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Ep. 26 Shadowmend Tales Finale - Shadowmend Tales
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The time for war is upon us, this is the Finale of the Shadowmend Tales.
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Intro written and produced by Joseph McDade
Music kindly provided by Fesliyan Studios
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Transcript
Introduction to the Podcast and Characters
00:00:02
Speaker
Wishing to bring Mayor Schuch into this world to take over Grazie's place. You're either all hearing Meryl Streep in your head, that's why you're laughing. I really wanted you to say it. This was just for some context. I ran the campaign many years back with what was going to be a main villain of a chap called Asir Jahan, and his name got chained to our face, Jahan. So Meryl Streep is an improvement.
00:00:46
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's episode of The Fellowship of the Tabletop. We are a live play 5e podcast set in the disputed lands of the Verandian jungle, though we're nowhere near there anymore, because we're at the shadowy depths of Shadow Point Peak. We are in the magical home-brewed world of Erith though, and my name is Darren and I'm going to run some D&D for you, and these, these are the end of times and the shadow men tails.
00:01:13
Speaker
With me tonight, we have playing the human ranger MacBenna, Will. It's getting cold in here. Playing the dragonborn paladin Drago, we have Ian.
00:01:26
Speaker
I've waited 26 episodes to say this, but Darren, your opening says on tonight's episode, and we don't know when the fuck people are listening. If you're listening in the morning. I hear this because I'm the editor. I've known of this for some time, but I've sat on it. I've sat on this. I'm aware. 26 PM somewhere.
00:01:50
Speaker
Just to let you know, right here, right now. Thanks. I'm really glad you've done that. Playing the Dragonborn Rogue Sion guy, we have Mark. I would like to say I brought it up five episodes ago and you all dicked on me and we moved on and no one paid any attention. So actually in, there you go. Hi, everyone. Fuck. You let's kill us a cat.
00:02:10
Speaker
Yep, I know, I just don't care. Playing the whole Goblin with a Leucaburra, we have Danny. While we're doing parish notices, okay, can we just talk about how good job Darren is actually doing? Thanks, mate. Appreciate that. Can I have inspiration? No. Playing the Lord of the
Kratz's Dream and City Exploration
00:02:26
Speaker
Sea, long water. We have our one-shot extraordinary, will not. Oh, I'll jump on the bandwagon. It's lovely to see Carl again. We've not seen him in person for a while. And I love the accent, will there, Darren? Thanks.
00:02:39
Speaker
Playing the goblin barbarian druid Kratz, we have... Callum! Yeah, fuck that cat snake creature, I'm just gonna kill it and eat it. Okay, but before we get into that, let's figure out how we got to this point and go to Epic Voiceover Guy.
00:02:55
Speaker
Previously on the Fellowship of the Tabletop, Kratz wandered around the city, having dreamt of a weird shadowy city of Fatherkeep. There, he saw Miki and Eddic, who he didn't actually know the names of, slowly succumb to the dangers of the shadows. Back in the city, Kratz wandered around and meets their firebolt in the Grove of Selem. There, interacting with the butterflies and
00:03:25
Speaker
other such creepy crawlies. He had a few ladybird spiritual. Yeah, well, I couldn't remember. That's why we're just, you know, fuck up, whatever. They're nice creatures. They're nice scribblies. Kratz had a rather heartwarming moment, perhaps touching a little element of the divine.
00:03:48
Speaker
who then disappeared. Rejoining the party, our party equipped themselves with everything they needed, raiding every single healing potion shop there was in the city, and looting the room. Reaching the waterfall, Skymar, in elf form, waits for the party, explaining that they need to defeat the evil machinations of Merschalk, of Merschalk, that
00:04:18
Speaker
the evil form of Khajiit wishes to bring forth. Khajiit wishing to bring Mary Shulk into this world to take over Grazid's place.
Preparation for Battle at Shadow Point Keep
00:04:28
Speaker
Drago and Ren had a deeply touching heart to heart in which Ren and Drago shared a moment of tenderness. The potions distributed amongst the party emerged through the teleport
00:04:42
Speaker
at the base of Shadow Point Keep, the mighty mountain that mirrors Aerith's gift, an emerging from the snow, a bandaged messenger who the party had come to refer to as the Watcher.
00:05:00
Speaker
And then it was revealed that this creature was not no more, no one else but Khaji the bastard, now in dickless snake form. He shed his dick.
Battle Against Karl Jeet Begins
00:05:38
Speaker
That's it. That's all I've got. I'm going to end on that. Thanks. Do I get inspiration? I will allow you a moment to regain your composure because what's actually coming up is quite serious. Drago, where we left him, had just expended a second level spell slot to cast Misty Step, expending his bonus action. And you watch as Drago disappears from the material play momentarily.
00:05:53
Speaker
He's killing someone tonight
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Speaker
and then, vroom, reappears behind Carl Jeet. Yes! What do you want to do? Swing with... I'm counting, this is like a surprise turn, and then we're going to roll initiative after this, so go for it, Drago. Going to swing with my great axe. So, as Drago did the forward momentum to Misty Steb, he's grabbed his great axe, and then as he appears, it's just Drago, and swings in.
00:06:37
Speaker
to hit. Just that kind of level slice at 14, the first strike. The first one, the tail just comes around and blocks this off. It misses. With a grunt of frustration, Drago regains composure and hits again. Yep, roll the hit. Oh, come on. No. Natural one. Oh. OK.
00:07:07
Speaker
Yeah, you go to hit and all of a sudden Karl's head just darts round towards you and this evil, this evil that you've not seen since you banished Grazette from this material plane comes back towards you and it just unnerves you and your axe swings wide. Can I ask everyone to roll initiative, please? Ooh, don't get...
00:07:36
Speaker
Oh, boys. Oh, it's not going well. You died. Danny's, Danny's going first. I couldn't roll the 20, didn't I, boys? Okay. 20 plus. At 26. I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. 15 to 20. 15. Okay. Thank you.
00:08:06
Speaker
10 to 15. Uh, 13, 14 for Astrid. Five to 10. Yay. I got nine. Drag. I got six. Oh man. Fucked it. I am insanely disappointed. Who shed their dick now?
00:08:39
Speaker
Dickless Drago. Okay. Force is still up. Ukaburra, you've just seen Drago materialise behind Carl Jeet. He swung and had his first one parried. The second time, Carl's head has darted around and glared at him and he's missed with the second swing as well. It's your turn. What do you want to do? He said the thing's still up. The wall of force is still up. Dispel, please.
00:09:04
Speaker
Okay, yep, sure. Go for it. What do I have to deal with? That's what happens. If it's a spell of level three or lower, it instantly ends. Okay. And if you check what level it is, bear with me. It's higher than that. It's a fifth level evocation spell, waterfalls. There you go. There you go. God will. This is the boss. Let Darren do it. It's a third level. Sorry. This is the bad guy. Let Darren do this one.
00:09:28
Speaker
It's a fifth level spell. I was going to get the player's handbook and check anyway, so... Ten plus the spell's level, so 15. I've got to roll 15. So I'm going to make an ability check using a spell casting ability. Right. So I'm going to manually roll a dice here. Ah, now he's 21. It's dispelled. The wall dispelled, and as that happens, Kyle's head turns back towards you. Anything else for your turn? Yes, I'm going to move.
00:09:57
Speaker
as like to demonstrate it's not there anymore. I'm going to shout, there's no wall. Okay. Yep. As you do that, it's now Karl's turn. Karl, sorry. If I'm moving in the direction of Karl directly, how close do I get with my 30 feet of movement? I'm going to say you can engage him if you wish to do so. I'm going to say you're all 20 feet away. I will just be 10 feet away from him.
00:10:23
Speaker
Okay, yep, you set forward 10 paces. Thank you. Actually, sorry. Did Drago misty step to the other side of him? Do I give Drago advantage if I engage him? You would. Drago would have had to have gone the other side because Karl was pressed up to this wall. The arrow that McBenna shot literally was a little square for Karl's eyes and then it just hit the wall. Okay, then I will do that. I will put myself in flanking for Drago. Okay. That's my turn. Thank you.
00:10:49
Speaker
It's Kyle's turn. You hear a voice, all of you, as it glances around, particularly at the goblin kin and goes, I enjoyed killing Mookie and that idiot, the squirrel, but I enjoyed killing those two goblins more. They were peaceful, harmless, and so very, very frightened. It's what he's going to say to particularly try and rank all the goblin kin.
00:11:16
Speaker
And with his turn, his tail is just going to lash out towards Drago. That is a 14 to hit. That misses. Okay. As that misses, he's then going to use his bonus action to use one of his Warlock features, and he's going to summon this dark scimitar, and he's going to slash it, Ukaburra, in front of him with his other. Was that a spell, Darren?
00:11:45
Speaker
it's a it's
Karl's Powerful Taunts and Strategies
00:11:47
Speaker
summoning a packed weapon so no um mercifully for you he's not done very well at all on that he's rolled an eight to hit the missus yeah that misses as well um so carl has
00:12:04
Speaker
just taken his shot at both ukaburra and drago and has absolutely botched it but what he is then going to do with his final action is just going to just go mera shock
00:12:19
Speaker
come forward to me, and he's going to just crack open the tome that you picked up from Father's Keep. And all of a sudden, it's as if you can almost feel something be sucked out of the air as something starts to happen. That's the end of Karl's turn. Sainga, you're up. You're muted again. Okay.
00:12:43
Speaker
Right, how far away am I from this guy? You're all on the line, so you're all 20 feet away. This is great news. I'm going to slowly pull up the beetle mask, put it on over face.
00:13:00
Speaker
draw out dengons deception in the back of the neck even though it was pulled out at the last episode and putting a bat and pulling out again, dramatic effect, swing over the arm once or twice, kind of look over towards the rest of them, look to where Drago is and then just start like I'm thinking Achilles in Brad Pitt Troy style kind of running towards
00:13:24
Speaker
straight towards this guy directly up and he is going to go for one of the jump fucking Achilles step there with Dangon's deception kind of aiming to get like in the clavicle down and in and hopefully kind of pierce through this this armor that he's uh he's got Sanghar doesn't know if he can pierce it or not so he's just gonna go for it
00:13:43
Speaker
Yeah, so what you've got in front of you is Ukaburra, you've then got Karl, Drago is the other side of this and there appears to be these still too lifeless, well not lifeless, but zombified figures stood either side of Karl who have done nothing yet. But I assume you're going for Karl. Yes, though I'm going to record it slightly. How tall is Ukaburra? I am eight, no I'm not.
00:14:13
Speaker
Average size for a hobgoblin is around six feet, isn't it? Yes, I am six feet. Cool, I'm going to leap over Okaburra and do my stab attack that way. Okay, yep, you're going to have to roll acrobatics because he's six foot. That's no mean feat of a jump. I mean, it's an easy feat for a jump when D&D Beyond crashes, for fuck's sake. I'm just going to roll manually. Yeah, that's fun. Trusty. Oh fuck, it's a natural one. Oh my God.
00:14:42
Speaker
Yeah, you go to do this and as that happens, Karl's eyes just turn to you and almost if there's something in the dice this evening, it just seems to completely put you off your stride and you leap forwards and all of a sudden you feel your grip on Dengen's deception start to go loose. Can you make a dexterity saving throw please? Don't stab Okaburra please. Dexterity saving throw, okay I'm good at those, I'm good at those, I'm good at those.
00:15:11
Speaker
All right, 15. Yeah, all of a sudden you immediately have to go on the defensive. You see this tail start to sliver its way around, and you're able to just grab Dengon's deception and bring it back to you. You lost momentum, but you still have the sword in your hand. I'm going to say that that's save because you roll the natural one to your action, but you are now with Ukaburra. But you're able to compose yourself
00:15:39
Speaker
Your father's still with you. The blade that you've been gifted is still with you. Whatever darkness stilled your step, something has stilled your hand to keep the blade with you. Cool. Thank you. Okay, great. Thank you.
00:15:56
Speaker
Astrid, you're up. Okay, a couple of things are happening on Astrid's turn. First, he's going to quickly turn the head to one side to Kratz and say, go for the throat. Then he is going to want to more adopt the starry form that he's taken on several times before, so I won't go through the description. However, this is slightly different.
00:16:19
Speaker
what is going to happen is constellations and stars basically are going to pretty much ignite in his head and take on the form of what looks like like a dragon's skull basically over his face as he's taking this starry form of the dragon looking at Sayanga and looking at Drago as well for inspiration and in front of him
00:16:46
Speaker
Did you say that there was someone with Karl? Did you say they would? Yes, there appears to be what appears to be as well and what are behind him as well. Just this, this, this, you make out 20, what, like pure blood, you on teeth. Just some of them still misted in the snow. Two of them are next to Karl. I think, I think Astrid would
00:17:11
Speaker
go for Carl. So what he's going to do is he is going to basically pull the amulet off his neck and with it in one hand, his mind is just going to cast back to the morning that they've just come from. And flooding through his mind are the memories of his little brother, namely that final memory that cut him off
00:17:33
Speaker
from his little brother, this memory of something falling from the stars themselves. And he channels that into a third level moonbeam. So effectively what is going to happen is from the skies above this jet, white light is just going to slam down from the sky. If anyone's ever played Gears of War, I'm thinking Hammer of Dawn. Nice. Weaponry.
00:18:01
Speaker
as it just blasts down with this radiant energy directly on top of Karl. It's only a five-foot cylinder, so I hope it wouldn't affect the guys that are kind of flanking him, literally right on top of him. I don't think it does anything this turn, because it says when a creature enters the spells area for the first time on a turn. Oh, wait. All starts its turn there. Does that mean that... It takes effects, really.
00:18:29
Speaker
It takes effect straight away, potentially. Okay, so what I need Kyle to do is make a constitution saving throw. Okay, he has magic resistance that he gets advantage on all saving throws against spells. That is constitution, did you say? 18.
00:18:51
Speaker
Yep, that's a pass. So we'll only take half of the radiant damage, which is 11 points of radiant damage. That's already been halved. It says a shape changer makes it saving throw a disadvantage. I don't think he's a shape changer, and I don't know whether that applies to him, but just in case it does.
00:19:13
Speaker
He is a shape changer. He is a shape changer. I'm going to re-roll that because I rolled two dices. One was an 18, one was a 9.
00:19:23
Speaker
He rolls an actual 20, I'm sorry. No, no, that's absolutely fine. So the 11 still sticks of radiant damage. And that is, you can see Astrid is kind of, once again, this dragon skull of stars that's over his head is kind of piercing, blinding white light as this kind of moonbeam comes down from above. He's not going to move, that's what he's going to do.
00:19:46
Speaker
OK, Fab, thank you. Yeah, all of a sudden, his eyes have just darted around, constantly around you, or just blinded by the first time. This thing pierces the sky and just takes it straight forward to Kyle with a B-line. In this moment of distraction, the next person to quick draw is MacBenna, as you see Kyle flinch for the first time. MacBenna, you're up.
00:20:07
Speaker
Do you say there are other UNT behind Drago? Two to the flank of him, and there appear to be some others as well. The UNT haven't moved yet. They've been stood next to Karl this whole time, and there's some that appear to be another five feet back on Drago. Also quite motionless. Yes, just motionless. But motionless, okay. Up to 20 of them, but completely motionless. They've done nothing yet. Has the blizzard that was here lifted?
00:20:40
Speaker
After a fashion, you can make out the foot of the mountain, you can make out the figures around you. My question would be, if I moved 35 feet backwards, I'm not going to lose. You would disappear into the mists as well, and you would probably lose sight on Drago and the creatures behind him. But I could still see Carljeet.
Kratz's Transformation and Powerful Spirit Summons
00:20:57
Speaker
Yes. Cool. Okay, so I'm going to be a little bit obscured, that's fine.
00:21:05
Speaker
What I'm going to do then is I'm going to, having done that, I will then shoot, I will then use my bonus action to cast Hunter's Mark on Carl's Eat standards, and then I will attack him. Okay, yep. First roll is a 23 to hit. That hits. Roll damage.
00:21:43
Speaker
First out, that's what you're up to. It says seven points of magical piercing damage. Lovely, thank you.
00:21:50
Speaker
It's going to appear for you what the Yuan Ti are here for at this point. They have had a turn and they've held an action and they're going to use the action that I've given them as sacrifice. And what happens is, as this arrow takes towards Karl, one of these Yuan Ti who stood next to him just leaps in front of this arrow and takes it and kills themselves. These Yuan Ti, you now are going to realise they're here literally just to protect Karl with their lives. And it literally has just leapt in front of this arrow, this Yuan Ti.
00:22:20
Speaker
You say there's 20 of them. There's now a few more further back on you, Jago. It's almost like there were two next to Karl that were like his immediate bodyguards, and then there are others. As you glance around seeing this, yeah, they're not here to attack. They're motionless. They're literally here to lemming for Karl is what looks to be what's happening with these UNT. I just want to throw itself into this arrow.
00:22:46
Speaker
Seeing that happen, I'm going to use my horde breaker sort of feature to use my extra attack I get with that one attack, which isn't my second attack to shoot the other bodyguard that's to the right of Carl sheet. Nice. Smart. Yes. That's a 25 to hit. Yeah, it's
00:23:15
Speaker
And that one takes eight points of magical piercing damage. The other one also is dead and Karl is all of a sudden exposed. Cool, and then I'm going to use my second attack to re-attack Karl. Go for it. So 15 to hit. Hits, meets and beats.
00:23:51
Speaker
And that's 10 points of magical piercing damage. Yeah, Karl, Karl's eyes dart as you all of a sudden just cleverly, quickly and intuitively shoot the other one. And within a flicker of a moment, the other arrow just spings into Karl's almost like cobra-like kind of mid-riffed. Thank you. Anything else for your turn? No, that would be the end of my turn.
00:24:12
Speaker
Thank you.
00:24:16
Speaker
Okay, yeah, as you do that, all of a sudden you hear this, this voice glancing around into the snow looking for you, going, where are you hiding, McBurner? Where have you gone? Oh, you should have brought me the teleporter. I had been straight back in Dash Gallery. Now, now instead, I'm going to mount your head on my scimitar and take it back to the rainier.
00:24:38
Speaker
like the Oathbreaker you are is what he's going to shout out over the coming turns. It is now Kratz's turn. You can now all of a sudden you're watching this snake-like creature go on a rant at McBenna who's just disappeared into the snowy shadows.
00:25:02
Speaker
Yep, what's happened with Menes, fair enough, but he remembers what Ashton said and said, like, go for the throat advice. He's going to turn to Snakejeet and he's just going to kind of whisper himself, I know you're with me, brother.
00:25:23
Speaker
and he's going to start moving towards him and as he does he's going to use his action to start morphing his body into the very familiar brown bear shape so he starts to grow in height for
00:25:38
Speaker
not to cover his entire body and big paws and claws start to appear and just as it gets close right in front of him he's going to roar and rage into his face as well. What happens however this time when he roars is something a little bit different so as this roar kind of echoes
00:25:59
Speaker
throughout these snowdrifts, everybody will start to see just little specks of light kind of begin to fly around crats and around all of my allies as well. And as you take note of them, they very quickly start to swarm and gather on the floor. And as they fly past, you kind of notice the tiny little insects. As you do take in this kind of form.
00:26:25
Speaker
and as they gather on the ground, two figures seem to emerge from these swarms of light that have pulled.
00:26:32
Speaker
on the ground themselves. One, some of you will recognize as a rather small gnome in very simple clothes that seems to be slightly moving around on this light swarm of mosquitoes, and then another form at the other side of craps. A rather huge muscular man that seems to be wearing a suit and a bowler hat takes shape. And you just hear kind of echoing on the wind. Ooh, a barbarian.
00:27:01
Speaker
I am not a barbarian. And for Drago McBenna, you recognize the figures of Edic and Miki who have joined craps either side of him. When I rage, I invoke my ancestral guardian perk now, which will take effect when I start to attack, which unfortunately I can't do on this turn, so I'll tell you what happens when it goes into play.
00:27:32
Speaker
And that is all I can do. It becomes very clear that something has happened to Kratz. It's amazing, isn't it? As this thing starts to manifest, you can see this kind of spectral form, and it's uncanny. It is definitely the spiritual form, the Vedic and Miki, that have joined you at this hour.
00:27:51
Speaker
I really, really love the idea as well, and I want a spin-off where Callums is crapped to have a campaign where he's like Venom, only his spirit is just Mike Hurley's medic. Let's go over there. Anyway, as this happens, Drago, you see these figures who were lost return.
00:28:15
Speaker
a host of things have happened since you've misdecept as you now pick up and regain your composure and enter the fray yourself, what are you doing? I've done something similar before, so Draga would know this, but Ian's forgotten. These you aren't tea, are they fiends? They're monstrosities. Never mind then.
00:28:43
Speaker
Drago's aware of the presence behind him. So he's just going to just peer over his shoulder. How like, give me a volume of the amount behind me here. Okay, yep. You'll make a free action perception check because the blizzard is still quite strong.
00:29:01
Speaker
Just in terms of visual, like... Yeah, you can immediately see there's at least another nine. Yeah, you can at least see there is another six. They're completely unarmored. They look weak. They look malnourished. They look like everything that they've put into getting them here has gone to Karl. And at this point, they are still completely motionless despite everything that's happened. You have seen...
00:29:27
Speaker
the two who were stood next to Kyle only blink and flinch when Kyle was in danger. That's what they're there for, that they literally stood there motionless at the minute.
00:29:38
Speaker
If you think that the best analogy I can give is when the Night King attacks Winterfell and he just has a flurry of White Walkers that he can just send to run at things, to just basically sacrifice and weaken things. They're completely motionless. Instead of attacking things, their MO seems to be to protect Karl. Okay.
00:30:05
Speaker
Almost like there's something watching Drago, just to feel this ghostly presence. He's going to shake his head and readjust to Kyle G in front of him and swing down with the great axe. Great axe over the top of the head, just straight down in a south direction for a
00:30:26
Speaker
13 to hit. Can I use my reaction on that please? Yes. To pump in my wheel, my cosmic omen that I got so you can roll another d6 and add it to your attack roll. Oh that is awesome. You need to roll a 2. You need to roll a 2 or higher to make this thing.
00:30:45
Speaker
You've done it? Yep, okay. All of a sudden, the spirits that Ashrid seems to have summoned, this white moonbeam just seems to glisten as it catches your blade. And it just seems to dark Carl's eyes, whose eyes were coming back round to you. And where it looked like he was about to parry you once more, there's an opening. Roll damage.
00:31:07
Speaker
Oh, that is awesome. And as, uh, Trago feels the kind of extra help, um, he's going to pump his own, he's going to join, uh, his own faith towards this extra power and, uh, smashing a smite on, on top of this. Go for it. First or second level? Define smite at first level. Just do normal damage first.
00:31:37
Speaker
So that's eight points of magical slashing damage. Yep. And then, two DA extra radiant. Nine points of radiant damage.
00:31:58
Speaker
Okay, nice. Yeah, you're able to just crash into Carl and the sparks of Akiva's, of Akiva's
00:32:09
Speaker
power and will flicker in this blade as you smite forth his own vengeance on this darkness. Carl recoils and lets out this disgusting rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
00:32:34
Speaker
Okay cool, so as the axe is down in the ground in the south, he's going to just crunch it back up into the north for a second attack.
00:32:46
Speaker
For a crit, 28 in total. Yes! There we go. Where's Dengel's Deception? Yeah, it's funny you had Dengel's Deception. Brother! Quick, chuck me the sword. What am I doing for crits here? Crits, it's double damage. So if you add the smite, it's double the damage. So yeah, it's double damage. It's double the slashing damage. And then if you add the smite, you double that as well.
00:33:11
Speaker
Well, I'm going to pump a smite. So that's 20 points of slashing damage. Is that already doubled? That is doubled. Just making sure. And I'm going to pump this at second level. Let's fucking do it. Let's just do it. Let's just do it. So it's 3d8.
00:33:43
Speaker
3d8 24 points of radiant damage on that motherfucker yeah this time what you do is is that you notice the back end of the tail and this rattle like a rattlesnake you see it and it just seems to just pull this almost like rage like fury that you've not felt for ages and as the axe goes up
00:34:05
Speaker
Akiva's light shines into it once more. This time it's blinding. It's kind of like when Thor holds that stormbreaker as this whatever storm manifests as Akiva reaches down to the material plane. You bring this down on the back of the tail and cleave straight through the rattler as that all of a sudden starts to imitate in pain and rattle and this black pus pulls out the back of Karl. This time there's another. And you feel you feel the pain.
00:34:36
Speaker
You feel the pain. So do I. I think I felt the pain too. I'm huge. Carl Zeke, the twice dickless. Right, sentinel attack. I'm bunging on another attack as a reaction to that show of force and I'm going to roll, I guess get an attack. Good Carl attack. Go for it. No, no, sentinel attack, any creature.
00:35:04
Speaker
And when a creature within five feet of you makes an attack against a target other than you, so it can be friend. So it can be a friend doing it as well. That's amazing. I never knew that. I thought it was fell only, but yeah. I'm sure. Sounds good. Sick. You sure? I thought it was fell only, but I might be wrong. Mark's reading, right? When a creature within five feet of you make an attack. Go for it. That was amazing. 19. No, 19. 21. Unnatural. 21. Yeah. Roll the hit.
00:35:33
Speaker
Shit, I am in front of the snake and therefore behind Drago. Do I get a zig attack? Yeah, yeah, it was flanking. It was flanking. Oh, fuck yeah. Right. I've got Dengon's Deception. So my D&D Beyond isn't working, so I'm just going to have to manually roll this. There's eight points of magical slashing damage with Dengon's Deception. Yeah.
00:35:59
Speaker
And then the sneak attack on top of that gives me, I mean, it's crashing. So I'm just going to roll naturally. Three, five, five points of sneak attack damage. Okay. Yeah.
00:36:13
Speaker
Thank you. I just get that little attack in. I like to think I stab down the cut that he makes of the tail being cut off. It stabs down there. Yeah, you see that and you're able to thrust in as well and all of a sudden another... As Karl lets out this glottal of this disgusting noise.
Emergence of Mera Shulk and Minions' Sacrifice
00:36:33
Speaker
Brutal. Okay.
00:36:37
Speaker
It's the UNT's turn. Brothers of destruction there. That was... Yes. Two more just rush to Kyle's side. They're not going to move out of Drago's. In fact, no, one of them will have to. One of them is going to have to move out of Drago's range. So Drago, you can use your reaction to cleave this UNT that's running forward, should you wish to do so. One of them you won't get. There's two of them moving forwards. But they're coming forward to basically do what the first two did. They're coming to Kyle's aid.
00:37:08
Speaker
Yeah, I will slap an attack into anything that moves next to me. Yep. Roll to hit for your reaction.
00:37:19
Speaker
Sorry, just while that's happening, Will, you've totally got that right. I didn't read the last bit of it. It's got to be the attacking creature. Yeah, you've got to. Because you're using your reaction to attack the attacking creature. So technically, if you're using Sentinel, it would attack Drago or not. I got the first half of the reading right, but you didn't read the last bit against the attacking creature, which is the problem. Okay. I'm going to say for expediency, because it's happened, I'm going to rule that we'll do
00:37:43
Speaker
Look, Syngar misses a turn. Cool. Because then you've done the attack and you've done the sneak attack, okay? Sure. Thanks. But I'll give you back your reaction so you can use Sentinel again. And that's just gonna fill your turn. Cool. 27 to hit that little bugger. Yeah, as you cleave off the tail, you immediately just turn with one smooth action over your shoulder and just cleave straight into this creature, roll damage. 13 points of slashing damage.
00:38:10
Speaker
Yeah, this one, you just literally not even a headshot. You go across the shoulders and just cleave it in half across there, going through bone, going through its spine, whatever remains of this creature. And it just, its actual body continues to move forwards because of its momentum. But it is, but it's top half just falls backwards as you completely cleave it in half. Draggo starting to lose himself in the battle like he used to.
00:38:36
Speaker
and just try and dull all senses and all sense of worry and fatigue and just be in the moment doing the mission. Oh, yes! And as you do that, you're glancing back over your shoulder and you hear this... And all of a sudden the mountain just creaks open. And what you see is this giant gargantuan colossal skeletal snake-like creature emerge.
00:39:05
Speaker
and just unleash, without moving its mouth, a scream that you all hear in your eyes. It's a bursting, screeching scream. I need everyone to make a constitution saving throw. Anyone that's in 10 feet of me add plus two to the saving throw from the aura of protection. That's ucabara. That's kratz. That's saingar. You say constitution. Yes.
00:39:41
Speaker
Okay. Plus three, did you say? Plus two. Plus two. Plus two. So as the amulet pulses red, as this screech happens, this amulet pulses red and there's this kind of red effect that just bursts out. That hits 10 feet from around Jago. Yep. So Ukabara, Saingar and Kratz benefits from that. I'm going to go around from the top of my screen. Kratz, what did you roll? 18. That's a pass. Saingar? 13.
00:40:10
Speaker
Okay, yep, that pass is just, that's a meet and beak, so you now know what you're dealing with here. What did you roll, Draghi? Nineteen. Pass. McBenna? Six. You are stunned. I miss a turn. Astrid? Sixteen. Pass. Ucubara? Twenty.
00:40:33
Speaker
pass. So unfortunately, it's only you, MacBenna, who back in the back of us just hears this. And unfortunately, it's a time when your age fails you. It fails you, unfortunately, and your body, which has been empowered by Ren in the past, it just can't handle this screech and you are stunned and will miss a turn. That is the first part of Mera Sholek's go.
00:41:03
Speaker
with its second attack, it's going to, or in fact, it can't, it has to use that. Well, it uses that, it can't use the attack, but it's going to just wheel forwards and come level with Drago. As Maryschalk enters the field, there's a creature, there's an example of what Maryschalk looks like. Oh, anyone's listening? It looks like the Basilisk after it turned to bones in Harry Potter series.
00:41:31
Speaker
Something else happens though. You notice all the 1-T and 2-0 Karl just drop dead. Immediately drop dead. And you see this like ethereal kind of like spiritual darkness, purples and blacks, it's starting to dissipate from them and enter Marishalok. Spell magic. I mean count the spell. It's not a spell.
00:41:55
Speaker
Shed skin. I'll let you keep the spell, but this is not a spell. This is effectively something bigger than that. This is something spiritual as Mero-Shalock's spirit begins to return to its body. However, they're no longer protecting Karl. There is something more worthy of their protection and they immediately give their life and fall dead.
00:42:23
Speaker
It is the top of the round. Who could borrow it? It's your turn. Okay, so I had spent the whole round planning to deal with all of the UNT that were just there waiting to be bullet stoppers and now that's changed. So, positionally, okay, me and
00:42:43
Speaker
Synga are one side of Carl, Drago is the other side, they're like face-to-face engaging, and then past Drago, that's where. Drago is now flanked by Mero Scholek and Carl. What sort of size is Mero Street? Gargantuan. Gargantuan Mero Street. Bigger than large. Bigger than large. Okay, cool. Right, so here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to walk sort of around Carl Jeet.
00:43:15
Speaker
not leave his reach and I'm going to be side by side with Drago, but I'm going to continue facing behind Drago. I'm just going to say to Drago, don't turn around.
00:43:34
Speaker
Cover your ear if you can. And I'm going to pull out from one of my pouches, a piece of fur, another pouch, a piece of amber, and smash it into sort of between two palms. And then I'm just going to let out this almighty lightning bolt at Meryl. Can Meryl Streep make a deck save, please?
00:44:03
Speaker
14. Nice. Full damage. I got you. Streepy. Um, a hundred foot long. Okay. So there's a hundred foot long as well. So if anything passed it is bad in a five foot, like line that also gets hit by this lightning bolt. Um, it ignites all flammable objects. Nice.
00:44:30
Speaker
Otherwise, I'm doing the roll now. One second. That's a lot of D6s. Eight D6s. Ooh, baby. 28 points of lightning. Yes. That's right. It just passes through this creature and you watch as the electricity starts to just move around and then starts to swell around this creature. You see the static come off it from your attack.
00:45:01
Speaker
Is that the end of your turn? End of my turn, but I'm just going to just look onto my right shoulder directly into Drago, fear in my eyes. Okay. I'm a footlining wizard. Karl's turn. Karl is going to lash out with his tail towards Zookaburra because of the damage you've just done to Mera Sholek. That's a 19 to hit. Shield.
00:45:30
Speaker
Okay. The shield comes up, the tail. What happens when you cast shields? My AC goes up by five for the round. Yep. Okay. Yep. You're able to block off this tail. I just want to grapple someone with his tail. Um, not today, he doesn't. Um, and with that, then what he's going to do as well is then seeing that back off and flick off that he's going to take his scimitars, which he takes two attacks with is going to with one.
00:45:59
Speaker
thrust towards Drago and with the other thrust towards Syengar. Okay, it's a 20 knot natural to hit Drago. Yeah, it hits. And it's a 16 to hit Syengar. Yeah, it hits as well. This is gonna suck. Mm-hmm, you could sentinel Drago's hit though. Eight points of damage to Drago.
00:46:29
Speaker
Slashing, five points of slashing damage to Syengar and... And misrage. And nine points of poison damage to Syengar. And five points of poison damage to Draghi. I'm going to Sentinel attack. I've got immune to disease. It's not disease, it's poison. How much was that five to me? Yeah.
00:46:56
Speaker
What's poison do? Can someone remind? Those are not poison. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type. It's just a damage type.
00:47:20
Speaker
Yeah, okay. That's going to miss. And I'm really sorry because he would do it once the first time that he hits, he can also deal necrotic damage, which would have been Drago. So he's also going to deal necrotic damage to Drago. On top of the poison and smashing. Oh, shit. Sorry. It's a shit sandwich. 10 points in necrotic damage.
00:47:48
Speaker
Whoa, Karl started his turn there. Does he get the moonbeam damage? Yes. Yep. Can you make another con save? Doesn't do it advantage because he's a check changer, but he does roll a 18. Yep passes takes 10 points of radiant. That's a sexy smell. Yeah.
00:48:10
Speaker
Okay, got it. Just need to find where I've put Carl's hit points. They're there. Brilliant. Thank you. Just start recording the hit point damage now, right? Well, I've been recording it since the start. I can see if you complete transparency on that one. Cool. It is the end.
00:48:28
Speaker
of Karl's turn, Syengar you're up, you've just watched as this, if you've been hitting then this ferocious damage comes to you, but we did say you'd miss a turn didn't we? We did yeah so I'll consider my sentinel attack, the reaction sentinel attack I did was my action. So you've done your reaction, you've had your turn right, Syengar's done it, Astrid it's your turn.
00:48:46
Speaker
Okay, so still kind of with one hand up almost to the heavens, concentrating on this moonbeam coming down, seeing all the shit that's going on, seeing the big boy behind as well. He's going to just spunk off a guiding bolt at the new big creature coming in. Yeah, roll to hit.
00:49:10
Speaker
Does he have to spunk it off? He doesn't have to. It's an 11 to hit. Misses. No, that's absolutely fine. And he can't do anything else, I don't think. So I will, yeah, I'll maintain and just stay there concentrating on that moonbeam. Thank you. The stunned McBenna unfortunately misses the turn. It is Kratz's turn.
00:49:37
Speaker
Okay, simple for me. I've still got the ethereal edict of Miki by my side. I'm going to lunge at Carl, the snake cat bastard, and just a couple of quick claws I'm going to try and swipe just over the snake-like belly. Can I belly?
00:50:04
Speaker
Is there a place where I can put myself into position to flank and have advantage on the roll? You need to go directly. You need to go directly on. You can get round so you're directly on an angle with Ukaburra. Kudraga and Syngar are on the other angle. They're opposite, so that's fine. I can go opposite Ukaburra then. 20 not natural. Yeah, it's for my claw attack. Which is...
00:50:34
Speaker
11 points of slashing damage. Does it count as magical? No. Okay. Unfortunately not. But what you all will notice as well, these little like mosquito lights just starts warming around Carl Jeet at this stage. And then I'm going to follow in with my bite attack and just try to
00:50:59
Speaker
Again, go straight in for the soft underbelly because he's quite high on the throat in my bare form. Okay, so that's 25 to hit.
00:51:13
Speaker
Well, that wasn't too bad, actually. Seven points of non-magical piercing damage from my bare teeth. Now I have attacked my ancestral guardians. Basically, if Carl G. attacked anybody other than me, he does so with disadvantage.
00:51:34
Speaker
And anybody else who he does actually is able to hit, but not me, has resistance to the attack as well. So whatever type of damage, it's just plain resistance to it.
00:51:47
Speaker
Where the fuck was this all the time ago? I really wanted to go early and I didn't roll well on the initiatives. This has been so much better. This is a good effect to be deploying right now. Yeah, I'm sure it is. So you have like Miki and Edict just trying to block the damage that you guys take and Mosquitos causing their Karljeet to be distracting the attacks.
00:52:13
Speaker
Okay, Kyle seeing these bugs is just going to just notice them whirling around. And you can see Kyle now, he was very confident.
Spiritual Manifestations and Mera Shulk's Empowerment
00:52:22
Speaker
He was like, I watched you die. I watched you die, you little fuck. As he just in disbelief, just can't believe that Miki's bugs, who he particularly screwed over, Miki, are back to haunt him, literally. It is Marishok's turn.
00:52:43
Speaker
and Marisholk is going to inhale this lightning and is going to spit directly back through Ukaburra, importantly through Karl and through Krat, a lightning bolt of his own. I need Ukaburra Krat and Karl to make a dexterity saving throw.
00:53:13
Speaker
But I need to make one as well. No, it's a straight line. It's a line. So it's going, so it's missing Drago, it's missing Syengar, but it's hitting Kratz, it's hitting Ecobaro and it's hitting Karl. Okay. Amulets post again. So anyone within 10 foot plus two.
00:53:29
Speaker
I don't assume that I assume I assume you can pick who gets that rather than nope It's anyone I can't pick it's anyone within I can have as many as we could all crowd round me and hold on to me If you intend for you're all good. Okay, Carl's good as Carl's team and take that as well then Let me just double check that that does not ally. Yeah, I think it's a lie. I think it's out there I don't think you inadvertently help them
00:53:54
Speaker
He's rolled quite well. Is this aura of protection? All friendly creatures, sorry. Whenever you're a friendly creature. You've got all friendly creatures, including myself, within 10 for a bonus tool. So I thought said that. My B. I need to hear these rolls before I decide if I'm going to jump in. OK. OK. I've rolled the damage, but I need to know the saves first. Karl has rolled a 20.
00:54:27
Speaker
Ookaburra. 17. Pass. Kratz. 15. Reaction for Kratz. Add a d6. You're an legend. You needed two to pass the save. I rolled a mighty six. Okay, you all pass. You all take 28 points of lightning damage halved. So that's going to be...
00:54:55
Speaker
14. I thought everyone takes 14 points of line there but something happens at that point. The snake form of Karl just rips open and spits out this tabaxi as it falls limp and Karl just falls onto the floor as this feeble prophetic tabaxi
00:55:13
Speaker
and all of a sudden his confidence and and and fury gone and he's just saying I'm serving you I've chosen to serve you don't do this to me as he screams back towards this creature and then all of a sudden you notice that something starts to happen to Karl as this purple black pole starts to pull out of him no no and starts to be drawn into this creature of Mary Shulk
00:55:41
Speaker
That is the end of Mary Shulk's turn. You now have this snake-like skin that's fallen to the floor. Karl is just knelt in front of it and is now weak and is just having his spirit pulled towards this creature. It is Drago's turn. I got a science question, please, teacher. So given to what we know about the story and the whole
00:56:05
Speaker
raising Meryl Streep back from the dead and imparting the soul. When we see the black-purple, ethereal globule come out of Carl, is that, is Charlie seeing this and is led to believe, like, if that connects with Meryl Streep, that becomes the big, big bad that there's no turning back from? Yeah.
00:56:29
Speaker
So these purple pulses are still just pouring into this creature. You were told that it would return to full form. And what you can now see happening is that around this skeleton, not fully formed yet, but dark black scales are starting to form.
00:56:46
Speaker
But is this particular Khajiit one big and then the rest, is there any reason to be more scale-like? What I'm trying to say is this is the final piece. Yes, Karl's still alive who begins to suck at him. The rest have all dropped dead. So there's clearly something bigger happening here.
00:57:08
Speaker
Is the book still like, you know when it was ripped open so you'd be casting, is the book still hovering in the air? No, you don't have to. I'm just checking whether there's a big glowing book that we have to like hit that first. Okay, cool. No, it's not. So Drago believes that if this big globule connects with the snake,
00:57:28
Speaker
That's the deed done. Shit is here in full material form. I just want to make that completely abundantly clear. Yes, that's your understanding of it. But what you can see with your eyes is that this is still in skeletal form, but slowly these black scales are starting to appear around its body.
00:57:51
Speaker
I'm just trying to figure out if Drago thinks if this thing connects, that's it, Don. Like, I know you're saying that other things are connecting to it. Like, if this big thing connects, has this still got some time before the scales come up? You don't know. You can see that the scales aren't fully formed yet and they're still forming, but what this means is beyond you. Yeah, that's what you've got. The dilemma you're having is the dilemma that Drago is probably having as well.
00:58:21
Speaker
I hate this. I hate this so much. Um, okay. Going along that, and I needed to fucking ask these questions. Uh, so it's my turn. Yeah. Is there any sense that if I walk and accept this go, this big black thing that I couldn't keep it from attaching itself to the snake.
00:58:53
Speaker
What the stuff that's coming out of Karl. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to make an investigation check as you glance around at what's happening? Cause I know this thing. This is, this is essence of Graza, right? Yeah. This is something that's tried to connect to Drago before a corrupting influence. Right. Okay. Got 15.
00:59:20
Speaker
15. You glance at this and what you can sense as you immediately do that is you can feel the evil pouring off this. This is it in its spiritual form. As you look at Karl who now looks decisively frightened that this thing hasn't finished yet, if it was finished it wouldn't be needing to still literally rip the life essence out of Karl is what you've just been able to discern from that.
00:59:44
Speaker
Sorry, can you repeat exactly what you just said? Yes. So as you glance at this and you think, is this thing done? This is effectively what you've seen before. This is the essence of regret. You're convinced of that. Whatever this darkness is, it's all linked. It's all hereditary. But Kyle's still alive and he looks terrified now. And the fact that this thing is still hurting him and still having to draw this from him
01:00:09
Speaker
means it's not finished yet is what I think I could assume from. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. All right. Not finished yet. Is that all right. All right. All right. So Drago is going to turn around and face the Meryl Streep. Um, and
01:00:40
Speaker
No, he's not. He's going to turn and face the corrupting influence and he's going to grasp his amulet and he's going to just fight divine with the corruption and he's going to reach out to Akiva and try and make a connection and say, how do I get rid of this? I mean,
01:01:02
Speaker
That's my whole go. I grasped the amulet. Like, some sort of like, I need to know how... This is Grazette in this corruption form. And Drago needs to have a word with Akiva just to go, do you want me to absorb it? Is that how we're dealing with this? And so he's going for the divine power. Is there anything you want from me to do this? No. This is big.
01:01:32
Speaker
You understand where I'm coming from? I do. And the voice comes back and says, kill the body, shut down the darkness. Okay. I assume by body, he's not talking about the weeping, messed out his cause. He's talking about the big snake. Kiva's never been one for picking off defeated targets. No matter how awesome they are. Okay. With, uh,
01:02:01
Speaker
With a bit more resolve and a steely glance in his eyes, he's just going to turn around and say to everyone, this is our chance. We need to kill that thing. And quickly. Okay. Thank you. No, thank you for going with that. No, welcome. Who could borrow it's your turn. It's serious shit. It's serious shit. Um,
01:02:26
Speaker
Remind me the size of this creature. Gargantuan. Sorry, how much space does it actually take up on a... Could I get to the other side of it in one turn? Yes. Without dashing? Yes. Okay, I'm going to do that. So I'm going to move myself behind big creature.
01:02:45
Speaker
You'll have to use all your movement, but it will get you there. I don't want to go anywhere else, that's fine. So I'm now in an advantageous position for Drago. You are. Cool. Whilst walking there, I'm going to cast Shatter on it as I walk past. Just sort of doing like a...
01:03:06
Speaker
You know in Fantastic Beasts where they start doing that dance when there's those little lobster creatures in the place where they come with you, they're going to get his brother back or something. That's it, that's it, that's it. Basically, he's really sheepishly sort of sidestepping around the big beastie and then causing a massive drop of thunder to hurt him really hard. Okay, yeah, roll down. What do I have to do? Consave, please.
01:03:39
Speaker
That's a fail. That's a six. He's going to take all of this damage. Four. Not four. Thirteen points of thunder damage. Whoa. Thunder. I don't know if this is the case because it already failed. If it was made of inorganic material, it rolls at disadvantage.
01:04:08
Speaker
Okay. Does inorganic mean? Stone crystal metal. Stone crystal metal. No, it's anything that's not organic. No, it's organic. Okay. That's my turn. So I just put myself in a good position for someone else and then made some thundery stuff. Okay. Thank you. It is Karl's turn. Karl is going to just start to crawl away.
01:04:37
Speaker
back past Saingar, back past Kratz, and he's just going to trigger a tax opportunity. If you want to take them, he's just crawling, and it's almost like he is like a wit dog starting to try and flee for his life. No, Kratz is going to take a swipe at him. Okay, yep, relatively. Do you want Saingar's Sentinel attacks? Would that not? I've said Saingar can take an attack of opportunity if he wishes.
01:05:06
Speaker
I think I've used my reaction. Ah, yes, you have until your next turn. Yes. So, yes, you have. So, it's only craps that come. Fourteen to hit. Misses, as you... Oh, he's prone. He's technically prone. Roll again. Oh, okay. Eleven-fourteen. Crit! Twenty-six to hit. Yep, roll to hit. Every cat has his day.
01:05:35
Speaker
oh my god okay so 13 points of damage and then obviously double it for the crit so 26 points of slashing damage okay
01:05:48
Speaker
Okay, Karl continues to crawl, but what you do is you claw through and this gaping wound comes down Karl's back and he's now just literally pulling himself on the ground in the direction. I like to think that this like opportunity attack and he's crawled away, he's literally the bear claw slowly sinking in to the back and slowly being dragged
01:06:13
Speaker
along almost with pure vengeance in his mind at this point. It's not a quick attack. This is a slow, painful type of opportunity attack. Yeah, thank you. And at the end of his turn, he's going to go make 15 feet and just rise to his feet, glancing into the wilderness, looking for something, for anything. McBenna, you shake off. In fact, no, it's not McBenna's turn. I beg your pardon. It is Syengar's turn.
01:06:46
Speaker
I'm going to run up to Meryl Shulk. Yeah. And attack it. I'm going to just size off against it. I know I've heard what Dragos just said. We got to take this fucker down. He was looking at this creature and, um, and, uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go for it. Yep. Try and hit this thing.
01:07:12
Speaker
I've got advantage. Yeah, because I put myself in flanking. Oh, of course you have, you absolute legend. Thank you kindly for that. All right, let's see what we get. Oh, natural 20. Yeah. Natural fucking 20. Okay. Oh, Doug, Engle's deception flashes as you take in your brother's instruction.
01:07:36
Speaker
The blade glistens and Drago notices the glistening in the blade that happens when he hits things with the fuel fury of this blade. If you wish, you can expend charges from this to do particularly dangerous things. You've got to do cotton saves and all sorts though, don't forget. No, they've changed. No, it's different. No, they've changed at least.
01:07:53
Speaker
Made it better. So firstly, the damage just for the original crit is 16 points of magical slashing damage against the creature. How much? 16. I'm then going to expend all three charges, which is an option you even put in parentheses saying, I'm going to regret this when you crit. To roll max damage. Which means I get to roll max damage for the sneak attack, which means I get 3d6 at full damage, which is 18 points of slashing damage for that as well. Okay. So you've rolled how much damage total?
01:08:23
Speaker
I don't know, 36 points of slashing down. I can math. What I think happens is that he, he, fuck, I don't even know how you'd attack something this big. I like to think he's like a little mat and he's just going.
01:08:38
Speaker
into the side of this creature, like multi-stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, like some kind of anime skits, pretty much. Just like single frame animation moving, right? Stab, stab, stab, stab, all these different places. Yeah, just absolutely wailing on this thing. All the time, this sword kind of vibrating and humming the feeling of the voice of his dad in his ears, almost guiding him from place to place, now left, now up, don't watch your power. You know, just giving him, like hearing these tips could be his brother, could be his dad, could be himself. She's a combination of this family,
01:09:08
Speaker
family tradition of warfare and fighting just kind of flowing through him at that moment as he just starts wailing down on Meryl Streep. You're making me proud, man. You're making me proud. And as you continually hit this, it's almost like it emanates thunder, this weapon as you strike and
01:09:29
Speaker
as the blade crashes into this with these flashes, the memory rune at the heart of this just glistens and glows and the writing that was inscribed on this is just highlighted in you as it comes alive, as this sword
01:09:45
Speaker
rekindles the essence of your father's memory and you cleave through marriage and all of a sudden this creature without opening its mouth emits a scream of agony which you all hear in your heads. It's almost a scream like desperation like it's trying to beguile you once more and it's just not working. It's at the end of your turn.
01:10:09
Speaker
Yep, that's in my turn, yep. Yeah, and as you levy into this creature, your reaction resets and Astrid, it's your turn. Right.
01:10:21
Speaker
This is meta knowledge, but would I know when McBenna's turn is? McBenna's next. He's next after me. Okay. I mean, you know the initiative order. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is, it's going to alter what I'm doing. I can't believe you're going to kill him. I just, we had so much conversation.
01:10:45
Speaker
I, so I can see this orb of whatever it is making its way towards Meryl Streep. Sorry. Yeah. And is it kind of slowly moving towards him more?
01:11:02
Speaker
What do you mean? It's like a stream. It's like it's streaming into him and you can see that you can now see as well from when you are that these scales are starting to manifest.
The Defeat of Karl Jeet and Mera Shulk
01:11:13
Speaker
It's evident from far away now as well. It's not just those close up that this is starting to...
01:11:19
Speaker
It's not like it's like one big globule moving towards him. It's like everything's kind of coming towards him at once. Yeah. OK, I'm with you. I'm with you, which again changes what I'm going to do then. So what I'll do is I'll use my bonus action to move the moonbeam. I can move it 60 feet. So I'll try not to move it over any of my friends. And I'd like to move it on top of this creature.
01:11:48
Speaker
Yeah, this big old bony bastard. So that's that's only as a bonus action. So as my action It's really stupid but I am going to Try to grapple Carl Okay, yep, mm-hmm
01:12:13
Speaker
Okay, fine. Yep. You can walk forward and do that. And you can now hear as you come forward, Carlos muttering. He's taken one of you with him. He's taken one of you with him. He's taken one of you with him. I'll like, as I've moved this moonbeam onto the big creature, I'll kind of charge at him and I'll say, but Bennett, now's your time. And I'll jump to basically tackle him for a,
01:12:41
Speaker
Natural 20 for a 22 for an athletics check. Okay, yeah, you grapple Carl. I'm not going to, I will contest it. Like Batista. In which case, so if I'm able to grapple, what I'm going to do is try and get like an arm, like a full Nelson arm lock and turn him to face McBenna. He's in the hurt locker.
01:13:05
Speaker
I know, I've got to wait until the creature starts his turn in the moon-moon, don't I? It's really badly worded, but that's absolutely fine. Yeah, I'm happy to do that. That's my turn. Thank you. McBenna, you're up. You shake off the cobwebs from the screech. Okay, McBenna's going to return, sort of emerge from the sort of blizzard around him so that Carl Street can see him.
01:13:28
Speaker
He's going to have the Neverwinter, Bow of Neverwinter sort of notched. And then this purple arrow has appeared, so I'm going to use the magical psychic damage arrow. Use your bonus arrow to summon the arrow of Neverwinter. And be like, remember me, you bastard. And then I will shoot Carl Jeet, the now very dickless and grapples. Don't hit Bastards in the face. Yeah, go on, roll to hit.
01:14:02
Speaker
It's a 15 to hit. Reaction. Meet and beat, so you don't need to. 15 was the AC. Meet and beat. It always has been his AC. Arrow goes through him. Carl, and I kid you not, is down to... You won't be able to see my handwriting, but he's down to one hit point, so you don't need to... I'm rolling the damage anyway.
01:14:26
Speaker
Eviscerate him, we're gonna eviscerate him. Over kill, over kill. So he takes 14 points of piercing damage, and that's right, 11 points of piercing damage, and then three points of psychic damage. Through the throat, and this voice that has emitted
01:14:48
Speaker
Poisonous words that has killed people has nearly killed you he told you your time was up old man and that's what that happens is this dark you want a purple light pus blood just comes out of his mouth and You see this defiant smile before he dies just roll back And he just pulls limp in Astrid's arms
01:15:18
Speaker
Karl Jeet is no more. Yes! Too right. That's it. We can go home. Just leave Meryl Streep alone. Our beef is not with her. Excellent. And then for my second attack, I will use a normal arrow and shoot to Meryl Streep.
01:15:36
Speaker
Yep. And what happens is, as Kyle drops dead, the arrow just seems to turn into these nightingale wings and just flitter it and disappears back into the ethereal plane. It's now... As you turn your attention and pull the silver arrow, you look up at this gargantuan creature. Go for it. Oh, it's 15. I'm rolling consistently, but potentially not as well. Same armour class, meets and beats. Okay. This one doesn't get the benefit of...
01:16:06
Speaker
Marked foe. And then that's 10 points of piercing damage. Yep, okay. This arrow careens into this creature. It's still upright, but you can now see that bits of bone are starting to come off this. As these scales are pulled into this creature, it becomes clear as well that you're actually starting to damage it. And it's starting to recoil, and it's actually starting to almost look
01:16:31
Speaker
look a lot worse, not good, not well worse for wear itself. Is that the end of your term, McBenna? Yes, that is the end of my term. Okay, Kratz, it's your turn. Yep, McBenna has died. As you're facing backwards. Sorry, wait, no, what? Carl G. has died. Kratz is happy with that. Sorry, carry on, Darren. Yeah, as you glance backwards, you've watched this happen, because you clawed at him.
01:17:00
Speaker
and so you've seen Astrid grapple him and then you've seen Benna almost like ganglang style execute with this purple arrow through Karl's Jeet. You've watched this happen, so you've watched Karl go limp and dead in Astrid's dance. How far away is Meryl Streep from me? 20 feet still, you haven't moved, it's still 20 feet away. Oceans away mate, she's ocean away.
01:17:29
Speaker
Yeah, I'm going to hear what Drago said and this class of brown bears going to run towards this bone snake and I could always picture it like a Hulk in the first Avengers movie kind of moment. You got this huge creature. I was going to try and claw at it with first attack in my glorious brown bear stage.
01:17:56
Speaker
17 to hit. Hits. And 10 points of slashing damage. And then as that one connects, I'm just going to literally try and get my teeth around a bony part of this thing. Obviously, if you were to look at it, it's like this bear literally just trying to take apart this creature bone by bone. Damn it, that's a 9 to hit.
01:18:26
Speaker
Okay. That misses. I figured as much. That's all I can do. Just for the sake of metagaming as well. The resistances and whatnot now apply to the bone snake. So if the bone snake attacks anybody other than me, does so at disadvantage, everybody has resistance. That's all I can do. That's dope. That's a nice feature. Nice feature. Yeah. I love that.
01:18:56
Speaker
Nice. I'm helpful for a change. Looking after myself. It is. Drago's turn.
01:19:08
Speaker
Nice. So, haven't just spoke to Kiva and everything going around him. He's feeling the after effects of the triple layered sandwich of shit that he ate from Khajiit. He's going to hand still on the amulet, just close his eyes in concentration for a moment and gift himself 15 points of healing from leon hands.
01:19:32
Speaker
Um, and then as a bonus action, once that he opens his eyes and shakes his head, uh, feeling a little bit more with it, back starts to straighten, he's going to just look into the, the body. I don't know if he could reach the eyes if he could, if he's looking up of the, um, snake creature and just channel.
01:20:02
Speaker
that anger and revenge against the essence of Grazat. And as he's channeling that, he's going to channel divinity and a specific vow of enaminity, which means that I chose a creature I can see within 10 feet. I gain advantage on attack rolls against it for one minute or until it drops dead. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Um, that the end of your turn. That is okay.
01:20:32
Speaker
It is the creature's turn. It is Marishok's turn. Yes, Astrid. With it starting its turn, can it make a con save, please? Yes, it's rolled an 11. That's a fail, so it takes 19, one nine points of radiant. Okay, thank you.
01:20:53
Speaker
With its turn, it's going to lunge forwards with a bite and it's going to do that against crats. For a 16 to hit. Ooh, that hits. Okay. You take.
01:21:21
Speaker
That was a lot of dice. 31 points of poison damage. Holy shit! Okay, could someone just clarify what happened? No, you don't get halved. No, I don't have anything like that on my channel, right? When it's bare for you. I take the difference off my normal health though, don't I? Shit. Okay.
01:21:49
Speaker
Let's say you knocked out a bear form. This bite, this kind of happens. You hear the bones crack and screams of agony coming from cracks as they've been bit by the horrific bone creature. It is normal, gnomish form, not gnomish, I'm not a gnome, goblin form. Okay, then going to at the end of that, let out a howl.
01:22:16
Speaker
an absolute blood curling howl, and it becomes clear that you're running out of time. I'm going to tell you all, because it's better for the drama, if this creature is still up the next time its turn comes around, it will be unstoppable. It will have reached its full form. I've got one turn to finish this creature off each. Thanks for giving us that barometer of our time.
01:22:45
Speaker
It also then luscious out a bite towards Ukaburra. No, it can't. But it is the top of your turn, Ukaburra. We're definitely around in your turn. Okay. I will... We're not fully surrounding it at the moment. There's some gaps, isn't there? There are some gaps. Okay. I'm just going to position myself temporarily in a way that I can do a straight line lightning bolt without hitting either Kratz or Sayanga or Drago.
01:23:16
Speaker
Or McBenna, any of them. Like, can I just find one direct line? Yeah. Yep. And then can it make, please, Dex saving through? 19. Okay, so it's gonna take half. Holy, that's lots of sixes. 30, so half to 15. Mm hmm.
01:23:44
Speaker
Uh, 15 points of lightning damage and then I'll put myself back in the exact position I was in before. Okay. Cool. Thank you. Seyengar, you're up. Cause Karl is dead. It would be Karl's turn, but Karl is dead. Right.
01:23:59
Speaker
Um, I'm trying to figure out the most deadly thing I can do, but it's literally just to, um, to hit him. I was thinking breath weapon, but it's, it's not as powerful as now was then was deception, uh, with sneak attack. So I'm just going to go and hit him and I hope to Akiva that I hit him really. Oh, I got advantage. Of course. Thank God. That's no better. Uh, that's, that's a 10.
01:24:28
Speaker
just glances off and misses okay okay okay um do i have anything else i can do i can do second wind on myself as a bonus action no i won't do that i'll just um
01:24:45
Speaker
I'll take the hide action, use cunning action as a bonus action and take the hide action. And that's everything. Fuck. Sorry guys. You have to roll stealth to try and take the hide action. Doesn't he have to break line of sight as well? Otherwise you can't actually hide from something. Yeah, it's not actually paying attention to him. It's just been hit by a lightning bolt. That's 22.
01:25:13
Speaker
Okay, fine. Cool. I don't have to reveal whether that's successful or not, but yes, that's what you roll. Thank you. Um, yeah, that's all I've got. Yeah. Ashley, it's your turn. Okay. Karl's gone limp in his arms with the arrow going in. He just drops him to the floor where he stands and he kind of mutters quickly to himself. He said, someone's got to die.
01:25:33
Speaker
And then he'll say it louder, probably so that Macbeth can hear. He said that someone's going to die. And he is going to drop his, as a free action, drop his story from, of the dragon.
01:25:49
Speaker
And in like a shout of rage, he's going to pick it back up again. The starry form is coming back, but this time you've got the meteorite swirling around his form as he's taking on the form of the archer. That's just as a bonus action. And with that bonus action, he can make an attack, a starry form attack against the bastard. It's 14, but I'm going to use a luck.
01:26:14
Speaker
to try and do that again. Hoisted by my own petard after doing this for an entire campaign. Yes, that hits. For nine points of radiant damage. And then as his action, those meteorites once more are going to swirl, go all the way down his arms as he Kamehameha's for a third level guiding bolt. Kamehameha. I'm going to go ahead and, because I know that that hits, but do I
01:26:44
Speaker
I can use as many luck points as I want, can't I? Yeah. Until you've been out. You've got three. I've got two more to go and it's all or nothing so I might as well use it. You're not Callum, I mean. Sixteen on my first one. And we saw the report. My final luck points and my final cosmic omen. Sorry, I'm just literally rolling everything that I've got.
01:27:07
Speaker
So that is a 16, which was lucky because I rolled dogshit on the other two rolls. Does a 16 hit? Yes. As the golden bar takes off, it pummels in to this creature. 21 points of radiant damage.
01:27:26
Speaker
Okay, as you do that, it hits this creature and something happens, something around your neck, the card that you were so fond of with your little brother. It just seems to just fall and drift to the floor and land in the snow and you look, glance down at it and you see it. And as you look back up at Marisholk, what you see is, is that the sky seems to open just for a second and these piercing white bits of light come through and then you see one seem to just pass through Marisholk.
01:27:56
Speaker
as the guiding bolt hits it. How do you want to kill it? We had loads of actions left over. No sweat. You had better kraps and jargos. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, kill it. Fuck me. So it's just taking a massive bite at kraps, hasn't it? Yeah. I imagine with its kind of jaws locked onto kraps,
01:28:21
Speaker
No, you don't, you big fuck! And I'm just going to try and blast it at its neck to try and basically sever the bones from the neck and the head, if possible, with the regular damage. Okay, yep. You're able to do that and this giant head just falls off and tumbles to the ground. And with that, Marishock is defeated. Huzzah! Yeah, we're all god killers now, Drago.
01:28:50
Speaker
and they're wall bragging. And as silence descends over the battlefield, you all take in what is before
Post-Battle Reflections and Healing
01:29:03
Speaker
you. You take in the sight of what has happened. The darkness that was swirling towards Marishok stops and just seems to dissipate and almost lift. What do you want to do?
01:29:22
Speaker
Um, but Ben is going to go over to, uh, Carl's body. Um, and no, no, no, no, no. So, I mean, I could skin him with his own knife. Um,
01:29:45
Speaker
No, and then I'm gonna just check through what, check the corpse, got anything on him, anything like that.
01:29:55
Speaker
Side note, while this is happening, Draghi is just going to go over to Kratz and just lay on hands and give Kratz a boost of 10 HP. You wonderful hero, you. I envisioned Kratz is still kind of in the jaws of this now decapitated head and I was trying to wiggle my way out as well.
01:30:18
Speaker
Thank you. Hand reaches out to you to pull you up. And as that happens, there's a red glow from the amulet down the arm. And as you're actually getting pulled up, you regain your HP and your stud there. Just a good bear. Good axe. Macbeth, you find nothing but four.
01:30:46
Speaker
The dark lantern that he always carried with him that appears to be the only possession, material possession that this creature still had. Does it still feel evil? Just feels like a lantern. Okay.
01:31:06
Speaker
Okay, I'm going to set that aside. I'm going to withdraw Khajit's knife and then I'm going to prize out Khajit's incisor, his fang teeth. And then having done that, I'm going to sort of hold them up and be like, Kratz, I think you might want a silver near you. You can make a necklace or something out of this. Yeah, well, that's the kindest thing you've ever said to me. I will happily take them.
01:31:37
Speaker
I'm just going to toggle it. You've got a better idea for what I'm going to do. And then maybe I will look up to Ash and go.
01:31:47
Speaker
Right, so we should probably take the body back with us because it's going to be easy to skin him and turn him into a rug where it's not frozen. That's true. I mean, we've spent so many days saying that we were going to shit down his neck. I've got a spell that can make you really big. No, no, I think I'd rather we turned him into a rug so we could walk all over him over and over again. I like the sound of that.
01:32:18
Speaker
Then you can take him out and beat him. Wow, there's a meta pigeon in here as well. Would you believe it? I think he's been on a scholarship for 365 days. Okaburra is going to cast Levitate on Kaljeet's corpse, and I'm just going to lift Kaljeet and just keep prodding him against McBenna to try and get McBenna to do the things McBenna said he was going to do.
01:32:46
Speaker
I need to take a long rest before I can cast that spell.
01:33:08
Speaker
as the loyalty has taken place and Drago has given HP to Kratz. Drago is going to just look around. He's going to grasp his amulet, cast Divine Sense. He's going to talk to Akiva. He's getting a bead on if there's any, because it's happened again, any essence of Graza or corrupting influence just anywhere in the ripples of the air around him. Just
01:33:36
Speaker
It's just like an extra precaution. Yeah, as you do that and you take a breath. Gone. Expunged. Removes. And as Drago senses that, let's go the ambulance. Oh, it's over. He's going to just find Sainga and just offer out
01:34:20
Speaker
And a shaky left hand reaches up and pulls down, starts to pull down the bug mask at the same time as he drops the sword onto the freshly fallen snow, probably stained with blood, etc. And he was just seeing these tears in his eyes, welling up, and he just doesn't look at you.
01:34:27
Speaker
hand towards him.
01:34:43
Speaker
He's looking out in the direction of where all the all the combat has kind of taken place and the the enormity of the situation and just He grunts once and then through these kind of internal sobs in him. I Thought we were going to die and I've decided I'm not ready for that yet
01:35:12
Speaker
I know you've got a thing with a Kiva, but it was in the heat of that where I realized that I'm not ready for that. I'm not saying I'm a coward, but I know I'm not ready for that. You have your own path to walk.
01:35:40
Speaker
glad that it coincided with mine for this battle. You don't have to live in this world alone. He nods slowly. I know. And it's taken literally running into you to figure that out. So
01:36:09
Speaker
Thank you. I won't say it to the others, but I will to you. My brother.
01:36:23
Speaker
And I just continue looking at it. You might cough and pick up the sword a little bit and just look out over the battlefield and the mere seconds that it took place, but the enormity of the situation and just taking that kind of snow soaked scene whilst the others decide how to skin a cat. Okay.
01:36:49
Speaker
I'm going to just give you a little montage now of what happens over the coming hours. Oh, corrections. I can use RK recovery. Just one hour, Darren. That's all you need to fill. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So an hour passes. I'm just going to, again, just to expedite this somewhat. Ukaburra reaches out to Ren. The teleportation circle opens. You will return, or for some of you travel for the first time, to fish tortle. You recover.
01:37:19
Speaker
You spend the night there in the tavern. You're able to relax, rest and wind. Do what you need to do, finish off any business. And then the following day, dawn comes. And as you all stand on the deck of fish tortle.
01:37:42
Speaker
You glance out towards the scene, you see the ship, the endless horizon, now repaired, gifted technically to Syengar, but also to Drago and Ren. And as you all stand there, we'll pick up with Ren the next morning, just saying to you all. So this is it then. This is where we say goodbye.
Future Plans and Heartfelt Goodbyes
01:38:12
Speaker
Our boat's ready, I think you had plans to go over to Shadow Men, wasn't it? No. I'm not going there. Goldview. We're going to Sleek Guard. Sleek Guard, ah. I think I'm ready to see another part of the world. Rem will glance to Drago, as if to say, is it cool?
01:38:42
Speaker
Yeah, it'll be awful. Real good to have you alongside McBenna. Yeah, it would. I've got some places that you're going to enjoy drinking up. Excellent. She'll then glance to the other person who has yet to declare whether they're coming with. She'll glance to Syengar. I, uh...
01:39:15
Speaker
Fuck, I don't know. I know we've had an hour to make this choice clear, but I don't know if I'm ready for that. What have I changed my mind? Ren can always teleport you back.
01:39:43
Speaker
Can I make you a suggestion? Sure. As someone who's been parted for a very long time from my own brother, why would you do that to yourself? I think we're going to encounter many things along the way and when we get to Goldview, I don't think it's
01:40:12
Speaker
I don't think it's going to necessarily be a straightforward welcome. We're gonna need you, Sanga.
01:40:21
Speaker
But, um, to be clear, that's not a guilt trip. And if you chose to stay here, you know that we'd find a way. Um, yeah. Come if you want to. If you don't, nothing changes between us. We're good. He's going to look around to fish chortle and to the jungles beyond. This was never my home. I don't have a home in these lands. Right. That's not true.
01:40:51
Speaker
Oh, I was going to come up with a really pithy one-liner then, but yeah, sure. What do you mean? I don't want to speak out of turn, clan chief, but I'm pretty sure we could rustle up an honorary membership for Sayangar here. Oh no, yeah, it's Sayangar Bongwater all the way. You're lowering me welcome in the Bongwater. Sayangar Bongwater. Does have a ring to it. I hate it, but it's brilliant.
01:41:21
Speaker
As I was saying, being stuck in a place with no family, I found an adopted one at least. Sure. Why not? Let's become a bung water. No harm could possibly come of that, I'm sure. But if we run into any other Dragonborn folk, you do not tell them that at all. That's your name, not mine. Oh shit.
01:41:48
Speaker
Oh, we'll just go with it. Sure. Fine. Yeah, we'll come. But, um, I'm not going to take this and he's going to take off the bug mask. It's fucking stupid anyway. And he's going to just toss it into the, uh, into the water of the coast and watch it sink slowly into the waters. And then, um, then a slight bit of pain. Did that allow you to see in the dark? Yeah, but you know, Goldview, we've got shit eyes.
01:42:11
Speaker
Well, you just said it's Goldview. You said it's like gold is gold is bright. No, that's not how it works. Trust me. Why they call it Goldview then? This is ridiculous. This place makes no sense. There's so much to learn. God, why are you like this? I'm going to my room. I was going to stumble to the boat.
01:42:31
Speaker
If you have a boat, do you have a boat? Yeah, it's my boat. I've got it in my room. I thought we were given the boat by the people. No, it's mine. Fuck off. It was given as a gift to the Drago. That was signed, that wasn't that Drago. No, I thought they gave us the boat. They said it was a wreck. Shut up, McBennett, it's my boat. You're staying on deck. Poop Deck's here. Definitely got given a boat many, many weeks ago. Poop Deck, McWenna. So you're coming, Ren's going to say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm there.
01:43:01
Speaker
And then the attention will turn to the three cobblenkin. And Molly, what about you? What, as in going to Gulp you? Ah, it's not my scene. I can't speak for you, Akaburra Kratz. Now, this is my home. And hell, I think I could probably worm my way onto a seat on the council now that I'm a god slayer.
01:43:31
Speaker
That's how it works. Ah, perfect. You're on the council in Golby, aren't you, Drago? Yeah, the reputation will speak for you now. Oh, there we go. Even if you don't want it to. You're hot shit here now. Slayer of snakes. Exactly. Wiggly Ones, Wrangler. I'll work on the name. Think of all the political power we'll have. I'm fine with my jungle. You can have your shitties.
01:44:00
Speaker
We could have our own Yantee army. That'd be a thing, wouldn't it? Would it? I don't know. What's a Yantee? Or something similar, like... Dolphin army? What's a dolphin? We'll work on it, we'll work on it, we'll work on it. Crap, you don't know what a dolphin is. I've never seen a dolphin. What's a dolphin? Oh, crap. What does it taste like?
01:44:24
Speaker
Who else but Kretz? And there'd just be a pan out, a zoom out on the camera as I'm talking for aquatic life with Kretz, and we're just pointing at stuff in the ocean. At this point, MacBennar's going to pull up the new hood of his Tabaxi skin cloak. And walk towards the boat. Well, the Happy Days theme tune is playing. I guess this is goodbye then.
01:44:55
Speaker
Rem will say to the goblin kin as you're still chatting. Thank you, Rem. Thank you for everything. Oh, thank you. I hope the next time we see the world doesn't try and end. I don't know if he does, he just call on the bonewaters. We'll be there. She'll come forward and offer you all a hand, as if to shake hands.
01:45:24
Speaker
Aster's going for the hug. Sure let that happen.
01:45:31
Speaker
And then when that's happened, she'll look at, she'll glance to Ucoboro and Kratz. Ucoboro is going to try and encourage her to engage in some sort of secret handshake that only we have. Mage style, you know, wizard stuff. Yeah, sure. As you send out like a, maybe like a mage hand, Ren will laugh at that and do the same. Nice. As these rage hands, mage hands just come together and then finally she'll turn to Kratz. I pat you on the head, I'm not entirely sure what I do here.
01:45:59
Speaker
You pat me on the head, I'm going to turn into a bit. How about just a handshake? Sure. And she'll just shake hands with you. Yeah. But she does notice a genuine kind of smile just come across craps at that point. Just mark of respect and friendship. Clan Bongwater. Still a shit name. Fuck you! From the boat. Strygos just watching.
01:46:29
Speaker
Kind of name it Draggo, we're Dragonborn, your parents get lazy. Should I make him really small? Just for one last shit and evil? Yeah, go on. Right, fuck it. Can you make a consave, Draggo?
New Adventure Begins and Teasers for Next Campaign
01:46:43
Speaker
I'm just gonna cast Mage Hand while this is happening, and I'm gonna draw a cock on balls on the side of their boat.
01:46:50
Speaker
I got the amulet pulses. I got 25. Oh, shit. Yeah, you shake that shit off. Ah, box. Next time. Do the moon thing again. Just make him sink. Nah, let him get away with it. You guys take care of yourselves. Happy sailing. Be safe. And as... So I must wave from its top as well. So let him guide you.
01:47:16
Speaker
As Ren comes onto the deck herself, the crew who seem to have been left by Srahad Mistfall for you seem to start moving into action as you come towards the ship and start to look to you for instruction. And Ren will come on and just take in all of your faces and just look to Macbenna, to Saingar and then to Drago and we'll say to Goldview. Yeah.
01:47:45
Speaker
It's probably gonna take a while to get there, but yeah. To Goldview. To Goldview. And as that happens, the camera's going to pan out from fish tortle. And we're going to contemplate what could happen next as this journey. Who drew a cock and balls on this ship? This epic journey.
01:48:12
Speaker
towards Golby which is about to begin is alas another tale for another time in the tales of Eryth for these have been the shadow men tales and that is where we're going to leave it for this short campaign in the fellowship of the tabletop oh well done
01:48:38
Speaker
Thanks so much for having us. Amazing. So what does that mean? What are we doing next week then?
01:48:45
Speaker
I don't know. I believe your Twitter handle is hastily rolled DM. You better start hastily rolling stuff. Honestly, from a totally greedy perspective, that has saved me so much brain space in order to get shit together ready for this. You're welcome. I do appreciate the short term notes of it. I know you've been chomping at the bit for a while, but it's really appreciated. And it was a fuckload of fun as well. Yeah, I'm sorry I had to push some stuff together at the end, but I was like, we have to finish this.
01:49:14
Speaker
Now, we've got a couple of thank yous to make. Will bought one shot. That's the one shot now. It's part of the cast. Returning guest star, surely. Yeah. VIP. I like one shot, Will bought one. Sounds good.
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Thanks, Will, for always everything you do and for outshining all of us. And making us a part of your everyday week. Oh, yes. We love you for it. We do love you for it. But you are our favorite, man. You are our favorite. Keep in touch. And I'm sure that I speak on behalf of the whole of our audience when we say we can't wait for you to rejoin us. Betrayers again.
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upcoming episodes. And of course, that leads me to thank our Step in DM, Darren led us through this was a damn near a DLC, I guess for for the fellowship with 26 episodes of awesomeness and wow, well, you fleshed out the world and added to it. And that's an extremely hard thing to do when when the world wasn't born from your mind. So well done. That's that's some
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epic writing and some brilliant dm so thank you gg and of course that leads me to thank every one of you out there our listeners who are just beautiful people and thank you for joining us making us a part of your everyday week we do love you for it so next week we return to the stories of belham jaconis and we find out whatever happened to marota and nyx and
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Yeah, you have to tune in for that. We'll probably have to do some sort of recap. I'll get one planned, don't worry. Yeah. And yeah. Wow. Oh, this one's in the books. You better start writing, Mark. Well, for a kickoff then, for a little joiner on, I know you can just listen to the next week's episode, but we're going to start off by joining our surviving members of the party a few months later. So this is a little bit
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advanced on from where we left off the last campaign. 26 weeks ago, time has moved on slightly and we're picking up with the crew a couple months later as they start to piece together some form of a life without those two reprobates hanging around. It's like a little mid-credits scene, this. I like this. Just to confirm, the surviving remaining members is Reigns, Emron and Alpha. Glad you said them because I forgot the names. They're all forgettable characters.
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So yeah, if you wanted to keep up to date with the podcast, our Twitter page is the best place for it. We have a main one, which was at fellowship table. And then if you wanted to go one step further and follow us individually, you can do so. So big up to Willbot, our one-shot VIP firm favorite. If people wanted to go, oh, I miss you so much. Can't you just, can't you send me some voice messages? Where could they do such a thing?
01:52:20
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Oh, they could do that at fellowship NPC PC. Our resident's crap-crats Callum can be found at the D20 Gamer. Hookaboo, Wookaburra, Hookaburra, Danny can be found at Total Party Thrills. My Brother, My Brother, Oh My Brother. Mark can be found at Basically Rolled DM. Big Willy Will can be found at
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Natural20will. And thank you very much, Darren, for this wonderful campaign, wonderfully DMed. Where can we find you? You can find me at Darren page 06. Until next time, guys. Farewell.