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Introduction to James Bond Series
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Nicole Shine
Hello.
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Conor Shine
Hello. We're back.
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Nicole Shine
We're back.
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Conor Shine
Hello. Say we you we'll be back next week.
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Nicole Shine
See, we told you guys we'd be back next week.
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Conor Shine
I bet you thought we wouldn't.
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Nicole Shine
with We didn't fit.
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Conor Shine
We didn't.
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Nicole Shine
So this week we are doing Dr.
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Conor Shine
So this week we are doing Dr.
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Nicole Shine
No.
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Conor Shine
No.
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Nicole Shine
We're starting our James Bond series.
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Conor Shine
We found our James Bond series. Connor is a huge James Bond fan.
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Nicole Shine
Connor is a huge James Bond fan. Yeah. have a question started?
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Conor Shine
Yeah, yeah. Did you um question before we start? Did you, you probably knew James Bond before me, but did you like what, I guess what I'm trying to get out of this, what all did you know?
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Conor Shine
Have you seen any movies or you just knew?
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Nicole Shine
probably knew you could talk to me, but did you, like, guess I'm to get a lot of things, you know, in any movies?
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Conor Shine
Okay. Yeah. The old card. Gotcha. Cool.
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Nicole Shine
I've seen some of them. haven't had Casino Royale, think, in Quantum of Solace that had on But far like, older ones, no, hadn't watched any Okay.
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Conor Shine
having
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Nicole Shine
The old
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Conor Shine
okay yeah the old card got you cool
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Nicole Shine
Cool. Yeah. I think pretty much everybody's seen at least one or two, i just from being on cable or TV or whatever.
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Conor Shine
I think pretty much I've probably seen at least one or two, like just from being on a TV or whatever.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
Setup and Initial Scenes of 'Dr. No'
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Conor Shine
Yeah.
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Conor Shine
You're just bound to run into them no matter how hard you like, I guess, not like you're trying to avoid them, but there's just certain things that you can't avoid because they're everywhere, you know?
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Nicole Shine
Yeah. yeah
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Conor Shine
Yeah. So this is the first point, Dr.
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Nicole Shine
So this is the first one, Dr. No, 1962.
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Conor Shine
No.
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Conor Shine
1962.
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Nicole Shine
It's not the first book.
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Conor Shine
It's not the first book.
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Nicole Shine
These are based on the Ian Fleming books.
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Conor Shine
These are based on the Ian Fernando.
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Nicole Shine
But it's it's like the sixth book, but it's the first movie.
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Conor Shine
But it's like the sixth book, but it's the first movie. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
So they just kind of started in the middle, I guess.
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Conor Shine
So they just kind of started a little.
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Nicole Shine
um
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Conor Shine
I think there was some like legal stuff going on, so that's why they had to do that. Yeah, yeah, we won't go into too much detail because that could be its own podcast.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Conor Shine
I'll try to hold out on my nerd.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Conor Shine
And kind of probably saved the lead on it because he's much more the jammed out of him.
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Nicole Shine
It kind of will probably take the lead on these because he's much more the James Bond aficionado than I am. So we kind of started watching these.
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Conor Shine
So we kind of started watching it.
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Nicole Shine
Like I got him for, was it Christmas?
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Conor Shine
Like, I got him for Christmas. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
Or your birthday? I got them like the whole array of all the ones, all the movies.
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Conor Shine
I got him, like, the whole movie, the movie.
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Nicole Shine
And we kind of just went to the room and watched them.
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Conor Shine
And we kind of just went through them and watched them.
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Nicole Shine
And they're pretty funny.
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Conor Shine
They're pretty funny.
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Nicole Shine
I will say, if you go and watch all these, you have to remember that they were in this, of the time they were made.
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Conor Shine
I will say, if you go and watch all these, you have to remember that they're of the time. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
You can't go, you can't go with a 2026 lens and be like, oh, this 1962 movie, because there's a lot of stuff that is, yeah.
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Conor Shine
They are very much a product of the time. You can't go with the 2026 lens and be like, oh, this is movie because there's a lot of stuff
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Nicole Shine
yeah
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Conor Shine
You'll be pissed off within five minutes of Dr. No. I mean, yeah. Especially when you get to some of these.
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Nicole Shine
Especially when you get some of these, it's a lot
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Conor Shine
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Womanizer, Sean Connery, or Bond back in that day. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
lot. just with the the yellow face and the blaxploitation of it all.
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Conor Shine
Just the yellow face, the exploitation of it all.
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Nicole Shine
we'll We'll get there eventually, but we'll get to those eventually.
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Conor Shine
We'll get to those eventually, but I'm out, and get kind of bad.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, some of them get kind of bad.
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Conor Shine
Oh, God. Wait till we do live and let die. Roger Moore's Bond. Ooh. Yeah. But yeah.
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Nicole Shine
So anyway, Dr.
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Conor Shine
Dr.
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Nicole Shine
No.
Pacing and Classic Bond Elements
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Conor Shine
No.
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Nicole Shine
1962, director Terrence Young, of course, starring the GOAT, Sean Connery, um Ursula Andress, Joseph Wiseman, Jack Lord, Anthony Dawson, and John Kitzmiller.
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Conor Shine
1962, director mor one of course, starring The Goal, Sean Connery. Ursula Andrews, Joseph Wiseman, Jack Moore, Anthony Dawson, John Kipsner.
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Conor Shine
I hope I said that right.
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Nicole Shine
I hope I said that right.
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Conor Shine
Yeah, I think you did. I don't even know if I could say right. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
All right, so we get started.
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Conor Shine
All right. give
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Nicole Shine
This one doesn't have the, like,
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Conor Shine
the kind of like
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Nicole Shine
This is before they started doing the like lounge singer Bond song openings or whatever.
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Conor Shine
Yeah,
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Conor Shine
yeah I'm glad you mentioned that. Like they didn't have the formula set. Like as everyone knows nowadays, like it starts off with, you know, a scene that kind of sets up the main story or at least is related to
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Conor Shine
and then it um And then it goes into like the theme song and what have you. No, this one just goes right into it. Yeah, we don't get, don't get yeah you know.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, we don't get a banger at this time. We don't get, no You know, here's go.
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Conor Shine
Oh, yeah. And we go and, weirdly, you're like, why are you read one of my
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Nicole Shine
yeah Or no thunderballs or no, no.
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Conor Shine
oh yeah
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Nicole Shine
So it's just basically just opens with the Bond theme.
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Conor Shine
i said
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Nicole Shine
And we we go into, weirdly, you're going to be like, why are they playing three blind mice?
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Conor Shine
leave
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Nicole Shine
And like. It's weird. Yeah.
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Conor Shine
it's weird yeah because that was part of the movie but i guess they felt like they had to yeah go with the song um we get that
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
So it starts three blind mice, and we cut into three, what we think are three blind men walking along um the street.
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Conor Shine
ah i um
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Nicole Shine
And we um we get that intercut with these guys playing cards, English guys.
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Conor Shine
get that
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Nicole Shine
We're in Jamaica. um And the one guy is like, he leaves.
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Conor Shine
He leaves, he gets a call every day, so he can move to the car and be going back his ass.
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Nicole Shine
you He says he gets a call every time around that day. So he goes to get to his car and the three blind mice cap his head
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Conor Shine
Man, they fucking cap his ass. And it was right after he put money in that cup, too.
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Nicole Shine
ass.
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Conor Shine
That was shitty.
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Nicole Shine
So he gets capped and then we cut to his office and his like secretary whatever is trying to call out, you know, to the main headquarters and she gets capped.
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Conor Shine
So he gives caps, and then cuts in his office, and his secretary or whatever is trying to call out. know to the main headquarters she is yeah they're really cool um so after we was capping
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Nicole Shine
They cap her ass. They don't care. Three blind mice cool, man.
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Conor Shine
yeah they're really cold
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Nicole Shine
um So after those cappings, we cut.
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Conor Shine
and was acting
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Nicole Shine
And they pull out a file.
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Conor Shine
they that
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Nicole Shine
And on the file, it says, doctor, no.
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Nicole Shine
And
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Conor Shine
And that's hilarious because this is back when they like clearly distinctually
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Nicole Shine
that's weird
Espionage and Action in Jamaica
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Nicole Shine
when they clearly distinctly pointed stuff out.
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Conor Shine
pointed stuff out that you have to pay attention to.
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Conor Shine
Like it's in bright bold letters. Dr. No. Crab Key. You want to remember this.
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Nicole Shine
So we cut to or England.
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Conor Shine
we got to our Indian and are we in?
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Nicole Shine
and It's England, right?
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Conor Shine
Yeah. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Conor Shine
So we got set.
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Nicole Shine
He's in his own base.
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Conor Shine
so
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Nicole Shine
So we got to Card Table Casino.
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Conor Shine
got said Card Table Casino, and we see our manager first time, JB.
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Nicole Shine
And we see our man for the first time, JB,
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Conor Shine
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
playing cards.
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Conor Shine
Playing cards, and he's being JB, having his shake not stir martini, and the whole thing, the cigarette.
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Nicole Shine
And he's being JB, having his shake and not serve martini and the whole thing, the cigarette. Oh, the whole swag is there.
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Conor Shine
the whole swag is there, ragdoll.
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Nicole Shine
flagged out. um And he's kind of flirting.
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Conor Shine
And he's kind of flirting.
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Nicole Shine
It's kind of funny because he's playing cards.
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Conor Shine
It's kind of funny because he's playing cards the whole table people.
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Nicole Shine
It's a whole table of people. But him and this lady, Miss Trench, are like going back and forth with each other.
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Conor Shine
A him and his lady, Ms. Trencher, has gone back and forth with each other. and like eye each other and flirty and also kind of like if i was playing single i'd be like excuse me can you are you gonna bet you're gonna fold are you gonna say like we're enjoying the show but um are we gonna play
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Nicole Shine
And I fucking each other and flirted. And also, Connor, I was like, I was playing table, playing cards at the table, I'd be excuse me, can you... Are you going to bet?
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Nicole Shine
Are you going fold? Are you going to say? Like, the fucking two are eye-fucking each other. Like, we're enjoying the show, but... um You in or you anyway, forget.
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Conor Shine
they know yeah are we gonna fuck a play
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Nicole Shine
the lead.
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Nicole Shine
so anyway i forget you take the leah if This part is not that important.
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Conor Shine
So anyway, I forget you take the lead. It's just part of my benefit.
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Nicole Shine
And they just kind of flirt. And he has to leave.
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Conor Shine
It just kind of, it yeah, just kind of introduces him.
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Nicole Shine
and
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Conor Shine
um Like before they go to the casino um and kind of talk to Bond and let him know what's going before they kind of show in England where it's their communication center and their,
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Nicole Shine
them.
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Nicole Shine
it's their communications that are there. They're like,
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Conor Shine
they're like wondering what the heck is going on our person in jamaica hasn't contacted us and so they run out of the chain to mi6 um and they basically say well let's get let's get james bond on this have him report to uh headquarters because we want to send him in and so that's where it goes into the casino and he combined
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Nicole Shine
so they run it and they basically say, well, let's get James Bond on the attack in the port to headquarters because we want to send him in.
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Nicole Shine
So that's where it goes into just, you know. Yeah, because Bond is the best.
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Conor Shine
Yeah, totally.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah. isn
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Conor Shine
I mean, come on. if i
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Nicole Shine
Yes, right.
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Conor Shine
For real. And it's funny too.
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Nicole Shine
I mean.
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Conor Shine
He, um, like after they do that, I fuck session at the table, uh, they fucking leave and she follows him.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah. Yeah.
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Conor Shine
Like, he's like, I don't give shit.
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Nicole Shine
yeah
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Conor Shine
And she jumps right up. She's like, Oh, it's a shame. You gotta go. So he clearly has her tagged and you can see in his smirk, um, that he basically cashes out and he pulls out a card. And he's like, here's my number.
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Conor Shine
And it just fucking leaves. I'm like, you have that shit on deck? That's right.
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Nicole Shine
That's right. I mean, you never know.
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Conor Shine
I mean, you never know.
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Nicole Shine
You gotta to go.
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Conor Shine
I guess.
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Nicole Shine
But it's funny because I always wonder, I mean, we'll see them and in other movies, but i always wonder about the other
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Conor Shine
That's funny, because I always wonder. I mean, Luke Newman and other movies, but I always wonder about the other.
Adventures on Crab Key
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Nicole Shine
doubles.
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Nicole Shine
Like, they always go to...
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Conor Shine
But they always go to mind. Like, are there other movies can be eventually?
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Nicole Shine
Like, are the other doubles having all these sexy adventures too?
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Conor Shine
No. Like, if you, like, really pay attention to a lot of the other movies, like, I feel like
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Nicole Shine
I feel like
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Conor Shine
The other 00s are cursed. Like, seriously. Especially 006.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, that's true. That's That is true.
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Conor Shine
That's true. and They either die or they become the bad guy. Goldeneye shout out.
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Nicole Shine
Okay, so back to this one. I told you, Conor, he won't be a he won't be able to help himself.
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Conor Shine
You know. Okay. I know.
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Nicole Shine
I'm sorry, people.
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Conor Shine
I'm biting my tongue so much. Not, like, going... And then this.
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Nicole Shine
He gets excited.
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Conor Shine
Okay, so...
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Nicole Shine
All right, so he goes to his home office.
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Conor Shine
That's actually supposed be like the very first cue.
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Nicole Shine
He flirts with the secretary, who's Miss Moneypenny.
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Nicole Shine
And him and her flirt. Like, there's no HR in my sense.
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Conor Shine
and
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Conor Shine
there's no any charge
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Nicole Shine
Them two. He be grabbing her ass and shit. Like, there's no. And then she's all like, well, Bob, when you going to take me?
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Conor Shine
she's gone when i oh well you gotta take you like think
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Nicole Shine
Like, they, those two. But anyway, so he goes and he meets with him.
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Conor Shine
but anyway real meets with endling
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Nicole Shine
And who's the other guy?
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Conor Shine
other um that
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Nicole Shine
Is it Q?
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Conor Shine
that's actually supposed to be qe like the very first cue
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Nicole Shine
Oh. Oh, okay. And he meets with them and they tell him about the mission.
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Conor Shine
And he meets with them and they talk about commissions.
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Nicole Shine
Basically everything we do to guys.
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Conor Shine
Basically everything we just told you guys. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Conor Shine
And he gets his iconic Walther PBK and it's kind of like a shout out to like the books because in the books he actually does like shoot a Behringer think for a time.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Conor Shine
I forget. i haven't read all the books but that's kind of like a geek part you know for people who are at the books. But yeah. He gets a briefing on everything and He's like, oh, you got three hours.
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Nicole Shine
He's like, oh, you've got three hours.
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Conor Shine
Get going. You know, I want to find out what happened. So in this three hours.
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Nicole Shine
going. his
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Nicole Shine
He goes back to pack.
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Conor Shine
That's enough time.
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Conor Shine
okay
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Nicole Shine
And this is Trench is in his room wearing, yeah, just wearing one of his shirts and nothing else, playing golf.
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Conor Shine
And Mr. French is in his room. From the casino. Yeah, just wearing one-A shirt for helping out playing golf.
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Nicole Shine
And they they get it in because he's like, I got enough time.
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Conor Shine
And then he's like, I got enough time.
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Nicole Shine
And I have a joke about these movies.
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Conor Shine
And I have a joke about this. So a lot of times, like half the times, mom will have sex with the girl until he'll end up trying to kill him at work.
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Nicole Shine
So A lot of times, like half the times, Bond will have sex with a girl and she'll end up trying to kill him after work.
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Conor Shine
Yeah. So my my theory is that he's like.
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Nicole Shine
So my my theory is that he's like really bad in bed.
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Conor Shine
That's why they're kind got time, so he's like a one minute man or something.
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Nicole Shine
Because...
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Nicole Shine
Because he's always like, I got a time. So he's like he's like a one-minute man or something.
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Nicole Shine
I don't know what's going on, but yeah, he's not that good. ah But anyways, so he had time to...
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Conor Shine
I don't know what's going on, but yeah, not that good.
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Conor Shine
But anyway, so had time.
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Nicole Shine
screw and get to the airport.
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Conor Shine
Screw and get to the airport.
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Nicole Shine
But, um,
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Conor Shine
Seven minutes. He's got his hour and 53 more minutes to wait.
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Nicole Shine
the 007 is a time.
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Conor Shine
And this is real smooth. Because the guy in the car comes and picks him up.
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Nicole Shine
So, he lands in Jamaica.
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Conor Shine
And he's like, don't know how to make a phone call real quick.
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Nicole Shine
Cut to him, landing in Jamaica. And this is real smooth because the guy, a car a car comes and picks him up and he's like, oh, hold on, I gotta make a phone call real quick.
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Conor Shine
yeah the guy um and if i and i make a phone bar
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Nicole Shine
So he calls the office, right?
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Conor Shine
But he calls the office, right?
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Nicole Shine
The office, the guys, is it the office or English office?
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Conor Shine
The office, the guys. Is it the Jamaican office or the English office?
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Nicole Shine
I can't remember.
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Conor Shine
I think it's like the Jamaican office, but it's kind of like an embassy for like England, but there, you know, just to call the check things.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah.
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Nicole Shine
So he calls them and he's like, did you send a car for
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Conor Shine
So he calls them and he's like, did you turn the car for
Dr. No's Plans and Bond's Tactics
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Nicole Shine
me?
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Conor Shine
me?
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Nicole Shine
And they're like, no. So instead of him ah taking the car, he takes the car, but he already knows that, you know, this is probably, you know, the bad guys.
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Conor Shine
And you're like, no.
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Conor Shine
So he's not taking the car. He takes the car. He already knows that, you there's probably, you know, that guy. So he's like, OK, I'll get information.
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Nicole Shine
So he he's like, OK, I'll get information.
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Nicole Shine
So he plays along.
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Conor Shine
So he plays the long.
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Nicole Shine
And he's like, well, I'm not in a hurry, which that should have tipped the driver off.
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Conor Shine
And he's like, well, I'm not in hurry.
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Conor Shine
Which that should have took the driver off.
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Nicole Shine
Because who gets in a car and is like, I'm not in a hurry?
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Conor Shine
Because who's going to get the driver off?
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Nicole Shine
Just drive around.
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Conor Shine
Let's go for a ride, baby.
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Nicole Shine
with I want to see the site.
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Conor Shine
I want to see the site.
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Nicole Shine
So they drive around.
00:13:22
Conor Shine
So drive around.
00:13:24
Nicole Shine
And the guy's like speeding off us.
00:13:24
Conor Shine
And the guy's like, hey, I told you I wasn't in a hurry.
00:13:25
Nicole Shine
And Bond is like, hey, I told you I wasn't in a hurry. Why are you rushing?
00:13:28
Conor Shine
Why are you rushing?
00:13:29
Nicole Shine
He's like, I think somebody's behind us, tailing us.
00:13:29
Conor Shine
And he's like, I think somebody's behind us. and
00:13:32
Nicole Shine
And what is you take this lead, babe? Like, they just...
00:13:36
Conor Shine
yeah this was hilarious because like he's tail he's getting tailed right and they go around the corner to where they got like a brief second of the car chasing them not seeing them switch like take a right now and he fucking whips it so hard you would think they'd go flying off the road or he'd go flying out the convertible but it's just fucking hilarious Um, so they basically, um, hide out that car that was chasing them, uh, drives past and he, um, he starts questioning the guy and he basically, no, I'm sorry.
00:14:06
Nicole Shine
He starts questioning the car and he basically, oh, I'm sorry, he notices he's sweating and he feels his gun out of that moment.
00:14:12
Conor Shine
he um, he notices he's sweating and he basically feels his gun on the back of him. And that's when Bond, you know divulges, he's like, yeah, I know what's going on here.
00:14:20
Nicole Shine
He gets him out of the car and before they get in the car, he tries to get it on his side.
00:14:24
Conor Shine
And he gets them out of the car. Um, before they get out of the car, He tries to get a gun from the glove box and of course, Bond just pimp smacks it out of his hand.
00:14:36
Conor Shine
And they get out of the car and he has one last attempt to try to, like, I guess take down Bond and bomb Bond just grabs his foot and like flips him in the air.
00:14:47
Conor Shine
And it's a real slow, right?
00:14:48
Nicole Shine
Oh, that was pretty funny.
00:14:51
Conor Shine
It's like a real slow fight. Yeah, it's like lot of these times,
00:14:55
Nicole Shine
Yeah, it's like a lot of these fights in these older ones are like so slow motion.
00:14:58
Conor Shine
ones are like doubles
00:15:02
Nicole Shine
It's hilarious.
00:15:04
Conor Shine
again it's kind like you know product at the time like you said know like nowadays everything's so fast-paced obviously but yeah this was like what 67 so yeah i guess 62 shit yeah
00:15:13
Nicole Shine
No, 62. 62? Yeah. Yeah, so they've know sixty two
00:15:18
Conor Shine
sixty two shit
00:15:19
Nicole Shine
yeah
00:15:20
Conor Shine
so you right
00:15:21
Nicole Shine
you so they They fight, and then the guy, instead giving information, and he goes to, like, he's going to grab a cigarette right like he's about to tell him.
00:15:22
Conor Shine
right i because that grab a cigarette like he's all the time and he buys the cigarette and he's like what did he say like you know yeah to hell with you and he fucking dies yeah so yeah it was a little bit action and then go ahead no was gonna say they he basically puts him in the car in the back seat and he gets in the front and he drives to um
00:15:30
Nicole Shine
And then he bites the cigarette, and is ary and i pull it's poison cigarette. So he's she's like, what does it say? Like, you'll screw you, or I forget what he says.
00:15:41
Nicole Shine
hell with you. And then dies. So, it's a little bit of action. and then Bond gets, go ahead.
00:15:55
Nicole Shine
Oh, yeah. One-liners.
00:15:57
Conor Shine
the where he's supposed to go like Jamaica's
00:15:58
Nicole Shine
Yeah,
00:16:02
Conor Shine
ah England kind of home base or whatever and he gets out the car and this is the first of many throughout the films the trademark where he basically yeah the one-liners where he tells the guy the valet he's like he's like don't let him run off I'm like come on man the guy and he didn't even close the guy's eyes he's dead sitting in the back
00:16:19
Nicole Shine
It is a little bit of a
00:16:28
Nicole Shine
ah He checks into his room.
00:16:28
Conor Shine
He's in his room.
00:16:31
Nicole Shine
And ah again, Sean Connery is the GOAT.
00:16:31
Conor Shine
And again, we're going to get to it at the end, but he's my favorite kind.
00:16:34
Nicole Shine
We're going to get to it at the end, but he's my favorite Bond. But he there's so many scenes in these in some of these movies where it's just him doing like, they could have cut some of the runtime out of some of these movies because it's him like checking his room.
00:16:39
Conor Shine
But there's so many scenes in some of these movies where it's just kind of going like, they could have cut. That was a real time out of some of these movies because of him like, checking the screen.
00:16:52
Nicole Shine
He checking the lights, checking the closet.
00:16:52
Conor Shine
He's checking the screen. He's checking the screen. He's checking the screen.
00:16:55
Nicole Shine
He's checking it. he likes
00:16:59
Conor Shine
Yeah. We'll get to one scene later.
00:16:59
Nicole Shine
We'll get to one scene later that's so unnecessarily long for no reason, but we'll get there.
00:17:01
Conor Shine
That's not going to take me long for any reason, but we'll get there.
00:17:04
Nicole Shine
But so he he kind of like puts up these little fail-safes to see if people have been in his room.
00:17:04
Conor Shine
Right. But he kind of puts up these little fail states to see if people have been working with these types of plucks out of the hair.
00:17:09
Nicole Shine
He's plucked out of her hair, and he puts it on the closet.
00:17:11
Conor Shine
He puts it on the closet. Talcum powder on his latches on his suitcase.
00:17:17
Nicole Shine
Yeah, it's just showing him like, it's showing his his process.
00:17:17
Conor Shine
Yeah. It's just showing him being a detective. and Yeah.
00:17:21
Nicole Shine
It's showing his process of how he
00:17:22
Conor Shine
Yeah. Right. His process of how
Humor and Peril in Bond's Journey
00:17:25
Conor Shine
he protects his room or whatever.
00:17:25
Nicole Shine
protects his room or whatever.
00:17:27
Conor Shine
That's right. but
00:17:28
Nicole Shine
But um so next he goes and what after that?
00:17:29
Conor Shine
So next he goes what after that, he goes and meets up with the the guy that, strange ways, the guy that got killed with tough...
00:17:33
Nicole Shine
He goes and meets up with the guy that, Strangeways, strange ways the guy who got killed, will talk um his buddy.
00:17:42
Conor Shine
His buddies who he was having cards with like before he got you know got by the three blind mice.
00:17:44
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:17:52
Nicole Shine
And they were they were saying he was investigating. He was in the geology, and he's investigating like rocks and and all this kind of stuff. And then Bond sees a picture of Strange Wages with Quarrel, who's a native, um in a receipt for his boat or whatever.
00:17:52
Conor Shine
And they were they were saying he was investigating some the geology and he was investigating like rocks and all this kind of stuff.
00:17:59
Conor Shine
and then Bond sees a picture of Strangely Explained Coral, who's a in a receipt for his boat or whatever. whatever
00:18:09
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:18:10
Conor Shine
Yeah, yeah. um he Is that back when he goes and checks out the apartment, or is that when he's still talking to them? I thought it was the officer who was talking to him.
00:18:19
Nicole Shine
I thought it was the office where he was talking to them.
00:18:21
Conor Shine
Was he talking to him in the office or not?
00:18:22
Nicole Shine
Wasn't he talking to them in the office or whatever?
00:18:25
Conor Shine
He was like sitting down meeting with him or whatever.
00:18:25
Nicole Shine
He was like...
00:18:28
Conor Shine
And he noticed like one of the guys was like, oh yeah, his, his ah secretary, she's hot, you know, like showing more of an interest.
00:18:35
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:18:36
Conor Shine
And, and Bond was like, yeah, that didn't sit right with me. But yeah, you're right. He does go and check out strange ways office. And he knows is a receipt those left behind that was, um, that was, signed by
00:18:47
Nicole Shine
Yeah, so he goes to check out Quarrel.
00:18:54
Conor Shine
that that one guy who is all about his secretary. And then he you're right, he did notice a photo, which is of him and this guy, Coral, which is a local boatman guy.
00:19:05
Nicole Shine
well
00:19:08
Conor Shine
And yeah. So yeah.
00:19:10
Nicole Shine
yeah so he goes to check out cor
00:19:10
Conor Shine
And at first, kind of being a big thing.
00:19:12
Nicole Shine
And at first, Quirrell was kind of being evasive. And Quirrell was actually the guy who was tailing him earlier.
00:19:15
Conor Shine
And Coral was actually guy who was failing him earlier. Was it was it he or Leiter?
00:19:20
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:19:23
Conor Shine
So he was being all evasive and suspicious and and that suspicious in that first you're yeah he you know, he's one of the bad guys and what's going on?
00:19:23
Nicole Shine
So he was he's being all evasive and suspicious. And at suspicious and at first, you're like, was he one of the bad guys? or What's going on?
00:19:32
Nicole Shine
He's being evasive. But basically, we find out he was just being careful because he didn't really trust Bond.
00:19:32
Conor Shine
He's being all evasive.
00:19:35
Conor Shine
But basically we find out he was just being careful because he didn't really trust Bond and, you know, like he knows he's probably being watched and all that stuff.
00:19:39
Nicole Shine
And you know like he knows he's probably being watched and all this stuff.
00:19:44
Conor Shine
I mean, you kind of have to if you're a spy. You can't just be like, okay, I trust everyone.
00:19:48
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:19:49
Conor Shine
Like I wouldn't last. I would not last.
00:19:51
Nicole Shine
would not
00:19:53
Conor Shine
You gotta check the sources. you know yeah
00:19:55
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:19:55
Nicole Shine
So Bond is not picking up when he's laying down. So he he doesn't believe him. So he follows him again some more.
00:19:55
Conor Shine
so bon iss not picking up with plan now so he he doesn't believe so he
00:20:01
Conor Shine
and
00:20:02
Nicole Shine
And they kind of get into this fight.
00:20:02
Conor Shine
and they kind of get to this right was a little motion
00:20:05
Nicole Shine
Another slow motion. That's right.
00:20:07
Conor Shine
god and that how could laugh because anyone in this board room fighting
00:20:08
Nicole Shine
And I was laughing because they like in the storeroom fighting in this bar and it's like they feeling all the Red Bull.
00:20:12
Conor Shine
and this bar and it's like they were fillilling out the gra bowl and i' my hey
00:20:15
Nicole Shine
And I'm like, hey, what's the Red Bull?
00:20:18
Conor Shine
bless the room No, it's red stripe.
00:20:20
Nicole Shine
Red Stripe.
00:20:20
Nicole Shine
Red Stripe, Red Bull. I'm sorry. Red Stripe, Red Stripe.
00:20:20
Conor Shine
Yeah.
00:20:24
Conor Shine
He like fucking kicks the one guy and there's a stack full of red stripe boxes and he goes flying through them.
00:20:24
Nicole Shine
I'm
00:20:31
Nicole Shine
like, very Unbound-like to fucking ruin alcohol. okay
00:20:35
Conor Shine
In his defense, he's more of a hard liquor guy, but I get what you're saying.
00:20:39
Nicole Shine
Never said.
00:20:41
Nicole Shine
it's deliver
00:20:41
Conor Shine
It's liquor.
00:20:42
Conor Shine
Hey, hey.
00:20:43
Nicole Shine
So they're fighting, and Lightner comes in This is when Felix comes in.
00:20:43
Conor Shine
So they're fighting in like and lightning comes in. This is where Felix goes and they intervene.
00:20:47
Nicole Shine
He intervenes, and he's like, oh, he's actually you know working working with Strangeways to help you know investigate this island in and all this stuff.
00:21:00
Nicole Shine
Because, because with Strangeways was
00:21:00
Conor Shine
And then they all shake hands. Yeah. Because what Strangeways was doing, like, their radio jamming signals and rockets and all this stuff.
00:21:04
Nicole Shine
doing, like, there was, like, radio jamming signals, the rockets, and all this stuff.
00:21:10
Nicole Shine
So that was what he was originally supposed to do.
00:21:10
Conor Shine
So that was what he was originally supposed to do.
00:21:12
Nicole Shine
But then I guess he stumbled onto something that has to do with, like, this, like, radio activity around the island.
00:21:12
Conor Shine
But then as he stumbled,
00:21:13
Conor Shine
on to something that has to do with like this like radioactivity around the island.
00:21:19
Nicole Shine
he's to check Yeah, kind of think main is,
00:21:19
Conor Shine
So he's trying to check that out. Yeah, it's kind of weird. Like is the, I think the main plot is like Dr. No is trying to um throw out the signals of like missiles or whatever.
00:21:32
Nicole Shine
the
00:21:35
Conor Shine
But yeah, why is the radioactivity in there?
00:21:35
Nicole Shine
no
00:21:39
Conor Shine
Is that part of just,
Danger Escalates on Crab Key
00:21:40
Conor Shine
I don't know. Yeah, that's kind of weird. i know. Yeah. They were going to that.
00:21:41
Nicole Shine
that It was just, I know, it was fit there they were doing too much.
00:21:47
Nicole Shine
But anyway, so he was like, Coral was like, yeah, I was taking him around different islands, and we didn't go to Crab Key.
00:21:49
Conor Shine
Coral was like, you know, they're going to come around different islands. And we didn't go to Crab Key. Crab Key was off limits.
00:21:55
Nicole Shine
Crab Key is off limits.
00:21:56
Nicole Shine
There's a dragon.
00:21:56
Conor Shine
There's a track.
00:21:58
Conor Shine
ah And Bonnie's kind of like, what?
00:22:00
Nicole Shine
Bon's kind like, what? And he's like, yeah. if Lightner is like, yeah, the the natives believe it was a dragon.
00:22:03
Conor Shine
And he's like, yeah. And I remember this idea that I made this thing.
00:22:06
Nicole Shine
probably This probably started by Dr.
00:22:06
Conor Shine
This probably started by Dr.
00:22:07
Nicole Shine
No keep people away or whatever.
00:22:08
Conor Shine
Lo, he was away around. know.
00:22:11
Nicole Shine
um
00:22:11
Conor Shine
And the is,
00:22:11
Nicole Shine
So later on, they're having drinks at this bar. And it's funny because the people in this bar are getting dead.
00:22:20
Nicole Shine
I mean, the band is OK, but they ain't that good. I would be hyped up if I was in this band because they, and especially that one guy was getting dead.
00:22:24
Conor Shine
i the it because they especially at one five yeah ah know and the funny thing is it's not a white dude like normally it's the white dude that's really going crazy this guy he's got the the spirit in them.
00:22:41
Nicole Shine
You would if i you wouldve thought it was like Prince Michael Jackson, Madonna, the Rolling Stones, all in one the way that guy was getting down.
00:22:42
Conor Shine
You would have thought it was like Prince Martin Jackson, Madonna, Rose, and it wasn't the way that got hit. But, um, I'm sorry.
00:22:51
Nicole Shine
But um it was was hilarious. um
00:22:53
Conor Shine
I'm all dancers and is like a Chinese drug because we we know that earlier on somebody said that I only don't buy a Chinese drug.
00:22:57
Nicole Shine
So this girl's like, in a like Chinese silk dress. Because we we know that the earlier on, somebody says the island is owned by a Chinese guy, the Dr.
00:23:10
Conor Shine
the doctor of Crab Kiki Island.
00:23:10
Nicole Shine
No Crab Key Island.
00:23:14
Nicole Shine
So this girl in a Chinese dress, she comes and she's taking pictures of Bond.
00:23:14
Conor Shine
So this girl is playing this dress.
00:23:16
Conor Shine
She comes and up so hard.
00:23:18
Nicole Shine
And Quirrell, who I'm going just call Q at this point, goes angry gri and hems her up so hard.
00:23:28
Conor Shine
And he's like, why are you taking pictures of her?
00:23:30
Nicole Shine
And it's like, why are you taking pictures and all this? And she's like, I'm a freelancer.
00:23:32
Conor Shine
She's like, I'm freelancer.
00:23:34
Nicole Shine
And ah yeah, he drags her over there and pops her down next to Bond.
00:23:35
Conor Shine
And yeah, he drags her over there. She's like, I'm just taking pictures.
00:23:40
Nicole Shine
And they're interrogating her. She's just like, I'm just taking pictures.
00:23:42
Conor Shine
I'm a freelancer.
00:23:42
Nicole Shine
I'm a freelancer. And what does her?
00:23:43
Conor Shine
I'm with them. And what does he say to that?
00:23:44
Nicole Shine
Basically, like, he actually take a of Eric's.
00:23:47
Conor Shine
Basically, like, she actually tried to take a photo of him at the airport when he first arrived.
00:23:47
Nicole Shine
pulled up
00:23:52
Conor Shine
And he, being so smooth, you know, Connery, he holds up his hat right before she takes the shot, right?
00:23:53
Nicole Shine
his path.
00:24:00
Conor Shine
So she's trying to get her second shot at him.
00:24:00
Nicole Shine
She was trying get her second child.
00:24:04
Conor Shine
And, um
00:24:04
Nicole Shine
And, yeah, they noticed her.
00:24:06
Conor Shine
yeah, they notice her. or they're all talking, him, Leiter, and Coral are sitting down talking and she comes up, you know, and does a quick flash and kind of hurries away and Bond notices that shit and he's like, Coral, go get her for me.
00:24:15
Nicole Shine
I don't know. I noticed her.
00:24:24
Conor Shine
This is the first of many times, side note, the Bond is like, you know, go do this for me.
00:24:29
Nicole Shine
Oh, no.
00:24:29
Conor Shine
No, he doesn't like what you do.
00:24:30
Nicole Shine
He does not work for you. You're not paying him.
00:24:32
Conor Shine
Right, exactly. Again. He's not, you're not bringing him around, he doesn't work for you.
00:24:35
Nicole Shine
He doesn't work for you. It's
00:24:37
Conor Shine
Yeah, i like, it's it's very, like, show things off, you know.
00:24:41
Nicole Shine
very... Yeah, it's giving Colin and Isaac.
00:24:45
Conor Shine
Yeah, it's it's pretty bad.
00:24:45
Nicole Shine
But...
00:24:47
Conor Shine
Again, a movie for the times. Not saying it's right. I'm just, yeah. Anyways, moving on.
00:24:53
Nicole Shine
But anyway, he does it.
00:24:55
Conor Shine
Yeah, he goes and get her. And at first, he's like, you know, are you taking pictures again to show that, you know, he knew she was trying to.
00:25:01
Nicole Shine
Again, show that she's like, oh, I'm like, calling people over to me, like, contact with me, and then she's like, freelancer.
00:25:05
Conor Shine
She's like, oh, i I work for the paper. And then he's like, he's calling people over. He's like, hey, go contact this paper and find out if she working for him. And then she changes her story.
00:25:16
Conor Shine
She's like, oh, I'm a freelancer. And he's like, oh, okay.
00:25:18
Nicole Shine
It's like, oh, who's done me?
00:25:19
Conor Shine
Well, then who's who's paying you?
00:25:22
Nicole Shine
She's like, she's like,
00:25:23
Conor Shine
And she like she's like, shit, you got me. She just doesn't know how to handle it.
00:25:29
Nicole Shine
ah She breaks makes like a bottle and scratches Coral's face too, right?
00:25:30
Conor Shine
She breaks like a bottle and scratches. Oh, yeah. That's right.
00:25:34
Nicole Shine
I would have been like, but did he what he did.
00:25:36
Conor Shine
Was that a bottle? It was something sharp.
00:25:37
Nicole Shine
It was something sharp, and he he scratches his face and draws blood.
00:25:38
Conor Shine
And he she scratches his face and draws blood. And Cora didn't even flinch.
00:25:43
Nicole Shine
He just takes her like a G. you I mean, he did have her hemmed up, so I would have been trying to get away too.
00:25:44
Conor Shine
Right? God. That's true. Right? For real. Anyway. that's true of i anybody to right for real men got me to
00:25:52
Nicole Shine
like These men got me hemmed up. like Anyway, so...
00:25:56
Conor Shine
yeah He says a woman, I forget what he started violence said.
00:25:57
Nicole Shine
He says a one line. I forget, but he says, b Brian says something shady after he pulled the film out of the camera.
00:25:59
Conor Shine
Ron says something, she didn't turn her away after he pulls the film out of her camera. Oh, yeah. He just, he calls her freelance. He basically opens the camera, rips out the film, he's like, all right, well, here you go.
00:26:14
Conor Shine
Send you on your way. See you, freelance. And she just, she runs away. Doesn't she say pigs? And she runs away or something.
00:26:21
Nicole Shine
like that.
00:26:22
Conor Shine
Yeah. She's like, you'll sorry.
00:26:24
Nicole Shine
She's like, you'll be sorry.
00:26:25
Nicole Shine
You're all going to be sorry.
00:26:25
Conor Shine
You're all going to be sorry.
00:26:27
Conor Shine
That's right.
00:26:27
Nicole Shine
i Yeah, we're sorry.
00:26:27
Conor Shine
Yeah, we're sorry.
00:26:29
Nicole Shine
But anyway.
00:26:30
Conor Shine
sorry. So the next day, Bond is a guy named Dent, who was strange-twist, was taking the samples and he bites the scientists
00:26:31
Nicole Shine
So the next day, Bond visits this guy named Dan, who was strange ways was taking ah samples to him. He's like a scientist
Confrontation with Dr. No
00:26:40
Nicole Shine
or whatever.
00:26:40
Conor Shine
whatever.
00:26:41
Conor Shine
um And he lies and says that it was wasn't anything to it.
00:26:41
Nicole Shine
um And he lies and says that it was it wasn't anything to it.
00:26:46
Conor Shine
They were just robbed.
00:26:46
Nicole Shine
They were just rocks. And so Bond was like, what did you do with the samples?
00:26:48
Conor Shine
And so Bond was like, what'd you do with the samples? And he's like, I sent him away.
00:26:50
Nicole Shine
And he's like, I threw them away.
00:26:53
Conor Shine
and i think bon already already knows at this point he's just he he always knows right yeah he just wants to try to catch them in like you know a lie and he kind of plays with the who's also chinese i'm just trying to rack him up yeah it's showing me around that i don't about it you gotta have everything
00:26:53
Nicole Shine
and Yeah, he know. fine know
00:26:59
Nicole Shine
He's not buying any of these lies that people are telling him, but whatever.
00:27:06
Nicole Shine
And he kind of flirts with his secretary, who's also Chinese. And he, yeah, showed me around the island and all that stuff. And she's like, don't think about it.
00:27:18
Nicole Shine
Whatever. He got to have, we so I saw Connor, so he got to have at least three every movie.
00:27:22
Conor Shine
and That's true.
00:27:24
Nicole Shine
That's true.
00:27:24
Nicole Shine
Like,
00:27:24
Conor Shine
Like that's, there are certain things that happen each movie as side note, as we went through all the movies after, uh, Nikki got me that blue ray.
00:27:28
Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah. e stuff
00:27:35
Conor Shine
She was like, I'm noticing a pattern of certain things, which is very true. So, yeah, his, his brown side kick powers, you know, he always has to have three and one of them will try to kill no market.
00:27:41
Nicole Shine
But um yeah, his his brown sidekick that always gets killed, he always got to have three. And one of them will try to kill him or betray him in some way.
00:27:50
Conor Shine
Yeah. Um, yep um
00:27:52
Nicole Shine
um
00:27:53
Conor Shine
So after that travel, and the it's on you, man.
00:27:53
Nicole Shine
So after this, Zent travels to Crab Key. He's like, all right, go to Crab Key. And the guy's like, it's on you, man.
00:28:00
Conor Shine
know the rules.
00:28:00
Nicole Shine
You know the rules.
00:28:02
Conor Shine
He didn't say it like that. It's on you, man. You know the rules.
00:28:06
Nicole Shine
I mean, paraphrase.
00:28:06
Conor Shine
I mean, paraphrasing.
00:28:08
Nicole Shine
my we
00:28:09
Conor Shine
Yeah, yeah.
00:28:09
Nicole Shine
and
00:28:09
Conor Shine
We're not doing it exactly the way.
00:28:10
Nicole Shine
We're not doing a Zach play-by-play. It's just Cliff Notes.
00:28:13
Conor Shine
No, no. But yeah, he he goes there because he's like, all right, I got to warn Dr.
00:28:14
Nicole Shine
But, um...
00:28:18
Conor Shine
No. um And the guy's like, we're not supposed to go during the day. He's like, Don't worry about it. I'll deal with the punishment. So yeah, he gets in the boat.
00:28:28
Nicole Shine
So they go there and a picture of the film and he's there and he's talking about the film.
00:28:29
Conor Shine
They go there. Um, and, uh, dent is taken to a room and he just sits there and Dr. No doesn't meet him.
00:28:38
Nicole Shine
So don't know there, I can't come here.
00:28:38
Conor Shine
He just says over speaker, like, why'd you come here?
00:28:40
Nicole Shine
I'm supposed to here and I'm going to say, yeah, going to propose about that.
00:28:41
Conor Shine
You're not supposed to come here during the day. I've made strict rules about that. He's like, Oh, i wanted to come because bond,
00:28:45
Nicole Shine
was like, oh, I wonder if it goes. Vaughn, Vaughn knows Vaughn.
00:28:48
Conor Shine
Bond knows what's going And Dr.
00:28:50
Nicole Shine
He's a little cold, you know, he's a little cold.
00:28:50
Conor Shine
No, of course, being the typical, you know, main arch villain, he's like, I know. And then he's like, why isn't he dead?
00:28:55
Nicole Shine
then he's like, why is dead?
00:28:57
Conor Shine
And he's like, oh, he was, I don't know.
00:28:58
Nicole Shine
And it's
00:29:00
Conor Shine
He didn't give some excuse. And he's like, Dr. No's like, that's not my problem.
00:29:05
Nicole Shine
like, oh, don't know that you.
00:29:05
Conor Shine
So he basically tells him.
00:29:08
Nicole Shine
Dr. No, he was like, we failed.
00:29:09
Conor Shine
He was like, we failed.
00:29:11
Nicole Shine
And he was like, no, you failed.
00:29:12
Conor Shine
Yeah, that's right.
00:29:13
Nicole Shine
I don't know.
00:29:14
Conor Shine
That's right. No, you're right. Like, we, you know,
00:29:16
Nicole Shine
Like, we? Ain't no we. um So he gives he tells them, go to a table.
00:29:19
Conor Shine
Yep. So he tells them to go to a table enjoy um but and talk about this.
00:29:22
Nicole Shine
And there's a cage with a spider in it. And we're going to about this. but heres And he's like, tonight. And um here's the thing.
00:29:30
Conor Shine
And here's the thing.
00:29:32
Nicole Shine
Number one, it was a tarantula, which I don't think tarantulas are poisonous.
00:29:32
Conor Shine
Number one was a tarantula. I don't think tarantula is important.
00:29:36
Nicole Shine
arch
00:29:37
Nicole Shine
Because people keep those as pets. I don't think those are poisonous.
00:29:37
Conor Shine
Because people keep those with creds.
00:29:38
Conor Shine
I don't think those are a baseball is scary.
00:29:40
Nicole Shine
They just look scary. Even though I am.
00:29:41
Conor Shine
Don't they defaid? Can't they be defaid?
00:29:44
Nicole Shine
I don't know.
00:29:45
Conor Shine
don't know.
00:29:45
Nicole Shine
But I don't think they're poisonous.
00:29:45
Conor Shine
don't know. Maybe. don't know. but maybe um
00:29:47
Nicole Shine
But he he fucking. Listen, i' am terrified of spiders.
00:29:51
Conor Shine
Listen, I am terrified about it. So Dr.
00:29:54
Nicole Shine
So Dr.
00:29:54
Conor Shine
No just didn't have to tell me.
00:29:54
Nicole Shine
No just would have had to kill me. Because I was like.
00:29:56
Conor Shine
I was like, I'm going to miss somebody else's.
00:29:56
Nicole Shine
You're going to to get somebody else for this particular mission, number one. um I am terrified spiders.
00:30:01
Conor Shine
am terrified. And even though I don't think..
00:30:05
Nicole Shine
even though i don't think tarantulas are poisonous. But anyway.
00:30:08
Nicole Shine
So he, um
00:30:08
Conor Shine
So he,
00:30:10
Nicole Shine
ah
00:30:11
Conor Shine
so he, at the meantime, he's buying his discrimination
00:30:11
Nicole Shine
so he bond gets, in the meantime, in between time, Bond gets this radiation direct detector from the home base sent to him.
00:30:18
Conor Shine
That's right. And he takes it and he gives it to Coral for later on their trip.
00:30:19
Nicole Shine
And he takes it. And he gives it to Quirrell for later their trip. Because they want to go out to the crab key and go look themselves to investigate.
00:30:23
Conor Shine
So they want to go out to the party and look themselves and investigate.
00:30:28
Nicole Shine
um he ah He goes back to his room. He has his drink.
00:30:36
Conor Shine
i mean But he gets the hair still there, gets the powder, all of a sudden.
00:30:37
Nicole Shine
But he investigates. He checks to see if the hair is still there. He checks the powder, all the stuff he laid up earlier.
00:30:43
Conor Shine
Hair's gone.
00:30:44
Nicole Shine
And ah it's funny because he he checks his alcohol.
00:30:44
Conor Shine
And it's funny because checks his alcohol and probably put it in the glass, he's like, I just smelled it.
00:30:47
Nicole Shine
He's about to pour himself glass, but he likes kind of smells it.
00:30:50
Conor Shine
And he's like, nah, I'm going to crush it.
00:30:51
Nicole Shine
And he's like, nah, I don't trust it. So he just pulls out his spare one out the drawer.
00:30:52
Conor Shine
So he just pulled out his spare one. He had an old spare bottle.
00:30:55
Nicole Shine
He has a whole spare bottle. He
00:30:57
Conor Shine
Right? Dude. He took two people at the bathroom.
00:31:00
Nicole Shine
pulls, heads up a drink, sits down, and ah we just cut to him in bed later.
00:31:02
Conor Shine
He just cut to him in bed. He just cut to him in bed. He just cut to him in the chair.
00:31:06
Nicole Shine
And we see the covers moving and shit.
00:31:08
Conor Shine
And he's fucking fighters, I guess, crawling up.
00:31:08
Nicole Shine
Fucking spiders, I guess, crawling up. And he crawls up.
00:31:11
Conor Shine
And he crawls up. Crawls up his arm over the kitchen.
00:31:12
Nicole Shine
Crawls up his arm. that creeped me up And he wakes up.
00:31:16
Conor Shine
And he's like, nah, he's all starting with it.
00:31:16
Nicole Shine
He notices it on him. And he's like not moving. He's all sweaty and shit. Sidebar.
00:31:21
Conor Shine
Sidebar, up to the stage, he's wearing all these wool-esque.
00:31:23
Nicole Shine
Up until this point. He's wearing fucking all these wool ass suits.
00:31:29
Conor Shine
It's in Jamaican,
00:31:29
Nicole Shine
It's in Jamaica now.
Climactic Escape from Crab Key
00:31:30
Conor Shine
man.
00:31:30
Conor Shine
He's wearing these dark blue.
00:31:30
Nicole Shine
We're in Jamaica. He's wearing these dark blue. And I know he got a little cold because he's fine.
00:31:33
Conor Shine
And I know he's got little cool suit on, but I just got to put a linen, too.
00:31:35
Nicole Shine
But it's like get you a linen suit man.
00:31:38
Conor Shine
Right? You know it's hot.
00:31:38
Nicole Shine
He eventually does. He eventually does get some lighter colored clothing.
00:31:40
Conor Shine
He basically does get some lighter colors.
00:31:42
Nicole Shine
Like, you from England.
00:31:42
Conor Shine
You're from the blue, and I know you.
00:31:43
Nicole Shine
I know you fucking evaporated.
00:31:44
Conor Shine
fucking a back wrench burn and then you then you said he's drinking on top of yeah
00:31:48
Nicole Shine
You probably...
00:31:51
Nicole Shine
Yeah, drinking on top of it and everything. Like, you probably spunky as hell in there.
00:32:00
Nicole Shine
You get him? So anyway, the spider's making his move. He's crawling on him. He wakes up. He sees it. He stays, stays, stays. And this is kind of the worst plan ever because the spider doesn't even bite him. It just kind of crawls off into the pillow.
00:32:14
Conor Shine
Yeah, it looks like it's going to go to his face, but then it decides to make a right and get off on the pillow, and that's when Bond just, you know, attacks.
00:32:22
Nicole Shine
he flips it.
00:32:22
Conor Shine
Yeah, you flippped he it on forward, and he takes it to the he is.
00:32:22
Nicole Shine
Yeah, he flips it on the floor, and then he takes a shoe, and he stomps it like five times with his shoe.
00:32:25
Conor Shine
It's stronger, like, five times. Goddamn.
00:32:30
Nicole Shine
I would have been like I would have had to burn the whole total hotel down.
00:32:30
Conor Shine
would have been like, I would have had something to with everything. Yeah, I was about say, you would burnt the whole place down.
00:32:33
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:32:35
Nicole Shine
It might have laid the eggs while he was in there.
00:32:37
Conor Shine
ah but It might still be alive.
00:32:40
Nicole Shine
But um so that was that.
00:32:41
Conor Shine
But, um, it's all that bad with that.
00:32:44
Nicole Shine
Fail.
00:32:44
Conor Shine
Yeah. fail
00:32:46
Nicole Shine
Fail.
00:32:46
Conor Shine
Fail.
00:32:48
Nicole Shine
Side note, we don't know Spectre.
00:32:49
Conor Shine
don know
00:32:50
Nicole Shine
We haven't been introduced Spectre yet.
00:32:50
Conor Shine
days
00:32:51
Nicole Shine
But Spectre is not very good at their job. But um. It's the classic, like, villain.
00:32:56
Conor Shine
It's the classic, like, villain thing where they basically, like, monologue or they, like, leave leave something and they're like, they'll take care of it, you know?
00:33:02
Nicole Shine
and you don't want to think, you know.
00:33:06
Conor Shine
No, stay there and make sure the the weapon or the animal or whatever takes care of the hero.
00:33:07
Nicole Shine
No.
00:33:11
Nicole Shine
who
00:33:12
Conor Shine
Nope. Nope.
00:33:13
Nicole Shine
No, we'll just leave.
00:33:13
Conor Shine
Just gonna leave. it's cool It's cool.
00:33:15
Nicole Shine
It's probably good.
00:33:16
Conor Shine
It's fine. So, gets to call Terrell, and she's like, oh, come out, meet me in my house.
00:33:17
Nicole Shine
So he gets to call which Miss Terrell. That's the name of the secretary lady. And she's like, oh, come out and meet me at my house.
00:33:25
Conor Shine
Because they were supposed to go and show me the city.
00:33:27
Nicole Shine
Because they were supposed to go, like, he was like, show me the city. But she's like, no, um meet me meet me in my house.
00:33:30
Conor Shine
But she's like, no, meet me in my house. So, you know, I like to live.
00:33:33
Nicole Shine
So, you know, Bond's like, who's that?
00:33:35
Conor Shine
Yeah, pussy.
00:33:36
Nicole Shine
ah
00:33:38
Conor Shine
Pussy number five. Gosh. She's tearing up Jamaica.
00:33:42
Nicole Shine
ah ah We were like his theme songs like Vag, Vag, Vag, Vag.
00:33:43
Conor Shine
I love vagina. Yes, I do. But this is the other part. She gives me directions in the mouth, and we hear all the directions.
00:33:48
Nicole Shine
a
00:33:50
Conor Shine
turn like a maple, and you don't go too fast.
00:33:53
Nicole Shine
But this is the other part where I was like I couldn't cut it out because she gives him directions to her house and we all the directions.
00:33:55
Conor Shine
I mean, you're going to look, right? Like, if we're following his all these buckets.
00:34:00
Nicole Shine
She's like turn left, turn left for an apple and then you're going to two blocks and then you're going to go up right.
00:34:03
Conor Shine
day and you go go two pluss and you can love right with like we're
00:34:07
Nicole Shine
And we're following his car doing all these fucking directions.
00:34:08
Conor Shine
his fire at all these And I was joking about how like she's still talking on the phone and he already left. He's like, oh shit, pussy's on the table.
00:34:21
Conor Shine
Gotta get to him, baby. So he's a guy who starts chasing him.
00:34:22
Nicole Shine
So these assassin and guys start chasing him. And he he eludes them as a high speed, high quote, quote, high speed chase.
00:34:25
Conor Shine
And he eludes him into his eyes. He's a whole eyes to be chased. Yeah. Green screen.
00:34:32
Nicole Shine
Green screen, the famous green screen chases.
00:34:33
Conor Shine
Green screen chase. And he They end up running.
00:34:36
Nicole Shine
And he runs them. They end up running. He like swerves and they run off the road.
00:34:38
Conor Shine
He's like swearing and they run off the road. And what was the one-liner you think is this guy?
00:34:41
Nicole Shine
And what was the one-liner you say here to the guy?
00:34:44
Conor Shine
Oh, again, this is the second.
00:34:45
Nicole Shine
Oh, they were on their way to a funeral.
00:34:46
Conor Shine
Oh, they were on their way to a funeral. Yeah, yeah. A light show funeral or on their way to a funeral. Like, the other guy should have been like, ah.
00:34:58
Conor Shine
Ah, good one.
00:35:01
Nicole Shine
up.
00:35:02
Conor Shine
so I guess he walked the rest of the way to a pussy.
00:35:02
Nicole Shine
but he So I guess he walked the rest of the way to the pussy?
00:35:07
Conor Shine
Hey, man, pussy.
00:35:07
Nicole Shine
Hey, man.
00:35:10
Conor Shine
Look. And she's all surprised because was taking shower and shows up.
00:35:10
Nicole Shine
And she's all surprised, because she was taking a shower. And he shows up. And he's she's all surprised, because obviously she wasn't expecting his ass to get there, because it was just lit up.
00:35:15
Conor Shine
And she's all surprised because obviously she wasn't expecting that to get here and shut up.
00:35:19
Nicole Shine
And he's like, what?
00:35:20
Conor Shine
And he's like, wait, weren't you expecting me?
00:35:20
Nicole Shine
Weren't you expecting me?
00:35:22
Conor Shine
And she was like, Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:35:22
Nicole Shine
And she's like, oh. You know, she tries to play it off. And she goes to walk away.
00:35:27
Conor Shine
And she goes a walk away. He's like, I'm going to put on clothes.
00:35:29
Nicole Shine
She's like, I'm going to put on some clothes. He's like, why bother?
00:35:31
Conor Shine
And he's like, why? I was here for the viewer or something.
00:35:32
Nicole Shine
thought I was here for the view or something. I'm like, fucking bother.
00:35:34
Conor Shine
I'm like, huh? Yup. And he gets a phone call.
00:35:36
Nicole Shine
And she gets a phone call. and We don't know it's on the line, but it's probably Dr.
00:35:40
Conor Shine
one
00:35:41
Nicole Shine
No. And she's like, I don't know you know how he's here and all this stuff.
00:35:43
Conor Shine
I don't know you know how he's here and all this stuff.
00:35:46
Nicole Shine
And she was like, yeah, I can keep him here for a few hours, blah, blah, blah.
00:35:46
Conor Shine
And she was like, yeah, i think he'll give her a few hours. Oh, that's probably dead.
00:35:50
Nicole Shine
So probably, probably.
00:35:52
Conor Shine
Probably, probably. Yeah.
00:35:53
Nicole Shine
So she, um of course, he comes in and she starts being more flirtatious because now she got to keep him there.
00:35:54
Conor Shine
So of course, he comes in and starts being worked with you. Now she got a pee man.
00:36:00
Nicole Shine
And she keeps him there with the boom.
00:36:00
Conor Shine
I mean, how old is she going?
00:36:02
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:36:02
Conor Shine
Yeah. With the poo.
00:36:04
Nicole Shine
and
00:36:05
Conor Shine
So they start to report patients like,
00:36:07
Nicole Shine
So they start doing the flirtations back and forth. and
00:36:11
Conor Shine
And he's like, you might look dangerous to me, walking around with a hater, looking at the only other.
00:36:11
Nicole Shine
And he's like, I guess you like to live dangerously, walking around with wet hair. You'll get pneumonia. Whatever.
00:36:20
Conor Shine
You're already in, dude.
00:36:20
Nicole Shine
yeah I
00:36:21
Conor Shine
Like, why are you doing those lame-ass lines?
00:36:23
Nicole Shine
yeah
00:36:24
Conor Shine
Cut to where they come afterwards.
00:36:24
Nicole Shine
Cut to the day afterwards. And um he's like, let's go out.
00:36:27
Conor Shine
And he's like, let's go out.
00:36:28
Nicole Shine
And she's like, know.
00:36:29
Conor Shine
Seven minutes later.
00:36:33
Nicole Shine
We cut to seven minutes later.
00:36:33
Conor Shine
We got another man's home. And she's already worn her nails.
00:36:34
Nicole Shine
And um she's already doing her nails and shit.
00:36:37
Nicole Shine
And he's like, I'm hungry, and let's go out.
00:36:37
Conor Shine
And he's like, I'm hungry, let's go out.
00:36:40
Conor Shine
She's like, no, going to stay here.
00:36:40
Nicole Shine
She's like, no, I'd rather stay here. I'll cook you a Chinese dinner.
00:36:41
Conor Shine
I could do fine. I'm feeling like music in Italian.
00:36:44
Nicole Shine
Side note. Side note.
00:36:47
Conor Shine
Like, they keep going back and forth. Yeah.
00:36:49
Nicole Shine
Sidebar.
00:36:51
Conor Shine
So he knows that he knows Chinese or technology.
00:36:51
Nicole Shine
So we know that Dr. No's Chinese. Well, he's half Chinese. But he has all his henchmen, except for the three blind mice, dressed in like Chinese clothes.
00:36:56
Conor Shine
But he has all his rich men, except for people on my dress in Chinese clothes. Like, silk.
00:37:04
Nicole Shine
like silk Like the traditional silk, like Chinese dresses and clothes stuff.
00:37:05
Conor Shine
Like, the traditional silk are Chinese dresses. it's like, yeah.
00:37:08
Nicole Shine
And it's like, if you're trying to blend in.
00:37:10
Conor Shine
You're trying to blame it.
00:37:14
Conor Shine
Yeah, there's there're just different ways to show that people work for you.
00:37:18
Nicole Shine
Yeah. If you were in China, it might be different.
00:37:19
Conor Shine
If you were in China, like in Jamaica, why would you have all the history of what doing?
00:37:21
Nicole Shine
You're in Jamaica. Why do you have all the henchmen walking around? but he like You might as well just make them wear a sign that says, I'm Dr.
00:37:25
Conor Shine
Not very subtle. You can't wear a sign that says, I'm Dr. No Attention.
00:37:27
Nicole Shine
Noh's henchmen.
00:37:28
Conor Shine
Right? So anyway.
00:37:29
Nicole Shine
But um so anyway, so she's doing her nose.
00:37:31
Conor Shine
Prideful villain.
00:37:33
Nicole Shine
And he's trying to get go out.
00:37:33
Conor Shine
And he's trying to get a go out. She's staying there.
00:37:35
Nicole Shine
She's staying there.
00:37:36
Conor Shine
So he gets the phone.
00:37:36
Nicole Shine
So he gets the phone.
00:37:37
Conor Shine
She's like, where are you going?
00:37:37
Nicole Shine
She's like, who are you calling? And he's like, I'm calling the cab.
00:37:39
Conor Shine
calling a and he calls who we think is a cab and um um they do the martial arts station and have sex again I mean because they got more than seven minutes before the cab comes because they're already dragged by the time the cab comes yeah but um so they're leaving them out and um
00:37:41
Nicole Shine
And he calls who he thinks is the cab. And um the um they do some more flirtation and have sex again. mean, they got one.
00:37:53
Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah. But the cab comes. Because they're already dressed by the time the cab comes.
00:38:01
Nicole Shine
Yeah, he don't last long, do he? But um so they're leaving out. And ah it's not a cab.
00:38:09
Conor Shine
It's not a cat. It's, uh, who was it?
00:38:10
Nicole Shine
It's who was Philly? I it
00:38:12
Conor Shine
I think it was Felix. Yeah. Or just maybe cops. It might've been Felix. yeah you alive
00:38:16
Nicole Shine
And then she realizes what's happening.
00:38:18
Conor Shine
Yeah. If you like here, but take her and book her and careful her nail barn is just like, really, she's like, God, she gets taken off.
00:38:19
Nicole Shine
He's like, here, both take her and book her and be careful of her nail varnish. Because look ear alert she was like, oh, my nail varnish. And she fucking spits right in his face.
00:38:26
Conor Shine
and she fuck its this right god
00:38:31
Nicole Shine
And ah he takes her. he She gets taken off.
00:38:33
Conor Shine
it taken off
00:38:35
Nicole Shine
And I'm like, Brown's kind of a dick.
00:38:35
Conor Shine
And I'm like, I'm probably a dick, because he fucked her.
00:38:36
Nicole Shine
Because he fucked her. He knew he was going to have her arrested.
00:38:38
Conor Shine
He knew he'd have her arrested. I mean, yeah, that was a dick move, but she was gonna fuck him and let him get killed, Yeah, that's true.
00:38:45
Nicole Shine
if Yeah, that's true. That's true. They both.
00:38:50
Conor Shine
But yeah,
00:38:50
Nicole Shine
But yeah, he's supposed to be the good guy. We know she's the bad guy But um.
00:38:55
Conor Shine
good guy quotes.
00:38:58
Nicole Shine
So he he goes back in her house and he, um you know, fixes pillows.
00:38:59
Conor Shine
but i house Yeah. He knows someone's coming. Yeah, he's just
00:39:03
Nicole Shine
Yeah, he fixes pillows. Like somebody's still in the bed and puts covers over them and does the whole thing. And he waits on the side with a deck of silencer. yeah.
00:39:13
Conor Shine
And, um, Door opens, yeah, later that night, um, it shows him finishing up a game of solitaire.
00:39:13
Nicole Shine
Yeah. dick yeah
00:39:21
Conor Shine
Um, Door opens, and all you see is like a hand come with a gun and silencer, and it basically shoots the bed with the pillows, you know, underneath the blanket a couple times.
00:39:33
Conor Shine
And the guy comes in and bond is flat out, turns on the light.
00:39:33
Nicole Shine
And the guy comes in and just turns on the mic and he's like, hey, I'm going to get here.
00:39:38
Conor Shine
And he's like, Hey, I was wondering when you would get here. And lo and behold, it's dent.
00:39:42
Nicole Shine
And the old kid, one of the guys, Strange Way, or Strange Way.
00:39:43
Conor Shine
One of the guys that a strange wave or strange, is it strange joy or strange old. strange
00:39:50
Nicole Shine
Strange Way, I think.
00:39:51
Conor Shine
Strange way.
00:39:51
Nicole Shine
Strange Way.
00:39:51
Conor Shine
Uh, it's one of the guys that, you know, was playing with them way back beginning story.
00:39:51
Nicole Shine
It was one of the that I was playing with on the way back. The story and the story I was talking about was
00:39:58
Conor Shine
And the same guy that was like, talking about his secretary and who said those rocks were, you know, they weren't what he thought were. So anyways, Bond basically tells him that, the you know, he knows what's going on. He's trying to get more information out of him.
00:40:17
Conor Shine
He has him drop the gun and sit on the bed.
00:40:17
Nicole Shine
wanting play. So anyways, Bond He some drugs.
00:40:20
Conor Shine
funny. It's like, wow.
00:40:22
Nicole Shine
It's funny because while is talking, he kind of looks away to light a cigarette and all this stuff.
00:40:22
Conor Shine
I feel like he's got cigarette and I'll lift up.
00:40:25
Nicole Shine
And the guy's like slowly, he got his foot and he's slowly trying to inch the gun closer and closer.
00:40:27
Conor Shine
And to itch the gun. Closer.
00:40:31
Conor Shine
I mean, i like la easier you gotta try.
00:40:32
Nicole Shine
um like, he sees you. he's trying to Like, you're not smooth.
00:40:34
Conor Shine
I think he had a Beretta.
00:40:36
Nicole Shine
He sees you slowly trying to inch the gun closer and closer to you.
00:40:36
Conor Shine
you slowly trying to
00:40:41
Conor Shine
um mean you know you gotta try
00:40:42
Nicole Shine
And then strangely, picks it up.
00:40:44
Conor Shine
and straight please that mine
00:40:45
Nicole Shine
And like don and then Bob was like, you have a, what kind of gun you have?
00:40:46
Conor Shine
and then by you have a kind of go i think he had a barreta
00:40:53
Nicole Shine
He's like, you have whatever kind of gun he had. And he's like, you shot your six. Because when he came in, he shot the pillow to you know,
00:40:57
Conor Shine
And then he shot a pillow, you know. Yeah, he He shot your sticks and he just shot him.
00:41:00
Nicole Shine
thinking it was him. He's like, you shot your six and then just shot him and killed him. So that was pretty funny.
00:41:05
Conor Shine
And then when he was down, Bond double taps it.
00:41:08
Nicole Shine
That
00:41:08
Nicole Shine
Shot him in the ass.
00:41:11
Conor Shine
That was very funny.
00:41:12
Nicole Shine
was pretty funny.
00:41:13
Conor Shine
Oh, you dick, damn.
00:41:14
Nicole Shine
His body was like, ah!
00:41:15
Conor Shine
He was like, huh. You may be dead, but you're going to feel a shot the ass. The next day.
00:41:24
Nicole Shine
so next day, Bond, Quirrell, and
00:41:26
Conor Shine
Vaughn, Coral, and Felix are on the post going out to Crab Key.
00:41:28
Nicole Shine
Felix are on the boat going out to Crab Key. And Coral's doing the whole thing.
00:41:32
Conor Shine
And Coral's on the whole thing.
00:41:35
Nicole Shine
Like, he don't want to go there because it's dragging.
00:41:35
Conor Shine
Like, don't want to go there because the dragon.
00:41:37
Nicole Shine
And it's not safe and all this stuff.
00:41:38
Conor Shine
And it's not that he is at all.
00:41:39
Nicole Shine
and And he's like, we we had no problems going down the other islands.
00:41:40
Conor Shine
And he's like, we we had no comics going there. And I was like, let's go there.
00:41:43
Nicole Shine
Let's go there.
00:41:44
Conor Shine
And he's like, no, that's the one Crab Key's the one.
00:41:44
Nicole Shine
And he's like, i's like no, that's the one. And Crab Key's the one. So they go out to Crab Key.
00:41:47
Conor Shine
So they go out to Crab Key. And I this was the 70s, this world would have been played by Richard Crab.
00:41:49
Nicole Shine
And I said, if this was the 70s, this world would have been played by Richard Pryor.
00:41:53
Conor Shine
Because he's a pure Black man.
00:41:53
Nicole Shine
Because he's just a scary black man. This whole movie.
00:41:55
Conor Shine
oh Right. Unless he beaten up a woman.
00:41:57
Nicole Shine
Unless he beating up a woman.
00:41:59
Conor Shine
Yeah.
00:41:59
Nicole Shine
um But
00:42:01
Conor Shine
buddy
00:42:04
Conor Shine
But yeah, they're all so they go out and they take one boat and they leave Felix with the other boat.
00:42:04
Nicole Shine
through the whole, so they go out and they take one boat and they leave Felix with the other boat. And he's like, I should be, Felix, like I should be the one going with them.
00:42:10
Conor Shine
And he's like, I should be, Felix's like, I should be going going with him.
00:42:13
Nicole Shine
And Bond's like, no, this is my beat, my bust or whatever.
00:42:13
Conor Shine
And I was like, no, this is my beat, my buzzer. And he's like, we'll be back in 12 hours or whatever.
00:42:17
Nicole Shine
And he's like, if we'll be back in 12 hours or whatever, over if not, same for us or, you know, whatever.
00:42:21
Conor Shine
If not, it's him for us or whatever. Yeah, then it's on you. Kind of, yeah.
00:42:26
Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah.
00:42:28
Nicole Shine
So him and Coral carry on to the island. um And they cut the motor and they have to paddle the rest of the way so the radar from the island doesn't see them.
00:42:28
Conor Shine
So him and Coral carry on to the island.
00:42:32
Conor Shine
And they cut the motor and they get the pedal right through the way. So the radar in the island a dream. And they fall asleep.
00:42:39
Nicole Shine
And they fall asleep. What the fuck?
00:42:41
Conor Shine
No, no, it's like early in the morning because they got to go in cover of night. So they're like, how can you sleep at the time?
00:42:46
Nicole Shine
Yeah, but I'm like, how can you sleep at a time like that?
00:42:51
Conor Shine
Yeah, you're right. But they're like, all right. We gotta get some sleep.
00:42:54
Nicole Shine
So, so, Ron wakes up.
00:42:56
Conor Shine
wake then So, to a woman's voice singing and it's Vag number three.
00:42:57
Nicole Shine
to a woman's voice singing. And it's badge number three. ah
00:43:06
Conor Shine
I've lost count of the Vag right now. He sees this woman, you know, the famous, one of the most famous women coming out with a bikini, with a diaper, with a copywriter.
00:43:08
Nicole Shine
He sees this woman coming out, you know the famous one, the most famous one, the woman coming out with the bikini, with the knife on her waist, Honey Rider.
00:43:17
Conor Shine
Yup. Which, can we talk about before I go get there?
00:43:18
Nicole Shine
Which, can we talk about these brown girl names? We'll get there too.
00:43:21
Conor Shine
But she's singing.
00:43:21
Nicole Shine
but um She's singing, and she's hot, of course, and Von's all like it.
00:43:25
Conor Shine
She's singing this song and then he sings this song and she's like, what's wrong with me?
00:43:25
Nicole Shine
and he She's singing this song, and then he finishes the song. She's like, who fuck um the you?
00:43:30
Conor Shine
It's kind of creepy. She thinks she's alone and then he's like, oh. is
00:43:35
Nicole Shine
And there's all those random man just dressed out, and she pulls her knife, and she was collecting shells.
00:43:38
Conor Shine
She pulls her knife and she's collecting shells.
00:43:43
Nicole Shine
She was there to collect shells, and she collects the shells for money, and she says that she's not allowed there, but they can never catch her, and they just leave her alone now, and I was like, they probably won't leave you alone now.
00:43:44
Conor Shine
She's here to collect shells. She collects her shells and her and they just leave her alone. I was like, they probably don't need to go.
00:43:55
Conor Shine
Right.
00:43:56
Nicole Shine
um
00:43:57
Nicole Shine
So he's like, you got to get out of here. Because Coral runs over.
00:43:57
Conor Shine
So he's like, you gotta get out of here.
00:44:00
Conor Shine
Because Coral runs the run.
00:44:01
Nicole Shine
and He's like, there's a boat coming.
00:44:02
Conor Shine
He's like, yeah, it's about to come in.
00:44:04
Nicole Shine
You got get out of here.
00:44:04
Conor Shine
You gotta get out of here.
00:44:05
Nicole Shine
And so they run.
00:44:05
Conor Shine
And so they run, get real quick and hide behind the scenes.
00:44:07
Nicole Shine
They dip real quick and hide behind like the sand
00:44:10
Conor Shine
This is another one of the parts where Vaughn's like, we have to hide.
00:44:12
Nicole Shine
Coral, am I sure?
00:44:15
Conor Shine
Coral, get my shoes.
00:44:16
Nicole Shine
Oh, yeah.
00:44:17
Conor Shine
Yeah, yeah.
00:44:17
Nicole Shine
it
00:44:17
Conor Shine
Right, bitch?
00:44:21
Conor Shine
He didn't stop by by that.
00:44:21
Nicole Shine
He say that. I forgot about that.
00:44:23
Conor Shine
He didn't stop by.
00:44:23
Nicole Shine
He didn't say Like, get your own fucking shoes.
00:44:24
Conor Shine
Like, here's your own fucking shoe. shows
00:44:27
Nicole Shine
Oh, fucker.
00:44:28
Conor Shine
Sure thing, sir. Like, fuck you. The fuck am I a bitch in my room?
00:44:31
Nicole Shine
The fuck am I bentin' around this motherfucker? But, um,
00:44:34
Conor Shine
Benson. So, um, oh, it ain't no, this is a fact of it.
00:44:36
Nicole Shine
the so, um, oh, and they have this, no, this is afterwards. So they the boat pulls up, and they're like, we know you're there.
00:44:45
Conor Shine
So, um, they're giving me a warning.
00:44:46
Nicole Shine
um We're gonna get, we're giving you a warning. We won't hurt you.
00:44:49
Conor Shine
We won't hurt you.
00:44:50
Nicole Shine
you know, the same.
00:44:50
Conor Shine
it's like, hey, guys, you didn't have any names.
00:44:51
Nicole Shine
bad guy shit. And and they like he they're like, he finds like they're bluffing.
00:44:52
Conor Shine
I can get there. So they shoot up the island of the.
00:44:54
Nicole Shine
So they shoot up the island, but they're worst shots.
00:44:57
Conor Shine
They don't think about he was there, but she's done.
00:44:58
Nicole Shine
and They don't hit nobody, even though they have machine guns. And they're like, we'll be back with dogs.
00:45:00
Conor Shine
And they kind of go, what's your name, dog?
00:45:03
Nicole Shine
and know
00:45:05
Nicole Shine
So he's like, you got to get out of here. um and But they shot her boat up so she can't leave.
00:45:05
Conor Shine
So he's like, you got to get out.
00:45:08
Conor Shine
But they shot her a bullet. She can't leave, so she's stuck with it now.
00:45:10
Nicole Shine
So she's stuck with them now. And he's like, well, get you a new boat when we get back to Jamaica, Kingston.
00:45:12
Conor Shine
And he's like, why would you put it in a Like, Kingston.
00:45:16
Nicole Shine
I'm yeah.
00:45:19
Nicole Shine
And then she tells ah her her, but before this, she told him her name was Honey Rider.
00:45:19
Conor Shine
And then she tells her, but before we to call her, her name was on the rider. And kind of left.
00:45:22
Nicole Shine
And he kind of laughs. And she's like, what's wrong with it?
00:45:24
Conor Shine
Like, what's so funny?
00:45:25
Nicole Shine
What's so funny? Because ah your name is ridiculous.
00:45:27
Conor Shine
Because I hear people like that. He's like, no, it's a beautiful name.
00:45:29
Nicole Shine
But
00:45:31
Conor Shine
Yeah. And then as soon as he gets something, like, that's a dumbass name. So then she shows, she's like, I don't know how it kind of goes.
00:45:37
Nicole Shine
so they, she shows, she's like, I know a way we can go hide. And they kind of go through like the swamp or whatever. Yeah.
00:45:45
Conor Shine
Yeah, deeper into the forest or the island.
00:45:47
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:45:48
Conor Shine
And Carl starts talking about
00:45:49
Nicole Shine
And Coral starts about the dragon again, because he's like dragon tracks, because they see these tracks that are obviously tank tracks.
00:45:52
Conor Shine
He's like dragon tracks. These tracks would obviously be tank tracks.
00:45:56
Nicole Shine
don't know he's never seen a fucking tank.
00:45:57
Conor Shine
I don't know if he's a tank.
00:45:58
Nicole Shine
But he's like, dragon tracks.
00:45:59
Conor Shine
He's like, dragon tracks.
00:46:00
Nicole Shine
And but he's
00:46:01
Conor Shine
Or a fucking dragon. Dragons have feet. Dragons aren't tanks. Yeah, he's like, I don't believe it.
00:46:06
Nicole Shine
yeah he's like, I don't believe you. And and she's like, it's true.
00:46:09
Conor Shine
It's true. He's a dragon.
00:46:10
Nicole Shine
It's a dragon. And I've seen It has right eyes.
00:46:11
Conor Shine
I'm seeing it. Like, girl, you are dumb.
00:46:13
Nicole Shine
It has glowing eyes and fire breath and all this stuff.
00:46:13
Conor Shine
so only now I'm in the fire burning. And he's like, how do you know that I'm not right?
00:46:17
Nicole Shine
and And she's like, how do you know that I'm not right? I told
00:46:22
Conor Shine
Because I'm educated. I don't know.
00:46:25
Nicole Shine
Connor, I was like, um he's probably like, I'm just looking too fucking idiot.
00:46:25
Conor Shine
God. I told Connor, he's probably like, I'm not going to talk to anybody. Right? was like, Jesus Christ. And um she starts going on.
00:46:34
Nicole Shine
And um she starts going on, she said that she thinks that Dr.
00:46:36
Conor Shine
She said that she thinks that Dr. Long killed her father randomly because was a scientist.
00:46:38
Nicole Shine
No killed her father randomly because he was a scientist and he got close to the island and never came back and
00:46:44
Conor Shine
And he got closer to the island and never came back.
00:46:48
Nicole Shine
It's not important.
00:46:48
Conor Shine
Not quick. Yeah, like she doesn't seem like she's got a vendetta.
00:46:50
Nicole Shine
it never come
00:46:53
Conor Shine
She just like matter-of-factly, you know, it never comes up against those.
00:46:55
Nicole Shine
It never comes up again, so it's not important.
00:46:57
Conor Shine
Yeah like Okay, I guess that was not not going anywhere. so they do come back with dogs.
00:47:02
Nicole Shine
So they do come back with dogs. and ah they're And it's funny, because they're in the water, like kind of cleaning off or whatever.
00:47:04
Conor Shine
They make good on the spot. They're in the water like clean and all the stuff. And he's like, you know, EO's.
00:47:11
Nicole Shine
And he's like, hey, mosquitoes.
00:47:13
Conor Shine
And she's like, put the water on you.
00:47:13
Nicole Shine
And she's like, put the water on you.
00:47:15
Conor Shine
They're after the sauce.
00:47:15
Nicole Shine
They're after the salt. And she's like,
00:47:17
Conor Shine
And she
00:47:19
Nicole Shine
She's like, you smell better already.
00:47:19
Conor Shine
like, you smell better already. I was like, well, that's Right?
00:47:20
Nicole Shine
i was like, was that shade? Right.
00:47:25
Conor Shine
Smell gas.
00:47:25
Nicole Shine
Monkey ass bitch. But,
00:47:28
Conor Shine
If you didn't wear all those linens, you wouldn't be sweating and stinking so much.
00:47:28
Nicole Shine
yes it's alcohol coming through your pores.
00:47:32
Conor Shine
It's alcohol coming through your pores.
00:47:35
Nicole Shine
But,
00:47:36
Conor Shine
It's smell like scotch and vodka. Look at the mosquitoes after.
00:47:39
Nicole Shine
what the mosquitoes are after?
Underwater Hiding and Mistaken Dragon
00:47:42
Nicole Shine
But, they wasn't attacking nobody else.
00:47:42
Conor Shine
But weren't technically.
00:47:43
Nicole Shine
Oh, and Quirrell's a drunk too, because he fucking,
00:47:44
Conor Shine
Oh, and Curl was drunk too because we fucking has a jugger room and he's like shotguns that shit the whole time.
00:47:47
Nicole Shine
has a jug of rum, and he's like shotgunning that shit the whole time.
00:47:51
Conor Shine
but
00:47:51
Nicole Shine
But so they're like match made in heaven.
00:47:52
Conor Shine
So they're like a match made in heaven.
00:47:55
Nicole Shine
But um so the guys come back with the dogs, and they get this idea to like put like bamboo reeds in their mouth and hide under the water and breathe through the tube.
00:47:57
Conor Shine
So the guys come back to the dogs and they get this idea to put it. Bamboo reads, their mouths are hot in the water and they get down in the water and the guys with the dogs, the dogs get spooked and go past them.
00:48:06
Nicole Shine
And they get down in the water, and the guys with the dogs, they kind of go. The dogs get spooked and kind of go past them.
00:48:13
Conor Shine
yeah But there's like one lone guy who's still searching.
00:48:13
Nicole Shine
But there's like one lone guy left who's still searching. And Bond grabs him and, like, silenced that. I don't know if he stabbed the guy or what he did to the guy. cause It looked like he pulled out a knife.
00:48:25
Conor Shine
out of a day
00:48:25
Nicole Shine
But when the guy was dead, it was no blood or anything.
00:48:27
Conor Shine
no blood
00:48:28
Nicole Shine
So I don't know.
00:48:28
Conor Shine
yeah either that or like a stranglehold and it was kind of like off camera or kind of skewed and all you do is see Honey Rider's face is just like oh yeah yeah i go And he goes it was necessary.
00:48:35
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:48:41
Nicole Shine
And he's like.
00:48:44
Conor Shine
Yeah I had to.
00:48:44
Nicole Shine
yeah i had to.
00:48:47
Conor Shine
Yeah.
00:48:47
Nicole Shine
But it was pretty funny.
00:48:48
Conor Shine
Carl was like, yeah, that guy was smart.
00:48:49
Nicole Shine
And Coral was like, yeah, that guy was smart. He knew to follow.
00:48:51
Conor Shine
Carl did blank. He was like, that's just how shit runs in Jamaica, baby.
00:48:56
Nicole Shine
Yeah, he was like, he was smart.
00:48:56
Conor Shine
Yeah. He was like, he was smart.
00:48:58
Nicole Shine
He knew to stay behind while the other guys left and all that stuff.
00:48:58
Conor Shine
He needed to stay behind. where Right? For real.
00:49:01
Nicole Shine
so
00:49:02
Nicole Shine
So they go further. And they go past the point where it says, do not pass.
00:49:02
Conor Shine
So there you go further.
00:49:04
Conor Shine
And the co-passed, where it says, do not pass.
00:49:06
Nicole Shine
Like, it was fine.
00:49:06
Conor Shine
So it says, do not pass the point.
00:49:07
Nicole Shine
It says, do not pass this point. um And so it starts getting dark.
00:49:10
Conor Shine
And it starts getting dark.
00:49:13
Nicole Shine
and
00:49:13
Conor Shine
And sees the dragon.
00:49:14
Nicole Shine
we see the dragon.
00:49:17
Nicole Shine
Which is just a tank.
00:49:17
Conor Shine
It's just a tank. And he's like, tell me what it is.
00:49:19
Nicole Shine
and he's like And he's like, if that ain't a dragon, tell me what is.
00:49:22
Conor Shine
And he's like, the kind that lands on diesel.
00:49:22
Nicole Shine
And he's like, the kind that runs on diesel. It's a
00:49:27
Conor Shine
It's a fucking tank that has like a shark teeth painted on the front of it.
00:49:29
Nicole Shine
tank. It has shark's teeth on it.
00:49:34
Nicole Shine
Yeah, it's just painted with shark's teeth on it.
00:49:35
Conor Shine
And it does fire and fire.
00:49:36
Nicole Shine
And it does fire fire, but they just rigged it to fire or fire.
00:49:36
Conor Shine
But it's not a fucking tank. It's obviously a tank. but but is not
00:49:41
Nicole Shine
But it's not a fucking dragon. it's obviously a tank.
00:49:45
Conor Shine
but
00:49:45
Nicole Shine
But... So Bon is like, all right.
00:49:48
Conor Shine
So him and Carl, they get behind this bush, and they have their guns.
00:49:49
Nicole Shine
So him and Quirrell, they get behind the bush, and they have their guns. And he's like, I'll take out the tires and the lights, and you take out the driver or something.
00:49:54
Conor Shine
And he's like, I'll take out the tires and the lights if you take out the driver or something. They're shooting their little
00:49:59
Nicole Shine
And they're shooting their little-ass
Capture and Decontamination
00:50:01
Nicole Shine
guns in this tank.
00:50:01
Conor Shine
ass guns in the plane.
00:50:03
Conor Shine
And this is the funniest part of the whole fucking movie.
00:50:04
Nicole Shine
And this is the funniest part the whole fucking movie.
00:50:08
Conor Shine
They're shooting birds of they're turning on Carl.
00:50:08
Nicole Shine
the shooting burst of fire is just riding towards them, and they're shooting at it. And it fucking turns on Quirrell. Blast on And he's in the way he can go.
00:50:15
Conor Shine
Blast on fire. And the way he yells.
00:50:18
Nicole Shine
And first one is, too, you so
00:50:23
Nicole Shine
much to move.
00:50:23
Conor Shine
And the funniest part, too, is like he had so much time to fucking move.
00:50:25
Nicole Shine
that's what you get to the first time where I'm from.
00:50:29
Conor Shine
I think that's where that skip from the first Awesome Powers comes from. no it's a another movie, too, where I think if I was going to imagine somebody's like standing in the way.
00:50:34
Nicole Shine
No, it's another movie, too, where I think it's a one of the Roger Moore ones where somebody's, like, standing in the way, but that one, too.
00:50:40
Conor Shine
But that one, too, it's just like, dude, go walk away.
00:50:41
Nicole Shine
It's just like, dude, move out the way.
00:50:42
Conor Shine
seriously eard if the r yeah and yeah they tase them and all this shit
00:50:43
Nicole Shine
Ah! Ah!
00:50:47
Nicole Shine
So he barbecued chicken, R.I.P. Coral. Oh, yeah. And then they turn the tank on James Bond and they're like, of course, they have to drop their weapons and surrender.
00:50:58
Nicole Shine
the And, like, they go to take her knife, and she fights with them, and they push her, and James tries to fight them.
00:51:02
Conor Shine
ah second night if you're think nali carrying james charlie the for i if i't
00:51:05
Nicole Shine
It's like a whole thing, and she's like, leave them alone!
00:51:06
Conor Shine
steve i
00:51:07
Nicole Shine
And They beat them up, and they tase them, and all this shit.
00:51:10
Conor Shine
learn and all this And they get captured and taken to the little man lair, Dr.
00:51:12
Nicole Shine
And they get captured and taken to their lair, Dr.
00:51:17
Conor Shine
Knows lair on the island, and they go through decantation.
00:51:17
Nicole Shine
Knows' lair on the island. And they go through decontamination. and they also spoofed it to Austin Powers with they go through like this whole shower process.
00:51:21
Conor Shine
yeah also south And with decontamination. It's basically where they got that decontamination scene from. They go through like this whole shower process. Get off the radiation from them and yeah.
00:51:32
Nicole Shine
Get off the radiation and all the radiation.
00:51:37
Conor Shine
She's fine now him They get nice like fucking robes
00:51:37
Nicole Shine
And first, they get it right down with a squeegee. And then they go through the shower.
00:51:40
Conor Shine
i want to compare
00:51:41
Nicole Shine
And it's like on a conveyor belt. And they're like moving through the different showers. And their levels are going down. Who's at 40%? Oh, who's at 30%? Yeah.
00:51:50
Conor Shine
she's fine now him hey god it's
00:51:53
Nicole Shine
And they get dried towels and dried off and all that. the
00:51:56
Conor Shine
they get nice like fucking
00:52:00
Nicole Shine
Bath and body works.
00:52:00
Conor Shine
robes and like yeah
00:52:04
Nicole Shine
That's how.
00:52:05
Conor Shine
Right? And then they are told to go through this big door, right, to be sent in.
00:52:10
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:52:11
Conor Shine
And the funny thing is they're in between the doors. And it's just funny how they were given slippers, too, like big floppy-ass slippers.
00:52:15
Nicole Shine
And it's just funny how it works too. Like, damn.
00:52:22
Conor Shine
Like, damn, this is a resort, man. Yeah, it's nice in It's like they get taken back to their room, and it's like nice for in one's house.
00:52:24
Nicole Shine
Yeah, it's nice in there. He got it hooked up. It's like they get taken to their rooms, and there's like sweet. It's like nice touring hotel suite sweeping it.
00:52:31
Conor Shine
It doesn't just look like hotel. They got like a furniture suite with it's all decked out.
00:52:34
Nicole Shine
They got like a connecting suite with it's all decked out and fully
00:52:38
Conor Shine
Yeah. Furnished with clothes.
00:52:39
Nicole Shine
furnished with clothes.
Suspicion and Capture
00:52:41
Conor Shine
I mean, if this film thing doesn't work out, he needs to open up an island getaway.
00:52:44
Nicole Shine
no
00:52:47
Conor Shine
Spectre Crab Key getaway. don't know. So, yeah, the lady shows on me.
00:52:50
Nicole Shine
So yeah, the the lady shows, I mean, she's really nice.
00:52:53
Conor Shine
She's really nice. She's like, I'm a sister.
00:52:54
Nicole Shine
She's like, I'm sister.
00:52:55
Conor Shine
I don't remember her name.
00:52:55
Nicole Shine
i don't remember her name. And this is sister, whoever.
00:52:57
Conor Shine
It's a sister of whoever.
00:52:58
Nicole Shine
And you know we're here to make your stay comfortable.
00:52:58
Conor Shine
And, you know, we're here to make her stay comfortable and
00:53:00
Nicole Shine
And Bond is just being shady to the lady the whole time.
00:53:02
Conor Shine
i'll get paid seven yen to do this this and this don't have good right you but um yeah so they have left food out from home and um they go to eat so bond starts
00:53:04
Nicole Shine
And I'm like, bitch, I'm here. I'm just housekeeping. What the fuck are you being traded to me before
00:53:10
Conor Shine
i'll get paid seven ye to do this this and this
00:53:15
Nicole Shine
for? I'm like, well, fuck you then. Don't have a good stay.
00:53:16
Conor Shine
um a good thank right fuck you ah but
00:53:19
Nicole Shine
ah But um yeah, so theyre they have left food out for them.
00:53:22
Conor Shine
bura
00:53:22
Nicole Shine
And um they go to eat.
00:53:24
Conor Shine
a go he
00:53:26
Nicole Shine
Well, Bond starts eating, pouring the coffee.
00:53:26
Conor Shine
obama's you know pouring a coffee and she's like how do i eat at a time like this and he's like well we don't know we don't get another meal i mean that's true that's smart for real they both start drinking the coffee and she's like he's like this place is probably all wiped down so be careful what say and
00:53:28
Nicole Shine
And she's like, how can you eat at a time like this? And he's like, well, we don't know. We're going to get another meal. so
00:53:35
Nicole Shine
So they both start drinking the coffee. And she's like he's like, this place is probably all wired for sound, so be careful what you say. And
Dr. No's Introduction and Boasting
00:53:43
Nicole Shine
um days she starts like passing out. Like, I feel sleepy. Obviously, the coffee's drugged. And he throws the cup all dramatically and passes out.
00:53:43
Conor Shine
um they's she starts like passing out like i feel sleepy obviously poppy's drugged and bonnie's like and he like throws the cup automatically
00:53:55
Conor Shine
He tries to get up, but yeah, it's by then it's too late.
00:53:57
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:53:57
Conor Shine
So he passes out. And then this creepy scene. Yeah, because somebody comes and puts him in bed.
00:54:00
Nicole Shine
Yeah, because somebody comes and puts them in bed.
00:54:03
Conor Shine
And then Dr.
00:54:03
Nicole Shine
And then Dr.
00:54:04
Conor Shine
Noe comes.
00:54:04
Nicole Shine
No comes.
00:54:04
Nicole Shine
And we still haven't seen Dr.
00:54:04
Conor Shine
We still haven't seen Dr.
00:54:06
Conor Shine
Noe's face yet.
00:54:06
Nicole Shine
No's face yet.
00:54:06
Conor Shine
We've only seen it so well.
00:54:07
Nicole Shine
We've only seen his silhouette.
00:54:07
Conor Shine
But he comes and a kind of sees a creeper.
00:54:08
Nicole Shine
But he comes and kind of being a creeper.
00:54:10
Nicole Shine
and Because he goes to Bond and like pulls the cover back and kind of touches his face.
00:54:10
Conor Shine
Because he goes to Bond and pulls the cover and kind of touches his face.
00:54:16
Conor Shine
He's being kind of creepy.
00:54:16
Nicole Shine
He's being kind of creepy.
00:54:18
Conor Shine
That's the first we see of his hands.
00:54:19
Nicole Shine
creepy ass.
00:54:21
Conor Shine
Yeah, whatever.
00:54:21
Nicole Shine
Yeah. His metal ass hand.
00:54:23
Conor Shine
He does like the thinner brush against his cheek. Yeah.
00:54:26
Nicole Shine
Yeah. Like, I'm creeping like a creeper.
00:54:30
Conor Shine
So they wake up and he's like, how do you feel?
00:54:30
Nicole Shine
So they wake up. And and it's like he's telling, honey, he's like, how do you feel?
00:54:36
Conor Shine
She's like, sleepy.
00:54:37
Nicole Shine
And she's like, sleepy. And um they go getting changed in their Chinese clothes because
00:54:39
Conor Shine
And you think I'll get changed in your Chinese clothes. Yep. is so And the lady's like, we didn't know your size until yesterday.
00:54:45
Nicole Shine
their silks. And the lady was like, yeah, we didn't know your size till yesterday.
00:54:49
Conor Shine
a hopefully everything fits.
00:54:49
Nicole Shine
So hopefully everything fits. And we were expecting you yesterday at TE.
00:54:52
Conor Shine
And We were expecting you yesterday at TV, but they've been expecting them.
00:54:55
Nicole Shine
So they've been expecting them to come.
00:54:56
Conor Shine
Basically, they've been expecting them the whole time.
00:54:56
Nicole Shine
Basically, they've been expecting them the whole time.
00:54:58
Conor Shine
Yeah. That's all.
00:54:59
Nicole Shine
So they get changed and then Like, the doctor's expecting you for dinner, and it's like, she's like, will you show?
00:55:00
Conor Shine
It's changing, man. The doctor's expecting you expect in for dinner, and she's like, will you show? And it's like, picture where else we're going to go.
00:55:05
Nicole Shine
And it's like, bitch, where else are we going go? We stuck here.
00:55:07
Conor Shine
We're stuck here. I know, right?
00:55:08
Nicole Shine
There's no windows, no doors.
00:55:09
Conor Shine
north doors We can't get out.
00:55:09
Nicole Shine
We can't get out.
00:55:10
Conor Shine
Where else are we going?
00:55:10
Nicole Shine
Where else are we going?
00:55:12
Conor Shine
Yeah. Can't really say no if I'm trapped in here. So, yeah, I guess you can say we're expected.
00:55:16
Nicole Shine
Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:18
Conor Shine
We'll go. So they get shown up on the elevator, the doctor suite, I guess.
00:55:20
Nicole Shine
So they get shown up on the elevator to doctor's suite, I guess.
00:55:25
Conor Shine
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:26
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:55:27
Conor Shine
And you can take it from the district.
00:55:27
Nicole Shine
And you can take it from here. You take from there.
00:55:30
Conor Shine
um They basically go in there.
00:55:31
Nicole Shine
They basically
00:55:32
Conor Shine
They kind of look around. They start looking at the big-ass window that looks like
00:55:35
Nicole Shine
go in there.
Dr. No's Plan and Bond's Sabotage
00:55:41
Conor Shine
there's an aquarium on the other side.
00:55:43
Conor Shine
They don't know if it's if they're like...
00:55:46
Nicole Shine
They're like
00:55:47
Conor Shine
under the sea or what have you i mean they probably are but um and then as they're talking about that uh dr no basically interrupts them comes in and uh they have some playful banter back and forth and he's kind of gloating about
00:55:47
Nicole Shine
under the skin. I mean, they don't know. But at their time, Dr. Noe,
00:56:07
Conor Shine
the aquarium, how he's really, you know, he's proud of it. He set it all up. It's 10 inches of glass and it makes everything look magnified and spare no expense kind of thing.
00:56:20
Conor Shine
And all the while, Bond's just doing this typical thing where he's just throwing shade.
00:56:23
Nicole Shine
been so shady the whole time.
00:56:25
Conor Shine
For real.
00:56:26
Nicole Shine
Like
00:56:26
Conor Shine
He's like throwing these crazy, like just shady comments toward him.
00:56:29
Nicole Shine
shading his hand.
00:56:32
Conor Shine
Like shaking his hands.
00:56:33
Nicole Shine
like shading his hands
00:56:35
Conor Shine
Yeah, because now we clearly see Dr.
00:56:36
Nicole Shine
you
00:56:37
Conor Shine
No's face and everything. and Yeah, we him have metal hands instead of the accident with the radiation and shading this and shading him about that.
00:56:39
Nicole Shine
Yeah, we see it he has metal hands. He says the accident with the radiation and shading this and shade him about that.
00:56:45
Conor Shine
And he's like, think he works for the doctor.
00:56:45
Nicole Shine
And then he tells him he works for Spectre.
00:56:48
Conor Shine
Oh, yeah.
00:56:48
Nicole Shine
yeah.
00:56:48
Conor Shine
they Yeah, they go up and have dinner.
00:56:50
Nicole Shine
Yeah. And yeah,
00:56:52
Conor Shine
um And yeah, the shade continues.
00:56:54
Nicole Shine
the shit.
00:56:55
Conor Shine
And that's when he's like, well, I would have thought, you know, we try to get rid of you, but you've proven quite troublesome.
00:56:56
Nicole Shine
He's like, well, we try to get you.
00:57:03
Conor Shine
And ah thought I would...
00:57:04
Nicole Shine
I thought was.
00:57:05
Conor Shine
invite you to join Spectre, but you seem like.
00:57:06
Nicole Shine
thought you'd be. What stands for what? The special...
00:57:11
Conor Shine
Oh, shoot. know it's extortion.
00:57:14
Nicole Shine
I know it's ah extortion... a
00:57:20
Conor Shine
Here we go.
00:57:20
Nicole Shine
it Something.
00:57:20
Conor Shine
Hold on.
00:57:21
Nicole Shine
Okay.
00:57:21
Conor Shine
Spectre stands for the Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion.
00:57:22
Nicole Shine
Such a dope name.
00:57:30
Conor Shine
Okay. Cool.
00:57:35
Conor Shine
But anyway.
00:57:35
Nicole Shine
but don't it
00:57:36
Conor Shine
So trying to stay funny, so he's like, I don't think the girl should be a part of this.
00:57:37
Nicole Shine
The revenge part. Because even Bond says that he's like, I like the revenge part.
00:57:40
Conor Shine
She won't tell anybody, whatever.
00:57:41
Nicole Shine
Or whatever.
00:57:42
Conor Shine
She's not important.
00:57:45
Nicole Shine
So dumb.
00:57:45
Conor Shine
And Dr. Nunez was like, yeah, you're right.
00:57:46
Nicole Shine
But anyway. So he's going to tell him plan.
00:57:48
Conor Shine
And get her out of here. And she's like, no, I'm going to stay.
00:57:49
Nicole Shine
But he's like trying to save Honey to work. So he's like, I don't think the girl should be a part of this.
00:57:53
Conor Shine
don think the girl should being a part of this she won't tell anybody
00:57:54
Nicole Shine
She won't tell anybody. whatever She's not important.
00:57:56
Conor Shine
kind for and
00:57:58
Nicole Shine
And Dr.
00:57:59
Conor Shine
and losing
00:57:59
Nicole Shine
No's like, yeah, you're right.
00:58:00
Conor Shine
yeah you're right
00:58:01
Nicole Shine
And ah get you know get her out of here.
00:58:01
Conor Shine
know you know i get her out of here and she's like no i'm go a stay
00:58:04
Nicole Shine
And she's like, no, I want to stay.
00:58:06
Conor Shine
And he's like, no.
00:58:06
Nicole Shine
And ah he's like, no. um
00:58:09
Conor Shine
And Bond thinks he's going let her go.
00:58:09
Nicole Shine
And Bond thinks she's going to let her go. But of course, dr No being evil, is like, no, I think the guards will have some fun with her.
00:58:11
Conor Shine
of course, Dr. Melo will be an evil. And I'm like, no, I think that Mars will have some fun with her. And Stein goes up to like, no.
00:58:16
Nicole Shine
And Bond goes up to like, like no. And they drag her off.
00:58:20
Conor Shine
They take drag her off. And he grabs the bottle.
00:58:21
Nicole Shine
And he like grabs the bottle.
00:58:23
Conor Shine
like he's
00:58:23
Nicole Shine
like He's going to break it.
00:58:24
Conor Shine
And he's like, Mr.
00:58:25
Nicole Shine
And he's like, oh Mr.
00:58:26
Conor Shine
Bond, that's a John Perry on 55.
00:58:26
Nicole Shine
Bond, that's a Dom Perignon 55. I don't think we should break that.
00:58:28
Conor Shine
I don't think we should break that. He's like, I prefer the 503.
00:58:30
Nicole Shine
He's like, i prefer the 53.
00:58:31
Conor Shine
Once again, Bond's got to the last word.
00:58:33
Nicole Shine
have you He got to last word.
00:58:34
Conor Shine
got to have the last word.
00:58:36
Nicole Shine
Right.
00:58:36
Conor Shine
right so then he tells him his plan of course you gotta tell the here the good guy your whole entire plan yep monologue yeah so there the point is to stop this launch to blow the launch and um they don't think why they put it on because they went to the east and the west
00:58:38
Nicole Shine
So, and then he tells them his plan. Of course, you got to tell the but good guy your whole entire plan.
00:58:48
Nicole Shine
Yeah. Yeah, so their plan is to stop the launch, to blow up the launch. And um they don't say why they plan to blow up.
00:58:59
Nicole Shine
Because they went to the east and the west And to pay them.
00:59:02
Conor Shine
Yeah,
00:59:03
Nicole Shine
And neither one wanted to.
00:59:04
Conor Shine
it's
00:59:04
Nicole Shine
So they're just going blow it up, I guess.
00:59:05
Conor Shine
they just don't blow it up i guess yeah like they wouldn't deal with them, so they're like, alright, you won't deal with us, we'll blow your shit.
00:59:06
Nicole Shine
any
00:59:11
Nicole Shine
We won't deal with this. We'll just blow it up.
00:59:12
Conor Shine
yeah Yeah, right, like force them into it. so hes talking love in destroy island
00:59:15
Nicole Shine
And then he's going to blow it up. And then destroy the island afterwards.
00:59:19
Conor Shine
Yeah, like move on, so
Final Showdown and Rescue
00:59:21
Conor Shine
that way he doesn't get caught. like Yeah, so that's their whole plan.
00:59:23
Nicole Shine
Yeah. So that's that's their whole plan. whisper kinda yeah Which is kind of dumb.
00:59:26
Conor Shine
was Brilliant. Yeah, it was kind of dumb. But anyway.
00:59:29
Nicole Shine
But anyway.
00:59:30
Conor Shine
So, and he's like, don't take me for a fool because Vine tried to slip a knife in his sleeve he saw, he totally saw him.
00:59:31
Nicole Shine
so And he's like, don't take me for a fool, because Bond tried to slip a knife in his sleeve, and he thought hes holy saw,
00:59:39
Conor Shine
Like when he picked up the wine bottle to act like he was going to attack the guard, he he had hidden a knife, table knife. And the funny thing was, that makes me think like, he did not give two shits about the girl.
00:59:47
Nicole Shine
And the funny thing was, especially if he was a
00:59:52
Conor Shine
he was just doing that as a distraction.
00:59:56
Nicole Shine
And, well, he did.
00:59:57
Conor Shine
And what he did.
00:59:58
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:59:58
Conor Shine
Yeah, he did. and Sure.
01:00:00
Nicole Shine
And, um.
01:00:01
Conor Shine
So he had the guards rough him up somewhere, and he walks off later.
01:00:01
Nicole Shine
So he has the guards rough him up some more as he walks off. And later, like, it's like the most, like, unintimidating.
01:00:07
Conor Shine
Like, it's like the most unintimidating.
01:00:09
Nicole Shine
Like, there's, like, slightly slapping him.
01:00:09
Conor Shine
Like, they were like lightly clapping him. Sloppy. And he gets thrown into a field.
01:00:15
Nicole Shine
And he gets thrown into a cell. And we cut to him later.
01:00:18
Conor Shine
And we cut to him later.
01:00:20
Nicole Shine
He wakes up.
01:00:20
Conor Shine
got beat up.
01:00:21
Nicole Shine
He's all bruised up. He got beat up. And um he's looking rough.
01:00:23
Conor Shine
and he's looking rough.
01:00:24
Nicole Shine
he all over His clothes all ripped up.
01:00:24
Conor Shine
He got all ripped. He all ripped up.
01:00:26
Nicole Shine
and Like, the clothes he was wearing earlier, they he's not he's not wearing the same clothes.
01:00:27
Conor Shine
Like the clothes he was wearing earlier, he got all wearing the clothes.
01:00:30
Nicole Shine
Like, he got ripped.
01:00:30
Conor Shine
Yeah, now he's got like a white shirt and kind of white pants. Yeah, it's all ripped up.
01:00:35
Nicole Shine
Yeah, all ripped up. And he he goes to like escape through the vent, but it's really hot.
01:00:38
Conor Shine
He goes to like a skater event, but it's like really hot and it burns his hands.
01:00:41
Nicole Shine
And it burns his hands. That's pretty funny, because he's like, ah!
01:00:43
Conor Shine
His events are really big.
01:00:45
Nicole Shine
it
01:00:46
Nicole Shine
He kind of does a mini crawl.
01:00:46
Conor Shine
He got his little mini curl.
01:00:47
Conor Shine
He's like, ah!
01:00:48
Nicole Shine
He's like, ah!
01:00:49
Conor Shine
Like, oh, god.
01:00:49
Nicole Shine
And falls down. And so he takes his shoe, and he breaks it down with his shoe and crawls up in there.
01:00:50
Conor Shine
And so he takes a cue and breaks it down with you and crawls up in there.
01:00:56
Nicole Shine
But it's like,
01:00:56
Conor Shine
But it's like superheated in there.
01:00:57
Nicole Shine
superheated in there, so he's, like, burning his fingers.
01:00:58
Conor Shine
So he's like burning his finger. He's like blowing his finger.
01:01:00
Nicole Shine
He's, like, blowing it.
01:01:01
Conor Shine
Yeah, like, oh, shit. So he's like, and he has to run his finger.
01:01:03
Nicole Shine
So he, like, rips his shirt and wraps it around his fingers to kind make gloves so he can kind of crawl.
01:01:06
Conor Shine
I think from the radiation. Yeah, as it gets further.
01:01:09
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
01:01:11
Conor Shine
and then the dust of like, more of the generator.
01:01:11
Nicole Shine
And then a Augusta, like, water gushes through there. And that's fortuitous because it kind of, like, pulls it off some.
01:01:15
Conor Shine
And that's Julius because you're kind of like, holding off something.
01:01:18
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
01:01:18
Conor Shine
Yeah.
01:01:20
Nicole Shine
And um he comes out the other vent.
01:01:20
Conor Shine
And he comes out the other end. Yeah.
01:01:23
Nicole Shine
busts through the other vent, crawls down, and a random guy just happens to be walking by in a like radiation suit.
01:01:23
Conor Shine
I don't know why they say those things. I don't know why they say radiation. campus we walk by you know like and those things
01:01:32
Nicole Shine
It's those same suits from Austin Powers that you see, like the plastic ass. Yeah.
01:01:37
Conor Shine
yeah the whole body not
01:01:38
Nicole Shine
i yeah I don't know how to explain those suits. I don't know how they're supposed to protect from radiation.
01:01:41
Conor Shine
highly <unk> radiation
01:01:44
Nicole Shine
looks like, I don't know what those suits are made out of.
01:01:47
Conor Shine
what those suits are made out of.
01:01:49
Nicole Shine
but um
01:01:49
Conor Shine
But they're like plastic suits.
01:01:50
Nicole Shine
And they they're like plastic suits, and they have like a window where you can see out of.
01:01:52
Conor Shine
They have like a window where you how it So he attacks the guy, shows them out quietly, slips it on, and he pretends like he's a worker.
01:01:54
Nicole Shine
So he attacks the guy chokes him out quietly, gets the suit, slips it on, and he pretends like he's a worker.
01:02:01
Conor Shine
And he slips.
01:02:01
Nicole Shine
And he slips.
01:02:02
Conor Shine
I guess there's no cameras.
01:02:02
Nicole Shine
I guess there's no cameras.
01:02:04
Nicole Shine
The place is wired for sound, but obviously not
01:02:04
Conor Shine
The person's wired for sound, but obviously not
Escape and Reflections
01:02:06
Nicole Shine
video. um
01:02:06
Conor Shine
for the rest.
01:02:09
Conor Shine
Then he slips into where everybody was about to shoot the missile.
01:02:09
Nicole Shine
So he slips into where everybody's about to shoot the missile the crech your all around to room to blow up the space.
01:02:14
Conor Shine
control room where dr no is um launch or whatever and they're counting down and found behind nobody knows he's like earning lever so like super heat um to sabotage the nuclear um thing that's in this pool yeah yeah and he's like turning it off like
01:02:18
Nicole Shine
um launch or whatever. And they're counting down. And Vaughn's behind him. Nobody notices him. He's, like, turning in this lever to, like, superheat to sabotage the nuclear thing that's in this pool.
01:02:37
Nicole Shine
And he's, like, turning it off.
01:02:40
Conor Shine
Plus the goes off because the radioactivity got too high for too long.
01:02:40
Nicole Shine
Like, they're counting down. And the closer they get, he starts turning it faster faster. And then, finally, somebody recognizing him, trying to, like, sa sabotage this thing.
01:02:45
Conor Shine
So everyone's like running out here comes
01:02:49
Nicole Shine
And the guy goes over and tries to hit the emergency like stop.
01:02:49
Conor Shine
and a guy the tried the hitcomers yeah yeah
01:02:53
Nicole Shine
And ah he bond, gets him, and starts fighting him. And him down. And finally, everybody recognizes.
01:02:58
Conor Shine
finally everybody recognize
01:03:00
Nicole Shine
It's like, oh, shit, this is Bond.
01:03:00
Conor Shine
and
01:03:02
Nicole Shine
Yeah,
01:03:02
Conor Shine
plus the alarm goes off cause the radioactivity got too high
01:03:05
Nicole Shine
yeah. Yeah.
01:03:06
Conor Shine
too long so everyone's like running out and here comes Dr. No running after Bond up there. And the way he runs, it looks like a little toddler with poop in his pants.
01:03:13
Nicole Shine
awake it oh
01:03:19
Conor Shine
He's got his little mannequin hands.
01:03:19
Nicole Shine
Oh,
01:03:21
Conor Shine
like Oh, gosh. Hilarious. so they get Yeah, go ahead.
01:03:24
Nicole Shine
ah they yeah.
01:03:26
Conor Shine
They have this low-motion fight.
01:03:26
Nicole Shine
They have the slow motion ass fight. And Bond easily whoops his ass.
01:03:29
Conor Shine
And Bond easily whips his head. He kind of does. He got metal hands, but he gets fast weight.
01:03:33
Nicole Shine
He got metal hands and he gets fast whipped.
01:03:36
Conor Shine
Yeah, because like they end up fighting on the top there and then they fall down on this little kind of like lifting mechanism that goes up and down from the water. And at first, Bond's like below Dr.
01:03:47
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
01:03:48
Conor Shine
Noh and Dr. Noh is trying to like choke him and push his head down in the radioactive water.
01:03:50
Nicole Shine
He gets boiled alive.
01:03:53
Conor Shine
And Bond just flips it on him and jumps up.
01:03:54
Nicole Shine
He gets boiled alive.
01:03:57
Conor Shine
And Dr.
01:03:58
Nicole Shine
I mean, yeah.
01:03:58
Conor Shine
Noh is like, he can't, there's no grabbing, you know, because his hands are just kind of mannequin hands.
01:04:00
Nicole Shine
Yep. Um... yeah
01:04:04
Conor Shine
So... He has no grip and he just, he gets boiled alive.
01:04:06
Nicole Shine
yes boy alive
01:04:09
Conor Shine
I mean, yeah. And the nuclear water.
01:04:12
Nicole Shine
and nuclear water
01:04:14
Conor Shine
Yep, nuclear cool the water. That'll do it every time. So, if I was to find honey,
01:04:19
Nicole Shine
So Bond goes to find Honey.
01:04:22
Conor Shine
and everyone's freaking out
01:04:22
Nicole Shine
And he's like, everybody's freaking out right now.
01:04:24
Conor Shine
don't know and then finally he's like
01:04:26
Nicole Shine
He's where's the girl?
01:04:27
Conor Shine
i don't know he' randomly fine to people like so
01:04:27
Nicole Shine
I don't know. And he's like randomly punching people. Like he'll grab them. Where's the girl? i can't move it I don't know.
01:04:31
Conor Shine
i don't know if my jump don is back true
01:04:32
Nicole Shine
Punch them, throw them to the side, grab the next girl. guy Where's the girl? Came in.
01:04:35
Conor Shine
i but
01:04:36
Nicole Shine
Punch them.
01:04:37
Conor Shine
and they finally trans believe
01:04:37
Nicole Shine
And then finally he grabs the lady. I'm like, he punched this lady.
01:04:39
Conor Shine
lady a finally
01:04:39
Nicole Shine
So finally he grabs the lady. And ah she's like, she's in room 12.
01:04:41
Conor Shine
like two through twelve he's like show
01:04:42
Nicole Shine
And he's like, show me. So he goes to room 12.
01:04:44
Conor Shine
char me a close room twelve And there's a guy like, and he just punches him.
01:04:47
Nicole Shine
And there's a guy like running out, and he just punches him.
01:04:50
Conor Shine
I'm like, oh, maybe he had a game that you need to do something.
01:04:50
Nicole Shine
I'm like, oh maybe he had a key that you needed or something. Because he like punches him and throws him to the side.
01:04:54
Conor Shine
Right? No.
01:04:55
Nicole Shine
And then um she's just tied up.
01:04:55
Conor Shine
No, it's fine. She's just tied up. He didn't.
01:04:58
Nicole Shine
He didn't need a key or anything. So he he rescues her.
01:04:59
Conor Shine
So he rested her. She probably did untie her, so she didn't like she's tied up that tight.
01:05:01
Nicole Shine
She probably could have untied her. So she didn't look like she was tied up that tight.
01:05:05
Conor Shine
Right. But um she's not wearing pants now.
01:05:05
Nicole Shine
But um she's not wearing pants now? Like, does she?
01:05:11
Conor Shine
Is she? Yeah, like she just has like a tied
01:05:12
Nicole Shine
Yeah. Hopefully.
01:05:16
Conor Shine
white shirt and hopefully she didn't get a little with her oh god because she had on pins i guess the guards did yeah maybe they wanted to live hopefully i mean yeah um anyway so um yeah that's not a thing to worry about that oh they just probably went there for the rest of the week but um so they might be too clean
01:05:17
Nicole Shine
Hopefully she didn't get diddle with her. But she had on pants when she left.
01:05:27
Nicole Shine
Maybe they just wanted to look. Hopefully they didn't. Anyway, so... Yeah, that's not thing too hard about that. So she... They just probably wanted her to be as naked as possible for the rest of the movie. But... um So they like, you took clothes.
01:05:42
Conor Shine
hu doesn So they run out freaking out and jumping at the water.
01:05:45
Nicole Shine
So they run out and they... um Everybody's freaking out jumping into the city of water.
01:05:49
Conor Shine
It's funny.
01:05:49
Nicole Shine
It's pretty funny.
01:05:51
Conor Shine
Like they show so many people like jumping in the water. Yeah.
01:05:54
Nicole Shine
Because island is about to blow up.
01:05:56
Conor Shine
yeah And they find a boat.
01:05:57
Nicole Shine
Yeah. And um they find a boat.
01:06:00
Conor Shine
Yeah, there's just like a boat like hanging on the side.
01:06:00
Nicole Shine
Yeah. It's just like a boat.
01:06:03
Conor Shine
The guys jump into the water when they out there's a lot work there.
01:06:03
Nicole Shine
You'd think that the the guys weren't jumping into the water would have knew about this since they worked there. But it's a boat.
01:06:07
Conor Shine
it's a boat.
01:06:08
Nicole Shine
So they get on the boat, and they get away in time.
01:06:08
Conor Shine
So they get on the boat and get away. and And later we cut to the bank drifting, drifting water.
01:06:13
Nicole Shine
And later, we cut to them drifting. adrift on the water.
01:06:17
Conor Shine
He's like, we're out of fuel.
01:06:17
Nicole Shine
He's like, we're out of fuel.
01:06:19
Conor Shine
Bond's checking the dipstick. And I'm like, how do you tell that you're out of fuel by checking the oil?
01:06:26
Nicole Shine
ah
01:06:26
Conor Shine
Okay, sure. Or he was doing that to get with her.
01:06:29
Nicole Shine
Were they aren't ye out of fuel Were they?
01:06:34
Conor Shine
So he started being all cute with her and getting kissed a little bit and
01:06:34
Nicole Shine
So he starts being all cute with her and get kissed a little bit. And Felix comes up with the help finally.
01:06:39
Conor Shine
And Philly's comes up with the help. Finally, all late and shit.
01:06:43
Nicole Shine
All late and shit.
01:06:44
Conor Shine
I was like, that was longer than 12 hours, my T.
01:06:44
Nicole Shine
I was like, that was longer than 12 hours, my G.
01:06:46
Conor Shine
That was like a whole day.
01:06:47
Nicole Shine
That was like a whole day. You're supposed to be here.
01:06:49
Conor Shine
supposed to have here. But he pulls up with help.
01:06:50
Nicole Shine
But he pulls up with help.
01:06:52
Conor Shine
And he's like, well, obviously, you don't need any help looking at honey.
01:06:52
Nicole Shine
And he's like, well, obviously, you don't need any help looking at honey.
01:06:56
Conor Shine
And he's like, well, we could use a tow back.
01:06:56
Nicole Shine
And um he's like, well, we could use a tow back.
01:06:59
Conor Shine
So he throws him the rope tow him back.
01:06:59
Nicole Shine
So he throws him the rope to tow him back.
01:07:02
Conor Shine
And they start making out.
01:07:02
Nicole Shine
And they start making out.
01:07:03
Conor Shine
You know, classic bondage.
01:07:04
Nicole Shine
You know, the classic bomb ending.
01:07:06
Conor Shine
And he just lets the rope go.
01:07:06
Nicole Shine
And he just lets the rope go.
01:07:08
Conor Shine
And then
01:07:08
Nicole Shine
And they drift some more.
01:07:10
Conor Shine
just but Yeah.
01:07:10
Nicole Shine
And it's the end. And like.
01:07:12
Conor Shine
down Because he needs seven more minutes.
01:07:12
Nicole Shine
go down presumably the presumably the bang
01:07:15
Conor Shine
Seven more minutes to seal the steel.
01:07:23
Conor Shine
Yeah, that's the end. She won't be here by the next movie.
01:07:24
Nicole Shine
she won't be here by the next movie so the the formula for these is like the final girl final Bond girl that he gets with they always at the end of the movie supposedly bang but she's gone by the next movie which again proves my theory that he ain't all that great
01:07:26
Conor Shine
So the final girl, final Bond girl that he gets with, they always is at the end of the movie totally bang, but she's gone by the next movie.
01:07:38
Conor Shine
Which... Again, it proves my theory that he ain't all that great.
01:07:42
Nicole Shine
No.
01:07:42
Conor Shine
No. Because when women find a good D-Day, they will hang on
01:07:43
Nicole Shine
Because when women find good D, they will hang on.
01:07:47
Conor Shine
But crime girls do not seem to hang around.
01:07:47
Nicole Shine
But these bond girls do not seem to hang around.
01:07:52
Conor Shine
on And I'm like, hmm.
01:07:52
Nicole Shine
And I'm like, hmm.
01:07:55
Conor Shine
He left my view.
01:07:56
Nicole Shine
He must not be.
01:07:57
Conor Shine
He must not be there.
01:07:58
Nicole Shine
He must not be very, very
01:07:59
Conor Shine
The funny thing is, like, everyone thinks it's him. He's like, oh, he just loves him and leaves on me. It's like, no, the girl is The girl's leaving. He's in the room. He's like crying.
01:08:10
Conor Shine
Why you want to leave?
01:08:10
Nicole Shine
Because
01:08:11
Conor Shine
I thought we had something. Because they don't ever seem to be broken up about going up to this picture or whatever.
01:08:14
Nicole Shine
they don't ever seem to be broken up about him going on to the next girl whatever. the
01:08:20
Conor Shine
That's true. But um that's the end of that.
01:08:22
Nicole Shine
But um that's the end of that. Dr.
01:08:26
Conor Shine
Dr. Nell.
01:08:26
Nicole Shine
Nels.
01:08:27
Conor Shine
Oh. Favorite character.
01:08:28
Nicole Shine
Favorite character. I mean,
01:08:29
Conor Shine
I mean.
01:08:31
Conor Shine
Did we have to
01:08:31
Nicole Shine
do we have to talk about who the favorite character is?
01:08:34
Conor Shine
I mean,
01:08:35
Nicole Shine
I
01:08:37
Conor Shine
yeah, it's it's Bond, but Coral's a close second.
01:08:37
Nicole Shine
it
01:08:41
Conor Shine
i really loved Coral, and he got done dirty.
01:08:41
Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah.
01:08:44
Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah, we like like her.
01:08:44
Conor Shine
Yeah, yeah, we liked it.
01:08:45
Conor Shine
It was kind of his own fault, but, but, yeah. Yeah, least favorite character.
01:08:51
Nicole Shine
Yeah, least favorite character. Um, let's see.
01:08:55
Conor Shine
I don't know there was a least favorite. I don't know.
01:08:58
Nicole Shine
I was, maybe think that was perfect.
01:09:00
Conor Shine
I don't think I'd
01:09:03
Conor Shine
I would maybe like dumbest person.
01:09:04
Nicole Shine
I thought that
01:09:06
Conor Shine
I thought Dent was pretty dumb. I don't
01:09:09
Nicole Shine
How you Freddie Down? Um...
01:09:14
Conor Shine
release i don't really have a lease one for this one at least.
01:09:14
Nicole Shine
These are normally easy for me.
01:09:18
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
01:09:18
Conor Shine
There's I think later bond. Maybe the chick Fendi got arrested.
01:09:20
Nicole Shine
Maybe the the chick that he got arrested.
01:09:25
Conor Shine
Oh, you know what?
01:09:25
Nicole Shine
oh you know what?
01:09:25
Conor Shine
The girl that was taking this picture.
01:09:26
Nicole Shine
The girl that was taking this picture. Freelance.
01:09:27
Conor Shine
Yeah, the camera chick. Freelance.
01:09:29
Nicole Shine
Because she was very...
01:09:30
Conor Shine
She was very came in hot.
01:09:31
Nicole Shine
She came in hot.
01:09:32
Conor Shine
i know She did.
01:09:32
Nicole Shine
but For no reason.
01:09:35
Conor Shine
and then they held her up.
01:09:35
Nicole Shine
And then they hemmed her up and I mean, I don't know.
01:09:37
Conor Shine
I mean, I don't know.
01:09:38
Nicole Shine
She she was kind of pointless.
01:09:39
Conor Shine
She was kind of pointless. Yeah, that's a good point.
01:09:41
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
01:09:42
Conor Shine
She did.
01:09:43
Nicole Shine
Like, you could have slowly cut her out of the movie, and it still would have, nothing would have changed.
01:09:43
Conor Shine
Like, you could have totally cut her out of the movie and just filled with him.
01:09:48
Nicole Shine
So probably her.
01:09:49
Conor Shine
She was just adding to the lore, I guess, of how Dr.
01:09:50
Nicole Shine
I know. I will make these work.
01:09:53
Conor Shine
No has his eyes everywhere. But, yeah, you're right. it probably could have been cut. But yeah, she did come in hot.
01:09:58
Nicole Shine
yeah
01:10:00
Conor Shine
Like she was probably told you got 10 lines and she's like, well, I'm going make these 10 lines the best 10 lines ever.
01:10:00
Nicole Shine
he was probably
01:10:04
Nicole Shine
um i will make these work
01:10:08
Conor Shine
So does it hold up?
01:10:08
Nicole Shine
So does it hold up?
01:10:11
Conor Shine
God, no, no.
01:10:12
Nicole Shine
No. Biased.
01:10:13
Conor Shine
As far as the way the world is versus then, um as a Bond movie, it does hold up.
01:10:14
Nicole Shine
Biased. Yeah.
01:10:21
Conor Shine
I like it. I still enjoy watching it. Like, Granted, I may be a little tainted or what's the word I'm looking for? Bias.
01:10:32
Nicole Shine
highest
01:10:32
Conor Shine
Bias, thank you. Tainted, God. um Yeah, it's not so my favorite Connery, but it's still pretty good.
01:10:38
Nicole Shine
It's my favorite
01:10:43
Conor Shine
Yeah, I don't think it's my favorite Connery, but I don't think I would like maybe a tender follow-up for commercial love.
01:10:43
Nicole Shine
Connery. Yeah, I used to think this was my favorite Connery, but honestly, I feel like maybe um maybe like a Thunderball or From Russia With Love.
01:10:56
Conor Shine
Yeah, from Russia's up there for me.
01:10:56
Nicole Shine
um
01:10:58
Conor Shine
Yeah. Yeah.
01:10:59
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
01:10:59
Conor Shine
That's my favorite.
01:11:01
Nicole Shine
um That's my favorite. It's not my favorite.
01:11:04
Conor Shine
my favorite.
01:11:04
Nicole Shine
My favorite Bond movie, I would probably say Somebody Who Loved Me.
01:11:05
Conor Shine
My favorite Bond movie I would probably say is Friday the 11th. Yeah.
01:11:09
Nicole Shine
arm
01:11:10
Conor Shine
Ditto. But yeah, it's good.
01:11:11
Nicole Shine
But, yeah, this... it's It's good. It's good.
01:11:13
Conor Shine
It wouldn't hold up, of course.
01:11:14
Nicole Shine
It wouldn't hold up, of course. um I think it' this was the first one, and i think as far as the villains playing, it was kind of one of the lamer ones.
01:11:17
Conor Shine
I think this is the first one. And I think as far as the villain's plan, it was kind of one of the labor-wise.
01:11:26
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
01:11:27
Conor Shine
Yeah. Well, it's funny because like you know how inspector they all have like number assignments.
01:11:29
Nicole Shine
But...
01:11:35
Conor Shine
I bet Dr. No was number nine because of his plan. Yeah.
01:11:41
Nicole Shine
Yeah, it was kind of lame
01:11:41
Conor Shine
Yeah. Um, so they'll probably do more of it.
01:11:43
Nicole Shine
um of that was it.
01:11:47
Conor Shine
Um,
01:11:47
Nicole Shine
there
01:11:50
Nicole Shine
Not really. We'll probably do more of these. um bankro
01:11:58
Conor Shine
sprinkled throughout maybe every few episodes or so.
01:11:58
Nicole Shine
Sprinkle throughout, you know, maybe every few episodes or so, we'll do another one.
01:12:02
Conor Shine
We'll do an another one. Yeah.
01:12:04
Nicole Shine
It's just good to start an order because there's so many of these movies.
01:12:05
Conor Shine
It's just good to start an order because so many of these movies. Yeah.
01:12:09
Nicole Shine
um
01:12:10
Conor Shine
Yeah. And Bob is awesome, but he's just getting started.
01:12:11
Nicole Shine
And Bond is awesome, but he's just getting started. So he really, he gives he only gets more ridiculous from here.
01:12:13
Conor Shine
really Oh, yeah. He can only get more ridiculous.
01:12:17
Nicole Shine
so
01:12:20
Conor Shine
Especially when we get the right thing.
01:12:20
Nicole Shine
Especially when we get to Roger Moore. Oh, God, when we get to Roger
01:12:22
Conor Shine
Oh, God. Yeah. With his shtick. and his um ladies oh god but that is it thanks for coming back listen yeah and we'll be back oh yes we will all right guys bye
01:12:26
Nicole Shine
Moore. Oh, God. But that is it for this week. Thanks for listening.
01:12:36
Nicole Shine
Yeah. And we'll be back next week. Yes, we will. All right. Thank you. Bye.