Become a Creator today!Start creating today - Share your story with the world!
Start for free
00:00:00
00:00:01
417 — Temptation Island Dressing
47 Plays8 months ago
Ty & Eric pay their respects to the recently sunken McBarge, as well as discuss how much they hate discussing marketing, why Deloitte employees should eat exclusively at Subway, the surprising emotional intelligence of Mark L. Walberg, having an allergic reaction to Ashton Hall's viral workout routine, and how the Temptation Island cast navigates hardship.
If you’re struggling, consider therapy with our sponsor. Visit https://betterhelp.com/thinkfresh for a discount on your first month of therapy.
-
10% Off Think Fresh Merchandise:
30% Off Zencastr Pro:
Follow Us on Instagram:
Recommended
Transcript
Remote Episode Reflections
00:00:56
Speaker
Yo ho ho. Yo ho ho ho. Man, it feels good to... Hello, breadheads. Whoa. We're just on the same wa what same wavelength, crashing into each other right now.
00:01:12
Speaker
Yeah, dude. Well, this is our first remote episode in many a year, maybe. maybe yeah Maybe a few months. I don't know. Feels weird. At least a few months.
00:01:23
Speaker
I feel like it's got to be, I don't know, in the last like six months to a year, i feel like we've done remote episodes like two or three times. Yeah. We've the return to office mandate has not just affected Apple employees. It's also affected Think Fresh podcast.
00:01:41
Speaker
That's right.
Over-discussed Topics: Weather and Markets
00:01:42
Speaker
Thank God. Think Fresh Studios is, you know, drivable between the two of us. So we are good. um and when i mean drivable mean literally it's my car du it is the mobile booth for sure the commute for me is going down to p1 and your commute is getting picked up so kind of nice actually yeah dude nothing like taking it being the boss but in the passenger seat what a cool combo mm-hmm i mean in uh when you're getting when you have a chauffeur in like a rolls royce then the boss sits in the back and i think that's like 2035 when if we're still potting i think we got to do like a backseat episode dude next next episode i'm sitting in the back you can hold down the driver's seat in case we need to rip out of there but i'm gonna record for the backseat that sounds like uh like a horrible time for the acoustics but we'll give it a go
00:02:37
Speaker
but it's not like it's always great yeah sorry breadheads yeah so uh what's going on eric what's going on this fine friday not much i mean to be honest ah friday episodes always hit different they always spark joy today's a little different we're both you know in our own spaces it's raining outside where you you're traveling like you're you're on another trip it seems like I don't know what I'm doing. I'm um but i'm hud i'm huddled down.
00:03:09
Speaker
who I know. Shelter in place on this wet weather.
Humorous Market Debates
00:03:12
Speaker
um Man, I'm so tired of talking about the weather with people, especially on mic. Dude, there's a few things that just we need to stop talking about. The weather's one of them.
00:03:21
Speaker
The housing market is another one. I'm so tired of talking about the house. No one knows what they're talking about. Actually, it's all markets. Housing market, stock market, farmer's market.
00:03:32
Speaker
It's just...
00:03:35
Speaker
so no one knows anything about marketing so people should just stop yeah the wet market do you think how we no longer talk about the wet markets but those are like the wet market community is so thankful that the spotlight is off of them right now that's crazy because the wet market is just another way to describe the weather oh shit yeah it's a wet market out there But it's crazy. We have a whole industry called marketing, which is supposed to be people that know a thing or two about markets.
00:04:07
Speaker
But no one knows anything about markets. So why do we even have that department? Yeah, not even economists know anything about markets, Ty. All they know is there's a bear market, there's a bull market.
00:04:18
Speaker
And on wet days like this, a fish market.
00:04:23
Speaker
That's really well said, Eric. Thanks. You should be an economist, but you're over here yapping at me about six inch or 12 inch sandwiches and which one is more viable.
00:04:36
Speaker
You get to call me an econ artist, Ty, because I'm conning all the listeners right now. Use better help code in the description. ah Nice, nice pivot there. But actually, breadheads, if you need help, check out better help.
00:04:53
Speaker
They are online therapists. And all you realize to be out at the beginning, you don't need to hear this feeling. Just use the code. That's right. Don't kill yourself. You're so sexy. Uh-huh. Ty. ah
00:05:08
Speaker
um a God damn it. I thought we were done with that. But we're so back. I have the soundboard up in my hand the whole episode. Every episode. I only have like six sounds.
00:05:20
Speaker
yammers Damn dude. Some real high quality podcasting happening right now. Right there. Yeah. Yeah. Wait this. This sound is called gong with fire explosion. That's pretty cool. I'll probably add that to the the rotation.
The McBarge: A Floating McDonald's
00:05:40
Speaker
That's quite nice. um Ty, I want to talk to you about some sad news. Speaking of where the fishies live, um the Mick Barge has reportedly sunk.
00:05:52
Speaker
know if you've seen this in the news stories. I did. I heard about this. This is very sad news, breadheads. The McBarge was invented in 1986 to service the World Exposition in Vancouver.
00:06:06
Speaker
And it's the first and only floating McDonald's. it's ah it's If McDonald's was on a houseboat. Yeah. It's quite amazing. The McBarge.
00:06:19
Speaker
Yeah. This is back when Vancouver used to be a city. You know i mean? We'd have stuff like this. Like, We're like, someone was like, we need a McDonald's and we need it to be floating in false Creek. Like that's so sick.
00:06:30
Speaker
Imagine being part of that marketing team. This is back when men wanted to go to the moon.
00:06:38
Speaker
Now it's like men just want to send emails. Men just want to like work through lunch break at Deloitte. Men don't want to make McBarge anymore. Yeah, dude.
00:06:49
Speaker
The warrior of today is ordering a consultant bowl at Freshie. Exactly. They're getting the Chipotle bowl with the wrap on the side. Yeah, dude. he know He's no longer trained in martial arts.
00:07:02
Speaker
as a warrior, but he's ordering the warrior style bowl. du dish Imagine if your consultant gets the like both beans and both, both rice types at Chipotle. That's a red flag, isn't it? Cause it's like, we hired you to make decisions.
00:07:19
Speaker
Damn, dude, I always get both beans. yeah Like why do you pick black or brown? I'm not racist, bro. Give me both beans. It's kind of crazy. Like consultants should honestly be going to Subway exclusively with their clients so that they can show off how good they are at making decisions.
00:07:38
Speaker
I fully agree with you, Ty. If anyone is going to give you a succinct Chipotle order, it's ah somebody who's like on the ground floor at Deloitte. It should be. It should be them. But I have a feeling it's not. And it makes me question their abilities.
00:07:56
Speaker
Whose abilities? The Chipotle worker or the de lote Deloitte? The loser. The loser. Because they got to be Delulu to think that they to to miss out on that this obvious opportunity to show their clients, hey, you can trust me. I'll guide you through this experience.
00:08:18
Speaker
you're challenging times but i think even i think deloitte employees would be the first to tell you that they are like scamming the system and like they're not actually doing real work they just kind of make decks and get in front of the client and you know recommend ways to optimize you know i mean like i havet I have a friend who is a known scammer. That's cool. He's like a self-proclaimed scammer, Ty. It's no secret. and he's When he got a job at Deloitte, he like couldn't say it with a straight face. He was laughing his ass off.
00:08:52
Speaker
I was like, what the fuck? Dude,
Starbucks vs. McDonald's: Business Strategy Evolution
00:08:56
Speaker
it's funny that all scammers end up at the same company. Deloitte is just professional scamming above board, you know, legal, legal shit.
00:09:04
Speaker
Yeah. White collar crime right there. They probably invented that term. Like, no, we're not criminals. We're white collar criminals. It's different. That's right. We're not like the savages who eat at subway.
00:09:16
Speaker
Yeah. We'll take you to um like Miku and we won't make any decisions whatsoever. Chef special, please. i actually do want to know who was in charge of setting up the mcbarge like oh right we were talking about the mcbarge yeah no i i had to circle us back i had to moor us at the harbor once more thank you yeah so who fucking built that shit like did they like did they find a floating vessel and just slap the logo on it or was it like a bespoke
00:09:48
Speaker
zero to one kind of build right is this a custom build or is this a pimp my ride type situation yeah pimp my barge
00:10:01
Speaker
gosh yeah Well, i I think most McDonald's, like Subways, are franchisee owned, meaning that that would be a pretty big initial investment. You'd need a real angel investor to zero to one zero to one product development to make barge.
00:10:19
Speaker
So I think this has got to be um a refab, no not a prefab. I think you're totally right. They're cutting and pasting different parts of other boats to make those things.
00:10:33
Speaker
you're gonna do a quick google search to figure out how it came to be yep i um i'm on the wikipedia page for the mcbarge this is like such a nice piece of vancouver lore that nobody knows about because like x86 is like if you were alive then like you ain't listening to this podcast you know i mean like there's no way um you might not even have hearing anymore mm-hmm Yeah. um Okay. I'm looking at this thing. It says it was designed by Robert Allen limited, which is a Naval architectural firm.
00:11:08
Speaker
So it was designed as a floating restaurant from scratch. Ty. Whoa. Actually. Wow. Would not have put my money on that. That's pretty cool. I know that's pretty awesome. I think um it sounds like McDonald's contracted um this company to build it for expo. Like it was, that was the intended kind outcome.
00:11:30
Speaker
Um, there was, this is one of five McDonald's locations on the expo grounds, which is kind of wild. Cause thought expo was like, like, i don't know, 100 square meters, you know, not that big.
00:11:41
Speaker
Why is there five McDonald's there? Damn, we don't know what McDonald's was like in the 80s. We see like vintage advertisements.
00:11:52
Speaker
We see like we we hear stories, but we don't really know. And I think it was a different experience to go to McDonald's in the eighty s I think it was peak McDonald's.
00:12:04
Speaker
Mm hmm. Yeah, I don't know, man. they were They were on the forefront of fast food innovation. Like, if you think about it, there was a, there's a Starbucks within like every two blocks as of a decade ago, maybe not anymore.
The Sinking of the McBarge: Legends and Lore
00:12:20
Speaker
But like, imagine that Starbucks peak there being, yeah there were five Starbucks in like at a fairgrounds. That wouldn't actually surprise me that much. I see what you're saying now.
00:12:32
Speaker
um Yeah, like if there was one Starbucks, you're You're servicing like way more foot traffic. Like it's it's foot traffic being condensed into a small space that wouldn't normally be there. So like you can't use the city planning of a normal Tuesday to plan for an event like this.
00:12:51
Speaker
Like there's going to be a huge line at the one Starbucks. For sure. You got to look at like the greats. You got to go to like Shibuya Crossing and be like, how many Starbuckses are here? We'll just do that. Yeah, dude. um Wow. So.
00:13:05
Speaker
I'm just reading on Ty and, um, the, you might already know this, but the barge McBarge was, um kind of emptied out in 91. And then it was parked over kind of deep in the Burrard Inlet.
00:13:21
Speaker
So like away from the city, just kind of no man's land in between Burnaby and Coquitlam and Port Moody. Um, but I actually saw a video of someone who was trespassing on the McBarge.
00:13:35
Speaker
This is a, it's so cool. It's so sick. I know. So it is technically private property, but maritime law suggests that if you are in a vessel and you need to, um in an emergency dock your boat on private property, you may do so.
00:13:53
Speaker
And so basically this guy kind of faked an emergency, um and like took his canoe over to the mcbart yo ho ho exactly in the high seas pretty insane stuff that's pretty cool um yeah a real simolean move hey He's like, I'm the head chef now. Yeah. Move over Tom Hanks.
00:14:19
Speaker
Yeah, get into the ship shop shape. So McBarge is sinking now, unfortunately. That's right. It is going to become the Krusty Krab in a few months.
00:14:31
Speaker
It's just sitting on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. That's awesome. do we Don't we add a SpongeBob sound effect so we can run back to that? We actually do. Hold on.
00:14:42
Speaker
Rrrrrr.
00:14:45
Speaker
So I can make barges death plea as it gar gargles its way into the ocean. Yeah, dude, you just see bubbles kind of coming up once in a while. Yeah.
00:14:56
Speaker
A sad site. Yeah.
00:15:01
Speaker
How long, how long until, you know, a group of tick talkers put on their scuba suits and then go have an underwater meal at the McBarge and film it for YouTube.
00:15:14
Speaker
i I don't even need to watch that video. I know it's going to happen. I know exactly how it's going to be filmed. It doesn't need to exist, but it will. Nothing on YouTube needs to exist except for how to change a car battery. You know, this is crazy. This is the think fresh Titanic.
00:15:30
Speaker
Like this the type of lore that will but like James Cameron is going to be coming after the big barge. Yeah, dude, we got to get the Ocean Gate sub to kind of explore the remains of the McBarge.
00:15:45
Speaker
Quite a harrowing stuff down there. Unluckily, though, Ty, the Burrard Inlet is notoriously filthy, and I don't think you can get a good view of anything down there. You probably have to get within a few inches of the McBarge to even see it.
00:15:59
Speaker
So those murky waters, they're not very, I don't know, it's not a very safe place to be, my opinion. No, it's not. bit muddy in there. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we, maybe we should go pay it a visit from the shore. One last glimpse of it in real life before it is consumed by the Pacific. Yeah.
00:16:19
Speaker
That's actually a funny field trip because it is parked over in Maple Ridge right now, which is truly, truly the depths of hell. So we could kind of go make a reconnaissance mission to just kind of check it out, see if anyone's kind of graffitied it because it's partially sticking out of the water.
00:16:38
Speaker
um And then we can stop over at Rocco's Diner and have a nice little stack of pancakes. I do love a Rocco's day. i just want to give I just want to give this this proud, proud vessel a sailor salute, maybe pour one out for it, say a few words and then be on my on my merry way.
00:16:58
Speaker
Yeah. What is um what do they do for boats when they retire them in the Navy? ah feel like there is like a well, they fire the gun one more time kind of thing. Like there's got to be a a ritual.
00:17:12
Speaker
Yeah, like the last day of a dog's life before you put it down, you do all like the things it loves, right? It's got to be the same thing with the boat. That's right. You take it to the beach. You know you throw the ball in the water.
00:17:24
Speaker
yeah Run the horn. don't know. like Rev the engine.
00:17:32
Speaker
but don't really know what boat's like. Okay, I'm Googling. I'm doing some more Googling time. i can I can hear the the quiet thumping of your fingers on your keyboard. Okay.
00:17:46
Speaker
Let's see here, Ty. so What do boats like?
Fitness Routines and Ice Bath Experiences
00:17:49
Speaker
What do boats do? Yeah. Name a boat's best day.
00:17:56
Speaker
Let's see. blah, blah. blah The ship's flag is lowered. um What else? I think you should have to crack a bottle of Moet on the side because that's what you do on.
00:18:08
Speaker
It's like cradle to grave, right? Like first day of sailing and last day. it's It's circular. I think that would be beautiful. We should crack a bottle of champagne on the side of the big barge.
00:18:21
Speaker
Or we should just throw a large Sprite at it.
00:18:26
Speaker
That's actually more fitting.
00:18:29
Speaker
dude the sprite might start decomposing the metal you know mean it'll rust instantly um because that mcdonald's sprite made different you know i mean like have you ever tried to chug a mcdonald's sprite it's a painful experience dude yeah your whole body keels over it's almost it's rusting the inside of my body like it's it's acidically burning through my intestines and my stomach lining yeah i agree dude it's kind of like those um like experiments when they have like a cow's heart in like a glass of coke and then like a week later the heart's gone or something the coke just like melted it that's what uh that's what happens to you die when you drink coke yeah dude you should be coke should be exclusively used for toilet bowl cleaner yeah oh man so rip the mcbarge um
00:19:25
Speaker
What else we got, Ty? I've been so locked in. Dude, I've been trying to be locked in, but I'm struggling. i yeah You know what I tried the other day? i tried Ashton Hall's routine.
00:19:41
Speaker
We discussed this last episode, the morning the viral morning routine of online fitness guru Ashton Hall. The GOAT. you know we had trial these breakthrough processes ourselves.
Banana Peel Skincare Mishap
00:20:00
Speaker
Yeah, dude. So, okay, walk me through it, Ty. What did you do exactly to mimic the process? Because Ashton Hall, he keeps saying, you know take what you like and apply it to your own self.
00:20:13
Speaker
you know If you got a plan B, then go ahead and cancel plan A. plan cancel plan a That's ah it's a good rule. So I took that very truly. I didn't do his entire routine. I skipped the parts I didn't like. I didn't wake up early. I didn't read. i didn't move around. You didn't do any push-ups or sprints?
00:20:32
Speaker
No sprinting. Kept the ah the RPMs low. But what I did do is I dunked my face in a bowl of ice water when I woke up. And it was very refreshing, Eric.
00:20:47
Speaker
Wow. That's amazing. So right when you woke up, did that kind of shock you into just getting ready for the day? Yeah, i put the coffee on and then i started preparing my ice bowl.
00:20:58
Speaker
And then I did about five dunks in a row. Dunk, hold for a breath, get out, pat dry, then do it again. And after that, I just felt like my senses were so, that actually did lock me in.
00:21:11
Speaker
Locked in after doing that. That's amazing. Did you get to 10,000? 10,000 what? ten thousand war I have no idea, Ty. That's what he always says. He's like talking to nobody on Zoom. And he's like, we got to get to 10,000 though.
00:21:24
Speaker
And that just cuts. Don't know who he's talking He's probably right though. Oh, but dude, he's so funny. Harrowing news. I also tried the banana peel trick.
00:21:35
Speaker
Oh shit. Are you familiar with the banana peel trick? um I can imagine. i know Ashton Hall rubs the inside of the banana peel on his face, but I'm slightly worried that you just rubbed the entire banana on your forehead.
00:21:53
Speaker
Nah, dude. I'm not that dumb. I peeled it and I rubbed the inside of the peel.
00:22:01
Speaker
Okay, so why and how did it feel? Well, because I needed to prove or disprove that this was going to be good for my already perfect skin.
00:22:12
Speaker
And it felt amazing. Like the actual like feeling of banana on the face is it feels like something good is happening especially as it starts to dry up a little bit if you don't wash it off right away and let it sit as it like sets into your pores it feels like it's gonna like pull out some toxins or really do something important but then eric it all went awry Suddenly my skin all started to almost like peel. It got so dry from the banana.
00:22:47
Speaker
And I had to just like do a a crazy like seven step face cleanse. I got all the base products out. You know, you know, when you're getting the women's routine out, you're in trouble. Yeah, dude. Once you get the vitamin B serum, like you're fucked.
00:23:02
Speaker
um Wow. and So how do that's wild. I'm honestly, I'm, I respect that you tried it um but you honestly have good skin regardless so was this kind of just like an experiment to don't know see that last one percent like could you just have that marginal gain were just kind of caught up in the hype we're all motivated by perfection i'm willing to i feel like when i have the privilege of experimentation
00:23:36
Speaker
You know, acne ridden teenager has nothing to lose. But I guess that would also create fear to try something new.
00:23:49
Speaker
So, yeah, I'm not. Is there is a risk? guy Does it outweigh the potential benefit? Exactly. So I have the I'm kind of like above this, the There's like a poverty line with skin quality.
00:24:04
Speaker
And if you're below the poverty line, you don't really want to take too many risks to get out. It's hard to get out of that. You don't want to accidentally shoot yourself in the ah foot or the forehead.
00:24:17
Speaker
I'm sure if we looked up the Google trend of rubbing banana peel on your face, there's a huge spike right now because thought everyone's curious, just like you, Ty. um But i'm I'm curious, did you do any ah research before this? Did you look up the potential risks or even benefits of this before you tried it?
00:24:34
Speaker
No, neither. I was just hoping that I would feel the benefit. But all I got was risk. Because even after the skin dried out, Eric, my skin was blotchy and red and itchy and rashy for like 24 hours.
00:24:49
Speaker
Like I woke up the next day and I like i felt like ah like a Rourke Shack painting. It was so wild. Okay. I saw the banana that you used and it was like the brown most brown banana I've ever seen.
00:25:02
Speaker
So do you think that had anything to do with it? Yeah, maybe. I didn't realize that there was like a specific part of the ripeness spectrum that would be most appropriate. Maybe there's some more trial and error here. Maybe we want to go a bit more yellow, a bit more green.
00:25:17
Speaker
Yeah, I'm thinking you want to go probably yellow. I don't know. It might not have made a difference. I think I had an allergic reaction to the potassium, Eric. I overdosed on magnesium.
00:25:29
Speaker
think that's what happened here. Yeah, maybe you don't have to let it sit for so long. um But ty one other thing for you to think about, I would go for the most organic looking banana you can.
00:25:41
Speaker
I don't know if you went organic this time. It could be some pesticides making its way through the banana into your into your face. We can rule that out. I eat exclusively organic bananas.
00:25:54
Speaker
Lovely. But there' because of that, they're extra rich in all of all of these different nutrients, right? That's why I think I might have an OD situation. Right. God's seasoning.
00:26:06
Speaker
Yeah, too much mag. It's not mag safe.
00:26:11
Speaker
um Okay. What kind of water did you use in the ice bath? Tap. No Saratoga in this house. Dude, not even sparkling? Not even sparkling.
Unconventional Skincare Methods
00:26:22
Speaker
Would you wash your face with sparkling water? That's so funny. That is such a cool idea. Yes, that's the whole point of this, Tai. Use sparkling water for things that shouldn't it shouldn't be used for, really.
00:26:34
Speaker
um I have brushed my teeth with sparkling water before. And I got to say you feel so rich doing it. It's unbelievable. Mm-hmm. That's sick. If I ever have like Mohammed bin Salman money, I want a sparkling water shower.
00:26:50
Speaker
That's so sick. Or a sparkling water bath, like full body bath. That would feel good. Yeah. Just like, you're just going hop in the shower for a bit. Oh, still are sparkling. That's so cool.
00:27:03
Speaker
Nice. Wow. Um, Ty, we got maybe like a minute left. How much time you got? Yeah, I got like two minutes. What do you got for me? Temptation Island is the best show on Netflix right now.
00:27:16
Speaker
are you i can't believe we haven't talked about this yet. Eric, you've you've tempted me. You've lured me into watching this stupid ass show on Netflix. Stupid but best show. Like it's honestly like just the fact that you can.
00:27:30
Speaker
i feel like a psychological genius because I'm like predicting behaviors on episode one I'm like, this guy's cheating. that guy is going to have a meltdown and cry. you know what I mean?
00:27:42
Speaker
You just kind of read people so well because i don't know if it's the low IQ, but they kind of reveal all their cards immediately. Do you get that no sense as well?
00:27:54
Speaker
Dude, I was calling it immediately too. Like, I think it's just a Netflix's casting exclusively static characters. They're like, oh, you don't have a hero's arc here. You are to stick to your tropes.
00:28:11
Speaker
This person does not have the facilities to feel anything. They just kind of move through life. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So incredible it's pretty funny show to like, you can't teach these old dirty dogs, new tricks.
00:28:26
Speaker
So just watch them fall into old patterns is, it was almost like you could, I could have bet money on this. It's pretty, pretty incredible how quickly also it's so funny, dude, how it'll like shift between them the, the Casa Amore for the girls and the Casa Amore for the boys.
00:28:46
Speaker
And the girls are all like deep in their feelings. I don't know if I like him. And then you flip over to the guys and they're just like doing body shots off a table.
00:28:59
Speaker
I know. It's truly, truly sinister how each gender kind of approaches the situation. Like they each have their own strategy to tempt the um taken males and females.
00:29:12
Speaker
You know, like you're right. The single men are, listening to the women hearing like you know hearing about their past traumas why their boyfriend doesn't like them um things like that and the guys are just sitting there like yep that sucks i got you though and then like yeah you're right on the girl side it's like come and twerk on this come and twerk on me bro and like yeah it's just they fold immediately it's it's quite awesome
00:29:45
Speaker
It's so funny.
Analyzing Temptation Island and Reality TV Dynamics
00:29:46
Speaker
And you're like, you think like, oh, if I went on this show, maybe I am built different. Probably not. I feel like all those guys think that. That's why they agreed to do it.
00:29:56
Speaker
Or they'd secretly knew they wanted to break up anyway. And they're like, fuck it. I might as well like, get on tv and try to like like smash like as many girls as possible totally get some poon get famous and get out oh shit you know but like for the guys joining the show like all of the temptees that are male that's a tough job because you're like yeah i'm going on a reality show i'm ripped I'm going to like swoon women.
00:30:24
Speaker
And then like fast forward, you're just like sitting in a chair, dead sober, listening to a girl cry about another guy for like a week straight. No, yeah, there's nothing there.
00:30:37
Speaker
The best case scenario for a guy as a temp tea, your girl, the one you're chasing after watches her man fuck another girl. And then they come home like I'm done with him.
00:30:50
Speaker
That's like best case scenario, but you're kind of starting with a broken, you're playing with a deflated basketball. You know what mean? You're having to uplift this person to a point where they could get some revenge.
00:31:03
Speaker
Because I feel like women are more level-headed. So you got to kind of build them back up. 100%. So it's kind of like expert mode. If you're like, if you're done picking up girls at other places, like this is like the final boss.
00:31:14
Speaker
Yeah.
00:31:17
Speaker
Oh, man. Yeah. What were some other places where men can pick up just sad, sad women?
00:31:25
Speaker
I can think of one. Yeah. I mean, it's usually the guy who's like sad and chilling by the bar by himself. his tears are landing inside of his Guinness you know whereas if a woman's sad she doesn't leave the house if a man is sad that he gets out of the house immediately he tries to drown his sorrows in any any third space you can find yeah men be like I just got to leave the house yeah if a woman is sad she goes to bed yeah and doesn't leave for like a week no it's quite impressive honestly
00:32:03
Speaker
um I wonder if ah the new Sapiens book will like cover some of these topics because there's got to be some deep rooted biology here that is just makes the men want to fold immediately with some like beautiful women and the girls need to kind of like connect emotionally first before they will fold you know it's kind of interesting yeah there's something deeply biological happening here and we need dr noah yuvel harari to tell us what is going on because i cannot figure it out and temptation island is only he symptom of a greater yeah issue true
00:32:42
Speaker
um how about fake mark walberg though oh dude i have totally forgot about mark l walberg every time he comes on this show it's like wait who is this guy why is he's like if you got regular mark walberg off timu
00:33:02
Speaker
he's a better help mark walberg that's what you're getting damn dude There's like the real therapist. But if you want better help, have to settle for Mark L. But luckily, he's a great guy. And honestly, I'm pretty impressed with his ability to dissect each person's situation and offer some healthy advice.
00:33:24
Speaker
I'm surprised, too. You don't ever expect the host actually have any degree of emotional intelligence. They're usually only the host of a reality show because they've been on other TV shows.
00:33:35
Speaker
But Mark L. Wahlberg, this is kind of his big break, I think. h yeah dude like if you watch um like love is blind like nick lachey just be like so tell us about your abortion exactly it's it's so crazy all these shows they're just plucking from other shows to like i don't know it's all it's this weird kind of way to generate fame you know is just keep showing up Yeah, that's kind of an Ashton Hall ism in a way. It's just like show up every day. Do your best. Yeah, dude. Mark is up at 3 53 a.m.
00:34:13
Speaker
He's doing his wall sit. heat I mean, there's his pushups. Mark L. Wall sit.
00:34:21
Speaker
I don't think we get the same good advice if he's, you know, sleeping until 10, not dunking his face, or maybe he's dunking his face in Stillwater, you know, just all missing the mark across the board.
00:34:33
Speaker
Dude, yeah. Missing the mark is right. Missing the mark. That's an Yeah.
00:34:42
Speaker
I'm done. i got i gotta to go to dinner. This has been fun, Eric. Yeah, dude, I'm hungry. This has been fun. Breadheads, thanks for listening. Check out our merch while you still can.
00:34:52
Speaker
Thanks, everybody. All right, ciao.