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Ep. 2: Sloppy Spoon-based Cousin
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Join Kel, Dr. G, and Dr. M as we spill the kibble on your submitted vet stories. In this episode we talk about acai bowls, leftovers, sock saving missions, and people crackers. This episode is for entertainment purposes only, please talk to your vet before following any advice heard on this show.
Interested in sharing your own clinic stories? Email us at spill@spillthekibble.com
TW-dog poop, mentions of a gun, and nipples
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Welcome to 'Spill the Kibble'
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You're listening to Spill the Kibble, the podcast where I read your submitted stories and have real veterinarians react to them. If you are interested in sharing your clinic story, email us at spill at spill the kibble.com.
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Please note that this show is not suitable for all listeners. Listener discretion is advised. And with that, let's go to the show.
Meet the Hosts: Kel, Dr. G, and Dr. M
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Welcome to Spill the Kibble. I'm Kel. I'm Dr. G. And I'm Dr. M. And we're here to tell your clinic stories. But first, how are you all doing today?
Morning Routines and Family Jokes
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um I'm good. I've got a delicious smoothie, not sponsored, Smoothie King, but it's treating right today. had a little acai bowl this morning, which is in the the realm of a smoothie, I feel.
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It is. It's Smoothie's cousin. we were on the same wavelength today. It's smoothie's sloppy, your spoon-based cousin. Well, I wasn't going Dressed up in fruit and honey. Yeah.
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That slut. We all got a spoon-based cousin. and ah They're great. Antioxidants, I think. Certainly some. Annie-an-oxidants? Anti-an-ans-oxidants.
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It's in the boiled bowl. Acai in a pretzel bowl. Give me one of them buttery pretzels, please. Pretzel dog. Oh, yeah. Pretzel dog, for sure.
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Something about it. yeah he um Yeah, anytime I ah do relief at this place, not far from me, i ah I've been deciding, you know what? Go treat yourself. gar Get a little acai bowl in the morning. Start it off right.
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Because if I go between 8 and you or something like that, they give you free iced coffee on the weekday. ah So did that. Read little bit more of that. little bit more in my book. Relatively easy morning. Like five appointments. They were a little sparse, but then the afternoon filled up right quick.
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Finished out with a bang. Scrambled
Thanksgiving Leftovers Debate
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over. Visited my folks who were in town. Dinner. Board game. Also, at what point in someone's life is it inappropriate, and this may just be forever, to put leftovers, everything co-mangled, in a big Ziploc bag?
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ah when it When is it ever acceptable to shove all the bits and bobs into one Ziploc? Yeah, we basically, we had like, I'm going to say two thirds of a Thanksgiving dinner tonight, which is awesome.
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Because that's just, there was turkey, there was stuffing, broccoli, and mac and cheese. I was hyped on it. Yeah, that's But at the end of it all, and there's gravy.
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And I could have put each of like every individual item in its own Tupperware, but it's all going in the same hole. Yeah. There's unique. All that stuff goes together. yeah There's a space reserved for Thanksgiving style foods where it's accepted that they're going to get Frankensteined at the end of the day.
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It's just, it's part of the, ah it's AmeriCorps. Yeah. Could I say that I, my saving grace was that I said, no thanks to the gravy. I don't know.
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Gravy might have really cinched it. You got to have like a liquid base. that We could have been sloshy. I mean, I could still potentially disassemble what happened in there. The the jumble.
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See, the great thing is what you're describing is Thanksgiving's sloppy spoon based cousin. You've done it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. bring it all the way around. Isn't that like, didn't KFC have something like that once? Totally.
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and There was some sort of mix them up bowls here. Yeah, it was like Thanksgiving in a bowl.
Fast Food Biscuit Critique
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They might still have it. I don't know. I've been to a KFC in an eon. Since Thanksgiving, haven't been there.
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Where I spend it every day crying in the parking lot by myself into my biscuit. Good thing they're dry as heck because they will absorb every tear. Yeah, they don't have the best biscuits.
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You know, I have... oh go on. No, this yeah they are good. They're just dry. The first two bites, magical. But the more you go, the worse it gets. That's what you need the gravy bag for.
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Popeye's has a good biscuit. Popeye's got a biscuit. I'm saying Bojangles has the best biscuit. well That's a regional guy, though. You're going to hang your hat on Bojangles?
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You know what? I can hang my hat on Mojangles. I spent the weekend ah dressed as a pineapple sneaking into a Boomer exclusive luau in a small town pool.
Pineapple Luau Party Story
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Was this a gated community kind of thing? Kind of. Yeah. Well, it's not a gated community, but the pool was gated and it was it was an exclusive. exclusive luau party. Exclusive. There was 100 people only. There was a waiting list.
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It was very, very ah tied down. But we got in there dressed as pineapples. was great. Now, pineapples, certainly the symbol of hospitality.
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Yes. Also, a delicious fruit often associated with the luau. Yeah. Ain't there something swingery about... There is, but... Are they upside down?
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Yeah. We didn't do any cartwheels or handstands just to be on the safe side because it was boomer heavy. So it really is an upside down pineapple? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was at a place with some wallpaper the other day, and I'm worried that these... Did they hang in wrong?
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ah think these I think these these pineapples may have been doing somersaults in cartwheels. Oh, yeah Did you hand them a pineapple when you got there? Because then that's given the wrong message. I blacked out. I woke up at home, though.
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Upside down. That'll do it. Well...
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Yes, please. We've... Well... The ear cones are clean. The towels are folded. And we've rescued the countertops.
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It's time to spill the kibble. dish Let's get into it. Dish, dish, dish, dish. dish So we have two more stories.
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The first one's a little shorter. Unless I got one, it's crazy. You know what? Okay.
The Sock-Swallowing Husky Incident
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On today's episode of Stupid Things That Happened to Me, he we were filming some social media videos.
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My dogs were in our daycare area, which happens to have a pool. Do you guys film social media for your clinics? No, I should, because I'm edutaining.
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oh
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But no, I should, you know, add that to the docket. I do not because um Snapchat was the first technology that I felt ah like I didn't need it.
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So most things after that I have i've not been super interested in getting good at. I don't have a TikTok. I don't even have a TikTok. You hear that, guys? This is exclusive. G is not available anywhere else. Can't find me.
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There it is. This is the only place. Da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da. But good for this lister because I think that's a whole secondary job and yes quite challenging to I feel like that's something you've got to like hire someone to like handle, but then like that's another staff member. I don't know.
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i've I've been places when that that responsibility has been put on some of the some of the staff. No one specific. Just like, oh, yeah, i have I have a thing. I have Facebook. I'll do it.
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it falls It falls by pretty quickly if you don't keep on it. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, people go to school to be social media managers now. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You wouldn't know, Snapchat.
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Wait, who? I said you wouldn't. like it Wait, where am I? It's like a part of like people who go into marketing. You can like focus on social media. the Anyway. Hating the game, not the player. Her dogs were in the daycare area, which happens to have a pool.
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Fun. Fun. I thought it'd be cute to sit with them by the pool. i slipped off my shoes, stuffed my socks into them, and then set them behind me. As you do, because you don't even wet.
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A husky came up, shoved his face into my shoe, and promptly swallowed one of my socks in a matter of seconds. Stop it. oh No. You can't have loose socks around any dog. No. No.
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These are work socks. They're probably extra stinky. They're already ripe. They are. Yeah. And spelt like other dogs, too. Uh-huh. Oh. That's rough. It would be the husky, though. offense.
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Okay. Before we even hear, do you think they puke them, or do you think they wait and see? I hope they puke them. I think they're going puke them. I think too. think they're calling the owner and puking them. go. Okay. Green light. Okay, I know, in hindsight, it was stupid to put my shoes on the ground.
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Yeah. Although I hear it's bad luck to put your shoes on the tables, so where are you supposed to put them? I guess outside of the area. Here's the thing, that's very victim-blaming. It's not your fault that they didn't worry about husky devourer stranger socks um in seconds. Sure, sure. You know? Yeah.
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Luckily, his owner was cool when I called and recommended inducing vomiting. yeah Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 100 points. ah The sock came up. He got Serenia and went right back to playing with his friends.
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c Serenia is an anti-nausea medication. It can be given injectably or by mouth. So you made him throw up and then you're like, okay, we're done with you throwing up. Here's some medicine. Stop that.
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He gave medicine, told his brain, you got to puke. And then it happened. And then he gave more medicine. It says, brain, don't puke anymore. It's kind of magical, honestly. It's incredible. It's like an on-off switch.
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And they're pretty fast. Especially the, hey, brain, you got to puke. pretty dang fast well at least they saw it happen and they knew who ate the sock because like what if she had gone back to her shoes and a sock was missing and you had no idea who ate the sock you'd have to make all those dogs vomit yeah that's a great point listener don't blame yourself for taking off the sock be grateful that you witnessed you had eyes in the back of your head and you saw the dog go after that sock and I commend you for that yeah
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Now, this is one of you two. That sock, is that going back in the rotation after it's been washed or is this marked for death? No, dead.
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Dead to me. Yeah, dead to the world. You cleaning up that sock? you What, just because I'm biting my lip doesn't mean I'm cleaning up the sock, but I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it.
Sock Spending and Cleanliness
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No, that sock's good. e I don't even care if they were like commemorative special edition socks. It sounds really new. It sounds really fresh. this isn't This isn't, you know, enterotomy pulled out surgically sock that's fetid and green and everything. It's like every now and again, you wake in the middle of the night, little cat puke?
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No. You've never stepped in cat vomit in your own home. No, look. Not for fun. It's dark. I said it's at night. What? but Put on the light. Why am I putting light? It's the middle of the night.
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I think that's a dupe thing. and Which part? I've never stepped in puke. Stepping in puke because you're not looking where you're No, I'm perfect. Yeah, okay. All right, listeners, weigh in. We'll put on a pole.
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Like if you stepped in puke, comment if you think I'm crazy.
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There, see, social media, you're doing it. Who needs manager for it? Oh, I realize I minored in.
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Oh, that was what you were doing when you went to the clinic. um I'm just saying, every now and again, and animal vomits, you weren't aware of it. yeah It's dark out, you're walking, and you're home in the middle of the night, and you feel a squish, and that sock got rinsed off hard, left to dry, and then put in the laundry.
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If it's your own animal's puke, I feel like it's less bad you know than a stranger's animal's puke. It's like your own kid's snot a stranger's snot.
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Your own pet germs is something that we should consider. yeah You know what that cat was vaccinated for. It's just more like it's your kid. so okay What needs to get on your sock to the point where you're like, all right, it's that's okay. I'm going to pass on that one because if it's not vomit,
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I imagine it's not here. And also, how often are you getting new socks? Because, like, if they're old socks, just throw them away. Right. So, this is now, this is a sponsorship that I would love for us to have one day. um Bombas socks? Well, yeah, feel free to feel free to bleep it out, but I'm a Bombas boy.
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I'm wearing them right now. Okay, so those are expensive socks. um Yeah, but you know what? For every pair that they sell, they do donate one to someone experiencing homelessness. So, you know, it's really a bogo situation.
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You have a lot of money and you like to make us feel bad about I find passive ways to flout my altruism. I'm a Maxinista and I get a pack of six for like $5.99. Let's go.
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There's some, listen, there's some things I'm a so i'm super stingy about. There are other things that I often don't think twice about. And there's some things that you shouldn't skimp on. Okay. And this is just for you too.
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Okay. Mine have a silly geese on scooters. So eat that, mama. Here's the thing. We both have to buy bras that are like $50 a pop. So my socks are not the most important thing to me.
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yeah So I'm placing it in the, I appreciate that. I totally understand the things that I need are, I don't need as many things as either of you, but I would say undergarments and I do include underwear and i include socks.
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And if I had better tits, I would say bras as well. um are things that I would not skimp on. Bed sheets. Bed sheets are not skimped on. um And footwear. It's all really important.
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Yeah, but, okay, let me ask you something. How many pairs of shoes you got? Not many. See, how many pairs of shoes you got, Dr. How many shoes do you got? Over 40. Okay.
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Yeah, same. So I'm not spending a lot of money. It's quantity over quality. They're not getting worn as frequently, so you don't have to have quality every single time. Sometimes pizazz. I've got a couple pairs of uncomfortable shoes that feel. didn't say they're uncomfortable.
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okay. They just got a little bit more pizazz for less money. Max and East. TJ Maxx, baby. Baby, yeah all Marshalls, okay.
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Home goods? Yeah. Yeah. TJ Maxx. Ross, yes. You heard it. TJ, Bombas, get at us. Get at us. Marshalls, Ross. Honestly.
00:15:23
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We'll think about it. TJ, Bombas, whoever sponsors us first, wins. So. The moral of the story is some people would keep the sock post-husky vomit and some would not, and that's okay. Both options are okay.
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in the comments let me yeah let me take you on this journey really quickly let's pretend I've already closed my eyes take me there that this husky eats this sock and then pukes it up what are we talking about in a day maybe like 10.30 a.m. Let's just say. It's pool time, so yeah, it's at least half an hour after lunch. What time are we filming social media videos? I don't know.
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What's a a less quiet time at the clinic? Let's take us journey where this happens around 10.30, maybe 11 a.m. at latest. That feels right, yeah. You're going to take that sock and probably have to place your sloppy little sock in some sort of plastic bag or garbage bag and tie it up with little bunny ear knot and then put that sloppy little stinky vomit sock next to your stuff and have it sit there.
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all day long through every appointment to the records you're catching up at night to the phone calls you're making and then you have to unwrap your present when you get home and clean that bomba sock does it change your answer knowing it's been festering most of the day and it's had some time to steep i agree um so if this is a clinic that i'm working at and i have a pool there's a washer dryer set up Okay, I didn't know where- That sock is getting blasted in the sink. All obvious debris is getting put off. I'm wearing gloves when I do it. I'm wringing it out dry enough and then I'm making someone do laundry.
00:17:11
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I have to believe that this daycare pool is just a kiddie pool. Oh, no, I think there are some that have real pools. Yeah, real pools. Wow.
00:17:22
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I was imagining a full-on indoor underground swimming pool. Okay. Lanes. That's a lot. couple You got a couple couple Greyhounds doing laps.
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Some 1920s health spa. The indoor-outdoor bridge that you can swim under and all of a sudden you're in the outside pool. That was always the coolest. Secret tunnel. ram So we're thinking it's between a kiddie pool and a big somewhere. in inside in It's between a kiddie pool and the Playboy Grotto, yes.
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A bucket. And so, yeah, you're right. I'm i'm throwing out the sock.
00:18:05
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Okay, well, we have another story. Yes. Okay. This doesn't involve any animals. ah You got the wrong podcast, guys.
00:18:17
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Whoa. Turn it off. what's Let's give it a chance. Listen. See if maybe this makes your interest. My husband's best friend dated a fiery bodybuilding woman off and on for 10 years.
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I mean, as anyone would. It's all pretty straightforward so far.
Tales of Relationships and Misunderstandings
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Yeah. She was jacked and often experienced rage more intense than a shepherd with perianal fistulas.
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That's angry. That's incredibly painful. Yeah, no, they're bad. They're little draining tracks of um infection and woe that are right next to your keister hole.
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um And by your, I mean a German Shepherd's most often. Is it only a German Shepherd? No, but they're predominantly featured. Very overrepresented, yeah. Yeah.
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And already a little upset to be i around people they don't like. I knew that. Or trust. Now you add a sore butt in the mix. They don't even like their nails trimmed. no Not normally.
00:19:23
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Because that's a tough thing to fix. So they're often getting like rechecked and worked on and o it's always uncomfortable. So they just start. In their rear and they're like, I can't see you. I don't know what you're doing.
00:19:35
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Yeah. It's very sensitive spot. I don't blame them. She just said that this woman is so. Fiery bodybuilder is as angry as type of patient.
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More intense. More. It was a very rocky relationship. I'll bet. Yeah. At one point, it involved a tracker on his car, hacking his Uber history, and smashed windows.
00:20:02
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Wow. You ever have, ah just, this is a side note, but I'm just trying to tie it back into animals. You have any, he you treat any animals for smashing through windows? Uh, not from a car. I've had them jump through.
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was, what do we call it? Plate glass? Sure. yeah i think so. why is it a plate glass window? Those are the ones that like shatter pretty good, right? No, they like more shards rather than like a windshield crumble?
00:20:27
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Probably. Cool. Yeah, I've had a couple jump through plate glass windows. Yeah, mine, I had one that jumped through a plate glass like door to try to get the mailman. And then that same mailman goes to our clinic and she was in the lobby one day when he was delivering the mail and they locked eyes and he said, oh no, recognized her and ran with our mail.
00:20:51
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I don't blame him. Wow, what an nightmare. Smash windows. got away from it. Like, do you think they have dogs themselves? Or do you think that they like just don't eat them too?
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I'm just kidding.
00:21:04
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I think the vast majority... Or do you think the dog is like, no, it's okay. It's my mailman. i I appreciate um that male men and women ah took it upon themselves to start carrying little ah little treaty treats and little things to try to ah build a happier relationship with animals. I think they their relationship between male individuals and ah animals is better than ever at this current time. M-A-I-L individuals or M-A-L-E individuals?
00:21:35
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M-A-I-L. Okay. Do you remember... There was like a dog treat called people crackers. And they shaped like the mailman and the dog catcher and the vet.
00:21:48
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They actually called people crackers. Or did we just call them people crackers because they were crackers of little people. but they were But they were like things dogs don't like.
00:21:59
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Oh, for sure. Is like animal cracker style? ah i think I think Cal found them. No, they were called people crackers. That's crazy. And they were like pink, green, and yellow. Let's see. We got mailman, milkman, policeman, dog catcher, and firefighter.
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So you know that. We're good. But they had like macaron style, like confectionery colors to them. And they were like green, yellow, and pink, I feel. Yeah, look them up. I'm looking. I'm looking. God, that's funny. are they holding?
00:22:30
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Your soul. Tools of the trade. people are go People are going to the dogs two ways. French's people crackers for dogs. Oh, that one's liver flavored.
00:22:40
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Oh, jeez. Bring them back, you know? This is what the ad says from like the 70s. For years, people have crunched animal crackers. Why shouldn't dogs enjoy people crackers?
00:22:53
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Good idea. We thought so. So we baked up nourishing little crackers shaped like the people in a happy dog's life. Now your dog will love mailmen, milkmen, policemen, even dog catchers.
00:23:08
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That's wild. That's wild marketing. And you know people believed it too. But they were still around in like the early 90s because we had them. They tasted good. Our parents had them for the basset hound.
00:23:20
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Totally. I like the tagline of the people dogs love to eat. i don't know if that would fly now. oh Your reading was giving big Munch Squad energy. I appreciate it.
00:23:33
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Yeah, what it was. it was Okay, okay. Back to the story. That's thing of beauty. ahead. I had recently found out she had been cheating on my husband's friend for years with my friend's husband.
00:23:47
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so Okay, so his... Husband's friend and girlfriend with wife's friend's husband. That's crazy.
00:23:59
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I also learned she just bought a gun. oh The but crazy woman. Can you imagine a perianal fistula German Shepherd with a gun?
00:24:12
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A German Shepherd should never have a gun. They would use it too much. What dog do you think would be the safest to own a car
00:24:24
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a gun? Which dog is the most responsible? Which dog is the... Like like a seeing eye dog?
00:24:36
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seeing eye dog with a side piece?
00:24:40
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Sinai dogs or hunting dogs or... Sure, hunting dogs. hunting dogs. They'd be on it. That's fair. Anyway. I debated telling my friend about the affair, knowing it would hurt her.
00:24:53
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And hurt my my husband's friend, too. yeah After some time, I did tell her. Turns out she had already asked for a divorce, but was glad to know about the affair because she'd been considering letting him keep the house in the settlement.
00:25:06
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No, don't let him have the house, girl. Key info. That is so clutch. The day after I expose the affair, I'm at work and I see a text pop up on my Apple Watch from the roid rage mistress.
00:25:22
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Catch me outside, dot, dot, dot. Oh. That's crazy. what Hey, you get that message on your Apple Watch? What are you doing? You heading outside? What dog are you going to bring us back up?
00:25:36
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at her clinic. Right. Okay. So I'm bringing the German Shepherd. Okay. I'm dressing it up like me. No, I'm shaving its head. I'm sitting outside. I'm not going outside.
00:25:48
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Yeah, I don't think I'd go outside either. Putting your lab on it. Well, okay. Before you make a decision, here's the facts. Fair enough. Oh, yeah. did she Did she even place in the competition is important to know.
00:25:59
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I don't know. Okay. But that could also make her mad for not placing. Okay, she's a little, maybe a lot, unhinged. I just exposed her affair, and she now owns a gun.
00:26:14
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And she's possibly outside my work, armed. What do you do? I ain't going outside. no way. I'm going out outside. What? Because not all of us can stay in.
00:26:25
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What's your plan? Well, okay, I have the shepherd. I have the gun also. Obviously. We've dressed it up like me. So now there's they're seeing double. Yeah. oh Right? And they're enraged.
00:26:39
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Yeah. So. Is the dog also wearing a lab coat? Yep. Matching. And a bald cap. And a bald cap. But I'm also, I'm wearing a dog costume under my lab coat. Oh.
00:26:51
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You really are doing a. It's the perfect plan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're inceptioning ourselves. Classic shaggy dog situation. It's punchable. i would I would bring some, I'd probably bring someone with me.
00:27:05
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um Not a dog with a gun. I don't, wait, why are they mad at her? She exposed the affair. Her friend about the affair, and so now... The friend is going after the house and the settlement, so the roid rage is new boyfriend. friend's husband and steroid girl are Won't get his house. Got it.
00:27:22
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Okay. I'm back. I'm back. Okay. um' all Yeah. They're all glamour muscles anyway. They don't, you know. There's only one that counts, and it's here, and it's up here. Right. i I'm pointing to my chest, and I'm pointing to my skull.
00:27:36
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Okay. Alright, well, let's find out. I go tell my golden retriever of a boss, hey, there's somebody outside with access to a firearm who may want to give me some pink juice.
00:27:50
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ah First of all, I don't know what that means. Ah, fair enough. The pentobarbital injection that we often use for euthanasias, usually and they color it either like blue or pink.
00:28:05
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Like I've seen green. Um... You don't want it to be clear because they try to um dye it a distinct color so that it won't get mixed up with other things because it is very dangerous.
00:28:18
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Yes. If you are not yeah are giving it accidentally. And so it always has a color to it. I think pink is the most common. Yeah, pink and pink and blue are the most common. What a turn of phrase.
00:28:29
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ah Yeah. My golden retriever of a boss, da-da-da-da-da, give me the pink Hey, someone's outside with access to a firearm who might want to give me some pink juice.
00:28:40
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That's crazy. Good code word, though. Yeah. He jumps up to check the security footage and nothing. We don't see her outside. So I open my phone and read the full message and check the time. Because this was just on her Apple Watch.
00:28:59
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The full text? Catch me outside at Culver's every day when they open. What?
00:29:09
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They were building a Culver's in our town and she wanted a Butter Burger, not my blood.
00:29:19
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Oh, that's iconic. Oh, that's so good. again, had nothing to do with dogs, but she was at the clinic. She was at the clinic and she added a lot of ah that terminology and they yeah really paid the full picture.
00:29:35
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No, I think that was perfect. but so glad I'm so glad I went outside because I get the street cred for having confronted angry person with a gun. But oh they wouldn't have been there they were just snarfing down cheese curds.
00:29:47
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Yeah, well, maybe, you know, some of us are little chickens and that's OK. That's self-preservation, though. You got to pick your battles. Yeah, that's true. Well, you had backup, though.
00:29:58
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Yeah. The second time I brought back. the No, the first scratch that the I was totally alone. mean, I even bring the doppel dog with me. No, just went out chest puff.
00:30:09
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Just me dressed up like a dog with a bald cat chest puffed like a dog. Dressed like dog. Nailed it.
00:30:20
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nail that
00:30:23
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um that is a That is a wild story. I don't know what I would do if I got that text, but I do think it is hilarious that this person ah told their boss about it and got everybody else hyped just to open it and read it and realize it was fuck over shit.
00:30:39
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That's pretty funny. And then what do you say to your boss? Like, oops, my bad. Go, thank you for checking. ah let me know if you see anything suspicious. Yeah, just like go with it. You order them a Butterburger.
00:30:51
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Oh yeah that too. Yeah that too. Cheese curds. I would like to find the exact amount of characters that I need to write so that most of my messages start with catch me outside.
00:31:06
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It's a good goal. It's a good goal to have. Your house. I'm here to pick you up for the movie. And now we know that that is what shows up on the Apple watch. Just catch me outside.
00:31:17
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it's true. Do guys have these watches? I have one, but I don't wear it. i don't i like to I like to keep my wrists free. Oh, so I completely stopped listening to you. i I'm imagining you both said you don't have them, but I still texted you just to see if... ah but So it's probably not going to work.
00:31:37
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Catch me outside. We don't know, but we'll... ah Listeners. Try it out. start Try it out. Scare your Scare your enemies.
00:31:48
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Yeah. Catch your enemies close. but Wait. Catch your friends close. And catch your enemies enemies outside. Well, that is the last of the stories.
Podcast Farewell and Story Submission Reminder
00:32:02
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How we've come an end. What a beautiful collection. Thank you again, listener. That was phenomenal. Phenomenal. Yeah. So if you have other stories, you can send them to us ah bill thekibel at at gmail.com.
00:32:25
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at gmail.com. We'd love to hear your stories. Please send them. Spill that kibble, baby. Please, please. Make a mess. We want to talk about it. We ripped the bag open. The bag, dude. Dump it out.
00:32:38
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Chew through it. Get crazy with the box cutter. Leave a slice you didn't intend to. All right. Well, those were some amazing stories, everybody.
00:32:51
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we just spilled the kibble. Keep your friends close and cash your enemies outside.
00:32:59
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00:33:10
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00:33:26
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