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The Lost Boys
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Introduction to 'The Lost Boys'
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Nicole Shine
And we're back.
00:00:32
Glampire Shine
Hello.
00:00:33
Nicole Shine
See, we told y'all we'd be back with a movie this week.
00:00:36
Glampire Shine
Yep. Make sure on our promises. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
We try. We try. This week, The Lost Boys, 1987. One of my favorite movies of all time.
00:00:50
Nicole Shine
Fight me. um Directed by Joel Schumacher. Starring da Jason Patrick, Kiefer Sutherland, cory ha Corey Haim, Corey the Corey's 80s babies, no, the Corey's.
00:01:07
Glampire Shine
the course
00:01:07
Nicole Shine
Diane Weese, Jamie Gertz, Edward Herman, and Bernard Hughes.
Movie Production Insights
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Nicole Shine
The budget was 8.5 and it made 32.5 at the box office.
00:01:20
Nicole Shine
And that was in like eighty s moot money. So you probably have to like
00:01:23
Glampire Shine
yeah or triple that maybe yeah yep
00:01:26
Nicole Shine
yeah triple that for today's um box office i guess money um movie um again i've watched i've been watching this movie since i was a little kid probably since before i was um should have been watching it um again through sean she's introduced me to so much of of the stuff i like it's funny but um uh Yeah, the cool, the interesting little background about this movie, um they were supposed to, like, it was supposed to be a younger cast.
00:02:03
Nicole Shine
Like, it was supposed to be more like the Goonies.
00:02:06
Glampire Shine
Oh wow.
00:02:06
Nicole Shine
And the the dude that made the Goonies, I think, was the original supposed director before Schumacher.
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Glampire Shine
Okay.
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Nicole Shine
um But then he took over, and we know, anybody who's ever seen
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Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:02:21
Nicole Shine
the Schumacher's work knows that it wasn't going stay that way.
00:02:23
Glampire Shine
yeah
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Nicole Shine
So it got more adult. He aged up the characters. He wanted to be sexier.
00:02:32
Nicole Shine
And there there's a lot to discuss. So we we'll get into it.
00:02:36
Glampire Shine
Let's dive into it.
00:02:37
Nicole Shine
We'll dive into it. Okay.
Arrival in Santa Clara
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Nicole Shine
So we open on Santa Clara. It's just a Californian like boardwalk coastal town.
00:02:52
Nicole Shine
I forget what I think it was supposed to be Santa Cruz or whatever based off of one of them.
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Glampire Shine
Probably.
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Nicole Shine
But anyway, it's like a boardwalk town.
00:03:01
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
Um, And we open up on, like, there's a boardwalk town. So there's, like, rides, amusement park, a beach, all that stuff.
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Glampire Shine
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
And um we open up on the merry-go-round. And there's, like, two rival gangs. And one gang of guys goes up to the other guy's girl and is kind of, like, flirting with her whatever. And they get into a scuffle.
00:03:25
Nicole Shine
And the security guard comes and apprehends. Like, he was actually kind of, he he was doing a lot. Like, he was doing the most. Like, he, like, took his baton and grabbed the one who we know now is David around the neck.
00:03:38
Nicole Shine
And, like, dragging him off. And it's like, it it really didn't, like, need to be all that force.
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Glampire Shine
But I mean, drunk with power.
00:03:45
Nicole Shine
Like, nothing sayingin't not saying you got what you deserve, but, like, he was doing a lot. So anyway, he drags them off, and they kind of just look back like, we're going to get you.
00:03:56
Nicole Shine
And then ah later on, he's like, it's everything shut down. He's like walking to his car. He's the last one in the park and walking through the parking lot. And we just see him get attacked by something from above and get like dragged off.
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Glampire Shine
From above, yep.
00:04:13
Nicole Shine
And that's Cold open. Then it opens to a family in a car flipping through the stations. And it's a mom and her two boys and they're moving to Santa Clara.
00:04:29
Nicole Shine
and um you know, um, they, we hit the doors, lot of needle drops, we hit the cover of the doors, uh, People Are Strange, and then, um, they're driving into the town, and on the boardwalk that says, Welcome to Santa Clara, on the billboard, on the other side, it's like, murder capital of the world.
00:04:50
Glampire Shine
Yeah, kind of a lot of establishing shots here where they show a lot of missing children posters and just the regular people hanging around Carmel.
00:04:56
Nicole Shine
yeah,
00:04:59
Nicole Shine
Yeah, and I was telling Connor, I was like, um yeah, it was intercut with a lot of, like, missing children posters, but at the same time, like, I'm like, if they wanted us to, like, be scared to go to this place, i so I'm, like, watching this movie when I was a little kid, I'm like, this like, the most fun place of all time.
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Glampire Shine
I
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Glampire Shine
ah know, right?
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Nicole Shine
Like, it really didn't do a good job, because they cut, like, the missing children in between, like, people on amusement park rides and playing games, you know, the boardwalk games, and on the beach and surfing and all this shit.
00:05:31
Nicole Shine
and like
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Glampire Shine
I mean, i can see i cant see what they're trying to do.
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Nicole Shine
And everybody in the fucking town.
00:05:37
Glampire Shine
Maybe trying to show like, yeah, this is a happy, fun place, but there's a little bit of under, like something's happening, you know, that no one talks about, but they could have done better job.
00:05:44
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, because I'm like, everybody in town looks like me on a Saturday. like They all have like different color. rainbow color hair and tattoos and shit.
00:05:58
Glampire Shine
Yeah, just having fun, playing carnival rides and shit and laughing and giggling and yeah.
Family Dynamics and New Beginnings
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Nicole Shine
But anyway, so our family, who is, the oldest son is Michael, the youngest son is Sam, and the mom is, um...
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Glampire Shine
Joyce? No, shit. Hold on. I know, we just fucking watched it.
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Nicole Shine
We just watched it.
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Glampire Shine
Damn, man. Lucy.
00:06:21
Nicole Shine
I will keep wanting to call her Diane, because she's Diane Weiss, but, Lucy Lucy Lucy I keep yeah
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Glampire Shine
Lucy. dear sir Yeah, Lucy Emerson. Yep. Gosh.
00:06:33
Nicole Shine
I keep wanting her to call her by the actress name but yeah Lucy so um they move they come into town and then after all the establishing shots they arrive at the farm where Lucy they're gonna live with her dad um and it's funny cause he's like passed out on the porch
00:06:37
Glampire Shine
Right.
00:06:54
Nicole Shine
when they get there and they're like, is he dead? And then one kid's like, he's dead. Can we go back to Phoenix? and And he's like, playing dead and doing a good job.
00:07:04
Nicole Shine
looks of it And it's like, that that grandpa is so like, grandpa is the funniest character in here, but we'll get to him.
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Glampire Shine
Yeah. Yeah, we'll get to that. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
So, um yeah, they move in, and and the house is weird, and he's in the taxidermy, and he has, like, all his, like, taxidermy stuff all over place. It looks like Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
00:07:25
Nicole Shine
and And one kid's like, there's no TV.
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Glampire Shine
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
And it's funny because he's, like, he's going over the rules with them of, like, the of how he likes stuff. And then he's like, yeah, the when the postman brings the TV guy, don't rip the – you'll be tempted to rip the label off. Don't do that because I don't like it.
00:07:44
Nicole Shine
And ah he's like, oh, you have a TV? He's like, no, I just like to read a TV guide. You read the TV guide?
00:07:50
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:07:50
Nicole Shine
You don't need a TV. They like slams the door in their face. That's so good. So basically, they she just got a divorce, and she's moved there from Phoenix. That's where they live at.
00:08:04
Glampire Shine
Yep.
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Nicole Shine
So we cut to later on at night, and we cut to the best scene in the movie, if you ask me. So they're in a, they had a concert on the boardwalk on the beach and we get the goat fucking, what's his name, Tim Capella?
00:08:19
Nicole Shine
ah
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Glampire Shine
Yeah, yeah.
00:08:22
Nicole Shine
And if you've never seen this movie, this is the most, one most iconic scenes from this movie. if If you've never seen it, it's like a concert with this band, but the lead singer is like this super jacked, greased up, spandex wearing,
00:08:38
Glampire Shine
Yeah, man, he's just he's ripped. He's oiled up. He's ready to go.
00:08:44
Nicole Shine
And it's like, a in this song he's singing, it's like, this you know, the most 80s song ever, but it, like, in between, like, every verse, he stops to do, like, a saxophone solo, like, wah, wah, wah.
00:08:54
Nicole Shine
still believe.
00:08:58
Nicole Shine
I'm still believe.
00:08:59
Glampire Shine
I still believe.
00:09:03
Nicole Shine
It's so good, though. And it's like, But the people in the audience are like banging their head like this is the most metal song they have.
00:09:09
Glampire Shine
Like it's fucking Slayer. Like this is not Slayer, dude. Yeah.
00:09:17
Nicole Shine
And so while they're at this funny ass concert, I would have been fully engrossed. But anyway, Michael spots a girl um in the audience.
00:09:23
Glampire Shine
yeah
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Glampire Shine
Of course.
00:09:27
Nicole Shine
They make eye contact and they kind of look back and forth and then she makes off to start leaving. So they start following her. i would have been like, Tim Capella. but um
00:09:37
Glampire Shine
This show's not over,
Encounter with the Frog Brothers
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Glampire Shine
Michael. Let's see what this guy has to do.
00:09:42
Nicole Shine
so him and sam start following her and sam's giving him he's like don't you have something better to do follow me around and he's like oh i do and he sees a comic book store so he goes in he's a real huge comic book nerd and in the comic book store we meet the other goats edgar and allen frog which edgar allen ah we get it um the frog brothers and they're kind of weird
00:10:02
Glampire Shine
That's horrible.
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Nicole Shine
Um, and they are telling him, you know, give him a shit at first. And, um, he's like, uh, we're, um, they, no, they don't even say what they really do at this point, but they give him like, um, a horror comic. It was like vampires everywhere. And they're like, take this.
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Glampire Shine
I feel like
00:10:27
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Glampire Shine
They do that to every young kid that comes in there. Like, they're just looking for new friends.
00:10:32
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:10:33
Glampire Shine
Like, what made him so special out of all the other, you know, teenage dudes that come in there?
00:10:35
Nicole Shine
yeah Basically, like you're going to need it. Like, take this. It's like a manual or whatever. And it's just somebody in of the other first gang from the beginning.
00:10:43
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:10:46
Nicole Shine
They grab comic books and, like, run off. And they get with them and just cuts away. And then Michael finally catches up to the girl. And she he follows her. And then she ends up getting on the motorcycle with the other gang of guys that we saw from the beginning. who is David and crew.
00:11:09
Nicole Shine
um they She gets on Dave's motorcycle and they ride off and Sam's like, oh, she sift you. And that's the end of that. We cut to later and the guy and girl from the beginning, the other gang, they're in like, he's kind of like trying to make out with her. She's like, i get me
00:11:29
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:11:30
Nicole Shine
and then they hear like something and she's like, you hear that? And he's like, no, he's still trying to make out. And then they just, something again that we don't see comes and rips the top off the car.
00:11:43
Nicole Shine
And of course, and they carry the guy off first and they carry her off and we don't see what it is still. And then that's it. We cut to the next day. oh yeah, this is cut to go, let's go to town.
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Glampire Shine
Yeah. Yeah.
00:12:02
Nicole Shine
No, we missed the um the night before this, before the next day. mom goes to the boardwalk and she um sees a little kid crying.
00:12:14
Glampire Shine
yeah
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Nicole Shine
um And um he's like, Mom. So she takes to the video store and she's like, have you seen this kid's mom? And, you know, and tries to help him. And the mom comes and um the owner of the
00:12:29
Glampire Shine
It was right in front of his door, too, that this happened.
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Nicole Shine
store is like, Yeah, it's like, you have a good heart or whatever. And while she's in there, they're kind of flirting. She's like, what I really need is a job.
00:12:42
Nicole Shine
and um
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Glampire Shine
He goes, a job? so
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Nicole Shine
And ah she goes, I look that needy, huh? So they're talking. And um the while they're talking, David and the crew kind of go in the store. And he's like, I thought I told you guys to stay out of here. And they're kind of flirting with the girl behind the register.
00:12:59
Nicole Shine
And so they leave after he says that. And um he's like, wild kids. And she's like, oh they're you know they're just young. And we were young once. And so besides, they dress better or something like that.
00:13:11
Nicole Shine
And that's when he's like, you have a good heart.
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Glampire Shine
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
And um
00:13:15
Glampire Shine
Delicious. Sorry.
00:13:16
Nicole Shine
so he offers her a job. and that's And then after that, we get to the other couple getting eight. And then the next day, where Sam and Grandpa He's like, yeah, let's go to town.
00:13:26
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:13:31
Nicole Shine
he has like this really nice like 1950s convertible. And they get in. He's like, oh, yeah. He's like, can I drive? and he's like, nobody drives this baby with me. So they get in the car. He's like, let's go to town. warm it up. Turn it on. And then um he just immediately turns it off and gets out. And he's like, are we having fun or what? And he's like, I thought we were going to town. He's like, that's as close to town as I like to get.
00:13:56
Glampire Shine
news fine man all my girls yeah
00:13:57
Nicole Shine
Grandpa is so fucking weird.
00:14:01
Glampire Shine
oh man
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Nicole Shine
So, um ah yeah, later on, no, sam so Sam goes to the boardwalk by himself because I guess he wasn't going to town with Grandpa.
Michael's Initiation into the Vampire World
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Glampire Shine
yeah
00:14:14
Nicole Shine
And he goes back to the comic book store, and this is where we learn that the Frog Brothers are vampire hunters because they try giving him a different um vampire...
00:14:25
Glampire Shine
Yeah, different one.
00:14:25
Nicole Shine
book and he's like I don't he's like I don't like scary comic books and he's like it's just a manual it has our number on back take it and pray you never need to call us and he's like I'll pray I never need to call you
00:14:37
Glampire Shine
That was a good comeback line.
00:14:38
Nicole Shine
yeah and uh so later on that night Michael sees he's getting a leather jacket because like um You know, Davis gang, they have like leather jackets and motorcycles and piercings and stuff.
00:14:51
Nicole Shine
So he's like, okay, maybe if I get, I guess he's like, maybe if I get a leather jacket, a girl will like me or whatever.
00:14:55
Glampire Shine
Yeah, he's trying to fit in.
00:14:56
Nicole Shine
Like, dude.
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Glampire Shine
now
00:14:58
Nicole Shine
So he bought the leather jacket and he's looking at to get an ear piercing. And the girl's like, she just walks up on him like, oh, don't do it. It's a ripoff. I'll do it for you. And all this stuff flirting with him.
00:15:09
Nicole Shine
And then he's like, what's your name? She's like, star.
00:15:14
Glampire Shine
Star.
00:15:15
Nicole Shine
And he's like, your parents too. And then she gets all paranoid. Like, what do you mean? And he's like, oh, ex-hippies. And then she's like, oh, yeah. And they start walking together.
00:15:22
Glampire Shine
He.
00:15:24
Nicole Shine
And he's like, you want go for a ride? And she's like, yeah. And um David and his gang roll up. And they're like, he's like, let's go, star. And she's like, this is Michael.
00:15:37
Nicole Shine
And he's like, let's go, star. And um ah so she's like, ah he's He's like, come on, go follow us, Michael, or whatever. And he's like, I can't beat you. And he's like, oh, you don't have to beat me. You just got to keep up.
00:15:54
Nicole Shine
And, like, so they, I guess, go on a race. to the Oh, Star hangs out with this other little this little boy. He's, like, eight years old named Laddie.
00:16:01
Glampire Shine
Looks like a fucking confederate. You know?
00:16:03
Nicole Shine
Like, a little boy who's way too young to be hanging out with these guys.
00:16:08
Glampire Shine
Right?
00:16:08
Nicole Shine
But anyway, so he's on the other guy's bike. And he's like, yeah, we're going go for a ride. So they all, they go through a ride. We get another needle drop.
00:16:21
Glampire Shine
What song?
00:16:21
Nicole Shine
Lost in the show.
00:16:23
Glampire Shine
Oh god, yeah.
00:16:23
Nicole Shine
That song.
00:16:24
Glampire Shine
Cheesy.
00:16:27
Nicole Shine
So, um, they take a race, a ride, motorcycle ride through the day through the beach or whatever.
00:16:28
Glampire Shine
Cheesy.
00:16:35
Nicole Shine
and it's funny because, like, they go down, when they're first getting ready to ride, they go down, everybody rides down these steps, and he looks like, oh, I don't know, but then just goes ahead and does it. He's like, because basically he's just saying he's a follower.
00:16:48
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:16:49
Nicole Shine
And, um, so, like, they're riding, it's cool. And then, um, so obviously, obviously, anybody who doesn't know of course we're gonna spoil because this is the point of our show there are the vampires obviously but like i mean by this time in the movie you under yeah so um but he doesn't know that and um so they ride through the thing and they almost ride him off the edge of a cliff he like stops at the last minute
00:17:04
Glampire Shine
I mean, hopefully by this time, everyone in the world has seen this movie. Yeah.
00:17:12
Glampire Shine
Right.
00:17:19
Glampire Shine
Yeah, they're riding through like fog. Yeah.
00:17:22
Nicole Shine
And um he like, he's mad. He's like, oh, he goes and punches David. He's like, come on, just you, just you. And then he's like, how far are you willing to go, Michael? There's so much like gay under time. It's like, and we, you know, I'm queer myself. i it's not it's not the It's not the gayness of it all, but it's the fact that it's so like,
00:17:48
Glampire Shine
This could have easily been a gay vampire love story movie.
00:17:50
Nicole Shine
yeah, like, is I think it's funny when something is... I don't think it's funny when something's gay and it's supposed to be gay.
00:17:57
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:17:57
Nicole Shine
i think it's funny when something is, like, not aware that it's gay. You know what mean? Like, it's unaware that it's so gay. But, yeah, it's this movie is obviously allegory for Joel Shun. I think he was out at this time.
00:18:11
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:18:12
Nicole Shine
But it's it's obviously some kind of, like, allegory for him, like...
00:18:17
Glampire Shine
He's just trying to let it be known.
00:18:20
Nicole Shine
But, um... So, yeah, so he follows them back to their cave.
00:18:28
Nicole Shine
So, they're hanging out. It's like a hotel that, like, went into a cave, went into an earthquake.
00:18:34
Glampire Shine
Built on a fault line, yeah.
00:18:35
Nicole Shine
Yeah, and it's all cool, and, you know, is a cool hangout.
00:18:36
Glampire Shine
I
00:18:39
Glampire Shine
mean, it is a cool hangout, honestly.
00:18:42
Nicole Shine
um ah So, there he follows them back, and they are smoking weed. He's like, appetizer. Obviously, David's the leader. there's like four There's four of them. David, and then Marco, the little one who's... um Which one is he from Bill and Ted?
00:18:58
Glampire Shine
Oh, Bill.
00:19:00
Nicole Shine
Bill.
00:19:00
Glampire Shine
Alex Winter. Yeah.
00:19:01
Nicole Shine
And then there's... I don't The other two's names don't matter.
00:19:07
Glampire Shine
Yeah, like I don't really remember the other guys.
00:19:09
Nicole Shine
Other two.
00:19:11
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:19:11
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:19:11
Glampire Shine
Blonde one and the freaking.
00:19:13
Nicole Shine
Then the Hispanic one.
00:19:14
Nicole Shine
yeah yeah Yeah.
00:19:14
Glampire Shine
Yeah, yeah.
00:19:15
Glampire Shine
Yeah, there you go.
00:19:16
Nicole Shine
Oh, yeah, those two.
00:19:17
Glampire Shine
I'm sure they have names, but.
00:19:18
Nicole Shine
I think one of them's name is Paul... and, uh, that's one thing, but anyway, so, so, yeah, they're, they're, um, hanging out, and then, um, he's like, Marco, food, so he goes to get some Chinese, he just comes, he just immediately has Chinese food, and, like, I'm like, you don't question this, but, um, so they're hanging out, and, um, he's, like, gives them the rice, and it's just white rice, I'm like, can I get some, like,
00:19:21
Glampire Shine
Okay.
00:19:49
Nicole Shine
Beef and broccoli or something with this. It's just like white rice.
00:19:50
Glampire Shine
You got some fucking sweet and sour sauce or something put in this shit.
00:19:55
Nicole Shine
So he's eating it. And this is another of the most other famous scene. So he's eating it. And it's like, ah he's like, oh, maggots, Michael. How you like those maggots?
00:20:05
Nicole Shine
And he's like, what? He's like youre eating maggots. And he looks. And then there's fucking maggots in the fucking white you know container.
00:20:12
Glampire Shine
She's
00:20:14
Nicole Shine
And he spits it out. And there the other guys are laughing like, ah, ha, then once he spits it out on the ground, it's just white right again. And the girl's like, leave him alone.
00:20:25
Nicole Shine
And then they're like, shut up.
00:20:26
Glampire Shine
the beard. Right? Yeah.
00:20:26
Nicole Shine
Yeah, they're like, shut up, girl. You got us what we want. I told o' Connor she's the beard. Like, she just brings guys.
00:20:32
Glampire Shine
<unk> the beard
00:20:32
Nicole Shine
Because they are not interested in this girl at all. Like, you never see them touch her, kiss her, nothing.
00:20:37
Glampire Shine
right
00:20:39
Nicole Shine
Yeah. ah So then he gave him some, and so then he's like, sorry.
00:20:39
Glampire Shine
yeah
00:20:44
Glampire Shine
Well, no, but tell them what you told me. Like, as soon as they fucking played that joke on you, you would have been like throwing hands and shit.
00:20:51
Nicole Shine
Yeah, would have punched the, yeah, I would have, vampire, and no, I just would have got eight, because fuck that.
00:20:55
Glampire Shine
The fuck?
00:20:56
Nicole Shine
So then, um, because he's like, sorry. And then he goes, he's eating noodles, and he goes, again, just plain noodle. And then he goes to give him the noodles, and it's worms.
00:21:05
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:21:07
Nicole Shine
And he's like, there was a worm. He's like, worms. And he goes to eat it, and it's noodles again.
00:21:11
Glampire Shine
What?
00:21:13
Nicole Shine
it's just noodles. And she's like, leave him a alone.
00:21:16
Glampire Shine
Yeah. Oh
00:21:18
Nicole Shine
and um And I told o' Connor, I was like, this is just all, like, grooming him for what they're about to do to him. You know what I think that was the whole point.
00:21:26
Glampire Shine
yeah oh yeah, totally.
00:21:27
Nicole Shine
Because it's like, what is the point of them messing with him like that? Cause they don't even eat food. Like why are they?
00:21:31
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:21:33
Nicole Shine
And um. It's just them. Fucking with them. So.
00:21:36
Glampire Shine
Just seeing how far they can like take them and if he'll actually stay or run away, you know? Yeah.
00:21:44
Nicole Shine
So um. Then he's like. He whispers something this to Marco. And then Marco comes back with this like. Looks like an I Dream of Jeannie bottle. And.
00:21:56
Nicole Shine
He takes a sip out of it. And it's the good shit. Cause he's like. oh He takes it.
00:22:00
Glampire Shine
He's like, oh, yeah.
00:22:03
Nicole Shine
So he's like, drink this, Michael. Be one of us. And know I would have been like, ah one of what? and like Michael was not asking enough questions for me.
00:22:10
Glampire Shine
Okay.
00:22:13
Nicole Shine
But again, he just he wants to fit in.
00:22:14
Glampire Shine
Right? Yeah, he's desperate. Okay.
00:22:18
Nicole Shine
So he he um he hands it to him. He's about to take it. And the girl's like, no, don't do it. It's blood. He's like, yeah, right, blood.
00:22:26
Nicole Shine
That's can
00:22:26
Glampire Shine
That's all she can do.
00:22:27
Glampire Shine
No, no, don't do it.
00:22:28
Nicole Shine
ah
00:22:29
Glampire Shine
No, cigarette.
00:22:30
Nicole Shine
Of course, he drinks it, and then it's like slow motion. um
00:22:35
Glampire Shine
They all start dancing around like, woo, yeah, Michael.
00:22:38
Nicole Shine
yeah yeah, yeah. And then the theme from the the Cry Little Sister theme from the movie starts playing. that They play like 8,000 times throughout this. but um And then after he drinks it, they're all happy.
00:22:48
Glampire Shine
I mean, it helps.
00:22:52
Nicole Shine
Like, yeah, Michael, yeah, you're one of us. Yeah. And they're like, Michael, Michael. And she, like, slowly starts backing away. and It's very dramatic.
00:23:03
Nicole Shine
But, um, ah so, after that, cut to, um, them walking somewhere. And just the guys. Just because, you know, they she did her part.
00:23:16
Glampire Shine
No, they're walking to um that train track, right?
00:23:19
Nicole Shine
Yeah, that's i'm saying. But I'm saying it's just the guys.
00:23:20
Glampire Shine
Okay.
00:23:21
Nicole Shine
Because, fuck sorry, at this point, like, you done got us the guy.
00:23:21
Glampire Shine
Yeah, yeah.
00:23:25
Nicole Shine
That's your job I know um so she's a debate so um they get he's like what's going on and he's like what Michael wants to know what's going on what's going on and um so he gets to the train track and uh
00:23:26
Glampire Shine
Yeah. Go find more, beard.
00:23:36
Glampire Shine
um guess.
00:23:49
Nicole Shine
um they're like, ah goodnight, Michael, and then they just start dropping down one by one, and then they're dropped down to where they're, like, hanging on the other, because, like, a bridge on the track, yeah, and they're just hanging on to the underside of it over, like, this foggy nothingness, and um and then finally, David's last thing, he's like, come with us, Michael,
00:23:59
Glampire Shine
Yeah, like the under beams and shit.
00:24:07
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:24:15
Nicole Shine
And I'd be like, come what you wear. What the fuck? Y'all cracking crack. I said, this would have been the end of me hanging out with them. I was like, um just ah y'all obviously like not the crew for me.
00:24:22
Glampire Shine
Right?
00:24:25
Glampire Shine
Yeah, you wouldn't have jumped down there.
00:24:25
Nicole Shine
was
00:24:26
Glampire Shine
You would have just been like, yeah, I will meet you back at the boardwalk.
00:24:30
Nicole Shine
i'm like, so anyway, it's been cool. but um So he climbs down there all slowly and then does it because, again, he's a dumbass follower who doesn't ask questions.
00:24:41
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:24:42
Nicole Shine
So they're hanging on. they're like, woohoo, hanging on, having fun. And he's like, obviously not having fun because what the fuck.
00:24:47
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:24:48
Nicole Shine
And then a train comes over and they're like barely holding on. They're like, yeah, party. They're the dumbest fucking game. But anyway, so they start letting go.
00:24:58
Glampire Shine
They're immature.
00:25:00
Nicole Shine
and they're like, don't be scared. and Let go. And they're all letting go one by one. And I would have been, I would have thought they was fucking crazy. was like, okay, so obviously they made some kind of suicide pact.
00:25:13
Nicole Shine
So, they was like, you're one of us, Michael. Let go. and again, I would have been like, one of what? Because y'all did not explain to this boy why it's okay for him to let go.
00:25:22
Glampire Shine
Right? Yeah.
00:25:24
Nicole Shine
Like, y'all probably should have explained to him first that he could fly, and then maybe he would have let go.
00:25:28
Glampire Shine
Yeah, like what is down there?
00:25:28
Nicole Shine
Like, like la Fuck you. So he lets go. And then he holds on all the way to the train passes. But then he just can't hold on anymore. So he slips and lets go.
00:25:41
Glampire Shine
I mean, the only solace is like you don't see them where they end up. And then once they're all gone, he he still hears them calling out to them.
00:25:49
Nicole Shine
Yeah, he can't hear them. They're like, woo, my girl, my girl.
00:25:51
Glampire Shine
So i I guess, well, plus he was losing his grip. So, yeah.
00:25:55
Nicole Shine
I would have thought I was a tie from the weed or something that they gave me.
00:25:58
Glampire Shine
I know, right?
00:25:58
Nicole Shine
Or whatever they put in it.
00:25:58
Glampire Shine
Yeah, that's true.
00:26:00
Nicole Shine
whatever they put in that bottle. But anyway, so he he falls and he's like all in the mist. You was making fun of this part, right? Because he's like...
00:26:09
Glampire Shine
It was like the changing. into Turning into a glampire or
00:26:17
Glampire Shine
Whoa.
00:26:18
Nicole Shine
All like dreamy and whatever. And somehow he ends up back in his bed.
00:26:22
Glampire Shine
He falls in his bed.
00:26:22
Nicole Shine
like How he got through the roof or whatever, we don't know.
00:26:27
Nicole Shine
But he he's all dirty and back in bed.
00:26:27
Glampire Shine
We don't know.
00:26:27
Glampire Shine
now
00:26:30
Glampire Shine
Dirty. Yeah, he's dirty.
00:26:32
Nicole Shine
So, I know, right? So, the next day, his brother buses in because mom's on the phone. And ah he's like, can you hit me with my sunglasses? Now, he all of a sudden, he needs sunglasses to be, you know, daytime.
00:26:48
Nicole Shine
And ah his his brother was like, you need sunglasses the salts and ah to talk on the phone? He said, are you freebasing?
00:26:57
Glampire Shine
yeah
00:26:58
Nicole Shine
That was pretty funny. Sam has some funny-ass lines.
00:27:00
Glampire Shine
yeah there are some good lines in this movie
00:27:02
Nicole Shine
So mom's like, oh, I need you to watch Sam because Max wants to take me to dinner. And and he's like, oh, he doesn't need a babysitter whatever. And she's like, oh, you sleep all day. Because it's like 2 o'clock. And, you know, Sam's always alone. that So he's like, OK, whatever.
00:27:18
Glampire Shine
okay fine uh
00:27:19
Nicole Shine
So that's the end of that. And so later on at night, Grandpa's getting ready to go on his date.
00:27:24
Glampire Shine
ah
00:27:28
Nicole Shine
He has a date with the widow Johnson. in um
00:27:32
Glampire Shine
He takes our taxidermy.
00:27:34
Nicole Shine
the faxidermy and michael's being a little shithead now because he's like hey i'm taking a widow ol johnson some of my handiwork and he's like would you study would you stuff for mr johnson like just being a dick oh also they have a really cute dog that we didn't mention in the nook who's a um what is those dogs yeah husky
00:27:34
Glampire Shine
ah
00:27:38
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:27:44
Glampire Shine
Like, dude! God! Yeah.
00:27:54
Glampire Shine
Like a husky, right? Yeah.
00:27:57
Nicole Shine
So, um, so, um, they're, um, he's, like, making food in the kitchen, Sam is, and they're going back and forth, and then, like, after Grandpa leaves, the vampires show up on their bikes, and they're just, I don't know, i don't understand the point of this, but they're just, like, riding around all loud and being like, oh, my God, riding around making noise, and then, um, he goes to open the door, and they're just going,
00:28:18
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:28:25
Glampire Shine
I think, again, I think it's more like further testing and further grooming him, you know?
00:28:32
Nicole Shine
Yeah, because it's like, what is the point of that?
00:28:33
Glampire Shine
i Yeah, you're right.
00:28:34
Nicole Shine
Riding around just being loud. like
00:28:35
Glampire Shine
and i don't know.
00:28:37
Nicole Shine
Anyway.
00:28:37
Glampire Shine
Maybe that's how they groom people in Santa Cruz.
00:28:41
Nicole Shine
So he goes and tells Sam, go take your bath.
00:28:47
Glampire Shine
I'll be up in a minute.
00:28:49
Nicole Shine
that's his brother. in it
00:28:50
Glampire Shine
I know.
00:28:51
Nicole Shine
But um so he goes takes his bath. And I look i love his part. I told Connor, I said he is having more fun in this tub than anybody has ever had in this tub.
00:29:01
Glampire Shine
And you were singing along to the song.
00:29:01
Nicole Shine
they're like...
00:29:03
Glampire Shine
I was like, you know this song? You're like, yeah.
00:29:05
Nicole Shine
Yeah. So he's singing along. He's got a bubble bath going. Nooks in there with him. He's like playing, flipping his cones. You know, singing.
00:29:14
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:29:14
Nicole Shine
I was like, shit, don't know. That's much fun. But, um... So while he's doing this, Michael's downstairs and he goes to like drink milk. But his body is like, nope.
00:29:26
Nicole Shine
Don't want that.
00:29:27
Glampire Shine
I want some blood, baby.
00:29:27
Nicole Shine
So he like... He fills it all over place. And then he like... Starts getting, like, the hunger. The thirst.
00:29:34
Glampire Shine
The thirst.
00:29:35
Nicole Shine
And, like, you hear Sam upstairs, like, hey
00:29:38
Glampire Shine
There's some blood.
00:29:39
Nicole Shine
So, um, while Sam is jamming in the tub, he starts, like, creeping upstairs. Probably about to try to eat him. He was probably going to eat him.
00:29:47
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:29:50
Glampire Shine
Oh, yeah, totally.
00:29:50
Nicole Shine
And then Nanook's like not having that shit.
00:29:55
Nicole Shine
Because Nanook sees him coming up the steps. And he like Sam goes to dunk under the water.
00:29:55
Glampire Shine
Yeah, he sensed it for sure.
00:29:58
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:30:01
Nicole Shine
And Nanook, as soon as he goes, turn that knob. Nanook was on him. Well, jumped on him, knocked him down the steps, bit him. And um Sam gets out of the tub and drives off. He didn't see what happened because he was under the water.
00:30:14
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:30:15
Nicole Shine
And he goes down. And Michael's bleeding. And he's like, Nanook bit me. And he's like, what'd you do to He's like, he's protecting you. So he goes to like stand up and he's in front of the mirror and he's like, he got like a half, like he's like see-through.
00:30:31
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:30:32
Nicole Shine
And he's like, it's just like the comic. um Cause he's been reading a comic like the Frog Brothers gave him.
00:30:38
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:30:38
Nicole Shine
And he's like, I knew my brother's a goddamn shit sucking vampire. He's like, you wait till mom finds out about this. So he got goes in his room, lock it locks him out.
00:30:49
Nicole Shine
And Michael's just like, fuck it. So he goes in his room and like just lays down. And among the mom calls.
00:30:55
Glampire Shine
Sleep it off.
00:30:58
Nicole Shine
And he's like, mom, I think we need to have a really long talk about something.
00:31:02
Glampire Shine
Serious discussion.
00:31:04
Nicole Shine
So while this is going on, Michael's like floating. And he starts like floating out the window. I guess he can't control it yet. And he he really just, he don't really know what's going on still.
00:31:16
Nicole Shine
And so he's like floating, like about to float away. And he like grabs the phone cord to keep from floating ah away. And like he hears Sam on the phone with the mom. And the mom's like, what's going on? Who's screaming? Is that Michael?
00:31:30
Nicole Shine
And he's like, don't listen to mom. He doesn't know what talking about. And like, he's like hanging outside the window. And then Sam just starts freaking out. Like, ah, you're gonna kill me.
00:31:36
Glampire Shine
ah ah ah ah And then the mom starts freaking out and she's like, I'm coming home.
00:31:37
Nicole Shine
Ah.
00:31:40
Nicole Shine
Oh no, she's like, I'm coming. So she just leaves Max on a date and like runs off and runs home. And he's just looking out, see her running out the window. Like, okay. And, um, ah so, um, he's like, help me, Sam. He's like, no. Ah. Ha ha
00:31:58
Nicole Shine
And then, like, he's like, help me. I'm your brother. So he helps him inside. And he's like, what are we going to do? What are we going to tell mom? He's like, I'll fix it. You know, I'll figure it out or whatever. And he's like, we don't tell her anything.
00:32:15
Nicole Shine
So she comes home. And she's like, what's going on? He's like, oh, I'm sorry, mom. I just read a scary comic. Because first he called the Frog Brothers. And the Frog Brothers were like, oh, yeah, yeah.
00:32:25
Glampire Shine
Just kill them.
00:32:27
Nicole Shine
Yeah, your brother's a vampire. He's like, just get a steak and drive it through his heart. He's like, I can't. It's my brother. He's like, we'll come do it for you. they we're like, we can't. He's like, well, you better get yourself a garlic t-shirt, buddy.
00:32:38
Nicole Shine
so um when the mom comes home he's he's like oh you know i just read a scary comic and she's like a comic really like you know she's all pissed off now and then um she's like then there there's milk ah still the milk from earlier still on the floor and all this stuff she's like who spilled milk and left her finger open and all this stuff and and you know she's all pissed off and um
00:32:47
Glampire Shine
Right.
Revelations of Max's True Nature
00:33:02
Nicole Shine
ah So once that Michael leaves to go figure it out, I guess, and he sneaks off.
00:33:07
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:33:09
Nicole Shine
And um she Sam was scared, so he sleeps with her. He's like, can I sleep with you? It's a really scary comic. And she was like, have you been eating a pizza? He's like, why? he She's like, because you smell like garlic.
00:33:21
Nicole Shine
he got like a garlic all around his neck.
00:33:23
Glampire Shine
like necklace with garlic
00:33:26
Nicole Shine
So Michael goes off to investigate, but they're not there. star is there though of course and uh because they don't take this bitch nowhere except for to go find dudes and he noticed that they don't take her anywhere except for to go find dudes
00:33:37
Glampire Shine
right
00:33:42
Glampire Shine
She's just like the typical beard. Yeah.
00:33:44
Nicole Shine
yeah and um and i don't know where laddie was either but i guess he was asleep but anyway he's like what's happening and she was like i was trying to help you What's happening to And so they have sex to cry little sister.
00:34:02
Nicole Shine
And I was telling Connor, was like, teenagers do not have sex like this.
00:34:06
Glampire Shine
Yeah, that that was way too passionate and way too long.
00:34:08
Nicole Shine
Yeah, like, sexual, slow, undressing, and the candles. I was like, it's like two humps in this. Yeah.
00:34:17
Glampire Shine
I know. I was imagining the Eddie Murphy special where he's like, you know how you fucked up?
00:34:21
Nicole Shine
yeah
00:34:25
Nicole Shine
and I mean, as an adult, yes, but as a teenager, quote-unquote, even though these are, like, 30-year-old teenagers, but as a teenager, he was not having sex like that.
00:34:29
Glampire Shine
No.
00:34:32
Glampire Shine
Right. You got two pumps and if that, and you're done.
00:34:38
Nicole Shine
So, anyway, so, cut to the next morning. they They came back, and he woke up, went home, and mom is all pissed because, like, of course, he stayed out all night, and he's like,
00:34:52
Nicole Shine
She's, like, trying to talk to him, and he's like, oh, who whatever, Mom. You know, just giving her, like, I said, he would have been a vampire on the street talking to me like that. Because she was like, um, he's like, she's like, I guess I wouldn't understand. He's like, um what I'm dealing with is bigger than girls or school or anything like that. And, um, um what he what did he say to her? He's like I'm tired, Mom. I'm tired.
00:35:16
Nicole Shine
I would have been like, bitch. So... After staying out all night. So, um, the, he comes in and the grandpa's like, huh, look like I wasn't the only one got lucky last night. night. Love grandpa.
00:35:34
Nicole Shine
So, um, oh, what happens after? Oh, so the mom goes because she feels bad about running. She feels bad about running out on her date with Max.
00:35:47
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:35:47
Nicole Shine
So she goes to take him like a wine to like apologize. And Sam's with her. And she's like, you should be making this apology, young man. And then she brings, she's just going, she was going to leave the wine.
00:35:58
Nicole Shine
She's like, I better take this up to the house. Cause somebody is going just take it. And I'm like first of all, every that neighborhood he lived in, nobody was going to take that buy cheap ass bottle or wine.
00:36:05
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:36:08
Glampire Shine
She is so naive, man.
00:36:08
Nicole Shine
le
00:36:11
Nicole Shine
So she opens the gate to take it up to the house. But then fucking his dog, cause he has a dog thorn. And Thorn is not having that bullshit.
00:36:18
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:36:21
Glampire Shine
Yeah, no. You should known by the name. Who names their dog Thorne?
00:36:25
Nicole Shine
Thorn. I guess because he normally likes, but Max is normally not asleep.
00:36:30
Glampire Shine
Right?
00:36:30
Nicole Shine
So...
00:36:30
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:36:32
Nicole Shine
Spoiler, not spoiler. Max is the head vampire.
00:36:35
Glampire Shine
Well, it's funny because they kind of hint at it because like Corey Hames like reading um about like vampires in his comic book while she's going to.
00:36:44
Nicole Shine
the hands are held to hell.
00:36:45
Glampire Shine
Yeah. And it says like the hounds of hell like guard vampires when they're sleeping.
00:36:46
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:36:49
Nicole Shine
o
00:36:50
Glampire Shine
And that's why Thorne was being all crazy and shit.
00:36:53
Nicole Shine
yeah because yeah that's what i said because so she was trying to go up to the house and thorne was not having that bullshit so he chased the he chased her down viciously it was going attack she hurried up dropped the wine and like dived over the the gate and he was like pulling her skirt trying to get her And then she's like, Sam, Sam.
00:36:58
Glampire Shine
Yeah. He's like, nah, girl.
00:37:14
Nicole Shine
Sam came and was like helping her. And then he was trying to get through the gate, like bite through the fence to get to her ass.
00:37:18
Glampire Shine
Yeah, he wasn't done. He's going to make sure no one got to his master. damn
00:37:24
Nicole Shine
And they drove off. And then so later, um Sam goes to the Frog Brothers and he's trying to convince them. He's like, I think ah Max is the head vampire.
00:37:36
Nicole Shine
She was like, he never comes into After Dark. The dog that attacked him with my mom. This all started after she went to work at you know the video store.
00:37:46
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:37:46
Nicole Shine
so he came And they're like, OK, we'll check him out. So as's he's he's supposed to come over for dinner. So,
00:37:58
Nicole Shine
um yeah, so they're making a dinner for her Max to come over. I like this part because the grandpa was like, we're going to have company again. and she's like, Dad, you haven't had company in eight years since mom died.
00:38:09
Nicole Shine
And he's like, yeah, we're going to company again.
00:38:11
Glampire Shine
ah
00:38:14
Nicole Shine
So um ma ah Michael's leaving when Max is coming in the house. And I was told Connor, I said he was probably just sit wait standing outside waiting for somebody to come out so they can invite him in.
00:38:25
Glampire Shine
right oh yeah
00:38:29
Nicole Shine
So um hes ah and he's like, um oh, you're Michael. He's like, you must be Max.
00:38:34
Nicole Shine
So he's like, oh, you're the man of the house. I won't come in unless so you invite me. So he's like, you're invited, whatever.
00:38:34
Glampire Shine
her
00:38:39
Glampire Shine
and that was smooth as shit because like if you're not you know when you're watching this if you're not catching on that you know that's the big vampire thing you gotta be invited in so yeah
00:38:40
Nicole Shine
Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:49
Nicole Shine
Yes. So, he comes in, leaves, and then he's about to have, it's funny, because he's finally getting a kiss from Lucy, and um Sam just totally comes in and interrupts him He's like, ah the look on his face is like, this little shit.
00:39:09
Nicole Shine
But he brings the Frog Brothers, and he was like, these are my dinner guests, the Frog Brothers.
00:39:14
Glampire Shine
ah
00:39:15
Nicole Shine
And they're like, mm. So they have dinner and it's funny, like all throughout dinner, they're like testing him. um First they, what they did they gave him the garlic.
00:39:26
Glampire Shine
The Parmesan cheese, but it's really garlic.
00:39:26
Nicole Shine
Yeah, she was like, you know, Parmesan, but it's really grated garlic and he puts it on and he starts choking and he's like, I bet you hate garlic. And he's like, I like it. It's just too much raw garlic.
00:39:39
Nicole Shine
And then the mom was like, somebody has bad breath and they all look at him, but it's the dog.
00:39:46
Nicole Shine
And then, like, they dumped the, i guess, the holy water on him. And nothing happened. He's like, it's burned. He's like, it's, you know, for cold or whatever. And then she's like, what's gotten ni into you? But the mom, she's way too nice.
00:40:01
Glampire Shine
Yeah, she's gullible.
00:40:01
Nicole Shine
So um they turned the light out. And they're like, he's not glowing. I was like, is that's not even a thing. And then they like hurry up grab the mirror and put it in front of his face and they turn the light on and he has a reflection on.
00:40:15
Glampire Shine
And he's like, ah
00:40:18
Nicole Shine
And he's like I know what's going on here. And they're like you do? And he's like I'm not trying to steal your mom or rep replace your dad. i just want to be your friend.
00:40:25
Glampire Shine
Oh, God.
00:40:26
Nicole Shine
Like the whole thing.
00:40:27
Glampire Shine
Okay. Okay.
00:40:28
Nicole Shine
And um they're like oh we missed. That's not him. Whatever. And then the mom's like thanks a lot.
00:40:37
Nicole Shine
So that was all that. Um. Michael goes back to the thing looking for Star because he wanted get some more of that poon-na-na.
Confrontation with the Vampire Gang
00:40:46
Glampire Shine
Yeah, that's right.
00:40:47
Nicole Shine
But she's not there. His real lover there, David and the guys. And um they're like, you ever want see Star again, you'll come with us. So he goes with them.
00:41:00
Nicole Shine
And they roll up on these, like, it's funny because in the credits they call them Surf Nazis.
00:41:06
Glampire Shine
Oh, God, really?
00:41:06
Nicole Shine
Oh, God.
00:41:08
Glampire Shine
There was nothing about them that read Nazis.
00:41:08
Nicole Shine
There's no
00:41:11
Glampire Shine
What the fuck?
00:41:11
Nicole Shine
Well, i think some I think some of the guys were supposed to be skinheads or had whatever, but I don't i don't get with the surf part.
00:41:15
Glampire Shine
Oh, okay.
00:41:18
Nicole Shine
cause i get Where are they on the beach?
00:41:19
Glampire Shine
Yeah, right? Because they're on the beach, so that's stereotypical.
00:41:21
Nicole Shine
<unk>t I don't know. Anyway, they roll up on a group of surf Nazis.
00:41:23
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:41:27
Glampire Shine
Just at a bonfire on the beach.
00:41:28
Nicole Shine
Yeah, having a bonfire. I listen to Aerosmith.
00:41:30
Glampire Shine
Dancing to walk this way.
00:41:32
Nicole Shine
Yeah, because that's what surf Nazis do. That's right.
00:41:35
Glampire Shine
That's right.
00:41:36
Nicole Shine
And um so they're all while stalking him from the trees. And um they told Michael, he's like, you better come over here. And then so he comes over there.
00:41:46
Nicole Shine
And they're like, initiation's over. Time to join the gang. And then when they, like, come out of the shadows, they are, like, vamped out.
00:41:54
Glampire Shine
Transformed.
00:41:54
Nicole Shine
there They have, like, yeah vampire eyes and teeth.
00:41:54
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:41:58
Nicole Shine
And he's like, oh, oh.
00:41:59
Glampire Shine
so
00:42:00
Nicole Shine
And so, um. um
00:42:04
Glampire Shine
They basically fly out of the trees.
00:42:06
Nicole Shine
Yeah, they fly out and and get them.
00:42:09
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:42:09
Nicole Shine
And ah they tear them up.
00:42:11
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:42:11
Nicole Shine
their gates there They tear them up.
00:42:11
Glampire Shine
They fucked them up.
00:42:13
Nicole Shine
They fucked them guys up.
00:42:14
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:42:15
Nicole Shine
There's like six of them, and they fucked them up.
00:42:17
Glampire Shine
They fucked them Nazis up.
00:42:19
Nicole Shine
Ate them and threw them in the fire.
00:42:21
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:42:21
Nicole Shine
And um then when.
00:42:22
Glampire Shine
They're very, you know, clean and conscious of the beach laws.
00:42:27
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:42:27
Glampire Shine
I have to give it to them.
00:42:28
Nicole Shine
Yeah, i mean, they didn't leave their garbage around.
00:42:30
Glampire Shine
I mean, hey good for them.
00:42:32
Nicole Shine
Oh, and they bit that one guy in the head. I was like, oh. Yeah.
00:42:35
Glampire Shine
Yeah, fucking Kiefer, David.
00:42:38
Nicole Shine
yeah, bit, and, um, so, um, like, they're brutal vampires, they're not, like, Twilight or romantic vampires, they were, like, tearing the skin off of them, and tearing, breaking their bones, and, yeah, they're, like, brutal, so, um,
00:42:39
Glampire Shine
He's just... powerful or our
00:42:54
Glampire Shine
Just having fun and shit. Yeah.
00:43:00
Nicole Shine
And they came back after they were done. Because he was like trying to resist the whole time. is like He wants to go out there. He's like, no, no.
00:43:06
Glampire Shine
Yeah. It falls off the tree and yeah.
00:43:07
Nicole Shine
so So much wind force in this movie.
00:43:11
Glampire Shine
I know, right?
00:43:12
Nicole Shine
And um so he resisted, though. And then they came and they were like, they was like yeah now you know what you are. Now you know what we are He's like, you'll never grow old. You'll never die. Hence the name Lost Boys.
00:43:24
Nicole Shine
He's like, but you must see.
00:43:27
Glampire Shine
I think in this movie, like, every vampire comes with their own wind tunnel effect.
00:43:32
Nicole Shine
ah yeah so um he goes home and then um sam his grandpa keeps leaving sam these like taxidermy animals he's like i wish he stopped leaving these things you go open his closet which is which has a very gay picture of rob lowe in it by the way and then once he goes to open it and puts it in the closet um
00:43:33
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:43:53
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:43:58
Glampire Shine
at least half a dozen other ones in there.
00:44:01
Nicole Shine
He's learning Michael's there. He's like, ah, don't kill me.
00:44:03
Glampire Shine
That's a funny subplot.
00:44:05
Nicole Shine
Yeah. He's like, I'm basically a good kid. Don't kill me. And he's like, I know what I am. And he's like, well, only until you make your first kill. He's like, do you know who the head vampire is? um And he's like, no. He's like, if you kill him, you know you'll all have vampires go back to being regular.
00:44:25
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:44:25
Nicole Shine
And um so then Star shows up.
00:44:25
Glampire Shine
Breaks the curse.
00:44:29
Nicole Shine
And she's like, can I talk to you? He's like, no. And then she flies up. And Sam's like, ah.
00:44:34
Glampire Shine
I need to talk to you.
00:44:34
Nicole Shine
All he does is scream through the story.
00:44:38
Nicole Shine
So he's like um he like, oh, you know what David took me tonight. She was like, yeah. She was like, it's getting harder for me to resist. I was wondering if you would help me and Laddie. It's getting harder for me to resist and all this stuff. And um she was like, you were supposed to be my first, but I couldn't do it and all this stuff.
00:45:00
Nicole Shine
And then he just kind of laughs at her and she flies off. And he's like, wait, like, dude, what did you think you was going to do after you laughed in her face?
00:45:06
Glampire Shine
Right?
00:45:08
Nicole Shine
And then, um, Sam's like, don't get, don't kill anyone till we get back to you. And then he calls the, he calls the frog brother. He's like, got connections. So, the next day they go, they take grandpa's car. He's like, grandpa, it's okay we borrow the car. And while they're like still in the car.
00:45:28
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:45:28
Nicole Shine
And, and, And while they're doing this, you see grandpa. And we didn't know why he was doing this at the time. We just thought he was like doing housework. But he was putting these big ass fucking wooden posts.
00:45:36
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:45:39
Glampire Shine
Stakes are, yeah.
00:45:41
Nicole Shine
And um at first, it's like, OK, he's just fixing the fence.
00:45:44
Glampire Shine
I thought he was putting up a fence, yeah.
00:45:46
Nicole Shine
Yeah, but we know now why he was putting that shit there.
00:45:49
Glampire Shine
Man, that's something I didn't catch until much later, viewings.
00:45:53
Nicole Shine
Yeah. So they go to the vampire hangout and um they go down in the cave and um rescue.
00:46:04
Nicole Shine
First, he's like, i Michael goes in. He's like, no, the Frog Brothers are like, if you fucking turn on us or Vamp Out in any way, we will not hesitate to stake you without a second.
00:46:17
Nicole Shine
But looks at Sam. He's like, where'd you meet these guys? And so they go in there and they go... Sam and the Frog Brothers go to look for the other ones. And Michael rescues Sam and Laddie... I mean Laddie and Star are out of there.
00:46:32
Nicole Shine
Carries them out. But he's weak because it's the daytime.
00:46:32
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:46:35
Nicole Shine
They're all weak.
00:46:36
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:46:37
Nicole Shine
And... um
00:46:38
Glampire Shine
He can still be out in it because he's not fully turned, but he's just weak.
00:46:40
Nicole Shine
Yeah, he's not... They're not...
00:46:41
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:46:42
Nicole Shine
Yeah, they're only half.
00:46:42
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:46:43
Nicole Shine
but they're So they're just weak.
00:46:44
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:46:45
Nicole Shine
um ah So... ah They go... Sam and the Frog Brothers go down into the cave, and they're looking for them, and they're like, where where's their coffins, whatever, and then um they're looking for them, and they just happen to look up, and they're like hanging like bats off of the ceiling, and they're like, that's what this cave is, one big coffin.
00:47:03
Glampire Shine
Very bat-like.
00:47:07
Glampire Shine
yeah
00:47:11
Nicole Shine
So they like climb up. And um they're like. But which one is the leader? And they're the movie is trying to make it seem like David the leader. Because every time somebody device says the leader. They're paying to David.
00:47:22
Glampire Shine
yep
00:47:23
Nicole Shine
So trying to make us think he's the leader. And they're like don't know. We're just going to have to kill them all. they're like okay. Let's start with the little one. sir So they kill Marco. Who is Bill.
00:47:35
Glampire Shine
Bill, yep.
00:47:36
Nicole Shine
You know I'm not a Bill Intense.
00:47:37
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:47:38
Nicole Shine
We have to do that one day. but
00:47:39
Glampire Shine
Oh, hell yeah, we will.
00:47:39
Nicole Shine
so Alex Winter. So they kill him and they stake him. And when the vampires get staked and it killed in this movie, it's gross. They like fizz and gush all over the place.
00:47:50
Nicole Shine
It's gross.
00:47:51
Glampire Shine
Right?
00:47:52
Nicole Shine
And ah he when they stake him and he starts screaming and being like, ah.
00:47:58
Glampire Shine
Screaming, twitching, and yeah, yeah.
00:48:00
Nicole Shine
And david David wakes up he's like, ah, you're that meat.
00:48:06
Nicole Shine
And so they just start freaking out like, ah. And he, like, they start running, like, they start running out, and he's after them.
00:48:08
Glampire Shine
Fucking bolt.
00:48:13
Nicole Shine
And they fucking crawl out of the cave, the opening, but he, like, grabs a hold of Sam's ankle, and he's trying to pull him in, and they're pulling him.
00:48:23
Nicole Shine
And they're, like, get him to the light. So they get his hands to the sunlight, and he, like, catches on fire.
00:48:23
Glampire Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:48:29
Glampire Shine
And he releases them and yeah.
00:48:30
Nicole Shine
Oh, he has to, yeah, he has to pull back, so they run out.
00:48:33
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:48:34
Nicole Shine
And he's, like, tonight. Ha, ha, ha.
00:48:37
Glampire Shine
He didn't say it, but you can just see it in his face.
00:48:38
Nicole Shine
No, he did say it. He said tonight.
00:48:39
Glampire Shine
Oh, really? oh okay.
00:48:40
Nicole Shine
Yeah. So um they run out and they're like, ah, we arrived in the face of the enemy. He's like, they pulled a mind scramble on us.
00:48:49
Glampire Shine
Okay.
00:48:51
Nicole Shine
They opened their eyes and talked. So at this point, Michael and Sam and Star and Laddie are passed out in the back because it's daylight.
00:49:02
Nicole Shine
And the Frog Brothers are we don't ride with vampires. And Sam's like, OK, stay here then. And they're like, we do now.
00:49:08
Glampire Shine
Right?
00:49:11
Nicole Shine
So they ride. And he almost drives off the cliff. Like, no wonder Grandpa didn't want you driving the car. So um they go home. And um they're like, well, we only have two and a half hours to, no. First they start going and carrying Star and Laddie upstairs to steps. They're all unconscious. And Grandpa comes out. He's like, you know the rules the but
00:49:38
Nicole Shine
about taking the car without gas and but not putting the gas in it. And Michael's like, no. He's like, well, now you do.
00:49:46
Glampire Shine
I never mind the fact that he's carrying an unconscious woman in the house.
00:49:47
Nicole Shine
i know.
00:49:51
Nicole Shine
So they put him in the room. And then they're like, yeah, we have to we only have two and a half hours to come up with the plans. And they're like, what's that? and they're like, sunlight. I mean, sundown. They'll be coming. So they go, and they try to get
00:50:01
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
Preparing for the Final Battle
00:50:04
Nicole Shine
mom.
00:50:04
Nicole Shine
And mom doesn't believe them. She's like, oh I'm going out again with Max. And you don't want me to go. And you're so you're making up stories. And Sam's like, it's not about Max. The hell with Max. And she's like, you know, I'll deal with you later, young man.
00:50:13
Glampire Shine
Right?
00:50:17
Nicole Shine
So they're on their own. They're like, OK, that's the way we like it. So they start preparing. It's a very montage of preparing.
00:50:26
Nicole Shine
They go, they get some holy water from the church.
00:50:26
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:50:26
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:50:28
Nicole Shine
which I love that scene. pretty funny.
00:50:31
Glampire Shine
Interrupt like a baptism.
00:50:31
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:50:32
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:50:33
Nicole Shine
And then, like, when they're leaving, it give them the right on. And then um they get garlic start chopping it up. They get, they start making steaks.
00:50:43
Glampire Shine
That's right. Yeah.
00:50:44
Nicole Shine
And then um they tell Grandpa, they're like, Widow Johnson wants you to, you know, be there at 7. He's like, we have a date. she He's like, and Sam was like, I guess. She said, don't be late.
00:50:56
Glampire Shine
Who's like, ha ha ha.
00:50:56
Nicole Shine
So, i know. He's like, let's get ready then.
00:51:00
Glampire Shine
Grandpa's freaky.
00:51:01
Nicole Shine
So, he leaves. And then they start, once he leaves, they start, like, locking everything up, turning all tables over, blocking the windows and everything. And then, um, um, it's sundown.
00:51:16
Nicole Shine
And then, immediately, as soon as they wake up, it's like, let's go.
00:51:21
Glampire Shine
Yeah, they just come flying their hideout.
00:51:24
Nicole Shine
Yeah, it's towards the Santa Clara
00:51:27
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:51:27
Nicole Shine
And then we cut to mom having dinner with Max. Because you can hear him flying over. Like, ee, ee. Oh, we missed the scene where Max, was we thought they were going to get Max.
00:51:39
Nicole Shine
They tried to fake us out.
00:51:40
Glampire Shine
Oh, that's right.
00:51:41
Nicole Shine
Because he was walking late at night, like normally, like the other victims.
00:51:41
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:51:45
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:51:45
Nicole Shine
And they you hear the ee, ee, ee. That's a little bat noise. Like they're flying overhead.
00:51:51
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:51:51
Nicole Shine
And then um they hit him with like a bat kite or whatever.
00:51:55
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:51:55
Nicole Shine
And he's like, who's there? Is that you, Thorne? Thorne comes out.
00:51:58
Glampire Shine
Dude.
00:51:59
Nicole Shine
And then they just hit him with a kite, and then you hear their loud motorcycle noises, and then they, it just cut away.
00:52:07
Glampire Shine
I mean, that was good. When I first saw it, it ah definitely made me you know think, oh God, you know maybe he got got.
00:52:12
Nicole Shine
oh
00:52:14
Glampire Shine
You know?
00:52:15
Nicole Shine
But then we seen him later.
00:52:17
Glampire Shine
That's true. true
00:52:18
Nicole Shine
But when when you think about it, when you think about it, it's like everybody else they did to got eight.
00:52:24
Glampire Shine
Yeah, yeah.
00:52:24
Nicole Shine
yeah He didn't get eight. They just prank they just kind of pranked him.
00:52:26
Glampire Shine
That's true.
00:52:28
Nicole Shine
Like, what the fuck?
00:52:28
Glampire Shine
Yeah, right? Yeah.
00:52:30
Nicole Shine
like Like, why did he get pranked and everybody else got eight?
00:52:33
Glampire Shine
Gotcha, Master. Yeah.
00:52:35
Nicole Shine
So, um, and then kind of looking annoyed. Like, he wasn't scared. He was kind of looking like, ugh. So, um, so yeah, when him and mom were having dinner and you hear him flying overhead, if you look like, pay attention to it, again, you'll, you'll see him look up, like, when you hear the eek, eek, eek noise, and Thorne kind of looks up, and he looks up, like, and then, like, but still, you know i mean, but it's real quick, like, he goes like this, like, and looks up,
00:52:55
Glampire Shine
Oh.
00:53:03
Glampire Shine
Oh. I didn't notice that. okay
00:53:06
Nicole Shine
Yeah, watch it again, or watch that scene, and you'll notice him look up, and then, like, and she's like, oh, Sam, he was telling the story, and, and, you know, he seemed so sincere. I'm sure it was just his imagination, and he was like, well, tell me. I promise I'll do it. but And, um, so, um, that cut away from that, and then, um, they're like, uh, Sam and the Frog Brothers are, like, preparing, like, yeah, we're, you know, all no bloodthickers go out the same.
00:53:38
Nicole Shine
Like, they're giving the speech. Some bite it, some this, some that. Like, they're so, they probably never, this is their first probably actual vampire experience.
00:53:41
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:53:44
Glampire Shine
Oh, I bet. Yeah, right?
00:53:46
Nicole Shine
And they're like, they're so, acting like they're so seasoned or whatever.
00:53:49
Glampire Shine
Yeah. No, this is the first time for them.
00:53:50
Nicole Shine
And, uh, so they're coming, and then Anouk starts barking. They done left Anouk outside, tied up. So they, so of course Sam runs out like, goes and Goes to untie him.
00:54:04
Nicole Shine
And Michael goes out after him to help. And a they're like, coming come in, come in, come in. And they get him untied. And they run back. They trip. It's just like, oh, God.
00:54:14
Glampire Shine
Just the psych out and yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54:15
Nicole Shine
Yeah. they get They get inside like the last second.
00:54:20
Glampire Shine
Of course.
00:54:20
Nicole Shine
um And then they take... Michael tells the Frog Brothers to take Star and Laddie upstairs. So they take him upstairs.
00:54:31
Nicole Shine
And... um ah Yeah, as soon as they get up...
00:54:33
Glampire Shine
soon as I get upstairs.
00:54:36
Nicole Shine
First, first ah the Mexican one. I don't know if he's Paul or the other one.
00:54:41
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:54:42
Nicole Shine
um Comes in in um through the fireplace and fucking just immediately nice michael out like a bitch like he immediately gets knocked out and then um then we cut to them upstairs and they're like let's terminate them right now and then they she's like let it run so they run in the other room because it's like connects the rooms connect to the bathroom and close the door and then behind the door is the other one the blonde one um what they say the one looks like twisted sister
00:54:58
Glampire Shine
good God, man.
00:55:04
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:55:12
Glampire Shine
Right.
00:55:13
Nicole Shine
And um theyre he's like, you killed Marco. And they're like, you're next. He's like, no, you're next. He's so dumb. That one is so dumb.
00:55:20
Glampire Shine
Right.
00:55:20
Nicole Shine
Like, he's the he's the dumbest one out all of all them.
00:55:21
Glampire Shine
comeback. He is...
00:55:23
Nicole Shine
And then um they're like, ah he sees the garlic and the holy water in the tub. And he's like, well, he doesn't know it's holy water. But he sees the garlic the tub. He's like, garlic don't work, boys.
00:55:36
Glampire Shine
if
00:55:37
Nicole Shine
And they're like, try holy water, death breath. And they like, splash them in his face. And he just gets burnt. But it doesn't. And then they're like, he's after him. And they're like, ah, ah, falling down is shit. And then, like, Nanook comes and pushes him in the tub. So it' was a good thing they did say Nanook.
00:55:53
Glampire Shine
I know, right?
00:55:54
Nicole Shine
Nanook comes and pushes him in the tub.
00:55:54
Glampire Shine
For real.
00:55:57
Nicole Shine
And then, like, they're, like, go to check. And he, like, pops back out. and they're like, ah, ah, ah, screaming the whole time on the ground, hugging each other.
00:56:03
Glampire Shine
Holding each other. Yeah, like, you guys ain't no seasoned vampire hunters.
00:56:07
Nicole Shine
So he gets, like, boiled or melted or whatever. It's real gross.
00:56:11
Glampire Shine
Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:13
Nicole Shine
He fucks up that whole... Like, him getting killed fucked up that whole house plumbing. Like, everything...
00:56:18
Glampire Shine
That was ridiculous, man.
00:56:19
Nicole Shine
Like...
00:56:20
Glampire Shine
would have been more pissed about that.
00:56:21
Nicole Shine
Well, Grandpa knew, so... But all the sinks and the toilets start exploding, and he starts, like, gushing out of all the...
00:56:23
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:56:28
Glampire Shine
Yeah, ripping the faucets off their hinges and shit.
00:56:29
Nicole Shine
Yeah, it's... Yeah, it's gross. so cut back downstairs to Sam, he's, like, trying to wake Michael up. Like, Michael, wake up, Michael. And, um, he's knocked out cause he's a little bitch.
00:56:41
Nicole Shine
And, um... So the guy, the other guy comes and he's like, what did he say? He said something to him. And then he's like, he he grabs Sam, picks him up, and he sprays him with the water gun filled with holy water. And he drops him.
00:56:58
Nicole Shine
And he hurried up and grabbed bow and arrow and shoots. And he acts like he got hit.
00:57:02
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
00:57:03
Nicole Shine
And Sam's like getting closer to him. He's like, I love this part. He pops back up. He's like, you missed, sucker.
00:57:10
Glampire Shine
Sucker.
00:57:13
Nicole Shine
He's like, only once, bud. So he hurry up and grabs it again, shoots him again, and shoots him this time for real through the heart, I guess. And it impels the stereo back into the stereo, and he blows up.
00:57:23
Glampire Shine
He goes flying back.
00:57:28
Nicole Shine
He's like, yeah, death by stereo.
00:57:30
Glampire Shine
a long death too, man.
00:57:32
Nicole Shine
Yeah, Michael.
00:57:32
Glampire Shine
Like a whole song was playing and shit while he was dying. Yep.
00:57:36
Nicole Shine
ah Michael wakes up now, finally. So, like, um, they start going upstairs, and but Michael gets distracted by the fucking kitchen all blown up.
00:57:49
Nicole Shine
And, um, so Sam runs up, and then, like, dave michael David swings down and hits Michael down.
00:57:49
Glampire Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:57:52
Glampire Shine
Michael follows. Yep.
00:57:58
Nicole Shine
And, um, they have a fight back and forth, and, you know, their little lover's back. ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:58:06
Glampire Shine
We could add something.
00:58:06
Nicole Shine
Ha, ha,
00:58:08
Nicole Shine
So cut to Sam and the Frog Brothers upstairs. like, yeah, we killed. They're talking about their kills. And he's like, yeah, we totally annihilated that. They're like, Nanook helped.
00:58:20
Nicole Shine
And like while they're talking, the little one is under the bed. little kid is under the vamping out. And then he just busts through the mansion. It's like, ah.
00:58:29
Glampire Shine
he has his own wind tunnel. It's like a Michael Jackson concert.
00:58:35
Nicole Shine
So they're like, holy he shit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster. And he just runs to the corner and then like Star comes in like, leave him alone. He's just a little boy. and he's like trying to get him like,
00:58:45
Glampire Shine
With his like little um like vampire face on, and he's trying grasp at him from behind Star, he kind of looks like Meatloaf from I'll Do Anything for Love Music Video.
00:58:55
Nicole Shine
He does. He does. And that was before that day, make love get this operation from him.
00:59:01
Glampire Shine
Yeah. Meatloaf probably was like, hey, that looks good.
00:59:05
Nicole Shine
ah So, back downstairs, the boys are fighting.
00:59:11
Nicole Shine
Michael and David ver are fighting each other. David keeps flying and, like, hitting them and then flying away.
00:59:18
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:59:18
Nicole Shine
and then he's like, you scared to finish me? And he's like, I tried to make you immortal. He's like, he's trying to make me a killer. And then he hits him again and Michael puts on his vampire face.
00:59:32
Glampire Shine
That's right.
00:59:32
Nicole Shine
And then they, like, start flying. Back and forth. Like first Michael. Flies him. And almost impales him. And then he doesn't.
00:59:41
Glampire Shine
Yep.
00:59:42
Nicole Shine
And then Dave's like my turn. So he flies the other way. And almost impales him on some taxidermy stuff.
00:59:49
Glampire Shine
Yeah, like Grandpa's little like room that is off limits.
00:59:51
Nicole Shine
Little horns. Yeah.
00:59:53
Glampire Shine
You know, with all these horns.
00:59:55
Nicole Shine
he's like I don't want to fight you Michael. Join us.
01:00:01
Nicole Shine
He's like. He's like you can't resist. My blood is in your veins. And he just like, so is mine. And then just kind of like turns him around and impales him.
01:00:10
Glampire Shine
Like, how does that allow him to do this twist on him?
01:00:13
Nicole Shine
I know.
01:00:13
Glampire Shine
I know, right?
01:00:14
Nicole Shine
He did like a fucking WWE twist on him.
01:00:17
Glampire Shine
Yeah. like Okay.
01:00:20
Nicole Shine
Like, he is way stronger. a full vampire. He's supposed to be stronger.
01:00:23
Glampire Shine
I know, right?
01:00:25
Nicole Shine
But anyway, whatever.
01:00:25
Glampire Shine
But whatever. Go with it.
01:00:27
Nicole Shine
can just go with it. Because he wasn't the head. He wasn't stronger than the head vampire, was he?
01:00:29
Glampire Shine
ye Yeah. Yeah.
Climactic Showdown and Grandpa's Revelation
01:00:32
Glampire Shine
David gets impaled.
01:00:32
Nicole Shine
So...
01:00:34
Glampire Shine
yeah
01:00:35
Nicole Shine
So they play the D&T.
01:00:38
Glampire Shine
I know, right?
01:00:38
Nicole Shine
He takes forever to die.
01:00:40
Glampire Shine
ah Seriously.
01:00:40
Nicole Shine
But when he dies, he like goes, turns back to his like normal. So
01:00:45
Glampire Shine
When he first got bit or or something like that. No.
01:00:47
Nicole Shine
and then so but sam Star comes running down.
01:00:47
Glampire Shine
Well.
01:00:53
Nicole Shine
She's like, it's over. He's like, it's not over. I don't feel any different.
01:00:57
Glampire Shine
Yeah, and Michael still looks like vampire face.
01:00:59
Nicole Shine
Yeah. And she's like, well, there's one more. So the other kids come running down and, um, he's like, don't let them see me like this. And then mom and Max come and then, um, they come in and it's a mess everywhere.
01:01:16
Nicole Shine
and they're like, what's going on?
01:01:16
Glampire Shine
Yep.
01:01:18
Nicole Shine
And then, um, they're trying to explain to so mom, and she's like, where's Michael, and all this stuff, and then you see Max go, and he's investigating, he's looking see David, and all this stuff, and he's like, this is all my fault, Lucy.
01:01:35
Nicole Shine
he goes into his old monologue.
01:01:37
Glampire Shine
yeah
01:01:37
Nicole Shine
So basically, his plan was, if he got the boy, Sam, and Michael turned, he knew she would say yes, because she's a sucker.
01:01:46
Glampire Shine
All about her boys, yeah.
01:01:47
Nicole Shine
Yeah, she's all about her boys. So, he she wouldn't be able to say no if they, he said it's supposed to be her boys and his boys, and the frog brother's like, the blood sucking Brady bun.
01:01:51
Glampire Shine
Yep.
01:01:59
Nicole Shine
So, but he's like, he's like, David and my boys, Mr. Habe, I told you boys, need a mother. And then, um, that he's like, I still want you, Lucy. I haven't changed my mind about that. And then he turns to his vampire face.
01:02:12
Nicole Shine
And then, um, they all try to fight him. And then, um, They are no match. Like, he easily knocks the Frog Brothers, and he easily knocks Michael, and he easily knocks Star. And then Sam's like, don't touch my mother. So he goes to run, and he grabs him by the neck, and like, I'm going to squeeze his head off, basically, if you don't say yes.
01:02:33
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:02:34
Nicole Shine
So she's like, okay, I guess I got to give in.
01:02:36
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:02:37
Nicole Shine
he's like, mom, no.
01:02:40
Nicole Shine
So she's like, goes to give her a hand. He's about to bite her. And then you hear grandpa's little horn coming. And then he crashes through the like post that he was putting up.
01:02:51
Nicole Shine
And Michael wakes up in you know the nick of time and like pushes him in the path. And like it impales him right into the fireplace. And he blows up. And it blows like the whole fireplace of smoke all over the house.
01:03:05
Nicole Shine
Like a big explosion.
01:03:07
Glampire Shine
Like, okay.
01:03:07
Nicole Shine
Everything. I know. It's so dramatic.
01:03:10
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:03:10
Nicole Shine
And um. everything's, you know, everybody goes back to normal. I like the frog boy. It's like, how much you think we should charge him for this? The whole house is fucking destroyed.
01:03:20
Glampire Shine
Right? Yeah.
01:03:23
Glampire Shine
dicks. Yeah.
01:03:23
Nicole Shine
Everybody's, like, covered in smoke. And then, um, so, you know, Laddie runs down. He's normal. Everybody's back to normal. Everybody's happy.
01:03:34
Nicole Shine
Uh, my boys. And then Grandpa's getting out of the car. she's like, Dad. And he's not really saying that. She's like, Dad. And he goes to the kitchen, goes, but gets one of his root beers, pops it open. She's like, and they the her in the boat and her sons go and follow him in the kitchen. and She's like, Dad, you okay? And he's like, one thing about Santa Clara, another kid's stomach.
01:03:58
Nicole Shine
All the damn vampires. yeah it
01:04:03
Glampire Shine
and fucking phase of life
01:04:04
Nicole Shine
so And it's just their faces like what? And in this face of black. So basically he knew the whole time.
01:04:10
Glampire Shine
Yeah, he was just going to let it play out. Like,
01:04:13
Nicole Shine
Like you could have warned us. Like he knew what was going on the whole Like but all throughout the movie you could see him like when Max came over he was like peeking out from behind the this little barn workshop and he didn't come and eat with them when they had dinner.
01:04:16
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:04:21
Glampire Shine
That's true.
01:04:25
Glampire Shine
That it is true.
01:04:28
Nicole Shine
yeah.
01:04:28
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:04:28
Nicole Shine
Um. but yeah
Character Analysis and Group Dynamics
01:04:31
Nicole Shine
um So, yeah, that's the movie. um
01:04:36
Nicole Shine
Favorite character, I guess.
01:04:39
Glampire Shine
Fucking grandpa, come on. No brainer.
01:04:40
Nicole Shine
Grandpa.
01:04:41
Glampire Shine
This is no brainer, dude.
01:04:44
Nicole Shine
I mean... don't know if Grandpa's my favorite character.
01:04:50
Nicole Shine
I want to say Tim Capella just because he wasn't really a character.
01:04:55
Glampire Shine
Wasn't he though? Yeah.
01:04:56
Nicole Shine
Yeah. Um...
01:04:59
Nicole Shine
Yeah, grandpa. Yeah, grandpa.
01:05:02
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:05:03
Nicole Shine
Least favorite. I didn't really the mom.
01:05:05
Glampire Shine
I didn't really like the mom. I mean, she was fine.
01:05:08
Nicole Shine
I mean, She awesome.
01:05:09
Glampire Shine
she was just annoying.
01:05:09
Nicole Shine
That was the reason
01:05:11
Glampire Shine
That was the only reason that I didn't really like her. She was like crazy annoying to me.
01:05:15
Nicole Shine
know that. She was Yeah. She wasn't annoying to me. I mean, would you believe your kids if they were like vampires?
01:05:24
Glampire Shine
Yeah, that's true.
01:05:24
Nicole Shine
But, yeah. I think I'm to any them.
01:05:25
Glampire Shine
That's true. But yeah, I don't think I have anyone that I like quote unquote hate. Maybe like the two other
01:05:31
Nicole Shine
yeah
01:05:33
Glampire Shine
Like vampires in David's group. You know?
01:05:37
Nicole Shine
ah
01:05:38
Glampire Shine
Fucking Fabio.
01:05:39
Nicole Shine
Oh, that blind one.
01:05:40
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:05:40
Nicole Shine
That one, not not Bill, but the other blind one.
01:05:43
Glampire Shine
The other one.
01:05:44
Nicole Shine
He was so dumb.
01:05:44
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:05:46
Nicole Shine
like
01:05:46
Glampire Shine
He was really dumb.
01:05:47
Nicole Shine
He was so dumb and annoying.
01:05:50
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:05:50
Nicole Shine
um Yeah, probably him or like yeah, probably him. Maybe Star too.
01:05:58
Glampire Shine
Yeah, Star Wars...
01:05:59
Nicole Shine
i was I mean, I understand why she was there, but she was useless.
01:06:04
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:06:04
Nicole Shine
I mean, they could have did that whole movie without her being a part of it, and it's still...
01:06:09
Glampire Shine
And why'd they, like... Yeah, and why'd they even have, like, the little boy?
01:06:13
Nicole Shine
The little kid?
01:06:14
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:06:15
Nicole Shine
Like, why didn't y'all wait for him to get a little bit? Because I feel like the kid... Remember I said it was supposed to be, like, younger? like the The age everybody was supposed to be younger?
01:06:23
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:06:25
Nicole Shine
And maybe that was just, like, a holdover...
01:06:27
Glampire Shine
Yeah, maybe. ah just i feel like it had no bearing on Star being loyal to them or not. or I don't know.
01:06:35
Nicole Shine
Yeah, um maybe they got maybe they got him to get her.
01:06:40
Glampire Shine
Yeah, there you go. Yeah.
01:06:42
Nicole Shine
So she could be there like their honeypot.
01:06:43
Glampire Shine
That's how they recruit new people. Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:47
Nicole Shine
so Because a I'm telling you, they was not and what no one not one nobody in that gang was getting it in with Star. Like, nobody.
01:06:56
Glampire Shine
No, no, nope.
01:06:58
Nicole Shine
She had her bed. Like, they would sleep in their little cave thing. and she had a bed all in the other room. Like...
01:07:04
Glampire Shine
They would sleep in, like, caves. They were not fucking made up or anything. She had a fucking bed with, like, a trellis and fucking curtains and shit.
01:07:11
Nicole Shine
Well, she still was, like, half...
01:07:13
Glampire Shine
Yeah, I guess.
01:07:14
Nicole Shine
Whatever.
01:07:15
Glampire Shine
But if that's what you have to look forward to, to upgrade, I'll stay half.
01:07:19
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
01:07:20
Glampire Shine
Shit. Yeah.
01:07:21
Nicole Shine
Like, you never seen anybody kiss her. Nothing.
01:07:23
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:07:24
Nicole Shine
But... um Yeah, so, alright, does the movie hold Yeah, think
01:07:30
Glampire Shine
Yeah, I think it does.
Nostalgic Appeal and Genre Comparison
01:07:31
Nicole Shine
it does.
01:07:31
Glampire Shine
um
01:07:31
Nicole Shine
Like, I was wondering if you were watching this, but this always a movie that was on TV.
01:07:33
Glampire Shine
Like I always, i was telling you while we were watching this, but this was always a movie that was on like those on TV. They used to have like Saturday and Sunday afternoon movies.
01:07:39
Nicole Shine
I mean, I always wanted to watch this for the set of times in the back time, you know?
01:07:42
Glampire Shine
And I mean, I would always watch it or at least have it on in the background. You know, it's always good to watch.
01:07:47
Nicole Shine
So I wanted to watch it.
01:07:49
Glampire Shine
So, yeah.
01:07:50
Nicole Shine
So, yeah. Um, ah this is going to surprise you, but I'm gonna say yes and no.
01:07:54
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:07:55
Nicole Shine
I say yes for the nostalgia.
01:07:59
Glampire Shine
Yeah. Yeah.
01:07:59
Nicole Shine
If you like, if you want to see like what eighty s vampire movies are like, you want to peek into like the 80s or whatever.
01:08:07
Glampire Shine
Right.
01:08:10
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:08:10
Nicole Shine
But if you're,
01:08:15
Nicole Shine
don't, I wouldn't, I would say the nostalgia part of it is good. i wouldn't say as a vampire movie in itself.
01:08:26
Glampire Shine
Yeah, I see where you're going.
01:08:26
Nicole Shine
like You know what I mean?
01:08:28
Glampire Shine
Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:28
Nicole Shine
Like, if you if you're somebody who's sitting down like, oh I want to watch a vampire movie.
01:08:29
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:08:34
Nicole Shine
You know what I mean? like a
01:08:35
Glampire Shine
yeah
01:08:36
Nicole Shine
Like a crazy, scary vampire movie.
01:08:38
Glampire Shine
This one doesn't come to mind at all.
01:08:39
Nicole Shine
Yeah, this is more like, this is more of a teenager um gang comedy. Not comedy, but you know what I mean?
01:08:50
Glampire Shine
Drama?
01:08:50
Nicole Shine
Adventure.
01:08:51
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:08:51
Nicole Shine
Maybe a venture of it all.
01:08:51
Glampire Shine
now i've been Yeah. perfect 80s
01:08:53
Nicole Shine
More like like a Goonies, Monster Squad kind of thing.
01:08:55
Glampire Shine
Yeah. i mean it's
01:08:56
Nicole Shine
of it all if you wanna watch something in the vein of that yes if you're sitting down like oh I'm gonna watch a vampire movie
01:08:57
Glampire Shine
it's a perfect eighty s you know flick you know
01:09:03
Glampire Shine
yeah
01:09:08
Glampire Shine
No, this is not going to be on the top of your list. Yeah, there's a lot better vampire movies for sure.
01:09:13
Nicole Shine
yeah yeah yeah
01:09:14
Glampire Shine
That do a lot of the typical vampire tropes better, you know? Yeah,
Conclusion and Teaser for Next Session
01:09:20
Glampire Shine
I agree.
01:09:22
Nicole Shine
So that was this week.
01:09:25
Glampire Shine
Yeah.
01:09:26
Nicole Shine
um We will be back next. Well, we'll be back Wednesday with your pick, right?
01:09:31
Glampire Shine
Wednesday.
01:09:34
Glampire Shine
yep Yep, still deciding, but I got it narrowed down to like three choices. so
01:09:38
Nicole Shine
With a counter pick for the music club and next weekend for another movie.
01:09:44
Glampire Shine
Yep, yep.
01:09:45
Nicole Shine
Thanks for hanging out with us.
01:09:46
Glampire Shine
All right, see you guys.
01:09:47
Nicole Shine
Bye.