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Ep. 28 Fear Me - Bellum Draconis
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Ol Gell, Nyx, Alpha and Morotah continue on through the Goblin Camp.
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Intro written and produced by Joseph McDade
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Transcript
Introduction and Setting the Stage
00:00:00
Speaker
No, this was a genuine thing. I am on the podcast more often than not, at least either top half naked or bottom half hate naked, but never fully naked. Well, there we have it. It's real. This is not the start of the episode as well. Thank you.
00:00:47
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to this week's episode of The Fellowship of the Tabletop, Bellum Draconis. We are a live play 5e D&D podcast set in the magical homebrew world of Aerith and the Kingdom of Sleek God. My name is Mark and I'm the Dungeon Master. And also with us for this week's episode we have... Danny who plays the half orc monk Morota Broken Tusk.
Meet the Adventurers
00:01:03
Speaker
Bonjour. We've got Kalamu who plays the warforged artificer Alpha. I bet man, I mean Alpha. We've got Will, a different Will, who plays... shit what do you play? The halfling...
00:01:15
Speaker
divination wizard, old girl. Yeah, sounds about right. Hello. And we've got Ian who plays the Tiefling Warlock, Nyx Carell. Hello. If you are confused as to why we've got a different crew, go back and listen to last week's episode. In fact, listen to the week before that where we explain what happens and why we're often a little jaunt at the moment.
00:01:38
Speaker
In case you've forgotten a little bit about what's happened in the last few weeks, I think it's right that we pass straight over to our, I was going to call you cartographer, that's Kelsan, that's old school, to our, what do we, I've forgotten the word. Chronicler. Chronicler. Chronicler. Chronicler, sorry. I had this consultant in my head. I got a rules consultant in my head. That's the other will. Other will. Other will. The whom we don't talk about at the moment, because he's not here.
00:02:02
Speaker
And we're going to pass over, I've got consultant now, to our chronicler, Danny, for an update on what happened on last week's episode of the Fellowship of the Tabletop.
The Moors and Goblin Trouble
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Speaker
In the last few pages of our adventure, our not-yet-heroes ventured into the moors of Goldview to confront the Runkclaw goblin tribe that had been causing a nuisance at Goldport Keep. Joined by the mysterious Old Girl, the party reached the Murgor Estate, where an abandoned grand house now full with squatting goblins.
00:02:34
Speaker
When an attempt from Alpha to call out the clan chief and confront them went south, fighting ensued with the goblins camped out on watch. Thanks to the curious magics of old Gel and his acid breathing companion, the party now head deeper into the estate, with Alpha at the vanguard.
00:02:55
Speaker
We find ourselves looking down on a 20 foot wide, looks like it could be some kind of cellar entrance that's been ripped out of the boards in the main opening room of this mansion. There are a number of turned over tables, chairs, cobwebs galore, a series of trees have burst in through the window and are growing in or out of the windows.
00:03:19
Speaker
There's a bathtub in the corner and as you look nearer to that space you realise this has fallen from a level above which has since collapsed. You see an open port colour in front of you about 30 feet away and an open port colour to your right again about 30 feet away. But the noise comes predominantly from the hole in front of you.
00:03:40
Speaker
You see as you approach this, two very thick iron nails that have been wrought into the cardboard, into the wooden floorboards of the floor of this mansion. They are about a foot and a half apart and attached to each is a rope. As you peer over the edge, you can see the flickers of light below and you notice that this is a rope ladder leading down to the floor below and to where you want to be.
Stealth and Strategy in the Mansion
00:04:07
Speaker
Alpha, you feel quite squiggle as the unhappy companion you are holding, Christo, glances and tries to move away from the half-melted corpse you hold in your other hand. The four of you look over this gap, this space, and Christo turns to you, Alpha. You're going down? Yes.
00:04:37
Speaker
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. I'm not one to tell you you're wrong Alpha, but I don't know how you're going to go down a rope ladder with someone of your weight and your hands full.
00:04:57
Speaker
Alpha will just look for a moment, lift up creature one, lift up this still acidity decomposing corpse. He is going to chuck the decomposing corpse down the hole. No, no, no, you're not. I'm going to try and grab it. Give me an athletics check. 10 plus, you catch it. No, 11 plus.
00:05:23
Speaker
19. Okay, you've managed to go out and your hand kind of goes into it slightly as well as you grab like a collarbone or like a spine, you're not sure what. And you managed to grab ahold of this before you drop it. And I'm just going to look you straight in the eye. No. Why? I'm going to turn to Nick's and I'm just going to stare you blankly as though I want you to fill in the blanks here.
00:05:50
Speaker
I mean because you will lose the element of surprise alpha and while you're in this kind of mood you still want to be able to go in rather stealthy so that you could obliterate more without them knowing and prepare for your arrival because if you were to throw that
00:06:18
Speaker
corpse down there then they could just kind of wait at the bottom and I don't know maybe long spears or something it would be a rather nasty landing for you cooler minds and all of that
00:06:36
Speaker
Then surprise we need, STAIRS! Okay, yeah, there's, I don't know, I'll go and see if there's some stairs around. As you walk around the house you start to notice something. A number of the walls have been ripped down, the wood of which has obviously been used because the walls, these wooden walls no longer exist.
00:06:57
Speaker
As you make your way around, the whole space has been ransacked. Things that should be upstairs have fallen through the roof onto the floor below. There are cobwebs everywhere. Much of this has not been touched. And as you enter the room to the right, you notice another similar hole in the ground that's been ripped open 20 foot wide and another rope ladder leading down. And again, the sounds and smells of the goblins below.
00:07:21
Speaker
At the back of the space, at the back of the mansion, is a long, large room. This is where, as you notice, there should be a staircase leading up to the second floor. However, this has been entirely crushed by the fallen roof that I mentioned previously.
00:07:36
Speaker
As you look around the space, there is nothing of worth at all. Very little of any kind of value save perhaps the bathtub. I mean, I'm being panicky here. Everything worth value has been ripped. The walls are bare. The floors are pretty much bare. All that kind of remains on this floor now is kindling and it seems to have been broken up and positioned by these goblins for that very purpose as well.
00:08:00
Speaker
Rota is just going to go and kick the side of the bathtub really gently like when you kick tires on a car you're thinking about buying and turn to Nick's Probably worth a few gold thought you think I think so. Maybe Alpha could carry it on the way back What do you want an investigation check I don't want anything to do
00:08:28
Speaker
I've got Image and Link trying to drag this bathtub with him. Like a tortoise. Yeah. But as you kick the bathtub though, it does whisper, Marota, Marota. Fucking hell. It doesn't crash. It just pangs. It's a metal rort. I'm just going to place the head of the court. The head that I caught a second ago. Oh, it was a body. Oh, we were placing the bathtub like it was having a swash.
00:08:54
Speaker
It's a great idea. I like that. I like it. What's this breaking bad? It's more acid in there. I'm honest. An old hoot. She's run out of acid. I can't do that in the bathtub
The Crystal Ball's Significance
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again. That's fine. It's scary as hell. Yeah, that is quite scary. And that's saying something. Give him present company. Alpha, maybe Alpha at the point is getting very, very impatient. So, you know, he's kind of almost storming round. He's kind of.
00:09:24
Speaker
not tearing things apart, but he's not being gentle with anything. I'm just noticing the impatience. I'm just going to, could I do an investigation check to see if there's any sign of any other way down? Like places where the dust has maybe not, you know, footprints or anything on set in the dust or anything like that. Yep. Absolutely. Give me an investigation check. That's not good. Nine.
00:09:54
Speaker
If you look around, you notice a large number of cobwebs in the kind of the south room, the last room to explore. That's probably not a space where there could be a secret entrance. That's what you get really. Okay.
00:10:09
Speaker
Whilst this is all going on, what Old Girl will do is he'll probably have a hoot resting back again upon his turban. He'll look into the cracked crystal sphere on the top of his staff. And I just want to cast Locate Object.
00:10:30
Speaker
if you'll allow me to, just to look for my original crystal ball. And just remind me of the range on that then, Will. Certainly. It is up to a thousand feet. I'll sense the direction of its location. If it's in motion, I'll know the direction of its movement. The only thing that will stop it is if there's any thickness of lead between a direct path between me and the object.
00:11:00
Speaker
While you're doing that and staring into the cracked crystal ball, Nyx is almost as if you can imagine him rising up from the ground just to kind of also look at the opposite angle of view and he's going to stare into the crystal ball as well and see if he can see what you see. You get a ping, Will, of the location of a crystal. It is down.
00:11:25
Speaker
And if you're facing, or I've got you on the map in Roll20, if you're facing the hole in the ground at the front of the mansion, it's down and to your left. Is it underneath? Sorry, down, I mean directly down, underground, and to the east. Right, okay.
00:11:45
Speaker
but it kind of gives you the feeling of it being, yeah. So it's a pain underground and kind of to your left if you're kind of with your back to the entrance of the, of the entrance of the mansion, yeah.
00:11:58
Speaker
How long does that take? Is that like a... It's a concentration spell, but I can concentrate on it for... Let's see. It's 10 minutes. Cool. So I'll still know its location if and when we decide to drop down. Lovely. Hey, hey, hey. What do you see? Because I'm trying to see what you're seeing.
00:12:21
Speaker
Or I don't think you'll be able to do that, not without all the training that I've got up in my head. Have you got any quick cliff notes or something that I could just, you know, so I can see? Well, I don't think that that's how it works necessarily, but I mean, I can see that my crystal ball is down the hole. We need to go down the hole and I need to go that way and I'll point to the east. As in down the rope ladder?
00:12:47
Speaker
Well, that's why, yeah, I don't want to go dropping down the hole without the ladder. I'll fall all the way to the bottom and get more cracks. No problem. OK, so it looks like we're all going down the rope. Ladders, everyone ready? Alpha, are you OK? Down. Are you going to be OK on that rope? Maybe you should go last. I don't know. I'm just sensing a little bit of trepidation about, like, a man of your side, robot, an automatomic whatever of your size. Throw down the ladder before I throw you down.
00:13:18
Speaker
Right, very good. And with that, Nix is just going to kind of walk over to the edge, backwards look at Alpha, and then he's quite versed with rope ladders because of his background on the Esmeralda, just starts going down. He's also got very good dark vision, so he's going to be looking over his shoulder as he goes.
00:13:45
Speaker
I'm assuming the others go after you, but I'll take it from your perspective next. You, foot after foot of this rope ladder, and you notice the wall that you're moving down turns from the stone of a prepared cellar perhaps, down further to soil walls and then back to stone again. It seemed to switch twice, like almost two layers of cellar.
Diplomacy with Goblins
00:14:10
Speaker
And then you come to the bottom, bam. And as you step down, you notice you're in a one-ended kind of corridor. As you turn, you see a large open pair of doors.
00:14:20
Speaker
and a long, long corridor, probably about 40, 50 feet in length. There is a sconce on the wall that is lit and the smell and the sound of goblin life pervades your senses. And hopefully if you just look on Roll20, I have just updated our map and placed us there. Next, at the far end of the corridor, you can see two goblins with crossbows.
00:14:47
Speaker
Now at the moment, conversing and speaking with each other and talking and they're kind of laughing and kind of discussing things with each other. They're not paying any attention to their mission, which is obviously probably something to do with this idea. They look relatively relaxed and you can hear and you can smell the smoke kind of billowing up from something cooking. It smells like meat. It smells like something quite tasty. The four of you come down, down the ladder, like I was saying, they're by five, 10,
00:15:15
Speaker
50, 55 feet away is a long, long straight corridor by 15 feet wide, 50 feet long. Behind the goblins, you also notice there seems to be a large 15-foot barricade that seems to be erected out of chiseled bits of wood that seems to be supported up, probably causing some kind of a barrier. And that's all you can make out from your current location. What would you like to do? First off, because Alpha's come down with a captive, what happens there?
00:15:47
Speaker
Crystal has been absolutely silent, especially since... Well, actually, yeah, we've got to probably think about how you get down, Alpha. Especially when you're muted. While you're muted as well. That's even harder when you're muted. I go down. I go down. But yeah, we're going down last as well. So if Nix wanted to do anything beforehand, before Alpha got to the bottom, he probably would have.
00:16:09
Speaker
a bit of an opportunity, but yeah, I would try and go down one-handed, you know. All right, that's going to have to be an athletics check. Can I also just be there at the bottom ready to catch the goblin? At this point, Alpha's on his own. And could I be moved away from this whole situation, not ready to catch shit? Oh, this could go horrendously wrong.
00:16:34
Speaker
I'm gonna die by fall damage. Athletics check, you say? Yes, please. Oh, please be good, please be good. Then you have, like, pistons in your legs that, like, as soon as you hit the ground, go... and absorb the impact? Not yet. That's level four. 15. Athletics.
00:16:50
Speaker
Fine, you manage to lower yourself down one arm. There's a moment where it gets a little hairy halfway down. The ladder kind of moves side to side. There's no additional weight below. You manage to hold crease door up on your shoulder and one arm and lower yourself with the other. You will reach down the bottom and you will, four of you see at the far end, these two goblins discussing something not currently aware of your location. Alfred, do you want to go and do your thing? Not quite interested in this. Can I make a suggestion? Please.
00:17:19
Speaker
Alpha, why not just stroll confidently through with goblin in tow and just demand an audience with the chief? We do not need to kill all these goblins. They are just looking for someone strong to follow. So if we do something about the leader, then they'll want to follow us. You see what I mean? We don't have to kill them all. Logical.
00:17:50
Speaker
If you are here wanting to kill them all, I'm going to take you back and tell your dads. I mean, I mean, I mean, it's still like follow, follow your own instincts and like what's going on in that mind right now? What do you do? How are you feeling? Can you identify your feelings and angry? OK, so I get that. I get that. But is there any other other feelings in there? Is it just one emotion?
00:18:16
Speaker
I don't know. Right. OK. Anger. Anger prominent. I seem to remember that. Like maybe I edged this anger with a memory. You record a memory and that made you angry. Maybe there's a memory deep down where you're calm and you can utilize the same techniques that you did earlier. Just put yourself in that position and that memory where you were calm and draw upon the emotions you felt at that time. And that might make you feel better now.
00:18:48
Speaker
Okay, Alpha's just got to pause for a brief moment and listen to the words of Nyx. He's going to try and redraw on another memory, a happy memory. I'm going to roll for this just to see in case however this goes.
00:19:04
Speaker
What do you look like when you're going through your memory? Does it look like you're not here, that you're inside yourself?
Alpha's Inner Battle
00:19:12
Speaker
If Nick's waved a hand in front of you, is there any face movement to acknowledge what I'm doing? There is no reaction. It's like a glazed look that you would interpret. I would like to use a hand and try and find the angle. I'm very aware.
00:19:28
Speaker
I'm just gonna point that out. I'm still very aware. I'm still gonna do it. I'm still gonna hold my hand. I want the emerald. So, as Nyx has said this instead of in front of you and you go into your mind palace, Sherlock, Nyx is just gonna look at your face and then cheers for each around to try and find this duel. Alright, give me a sleight of hand check against Callum. Could you give me a perception?
00:19:57
Speaker
For fuck's sake, every time I come at you, every time... Hang on, hang on, you could still do this, believe it or not, because my perception modifier is shit. Oh my god. It's a four. Yes! I can take your passive. I can take your passive. Oh, well, fair enough, my passive's 11. That was hilarious, I won't lie, but... My passive is 11 anyway.
00:20:27
Speaker
What did you get, Nix? I got five, so I thought you heard that. No, no, sorry, I missed that, I missed that, sorry. Okay, so we've got that. Callum, do you want to give me, do you want to give, do you want to do the role for the Memory Palace thing? Yep, yep, I will do one thing, whatever you need to do for that. Well, one to 10, he's going to stay angry, anything above, he's going to calm down. Okay, nice.
00:20:52
Speaker
Oh shit, if I pissed you off even more. Oh, it's a 12. OK. OK. So as these words venture into Nick's... Nick's doing what he's doing as well. As these words venture into Nick's, his eyes are just going to slowly change from this deep red to this... back to this pale white that you've kind of all seen. And just as the last little bit of red fades away...
00:21:17
Speaker
He obviously sees your hand reaching for the jewel and he's going to reach down and grab your hand. And then at the same time as you do that, my other hand comes around your shoulder and I'm going to do like an awkward hug. There you go. Just feel that calming sensation, buddy. Feel that calming sensation. I think of the sea. I think of the sea. I think of the sea. Oh, it's calming. That is an annoyingly good save.
00:21:47
Speaker
Alpha would interpret this as an actual gesture of friendship, as awkward and uncomfortable and as distant as this kind of is. Yeah, Alpha would probably interpret that as a friendship and he would look Nick's dead in his eye and say, yeah, that is much better.
00:22:07
Speaker
There. See, we all need a hug every now and then. I really like the idea that the goblin's also getting hugged by... As Alpha's gripping the goblin. Yep. I also think the sea. Pause for a brief moment and look at the goblin. Oh my, are you okay? I'm mortally wounded. And...
00:22:37
Speaker
I am terribly sorry if I've caused you any inconvenience. However, may I ask for your assistance?" Just one quick moment here as Nyx pulls away. Do you remember any of the last hour that just transpired? No, we're near an hour, surely. I remember
00:23:02
Speaker
A bits. Flashes. My memory bank seems to be slightly corrupt. Looks like we've got an Iron Man Jekyll and Hyde on our hands, folks. Has Crystal winked directly into the camera, huh? I remember sections. I have injured you. My apologies.
00:23:31
Speaker
That's okay. You didn't really injure me that bad. Oh, you're not talking to me. Sorry. Sorry. I am talking to Kriestar. Yep. Right. May I ask for your assistance if you do not mind? I don't think I have any choice. No, you don't. This is also acceptable. I do not wish for any more of your goblin brethren to die. However, I do wish for them to
00:23:57
Speaker
Are you going to turn to Marota for a second and then just turn back to Kriestar? Be in my service instead. I believe I can accomplish this by eliminating Liag. Would you assist me in this to save more of your goblin brethren? Do I survive? I will, of course, ensure that you are all right and well looked after should you agree.
00:24:26
Speaker
Thank you for your assistance. Marota, if I may before we proceed, you do seem to be quite injured. Permit me to help you? That would be great.
Healing and Preparation
00:24:41
Speaker
Of course, and I will just take out some of the salve that I keep in my satchel and just start applying it to Marota's wounds, so I'm casting a Cure Wounds on him.
00:24:52
Speaker
My apologies for nine points of healing. Thank you It's everybody else in a acceptable condition before we proceed. I mean if you dishing them out alpha I would love one of course next please let me help you and I would do the same to Nick's as well So that's eight points of healing for Nick's I
00:25:22
Speaker
And then, yeah, he's helping me out and he's asked for it, so I'm going to heal Christo as well. Just use up all my fucking spells. Let me just go and write an NPC stat for this guy. He's starting like, what's going on? Kill me. Kill me now. Be a nice guy. No, he's not going to be that. Seven points of healing for Christo. Oh, tingly.
00:25:51
Speaker
It will help. It's a salve, isn't it? You rub it on. It's a salve, so it just kind of, um, apply it to open wounds and things like that. Thank you. You are most welcome. So what, what do you need me to do? We wish to approach and eliminate Liag. And then I wish to take you other goblins in as subordinates of mine. He's not one to fight. He's one to talk.
00:26:20
Speaker
Talk is fine. This could still be unacceptable as long as he agrees to our terms. He's very strong. But since I'm his table, with his gold, and talks. Yeah, say gold, how much gold out of just wonderment? 2836 pieces of gold we have accumulated over the past six months.
00:26:42
Speaker
Oh my. Alpha, you should deal with this guy and take all control of the goblins. I think that is a great plan. This is also a large amount of gold. I look forward to sharing this with Reigns and Emrah. I know. You're going to need that bathtub to carry it back. I think so. We don't have that magic bag that Reigns has.
00:27:08
Speaker
I have many ways to get gold inside me, Marota. You've yet to see it. No, but I couldn't make a replica of the magic bag that Reigns has. OK, I tell you what, let's see how this goes. Next, gold is a secondary objective. They come down with a look of puzzlement. We can always come back.
00:27:35
Speaker
Yes, you take the lead, Alpha. Oh, Gal, how are you doing? Oh, no, I'm absolutely fine. What do you think, old Gal? Well, I've just been trying to concentrate on a spell for the last eight minutes. I ain't got much time left, but all I know is that my orbs are about that away and they'll be pointing at the wall. I just didn't want to interrupt a nice moment. You guys think Susie would use what happened? Which direction did you just point? Yeah, off to my left. Did you not see my hand? Oh, wait, I can't see my hand.
00:28:11
Speaker
It's kind of dark down here. I don't think you think sconces will it? We should be able to see. Yeah, you can you can you can it's low light. It's difficult when I'm at the back of the group and I got big guys I got someone holding on to an orc in front of me. There's hugs going on. I think I need a hug.
00:28:30
Speaker
Alpha will go in for a hug. No, I'll just... I'll hold Christo as well just in case he tries to wriggle away. Okay, I feel revitalized. Let's do this. Very well. Let us proceed. Is there some sort of word or phrase Christo that will just get us through? No, not really. How would you ask... How would you say you wanted to see the Ark if you were just strolling on a regular day?
00:29:01
Speaker
What, me? Aye. I just... I'm one of the hunters, so I just walk into the main hall and speak to him. Great. Well, let's go with you in Alpha's arms and we'll have an audience then. Ah, oh, okay. Let's see what happens. I don't know. Please provide us with the best assistance you can. What have I just shown? Let us through.
00:29:29
Speaker
That sounds like a good idea. I don't know, I've never been held captive by people and led in to see the Angs before, so I don't know. Well, Reigns is somebody who believes in trial and error, so let's see. And yeah, Alfred's just going to start walking down nowhere near like what he was before. It's now more of a casual stroll, if anything else, still holding the Kree Star in his arm. Maybe he should try a bit more of a swag.
00:29:58
Speaker
Raise your arms up a little bit. No chance!
Confronting the Goblin Leader
00:30:11
Speaker
As you head down south of the corridor, you see the two goblins. The space opens up to a large kind of U-shaped room with an exit to the south, an exit kind of U turning up to the north from where you've come.
00:30:25
Speaker
There are also a number of wooden palisades that have been put up to make the walkway single file. This has obviously been done in a way to limit people coming in and out of them being bum rushed at any moment as people come down. The two goblins turn with the crossbows and point them up at you. Stop! Stop there! Alpha will stop. What do you want? Clear my throat and look at Christo. I wish to see Liag.
00:30:56
Speaker
Yeah, that's true. And I will hold him up if he's going to speak. Who are they? I whisper in Christos, we're here to see their chief. And he puppets. We're here to see their chief.
00:31:27
Speaker
We have a very interesting offer for him. We have a very interesting offer for him. What is it? They're gonna hear in their mind. Lots of gold. Yep, cup of fruit. And they lower their crossbows and step to the side. Nice to see you again, Crystal. Oh, I haven't seen you in a while, Hasta. How are you, green skin? How's your mum?
00:31:57
Speaker
Fuck's gonna break my throat, this. How many more goblins have we got? You tell us, Mark. We will engage every single one in conversation.
00:32:09
Speaker
Oh shit, I've put like 25, I had a 25, ow. Some of them twice maybe. So you step around this barricade one at a time, probably out from the lead on the other three of you. Followed behind and you come across three more members of kind of the guard area around this. And they all kind of look a bit odd at you, but they've heard exactly what's happened. They've heard over the top and they all kind of go gold. What's that? You say it was gold, Christo?
00:32:33
Speaker
and a tiefling with him as well. He'd go on an M and say, oh, look at the little halfling with that old one. He looks like he's going to die soon. They're saying as well. Is this being in common or in goblin? Yeah, in common. All in common. This is all in common. And one at the back, though, is going to step out. He's slightly bigger and goes, what's all this about, Crystal? What are you bringing these lugs down here for?
00:33:04
Speaker
Oh, it's me. Shit, sorry, I forgot. They killed us all. He wants to speak to Leags. Oh, right, overthrowing the power, is it? Yeah, someone like that.
00:33:17
Speaker
Fantastic, fantastic, lead this way then. And he turns around and he leads the way down. And what you come across is a well set up kind of underground fortification where there's a long, long corridor that's about 10 feet wide. But every now and then there's something on the opposite side that means you constantly have to kind of wiggle your way in and out. There's a number of guards around here, again, all armed with crossbows. And you see a small entrance to the north first lay, about 15 feet through, leads to a really long corridor. You don't see where that really kind of goes.
00:33:46
Speaker
Next, you see into another room on the left. There are no rooms on the right. Another room on the left, which is a kind of large bedroom where they've dragged down beds from the mansion, down underground, and placed them haphazardly around. Within there, you see five or six goblins sat around eating food, sitting playing cards, et cetera. Nothing else aside from that.
00:34:07
Speaker
The goblin continues leading through. Oh, Gail, your ping is getting closer as you go. You get a feeling this is where the money happens in this last room. And you turn what looks like some kind of weird animal bone wall that covers one five foot portion of it. You step around that and you see two guards stood with spears and
00:34:30
Speaker
with shields they stand either side of a long and impressive room which obviously is the main chamber of this dungeon and i'm filling it in with uh unknown text at the moment because i can't select it all it's that large
00:34:49
Speaker
Oh boy. And there you go. Whoa. At the end. Oh, it's great for a podcast. That's all going. What you see as you come around the corner is a massively long, probably about a hundred foot long room. You see at the close end, the southern end, more broken down bits of furniture, et cetera, that obviously uses kindling. This room is flanked by pillars working its way down. Raw, just a hewn out of the ground pillars. And the very center of the room looks like
00:35:17
Speaker
A wolf of some kind that is on a spit in the middle of a large, large fireplace. The room is warm. It smells good. It smells of meat, it smells of food and it's warm. Around the edge of the space there are a number of goblins.
00:35:31
Speaker
And at the far end, through the hazy smoke near the far end, by the way, this room is basically spread out along the walls with the kind of bowl-sized braziers filled full of hot coals, which light the space and give it an eerie hellish kind of vibe.
00:35:48
Speaker
The far end of the table is a large table. Upon the table are a number of bits of food and plates and cutlery and behind which are sat three slightly larger looking goblins. One on either side both are quite wise and old and one in the middle about a foot and a half taller and sat the two and you can see them kind of sticking up two scimitars sat in scabbards either side of his body.
00:36:11
Speaker
Behind these three individuals are a number of large casks of what look like beer or wine or something like that. That is what catches your eye. What catches your eye is behind that final pillar. The top left corner is just a massive pile of gold just on the floor sprawling out behind the tables of these three goblins.
00:36:30
Speaker
Across the floor, around and about the space are a number of chains, ball and chains, etc. kind of used around the space. They've obviously nicked these from somewhere and brought them all down here. What you do see is one or two of the goblins chained, cowering on the floor, much smaller than the other goblins, sat around and sweeping areas and controlling bits and pieces.
00:36:55
Speaker
As you enter into the space, the goblin that's kind of led you round goes, well, it's over to you then. We want a guest. And he kind of gestures towards the north, towards the large spit wolf, and towards the table with the three goblins at the far end. What would you like to do? Mirota's just going to whisper in Nix's ear, I think this might be your show now.
00:37:22
Speaker
Yeah. Yes. Okay. Why not? Let's... Okay. Yeah. I've done this before. Plenty of times. Follow my lead, everyone. Nyx will confidently shake himself and walk through the hallway, nodding at the goblins left and right as if to go. Yep. Sup? How's it going?
00:37:48
Speaker
and as you do that you look thoroughly confused and you know sorry the goblins look thoroughly confused some of them look quite excited though normally they tend to know that when people come around this is what happens power passes from power and the thought of some kind of verbiage some combat of some kind it will ensue they start to shuffle down towards the north end of the room to hear over here what's going to happen
00:38:15
Speaker
many of which keep a low profile and move away in the shadows, away from you around the edge of the space as they see you and they point. A few of them start to draw weapons slightly, which are more out of trepidation, not out of aggression. The two guards at the door, though, stay where they are. You approach... Sorry, go ahead. No. I was just going to say, you approach and I was going to pass over to you anyway. Did you mention that there's a big old boar cooking in the middle of this room?
00:38:44
Speaker
It looks more like a wolf, like maybe a warg or something. Is it cooking over a spit? Massive, massive spit. Yeah, five times. 20 foot long pit with a massive spit on top of it slowly rotating.
00:38:59
Speaker
Okay, is there any like implements on there like a poker or a raw iron stick or something that's kind of within the coals or on the actual crackling of the skin? Yeah, to the right of the large spit there are two stacks of wood and in between them you can see a number of pokers stuck into it obviously used to move and jostle around the coals.
00:39:21
Speaker
Amazing, so as Nyx walks into the room, he's going to cast a glance around all the goblins that he can see. He's gonna just calmly and confidently walk past a spit. He's gonna grab one of the poles and kind of swing it around somewhat. Almost like a baton of some sort. Ah, ladies and gentlemen, well met. We are of the party. Hellfire.
00:39:52
Speaker
OK, I didn't want to say, I didn't want to say it was fucking those fire. We have the party hellfire. And we come with you on this most auspicious of days with a gallant offer among you and your brethren. My friend here, nay, the chief in command here, Alpha, has come to barter for leadership of the goblins.
00:40:23
Speaker
Hear his story, because at the end, you will all be richer, wealthier, and far better off than you are a nixed castes-eye around the dungeon right now. Could you give me a charismatic check of performance, please? Performance check? Yes, please.
00:40:54
Speaker
Aw, that's cool. That looks like it's cocked on my screen. That looks sad. That looks sad. Seven. That was hard. A goblin to the left, sorry, their left, your right, of this adventure. He, everyone else is silent, but he outwardly cheers. Yeah! More money!
00:41:21
Speaker
The goblin in the middle of the table stands up and almost quick as a flash a dagger comes out into the side of this goblin's head stabbing him and killing him as his body falls to the ground. He sits back down and takes another clump of meat into his mouth and looks at one of the chained up goblins and says, cleaning that.
00:41:45
Speaker
And then he continues looking back at you and takes another bite out of his food. The two goblins, the old wisened goblins, either side don't really move. They look through milked, milky eyes, yellowed skin, yellowed teeth just continue staring forward at you, Nix. I see that I did not impress you there with the knowledge of more gold that awaits you.
00:42:15
Speaker
Hmm. Silence says many things in these parts, so... What can we do to barter for control over you? Alpha, I could really do with a hand here. Can you just get into that kind of mode that you do? What mode? Yes, great. Amazing. Have you got some sort of crystal orb here for my friend as well, as Nyx turns around to old gal?
00:42:43
Speaker
Oh girl, you're getting a serious ping from the top left corner of that room where the gold is. Somewhere in there is where your crystal is. I'm just going to pick up Krystar at this point just after Nick has obviously spoken to me and I've obviously gotten confused. And I'm just going to kind of lean into him and whisper in the best of what I can do. What is the best way to approach this situation? Power or diplomacy? Power.
00:43:15
Speaker
Very well. Alpha is going to approach the table that they are on, still with Christo in hand. He's just going to hold him up to him. This is all that remains of your small pitiful platoon that was outside. And I'm just going to
00:43:43
Speaker
not gently, but just kind of throwing down to my side a little bit. Just enough force to keep him on his knees. You will report to me. You will answer to me. If you don't, I will happily come over to the other side of this table, wrap my arm around your neck and squeeze until it pops. Are we in an understanding?
00:44:12
Speaker
As you're saying that, Mrota's just gonna walk easterly to the corner of the table, still our side of the table, and just put both hands on the table and lean over and just flex her muscles whilst looking at the warchief. Nice. Could you give me... Oh, give you the... Sorry, speak actual words. Alpha, could you give me an intimidation check with advantage?
00:44:39
Speaker
Thank you. Sorry, give me an intimidation check and then Marota can ask you to aid. Yeah, so do the aid first. Do the aid first. It's 14. Which gives you a plus two. No. Plus a one plus. A one plus. Yeah, because there's a zero. Let me just check the aid checks. This is my own thing I've made up.
00:45:05
Speaker
Yeah, I thought it was higher than the one. I thought it was two. I thought like 17 to 20 was three. 13 to 16 was two. Google Docs. I let you type in aiding checks. And here we go. And a minute when it loads up. What do I say? What was it? I rolled a 14.
00:45:27
Speaker
That's a plus one to check. Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, wow. Fifteen to seventeen plus two. Eighteen plus is three plus. Okay. To check. That's a plus one. So, Callum, give us your intimidation plus one. Come on, come on. I have zero charisma. I should not be doing this. Oh, bollocks. That was so close to an actual 20, but I rolled an eight. So that's a nine overall.
00:45:53
Speaker
The goblin captain, well this person, he sits in the middle, stands up and he kind of really has a bandana on and releases the bandana to his ears, blow him, kind of pop around sharp, gnarled ears, sharpened teeth, really, really dark green skin with really bright white eyes shining out, blackened teeth with a yellowy red tongue. He's got like a fur coat to a shawl that sticks onto his back, these two metal pauldrons with metal spikes sticking out.
00:46:23
Speaker
As he stands up, he realizes he's got the skull of some kind of beast or something around his neck, as he wears a necklace around it. As he stands up, he too copies Morita's position and flexes on the table. Not quite as big, not quite as impressive, but he still tries to mimic the position, but looks directly at you, Alpha.
The Combat Challenge
00:46:46
Speaker
Do you want to take control of this clan?
00:46:52
Speaker
Alpha will just imitate him exactly the same way, so he's kind of putting his arms on the table, but he can't flex, he has no muscles. You and Hellfire, is that right? Ro is going to win when he says Hellfire. Yeah, understandable. Believe me when I say I do not need their help to take you down.
00:47:25
Speaker
You see all his teeth as his lips peel back. We've got a special way of doing things for the rank claw clan. I imagine you're telling the truth and Kree store and his gang have been killed. That's fair enough. But things are different down here, metal boy. Things are different.
00:47:51
Speaker
is the meanest of any changes. Relaxed, calm, affable. It's not a competition, shall we? You're boys against my boys, how about it? Listen here, before you answer and you heard your dick, it got sorted out in your head.
00:48:10
Speaker
I'll give you some time. I'll give you space to rest. Give you some food. Make it a fair fight. You know what I mean? We've all just enjoyed a meal. You should do the same too. You can have your rest and then you come in here. It's you lot versus me lot.
00:48:28
Speaker
Not to morsel peril. You defeat us. You knock us down. You take control. We knock you down. I take control of you lot too. How's about it?
00:48:45
Speaker
I'm just going to look slightly towards Marota. Alfred's not sure on this deal. Oh, we're not in control then, are we? Got to look to the orc. Maybe I should have been speaking to you the whole time. You're the one with the power. You're the one in charge, eh? No. Nick was right. It is me. I have an amendment to your offer. And a what now? A change. Right.
00:49:16
Speaker
We rest. We get better. We have a good meal. But I do not wish to hurt the people who will soon be under my hand. I suggest a one-on-one. I don't recommend it for your sake. Listen, you're gonna run goblins.
00:49:45
Speaker
You gotta have a crew that are just as fucking deadly as you. You could beat me fair enough, if you could. But you need a gang around you you can fucking trust. And if you ain't got no one, these bastards will stab you in the back. Savvy, you got me. You're listening. Yes.
00:50:14
Speaker
I'm going to coughs over his shoulder again. Strode is going to just unflex, walk to the other side of the table and whisper in Nyx's ear. Tell his friends, you know, in their minds. A hundred gold if they don't support him. A hundred gold if they don't support who?
00:50:44
Speaker
Are you here in your mind? And I'm just going to look at the, at the eggs. Oh, got you. And I need you, I need you to sharpen up. Wow. Do you know, I didn't know if you meant support us. Okay.
00:51:03
Speaker
And then you just, Nyx will concentrate for a moment and send that thought to the two sitting either side of Liag's and the messages. You get a hundred gold if you don't support your captain. So the two basically, the two lieutenants. The milky, milky blind ones.
00:51:26
Speaker
The right and left hand side of this chief. One on the left, his eyes lift quickly and you see kind of semblance of age returned to him and he looks and then he realizes where it's coming from and just smiles and nods his head. The other one does the same and realizes this is happening, looks towards Nick's, then looks very confused and looks around.
00:51:47
Speaker
But what would I want? Why would I want 100 gold when I got one 3000 sitting right here? He gestures behind himself. What the fuck are you talking about? All the voices in my head could go to me and get some money if I told you to fuck off. I can see why you're here. They're already eating away at my power. Look at them.
00:52:18
Speaker
fucking infinite. If it's what you say, then. Hey. Well, I didn't hear what you said. That's why I said, hey. Oh, sorry. I was like, they're already starting to turn against you. Surely you wouldn't want to be in a position of power when they do. Surely the task of looking after them, the person that they want to betray should fall to somebody else.
00:52:49
Speaker
covering your own back. These two mean nothing to me. These two are here for support from other clans. It's the boys around the place that mean it. They're not boys! They're the ones that support me. These two old bastards ain't gonna do much fighting anyway. Fuck it. Oi, you. Take 100 gold. Fuck off.
00:53:20
Speaker
Okay, fair enough, fair enough. And the one who spoke out grabs the gold and starts shuffling out the door and leaves with 100 gold, leaving us a total of 2,736. Fuck! It's time to give his Maro a hard look. Anymore mind games you want to play?
00:53:43
Speaker
No, not at all. You know, I think you're absolutely right. And Nick's will jump on top of the table with the pokey mind stick in hand and he's going to draw a line down the center of the table.
00:53:57
Speaker
And then underneath it, he's going to do a flourish, because I'm guessing this stick is good at hot from the embers. And with wood, he can kind of draw and mark the wood, hopefully. He's going to, underneath the line, put a massive signature down and go, well met. Yes, a competition. Your lot versus our lot. And the winner gets the spoils.
00:54:24
Speaker
Is that a deal from all of you? What about the old bastard at the back? All he's done is stare at my pile of gold this whole time. But I just couldn't help but notice that I think you've got something to mind in that hoard. You ain't happened to guard a perfectly spherical crystal ball hiding under all them pieces of gold? Yeah, we do. Article 68. Perfect sphere.
00:54:53
Speaker
That's some good articling system you got there. I appreciate that. You here give me that spare article 68 back to me and I'll just be on my way. No. Nothing. Why should I just give you that when I can beat all four of you cunts together?
00:55:17
Speaker
That's a sort of offensive language, dear friend. What kind of skill contest we got going on here now? I mean, I could do your future. You want your future, dud? Now in the future doesn't winner support a goblin, runt-claw clan. I'll tell you what it does. He slams his fist on the table. Fucking power! And everyone... Let's up again. It's you four. Versus me and Marthree.
00:55:47
Speaker
But that's a few extra. If you defeat us in combat, you're in charge. But if we defeat you in combat, they're again, you to win us. And I'll put those chains on you and I'll make you work down in a mine. So what do you say? What do you say?
00:56:18
Speaker
Is there a problem if any of yous die? Nah, it's not to death, you fool. Well, what if it's accidental? What if, like, I don't know, I'd hit you really hard with something and you go...
00:56:30
Speaker
We're shuffling off this motorcoil, what about him? Oh, accidents happen, we've all been there and all the goblins are like, yeah, of course, yeah, that accident's happening, we loved it. You know, we had a few incidents a while ago, someone came and tried to depose me and I accidentally slit his fucking throat. You know, accidents happen, you know, but yeah, aiming not to kill, obviously, my gorgeous face wouldn't last a day.
00:56:54
Speaker
What you're saying doesn't sound very powerful. You don't want to get killed. You're too afraid. I like what you're thinking. But it's not afraid of death. You usually are better than me alive than dead. And I... You're better to us dead than alive, friend. That's what you think. I know your type. I know what your eyes are after. All I gotta do is look at the teeth and see what he's eyeing up.
00:57:24
Speaker
Used like a raft of gold. Why do you think I'm here? Because I'm the strongest, smartest and most gorgeous goblin you've ever seen. Yes, of course. But also, I've got the contacts for money. I've got the contacts for jobs. I know where all the money is in these lands ever since the blight has ended. It all comes to my ears.
00:57:47
Speaker
you want me alive this lot need me alive to make that stat get bigger alright boys how much money was here before I started nothing boss fucking right nothing I was made this money myself that's why I don't give a fuck about you if you's gonna be in control I was gonna stay here and help the clan clan to my life you here
00:58:16
Speaker
I mean, we did just defeat four upstairs. I don't understand the hesitation on four more and look what we get and Nyx points to the pile of gold from the table. I mean, look.
00:58:29
Speaker
He draws out two large scimitars and they are like large serrated blades and each one of them lets off a slightly black hue that just kind of ash and mist kind of comes off it as he turns them over and stabs them into the desk and they just wobble there in the table. That's because you never faced me. Four versus four. We're the rest because I want it to be a fair fight. I'm losing my fucking temper now. Are you going to have it or are you not?
00:59:04
Speaker
You're doing a thing where you're sticking your thumb up at me. Does that mean yes? I don't fucking know. Alpha is just going to replicate it in all fairness. Replicate what? Alpha, oh my god. Alpha's got, for some strange reason, he's picked up somewhere. He has two daggers. I think he's been walking around with them, but he's never used them. So in a much less effective intimidation tactic, he's going to pull out two daggers, slam them into the table to try and match this guy's two scimitars.
00:59:34
Speaker
I will see you tomorrow. Not tomorrow, you fool. That's too long, I get bored. Plus, you can't long rest. It's been too soon. I can give you a short rest. You get an hour and replenish some spell slots. And then... I'm gonna fuck you up. Each and every one of yous. And I'm gonna send you down the mines. And the runtclaw clan is gonna rule sleep guard.
01:00:05
Speaker
And they were the worst of the goblins. Just thought, right, hang up again as well. Mix goes yeah as well, just to get him with the group. Yeah, he's got it, he's got the idea. He's in it, he knows. He's already one of us. Put a change on him now. Put a change on now, I'm joking. Funny. Old girl pulls out a small ink quill, goes up to the table and stabs it in head first. Is that how we take part? I just wanted to be part of the group again. I'm in. Let's do this.
01:00:35
Speaker
Yeah! Oh, the goblins. The fires burn hot and the embers kick up dust and smoke into the air as everyone's coughing and spluttering and stabbing stuff into the table, all of you staring, half-expectantly, half-confused, even the goblins at you and at each other as you all stand around the table. You're going to get a short rest and we're going to jump to the end of that short rest at the end of next episode. But before that, Marota wants to stab something into the table as well? No.
Strategic Negotiations and Rest
01:01:05
Speaker
If people are starting to leave to a space of rest, I wonder if I might get a private moment with Leags without the party. Okay, yeah, absolutely. So what was going to end there, but let's go with Leags, turns to you, pulls the scimitars out, big chunks of the table fly off, slices them back down into the scabbards. Back to where you came. First door on the right.
01:01:32
Speaker
I'll clear out the gobs from there. You can use that space to lie down for an hour if you want. I'll get some of these pariahs bringing some food for you. And he looks to the kind of emaciated smaller goblins and they kind of just nod as they see. You got an hour. We'll clear the table. We'll make some space for some combat.
01:01:55
Speaker
as nyx dismounts from the table he's going to step on the top of the chair that was left by milky-eyed bastard who took a knife and he's going to put all the weight down on the chair causing it to tip over which on the map is right next to the gold so he's going to fall into the gold with that oh no
01:02:16
Speaker
And Nix will fall face-first into the gold. And as he's there, he's got to see if he can feel the orb that's around in the gold. Oh, nice. Okay. Give me an investigation. Give me a... Deception? Deception. Yeah, let's go with deception. Okay. I need a good roll. Finally, 19.
01:02:42
Speaker
Okay, could you give me a investigation check, please, with advantage? As you're covering gold. This is like Nix's wet dream, isn't it? I know, right? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 20! Critical! Let's do this!
01:03:02
Speaker
The chair falls back, and you enter into a dream statement. No, no, no, no, no. That's what you hear. You say you've hit him many, many times as gold just surrounds you. And you can feel it rubbing against your face, your skin, your arms, and it's gorgeous. The sound. It feels amazing. Gold. I'm there. I'm with you. And then you remember you apply it, and you reach hands out randomly in different directions. And you kick your legs out in the air trying to make it look like you're stuck as you ride around in the gold until your hand reaches something cervical and something very smooth.
01:03:30
Speaker
You realize then you've got, as you quickly look at it, you've got what looks like a perfectly spherical, perfect crystal ball in your hand. I would like to, as I'm squirming, pocket it, keep squirming, and then kind of pull myself up and shake off any loose coins on me. Oh, that's a lot of coin. You are right. You've got a lot of coin here. You've done a great job. I can see why your brethren love you so much.
01:03:59
Speaker
Wow, I hope to be this rich one day as Nick steps down from the pile of gold and then shakes some more off from his boots and kicks some. My apologies. He's going to shove you, the shove action to push you away from the gold. I forgot I do a shove action. Is that just a straight hit against? It's contested. Strength.
01:04:24
Speaker
Authentics I do this all the time. Why don't why have I forgot? I know it's athletics on your part versus athletics or acrobatics on his okay, um Next you want to give me your athletics or acrobatics to avoid this absolutely shove you like away from the gold like 12 21 so you get a good old shop away from you and it's it's liags doing this to you who said you keep going in my gold Fuck off
01:04:51
Speaker
Yep, yep, yep. You know what? I can see why you're the leader. I meant no offense, sir. I am a bit clumsy. Forgive myself, but surely that puts you in good stead for tomorrow's competition. Not tomorrow, it's in an hour, you fool. Yeah, in an hour then, sorry. Short rest. It's hard to concentrate with such beauties in this room. I'm going for the rest. Fuck off. Farewell. Go on, get out of here. Boys, we're all clear to space. Oi. Oh, what are you still doing in here?
01:05:21
Speaker
I'm going to take a seat at the chair that Nick's pushed over and imitate the language of the orc who was sat there before to make it look like I belong in that chair. And could I just have a moment with you Mark? Is it possible to... Yes, absolutely. Could I please ask the other three of you to work with your headphones?
01:05:42
Speaker
He looks confused for just, you know, the, the two sat at the side of a goblins dogs. Oh yeah. No, it's not. Yeah. Uh, he looks confused for a second, then looks at the rest of the group. Leave the very long 50, 60 feet nods and sits down and continues eating and kind of half looks at you over his shoulder. I quite like it here. Oh, it's a good set up. Hi.
01:06:14
Speaker
I'd like an assurance that you won't kill the other three if anything happens. I gave you. I said it's not to the death that accidents happen. I'm here to make sure they don't. What do you mean? I have an offer that you might want to accept
01:06:44
Speaker
to ensure they stay alive. He puts down the hunk of meat, turns his chair around to look at you better. Speak plain, the Orc. One of the four of us is wanted alive for a lot of gold. We want four of us walk out of here tomorrow, whenever. Alive? We'll tell you which one it is.
01:07:15
Speaker
And I'm not talking, I'm pointing at the small pile of gold behind me. I'm not talking chump change. I'm talking by a fucking country change. Can we persuade you? Actually shit, no, you don't need to roll anything for that. You've been, I mean, unless you want to, but you've been persuading persuasive as fuck. So you're telling me.
01:07:46
Speaker
I throw the competition. No. You just make sure we all get to leave alive. And that little one gets his ball back from your pile. Yeah. Let me just clarify. Eyes win. You're full of slaves.
01:08:14
Speaker
and you tell me who's worth a lot of money. I lose, you take control of the runt claw clan, my life's work, and you tell me who's worth a lot of money. Is that the long and short of it? Either way, you win. I feel it as a catch that I'm not getting here, but at the moment, I ain't bothered. He looks back at the stash of money.
01:08:44
Speaker
Chump change, eh? Yeah, alright. I'll speak to the boys. I'll make sure. Don't pull their punches, though. They'll look and knock you fuckers out. But I'll make sure it doesn't involve any death. Good boy. And I'm gonna stand up and leave.
01:09:10
Speaker
He's going to continue eating. Right boys, set it up. You've got an hour. And as a morator, you leave around the corridor. I'm going to do the wave to get everyone else back in the room. You all, we've followed the morator's kind of journey back round to the room and you've realized you've come into a
01:09:35
Speaker
a relatively large room with a number of beds that have been thrown around it. There is a double bed in the top left corner and two single beds against the right wall and one single bed at a weird jaunty angle in the middle. There's a number of candles left around the space. Annoyingly to the north there is an alcove whereby you can see
01:09:52
Speaker
I should probably open that for you. Around and about 15 goblins who were now all crammed into one larger room, but was never really designed to be large, that large, all kind of peering in at you, looking kind of like kids when they see a celebrity or something like that, I imagine. My computer's playing, not playing ball today. Can you see the room to the north? There you go, now I'm getting it.
01:10:23
Speaker
And they're all up in that room, all kind of shunted out of where they previously were to free up the room below it for you guys in particular. And as you kind of sit down or kind of enter the space for a second, the goblin, one of the goblin guards have just kind of shown you and just says, I'll be back in an hour to get you and then turns around to go.
01:10:46
Speaker
And you can hear in the other room the sounds of scraping as furniture and things get moved, whipping, shouting, squealing, laughter coming from the other rooms. And as you look at each other, trying to decipher whether or not this is the right choice to make, but it's a choice that's been made for you nonetheless.
01:11:02
Speaker
That's what we're going to leave it for this week's episode of the Fellowship of the Tabletop. So we're going to see if we can beat this guy. I'm so glad that we said yes, because this sounds awesome. I am not going to be of any help in this fight.
01:11:20
Speaker
I don't know, we got... you weren't much last time. Fuck you. But still. Some other wizard we won't have the spell slots back. Yeah, I know. True, true. We can just get you to enter your rage palace. That did nothing last time. It was fun for us though. I won't even have my little cannon.
01:11:46
Speaker
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01:12:09
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Danny is at Total Party Thrills Small Cannon Callum is at No Cannon Callum at the D20 Gamer That's not what I was referencing and our amazing awesome Mighty DM can be found at Hasty The Roll DM Until next time guys Farewell