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Ep. 16: Middle Finger McGee
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Join Kel, Dr. G, and Dr. M as we spill the kibble on your submitted vet stories. In this episode we talk about tech week, snake encounters, and messy clinets. This episode is for entertainment purposes only, please talk to your vet before following any advice heard on this show.
Interested in sharing your own clinic stories? Email us at spillthekibble@gmail.com.
TW-bugs and feces
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Introduction to 'Spill the Kibble' Podcast
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nor listening to Spill the Kibble, the podcast where I read your submitted stories and have real veterinarians react to them. If you are interested in sharing your clinic story, email us at spill at spill the kibble.com.
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Please note that this show is not suitable for all listeners. Listener discretion is advised. And with that, let's go to the show.
Meet the Hosts: Kel, Dr. G, and Dr. M
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Welcome to Spill the Kibble. I'm Kel. I'm Dr. G. I'm Dr. M. And we're here to tell your clinic stories. But first, how are
Appreciation for Veterinary Technicians
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you doing? How is tech week?
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It was so fun. Also shout out to all the techs out there. love you so much. We appreciate you. Thank you, techs. I tell my techs all the time could not do this job without them. And also that I happen to be the worst technician that we have.
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um If I was doing their job, I do it the worst. So I appreciate them. How do you do it the worst? oh i never charge people right i leave messes everywhere i don't put the right thing in the computer you're a play attack you're not a doctor's tech i listen i'm just i do my best but it's not good enough if the rules were reversed they'd be like you gotta go you gotta go back to training you're not ready you're not ready kid get back in there got a lot of dogs that need walking why don't you why don't you take a lap
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Exactly.
Techs' Perspectives vs. Client Behavior
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and we Let's try to restock something and get out of the way. but We also like their stories. We have text stories. Oh, yeah. They're good, too.
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They're very good. All stories are valid. It's a different perspective. It's still about the care for the animal, but they deal with a little bit more of the owners. Mm-hmm.
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And you get a different kind of sometimes even more unhinged version of a client because the gloves are off. Like sometimes they get a little bit, I hate to say it but they get a little bit nicer, a little bit more manageable once the doctor walks in the room. They do. It's so not cool. mom They can be such brats before Mommy and Daddy come in and tell them what's up They're like, oh, white coat, we'll listen to you. ok Which is so silly because they're going to tell me. And also I know them. We spend all day long rolling all over the place on the ground together, playing with and and scaring dogs. So like I know if the vibes are off from the moment they walk in. I'm like, what happened? What did they say? What's going on? Nothing. and It's fine.
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It's not fine. be nice. Just try to be nice. Be nice. Be
Celebrating Tech Week with Gifts and Activities
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nice. Dr. M, I heard you did some fun thing for you with your texts. Oh my gosh. We had a really, really good time. um you know, there was some of the classic stuff. Bagels, little bit of coffee. You know, the the true blue that everyone comes to expect around that week. Just real quick before you blow me out of the water. i did get donuts and coffee for...
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the the clinics that I work really fat. It's a staple. It's a staple, and I checked with these places, and their managers, doctors, teams already had plans for many days. So I just thought, let me just swoop on in, drop some off on the slow day. It's a requirement for Tech Week to have donuts and coffee. If you didn't get it, you'd be mad.
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I felt like a real good guy, but what did you do? i did that, too. ah ah Oh, you yeah you're yes-anding me. You did the bare minimum.
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There were no bear claws. She did the princess treatment. I did do the princess treatment. Yeah, so we we we did um like bagels and coffee and all of that jazz. And some of the lovely drug reps also stopped by and gave us some nice things. Yes, That was very kind of them. um No like major kickbacks for those of you in the public sphere. of It's pens. I was already wondering if we should address it. It's pens and pizza. Yeah. We did get a little bit of pizza. We got a lot of pens. We got some loose gloves. It was great, though. We appreciate it. Although, drug companies, best pens.
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They do have some good pens. and They always have the best pens. The pen department. got one that's got little ticks in it. Like, they're floating in water. I got one that's got little poopies in there. Mm-hmm. Like a poop emoji.
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Yeah, i'm not really. Usually it is it is some version of a fast food or fast casual lunch or catered lunch. Yes. Pens, maybe some post-it notes, some things that everyone takes and then they leave them or forget them or throw them out. No great kickbacks.
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No. but yeah I think they got a shirt that said tech on it and ah and a fanny pack. And we love it. And those are great standards. sanders is tech week, period. Yeah. they were great. And we love it. And we appreciate that they care enough to show up and show out and come say hi and celebrate with us. But just so y'all know, never has there been something that was so wild, awesome, extravagant, and unique that I was like, I'm only selling this medication for the rest of my life.
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Yeah, as well it should be. There's so many promotional items you can give someone. i have so many three-way highlighters. It's bonkers. ah But no, so we got we got the standard accoutrements. And then one of the days I brought in an entire box of um like keychain and purse charm making kit supplies. And I taught them how to do it. So we did some custom beading with their initials and some like pom poms and different charms that they all picked out. And that was really, really fun. We're probably going to keep doing that between now and Christmas. Well, Dr. M.R. also is a crafty gal. She loves the Farts and Crafts day.
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Love, love Farts and Crafts. Yeah, we have Farts and Crafts over here often. We're talking about gibbets? We're talking about pom-poms? What goes on purse? Purse charms.
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Purse charms, yeah. Like a gibbet. Not like a gibbet. I mean, guess like the gibbets of the purse world, but a gibbet is like specifically croc, no? Oh, okay, yeah.
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Get educated. Yes. i yeah i'm Hey, I'm just here to learn, guys. You keep talking. and i I'm going to sit in the back seat for a little while. Hey, you ever been to a kiosk?
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Hey, you guys ever remember this one? here You ever been to the airport kiosk? And you get a little tweet with your name on it. Sure, sure, sure. Or, you know, a Hawaiian horizon that moves. Okay, that's a key chain. Okay.
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With a name on it. Oh, for keys. Yeah. And so we did that, essentially, but we did it ourselves. Okay. Heck yeah. Crafty gal. Yeah. So a little a little arts and crafts. Oh, and and my fiance also got them like little clay kits where they like had a little tutorials and they could make little clay figurines. So those are all over the place now, which is very cute.
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um And then we had a really fun day where I got everybody labubus, the hot girl item of the year, I would say.
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um But to top it all off, not only would did we do like a surprise run of the labubus, we also got some clothing for them. And we did a whole dress to impress session where they dressed up their labubus and customized them.
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which was very, very fun. We had a great time with that. And then the last day, my hospital manager organized having a like reptile and bug guy come to the office and do a lunch ah reptile show. And everybody got to hold everything and like take pictures with everything. And so everybody was feeling very cool. Tacos and reptiles was the end of the week. Ooh, what bugs?
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Yeah, there was a tarantula, a scorpion, that one we weren't allowed to touch. The Madagascar cockroaches, the hissing cockroaches. Madagascar hissing cool. Yes. um Those were the main bugs. He had I like bugs.
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Love bugs. you would have You would have had a good time. um Lots of snakes that were so stinking cute. Oh, i love Who's your favorite reptile? um I was obsessed with the sand boa, and now I want one. I love sand boas. She looks like a cow, and she was so cute. Her name was Sandy, and she just sat. Her name was Sandy? Yeah, not very clever.
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To be fair, most of these are rescues that he then like works with to be part of the show, so some of them came with names. Yeah, and you can't change a snake's name, otherwise it'll get confused.
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It's a sense of home, you know? um Yeah, I always felt like they never come up with very creative names for snakes. It's kind of ah like yeah there's oh the yellow boa is always named Banana.
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Yeah. ah win A lot of albinos are going to run a bell but ah banana. But, you know, they last a long most often them last a long time. you know how many How many reptiles people having?
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I don't know. We could do better. i agree. We could do better. You know what? I'm not here to defend people giving bad names. It's the Bella of the dog world. Listen, not too much on the Bellas and the Maxes.
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Those are staples like coffee and donuts and we need them to survive. po Listen, Max's and Bella's are keeping the lights on. Okay. don yeah sir ah We don't want to mess with that base. We love you guys.
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ah Yeah, I don't think any of them had crazy names. um I'm trying to think. Maybe there was something, something, something Godzilla. There was one. There's always like one big lizard with a wacky name. That's like the kookiest name you can think of.
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ah But no, it was very, very cool. And ah the girls had a blast holding and and petting everything. So it was a really fun week. We had a good time. And then we had to go back to normal life.
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The order that it went in, did you, was it reptiles then tacos or tacos then reptiles? Tacos then reptiles. Thank goodness. We got you. Yeah. Yeah. That's important, guys. If you touch animals, wash your hands before you eat in general. yes But certainly with reptiles.
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Did I ever tell you about time?
Humorous Encounters with Animals
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Okay. So this is about this is about a wild snake. Okay. So when I was dating my husband, I was hanging out with him in his house with his like roommate.
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And all of a sudden, in the corner of my eye, I saw something move and I looked and I was like, that is a snake. And I went to him and I was like, hey, did your roommate have a snake? And he just went, ugh, not again. and I was like, what?
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Apparently, they lived off of like a nature trail and the storm like window, because he was his room was in the basement, like wasn't completely closed, so snakes would get in And so it was a wild snake.
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So then he went and got a oven mitt. to catch the snake because didn't want to get touch it because he didn't know if it had anything on it. you know Sure. sick And he caught it. It was hiding behind like computers and stuff.
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And then he ran upstairs almost like Pee Wee Herman style with this snake in his hand. Ran out to the deck and threw this snake, just threw it, chucked it, and it landed on the shed of the neighbor's house. And I was like, well, I mean, you got rid of the snake, but I don't think it survived.
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Oh. That's a hero. I get it. Yeah. I like that it was trying to integrate with the wires and like be one with the computers that were happening there. I don't know. I must be really observing because I was like, that is a snake. I wonder if he has a pet snake.
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Not again. but They had a snake problem. Anyway, on that note, the pockets have been probed, the nerves have been blocked, and the elevator is coming for you, baby.
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ow! It's time to spill the kibble. Heck yeah, it is. Get my teeth out. All of them. Go. Pull them. Go. Take them. I dare ya. No survivors.
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ah We have a story. And I also have a few stories from the dark... The Bark Web. The Dark Bark Web.
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The Dark Bark Web. We are just...
Dealing with Difficult Clients
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AKA Reddit. Content. Let's do it. So this first story. we fired a client recently.
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She'd been rude to staff and passed. Notes all over her file. Two strikes. Cusses at staff. And also notes that she needs to get rabies boosted or we can't see her anymore. Hmm.
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Have we ever had to fire a client before? Also, I like the fact that needs rabies as if it's like she needs rabies. it's It felt like it for a moment. Carol Klein's rabid clients, driving like they happen. She's not paying for her dog to get her rabies shots, but it didn't sound like we were saying she's rabid. Sometimes you got to fire a client and it's so uncomfortable. No one wants it because...
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You don't want to say goodbye to your patient, but they come attached to people and some folks some folks suck. Yeah. And I try to give the benefit of the doubt that they're just being advocates for their pets. And so you're allowed to get fired up, but don't be disrespectful. And don't be disrespectful twice. um Yeah. Everybody gets like one where you're like, hey, what's that about?
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You know, you you good dog? Yeah. Listen, we all said a lot of stuff. That was out of pocket. Do you maybe want to bring it back close to home? I think every industry has, you know, like a file on a client saying like, no more will we work with this person. Used to be you put your photo on the wall. It couldn't come into this coffee shop. Yeah.
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We should bring that back. Just have a photo wall of shame. The soft fire. What is it? Like soft, soft quitting, soft things. That happens a lot nowadays, right? it Soft firing.
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Yeah, I think this. Can you fire soft? The gradual firing is a lot of the systems I use have like a little pop up or an alert and the electronic medical record. And it's like no appointments with Dr. g Yeah.
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ah And then you see a second name jump up, no appointments to Dr. Am, you're like, oh, this person's gone. This person's not going to make it. Yeah. We're going to give him a newbie, and it's going to go so badly for that third doctor that, yeah, we're going to, they're going to what's going Yeah, restrikes her out. Yeah.
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But yeah, had to fire him. I've been lucky that um I've been on staff. I've been a medical director, but I was not a manager and owner at that hospital. um And in ah in other ones, I've been so far behind the chain of command that I'm not the one who has to do the firing, but I put in the recommendation.
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So back to the story. She checks in. This is actually something I don't know. It says, our techs get HX? A history. History. Oh, okay. Short term for history. Good to know. Our techs get history and then mentions we're overdue for rabies.
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Client responds with double-handed crisscrossing middle fingers to the tech. Oh. ah This tech is the sweetest human being ever, as in she'd say fiddle sticks or Jiminy Jillicers instead of cussing. Oh, sweet baby. She got the double crossover middle fingers. like That's who you're kicking. Come on now.
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Does that in real life. ah you both Professional wrestlers. Teens. Yeah, some really confident teens. Twitch streamers. Twitch streamers, yeah. Probably, for sure, yeah.
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So, next in our story. This tech tells me about a confused, shocked look on her face. I find practice manager and let her know we're firing her, and to boot her out of the office. When they say fire her, they mean the client.
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Fire this whiny fiddle sticker. Yeah. Not the fiddle. No, they fire the double-handed middle fingers. Middlefingers McGee.
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Yeah. No, get him out of there. then manager does so, all while the client is denying any wrongdoing, while cussing the manager out. didn't do anything. The client proceeds to call back twice, trying to get the practice owner on the phone to explain she never cussed at anyone. Hmm. No.
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You got receipts? Well, The manager on the phone, you're cussing at me right now, Mrs. XXX, so I'm inclined not to believe you. and that was followed by more cussing.
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m that You know what? That lady's having a really bad day, but it sounds like she has a lot of them. think I caught right-handed, yeah. and nothing about so far. Nothing seems like her pet was in a dangerous or uncomfortable situation. yeah Other than not having its rabies.
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fact It is, you know, it is hard with some of those clients who, you know, are going to give you a lot of pushback and then you hit them with the, hey, this is legally required. You must do it. It's above both me and you. And they really don't like facts. They're the type of people who don't like being told what to do. And now the government's telling you and it's whole thing.
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Thank goodness for an AMA form against medical advice. Yeah, that's fair. I told you to do it. You said you won't. Here's your form. I'm going to cross my hands over, all fingers down.
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Absolve myself of any responsibility here. Yeah, you can't sort talk to people like that. No. Although rabies is tricky. I don't know about you. I won't i won't put my girls at risk. So like if they won't update and there's not like a legitimate medical reason why, like I'm not doing blood work. I'm not doing anything that's going to trigger that dog to potentially react. So like good luck. like I'm not doing anything painful to your animal if it's not up to date on rabies and it's a bite risk. yeah I'm not doing it. We shouldn't be doing surgery.
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Anything you're to expose to saliva, teeth, anything dangerous. It'll kill a person. It'll kill a person. Messing with that. Just be responsible.
Extreme Measures for Rabies Prevention
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Remember the story that our virology teacher told?
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No, but I'd love it if you regaled me with it. What's virology? Good question. Viruses. Our teacher studied viruses. And so they told us a story that they were asleep one day.
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no probably night. They woke up and so and saw a bat on their hand and woke with a start, shoot it away, opened the door, got it outside, centered themselves, looked down, and saw blood on their hand.
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So this ver this virologist decided, well, there's a good chance there rabies-laden saliva in my hand. And they took a blade and just started, like, carving away at the top layer of skin, um trying to get any of that tissue away.
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I blacked this out. Keep going. Well, they didn't get rabies. So ah much like my shark repellent spray, either it works.
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But like, I would just go to the ER. That's so much time. And they probably lived in the sticks. Who knows? True. We don't know the situation. i don't um i don't know if I could do it. i don't think I could start like carving and hacking at my own hand. Yeah, that would hurt. You wouldn't Julian your own?
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I think I'd just but die of rabies. mean just so Just succumb to rabies in 10 to 40 days. think I would just do that instead. Hopefully I'd be in a different mental state by then. So it just, you know, wouldn't care as much. well Okay.
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I do have one other story. Oh, okay. It is from the Bark Web. woofwof We love the Bark Web.
Clinic Humor: Seizures, Farts, and Potty Incidents
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Okay, a small dog came in for his very first seizure.
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One of those intense, full-body ones that make everyone in the room instantly snap into go mode. I got big feelings about go mode for seizures.
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Elaborate? it's Yeah, we want to stop it. Of course I want to stop the seizure. yeah
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Everyone's a miracle worker and a hero. it It makes me think of Curb Your Enthusiasm when there's a big old spill at dinner and someone, you somebody get a sponge. And Larry says, why don't you get the sponge?
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When someone sees it and starts screaming, get me the midazolam. I need midaz. just yeah Just go get it, dude. I think he had it before he got there. No, totally. Totally. But those those big status epilepticus, those big instances where they're already inpatients or they're coming off the street like,
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It's just chill. Everyone's getting so excited and and riled up yeah about it. Yeah. Well, bet the owner's also hysterical. That's probably the big part of it. Absolutely. and I'm not trying to bring down that energy level.
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No, no, no. I get you. He's... ah he's hey Hey, hey, hey. Hey, shut up. It's going to be behind this. Look at me. Look at you. Look at me. I got you. Somebody get me the madass.
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So he's panting hard. We've got the oxygen flow be going. Well, it's not a seizure. We're checking vitals, all very serious and medical. Then suddenly the dog starts farting.
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Now it's a seizure. ah Loudly, repeatedly, like a tiny tuba with no off switch. ha I never buy tubas that don't have off switches.
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You have to. It's required. Put the safety on.
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We try to stay professional, but every time he pants, another one slips out. Perfectly timed. Poor buddy who's sucking down a lot of air. It's got to get out one time. It's got an air a feature. Yeah.
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It was like he had a rhythm going. The whole treatment area turned into a symphony of wheezes, oxygen, hiss, and dog gas. Light a match.
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well We're all biting our lips, trying not to laugh because, you know, serious medical emergency. But then the doctor comes back from ref reviewing the case and just casually says, oh, and by the way, he's got neuticles.
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That was it. We completely lost it. Just in case you guys were confused. I think it's more just on top of it. He also like just poor little buddy because that that must mean they went in the room, right? They're working on stabilizing this dog. They went in the room and talked to the client and the client thought it was imperative that they knew this dog has nudicles. If that has anything to do with the seizures.
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I mean, to be fair, if I saw what I thought was an intact seizure ridden dog, I would probably try to have a conversation about maybe not breeding him. So it's it's valid.
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It's okay, Doc. They're made of lead. I got the good ones. We're doubled over, tears in our eyes, while this tiny dog keeps tooting away like he's punctuating the joke himself.
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The doc even had to pull it together and actually bring the patient back to the owner after diagnostics, trying to act like everything was totally normal. Meanwhile, the dog is still going strong. one-dog brass section of chaos. Ha ha ha!
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always funny. and They are always funny. Yeah. They're even funny. The smaller the animal, the funnier the fart. Imagine a little mouse fart. ah People fart funny. Dog fart pretty funny.
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He was having a seizure, but it's like he was having like a fart attack. Everything's spasming. We've got sphincters opening, closing. You'll be contained. We're so comfortable with their jaws chattering. Why can't their butthole?
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It's all sphincters, baby. Today, we had something coming. It had a broken toenail a few days ago. They put a bandage on it came back and had it removed and assessed. a bandaid on it. Put a bandaid on it.
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And the tech was holding it. I was working on the computer behind me. And I just, I know they're removing a bandage on this paw. And I hear, she's shitting my drawer.
00:25:22
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they hurt. They were doing it at the text desk behind me and they were holding this dog. Yeah, she just dropped a turd right in the open desk drawer on this person's pens and post-its.
00:25:34
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And then the drug pens? not that Some of them could have been. Everything was up for grabs. This tech does have some very particular pens that they like. I don't think it was on that stash. okay But then the assistant that was helping just says, yep, she's always pooping.
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And that's why it's important to keep consistency of care and really develop that client-patient relationship. Yeah. but So we know if you've got a little pooper or not. Because, yeah, she's always pooping. And we we could have known that that was an option.
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close the drawer you know it also made me think back when i was an assistant this one morning i was working and one of our specialists was doing an ultrasound as a big part of their day was and they were carrying a cat in they brought it to the room they put it down next to the trough and well stepped outside angry about something and like harrummed his hands into the pockets of his lab coat and saw his face drop and and he pulls it out and there's duty on his fingers. Oh no. And he just flies off the handle, rips off his lab coat, like spins it around in the air and throws it in a trash can.
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And then I had never known the real meaning of like being on a soapbox. well Dude found like a step stool, stood on it and addressed the whole treatment area screaming angry.
00:26:58
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Oh my goodness. That's part of the job. It probably had IBD and you're ultrasounding it to find out like it. It's got a lot of big feelings. yo laka I don't know. So are going back.
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Thank you, Tex. Thank you, assistants. Yeah. Toots are always funny, no matter the context. I do think sometimes it's just a Play-Doh fun factory. Like some of these dogs will scare the poop out of them. And as soon as you think you've cleaned up the poop, but all the poop more poop comes. They're like 80% poop. And you're like, how? And you'll see people running back and forth with more and more supplies to clean up the poop. And every time you open the door, there's more. 70% water, 80% poop. Don't do the math. It's in there.
00:27:37
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I think that I have put feces as a trigger warning on every single episode since we started this.
Advice for Aspiring Veterinarians
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Honestly, any any young young kiddos out there listening to this that want to be about when you grow up, it's a lot of poop, man. yeah Build up some resistance. Build up your resistance to poop and make sure you like typing medical records.
00:27:58
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Yeah. oh Yeah, yeah, yeah. And listening. And talking to clients on your lunch break. And listening. Yeah. What? You have to listen.
00:28:09
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Yeah. Go figure out. Actively. Mm-hmm. ah Oh, Lauren. Well, I'm glad the seizures for that farting little brass section dog stopped.
00:28:22
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but but You know what's fun, too? Sometimes when we have seizure cases, we'll put like a little jingle bell on their collar. So that way, if we're watching them for the day, somebody like with eyes on the prize at all times will hear the jingle bells and come running. It's like, get off my dress! Get off my dress!
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To the sound of jingle bells. um This one has its own musical cue that it made itself, and I think that's pretty. you know what? Yeah. Maybe that's... If the owner hears farting... Darwinism. Yeah. In the dead of night, they'll wake up and know that their dog is seizing or had something stanky. Yep.
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Never stop dating your husband.
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