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Goldfinger
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Introduction to Bond Series
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Nicole Shine
Alright.
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Operation No Ass
hey that's
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Nicole Shine
Hey, I told you guys we'd be back after last week's holiday off.
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Operation No Ass
right oh finger
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Nicole Shine
We are back with Goldfinger.
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Nicole Shine
Continuing on our Bond journey, which will be a long journey.
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Operation No Ass
yep
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Nicole Shine
If you're just joining us on our Bond journey, every few... Four, five, six, whatever movies.
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Operation No Ass
yeah
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Nicole Shine
We are going to do a Bond movie. Because, you know, they if you know, you know. There's a lot of Bond movies to get through.
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Operation No Ass
it's like 25 think of god yeah
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Nicole Shine
Yeah. And we are determined to do them all.
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Operation No Ass
yeah
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Nicole Shine
so But to not burn ourselves out, we just do one every so often. You know, every few movies or whatever. Instead of doing them all, like, back to
Overview of 'Goldfinger'
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Nicole Shine
back to back.
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Operation No Ass
oh god yeah
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Nicole Shine
Um, so again, this week, Goldfinger, which is considered a lot of people's favorite. It's a good one. Not my favorite, but it's a good one.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
can see why it's a lot of people's favorite.
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Operation No Ass
Oh, totally.
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Nicole Shine
There's a lot there. um
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Operation No Ass
I feel like they solidified like the formula on this one, you know?
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah
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Nicole Shine
yeah. 1964, based on the 1959 novel, directed by Guy Hamilton, starring Sean Connery the Goat, Honor Blackman, Gert Froese, Shirley Eaton, I guess it's, I don't, you know, I'll be Shirley Eaton, Tanya Mallett, Harold Sakata.
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Nicole Shine
The budget was $3 million, and it made $125 million.
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Operation No Ass
Sure.
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Operation No Ass
Shit, that's a hell of return.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah. Man. We love gold.
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Operation No Ass
We'd have gone.
Bond's Mission and Casino Scene
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Nicole Shine
So we get the cold the usual Bond code open. He's on a mission. We don't really know much about the mission. It's just he blowing some shit up. Being Bond.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
um And after he does this, he goes to the casino. And the guy's like, they'll be looking for you. And he's like, okay. And then he's like, I'll be on the plane, but I have some unofficial business.
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Operation No Ass
cool
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Nicole Shine
And anybody who knows Bond knows what that unfinished business is. What the hell?
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Operation No Ass
as
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Nicole Shine
So there's a girl waiting for him. He goes in and she's in the tub. She gets out.
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Operation No Ass
She's a belly dancer.
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Nicole Shine
Oh, was she was she the belly dancer?
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Operation No Ass
Yeah, she was the belly dancer chick.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah. Okay. And so he he goes to she gets out of and they go kiss. And her, you know, back is towards like his back is towards the door and her She's facing the opposite direction. and And her eyeball, he sees the guy like sneaking up behind him.
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Nicole Shine
So he hurries up. The guy's about to get him. And he hurries him and turns her. And he hits the girl instead. They have a fight, a slow-moving fight. Sean Connery's fights as Bond are like the slowest, the most uncoordinated fights.
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Operation No Ass
I know. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
But anyway. gets the better of the guy, would you say, I'm going to fight you by bending your leg in a direction it's supposed to go?
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Operation No Ass
Yeah, exactly. He grabs his leg and he bends it the correct
Opening Sequence and Iconic Theme Song
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Operation No Ass
way like, oh no, ah I give up.
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Nicole Shine
you
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Nicole Shine
So, um he throws the guy, and the guy ends up going into the tub, and he's about to get a gun, Bond just takess it throws the fan into tub and electrocutes him.
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Nicole Shine
And it's funny, because I'm like, say the line, say it. He's like, shocking.
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Operation No Ass
Yep. Shocking.
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Nicole Shine
code okay and that's code open and we get the title car you know title song yeah
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Operation No Ass
Shirley, yep. One finger! yeah She fucking belts that shit, man.
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Nicole Shine
yeah and this wasn't the this wasn't the first was it russia would love do the title whole title thing it did too isn't it with the girl it didn't it just had the song right yeah
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Operation No Ass
um No, I think like, yeah, at the end of the movie it had the actual lyrics.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
So this is the first one where we get the title song during the opening.
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Operation No Ass
The lyrics, yeah. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
And the girl, it's always a girl in silhouette. And this one, she's covered in gold because he loves gold.
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Operation No Ass
Hello, Gold.
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Nicole Shine
But yeah, she belts the, you know we all know, belts the fuck out of the song.
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Operation No Ass
She sings the fuck out that, man. We had to turn our... We got a new soundbar. And I'm like, alright, cool. No more captions. And then soon as she started building it, I was like, oh, fuck.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Operation No Ass
We gotta turn this down.
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Nicole Shine
Hey, let's go.
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Operation No Ass
Gold.
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Nicole Shine
Okay, so wasn that
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Operation No Ass
It's fun to say, man.
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Nicole Shine
once that is done, we get to Miami for a reason.
Interactions in Miami
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Nicole Shine
He's in Miami, and ah his yeah his CIA buddy, Felix, comes.
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Operation No Ass
Relaxing.
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Nicole Shine
um and He's getting a massage from Dink, which, first of all, why is her name Dink? But
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Operation No Ass
That is so horrible.
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Nicole Shine
And this part, man. hey So he goes over. He's like, I know I should have found you in good hands. And he's like, hey, Dink, say hello to Felix.
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Operation No Ass
Hi, Phoenix.
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Nicole Shine
Felix. And he's like, say hi, Dink. He's like, hi. He's like, hi, Dink. He said, say goodbye. And he's like, bye, Dink.
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Operation No Ass
He flips around and just...
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Nicole Shine
No, first he's like, man talk. She's like, oh, he's like, man talk.
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Operation No Ass
Oh, yeah.
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Nicole Shine
And then he turns her around, smacks her in the ass.
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Nicole Shine
To like send her away like she's a horse
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Operation No Ass
Yes. Dink the horse. Man.
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Nicole Shine
Oh, God, man. was like, oh my God, this fucking guy.
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Operation No Ass
Never would fly in a million years nowadays.
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Nicole Shine
Man talk.
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Operation No Ass
Shit.
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Nicole Shine
ah But, um...
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Operation No Ass
you can't understand it with your feeble brain. God, horrible.
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Nicole Shine
He gives us just said, like, we have to, what we have to talk about is private. He did.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah, business, you know, you understand or something like that, you know?
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, like, smack her on her ass, like, bye, get on your way.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
But, um, anyway, so, and it's funny because they're having this conversation. It's like green screen, a scene around them. I'm like, they kind of just went to a real hotel.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Operation No Ass
Nah, nah.
Goldfinger's Cheating Scheme
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Nicole Shine
But um anyway, so he's telling about the assignment, the guy, Goldfinger, that he's up to no good. They need proof. They think he's smuggling his gold illegally. They're trying to figure out how.
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Nicole Shine
so um We see Goldfinger come down. he's playing cards. He plays cards with this. He's been playing cards with this one guy every day for like a week. And he's been beating him.
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Operation No Ass
Oh, yeah.
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Nicole Shine
And so Bond notices, I mean, it's totally obvious. He has a earpiece in his ear. And it's like the biggest fucking earpiece. I'm like, was he pretending that was a hearing aid or something?
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Nicole Shine
Because there's no way the guy he it's no way the guy he's playing cards with didn't see that earpiece.
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Operation No Ass
He must have. Yeah.
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Operation No Ass
Right. And this is way before they had like earbuds for like Walkman, you know?
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, it it's a big-ass earpiece.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
So, um, Bond looks...
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Operation No Ass
No one. No wonder he's been to cleaners.
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Nicole Shine
So, he's like, oh, he goes to investigate, and he goes up to his room, and he asks the maid, let him in. She's like, that's going to go over in his room.
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Nicole Shine
He's like, you're...
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Operation No Ass
He's smooth, yeah.
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Nicole Shine
He gets in, he's like, you're sweet. I'm like, what? So, um, So basically he goes out into the but patio and basically what Goldfinger's doing, he has a girl's binoculars spying on the guy's hand and telling him everything that's in the guy's hand and relaying it through the earpiece.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
So, of course, she's hot, because Bond movie. And, um, so Bond, he just goes, and he shuts the thing off, and he flirts with her, and, um, her name's Jill, and, um, Goldfinger's all like, urgh.
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Operation No Ass
He didn't know what to do.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, and, um, he's like, you have to, you know, I forget what word he's, but basically telling her she's too good for a job like this, and all this stuff, and, uh,
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Operation No Ass
so Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
he's like she's like oh he pays me for this and um and to be seen with him and he's like just seen
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Nicole Shine
so he turns the thing off he basically tells him like goldfinger i'm going to report you does he i don't think he identifies himself he just comes on is like yeah he's like we i'm going to um
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Operation No Ass
Yeah, no, he just, yeah.
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Nicole Shine
report you if you don't play right and give guys money back and all this stuff.
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Operation No Ass
Let him win.
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Nicole Shine
and um So he does, and he turns it off again, and him and Jill, I guess, get it in.
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Operation No Ass
Get it in.
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Nicole Shine
No, he's like, oh, I'm going to invite you to dinner at the best spot in town. And Big Lee just cuts to his room, which...
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Operation No Ass
Yep.
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Nicole Shine
post-coitus, post-7 seconds, because those of us who haven't, those of you who haven't been with us, we say the 007 is the time.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:10:01
Nicole Shine
That's why the girls, he always has a different girl, because they don't stay.
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Operation No Ass
You ain't shit.
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Nicole Shine
and they always trying to kill him, because, but, um and so anyway, afterwards, the seven seconds, um,
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Operation No Ass
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
they're i guess about to do it again because i guess when you only last seven
Gadgets and Bond's Aston Martin
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Nicole Shine
seconds um so he's the champagne has stalled and he can't have that so he's like i'm going to the fridge to get more and he he makes some yeah he makes some crack about the beatles he's like yeah one thing you don't do is listen uh drink a 53 don perry less than 38 degrees and you don't listen to the beatles without earmuffs and i was like okay
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Operation No Ass
Yes.
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Operation No Ass
It has to be chilled.
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Operation No Ass
was like, oh shit, she's going to disqualify this film.
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Nicole Shine
but I did I did tell Connor I said in his defense this was 64 before they actually got good that good so I'll let him have it
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Operation No Ass
Oh, back. The height of their shaky head. You know, as Halloween appearances.
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Nicole Shine
it was probably filmed in 63 so I'll give him I'll give him that I'll give him that
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Operation No Ass
Yeah.
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Operation No Ass
Look at you caving the bond.
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Nicole Shine
But, um, but so while he's in the fridge, he gets attacked from the behind. You don't see who it is. He gets knocked out.
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Operation No Ass
Just a karate chop. Just shows the hand getting ready.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
And then when he comes to jail is dead, but she's dead in a very weird way. She's covered in gold paint. Um, dead.
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Nicole Shine
And, um,
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Operation No Ass
Skin suffocation.
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Nicole Shine
I was like, there was more efficient ways. to Never mind. Goldfinger.
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Operation No Ass
Hey man, thematic.
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Nicole Shine
I was like, for a man who loves gold, he sure do be wasting a lot of gold. But um if you love it, let it go, I guess. um
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Operation No Ass
lot of people know it's your calling card.
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Nicole Shine
So cut back to MI6. And basically, we find out she heard bought her she basically suffocated to death because her body was covered in gold. And her skin couldn't breathe.
00:12:09
Nicole Shine
um ah So, and Emma's telling him, like, we're going to put you on the case, but you got to make it. It's not personal and all this stuff. And um you need to find out what he's up to and all this stuff.
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Nicole Shine
So, and know.
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Operation No Ass
You heard the wrong double O M because every case he fuck a girl, man.
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Nicole Shine
these Yeah, he's like, and if you can't keep personal, we'll have to put Devil 8 on the case. I'm like, okay. So he leaves. He coar he has a flirt with money penny on the way out because them too.
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Nicole Shine
I'm like, everybody at MI6 is so horny.
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Nicole Shine
But he gets sent on a mission. He has a really boring meeting with some guys. It's not important.
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Operation No Ass
Basically, that they just give them like some bargaining piece of gold.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, it's just a gold.
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Operation No Ass
you know Yeah, just set up.
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Nicole Shine
he that's That's like his... um
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Operation No Ass
Briefing.
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Nicole Shine
his way to get in with, with Goldfinger. Pretend like he has some gold to sell them.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah. Yep.
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Nicole Shine
Um, and then he goes to Q and gets his new Aston Martin, which is, man, I love that car.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah, that car is beautiful.
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Nicole Shine
And Q sells them, shows them all the gadgets. It has oil slick.
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Operation No Ass
Mm hmm.
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Nicole Shine
it has an eject button. It has, we can pull the proof window.
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Operation No Ass
Bulletproof and.
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Nicole Shine
it has a license plate that can change the license plates, different countries.
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Operation No Ass
Jector see.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, I said, yeah, the ejector seat.
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Operation No Ass
That's right. Oh yeah.
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Nicole Shine
And so he gets that. And then he's off to play golf with Goldfinger. And then he just get that guy to be his caddy, that one guy. He just, like, find some guy to be his caddy.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah, yeah, I think it was just like normal caddy that works there, so.
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Nicole Shine
And Goldfinger's caddy, Eyejob. First of all, Eyejob is his name. the names in this movie but he's this big old um korean guy and um he's super strong and he's basically his henchman whatever um so he's playing golf and during playing golf goldfinger is cheating obviously cheating um so bond decides to have fun with them and i didn't really understand did he replace the ball babe he's like i'm cheating back or whatever
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Operation No Ass
Korean man servant, yeah.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah. Um, so, uh, he played like a number one golf ball whatever. And he, Bond found another golf ball and it was a seven and they gave it to him.
00:14:45
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
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Operation No Ass
Um, And he, no, wait, no.
00:14:51
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:14:51
Operation No Ass
Oddjob, yeah, he was playing with them because Bond found the ball, but he was putting his foot over it, right?
00:14:56
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
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Operation No Ass
And Oddjob, like, basically just, like, they couldn't find the ball. So Oddjob, like, had a ball fall out of his pants and on the ground, you know, a duplicate ball. And Bond was like, I got his ball and I got this other one.
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Operation No Ass
Let's have some fun with him. And he basically switches the ball from the one to the seven.
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Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
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Operation No Ass
And then, yeah. So at the end, I forget how he switches it back.
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Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:15:25
Operation No Ass
Oh, yeah. Goldfinger makes the the shot on the 18th hole. Or 17th hole, I'm sorry. And Bond picks it up. And when he picks it up, he switches the ball.
00:15:36
Operation No Ass
And gives it to him. To the seven. So that way, when they come to the end, yeah. He can basically... um Because Goldfinger wins, but I think Bond basically lets him win, you know?
00:15:50
Operation No Ass
um And when he goes to retrieve the balls, he's like, oh, it looks like you have a Tessinger 7, or I forget the name of the brand of the ball. He's like, weren't you using a 1?
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Operation No Ass
You must have, you know, picked it up and played it ever since you lost it.
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Nicole Shine
believe lost it so
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Operation No Ass
So I guess by strict rules, you lose, you know?
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Nicole Shine
you
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Operation No Ass
And that pisses him off.
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Nicole Shine
just
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Operation No Ass
So...
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Nicole Shine
He's like, he gets all pissed off and he's like,
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Operation No Ass
uh-huh
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Nicole Shine
don't, you know, mess with me, Mr. Pine or whatever. And then he has, our job takes, he has a hat, like a brim hat that has like a metal bar in it or whatever.
00:16:31
Nicole Shine
And basically he throws it at, he throws it, that's his thing. And he threw it at a statue and knocked the statue's head off. And then he took the ball and like crushed it with his bare hands and like, okay, we get it.
00:16:44
Nicole Shine
You're intimidating or whatever, we get it. I like when Austin Power parodied him with the guy that threw the shoe. Austin Power is like, really?
00:16:52
Operation No Ass
Oh, yeah.
00:16:55
Nicole Shine
Who throws a shoe? But um in between this, Bond puts a tracking device in Goldfinger's car and ends up tracking him to Switzerland.
Tracking Goldfinger in Switzerland
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Nicole Shine
So he follows him there. um And on the way there, he meets a girl on the road. um He has an accident. I forgot how he has an accident with her.
00:17:21
Operation No Ass
Well, no, yeah. He's tracking Goldfinger and Goldfinger stops to get like some fruit on the side of the road and Bond's like higher up, pausing, looking at him. And the girl was like beeping, you know, while they're driving, while he was tracking Goldfinger, the girl was behind him and um like trying to, you know, be obnoxious and get past them.
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Operation No Ass
And she was really trying to get past them so she could get higher up so she could
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Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:17:51
Operation No Ass
um ah basically shoot at him but the funny thing is we find out later that she wasn't shooting at Goldfinger so basically um she she shoots and she acts ah she actually shoots at Bond's feet and Bond's like oh shit he ducks down and gets in the car and she obviously gets in the car drives off and Bond gets in front of her and then she's trying to pass him and he finally lets her pass um but not before blowing out her tires with one of the many gadgets on his car.
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Nicole Shine
Oh, yeah, that's right, that's right.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah, yep. Take it away.
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Nicole Shine
So, um, so, yeah, so, and though the effect for that was really, the crash was, the effect was so bad for that, because it's basically, like, filmed in reverse, and they play it, and it looks really bad, but, um,
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Nicole Shine
He takes her to the car, you know, to the the gas station. And and that's, I think, that's the last we'll see of her for now. Yeah.
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Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:18:58
Nicole Shine
Later on, Bond, like, sneaking around Goldfinger's compound and um peeking through the windows and sneaking around and being a
Gold Smuggling Scheme
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Nicole Shine
spy. Yeah.
00:19:07
Nicole Shine
And he hear he overhears, he sees them taking gold fingers, figuring out how is he getting his gold.
00:19:08
Operation No Ass
um yep
00:19:16
Nicole Shine
And basically he has it melted down and put into his car and smuggled through as part of his car.
00:19:21
Operation No Ass
Yeah, molded into his car. Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
and um so he sees that and then he overhears him talking with this one guy about Project Grand Slam.
00:19:32
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:19:33
Nicole Shine
And I know, right?
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Operation No Ass
Denny's.
00:19:36
Nicole Shine
And then, like, um he bumps. And then I think this is where he bumps into the girl again. Because she's about to, like, shoot Goldfinger. And then he, like, tackles her. Like, no.
00:19:47
Operation No Ass
Yeah. Yeah. ah Basically finds out that she was really trying to kill him, but horrible shot.
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Nicole Shine
Yeah, she was trying to kill Goldfinger because the girl that he painted gold was her sister. So she's trying to kill him as revenge. and um But Bond stops her.
00:20:04
Nicole Shine
And in the process of stopping her, he accidentally chips the alarm.
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Operation No Ass
A
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Nicole Shine
So they gotta to make a smooth getaway. And, like, they're getting chased. And they get pinned down. And, you know, Bond, they got, like, machine guns. He's shooting with little handgun.
00:20:21
Operation No Ass
little warmer.
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Nicole Shine
And he tells her, like, when I tell you to go, So he's shooting. They're having a shootout. And then she, like, he tells her, go, go. And she runs off into the woods.
00:20:33
Nicole Shine
But our job is there. And he, like, fuck he fucking takes his hat and bangs her in the head.
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Operation No Ass
Here come our job. nice
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Nicole Shine
Like, just breaks her neck or whatever.
00:20:41
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
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Nicole Shine
And so she did. So he didn't kill both of them, her and her sister.
00:20:45
Operation No Ass
Yeah. That's sad because at least the other one got some. All seven seconds of it, but hey.
00:20:49
Nicole Shine
ah yeah And if she would have hung around long enough, she would have got her seven she would've got her st in seconds.
00:20:54
Operation No Ass
Yeah, she would have.
00:20:56
Nicole Shine
But she didn't.
00:20:57
Operation No Ass
Aw, yeah.
00:20:58
Nicole Shine
She didn't even get her seven seconds.
00:21:00
Operation No Ass
Aw.
00:21:01
Nicole Shine
So RIP to her. um
00:21:03
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:21:05
Nicole Shine
So Bond gets caught. And then so they're letting him. And don't understand the bad guys. Why do you let him drop his own car? So they're letting him drive.
00:21:14
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:21:15
Nicole Shine
Like the one guy's holding him gun to him. And they take him back to the compound. And. But they don't know. it's That he has the tricked out ASMR. And so.
00:21:27
Nicole Shine
Bond goes to shift. And in the shifter. There's a fucking eject button.
00:21:32
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:21:34
Nicole Shine
So he presses it. And guy goes. And that was funny. He's like. And. and um He drives off real quick, and it's another chase, yet another chase. And they're shooting Because it's funny, because when they're going into the compounds, it's like this little sweet old lady.
00:21:50
Nicole Shine
And um she's letting them in. And she's nice at first. And then when Bonds tries to drive off, she like pulls out a machine gun and it starts shooting at them.
00:21:57
Operation No Ass
And you can tell she's about to fall over from the recoil.
00:22:02
Nicole Shine
And if that wasn't a bullfoo's car, she would have got them, because she shot them right in the window.
00:22:04
Operation No Ass
Yeah. Right.
00:22:07
Nicole Shine
But he he drives off, and it's a chase. It's like the the most slow move in this chase. But he crashes again and gets caught this time for real.
00:22:15
Operation No Ass
Yep. Because
00:22:18
Nicole Shine
um And then...
00:22:20
Operation No Ass
it goes through a wall and it gets knocked the fuck out.
00:22:22
Nicole Shine
Yeah, and he wakes up, and it's the famous scene from this movie, he wakes up strapped to the table, and Goldfinger's there, and he he knows who, he's like, 007, he knows who he is now,
00:22:22
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
Laser Table Escape
00:22:36
Nicole Shine
and
00:22:36
Operation No Ass
yeah
00:22:39
Nicole Shine
in now that he knows who he is, he feels like he has to monologue and tell his whole, like, dude, like...
00:22:44
Operation No Ass
of course typical bad guy stuff
00:22:47
Nicole Shine
So he's like, yes, this, uh, you know, laser. And basically it's like a laser bonds, like spread Eagle tied down to the table. And the laser is like slowly moving. It's going to like cut his junk, his little bond.
00:23:04
Nicole Shine
And, um, and he's trying to think of everything. Cause Oh no, not the dick.
00:23:09
Operation No Ass
Yeah, no.
00:23:10
Nicole Shine
Oh, he's trying to think of, it he's trying to think of anything he can to say to get out of this jam.
00:23:14
Operation No Ass
Right.
00:23:14
Nicole Shine
And, uh, So he's like, well, you won't know. And he's like, I don't care. You won't be here, you know, whatever. And then he's like, Project Guns, Grand Slam. And at first, Goldfinger's taking a long time. And then he's like, OK, well, you just overheard that. You don't know what it's about.
00:23:30
Nicole Shine
And he's like, oh, you really going to take that chance? So Goldfinger's like, OK, no. So shuts the machine off right in the nick of time.
00:23:37
Operation No Ass
Right. Right.
00:23:40
Operation No Ass
Before Lil' Bond got the golden touch.
00:23:40
Nicole Shine
anna Yeah, and then shoots him with a knockout dart. Knocked him out. And then when he wakes up...
00:23:54
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:23:56
Nicole Shine
He wakes up with a woman, a beautiful woman, of course, standing over him.
Meeting Pussy Galore
00:24:01
Nicole Shine
And she's like... She's like, my name is Pussy Galore.
00:24:06
Operation No Ass
That's a hell of a way to wake up, man.
00:24:08
Nicole Shine
And he's like, i must be dreaming.
00:24:09
Operation No Ass
You're dreaming.
00:24:10
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:24:11
Operation No Ass
ah ah
00:24:12
Nicole Shine
He's on a plane. What did I say? p Plenty of Bush.
00:24:16
Operation No Ass
Yes. It's a new bush.
00:24:19
Nicole Shine
But um yeah, and they're on a plane. Goldfinger's personal pilot. um So they're on their way to Kentucky.
00:24:30
Nicole Shine
um
00:24:32
Operation No Ass
like horse ranch or something.
00:24:33
Nicole Shine
Yeah, and he's trying to charm her.
00:24:34
Operation No Ass
yeah
00:24:36
Nicole Shine
She's like, that won't work on me for now. I guess.
00:24:40
Operation No Ass
Yeah. okay
00:24:41
Nicole Shine
So um it's another girl, on another beautiful Asian girl on the plane. And he gets his martini, shaking, not stirred. And um while she goes back to the cockpit, he's like, oh, I need to freshen up.
00:24:55
Nicole Shine
So he goes to the bathroom. And they're like, she's like, watch him. So while he's in there freshening up, they're like trying to spy on him. First, there's a hole in the peephole thing.
00:25:08
Nicole Shine
So he covers that with his jacket.
00:25:08
Operation No Ass
yeah
00:25:10
Nicole Shine
Then there's another two-way mirror whole thing on the side. And she looks through that. And he, like, covers it with a briefcase. And then he takes the his tracker that he has. And he activates it and puts it in the, like, secret compartment of his shoe.
00:25:26
Nicole Shine
And then he takes the shaving cream and, like, covers the, like, mirror whole thing with this.
00:25:33
Operation No Ass
Blatantly let's him know that he knows.
00:25:34
Nicole Shine
Yeah, like, I know you're watching me.
00:25:35
Operation No Ass
Right.
00:25:36
Nicole Shine
I told Kanye and her side, he should have just started taking a big-ass dome.
00:25:40
Operation No Ass
great Like really grossing her out.
00:25:42
Nicole Shine
Like, you want to watch me? Shit. But then he knew he wouldn't have gotten them later, so.
00:25:44
Operation No Ass
Like, oh God. I know, right?
00:25:46
Nicole Shine
He got to leave that door open.
00:25:47
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:25:48
Nicole Shine
He can't gross her out too much.
00:25:49
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:25:51
Nicole Shine
but So they're back. Oh, and while, um like, Pussy Galore has a gun on him, this is going to be important later, he tells her, like, oh, you wouldn't shoot me because we do it'll put a hole through the plane and um we'll be sucked out in outer space so does he say outer space
00:26:09
Operation No Ass
Outer space. Yeah, he does, but it's hilarious.
00:26:13
Nicole Shine
ah
00:26:14
Operation No Ass
It's not outer space, dude.
00:26:17
Nicole Shine
so um okay
00:26:19
Operation No Ass
But you're right. That's a good foreshadowing line.
Escape and Fort Knox Plan
00:26:21
Operation No Ass
yeah
00:26:21
Nicole Shine
Yes, so they they um they land and they get to the horse ranch and he gets taken to his a is room, which is his cell.
00:26:33
Operation No Ass
His room.
00:26:37
Nicole Shine
And they place a guard, one guard outside.
00:26:37
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:26:42
Nicole Shine
um In the meantime, Goldfinger is having a meeting with the mob, quote unquote, mob guys, American mob. These aren't the least.
00:26:52
Operation No Ass
They're like so tame mob.
00:26:55
Nicole Shine
Yeah, they're like what mob guys in the kids movie would be. Because i told Conor, said, first of all, Michael Corleone would never.
00:27:04
Operation No Ass
Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:05
Nicole Shine
They go and they're like, what's up, Goldfinger? He owes a million dollars. What's going on? What's this? What's that? Where's the screen? Like, they're asking all these questions and he's just not giving them any answers.
00:27:14
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:27:14
Nicole Shine
Why are you locking the door? why are you closing the window?
00:27:17
Operation No Ass
Right.
00:27:18
Nicole Shine
but it Where's our money? You owe us a million dollars.
00:27:23
Operation No Ass
Oh, and while like they're doing this like whole you know talking to Goldfinger and Goldfinger is just explaining everything, Vaughn manages to escape his cell and like, OK.
00:27:33
Nicole Shine
Yeah, i was to get there. Oh.
00:27:34
Operation No Ass
Sorry.
00:27:35
Nicole Shine
So, yeah.
00:27:35
Operation No Ass
Sorry.
00:27:37
Nicole Shine
um
00:27:37
Operation No Ass
It kind of intertwines. That's why.
00:27:38
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:27:38
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:27:38
Nicole Shine
So, while this is happening, um like Connor said, bo he he gets out of the cell in the dumbest way. Because they have a gar like guard, like one guy guarding him.
00:27:49
Nicole Shine
And he's like walking back and forth. He walks through the window, walks back. Walks through the little window, walks back. And then he walks, this is funny, he walks through the window, winks at the guy, then he like,
00:28:00
Nicole Shine
does that thing where you go go down like you're on an elevator slowly. And I told Conrad, was like, was that like a BJ invitation?
00:28:09
Operation No Ass
I know.
00:28:09
Nicole Shine
Because if you think about like context clues, he winks at the guy, he smiles, winks at him, and then he goes down like he's going down.
00:28:09
Operation No Ass
That guard is curious. Yep.
00:28:18
Nicole Shine
And a guy like gets up and like, hey, and then goes to open the door.
00:28:20
Operation No Ass
Clearly worked.
00:28:22
Nicole Shine
and I'm like, was that an invitation to a BJ? Because what was the other reason? That was the only reason for that guy to open the door because it's like, he wasn't getting out of that cell either any other way, like, f so he goes, opens the door, and Bond's, like, doing the Kill Bill thing where he's hiding in the ceiling, and then he, like, drops down, disarms the guy, and gets out, and this's this is where, and the guy's probably like, hey, where's my BJ?
00:28:31
Operation No Ass
Right?
00:28:41
Operation No Ass
Mm-hmm.
00:28:49
Nicole Shine
ah And then he goes, then he goes and overhears the plan, Goldfinger telling the mob guys, like, he's going well He tells the mob guys that he's going to break into Fort Knox.
00:29:01
Operation No Ass
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:03
Nicole Shine
He's going use a knockout gas pussy galore in her flying circus.
00:29:09
Nicole Shine
So she's trained these other female hot female pilots. and What they're going to do is drop knockout gas on the town. Because they're like, are you going break into Fort Knox?
00:29:20
Nicole Shine
It's an army base. And he's like, they're going knock them all out. And while they're knocked out, well he tells the army guys they're going to still go while they're knocked out.
00:29:27
Operation No Ass
I'm out.
00:29:28
Nicole Shine
So he's like, yeah I can give you $1 million today or $10 million tomorrow. and um And Bond overhears all this. um
00:29:35
Operation No Ass
yep
00:29:36
Nicole Shine
ah So the one mob guy, Soto, is like, fuck it, I want my million now. I'm not trying to do none of this dumb shit.
00:29:42
Operation No Ass
um out here
00:29:44
Nicole Shine
So he's like, it's a shame that you um want to do that. um I'll get you scared away. And other guys wait there. While he's doing that, Bond gets attacked from the back.
00:29:58
Operation No Ass
this
00:29:58
Nicole Shine
It gives a leg literally pulled it out from under judo chop and it's supposed to go lower and some other guys. And she takes his gun and they get he's like I didn't know you judo and they get he gets taken back to the cell she tells goldfinger heard everything whatever.
00:30:18
Operation No Ass
He's like, no matter, whatever.
00:30:20
Nicole Shine
In the meantime, whilst um they closed, they locked the doors and closed all the windows and they just gassed the mob guys to death that was in the that stayed in the room.
00:30:32
Nicole Shine
and it's like
00:30:32
Operation No Ass
I don't get that.
00:30:33
Nicole Shine
And I'm like, why did he tell them the plan if he was going to kill them anyway?
00:30:37
Operation No Ass
I know, didn't they have things they needed to do for them? I guess not.
00:30:42
Nicole Shine
And um I'm guessing it was just Oban could overhear the plant. but um
00:30:45
Operation No Ass
Probably.
00:30:46
Nicole Shine
ah But um I'm like, they didn't bring any other guys. They didn't bring any bodyguards anything. like These are supposed to like the top my what mob guys. And they didn't bring any bodyguards or anybody with them, but whatever.
00:30:55
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:30:59
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:31:00
Nicole Shine
on Movie gone movie. um So as Soto leaves, they're taking Bond back. And Goldfinger's like, thought you're supposed to be in your cell. He's like, I thought I enjoyed the day, you know quipping.
00:31:13
Nicole Shine
And um Soto, he's getting his gold loaded into the car, his million dollars worth. And um he's like, oh, he couldn't stay with us. He has a pressing engagement.
00:31:26
Operation No Ass
The puns.
00:31:26
Nicole Shine
And so um Bond slips, like he's like, yeah, let me help you. And he slips the tracker into his pocket. And then, yeah.
00:31:37
Operation No Ass
Along with like notes he took during that meeting. Yeah.
00:31:40
Nicole Shine
And then like goes off, gets taken off. So in the meantime, the CIA guys are, they know where Bond is. They're watching him.
00:31:48
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:31:48
Nicole Shine
But they think, like they don't know that he's being held hostage. They think he's just, you know, undercover still.
00:31:56
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:31:56
Nicole Shine
Because they're just eating KFC and hanging out in town.
00:32:02
Nicole Shine
So he's like, okay, maybe if I you know put the tracker and move, they'll follow you know him.
00:32:09
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:32:09
Nicole Shine
ah So he gets taken back to his cell. um Our job is taking Soto supposedly to the airport, but no. Because he's like, we're going the wrong way. He shoots him, kills him.
00:32:22
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:32:23
Nicole Shine
They take the car and put it in the press. Does he find the tracker thing on him? He finds the tracker thing him, right? Before they press him.
00:32:31
Operation No Ass
I don't think they find the tracker thing on them I think they just know maybe.
00:32:33
Nicole Shine
It just gets killed in the press thing.
00:32:35
Operation No Ass
i don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I don't think they knew. I think they just, Goldfinger being the way he is, you know, he got his money. So, um, he just wanted to kill that guy.
00:32:48
Operation No Ass
Cause you know, if you're not with my plan.
00:32:49
Nicole Shine
Yeah, I know that, but I'm saying the tracker, because I know the tracker thing gets
00:32:50
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:32:53
Nicole Shine
destroyed but the the cia guys right don't they get like
00:32:53
Operation No Ass
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.
00:33:01
Operation No Ass
No, they get alerted to everything. i think through, um,
00:33:08
Nicole Shine
right we didn't get there yeah yeah we didn't get there yet right um and in goldfinger's just shaking his head at bond like you try it but you keep trying mr bond but you're not
00:33:08
Operation No Ass
through p you know closer
00:33:23
Nicole Shine
or dastardly than me, whatever. so um
00:33:32
Nicole Shine
so um while he's back in his cell uh particular goldfinger having mint juleps or whatever fuck they're having and um she's talking about like what his because as far as we we all know everybody knows he's just gonna steal the gold that's the plan that we know so he's asking her what we gonna what she gonna do her part
00:33:40
Operation No Ass
And juleps Yeah, yep
00:33:55
Nicole Shine
And she's like, I'm going to this, I'm going to do that. And he's like, he goes to put his hand on her. And she's like, no.
00:34:03
Operation No Ass
No
00:34:03
Nicole Shine
okay And um ah so he's like, well, you need to occupy Mr. Bond, you know keep him occupied or whatever.
00:34:14
Nicole Shine
So you need to change into something more, you know, better whatever. and know But it's funny because like all through this movie, me and Connor say he keeps sending bitches to Bond, like the first girl, this girl.
00:34:27
Nicole Shine
And it's like, he's not getting no, because the first girl was like, oh, I'm just seen with him.
00:34:27
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:34:31
Nicole Shine
That's it.
00:34:31
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:34:32
Nicole Shine
This girl don't want him.
00:34:32
Operation No Ass
This
00:34:33
Nicole Shine
like, you give Bond all the cooch and ain't getting nothing. This is the hardest legendary monster I'll be right back.
00:34:36
Operation No Ass
is the worst secondary operation ever. Operation NOAS.
00:34:41
Nicole Shine
Like, you're not keeping him occupied because he keep getting away. And then he keep getting all the coochie.
00:34:49
Nicole Shine
So, she she comes in and gets Bond. And she's wearing this nice, like, low-cut top with the boobs are boobing.
00:34:58
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:34:58
Nicole Shine
And, um, yeah you guys yeah, she got some nice ones.
00:35:01
Operation No Ass
Pointy tits.
00:35:04
Nicole Shine
I'll give her that one
00:35:04
Operation No Ass
Yeah. No, she does.
00:35:06
Nicole Shine
ah But, um.
00:35:06
Operation No Ass
I'm just laughing at the bras all back then.
00:35:08
Nicole Shine
Yeah. So, um, she's like, yeah, let's go for a walk. You know, she's being all nice. Goldfinger told her to.
00:35:15
Operation No Ass
Mm-hmm.
00:35:15
Nicole Shine
um so they go for a walk. And at this time, the CIA guys are, like, looking at Bond. They're like, he's got it. and He's fine. Like, he doesn't need our help. And what's Felix say? That's my boy.
00:35:28
Operation No Ass
Yeah, that's my boy. Yeah,
00:35:29
Nicole Shine
so they go into the barn. And they kind of, i forget what happens. But they start, like, judo fighting each other. Like, flipping each other.
00:35:38
Operation No Ass
like Bond tries to, you know, get suave with her and she's like, no, I don't do that. And he's like, I beg to differ. You know, yeah.
00:35:48
Nicole Shine
Yeah, because this is after where Rick Bond finds out his real plans.
00:35:53
Operation No Ass
Oh, okay.
00:35:54
Nicole Shine
Yeah, because he's talking, he's drinking with Bond, and Bond's kind of like, um he's fine if he's figuring it out.
00:35:58
Operation No Ass
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:01
Nicole Shine
like Bond's like, wait a minute, the Chinese guy's here. He's like, there wait, there's no way you can steal the gold. He was like, even if you knock everybody out for a whole month, he said, you would have to have trucks of guys working and get all that gold out of there.
00:36:19
Operation No Ass
yeah
00:36:20
Nicole Shine
There's no way you can steal all that gold. He's like, you're going have them sleep 12 hours max for them to say you turn around and put it right back. So that's not it.
Revealing the Real Plan
00:36:31
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:36:31
Nicole Shine
So Bond basically works it out that first of all, they're going to kill those guys.
00:36:32
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:36:35
Nicole Shine
They're not going knock them out. Then they're going to blow the gold up. His plan isn't to steal the gold, it's to blow it up so that the gold that he has, first of all, the Chinese government wants to destabilize the Western economy, and then he wants his gold to be the only gold, basically.
00:36:57
Nicole Shine
So his gold will be worth 10 times more once all the other gold is gone.
00:37:01
Operation No Ass
And it's supposed to like, they're going to irradiate it or radiation or something like that.
00:37:05
Nicole Shine
Something like that. not something Not blow it up, but like, you know what I mean, yeah.
00:37:06
Operation No Ass
Yeah. To where it's not usable. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:10
Nicole Shine
So that's that's his plan. And then so um cut back to him and pussy judo flipping each other back and forth.
00:37:12
Operation No Ass
yeah.
00:37:19
Nicole Shine
And it's like she literally was like trying to get away. i think I feel like this scene whole scene would play out a whole lot differently in like today's time because he pretty much like essays this lady yeah because she's trying to get away like forcefully.
00:37:32
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:37:36
Nicole Shine
Like she literally judo flips him to get away. Then he takes the judo flips her back and then she's down and he like gets on top of her and she's literally like choking him to get off of her.
00:37:39
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:37:46
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:37:47
Nicole Shine
And eventually she can't like choke him to get off. So she basically just gives in and they start kissing. And I'm like, I feel like, yeah, they made it like the way they made it play. Like, yeah, she enjoyed it.
00:38:01
Nicole Shine
But i'm like, she, I feel like if a woman is choking you, trying to get you off of her.
00:38:06
Operation No Ass
That's, yeah.
00:38:09
Nicole Shine
oh But anyways, we are supposed to think it's sexy. So whatever they have sex.
00:38:13
Operation No Ass
Mm-hmm, yeah.
00:38:16
Nicole Shine
we'll go with that, um they have sex, and then, like, yeah, it cuts away, ah so, they're about to do the plan now, and her pilots are in the air, and they, like, drop the gas, and so we think, and their gas has all the guys, army guys, all over the base start just passing out, like, soon as the gas is, like,
00:38:20
Operation No Ass
All seven seconds of it.
00:38:40
Nicole Shine
And we'll get back to this later. But as soon as the gas, they all pass out.
00:38:42
Operation No Ass
yeah just yeah
00:38:44
Nicole Shine
Everybody pass out. They throw the gas over the barracks. They throw the gas over the, you know, all over, you know, the base. And so, okay, they did their part.
00:38:54
Nicole Shine
They're like, okay, we did the gas. We're back. You know, we're your turn now. So they go, they blow the gate. Goldfinger's guards.
00:39:01
Operation No Ass
oh wait they say operation rockabye baby rockabye baby
00:39:02
Nicole Shine
What?
00:39:05
Nicole Shine
oh Rock-a-bop, baby.
00:39:09
Operation No Ass
And then once they do that, she's like, um the kids are asleep or something like that to let them know.
00:39:09
Nicole Shine
Shut up.
00:39:14
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:39:15
Operation No Ass
that Yeah.
00:39:16
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:39:16
Operation No Ass
We're like a bob, baby.
00:39:17
Nicole Shine
ah Shout out to New Jack City ah one. Yeah, rock a bop, baby.
00:39:23
Operation No Ass
Oh, baby.
00:39:25
Nicole Shine
But um so everybody's down, they blow the gate, they get into the base, um and they take the bomb and Bond to the vault where all the gold is, and tie a handcuff Bond to the bomb.
Fort Knox Assault Setup
00:39:45
Operation No Ass
Mm-hmm.
00:39:46
Nicole Shine
And they have eye jobs there with them and another guy. But da it was all a ruse.
00:39:51
Operation No Ass
Mm-hmm.
00:39:55
Nicole Shine
the guy The army was not really knocked out. It was a fake gas. And now they're up and in action and shooting it out with Goldfinger's guards.
00:40:05
Nicole Shine
Now, pause. Because, number one, all those army guys were really good actors because they all fell down in sync at the same time.
00:40:15
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:40:17
Nicole Shine
To make it look like they were knocked out. Like, why?
00:40:20
Operation No Ass
Really good. That's
00:40:21
Nicole Shine
everybody was really committed to that bit number one a number two why even do that why not why pretend to be knocked out and let them plant the bomb where you could just stop them at the gate right yeah like you could have just stopped them at the gate now you gotta fight them and disarm the bomb when you could have just stopped them at the gate but anyway
00:40:24
Operation No Ass
right.
00:40:36
Operation No Ass
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:44
Operation No Ass
Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I'm like trying to think of like, if there's any reason I'm kind of fast forwarding through the rest of the movie, but yeah, I'm not hitting anything.
00:40:52
Nicole Shine
Yeah, it really there really wasn't one. But anyway, so.
00:40:55
Operation No Ass
Anyways. Yeah. Movie.
00:40:58
Nicole Shine
So, Goldfing's like, oh, shit. So, he hurries up and, like, locks the.
00:41:04
Operation No Ass
He's got a change of clothes underneath.
00:41:05
Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah, he changes clothes. He puts on, like, a general uniform.
00:41:09
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:41:09
Nicole Shine
And then he, like, locks the one guy in iJob in the vault with Bond. And the guy's like, hey, wait. He just locks him in there.
00:41:16
Operation No Ass
The guy who operated, the yeah, turned and the thing on, right?
00:41:19
Nicole Shine
And yeah, he he locks them in there, locks it, and then he pretends like, he goes and shoots his own guy, because he's trying to pretend like he's one the army guys. And then he's like, oh, it's in there, open it.
00:41:32
Nicole Shine
And then when the army guys go and try to open it, he shoots them and get runs away.
00:41:36
Operation No Ass
He's cold, man.
00:41:36
Nicole Shine
He's cold.
00:41:39
Operation No Ass
Because he loves cold.
00:41:39
Nicole Shine
She told us in the song.
00:41:41
Operation No Ass
I mean, that's true.
00:41:42
Nicole Shine
So the one guy that's got locked in the vault, he's like, hey, he's trying to get out. He's telling Ajab, we got to get out. We got to shut the thing off. You can be a hero. I'm trying to get out of here. And Ajab was like, he's dedicated, man. He don't care that he just got locked in there.
00:41:53
Operation No Ass
yeah He's down for life.
00:41:55
Nicole Shine
He like takes the guy and like throws him over the side of the railing.
00:41:58
Operation No Ass
Launches the fucker.
00:41:59
Nicole Shine
He's like, oh, on the way down. and So Bond is trying to get away because he's Bond this whole time. And then Ijot realizes, like, he's like, they locked him up to, like, this rolling cart.
00:42:10
Nicole Shine
Like, the bomb is on, like, a rolling cart.
00:42:12
Operation No Ass
Yeah, he handcuffed it.
00:42:12
Nicole Shine
He's, like, rolling around trying to get away.
00:42:15
Operation No Ass
yeah
00:42:16
Nicole Shine
Taking a brick of gold, trying to break the handcuffs. And Ijot's like, no. So he runs down there and tries to stop him.
00:42:22
Operation No Ass
Well, no, he gets the, um he knows the guy that Oddjob just launched over the the balcony has the keys to the, yeah.
00:42:23
Nicole Shine
He
00:42:29
Nicole Shine
has a gun, yeah. Oh, he has the keys.
00:42:32
Operation No Ass
Yeah, so he gets that and Oddjob's like, oh shit. So he's running down to stop him from getting unhandcut from the bomb.
00:42:39
Nicole Shine
no
00:42:42
Operation No Ass
And yeah, he he's not able
Battle with Oddjob
00:42:44
Operation No Ass
to. So, yeah.
00:42:46
Nicole Shine
Yeah, they get into another slow-moving-ass fight.
00:42:49
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:42:49
Nicole Shine
And our job is getting the better him, because, again, he's super strong.
00:42:51
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:42:52
Nicole Shine
He's beating his ass.
00:42:53
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:42:54
Nicole Shine
But, um, I forget how Bond gets the better of him. He knocks his hat off, know, at one point.
00:43:01
Operation No Ass
Yeah, and he gets the hat and he kind of mimics that he's going try to throw it at an odd job, but what he does is he maneuvers odd job towards the the the the metal like you know bars and throws it
00:43:06
Nicole Shine
Throw it
00:43:15
Nicole Shine
him.
00:43:18
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:43:20
Operation No Ass
And it gets caught there.
00:43:22
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:43:22
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:43:22
Nicole Shine
But how did that thing get... Like there's like a live wire on the ground. I forget how the live wire got...
00:43:27
Operation No Ass
Oh, I think Oddjob tries to throw the hat and Bond dodges and it slices the wire.
00:43:28
Nicole Shine
Hmm.
00:43:33
Nicole Shine
Hmm.
00:43:34
Operation No Ass
And then Bond is closer and so he picks up the hat and it goes back to, you know, him.
00:43:39
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:43:39
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:43:41
Nicole Shine
So he goes to try to grab the hat, but remember, the hat has, like, a metal rim.
00:43:41
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:43:45
Nicole Shine
So when he goes to get the hat, Bond just takes the love wire and puts it on the bars, and it electrocutes I-Drop.
00:43:50
Operation No Ass
Yep, exactly.
00:43:53
Nicole Shine
So...
00:43:53
Operation No Ass
think Goodbye, iJob.
00:43:55
Nicole Shine
By I-Drop. But at the same time, and it's, like, the longest a minute 47 seconds ever, because the bomb has, like, a minute and 47 seconds, and it's, like, it only, like, 10 seconds faster this whole fight.
00:43:56
Operation No Ass
yeah
00:44:00
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:44:08
Nicole Shine
So the and the army guys get in there and Bond is like, he's trying to, and he don't know how to turn his bomb off and it's ticking down, ticking down, ticking down.
00:44:09
Operation No Ass
It's like when the camera is not looking at the timer, it stops.
00:44:23
Nicole Shine
And then finally the guy of CIA unbombed.
00:44:28
Operation No Ass
Because all the while that is ticking down, like they finally get in and they see Bond down there like struggling and they're like rushing down.
00:44:32
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:44:35
Nicole Shine
And yeah, cause he's all the way down on the bottom.
00:44:36
Operation No Ass
Yeah. Yep.
00:44:39
Nicole Shine
And they get down. And the guy. special Bomb specialist. Managed to turn it off. With 7 seconds left.
00:44:49
Operation No Ass
He finds the switch and Bond's about to just start ripping wires and shit.
00:44:52
Nicole Shine
yes
00:44:53
Operation No Ass
And the guy just comes and goes, click.
00:44:55
Nicole Shine
Oh yeah.
00:44:56
Operation No Ass
It stops.
00:44:57
Nicole Shine
When he. No. Did he say give him a shocking too? He didn't say shocking. When out of job. He said he got.
00:45:03
Operation No Ass
No.
00:45:03
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:45:04
Operation No Ass
He had a short fuse or something.
00:45:05
Nicole Shine
yes
00:45:06
Operation No Ass
He blew a fuse or something.
00:45:06
Nicole Shine
Or he blew a fuse. or i I was like, oh, good man.
00:45:09
Operation No Ass
Yeah. He's like, what happened to his, you know, Goldfinger's henchman?
00:45:12
Nicole Shine
good
00:45:14
Operation No Ass
He blew a fuse. Like, dude. You know.
00:45:19
Nicole Shine
Anyway, so ah so that crisis averted.
00:45:19
Operation No Ass
One-liners.
00:45:23
Operation No Ass
Mm-hmm.
00:45:24
Nicole Shine
So, Fonz, we're saving a day. Goldfinger's still at large. But we're saving a day. he gets to go meet the president. Felix tells him he's going to take a plane to meet the president.
00:45:37
Nicole Shine
And he was like, yeah, the bar is stocked on the plane. He's like, I got i ordered enough for three people. And he's like, who's the two other he's who's the other two people? He's like, nobody. just
00:45:47
Operation No Ass
but And Bond's all like shaking his hand. He's like, good man, Felix. ah
00:45:53
Nicole Shine
You're just a raging alcoholic.
00:45:54
Operation No Ass
You fucking raging alcoholic.
00:45:58
Nicole Shine
So he's on the plane, and then we cut to see that the real plane crew got is tied up, you know, on
Goldfinger's Demise
00:46:06
Nicole Shine
the side. So Goldfinger has commandeered the plane, which I don't know why they didn't expect this, but he commandeered the plane.
00:46:13
Operation No Ass
Mm-hmm.
00:46:13
Nicole Shine
He has Pussy in the cock cockpit. Like, I don't know if she's tied up or what, but he has her in there. and a
00:46:20
Operation No Ass
and She's flying. Yeah, he might just threaten her.
00:46:22
Nicole Shine
Yeah, but...
00:46:23
Operation No Ass
i don't know.
00:46:23
Nicole Shine
Yeah, he probably just threatened her, like, fly this plane or whatever.
00:46:26
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:46:27
Nicole Shine
and then um he has holding the but a gun. He comes out with a gun on bond. And he's like, you've interfered with my parents, you know, villain shit.
00:46:36
Operation No Ass
For the last time. Y'all
00:46:39
Nicole Shine
And um he's like, I gave pussy the same speech about shooting a gun in the plane.
00:46:48
Operation No Ass
y are stupid.
00:46:49
Nicole Shine
And he's like, where is she anyway? He's like, in the cockpit. And when he goes, like, gets distracted for a minute, Bond rushes them. They have a fight. The gun goes off. Shoots hole in the plane.
00:46:59
Nicole Shine
And exactly what he said was going to happen, happens. since Stuff gets started getting sucked out of the plane.
00:47:02
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:47:06
Nicole Shine
And Goldfinger's fat ass gets sucked out of the window. And I'm like, how did his ass fit out of that window? It's a little window. i mean, I'm chunky but funky myself. So I could say this.
00:47:17
Nicole Shine
But, like, how does he get... sucked out of that little ass window it but he gets sucked out of window so um he goes in the cockpit talk you know help his she's like where's goldfinger he's like laying his golden hop but anyway so they ah she's like there's nothing we can do he tries to pull the plane up There's nothing we can do. And the movie tries to fake us out with the worst fake out ever. Plane crash.
00:47:50
Operation No Ass
But it shows like a little dot ejecting from the plane dot that comes down.
00:47:51
Nicole Shine
um
00:47:53
Nicole Shine
Oh, I didn't see the point.
00:47:55
Operation No Ass
Yeah, yeah.
00:47:55
Nicole Shine
I thought they tried to fake us out. Like, oh, maybe they crash.
00:47:57
Operation No Ass
I know, right? You would think, yeah.
00:47:59
Nicole Shine
But, you know, they managed to get away on the parachute.
Bond's Romantic Escape
00:48:03
Nicole Shine
And um cut to the CIA guys searching for them. And then you see Pussy like on the ground trying to like wave him, like, we're over here. And Bond's like, this is the worst.
00:48:15
Nicole Shine
You want to get rescued at? No, the time like this, this isn't a time to get rescued.
00:48:18
Operation No Ass
Yeah, there's no time to get rescued. Like he pulls her down and
00:48:22
Nicole Shine
Yeah, he pulls her down, covers him with the parachute, so another seven seconds in heaven. And, um, movie goes off. Seven
00:48:31
Operation No Ass
seven seconds. I haven't.
00:48:34
Nicole Shine
seconds in heaven. Um, Bond's Goldfinger. Bond will be back in Thunderball in end of the and the movie.
00:48:41
Operation No Ass
Thunder bottles.
00:48:44
Operation No Ass
End of the movie. Yeah.
00:48:49
Nicole Shine
So, good one.
00:48:50
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:48:51
Nicole Shine
um
00:48:51
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:48:53
Nicole Shine
Favorite character.
00:48:55
Operation No Ass
Favorite character?
00:49:00
Operation No Ass
We've been doing the music one so much I forgot our questions in the movies. um Gosh, all right. Favorite character?
00:49:11
Operation No Ass
i mean, Bond would be a cop-out.
00:49:14
Nicole Shine
Obvious. We got to go besides Bond because he's the obvious favorite character.
00:49:18
Operation No Ass
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:18
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:49:18
Operation No Ass
um
00:49:21
Operation No Ass
i um Even though they were there for like only quick scene, I love the mop but mob guys. just like
00:49:30
Nicole Shine
They were so dumb.
00:49:31
Operation No Ass
They were vocal. You said something during the movie. They're like saying everything that's happening.
00:49:38
Nicole Shine
And getting no answers.
00:49:38
Operation No Ass
They're like...
00:49:40
Nicole Shine
It's like, hey Goldfinger, why you turning off the lights? Hey Goldfinger, what's this map? Hey Goldfinger, what's with this model table?
00:49:44
Operation No Ass
Why is this table moving? oh look.
00:49:48
Nicole Shine
ah What's with the funny looking pool table? Hey Goldfinger, why you turning on the lights? hey go I'm like, dude, he's not answering any of your questions.
00:49:56
Operation No Ass
Right?
00:49:58
Nicole Shine
it
00:50:01
Nicole Shine
I'm like, worst mob guys ever.
00:50:04
Operation No Ass
I know, but I love that. I think that might have been my favorite. There's a dome.
00:50:13
Operation No Ass
Where'd this map come from? ah
00:50:16
Nicole Shine
you walking across the room? Hey, Goofinger, what's that thing in your head? Hey, Goofinger.
00:50:22
Operation No Ass
Floor moves away. Hey, I was standing on that. Like, okay. Now you're not.
00:50:27
Nicole Shine
I kind of like Soto because he was like, I'm out of here. Even though he got killed, he was like, fuck this bullshit. It sounds like...
00:50:32
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:50:32
Nicole Shine
He's like, I'm a mob guy. Y'all doing too much. But, um...
00:50:38
Operation No Ass
You guys forgot your training. Fuck this deal.
00:50:41
Nicole Shine
I would say... Pussy Galore.
00:50:46
Operation No Ass
Yeah, she was going to be.
00:50:46
Nicole Shine
Number one, because her name is fucking Pussy Galore.
00:50:49
Operation No Ass
It was great.
00:50:49
Nicole Shine
Number two...
00:50:50
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:50:52
Nicole Shine
ah feel like that's my stripper name if I was ever stripper.
00:50:55
Operation No Ass
Yeah, baby.
00:50:55
Nicole Shine
But his, um... I like her though because ah feel like she's my favorite Bond girl.
00:51:03
Operation No Ass
She was a strong Bond girl, you know.
00:51:03
Nicole Shine
of the Out of the... Probably not of all time, but out of the Sean Connery Bond girls, I think she's my favorite.
00:51:14
Nicole Shine
Because she wasn't just like... She had a purpose. She wasn't just like arm candy.
00:51:18
Operation No Ass
Yeah. Yep.
00:51:21
Nicole Shine
And um she wasn't dumb.
00:51:25
Operation No Ass
Yeah, that's true.
00:51:26
Nicole Shine
You know what I mean? Like, she...
00:51:27
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:51:28
Nicole Shine
She could do judo. She could fly plane.
00:51:31
Operation No Ass
Yep.
00:51:31
Nicole Shine
um
00:51:32
Operation No Ass
Even though she still did get the seven seconds of heaven, like she, it didn't dumb her down. She was still very much.
00:51:37
Nicole Shine
Yeah, they didn't make her so they didn't make her stupid.
00:51:40
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:51:41
Nicole Shine
They made her like, no, I can fight. can fly planes. You know, all that stuff.
00:51:47
Operation No Ass
yeah
00:51:48
Nicole Shine
so So, yeah, I'd say her. Because we don't, and trust me, if y'all thinking, oh, she's, you know, not a good feminist statement, you have seen.
00:52:00
Nicole Shine
as As far as Sean Connery Bond girls go, that's about as good as you're going to get.
00:52:06
Operation No Ass
Yeah, this is true.
00:52:07
Nicole Shine
least she didn't get smacked. she She at least got a ah ah couple of flips in on his ass. She got a couple of flips. She pulled his legs out, made him smack his face on the table.
00:52:16
Operation No Ass
She did.
00:52:20
Nicole Shine
She got a couple of licks in. She got a couple of licks in.
00:52:21
Operation No Ass
mean, she was toe to toe with Bond. So yeah, you're right.
00:52:24
Nicole Shine
Yeah, yeah.
00:52:25
Operation No Ass
She was like up until this point out of all the Bond, you know, female Bond chicks.
00:52:30
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:52:31
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:52:31
Nicole Shine
Yeah, that's good. at like Again, that's a good. Because anybody else with got Miley Wap, we remember as we remember from Russia with Love what happened to her um so least favorite character. change his character.
00:52:42
Operation No Ass
Oh, God. i don't really have anyone that really bugs me. um
00:52:52
Operation No Ass
Maybe because she was kind of... Well, no. I don't think she was stupid. um the The other... The other girl, the sister that didn't get covered in paint.
00:53:09
Operation No Ass
She just...
00:53:09
Nicole Shine
Oh, too.
00:53:10
Operation No Ass
Yeah, she just ran through. don't know. Yeah, I don't really have a definite person I hated in this movie, honestly.
00:53:18
Nicole Shine
I didn't hate anybody, but I would say probably Ijava's playing my least favorite character.
00:53:24
Operation No Ass
Really? Okay.
00:53:25
Nicole Shine
I just... Like, he was really strong.
00:53:28
Operation No Ass
It was like a weak henchman, maybe, you think, was like...
00:53:31
Nicole Shine
was... It was just like... He locked you in there and you still, instead of trying to get it out you're going to try to fight Bond. Like... You know what I mean?
00:53:44
Operation No Ass
Yeah, yeah, like,
00:53:45
Nicole Shine
Like... Like, what's your motivation at this point? You in love Goldfinger?
00:53:48
Operation No Ass
Yeah,
00:53:50
Nicole Shine
Like, what is your... You killed two girls. Like, I don't...
00:53:55
Operation No Ass
yeah. yeah I mean, when you're put in that situation, i would think all loyalties kind of go flat and you're just trying to survive.
00:53:57
Nicole Shine
just...
00:54:03
Nicole Shine
Yeah, like, his motivation didn't make sense to me, so. Okay, fine.
00:54:08
Operation No Ass
Okay, yeah.
00:54:11
Operation No Ass
That's fair.
00:54:12
Nicole Shine
Yeah. So, yeah. I think it does.
00:54:14
Operation No Ass
yeah
00:54:15
Nicole Shine
mean, not lot people. Yeah.
00:54:19
Operation No Ass
I think it does. i mean, ah not a lot of the smacking and, you know, the horrible, horrible stuff of the time, but I mean, i feel like I'm kind of going to be, you know, not the best judge of this because I love the Bond movies.
00:54:25
Nicole Shine
Yeah.
00:54:38
Operation No Ass
Well, maybe not once we get to some of the later ones. I'll be like, ooh, um But yeah, I think it does.
00:54:47
Nicole Shine
For a Bond movie, but as a movie in general, I think it's, as far as Bond movies go, it's one of the better ones.
00:54:58
Operation No Ass
It has a good plot and it has a good flow.
00:55:01
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:55:02
Operation No Ass
there's Some of the characters, like we discussed, like kind of don't make sense on their motivations.
00:55:08
Nicole Shine
Mm-hmm.
00:55:09
Operation No Ass
odd jobs, you know, once he gets locked in. Like, why are you still fighting a good fight for Goldfinger, you know, when he clearly doesn't give two shits about you, you know? um But I think that's kind of classic henchmen, you know?
00:55:24
Operation No Ass
They're down for the cause no matter what. Okay.
00:55:27
Nicole Shine
yeah I think um
00:55:30
Nicole Shine
a It It It just has too much It's a very much a movie of its time Like it's not It's obviously a good movie
00:55:40
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:55:41
Nicole Shine
There's a lot of stuff in it that if you look at it with Stays' Eyes, within, um, paths.
00:55:44
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:55:48
Operation No Ass
Oh, yeah.
00:55:49
Nicole Shine
I think with these, with these Bond movies, you have to kind of look at it like that. Like, they're very much product of their time.
00:55:54
Operation No Ass
product of their time. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:55:57
Nicole Shine
Um, but if we're going, it's just based off plot and things like that, I think it does. It's a good movie.
00:56:04
Operation No Ass
Yeah. yeah
00:56:06
Nicole Shine
Um... we gotta come up with a rating instead of does it hold we gotta come up with a rating scale for movies because if we're going to plot in action and stuff it does if you're trying to look at it like all the other stuff for today's no no it's not
00:56:10
Operation No Ass
Yeah, we'll have to do that.
00:56:14
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:56:24
Operation No Ass
Yeah. No, yeah, you're right. we'll We'll definitely have to work on that for future movie episodes.
00:56:28
Nicole Shine
well when we Yeah, when we come back maybe next week, we might have a rating scale.
00:56:30
Operation No Ass
Yeah.
00:56:34
Nicole Shine
Because I don't think, because we only do old movies, older movies, not old movies, but movies that are over 10 years old.
00:56:34
Operation No Ass
Figure it out. Yeah.
00:56:42
Operation No Ass
yeah yeah we'll get that going for you guys for sure
00:56:43
Nicole Shine
So um we had to we'll we' put our heads together come up with something different than that. Alright, so we are done with this week.
00:56:55
Nicole Shine
We will be back Wednesday or Thursday, Wednesday with Conor's Pick for the music club.
00:56:58
Operation No Ass
wednesday yeah
00:57:03
Nicole Shine
um And we will be back next weekend with another movie.
00:57:08
Operation No Ass
yeah
00:57:09
Nicole Shine
Thanks for hanging out with us. And we you guys will hear from us on Wednesday. they
00:57:15
Operation No Ass
Yep. Talk to you then.
00:57:16
Nicole Shine
and
00:57:16
Operation No Ass
See ya.
00:57:16
Nicole Shine
a