's power of telekinesis where I could just go and flip them off into the woods somewhere
00:49:09
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poppa mandelo wall you know one zero Or, well, for the gentleman the last couple articles, the Thanos snap. the Bye, bitch.
00:49:24
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yes they oh Yeah. So I try not to, because I think this is the problem with road rage. When people reach that level, they don't realize that there are a lot of other people on the road. And I, and I worked in Columbus, which is a major metropolis here in Ohio.
00:49:43
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And our freeways are a lot of them are four to five lanes, maybe six lanes. Why? yeah So that's six lanes of traffic that you could potentially cause a problem and then hurt other people who had nothing to do with it. So a lot of times just in my head, I'm,
00:50:05
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pe right into that tree, peing right into that pool, you know, which and I could, yeah so but I tried, but no, yeah. but Like I said, instinctually when he pulled up beside me and I seen him reach down, I reached down too, but like I didn't have my, my pew pew on me at the time, but had i who would have, who knows what would have happened?
00:50:28
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Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:32
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But ah no, it has just because, like I said, it it was starting to reach a point of escalation and when he threw whatever it was that he threw it in my car. and And it barely missed my window. it hit It hit my, the the frame right under my my driver's side window.
00:50:48
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So it was like, all right, this is this is starting to get a little bit out of hand over something. And it wasn't even like something that I had any control. yeah maybe you shouldn't have been riding my ass. You know? Yeah, it's unfortunate. road And it's it's gone up, I think, over the years. or as it gotten i don't I don't know if it's gotten better. and And usually the aggressors are the ones who fucked up or in the original.
00:51:19
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Yes. Originally. yeah It's like they have this entitlement. like They own that road and if somebody gets in front of them, it's like somehow you were cut off in line or yeah or that or somebody in front of you is slowing you down give because you need to get to your destination.
00:51:40
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and In the back of your mind, you're like, they're slowing me down. but In all reality, they're just not on your schedule. You should have left earlier something else. but yeah They just get mad over something that's either not in their control, ah they're projecting something, or the problem is just made up in their head just so they can have something to get mad about.
00:52:02
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Yeah. but to yeah I'm not saying people don't actually cut people off. I'm not saying like there isn't legitimate reasons somebody would get mad. There are. But, I mean, we all got to share these roads.
00:52:17
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They're not one person's... Yeah, sounds familiar. I have, okay, i've been I've been on the side, I've been on each side, both the victim of and perpetrator of.
00:52:31
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i The worst as a victim is I've had a gun pulled on me. The worst as a perpetrator is um
00:52:43
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i i follow real close and I did break check him when I got in front of him. It was probably the worst. Was that smart of me? No. I was a total dick. My headspace wasn't in the right place in my life at that time.
00:52:56
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I admit I was wrong. but I learned from it. Nobody got hurt. and Nowadays, it's usually I'm the victim. That's mostly because I don't back down. like i've had and I've been threatened a couple times to be shot where I live and and and it've actually had a gun pulled on me where I live because somebody thought that they had the right way when in all actuality I had the right way or one of them was actually like more of a parking lot rage.
00:53:26
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The lady thought that her leaving the drive through, she had the right way, even though I was on the crosswalk going through the parking lot. And I think, I think you heard this story. had this i remember Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. So, so she wanted to make a, a veil threat to shoot me. So yeah, it's, well, I guess, like I mean, I guess sometimes I might be the perpetrator because,
00:53:51
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Like, there's been times where I've been in the left lane and somebody's riding my ass, and I won't move over because I'm also going 10 miles over the speed limit. everyone and then And then they jump over in the left lane. And I know as long as I keep my rate of speed up, the the traffic that they're coming into, they're not going to be able to get back over. And they're going to get stuck back there. And then they're going to fall behind a whole bunch of other cars anyways, just to get back over in the left-hand lane. So I'll be like, nope.
00:54:21
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na addicted mother um yeah I'm going to win the race. That's the other thing. Like, apparently I didn't get the memo that there's a race every single day on the freeways. And I didn't either. And i you know what's really fucked up You know, it's really fucked up. Let's say, let's say in the back of your mind, you understand that when you hit the road, nobody's on your schedule.
00:54:47
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It is not a race. It is up to you to get yourself to work or wherever your destination is on time or punctuality, whatever. However, let's you're running late and your stomach's empty and you're tired and you're on the road and in there's traffic and other people around you, they're being in jackasses.
00:55:08
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Now you're getting aggravated because it's well it's easy. You're fucking angry at this point. Yeah. And then inhale and now youre now there their vibe is now fucking up your vibe.
00:55:20
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And now you're in on it. It's a crazy, crazy cycle. So it's ah make sure you get to sleep. Make sure you eat before you leave the house. It is a vicious cycle, yes. ah No, you know, and the funny thing is, is the ones that are riding your ass all the way down the freeway, and then they finally jump over and they floor it to get around you. They have to do 100 miles an hour to get around you and then jump right back in the left lane.
00:55:44
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Then they wind up getting off the same exact exit as you do. And you guys get stuck at that traffic light right at the end of the exit, right beside each other. or you're just it So you did all that extracurricular activity to get to where you needed to get to, just to end up so end and end up in the same exact spot as me at the same exact fucking time.
00:56:06
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yeah you know like I see that so much. Somebody's like trying to ride my ass. They finally get that chance to get around. They're blown past me. Oops. Stop. Stop light.
00:56:17
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Yeah. you Stop light. Especially when I would be coming home. and Because the exit I get off of when I would come home to come down and around the back way to my house, or come down around to my house, as soon as you get off the exit, there's there's ah there's a traffic light at that exit.
00:56:35
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And it never failed. Motherfuckers ride my ass all the way down the road, get in front of me, do a bunch of swerving around 100 miles an hour, and then we come off the exit, and they're literally right in front of me turning left, and I'm right behind them turning left, and I'm like, good job, you won. you know, like...
00:56:53
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You won this round, I guess, at the end of the day. but I don't know, man. People are fucking ignorant. ignorant and and and and yeah Shout out to the dude in the van. you know Thankfully, he was able to protect not only himself, but the young ladies in the van with him. and There's an old saying, you play stupid games, win stupid prizes. and a Homeboy that was in the truck won a nice little stupid prize of a lot of medical bills, a lot of insurance bills,
00:57:23
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because of causing damage to that person's vehicle. He's probably cool he's i going to see prison. I mean, and that's like attempted vehicular manslaughter. Yeah, he's going to go to jail. You're ramming somebody on the fucking... Yeah, that's...
00:57:36
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that's that's That's like, that's a weapon, man. yeah you You're definitely going to get some kind of jail time, if not prison. And then you're going to have all of those court fees and costs and fines and everything. So you you just got to, because you were in a hurry and you were in a bad mood, you have now just escalated things to the point where you're buried yourself into debt up to your asshole. And you got a couple brand new scars for it too, because you got pumped full of lead.
00:58:09
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You know? So, um
00:58:14
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congratulations to you, my my fine feather my fine featherther friend ah Let's see. thinking to try to stay on track track here.
00:58:29
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Maybe take a little break. Oh, we got
00:58:34
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short song wise. What were you going to say, Blaise? Oh, nothing. ahistic I sighed for a moment. well you know what this is You know what? this is is I like this this. I haven't heard this one in a while. this is ah We're going to take a real quick break.
00:58:57
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I'm going come back with a little bit more humorous story. I'm going to get your point of view on um If this gentleman in this story was in the right or the wrong, I think.
00:59:13
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Well, I'll tell you what I think when we come back. got a little ah Bobby Scott with Motel and Cop Cars. This is an original by him, and it is a fantastic song that he did live right here on this network on Glick's House of Music.
00:59:33
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Motel and Cop Cars. Good to hear this one.
00:59:46
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She's too young and he's too old. Heaven, heaven, so she's told.
00:59:58
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She don't know nothing, he knows it all. Thirteen minutes in a bathroom stall. It's all need for love. All need for love.
01:00:10
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And he said, I don't want him around no more.
01:00:16
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Mama said don't you push her out that door She's too young and he's too old Heaven help her so she's tall
01:00:33
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Well, she asked when she aroused Daddy knows she isn't right She's twelve weeks long That little girl is gone.
01:00:45
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Daddy said, don't want them around no more.
01:00:50
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Mama said, don't you push her out that door. She's too young and he's too old. She's so she's told.
01:01:08
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Tuesday night got in a fight. She tore off into the drought. Nowhere to go. Speeding down that road.
01:01:20
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One phone call from a bus staying hand.
01:01:25
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It wasn't the baby but the voice of another man. And all of their dreams are coming true.
01:01:37
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So daddy do what daddy said he do.
01:01:43
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She's too young and he's too old. That pistol steel feels that's cold.
01:01:52
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And in a motel room just down the hall.
01:02:01
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And if you were there, you could hear that hammer fall.
01:02:06
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When he walked out underneath all them stalls It wasn't motel and cop car It wasn't a motel and cop car She's too old and he's too old She's a nerd and now so he's tall
01:02:35
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That one come out a little bit better
01:02:40
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scott You can find him at Bobby Scott Music on all the socials. and Check him out. Show him some love. That's his original song, Motel and Cop Cars. I love that fucking song. and i You know what I'm going to do for future reference? Actually, let double. Yeah.
01:02:57
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For future references, I actually have a cleaned up version of that where it's a full screen. going to delete that version of here because I saw another version down there. So there we go.
01:03:07
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But nonetheless
01:03:12
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um nonetheless, check him out, show him some love. He actually might be seeing him pop back up on Glicks House of Music here before long. ah Really cool dude. And one of the first guys who came on the show, because another thing I do is I don't ask people to perform live on the show.
01:03:28
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And he was like in the backstage area. We were talking. I told I said, you know, I usually take a break and blah, blah, blah. Play one of your songs. He's like, well, would it be cool if I did them live? And I'm like, well, am I to fucking say no, bro? but So i think he did he did two or three songs live. And then there was a cover that he did of a song that I really like.
01:03:51
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And the very next day, he redid the cover to make it better and have better sound and everything. Because I asked, because I told him how much I enjoyed his cover of it. So really good dude. Definitely enjoyed hanging out with him. Check out his music, man. He's starting to do starting to do some pretty big things.
01:04:09
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So definitely excited for him.
01:04:13
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Nonetheless. But anyways, welcome back to What the Fuck News. He's Blaze. I'm Glick. We got them stories to make you say what the fuck. Here on What the Fuck Wednesday. Make that. Make that jaw hit that ground. Like, what? then jaw hit i must come a little bit different. More news stories. yeah News stories that were like, fuck around and find out, man. Motherfucker. Fuck around and find out.
01:04:40
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Now, I like this one. This one is, ah it made me say what the fuck for a different reason. Because it was more of the, wow, the sense of entitlement.
01:04:52
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And The audacity of you. ah But a man says he refused he's refusing to leave his home at female roommate's request so her and her friends wouldn't be uncomfortable during ah sleeper.
Roommate Entitlement and Shared Spaces
01:05:13
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Yeah. The man said he is choosing not to leave the residence during the party. Because it is quite big. Sounds like they got a pretty big house.
01:05:27
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A man is standing in his ground after his female roommate asked him to leave their house for the night when she has her friends over for a birthday slumber party. In a post on the Am I the Asshole forum on Reddit, the 21-year-old wrote that lives in a shared house with two straightak but two straight couples, totaling three men and two women, including me, who are all around college age.
01:05:51
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and being telling now what are his One of his roommates is planning to host 20th birthday party with around 20 people. invited the man said i really have no problem with this and some of my other roommates have also hosted parties in the past and we've all had a good time like hey you guys are roommates you like each other you get along with each other yeah yeah you obviously you enjoy each other's company uh you're not killing each other well i uh wow um
01:06:24
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Kick her the fuck out of your residence. Get rid of her. Find somebody else to rent to. Because because here's the thing. Apparently, she trusts you enough to give you her money.
01:06:36
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What? what I'm sorry. i just i find I find... Okay. This is one of those instances where the idea of all men are bad... It's a horrible, horrible paradox.
01:06:50
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Because here's this guy who owns this this huge house that he rents out. It seems like, am I am i correct so far? yeah you got ris out You got three men and two women that live in the house. So they're there's two couples and then and then him, I guess. Yeah.
01:07:08
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So ah basically, it's his residence. I mean, you can say, hey, bro, I'm be having a party. Could you leave my guests alone, respect, some boundaries?
01:07:20
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Okay, that's that's cool. But to tell him to leave his place where he lives? Nah, shame on you. You get the fuck out. you make that sha on you and you You make plans somewhere else for the party.
01:07:32
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and it's That's uncool because what you're doing is you're making that man You're shaming him for nothing, for other other bad men. You're not trusting him alone. You're friends because the stereotype that men are bad or something like that.
01:07:47
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yeah And that's what it is. And it says here in the in the story that and she's planning to have some of her friends sleep over and that a couple of them, she's looking to have 20 friends over her and God knows how many are going spend the night. But just a couple of them, they they're not comfortable so they're not comfortable sleeping in the same house as men.
01:08:08
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Well, then you don't have to go to the party. Go to the party. on An RSVP or whatever the fuck it's called. Don't go. But don't tell a man don't tell a person. it doesn't mean, right now, what I'm about to say, it doesn't matter what the gender is.
01:08:26
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Don't tell a motherfucker to leave their goddamn fucking house. Yeah. don't but So there's, no's talking in the list there's two men that live in the house and three women. So it sounds like there's two couples. It says two straight couples. So the two men are already in relationships.
01:08:40
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And then this third, it sounds like a movie. It sounds like, it sounds like there's a couple people really throwing like they're the fly in the ointment here.
01:08:51
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You know what mean? Exactly. So you got, you got two couples. ah you know two men and two women, that well they two separate couples, and then you have this third-wheeling bitch, single, probably got her single feminazi friends with her, whatever, and they want these two men to leave the house so they can have a fucking sleeper. Okay, here's an idea.
01:09:11
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You and your friends, why don't you go get a hotel room for the night and have your little fucking slumber party there? You know? Yeah. ah But they yeah they want him to... They want the two men of the house to vacate for the night and sleep somewhere else.
01:09:27
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ah
01:09:30
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Noting that but that the woman will presumably let her boyfriend stay the night, though the man further explained this is over spring break, blah, blah, blah. None no none of this other none of those other bullshit matters. It's the fact of the matter is who the hell do you think you are to tell me but I need to leave my house because yeah you want to have a slumber party and a couple of your friends.
01:09:54
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And it's a big, it sounds like it's a big house. You've got, you've got five people living in a house. Bitch, I can just chill out in the basement. I can chill out in my room. Like, you know, I could door dash shit and and y'all could just bring it up and leave it outside my bedroom door. You're not going to, I'll put my headphones on. yeah I'll play call of duty, you know, like shit. Yeah. Like,
01:10:14
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okay yeah um um I mean, I'll give you the run of the house. You want the pool? You want the cabana? You want all that stuff for your party? Have at it, Hoss? But you ain't kicking me the fuck out. I'm not going to go bother one of my other friends or go pay for a hotel for the night just because you've got 20 friends coming over and two of them don't want to Sorry about their fucking luck. You know what? This is the real world. this isn't This isn't magical fucking fear fairy unicorn land.
01:10:41
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I dig this dude's vibe. Hell el but but Hell yeah. I like him. Man, yeah, I am.
01:10:52
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Fuck, man. No, I'm serious. That's F though. that is so where where all that kicker Where's that at? is that Is that some spring breaking state like Texas or Florida? I don't think it says, to be honest. the I was looking to see.
01:11:07
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it sounds like it's a spring break kind of party event. being planned and which like I get it if you want to have a fucking house bash okay what does it mention the ages the age ranges like how old are these people college age college age this is her 20th birthday so So kick her in the ball. Yes.
01:11:30
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Yes. yeah kicker the ball in the balls gender one the balls Yes. yeah this is one of those instances where that would be proper context it doesn't It doesn't say, but it does say further on in the article.
01:11:46
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Now, the man said he is refusing to comply with his roommate's ass, given the house they all live in is quite big. And the two boys' bedroom, so the two guys that live in the house, their bedrooms are both on the opposite opposite side of the house from hers.
01:12:02
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So, I mean, like, My mind's made up. not Not only am I not going anywhere, me and me and my other home, my bro me from my um across the holly, we're going to team up and we're pranking these bitches the entire weekend.
01:12:16
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We're fucking with them. We're gaslighting them. we're we're We're turning off the lights. We're going to scare the shit out of them. we're We're dressing up like fucking gorillas and going through with fucking fake Uzis and shit, motherfucker.
01:12:27
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Y'all bitches' days are numbered. We're scaring the shit out of you. You're going to wake up drunk and you're fucking pissed and shit because you're so scared. Yeah. Well, the yeah that's the comment the comments section in this Reddit post, they they were like, one one commenter said, my guess is she's planning to let her friends use your room, the man's room,
01:12:48
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One person wrote, adding, I would absolutely be home that day and night. Another one says, yeah, it sounds like she her friends plan on having a great guest house for their spring break party for free. Only problem is the two unreliable men don't leave their own room or leave their own home for no reason. The girls won't have enough free comfy beds to sleep. Someone else theorized, others meanwhile said,
01:13:13
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It should be the other way around. Hold on. Hold on. Did that person blame the men? but That's what they're saying that the girls are saying. the oh Oh, okay. Okay. god Okay. Okay. got joke Yeah. somebody else is okay it Somebody else in the comments said it should be the other way around and that the man should hit it with the Uno reverse card and says and express his discomfort with so many strangers in their home.
01:13:41
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Yeah. yeah know Yeah. Identify as a woman. can't say shit. Yeah, exactly. You're hundred percent right. butcha Yeah, absolutely. Tell them no. And that you're starting and you're starting to not feel comfortable with her in the house because she made you feel less secure.
01:13:57
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One year is your word. Another comment said, I'd tell her to move her party to a hotel because that makes as much sense as kicking residents out. So everybody in the comments are on team dude side.
01:14:08
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you know like and I like the Udo reverse card. I like the Udo reverse card. No, bitch. I feel uncomfortable that you want to have so many strangers in my house.
01:14:20
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some Maybe you should not have a card. like that. I like that reverse card. That's a good tactic. That's a good tactic. I dig it. like the audacity like the like you know I've had a couple instances in my life where I've had roommates And I understand, yes, you know, you discuss things before you have strangers come over or, you know, like I lived with a buddy of mine and he was bringing a chick home from the bar. He would be like, go.
01:14:49
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is it cool if I bring this chick home? and I'm like. I don't give a fuck as long as you keep her locked in your bedroom and she isn't just wandering around my house, wandering around our house aimlessly. Like, don't lock her in the bedroom. You know what I mean? Just don't let her wander the house aimlessly.
01:15:02
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you know yeah Future me, I'm going to remind myself, if yeah if I ever find myself in this situation, there is another win-win solution here. I can use this as a negotiating ah lever.
01:15:15
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um You want me to vacate my house for your weekend party? You're going to to pay me She goes somewhere nice this week. Yeah, you're going to have to go to my hotel room. Yeah. yeah Oh, I'm – A couple nights in Vegas maybe.
01:15:30
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Maybe New Orleans. mean something. You're going to make this worth my – You got to sweeten the block. You got to sweeten the block. I'd be okay with that. Like if she would have came – Hey, having some friends over, if we all chipped in and bought you a plane ticket for Vegas for that weekend, we got your hotel and stuff – Would it be cool if we had the run of the house that weekend?
01:15:52
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Wait, you guys going to pay Vegas? Yeah, yeah. When do I leave? yeah When do I leave? yeah Give me the 40 figures.
01:16:02
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But when you come at a motherfucker as an entitled bitch, you're going to get the middle fingers.
01:16:12
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I didn't mean literally lock her in the bedroom. I meant like, what did you say? Like my buddy would bring a random chick home from the bar and I was like, don't give her free room of the house, lock her in the bedroom. didn't mean like lock her the bedroom. Just don't leave her unattended in the house. You know where? Yeah.
01:16:32
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In other words, don't. She stays in your room. She doesn't get to wander around the house. cause Yeah, yeah like i don't want to know what it be ah yeah. I don't want to be out there playing Call of Duty on the couch of my boxers and so some chick just randomly walking to the living room with one of my Pepsis in her hand. Like, dude, how are you? What the hell are you doing here? Exactly. I'm going to pay for my chips in Vegas.
01:16:54
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Yeah. like yeah like yeah like but In a roommate situation, man, I feel like You've got to have conversations, and both and all parties have to agree. and if it's in it And if you could run it like a democracy, you could vote on it. and ah you know I'm sorry, but I don't know. and that's just that's very That's very selfish and very entitled that you're just going ask me to leave my house so you can have a party because...
01:17:20
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A couple of your friends go, Mitch, who the fuck cares? Stay on that side of the house. I'll stay in my room. I can door dash, and I can tell the door dash guy if my bedroom's on the first floor, yo, come to the side window, and hand it to me. Or she knows that her two gentlemen roommates are so full of the riz that her party is going to be bust because all her friends are to go hang out with them because apparently she sucks.
01:17:48
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Yeah, first gang another reverse The reverse gangbang. 20 girls on one guy.
01:17:56
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but
01:17:59
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later i I mean, you'd have to know my old roommate, but yeah that was a conversation that had.
01:18:08
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You know, and this is this is something. You know, I like this. i this This right here, is is I like this this is this this. It's a phenomenon. I think i want to bring up one Saturday night. maybe on check Maybe if Jeff is ever back, I can bring up the phenomenon that blows mine on that little piece of information. But anyway.
01:18:30
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Locky. So. Locky in your bedroom. i don't This isn't a funny story that I have coming out.
JFK Assassination Documents: Speculation and Reviews
01:18:39
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But it was it's but it's it's a current event. Something that just came out. I'm going to say it's a what the fuck because this story is has been in the social zeitgeist since 1963.
01:18:57
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We all want to know what happened up until the assassination of JFK. Here's the thing. They released... It released 80,000 pages last night.
01:19:13
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The documents totaling some of 80,000 pages had been released before, with sections redacted for national security purposes. The declassified versions that did not appear to contain significant new revelations about the assassination, based on an initial review by CBS News.
01:19:33
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So... It's basically the same stuff that's been released before, just with a little bit more unredacted. um So what new information is coming out of those documents yet? I don't know.
01:19:48
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you know know, last night, I'm not a historian. I'm not a document forensic analysis guy. Will I go probably to a primary source later to follow up? Absolutely. But as of right now, man, um,
01:20:03
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it's some it's It's pretty interesting. i know I know all the conspiracy theories are going it's conspiracy theorists. They're ratcheting down. Dude, they're ratcheting on those tinfoil fucking hats right now and they're getting ready with a fuck a fork and a k knife all ready to fucking munch all that craziness up.
01:20:22
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And I can't wait to sit back and watch it. Yeah, it was kind of like the last time Trump was in office and he released the Aliens are real And here's all the details on Area 51 And all the tin hat wearing guys Like you said they were like Here we go finally You know people will believe me When I tell them that I was abducted And anally probed for days On end by the aliens And it was just like really kind of lackluster At the end of the day like no so so even though Even though this particular News story isn't Oh my god what the fuck
01:21:02
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this is This is a forbading of what the fuck. Yeah, I don't know. i am but I'm curious to, not that I want to read the 80,000 pages. Get our predictions out right now. Let's get our predictions out right now.
01:21:19
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I'm curious to know if there's going to be any big secrets that are revealed in the JFK assassination. Was it? the CIA? Was it Nixon that and and that did it, you know, like, was there a second shooter on the grassy knoll? Like, who you know, what do we, what do we, what, what possible new information is going to come out that, you know, that isn't already, because like you said, it's just going to have a few things redacted.
01:21:46
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It's still going to be the same file, none you know,
01:21:59
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but but
01:22:05
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ah I, you know, I'm going I'm going to predict, i' go I'm going to, I'm going to predict that it's going to be ah huge letdown and and a whole lot of just nothing.
01:22:18
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At the end of the day. have i think it had the same. i think it's look what we're doing over here, but don't pay attention to this. Don't pay attention to this side.
01:22:29
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01:23:04
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I thought you had already had. My bad. No, I will do that tomorrow. I will do that tomorrow. Actually, let me make myself a note so I don't forget. Yeah, I've got no show or anything tomorrow. No.
01:23:18
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Not that I spelled that even remotely or right.
01:23:24
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01:23:37
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but my room was a weird fell ah apparently i Dude, i love I love those literal satire fucking comedy pieces sometimes. um amazing Were you my former roommate, Madre? How do you how do you know this stuff?
01:23:53
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ah
01:23:59
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All right. That's really all I had on that. That wasn't too much. i just yeah I thought it was interesting. It came out last night. um um I'm anticipating a frenzy of ah funny funny um stories and ridiculous conspiracy theories that is going to flood our social medias, I'm sure. So keep your eye billll eye billlls your eyeballs peeled on Facebook and TikTok.
01:24:27
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Definitely. Keep your eye bills. Well, just just just real quick before we before we go to a break, this one is more of a... Ladies and gentlemen, gun safety.
01:24:41
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Gun safety. Know to use your gun. Know how to properly use your gun. Know how to properly store your gun. Ladies, you and I are both dog owners.
Memphis Mishap: Pit Bull Accidentally Fires Gun
01:24:52
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We've got a couple dogs. I imagine i imagine that...
01:24:59
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You good over there? No, no, no. I think I scrolled through this headline. Go ahead. yeah I imagine that you might be the type that allows Molly and Pepper to cuddle in bed with you. I know Suze gets up in bed with Nikki and I, or you know when I was employed, when I'd leave in the morning, she'd jump up in bed with Nikki, and now the opposite. When Nikki goes to work, Suze jumps up in bed and and and cuddles with me.
01:25:27
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Well... A dog called Oreo, turned on his owner, and shot him while he laid in bed. Fucking Oreo.
01:25:39
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What the fuck? Yeah, fucking Oreo. Wait, hold up. so Okay. i know the the the I know the dog just didn't open up the fucking gun case, but hey, bro, I'm a fucking...
01:25:50
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Oh, no, I'm sure that's not what happened. You the wrong motherfucking kibbles for the last motherfucking time. My question is, this gun owner, where in the fuck did where was his gun?
01:26:01
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Why was it unsafe? And who and who thought it was firm enough for this guy to have a gun, apparently? he word is gonna be what am i Apparently walked into the bedroom and said, J.P.K.A., motherfucker. The dog shot his owner as the unsuspecting man lay in bed.
01:26:17
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Memphis man Gerald Kirkwood told police the dog leapt up onto the bed and got his paw stuck in the trigger guard causing the gun to go off.
01:26:32
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Which in other words, the guy's chilling out on his bed and he's just got the gun laying on the on the bed. Just chilling. Like the guns growing. i know I know there are. Amrosexuals out there. That really get pleasure.
01:26:45
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Out of your own But mean. Just like a responsible. Sex toy owner. When you're done. Put it up.
01:26:56
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Yeah. ah Was he spooning the fucking gun? See? That's where my mind went. Yeah, right? Yeah, no, it was just laying on the bed. The dog jumped up there.
01:27:11
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the Paul hit the trigger. yeah thank Thankfully, thankfully, Gerald was only grazed in the thigh. So, you know, no major...
Gun Safety and Irresponsibility
01:27:20
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the There was...
01:27:23
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The local news station, WREG, explained how the man's one-year-old pit bull Oreo had accidentally squeezed the trigger and shot his owner. The woman who was on the bed with Kirkwood, he had a woman in the bed with him and a gun and a dog. There's a lot going on in Memphis.
01:27:41
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Where was this gun stuck at? but yeah Where was this gun being put at and why? Yeah, what were you? Ten bucks, he put it in the hole.
01:27:54
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See, I'm not the only one where my mind is going down this road. The the woman who was in bed with Kirkwood at the time reportedly fled the home and took the gun with her as the wounded man was rushed to the hospital in non-critical condition.
01:28:08
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So the woman later told Memphis Fox 13 that Oreo is a playful dog and he likes to jump around and stuff like that. And the gun just went off. The combination of the gunshot and Oreo jumping on the bed woke the woman up.
01:28:22
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This lady's found a... So they were asleep in bed with a gun in bed, and Oreo's like, cuddle time, bang, shot him in the leg. Game over.
01:28:34
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Jumping on the bed woke the... The combination of the gunshot and Oreo jumping on the bed woke the woman up. the pair the The pair, the humans in the story, vowed to work on maintaining gun safety in their home going forward.
01:28:51
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but Oh, Lord have mercy. How about you practice gun safety prior? Keep the safety on or use a trigger lock, the woman said, after the shooting.
01:29:06
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The police did classify it as an or as an accident, and Oreo is not facing any charges.
01:29:15
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Yeah, here's an idea. Don't have your gun in bed with you. my gun is and My gun is on my nightstand in a holster.
01:29:26
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It is loaded. It is locked and loaded. I am chambered, but it is in a holster beside my bed on my nightstand.
01:29:35
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So, you i mean, you've got to take it out of the holster if you're going to, because I've got a nice holster. So it's not like you just walk up and i You know what I mean? but i do have But I do have the locking mechanism where I can take the magazine out. i know i know i know you asked that question out of jest.
01:29:58
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And I laugh with you. we were talking about America. And you leave it you leave it to some politicians and they will attempt to make that happen. and They will charge that motherfucker.
01:30:10
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Just so irresponsible gun owners don't have to give up their guns. I'm just saying. It sucks. You know what? I'm a firm believer in the 2A and all that. and but way yeah great I agree with you 100%. Some lawmaker will find a way to charge that goddamn dog with attempted manslaughter. Do you give a dog ears or human ears? Oh, man.
01:30:40
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and At times seven, is that what it is? Mm-hmm. So he he said if you sentence the dog to 15 years, they've only got to do like two and a half years or some shit like that, two years and a couple months, know?
01:31:01
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Yeah. Yeah. It would actually be divided in that sense, I guess. Yeah. Yeah.
01:31:09
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Again, gun safety and like Blaze said, And I agree with Blaise 100%. Again, i believe that in 2A and I think that you know our rights to own guns should be upheld and everything else.
01:31:22
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However, some people are not smart enough to have guns. Some people are also not smart enough to reproduce. And that should be something that we should look into too as a society.
01:31:35
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don't want to hear the eugenics talk out of you, sir.
01:31:40
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I'm just saying. We just we just need that we what we need to do is fix the education system. Yeah, well.
01:31:51
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this this let's Let's give people access to better education. I think it's a good thing. As we learned a week or two back, that one chick was full on fucking retarded and graduated with with with honors. you know like How does that happen?
01:32:11
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Don't let the dog interrupt. yeah big with was ah i ah I have, and it's so funny because I've used this and people have laughed in the appropriate context.
01:32:26
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People have laughed in the misappropriate context. Also while accepting the label and running with it. but Hey, by all means, but people in this country that fetishize guns so much, I refer I refer to them as ammo sexuals. They have this gun fetish.
01:32:48
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I refer to them as ammo sexuals. Maybe a little ammo files. Yeah. yeah yeah Look, what you do in the privacy of your bedroom with your lady friend who you have locked in your bedroom per your roommate's request and your gun and your dog is nobody's business but your own.
01:33:07
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But if you're going to do it, practice safe. Be safe. Wear a condom. Wear a condom. Wear a condom. Turn your safety on.
01:33:20
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Don't prematurely blow your load. think that and about narrows. That about rounds up that PSA on that one. I'm sure if he actually put it in.
01:33:33
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he actually put it in Does that like show how small it is? Or do you have like an RPG? Jesus Christ. I'm assuming it wasn't an RPG since it was it was just merely a flesh wound. and he think the thing You think maybe he was sitting there arguing with his woman and saying, no, it's really it is really bigger than that so many inches.
01:33:55
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And I know that because my Glock blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah inch barrel. And when I hold it up next to my dick, my dick is definitely longer. You want to see? Yeah. Some stupid white trash PBR. And he's fucking fornication.
01:34:15
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Yeah. Fuckery, Blaze. We like to call that full-on fuckery. Forna fuckery. Forna fuckery. Forna fuckery. He's like, you tell me which feels better, in this or this? Which is better, the gun or me?
01:34:30
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Which feels bigger? Yeah. empty Oh, Lord have mercy. We are doomed. Russian roulette.
01:34:41
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I went off this ride.
01:34:44
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but My safe word is meatloaf. I'm using that right now. Meatloaf. Meatloaf. Meatloaf. Meat yeah we haven't even started belo dude dude if a chicken lights me in her bedroom and the first thing she pulls out is a gun meatlo Meatloaf. I don't know what's happening here, but Meatloaf. Where the hell is it at?
01:35:14
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There it is. We're going to take our last break of the night.
01:35:22
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in the In the locked bedroom. him Look, I said it was five inches. My Glock is six and mine is almost as long as that.
Women Rock LA Event
01:35:31
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Exactly. Almost. We're going to take one more break ah for the night. Come back.
01:35:39
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We got to the the the penis report. Oh, my gosh. Waiting a long time for that one.
01:35:51
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How long do you like it? It was a bad joke. Bad delivery. Bad audience.
01:36:05
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I don't know. Not the penis. Not the penis. Oh, you're going to like my intro to the yeah penis penis report. Just because... ma i ah just because She was on Tuesday night. They got a big night ahead of them coming up Saturday. If you guys are in the LA area, head on over to Daddy Diamonds. 7 p.m. Saturday night for Women Rock LA. You're going to see some kick-ass groups. Unpolished, Lizzy, Bruvy, Brie, and our girl Jules. Along with that, you're going to see a kinky magician,
01:36:49
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ah a burlesque comedian, some dancers, and some it's just a whole bunch of stuff. Women Rock LA is an event put on by all female musicians and entertainers, bands fronted by females, all rock music.
01:37:11
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It's a hell of a time. And this girl, or this young lady right there, is one of your headliners, Miss Jules in the Howl, with her newest song, Voice Club. and we'll be right back.
01:37:22
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01:37:33
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01:37:44
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01:37:56
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01:41:26
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Go show her some love. She's fucking awesome. She kicks ass. ah I aim to please. I aim to please. Long-awaited anticipation of the weekly penis stories. I hear these are one of the most popular i You know, i it's not something that I that i planned on happening. Not something that I envisioned happening.
01:41:54
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But I did a couple, you know, it's what the fuck news. And there's always stories in the news. Guys putting their penises in places where they shouldn't, putting things inside of their penises where they that they shouldn't.
01:42:07
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uh or doing god knows what or why to their said penises and it just kind of become a thing man and uh so now that's evolved into that last story had that bullet hit in different spot it too could have been a penis story it could have been on the penis report
01:42:29
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so what i started doing with it because again My search history is a little suspect these days because of this penis report.
01:42:41
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um But nonetheless, I found a bunch of lists, man. Shout out to shout that to BuzzFeed. I am a fan of the BuzzFeed website, their columns, their articles, or their lists that they do ah and whatnot. I know we crucified Rolling Stones for their music list that they normally do, but the Rolling Stones magazine don't know shit about music.
01:43:04
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BuzzFeed has done some really good music lists. But they also do all these random ass penis story things. But anyways, this one tonight, and actually, real quick, if I buck the guys in the bed, the guy.
01:43:21
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Bizarre Penis-related Stories: Humorous Anecdotes
01:43:22
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consenting adults of the age of 18, please gather around. ah Uncle Glick just got some... I gotta go, bye.
01:43:33
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Sorry, guys. Gather around. i have I have stories for you. But first... Penis! Yeah! Firmly grasp it in your hand.
01:43:44
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Firmly grasp it. Firmly grasp it! Yeah!
01:44:02
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That firmly grasped it came came from one of the stories in this. And it was it was a story about a lesbian couple who decided to have a threesome with a man.
01:44:14
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And the one lesbian in the relationship was what they call a cold star lesbian. Meaning she has never, ever been with a man. Never seen a man's region.
01:44:26
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Didn't know what to do with and When they started getting down to business, the only thing that popped into her head was SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick saying in an episode, firmly grasping in your hands, to which that's exactly what she did.
01:44:44
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She grabbed a hold of it. And at her and her then girlfriend, now her wife at their wedding, he was the best man in the wedding. So this was not like a one. This was a very good friend of theirs to which he stood up to do his best man speech. And he said, everybody, please grab your champagne glasses and firmly grasp them in your hands. Because as she grasped his penis in this threesome, she blurted out firmly grasping in your hands. so ah
01:45:19
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it's like it's like right It's like running into battle saying Geronimo. Oh, Yeah. i Penis research equals blank.
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It was one time. All right. Never seen a real man. song Yeah. ah I actually want to do that little penis report intro to add the, you know, penis report or penis. Yay. Or something that didn't, you know, that was one of Jeff's actually, it was a good thing. It was one of the positive things that Jeff did. he did a pretty good job.
01:45:49
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Wait, what episode does SpongeBob show? I don't think it's a penis. I don't know. Anywho, so tonight in the and the penis report, know we all have penises here.
01:46:00
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You and I. I'm not speaking for everybody listening, but on the current panel. And um puberty was an awkward stage. yeah Actually, having a penis in general is an awkward stage. It just never goes away.
01:46:15
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Because it has a mind of its own. It just does whatever it wants, whenever it wants. That's so true. That's so true. Oh, man.
01:46:28
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Oh, man. I have leather seats, and I experienced that way a lot. Yeah. ah Well, this came from... of This comes from Cosmopolitan.
01:46:39
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ah No affiliation, but this is... Five guys sharing their embarrassing puberty stories that will make you glad to be a woman is the name of this article. or um If childhood feels like a nonstop pool party, puberty is the dark storm that rolls in out of nowhere, raining down lightning and striking that pool.
01:47:03
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Electrocuting everyone and giving you hair in new places, puberty is a lot of things, but subtle sure isn't one of them. These five guys got really candid about the first time they realized nothing would ever be the same.
01:47:16
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And no matter what your experience was like, you could probably relate on some level. ah
01:47:24
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How do you know? My penis is really my penis identifies as a pee pee.
01:47:33
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I'm just saying, i don't know what blazes over there contemplate, but he's doing something. I see the hamster wheel of turning in your head, please. um
01:47:45
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Now his camera is done. I paused my camera. Oh, was going say, I see the hamster wheels turning. Troy28 writes in and he tells Cosmopolitan, i don't ah I don't exactly remember how old I was, but this was right when I first started getting boners.
01:48:06
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He says, I still get boners a lot, but back then it was like, If I thought I heard someone say the word boo, I got a boner. So there's this girl I have a huge crush on, it and I finally work up the courage to ask her out.
01:48:21
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My penis, of course, is all, ooh, a girl you like, cool, and tries to play Wee Man by showing off. ah ah she She notices it through my JNCO jeans. I already want punch this kid in the face. Hold on. What decade is this fucking story from?
01:48:40
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He was 28, so I'm assuming... Wait, if you're 28 and you're just a donor... Hold up. 28 and still get a donor? twenty and so he would see was it he was no he's now. so...
01:48:54
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twenty eight oh okay okay and me oh actually actually this is a little bit older article so he's in his thirty s okay his thirty s now so that tracks on thejago This is back when he was in school.
01:49:12
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Like I said, these are five these are five guys and sharing their embarrassing puberty story. So this is like when they hit puberty. So anyways, ah he says, you know, his penis tried to play wingman by showing up.
01:49:25
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She noticed it through his JNCO jeans and she laughed. Her friends laughed and people tease me for a little bit about it as if like having a working sex drive and a penis is something crazy that you need to get rid of.
01:49:40
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Don't ever be embarrassed with your sex drive. Don't ever be embarrassed by your boner, bro. Yes. ah Kevin, Kevin writes in and Kevin says, uh,
01:49:54
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I was relatively young and I realized that rubbing my boner up against my bed at night really it felt really, really good. so i would Hold on.
01:50:06
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Is this a J.D. Vance fucking penthouse story? but Maybe is. My name is
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and it's in the story of mike cow
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But his community was awesome. My growth first, so it was like five times. That's nine. Amen. Huh? Huh? Oh, okay. I'll be right back.
01:50:37
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Mickey needs me for one second.
01:50:41
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Poor JD. It's couch jumper.
01:50:47
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Of course, I don't have access to these stories because, well, he's the keeper of the penis stories.
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I
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mean man
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am the keeper of your penis. this is true This is true. Nikki doesn't have a penis. She's referring to my penis. Because the more the more you know.
01:51:15
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The more you know. but more people i don't want anybody to get any weird idea that my fiancé has a penis. She doesn't. It's fine. But it's hurts any Even if she did, you it it'd be okay.
01:51:30
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It would be perfect. Hold on a second now. Anyways, young JD Vance was ah realizing that he enjoyed rubbing his boner against his bed at night.
01:51:42
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And it felt really, really good. So I would do that, he said. And and eventually, one day, I guess it made me orgasm. I didn't understand what happened, and I got kind of freaked out.
01:51:53
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I'd had sex ed, but I didn't put it together, so I just tried to I tried to go to sleep, but I couldn't because I kept compulsively checking on my penis to make sure it was okay. Jesus.
01:52:07
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i have checked. We are engaged. i have checked multiple times. It's going to break while my eyes are closed sleeping. Yeah, it might fall off. but thank you I mean, I could gladly share. i mean, I'll gladly put the put the burden that I have that I carry on my shoulders by having this in my algorithm on somebody else's algorithm. I have no problem with that whatsoever.
01:52:33
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um Adrian says, oh, geez, this is a long one. I don't know if this counts, but when I was younger, I remember thinking boobs were really great.
01:52:46
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I mean, i mean you I'm old. I mean, yeah, I'm almost 15. I still have that same same thought in my head. Yeah, boots are pretty fucking great. They are. Every time I see them, I smile.
01:52:58
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Boobies. yeah they They never make me mad, ever. But but at the time, young Adrian was 12 years old, and he thought that vaginas were gross.
01:53:13
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I mean, understandably, you don't really know what's going on down there at 12 years old. um However, as you get older, you also think vaginas are really great. Well, some guys do.
01:53:26
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Other guys aren't that into them. But who are we to judge? It's a mixed bag. um Yeah. um I feel like, he says, I feel like i need to defend myself, my 12-year-old self here now.
01:53:40
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I just didn't exactly, see exactly what I said. He just didn't exactly understand what the big deal is. And in my defense, I probably didn't have the greatest grip on how sex worked at that point. I also think pubic hair weirded me out at that point.
01:53:57
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Like, as far as I knew, it was just a bunch of pubic hair. Anyways, I remember stumbling into internet porn. Like, that's all of a time. I remember that. I remember suddenly on the internet porn.
01:54:11
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Anyways. Yeah, like, how do you just, you just, hey, hooey, stumble onto internet porn. you Like one does. At the end of the day, you accidentally stumble onto internet porn. And you accidentally watch it for the next 40 years of your life. are kidding?
01:54:34
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When were puberty age, my biggest deal was accidentally literally finding a penthouse forum magazine in the woods. Fucking promise. But now, now like if if you're hit if you're that age, it's like, man, the internet.
01:54:52
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It's scary. your phone. It's on your phone. And everybody's got a smart phone. And it's free. Yeah. Yeah, you don't have to, like, trip over a stick and your face falls into a penthouse magazine. Now it's like the the laptop falls on you and opens up in poor home.
01:55:07
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Yeah, hey exactly. Oh, yeah, what is this? What is this glorious? What is this glorious masterpiece that I have stumbled upon? So... ah but anyway ze says Anyway, I remember stumbling onto internet porn.
01:55:22
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I just want to give a shout out to NetNanny for being really lenient. I guess that's one of those babysitting ah applications you can put on Oh, must not be able to block them all.
01:55:34
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Yeah. I don't know how I found it, but it was some admittedly soft core images But she had a shaved vagin, as the French say. They call a vagin.
01:55:47
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Vagin. Uh-huh. I call a JGA. yeah shit How old is this guy? He's like fucking almost 40, and he's talking like a fucking 40.
01:56:00
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It's just like jump-started puberty for me and everything. It was like, bam, I get it now. Like when you finally start enjoying the taste of beer, I was like, this whole lady thing, I'm into it.
01:56:13
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Fucking praise Jeebus at the end of the day. The whole package. Then my mom walked in and started yelling at me. I must have just zoned out and complete zoned out completely and didn't notice her walking down the hall or opening the door to the computer room. i lost my computer access for a month, so basically I associate my sexual awakening with deep shame. I'm sure that screwed me up somehow in some way.
01:56:40
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He was in all of the naked lady glory and got busted by his mom. Dude's fucked for for life, man. You're a Freudian case of fuckery.
01:56:52
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Nah, you'll be alright, man. I mean, I guess it could go one of two ways. It's a boner killer. Or your mom catching you watching porn is a boner and enhancer. Dare I say, roll tide.
01:57:05
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That reminds me of that funny that joke that Brian shared with us on Snap today. Why is reverse scout cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you don't turn your back never turn your back home, family.
01:57:21
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ah ah i Golden. Golden. Roll Tide, baby. Roll Tide. Tom writes it, and he says, when I first discovered masturbating. man, what a glorious time of my life.
01:57:35
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That's me talking about Tom. I was stuck in my room for weeks, man. It was spring. Man, it was amazing. yeah anyway Man, that was a glorious time. but i When I first discovered masturbation, it it um didn't exactly coincide with my discovery of the internet and all it was capable of. I wound up hoarding a lot of my mom's women's magazines.
01:58:04
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We've all been there. JCPenney. Oh, Sears catalog, man. Sears catalog. Freaking. National Geographic. Full of boobies. National Geographic. Nat Geo.
01:58:14
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Nat Geo. Some of those titties have flies on them, though. So I'm just saying. It made me want to move to Africa and join the tribe. i don't know if that makes me an asshole for saying that right now. I don't know. Either way.
01:58:27
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was desperate as a child. 12 years old, 13-year-olds, it worked. And if you were lucky enough to get your hands on a Vicky Secrets magazine, Secrets out. Those are the gold standard in fucking fucking beat-off form. one under me
01:58:50
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He said, I sort of hid them in my room, not under the mattress or anything as if they were porn, but I'd stash them and as if she'd just be okay with them coin missing.
01:59:00
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I'd be lucky if there was a few bikini pictures or some kind of feature on comfortable bras. Anyway, she eventually found a bunch while cleaning my room and was all, why do you have them, Timmy or Tommy?
01:59:13
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I was looking for these. I tried to convince her that I was into celeb gossip and recipes ah dii stuff and stuff at the time. Just...
01:59:25
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What 13-year-old gives a damn about celeb gossip? Seriously, only read the... I just... I have Playboy for the articles, I promise. Yeah, I know. The article's fantastic, Mom. And that's when that lie... That's when the lie, when that lie was made.
01:59:40
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Because when some dude was trying to explain to his mom why he had a Playboy under his... I just read it for the articles, Mom, I promise. Yeah. Mom, you know how wicked the articles are in your women's magazine?
01:59:54
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Never noticed them. yeah What? There's naked ladies in the Playboy? No. Stop it. You're lying. Let me look. Hold on a second. Let me see. Let me look. help Well, shucks. Look at that, Mom. They really are.
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I'll be a son of a gun.
02:00:20
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Oh, man. But so Tom says, but but looking back, it was so obvious she didn't.
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she She knew she didn't take them back. So shoot she didn't watch her sticky pages magazines. I feel like as a kid, you think the first person to discover masturbation and no one knows you're jerking off.
02:00:44
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But all your parents know. Oh, yeah. Your mom's got her whole freaking underneath her bed. is is Is your dad's freaking craftsman's screwdrivers backwards? I'm just saying. a Just saying. that and Too much?
02:01:02
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No, no, no. Hey, man. Have you ever seen what a power drill could do if you put it backwards in the drill? Take a screwdriver and put it backwards into a drill? Yeah. Yeah.
02:01:16
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You put a little bit of curve in that thing, knocking them walls down, mama.
02:01:22
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during that can matter Yes, sir. And last but not least, old Jared, he writes in and he says, Jared says, okay, so this is the story of my first wild boner.
02:01:38
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What's a wild boner compared to a non-wild boner? Your boner just like detach and go crazy on the classroom or something? um I don't know what a wild boner. I don't know. It just doesn't go up. It goes up and goes. He's like, hey, everybody.
02:01:54
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Everybody look at me. I'm a Mr. Boner. and oh i'm a Mr. Boner. there you go yeah I don't know. There's an editor's note on this, and it says, editor's note, this sounds like it would make for a fascinating nature documentary.
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Boners in the wild.
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Anywho, Jared says, it wasn't my first boner, but it was the first time i had a totally errant one. ah I was given a presentation in science class on, I want to say it was like the water cycle or something like that, but it was basically just reading a paper you wrote out ah wrote at and at the front of the class for some reason.
02:02:45
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My penis was like, oh yeah, evaporation, fuck the world. is You know how he's a liberal? Because he's getting hurdle and off the cock of climate change.
02:02:56
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Anyway, I'm not sure about him. That says what the water cycle basically is. When they talk about climate change, they talk about the water cycle. You had a boner during that. We all make fun of it. There's a joke there, guys.
02:03:09
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There's a political joke. You gotta to peel the onions. You gotta peel the The earth is flat and global warming is real and I'm horny as fuck.
02:03:22
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Yes, maybe. I got it.
02:03:29
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Polar caps are melting, baby. It really makes my nipples hard. Oh, man.
02:03:47
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It's just like that. It's an erection. If dicks could get whiplash, I'd be bringing mine to the chiropractor. God damn. You might be on to something, Blaze.
02:04:03
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a When you say wild wild direction, I mean, that sounds like something hurt. Something's going break. That is an instant boner. That is just bang right now. Salute, sucker. Yeah.
02:04:15
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that is just right now and sal suck ah um so i decided So he says, I decided I needed to hide it. And instead of holding my paper lower, which I thought was obvious, somehow that everyone had somebody somehow everyone would know I had a boner.
02:04:38
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I turn around and I pick up some shock and I just start writing words on the board as an excuse to stay pacing away from the class. I don't know why I didn't do something more constructive like, say,
02:04:50
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map out the water cycle. Instead, I'm just writing words like rain or clouds on the porch. These are really important. Public speaking can be a bitch sometimes, especially when old boners.
02:05:01
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public speaking can be a bitch sometimes express o boards
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and I want you guys to know, I'm 100% living a lot of this story and just adding my own two cents to it, but it's pretty much verbatim.
02:05:24
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On the board, it lot it sort of worked. Everyone probably thought I was an idiot, including the teacher, but at least no one saw my boner.
02:05:37
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He kept that wild boner under control, man. He only knew of his only wild boner. That work ah word garble came out wrong. What? Man.
02:05:49
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take Take the marbles out of your mouth, please. Man, I think my medicine's kicking in. the All I got to say is tread lightly. There are wild boners up foot.
02:06:04
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Yes. And apparently they are really attracted to climate change, so.
02:06:11
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but yeah Did somebody say global warming? That my baby. okay Talk dirty to me, baby.
02:06:24
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the polar caps are melting. Oh, that's such an aphrodisiac. Oh, yeah that's yeah, that's what I like to hear. Keep doing it. I'm almost there.
02:06:38
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and Tell me more about the landfill emissions. yeah The temperatures are rising in Antarctica. Oh, God. While they rise in my pants. Isn't that the only thing rising in BB-8? Yeah.
02:06:59
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Is this the effect penis stories have on people? It really is. It's a bunch of double entendres. Have you not? Apparently, Blaze has never made it long enough for the penis report. Yeah.
02:07:12
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oh oh i have Oh, I have. You can pun a penis story lot. Punning penises. and Punny penis? Punny penises.
02:07:24
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Very punny penises. Ladies and gentlemen, that is that is that is all I have for the penis report. I am all... I'm flaccid.
02:07:37
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You're flaccid? No mobile boners for Glick. No more wild boners. My load has been extinguished.
02:07:49
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I hope I didn't scar Madra too bad. ah and he's That is and the tube sock is wrecked. Game or... I am spent. Was it good for ah pages are sticking and the tube side the pages are sticky and the tube sock is red gamemar you see i have spent was it good for you
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yes I need a cigarette now. What? Madra, I can use some of that now, man.
02:08:28
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Got some yeah some of that snooze. I need some snooze. There's some nicotine in my life. Oh, man. ah Like I said, is...
02:08:42
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but the feni report is yeah I have a love-hate relationship with the penis report.
02:08:54
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Part of it, I enjoy doing it because we do have a lot of fun with it because we are incredibly immature and childish. But there's also a part it that's just like, I am a 43-year-old man telling stories about penises on the internet.
02:09:09
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You know, in in some ways, i don't look at it that way. i mean, yeah, there's definitely an immature factor there. But I'm also a person that thinks that awkward, like we're humans.
02:09:23
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Sex in art and in our and the stuff that we have on our body can cause awkward and funny moments in our life because we're humans. And i think I think normalizing the fact that that's a thing, i think is it's is iss kind of wholesome in itself. I mean, that's all.
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That's all I got to say about that.
02:09:47
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We are... Zanfils, what's going on, brother? How's it going, dude? There's some pick-me-up. Bro, we're twins.
02:10:00
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Hashtag twinning.
02:10:06
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43. No, man. Blaze? ah Man, i don't I don't know if I got anything else. You got anything else you'd like to i'm all storied I'm all storied out. You guys got everything out of me tonight.
02:10:21
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laugh Got some stories. Yeah, I'm good. Got your weekly dose of penises? Yeah, yeah. Got my fuel stories in me?
02:10:33
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Got your weekly dose of fuck around and find out? Oh, that was some good fuck around to find outs, too. That was good fuck around to find out guy. little self-entitlement bitches. Self-entitlement bitches.
02:10:47
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think we Yeah. What comes to them? we even We even learned a valuable lesson in gun safety, ladies and gentlemen.
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Wear a condom.
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but but Yes.
02:11:08
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Nice. Damn, man, you working them late hours, bro. And your day off? Let's fucking do it. Just got off on my day off. That doesn't sound like very fun getting off time.
02:11:19
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Sometimes when you get off, and like it's not the right kind of getting off. I'm just saying. Sometimes you get off and then you spend all night checking to make sure your penis is still there.
02:11:31
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Wild boners. wild but Watch out. Watch out for the wild boners. If you look to the left on our safari, you'll see a pack of wild boners. Mom!
02:11:42
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Take my picture with the boners. Don't pet or feed them, though. good yeah Be careful. The wild boners are known to spit on people.
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Exactly.
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Oh, man. think that's a good place to end i felt he'
02:12:06
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That is the news that makes us say What the flat so fuck We appreciate y'all being here we appreciate y'all listening Make sure you hit that like button Make sure you hit that follow button Make sure you ring my bell Ring Blaze's bell too Blaze's bell needs ring every once in a while too It does, clean that clock Just flick his bell a couple times
02:12:32
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and ki And we'll be back next Wednesday with some more news of the What The Fuck Variety. Tune in tomorrow night. I believe Wally is back with a brand new episode of
02:12:48
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Cold-Blooded Conversations. had to remember what day of the week it was. Cold-Blooded Conversations. Wally's going talking dragons and dinosaurs. 14 days straight. Jesus Christ.
02:12:59
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What are you in the military? the it's race season It's race season. He works for Lucasfilm. Yeah, it's race season, man. oh dude Drink yourself a beer and relax, bro.
02:13:15
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um ah we We appreciate you making time to come see us, brother. We we enjoy seeing you seeing in in the chatter's box. Making our day just a little bit better.
02:13:27
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um Tune in tomorrow, like I said, for cold-blooed stories cold-blooded or cold-blooded conversations. Sorry. Wally's going to be talking about dinosaurs and dragons. He's going to kick my ass of these days. going to be like, they're not dragons and dinosaurs, Glick.
02:13:45
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They're fucking iguanas and snakes. Same fucking thing, bro. Some of them have a dragon in their name. That's close enough, right? yeah Unicorn poops and Bigfoot You mind your tongue when you speak of the Bigfoot I take that shit personally
02:14:04
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Don't be a racist and call us Wookiees like Friday Friday night This guy right here beside me Yeah Friday night is going to be another segment of Lights, Action and Discussion and I have a guest co-host This Friday As Glick mentioned at the beginning at the ah breaking breaking news that Jeff is no longer with the but the network at the moment. So there's been some behind the behind the camera scrambling, but I got an awesome special guest coming.
02:14:39
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co-host with me. We're going to, got some topics we're going to discuss about movies and things that encompass the movie industry. You know, some ah other stuff.
02:14:50
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and Exactly. Other stuff. What's up, Benji? What up, Benji? Yeah, like we said at the beginning of the show, like Blaze just touched on, unfortunately, could be Could be for good, could be short-term based, but for the meantime, Jeff is no longer with us. He's no longer a part of the network, ah which meant the three Musketeers basically being but myself, Blaze, and and Wally, more of myself and Blaze kind of scrambled and
02:15:25
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Put some shit together, and and we're still going to be able to provide you guys with some good content and still be able to do the shows and rock them. Rock and sock them. Rock them, sock them.
02:15:35
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So Blaze will be up with a special surprise guest on Friday. They'll be talking some, I'm assuming. Are you going to talk a movie, or are you just going to talk the movie world in general with your lights, camera, action? Just like we Jeff and I did a lights, camera discussion a couple weeks ago. Or lights, camera discussion.
02:15:54
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Yeah, or just or it's like it's it's just discussion topics ah involving the movie the movie industry in a way that impacts society or maybe in a sort of technological way or philosophical way or way within the law or just you know somehow where Hollywood and the rest of the world kind of collide. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.
02:16:19
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Saturday at noon-ish. Cash and I will be back. ah I'm sure Wally will be up there. You're good, bro. Oh, don't worry about You had nothing to do with it, bro. He is G-Off.
02:16:31
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He's acting like a real G-Off right now. Cash and I will be back Saturday with a brand new Cash's Corner. I'm sure Wally will be coming up there with us. he normally does. talk so We talk a little wrestling.
02:16:44
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We have a good time. Cash being my youngest son. we we have a good time talking all things wrestling, and we're right in the heart of WrestleMania season. So if you're a wrestling fan, you know what we're talking about. It's big deal.
02:16:57
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it's ah It's the big time of the year for wrestling fans and wrestling itself. And then Saturday night. It's a shit show. ah What? shit Saturday night is a shit show, and it's become even more of a shit show because it is a shit show that will be hosted by one person.
02:17:15
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So you fuckers out there in the chatterbox are really going to have to Either engage in the comments or hit that link and come up and hang out with me so I don't have to sit up here all night by myself looking like fucking jerk off. Yeah. I'll probably be here on Saturday for a little bit. I'm sure Blaze will be up.
02:17:33
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I'm sure you'll be up. Oh,
02:17:38
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ah nice. Hell yeah, man. I want to go to one of ah one of the one of the local things. ah but But Saturday night I'll be up and maybe Blaze will be there. Maybe Wally will come up and then you guys as well. ah And then Sunday we're back at it.
02:17:56
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Unnecessary Roughness. It is myself and Rick and we might get a special appearance from our boy Derek Wayne Douglas. He is our third chair on the show.
02:18:08
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He is also our lawyer and he will also be live from Cabo on the beach. As he is on vacation. So he said he's going to try to pop in and say
Upcoming Segments and Audience Engagement
02:18:17
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hello. But we'll be talking all things sports. And then Monday, Wally's back with Speedway Stories. Talking all things motorsports.
02:18:24
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Tuesday, i am back with Glick's House of Music. I'm hoping to line up a guest between now and then. ah If not, we'll all figure something out. And then we'll be right back here again Wednesday.
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Doing what we do every Wednesday night. Got the what the fuck news in the penis report. That means I got to find new penis stories. Time to type in Dear Penis I don't think I like you anymore Was that Richard Carrington?
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Rodney Carrington Rodney Carrington And he says Rodney love Rodney Carrington of rodney cares but and Showing her age.
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Yeah, we are a little bit. I'll tell you what, Rodney Carrington was fucking hilarious, man. Great songs, fun songs. And that RIP to Toby Keith.
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Rodney Carrington and Toby Keith did a really funny movie called beard for my home Beer for My Horses several years ago. oh And that was that was that was a fun movie to see. But nonetheless, anyways.
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Check out the rest of the shows. Check us out. Bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. All of our links are there to all of our social media, including a link to Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner ah on Facebook and Instagram.
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She does all of our swag, all of our merch. So if you guys want to get some little nonsensical shit, you can do that. If you don't want to buy her shit, you can get whatever you want. She can do a little bit of everything.
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Uh, and she's learning all kinds of fun, new tricks and things that she can do every day. Now guys, guys need to send me some pictures so I can get some promo. at Um, yeah. So she's actually going to be doing Wally shirts here before long.
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We've got everything we need for Wally shirts. Um, she's doing my brosters, um, paranormal, uh, the Flix Paranormal Society. They do ghost hunting and stuff like that.
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She's doing their stuff. Yeah, right? They're ghost hunters. ah She does our stuff, and she also does, her son has a company. They do tree removal and tree cleaning and all that stuff. Tree Spire out there in PA.
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She does their stuff for them as well. She's a she's a
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we're We're hoping to start keep you know keeping her pretty busy.
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For just 10 cents a day, you can feed a glick.
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Patreon, dollar a month. Do not play the form of walker. You're lucky I can't sing, and I can't remember the words to it right now. Otherwise, I was good to i was going to start singing the song. No. Yeah.
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yeah um Yeah, Patreon. Check out our Patreon. We don't have anything up there yet, but we are we've we've got ideas. Blaze and I were were idment our idea man men last night. We've got all kinds of fun ideas. for but Money makes it happen.
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Show exclusives. you know Some some some ah shows that will only be on Patreon. Some different things that will only be on Patreon. Plus, you guys...
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Guys, by subscribe to our Patreon and we can add the extra tiers and be pay more. We can get Blaze to move to Ohio and then we can do all kinds of fun stuff because Blaze Wally and I would all be together. We could do skits and all kinds of weird shit together.
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We could. we could do some pretty cool fucking shit, yeah. And as Blaze pointed out, Patreon is our own private channel so we could really get weird when you're... I'm going...
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need a schedule. We need well, we have to do it when we get the members, but we need to do Patreons only stream. Yeah, Patreons only stream, a little Patreon Q&A.
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queen When we have Patreon members. Oh, Patreon only, yeah. Of course. Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves. We we literally just just just published it.
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Just published it last week.
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Rodney tells a story about making that. Look it up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, dude, I've seen it. It's fucking hilarious. Oh, yeah. because he Because during that movie, he he fucked with Toby Keith a lot and did a lot of random ass shit that was not scripted.
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But ah nonetheless, definitely thank you guys for being here. Blaze, appreciate you, brother. Definitely thank you for being here. Thank you for letting pop up.
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Absolutely. Pop up like a wild boner.
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I sure did. true Dude, isn't there a song called Wild Horses or something? I think so. That's what Wild Bill dances to and in Silence of the Lambs.
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Is that Wild Horses? Yeah. Wild Horses. Wild Boners. Wild Boners. little parody. little nonsensical parody. Move aside.
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The Lotto Zone. Yeah. yeah
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Stand aside, Weird Al. The nonsensical boys are here. Anywho, like I said, yeah. Wow, boy.
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Anywho, appreciate y'all list english being in here. Make sure you guys like, share, subscribe. With that being said, please, you got any final words before I hit this goddamn button? be Everybody have a great week. of Halfway through, we're going to hit the weekend and head up on Saturday night.
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Join us Friday, too, and tomorrow. Yeah. yeah Just be here every night of the week. make make this ah Make this, this could be, well, not so much family, but like, if you don't like your family and you want to get away from them, you can go to the garage and watch us.
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Yeah, or if you want, we can help you make fun of your family with you. Yeah, or if you have a shitty roommate and she threw you out because she wanted to have her neo-Nazi, feminazi friends over and they don't like men, you can hang out with us.
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Don't send me her phone number in the private chat and I won't prank call her. Yes. Yeah. Promise. promise With that being said. Promise. I was never into scouts. I don't apply to me.
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With that being said, as always, be good or be good at it, baby. will see you next time.
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