Join us as we dive into a heated debate about the new Spider-Man movie. Does Tom Holland really have what it takes to carry the mantle? While some of us rave about the film's sturdiness, others aren't convinced. Listen to our unapologetic and passionate take on why Tom just doesn't hit the Spider-Man notes for everyone. Are you Team Tom or are you just not sold? Catch us navigate the world of comic lore with some real talk.

Why Tom Holland Isn't My Spider-Man

Join us as we hilariously dismantle the so-called 'classic' banquet meal—Salisbury steak. Dive into our comical debate on childhood meals and discover why this nostalgic dish is a culinary misadventure. Expect plenty of laughs, memories, and maybe even a renewed dislike for mystery meat. Tune in to relive this savory satire!

Why Salisbury Steaks Deserve a Roast

Join the hilarious debate as Doco, Lovelace, and $coli tease each other over which team last made it to the Super Bowl. With playful jabs and endless team swapping confessions, it's a comedic showdown that every sports fan will love. Tune in for the laughs and maybe some unexpected truths about allegiances!

Super Bowl Banter: Whose Team Choked Last?

Dive into the heated debate: Is Kirk Cousins truly the best quarterback, topping all your favorites? We explore whether comparing QBs seems fair when teams aren't equal and break down the heart of the Cousins controversy. Statistically, can he be crowned the GOAT, or does team strength skew perceptions? Join us for an impassioned discussion redefining quarterback greatness!

Is Kirk Cousins the GOAT QB? Let's Settle This!

Ever placed a hilarious family bet? Discover how a lighthearted wager on life and laughter spins a tale filled with unexpected twists. Join Doco, Lovelace, and $coli as they face the humorous reality of their family dynamics!

Wild Bets: The Family Wager on Our Fate

Join us as we humorously debate if legendary author George R.R. Martin should spice up his creativity with a little help from drugs. From shrooms to beers, we discuss what could help him channel his youthful genius once again. Get ready for a laugh as we playfully imagine the author's brush with newfound inspiration.

George R.R. Martin Needs a Creative Boost?

In a twist of fate, Lace kids may have predicted the future of 'The Us3d' podcast, betting on a switch to bi-weekly episodes amidst their dad's morning coaching commitments. Dive into this humorous and relatable life balance struggle, straight from the dads themselves.

Did Lace Kids Win the Bet?

We're diving deep into Reggie Bush's overlooked legacy—a Saints icon shrouded in YouTube's shadow. Is the media sleeping on this skint legend and his Heisman glory? Let's explore why sports legends like Bush sometimes miss the recognition they deserve, with laughter and insight along the way!

Reggie Bush: The Forgotten Heisman Legend

Join Doco, Lovelace, and $coli as they hilariously dive into the realities of their not-so-moderate drinking escapades. This week, candid anecdotes unveil how a 'reserved' party plan spirals into the unexpected. A must-listen for those who crave laughter and relatability.

When 'One Drink' Turns into a Woeful Tale: Us3d's Boozy Confessions

Join us as we dissect the myths around the self-employment wave post-pandemic. Are we truly breaking free, or just caught up in the hype of fake entrepreneurship? Tune in for a real talk that shatters illusions and challenges societal norms.

The Self-Employment Illusion: Breaking Free from the 9-to-5 Shackles

Yall Know what we here to talk about! Let's not act daft today. With Lace away we called in Lil to the pod. We open up talking about protecting specific classes.  We quickly transition to the MESS. Lil is here to make sure we deliver the mess with a message. To press or not to press? That is the question.  This is the primary topic of the pod today so buckle up SUCKA!

Us3d THAT!

Opening up the pod talking about Reggie Bush and his lack of proper recognition. From one $5 to another sends the crew into a whirlwind of confusion. Scoli calls out all former athletes living in their hay day and scrolling through their scrapbooks of highlights. How long is it acceptable to hold on to those moments for former athletes? Has technology impacted the longevity of press clippings? Scoli taps into some Columbus revisionist history. Is Autism the new Jedi force? Scoli came prepared to ask the important questions today. The crew reviews Jezebel and talk discuss if it's appropriate to make a diss record against ya BM.  We break into some child support conversations and Scoli being the only qualified member here has to take the crew to school. Doco wants to know what proper attire is when making a store run for a man. Doco ask if anyone would participate in marriage for a green card situation and him and Scoli go on a fast break talking about 90-day fiancé. They are more passionate about this topic than anyone would expect. Scoli has a PSA for people on section 8. Doco denies an oddly specific loan request outta spite. 

S3ction Us3d

Put on your tin foil hats! It's about to get crazy on the pod today. Lace opens the pod with some AI based conspiracies. AI is causing a water crisis and Scoli is a main contributor. We break down the weather machines and the movie the day after tomorrow. Scoli enlightens the crew on global warming and the current impacts. Are extreme weather events created by the government? Doco finds out about the heat in his state.  What happened in life that made you realize you weren't your parent priority?  Doco checks Scoli for having youngest sibling privilege. Doco has a lot of assumptions about growing up as the youngest.  Scoli talks about growing into a bond with his brother and not automatically having one. Doco shows an egregious fit and one member of the pod doesn't see an issue with the outfit. Doco makes an accusation that alcohol makes you "loose". Is there an acceptable time for a man to get on a mechanical bull? We close the pod just like we opened it with more conspiracies.  

Us3d Conspiraci3s

Opening the pod with more 4th wall conversations. Scoli trolls the groupchat with an eyes emoji and loves the responses. Doco wants to change the currently inconsistent pod cadence by going biweekly. Doco leverages a lot of logic while trying to make this change. We spitball some new pod names. Doco ask why people would celebrate a person's third proposal. Is there a proposal limit? Is there a baby shower limit? Scoli thinks this may be hate but Doco thinks this may be an exercise in futility. Scoli finds out everyone on the pod is shooting 100% when it comes to proposals except for him and it sends him into a spiral. What kind of proposals don't count as a proposal? Is a proposal without a wedding a failure? Somehow scoli gets shot for not marrying his coparent and he turns the gun on his cohost for potentially not having motion and not being able to enjoy the field. Listen we ran all over with this topic and it was hugely entertaining to pod. 

Us3d Thrills

We byke and we big RUSTY! Fresh off the summer vacation with season 3 of the Us3d Pod. Have we been inconsistent? Are we on a month-to-month basis? Potentially *Shrug* You can tell we got some audio issues at the beginning of the pod. We really missed pod'n. Scoli and his network got new drops and Scoli airs out some of our podcast group chat woes. the pod gives Scoli thanks and praise for helping them dodge a bullet. While we are mentioning group chats what is your role in the group chat? Scoli gives a breakdown of the archetype that consist of the group chat.  Lovelace does the unthinkable and the crew has so many questions. Why would you do that?  Quick question for the audience...what's the blackest thing you've done? Weget into a heated spider man debate and Lace makes a call for a special guest. 

Us3d Tigg3r

We might have to rename this pod the Hiatus pod cuz dang we sure do take some breaks.  For June we intend to go Fo Fo Fo IYKYK! We open the pod with jokes because we missed pod'n together. Have you ever feared your kids parking you as an adult? Do you ever think about the resentment they may hold over physical parenting? We unpack strange group chat text. Are the city boys down for the summer? With gas prices like this we may have to budget summer fun. Lace finds a way to get under Scoli skin by trying to legitimize Bam and his 83 points. Doco baits us with Eagles talk months away from football season. His WR1 being traded away is a big deal no matter the time of year. Who was the best QB Diggs had in his career? I have a strong feeling Scoli is going to vote for the white QB. Lace brings in some Lebron hate outta nowhere, so Scoli has to bring Jay-z hate to the pod. It's like a haters Trifecta. Men shouldn't argue bout a lot of things and Beyonce is one of them. The whole pod breaks out into pandemonium when the topic of food that you can't eat as an adult that you enjoyed as a kid.  

Us3d Banqu3t 

Byke from a hiatus! Shoutout to graduate season!  The boys are back and Scoli done crashed another car. The crew thinks Scoli may not be the superb driver he depicts himself to be. Doco highlights that Scoli has been back to his old tricks and not as responsive as he should be with the friend group. Should Scoli be chasing a check? Scoli unearths a strange habit of stealing. How often do yall steal? Is there a age limit or a financial limit on stealing? With the release of Iceman and the other two albums the crew discusses Drake. Scoli has to walk back a take that aged terribly. Virginia artists were shot at and one of us is shocked at why other artists are being mentioned when this should be a celebration for Drake. We have a heated debate about laundry. How much is the appropriate amount of detergent to use? Also, another important question when meeting friends, how often do you wash your jeans? Uptowns have become the "Unc" sneaker and this is the point of the pod where Scoli has had enough. Lace talks about the Micheal movie and Joe Jackson might be in the Dad Hall of Fame. Is there an artist you would cry for? We have a call in that surprised all of us. 

Us3d LI3S

We open the pod with more friendship Myths. Scoli finds out that ownership of a pet doesn't grant you freedom to customization. He seems to be truly amazed by learning this. Scoli might need to get out the house more. Scoli has a PSA for all the 9-5 workers which is a great reverse of his thoughts from the previous pod. Scoli has a theory on blue collar gangs. Random movie and Tv quotes and Doco doesn't know about Paid in full? A hood classic. Who's the most feared street villain? We briefly talk about the Gucci situation since Ratlanta is having another bad criminal run. What drugs are needed for a robbery? We break into some of the weirdest topics but it's pure comedy. Are family members considered off limits? Lace walks us through his thought process of birthdays and milestone birthdays and how they are celebrated. The guys break down their fears and some of these answers are a little strange. Some how a little person segment happens on the pod.

Us3d Lub3

We open the pod with more friendship Myths. Scoli finds out that ownership of a pet doesn't grant you freedom to customization. He seems to be truly amazed by learning this. Scoli might need to get out the house more.  Scoli has a PSA for all the 9-5 workers which is a great reverse of his thoughts from the previous pod.  Scoli has a theory on blue collar gangs.  Random movie and Tv quotes and Doco doesn't know about Paid in full? A hood classic. Who's the most feared street villain? We briefly talk about the Gucci situation since Ratlanta is having another bad criminal run. What drugs are needed for a robbery? We break into some of the weirdest topics but it's pure comedy. Are family members considered off limits?  Lace walks us through his thought process of birthdays and milestone birthdays and how they are celebrated. The guys break down their fears and some of these answers are a little strange. Some how a little person segment happens on the pod. 

The gang is byke! After a healthy mix of time off and technical difficulties the us3d Cr3w is byke. We open the pod with some questions to Scoli and his most recent disappearing act. Scoli and Doco engage in a healthy back and forth on the importance of your word no matter the relationship. We also talk about guest being respectful to your house rules. The great wing debate happens again on the pod.

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The Us3d takes a weekly look into the adventures of Doco, Lovelace, and $coli. Three individuals who came together to shed light on day-to-day experiences loosely based on their lives. With 3 differen

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The Us3d

The Us3d takes a weekly look into the adventures of Doco, Lovelace, and $coli. Three individuals who came together to shed light on day-to-day experiences loosely based on their lives. With 3 different perspectives, we discuss life, fatherhood and marriage as candidly as possible. A weekly show on the highs and lows of life. No fluff, no cap, just real talk from a few washed dads navigating through life.