Introduction and Internet Troubles
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tyfresh
yo Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, hello, breadheads. Welcome to another Stink Sash with Ty and Eric from Think Fresh.
00:00:13
Eric
Oh, man. the You know, Ty, they say ah if you smelt it, you dealt it. But in this case, I think the think the onus is on me. I'm just thinking up the place with my one bar of connection here.
Street Life and Parking Challenges
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tyfresh
Eric is calling in from a remote countryside farm in Romania.
00:00:34
Eric
That's right. You've geoguessed perfectly based on the tree in my background here. um Actually, Ty, I'm not in Romania. I'm in a high net worth neighborhood.
00:00:46
Eric
I'm staking out on a this beautiful street in Cole Harbor, Vancouver.
00:00:53
Eric
um I had to wave off someone who was trying to take my parking spot as I got back into the whip to record with you today. I gave him the finger, and I'm not talking about the middle one.
00:01:03
Eric
I'm talking about the index, the little finger wag, you know?
00:01:07
Eric
I said, uh-uh-uh, can't park here.
00:01:09
Eric
I'm not leaving. but
00:01:10
tyfresh
you You gave them the finger, the but you gave them the parental disciplinary finger.
00:01:18
Eric
That's right. I gave him the nice little finger.
00:01:21
tyfresh
A little, not happening. Very demere of you, Eric.
00:01:28
Eric
God damn it. I'm proud that that's the first time that word has been spoken on this pod, but I'm also embarrassed that it's been like, that word's been done for like three weeks now.
00:01:39
tyfresh
h Yeah, much like our sandwiches that were a little overcooked on that one.
00:01:47
tyfresh
A fashionably laggard podcast.
Cultural Reflections and Wildlife Encounters
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Eric
Yeah. I remember when I came back from Europe and I was sick at home with a stomach bug. I kept seeing that word and I was like, what world did I come back to? Like this, this damn city has aged like 50 years or something. Gen Z is in power. What happened?
00:02:08
tyfresh
That's what happens when you take a ah ah like a digital detox. I would never recommend that because when you die, you don't get to play on your phone anymore.
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tyfresh
So savor every minute of phone usage.
00:02:24
Eric
I 100% agree. um We got to bring back screen time. Like, I think it's, you know, people have villainized screen time the last five years, but if you think about it, it's like the perfect mental break from it, from real life, you know?
00:02:41
Eric
Like, if I'm at Subway, I don't want to sit there and like take in my surroundings. That's, that could destroy your mental. You know, I got a gentle mental type.
00:02:48
tyfresh
Right. That's true. You need to be looking at big naturals on the explore page.
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Eric
big naturals please uh what is that oh
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tyfresh
it's It's like different types of wildlife.
00:03:02
Eric
okay i thought i meant like natural like like ass or something
00:03:07
tyfresh
I came into some close contact with a big natural last night. I was i was driving through rural British Columbia.
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tyfresh
at like one in the morning, I went on an eight hour drive last night. And, you know, it's just like hairpin Alpine roads at 120 K in the middle of the night.
00:03:30
tyfresh
And I, I crest a hill and a beautiful and terrifying moose was right in front of me, just meandering across the road.
00:03:44
Eric
Wow. So how how big are we talking?
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Eric
Because those things can get fucking massive, like more damage will happen to your car than to it, you know, if you collided with it.
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tyfresh
yeah du No, I would have been capped if that thing hit me. i be it don Dunzo. it was I've seen bigger. It was a young buck, but it wasn't a baby. It was like one of the biggest animals I've still ever seen.
00:04:09
tyfresh
I've only ever seen a couple of them before. And dude, I had to fucking pedal break breakke pedal to the floor, scream.
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tyfresh
And I came to a stop maybe 15 meters from it, 10 meters.
00:04:21
Eric
Oh shit. And it didn't move, it just stood there like, I ain't moving, bitch.
00:04:22
tyfresh
Yeah, it was fucking dicey.
00:04:26
tyfresh
Yeah, I do. Yeah, it gave me the finger back and forth.
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tyfresh
It was very demir how it handled the situation and wandered off like it couldn't be bothered.
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tyfresh
But I was I was a pretty shooken up.
00:04:38
tyfresh
The moose was loose and so so were my.
00:04:41
Eric
Dude, that is absolutely nuts.
00:04:45
Eric
Wow. um Dude, I don't even know what I would do that scenario. I mean, good on you for slamming on the brakes. I feel like I would have just froze and taken out its legs or something.
00:04:57
tyfresh
Yeah, clip it. And I was thinking about this afterwards. I was like, OK, let's say i at somehow the Kia Rio I'm driving takes down this moose.
00:05:08
tyfresh
maybe what do i like What do I do? do i like My first thing was like, and I'm Googling this this morning, I'm like, can I eat it? Because it's like, how could you let such a ah giant beast just go to waste?
Roadkill Etiquette and Laws
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tyfresh
you know like Can you eat roadkill is kind of the question.
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Eric
Mm-hmm. Moose Burger.
00:05:28
tyfresh
whoberg So i don't I still don't really know the answer. Wherever I Google it, it's like kind of depends on the state or the province. Sometimes you need a special permit.
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tyfresh
Sometimes you don't.
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tyfresh
Sometimes if you kill it, it's okay. But if you just pick it up from the side of the road, that counts as salvage and that's not allowed.
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tyfresh
So you have to like be the one that like smacked it. I still don't know. I don't know what what would what my my legal rights are here with roadkill consumption.
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Eric
oh yeah i'm not sure either i'm not sure either especially like a canadian icon such as the moose you know or like a or a goose like like geese are like one percent different from a duck which is like
00:06:21
Eric
one of the best birds you can eat, you know? I've never had goose.
00:06:24
tyfresh
yeah Top five for sure.
00:06:26
Eric
Actually, I think I had goose in Hong Kong. And the whole time I was thinking like, this feels like I'm committing treason.
00:06:33
tyfresh
I've had a lot of gray goose.
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Eric
Yeah, 100%. Damn, mixing goose with a gray goose.
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tyfresh
We call it the goose goose.
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tyfresh
Dinner and drinks pairing.
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Eric
What's that Kanye lyric where he's like, I mix the goose with Malibu, I call it Malibuya.
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tyfresh
Literally that. me like Mix that goose with Malibu, I call it Malibu, yeah. Goddamn, Musi, how you head up with that new style? Know that motherfucker well. What you gonna do now, whatever I wanna do?
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tyfresh
Gosh, it's cool now.
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tyfresh
Something like that. I have that whole song memorized.
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tyfresh
I'm obsessed with it.
00:07:14
Eric
Yeah, that is, um that's off beautiful, dark twist of fantasy, right?
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tyfresh
Not gonna do. It's new now.
00:07:19
tyfresh
Yes. I believe so. Yeah, 100% it is, totally. it's It's dark, it's fantastical, it's beautiful.
00:07:25
Eric
Like, yeah. ye Wow. Um, Oh, speaking of big natural as well, something happened to me, uh, right before this podcast. Um, I was sitting on a nice patio here and beautiful, beautiful coal Harbor, Vancouver. Um, I was sitting on the patio drinking my ice coffee and I got an airdrop on my laptop.
Mystery Airdrop and Tech Mishaps
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Eric
Yeah, I was just sitting there. I got a mystery, just random airdrop. And I could see, thank God it it wasn't on my phone, because the phone shows the airdrop's like really large.
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Eric
But like on the computer, it's a tiny little thumbnail.
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Eric
And do you know that meme where it's like the big black guy sitting on the edge of the bed with his like huge schlong?
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Eric
It was that photo, but there was like a hot dog emoji covering his schlong.
00:08:23
Eric
Oh, just receiving that on your work computer is a scary sight. i i I burst out laughing because I thought it was so funny. I've always wanted to do something like this in public, but I had never had the balls to do it.
00:08:35
tyfresh
Mm hmm. The air dropping system is so ripe for abuse.
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tyfresh
Like you could really be a bit of a terrorist with it.
00:08:41
Eric
one hundred percent 100%. I know. So I promptly turned off the air drop after that. It switched to contacts only. I thought I had that on always, but um I guess I'm a rookie.
00:08:57
tyfresh
I always leave it off because I like the spontaneity of ah loose a loose drop, you know getting caught in the crossfire or something, picking like ending up in a in a like ah an exchange that maybe I shouldn't be.
00:09:11
Eric
100%. I mean, I definitely should have airdropped something back. That would have been smarter, actually. Fuck, I should have done that.
00:09:18
tyfresh
hu A cultural exchange.
00:09:22
Eric
Mm-hmm. Like I, were like I won up your meme with, uh, like what, what can I send them? That would be funny. Maybe an episode of this podcast.
00:09:31
tyfresh
i was I was going to say send them the raw.mp3 file of episode 360.
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Eric
and Kind of interesting.
00:09:40
tyfresh
Uncut. ah dude like the only time i get airdropped anymore by strangers is when i'm on a flight as soon as i sit down on my seat i'm just getting bombarded by every single 13 year old on the plane they're sending me all sorts of whack memes everyone loves to send the pilot selfie i know it's not you pilot there's no it's like we're not even in the air
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Eric
Oh dude, I love the pilot selfie.
00:10:05
Eric
That shit is so funny.
00:10:09
Eric
Oh fuck, that's my favorite one ever. Ah shit. I think we have to like branch off, you know, think fresh limited partnership into like a meme vertical.
00:10:22
Eric
Like our business needs to include some kind of meme production.
00:10:24
Eric
So we gotta to get back into that talk. We gotta to make some more memes and I think we gotta go more gorilla mode. and just drop them in the wild.
00:10:33
tyfresh
Yeah, dude, put some big naturals out there.
00:10:38
tyfresh
Oh, speaking of big naturals, one more thought on that. What a way better name for the veggie delight. Scrap that shit.
00:10:46
tyfresh
Boring, annoying even. But the big natural, that's a sandwich.
00:10:55
tyfresh
straight from the garden.
00:10:57
Eric
Yeah. I mean, I was thinking. You could call it the Big Beautiful Lettuce, BBL.
00:11:02
tyfresh
Ooh, I like that. BBL footlong.
00:11:09
Eric
ah Yeah, I think that'd be good. I would, I would eat that. Like a lettuce and mayo. I've always kind of wanted to mess around with one of those.
00:11:18
tyfresh
I like the sound of that. I'm going to eat that for lunch today. That sounds good.
00:11:22
Eric
Crunch, crunch. Ty, speaking of, um, speaking of,
00:11:28
Eric
very little protein.
00:11:32
Eric
I want to tell you something that ah happened to me recently and it really threw me for a loop. I felt like I was like glitching in the simulation, okay?
00:11:41
Eric
But a little fruit fly managed to get inside of my TV and was behind the screen inside the TV.
00:11:54
Eric
So at first I was thinking like, I'm just gonna shoo it away. Then as I got up to the TV, I noticed this motherfucker is in there. Have you ever experienced that before?
00:12:03
tyfresh
Or are you watching a flo like ah TV channel about flies? Are you 100% confident it's not a projection?
00:12:10
Eric
No, I was watching. I thought I got a virus or something. I was like, did I download some freaky app from the Apple TV app store? Um, but no, I, um, I was watching like Love Island and for like,
00:12:25
Eric
ah several hours this fly was just perched up in the top corner and I had no clue how to get it out dude it was like inside the screen it's little acid crawled in through one of the holes I guess yeah dude quite literally I was like there's no way this is happening to me did I get like this is like a Trojan horse situation do I need to throw away this easy
00:12:38
tyfresh
Really? So it's like some David Blaine shit. They're like, now the fly is in the TV.
00:12:55
Eric
and i'll tell you what i was prepared to throw it away but just like everything in life youtube has the answer i know i was watching it and then there was two flies on my tv i was like i don't know which one um no but i i watched the video and turns out you can well here's what i did i took the tv off the wall i have it mounted i had to fucking yank it off the wall and i was held i held it upside down i was shaking in the whole tv
00:13:02
tyfresh
Of course, you can pull it up on YouTube on your TV.
00:13:27
Eric
I was fucking shaking that thing and it was like, still wasn't moving. So I took some packing tape and I like, me I balled it up and then pressed it against the TV and lifted the glass off of the screen and like shook it up while it was upside down.
00:13:43
Eric
And then all of a sudden I see the fly just drop, just dropped him into the corner, gone.
00:13:49
Eric
And then I, uh, I actually unscrewed the frame and like was able to vacuum it out, which was like absolutely insane.
00:13:57
tyfresh
Wow, so you fully removed it. There's no carcass rotting somewhere in the wiring.
00:14:02
Eric
No, no. Um, what happened was like after I moved into the corner, I decided, I was like, okay, that's good enough. I'll just put the TV back on.
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Eric
And then it immediately fell back into the center of the screen.
00:14:17
Eric
It's like, I have to remove this fucking thing. So, um, yeah, that's why I vacuumed it up. So it took me like 45 minutes and like Bay came home and I'm just like shaking our TV upside down.
00:14:28
Eric
What the fuck do you do?
00:14:30
tyfresh
She's like, don't shake our baby.
00:14:34
tyfresh
Wow, dude, that is so annoying.
00:14:35
Eric
Don't ruin our night plans every night, our TV.
00:14:39
tyfresh
Yeah, our life is gonna be, our life will be flipped upside down if you break that thing.
00:14:46
tyfresh
Oh man. I watched a video of a police officer, the 12 doing something very similar. They were teaching me how in the video to break into a vehicle. I don't know why.
00:14:57
tyfresh
Uh, and if you're like keys trapped in there, a hot baby or something, uh, and they're like, all you need are two plungers, which nobody owns. So like, where'd you get the second one?
00:15:08
tyfresh
Right. And you take the two plungers and you just stick them to the window glass. Uh, and then just with both hands, just pull down and the window goes down and he's like, it's that simple.
00:15:20
Eric
Oh, like like you're putting the window like into the door, right?
00:15:21
tyfresh
Now you're in the car.
00:15:26
Eric
Like you're not breaking it off. It's just pushing the window down.
00:15:28
tyfresh
Yeah. You're not shattering it. You're just pulling it down. You just need to, and it'll, you can pull down like half a foot.
00:15:33
tyfresh
Yeah. So if you just have two plungers, you can break into any car.
00:15:37
Eric
wow yeah and then not even leave a trace you can close the window after wow redheads this is do not do this no i wonder if uh i wonder if you do the same thing with the sneeze guard just like actually can i have this one
00:15:39
tyfresh
Yeah. You can seal it. Yeah. Reseal it.
00:15:46
tyfresh
Yeah. You didn't hear this here. ah But dude, that fly thing that's.
00:16:03
tyfresh
so I'll do it myself again in there with hit it raw with your sweaty palms.
00:16:12
Eric
Yeah, dude, that'd be crazy. Um, yeah, Bradheads, don't, don't attempt this at home. This is purely for educational entertainment purposes.
00:16:22
tyfresh
This podcast is a satire. We are legally required to say that every episode from here forward.
00:16:29
Eric
This podcast is a joke if you haven't already noticed.
00:16:37
tyfresh
Yeah, I'm creeped out by your fly story, Eric.
00:16:37
Eric
either uh yeah totally that's what i thought i i was questioning my uh i was questioning my ability to like
00:16:40
tyfresh
I'm like thinking about it more. And I'm like, if I walked in my house and I saw the fly inside the TV, I would think that I'm in like the beginning of like a Jordan Peele movie or something. There's something kind of just a tiny bit disturbing about that.
00:16:53
tyfresh
Like, you're like, why is it like on the inside? It shouldn't be there.
00:17:00
tyfresh
Things are amiss.
00:17:05
Eric
Perceive and understand my environment. I was like, why does this look like it's in TV? like What is going on? um But yeah, it turns out I this can happen and I guess my TV is like a little older so I Don't know.
00:17:23
Eric
I guess it has like gaps somewhere where a fly can just walk in make itself at home You know because I leave the TV on all day. So maybe it's nice and warm in there ah attracted to the light I'm not sure
00:17:36
Eric
Yeah, next time I find a whole like feral cat in there Oh
00:17:36
tyfresh
How many flies do you think
00:17:40
tyfresh
a family of raccoons it's kind of concerning though because like a fly could just if they want warm with a little bit of light that's a toaster oven and i do not want them getting crisped up with my veggie delight patty
00:17:53
Eric
shit Yeah, that's true.
00:18:04
Eric
I mean good thing that the Oven stays closed most of the time. You can imagine if the oven was open and you know being aired out, that all kinds of foreign objects could enter the premises.
00:18:18
tyfresh
Mm hmm. It's weird. It's weird that the toaster oven does have a door on it, but i like a pizza oven at a classic Neapolitan pizza parlor, it has an open hole. and It's always open spewing heat out.
00:18:34
Eric
Yeah, open 24 seven. and But you know what?
00:18:38
Eric
It's so hot in there. I don't think anything is crawling in and making itself at home. You know, and TV is like, it's like Goldilocks. It's just right. but
00:18:49
tyfresh
I don't know, dude, after like the 45th episode of Love Island, it's probably getting pretty hot in there.
00:18:53
Eric
Yeah. Oh, it's getting hot up in here. That's for sure.
00:18:57
tyfresh
Yeah, you can run the engine a little long and medium is the message.
00:19:03
Eric
Yeah, it's weird. As soon as the hideaway opened, all the flies flocked to the TV.
00:19:10
Eric
Oh man. Speaking of which, you're watching the USA Diversion, right? Or you've watched it.
Reality TV Opinions: Love Island USA
00:19:18
tyfresh
I have watched it.
00:19:19
Eric
Okay. I'm like halfway through that one now. Last time we talked about this on pod, I was watching the UK one and I got to say the USA one is just like Americans are absolutely nuts.
00:19:33
Eric
Like they do the most wild shit, man. They're absolutely insane. They're so emotional, so immature, but I gotta say it's good content. I'm really enjoying myself.
00:19:42
tyfresh
Mm hmm. I enjoyed it too. I feel like it's that irrationality and that emotion and that big personality that makes it that that makes the country so great, you know.
00:19:53
Eric
ah God bless America, dude.
00:19:55
tyfresh
God bless America.
00:19:59
Eric
So you've, uh, you've watched the entire season, right?
00:20:02
tyfresh
More or less, um it's plain and I'm in the room and I may or may not catch every minute, but
00:20:12
Eric
The best thing about that show is because like it's like an hour and a half episode, but there's like 15 minutes of useful content per episode.
00:20:21
Eric
And so you can really easily just like drift in and out of consciousness while watching. You can do some dishes, have your dinner. Oh, someone's having an argument.
00:20:31
Eric
You tap in for a few seconds and then you're back to playing on your phone.
00:20:37
tyfresh
100 percent. And if you really miss something important, they're going to summarize it and tell you about it again in 45 minutes.
00:20:46
Eric
I know I have to skip the intro every time. It's like, I just saw that. I just watched that entire exact exact scenario go down. Sorry, I have to skip this.
00:20:58
tyfresh
Yeah, the intro, honestly, skip intro, AI should personalize that experience for you based off of how long ago it knows you saw the previous episode. If you just watched it, no intro. If you saw it a month ago, little intro, if you saw it, if you're picking up like a show after six months, give me a big intro.
00:21:17
Eric
Mm-hmm to be honest with you. I think Netflix and does this But it doesn't like personalize it. It just skips the intro like the recap if you're like watching it in succession um Like there's no like Netflix like watermark intro screen animation thing It like skips all that shit.
00:21:37
Eric
So that's kind of nice. i'm I'm watching this on crave So, you know primitive technology in comparison so they don't do any of that, but it is what it is. I I'm a pro at manning the remote.
00:21:49
Eric
I'm like a fucking sharp shooter with that thing, like boom, wo boom, skip to the but perfect spot, you know?
00:21:55
tyfresh
That's cool. I mean, it's probably like a muscle you've trained over many episodes. Click, click, click, 15 seconds forward, and we're there.
00:22:05
Eric
100%. Especially with a show like like that.
00:22:07
tyfresh
You're the... You're the...
00:22:10
tyfresh
You're the rain bolt of, like, landing timestamps.
00:22:16
Eric
100%. Dude, we just gotta to get to Fiji as fast as possible, you know?
00:22:20
tyfresh
go go fly me out we've gone 22 minutes on the beat which is pretty impressive for us
00:22:26
Eric
I can't see how long we've been potting for, Ty. This is making me anxious. how What does it say over there?
00:22:36
Eric
Dude, I am like... I just feel like intuitively I know when it's been 24 minutes. You know what I mean? i'm always I'm never more than two minutes away from guessing. uh when it's been 24 but yeah i am i'm the time stamper yeah sounds like a shitty like movie marvel movie like b character the time stamper oh 100 yeah it's more like
00:22:49
tyfresh
that's That's why you're the time stamper. You just know.
00:23:00
tyfresh
Yeah, like it it like I feel like Nicolas Cage stars in it. Nicolas Cage is the time stamper. He's like, we need to go back.
00:23:17
Eric
guys we Guys, we need to go back. It's more like that.
00:23:19
tyfresh
That was pretty good. I was thinking more of the erratic Cage, you know, when he's like losing his mind.
00:23:26
Eric
I would say it's kind of like Liam Neeson, but I'm caged.
00:23:31
Eric
It's Liam Neeson uncaged.
00:23:35
Eric
That's how you get Nicholas Cage. Same, same, but just less Ganeer, as they say.
00:23:41
tyfresh
Yeah, dude's got no cutesy factor.
00:23:50
Eric
Um, so what do we have left to talk about?
00:23:55
tyfresh
Nothing. we are Our
Weekend Wishes and Farewell
00:23:58
tyfresh
We need to refill them with Guinness and memories from a beautiful weekend, beautiful sunny weekend. And I think the breadheads should do the same.
00:24:07
Eric
hundred percent 100%, 100%. It is 27 degrees and in this car with the windows up, I feel like, um, Pretty soon a cop is going to plunge my windows down and free me because I'll have heat stroke in here.
00:24:24
tyfresh
Plunge me out officer, please.
00:24:27
Eric
Please plunge me out like ah like a clogged toilet.
00:24:30
tyfresh
Dude, take care of our podcasters.
00:24:35
Eric
yeah If you see a podcaster in a car by himself with the windows up, save him.
00:24:40
tyfresh
yeah Well, i don't I don't want to have to explain this pod to any RCMP officer.
00:24:47
tyfresh
So let's end it here before they show up.
00:24:51
Eric
Perfect. Um, Brett heads, thank you so much for listening. Thank you so much for tolerating my, uh, nomadic lifestyle and audio quality.
00:25:01
Eric
Um, Ty, thank you for hosting today.
00:25:07
tyfresh
And for tolerating your your your nomadic lifestyle, you're an air podcaster now.
00:25:13
Eric
That's right. Air podcaster. I like that.
00:25:17
Eric
All right. Well, thanks for listening. been a blast oh