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From Russia with Love
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Intros and Bond Series Journey
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Nicole Shine
Alright.
00:00:32
Conor
I knew.
00:00:34
Nicole Shine
Back for another one.
00:00:36
Conor
Second bond. Yeah.
00:00:38
Nicole Shine
This week, we are doing, we are continuing our bond journey with the second one from Russia with Love.
00:00:50
Nicole Shine
Um, Side note. um Spotify has been taken. Took down our Doctor No. um Hopefully this one. Will stay up. But it's still up on Apple.
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Nicole Shine
If anyone. um If you ever can't find an episode of ours. just I think you can just Google. Glenwood's movie club. And all ah you know you'll be able to see all the episodes. But yeah.
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Nicole Shine
Let's see.
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Conor
Yeah, we know it's definitely going to be on Apple as opposed to Spotify.
00:01:20
Nicole Shine
yeah so um continuing on um if you don't haven't heard dr no or dr no one connor is a huge bond fan um and he got me into him watching of christmas was the last it was the christmas before i last right
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Conor
Yeah.
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Conor
Yeah, it's been yeah two years, I think.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, I got him all the Blu-rays of all the Bonds, and we kind of watched, I didn't watch ah the last two, I think, but we watched most of them, and so.
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Conor
Yeah.
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Conor
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
This one, 1963, director Young, starring Sean Connery, the GOAT.
00:02:06
Conor
I mean, yeah.
00:02:09
Nicole Shine
I'm about to butcher this last name, Pedro Armandaris. We'll go with that.
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Conor
Sure. Pedro.
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Nicole Shine
Daniela Bianchi, Robert Shaw, Lottie Linya, Bernard Lee. We'll be ready
Budget, Revenue, and Bond Film Formula
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Nicole Shine
for this shit. The budget was $2 million.
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Nicole Shine
It made $79 million.
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Conor
I mean, that's a good return.
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Nicole Shine
On a budget of $2 million. this was 1963. yeah.
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Nicole Shine
yeah
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Conor
don't know how many times you like multiply that to equal today's standards, but that's a shit ton of money.
00:02:45
Nicole Shine
Yeah, so needless to say, this was a hit, and which is why we got 45 more Bond movies.
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Conor
Yep. Not 45.
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Conor
ah forty five Come on.
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Nicole Shine
I know, but, you know. Bond movies are always a hit, anyway. But um even not-so-great ones.
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Conor
yeah
00:03:01
Nicole Shine
um Alright, so, Motorcycle Outside. Oh.
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Conor
Right. Yeah. The funny thing was it wasn't a motorcycle.
00:03:10
Nicole Shine
oh
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Conor
It was just a really shitty sounding Honda.
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Nicole Shine
whatever, you know how we do it, we, this, you know, we, we come to you real, we don't have any,
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Conor
Yeah.
00:03:23
Conor
I mean, what happens happens.
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Nicole Shine
yeah, so, whatever, anyway, um, we get our, open our code open, no, no, um, no Bond theme yet, but we get our, in the opening,
00:03:25
Conor
So.
00:03:38
Conor
Well, in the second one, like, I think they discovered their formula, which is it starts off with, like, the gun barrel sequence, then it does the intro, and then it goes into the song, you know, as opposed to Dr.
00:03:50
Nicole Shine
yeah yeah
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Conor
No, they didn't have that formula yet. So, yeah, this is going to be the start of the formula from then on out. So,
Opening Scene and Classic Elements
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Conor
yeah.
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Nicole Shine
yeah gun barrel we get our co-opening which is we see a guy chasing bond around this like compound ah yeah and um we think he gets the drop and kills bond but obviously
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Conor
The catch maze type thing.
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Conor
I mean, wouldn't be a movie, would it?
00:04:24
Nicole Shine
we find out it was just a guy wearing a bond mask and it's funny because it's obviously bond like it's obviously sean connery he's chasing and when they cut the guy dead on the ground it's like the most shittiest plastic mask like that is not no
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Conor
Yeah. Yeah.
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Conor
dollar store bond mask they rip off.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, so, and then the lights come on, and he's like, yes, you killed him. It took a minute, 45, or however long it took to kill him.
00:04:51
Conor
Your best record yet.
00:04:53
Nicole Shine
And then we get our opening um from Russia with Love. the you know the Anybody knows these Bond openings, it's always like girls dancing around in shadow.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, they're right.
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Conor
Yeah. Yeah. That's a staple for
Spectre's Plan and Key Villains
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Conor
sure.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, with words projected onto them and, you know, all that stuff.
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Conor
their body parts and shit.
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Nicole Shine
And um then after that, we get, we see, was it Kronstein? Is that you pronounce it?
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Nicole Shine
we We cut through a ah ches ah riveting game of chess.
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Conor
Oh, yeah, yeah. Good.
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Nicole Shine
Chess tournament. And Cronsing, who is number five, who works with Spectre. So everybody in Spectre has a number. And he's number five.
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Conor
The ranking, basically. yeah
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Nicole Shine
So he gets a notice in the middle of his chess tournament, like,
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Conor
He gets it on the coaster underneath a glass of water, but the way he looks at the waiter, it's almost like, bitch, I didn't order Sprite.
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Nicole Shine
yeah
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Conor
I ordered Coke. It's so good.
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Nicole Shine
so he he sees he has to come in now so he quickly wins the game and i was still kind of like he could have won that whole time
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Conor
I mean, he could have, yeah. He's just toying with him.
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Nicole Shine
and um it's funny because he wins and everybody's like trying to shake his hand whatever and he just kind of like past people and then they shake their hand or whatever And um ah so him and then we, he gets called in and then he's in the office with number three, who is Miss Cleb.
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Conor
Yeah. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
um And number one, who is Blofield. We never see Blofield's face yet.
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Conor
yeah
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Nicole Shine
We will in later movies, but in this one, we don't. We just see him with his cat on his lap. And it's funny because the fucking cat... They like, every time he talks, they show the reaction of the cat instead showing him.
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Conor
you like example of the ju repair
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Nicole Shine
You know, it's the classic, it's where we get the bad guy with the cat on his lap.
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Conor
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
ah It was in Austin Powers and Mr. Bigglesworth. but
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Conor
Mr. Bigglesworth.
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Nicole Shine
And he's like, um you know going there you know, going over the plan to get this lector, which is just a MacGuffin and a reason for us to have a movie. But they're trying to get this lector's like a code-breaking machine from the Soviets.
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Nicole Shine
And they're going to have the Soviets and the British blame each other, you know, fight each other um while they steal it. um and and the meat And also, as an added bonus, they know they'll send Bond because he's the best.
00:07:39
Nicole Shine
And they'll get to embarrass Bond and get revenge for Dr. No at the same time, basically.
00:07:44
Conor
Because they always like to, you know, they're saying, oh, the British always like to, you know, even though
Mission Briefing and Gadgets
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Conor
they know it's a trap, they always like to go for it. So it just plays right into their hands for sure.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, so number five comes up with a plan, and in number three, she gets the people to do the plan. So she gets the guy, Grant, who killed the fake Bond in the opening, and she gets the girl, Romanoff, who's going to be the bait to lure Bond, because, you know, he can't resist the pussy.
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Nicole Shine
so
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Conor
I mean, she's basically like the madam of Spectre.
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Nicole Shine
Like, he he can't resist.
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Conor
I mean.
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Nicole Shine
And ah so they are going to lure him by saying that the girl wants to defect with the lector, she'll only meet with Bond. So in this in he has to come to Turkey to get it, blah, blah, blah.
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Conor
He'll go anywhere to get It's Bond.
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Nicole Shine
Exactly.
Espionage in Turkey and Karim Bey
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Nicole Shine
um So ah he then we finally get Bond. he's on a date with Miss Trench, who was the girl he was on a date with at first with Dr. No, who he met in Dr. No.
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Nicole Shine
um
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Conor
Oh shit, that's true. Wow.
00:09:02
Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah. she's in a She's in a couple. She's like vag number one in a couple of movies.
00:09:08
Conor
She's his bottom bitch. Yeah.
00:09:10
Nicole Shine
Yeah, like she's always the one that he like goes back to.
00:09:14
Conor
yeah
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Nicole Shine
But I guess she don't mind that we always joke that he 007 is the time. So obviously she don't mind the 007.
00:09:24
Conor
She don't mind seven seconds.
00:09:26
Nicole Shine
So um yeah, they're on a date and he gets called in. It's funny because like she's being annoying like because she didn't get she didn't get none yet.
00:09:37
Nicole Shine
And he's getting called in and like she's like who on the phone dan yeah being annoying. He slapped the shit out of her hand.
00:09:43
Conor
Yeah, she goes to grab it and he just smacks the shit of her hand.
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Nicole Shine
She grabs the phone and she still gives him something and then she didn't mind.
00:09:52
Conor
she liked it i guess i don't know
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, because he was like, I'll be there in an hour. He's like, better make that an hour and a half. Like, you know, you don't need an extra half.
00:10:01
Conor
well that's including undressing and dressing up and grab something to eat cleaning up
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, all that stuff. So he comes in and, um, flirts to Miss Moneypenny, as he always does, and, um, goes in and he gets told about the mission. And they're like, well, it's surely a trap, but we want to get that chance to get that lecture. So, and then they show him a picture of the girl Tatiana and he's like, Ooh, yeah.
00:10:33
Nicole Shine
This mission's looking better. you his old horny And
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Nicole Shine
and he gets his gadgets from Q, which is just one is just a tricked out briefcase with a, what is it? Knife and then a gun and then like a smoke bomb. If you open it a certain way and,
00:10:51
Conor
Yeah, and money, and yeah, it's pretty smooth.
00:10:53
Nicole Shine
Yeah. So, um, he gets, it's funny because m is kind of like a a madam too. Cause he's, they just send Bond out.
00:11:03
Conor
Right? Yeah.
00:11:04
Nicole Shine
It's like the girl is getting like, oh, you have to sleep with Bond, um, for, you know, on the mission. And, uh, number three basically tells her she doesn't accept the mission.
00:11:15
Nicole Shine
She's not going leave the office alive. So basically she has to do it
00:11:18
Conor
Well, I guess I have to. Shit.
00:11:20
Nicole Shine
And then Bond, he don't even get threatened. They just know he's a man ho. So it was like, yeah, bonds he bonds the man for the job or whatever.
00:11:24
Conor
Right?
00:11:30
Nicole Shine
So I mean, it's a chance.
00:11:31
Conor
We know you'll accept it. So, I mean, we're not going threaten you. Yeah.
00:11:34
Nicole Shine
It's a chance for new vag.
00:11:36
Conor
That's right.
00:11:37
Nicole Shine
ah So he leaves out um on his way to Turkey.
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Nicole Shine
And um so he gets there and what is it? He meets the son of
Romani Camp Encounter and Alliance
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Nicole Shine
Bae, right?
00:11:57
Conor
Yeah.
00:11:57
Nicole Shine
um He gets picked up by his driver and they are followed by what the driver says is the Russians. And he's like, oh, we play this game back and forth. They follow us. We know.
00:12:09
Conor
We follow them.
00:12:09
Nicole Shine
butla Follow them.
00:12:11
Conor
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
It's the whole thing. And then he he gets dropped off to meet Ali Karim Bey, who's like the head of the MI6 in Istanbul.
00:12:23
Nicole Shine
And we find out that was his son. he has a whole bunch of sons. And he only has his son's work for him because...
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Conor
It's like they're the best employees.
00:12:30
Nicole Shine
yeah
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Conor
Like, yeah. Yeah.
00:12:34
Nicole Shine
oh We see his, like, little girlfriend leaving his office dressing. So he's basically like, it's like, is everybody working in MI6 a whore? Is that like you have to be?
00:12:43
Conor
Yeah.
00:12:46
Nicole Shine
That has to be. That's in the job application.
00:12:49
Conor
That's right. Are you willing to fuck one or a thousand, you know, men or women to get the job done?
00:12:55
Nicole Shine
Yes. Yes.
00:12:57
Conor
Yes. Always. Yes.
00:13:00
Nicole Shine
So, um, we see that Grant is following Bond around, um, too. He's there following him. And basically what he's doing is, like, keeping him alive until he can steal the lector, so he can steal it from him.
00:13:15
Conor
Yeah.
00:13:15
Nicole Shine
So, like, he's unknowingly in the shadows, aiding Bond until he gets lector. barely Bond
00:13:21
Conor
I mean, to be fair, like, yes, ultimately Bond gets him, you know, but he's really good at his job, man.
00:13:24
Nicole Shine
gets Mm-hmm.
00:13:28
Conor
He's at every corner. He knows exactly where Bond is. So it's a pretty good, pretty good enemy for sure.
00:13:35
Nicole Shine
Yeah, so um it's funny because so they're just waiting for what's-her-face to ah contact Bond.
00:13:47
Conor
Yeah.
00:13:47
Nicole Shine
and they uh bay kind of shows them his like little secret underground tunnel that he has that goes to the soviet office where he can spy on them and it's funny because it's another one of those scenes first we get another like in dr no we got like a bond checking into his room scene where he like checks the whole room and it's very slow like we have to watch him check everything instead of cutting and um
00:13:49
Conor
instruction
00:14:01
Conor
know twelve
00:14:07
Conor
Yeah.
00:14:12
Nicole Shine
We get another one those. And he finds that the room is wired. So he he wants the bridal suite. So he gets moved to the bridal suite. And then this scene where he shows him his like underground thing where he has to take like a boat to get there. And it's very slow because we got to show it shows him getting on the boat.
00:14:30
Nicole Shine
And then it shows him paddling the boat to where they get off. And then they show the rats down there for no reason. And I start singing Ben. Like, Ben, the two of us.
00:14:38
Conor
Oh God.
00:14:42
Nicole Shine
And then we finally see them get there, and then they get off, and then they walk. I'm like, they could have just cut to them getting on the boat,
Soviet Agent Plot and Film's Humor
00:14:48
Nicole Shine
and then them getting off the boat.
00:14:50
Conor
It is a lot of wasted time. Like. I get when they do that in movies, but yeah, this didn't, it wasn't needed. Like this doesn't affect the movie at all.
00:14:56
Nicole Shine
Yeah, this movie's long enough.
00:14:59
Conor
Yeah.
00:14:59
Nicole Shine
Yeah, this movie is like, and enough happens. But, um so anyway, it's funny because they have this like telescope thing that is spying on the Soviet office.
00:15:10
Nicole Shine
And this is where Bond first, well, he sees her bottom half of Romanov. And he's like, he's like, how do you like the girl? And he's like, ooh, things are shaping up nicely.
00:15:22
Nicole Shine
Like, okay, Bond, we good.
00:15:23
Conor
The next we're a place. guess just I'm going to do of t-shirts in
00:15:26
Nicole Shine
But, um, so that's, and they're just, it's like, okay, well, we'll wait for her to contact us. And then, um, the next day, Corinne Bay is in the office with his, I guess, mistress or whatever.
00:15:37
Conor
order I'm trying I'm
00:15:40
Nicole Shine
And she's bored. And she's like, oh don't you don't i please you anymore and all this stuff like trying to get him to pay her attention he's like be silent like leave me alone and then finally she like keeps bothering him so he's like okay i guess back to the salt mines i'm like i know i was like would have been like fuck you then
00:15:48
Conor
trying get the love.
00:15:57
Conor
Yeah, what the fuck? What are you trying to say, my pussy, old nasty shit? God. Back to the soul minds. Like, fuck you, man.
00:16:07
Nicole Shine
And she's like, of course it's a bomb movie, so of course she's gorgeous. So it's like, he's just like, ugh.
00:16:12
Conor
Now, you shriveled up dick motherfucker.
00:16:13
Nicole Shine
But, um...
00:16:15
Conor
I don't want you anyway.
00:16:18
Nicole Shine
So, but it's a good thing he went over there because the bomb goes off, and if he would have still been in his chair, he would have got ble ah blown up.
00:16:24
Conor
That's true. So she did kind of, yeah, save him.
00:16:26
Nicole Shine
So the pussy saved him.
00:16:28
Conor
That's right. I mean...
00:16:28
Nicole Shine
I feel like that, i feel like that is the message of everybody.
00:16:29
Conor
is. Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:34
Nicole Shine
So, um and he's, ah we know he's attacked by the Soviet agent, Kralinku, or whatever his name is, tried to kill him.
00:16:45
Conor
lu
00:16:46
Nicole Shine
Because one of their agents, because a guy Grant killed one of their agents and tried to make it look like the British did it. So they're like trying to pay them back.
00:16:52
Conor
yeah
00:16:55
Nicole Shine
So.
00:16:56
Conor
since
00:16:56
Nicole Shine
It's funny, so, like, after the bomb goes off, Bond goes to Bae's office, and he's like, yeah, they tried to, you know, Karenju tried to kill me, and um he's like, the girl left in hysterics, and Bond was like, did she find your technique too rough?
00:17:12
Conor
um
00:17:14
Nicole Shine
I was like, something no one has ever said about you, Bond. So...
00:17:17
Conor
it
00:17:19
Nicole Shine
So anyway, he's like, oh, we can't stay, you know, we shouldn't stay in a hotel for the night. So
Tatiana's Seduction and Intel Gathering
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Nicole Shine
they go hide out in this Romani camp. And yes, they say gypsy because it's the 16th.
00:17:30
Conor
Yes, back then. Yeah.
00:17:32
Nicole Shine
It literally says in the subtitle, gypsy camp.
00:17:35
Conor
Yeah.
00:17:36
Nicole Shine
So they hide out in the camp um and they send a decoy car. But that didn't really fool anybody because the guy still went there to follow him.
00:17:46
Conor
yeah
00:17:47
Nicole Shine
But the Spectre and the other Russian guys went there found them there. But they're hiding out in this camp. And we get, like, their hospitality and the belly dancers. And Bond's loving it because he's Bond and
00:18:02
Conor
A lot of ice in here. Yeah.
00:18:04
Nicole Shine
And then we find out that there's going to be a fight because the two girls both want to marry the chief's son and they settle stuff. I guess it was going a fight to the death. I don't know.
00:18:16
Nicole Shine
but But the way they fight, so is these two girls. And they like, of course, it's a Bond movie, so they're sexy. And um they like, in barely clothes.
00:18:26
Conor
Tight clothing. Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:28
Nicole Shine
And they're going to fight to see who gets to marry the chief's son.
00:18:29
Conor
Yeah.
00:18:31
Nicole Shine
But the way they fight is so like... It's obvious this scene is just there because, you know, it's eye candy.
00:18:39
Conor
yeah
00:18:41
Nicole Shine
Because the way they're fighting, they're like, scratching each other, like, trying to claw each other and choking each other. was like, if this had been a real fight between, like, me, for instance, I thought I would have been grabbing that bitch by the hair and been punching her and throwing bows and
00:18:56
Conor
Yeah, it will not wouldn't have been sexy.
00:19:00
Nicole Shine
body slamming her and everything else.
00:19:02
Conor
Right?
00:19:02
Nicole Shine
I'm like, what gonna do, scratch each other today?
00:19:05
Conor
Yeah, that's exactly what they're doing.
00:19:05
Nicole Shine
but, but, um, it gets broken up anyway,
Train Suspense and Assassin Grant
00:19:10
Nicole Shine
because the Russian guys find them, they're in attack, and, um, it's a big gunfight, uh, Vegas wounded in the arm, and, um, Bond almost gets shot, but the guy Grant shoots, because, again, they're trying to keep him alive, so he gets the thing that they're after, so unknowingly saved Bond's life, and,
00:19:30
Nicole Shine
um they ended up fighting off the Russian guys um after they set everything on fire. And Bond ended up saving the chief's life.
00:19:43
Nicole Shine
So as a reward... So he's like, oh, you're my son now. As a reward. And Bond's like, okay, thanks.
00:19:54
Nicole Shine
And he's like...
00:19:54
Conor
Cool story.
00:19:57
Nicole Shine
He's like, ah you know, anything for a favor. And Bond's like, well, can you stop this fight between the girls? um And he's like, OK, you get to decide. And he's like like, I'll have enough problems. And it's funny. So he's in his tent later. And Bay brings both the girls. he's like, well, he said, you get to decide the winner and like, basically you can have them both.
00:20:22
Nicole Shine
So threesome, I guess. is yeah
00:20:25
Conor
Yeah, because it cuts. They're both smiling and it cuts to the next day. So.
00:20:30
Nicole Shine
And they're both like massaging him and, you know, fixes shirts and all that stuff.
00:20:33
Conor
Like fixing his shirt and shit and God, dude, like. I totally, you pointed that out and i was like, son of bitch, he did have a threesome.
00:20:38
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:20:42
Nicole Shine
Yeah, because when we we watched this one, I was like, it's not the one where he has a threesome.
00:20:48
Conor
I'm like, wait, what?
00:20:49
Nicole Shine
But it's implied. We don't, of course, don't get to see anything, but we know what happened.
00:20:54
Conor
If we did see it, it'd only be 14 seconds.
00:20:57
Nicole Shine
I mean, yeah.
00:20:57
Conor
Seven for each.
00:20:59
Nicole Shine
Or would it would they both get three?
00:21:00
Conor
Or would it, yeah.
00:21:01
Nicole Shine
Three and a half.
00:21:01
Conor
Yeah.
00:21:05
Nicole Shine
So anyway, the next day he leaves and they're all like, bye. Bye. Um, and it's funny because gets back his, um, no, they they that Yeah, persecution. basically, and knock into his house and basically secret hatch leave.
00:21:18
Conor
Yeah, as retribution. um Like basically his sons go and knock on his where he's his house's door and he basically has a secret hatch to leave and ah Bond and what's his name?
00:21:36
Conor
Is it?
00:21:36
Nicole Shine
what's his name?
00:21:37
Conor
Bay? Yeah. Bond and Bay are like sitting there on the side looking for him And Bond was going to shoot him because Baze's shoulder is fucked up or his arm is fucked up. He like, no, I got to make the killing shot. So he ends up switching spots for him and they kill him as retribution.
00:21:56
Conor
He comes out of like this.
00:21:57
Nicole Shine
This mouth of the mouth of this billboard. what did he say? He said she should have kept her mouth closed or something.
00:22:05
Conor
Yeah. Oh, God, dude.
00:22:09
Nicole Shine
I'm like, okay with the quips, dude.
00:22:12
Conor
And before that, like, Bae even goes, oh man, she sure has a pretty mouth.
00:22:15
Nicole Shine
She's got a scalp.
00:22:16
Conor
Like, dude, it's a fucking drawing on the side of a building. Fuck.
00:22:20
Nicole Shine
He's basically like Turkish Bond.
00:22:22
Conor
Yeah.
00:22:23
Nicole Shine
But, um, so they that's the end of Krillin's shoe. Krillin, Krillin, that guy.
00:22:29
Conor
Yes. Yes.
00:22:35
Conor
Glad he's dead so he can stop having to pronounce his name.
00:22:35
Nicole Shine
see there
00:22:38
Conor
God.
00:22:41
Nicole Shine
So when Bond gets back to his hotel, he's about to get in a shower and he knows somebody's in his room and it's basically Tatiana waiting in his bed.
00:22:53
Nicole Shine
So, vag number four ah waiting in his bed.
00:22:54
Conor
That's right.
00:22:59
Nicole Shine
um and they do back and forth talk. And she's like, weren't you expecting me? And he's like, oh, you're one the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
00:23:05
Conor
Okay.
00:23:10
Nicole Shine
And she was like, i don't, like,
Showdown with Grant and Escape
00:23:12
Nicole Shine
my my mouth is too big. And he's like, it's big enough for me or whatever. And he kisses her. And it's just very cheesy. That's, you know, Bond talk. And, um.
00:23:23
Nicole Shine
He's like, oh where's the, he's like trying to find out where the machine is. and she's like, can we talk about it in the morning? And um they have sex.
00:23:32
Conor
I'm six.
00:23:33
Nicole Shine
And, but behind like a glass mirror, like a two-way mirror is number three, Miss Cleb and the ah guy Grant are filming it.
00:23:33
Conor
Yep.
00:23:43
Nicole Shine
Like freaky motherfuckers.
00:23:45
Conor
Right?
00:23:46
Nicole Shine
Specker got some freakies. But it was the next day. and um they meet on, like, what, this ferry?
00:23:57
Conor
Mm-hmm.
00:23:57
Nicole Shine
And he pretends like he's taking her picture. But he actually has, like, a camera of recording in the camera. And he's she's, like, trying to flirt with him and be cute. And he's like, no, just, ah you know, where spec and where's the lector?
00:24:12
Nicole Shine
you know, how how big is it? Like, trying to find out the information.
00:24:14
Conor
Yeah, describe it. Yeah.
00:24:15
Nicole Shine
She's like, oh, James, when we we get to so London, will you make love to me every day? and all i know.
00:24:21
Conor
He goes, day night. Now back to the.
00:24:25
Nicole Shine
ah James. Trying to stall. He's like, just answer the question. And, uh, She's supposed to say something about, because then there the MI6 back in Britain is listening to all this shit.
00:24:37
Nicole Shine
and um she's like
00:24:39
Conor
yeah
00:24:40
Nicole Shine
she's like, oh, Western girls, all something. And he's like, well, one time in Japan, me and M had this real interesting experience. And then M just hurry up and goes and shuts it up.
00:24:49
Conor
and ah That's enough.
00:24:53
Nicole Shine
was like, oh, look at M getting freaky.
00:24:56
Conor
Right?
00:24:56
Nicole Shine
I feel like M was the Bond before Bond.
00:24:59
Conor
Yeah.
00:24:59
Nicole Shine
Like back in the day, he was like doing having all the freaky adventures and then now he's the boss and shit. with
00:25:05
Conor
Maybe that's what happens you know when you retire as the top secret agent. You become the new M and shit.
00:25:11
Nicole Shine
Yeah. But he was he was being a freak back in the day.
00:25:15
Conor
That's right.
00:25:17
Nicole Shine
But um so that was pretty funny. So they found out about it and they come up with this plan to um You know to steal it from the Soviet office.
00:25:29
Nicole Shine
um Oh my god. Their plan was pretty weird. What was the plan babe? Like what did they do? They blew up. Like.
00:25:37
Conor
the Yeah, the plan, what, to retrieve the the box?
00:25:40
Nicole Shine
The electric. Yeah.
00:25:42
Conor
Yeah. The plan was for them to like blow up the building that it was being housed in and just, like, he was going to sneak in and um grab it and, like, escape through the underground, like, tunnel thing that they were originally looking up and spying on the meeting.
00:26:03
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:26:04
Conor
Yeah. It really wasn't that. deep of a plan you're right yeah they're just using like oh I don't know natural disaster or a bombing attempt to grab it and escape or something plus like um he said they're gonna do it on the 14th but he actually did on the 13th because you know he probably figured that they'd probably mess it
00:26:06
Nicole Shine
well It wasn't that complicated. Mm-hmm.
Boat Escape and Spectre's Frustration
00:26:28
Conor
up or blow his cover so better to be fully surprised so yeah
00:26:32
Nicole Shine
Yeah. and it was funny because he was like, he all he did was go in there and was like what time is it? And the guy was like, no, he's like, it's the right time.
00:26:39
Conor
That's a little suspicious, dude.
00:26:41
Nicole Shine
And he's like, and then asked him again and then it went off. And it's funny because the guy like grabbed his drawers.
00:26:49
Conor
ah he pulls out his drawers. The fucking drawers, not files. He grabs the drawers, stacks them, and runs out.
00:26:56
Nicole Shine
Like when the smoke bomb goes off, he grabs like two of his drawers and stacks them on top each other and runs out. I'm like, what was in them dr
00:27:02
Conor
I know.
00:27:04
Nicole Shine
but um
00:27:05
Conor
i guess there's too much shit for him to grab. Damn.
00:27:08
Nicole Shine
it was just funny and then um he busts in he's in the room where romanoff is and he's she's like i thought you were doing it tomorrow he's like uh it's not a good time to be suspicious or whatever and um grabs thing they run out and then they
00:27:09
Conor
Yeah.
00:27:23
Conor
Yeah.
00:27:28
Conor
They escaped through the, yeah, ground.
00:27:29
Nicole Shine
The tunnel and then them...
00:27:30
Conor
Okay.
00:27:31
Nicole Shine
They meet Bae at the train station and they all get on the Orient Express, which... And, um... So they're on the train now. And, um... They are posing as Mr. and Miss... I forget what their last name is.
00:27:47
Conor
Oh, gee, gee, something. um Yeah, true.
00:27:49
Nicole Shine
It don't really matter, but they're posing as a married couple.
00:27:51
Conor
Alias. Yeah.
00:27:52
Nicole Shine
And they have the room next to Bae. And they're supposed to get off, um... I forget where. They're supposed to get off somewhere and meet up with one of his sons. um
00:28:05
Conor
Like make the exchange, I think. Yeah. yeah
00:28:07
Nicole Shine
Yeah, they're like taking that to get away. And then they're going to get off so where one of his sons is waiting. And then they're going to go to an airport to Greece. And then from there, go to Britain. I guess that was the plan originally.
00:28:19
Conor
Yeah.
00:28:20
Nicole Shine
But that but a Soviet officer, they noticed, followed them onto the train.
00:28:25
Conor
Yeah.
00:28:26
Nicole Shine
So, um, we get a lot of back and forth with Tassiana and Bond, and she brought all her little nighties, and she's like, I'll wear this one, and I can wear this one, and it's just, like, pointless, and then, um, um, she changes into one, and Bay knocks because he's noticed that the guy was on the train with them, and, um, he's
00:28:31
Conor
scan
00:28:51
Nicole Shine
you know, calling it Zoban's attention. It's funny because he sees when he knocks on the door, she's like dressing of her 90s and he's like charming, charming.
00:28:59
Conor
Charming.
00:28:59
Nicole Shine
Looking her up and down and shit. I was like, whatever.
00:29:02
Conor
All right.
00:29:03
Nicole Shine
So, also Grant is on the train as well.
00:29:07
Conor
Yep, of course.
00:29:07
Nicole Shine
Um, so, um, they go into the guy, Ben's his room, and they like, they easily subdued this dude. Like, he was no challenge at all. Like, they knock on the door, and he goes to answer, and they just put a pull a gun on him, use his jacket as like restraints, and put like socks or something in his mouth. Like, they restrained him in like two seconds.
00:29:31
Conor
That's horrible. I bet his hands weren't even tied. He just liked having that sock in his mouth. He's a freak. He's like, yeah.
00:29:37
Nicole Shine
Like everybody else in this movie. So Bay is like, well, I'll keep him restrained till we get to where we're supposed to go. and then, um, Bond go back to the room with her. And of course they do it.
00:29:50
Nicole Shine
And, um, he's like, oh, we gotta get dressed cause tea time. And, um, knock on the door. And it's one of the stewards. And he's like, I have some bad news.
00:30:01
Nicole Shine
Cause it's funny because like, um, Babe was like, yeah, we'll get to such and such Athens or whatever. And I told Khan, I said, no, he won't. I said, he's the brown sidekick. So he ain't gonna make it.
00:30:13
Nicole Shine
I was like, the brown sidekick in this movie always get cute in these movies.
00:30:17
Conor
That's so bad, but it's true. And I hate the fact that it Yeah.
00:30:20
Nicole Shine
So basically what I said came true. He did. And the guy was like, they killed each other because him and Ben are both dead. And I'm like, I know.
00:30:28
Conor
It's like bullshit.
00:30:30
Nicole Shine
They killed each other, i guess, even though the one guy was tied up.
00:30:34
Conor
Right.
00:30:34
Nicole Shine
And, um, where was he?
00:30:35
Conor
Or was he?
00:30:37
Nicole Shine
Right? So, he's, like, behind his toes, the guy
Venice Showdown and Conclusion
00:30:40
Nicole Shine
keep it quiet, and gives him some money. And it's funny, because he goes, so now he's pissed, because, you know, no, he wants to avenge his sidekick.
00:30:48
Conor
Yeah.
00:30:49
Nicole Shine
So, he goes to, in the room, with Tatiana, he's, like, you need to talk. the You know, because he thinks she's in on it. He's like, you need to talk.
00:30:57
Conor
Yeah.
00:30:59
Nicole Shine
She's like, I don't know you anything. He molly-whopped the fucker. She of the room.
00:31:04
Conor
She was on one side of the room and then after he hit her, she was on the other side of the room.
00:31:06
Nicole Shine
And every
00:31:12
Nicole Shine
time we're ready to go, she was on the other side of room. put that bitch back setting.
00:31:14
Conor
Oh God.
00:31:17
Nicole Shine
Her Russian accent was gone.
00:31:23
Nicole Shine
But anyway, she doesn't know anything because she doesn't know anything. All she knows is she was told to seduce by She doesn't...
00:31:28
Conor
She was lied too. Yeah.
00:31:29
Nicole Shine
Yeah, she doesn't know about the Spectre part of it.
00:31:32
Conor
Right.
00:31:32
Nicole Shine
So, she's like, I didn't know anything was going to happen to Karim Benz.
00:31:38
Nicole Shine
ah he He just kind of sits her ass down. and um So now at the rendezvous, he gets off and tells Karim Bey's son, he's like, bad news, your father's dead.
00:31:53
Conor
thats
00:31:53
Nicole Shine
And he's like, who did it? I'll get him. He's like, oh, they him and the guy. The guy's already dead. And... um
00:32:00
Conor
He gives him like his whistle and some shit that was his.
00:32:03
Nicole Shine
know. Like, yeah, everything he had on him, he gives it to him or whatever.
00:32:07
Conor
Yeah.
00:32:08
Nicole Shine
And then um the guy, his son tells him that the new he's rendezvous is he's supposed to meet a guy named Nash in Yugoslavia and
00:32:18
Conor
So, agree yeah. Yeah.
00:32:19
Nicole Shine
or wherever fucking city he's supposed to meet him. um The next stop, we'll just say the next stop, he's supposed to meet a British agent named Nash to rendezvous with instead of the original plan. Because when they when the dad got killed, they went past where they were supposed to get off.
00:32:37
Nicole Shine
And his other son called his other son. And that's how it got changed. So um Grant is air hustling. And he hears this, that, oh, he's supposed to meet the guy Nash at the other next stop.
00:32:51
Nicole Shine
So um he at the next stop, he gets off, kills the other guy kills the guy Nash, and assumes his identity and pretends to be him.
00:33:03
Nicole Shine
So mm-hmm.
00:33:04
Conor
They jump back on the train after they, you know, Bond recognizes him carrying a suitcase and yeah.
00:33:10
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm. So, um he pretends to be him, and he's like, oh, okay, can we when we have some dinner?
00:33:21
Nicole Shine
I've been on the go all day.
00:33:21
Conor
I've been going all day.
00:33:22
Conor
Yeah.
00:33:22
Nicole Shine
Oh, man. He keeps calling Bond, oh, man.
00:33:25
Conor
Yeah.
00:33:25
Nicole Shine
It's pissing Bond off.
00:33:30
Nicole Shine
So, they have dinner, and now Satya is all in her fillers because she got Molly Wobbs.
00:33:37
Conor
Yeah. She is not happy with him.
00:33:37
Nicole Shine
Yeah, not happy. She was quiet as well.
00:33:41
Conor
Yeah, she was.
00:33:42
Nicole Shine
And um they have dinner. And... um
00:33:46
Conor
Nash drugs her unbeknownst to her after accidentally like spilling her wine.
00:33:47
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:33:51
Nicole Shine
Yeah. And also, Bond notices that he orders red wine with fish, which I guess no true English gentleman would do that.
00:33:59
Conor
He's a connoisseur. Connoisseur. I'm sorry.
00:34:04
Nicole Shine
So... She's on her way back. And by all note, he sees him drug her. um And he also, while he, they went ahead to the dinner car without him.
00:34:15
Nicole Shine
And he was like all like in his briefcase and everything snooping.
00:34:21
Conor
Mm-hmm.
00:34:22
Nicole Shine
But um he goes and he.
00:34:27
Nicole Shine
Yeah, they go on the way back to the car. She's like, I feel funny. And she passes out and they lay her down.
00:34:33
Conor
They go to next door. Yeah.
00:34:36
Nicole Shine
And he's like, what did you drug her with? And he's like, whatever he drugged her with. And then, Knocks him out.
00:34:43
Conor
Knocks them out.
00:34:44
Nicole Shine
Knocks him out. Yeah, because he's like, oh what's the plan? And he pretends like he's showing him on the map. And then he pulls the gun from his ankle and takes it and knocks the bind out.
00:34:55
Conor
Yep.
00:34:55
Nicole Shine
And,
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00:34:56
Nicole Shine
yeah, and um he's like get on your knees. Like, and what the fuck? So...
00:35:01
Conor
Here we go again. Freak show.
00:35:04
Nicole Shine
And then he's a bad guy, so he monologues the whole plan.
00:35:09
Conor
Yeah.
00:35:09
Nicole Shine
Let's him know he's working for Spectre. Everything. The girl didn't know.
00:35:16
Conor
Yeah. He just fucking can't wait to tell.
00:35:17
Nicole Shine
He tells everything.
00:35:19
Conor
Yeah.
00:35:19
Nicole Shine
Yeah, they filmed him having sex. ah The whole thing. Like, the whole fucking thing. um So, but earlier, when Bond got his tricked out,
00:35:30
Nicole Shine
um briefcase, he, um it's a special way he's supposed to open it, and if you don't open it that special way, it'll put this, like, knockout gas on you.
00:35:40
Conor
Yeah, then cancer will like blow up and yeah.
00:35:44
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm. So, he tells the guy, ah what about a cigarette? And he's like, no, no chance. He's like, well, i'll pay you for it. So, he's like, I have 50 gold sovereigns in my briefcase, because he has two briefcases.
00:35:55
Conor
50 gold.
00:36:00
Nicole Shine
So he got the one out of the regular briefcase. And the guy like gets greedy.
00:36:03
Conor
but
00:36:04
Nicole Shine
And he's like, is there more? And he's like, oh, yeah, there's more. So he goes to open the trick briefcase. and the guy's like, I'll do it myself. Put your hands in your pocket. And of course, he opens it wrong because he doesn't know the special way so open it.
00:36:18
Conor
Yep.
00:36:18
Nicole Shine
And the gas goes off in his face. And Bond just rushes him. And they have a fight. And Bond gets the better of him and kills him.
00:36:26
Conor
Ends up, well, no, he um they fight and for a minute there, Grant basically pulls out his little killing mechanism, which is like a piano wire inside his watch.
00:36:30
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:36:40
Conor
And he's basically trying to strangle him out just like he did the dummy bond and begin the movie and Bon is able to ah like get that little skinny throwing knife from his briefcase and stab him in the arm and then just flip it around on him. And he ends up strangling him out from his own device, which is pretty cool fight.
00:37:01
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:37:02
Conor
Yeah. Sorry.
00:37:03
Nicole Shine
and know No, it's fine.
00:37:04
Conor
I'm geeking out.
00:37:06
Nicole Shine
It's fine. You do that.
00:37:06
Conor
he
00:37:07
Nicole Shine
You're going to DJ.
00:37:08
Conor
Well, actually, Nikki...
00:37:10
Nicole Shine
Well, actually... ah so He's out and they take the thing and run. And they use his escape route in Yugoslavia to get off.
00:37:23
Nicole Shine
And ah it's funny because she's all drugged. And Bond's like, hurry up. Let's go.
00:37:27
Conor
He's like shaking her.
00:37:27
Nicole Shine
I'll leave you.
00:37:28
Conor
Like she's barely able to stand. He's like, come on, wake up.
00:37:32
Nicole Shine
I'll leave you. Like he said, he's starting to leave right there like three times.
00:37:34
Conor
Yeah, he keeps starting in the lever and she's like, no, don't ever leave me.
00:37:36
Nicole Shine
appreciate
00:37:39
Nicole Shine
Don't ever leave me, James. Like, oh, God, girl.
00:37:42
Conor
Okay.
00:37:44
Nicole Shine
This man will knock your soul out of your body. He says, don't ever leave me, James.
00:37:46
Conor
Right.
00:37:49
Nicole Shine
But, um, so he tells her, like, puts her down, like, on the side. Because the helicopter is chasing them. And he's trying to evade the helicopter.
00:37:57
Conor
Yeah.
00:37:58
Nicole Shine
And they're, like, instead of shooting his ass from the helicopter, they're, like, trying to run him over with the helicopter. Like, it's so dumb.
00:38:05
Conor
Yeah. It's...
00:38:08
Nicole Shine
It's so dumb. So he keeps, like, ducking. And they're, like, zoom, like, swooping down and trying to get him with the helicopter.
00:38:16
Conor
and like Yeah, with the fucking like landing gear.
00:38:17
Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah and ah basically he hides in, like, these rocks, and he has time to pull out, because he has a gun in, like, in his special briefcase, and he puts it together, and, like, they're about to throw, like, a grenade or something on him, and he ends up shooting the guy.
00:38:19
Conor
I guess they're trying to harpoon them or some shit like that.
00:38:38
Nicole Shine
Grenade.
00:38:39
Conor
In the arm and he drops a grenade, the other guy's like, oh God, oh God.
00:38:41
Nicole Shine
gonna And the helicopter, and the helicopter blows up. with So, back at Spectre.
00:38:49
Conor
Oh, so good.
00:38:52
Conor
Yes.
00:38:53
Nicole Shine
Number one, Blofeld is not happy.
00:38:56
Conor
No.
00:38:56
Nicole Shine
Because Bond's still alive and they don't have the lector.
00:38:57
Conor
I'm still alive.
00:39:00
Nicole Shine
And he promised it to the Soviets. And they always keep their promises.
00:39:05
Conor
Yes.
00:39:06
Nicole Shine
Except for when they don't. Because they suck. um So they're both. Number five and number three are both. They're both shaking. what's his plan? oh it was her. They didn't follow my plan. It was her guy. and Going back and forth.
00:39:21
Nicole Shine
And Blofield pushes a button. And this guy comes in. And he clicks his heel. And he has like a poison blade in his heel.
00:39:29
Conor
And you think he's going to be killing three, you know, the girl.
00:39:29
Nicole Shine
And they're like.
00:39:33
Nicole Shine
Yeah. and She's sweating.
00:39:35
Conor
Yeah, she is Man.
00:39:38
Nicole Shine
And he's like, I don't accept failure. And he dabs number five and he dies in 12 seconds. He's like, 12 seconds.
00:39:49
Nicole Shine
We must come up with a faster venom or whatever.
00:39:52
Conor
Five couldn't believe it. He was just staring him cold in the face.
00:39:54
Nicole Shine
know.
00:39:55
Conor
yeah shit.
00:39:58
Nicole Shine
So he gone.
00:39:59
Conor
Here you
00:39:59
Nicole Shine
And She got one more chance to fucking do what she's supposed to do.
00:40:05
Conor
go.
00:40:06
Nicole Shine
So, um, Tatiana and Bond escaped on this boat and they have all these barrels of fuel. It's funny cause they, the one guy from the boat, they, uh, tie him up and, um, he getting them out in the middle of water and Bond's like, do you swim?
00:40:23
Nicole Shine
And he's like, yeah, he untied He's like pushing them over like, it's a bad day to be you or whatever.
00:40:26
Conor
eliible Yeah, this just isn't your day. Thank you, bitch.
00:40:33
Nicole Shine
And he's like, well, we should get to Venice by tomorrow. And but the what is it? bave They find them on the water.
00:40:40
Conor
Yeah, they end up you know getting in a boat fight with like three or four other boats from Spectre. Yeah.
00:40:49
Nicole Shine
and he's pushing the but the fuel into the water and she's like well why are you giving up we she like with she's so dumb she's like why are you giving up she's like with ah the without the fuel the boat's much lighter we can go faster right so he shoots of course he shoots the fuel and it catches fire and burns them all up and one guy's like ah that's what makes sound you guys are out that was burning
00:41:13
Conor
I told Nikki it sounds like the guy from Dr. No returned. The guy blown up by the fucking and dragon.
00:41:19
Nicole Shine
yeah
00:41:20
Conor
ah it might They might use the same sound clip.
00:41:21
Nicole Shine
That was probably a throwback to that.
00:41:25
Nicole Shine
They probably did. Knowing as cheap as these movies are with their green screen and shit.
00:41:31
Conor
Yeah, that's not a thing.
00:41:34
Nicole Shine
But, um, so they get away. And they get to Venice. And of course. They always. The last assassin always catches up to them. That's another staple of these movies. Like they think they like escaped. And then the last assassin comes and tries to kill him.
00:41:51
Conor
Yeah, they make you believe you're like safe in everything and everything.
00:41:55
Nicole Shine
So they're.
00:41:55
Conor
Yeah.
00:41:56
Nicole Shine
They're in the room. And she. Number three. She comes in dressed as a maid. And she was. First she was trying to get the lector. And then Bond kept coming back into the room.
00:42:09
Nicole Shine
And then the girl comes in and notices her. And she's like quiet or whatever.
00:42:13
Conor
Yeah.
00:42:13
Nicole Shine
And um he goes to turn. Because he has a phone call. He makes a phone call. He gets a phone call.
00:42:21
Conor
He gets phone call, yeah.
00:42:22
Nicole Shine
And ah he goes to turn. And she pulls a gun on him. And she tells the girl. She's like get to get it. Get the case. So she gets the case. And leaves the room.
00:42:35
Nicole Shine
and then she's she was goes. Get ready to shoot Bond. And then the girl comes back and rushes her.
00:42:41
Conor
Makes her drop the gun.
00:42:41
Nicole Shine
Knocks her down.
00:42:42
Conor
Yep.
00:42:44
Nicole Shine
Did she get shot?
00:42:47
Conor
um yeah basically no um she drops the gun and then um bond like goes to go after her and um she ends up clicking her heel and she has that poison blade and she's like you trying to stab bond yeah like kick stab them stuff and bond ends up using chair to kind of pin her against the wall and then um
00:42:49
Nicole Shine
Yeah. Basically.
00:43:04
Nicole Shine
Yeah, she was going to stab him with him.
00:43:15
Conor
What's her name? She ends up kind of recovering after being thrown to the ground. She grabs the gun that she dropped and ends up shooting number three.
00:43:27
Nicole Shine
okay and then he says what oh she gets she got her kicks or whatever i'm like okay it's funny too the way she died it's like so dumb like she just like uh uh
00:43:32
Conor
Yeah.
00:43:39
Conor
It was so bad. You could tell like that might've been the actress's first time ever faking a death.
00:43:43
Nicole Shine
yeah
00:43:47
Nicole Shine
it took her so long to die to oh and and so she did
00:43:48
Conor
Right?
00:43:54
Nicole Shine
So we're back on a boat. Oh, we're in Venice, so we're on a boat.
00:43:58
Conor
Yeah.
00:43:59
Nicole Shine
And, you know, we always end this movie with Bond and the girl. And I forgot what she said something. He did it.
00:44:07
Conor
She says they go underneath a bridge and There's tourists there that are filming and she's like, she's like, James behave, we're being filmed.
00:44:14
Nicole Shine
Oh, stop it.
00:44:17
Nicole Shine
And he's like, you do and then he pulls out the film of them the first time they had sex. And he's like, oh, looking at it like, ooh. And she's like, what are you looking And he's like, I'll show you. And like they cut to them kissing.
00:44:31
Conor
Pan to the sky while they start making out.
00:44:31
Nicole Shine
And then he just throws the film in the water. and the end
00:44:36
Conor
He does this weird little hand like gesture.
00:44:37
Nicole Shine
ah know. I know.
00:44:39
Conor
Like he's a dancer and th throws it in the water.
00:44:42
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:44:42
Conor
All seven seconds of it. sister one thing yeah
00:44:46
Nicole Shine
And James Bond will return Goldfinger. Finger!
00:44:50
Conor
your whole thing The best intro song ever.
00:44:54
Nicole Shine
Yeah, which will be the next one we do.
00:44:56
Conor
Oh yeah, totally.
00:44:56
Nicole Shine
for the um so that's it.
00:45:00
Conor
That's basically it, yeah.
00:45:01
Nicole Shine
from was a good one. really like that one. A lot of people
00:45:03
Conor
That was a good one. I really like that one. a lot of people love... Goldfinger, but this one kind of hits more for me personally.
00:45:12
Nicole Shine
love the Golden Thunder, more for me. the Sean Connery ones, yeah.
00:45:14
Conor
Yeah.
00:45:15
Nicole Shine
like Thunderball, too, because it's just so outrageous. That Underwater, we'll get there, but that Underwater shark fight.
00:45:23
Nicole Shine
that's super slow motion underwater shark fight dude
00:45:26
Conor
Yeah. Thunderball used to be my favorite. Yeah, for sure.
00:45:29
Nicole Shine
i just i don't like diamonds are forever but i hate the girl in there like you hate you hate the girl in um view to a kill i cannot stand the girl in diamonds are forever dude
00:45:34
Conor
Oh, plenty of tool. Yeah.
00:45:41
Conor
Yeah, there are some really bad girls, like femme fatale chicks or whatever, in a lot the Bond films that you just, you kind of wish they were the ones that got killed, which sounds horrible.
00:45:54
Nicole Shine
I feel it sounds horrible.
00:45:57
Nicole Shine
Anyway, so, favorite character.
00:45:58
Conor
Yeah.
00:46:01
Conor
Favorite character. um
00:46:06
Conor
I kind of liked, I mean, you could easily say Bond, but um I kind of like the the guy that had all the sons.
00:46:10
Nicole Shine
a
00:46:16
Conor
Bay.
00:46:16
Nicole Shine
Yeah, I was going to say him too, babe.
00:46:18
Conor
Yeah.
00:46:19
Nicole Shine
Because, I mean, of course you like Bond, but if we go on...
00:46:21
Conor
Yeah. That's a cop out to say Bond. Yeah.
00:46:24
Nicole Shine
Yeah, if we're going non-Bond, I would have to say Karim Bey, who's basically just Bond.
00:46:28
Conor
Yeah.
00:46:29
Nicole Shine
But he has some good lines.
00:46:31
Conor
Yeah.
00:46:32
Nicole Shine
And he was kind of cool. The
00:46:34
Conor
Yeah, he was.
00:46:37
Nicole Shine
least favorite.
00:46:41
Conor
I would say number three. Like, she was a good villain, but oh my god.
00:46:45
Nicole Shine
a
00:46:47
Conor
I was happy when she died.
00:46:48
Nicole Shine
Yeah, she was annoying. um and yeah
00:46:56
Conor
was
00:46:56
Nicole Shine
Yeah, probably her. Yeah, probably her. she was She was annoyed. I'm trying to think of was anybody I disliked more than her. and i don't like Even pretty
00:47:06
Conor
Yeah.
00:47:08
Nicole Shine
not grant he was pretty good
00:47:11
Conor
He was really good. I liked him as a villain for sure.
00:47:14
Nicole Shine
The girl in this one wasn't that annoying.
00:47:17
Conor
Yeah.
00:47:17
Nicole Shine
so yeah, I probably have to say her.
00:47:20
Conor
It's funny because there are a lot of people in this film but like you only kind of follow four main people. Four or five main people. Yeah. So.
00:47:29
Nicole Shine
So does it hold up?
00:47:32
Conor
Yeah. I mean I think I'm a little biased but you know I think it does.
00:47:38
Nicole Shine
Yeah, like we always say these movies are a product of their time.
00:47:41
Conor
Yeah.
00:47:42
Nicole Shine
ah So you can't look at them with a...
00:47:45
Conor
Today mindset.
00:47:45
Nicole Shine
If you're looking at them...
00:47:46
Conor
Yeah.
00:47:47
Nicole Shine
Yeah, if you're looking at them with 2026 lens, then you'd be like, no. But if you're looking at them... If you're remembering that this movie was made in 1963, when my mom was one years old...
00:48:02
Nicole Shine
It's like, okay, yeah, okay.
00:48:04
Conor
it's pretty amazing action packed and you know, good story.
00:48:04
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:48:07
Nicole Shine
Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:09
Conor
So yeah, memorable villains.
00:48:10
Nicole Shine
ah Where...
00:48:12
Conor
What?
00:48:12
Nicole Shine
Where would this fall on your like Bond ranking?
00:48:17
Conor
Oh God. Good question.
00:48:18
Nicole Shine
Oh god. question. I think did ranking
00:48:20
Conor
Um, uh, I think I did ranking like by bond, you know, for each bond, I haven't done the, you know, all bonds ranking them all.
00:48:33
Conor
Um, but,
00:48:34
Nicole Shine
And you're Sean Connery's.
00:48:35
Conor
In my Sean Connery's, I think this might be either...
00:48:36
Nicole Shine
think that's my B.I. that are three.
00:48:40
Conor
It's top three. um It might be... It's either one or two. I go back and forth.
00:48:47
Nicole Shine
Yeah, this one might be three.
00:48:54
Conor
Yeah. Your number one's Dr. No, right? Yeah.
00:48:57
Nicole Shine
Yeah, Doctor No.
00:49:00
Conor
Goldfinger?
00:49:01
Nicole Shine
no i probably put Thunderball.
00:49:01
Conor
No? Okay, yeah.
00:49:05
Nicole Shine
And then... Maybe this one, three.
00:49:08
Conor
Okay.
00:49:08
Nicole Shine
I probably put Goldfinger four. i know a lot of people have Goldfinger as their number one.
00:49:13
Conor
Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:14
Nicole Shine
It's good film.
00:49:16
Conor
It's a good film, but it just didn't. Yeah.
00:49:19
Nicole Shine
Only because, like...
00:49:23
Nicole Shine
I guess he was a better villain than Goldfinger than in this movie.
00:49:25
Conor
Who?
00:49:29
Nicole Shine
Um...
00:49:30
Conor
Grant.
00:49:32
Nicole Shine
No, Goldfinger.
00:49:33
Conor
Oh, yeah.
00:49:34
Nicole Shine
um If we're going by villains, Goldfinger is probably, number out of my country, probably the number one villain.
00:49:36
Conor
Yeah.
00:49:41
Conor
Yeah.
00:49:41
Nicole Shine
It's just his plan was kind of dumb.
00:49:46
Nicole Shine
His plan was kind of dumb, and by Pussy Galore's name being Pussy Galore, I just couldn't. I just couldn't. Like, I know i know these girls have dumb you know dumb names, but I'm like, that one was just too...
00:49:53
Conor
Like... Like...
00:49:59
Conor
Yeah, I felt like they were just, you know way too on the nose. It's like, all right, come on
00:50:03
Nicole Shine
Oh, okay.
00:50:04
Conor
Come on, guys.
00:50:06
Nicole Shine
And the fact that he basically, like, forces himself on her.
00:50:09
Conor
Yeah, that first...
00:50:10
Nicole Shine
Like, we not gonna talk over the fact that he forces himself on that
00:50:10
Conor
No, no, okay.
00:50:15
Conor
Yeah, that that's kind of rape by today's standards.
00:50:18
Nicole Shine
And, um, my least favorite one is, you know which one.
00:50:19
Conor
Yeah.
00:50:23
Nicole Shine
You only, what it? You only died, lived once.
00:50:25
Conor
You only, um yeah. No, wait, you only live twice. Yeah.
00:50:30
Nicole Shine
You only live twice. or yeah That's my least favorite, Connery.
00:50:32
Conor
Yeah.
00:50:33
Nicole Shine
Just because Yellowface.
00:50:36
Conor
It's so bad.
00:50:36
Nicole Shine
I feel like Yellowcase is bad even in those days. That
00:50:41
Conor
That one was rough.
00:50:43
Nicole Shine
one is so rough.
00:50:43
Conor
Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:45
Nicole Shine
And that fucking guy. The American guy. That's always in there.
00:50:49
Conor
Oh, yeah. um The cop.
00:50:52
Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah.
00:50:54
Conor
Oh, I forgot.
00:50:54
Nicole Shine
Ooh, that one. That one is rough. Ooh, that one's rough.
00:50:57
Conor
Yeah. Yeah. we'll We'll get there and that'll be an interesting
00:51:00
Nicole Shine
well well get We'll get there.
00:51:02
Conor
Yeah, that'll be an interesting one.
00:51:03
Nicole Shine
um
00:51:06
Nicole Shine
Alright. So that is it.
00:51:07
Conor
Cool.
00:51:08
Nicole Shine
A little short one this week. um We'll see you guys next week. but Oh well. We'll see you guys probably Wednesday. With our music.
00:51:18
Conor
Yeah.
00:51:20
Nicole Shine
um
00:51:20
Conor
For our second one. Yeah.
00:51:21
Nicole Shine
um Our album one. And then our next movie one next weekend.
00:51:25
Conor
Yeah.
00:51:26
Nicole Shine
all Alright. See you guys later.
00:51:28
Conor
ya. Bye.