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Ty & Eric crack their books and their smiles as they discuss the creatures on college campuses, getting cavity searched at the dentist, turning your sandwich into a weapon, AI-generated franchise interiors, watching your artist goon on you 6 Inch, and why Subway needs to IPO.
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Transcript
Reflecting on Campus Life
00:00:50
Think Fresh
bread heads, Ty and Eric. I am Ty. He is Eric. We're back in the booth. It's a big booth today. This is a big booth. lot of echo here. Wow. Eric,
00:01:04
Think Fresh
wow wow eric do you want to break ground, break bread on where we are? Breaking bread. um Speaking of breaking bread, we are on campus. know Yeah, it's kind of crazy, Ty.
00:01:16
Think Fresh
Ty just gave me a tour of his former alma mater male my own meat eater that's right um yeah we're at a a school and um I don't know, man. It kind of feels weird to be here as a functioning adult in society.
00:01:33
Think Fresh
I don't know if you could say that, Eric. everyone's Sure, everyone's walking around with a backpack and a big frown on their face, but we're walking around with three MacBooks and a podcasting mic and a big frown on our face. Dude, everyone here, except for the Chinese students, could only dream to afford three MacBooks. That's true. We are actually maybe a mark for a few on-campus thieves right now with this much tech.
00:01:55
Think Fresh
who Yeah, dude. there's ah Somebody over there is struggling. to type on his Microsoft Surface Pro and he needs the upgrade. So yeah, these these people are living off of bagels, Eric, bagels.
00:02:07
Think Fresh
Yeah, you can bite them off because they don't have enough carbs. let's It is funny, we searched this whole campus for a quiet place to record a cheeky little episode.
00:02:20
Think Fresh
And we found none other than an area designated quiet area to yap in. It was the only place without people. So it was perfect. Everyone else wants to yap, I guess. Mm-hmm. Ty shared with me a lot of really cool stories about this place.
00:02:34
Think Fresh
if you know If these walls could talk, I don't need that because Ty can talk and he's chewing my ear off. I have to take a bite of a Subway sandwich. More on that later. know yeah Ty told me there was a bear on campus and not talking about about a big gay guy. I'm talking about an actual black bear.
00:02:53
Think Fresh
It's true. One lonely night, I was walking back from a late night study session and I turned a corner outdoors and came face to face with a black bear in the middle of the campus.
00:03:05
Think Fresh
It ran. i snapped a pic. I ran. i shared the pic online and it made it into the local news, Eric. i i was the and was i wasn't even taking a class on journalism. I just got that dog in me. Yeah, you hear that, students? This is how you fucking end up on the news.
00:03:21
Think Fresh
who Wow. That's exciting, dude. um My school was in the middle of a concrete jungle. So no reports of black bears, but we did have lots of rats.
00:03:32
Think Fresh
That's kind of the same thing. ah Yeah, you were raised by the streets in that regard. That's right. That's right. my My school was famous for the trades, actually, if I think about it. Would you consider this activity a trade?
00:03:44
Think Fresh
We're trading ideas and knowledge. And I think we have a very hard skill, you know, whereas like if you're a software developer, like It's in the name. It's a soft skill.
00:03:55
Think Fresh
Software. That's a good point. Flaccid development. Not us, though. We stay hard on this podcast. Hell yeah. Do you think this school has a podcasting style old room?
00:04:07
Think Fresh
I doubt there's a course on it. Maybe there is. But you think there's like an audio kind of engineering booth? There must be. There's definitely a course because why wouldn't they use ah such a good opportunity to exploit more money out of people?
00:04:20
Think Fresh
Right? Yeah. I just heard someone shush their kid. Meanwhile, we're talking. Don't worry. It's not no longer a quiet area. We've taken over. we If somebody walks by, we will put this on pause or we'll invite them to join us.
00:04:34
Think Fresh
Yeah, if the dean walks by. If the dean, we're in trouble. That's right. Campus security's coming. You hear those keys jiggling. Oh, wow, Eric. So what happened today leading up to this moment? Yeah. I went to the dentist
Dental Adventures
00:04:48
Think Fresh
today. visited Mr. Mouth. Oh.
00:04:52
Think Fresh
That's right. I had to pick up Ty from the dentist appointment, just like a baby mama. Like, hey, can you pick me up later? It is kind of weird that you showed up to retrieve me and not my wife. but It just worked out that way. you know we We coordinated. I would get you on weekdays and she would get you on weekends. That's good. That's good. Not that I'm dependent to many.
00:05:15
Think Fresh
I do depend on you to do this podcast. Without you, it's just my ramblings. And we don't like that. Yeah, no, I don't like that whatsoever. Let's keep going. and Keep it rolling. Okay. um Yeah, dude. So the worst part about the dentist is that they numb up the mouth.
00:05:33
Think Fresh
That's the worst part of it all. Okay. agree. i don't like the rubber, like... fucking trampoline they install. Did you get that today? The contraption? Yeah. No, I give so many like ah I actually had a really unique dental experience today. OK.
00:05:51
Think Fresh
Because I complain so much about how I like gag if they put too much stuff in my mouth. And so they treated me as like a special care patient, meaning I got to like skip a lot of those ah formalities of dental work.
00:06:04
Think Fresh
Right, right. So instead of having the anesthesia directly applied, you kind of... It's a chewable. You put it up the butt or something. There's a hose. If you ever wonder why there's a hose at the dentist, it's for that.
00:06:16
Think Fresh
Yeah. You get also open source so all sorts of different special things. They only put one finger in your mouth at a time. Really? They ask you if you're okay. they They give you a spit bucket. Wow, really? No, I'm making that shit up.
00:06:28
Think Fresh
But um what they did do for me was... Sounds like a wine tasting. A little bit. the and They gave me, very a dental dam. Yeah, that's what it is, right? It's the rubber shit. The rubber shit, yeah. yeah I've never had that before. Really? Yeah.
00:06:42
Think Fresh
For the Brad's listening, you should clarify that. Ty went in for a cavity. oh it's because Do you know why, Eric? I do know why. It's because you're eating yoga mat bread. It's because this yoga mat bread has so much sugar in it.
00:06:52
Think Fresh
yeah Ever since I started this stupid podcast, my teeth are all falling out. Don't blame it on the podcast, dude. There's a reason why we started the podcast. Munch, munch. You're getting real close. no no Eric, the reason I'm eating on Mike is because I'm really hungry and I can finally chew again.
00:07:15
Think Fresh
They said when I left the dentist, you can eat right away if you want, but we don't recommend it because you might chew your face off. whoa I'm like, oh damn, I don't want to look like a meth head. i should probably give it a little bit until the anesthesia wears off. Is that because your cheek is all numb and you won't know if you're chewing on your cheek or hunk BMT?
00:07:35
Think Fresh
of bmt Yeah, totally. you know what You don't want to get any carnivorous instincts to trigger. Whoa, yeah. That's wild. so So your mouth is numb. Did they tell you to stay away from hot liquids, hot sandwiches?
00:07:49
Think Fresh
Very little advice, actually. I just know better after many years of this type of stuff to avoid the hot sandwiches immediately after that crispy bread. It's just going to create nothing but pain. So I'm wondering then, if you can't feel anything in your mouth, can you taste the sandwich?
00:08:03
Think Fresh
Oh, even more than ever before. Oh, The senses are all like really peaked right now. It's a sensory deprivation tank because everything around the tongue is numb, but the tongue itself is like firing on all cylinders. Yeah, do because it's craving that, you know, all it's had is like a hint of mint fluoride in the last two hours.
00:08:20
Think Fresh
So here's the thing. though I'm trying to eat this the sandwich in front of you, but I can't I can't even get the mouth open enough to like really chew it and it kind of hurts. And this isn't fun at all to try to eat this. It's like,
00:08:32
Think Fresh
to The dental industry is better than Ozempic in that regard. Like they know how to keep keep the food away from the mouth. Yeah. I mean, they can just tell you that and you would listen.
00:08:43
Think Fresh
Like don't eat for three days. like Oh, yes, sir. Yeah, just liquid diet. Sure. Me and you, we're rule followers, at least in the health department. When it comes to t like squatting in a quiet area, though.
00:08:57
Think Fresh
break all the rules. Ty saw the quiet area sign and immediately was like, this looks like a great place to pod. Well, it has been really quiet here. I'll give him that. And we have a beautiful view. We're looking at some big windows at a very foggy, rainy, mountainous terrain.
00:09:13
Think Fresh
Quite nice, dude. nice Every single car has one spot between them.
Campus Driving Lessons
00:09:20
Think Fresh
That's awesome. You're right. They're all like perfectly spaced. Mind the gap, hey?
00:09:26
Think Fresh
I used to live on this property. It's an important thing to talk about. Dude, I have so many firsts on this property. Yeah, wow. First everything.
00:09:38
Think Fresh
First subway, right? I even taught my girl how to drive standard in that very parking lot down there. That's awesome. Yeah, right? That's awesome. Yeah, a lot of memories here. Wow. How many of the cars did she side swipe? There's a reason they're all so spaced out. Yeah.
00:09:52
Think Fresh
danger There's a student driver on campus. it's They need like an amber alert for new drivers. Like, I don't know, the red light alert.
00:10:02
Think Fresh
Yeah, true. The yellow it means go in my culture. and I have been in your car so many times. i don't know if you've ever done a complete stop at a stop sign. why would I? I don't know. It's a waste. It's actually better for the environment to blow the stop sign.
00:10:15
Think Fresh
You know, if you are from a small town like me, the police prey on people like you. Oh, yeah. Maybe here they in the city where there's criminal gangs and drug enterprises they they have bigger fish to fry you have to take advantage of your environment i like if you're in a small town that all they're doing is policing the small shit and you move to a city where they never do that why wouldn't you do the small shit and get ahead in life you know i guess so you walk think about how much pay for parking there's so many things you can get away with like at subway today there's two lettuce buckets and i specified which one i wanted i took good advantage of the environment we're gonna into that for sure
00:10:53
Think Fresh
So we what you're saying is that I am wasting my life by driving the speed limit. I wouldn't say that. I mean, we love cars, Ty and I, so don't know if I would say wasting your life, but you could get to your destination quicker and more efficiently.
00:11:10
Think Fresh
And put less wear and tear on your vehicle by blowing every single stop sign. That's true. red light. Yeah, you want to make sure that engine is always revving in third gear. That's right.
00:11:21
Think Fresh
um I ran a red today. You ran a red today?
Subway Sandwich Shenanigans
00:11:25
Think Fresh
Yeah. Like, it turned red. and I just kept going. Dude, this admitted live on air is better than any like traffic cam.
00:11:35
Think Fresh
i did this 25 years ago ties the statute limitations is over yeah that's fair um no it's uh yeah it was a tough one because i stopped at every single red on the way here and i said you know what enough's enough i'm gonna blow through this one and i did it wow that must have felt good i don't know if someone high being to me or if i got a red light camera flashing we'll see in three to five business days Yeah, no I did ah an illegal U-turn and just in an intersection the other day and I also got the paparazzi flash. No way.
00:12:06
Think Fresh
waiting for them to send me a cool check in the mail. They do U-turn photos now? I guess so, hey? That's crazy. It was a pretty wide turn in my defense. Did you have to go into the intersection to do it? Yeah. that why?
00:12:19
Think Fresh
Yeah, I went deep in the intersection. So you probably triggered the red light camera. Dude, looked like a street takeover video for sure. You almost toppled the matrix. be careful we
00:12:34
Think Fresh
Anyways, big news coming out of Washington, D.C. right now. the capital. Oh, I got to tell you about this, Eric. um They finally passed a law on the bread. No, even crazier.
00:12:46
Think Fresh
um shit. um What happened was couple days ago, you know um the president of America has sent like um an army into Washington and they're storming that They're like patrolling the streets. It's a police state now, is what I hear on CNN. They installed some barbed wire at the White House, I heard.
00:13:05
Think Fresh
Yeah, exactly. The New York Times are like losing their mind. Yeah, yeah. and
00:13:13
Think Fresh
Unpause. So what happened, Eric, is um some protesters were kind of beacon off the cops. They're told to leave. One protester, as he's turning to leave, in a moment of anger, turns back and throws his subway sandwich at the police officer, a full foot long.
00:13:29
Think Fresh
Just sends her. um Apparently there's videos online. It just like hits the guy in the chest and falls down. There's no like... Open wrapper? and I think it was sealed. I think he probably used the bag to get a little little spin on that.
00:13:41
Think Fresh
That's just the waist. know. Pretty funny. ah Didn't hurt the guy, clearly. So anyways, then what happens? That's a crazy story to be like, yeah, I'm going to use my sandwiches as a weapon, a projectile to fight off the cops.
00:13:59
Think Fresh
Then yesterday or the day before, the White House official Instagram account posts a video taken at midnight of 13 FBI officers going into a condo, knocking down, breaking in, and arresting the guy that threw the subway sandwich. Yeah, it's the same guy.
00:14:21
Think Fresh
So he threw it at a cop, you said? He threw it at, like, yeah, some sort of agent. Oh, fuck. That's a federal crime. I guess so. Wow. Splat. Splat. yeah dude so and then they're like they're the white house dog gov whatever is celebrating the arrest of this like subway sandwich terrorist they're probably gonna charge him with terrorism whoa who knows i mean anything goes in trump's america dude like you can kind of spin anything and sensationalize it so that it's fact it's like you attacked a government employee you must be a terrorist now yeah if you uh
00:14:55
Think Fresh
Even if you're just trying to offer a little bit of your lunch. do What if he said catch and then the guy didn't hear him? I think, yeah. ah but Your honor. Your honor. I said catch. Usually holds up in court.
00:15:08
Think Fresh
I'll be honest. Damn. That's a good move. Yeah. So I don't know. It's kind of a weird situation, but it's exciting at the same time. It's like, what will happen next in life? We don't ever really know.
00:15:19
Think Fresh
Yeah. We don't know. I don't know. It's pretty special. Wow. So that's why I think for me,
00:15:30
Think Fresh
sandwiches go in your mouth, not in the air. And that's why I'm eating this one right now. That's the right thing to do. Oh, dude. So you're sandwichist, I would say. Sandwiches. That's good, yeah.
00:15:41
Think Fresh
Dude, you were a freaking menace at Subway today. Why? Okay, I get out of the dentist. I walk 20 feet into a Subway and you're just standing there in line. You're like, you you say you're there to pick me up. see I need to pick me up too, dude. It's not a one-way relationship, right? I need to run as well.
00:15:57
Think Fresh
It's just kind of crazy. The the dentist to Subway. Parlay. Oh, fuck. Yeah, so you're in line there and you're like... Dude, what a sad sight though to like...
00:16:10
Think Fresh
walk into a subway and you see me standing there with my MacBook drenched in rain. Soaking wet. Still no still no order placed. No, I'm waiting because I took too long and then she just like walked away and started toasting someone's.
00:16:22
Think Fresh
I noticed that. She just left you on read. Yeah. I saw you were in a tip, you lady. But dude, you took you got your vengeance for sure. I could tell you were like, you were not afraid to tell the little artist what to do.
00:16:34
Think Fresh
Do a little creative direction. Yeah. I'm directing now, baby. um A notable moment was when you asked for lettuce and she starts to put her hand in the lettuce bucket filled with really brown scraggly bits.
00:16:49
Think Fresh
And you asserted yourself, Eric. What did you say? Well, here's the thing, Ty. As I was reading out my veggie selection, curation, um there was a bucket of really brown lettuce. and I was like, I'm just going to skip lettuce today. I'll get spinach instead some spinach.
00:17:05
Think Fresh
And then we made our way right to left, I noticed there was another veggie section. There was like a second one, like with way better veggies. And it was like divided by the sauces. So like as soon as my brain saw the sauces, it just stopped.
00:17:18
Think Fresh
was like, oh, that's the last step. I'm going to go from here to here. That's the veggies. But then I was like, wait a second. I want the green lettuce. I was like, let me get the lettuce from this bucket. And then she's like, her fucking heard me, obviously, reaches into the wrong bucket.
00:17:32
Think Fresh
I said, nah, left lettuce is what I said. laugh i guess for her, it's her left. So maybe she got it wrong. Yeah, I guess so. um But then I got some mayo.
00:17:47
Think Fresh
And this woman was real heavy on the mayo today. i don't i noticed you got some as well. A thick pour. I've never seen someone squirt so much mayo on a six inch sub. Wow. She was gooning on her subs today. It was crazy. I think that had to be like four tablespoons like easily. I had to ask her to take some off.
00:18:03
Think Fresh
That was so funny. I can't believe you had the balls to do that. we'll Dude, it was like a pile of mayo. It was just like. It trippy. was just like, can you just take some off? I was like kind of like disappointed. know I felt like she had never been asked to remove the sauce from the sub like the way she like paused like the mental processing of like I hear the request.
00:18:23
Think Fresh
I want to do it, but I don't know how. who There's some critical thinking happening. Yeah, she did do some critical thinking, but she was pretty lackluster. She took the bread knife and like kind of scrape some onto the bread.
00:18:35
Think Fresh
She wants a bread knife and like she like twisted it, but then it all kind of came off. So she took like 1% of the mayo off and then threw the knife in the garbage. dude That was so whack. She just kind of moved it around. She's like, well, this one's done.
00:18:50
Think Fresh
Threw it away. She just diddled the mayo and then got rid of the evidence. Yeah. so i didn't know what to do at that point. i was like, I was expecting her to like wipe the side of the knife on the like lip of the garbage and and then do it again.
00:19:02
Think Fresh
and I was ready to be like, don't do that. Yeah, that would be terrible. Yeah. I would have probably asked her to like redo it. Yeah. like I need to do that, dude. Yeah. You can't double dip in that regard. Double dipping in the trash can is wild.
00:19:15
Think Fresh
What if she just took her finger and ran it across it? Would that be cool? hu But dude, that's the same finger that touched every other ingredient already. What's the difference? I don't know, Ty.
00:19:25
Think Fresh
I think it's like when you touch the wet part. It's bad. it's See, I have a whole new perspective because i had gloved up fingers in my mouth for like an hour. So like to see someone rub their gloved up finger along my sandwich, that doesn't bother me whatsoever.
00:19:40
Think Fresh
Did the dentist ever like... get the dribble on your lip with their finger. Do they ever do Yeah, they do that. Just a little, don't worry, we got you. It's like, don't worry, I got you. It feels really good to be taken care of.
00:19:50
Think Fresh
I think they could go further with I wouldn't mind like a little head rub like they do at the salon, you know? I feel like you made eye contact the whole time they were digging in your Staring right back up. Like, you might be able to see my money cavity, but I can see your nose hairs. When you went in for a cavity search, you thought they were going to be starting digging in your butt, twin? Yeah.
00:20:12
Think Fresh
Yeah, I'm bent over over on the chair. No, wrong way, bro. I'm here for my cavity search. Oh,
00:20:24
Think Fresh
fuck. Damn. Yeah, so you're a menacer. That's the first time you were early to an appointment. I even changed my diet for this.
00:20:36
Think Fresh
You're a menacer, both on this mic and in And also and on the school property. Yeah. um But the sandwich artist did save your sandwich. I got a little mayo off.
00:20:47
Think Fresh
I followed suit. I was like, yeah, a shit ton of mayo just seems like the move today. So I just i just let her squirt it. And I took it i took it like like a really good customer. No complaints. Mayo down your little bitch.
00:21:02
Think Fresh
Mayo without Playboy. No, dude, you fucking saw it, and we all three of us laid out a big sigh. Because she was pissed because she did it twice in a row. yeah She even learned the first time. She's too strong for her own good. Her grip strength was crazy today.
00:21:17
Think Fresh
yeah So you just just kind of took it like a good boy. It was crazy. Well, I wasn't working with much. With the Veggie Delight, there's not like much to go off of. So a little extra mayo don't hurt. That's true.
00:21:28
Think Fresh
Get your money's worth there. Exactly. Especially if i'm skipping the shredders. So you got mayo. What else? Cucumbers. the No sauce wine. Oh.
00:21:40
Think Fresh
ah Honey mustard. Honey mustard? You went regular mustard. yellow. Yeah. I was feeling a little freakier than that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Smoked honey mustard is how they market it. There's nothing smoky about it.
00:21:51
Think Fresh
Definitely not, dude. The only thing smoky about it is the smoker's lung you feel like you have when you cough after the sandwich. Yeah. I would honestly consider this subway tie to be a kind of specialty subway.
00:22:04
Think Fresh
Tell me more. Because anytime you're at ah in a subway that, like, it shouldn't really be there. You know, like in an airport. Yeah, on campus. On campus. At an amusement park. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Inside of a, like...
00:22:19
Think Fresh
science world, for example, for Vancouver residents. Put a subway inside. There's probably a subway in like a stadium or like yeah inside of laqui instead of like a Lowe's or Home Depot. Anytime you're inside one of those, like they always take real creative liberties with the menu.
00:22:33
Think Fresh
don't know you noticed that today. like There's like many, many P&Gs of various Subway sandwiches, all kind of 45 degrees askew. Yeah, they're they're not afraid to free transform.
00:22:44
Think Fresh
No, definitely not. Not just the menu, but the entire room. like they The way they free transformed the furniture around was absurd. I felt like i was in a Sims game. Yeah, totally. It's almost like AI designed that room. Oh, for sure.
00:22:57
Think Fresh
I think so the theme we've actually understood, Eric, is it's when there's a subway inside another building. That is like the general thing that will cause a little bit of absurdity. You know, the airport, the university.
00:23:09
Think Fresh
You're playing against some other rules there. Do you think the strata has any jurisdiction inside the subway? It's possible that it does. That might be the... the the fact the extra factor because you're already dealing with corporate franchise owner and now you have to deal with the HOA it's a lot the handheld owners association wow so fuck that makes it real tough for a young business owner and so I subway can never go public imagine also the shareholders trying like have a say on like how that subway is laid out well I think that might be the only thing that could save subway is to go public
00:23:44
Think Fresh
They do need the money. They need the money. And I think like boards of CEOs and shareholders, it's always like notoriously fat bucks. That's true. So I think they would have a good ideas.
00:23:56
Think Fresh
Like, of course, every single board member in every single company is going to know what to do because they're all eating sandwiches. I love stuff. What do you mean? They are keeping it afloat. It's the peak white collar and peak blue collar.
00:24:09
Think Fresh
Fast rate of choice. The extremes on both ends. Mm-hmm. and Pretty beautiful, actually, if you think about it. It is. I feel like there's kind of an uncanny valley as you're really rising the ranks of corporate America where you think sweet green's the move.
00:24:22
Think Fresh
you know You think you should have the consultant pool, but then you emerge in the C-suite and you're like, nah, I'm full along all the way. I need to sustain myself. Where both the peasant and the king can dine in comfort. Exactly. The lounge seating at campus subway.
00:24:36
Think Fresh
The lounge seating's whack as hell. There was also a live wire underneath my chair. Like an electrical wire. Yeah, how many volts do you think that's putting out? Like 220? I hope it's dead, but no, it was probably live. It was covered like with electrical tape. like They didn't want someone to get hurt or see it.
00:24:54
Think Fresh
But yeah, it's like there was growing roots or something. Yeah, it kind of looked like a tree coming out. So if you tripped on that, you'd be toasted. Yeah, that's right. Then that's just, dude, this is like ah the kind of thing you'd find in Mexico. Mm-hmm.
00:25:10
Think Fresh
whoa um there's also a hand towel dispenser on the wall beside the window oh the napkin dispenser yes yeah what an interesting place to put a napkin dispenser in a subway you'd think you'd put it like most obvious location is by the register grab a napkin when you grab your sandwich second most no one thinks to do that except for you Yeah, i always notice that I end up getting you your napkin.
00:25:35
Think Fresh
The second most obvious place would be like either like on the table itself and have mini ones or potentially over by the beverages. I'm always so excited to get into my sandwich that I never remember to grab a napkin. I never think about post-sub experience.
00:25:48
Think Fresh
I only think about I need to get into the sandwich right now. Yeah, I get that. It's the footlong fog and it happens to all of us. But you have to remember when that post-sandwich clarity comes, Eric.
00:26:00
Think Fresh
But it's crazy because you ate your sandwich like an hour later and you still remember to get napkins. I'm still eating it. my still eating it eat it you're You're eating your sandwich an hour later. Yeah. And in this I'm still struggling with it.
00:26:13
Think Fresh
um There's still too much mayo in it. But you're right. I'm very napkin conscious. You could use your napkin to take the mayo off. That's true. You know, and people always like dab the napkin on the pizza slice to get vanilla.
00:26:24
Think Fresh
I think that's so lame. It's lame as hell. Just man up and eat the slice. Yeah. It's kind of like WNBA when they threw the dildo on the court. and I used a towel to pick it up. Dude, the FBI is going to come for that dildo thrower.
00:26:37
Think Fresh
Yeah. Damn. Watch out. I mean, I hope so. these These women deserve justice. I agree. I'm very pro no dildo. I'm very anti-dildo on the court.
00:26:47
Think Fresh
Do you have to, what, keep it natural? or Just order in the court. Oh. God damn Eric, the napkin on the wall, the napkin dispenser, it was positioned also like at a really weird height. It was near no art, near nothing in the room.
00:27:03
Think Fresh
And it was at like way above but our eye level, almost as if it was like a fire alarm or like a painting. You know, it was like kind of treated like almost like art itself.
00:27:14
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. Maybe I used art. Maybe that was a Banksy you just messed with. It's like the Banksy like shredded itself. That's um what what it looked like. Just a piece of brown paper hanging from a box.
00:27:27
Think Fresh
So performative. Very performative. We can definitely find the meaning in that. um It was probably the best napkin I've ever used. What? You're keeping track?
00:27:37
Think Fresh
Think about, Ty, the best napkin you've ever used. Was it not the ones today? Why would the ones today be any worse than anything else? I guess if the napkins are so consistent that they're always good, then yes. It's always just the freshest one. it's been I guess all the napkins I've used are now the worst.
00:27:56
Think Fresh
It's like the best toilet paper you're you've ever used is going to be the one you're about to. I'm a big proponent of cheap toilet paper, by the way. but What? also think cheap napkins. there's There's a play here.
00:28:08
Think Fresh
They got more grit. yeah you know It's kind of like the fine sandpaper. Well, like I think the sushi napkins, you know the essential sushi napkin? It's like more rectilineal than a regular napkin.
00:28:18
Think Fresh
The one that like opens the hot dog way. Exactly, a long way. I hate those so much because you go to open them and they're still small. Yeah, it's insane that those are even napkins. I don't know what they're used for.
00:28:29
Think Fresh
um But I hate those, and I'm not a one-ply man either. I love Mesa 3-ply. and So I'm actually astounded that you don't you're not in the same camp as this.
00:28:40
Think Fresh
I don't know, dude. It's like a high thread count, man. Dude, no. we're all or It's all about grit. Okay. Once you get into the, like, 180 grit sandpaper, that's when you fucking get some real, like, food off your face.
00:28:55
Think Fresh
You know, syncing with the other way. That's fair. That's fair. You need something that can make contact and really put the work in. If it's too smooth, not friction. And you kind of just like do a smear instead of a scrape.
00:29:08
Think Fresh
I do find this happens a lot at the pseudo-nice restaurants where they want to offer a cloth napkin, but they couldn't afford it. So they offered you a plasticky cloth napkin, and it's still reusable, but it has this... like synthetic quality so when you wipe it on your face it just feels like you're rubbing plastic like plastic container on your face or bag and then nothing comes off it just smudges it yeah no i fully agree it's tough out there it's tough one multi it's tough weather today so i say we go brace the rain what do you say yeah let's survive the elements redheads thank you for listening ciao study hard